The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I think I got off easy...

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz15:38 Ass Grab Experiment19:49 Rhys Darby!24:28 EZ Money27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story36:58 Fuellette39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge51:00 EZ Money 10K Game52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

This is a podcast from Rover. The Edge Breakfast. Meg needed time away from these two so bad. She had another baby. Now that's commitment. Wake up with the show, you know. It's The Edge Breakfast. Clint McGinn, Dad.

942. Kieldera, good morning. Short week Tuesday, halfway through already. Oh, true. If you think of it like that, Clinton, if you think you don't count today. Halfway through. Yeah, two more mornings.

I'm already up, so I don't really count today. No, we always, as soon as we're here, we're like, it's done. Yeah. The hardest part of the morning is over. You know what I'm talking about 6 a.m. club? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, although who's the guys that are always running about this time in the morning? Sanjay. He was not well.

He was not well the other day saying he wasn't running. Oh, really? So hopefully he's back on the pavement today. That's a shame. Maryland's probably also one of the most consistent 6 a.m. clubbers. Yeah, Marilyn. I don't think she's a runner. She just gets up early. Yeah, she works like a dull.

You can text in 3343. Do you think it's a compliment or not what Dan said to me this morning? What did I say? Remember I said I walked in, he said, you look lovely. That's a compliment. Yeah, it was. Yeah, that was very nice. And I said, oh, thank you.

I'm not actually feeling very attractive. I'm feeling kind of bugly today. I didn't like what I looked like. And you said, you look better than you did yesterday. Which means... Seems if he thought you were really attractive yesterday and then it's a convent. Right. Just take it on face value.

You're good today, Meg. Forget about yesterday. I always take it as a compliment, Meg. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. This is the playlist. The Vamps currently.

We dished this song, but I think there's a few other options because today, one of the biggest producers in the world is a birthday. Jack Antonoff. Oh, of course that. Born in 1984,

has worked with basically a who of pop music. He was in Young as well. I mean, not what's the bad fun. We Are Young wrote that song. I was just grabbing, here it is. Yeah, it's probably one of their best. Yeah.

We should play this. This is going to be hard to be. A few other artists that he's worked with, obviously, Taylor Swift. He worked with her on 1989, one of her biggest albums. Didn't you do that one, me, though? That was Joel. Oh, right, because that one copped a lot of flakey. This one here with Brendan Uri.

She's got that real cheesy line in it. What line is it? You know, me. Spelling is fun. Spelling is fun. Again, not Jack Hintonoff. Yeah, yeah, good. He's worked with Lord St. Vincent, Florence and the Machine, Lana Del Rey.

He's done it all. So I'm really talented guy, but I reckon you're right. I think we should play some fun. Let's play some nights. I love the breakdown in it when he goes, ha ha ha ha. And the auto tune? That was bang on, Mick. Really bang on.

Well, you listened to it and it was pretty close. Actually, can we pull the audio of what Meg just did produce in EPIA? Give her your best attempt. And then when the song's over, we'll go and put him side by side and see. That's wrong. Okay, just... Some nights I stay up, casting in my bad love. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Ah, you're Meg, I think I've found the bit that you were referring to when you were singing along, I love the auto tune bit, this part. Obviously, this is going to do you dirty because your version's archipella, doesn't have all the drums. Right. Didn't quite get it right, did I? That sounds like something else.

That sounds like your husband guy recorded you one night It's better at the end I think she's done the last note It sounds like she's on the like roller coaster or something where she was miced up It does so Oh my God

Oh God What's going on to? Coffee Catchup What's happening? Something happened to me yesterday For the first time in my like Like parenthood So I've had kids for now

Four and a half years And I've never experienced What I experienced yesterday Where I was Miller is in the stage of It's a really lovely stage, especially when it's your second child, and you realize how fast it goes, clingy, can't put it down. She cannot be put down at all.

She's a limpet to my hip, and she just stays there. So I'm cooking dinner one-handed, which I have gotten very good at, but I'm very good at doing a lot of things one-handed now. Really? What else do you do one-handed? I just do everything one-handed. Right. I don't need two hands for anything anymore.

So we could cut a lob off one of your arms and you'd be fine. Everything's one-handed. And I'm cooking dinner, and I, she was, I had raised, recently changed her so she was naked on my hip. As George would say, Nourty Rudy. Nudy Rudy, cutest, cutest little kid. I'm in the kitchen. You can see what this is going. Nudy Rudy. And I hear a split on the floor of the kitchen.

And lo and behold, she has shit herself. Brilliant. Would it be called shitting yourself when you're naked and it goes onto the floor? No, I don't think it is. You're right, Dan. It's not shitty. She's just shit. Wait, are you naked? No, she's naked.

I thought you were naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm not. No. You were not asking. questions and I was like, is that normal? I don't think so. She was naked. She was nudie Rudy. I'd recently changed her and I thought she's had a bit of a sore bum recently. Well, you know,

a rash. I was like, let's do some napy three times. Imagine being me for the last 12 seconds. I thought Meg was naked and heard a splat and shed shit and right. I mean, it wouldn't be too far from what could happen. Can we get replayed to Clint's the video on Clint's face of just what he was trying to work that all out? I'm like, why does no one think this is shocking? Except me. We need to get a close home on Clint's face. place when he thought that Meg chat

herself in the kitchen. Okay. Yeah, so, I mean, not as exciting as me shitting myself in the kitchen, Clint, but she just did. She went all over me. Which, funny enough, has happened. Yeah, no, I've never done it in the kitchen, so that's another part of my house that has been christened, unfortunately. Oh, good on. What were you making?

Because luckily it didn't go into the dinner. Like, if you were making... Oh, Jesus. No word of a lie. Gary. That reminds me of the time. Oh, it's early. I think we can get away with that. And apologies of eating breakfast. When your husband ate shit? Oh, you see, he did.

He literally did when Daisy was a baby. We had a, we're at Clint's house, and he had a hot dog station, which had all the pickles and mustard and sourcrouts and whatnot. And as we were leaving, I was holding a baby on one arm, mustard in the other, found that mustard had dropped into his thigh, scooped it up, onto the baby's thigh, scooped it up, put it in his mouth, and he was like, no, that's poo. It was literally ate. Brilliant.

It thought it was mustard, we're all like, bleh. Yeah, it was a good dollop. So on a little baby's thigh, a little dollop of mustard that, fell out of his hot and it goes, oh, sorry about that, Daisy. What a nightmare. That's loved it up. That poor man. And he goes that shit.

I've never eaten the hot dog since. I don't know if I ever will again. Oh my God. I don't think I've ever laughed as much. That would be up there with the time that I was at Mission Bay in Auckland, sunbathing. It was when I was like 15 and a seagull shed on my face. I was just laying there. And I thought that someone had like squirted their sunblock and I stuffed.

And I went, that doesn't sound like sunblock. And someone was like, hey, a seagull shit on your face. and I went, eh. Fred and Steve, fly up. And he goes, what are you doing? Fred, he goes, I think I could probably get it in their dude's mouth down there. Which one, you know the pasty white.

The one has a guy. The one has to look cool. Pasty white loser guy. Got him, shop Steve. Yeah, it was in the bread between, it was like, landed between my nose and my mouth. Wow, that's great aim. Absolutely brilliant shot from that sea go.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Lesh goal. First call of the day. First goal of the day. Clint, Meg, Dan and Keely. Hi, Keely. Good morning Keeley Dairy Farmer

Driving a Ford Ranger Aries partner of six years Last six years Are you getting All wanting a ring soon It's never been really something That I've been like too fussed out But I wouldn't complain about it

Of course you would I am I wonder if that's why You know Well Kelly's not that bothered You know And you go Yeah

Would you be pleasantly surprised If there was a surprise Of course I would Who wouldn't Yeah that's Fair, that's fair. And, Kelly, if there was a ring, what are you wanting? Maybe if he's listening right now, you could just drop some hints.

You're wanting cubic zirconia, wanting diamond, what are you wanting? What's your dream ring? A nice diamond would be nice. Obviously, not something too big, because I do get my hands dirty at work. Yeah, it's got to be practical, right? Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, you wouldn't want to be taking it to the couch. No, you take it on.

Probably in the couch. I'm not. What are you doing for Easter, Keeley? I know you don't get a holiday as a dairy farmer. yes then because the cows don't stop for Easter? No, they do not. I don't know. Probably just a chill one at home. Oh nice.

Actually, thank you for your service ahead of Easter because that dairy milk chocolate. I mean, half of the dairy milk stuff is coming from you. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. Where was the last summer you're in the... I don't know if they call it the trenches, but I remember as a kid when I'd go to the farm for school holidays

my uncle at a farm and you'd go down into the trough and you'd like hook up the teats and whatever and you see the tails would lift up. As soon as they lifted, you get the hell out of there, because otherwise you'd just get absolutely sprayed from behind. Yeah, it's pretty, I'm in the shed right now, and I'm dodging all the poop.

Yeah, yeah. I just remember the kid being like, it was just, there was too much anxiety for me. Do you love it, though? Like, what time do you start and when do you knock off, Kelly? What's the, what time do you finish every day? It's different with the seasons, but I started at 3 this morning to get the cows in,

and we've got our last milking at six o'clock tonight, so we usually finish at about 10. My goodness, and we complain sometimes when we get out of here at midday, and we get here at 5.30. I'm lucky enough to live on farm, though, so I go home for a nice big lunch. Get to take the quad bike home and all the rest of it. It's almost like a split-day chef work a little bit. You've got to love it, I guess.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I might have to have a nap today. Even the cows, are they sometimes like, Keeley, can you just bugger off, man? It's like 3.30 in the morning. Yeah, I know. I complain about it, but I feel bad for the girls. Yeah, bless her.

How many head you got? 450. That's a lot of head. My goodness, me. Wow, that must be hard to wrangle. All right, well, do you even get a chance to go to the movies? I'm sure I could make the time. All right, we'll give you a double-pass to Super Mario Galaxy movie.

Come on. I must see movie in cinemas tomorrow if you do manage to sneak away for a couple of hours. Yeah, good on you, Keeley. Thank you, guys. Thank you, too. I love that we're on in the cowshead. She's chipper for getting up at 3 a.m. If that was me, I'd be like, yeah.

She's caught all the way through her day. Yeah, incredible. Far out. Thanks for your service. All the farmers listening this morning. Yeah, that's heck, okay. That's a long ass out. I think you just save all your money until you're like 45, 50.

And then you're like a millionaire. Yeah, but then they still keep working. Yeah, exactly. All the farmers, I know are over 50 and still working. Yeah, absolutely. There's no retirement. Incredible, really. All right, Mick's got some scandal headlines.

We'll get to in the next three minutes. and a reminder, your chance to score 10,000 bucks with easy money at seven. Otherwise, if we get to Wednesday, 8 o'clock tomorrow, and it's Stuyves and Guy, and we'll continue to play until someone is $10,000 rich. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. More or less, different topic every morning. We just have to guess that the first option me gives is more or less than the second. We've had, you know, a very good run lately.

A lot of perfect scores, guys. This one's about chocolate. Because it's all coming up and people. By the way, buy your eggs and chocolate now. you are doing that because that's, you're going to leave it until the last minute and you're going to go out on a Thursday night to the warehouse late at night

and you're going to see there's only the crap one left. You have to remortgage the house if you do though, because I was at the supermarket yesterday there was a chocolate, just a classic egg, cabri egg, $14. Yeah. Incredibly, yes. My expensive at the moment. Well, asking me, when does the Easter Bunny drop the eggs? Is it Friday or is it Friday? I thought it was

the Sunday or the Monday. It's Sunday or the Monday. It's further than you think it is. Okay. The Easter Bunny must be Jeff Bezos. I said, I don't know, I don't have to worry about it. I'm not the Easter bunny, obviously. But it would be good to know when he's going to do that. Yeah, Sunday or Monday, isn't it, the Easter eggs, turn up in the lawn?

Easter Sunday, that's when the Easter bunny. He goes out late on Saturday night. Because Friday, Jesus died. Monday rose again. Sunday the bunny dropped all the eggs. Yes. Okay, close. The family that's in the Bible, isn't it?

Yeah. All right. So, who eats more chocolate at Easter, the UK or the USA? Oh, God. You can't pass a USA. USA. It's more than everyone. No, the UK.

You're kidding me. No, the UK. Brits consume more chocolate, pepper. Oh, per person? I thought you mean per country. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I think if you went in terms of just volume of chocolate. To be fair, even if she'd see a per person, I'd still already give it to the American, so I'm prepared to lose that. No, I think the UK really like their chocolate. Wow. Okay, which country buys more East Eggs each year? Australia or Germany?

The Germans do great chocolate. They do. They do very good chocolate, don't they? German. I would... But then the Aussies do those chocolate-covered macadamia nuts. And are the Germans, are they the ones that they make great chocolate, but they perhaps don't eat it as much? It's like when you... Spoil. If you worked at McDonald's, you work there, but you don't necessarily eat the McDonald's.

Oh, let's go. Australia has more. No, it's Germany. Okay. Okay, so now you're trying to lose the rest of these, I guess. There we go. So that we can still say we've got a clean sweep. Yeah.

Which chocolate brands sells more Easter chocolate worldwide Cabri or Lint? Oh, Cabri. No, no. Isn't that just a New Zealand brand? Cabri's the UK. Oh, is it? And they eat the most chocolate? No, I think that they would sell the most.

Lint's like more of a little boutiquey company. Okay. Cabri. Correct. Yeah. Well done. Cadbury cream eggs, I believe it's like their biggest worldwide seller. Of course they are.

Where are the more chocolate bunnies eaten at Easter? The United States or Switzerland. Chocolate bunnies. So they're very specific type of chocolate bunny. Yeah, chocolate bunnies. Switzerland, they do make the lint. And that's where Switzerland. makes slint, isn't it?

Okay. But you guys couldn't get over the USA before, right? I've, like, surely... Meg's getting us to say USA. USA. Yes, USA. I'm correct. She's guiding us through the gate, and I'm like,

we could still pass. We could still pass, if we'll get this one correct, we could still pass. Three from five. Final question. Which is Eddmore at Easter worldwide eggs or bunnies? Now, you never, you never, it's always Easter eggs. The Easter eggs.

And you're going to eat lots of tiny, little eggs, whereas the bunnies are normally just one big bunny. You might have one bunny here, Easter. I would lean towards an egg. Same. And you've done it, boys. Oh, come on! You're very good. Yeah, correct. I'm guessing because of the little size of the eggs, right? Yeah. What do you guys go? What do you have?

Well, I always get my wife an egg because she can't eat the bunnies. She, like, doesn't want to hurt their feelings by eating their ears, so they just end up sitting in the cupboard. I got my wife an egg last Easter. She hasn't used it much. 22 to 7. What a silly little man you are? What is not silly?

It's true story. Keep it like, do you want to get a chocolate one? No, what a silly man you are. Clint McGinten Dan. Stinky boot. Noddy at 640. Okay, yesterday there was a study we chatted about coming out of Sweden that if you grab your partner's ass,

it's meant to increase your oxytocin, lower anxiety, and just, I know, it's meant to, like the drug that floods your body when you are hugged. But supposedly it can be replicated through an ass grab. Is that oxytocin? Is it the hugging? Yeah. Well, it's the good.

It's the love one. It's the love drug. You gave us some homework, Clint. Yeah. I was just like, well, why don't we all grab our partner's ass and just record their responses to see if there's actually anything to it? Rather than just reading a study and then just moving on and not actually trying to prove or just prove it.

Because maybe it works in Sweden, but doesn't work so well here in New Zealand. How to go with your partner? Not good. Not good. I don't even know if you're going to know I'm doing it. I just sent the audio producer NEPI, he's cut it up. I started grabbing it and then nothing was really happening. So I was grabbing it.

Grabbing your partner's ass. Yeah, and then I tried to grab the other side and they squeezed it. But harder and harder. She was making my lunch for the next day. She was like just... God, you are honestly... She meal... Man, aren't you?

She meal preps. So she's just trying to make your lunch for the next day, which is a very nice thing to do. And you were, like, grabbing her ass... What a nightmare. I know. What a nightmare. She's got so many things in her head going on. She's like, I've got to get the kids this. I know I've got to make Clint's lunch

and then tomorrow. I've got to defrost the chicken because Clint wants chicken tomorrow night because of his gains. And then she's like, oh, what's that? Do you like that? No. No, it does not. You're not really like that. Are we doing it wrong?

No. Don't like 15 times. Keep trying, babe. I know. One time I like it. Is your, um. Lester. Oxy-toes and whatever going through the roof?

Yeah. You're not getting at a rush of it? Why don't you know. Is it more for me than it is for you? Absolutely. She's hacking at whatever she was. That is literally one of the most unsexy things I've ever listened to ever. At one point she said, no, it's giving me anxiety.

Also, it's doing the opposite of what they say. Literally the opposite. Right. Not good. Well, I got home yesterday and my wife said, not a good day, get out or something along those lines. And I had to leave the house. And I was like, okay, bye-bye.

Do you want to your ass grab? And so I got back in the car and drove away and got a haircut. Right. So I didn't record. Tommy Guns? Tommy Guns. Yeah, as you can see, very good fake. It is a good fake.

But specific, like one franchise specifically that doesn't think of. Yes, yes, it's just the Glenfield Mall one. Don't go to the other ones. No, they don't. They're all great. So, Meg, we, Meg, you also forgot. Yes. Well, my husband grabbed my ass this morning, half asleep.

I was trying to leave and find something. And I actually didn't mind it, if I'm being honest. Did the oxytocin start going? It wasn't too bad. I think I was just laughing to myself because I literally, he was asleep and somehow his hands still found it ass. But you know what I mean?

How do you guys do it? Well, actually, yeah, even my wife came to say goodbye to me this morning. As I was leaving, she's getting up early. She was just in a T-shirt. And as I was in the garage, and she was a couple of steps above me, she gave me a hug. And then I just got like a handful of, you know,

I thought it could be on here, but no. Okay, so anyway, we got to work this morning. I was in the kitchen making a coffee. And Meg must have been feeling something because she came up behind me and what ensued was this. Oh, bloody hell, Meg. You know that normally I'd go to HR for that sort of thing

because now I have to get you. Nope. Come on, come here. Yep, sit and walk in front of me. Okay. That was a very firm mask. Aye, again, there we go. Hoie!

Now the thing is, can you imagine if rolls were turned and I was just whacking me from behind. Like, honestly, I would be out of here faster than you. You can say ass grab. I would be fired. I'd be on the front page of stuff. Did you like it? Man fired because of grabbing co-host ass.

You wish you're on the front page of stuff. Oh, I definitely would probably be a few stories down. You'd be a few pages in me. Yeah. But you know what? I'd still be gone. Clint Meg and Dan. You may not have known the highest local grocery.

film ever. Hunt for the world of people is turning 10 and Star Rees Darby joins us in the studio. Gaii! How you doing, mate? Good, yeah, thanks for having me. We're not worthy. You are a New Zealand icon. Yeah, my kids, my claim

to fame is every time they watch Jumanji, which they love and then they see you in it. I go, yeah, I did a show with Reese once, guys. They were a bit young when we did the Masked Singer so they don't quite have the memory, but I like to name drop whenever I can, and so I use you quite often. There must be some YouTube clips as well. You can do it. He flings them up all the time.

Those were the days. He brings it up all the time. When are we doing a 10-year reunion of that, Reese? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I could do with another season. So one of my favorite things, Rhys, is I used to have your DVD. I remember vividly the, the, Rachel. One of my favorite bits of stand-up comedy ever.

I used to pretend I was older. I'd do a character, so I'd get to the door where the bounces were, and I'd do this. Yeah, good I'm mate. You're going down for a couple of drinks. I'm pretty busy at work today. I don't know what I'm talking to you I'll just head on down All right

Thank you Thanks mate Thank you Jason I'm in Jason Stuff still get brought up for you Yeah she's got my bag Yeah yeah yeah

I mean that's I love that bit as well That does come up now and again Once every 10 years Like world of people Yeah Yeah yeah So thanks for bringing that up

But I've been round a long time now Yeah What's the one that gets brought up The most That you find that people Like have really connected to you It's still Flight of the Concours

Yeah, of course. Wow. Roll call. But in stand-up, it would be more sound effects and robot impression. So I do love it. I did a 25-year show

two years ago. And then last year wrote a new show and I hadn't done stand-up for eight years. Yeah. So it was good to get back into it. What was it like?

I mean, I'd imagine it's one of those things where all the stars align for Huntford of the order people. It feels like it kind of is like obviously Tyca, then you and of course Julian and that whole.

It must have been an incredible place to be working. It was. It was exactly. Exactly that. All the stars align, going back even to the Barry Crump book to be working with an ensemble cast of that strength. And seeing Julian, that was his like breakout movie, how extraordinary he is, was an absolute treasure. And I've been lucky enough to do a couple of things with him since then as well. When do you know during the filming, do you go, we're actually on to something that feels really good here?

When I'm sitting there and my scenes are with Sam Neal and Julian Denison, and I've got Tyca looking at me going, let's make some more stuff up. and I'm just cracking up, you know, Sam the legend. Yeah. And I'm in the middle of nowhere, and it's, there's snow, it's cold as, and I've got a massive beard, and he's telling me I can talk about jetpacks or whatever. Yeah. It's just, you know, at that point. Yes, you know.

100%. Without even, but, like, because I didn't even see, you know, what Rachel and Oscar and stuff were doing, because I went in any scenes with him. I was in my own little, little Psycho Sam world. Yeah, he just knows how to. create sort of iconic moments Tyker does. That film is just full of them. And the other thing I'll say is that overseas, like internationally that one's really

struck, which surprised me because it's so Kiwi. But I've got friends in the States who, without even me pushing it, has gone, oh, we love that film, we've seen it. So it really reached and I think that the values of it resonate with everyone overseas as well, even though it's, it's, you couldn't get more Kiwi really. Yeah, absolutely. for the world of people back out in cinemas for a limited time how long do you know how long they're going to have no idea let's see if it's how well it does and it should do well yeah so you know

there's a whole generation of people that's the kids that need to see on the big screen this is a 4k version oh wow so and it's the audio's really beautiful this time it was last time I don't know you can hear it this time so go and see it all right um for the world of people back cinema's the 10 year anniversary. Reese, thank you so much, Rhys Dhabi. Thank you. For hanging out. Edge breakfast with Clint Meg and Dan.

Easy money next. He's funny, hey. He is. He can just talk about anything and you laugh. I wait under the edge. This is your cue to call. We're playing less than 90 seconds. The $10,000 must go this week.

It'll be gone by Wednesday. If it doesn't go next. All money must go. We've overruled it on money. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Bang on 7 o'clock.

Give us 10 answers. Starting with the letter me, gives you on 30 seconds. We give you $10,000. You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back. No repeated answers, please. Oh, Benny Boy needs to turn his radio down.

He's done it. He's in a heavy machine. Oh, you're a heavy machinery operator, Ben. This has been a shocker so far, Ben. I'm going to have to go. Somebody else if you don't say something in three. Two. Hello.

Hello. The three, two, one. Still, well. Even if you're an adult. I don't hold high hopes for you, Ben, but let's give this a go. All right, Ben, your letter this morning is P. P. P for potato.

Okay. Okay. Okay, mate. Good luck. All right, your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question for $10,000. Here we go. Give me a fruit. Yeah.

A brand. Puma. A type of dessert. Pass. Something that can be delivered. A position of leadership? Something that you see in a mall. A film starring Johnny Depp.

Pirates of the Caribbean. Something you can measure. Passer. A Broadway musical. I thought you're going to be a little rude there at the end. Ben, we would have to pay that, I think. Something you could measure? Is anyone else thinking what I was thinking?

No one else was thinking. No one else was thinking. Really, you didn't even cross my mind at all. And the fact that you brought that up just shows the type of person you are. Really? What a shame. I think he said pasta, didn't you? Do you say pasta?

You can be your pastor, I guess. The amount that you're going to put in the pots. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Good on you, you know what? You did better than I thought you would. Yeah, that's something. I found his phone, I don't know if he was saying pass, or I just kept going. Also, it's great when you get Pee, because when you do say pass,

that could be given as an answer for a lot of things. Like, what was it? One of them, something you find in a mall? Something in a mall, and he said pass. So that would have passed, I imagine. A pass. Because you can buy a pass at them all. Yeah.

I don't know. I think if it came down to that one, I don't know. Movie pass, movie ticket. Yeah. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe. We could have fought for your benefit if it was only that one, but unfortunately, a couple of holes in the game. 8 o'clock this morning, you were a chance to have another crack at it.

Otherwise, if we get to 8 a.m. Wednesdays, tomorrow morning, and it still isn't gone. We're just going to continue to play. Is that tomorrow? Keep going. Last time we did that, I think it went at about 9.30. Yeah. It was about an hour and a half.

You started at 8 a.m. What else did you do in the show? Nothing. That's it. We just play the game until it goes. It gets really fun because it gets down to the Jeopardy. It gets higher and higher. Oh my God. Poor Ash and poor me tomorrow. That's going to be tough. Yeah.

Bloody hell. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, poor Meg. And you've been through the ringer already behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah. The past two weeks have been pretty intense for me behind the sands, actually. Oh, not that bad.

It's a little update from me. Clint Meg and Dan. Would love your calls on this? if you've been through the same thing that I'm going through in the past couple of weeks. Two weeks ago, I got a call from my doctor's clinic saying, hey, we've had the results from your blood test. You need to come in and you need to discuss it with your doctor. Oh, that's a scary moment, eh, because usually they just tell you on the phone.

Everything's fine. Yeah, well, they don't ring you at all. They just, you know, you don't hear anything. It's good news. And that was the first time I've ever received the phone call that is like, Your blood tests are abnormal. Please come in to see your doctor. We want to see you today.

And I had gone in the week beforehand, I think, or even earlier beforehand, but I hadn't done my blood tests. And I'd gone in after Electric Ave. And I was feeling so, so bad, so bad. I actually came in on the Monday morning after we went to Electric Ave. And I cried, if you guys, before we went on there, and I said, guys, I'm just feeling really off. And I just, you know, carried on and went on with it and assumed.

Pushed it down, you see. As I usually do, because I'm postpartum, like I still am. I've a baby just turned eight months old. I get up at 4 in the morning. We'd had a really busy weekend and busy time with work. And I also have debilitating health anxiety where my brain tells me that something is wrong with me or my kids all the time, all the time, constantly think that I'm going to die or they're going to die.

And so I ended up thinking that I was having a really bad flare up with health anxiety. And so I went to the doctor and I asked her to please connect me with a psychologist as fast as she could because I said I need help with my head. Like I'm not well. I'm whining myself up so much that I'm sick and I don't feel right. And my heart is racing and I feel really exhausted and I feel very strange. And it's because I need help and I need to talk to somebody about this health anxiety because it's starting to really affect my life. Yeah, yeah.

And she said, okay, I'll get you set up with somebody, went through all of that, and then she said, let's just do your bloods as well. And I was like, great. I loved her of my blood's health anxiety. And I was like, good, great. Check it all. Do the oil change.

Makes it wrong good. But I didn't actually go for ages because I thought they were just your regular, just get them checked up. So I eventually went and got them done on the Friday, got the call on Monday, please come in. Turns out I have hypothyroidism, which is where my thyroid is underactive because I have an autoimmune disease called Hashimoto's disease,

which has got a really chic name and really cool, but it's actually kind of crap. I think I used to use them when I'd play Tekken back in the day. No, that's Yoshimitsu. Oh, right. Didn't he bring the bell at Notre Dame? No, that's Quasimoto. Oh, God.

What is it? Hashimoto. So I have been diagnosed with Hashimoto's disease, and I got the results back in, and my antibodies for the disease through the roof. That was skyrocketed. And it was a real, strange moment of, like, just almost really,

to be like, oh my God, something is actually wrong with me. It's validation, but it's also really daunting. Yeah. I now have to take medication for the rest of my life that I have an autoimmune disease, that even with the meds, and the meds are one of those things. It's kind of like when you take anti-anxiety medication. It's one medication you can have, but they don't know what the dose is going to do to me, so I have to take it for eight weeks, it won't work for eight weeks.

And then they go, oh shit, that's too high. That's too low. Let's try again. So it's going to be a bit of a journey for me until I get right again, but then I will take it for the rest of my life. And outside of that, I'm going to have flare-ups where it's like causes, it's all the good stuff, guys. It's extreme fatigue, weight gain,

unable to lose weight, flare-ups in puffy face, dry skin, hair loss. Is there anything cool? What disease is a cool? What disease is a cool? It's a cool sign of X. It's got a cool name.

You get crazy strong. I don't know. No, that's what's all bad. I can like climb all to your hands. There must be something good that comes from it. There's no good without one. All the side effects are bad. Well, yes, I don't know how many side effects are good in diseases.

But are you talking about the drug? Autoimmune. No, no, the drug... What does that do that's good? So the drug is going to fix my thyroid eventually. It will balance it out. So my thyroid, which if you don't know what that is, it is the thing that controls, well, basically everything in your body.

It controls the metabolism. All your hormones. It's like the powerhouse that lives in your neck. And an autoimmune disease is when your body gets very, confused and it starts attacking your own tissue. So unfortunately it's like my body trying to be too cool and trying and do it to herself. It's actually quite chronic in women, which I've since found out and women my age. I thought it was because I was post-partum and tired.

Anyway, so that's what's going on with me and if you've been thinking I'm a bit off, I actually have been really sick and I just haven't known it and I've been doing what mum's doing and go and push on me and like get over yourself. Well, a lot of people texting through saying they're going through similar things. A couple of people saying Crohn's disease, which is a different thing. But it's an autoimmune, isn't it? You hear that quite a bit now. Crohn's disease.

We can take some calls on this if you want to share about how the news affected your life, because it's a lot to take in, I imagine, where you just go on about your life and the next minute you've told, hey, you're dealing with this forever now. Justin Bieber has one, doesn't he? Yes, he's got Lyme disease. Phone lines are open. Not quite as cool as Hashimoto. I have just recently been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease called Hashimoto's disease,

which I'm like so pleased with the name because I think it's very cool. but not pleased with the outcome. It has meant that it is going to affect my life for the rest of my life, but staying positive, taking the medication, doing all the things I can do. But it is really interesting how common autoimmune diseases are these days that are not spoken about because they're what are called invisible diseases.

So I can just carry on with my life and nobody would really know when I'm having to flare up or struggle. Yeah, well, I think this, we've sort of unearthed something that maybe we're not talking about enough. Because if you look at the text machine right now, my goodness, it's got just blown up with people saying, I'm with you, I've got the exact same thing or similar. Yeah, Simon's has got the same issue, but the other end of the...

Are you got hyperthyroidism? Have you, Simon? Yeah, so my thyroid gland is almost inactive. Inactive. Oh, wait, no, say, so have you got hypo or hyper? I actually can't mean what the doctor's said. Classic, classic. I was like, I forgot what he said. So I'm on, so. I'm on. I'm on medication at the moment.

I've got to take it half an hour before I have breakfast. Yep. Yep. Yeah, we have the same then. How does it make you feel? So I'm, so with mine, with my men, almost in that, I get really fatigued very quickly. Yes, we have the same. Yeah.

Yeah. And I get tired and always like feeling hungry when I'm actually not hungry. Yeah. So it's like slowing everything. It's like speeding things up and slowing with things down at the same time. Just me, it's very strange feeling is that? It feels wrong in your body. Well, it does for me anyway.

But also, I'd imagine there'd be a lot of people probably going undiagnosed with this, just like you were saying, just thinking that they're just tired. How many people are exhausted right now? I'm going, wait, what is it? And how do I know if I've got it? Yeah, well, that's what I thought it was. I thought I was just postpartum and getting up at 4 a. I mean, there is a difference, I guess, between being tired.

All of us feel tired every now and then, but then being chronically tired. Yeah, and I have very bad muscle and joint pains, other bits and pieces as well. No, me got it too, babe. Join in the club. buddies. Yes, I do. I was diagnosed in my 20s.

My sister also has it and she actually has Hashimoto's as well. Yeah, so with me, yeah. She was diagnosed when she was nine. Wow. And what does it mean in terms of your day-to-day life now of someone who's had it for a wee while?

Honestly, I still feel just as tired, I feel like. Maybe it's worth. I've had kids since then, so, you know, maybe it's... They can contribute. I think what's hard, Naomi, is that

we just don't remember what it's like for normal people's energy. Well, I don't. I mean, I, you know, I was pregnant and then had a baby, and now I've had this, I don't really remember. So when I jump around the studio skipping and, like, dancing around when the songs are played, is that a bit obnoxious?

Very. I don't even have what Meg's got, and I find that quite... Okay, maybe I'll stop doing that then. Yeah, there's a lot of people texting, we see your texts that are all dealing with stuff, like you say, Meg, the invisible diseases are probably the trickiest ones because people don't know to cut you some slack.

It's not really much you can do about it. You take the meds that will kind of fix the problem, but the actual flare-ups, there's not much you can do apart from just get on with it. Well, it's good to know that there's other people that have a similar issue. Yeah, go-checked thyroid. If you're women in your over your 30s

and you're post-partum, It comes up then, that's when it popped up for me and it's common to come up that way if you're feeling still deeply fatigued and you're like, maybe I should be feeling better by now. Just a blood test? Just a blood test. Okay, all right, nice and easy.

All right, there you go, chuck that on the to-do list along with everything else that you've been meaning to do this week and next. Yeah, one thing to take off the to do list though, fuel. Hell yeah. Next, we're giving some free fuel away.

It's most expensive thing in the country at the moment. We'll spin the wheel and if it is your maker car, that cash is yours next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan is still spinning the wheel. Honestly, my arm is very, very sore after that. You started it. It's time for Clint Big and Dad's.

No! And it's landed on. Ooh, good one today. Good one today. Okay, here we go. First time, too, I think. Okay. There'll be a few of these.

Bree. What car do you drive? A Honda. Go away. Jay. Don't be nice. Don't mean to breathe. Sorry, Bree.

No, that was being in a squash. Emily. Hyundai. Good car, not all we're looking for, though. You never had the Hyundai come up. It is on the wheel. Yeah, Korea. Rachel, what do you drive?

Suzuki, no. No. Oh, that doesn't really quite work. Okay, Debbie, what do you drive? Master. Oh, you get more into Master, they reckon, but not today. Okay, Kim, sorry. What about you, Tony? What are you driving?

A Mitsubishi? Good car. It came up yesterday, poor thing. Sorry, that. It's yesterday, Tony. Kerry, what are he driving? An old BMW. Oh, she said an old one just so she doesn't.

Oh, like a cheap one. Is it cheap? Oh, no. Oh, it's an expensive one. Expensive one. But the gas guzzlers, the gas guzzlers. Well, it's not a flash one. It's a classic.

It's a classic. That's all right. Everyone wants free fuel. All right. Sandy, what car are you driving? A Kea. Same as me, but not what we're looking for today. A sportage, like the denimal.

Cassandra, what are you driving? In Isuzu in UX Nice Oh, Isuzu Yeah, no Not what we're looking for, sorry Alright Louise, what are you driving?

Toyota! Yay! That's what we don't have a Toyota right away Yeah, what sort of Toyota you got? A corolla. Oh my goodness me, you'll be able to fill it up three times with this. I've got a real soft spot for a Toyota Corolla

Yeah, I really do. It was my family car growing up and I loved it. Very reliable. Very reliable. Very, gorgeous. Bulletproof, they say. Well, 200 bucks fuel. Yeah, 200 bucks fuel coming away, Louise.

You're welcome. What is the price of fuel in Christchurch? It's 44. Jeepers. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's getting up here. That's the 91. Yeah.

It's really expensive. Thanks, Louise. It's almost like impossible for an average wage person to fill up their car now. Like, that would be really expensive just to do with a classic fill. Yeah, you'd just be putting in 30 bucks a little time. 100%. Click, Meg and Dan. Head of nutrition.

Emma from Mitchells is chatting to us about the benefits of creatine, which I don't know if it's just my algorithm, but I feel like it's coming at me from all angles, Emma, being like everyone needs to be on the creatine bandwagon. Everyone is having its moment. The whole Jim Bro bodybuilding thing was many, many, many years ago when creatine was taken. Whereas I'm getting my mum and dad to take it now because creatine is great for Alzheimer's and dementia and all this sort of stuff. And that's why they're looking swam. Yes. So over time, that consistent daily dog saturates the muscles,

and then it's going to start heading into the brain and then having all of those wonderful effects on, like, cognition and memory. And also really good for things like times of sleep deprivation. If you've got that really strong buffer of creatine sitting there, you're not going to have the same level of, like, cognitive shutdown as we do when we're sleep deprived. I would expect someone like this to be really expensive. Creatine's actually pretty cheap considering how much you need to take a day and how long a tub will last you.

Is it all created equal? It's not all created equal. It's made naturally by the body, but then when we're using it as a supplement, it's made synthetically, and either majority of creatine on the market will be formed from a derivative of formaldehyde and taken through an acid wash,

versus water-washed creatine, which is much more clean and kind of pure. And that's where the likes of Creivitalis comes in. You want to look for that water-wash-based creatine, so you're not getting any of those nasty residues and getting side effects from that. Yeah, the first option doesn't sound very good. What does it mean when it says it's monohydrate?

That's what you want to be looking for, essentially. It's the cleanest, most ideal form. Okay. So that's the one that's water washed. Yeah. Okay, great. I'll go it to my two-year-olds who looks swole. Yeah, get him jacked. Yeah, get him jacked up.

And his memory will be on fire by the time he's 20. Yeah, yeah, great. Okay. Good to chat with you guys. You too. See ya. Yeah, it's actually, we're not the only ones that are on it, boys. A lot.

Or can kids have kids have creatine? No, Dan was making a joke then, I think. Unless you want them to be swole. No, stop. Unless you want musly kids. the people were saying we're loving it. We're a law firm in Auckland. We use the creatine monohydrate.

We've got Estelle on, oh, Andrew the edge. Estelle, are you already all over it? I'm all over it. I'm all over it. I'm even heading into town now. Are you feeling swole, Estelle? I'm so sharp.

I'm so sharp, man. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Is it just all over your algorithm with Instagram? Because I just feel like it just keeps serving it to me all the time. So I'm like right in the thick of it. But I think it depends what your algorithm

decides to make important to you. Look, my teenage boys started me on it and I thought, oh yeah, here we go. I don't want to become like some gym buff. It's not, it's about mental sharpness. Like, we've all noticed at work.

There's a difference once we've taken it. And I don't know, maybe it just, instead of getting that afternoon lull, it just gives you that buzz. I don't know. I swear by it now. I've also spoken to my oncologist about it because I'm a breast cancer survivor. Wow.

And it's recommended for people like me because I had to check it out to make sure that it was safe to take. And they're highly recommending it for people in recovery from cancer. So it's got to be good, right? Yeah, exactly. I think if you're unsure, it's always good to get medical advice on it. Don't take our word for it. And you've just, the important thing is if you do take it, you can't just take it once and every now and then willy-nilly.

Take it the same time, stay consistent, as you heard before. It takes three or four weeks to go through your muscles to your brain. So you've just got to stay consistent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's the key. Yeah. Also, I'd love to know what your algorithm is currently, like, serving you up, where it just won't stop annoying you with, like, you should do this. You should buy this.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've already bought the crazy, man. Let me alone now. Mine is currently those glasses, the Google glasses, the Rayban ones that you can film stuff with. They keep serving them. They're like so expensive. I can't afford them. That's where they're that people would like that you would like to just film people.

It's like, oh, who's a pervert? Oh, Dan Webby. What don't we get him to buy? Clint McG and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Maurice Darby, he's back in the country. He lives over in the States now. Very fancy.

Yeah, very, very fancy guy. I'm watching a TV show at the moment. It's season two. It's one of my husband's favorite show called Last One Laughin. It's on Prime if you don't know it. where comedians, very famous comedians, go into a room for six hours and nobody is allowed to laugh.

If you laugh, you get kicked out of the room. It's fabulous. And Re Starby, I was thinking, would love it. Yeah, because I guess you may know him from like movies and stuff and he's in the country doing Hunt for the Wilder people like 10 year anniversary. It's back in cinemas. But he hasn't done comedy for a long time.

But for the OGs, you might remember this sketch. I used to pretend I was older. I'd do a character, so I'd get to the door where the bounces were, and I'd do this. Yeah, good-o, mate. You've got it going down for a couple of drinks. I'm pretty busy at work today. I'm talking to you. I'm just head on down, all right?

Thank you. Thanks, mate. Thank you. Jason. Oh, he's funny. So great, right? And so I think your idea, Meg, for him being on the show was a great one. It turns out he's definitely heard of it.

It's my fav show. You almost try to play along and see how long. How many times I go, oh, that would have been me, Godd? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. You do a fantastic job about hosting that or being in it. Would you rather be in it? Would you rather be in it? Would you rather be Jimmy Carr if we did a New Zealand version? If we did a New Zealand version, I'd love to host it.

Yes. To be in it, I'd have to do the British one. I mean, the UK one is just the bomb. It's brilliant, isn't it? Yeah. You're working with the funniest people on the planet. I think we should have one here. I think they, you know, it started in Australia, I think.

Is that really where it started? The UK exploded. Always do everything better. Yeah. They do. And I was thinking about our Kiwi comedians because I thought in my head I was like, when I was watching I was like,

Reese would host it. So I'm glad you would agree with that. And I was thinking about the Kiwi comedians we could do. Paul Williams would be great at Deep Pat. We'd actually do a real goody. Because you know what? We are good at not laughing.

We've got something about us. And I think, but in terms of that, it may be, I don't know, would it be good? That might not be too much. Nobody laughs at them. Nobody laughs at them. No one's got any yellow or red cards. It's over. No one laughed.

It's the longest game ever. Funnily enough, before this was even a TV show, we've been playing Last Joke Standing for years. It was our idea. They've copied us. Well, actually, I think the first one ever done was in Australia, so it's not that far-fetched to think that that happened. And now it's just become very famous with the UK version.

So I guess last one laughing, which is on Neon, if you do want to check it out, and last joke standing. Same thing, just different name. Is it worse dusting it off and giving it a bit of a round next? We haven't done it a while. Last time we did it was for the... Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gags.

He passed away at 86. R-I-P. All right, maybe we'll dust it off to see how you go. Get the boys in, purchase an egg, and purchase the car. Hopefully they're big squirreling away, their best gags. Put a smile on your doll for your Tuesday. Carl doesn't even right, because he just off the cuff.

That's how funny he is. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky B. Rees Darby was chatting with us about how his favourite show that him and Meg both love his last one laugh. We thought maybe it's a chance for us to dust it off and give it a bash with the full team of producer Carl and producer Nipi and good-day.

Yeah, not allowed to laugh or smile at all. At all in this game. What about a quick exhale through the nose? No, that you'd be out of. I think we've got to be harsh with this. Okay. Yeah.

Who wants to start? All right. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing? What? Timing. No, that was the gag. It wasn't.

Oh, I thought. That was brilliant. That was really hard for me calling off the start. That was brilliant. I told my daughter I brought my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Mate of mine, Greg, he was adamant that he didn't want kids.

So he finally booked a vasectomy, spent a couple of weeks preparing for it. And annoyingly for Greg, he came home after the procedure, and the kids were still there. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises. When do we want him? Shocker. Come on, Meg.

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did. What do you call a cow with three legs? For goodness to say. Lean beef. What's the backside of? A Sphinx called the Sphinster. I had a friend who always wanted to be run over by a steam train.

When it happened, he was chuffed to bits. What does the horny toad say? Rub it? Rub it. You got him back. That was good. Megan? Ah.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. She's indecisive, guess? Needs a sort of. waiting for the king of a subtle one. What do you call a cow with two legs? Oh, right, go on. Your mum. Oh, what?

He laughed at his own, sorry, so he's out. I think I'm gone from laughing. He can't go and glints out. Dan v. Meg. Oh, God, I've loved it. Damn, I had a goodie. Shit. Give it to me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? What? A brick. Meg. Say, why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box. No.

Oh my God. That's a game. I was looking for different jokes and I decided not to put it in because it was too naughty. Oh, do you know me, Matt? Filty. Oh, Teflon clones over there. He'll get away with it. He won't get it here, checked out of him.

Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge. The Edge's easy money is your shot at $10,000. Two past eight, here we go. 10,000 bucks on the line. If you can give us 10-9s, a starting with the letter me gives you in 30. seconds you can pass and if we've got time we'll come back and try and take them off all right daniel you're playing this morning hey daniel hi daniel deka from parmi okay what are you

going to do with 10 grand when you win well i would like to go on a holiday over to america well it might have to a little bit what do you want to get on america of all the places that would be on my dowry no thanks last on my list of the moment no but hey let's not judge daniel she wants to go I've got Disneyland there. Yeah. All right, Tenney, your letter this morning is E. All right. E for easy money.

Let's get it done. 10,000 bucks. Your time will start at the end of me asking you your first question. Here we go. Give me a four-letter word. E's. A male musician. Elvis Priestley.

Something you do at school. Oh, gosh, pass. An occupation. Electrician. A famous mountain? Not ever A word ending in and why Every

Something that happens once a year A clip A pop song Time, Danielle That was like a bad showing to be honest Really good patched there through the middle Yeah your brain really Had some great answers I thought

Yeah but unfortunately just not quick enough Yeah So maybe you need to call back tomorrow Yeah actually At this time tomorrow Daniel, we haven't given it away. We'll just continue to play back to back to back to back

until we give away $10,000. Someone has to win. I can't wait for that. Last time we did it, it's very fun because we all get into it. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm really excited to do it. If you were listening around this time yesterday, you might have heard that Dan realized his wife had some old love letters

from ex-partners, Kyle, mostly. Yeah, one in particular. And that's when we realized that a lot of us, actually, I think nearly recent one of us, has had love letters bar Dan. Have a listen to this. These are all love letters for Clinton Randall that he has dug up from various women. From different girls.

Over the years. You just asked me to bring some in. Yeah, and you've only brought a selection of them, right? There's boxes of them. He showed us a photo. His floor was covered in paper. Well, yeah, but some of them are not necessarily lovely. It's just letters from girls.

Yeah, go. Please be with me. Please be with me. No. I get to read Clint's lovely. it is. So excited, Dan's It's like Dan's diary.

Honestly, when I went through them, there are a few from my now wife. She was so thirsty for me. I got stage five Klinger vibes rereading them. I don't know, what the hell was going on. I should have run. Really?

Thank God I didn't, though. Yes, of course. Of course. It's all worked out. It's all worked out. Clint, Megan Dan. Just seeing the news, if you haven't,

Warriors have just gone and signed themselves a brand new player, Will Warbrook, who just scored four tries over the weekend. in the Storm game. Nice. He's coming to the Warriors

on a three-year deal starting next year. Oh, so next year it starts so it's not but not this season. Yeah. We need them this season, don't we?

Yeah, well, that'd be good. Enough sport talk. Yeah, right. Let's get into Clinton Randall's love letters. This is juicy. I'm so excited. This only happened because Dan found his wife's love letters

from back in the day and then Dan was like, I can't believe she kept them. And then we were like, we've all kept them and then we all had love letters. How come I'm the only one that brought them in? Well, think of this.

I've never received. I had hand on heart have never received a love letter in my life, yet Clint has got a box full of them from different girls. Maybe we could get women, Meg, to write love letters to Dan.

That's a good idea. Imagine that. We just give it. At 17 Hargreaves Street. MediaWorks, send Dan in his first love letters. Send them to Clint Randall at MediaWorks. I think 17 Hargreaves.

We could start opening them up. First one from Tiffany. It's 1240 a.m., dear Clinton. I just writing to say how much I miss you. I just writing. Is it English to second language? Yeah, I think it is actually. She's from Singapore.

Oh, right, okay. We met on an exchange trip. Oh, okay. It's quite good then. It's good at writing. I just writing to say how much I miss you. I miss you. I cried after the bus left.

I thought I would not cry, but when the bus left, I cried. Brilliant. Oh, she's a great writer. Yeah, brilliant. Right, that's from Tiff. And then she's included a photo of herself in there. We've got this one here. Old school.

This one here. It says, Sealed with a kiss. Oh, that's written in like a felt tip pen. English was in her second language, despite the fact she's written with, with an F. Sealed Wiffacus, just for you. What she's saying?

Happy birthday. I love you, babe. S.B. loves C.R. I'm sorry for effing you around. But if you can ever forgive me, please. Tell me, because I love to just be friends. God, imagine if these girls are listening right now. Sounds like she's broken up with you on that one.

No, she was doing the dirty. Okay. She was... God, there's so many. This is a little one. This is another person, Anna. This is another girl, honestly. Is that just written on a poster?

Clint. Hello? Gorgeous. You're the sexiest guy ever. I can't. I can't even help. And the nicest. Can't wait till I'm with you alone.

Another whiff. Love you always. Z, Z, Z, Z. Babe, remember that. X-O. God, things were so... How old were you when you were receiving these? This one has a little necklace.

17, 18, maybe. Okay, God. This one comes with a necklace. I would have loved to be you. Dear Clinton, another girl. I'm not going... I can't even do the names, and there's too many women. That's for another one. Hi, you said that you were unable to come and send me off to the airport.

Arsole. Oh, what a dicky! Oh, you're too busy for it. Sorry, babe. I can't. I'm too busy. So I told somebody else to pass this half-heart necklace and note onto you. Oh, she got your necklice and everything. I hope you don't find me any nuisance.

Come match it with the other half. Remember to keep in touch, love you forever. Who is it one of those ones with like a half a heart? And then he has to match it. Another one. How long distance is not working when you're 17? Another girl. Clint and I have known you for so long and we've known each other so well.

However, I'm not sure where you're at with your girlfriend, but it would mean a lot to me if we could talk and get together after what you told my friend at that party. What did he say? Wow. Is that the same one that said him the necklace or the one that he didn't get turned out to the airport for? Okay, and this is my favorite one. It says on the front of the same. of it. Probs not,

prob's best not to open in front of anyone. Oh, so that's like the old version of NSFW. Right, okay. Hey darling, I hope you're not getting sick in my letters. It's kind of fun writing to you. Maybe I should do it more often. Yesterday, as I was walking to work, there were people handing out something

and as I walked past, they gave me one of these. And it's been taken off, but there was something stuck to this page. And guess what I thought? Dot, dot, dot. Yeah, well, I thought I'd give it to you and we could use it for some time soon, perhaps for a special occasion. Or perhaps just because we can.

I love you, baby. Always and always and always and always. I don't remember what we're stuck onto that. There's only one. I think we all know, Clint's watch. We can use this for a night special. At least you were practicing protection. Yeah, good on you, mate.

Good on you, Clinton. Yeah, that's all that. Okay, can we go through Meg's love letters? No, mine are all gone. I'm sorry. How many different women? There's so many. There's like hundreds of trees killed because of you.

Also, let's get some lovely letters to Dan. It's a shame you missed out of. I don't need any. Honestly, I'm happily married. You're one of these people that avoids going to the dentist, mainly because of the cost, and also a little bit like me because of the pain, and I don't like people fosicking around in my mouth.

Oh, okay. There has been a study of 1,000 New Zealanders that have taken part in a new study about dental treatments being covered by the government, and participants were asked if they would support dental care being brought to the public health system, which means it would be covered, I think, partially or 100% by the government when you go to the dentist.

83% of participants said that they supported this move. And I know that in a lot of other countries, dental work is covered, or partially covered by the government. Here you have to pay it completely fully yourself. And it's so expensive, it's so necessary. A few years ago when we were still flooding me and my husband, flooding with our friend Hannah, my husband and Hannah both had to go to the dentist.

And they saw on the back, They used to have, I don't know if they still have them. Backer receipts, they had little ads, adverts. And one of them was like, come and get your, you know, your checkup for free. And so they were like, brilliant, like saving somebody. They both went in together. It's an appointment, one after each other. He went in and then came out.

And then she went straight in and came out. And he was laughing. He goes, guess how much my free appointment is going to cost for the work that I need done? And she said, it won't be as much as mine. He said it's $1,400. And for us, flat-in, it's a lot of money. and she said, mine's 10K. Oh my God.

Like three denters visit. $10,000 worth of work. She had to get done. What a second opinion on that, I'd imagine. It's crazy. I had a $700 bill recently. It was just a couple of fillings. But like, how many chief is your friend missing now?

How many is she missing? Every time I think about it. I just think, oh my God, that poor girl, she would have been in early 20s. It kind of reminds me of like, yes, in the afternoon show, if she went in, then she'd come up and be like, I've got teeth. Did the equivalent now would be like a $50,000 bill for years. It's crippling. It's crippling.

And you'd have to get it done because you don't want your teeth all to fall out. So you'd have to sort of do it. She did it in stages over the years, actually. Payment plan type price. And did go to a different dentist in the inklin. You're right. Second opinion. There's a lot of work that I shouldn't need to do.

I remember we've done this DIY dentist chat before, and I've never forgotten a call we got from a dude. Who his teeth were yellow. And so I don't know where he had really. read it or if someone told him, but he dipped his toothbrush into the petrol tank of a motorbike. You know, you can just unscrew the top. Dipped it in and started brushing his teeth with petrol to get rid of the yellow, and it stripped all the enamel off his tea.

I don't even know how that would physically... We don't know. And there's been a lot of people that have pulled out there. Can we not do that, though? Can we not do that? DIY D-D-L-E. Because I don't want to do that. Well, I reckon we could just do, like, the bill was what?

The bill was what? Okay, that's better. Not just in the dentist's bill. Any bill? Any bill. I think anything, yeah. Because obviously there will be some dentist ones But I'd imagine there'll be some car ones

You took your car in for a routine service And they're like it's going to cost you $15,000 You need a gearbox or something I even just got a parking ticket the other day Just parking near a park Where my daughter was playing football And I didn't see these tiny little signs They just said no parking in the weekends

A hundred dollars Wow 100 bucks for a parking ticket We've got quite a few American listeners Would love a chat If you had a baby in America or something like that They cost a hell of a lot of money $30 or something

I don't know something I think it's even more than that now because stuff was partially covered before now. It's just you have to follow it completely. You know, I was free for me to have a baby. It's just amazing that people have to go to a hospital and get, you know, pay for it. Vietnam seems like the spot. Nikki just said you got five billings for 200 bucks total.

My goodness me. Now, would you trust it? That's the thing. Sometimes when they say it's too good to be true, right? Yeah. Why are things cheaper? $200 is cheap. Wow.

All right, the bill was what? Call us, oh, 100. The entry. You can text this 33-4-3. Yeah, man. We'll try to have a guess it up. When did you like have that much? It took your breath away.

Are we still doing the thing where the biggest bill Clinton will pay for it? I think that's what we're doing. Bill is what? There's a lot of chat at the moment about where the government is filling the pressure of paying for all of our dentistry going forward

and not just kids under 18. Don't know if it'll happen, but anyway, there's pressure. Yeah, I mean, you can have health insurance, but that's even expensive to have that. It's getting worse and worse with health insurance how expensive the premiums are now. Yeah, and that only, I think, covers 70% of the bill. Yeah, okay.

Ellie, what was the bill? Okay, my own teeth are great, but my cat had to have two teeth removed. Yep. My goodness. I've had that before. Do you, I suppose you guess the amount, or how do we go again? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, what did it cost me to have two teeth pulled out? I can't remember what it was for plum, for the cat, right?

Yeah. It wasn't that shocking for her, I think, as Shirley had one come out. I don't know, like $400. Yeah, so I would just said like $300, if anything is more than that. Oh, that seems cheap. To go to the dentist and get away with that, because you've got to put the cat under. What was it, Ali? $600.

Put it down. Dan, it's the list. No, so you paid and you got it done, and then what happened? Yeah, and he got run over two weeks later. That's horrible, Ellie. That's so sad. Yeah, it was a shocker. It was a shocker.

Because it would have been sad to lose the cat anyway, but then knowing that you just spent it. six of her busts, it's a double whammy. Poor thing, Ellie. Hopefully it was a long time ago. I mean, you're calling us about it, so. All right, what about you, Laura? What was the bill? The bill, so the bill was for emergency car repairs at 250 on the way to pick up my kids.

Your car repairs can be expensive. Am I right? And producer telling me that you bought an accessories, like a car accessory package off TEMU? Yes, I did. So, wait, what does that entail? So it was like a steering wheel cover and, like, car seats and stuff like that. Because I was like, oh, I'm not paying a hundred and something bucks. I'll just pay like 30 bucks.

You're going to get the TEMU version. There was a wee key ring thing. Yeah, there was a key ring thing that went in like Diamanties almost that go around where your key goes in. Classy. That was the dinger. Right. So they just peeled that off and charged me.

Oh my goodness me. And so how much was the bill in the end? Aren't you supposed to guess that? Okay, so it made your car break down. How much to fix? The problem with this is you go $1,000. Yeah. Because I do love doing that and then you go, no, I want to watch.

Okay, can't bro it down, let's say. And it was something she brought off Timu, I'd be pissed off if it cost me $400. Yeah. Okay, 400. Yeah. $522. I think I'll pay that, me. But you had a cool but jazzled key ring thing, so that swings in roundabouts.

That's that whole thing. We only bought it to save some money, which ended up costing so much more. How fresh training? Someone's text in saying they had 14 teeth pulled out of their dog, $2,000. $2,000, that poor dog. What about this one? I had to take my dog to intensive care. I'm going, that would have been expensive.

intensive care when you take your dog. Very sick, I imagine. Surgery for a dog is about 2 to 3K, let's go 5K for $12,000. I've got to say that, because you're having to pay for them staying there as well when they're staying in the thing. Oh my goodness.

Had to put them down. And they paid the 12 grand. Well, no, maybe they had to put them down because either they couldn't afford to or maybe it was just too. I've never had to make that decision, but I dread the day that I have to make a decision over a pet going, they're saying it's like

$1,000 and then you have to choose between the pet or the money. Yeah, and that's why you have pet insurance. At the moment, looks like Nala has cancer again, possibly, so we're now down another 2K surgery rabbit hole with her, but worth it. Yeah, $9,500 for Rochelle's dog

when he got hit by a car. $5,800 for a transmission repair. Jesus. My goodness. Pets and cars, hey. They're the things that... Need insurance on both. Yeah. Yeah, pets cars and teeth it seems to be. Make sure you've got

spare accounts for that. With all the spare money that you've got coming in, I'm sure. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's got that, don't they? Just put a little aside for a rainy day. Just put a little bit more out. In fact, you know what we could do? Sort you out with $10,000 tomorrow. Yeah, it has to go tomorrow. We'll continue to play after eight if it hasn't gone until somebody does win.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Once a week, we decide which celebrities deserve to be at the top in the A-list party and which ones are in the B and the C. I guess, Heated, it's very contentious. We're all very passionate about this game and who belongs on the A list and the B list. Normally Meg has three names.

Yes. And then we determine whether they're going up or down or whatever. Yeah, where they land. But we had Reese on earlier on the show, Reist Darby, and he has worked alongside one of the names that wrongfully, in my personal opinion, is sitting on the B list because they were one of the first names when we started playing this game. And I think we were being a little too harsh.

And that person was who Rees Darby acted alongside in Yes, Man, Jim Carrey. Oh. Does he deserve, in your personal opinion, as someone who's worked with him and knows him much better than any of us, to be an A-lister or a B-Lister? He was way more relevant in the fame zeitgeist a few years ago. Exactly. When we were coming up, there was no one bigger.

Yes, I agree. He commanded the biggest paycheck. Dumber, he was the funniest guy on the planet. But is he A-List now. Of course he still is. He's ridiculous. Big Grace! Yeah.

I mean, how dare anyone say that he's not? That's insulted. He's alongside violin. Viola Davis, Nicholas Cage, Michael B-Jordan, Zendaya, Harry Stiles, Pitbull, Nicky vina, Octothia Spitzer. Beatliss. It'll B-Lis. Why are they B-Lis. Chris Phrer and Hathaway.

So A-List is Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift, Reese Witherspoon, Beyonce. Well, that's, someone's got the A and B's wrong. You'd be great in this game. All right, well, I would like to move on moving Jim Carrey from the A. The B-list to the A based of... You get a legendary status, you receive A in the mail, and you don't drop it. Maybe Jason Statham has to leave.

Or Shear. It's Jason in the A. Jason in the A. Jason. He needs to be. Get out of town. Get out of town. Jenny Tathens has been put in A list. Can you fit in here, Reese?

Meg! She's like if she's on the C list. So that's what we're doing today. We're going to see if we can swap Jim Carrey for somebody else. You can't just put Jim on the A list and have no. No repercussions. Okay, so what we're saying is Jim is in the A. He's been pushed in.

But unfortunately, someone needs to come out. Someone's going to get a tap on the shoulder and go, sorry, you're in the wrong party. I need to see your pass again and they're like, sorry. Do we get some options here, me? The three options you have this morning to move to the B list is either chatting Tatum. Oh, Channing shouldn't get the tag. She definitely should. Or Jason Statham.

One of those people are moving from A to B. Can we move chatting and Jason? Those two are do not fit. Okay, so who are we swapping for Jim Carrey? Yeah, that's what we need to decide. So we can only choose one. Yeah, I guess your options are Channing, Jason, say them and Shear, or you go nobody. You could be all three should stay there and Jim should just stay as a B.

Yeah. But I think most would say Jim is more famous than all three of them. I think the only one I'd keep there is Shear. Yeah. Because I think she's known because she has one name. She's got one of those. She's got that thing. Okay.

So I have officially made Jim Carrey and A, but that means my lists are wobbly. There's too many people in here. One of those people's moving. It's got a really weak floor that room. It's Chanine, Jason or Cher. I think Cher should go. Text 3, 3, 4.3. Who's moving to the B-list?

Clint Megandan. The Edge. Delivers the mornings you don't want to skip. Nine to Nine to Nine on the Edge. We got your chance to win your share of five grand. 0-800 the Edge. It sounds like we are doing a lot of the heavy lifting. And if we're successful, the cash is just your.

So we're going to be given envelopes in the studio, which we need... Are we opening them now, Carl? This is for a new you think called Chromatard. Okay, here we go. Are we opening them here? Yeah. Yeah, open them up here. Okay.

All right. So mine, I've just opened mine. It's got a piece of card in it and says smell. Mine, ooh, I'm so glad I didn't get smelled. Oh, I got so relieved. Yeah, I got C. See you're so much better than smell. I got touch where I'm not happy about, but I'm very pleased it's not.

Why am I getting you? smell. I don't even know why what this means. Well, I'm guessing we have to do a challenge that involves that sense. So my challenge is touch, whatever that means. And you have to smell something. I'm not smelling something. Yeah, each week we're going to take part, sorry, each day this week we're taking part in a sensory experience. So for us to win, we have to complete the sensory experience producer.

Why do I always get the stitch up? Oh, my God. Well, you don't know if it's a stitch up. I've got a letter here that's going to explain. I'll a little bit more next. I'm like someone might be doing. Okay. Text card to 33-4-3.

Well, I know I'm smelling something. For all the details, brand-new Chrome card. If I have to put my head in a box and sniff, I'm not. I'm leaving. All right, Chrome card. It's a new kind of gift card designed strictly for experiencing the world. And we have been given a card each.

We've opened them up. We've been given different sense. is I got sight. I got touch. And I got smell. And then I've been given this piece of paper by producer Carl. Right, what does it say? By now you've each received the sense you'll use for your experience.

All you have to do is use your sense for five seconds, and you've won your caller their share of $5,000. Okay. Today's sense is touch. That's me. The thing is with this me is that you and I are both. I don't know about Dan, but it's like we have this huge,

fear of letting people down? Yeah, absolutely. We all do, I think. I think you're most willing to, like, not being an asshole, but most willing to, like, if it's something you don't want to do, not let people down. Yeah, I probably won't. But then if there's someone, I know times are tough at the moment.

And so if there's someone calling through and there's thousands of dollars on the line. I remember Meg was at the top of the Sky Tower, sorry, not Sky Tower, the Harbour Bridge, and she had to bungee to win someone $10,000. And she was just, like, petrified and frozen and fair, bawling her eyes out. And I was like, she's not going to go.

And she did. Okay. Well, oh, God. Oh God, cameras are coming in. Today's sense is touch. In front of you's a box, anything could be in it. If you keep your hand in the box of five seconds and stand, what's inside, when you're...

This is for $1,000. Holy cow. Oh, no, 800 of the edge. Rebecca, this $1,000 is on the line for you right now. It is. It is. Okay. All right.

So this is all over to you, Meg. So if you fail this, she doesn't get anything. Oh, it's a orange box and it's got unlocked to win. What's in the box? What are we spending $1,000 on if Meg touches it, Rebecca? Honestly, probably to fill my tank up. I've been trying to call through full fuel air, and I can't get through.

So this is the perfect opportunity to spend it. I'm filling up my tank, and I really need it. Carl poked whatever's in the box with a pen, and then his hand came out very quickly. It's fine, it's fine. Is Meg allowed to see what's in it? Come on, Meg. Come on, you do it.

Okay, so Meg, you've got to put your hand into the box. It's just for gas. Does she have to guess what it is, or does she just have to touch it for five seconds? Just touch it for five seconds. Okay. Oh, I hate this. I have not even meant to...

Come on, Meg. Touch it for five seconds. Just remember it's for Rebecca. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do it, no, no, no. I don't do it, I don't do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

What is that? It's a thousand dollars. $1,000. Rek, say something nice to me. Come on, Meg, please. I really need to fill my tank up. Come on, you can do it. It can't be that bad.

She's going, she's feeling. I hope it's a direction. Come on, just give it a little pat. Why is it? It's a fluffy. That will fall around. Better not be a bunny rabbit. Start the timer.

Start the timer. One, two, three, four, five, done. What is that? Just a teddy bear. Oh, for goodness sake. Oh, that is ridiculous. Me, what a pathetic showing that was. It's just a little teddy bear.

Anyone else one ever go? One have a go? No. Carl was poking it like it was jumping around in there. Oh, well, congratulations Rebecca. Thousand bucks. Oh my god. That's so helpful.

Well done, Meg. Thank you. How hard is it to get a snake in studio? Come on. A little teddy, me. You could touch a snake for five seconds, couldn't you? I can give it a go. I'm excited though.

My one's done now, so Dad, you're going to have to smell some bad stuff. Do you feel pathetic that you put that show on now and just really? now it just when it was a teddy beer. There's another envelope if you guys want to find out who's going tomorrow. Okay, so there's another Cleans got over there. Does this open up?

Open it up? No. What's it say? That's it? That's it. So it's my turn. See? Oh, sight.

Right. You're tomorrow. Hope I don't have to look at the teddy bear for five seconds. Click, guess what that means though? That means that dads is the worst one because he's the last one's left for last. Save the most funny one for last.

Brilliant. Chroma card upgrading your Easter with Clint McGee and Dan listed out to the Edge Breakfast, Easter Sensory test each morning and you could be winning your share like Rebecca of $5,000. Wait, so Clint, you just have to look at a teddy bear tomorrow for five seconds. I have to look as I'm five seconds.

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