The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW - i was in labor when...

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

A short-week Edge Breakfast packed with chat about severe NZ weather, a bizarre PR coincidence after tracking dog poo through the house, and Cal’s nine-hour Instagram Reels day. The team plays “more or less” on highest-grossing concert tours, takes calls about wedding plans and memorable number-plate skills, and crowns crush nominees like Snow Jackson. “Take the Edge Off My Life” surprises listeners with help for glasses and post-chemo dental repairs. They swap shocking alternative-toilet stories, awkward memorial mishaps, password-management hacks, and jaw-dropping tales of what partners did during labor, before announcing the Warehouse Club trolley takeover winner with a massive prize haul.

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Happy hump day, although it's not hump day, is it? Because it's a short week. Oh, what is? So I guess it was like somewhere yesterday, yeah.

It's like Friday Eve today, of anything, even though it's Thursday tomorrow. So let's get through. Good to be here. Lots of fun stuff happening today. In fact, we've got a postcode playlist for. Wellington, who was in the firing line for some of that rain and weather that's been travelling up the country over the last few days, 48 hours. God, it's been horrific.

It is, yeah. I think the state of emergency was announced yesterday, I think, for Kikolda. Yeah, Kikolda's had it over the last 24 hours. Obviously, it was in Dunedin earlier this week, so batten down the hatches if you're a sort of lower North Island, up in South Island today. It's usually about three times the year. It's at the start of the year. It's at the middle of winter, and then there's one late later in October that we have

like big weather events. Yeah. Climate change. Yeah, babe. Any themes today for the throwback songs? We had rain yesterday. Okay, we can't do that one again. Thunder.

I'll be thank. Clint Meg and Dan. It's time for a bit of coffee catch up. Where's the coffee? I make a coffee at home. I've got my coffee from home too. I don't actually drink coffee, so. Just quickly.

Had an incredible coincidence. You know how I'm very picky with coincidences, Meg? Had an incredible coincidence happened to me overnight. So yesterday Went out for a walk and stood in some dog excrement And traips it I would have loved to see that Oh God

Honestly there was so many It was so much swearing I was cleaning it up And my son George started repeating what I was saying And I was like Jesus, okay stop Anyway So it went all the way through the lounge And I had to get it up with like this

It was a nightmare I spent an hour trying to get it out Still not out There's stains everywhere through the lounge Here's the coincidence I get to work this morning and wet and forget have sent a PR package. They didn't know that I had walked dog shit through my house yesterday.

Likely, though. One of the things in there is a spray little bottle for removing dog poo off carpet. Wow. What are the chances of that? I've never had anything from wet and forget before. I don't know why they even know who I am, but they sent me this and that is a higher power play. Or they watched you and recognised you and they're like,

that man just didn't step in a dog. or they placed the dog shit and then gave you the PR knowing the X so that they would need need to be back more. You know what? They deserve the promo. Living in love. What did you get up to yesterday? How obviously you don't normally do mornings and breakfast

ships with us? Big day man. That's what I've been kind of struggling with is like I go home and I'm like, oh I'm a little tired. I have like a nap. But yesterday I was like I'm really just going to enjoy sitting in bed. So I got home what? Like 1130 yesterday. Had some food. Got straight into bed by 12 o'clock. I had a nap

What was your food? McDonald's. Okay. Oh my God, Cal. I mean, fine. Yeah, go on. I actually don't get it that often anymore.

That was just a treat because I don't have any food at home. So you order McDonald's. Then you get into bed. Did you eat it in bed or? No, I ate it in the car on the way home. Okay. So this is actually my dream day. Yeah.

I get into bed. I open up my curtains. Open up the windows. Get in me undies. And I get into bed, have a quick 40-minute nap. Right? Because I don't want to sleep all day

because I won't be able to get to sleep that night. And then I woke up and I was like, Did you wake up feeling refreshed or like zombie? Actually refreshed, weirdly. And woke up and I was like, okay, well, I'm going to do something with my day. I'm just going to watch a few reels first. Yeah. About seven hours passed.

I was in bed. I'm not even kidding. I did not leave my bedroom because, I mean, I've got an old suite, so I need to go toilet and go toilet. Did not leave my bedroom until it got dark, to which then I went downstairs and grabbed the Uberites again. Oh, gosh. Guess what my screen time was?

This is actually ridiculous. Well, I'd hate to know. Like, I don't think I've ever sat down for longer than two hours on reels. Because my brain would go to mush. No way. Well, my screen time yesterday. After 30 minutes. Was?

Nine hours and 40 minutes. You need help. Nine hours on your fine. This is an intervention. You need to get off your phone. You need to stop ordering food and paying money when you can just make your dinner at home. And did you literally just scroll? Scroll, scroll.

Yeah, just scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Not TikTok on reels. Yeah, Instagram Reels are more about these days. Yeah, my husband is too weirdly. And he was saying off he was like, but it was all good. Most of my reels are about history and stuff. Yeah. Oh, man.

Pyramids and stuff. Okay, look, they're conspiracies. Conspiracy, yeah. Mine would mainly be about cats, like, causing havoc and people falling over and hurting themselves. That's mainly my algorithm. That's a good one. What's on your algorithm, Meg?

My algorithm is... It'd be like recipes for minestronies and stuff. Like recipes, crafts, fashion. I like fashion. It's an actual, like, creative things. Not just brain rocks. Yes, I've watched it with toddlers. You know, things like that.

All relatable stuff, really. That's me. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky Bill. We didn't have kids. We're live. 20 past six, Clint McGintang went away. Did you just catch me singing there, my little song?

What are you singing? You're singing. At times like these, you wish you didn't have kids. Because I... Meg's kids are vomiting And I started singing Vomiting bugs since I got the first alert

To vomit all through the bed At 1150 And happy help since What alert did you? The Daisy Cullen's So actually If you want to know the background Millie woke up

My baby And then so my husband came in to help with her Because she was really upset And then my daughter started crying So I went into her room Is that you're okay And it was honestly It was just a sea of vomit

Everywhere And that's when I started singing It's times like these You wish you didn't have kids. It's one of food fighters' back catalogue. Poor girl. That's going to rip around the house. The big question is, what did you have for dinner, though?

Like, what came back out? Fish and chips. Oh, guys, do you know what? I don't really want to be hearing about this on my Wednesday morning. Yeah, well. If I'm honest. Yeah, you're the one that's saying. Well, Matt doesn't want to have to deal with it this morning.

We're just going through a bit of therapy with her. I don't think Neming wants to reliving. Then time for more or less. Oh, well. Meg's upset. I gave away her a little. knows I love my bell and DeKal is given away to another radio show so I don't know about this morning

and I was like oh sure I don't think we need it today. Okay that thing is mine right so we won't have any dings but we're doing more at least and the concert grossing tours I don't want that bell thank you very much first one's very easy but I thought I'd give you guys a bit of a win Cole plays music of a spheres world tour or Taylor Swift's Ears tour oh they're both

very successful tours but I'd go Taylor Swift on that one yeah the highest grossing concert tour of all time $2.2 billion dollars made for from 149 shows. Colplay made $1.52 billion after 225 shows. So half the amount

kind of for double the shows but still amazing. The weekend, his latest tour or U2? Which tour of U2s do we know? Yes, yes, yes. I wrote in... I'm going to say the weekend. Which one was it?

The weekend. Do you happen to know which exact tour down in the... 360 tour? 360 World Tour by U2. was bigger. Are we talking about monetary value? Yes, monetary value.

After hours till dawn tour or U2-360 tour? The U-360 tour was in the early 2000, so you'd have to take into inflation. Yeah, true. True, true, true. But that was the biggest, one of the biggest selling tourism history. Correct, Dan, $736 million for back in the day is very, very good. Not back in the day, but you know what I mean. So very impressive.

What about the Rolling Stones' No Filter Tour or Harry Stiles' love on tour? The no filter tour I haven't heard of, if I'm honest, but a love on tour I have. So I would lean towards Harry Stiles there for more. No. No filter tour with the Rolling Stones made $694 million. Damn, must be nice. What about Alton John's Ferrell Yellow Brick Road tour? So his last tour ever.

Or Ed Shearin's Divide. Ed Shear and Divide. 100%. Easy. Landslide actually. I actually think I'd lean towards Elton there. Yeah, Alton would be right. Sorry, Cal.

It was his final tour. $939 million. Didn't he have a show in Auckland and it got cancelled like halfway through or something? Yeah, but I don't think the other ones did. Yeah, I don't think he was canceling every entire tour. And I don't think people got refunds for that either

because he performed like seven songs and then went off stage and he was like, you don't get a refund. Wait, didn't your friend sue him? Yeah, one of my friends tried to sue him. I won't say his name. But he got money as well. No, right.

He took like frontier touring it out and John to court. Good on him. Yeah, you would like him. Charlie's your kind of guy. What about Ed Sharon's mathematics tour or Beyonce's Renaissance tour? Which one earned more money? What was it for the mathematics? Ed Sharon?

Is that? Yeah, that's everything, right? That would have been recent. Yeah, or Renaissance. Oh, tricky. Oh, that is tricky. I would say Ed Sharon has widest spread. Oh, nah.

I'm going to go with Renaissance here with Beyonce. I'm going on Ed Sharon. Yeah, Ed Sharon. Mathematics tour. Yeah, $875 million. Ed Sharon just sells. He just sells worldwide. he will always sell, compared to

$5007,9 million, which feels like nothing. Yeah, I know, but it's not. It's still half a billion dollars. Yeah. And final one, Brutemar's, the 24K Magic World Tour, which made more money, or Bad Bunny's Ward's hottest tour. Bad Bunny. Yeah, well-deme.

Yeah, yeah, very much. He's like one of the most streamed artists in the world now, isn't he? He is, he is. He's a very successful man, that one. And has had more success since Super Bowl. Who's going to be this year, or next year coming up? That's probably going to be announced soon, Right?

The next couple months. Normally you start getting rumors around now. Yeah. There hasn't been many rumors. I mean, there was rumors of Taylor Swift. I don't think that's happening. No, I don't think that's happening either. Yeah.

It might be one of those joint ones where there's a multiple artists. I love those. I love those. All right. Scannell up next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Role model has teased a new song being released this Friday called Joy.

That's a road trip song for it. That's all we get. Yeah, that's one hell of a tease. Yeah, very exciting. New album's coming out next month. Is it next month? August. Also, randomly Cody Simpson's next album looks really good.

He's been doing some really cool releases, so look up for that one. I know. Nish! I know, it's so random. I love it, though. I love it. All right, first quarter of the day next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. First caller of the day.

First call of the day. Well, I'd rather you had it to be here than doing that. That's how you've got to commit to that one. All right, well, we're starting off with Caitlin. First Call of the Day. First goal of the day. Adam's in Admin. She's nearly...

Oh, are you getting married in October? Yes, yes. Exciting. You're all organised at this point, a few months to go? Yeah, everything's organised. Just waiting for my dress to come back this month. Oh, gosh. That's so exciting and so nerve-wracking.

Have you... Do you, like, obviously you remember what it looks like, but sometimes, if it's been a very long time that you bought it, it can be quite a surprise when you try it back on. Yeah, because I keep... Looking back at the photos, I'm just like, it's been so long since I've worn it, and I'm just like, oh, I can't wait to wear it again. Oh, good, dude.

Was it the first pick? Was it exactly what you wanted, and you knew you were going to get it, or you went in there you're like, I did not expect to get this as my dress? Yeah, I kind of went in with a completely different idea of what I wanted. And then when I put this one on, I was just like, yeah, I just was like, actually, no, this is what I want. Oh, that's so exciting. That's so exciting.

I guess it's a really important thing for a wedding, isn't it? The wedding dress. It is true, yeah. Because you're wearing it all day. Yeah. And so it's got to be comfortable, but you've got to look hot in it as well. And it's also you have to look back at those photos for your whole lifetime to come. You don't want to go too stuck to a certain style because you're like, oh, that's so 2000s.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do a trend day. Caitlin's special skills that she can memorize people's number plates to the person. Oh, that's good. So that's handy if you witness a hit and run. Because you can be like, let's go to Caitlin. She'll know the number plate. Yeah.

Yeah. Have you ever had to use your special skill for good like that? Like, you know, reporting a bad drive or anything? Yeah, well, funnily enough, I actually had to do it with my parents once. Oh, wow. Did they... Yeah, when I left home... Yeah, when I lived home, they had...

I'd seen them on the road and they were doing quite bad things, and I just phoned up the police and I was like, I'd already license plate, so here you go. You were so dopped in your own parents. Yep, yep. It was pretty hilarious, not going to lie. So it's come in handy. Wow. You get birth to them, you grow them in your womb.

And then they dob you into the police. It's a classic story. We've heard it so many times before. Caitlin, have a great day. We're going to send you out to the movies. You can go and see Moana or it's in cinemas today. Awesome. Thank you so much, guys.

You are asking me. Thanks, mate. That's an interesting story, isn't it? Isn't it? You've got a new own parents, but I have to extend that. She's like, I love you guys, but I'm going to have to report you. Yeah, the law's the law. Yeah, speeding's just wrong.

Clint, Megan Dan. Leshko! It's time to get naughty at 640. Not that kind of naughty, though, is it? No, this is like a, my neighbours will be fuming with me. So I'm on like a shared driveway. I hate that. Of like a bunch of like new builds.

There's just three of us on that shared driveway. A cross-lease. That's what it's called. That's what we're having in Auckland. Not as common elsewhere in New Zealand, by the way. Very Auckland to have a cross-lease shared driveway situation. Which becomes tricky. I'd imagine when your driveway needs redoing.

Yes. And you're having to get the Smiths and the Joneses on the same driveway. pay. Oh yes. You know? Oh yes. We need it repave guys and they're like, oh, we're fine with it. Yeah.

And you're like, well, I want it done. And they're like, well, you can pay. Yeah, it's not fun. It's not fun. And now, and people like you, Kel. Yeah, and we're here also. So on the shared right, we're like the last house. And our car parking situation, there's what five cars that we need to all fit in.

And everyone fits, right? But there's one part, I'm trying to figure out a way to describe that. So if you're looking at my garage, like, you would think that you could go straight out, right? But there's a piece of grass, like a little patch that comes out from the other house. You have to kind of swerve around it because you don't want to stuff up their grass. And, you know, yesterday I was talking about nightmare flatmates while the same flatmate who's leaving us has parked in a position where I can't go straight out or, oh, I have to go straight out over this grass. Now, they've been trying to sell this house for about a month. And

they've recently been putting like massive rocks on that piece of grass so people don't drive over it. All right, yeah. I had to take those rocks off today. You had to move them. I had to move them. So was it then that part behind you so you couldn't move? No, it was the guy in our flat who was too lazy to go into his spot. They're not going to be happy then.

They're not going to be happy at all. And I was like, okay, well, I need to go to work. And there's no way I can get out. So I'm going to have to move these massive rocks, move them. And because it's a little bit like, it's a bit dewy out there, you know, it's a little bit moist. I may or may not have accidentally skidded all over the nice green patch of grass. Now that I would argue that. that that is terrible driving from you.

If you're losing traction on a little bit of grass, I've seen the photo. No, because it's a dip, right? So it's kind of like the concrete goes down and then it dips and you have to like go back over a little part of concrete. And I had to accelerate a little bit more to get over that piece.

And it just... And now their nice little patch of grass is dirt. I reckon they need to take a chill pill. Because if I'm going to an open home and I go and I go, oh, there's a little bit of mud on that little bit of grass. I'm not buying this house. That's just not happening. Yeah.

You know, like, there's obviously other issues that they're struggling to sell. I think the only thing that would make me, because I'm in the house buying sort of market at the moment, is I'd look at that and not care about the mud, but I'd go, does that mean that there normally are a lot of cars trying to move over this area and there's no space on the driveway? Yeah. Because why people drive it on that patch? That's what I'd look into the house next door and go, why is that kid? that young guy in there still in beer watching reals for last six hours.

He's been in there for seven hours. Child. Yeah. What's going on in that house? Yeah. Well, I mean to be fair. And what's that smell coming from that room? Honestly, I just, that's what I'd look at the neighbours.

The neighbours. You always check the neighbours. You always do. And it is disturbing when you just don't know who you're living next to. I did see when the house I went and looked out. I think I told you guys one time. I went to looked at this house. The house wasn't selling.

I wasn't selling me. We tried to figure it out. we arrived at the open home, we could see there was a big sign from the neighbours that said, this is the edge of our property and that spray prone into blue line. And we put all these signs up. This fence belongs to my property. And I was like, well, they're never going to sell that. I also think it's not selling as well because it's the middle house.

And on our end, we have five boys. And in the front house, they're like a young group of people as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, definitely not buying that house. And I've got a muddy backyard. Good luck to him. Meg and Dan.

All right, Canadian Club in the Edge are searching for the biggest crush. All thanks to the new release of Canadian Club's Lemon Crush. You can vote for somebody who you think is worthy of the crown. Have you say, and vote from the top eight by texting crushed at 3,343, and they could win $5,000 plus an epic Canadian Club price pack. This morning's probably has the greatest name. The best name, I think I've heard in a long time, Snow Jackson, good morning.

Good morning, team. be doing. Wow. Now, it isn't incredible, is that your actual name on your birth certificate, Snow Jackson? Yeah. Snow was actually my grandfather's nickname. So I was named after him. Most people think it is a nickname, but it's my actual Christian name.

Oh, it's a brilliant name, Snow Jackson. How was it growing up like that? I hated it because kids used to tease me all the time that come up with nicknames. Snow White was the main one and he didn't get no balls, but. And then my mate's probably Snowman, but I actually quite like it because, as you guys see, it's quite original. Oh, Dan, Dan, you had an idea. Well, no, it sounds like the protagonist of like an action thriller movie. Yeah.

So if I may, I'm just going to read some information I've got about you here in like a movie trailer type thing. Okay, so here we go, Snow. Snow Jackson. He's a local trade supervisor. He's the first to help the last to leave. He makes everyone around him laugh, a genuine good bloke who puts family friends, and community first. His most impressive talent,

he's the official barbecue master. Every steak is perfectly cooked. When life gives him lemons, he finds the positive, helps everyone else through it, then gets the barbecue going. Snow Jackson. It's brilliant.

Snow Jackson is the best name. I love it. It's so good. Snow, who is Kayla to you? Kayla is my partner, or fiancee, actually. Oh, your fiancé or Kayla. you nominated Snow, you think he should be New Zealand's biggest crush. What is the

greatest thing about him? I think, yeah, like I said in my application, just how he's so so thoughtful about everybody that's around him. Oh, he's very aware of everybody else.

Yeah. And this has become a little bit of a theme of this, I think, Kayla. A lot of the people, the entries that have been through, a lot of these guys are like that, eh? They're just really, really thoughtful. They put other people first before themselves and snow, you're one of them.

I appreciate that. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Well, you're up for a $5,000 and a prize band from Canadian Club introducing your new crush, Canadian Club, Levin Crush. And you know what?

I think the $5,000 is a great price. But also, it's no one, you know in is New Zealand's biggest crush. That's even better. I'd be telling everybody on me. There's some bragging rights right there. Text crush to 3, 3, 4, 3, you can vote for snow, any of the other nominees from earlier this week?

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. All right, to the edge of my life, we've only got a couple of days left of it. So listen out, this could still be you. This is always the hardest spot to call somebody 7 a.m. in the morning. So fingers crossed, this one goes through. It's always, if we've only got what four left, it'd be a shame if any of them got up in the bin.

Oh, wouldn't it be a shame? Be a real shame. So let me double check the phone number. Okay. Okay, here we go. Going through to Tehato Har this morning. So if your phone's ringing right now in Tehado. her pick it up

I'll see after this take the edge off my life oh yeah Ryan I hear that you've had the same pair of glasses for the last seven years yes I did yeah yeah yeah

well we can I believe we're going to be putting 250 bucks towards them which will hopefully take the edge off a little bit oh my gosh yes that's awesome oh yeah great great prescription glasses can be really expensive can they like they can be like 600 bucks sometimes

So good on you, Ryan. Hopefully it helps you see. Do you need to wear them constantly or just for driving and reading? Oh, all the time. I'm like functionally blind without them. Oh, good. And you don't have any at the moment. How are you functioning?

I don't know. Ryan's just not left out of months. Okay, well at least that's something towards it. We'll put that money in your account so you can go and hopefully get yourself a pair. Get some goodies. Okay. Goodness me.

Thank you so much. You're welcome, Ryan. And that's how happens. He can get some real fashionable, like those Prada ones or something that clip wears. Is that what you do? Some Tom Ford's. I get meta glasses. Oh, yuck, you're gross.

I find those things so creepy. That people could be filming you and you wouldn't even know because they would film them through their sunglasses. Well, it's got a flashing light on it. Oh, does it? Yeah, but that's the thing that people do in public with those things is they put a little bit of tape over the top of that. Yeah, they wouldn't do it for that. They cover it for that. I, when I so wanted to wear glasses when I was younger, I would fake the tests.

And every time they'll be like, we can tell you. Oh my God. Yeah. I wanted to wear sunglasses so badly. So badly. So they'll be like, read the last line and it would be like B-R-A-N. I'd be like, R-P-R-P. Oh, my God. Then I've put prescription glasses on before that are too strong for me. It's a nightmare.

I know, but I just, I thought they looked cool, so I would fake them. Clint, Meg and Dan. Wanting to know what you've used as an alternative for a toilet in a sticky situation this morning. Oh, 800 the Edge, 3-3-4-3 lots coming through on the text machine. Some of them I can't read out because they're just absolutely feral, if I'm honest. This person said festival toilets had a two-hour queue. A mate held out a beach towel and I hid behind it.

Now that is a good friend. Meg, if I said to you... Yeah, go on. No, darling. I'm busting. You go, Meg, I need to go right here right now and I'm going to go, we're in sand dunes for some reason. And we've got a beach towel. Would I hold it up for you while you need a...

You would. You would. You would never do it for me. Never in a million years of my years. I needed to go and I said, hold up the towel. You would go, no, disgusting. Yeah, I'd go, Meg, I still have an ounce of respect for you. And I'll lose every ounce of that if I do this for you now.

That's so great. Yeah, that's disgusting. So keep them coming through. We'll get to more of them next. When I was a swimmer, there was this one kid. Couldn't have been all there because he ate. And then, like, public showers, which faced the pool, pooed in there and Waffle stomped it down the drain.

My goodness, Cam. Well, like, we're all watching him do it. It's disgusting. The fact that there's a name for it, Waffle stomping it. Yeah. the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. 3.7, here on the Edge Breakfast, Clint Meg and Dan. Where'd you poo?

Yeah, I mean, you could phrase it like that, or you can say what did you use as a toilet? Absolutely. Some really messed up text coming through, I must say. It's one of those things that, it is very human. If you've been in a situation where when you've got to go, you've got to go. And your brain, all your thoughts

go out of your mind. I didn't recently, nothing happened, I went to the bathroom. But when you're in that countdown, where, like, it's going to happen. It's so intense. You can't think of anything else. Had it quite a lot with my ulcer of colitis. Of course, Calius.

Of course you do, yeah. It's not good. Sometimes you're just like, all right, I'm just, I cannot make it to the toilet. All inhibitions have got out the window, right? A lot of techs coming through are people that are on construction sites that don't have a port-a-loo. I thought that would be a necessity. That's got to be illegal.

Yeah, someone said the construction site there was no port-a-lou had to use the cement bag behind the digger. Now, that I'd complain to the boss if that was the case. Yeah, you need more port-loos. Yeah, let's go to Michaela. Oh, 800 the edge. What did you have to use as an alternative to a toilet? Michaela.

Oh, hello. Yeah, what did you have to use? Sorry, it's a bottle. I was travelling back from Christchurch up to Mulbra, and they didn't tell us that the road was only for four-wheel-drive vehicles, and so I got stuck in the snow in my car for like five to six hours. So how logistically does a good car, Girl, use a bottle.

Did you... I had to... No, ones or twos. Ones or twos? Just one. Oh, right. I had to get quite clever, and I had to cut it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you cut it so it's a wider.

Yeah, that would make sense. You cut the job off. Yeah, that's smart. It did the job. Wow, well done. Okay. I would have just got out of the car and gone. Well, it's snowy.

There was a lot of people in traffic. Oh, right. And there was trucks either side. There was lots of people. There were kids playing out and snow. It was just not going to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be arrested and that'd be a lot.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, good on you, MacKale. You know, good on her for being like MacGyver. You're true. I don't think there's an episode of MacGyver where he goes, I really need to we. All I've got is a plastic bottle. Lisa, good morning.

Morning, team, how are we? Oh, we're good. This was your mate that had to use something else as a toilet? Yeah, this was on a construction site as well. He obviously was carrying some stuff on the back of the truck and he wasn't like you. He didn't look. last the 500 metres he had to go

right there and then so he shimmied from the driver's side, went over had a look on the floor, found his cooler bag that had all of his lunch in it emptied out the lunch and then decided to move everything up and go on that and then proceeded

to use his hovers top to wipe everything You know what Lisa the fact that you know this in detail is so concerning Lisa just before Meg puts you hangs up on you was this in

the car at the time or did he get out of the car? No, this was in the truck. Oh, it was inside the truck. Everything was done in there. Yeah, Keith. Oh, my goodness me. And do you know if he ended up reusing that lunchbox again another day? Yeah, Keith.

No, there was a few of us that brought him as a birthday present. So we got him like a first day kit of what to use. Yeah, good. So there was like a pacifier, some sanitizers, you know, all bits and pieces. So we got him a new lunchbox with all this stuff. inside. He wouldn't ever live that down, I imagine. No, no, no.

A text. I've seen a tourist take a jump on the side of the road in Pahia, and his butt was facing traffic. Disgusting. You look, at least face the other way. He's like, what where do I go? I reckon he was an exhibitionist. He's like, if I'm going to do it, people are going to see.

Yeah, keep him coming through. Maybe we can compile, like, a list on social media for this. It's like a cautionary tale to go to the toilet before we leave the house. Clint, Megan, Dan. of new music coming out this Friday. We've got role model teasing a song called Joy. It's like old school kind of like filthy rock. Yeah, sounds great.

And also Cody Simpson of all people, I think his next album's going to be great. He's releasing fluent. So two great songs coming up from guys coming up on Friday. Kind of 80s vibes again, isn't it? He's gone very 80s with his album. It's very cool. I'm so glad he's back into music because wasn't he a swimmer for ages? Yeah, and he just seems like a nice guy from what I've seen.

He really does. God, I love him. I had the one-year anniversary for my grandma yesterday, me. And we went to put some flowers into her favourite beach like we did the first year when she passed away. And instead of them floating out to sea, like they did the first time, they floated into a stormwater drain. Yeah, right. Brilliant. Much better word, by the way, stormwater drain than like sewage systems.

Yeah, I wanted to go, you know, soil her name too much. Yeah. But we wanted to know this morning what happened at the memorial, the embarrassing thing, you know, the things. the thing that was not meant to happen. Maybe it could have been a funeral. Let's go to Caitlin on eye under the edge. Do you go straight to Caitlin? All right, Caitlin.

It was your co-workers' funeral. Yes, so he sadly passed away, and the entire work went to his funeral because he was very beloved. I was waiting in line at the bathroom. There was quite a long line, and all the bathrooms are filled. So someone came out of the disabled bar.

when I was next. But I was like, okay, sweet, I'll just go because I don't see anyone else here and I really need to go. A couple minutes in, I hear a banging on the door. And I said, someone's in here. And they banged again. And I was kind of annoyingly said, one second. Yeah. And as I exited, there was my co-worker's dad who was in a wheelchair.

The disabled bathroom Has this happened to me before, hasn't it? Has it happened to you? I seem to remember something similar to me. Yes, I was using a disabled bathroom at work, but that was when I didn't let anyone know that I was pregnant, I was throwing up. And so I had to throw up somewhere

and I threw up that bathroom and then everyone got angry at me because I used a disabled bathroom thinking that I was just used for my own use. So I get it. Yeah. I get it, I get it. Sorry, Camel knows.

It's a nightmare. We're trying to get someone on that message saying that they went to scatter their grandmother's ashes but forgot about the wind and where it was blowing. And so they threw them out, and then the wind blew back in their face, and they managed to swallow part of their grandmother. Okay.

Isn't that disgusting? That's a real sentence, Dan. Sarah, good morning. Good morning. Okay, what happened at the memorial? It was actually just as my mother had passed away in the hospital, and not my finest moment. But she was known as a heavy coffee drinker and cigarette after cigarette.

So I thought it would be funny to put a cigarette between her fingers and then the minister walked in. Oh, no. Did I try and explain that shit gag? My grandmother was highly embarrassed. The grandmother was highly embarrassed. Surely the minister saw the funny side. Oh, she would have loved it. Oh, my God.

I'm not sure. I would have loved it. Yeah, mum would have loved it. And that's all that matters. And that's all that matters. That's all that matters. And Jack, our boss has come in. Jack, what happened to you at the memorial?

Good morning, guys. Yeah, this just reminded me. sort of emceived my grandfather's funeral a few years ago. Classic radio thing. Yeah, it is. I know. Yeah, I got paid. Yeah, I got paid.

No, and obviously, like, family member that you care about a lot, it's a hard day and it's emotional, and, you know, you do the best job that you can, and we were kind of working with this lady who was telling me what to do, and at this point you go to this part, and at this point you go to this part, and then got through it, thought I did a pretty good job, and then three days later, she ended.

email me a list of feedback on what I could do better next time. No. At the next funeral. If I ever needed to host another grandparent's funeral. It's just work on your inflections, your eye contact. That's how. Which is a weird thing to kind of emcee a funeral anyway and to kind of lead that. Maybe that's a new rage thing.

Especially because if you were related to the person I get it, if you were a hired gun, you know, and you were a person that was paid for it and she'd be like, oh, next time you do that. But you were like the grandson. That's horrible. What a kick in the gun. Yeah, so that sucks. Did you reply?

No, I think we just ignored her and then didn't pay her or something. Yeah, that's a good way to know. That's good payback. That's good pay her out there. That's crazy. Isn't that? Yeah, so many embarrassing things and shocking things happen at funerals. People are so bold, aren't they?

Yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. All right, we've got three more times that we get to call somebody and take the edge off their life. You can still enter. It's not like the gig is up and the people are chosen. They get chosen every morning and picked up. promos team. So you can still enter TX Edge to 33, 4, 3, 4.

Yeah, and this one's a special one actually we're going through to now. I think so. I think so. A very well deserving person. Yeah, somebody that desperately needs the money for something that is out of their control. Yeah. Great be itge off my life. There it is.

Fireball. Oh, God. Hi. Hi, Jen. I hear you at chemotherapy a few years ago and you say that it ruined your teeth. It did. It's got no enamel on my teeth, so I have had them fixed a couple times, but they actually want to paint them. Oh, yeah. So it costs quite a lot of money, and I hate my teeth.

Oh, my dad. That must be very hard. I'm happy. Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. We're going to give you $400 towards it, so hopefully you can get your smile back. Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much. It's amazing.

You're welcome. How have you been apart from that since then? Yeah, all good. I've just had another clear lot. So, super happy. Yeah, very, very exciting. And now I'll be able to smile properly. Yeah, now you actually be able to show your happiness of feeling better.

Because I'd imagine you'd look in the mirror at your teeth and it's a reminder of that horrible time in your life. So let's get that sorted for you. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're so welcome, Jen. Oh, that's nice. I bought a gift for my mum, which I think is going to go down a real treat. I've sent it to her house.

It is a password journal, which you can get from Casey. if you want to go and get one yourself. It looks like an old school address phone book, if you remember those. You would have had them if you grew up in the 90s, where you used to have a phone that just stayed in your house, not a cell phone, and you would have an address book where you had A&B, and you flick to A&B if you want to call the brets,

or you'd flick down to S if you want to call the Smiths. And it's like that. It's got a list of the alphabet on one side of it you flick open and it says website, password, and like, username. And it's where you keep your passwords, My mum has a notebook where she keeps them all, and they change all the time. And I understand her struggle. Even though we sit there and we go, boomers and technology and passwords and they don't get it,

I'm feeling really frustrated with how often we have to change our passwords. You have to change them what every three months here at work. You've got to have numbers and digits and then change it elsewhere. And special characters as well. I sometimes just sign up for like a website where I want to buy a hair product. Do they make me do an account with like numbers and special digits and stuff? I'm like, oh my God, why does everybody need this? Like, needs now at least eight digits, special characters, numbers, capitals.

It is ridiculous. And then they make you go, you're not a robot by selecting where there's traffic lights and all that stuff. You know, like, then I mean, you're so right, Meg. There's too many passwords for too many websites. It's getting more, obviously, more and more common. I understand why we do it because of cyber security is the way that people are getting hacked, and that's where you lose your livelihoods and stuff. So I know it's important.

But I physically can't remember the amount of passwords. and you sit and go, we'll just have the same one. But then I always go for the easiest one if the website will let me. And then I'll go, I'll move my way up to like, okay, now it needs a capital, now it needs a number. What does you go to, password? I'm not going to tell you that, Cal. Good try that. You know what I blame?

It's always this one person that's ruining it for everyone else. It's those Arabian princes that are emailing, aren't they? You know, those that are like, I've come into money. What? Hello, dear. I don't get these at all. You don't get those? I still get them.

And I don't know. Like, where, how are people remembering these password journals coming in? Is that how you're remembering them? Do you have a certain system? I saw somebody said, I have a current work having to have a passphrase of 18 characters. What? Like, you have to write that down somewhere. Are you putting it in your notes out?

That's an essay every time you're logging to a computer. And then you have to, like, change it every three months and remember the new one. But there must be a way that people are calling these. There must be the best way to do it. I feel like every week or every other week I'm having to reset passwords. Because there's too many. Do you know what pissing me off with about the banking ones? And look, I know again, banking is just trying to keep me safe.

I'll go to my laptop and I'll try and enter my banking. They go, now open your phone and say that it's you. I'm like, I don't have my phone. That's why I'm into my laptop. What do you mean? I don't understand. So how are you looking after your passwords these days? Is the notebook a terrible idea in case she gets broken into and they steal the notebook?

Is that what people are thieves are looking for these days? Or are they still going for jewelry? I don't know. Now I know it's there. I'm going straight for the password notebook. I'm like, where's that? I think she would lose that. She'll lose that, so she won't even know.

Clint, Megan Dan. Talking about passwords, where you have to have a password, like, for everything these days. Everything you ever do. And, like, have you go to. I know that cybersecurity is extremely important. I don't know how everyone's meant to remember these passwords, and I want to know how everybody is doing it. Do you have a notebook?

Do you put it in your notes app? And the passwords, how do you remember them? I saw quite a few. I'm going to go to Abby as well because she does this. Lots of people are using. using song titles or like song lyrics. Is that right, Abby? Yeah, I just do like bits of songs that always get stuck in my head

because I have to do a pastime. That'd be a nightmare because then I would just go, what song was it this month? Oh, Jesus, I think it was role model last month. What is it this song? Do you ever forget the lyrics? No, because I do like OG songs that like are literally always stuck in my head.

Right. What is your favourite song, Abby? No, don't answer that, Abby. Don't answer that. And you're the person that has a work passphrase of 18 characters. How often do you have to change that? Once every few weeks, I think.

It pops up to every go off and I'm just constantly changing it. No wonder. I thought we were bad like three times a year. Every few weeks. Oh, it's a nightmare. So what happens if it needs a number at the end of it? So you'd go, say, for instance, you'd write your passwords under my umbrella Ella Ella A-A-A-A.

And then are you going 69 on the end of that? What are you doing? I'm like, always just got to chuck my lucky number on the end. Oh yeah, you put lucky number. Okay, okay, lucky number's a good one. Lucky numbers are good one. A lot of people saying Meg, they agree with you and your mum. They're getting, and these are young people like Gen Z's getting a password notebook.

Don't let it. He has from the end of the afternoon. This person is a little bit like Abby's saying, I have 20 or so passwords I need for work. And I have to update them every two months. Notebook to the rescue. Another person said lots of passwords written. down in various places, no, so not necessarily in one notebook.

So they're writing them down in places. Oh God, what a nightmare? But you'd be like, which password did I put in which notebook? I see some people are using codes, that they have to remember a code. So they write down the password, but they write it in codes. You have to remember the code that you'd put it in. Oh, my God. So they have to turn their house upside down for their Netflix password.

Okay, let's go to Gavin. Hey, Gavin. Hi, how are you? Hey, how are you remembering passwords these days? Oh, look, I just see me. Brilliant He's like, I'm only going to give you something And then I'm hanging up

He said I sent an email With the site username and password I just do an email search for the site When I need it You're hacked halfway through the call Yeah, maybe Is he there? Are you there Gavin?

Yeah, yeah Yeah Okay Cut out a bit Do you get worried about somebody hacking your emails though because then you've got They've got all your passwords Yeah

Do you know No He's like, oh, shit. Maybe I should have hung up. Oh, well. I think, look, you shouldn't be ashamed by looking at the text, by having a password notebook. I thought this would be a flop,

but it turns out everybody's doing it. So people are using a password app on your iPhone. You can get those in its face ID protected. That's good. What if that gets hacked? I don't know. I feel like there's no good way around it. It's just luck.

Yeah. Best of luck, everyone. Yeah, good luck out there, guys. It's really tricky. And if you're ADHD, you're absolutely got no chance. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Where were you during Labor?

Yeah, what were they doing when you were giving birth? Yeah, Cal, your dad was doing something while you were being birthed. I feel really bad for him because he has never lived this down. It comes up all the time that my mum was about to have me. And it was, you know, taking ages. There was no clear sign that she was about to give birth. And then dad said, oh, okay, I'm just going to whip down, grab a pie. Yeah.

Sounds as I'd do. And he didn't want to go back into the room because he didn't want, you know, across, pie smell to piss off mum and fair enough. So he waited outside. And he was eating this pie and the nurse apparently said, oh, it's going to be ages. And so he's sitting outside eating this pie.

And then he sees me getting pulled out of the room. And he goes, is that my baby? Is that my baby? And then he runs and he goes, being in a house, she goes, go follow him. Get him. That would explain his daddy issues me. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why he's got daddy. I'm a dad. My dad's sorry. I go, a real good dad. All right, you can text in 3, 3, 4, 3 call us, So I 100 the Edge. Always sadly disappointed when we get lots of content for this one, which is happening yet again.

God, it's so good. They come through thick and fast, don't they? Clint, Meg and Dan. We're going straight to phones of what were you, what were they doing? Well, you were in Labor. Summer. Hi, Anne.

Hi, good morning. You were in Labor. What was happening? Oh, I was in Labor for about, two days and it was just a really long, had to be induced, and I, obviously it was a long time in there, so my partner was getting a bit bored and he started sipping on the gas, yeah, and then by the time it was time for me to push, the gas was empty, there was nothing there. Yeah.

Oh my God. I had to push it out natural, yeah. If I was you, I would have got up, kicked him in the balls, and then go, I hope that helps the gas. Yeah. Like, that is unforgivable. Yeah, while I was delivering, though, they said, you know, get at the end of your feet. So he's pushing my leg and he ended up facilitating my pelvis.

So I couldn't even get him in the balls. Are you still together? Shut up, somebody. He didn't. I feel like you would, like, that would be grounds for leaving him. Oh, my God. I actually feel woozy at the idea of that. So I know what he's doing.

He's trying to, like, because it's like, pressure and stuff is like you get to push. And it's like, it helps. And then he pushed you. Yes, help. Yeah. Yeah. So you're still together? Yeah, yeah.

We are not. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice. Wow, okay, I don't know if I get much worse than that. Morning, this is a fake name, Sophie. Hi, good morning.

Morning, Sophie. What was your partner doing, or what were they doing while you were in labour? He was having an affair with my mum. you are making it up I think I misheard you you were giving birth sorry one more time

yeah no I was in labour he was having an affair with my mum this is perhaps the most shocking thing I've ever heard on this segment so wait so let's

okay back up the truck so did he know it was your mum I'm sorry I'm trying to find anything out did so okay hold in the second how did you find out that it happened

I didn't find out for a while later and that he had been like they'd been having an affair for a few months and I found like I found messages on his phone Okay like I'm obviously he's a scumbag Let's take him out of the equation But your mum

Having an affair And she knew you were giving birth and you were pregnant Yes Do you still talk to that B? Yes No, you don't. How have you forgiven her? Just push it down.

It's really not healthy. No, it's not. Oh my God, you poor thing. Sophie, you deserve so much more from the people around you in your life that should love you endlessly and only want good from you. I am flawed that a mother could do that to their kids. Did she give you a reason and excuse? Did she try to explain? It was really, like, it really wasn't a good, like, there's never a good excuse.

but like, yeah, there was nothing. Yeah, the excuse was like pathetic. Wow. I'm dumbfounded by this. They don't, you're not with your partner anymore, are you? No. Okay, but you're still talking to mum, and she's not with him anymore? No.

And so how long did the relationship last after the fact? Yeah. I just note that this obviously was not a great relationship, but we were, and I have to laugh about it now. Wow. because otherwise I'd try. Yeah, of course. But, yeah, we were together for a few more years after that.

And what finally ended when he got another girl pregnant. Oh, my God. Sophie. This guy. You deserve some, your mom doesn't deserve you at all. Like, that's just the tip of the Arctic. Yeah, well, they don't deserve your forgiveness. I hope you have good friends that are bitter to you than they are.

Holy cow. Yeah, I'm very lucky. Can I just say you are one strong woman? Yeah, hell yeah. That you went through that whole thing, having a new baby. You found out your mother is against you. Your partner's not there. My mother's not there.

Neither of the people that should be most looking up for you. Yeah, the two people. The two people you think would be there for you in this time is they're just completely gone. Unbelievable. One of the most incredible stories I've ever heard. I'm going to say it. Wow. Oh, I just want to go.

Just to, like, add a bit more. Come on. Keep going. When I was eight months pregnant, I found out that his really good friend, who had another boyfriend at the time, actually gave birth to his baby as well. I mean, it doesn't surprise me. Who is this? Can we go and beat him up?

Sorry, but, like, what is this man? I hope he just lives. Who is this, like, this guy that's just able to, like, get with everybody? What is he do? What does he do that makes this happen with women? I... Narcissism. He's a manipulator.

He's a narcissist. He's a nasty evil piece of work. And so was your mum. But quite the lover, apparently. Oh, my goodness me. Sophie, thank you so much for chatting to us this morning. I just can't even... I don't think I'm ever going to recover from knowing that.

This is one of those moments where you want a name in shame, eh? but you can't unfortunately. Well, that is the most crazy story I think I've ever heard. That was insane. Let's just play a song and... Where is my husband? Oh, God, perfect song to go into. Let that sink in.

Oh, my God. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. You would have heard that we had three minutes to fill a trolley, sorry, in the Warehouse Club. Trolley Takeover, me, you and Clint, Dan. You could have entered, I think, all week. And if you want to feel like a VIP, join Warehouse Club. get sweet perks like club prizes and prices, sorry, early

access to events and awesome competitions and we did very well with that trolley grab. If you say so yourself Meg, I believe we did. I think it was the best trolley grab in trolley grab history. Yeah, and somebody is about to win everything that we grabbed in the three minutes. I'm going to call them now.

This is the best prize. I mean, we've given away a lot of stuff on the show recently. This is probably one of the better ones. It's like everything you could ever need and want. And some. Entertainment will obviously go through the prizes once we get this person on. But like, you're right. So many grounds covered.

Hello. Emma, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. This is Meg, Dan, Cal. We are here to tell you that you are the official winner of the incredible amazing. If we do say, I saw ourselves trolley grab that we did with the warehouse club. Woo!

Oh, my God. Do you already hear what you've won? I've got the list in front of me. Oh, my God. gone. Okay, sit down, Emma, because it's a long, long list. Okay, here we go. Emma, you have one. A PS5 slim console 1 terabyte, a Von 55 inch 4K, ultra-hdhudrude, Google Smart TV, a Von Pulse IPX5 portable speaker, a power wave core wireless will control it for

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We've also got the warehouse mobile bundle and prime. We've got the whole range of a quarter of Thorne and roses, the books. We've got the shadow on sunset, apparently. We've got Barbies,

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but a hair straightener, we can keep going. Okay, we could, we probably stop there, but these are people. I'm so jealous of Emma right now. That sounds like we emptied out, the warehouse. It's all yours, Emma. I am literally in tears right now. Yeah.

Yay, Emma. Is it just you? Do you have some people in your family that are going to be excited about this too? Yeah, I can imagine. Who's that? Oh, my gosh. And you know what? Can I just say, guys, I have been a long-time listener.

And this is the first time I've ever gotten to pull back on. You know, about anything. What a prize in it. It's going to be, honestly, like Christmas morning going through everything that you have just won. It is an incredible, incredible prize pack. I'm so excited. Yeah, and thanks so much to Warehouse Club for letting us do that because it was so much fun. Every time we do a trolley grab, it is honestly high intensity because it is very stressful, but so much fun.

I can't believe you guys got all of that in three minutes. We did very well. We can't believe it either. Oh my God. You guys are amazing. We're just going to watch the video. Yeah, on the video of us doing it. Is that where I was wheezing around the warehouse?

I think that's been cut down as well. So you'll have to, like, have a really good look when it all gets delivered to your house, okay? Oh, my goodness. Thank you guys so much. You guys have just made our morning. Oh, we love you. Enjoy. Oh, my gosh.

That's so exciting for her. And how they'll just be watching the video and trying to pick out all the little things that they get. I can't believe how big that list was. You know, if you want to feel like Emma, like a VIP, join Warehouse Club now. So many perks. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

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