The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I have debilitating hemroids

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this hilarious episode of The Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast with Ash London. From wearing matching red hats that spark MAGA jokes to reminiscing about embarrassing personal stories, this episode has it all. Listen as they dive into cringeworthy moments from their best bets, play the infamous 'name game,' discuss the possibility of giving away $10,000, and plan their weekend jams. Plus, the team engages with listeners and has a laugh over unique name games, including a hilarious prank involving Dan at a local hardware store. Join the fun and laughter as Clint, Megan, Dan, and Ash navigate through a jam-packed show full of surprises, embarrassing moments, and a whole lot of laughs. 00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter03:05 Voiceover Fun and Ad Reads07:38 Listener Interaction and Truck Talk11:36 Pete Davidson and BDE14:59 Nose Size and Manhood18:36 Warriors and Sports Talk24:45 Date to the Point: Sam's Interview31:56 Producer's Diary39:25 Kanye West's Documentary43:46 Unique Names Prank at Bunnings54:48 Date to the Point: The Final Decision01:02:50 New Music Friday01:07:50 Weekend Motivation and Fun

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning, threesome's back again. Oh my God. No, no! Not that.

It's the edge breakfast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Oh, that's a shame to start the show like that, isn't it? What did he say? Oh, he's doing a rude gag. Which isn't really our show. It's much more highbrow than that. Ash, wait.

Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Ash, you'll be pleased to know that Clint and I, I'm both wearing red hats today. I saw you in the car park and I thought it was very MAGA. And we look like a couple of MAGA supporters. We're definitely not. Can I just put it out there?

Okay. Dan's his priority, mine's a Kiwi brand federation. I'm supporting Lewis Hamilton today. Oh, yesterday you were wearing Federation, Dan. Jumpa shorts and T-shirt, all branded. That's Ryan Ash is like, you've got to pick one. Top, bottom, or T, you can't do all three. You didn't mention the socks.

The socks were also fed. He literally bleeds. I bleed fed. On the way in today I was listening to our best bits, you know how producer Nieps is on from 5am before I laughed at us. No one find me

funnier than me. God, that is the most cringed thing ever. It's true. I own it. That's why mum always told me us boys growing up. You've got to love yourself before you can love anyone else.

Amen. That's why Clit listens to his own podcast every day. That and us playing the game on the only fans is where we have to be all be quiet and then you say someone's name and they have to say words.

Oh yeah, it's the fun of us to play it with your friends. We'll do it now. Oh my gosh. La-la-la-la-la, love the jungles. Can't do it live on the radio. Because, too, bad words might come out. Oh, do we feel like we might give away $10,000 today?

Feeling good? Maybe. Friday, 10,000 bucks, 7 o'clock this morning. Clint, dashed Justin Bieber. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. About to jump into a throwback to kick off your Friday. Morning's got to be a hell of a banger team.

Yeah, well, it's Friday, so I do you, you're right, it does. Now we've got two options, Ash. We could either do a Friday banger, you know, like something like Cheers to the Weekend. Oh, ready for the weekend. Ready for the weekend. Yeah. Okay. Or maybe Clint, you might have an option.

Or the other thing is Joe Jonas today was born 1989. It's his birthday today. Same year is? Taylor Swift. Yeah, so I think we could either play an old Jonas Brothers song or just a banger. Could we play Waffle House? Please, can we play Waffle House? It's a good song.

I don't know how throwback it is, but it's a hell of a tune. Oh, can we just play it? Stuff it's yolo. I think it's only like two years old, isn't it? I love that song so deeply. It's so great, right? I was just going through with the Jones Brothers. I was like, well, you and I, like, honestly, at karaoke, it would be mental. We'd be fighting the mic for the same songs.

It's true. But damn we'd sound good. Oh, yeah. No, you need to go to a group karaoke session. Yeah, okay. All right, we're in. Nice and easy. Look how quick we chose.

This is the quickest time we've ever chosen a throwback. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. The world is full of possibilities. Okay, that's my stop. That's on me. The world is full of possibilities. Hey, Joie, let's all do our best voiceover voices. So you have to say, and big news now coming out of Invercargill.

Okay, you go first, Dan. Oh, I'll do the shuddest one first. Okay. So voiceover, like news. Like news. And big news coming out of Invercagul this morning. That's my Koski. Yeah, he just did.

Okay, now you need to do an ad, so it's like, are you feeling worn out and tired from the stresses of the world? Are you feeling worn out and tired from the stresses of the world? Do you have erectile dysfunction? Do you have erectile dysfunction? Like me? Like me? You have to do erectile now.

Can you grab that and still, is there still time to get that in the producers' diary? No! For 7.30? No! You have to do it too now, Clint's only fair. Okay, I'll give you a script. Okay, good. Do you have debilitating hemorrhoids like me?

Great. Now you've got Dan saying that as well. Put that in the diary. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Yes. I've got a hemorrhoids at her own. What else do you want me to say, Dan?

What else? You get me, buddy. Get me good. Are your hemorrhoids causing you to limp? Like? Like me? I've got a great hemorrhoids story, guys. Can I just tell them?

Yeah, it's like coffee ketchup. You do whatever you want. Years ago, me and my bestie violet got flown to Hamilton Island, which is this like private exclusive island in Queensland and Australia forward to me to interview to a leaper. You wouldn't want to get hemorrhoids. Well, I got hemorrhoids. Brilliant.

So I'd had it and I was like, oh my gosh, what's going on? Well, we're sitting, mum and day, just tell me if you sit on like cold concrete too long. Okay, well, that's what happens. You stick with me in this story then, baby. So we get to this gorgeous resort and we're there for three days for a 10-minute interview. We don't know when the interview's going to happen, and so we're just there for three and is waiting for do it. It was the best.

Oh, so I'd be the worst because I'd be like, well, can I have another cocktail or am I going to get a tap on the shoulder and be like, it's time? Oh, I can be a bit buzzed for a do-a-lapry, and it's fine. So we get to our hotel room and I'm like, Violet, it's bad. My ass, my butthole is, it's so uncomfortable. Oh, God! And there's nothing there.

I'm like, so I Google it and it's something cold. So I go to the mini bar and I find like an icy cold can of Coke. Like my sensation. And I lay on the bed And I shoved it in my bump crack Not like in my Just like in between It was almost like you were trying to like

Pick it up off the floor Like if you were going to try Yeah if it rolled away Yeah but then We were both in our Fitsbo era though So it gets to the end of our stay And we can't drink the Coke Because it's sugar

So we're like what do we do Like I can't put it back at the mini bar Oh no it was to drink after it was big Between your crack anyway Unless I was dying of thirst in the desert Hey, you can and pour it into a glass and you can drink it. It's still weird.

The bum juice hasn't gone through the aluminum. Not that there was juice. You know, like the germs. So then we had to like empty the can of Coke into the toilet and then crush the can and put it in the bin. And so I wasted the Coke because I'm a nice person.

I didn't want the next person checking into the fancy results. Oh, I love a nicely cold can of Coke. What is that? Is this Coke vanilla? Yeah. Oh, touch that you thought my bum hole would smell like vanilla. Vanilla bean? I'm going to try and find that.

She's married and so are you. I'm going to try to find footage of that video and I'm going to say, what video? Watch of you and do a, and do you and do it and go watch this and just know that Ash has a Coke bottle. Well, I'm sorry to you right now. Hold on. Did it work?

Did it help? Yeah, it was so, I've helped so much. I've never had hemorrhoids. What does it feel like? Hell, if you've had a baby, every pregnant person, And that's the interview. See how gorgeous it is? We're like, um...

So right there, you're balancing a coat bottle between your cheeks. Is that you don't walk around with it? Is that you on the right? Yes. When I first looked at that, I was like, damn, Duoliba looks good. That's you. I told you I used to be hot. You look better than Duoliba.

I promise you. And I'm not just... And wait, so there, you've got a coke bottle or down you. No, I didn't walk around with it. Just when I needed the relief. Right. At the hotel room. Get a girl!

Thank you so much. I want to see Hot Ash. Oh, thank you. I'm excited than duly but in that. True or false? Damn Ash! No, that's... Okay.

I mean, for me, I look at her and go, yes, she does look. And then I know she's got employs. True. Clint, Megan, Dan. Lesh goal. Time for... First call of the day.

First call on the day. Yes, he drives a truck. Otherwise, his vehicle is a BMW. Hey. Good morning, Alan. Alan. Alan. Good morning, man

Have you been listening since the start of the show this morning, Alan? Yeah. Did you hear our break about that time I went to Hamilton Island? Got hemorrhoids? Do a leaper. Yeah, so I heard about that. Yeah.

I was waiting for the things so I could see the interview, but I... Oh, he wants to see the interview. Ash looking good in that. We'll set up a bounce back, 3343 when Ash was hot. Just texting that. You sit down a lot. Alan as a truck driver, don't you? Yeah, true.

Have you ever got hemorrhoids? Yep. Yeah. Oh, not yet. Oh, okay, it sounded like you're saying yip to hemorrhoids, but you were just giving a delayed answer to you sit down a lot. That's how people should answer. If they have had hemorrhoids, you should just,

and yep, because it's a natural part of life. You shouldn't be ashamed. Let's talk about hemorrhoids at last. Yes. Maybe that's what your red hats can be, MHG-A, make hemorrhoids great again. Yes. That's where you've both got your merger hats on.

Make hemorrhoids great again. Poor Alan, if you've been. pulls into the yard, everyone goes, Alan, are you talking to the edge breakfast about your hemorrhoys and stuff? He's like, no, Ash had the hemorrhoids, not me. Now, Alan, I like to exercise. This is a perfect chance for me to exercise my superpower of guessing what sort of truck you drive, brand-wise.

Oh, I remember you doing this. Yeah. Very good, Alan. Now, I just need to ask you what is the job, like what sort of truck, not the brand, but what is it? Is it like a concrete mixer? What is it? Yeah, what do you transport me?

It's a small, small. Class two, this is refrigerated frozen truck. Okay. Class two refrigerator truck. Okay, so it's sort of like the ones that you'd see Countdown using or Woolworth's using to deliver groceries, that vibe. Uh-huh. Bigger than that, but not much bigger.

Okay. Now, I think the options here are Hino. I'm not locking in Hino. Mitsubishi. He's singing. You're saying, so seriously. Man. I'm going to lock in a Hino. Oh, you said you weren't going to do that.

No. He said no. Okay. Mitsubishi. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like you knew it was Mitsubishi than when we were discussing. You said it's not Hino, maybe Mitsubishi. Yes.

That's on you, Dan. That's on you. Good on you, Alan. Thank you. Yeah. Man, a few words. Yeah. Love him to bits.

Put on those trackies. Get, Alan. Yeah, and you'll be pleased with the text that's just come through, Ash, from Brent, saying Ash is hot. Thank you, Brent. Yeah, that'll bug you up on a Friday. No, that's because that was the bounce back I made up. Ash is hot to 3, 3,34. Yeah, he's not actually saying that.

He just wants to see the video of me and do a leapo when I had emirons. Hey, Alan, hold there, bro. We'll get a voucher out to you, you can go spend in stores here. Look at Emma's text. Yeah, Emma said that she grew up. Her name's Emma, but her dad used to call her emeroid. Emeroid. Because he said she was a pain in his ass.

That's not bad He's a fun dad It's funny Emma We love you babe The Clint Meg and Dan podcast Ash Lundum Maybe we do need to set up the bounce fact No we need to set the record straight

So before Ash said stupidly That she would send you some photos of her Have you text Ash is hot to 33443 As a gag Now ever as so many men Are texting Ash's hot It's a joke

Don't tease him Don't tease him Give the nudes Ash And they're not nudes It's me fully closed in a dress. With hemorrhoids. Talking to dualieper. Just Google Ash London interviews, Doleeper.

You'll find it. Gossip and Entertainment. Clit me and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Yeah, it's all thanks to Kata Station when news station's on the menu. It's good time to check out catastation.com.com. Z next time you're throwing a party. When I say the words, Pete Davidson, what's the first thing that comes to mind for both of you?

BD.E. Yeah, exactly. B-D-E, Big D-energy. It all kind of started. Ariana Grano had a song on a sweetener album that was kind of making an inference about the size of his manhood and then on Twitter back at the time someone said how big are we talking

and then she replied 10 inches because she said it even if she was joking it kind of went viral and as a man if that kind of went viral about you how do you think that would affect your life I would that be good thing initially I think on paper you go oh yeah cool good for me

but I can see why he doesn't love it Yeah, why do you think it could turn into a negative thing? It's out of interest. Because I think the rumour gets so large, excuse the pun, that he's only going to meet expectation or disappoint because it's actually not as big as everyone thought it was going to be, even though it is still relatively large compared to other guys. And then it becomes your thing.

Like, I'm more than just a BD, you know? Like you want to be known as the guy that's good at stand-up comedy in his case or whatever, you know? And that is exactly what he said. He said it really overshadowed everything. like he felt like no matter how good the work he was doing was no one wanted to talk about it no one wanted to talk about his stand-up or his films or what he was writing it just became the headlines he's like and he said which i like he said i don't want to victimize myself in any way but it did become something it was kind of like a monkey on his back

oh oh i'm going to make my penis is so weird or the girls in my penis is so weird but really what i would like to counter that if you're listening pete is that it's not that people think about your BD, they think about the energy. Like he does have the energy of someone and the confidence of someone who knows he's packed a hoot. I must say, though, when I think about Pete Davidson, I don't actually think about that. I think about how he's just so good with the ladies and I don't understand why. And I think maybe it is because of the aforementioned thing.

But it's the energy around it, not the thing. Yeah. He seems like a nice guy. He really does. and when you'd watch the Kardashians and he was dating Kim my favourite scenes is when he'd pop up and you'd be like, oh my God, they were dating

and he was just so stoked with himself every second that he was around Kim Kardashian he was just like, I'm the luckiest man. I reckon it'd be hell in terms of the anxiety that you would feel because you'd be like, is she breaking up with me today? Is she going to break up with me tomorrow?

Like, what am I going to say too much? Is he going to break up with me? Or am I going to say not enough? And she's going to be like, and he's a bit of a mute. Like the anxiety of doing the wrong thing Because you just know it's coming But you don't have that when you have BDE

Yeah Speaking of Kim Kardashian I think would make Anyone of BDE seem like they got SME SDE Yeah What's too many me Sweet

Boyles Yeah Speaking of that though There's a new story that's come out And it's got medical backing About the body part That you can measure And it is

really good at telling how big a man's manhood is. And a lot of people say feet. Oh, so you measure one part and that it corresponds. Doctors say there's one body part that can predict the size of his junk. And it's not the feet or the hands,

which is traditionally the ones that you measure, right? Something completely different. We'll tell you about it next. Doctors say that there is one body part that can predict penis size. Dan found the study. Sprice, spry, sproes. Yeah, and a lot of people have said

traditionally that's the feet, If you've got big feet, usually it correlates to a big one. But not the case. Apparently the nose. Interesting. Isn't it, is the one that never stops growing, though? I think to a certain area is another one. It never stopped.

Even when you pass away, it still keeps growing. I think your nose and your ears are the body part. You know, you see old guys with massive ears? Yeah, they're still growing all your life. So the study's been conducted by a whole load of cadavers, people that have passed away, and then they've measured the nose and the parts downstairs. Okay, so that's a flaccid measurement.

All right. Massive measurement. Well, we have gone through and measured the noses of the boys in this team. Interesting as well, because I would have thought it would be like how far it protrudes. But you said it was from where the eyebrows sort of come together if you carried on with the line, down to the bottom of the tip. Yeah. Now, the only way I know we've measured the noses, but technically, if we wanted to debunk the study,

we'd have to measure both to see if there is. We can't do that. So what we can do is just measure the noses, then just have a, definitive idea of who's who's pack and heat and who isn't. Okay. So I've measured all four boys, the beautiful producers

and the boys in studio with me and I'll start with the two in the middle. So in the middle of the rankings, we've got neap here. It's just got a six centimetre nose. Nothing wrong with the middle of the road. Old average neaps, that's what I'm known by, yeah. That's what you want.

And then it's 6.5, Carlos. I'll take it. You'll take it. Yeah, yeah. You'll take it, if you know what I mean. Oh, oh. Jesus. And then we've got,

someone on one end of the scale and someone on the other and I can confirm there was a two and a half centimetre difference between Dan and Clint's nose measurements. I see where you go. Producers, who do you think come out on top? Oh, it's hard to say, isn't it? Yeah. I'm not a biased kind of producer, no. Okay, no one wants to weigh in, so should I just bring the facts?

Well, I've got a little button nose. You have got a... That's what's letting you down. You've got a very cute little nose, which really, is what you want. Most people don't want a big nose. They want a cute little button nose. Do they?

So your beautiful little button noses come in at five and a half centred. And Clint's big boy nose has come in at eight centimeters. Ew! I think there's some truth to the study. Clint, give me the mission. Where's the tape measure? You are so desperate.

He's so desperate to get into the change rooms at your footy club. And this is all just really good. Dan wanted to go because he doesn't play team sport. He was like, so what do you guys do after the shed? And then do everyone talk about each other? So I thought, no, no one does. And when you talked about that one on here, last sat out, I was at football, one of the guys goes, so when's Dan showing up for the showers?

And then the other boys are like, who's Dan? And I had to explain the whole bloody thing. Where's the tape measure? I think we both need to do what the thing is and measure that other part to see if there is any correlation. Oh, gosh. Sometimes you've got to leave a little bit of mystery, Dan. Yeah.

And also, I'm just putting his, put the tape measure down his pants in the studio. Now I just have to look at Clint because I don't want to see. Dan's like, oh, it is five and a half centimetres. Centimeter for centimetre. Maybe the ratio was like one and a half centimeters to every centimeter of nose length. Do you want to... No, it's whale. You want to wrap it up?

Yeah, wrap it up. There you go. What a bit shorter than the nose. Clint, Megan, Dan. We have your... We have your team to thank, Ash, the Melbourne Storm. Hey, they're not my team? They're not.

I'm the Waz, baby. This is I'm from Melbourne. Doesn't mean I go for the storm. I hate storm. She bleeds the storm. No, I don't. I thought you have to. It's your team.

Absolutely not. No way. We've got your city, at least, to thank. The Warriors dropped down the top four last week. But the Melbourne Storm played the Panthers last night. We needed the Panthers to lose. Went to Golden Point and the Storm won it. Oh, so we're back in it, baby.

If the Warriors win tonight at 8 p.m. we go back into the top four thanks to the storm. How were we playing? I actually did call Cam Smith yesterday. Kimman's. He's the hooker. Used to be. Yeah, I just Googled to him.

Back in the day, he was. What about, what about, oh no, Billy Slater. He's gone. What about Ryan Hoffman? Yeah, he's long gone. He even played for the Warriors after the giant of old age. What about, what about, really not your team? What about Jerome Hughes?

He's a key lad. He got MVP, one of the best player. He, Dalyam winner last year or year before. Is he still playing? Okay, well, I called him. And I said, help us out. Come on, and he said, yeah, I got you. Oh, so what you're saying is they're match fixing now? And you're behind it?

Because that's quite a serious thing you were saying. All right, otherwise, hopefully they get the job done tonight. Back into the top four. Clint Megyn Dan. Win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-Z. Yo-da, good morning. Friday, bang on 7 o'clock. We're just talking about the Warriors. They win tonight.

The back of the top four, and Dan goes off here. Is Jonathan Tua Tata Shrek or whatever still play? I know. I'm not good with names. Jonathan Tudara Shrek. What's his name again? Roger Tui Vasta Shia. I was way off.

Why did you call him Jonathan? I don't know. I think the Shrek part of the end was the low point. He was so close, but so far with everyone. Anyway, that'll be his new nickname, I think, when I'm watching The Warriors in my household. Oh, there goes, Tuotara Shrek is for the line. What's his real surname again?

Roger Tui Vasa Shed. I had the cadence and the rhyming, right? And his first name completely wrong. All right, let's give way some cash. Here we go. 30 seconds and 10 correct dancers. are the only two things standing between you and $10,000. If you want to pass, you can, but no repeated answers, team.

Her name is an easier one. Alice, she's from Hastings. Good morning. Good morning. You're a pastry chef, Alice. What's your favourite sweet treat to make? I quite like custard slice. Oh, yeah. Want one now?

The Den Heath. Do you know what we call that in Australia? A snot block. Oh, that is disgusting. Yeah, absolutely feral. All right, Alice. Your time is going to start at the end of Ash asking you the first question. Best luck, stay calm and try and keep a good pace if you can.

Here we go, $10,000 on the line. Your letter today, my sweet darling, is G. So that can be a G or a j. It can be the hard or the soft. To kick us off, I need a four-letter word. Good. A fruit. Grapes.

A colour. Green. Video game. Uh. Game of shrines. A musical group. Gans and roses. Something round.

Glass. A famous landmark. Uh. Puff. Something that has hands. Guerrilla. A mythical creature. Oh, very good, darling.

Oh, now I had to. Google the Game of Thrones video game. You got to the ninth question. Yeah, the Game of Thrones. Thank you. There's a gore that has the trout? So if you said the gore trout, would that count? For what?

For the landmark. Oh, I had Golden Gate Bridge, Great Wall of China, Grand Canyon. And Game of Thrones, even though it was a TV show and you answered for video game, there was a game release, so we will go over that. Hey, Alice, it would have counted. I had the question mark there, and I'll come back and check it if we get through the others. Yeah, no, there was one. A really great effort, Alice.

Love your work. And thank you for listening, my love. Thank you so much. Well done. Wow, so she got seven, had one pass, and she got to the ninth question, but didn't get an answer out. Very good.

Very good effort. Yeah, all thanks to BNZ. Who believes that when you're starting out, managing your money should be easy. So you can focus on winning it, whatever you're doing. Thank you guys for letting us give away your cash. We'll do it again in an hour's time at 8. Best to like.

The very last bachelor, hoping to Wu Al B. And date to the point is Sam. He's this other man, likes to hunt, and he has a couple of beautiful kitties. Yeah. Yeah. I like the idea of this guy's life.

I read his bio and I thought, I could get around that. Yeah. And I know like there'll be some women, I suppose, who are dating and be like, oh, kids, I don't know about that, but I think you're actually getting a real treat there for a single mom or a single dad. You've got someone who knows how to love intensely outside of themselves and sacrifices and all those things.

And I've also got friends, sorry to interrupt you, that don't, in their 30s, necessarily want kids, but they love the idea of having step kids. Yeah, I think that's fine. I worry the hunting's going to be in a shoe. You see? Oh, she's a vigil, eh? Yeah. Well, let's not put that idea in her head. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. We are almost at the end of our journey, the ultimate dating shortcut. Date to the point where we give B, our eligible bachelorette, just five questions to see if she can find her forever guys. We haven't seen photos, have we, of any of guys. We haven't seen photos, no.

We haven't made a decision. Which B I don't think loves? Fair enough. Love is blind. Are you ready to meet your next guy B? Let's bring him in. Here is Sam. Introducing Bachelor Number 5. Sam is 33 years old and was nominated by

his sister Lily. Sam runs his own building company and is passionate about hunting surfing and diving. He lives just 300 metres from the ocean or nearly half an acre and is now surfing with his son 3 to 4 times a week. Introducing Bachelor number five, Sam.

Morning Sam. You know, mate. That's quite the bio. Bro. That's out of the gate. He's like what you've done there with my life. And nominated by your sister as well. So you got her to blame pushing you into this. Yeah, bro.

Yeah. Yes, I do. So what we got from the bio is you like hunting. You've got kids as well. How many kids? I've got two kids, bro. a daughter and a son eight and seven. Okay.

Oh, cool. I got to ask about the hunting thing. What are you hunting? Oh, anything. Girls. We've got a bad boy. She's doing that. Yeah, you've got to break the ice somehow, eh?

That's fair. Mainly deer and pigs. Yeah, I'm pretty lucky. I've got a big, creamy, 600-acre hunting block that backs on to the Ruhahini Ranges so he gets to go out there pretty much whenever I want really. He doesn't own the 600 acres. His house backs on to

600 acres. Oh, I see. Goodness me. Okay. Oh, well, over to you. No, no, no. My uncle owns the 600 acres. Okay. He's in here. She doesn't care about money. We've figured that out. The money isn't a big driver for a girl. Sam, do you hunt uncles by any chance? Take it away, B.

Okay, hey. How's it be all good? Okay, I'm going to get straight in. What is a lie you still feel bad about? Oh, that's a good question. It's probably something when I was younger telling my parents what I was up to when I was doing the opposite, maybe.

I'm a pretty honest rooster though, eh? Like, if I do something wrong, I'll front it. I'm going to talk about the hunting stuff. If you do like hunting, how do you feel about veganism? Oh, look, everyone's got their thing, right? whether you're a vegan, you're religious or whatever. Like, I wouldn't expect a vegan to judge me for hunting and providing food for the family.

So I wouldn't judge a vegan either for eating whatever they eat, tofu and all that. Whatever they eat. Vegetables. Stuff that's not meat. All right, next up. What is the worst date who've been on, and why was it the worst one? The worst date? Oh, man, I've been on.

I'm shockers. All right, some time to think about that one then, Sam. You can pick your worst one. These guys need to stop saying arm and pausing. Always looking for a part record jump in and play a song. I thank you, Sam. Great to the point. Sorry, free down that a little bit, Dan.

Yes. Getting ready to hit the spot. I do not know this was happening. Actually, I think we're going to do a Taylor Swift hit the spot on Monday. That'll be fun with all the chat around a new album. You know, the last time we did a Taylor Swift hit the spot. spot. It went into the stratosphere. Barrel. A lot of women angry that you were married.

I remember that. Right, let's pick things up with Sam, who's currently in the middle of a date with B, with Date to the Point. You were asked just for the song, Sam, a worst date you've ever been on, bro? Well, keep it PG for the radio, so went on a nice date. Chick seemed pretty cool. A couple weeks later, invited around home, and the cuckoo come out the clock.

Yeah, and it was just like, yeah, sweet, see you later, Tinder, see a later everything. This is not what I saw love for. When you say the cuckoo came out of the clock, which I love, can you give us something little that were like, what happened? When you, I don't know what it's like in Auckland, but when I say crazy, I mean crazy, bro, like call the cops crazy. Wow. So I just sort of like let it, let it let it, let it. do her thing until she left and then I got robbed.

woke up in the morning and the beers had all gone out of the fridge, cash was gone out of my drawer but hey I think I got off pretty lightly with how much he was. Right next one. Is buddy count important to you? Oh no. Is it to you? I don't think so, no. What is your number there? Sam out of interest?

Dan is incess with dude's numbers. What do you keep asking everyone? If it's all the 20, it's going to blow my life. His dad's number is so long. I was realising that almost every guy he speaks to a civil ball woman than him. How many out of interest him? Oh, I don't know, bro. I've never really counted.

Give me a figure. He's lost. That's what they always say. I don't count them. What do you say is you've lost count? Less than or more than 30? Oh, a fee more. Buddy out.

And how would you feel, let's say, a woman had a body count of like over 100? Is that an issue for you? Oh, no, I don't think so, but that's a good girl. I suppose. It's not over 100, don't worry. How long is it over, like the 30 women? You need to get over it. Dad, we've moved on for the body count now.

Okay. Now, I think, if I may jump in, I think you are the first dad we've had on. You spoke so beautiful. Daddy. Daddy. You spoke so beautifully, I'm just quickly about your two kids. But what does fatherhood mean to you?

Like, what do you think, in what way can that be maybe a superpower? something that you think makes you an even better partner? I suppose it's different for everyone, right? But for me, like my kids are everything to me done my life. Sam, you now get to flip the script and you get to ask B, one last question before we let you go. What do you

want and what are you dying to know? I'm just, first of all, kudos to you man, for doing this. It's pretty out the gate, but I'm still shocked. If it's not me, man, like I wish you all the best. But I guess the biggest thing for me

obviously you're not from New Zealand. What's the best thing you like about New Zealand so far and what do you want to do? I think the best thing is the nature for me, like how easy it is to just get in a car in an hour or you're somewhere and everything is gorgeous. So you like being in nature, you see yourself of a gun in your hand then?

Hell no, Sam, I'm sorry. I do love animals. I wouldn't even kill a fly, probably. So there's not going to be any shooting for me. I'd probably rather shoot a person than an animal. Flies are annoying, though. All right, thank you, Sam. Thank you.

Effort. Oh, I love you. Really cool getting to know you, Sam. Appreciate your time, bro, honestly. All good, man. All good. See you later, eh? See you, mate.

Okay, 8 o'clock this morning in an hour's time after easy money, B has to make a decision. Tough choice. Because she hasn't seen the photos either. No, we'll show her the photos. Yeah, we'll get those printed out team if we can. Let's look back at the hearts of this week.

If you've gotten busy, Sometimes life gets in the way of listening to us for four hours a day. We get it. So we'll bring you the best bits, according to our producer needs. I believe it's Friday already. I feel like we just had the producers diary yesterday. Yeah, it's gone fast. Flies when you work with, you know.

Legends. I do feel like if we could just do a whole producer's diary for the 6 o'clock hour of this show today. Between 6 and 7 was Lucy Goosey. I'd recommend you get the show podcast. I think I'd take quite the hit there. Yeah, actually, I think some of the stuff you said in. might even still make, yes, the podcast, I'm getting a nod from producer Nipia. He's bloody good, isn't he?

Still counts. If you said it at 6 a.m. And it's producer at 7.30. Clint, Megan Dan. Up the wires tonight, taking on the Dragons. It's their second to last home game. And if they win, we go back into the top four after the Melbourne Storm did us a solid and beat the Panthers last night.

What if we lose? No, it's not good. Then it's not good. We really aren't capitalizing on a great opportunity of what happened last night. So this is a must win tonight. Do you know what we should do? I live really close to Eden Park. and obviously when people come for the games

it's hard parking so I should on the radio be like why am I getting it wrong why are you looking around like oh she's got the wrong game What are you going to do at Eden Park Isn't that where they play No they play at Mount Smart

So I'm just wondering what you're going to be doing What do they play at Eden Park Is it the other one thing? Yeah it's where they play like blues and all blacks Okay well can I still tell my story Next time the all blacks play I can give away people can park at my house Good idea

Free parking Oh no no no no then people will know I leave. Take it back. Okay, we'll do this. All those people that wanted to see the photos of me with a coat can in my, they're going to be like, oh, come. Text a dress to 3343 off, I'll get back to you.

Okay, let's get into the highlights of this week. Atamaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. It's been another massive week as we helped B date to the point and try to find her forever partner and just five questions. We've had a mumfied, we talked science, and Dan became oddly interested. in other men's body counts. All right, let's get into it.

This week, Ash told us that she signed up for the gym two weeks ago. You've been yet, Ash? I didn't think so. Here's the thing, it's like you've got a gym membership you haven't been using, but you know as soon as you cancel, you will definitely never get in shape or whatever the motivation was to sign up initially. You're right.

So you keep thinking, if I keep paying it, I will get in shape one day. You're saying I'm not in shape. You're in... There's a shape. There's a shape. Your body has a shape. Everybody has a shape, Ash.

If you could describe Ash as a shape, what would it be? Now, this is the debate that never finish. Dan found himself getting roasted internationally after the Daily Mail UK picked up his story about the Titanic. Slow Newsday. And what followed next was a series of voice messages to our group chat. Mum, did you think that that lady in the Titanic, the old Rose, was real? Unfortunately, yes, I did, Daniel.

So she is the same as me. Dan, that's really more of an insight into, like, the weeby household. And now maybe understandably it's where you got it from because your mum's not pulling you up on these, like things. And this is where it gets spicy. Dad's mum, Julie, was not happy. Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay? And what do you do when your friend's mum tells you off?

You call back your mum to call back your friend's mum to tell them to tell your friend's mum off because, oh, I'll play the clip. You are using the F word on my son. I don't appreciate it. and I thought, well, I'm going to ring up and tell you because I'm allowed to say what I like about my son, but I don't appreciate other people doing it. Pretty bad, you know.

Pretty bad bad. Oh, look, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. I have got a bit of a potty mouth, I must say, sometimes. Not only are we an entertaining radio show, we also chat science, and when a bunch of astronauts return to Earth, we try and put ourselves in the minds of said astronauts.

Seeing each other poop into a bag? I don't think you watch while they do it. There's like a petition thing. The space station isn't a massive three-bedroom home, Dan? Yeah, I don't think, but I don't think they're just going, okay, I'm just going to go and pull in the bag over there. Don't look. I don't think you can smell in space.

There's no smell. Do you reckon? No, yeah. I don't think there is. Like, you could do the most rampant. Are you just making that up, though? Kyla. Is that a certain degree?

I reckon if you opened up one of the poop bags and that was you. Oh, that's a good prank. He can't smell anything. He's got his ass's bag. And the poop would float out. Ash comes out of you. Oh, you guys, stop playing with my bags. George was not cool.

This week, we met B in a bunch of potential matches. Although B was asking the questions, Dan found one question in particular a wee bit too interesting. What's your number cam out of interest? How many people have you slept? Oh, God. I could probably count it on one hand, to be fair. You and me both, brother.

Being a skateboarder, I'd imagine you would have got a lot of action in your life. What would be your sort of roundabout number? Oh, I think it's somewhere around 20 or 30. That's normal, bad. Dad's like, oh my God. Jesus, how'd you find that many women? I've never even spoken to that many women. Wow, they all talk to you as well.

And a bit of a late addition to the producer diary this week from 6 a.m. this morning. Don't think it needs any context. Do you have erectile dysfunction? Like me? Like me? You have to do a... It's only fair that you do it like that down now. Can you grab that and...

Is there still time to get that in the producer's diary? No! For 7.30? No! You have to do it too now, Clint's only fair. Okay, I'll give you a script. Okay, good. Do you have debilitating hemorrhoids like me?

Great. Now you've got Dan saying that as well. Put that in the diary. You're an idiot. All righty and that'll do it for producer diaries this week. I hope you have a fantastic weekend. Once again, up the waz. And we'll see you back.

early on Monday morning. Afterwards, you're a bloody legend, me. Hell of a diary, mate. Also, it turns out my mum was just winding up Dan's mom and it was all last in the end. And also, yes, astronauts can smell

inside the space station. It is actual space that has no smell because there is a vacuum. But in the space station, mate, if you're opening up, people's bags of poop, it'll be a hell of a way. You can't even open all the doors to get rid of it, I'd imagine?

You can't open the doors and you'll die. What a way to go. What a way to go. I tried to smell someone. poo and go, sucked out. That's why we'd never be astronauts. That's how I would die in space, genuinely.

It's true. Hey, we got 10,000 bucks up for grabs with easy money. Feeling lucky on a Friday. Come on. I've got them in front of me. Let me have a look. Do we just give the letter? No, we're not giving the letter.

But then you still have to be listening for half an hour. Amny the person that gets through it? Come on. Okay, the letter is J, K or L. There you go. That's a hint. And it's definitely not J. Hey, hey, hey, that's enough.

And I don't think it's L. Hey, hey, hey. Gosh. All right, good luck. You got a scandal next? Yes, it's amazing. Okay, do you want to tease it or do you want to just keep it really mysterious? It's so amazing that if I tease it, people might drive off the roads.

He'll give it away? Yeah. Okay, well then we won't. You're just going to have to wait then. Yep, it's going to blow your maize. Why are you frantically Googling right now? Clint Meg and Dan. Clint McGinn Dan with Ash London.

Scandal. Kanye West has got an example. explosive new documentary that he's putting out, which really I feel like, hmm, how do we feel about this? Because it is so hard watching someone who's clearly not okay. I would understand it if someone was making it

and Kanye had nothing to do with it because, I mean, they did that with Brittany, right? Yeah, yeah. But her making it himself, yeah, it's like, why, why open up your life that much when you, A, don't need the money? And B, it's just going to, like, the blowback's going to go into your ex-wife

and your kids. And your children. So this is a little bit of the trailer which has dropped on YouTube. I'm off my marriage for five months down. Your personality was not like this a few years ago. It's a calling by the universe. Never tell me I'm going to wake up one day and have nothing.

We could talk about that later, but. It ain't no but. Gosh. Kim gets a lot of flack from a lot of people who think they know a lot about her. But every time I've ever seen her on this journey with Yay, having to be the adult in the room, constantly and think about the children, because really, if you watch the Kardashians early on,

he was a great dad, he was settled, it seemed like, you know, he was weird, but he was an artist. Yeah. And I can't imagine how hard it would be for the father of your children to have that sort of a very public demise. Well, true, because, I mean, it's hard for anybody that has a partner that's got quite serious mental health condition. And this is, like, acted out so publicly. So publicly. So publicly. And he, which is his prerogative, he's been really open about the fact that he doesn't want to be medicated.

He says, you know, I'm an artist, I'm creative, which is all true. The meds, you know, it kind of like blocks it all out too much and I feel like a zombie, which is absolutely fair. But to then go and go to the lengths that he has gone to with some of the deeply racist, problematic kind of narrative stuff is so tough. And I just feel for his kids. I'd love to know whether or not.

there's been any conversation with Kim about content that he wants to use in the documentary and whether she's signed off on any or all of it. Yeah, because she's quite protective over the children. I don't know early on, a lot of the stuff he'd see in the show was her being like, we've got to protect the kids, we've got to protect the kids, but for him it's all about the art and the message.

I couldn't watch this documentary. No, I absolutely couldn't watch it. Do you know who's commissioned it or playing it? Is it Netflix or Amazon Prime? I don't actually know. I wouldn't be surprised if it was just going to be kind of on YouTubeers. Oh, it's in select theaters, so it's an independent film that's kind of, they're putting it out

to movies. I always also think shame on the people that okay this and sign it off because they know exactly why people will be going along to watch it. It's to hate watch it a lot of the time and to, you know, take the piss out of Kanye who has got mental health issues. Yes. So it is capitalising on someone else's

pain. Yeah. I mean, if anything, it does spark a wider conversation about mental health and like it's a very you know, like hard to look away from example of what happens when someone is kind of going through it and I think it was the death of his mother that kind of kicked it all life. He was really close with his

mom. She died unexpectedly and that kind of, I don't know, started the downfall but in one sense I'm glad that Kim, for all the ways that we make fun of her, not me personally because I love her, but a lot of people make fun of her. You can't fault her as a committed parent. Yeah. It's like a

lion essay just looking after her babies. Yeah. Bring the team together with Cater Station with news stations on the menu. It's a good time to check out caterstation.com.com. N. Z. Who Yes, Dan is happening between now and 8 o'clock this morning. We've got a goodie for him. Dan has no idea what is going on. We're going to pitch the idea to you coming up in the next few minutes.

But, Dan, you're going to actually be driving to a location before you actually know what you're going to be doing there. Oh, it sounds like I'm going to be embarrassed. Yeah, and it's so embarrassing that me and Clint refused to go with you. Yes. Clint, Megan Dan. Who dares that? Dan is currently in an edge car on location,

on his way to a specific location. He has no idea currently what he is doing. Good morning, Dan. Morning, guys. Can you hear me? I'm on speakerphone in the car. Yeah, we got you, babe. How are you feeling?

Bit nervy? Very nervous, because I don't know what I'm doing. Well, Dan, we have a segment that you love called unique names on the show where people share names of people that they live next door to or grew up with. maybe an old high school teacher and you generally get trolled a lot I think with these names you read them out on here

and you think they're hilarious Yeah then once you say it you realise you've said something naughty How hilarious will it be when Dan arrives at Bunnings and has to go up to the help desk and ask if they can find his lost brother or sister

last name Janus first name Hugh Oh for goodness sake Yeah Because what Is this if we run out of ideas Have we? No

We have had to run out because we have this amazing idea and it's going to be so awkward. If you can give them to say over the loudspeaker that they are looking for the person that you obviously say you are missing, then job done. And we could go... This stuff works in the Simpsons and, like, movies.

It doesn't actually come to fruition in real life. They've got good ones in The Simpsons. I remember is IP freely. That's a good idea. Seymour butts. Yeah. What about your mate, last name Dover? First name Ben.

Oh, Benny. Beny. He's a good boy, Benny. No one's calling that out over a loud speaker. No one's doing that. Amanda's called up. She wants to weigh in. Have you got a goody for us, Amanda?

Yep, so I've got last name, V-N-L, first name, E-L. Oh, yeah, Miss V-N-L. Brilliant. Sure, Amanda, you're naughty. Arla's a good chick, yeah. Very good, Amanda. V-A-Y-N-A-L. Yeah, V-A-L.

Is that right, Amanda? Right. That's right That's right That's right Okay Dan We're going to give you a few more minutes

To get into position Actually let's let's let the people choose Of all the names that have thrown out Is there a favourite Or do you have one that you think might be better And then we'll throw one at Dan And he can go for it next I think last name

Vain or first name of Isla is going to be hard to beat But hey three three four three in the text line You can think of one Yeah actually Amanda I'm going to send you a double pass to a musty movie that's a hell of a suggestion. It's Alan Cinemas already. Eddington, starring Wiking Phoenix,

Pedro, Pascal, Austin, Emma Stone. Sorry? Yeah, so that's all yours. Amanda. Oh, oh, gosh. Heyden, Hayden on the text line.

I can't even read that out on the radio. You know who you are. You naughty boy. This is the worst thing I've ever done. I've never been more nervous. Your last name's not Hyman. Is it, Dan? Stop it.

No, no. No. All right, Dan, we'll do it next. Will he be successful and convince the Bunnings' help desk? To shut up for a fake person over the loudspeaker. You guys are naughty, man. Some of the ones that are coming through our decks are filthy. So many texts coming through on the text line from you hilarious listeners.

It's nice to have a play thing on the show. Dan is ours. He loves this thing we do on the air sometimes called unique names. And he laughs at people's names, but I don't think he finds this one necessarily as funny. He is at a very well-known hardware store. Yep. And he has to go up to the help desk,

say that he is missing a certain person with a very unique name. And if they actually shouted out of the loudspeaker, then he is successful in his hoodiers, Dan. challenge for this week. Some of the texts coming through from you guys. Surname Love, first name Amanda. That's cute. I like that one. Surname Royds. The first name is Emma.

Yeah, that's not bad actually. And then Mr. Meehoff, first name Jack. Okay. I've got him now I think. Okay, Danny, you're in position? I am indeed. There's sales everywhere as you walk in. Does anybody want a ladder? $349. Do you know what? We want what the people want

And there are two names that I reckon are 50-50 through on text at the moment. It's a bit of a two-horse race. You're either asking for your sister, last name, Vainal, first name, Ila. That's a beautiful name, Ila. Yeah? Or you're looking for your brother, last name Janus, first name Hugh. You haven't really given me a great couple of choices, to be honest. Well, sister are a brother, mate?

Are you going to start with Ila or start with Vainel when you ask? Well, I'm going to go up and go, can you just page my sister? and I'll go her last name's V-A-Y-N-A-L first name Ila Perfect And if they actually do it on the loudspeaker They'd probably do it twice Yeah, job done

Okay Pat your hands together and make you way back to studio God, does someone at least get something out of this Is someone going to win something? Everyone's winning something right now Yeah, the joy of watching you Oh god, this is so embarrassing Okay

Whoa Get away for that guy To not get near that person Mm-hmm My sister is in here somewhere. I can't find it for life now. Okay. What's it now? So Latvian or B.A. Y. M.A.L. and Prithuanian NAL. I lost you.

You want to make my customers? This is a customer. For Aalov, please come to the family store. That's Alaw to live in the store, please. Thank you. Thanks so much. Yeah. Did she hear it at the back?

Yeah, right, right, that's all right. Okay, thank you. What? What? Dan. What? What? Maybe wait, wait, wait, and then go, hey man, sorry to be a pain. Could you pay you pay you one more time, otherwise I'll wait for her maybe in the car park.

She might have left already. Last name's vain, and see if you'll do first and last. You're kidding me. You've got to, I can't, Clint. What do you think of this, Ash? I want to die of secondhand embarrassment. If it was me, I would have. left straight away.

Where is she? Okay. I used to keep up the bit for the people around. I'm having to. Looking like he's looking for AILA while he's talking to us. Amazing. Can I page her again?

I'm so sorry. Maybe just to the last name. What's the last name? So V-A-Y-N-A-L-V-A-L-V-A-L-A-L. E-L. Thank you. Thanks so much, bro. Appreciate it. Yep, thank you.

Daddy, my congratulations. How does it quite like Dan? All right. Get out of there, get out of there, Danny. You're off the hook, bro. I'm just going to go check down in the car park. Run, run. Yeah, okay.

Thanks. I don't know why she's not answering. And the guy's walking with Dan Deviner in the car park. Guys, he's coming down with me. We have to go. Oh, God. This is so bad. Oh, she's calling me, I think.

No, it's all good. Okay, fuck you guys. You are a bunch of... I'm sick of the shit. Job done, buddy. Back to the office, back to the office, babe. We're proud of you. I've soiled myself and weed myself.

I got some gym clothes here you can change into, buddy. See you soon. Clint Megan Dan Spinkey boo Win $10,000 right now with the H-10K E-D money 4 past 8 on your Friday

Let's give away some cash 30 seconds 10 answers starting with the letter that Ash gives you You're $10,000 richer You can pass But no repeated answers And playing this morning is

Mike Kiyoda Mike Is this first time you've called us? Yeah, first time for the long time. For the first time. For the first time, yeah, this is what it takes, 10 grand, eh? Get us to get you to call us, Mike. Are you on a bus at the moment?

I've just been told with a bunch of the lads from rugby. Yeah, yep. I'm the team physier. Oh! Can the boys give us a bit of a chair? I think half of them are still asleep. They're getting some, keep them disease in before the game tomorrow. Oh, okay.

Well, if you win, hopefully, do they actually know you're playing for $10,000 right now? A couple do. Okay. Okay, it's very chill, isn't he? No, you need to be chill, because otherwise sometimes the nerves can, yeah. Hopefully there are some physio questions in here today, Mike. But hey, you like to find out. Oh, if you can add a couple, it'll be good, yep.

Yeah. Well, I can't do that. I do like you, but I can't do that. Mikey boy, your letter today is K. K for the third letter in your name. All good? All right. Okay, your time will start at the end of Ash asking your first question.

Here we go, mate, 30 seconds. You could be $10,000, Richard. Good luck. Beginning with Kay, I need a name. Kim. An item of clothing. Clothing. That's what you're there.

A singer. A singer. Katie Berry. A drink. A drink. Combocha. A verb. A bird, kiwi.

A song title. A song title. Killing in the name of. A country. Country, Kazakhstan. Kousakistan would have been great. You answered, but you answered too slowly, my love. You got through seven?

Seven out of seven. No, you did good, babe. Combucha's a good answer. My boss would have killed me. I think if you had got through all 10, I had a little bit of a fumble with the mouse. and I did like a stop start on the timer so I actually gave you a couple of extra seconds there.

Thank you. I was a little bit nervous. I was like the boss is going to go. Great for Mike. Clint, what are you up to, mate? Mike, you didn't win the 10k, but I hope the boys pulls through in rugby whenever the game is, maybe tonight. Oh, that's a big shout out to the team

tomorrow. They're playing Wonganui. Wonganoi? Oh, mate, they suck, don't you? They suck. Smashim. Yeah, yeah. Smash him. Hey, we appreciate you calling us Don't leave it too long between drinks next time, Mike. All right, see, boys.

All right, buddy. See, mate. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. That's fun. Yeah. Nah, it's cool. If he thinks you're one of the boys,

you're one of the cool chicks. Lads, lad's, come on. He does want to make out with you if he calls you one of the lads, but he does think you're cool. Maybe if I showed him the video where I interviewed Duelaper, and maybe you want to make out with me then. Yeah, showed us a video of her interviewing Duelaper back in the day. I was like, damn, you look better than Dua.

Thank you. Hey, coming up. And that's hard to do. She is a 10 out of 10 I reckon I'd turn for doer A week ago We gave B the ultimate dating shortcut Cutting out all the small talk

And getting date to the point We introduced her to five eligible bachelors That we met over the last few days If you didn't catch them all Let's take a little bit of a trip back down memory lane Of some of the guys And some of the very direct questions that B Put to them

Date to the point Well what a week Five days, five guys five very awkward questions. It's been a journey. Poor old James, straight off the bat. Okay, have you ever cheated on somebody? So, he was out.

And on to the next poor buggers. What is the worst days you've been on, and why was it the worst one? Man, I've been on some shockers. Have you ever cheated in a relationship? I have. What a secret you've kept from your best friend or a family? Have you ever been in trouble? with the law?

Honestly, I think I'd have to use my VTO pass here. Oh, hey, it's the producer here. It's actually a veto pass, not a VTO pass, just so we're not perpetuating bad information. We've had our sexy moments. So I was in the police for around about 10 years. You'd have a pair of handcuffs.

Have you got a concealed weapon on you right now? And some fairly interesting stories came to the search. I'm invited around home and the cuckoo come out the clock. I woke up in the morning and the bears had all gone out of the fridge. Cash was gone out of my drawer, but hey, I think I got off pretty lightly. We found out way too much about Dan. What's your number came out of interest? How many people have you slept with?

Oh, God. I could probably count it on one hand to be fair. You and me both, brother. But we had some nice bits too. For me, my kids are everything to me done my life. So, after all that, I think we all know who we want B to choose, but I'm just the voiceover guy and I don't get a say.

So back to you in the studio, I guess. Okay, so that's a good reminder of all the men that we've just met. So I guess the big question to ask and keep in mind for those listening but he hasn't seen photos for them in and I am going to show you photos. I've got them right here.

But is there a standout? The standout stand. Okay, so they're still there. There's two big front runners. I'm going to guess that the standouts were Cam, who's the ex-cop. and Stephen, who was the skater guy? The bad boy.

The bad boy. Recovered bad boy. So they're the two stand out? Well, Cam sounds like he's ready kind of to, you know, settle down and have that kind of peaceful, nice life. And that's what you want, in all seriousness. Do you want someone that you, yeah? I mean, I want somebody who's ready for that, for sure. Yeah. But you still want fun.

Yeah, but he did have like a banter, you know? He wasn't like boringly peaceful or something. He was, he seemed like a good character. Stephen, I do like that he admitted that he was a bit of a bad boy. But the self-awareness of it, I think is quite attractive. Like, he's worked on that, probably. So, made some choices and learned from them. Before seeing photos, are you leaning towards either guy?

It's really hard. I feel like, I'm not sure if that shows I'm not properly healed, but I probably choose the record of bad boy, just because I feel like they're going to be fun. Okay, so you're thinking Steve currently, if you had to make a call right now on the spot? I don't know. It's really hard.

It's really hard. Okay. in front why don't we go to a song and when we come back ash is going to hand you a photo of steve and cam and see if there's anything in it where cam maybe with his profile pick can sway your decision okay the uniform probably oh we wish we had a uniform yeah do we not have one of him in his old police uniform it's decision time be is sick of the endless swiping and hope that date to the point might be a way to uh just cut out all the small talk cut the crap And find out who's serious and who's not.

And over the last five days, we've met a bunch of really great guys from all very, very different walks of life. If you've just tuned in, she narrowed it down to Cam and Stephen. And now it's time to see what they look like. So very much on the fence, if a gun was to your head,

you might go with Stephen, the younger, reformed bad boy, but you're still very open to both. You can't make the decision. Pretty much. So I'm going to, first of all, I'm going to show you a photo of the reformed bad boy, Stephen.

Stephen. Okay. Okay, so you're looking at a photo? She hasn't screamed or run away. Okay. What are your first thoughts looking at him now? He seems sweet. How much do you put weight on looks out of interest?

I'm not going to lie. It is important. I feel like whoever says looks are not important. It's just lying. Like, I'm not saying they need to be like completely your type or there needs to be like crazy amount of chemistry straight from the point. But you need to deem that person like objectively attracted. Like if you're unattracted to them, like what is the point really?

Are you attracted to Steve? Even. Now you've seen photos. I can't really tell from like a picture. Yeah, you're right. I feel like I might be in person. Yeah. Okay. And I'm going to pass you over.

Our ex-copton private security guy, Cam, his rang in lovely pale suit at some sort of a wedding. Kim, okay. He does have a nice smile. Yeah. It's just one picture, though, that's hard. And it's with another woman, which is annoying in a way. They both seem sweet.

Well, this is good because I don't think you necessarily have one that you lean towards looks fine. I don't know He's got very blue eyes, doesn't he? Has this made the decision harder for you? It's still pretty equal. Okay, so here's where we're at for you, obviously, putting yourself out there. Have a night on us.

The edge is going to cover the bill and you can go out and have a great night. You also had the opportunity to win one of these guys' phone numbers and if you decided to combine those two, the day night and the phone number that would be completely up to you. I'm worried from these hesitation

that we might have one of those Australian Bachelor moments that we had with the Honey Badger where he ended up doing a walk off and left them both wondering what the hell was going on. Or choosing one and then a day later he'd be like, yeah, I'd change my mind and kind of the other guy's phone number, please. Yeah.

And then the runner-up becomes the winner. I did tell you're picky, so it did come with warning. Closer to my side would probably be Stephen. Okay. So if I had to choose, I would go for Stephen. Okay, we're going with Skaterboy, Stephen. I'll go with Stephen.

We're calling him now, the lucky winner. Update to the point. Whatever is if he doesn't answer. The next caller wins. Steve, it's... Dan and Ash London here, mate. How are you? Fantastic.

Okay. Steve, we've got some good news. The ball is back in your court after... No, the ball is always in B's court. We're just letting him know. that of the five men that she interviewed she wants your number

but the ball's back in your court because you want it what we're trying to say mate is that of all the five guys B has deemed that you are the closest match and I guess the winner we're calling it a winner Oh it's B, of course he's a winner

It's a huge prize so well done Stephen Oh that is lovely news Yeah all right Steve well we're going to pass your number on to B and I guess the ball then goes now back in her call because whether she texts as you or not is now and like Ashton, her prerogative I think Clint's just confused

me, the ball is. And tennis, the ball goes back and fall in on that. I've got to dig the mon analogy. All right, Steve, congratulations, Bro and thanks so much for putting yourself out there. It's tough to do and we appreciate your daughter. No, thank you so much. Thanks for opportunity and then. Let's see what comes out of it.

Thank you, B. It's been great. Day to the point. Best of luck. Keep us updated. Thank you for the experience. All right, this one going out to B and Stephen Skater boy. Clint McGinn Dan

One, two, three, four. New music, Friday. Brand new. God can turn up to the bag, and it makes me so happy. Sorry. That makes me so happy. Bring back the damp.

It should be cool again. If you do it, babe, it's cool. So much good new music drops this morning. You're welcome. And these aren't, like, big, these aren't going to be your Taylors and your heads. Good, you know, I think other people should have deserved a chance. That's right, because soon Taylor will dominate the charts. But for now, Carlead is one of my, I think, the unsung heroes of pop music or R&B in pop.

He came out and was just 17 years old with his debut album, Young Dumb and Broke, location. He's got a new one out, dropped this morning. It's called In Plains Sight. It's a banger. I got so much time Because something ain't right Should stop coming And then he'd left

And he'd Stoll from colleagues Yeah You know He came into the edge once Yes And he'd just come off a flight And he was really jet lag

And he had to sleep In one of the studios Yes And then he'd left after all the interviews And he'd left his Personalised beats by Dre headphones Bluetooth ones And I went and went

And I went to put him in my bag And they're still sitting at home, never been used. What? They will be worth. Because I don't want to wear them just in case someone's like, those are the Khalid's headphones. I think they're like one of a kind. You've told everyone now.

Those are wearing them. Do you get in touch with the label and say he left his beats by Dre's behind? Do I'm going to bring them to the hotel? Yep. Definitely. And they keep getting like a bounce back. Like the email's wrong. Yeah, I think I had the wrong number.

But anyway, so yeah, I own them. Not even using them. Oh, that's a waste, but okay, live your life back. If anybody wants to buy them for $470 You'll send you the trade me link I've been up there for five years No bites yet Olivia Dean is an awesome artist

Out of the UK Once upon a time rumoured to be dating Harry Stiles But they were just friends They just went out and got a burger And there was some paparazzi photos It's just mates She's got a new one out

It's called A Man I Need Ooh Wonderful Whatever the type of talking is Come on ever I got to Fun vibes, eh? That's me.

This is me, this song. Now, did you need a couple of minutes? Sorry, Olivia. Did you need a couple of minutes now, Clint, to just froth over MGK? Yeah, please. We're sleeping on MGK at the moment. He's had, he's like, he doesn't care anymore. He's doing synchronized dance moves, like he's in some boy band,

but he's like the lead guy. He's just, I think he's just having fun now and doing what he wants to do. And it's, I've listened to his new album, and towards the end, he gets very sad because there are songs, about obviously him and Megan Fox not working out and it sounds like he's gone through a bit of rehab and stuff

and he says in one of the songs you told me not to write a song for you but kind of like here it is and it's like I've never listened to an album and listen to the lyrics and it tell like a story before and it's like now open my eyes to stop skipping songs on a new album

or like shuffle and it does make you it does remind that they're real people and like the relationships they've had aren't just like you know tabloids but they really loved people and they break up and just like ask they go through it.

It's like Pop Rock is back. It sounds cliche, but Tell me with you wait for me Baby on the rolling stone I got a lot of right in me But I don't want to say this wrong Tell me would you stay with me Maybe we're good

That's so good That's cliche and then you've got vampire diaries Which is another bang out So Take take take me out There's so much I haven't seen Don't let me rise It's like in like Blick 182

Yeah Had a kid with like Boy Zones. Not boy zone. Someone cooler, like the Backstreet Boys. I must say the bass line and it's cool. Whoever's playing bass on that song is great. And time signity changes.

It's one of the time thing. What's it called NEPA where the drums go from like double time to half time? Exactly right. Yeah, so it drops into halftime at the start and then goes full. Full swing. Yeah. Is anyone noticed that Clint's been wearing his hat forward all morning and then flipped it backwards when he started playing this music?

I don't even know I did that. Yeah. But the issue is that it's a red cap. So if you don't wear it forwards, it could be a MAGA cap. Yeah. But that's the reason you turn it around because it says MAGA on the press. Get amongst it. M-G-K, listen to the new album.

It's bloody good. I reckon I could get around that. Yeah, we need to start getting around. You start playing it. I just can't take seriously a grown man that wears vampire teeth. No, I don't think he's doing that anymore. It was like this weird thing. No, he did.

He was on felon the other day and he was doing it. Oh, shut up. Let him wear them. Weird, man. He wants to wear it. And also, MGK, I hope you and Megan Fox work it out. I was like that he was with her because I was jealous. And now I'm like desperate for him to be.

God, you're such a cut for that couple, eh? Okay, who needs a rev up going into the weekend? Who needs a real G up? You know, you've got a lot on today. And you're like, oh, no, it's going to be such a long Friday. We've got just the thing for you next. There's a seat in the corner of their bedroom that has Clint's name on it. Don't seize me. Don't seize me.

Clint Megan Jan. The Dutch. Oh, she's not the Duchess. What's her official name? You'd know this. Catherine. The Duchess of the Princess of Wales? I think she is the Princess. Anyway, the future Queen of England. Yes. Catherine, aka Kate, has put out a little video that I think if anyone else did it,

it would say, lame, but then when she does it, like, oh, she's amazing. And it's really message in here for everyone to, you know, make you feel the feels. Princess of Wales. for abundance. Just as the flowers bloom and the fruits ripen, we too are reminded of our own potential for growth. It is the time to ignite our inner fire and explore our own creativity, passions and dreams. Oh yeah, let's go. We'll come in spite. Good on her. Yeah, she's got much more class than that other woman. What's her name? Mark. Oh, you know.

If Megan did that exact video, you would be vomiting onto the desk right now. I would, yeah. But the thing is with Kate Middleton, she doesn't come across, like, she's desperate for fame. Well, she did, you know, chase down the future King of England at university. But she didn't make a song and dance about it, you know? Did she? Maybe she did behind the scene. But I love her.

I think she's amazing. She's so cool. Yeah, so I thought we could have a go. Attempt a bit of a G-Up. Yeah, in our own special ways for the people of this fine nation. Who wants to go first, Clint? Do you want to... Do you want to go first?

Yeah. Okay. Do you want me use the same background music? Yeah, I want some nice piano. Or she had like nature. Yeah, beautiful, okay. This weekend, order the exit. Tell your kids to piss off.

You can sleep in. They can make themselves toast for breakfast. Two minute noodles for lunch and dinner. You are a queen who has earned the right to stay in bed, read a smutty romance novel, and reject the society of, expectations have been placed upon you. No swimming lessons this weekend, kids.

We're not playing footy. Eight hours of Paw Patrol, do it. Roblox, all day, bring it on. You deserve a manny, maybe a petty, maybe 23 savvy bees with the gals. Enjoy your weekend. Oh, that's actually much better. I think you did way better than you.

Thank you so much. Now, Clint, you do the same voice. I was, I actually, I misinterpreted the homework. Okay, that's fine. Do your own thing, baby. Okay, okay, I've got to, okay. The weekend isn't just coming It's kicking the doors down

Come on It's grabbing you by the shoulders and saying What do we do it Are we living Or are we just existing Existing? Living no living This is your moment

To take all the excuses All the Mabies And the Will Sees And drop kick them Straight into next week We'll see Because you are not here to coast You're the Conqueror

Oh Oh, the music really timed well, actually. Wow. Helps. Daniel? I forgot to do the homework. Okay. But I have sort of a little, I put together,

but it's nothing to do with it. I put together like a slow meditation. Okay, it's fine, too. Okay, maybe you do it with me, Ash. Okay. What do you mean? Am I meditating? Yeah, with me.

Okay. I'll guide you. Okay. You're better than what you think. Unlikely Just because you maybe look at yourself and think trash No I know Pathetic, you look horrible with makeup on

Just because what? Then what? Look in the mirror and go You are cool You've never done that before And now take a big deep breath Count, no no no slower In 15 seconds to do

It's actually quite long for you. Now blow it out and make a noise. They go, oh. Go ahead. I don't, wait. And now say, I am worth it. I am worth it. Scream it!

I am worth it! I'm a woman! I am a woman. Can we see? Can we say? Dave Dan put it in next week's producer's diary. That'd be great, actually. So easy, mate, no worries.

Oh, my God. All right. You are. If that's what you want to be, more power to you, Babs. And you do look gorgeous today, by the way. Yeah, great. Well, hopefully that's your G up for your Friday.

Still plenty of show to go. Have you started a work? I feel like we've been here for 12 hours. Yeah. It's like that when you hang out with Dan. Yeah. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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