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Episode Date: June 5, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast! Start your morning with the latest in music and celeb news, recaps of their daily lives, and witty banter like you’ve never heard. This episode kicks off with the hosts discussing their week, including their experiences at the radio awards and a candid talk about confidence slumps. Listen to Meg's unique birthday surprise, some of the funniest mistaken song lyrics, and a dive into quirky business ideas. Plus, don’t miss out on the latest new music and the developing tension between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. 00:00 Introduction to the Podcast00:47 Morning Banter and Personal Stories02:24 Throwback Music and Nostalgia06:00 Radio Awards Recap08:26 Guess the Fart and Podcast Group09:27 Brand Collaborations and Celebrity Gossip12:52 Books by Boomers: Controlling Men18:43 Misheard Song Lyrics29:52 Confidence Slump Discussion38:36 Weekly Highlights and Low Lights42:38 The $10,000 Challenge42:50 Meghan's Misunderstood Sayings43:44 Creative New Sayings47:01 Pet Wine: A Unique Business Idea50:47 Listeners' Unique Business Ventures54:04 The Edge 10K Easy Money Game56:31 Dan's Sky Tower Adventure57:27 Prank Call: Business Class Upgrade01:05:02 Listener Highlights from 202401:11:49 New Music Friday01:20:04 Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump

Some podcasts educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content, preparing the latest in music and celeb news,

restocking the prize cupboard and sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee. Fasten your seatbelt. And turn up your radio. Because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning, it's one to six on your Friday. End of the short week.

Yeah, it feels like a regular length week now though, doesn't it? Mm. Feels like we did five. Yeah, oh but have we got to the end of it, guys? We did, oh we're here. If you're driving to work, it's the last day before two days off.

Unless you don't work the normal week. Yeah, but you know what? Then it's just a Monday and you've got a week, you know? And then there'll be a Friday with X Wednesday. I saw a message from you Meg, early this morning, saying you were up with your daughter between 12 a.m. and 2.45 a.m. And Dan love-hearted it.

Thank you Dan, that's so nice. Bless you, you got on you for looking after your daughter. We had a long night actually, we had the radio awards last night and I think I went to bed at about 10 even though I left pretty early afterwards. The funny thing is we had the radio awards and Meg went home first but ended up being the only one that had an ornida. Yeah, yeah. Somehow, somehow. But I love how me and the producers put like, oh, that's like a sad emoji, and Dan's like, ha ha, laughing. Love that for you.

Thank you so much. No, I did love, like sending love, you know, like thinking of you. Like a care. Oh, I thought it was like, I love that you were awake for two and a half hours in the middle of the night. Well, what would you send as an emoji to as a reply to it? Me and everyone else just did what I said,

like a sad emoji crying face. Oh, okay. You know, like emotional. I love it that you look after your kid. Well, me and everyone else just did what I said, like a sad, like sad emoji crying face. Oh, okay. You know like emotional. I love it that you look after your kid. Oh, right, yeah. Anyway. Sounded like you loved that she was awake

for two and a half hours in the middle of the night. Put it this way, Meg, you don't look like you've had a night out. I bet I don't. I bet I don't, please. Ha ha ha ha. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh.

Oh, I found her, Dan, I found her. We're about to jump into the 6am throwback. Felt you Friday, get you excited for the weekend that's not too far away and Dan threw out a real curveball. I don't know why, I'm sure you're going to tell me in just a sec, but Dan when we were robbed as kids, well like as a family, I remember they took like all of mum and dad's CDs.

There must have been like seven. Oh like genuinely, like actually robbed. I thought you meant like figuratively. No and I think they must have taken like 60 Dad's CDs. There must have been like seven. Oh, like genuinely, like actually robbed. I thought you meant like figuratively. No, and I think they must have taken like 60 or 70 CDs. And so back then there were 30 bucks a CD. So you can imagine how much the insurance company gave us to replace them. So Mum and Dad let me and my brother

choose like five CDs each. Oh, and I'm guessing I know where this is going. And this was one of the other ones. This was one of them, okay. Well, the good thing is, this was back in 1998 so we're going back many many years the band Bewitched scored their first number one with Say La Vie. Oh I had rollercoaster. This song. Oh this is a spicy throwback. Now this is a good one. I look at this website every

day to find the thing you know like it's called a day in music so it's either that or the other option is similarly here Michael Jackson announced he was breaking all ties with Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know what song would do for that one. It's a tough one. I don't think I can play any of hisogue. Do you know another real throwback, but there's no tie whatsoever to playing this except the Radio Awards last night. It was a backing track that was used by our very own DJ Sean Hill, who was looking after the music. And he played stereo Grand Walkie Talkie. It's a good song. Also, New Music Friday today, we're getting new music, although it's probably not old

enough, but what was her first song? Rita Ora? God, she's underrated. I know, so I was trying to think about what her first track was that came out because she's got another track out today, it's not her best. Well, that's a shame. Sorry about that. She's so underrated, her new song's a big crap.

It's a big crap, I was really excited. Well, I feel like we can't talk all about The Witch and then just like absolutely just. Yeah I think we've got to play The Witch. Even though it's got to happen. So what 27 years old today? Yeah 1998 you do the math. Yeah I did. Yeah 27. Thanks Clint, Meg and I wouldn't do it. Thanks Clint, my best friend. Number one in the music charts 27 years ago, 1998. And then I just don't know, what'd they do after that album? I think they tried to do stuff Clint sadly.

Were they two sisters or two lesbians? No I think they were like four of them. I thought they were just mates. Dan had the posters up. Yeah just assuming it's in lifestyle. Are you thinking about Tattoo? Oh Tattoo that's right they were two lesbians. Two lesbians all the things you said all you said. That's right they were cool. Oh lesbians are. I think they and then you had the Veronica's who were two twin sisters. They were the sisters not the lesbians. But they're not lesbian. Yeah. Right. It's confusing.

British Girl? I was going to say one of them was a lesbian. Oh yes. The Veronica's. One of them was with... Um, Jessie... Ruby Rose. That's right.

There you go. See, you can see where I'm getting confused and messed up. Yeah, okay. You know? But yeah, all great singers, great artists. The Veronica's had some bangers as well, didn't they? Like, Bewitched had a couple of hits. Yeah, they had Rollercoaster if you remember this.

Maybe this is good. Remember? This is one of their top two or three. I feel like they had three. You couldn't say they were one hit wonder because they had another hit. Yeah. I had Radio Awards last night. What time did everyone pull up and get home into bed?

I was in bed at 10. My husband picked me up and then we went and got Burger King. Oh, I got McDonald's! Hey, he wanted McDonald's. I said no Burger King, but better vegetarian range. What did you do? I ended up just lime scootering back to my car and drove home. Just drove home. All three losers. Yeah. Three three losers. Yeah.

Three real losers. Yeah, I didn't really get stuck into the beers. I did that thing I was about to leave, like much earlier than I did, like 8.30. And as I'm leaving, just, I got caught by an old edgy. Oh, which one, which one? He's a wicked Marty. Oh, Marty.

He's now over at Flavour. Yeah. And I just was chatting to him, and I was like three metres from the door, and I wanted to say hi to him, it was cool but then all of a sudden Nepia and Webgirl Bella ended up being like where are you going? Come on one more and so I ended up being dragged back into the park. Plus you've got the most rubber arm eh. I did laugh when we all said we'll just go home afterwards and then I saw a picture of

Clinton Nepia with a beard and I was like that lasted two seconds. Just Carl, what about you? Well, I just ghosted out at like nine, got Wendy's on the way home. But it was- Couldn't we have it all the way? Done the Stry Fecta? I would've KFC when I got home too. All we need is a Carl's Junior.

I saw, cause Clint, you were saying, oh no, I won't have a big night, I'm not gonna have a big night, blah, blah, blah. I saw Bella at about 8.45 and she comes up to me, she goes, Carl, I'm nearly there, I've gotta keep Clint out, he's gonna stay out all night with me. Get it, Bella.

Good girl. I think she probably pushed the boat out more than all of us, but she doesn't have to start till seven. Oh, I told her to. I sent her a message and said, go hook up with someone or vomit into a handbag. You know, have a good night. Celebrate.

That's normally middle management, Phippsie's job. I know, I know. I thought somebody's gonna take over the role. Oh no, no, don't speak about the time that Phippsie vomited in a handbag, Clint. He's management now. That's my favourite story. Sorry, it's like, it's why he won't be Prime Minister.

Because he covered for me, because I was the one other person that threw up that night everywhere in the club and nobody talks about it because Phippsie did a worse throw up. No, you bless him. Bless him. And congratulations, team. We won an award for, was it best podcast, Guess the Fart? Oh yes, no, Bella was in the audience right next to me and took a photo of the stage when

it came out with podcast awards and photoshopped that we won Guess the Fart. Unfortunately she did it too well and now everyone thinks that's real. Yes, no we didn't win anything. No, nothing. Not a single award. I'm sure you know what Guess the Fart is, but if you don't, on a Friday at the end of our OnlyFans podcast... Kind of self-explanatory. Yeah, everyone tries to guess what the fart will sound like and one of us does a fart.

Yeah. And I think that that sort of explains why we didn't win anything. Yeah. But amazing that people in our Facebook group... Bless them. Bless them. ...actually thought we won an award for Guess the Fart. And they were so happy for us. Yeah, if you want to be in that exclusive podcast group as well, just text FAM to 3343. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, we just troll you.

Yeah, yeah. It's probably us just trolling you. Well, it's one of those jokes you think, oh, that's obvious. No one's going to think that's real. And then they totally did. But now we are thinking of entering it next year. Like the scientific podcast award or something. Yeah, that time we made you wear the gas mask.

And then one of us can't remember who farted down the tube into your face. Try, stop Carl, producer Carl, from entering the taste of 5,000 into the best scientific podcast. Okay, again, that needs a bit of explanation, but we don't have time. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.

Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Okay, Clint, I actually will get you to do a few guesses. So it's not a gag guess where it's like Colgate or Blackmagic, Fake Tan. What is a brand that if you got to work with them, I feel like you'd be over the moon? You've got to think big too. This is an American brand. It's not... Can I guess? Like a Tom Ford? Harley Davidson. Oh yeah!

Now I think you're more on the right sort of page, Dan. It's not that big a thing. It's not like Clint would be designing a motorcycle. Disney Cruises. He wouldn't know where to start. I know. I wouldn't buy that. And if the handlebars on the back, they'd be like, Clint, you've absolutely ballsed this up.

Okay. Bruno Mars has partnered with them. Okay. That changes things. So what do Okay, Bruno Mars has partnered with them. Okay. That changes things. So what do you think Bruno Mars has done that Clint Renna will be like, I would love to do that? Anything in there? Like a brand that he's partnered up with or a product.

Brand, it is a brand, but it's more likely a product that you'll be thinking of. Final guess. And it's not a gag. I don't know, well, no, to us it would well, no, no, no, the Stenson cowboy hat. Oh yeah, love it. Do you know, I went to buy one of those for my 40th. Do you know how expensive they are? They're really expensive. Bruno Mars has partnered with them to launch his own cowboy hat. Oh man. The Bruno Mars exclusive Stenson. We were backstage with our mate when he was over here.

Teddy Swims. Teddy Swims. And he had one on and I was like oh my god I want to find out where he got that hat and it was so beautiful and then he was in the crowd and he just threw it out to some little girl like in his second to last song. He's probably got a stack of them backstage. I know it takes a certain person to be able to pull off a cowboy hat and for them to look normal. You know, like I couldn't do it. I must say with Bruno's, have a good look at it boys. Do you think he's added extra height? Because he's a little man.

I thought it looked a touch high. Yeah, it's a bit high, isn't it? It almost looks... remember when... was it Pharrell? Yeah, Pharrell. Who wore that oversized hat many years ago? Why do tall hair? Because Bruno Mars is rather short. Do you think Bruno is going to move into the country space along with everyone else at the moment? He's 1.6 centimetres.

Um... Oh. Yeah, very short. Little fella. Um... Oh, short hair. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. I think he'd nail it, are we over it? Maybe. But I think he'd still do an incredible job of it.

I've spoken about the whole country thing, like pop artists doing country. I think it was for a while cool, and now just everybody's jumping on that bandwagon. Also, maybe unpopular opinion, but if I owned Stenson, I'd be looking to get like a Post Malone. Not like a Bruno Mars. Maybe they already have him. Well, if you would with Stetson, how would you feel? Yeah, just as equally- Oh, no, Stetson, no, you're right, thank God.

Oh, look at that. I was like, have I been saying the hat wrong all my life? You've been saying it wrong, man. I've been saying it wrong, Stetson. So that's fine, Clem, you're still in. Yeah, I mean, maybe, you're right, maybe Post Malone now doing country and he rocks the cowboy hat.

Yeah, I just feel like maybe that's a better collab than someone who does effectively like pop R&B. Yeah, very funny, but he also has major gambling debt. Right. So, so, he'll take in anything he's got. He'll be more likely to do a brand deal with the Post Malone. And Stinson, if you want to be a brand person for them, they're golf balls named after a famous golfer. That's where I'm getting confused.

Are you or something? Imagine when I get the email and I'm like, oh my god, so excited. Find out it's for golf balls. All right, hey, Books by Boomers is up next. What decade are we going to for this book? 60s. 1960s, right.

60s for this one, and this one I need all my boys in the room,, Nipia, Dan and Clint I need you to answer a question or whether it's true or not Have a think about what you think is the most effective method known of controlling men To control other men? Other men If you're a woman Oh and it's not what you think it is I was gonna be like is it like

Clint's gonna say boobies Yeah Actually it's kind of what you think it is. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boob. Quickly becoming one of my favourite things. I'm not sure about yours Dan. No I love it too. Yeah I know you love it a lot Clint so I'm just I'm never gonna compete with you you know I'm I'm second to you. This is a very exciting segment. Okay. Has its own intro. It does. I'm waiting for it. Yes, here it is.

Books by Booms. This one is from the 60s. I need feedback from all men in the room. Please hand them me a note if you're listening. Is this true? Something I have truly just learnt? Let me read you from the book. So it's from the 1960s. 1960s it's called Any Woman Can, it's basically about any woman trying to get a sexual fulfillment and a man in her life. And the photo of the man on the back wrote it. He looks like your stereotypical man from the 60s. If you can imagine that. Thick rimmed glasses.

Yeah, it's him. Yeah. Okay. Ahem. Food, specifically milk, is the most effective method known of controlling men. Really? I hate milk.

The closer food or feeding situation approaches his earliest experiences unconscious emotional power it exerts. If a woman wants to make her sorry if a woman wants to make herself indispensable to a man she can pull out all stops and unleash the ultimate weapon milk. Sounds like he's got a finish. Whether the man gets it from mother, a cow, a camel, or a goat, milk leaves an indelible impression graved on every man's brain.

When mother gave him the breast, she gave love and affection. Milkshakes, ice cream, soft drinks, beer, even alcoholic beverages carry the theme that his mother's milk is there throughout his day. He's having it. He's taking the person. Wait, wait, what is this? how are you giving us the milk? Like what are you giving us?

Are you giving it to us in milkshake form topless? No, why do you even mention topless? Is this a real book? Is he taking the piss? I'm not, this is true. But how does he suggest serving up milk when we're gonna just be weak? I feel like you're getting trolled

from a dead man from the 60s. I'm not! Here we go. This one, this one feels false. If you're a professional athlete, please let me know. It is why so many professional athletes still drink four more glasses of grade A straight from a cow. Do they? I've never heard of that.

Imagine Usain Bolt having four glasses of milk before a race. Maybe that's how. Get a stitch. But straight from the cow as well. If a woman can establish herself as the provider of milk via breasts, she is unlikely to be displaced by any other female competitor. You can have nice legs, bright conversation, and turn the head of most men, but not the one who's women supplies milk.

He's drinking straight from there. No I think he's just talking about it's relating to boobs. I was literally saying hi to someone in the radio industry last night, we haven't seen in a long time and I hugged her and she goes, oh don't hug me too tight I'm gonna start leaking because she's just had another baby. And I wasn't like damn girl. Did that not turn you on? I'm so sorry and I let her go and then I checked my shirt to make sure I didn't like, damn girl. No, did that not turn you on? I'm so sorry. And I let her go and then I checked my shirt

to make sure I didn't have any on me. If you said damn girl, that would have been very bad anyway. One final thing to add on. If she's at a stage, if the woman is at a stage where she wants a man to marry her, all she has to do is inject enough milk or milk symbols into their relationship. You are getting told, Meg.

This man is dead and he knew that one day. This is what he said. On every occasion they are together, she must provide him with milk in some form. She should serve it just the way he likes it. After all, that's the way his mother served his beverage. Okay. Ice cream is a fine substitute.

The most effective ice cream, though, is one that she makes with her own hands. Remember, mother made all her milk herself. Producer Cow, producer Neeps. Anything? I feel like this is more euphemism than anything else for boobs. That's how you control men.

You think he's saying boobs? Yeah, I think you take it a step back and go where the milk comes from. Is it boobies? Oh, like straight from the tap? Yeah. Rather than talking about all this like milkshake and ice cream.

I genuinely- I'd rather see boobs than my wife delivering me some ice cream in a bowl. A thousand percent. Well he's saying that all I need to do is show milk symbols in every single stage of when we're together and he will fall in love with me. Sorry what happened to just respecting women hey? You know and just thinking that you know milk is milk. I do like the odd Lewis Road I'll be honest chocolate milk. Well you do like a creamery. Yeah, yeah. But I will not, I hate normal milk. Yuck.

Give me a cow that dispenses Lewis Road and I'll be straight into it. Maybe it was different in the 60s, maybe it was like a scarcity of it. You know, so if you go to like a, I don't know, a glass of milk, you're like, where the hell did you get that from, babe? Like a sign of wealth in the 60s or something,

just having heaps of milk. Okay, okay, he does go on to say, most men are drawn to large breasts. There we go. Right, you got me now. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, I know. I'm like back-end.

Alright. Because they mean more milk! No! It's not! There's nothing to do with the milk! The correlation is gone! It's the fact you cover them up all the time and we just get curious. Okay, anyway.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Tell us some of the third song lyrics, which is my mum's favorite thing. And you're right Meg, it was her birthday yesterday, so she should have done this yesterday. Happy birthday Christine. Yeah. I don't think she's listening. She's on her way to the airport to piss away my inheritance in Amsterdam for about four weeks. Is that the only reason she's going there?

Yeah, yeah. There's a bridge you do it off or something. Yeah, yeah. You go to Amsterdam, you just off or something. Yeah, yeah, you just go to Amsterdam, you just stroll your cash that your children are waiting to inherit. Yeah, I think they're doing a cruise or something, just enjoying their retirement. They're in that stage that we all plan for. Yeah, that we all hoping to have one day. That's what KiwiSaver's for, guys.

Pissing it off a bridge in Amsterdam. Yeah. Also, just quickly on on this we were talking about edibles and how it's all obviously legal over there mum goes yes I am actually looking forward to trying some of that. Oh what are you? Oh John will be all over it too. Oh yeah he will. I love that they're living their life though. And I said you gotta be careful because I had some friends go to Amsterdam and they were like ah we'll just get two cookies and then the person behind the counter said,

are you sure you don't want to share one? That's the warning. He should have gone, hold on, why is the guy who makes them recommending that? I've had exactly the same with Friends Clint, where I've had friends go over who weren't, it wasn't their first time. You know, it's not like they were amateurs.

And it was a very, very, very bad experience. They couldn't find their hotel. It was like they were amateurs. And it was, yeah, very, very, very bad experience. They couldn't find their hotel. It was like they were lost overseas. They went and ate a cookie each underneath a tree. And then all of a sudden they started to suck to the ground. And he said, we couldn't get up off the grass. And he thought they were just gonna die under this tree because they couldn't move.

It's like locals mustn't see it in that way. Yeah, that is. They're gonna see John and Christine stuck to the grass somewhere. I'm saying we're gonna die! Anyway, she loves the Mised song lyric and I've started to be served these on Instagram and a lot of them I'm like, oh, I haven't seen that before.

So this one is Mumford and Son song, Little Lion Man. This one says, your boner stands alone amongst the wreck. Braces wasted in your face, your boner stands alone among the wreck. This is just a bunch of just like awful decks and your boner's just like still standing. I mean I can sort of hear it. Braces wasted in your face, your boner stands alone among the wreck. That's a reach. You're around or just in general? For you maybe. Okay and then there's this one from Nelly Furtado, Turn Off The Light where she talks about how she licked her bum the other day. I think it's magical when it's wild

I looked up at who the other girls were That's a good one! I don't even know what she's trying to say so it fits Yeah, she just licked the bum and told us all about it I was like, good for you! Good on her! I looked up at who the other girls were Yeah, next you're admitting it, Nellie? Yeah, yeah, I mean, hey Who's? Yeah

Some people are really into that stuff Producer Neeps has got one as well from an artist from way back. Yeah. Leona Lewis yeah? Yeah yeah she loves bananas apparently. What's the actual lyric? The misheard lyric? Oh the misheard lyric. I love a banana? Oh you call me a banana. You call me a banana. All right. You call me a banana. Instead of you cut me open and I. You call me a banana. I prefer that one. You call me a banana. Chris Martin from Coldplay was feeling the fear

in his enemy's ass. I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemies eyes. Some say you can feel the fear. Yeah, as well. Okay, what do you want to add to the list? It's been so long since we've done this. There must be like a new back catalogue of misheard song lyrics that maybe you've got a favourite for.

Mm. Oh, 800 The Edge. We'll sort you out with a voucher to go spin in store at Zed. If you can pitch one that becomes our favourite. We are talking Miss Hered song lyrics this morning. Some of those are my mum's favourite. She said we haven't done it in a very long time and then I stumbled across a few.

This one being my favourite about how Nelly Furtado, we didn't realise all this, all those years ago I was talking about how she licked a bum the other day. Look at this magical world it's wild and it's free. All those years ago I was talking about how she licked a bum the other day. It's so clear. It's just so clear. It's such a weird admission. It's so immature. Isn't that funny?

Yeah. There's a few that are coming through. Some of them are a stretch too because we've been trying to find them and we're like, no it doesn't. But I appreciate the people who are, you know. Apparently the song... By Duffy, Begging You For Mercy. Apparently it sounds like she's been begging you for birdseed.

Birdseed, yeah. Yeah, it's a good pigeon scene. Yeah, it's a good pigeon theme tune or something. Bird Seed and Release Me, it does feel like it's coming from an actual bird's point of view. Another one was Celine Dion as well, a very famous song, My Heart Will Go On, but apparently she's talking about hot dogs are good Yeah it does. When you hear it you can't un-hear it. Alright there's some goodies that are coming through but the problem is like some people are picking very specific parts of songs that we're frantically trying to get like they were each year in one

thinking he was gay or coming out in his latest song, As He's Am. Have you seen that one? Oh really? Hey gogge, show me how to move like a bottom. But apparently it's show me how to move like the water. So I don't understand how the water and the bottom, a bottom would sound similar, but we'll do a bit of a dig and we'll see if we can find it

and pull it up for you. Have you got it there, Neeps? Oh yeah, cool, cool, let's take a listen. So what do they think it is? Show me how to move like a bottom. How do you move like a bottom? What do you mean? You just probably like you don't move too much if you don't. I'm imagining twerking that's what I'm imagining probably like you don't move too much if you're I'm imagining twerking that's what I'm imagining. Yeah you don't move too much if you're a bottom. I think you're just there. Clint, Megan, Dan. We were just talking about some song lyrics and Chris has one more for us before we move on.

Morning Chris. Oh hold on. Sorry. The phone's not going? Try that. There you go Chris, you there? I am. Yeah he is. What do you got for us bro? Sorry. Phone's not going? Try that. There you go, Chris. See there? I am. There he is. What do you got for us, bro? It's a song called APT.

Oh yeah. Who's that by? Rosé Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars and Rosé or something. Yeah. We've heard this before. What do you reckon it is? Yeah.

I bust out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. I've heard I popped out my it is? Yeah, I bust out my tit. I've heard I popped out my tit. Really? Yeah. I popped out a tit.

I popped out a tit. I've never heard that but now you hear it. It's meant to be a patapata, which means apartment, I believe. Yeah. No. OK, thank you, Chris. We have Ruben. Hey, Ruben.

Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. All right, what do you got for Mr. Song lyric? We have the Sally song, when the wine runs out. Yeah. In the line, in the line before it said,

harder than a beaver. Harder than a beaver? Oh, I think it's meant to be fever. Okay, here we go. Here we go again, I'm harder than a beaver. Hmm. That's not the right bit.

That's not the right bit. Hold on, Producer Neeps is just dropping it in. It better be good. Orange? Oh yeah, here we go. No. You missed the exact wrong one. You missed a bit.

Harder than a beaver. I think that's one of those ones that rhymes. Yeah. But it's not quite there. Yeah. It's not quite there. Get out of here. Get out of here, Ruben.

Wasting our time. We're supposed to be giving away $10,000. Come on, people are waiting. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. Let's get into it. 30 seconds. Megalovania, you're up. You're up.

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You must give her 10 answers, starting with that letter. No repeated words. You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back to it. Playing this morning is Courtney from Crush Church. Hey Courtney. Hello. There she is.

Hello, hello. Hey Courtney. Hey, do you play along at home? Good morning. Have you heard this before? Um, absolutely. I feel like I'm the queen of it off-air, but on-air I know it's just a completely different story.

Yeah, you're one of those people that goes, god, they were useless, I could do better. Let's see. Absolutely, always. Your letter this morning is K. Say it back to me. K. K. K. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Here we go.

Good luck, court. Okay, I'm ready. A chocolate. Capri. Something in the kitchen. Oh, she's done. I think she's done. You're the queen of what? How many people in your kingdom is it just you? This has been the definition of a joking situation. Which also doesn't sound okay.

Oh my god guys, I was scared. Oh, Courtney. I'm so sorry. You okay? Normally I just keep going, but I couldn't even. I was like, if we keep going, everyone knows including Courtney, we're done. Oh man, Courtney, you came in so confident

and you couldn't have failed better. Oh, I love it. Oh, I'm sorry for letting the team down guys. No, you didn in so confident and you couldn't have failed better. Oh, I love it. Oh, I'm sorry for letting the team down. No, you didn't let us down. All right, well, you can be the queen in it again at eight this morning and play with somebody else. Yeah. Even though you lost, you've made my day, Courtney.

Yeah, it's actually one of my favourite goes. At Easy Money, Courtney from Christchurch, we will remember you. Hey, chocolate. Cadbury. God bless Courtney. What if she said, Kit Kat? Kit Kat, yeah, Kit Kat Surprise.

Oh yeah, Kit Kat. That's a tricky one. No, it's not that tricky. I would have said Cadbury. There's a couple there. Okay. Clint. Megan Tan.

I wouldn't say we're going to put our serious pants on, but maybe like serious jorts? Yeah, serious jorts. Yeah, they're not full pants. Yeah. I wanted to just know as well if anybody else has experienced this. We were talking about it briefly yesterday, weren't we, Meg? Yeah.

About, I'll be honest, I've been a little bit down recently in my life, and I think it happens to everybody, you know? I think you go through peaks and troughs in your life where you have energy. Yeah, very normal. And then you sort of, I've found in the last, I'd say go through peaks and troughs in your life where you have energy. Very normal. I've found in the last, I'd say probably two to three weeks, I've just found I've got no energy. I feel like I've lost confidence in a lot of stuff that I would have confidence in in everyday life.

I've found that I've kind of been second guessing myself a lot. And just generally just feeling down, like not positive about anything and people Listen going well Dan's not the most positive person anyway But I think generally I am in real life like when I'm at home and stuff with my wife I'm I'm pretty positive, but I found myself lacking confidence and so many aspects of my life like down to just very simple decisions like Deciding what we're having for dinner, deciding what I'm gonna buy. You feel like you need others opinions.

And I'm constantly asking for opinions and asking for affirmation from people. When previously I would like to say that I'm a fairly confident person. And I was doing a lot of googling over the weekend about it and because it's sort of throwing me a little bit and it gets into this you sort of vicious circle where you kind of spiral and then it gets worse and worse because you lose confidence from that and apparently it is a very common thing called a confidence slump and it happens to most people people and it's a normal thing to happen where you kind of you just lose confidence in its own competence and it's only for a temporary

amount of time. Right, so I'm looking at it as almost like not as bad as depression, but just like confidence in your series. It's not as serious as that. It's just not trusting yourself, right? I totally understand the feeling of like, even though you should be able to make this decision,

you need like three or four or five other opinions to make sure that it's the right thing to do. I feel very, I can relate to that heart. But not confidence in how you carry yourself and how you're, you know, when you're just not, I don't know, you don't like your haircut or your clothes don't sit as well as they used to and you're feeling, I'm physically not as confident.

It's not that, it's just more not being able to go about life confident and making decisions. Yeah, and I think you'd be forgiven for thinking it was like, oh, he's not confident about his looks, not confident about, it's not really that at all. And it's a strange thing. And I did a lot of Googling, Google suggests, you know, you need to give yourself positive affirmations,

focus on the small wins, all that kind of thing. But I reckon that sort of shit's easier said than done. You know, like you always get that advice and you're kind of like, but if I'm in this slump. Yeah, gratitude journals are great. Meg, you're a great advocate of that, eh? I haven't done that in a long time. I need to get back into it myself.

My husband has one as well, that you write something at the end of every day, one to three things. I think normally it's just one thing if you have a bad time of one positive thing that happened that day. You will be able to find it. Even on a really, really bad day,

you will be able to find out whether something terrible happened to you. You'll find support from somewhere. And once you start to find it, even on a really, really bad day, you will be able to find it, whether something terrible happens to you, you'll find support from somewhere. And once you start looking for it, it's that thing like when you say, if somebody says to you, man, there's a lot of blue cars out today, and suddenly you'll find yourself, your brain will be looking for blue cars

so it confirms you're right. Your brain always wants to be correct, always. So if you're telling it the good things to look out for, it will want to help you do that. But if you're telling it the good things to look out for, it will want to help you do that. But if you're telling it the negative of, I'm so unlucky, I can't do this, I need help all the time, then it will confirm that for you too. Yeah, I'd love to know,

because that is such great advice, and I think if anybody has been in this that is listening right now, maybe you didn't even know it was defined as a confidence slump, but it's ringing true to you. Yeah, right. Oh, 800 The Edge will text through to 3343. What, like, are you still in it?

Are you out of it now? And if so, how did you get out of it? Because I'd love to know. There's always such, you know, varied advice online. It'll be different for every person, but there may be common themes amongst people who've found their self in a confidence slump, like, give this a go.

It works for me. And you'd always give something a go if it worked for them. Who knows, could work for you as well. Okay, let us know if you can relate. Oh my God, yeah, I'm out of it now and this is why. We were doing Dan's Google history yesterday, which is always a laugh going through some of the things Dan Googles.

And then one of them was confidence slump, which isn't as hilarious. And we thought, hey, we can have fun on the show, but also when there is something serious going on, we should be able to talk about it. And so where are you at the moment in your confidence slump journey, would you say, Dave? Yeah, I mean, it's the first time I've heard

of the so-called thing. It's all over Google, and it's definitely a thing. I would say I'm not fully out of it yet. I would say, yeah, it's just a thing where I just, I lack confidence in every aspect of life at the moment. Which is strange because I think a lot of people listening to the show would perceive you as the opposite of that. Which I think brings its own pleasures. I think it's such a lesson as well and like you never know what's going on in someone's brain.

You know, even your best friend, they could be this happy person that you always think they're just so happy and positive, but really, there's some dark things that can go on in a person's brain. Which is why it's always important to check our name. We'd love to get this person on, but they said, I've been an electrician for 10 years and I went through this so-called confidence slump about a year ago. Running jobs for five to six years and over the space of one month, I just couldn't decide what to do, when to do it.

And on the job side, I was crumbling. After two weeks, holiday and a receipt, everything thankfully came right. So it's nice to know that somebody's been through it, can recognise it, and then... Yeah, and the thing that I have that's very privileged is I have two, like you guys, amazing friends that I come into work every day,

and we talk about our feelings, and we talk about life and everything. And it's sort of, we're forced to contractually in a way. But it's also as well like you guys, like having friends that I trust and having open conversations with is such a powerful thing to have. So, yeah.

True. All right, let's go to Sarah. Sarah's got a suggestion for you, Dan. Morning, Sarah. Good morning. Good morning. Have you been through this yourself? Yeah I have and I had a friend who gave me a book and it's a child's book but it honestly it relates to adult life and it was Oh The Places You'll Go by Dr. Zoo. Oh that's a goodie. And it basically

it talks about the ups and downs in life but oh the places you'll go and you know you can end up in this waiting place and you're waiting and you're waiting and you're waiting life, but oh the places you'll go. And you can end up in this waiting place and you're waiting and you're waiting and you're waiting, but oh the places you'll go and you'll get out from that. And as a reminder of that, Bokker actually got the little character tattoo just to remind me when I'm going through that, that there's more.

Yeah, and sometimes that's all it takes as a friend to kind of suggest something like that. And it might even just flick a switch in your brain. It's not an instant fix, but it's something that gets you on that journey. I love when that book recodes, and life will be great, except when it won't. It's just showing you're not going to always have it together. Jackie also has advice for anybody going through this. Your husband actually went to the doctor for a confidence slump sort of vibe? Yes, he did. And any decision making was really hard. Trying to keep up with the communication, conversations with people were really hard.

And doctors did some tests and he was extremely vitamin B deficient. Wow. Vitamin B. Yeah, and he's... Vitamin B. Vitamin B. It's so much... Yeah, B.'s vitamin B. Vitamin B. It's so much, yeah, B, B for B. Yeah, my mum. B for B. Some of it's similar to the frontal lobe. Yeah, yeah, my mum takes vitamin B

and she actually calls it her happy pills. I'm not, like, losing it. Yeah, I'm losing it. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe there is something in there. Yeah, it's amazing. Because Jackie, what you described,

your husband went through is very similar to kind of, I guess, what I've been going through. So hopefully there's other people that have heard that that have made it going through. He's got a sound effect. He's got a sound effect. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. That's exciting. Thanks Jackie. There's a lot of other suggestions coming through. Don't take too much vitamin B because you can get nerve damage. Yeah. Thanks everybody for texting through. There's a lot of people texting advice.

Dopamine detox has come through a couple of times. I'm guessing that's getting off your phone and stuff which is another issue I have. Yeah caffeine and energy drinks all that stuff. I have an idea Dan if you'll let me as your friend I reckon I could get it done let me look at this sheet I could get it done by the end of the show and I think it will help you feel better by the end of the day. Okay. Oh, okay. I think I know what makes me feel better and it's not, yes, okay, I'm going to... Well, the things that make you feel better

might not make Dan feel better. No, I feel like it's universal. I feel like it's universal. I really think this could work. Okay. Okay, let me work on the background and I'll do it at like eight something. See, I said she was a good friend, Clint. Okay, before nine o'clock,

let's see if we can get Dan, if Meg can get Dan out of his confidence slump. Okay. Imagine if she can get you out of your confidence slump in three minutes. You owe her something. You owe her something from the vending machine today. Yeah, you need to become a doctor.

Clint, Meg and Dan. It's been a big week, but it's been a short week. Still jam-packed with a lot of stuff, I think. So, it's nice to look back on a Friday. At the week that was, and some of the highlights and lowlights, how do you feel you performed this week, Meg? You thinking you might come out of this MVP?

I don't think, I mean, there was a whole day I don't remember doing, so. Yeah, I don't think you've been, here's the thing, I don't think Meg's been at her best, but sometimes when she's not at her best, that is the best. That's rude. You know? I know what you mean though, even. Even though it sounds cryptic.

Let's see how this week went. Ata Marie, producer Neeps here with another Producer Diaries and a very, very dusty breakfast show after a massive night at the Radio Awards. Let's get into it. This week we chatted about Kylie Jenner's boobies after a TikTok user asked her how they looked so good. Dan had a wee bit of a weird take on it though.

445cc, moderate profile, half under the muscle, silicone, Garth Fisher, hope this helps, lol. That sounds like a tire. I know. I went to Bo repair and asked for that. To be fair, he's not wrong. We also caught up with Sim from Girls That Invest. We started chatting about different uses for LinkedIn

and we got this call from Alyssa. This guy messes me, saying that he used to know me. Then he asked for my feed pictures. And is he the only buyer or has this expanded? Um I've had a few. So any like say I could message you right now and you'd ask for a couple of pics and you'd send them. Yeah that would be expensive for you Dan. Yeah yeah so it's double the Dan.

How much are you charging for a couple of pics? 150. Damn! Wow! You must have amazing feet. Our wonderful Meg is off on maternity leave soon, so we want to have one last hurrah before she heads away. So I like the whole clubbing and like...

The environment. I like it all. But could we... Shift it to earlier. We looked at a lot of clubs Meg and not a lot of them are open at four. That's why you... Well the idea was to make one. That was the idea.

Too much, we haven't got the budget. So we've started to assemble a crack team of party Avengers to keep Meg going all night long. I would bring a bag of snacks that had all her favorites and just carry that around for her. A lot of people are saying this. And she's getting a little picture, she's like, yeah. You guys all know me very well,

that I will need some sort of food to keep me going. Well, rather than doing a round of drinks, we just do a round of of fresh tapas every hour. Hayden said he's willing to come along and be your durry roller. Oh, thanks for that, Hayden. You thought I would have to just go and get the durry roller.

Yeah, thanks for that, Hayden. We've even pulled out the big guns and contacted the biggest party of we know, Jaden Creech King. Hey Meg, you bring the baby bump and I'll bring the other bump. No, Jaden, stop it! There's gonna be none of that.

You are so naughty. I'm not gonna lie to you Meg, there's a reason that they used to call me Soda Scream when I was in high school, cause I bring the fizz baby. I know you do. This week I think we might have got our best Beat That Coincidence story yet.

When I was 16 in high school, the firefighters came to school. The firefighters there, you were chatting to them, you asked if you could have a photo, you were 16, then what happened? Ten years later, the photo popped up on my Snapchat memories and I realised that the whole firefighter in the photo was my now partner of four years. She's done it!

Thank you! It's a hell of a coincidence! Who would have thought that was even possible? What's your age difference? Six years. Oh, that's even better! Wow! A socially acceptable coincidence.

We also had a new guest on our OnlyFans podcast this week. He goes by the name of Sven. He's from Sweden. Sounds a wee bit like Dan though. Sven's still here? You loving it, don't you buddy? Yeah, yeah. Sven's long gone. I'll stay around, let me have a sniff. F*** Sven. Sven, you got a weird finish or something.

Come here, you. Yeah, I can do one right up close to you. Oh yes. You do? Hell yes. Old Sven, eh? What a hoot. And that'll do it for Producer Diaries this week. I'm gonna go vomit in the bathroom.

You guys are gonna kick on with the show. We'll see you next week. Thank you Producer Nepia. All right, coming up in less than 30, your chance to win $10,000 with this money. $10,000. Thank you Dan. Thank you.

How good, 30 seconds is the only thing that stands between you and also 10 correct answers. 30 seconds, 10 correct answers, $10,000. Clint, Meg and Dan, stinky boo. Now Meg, unfortunately, gets a lot of sayings wrong and a lot of them don't make sense to you, do they Meg? No, I think I get them wrong because I just don't think they relate to everyday life so I can't get them in my head. Yeah, so we were like, right, let's make up some that do make sense to you. One of my favorites is, um,

you pooped your pants in the bathroom. You know, like, you got so close, but yeah, you've absolutely bolted up. Uh, Bridgette Carl, I don't know if it's your ADHD-ness or what, but this one, I think, is a great saying for you. Making your bed when the house is on fire. If there's a huge project and someone's, like, doing something that doesn't matter, you're like, all right, you're making your bed while the house is on fire. If there's a huge project and someone's like doing something that doesn't matter, you're like, alright, you're making your bed while the house is on fire. Like, let's focus on the big picture.

Fear or not? Yeah, no, that's so fair. I'm just like scattered around going to, I'm kind of like a ready, aim, shoot kind of guy. Yeah. You are, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, I love this. Ready, shoot, aim, or whatever the saying is, I'm not very good either. That's why we love ya.

Yeah. Okay, so what do we got, team? A little whip around of sayings that don't exist, but we think should. You guys thought mine were terrible last week, so I've lost confidence in it now. Oh, don't do that to us, Don. You were very confident with them last week.

I've written only three this week. Okay, go on. I think they are better. I've learnt from my mistakes. Okay. You're cooking an egg with a kettle. And that's just saying, you know, you're going the wrong way about something.

You know, you're saying like, oh, you should like, maybe Meg, you're wanting to be a singer and you're not having singing lessons, you're having acting lessons or allocation lessons. Right, well that would just be so stupid, wouldn't it? Yeah, exactly, you're cooking an egg with a kettle. What about this one? Don't set goals on a cloudy day.

What does that mean? Just saying, you know, if you're shooting for the stars and you can't see them, what's the point in setting goals when the clouds are in the way? I don't know if you understand how this game works. It is going to be a debate. You're the worst. Be the only dog in the cattery.

What? You know, like, be the one that stands out. How would I Be the only dog in the cattery. What? Be, you know, like be the one that stands out. How would I be the only dog? But you're not allowed in the cattery if you're a dog. Exactly, but it'd stand out, wouldn't it, Clint? Right. Especially if you're wanting to cook an egg with a kettle. Right, okay, well, does anyone else have one

that we could actually use in normal day-to-day life? I love this game. Okay, what I've got here is lighting a scented candle in a septic tank. They're like, they're trying to use a really small fix for a large problem, but at the end of the day, it's just not gonna work. Yeah.

That's good, Nix. That's a good one. I got another couple if you want them too. Okay, here he goes, he's breaking down. A spoon can't fix a fork's identity crisis. Like sometimes people just aren't built for your life. They're not going to fit into that mold of what a spoon does and what it is.

It's a bit like being the only dog in a cattery. Exactly, yeah, I was just using Dan idea. The last one I've got is even a trash fire looks warm from a distance. Just because it looks good from afar doesn't mean that it's the best option for you personally. Yeah, yeah, not bad. Yeah, they're all pretty.

Okay, I'll go on. They're okay, I go on okay I guess if you're gonna fart people will smell it and that's like you have to be willing to accept the consequences of your actions so if you're gonna do say you're gonna do something stupid like a dumb stunt and you break your collarbone and say well mate if you're gonna fart people will smell it like what did you think was gonna happen i i don't know i think the only one i could come up with um was kind of about me this morning to be fair uh the switch is on but the fuse board is blown yeah i guess she's here i'm here i've got my makeup on i've got clothes on i'm in my seat, but there's nothing going on.

Looks like it should be on, looks like it should be like... You're like everything looks good, but nothing is working. I feel like you've just copied the lights wrong but no one's home kind of thing. Oh. You're cooking an egg with a kettle meagre. Okay. Producer Carl. This one is don't build a spa in a war zone, stop trying to have peace with people who like thrive on chaos.

Yeah, I like that one. Don't set goals on a cloudy day. Okay, so I think it's unanimous how favourite it is. If you're gonna fart, people will smell it. No one said that. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And we've got a special guest joining us on the show this morning. John, one. Yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And we've got a special guest joining us on the show this morning. John, welcome.

Morning. Morning, how are you guys? Good, John. Good, thank you for talking to us. You're from Mutley's Estate and you have made something called pet wine. Yeah, that is correct. Now, tell us about this,

because I've got a cat, Kimmy. He's my pride and joy. He's my firstborn son, okay? And I just, he had a very traumatic experience up at where he stuck up a tree for a week, John. And I don't know if this stuff might help him get over the trauma, because I think he's still traumatized from it.

Yes, it possibly could. The catnip wine is primarily designed for helping enhance the mood of cats. So it's being catnip, it helps them to be nice and playful. But with dogs, it actually works is primarily designed for helping enhance the mood of cats. So it's being catnip, it helps them to be nice and playful. But with dogs, it actually works in the complete opposite. So it helps to relax dogs if there's fireworks or high stress situations at home.

Oh, that's good to know. Wine does that to me too. Yeah. What are the flavors of this wine? Cause I'd imagine if I gave Kimmy, my cat, a grape flavored wine, he wouldn't drink it. So is it flavored like salmon or something? You know? No, they're actually all flavored like catnip we were to drink

it it would taste kind of like a cold chamomile tea oh yeah but we wanted to try and keep the concentration of catnip strong enough that that was the primary flavor profile so each of the different wines starting at the Savion Barque in the Cabarc Ney, they're the weakest strains working up to the Port and the Prosecat are the strongest strains. Incredible. As it gets darker, it gets stronger

in the catnip quantity. Oh, I see what it is. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I'm going through your Q&A at the moment. What vintage is the Cabarc Ney out of interest? It's a 2025 vintage. Right, yes. And what sort of moments would you crack a bottle

of catnip wine? I would imagine when I was teaching my dog how to play dead, it took a long time. When he finally nailed it, it would have caused for celebration, if they learned to roll over or fetch. I mean, what sort of occasions are you finding people are cracking a bottle of catnip wine and celebrating?

Primarily it's around celebrations. So if something happens, like a new baby entering the world, they'll celebrate with the whole family. Oh, that's me coming up. So they want to treat the catnip well. Otherwise, if there's a house party or like a gathering and the dog seems a little bit stressed, then they'll give a bottle of a catnip wine a gathering and the dog seems a little bit stressed Then they'll give a bottle of a catnip wine to help relax the dog as well I just never knew that catnip was for dogs too because I give my cat catnip all the time Which you're right makes it playful, but I'd love to see if it helps the dog.

What if catnipaholism runs in Kimmy's family like his uncle was a catnipaholic and It runs in the family. Do you think there's a risk of him getting addicted as well? No, no, it's not an addictive type product. Yeah, it's basically fine. And obviously having no alcohol as well is good. And you can serve it with like cheese boards and stuff, I imagine a bit of port and a bit of cheese. As long as your cat doesn't know how to like twist open

like a twist top lid, I think it'll be fine. I just want to let him drive that night he has some, that's all. That's very cute. I love the idea. Muttley's estate if you want to get your hands on some pet wine. Yeah, what's a bottle of wine set you back for an animal? $13. No, that's pretty cheap. Yeah, retail at $12.99.

Then you can work your way up to the top shelf stuff. You know, that's way more expensive. It depends, I guess, some animals, like some humans, like Meg are just cheap drunks. Yeah. Meg only takes two, I think. Well, is it right that there's three servings in a bottle? Yeah.

Two servings for a cat, or you can give a dog the full bottle. They are 150ml bottles. All right, thanks, John. Appreciate your time, mate. Awesome, appreciate it. Thanks guys. Love to take some calls right now. What was your mates' unique business idea? Or even your own? But you know when you've got a mate that wants you to invest? I've got a mate that sues people. He's just like constantly suing people, taking them to small claims court.

He tried to sue you once. Yeah and Elton John. Yeah I had a guy like that mate. He won against Elton John. Yeah he wanted to me because he wanted to just do Dan. Okay, yeah sometimes you hear a mate go, oh I'm going to do wine for cats and you're like, yeah, no idea mate, you're not going to make any money doing that. But then sometimes people like John do it and then it turns out you're the idiot because you should have invested in the idea.

Okay, have you got anything? Have you got a mate who started a unique business venture? Maybe they actually got off the ground or maybe they never did because everyone kept telling them it was so stupid. My mates are currently at war with Apple in court. Apple computers. Oh really? We just had John who owns a catnip wine business. A bottle of wine, you can purchase one for your cat or your dog, Friday night, Saturday night.

I don't know, maybe they're a day drinker. That just goes to show you, people will spend money on any crap, eh? Yep. I'm not saying that it's a crap idea because he's found the gap in the market and he's done it. Sounds like you just called it a crap idea.

No, because he is literally making money from that. Yeah. And we want to know, has your mate come up with a unique business idea that you poo-pooed and now they're making money out of? Remember when there was this guy who you could send a potato to a mate with a message on it?

Take a listen. Alex Craig started potato parcel dot com. The UNT grad says the idea came to him a few months ago. I would say the two things that hold everybody back in life, it's fear and it's doubt. The fear of failure and the fear of wasting your time and the doubt that you can actually achieve something big on a huge scale. So now his computer is filling up with users ordering $10 potatoes with a custom message

sent anonymously to whoever they want. Guys making thousands and thousands of dollars a month just sending potatoes with a vivid message on the outside. People will spend money on any type of crap. Hey, what about this, Meg? Someone texted and said, years ago my mate came up with rent a chook. He had a farm full of laying hens and he'd just rent out

Chicken to like a family who's I know kids probably wanted a pet but they knew they'd get over it after two or three weeks So they just rent the chicken and lay eggs. It'd be fun for a few weeks and then they give it back Oh, yeah, I mean hopefully, you know, if you listen to me, hopefully it's not stressful for the chicken Hmm. Yeah, I think it says it got shut down so maybe the chickens were stressed. Maybe the chickens were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they don't lay when they're stressed. My mum has chickens. And yeah, if they're stressed or anything's going on, they don't lay. Someone said their friend was a dog trainer but business was quiet

so they changed to a pet psychic and they're making three times as much money. That's a bloody good idea actually. I've always thought that a great app idea would be, and it probably exists, but if I need to find something really specific, I can put it into the app and be like, I need an umbrella now, that's really random. But then it will tell me the shops nearby

that could sell that, in my facility of looking at something. Oh yeah, like if it's a birthday present, you're like, damn it, I need to something up like tomorrow. Does Google do that though? I guess so but yeah but like you'd have to be specifically be like I want an umbrella right near where I am right I need one right now. And people that spend money with Google will go to the top of the pile even though they may not be the closest shop to where you're actually. I love that Meg, you should do that. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. BH10K.

Alright, here we go. 30 seconds is the only thing that stands between you, well actually that and 10 correct answers, and $10,000. Meg's going to give you a letter, 10 questions, every answer must start with that letter, no repeated words. If you want to pass you can, if we've got time we'll come back to it. Brianna's playing this morning. Hey Brianna. Hello how are you?

Hello. Brianna's already going to Bali boys in September. She thinks she'll blow 10k there on her trip. Yeah upgrade your accommodation and stuff. All right. Yep. Brianna 30 seconds away from possibly winning it. Your letter is H.

Oh is it doable? H okay yeah. H okay here we go. Okay your time will start at the end of Meg's first question. Something you wear on your head. A drink. Pass. A tool. Hammer. An actor. Harry's... Pass. A muscle in your body. Hamstring. Something you walk down.

A highway. Something hot. Oh! Damn. You should have stuck with Harry Styles because he's been in movies. As an actor, yeah, we'd accept that. If you had it, I mean, you got one, two, three, four, five and a couple of passes. You got through seven questions,

just needed a little more pace. Thank you. You're gonna have a cramped time in Bali. Cramped time in Bali. Sucks, it's gonna suck. Baga. Oh wow. Everyone's going to Bali at the moment, eh?

It's the pace to go, yeah. I think it's really cheap to get there, obviously. And then when you're there, it's also cheap. Yeah, producer Niamh, what did you spend on food and accommodation when you went Bali a few months back? The whole trip was less than five grand. Flights, accommodation, food, plenty of beverages.

So yeah, it was a really cheap holiday. We went for just less than two weeks. So it was awesome. Such a good spot. That's a lot for less than two weeks, because 5K is more like a Five Nights in Fiji sort of vibe. Just if you're going to take illegal stuff, don't take it in a boogie bag. A boogie boot bag, because that just does not end well. No, no, no, you've gone wrong there. You've gone wrong there.

Nah, that didn't get me Dan, it's all good. Again, what should you have said there? A boogie bag bag. No, no, no. No, no, no. Boogie boot. No, no, no, no, that's fine. Don't do drugs. Yes, exactly. Yeah, right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine. Don't do drugs. Yes, exactly.

Yeah, right. Yeah, so you said something. And if you aren't, don't do them in a book. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Clint, Meg, and Dan. This time last week, this was Dan. Friday morning, 8.14 AM. Oh my god, guys, I have never done something so difficult.

300 metres off the ground. Yeah, Dan was up inside the Sky Tower. He climbed the inside of the needle and popped out at the highest possible ground. You all... Yeah, Dan was up inside the Sky Tower. He climbed the inside of the needle and popped out at the highest possible point. It was so cool. Meg, you would have loved it up there. Genuinely up there, you would have been in your element.

I think I would have. I am scared of heights, but once you like strap down and stuff. Because I'm scared of heights as well, but I didn't feel that up there. Well, this one has nothing to do with heights. I think you actually might enjoy this one Dan. I think you'll enjoy it. I don't know whether you'll be successful or not, but it does allow you to flex your comedic

Abilities. Yeah muscles. Oh god you're not gonna get me to do a stand-up comedy set, are you? No, you don't have to leave the studio for this one. Thank goodness. My mum and dad are currently at the airport about to head away on a trip to Amsterdam. And I thought it might be fun if you called pretending that because it was my mum's birthday yesterday, you found an opportunity to upgrade her to business class, but unfortunately it's only for one

to see if she will ditch my dad in cattle class and go into business if she believes she's now got an upgrade. I'd do it. I think it will be hard in the way of one, I guess, convincing her you're real. But two, I don't think she'll leave John. They're very close.

I think she will. I think if she doesn't, then you go into, all right, God, I'll pull some strings and I'll get you both in there. Then just when they think they're gonna be sipping champagne in business class, drop the bomb. That it's all a load of rubbish. Right, so to pass this, I need to,

basically she needs to say yes, I'll go up without John. Yeah, and then she'll get it and she's excited about the upgrade. The problem is she'll recognise my voice. Yes. She listens every day. You're gonna have to put on a fake voice, just don't use that Sven one that you do, that you've been... Oh, Sven.

Yeah, don't do that one. Sven from Slayden. No one, that's not the least of the order. No one wants to hear that one. Definitely don't Sven. No one wants Sven from Slayden. No Sven. He's hard to understand.

Don't do Sven and don't do Linda. But Sven's so lovely. No. And no Linda like this one. No, no Linda, no Sven. No Linda. I can disguise your voice if you want. Who should I bitch? Oh if I go like um hi Christine it's Deborah calling from New Zealand.

Does that sound? You sound like a masculine Deborah. The problem is it puts me off, the voice disguise does put me off. It sort of rings my ears. Not that. She's definitely going to fall for that one. I think I might go like, you sure you don't want Spade? No Spade, no Linda. Hello, it's Deborah calling from Air New Zealand. I think that's possible. Do you think so?

That's better. Okay. He does Michael Caine. It's Michael Caine from Air New Zealand. We've given you an upgrade to first class. Up there with Batman. On a direct flight to Gotham City. That's sitting in the exit row as well.

Does that help? You're going in the exit row. Make sure you don't blow the bloody doors off. There it is. You're absolutely in it. Okay, it's Michael Caine calling her from Air New Zealand. Not gonna pass it. Well, I mean, okay, well we've got two and a half minutes.

Don't do Michael, don't do Linda, don't do Sven. Oh god, okay. Debra was good. Debra, Debra from Air New Zealand. New Zealand, yeah. New Zealand. Okay, best to like, who dares Dan Lee, see if he can convince my mum that he is actually from Air New Zealand. And he's offered her a business class upgrade because it was her birthday yesterday. Do they do that?

Birthday upgrades? Well they do now Clint. Okay. Debra has decided. The challenge has been issued Dan you have to convince Clint's mum Christine that she is getting a free upgrade to business class on her flight this morning and to leave her husband John in cattle class. Rachel, if he does it, you can win yourself 100 bucks, okay? That would be amazing. You've got this, Dan. We can do this. She's currently at the airport. You sure you don't want me to do the Sven voice?

No, Sven, no. Thanks. Thanks. Okay, you're last. Okay, best of luck if she takes the upgrade. Rach wins 100 bucks and you complete your dear. Okay. Okay, good luck. Good morning.

Hi, is that Christine? Yes, that is. Hi Christine, it's Deborah calling from New Zealand. How are you? New Zealand? No, I don't think so. I don't think there's anything funny about that, Christine, to be honest. But I'm just ringing to chat to you.

Are you going on a flight this morning from Auckland to Hong Kong? Yes, we are. Fantastic. Isn't that exciting? I bet you guys are up early all ready to go. Yes, yeah, I'm sitting in the straddle lounge actually eating my breakfast. Yes, well I can see that you've checked in and we just wanted to offer you a very special thing this morning because I know it was your birthday yesterday, I can see it on the manifest. And I've been going through all the Airpoints members there and I can see you're an Airpoints member and we value you guys. And I just wanted to let you know that we're going to offer you an upgrade to

business class. Oh really? Yes. Oh that's fantastic. That's amazing. So you're just traveling alone aren't you Christine? No I'm with my husband. Right okay so what we've got on in our business class is one spare seat. Oh that's fantastic, I'll just leave John down in cattle class then. Okay that's fantastic, so you want me to put that in and book you in, I can just do that right now? Yeah that would be great. Okay great, that's fantastic, we'll lock that in Christine, we'll see you in business class, well I won't be there because I'm just a customer service representative from E New Zealand. But what I will do is I will upgrade you, get the wine on arrival, you'll get all

you can eat buffet and your husband, what we can do is upgrade him to a sky couch, he'll just be with another woman on that. Oh, I'm sure he'll love that. Yeah, that'll be good. We should be young. Yes, we'll get a young one for you, Jo. I'm just gonna put you on hold there, Christine. Okay. Hold there, Jo. I'm just going to put you on hold there, Christine. Hold there, darling.

You've got through to spend from upgrades. Am I speaking with Christine? You are yes and we're looking for an upgrade to business class please. Yeah, well I can see, I can see that we've upgraded you Christine but unfortunately there's no more. Sorry, sorry I'm back with Sven again. Just letting you know because... Put it back on hold. You've come back to me, Debra. Hi Debra.

I'm just putting it back on hold. Spam. Oh god! Okay, can we say that's a pass or not, Cliff? I don't know. She accepted it ages ago. She did. She accepted it.

She knew. She spat a rat from the kit. No, she didn't. She did. She spat a rat straight away. Christine, you fell for it. She did it ages ago! She did it! She did it! She spat a rat from the cake! No she didn't! She did it straight away!

Christine you fell for it aye? No! I don't think that's a pass Dan, I'm sorry! We're the best time in Amsterdam you two and don't have too many brownies. Are you going to partake in the Amsterdam brownie? I'd like to get the guys there, we fix them. Why? You give us a call when you we fix you more. I can't, bloody way.

You give us a call when you do. You send us some voice memos. I love you guys. Yeah. Have the best time. Have a great time, guys. Have fun pissing away all of my inheritance. See you in six weeks.

See you in six weeks. Six weeks! Bye! I thought it was four. Bye! Yaddy, how it must be nice. There you go. That's it.

You almost had him. Oh yeah. No. Oh no. Rach, congratulations. $100 cash is yours. I think we That's it. You almost had them. Oh yeah. No. Oh no. Rach, congratulations. $100 cash is yours. I think we've got to pay her. Mum did say she'd take the upgrade even though she didn't know what was going on. The money's yours. All yours, Rach. Thank you.

You're welcome, Rachel. Thanks, Ben. Hey, our radio was wrong last night and it was a bit of a trip back down memory lane for the 2024 year and all the things that happened on the show. And you realise when you go back through some of the most fun moments of 2024, your stories and your oversharing played such a huge part in our nomination for best breakfast. Yeah.

And so we thought it'd be quite fitting today to look back at some of our most favourite moments where you have contributed to the show next. Yeah, some of my favourites. Yeah, some of the absolute, and the reason why I think as a show we were nominated because of the involvement that you've had within it and the last that you've given all of us. We did lose to Do Better Next year. Yeah, so funny.

We need better ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, yeah. Did you like them, Sven? Oh god, yeah. Clint. Megan, Dan. I've know, yeah. Did you like them, Sven? Oh, god, yeah, yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. I've actually been looking forward to this the most. We've got a little bit of a vague prep sheet that we follow.

And knowing that this was going to be happening on the show, I was like, oh, I can't wait to listen back to this. Radio Awards were on last night, and I guess a lot of the awards that were given out were given out for things that happened last year in 2024. And a big part of our tape that we submitted to be nominated for best breakfast were a lot of stories from you where you've overshared and joined in on the show last year. The best parts.

Like, cause we don't know what's coming through. Like Meg did say though, we didn't win, so up you go. Yeah, we're better. Yeah. You guys are the best stuff. I think the loss was more on us. Yeah, I'm ready. Hey, if we're gonna share the wins, we also have to share the losses, guys. more on us. Yeah, I'm winning. Hey, if we're going to share the wins,

we also have to share the losses, guys. We lose together. Yeah. And actually, listening back to the tape, there were some really incredible listener moments from 2024 that made our show, I think, as fun and as good as it was and is. So if you missed it, we thought it'd be fun to look back

day after the Radio Awards on some of our favourite listener moments that did make our award entry last year. The Producers Diary. Welcome along to a very special edition of The Producers Diary. I don't know about everyone else listening but is anyone else sick of Clint Megan Dan's voices? Yeah me too. So that's why I thought for this one we're gonna do the Caller Edition. Every morning on air Clint Megan Dan put out the crookest questions they can think of. Call us up, I don't know the edge. And the stories you guys come back with

never leave us short of reactions like these. Oh! I'm absolutely floored, I'm f***ed. There's no way he said that! So let's look back over the year of some of the best bits from you, the listener. Now, where do I start? What's this one, about an eel?

I knew he'd just lay him up and, yeah, put the tip of his pencil. Oh god, no not that one. Okay, let's start with the one about the world's worst parents. We used to be a prison guard. When the prisoners were on, well they were good prisoners, they would go on weekend leave with the guard. And so my dad would bring the prisoner home, and then he and my mum would go away for the weekend

so they'd have a babysitter for the weekend. So mum and dad would get some free babysitting from the good prisoners and get the prisoners. Oh my god. This is David eating a murder but not for 10 years. He's been really good this year. Yeah. I'm a baby, no idea.

You're a baby! Oh my god. So from parenting f***ups to breakups. Who could forget Lily? Morning guys. Now, did you get dumped or were you the bad dumpie? I couldn't face him and then I went overseas. Then I wrote a long email.

Oh! Yeah, I caught breakups. You did an email breakup? Did they reply to the email or did they call you back? He tried but I didn't answer because I was at Elvis' feast. Lily, how long had you been dating? I've been married over the years for almost 13 years. Wait, sorry, I thought you said married almost 13 years.

10 years. Oh, only 10. What? Lily. You've still never seen him since? No. Oh, shut up. Lily.

So from things like that that felt like they should have been against the law to things that probably actually were. Hi, guys. There was a missing cat noticed up in my neighborhood. And the cat ended up on the side of the road. Took it back. And I got the money. But I don't believe I'm meaning this. It's kind of blood money because I was the one that had the cat ended up on the side of the road. Took it back and I got the money,

but I don't believe I'm meaning us. It's kind of blood money because I was the one that had the cat. Oh! You hit it? Yeah. With the car and they gave you money for finding it? Yeah, but like I didn't not want to take it to them

because I wanted them to know that the cat had, you know, died. I didn't want to tell them it was me. I just knew that I'd found it. How much did you get it? That was 500. Oh my God! Yeah, probably a little bit too much information there.

That feels all sorts of illegal. And speaking of oversharing, it's one thing I do love about everyone that calls into the show is that you're honest. Like that time Julia called him. Wow. I don't know. It's just not your best radio, that's all. Well, sometimes honesty is the best policy,

but it's honestly so special to hear from you all every morning to know how much you love The Edge, because there's that special something about this show and about this station that just keeps you coming back for more. It says here that you've been listening to The Edge for 20 years. Back when J.J. Martin's bomb were on. Wow! That's a long innings. I always wonder, with somebody who's been listening for like a very long time

over all the shows that we've had, do you like the brand of The Edge or do you learn to love the new people? Um, I just listen to the music really. And we're just there? Yeah, just a bit of always in the middle. Yeah. Between the solons, eh? Oh yeah, Damien and myself might feel like that, but sometimes I'm glad there's a bit of noise in the middle. Between the solons, eh? Oh yeah, Damien and myself might feel like that.

But sometimes I'm glad there's a bit more chatter because we get absolute golden gems like this. I used to work night shift in a paper printing company. So me and a guy would go out the back and have a little rendezvous and have different partners out the back. Heaps of people out the back, Tony. Heaps of people. Her famous line.

I went through that company. Oh my god, Tony! Every single person, I went through them. Tony! You were killing me. I ripped through that company. You made me laugh. Clem wants to know what happened when you went to your new job

and you realised you couldn't rip through the company. I went back to that company after like five years and there were new people so I didn't get it. Jodie! You should have known the last time! So there you go, the best callers of the year and if you're asking me, you are the real stars of this show. And even though these three muffets are on the poster,

it would be nothing without you. So thank you to our beautiful Edge Breakfast audience. We can't wait to hear from you again next year on the Clint, Meg and Dan show. And this year. Yeah, so that was just all the highlights of, from listeners who really made what was our entry for Best Breakfast possible.

Yeah, I mean, we couldn't do the show without you guys. Oh God, no. we love it so yeah Friday morning how good New music Friday Alright some big names in today's New Music Friday first off let's kick it off with the kid Leroy he has just dropped All I Want Is You I'm guessing about Tate McCray I like it There's no one else that can fight Cause all I wanna do I like it Good eh?

You can see he gets a lot of influence from Biebs eh? Like him because they're besties Yeah they're quite good friends So the fact that he probably gets a lot of influence When they did stay, yeah Lot of similarities They were hanging out the other day on Justin's Instagram Um, Rita Ora normally is always an instant hit for me.

Not sure about this one. It's called Heat. You should text your girl, just check in Cause we're growing again, and again, and again Everything's working, going body to body Give it all you deserve, yeah Only when we're ready You're here on me, on me, on me You're here on me You're here on me You're here on me You're here on me You're here on me It's a workout song. Do we listen to that at the gym today? Yeah, that's a grow, I reckon. Yeah, very sexy lyrics if you listen.

Just like your vices. And then we have Teddy Swims. I saw him tease this one last week and I was really excited for it to drop. This is the start of the song before I play the chorus. It's called God Went Crazy. Oh, sorry, I thought we'd get into the lyrics quicker here. Oh no, I like it. Oh, I told you!

Oh, and told ya! Oh, and there's sex! Come on! That to the, you know what, play though. Yes. Ooh, bit of wine. Here we go. Okay, and here's the chorus. I'm pregnant.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, yeah. Damn, I'm gonna... Oh, it's my pick of the week. It's great, isn't it? And do you know what I love about Teddy? He's proven himself. He's not just a sad singer. He started out as like decreasing break-up songs. And he's such a lovely man.

But he's got a new girlfriend. Yeah, I know, but you know like sometimes they can't... Like, Dean Lewis, feels like he can only write sad songs. Yeah, even though nice things must happen to him. Yes, must do. Okay, and also the one we're actually going to be playing right after this is Ed Sheeran, Sapphire. It's got like Bollywood vibes to me. Azizam was I think Persian, now he's like, it's kind of like a... I like that better, the song.

Yeah, the like bells and the rhythm are very like Bollywood for me. I feel like he's just experimenting at this point in his career. What has he got to lose? Exactly. You know he's just like stuff it. Yeah, so it's called Sapphire you hear the whole thing now. Deadly's pick for me though. Yeah. That's a great song. Gotta be crazy. All right here it is very first play on the Edge, New Music Friday Ed Sheeran and Sapphire. Clint, Megan, Dan. He's back Ed Sheeran with a brand new song Sapphire, first play on the Edge and under the Mediworks, our company that owns the Edge, they also own Homi Femif.

They're not playing that, they've really missed a track. It's got like a, yeah, an influence. It sounds crazy. It's a heavy influence and you're right, if you're hearing that, it is true because there's actually a Punjabi version coming out in a couple of weeks' time. Like a full Punjabi version.

Is he singing it as well? Apparently, we'll have more of Adagit Singh, who you would have heard a little part of. So it's gonna be much heavier with Adagit Singh in the Punjabi version of Safar. That's a really meaty song, I like it. It's crazy. He's back.

So I reckon that's what he must be doing because Azazam was, I think, Persian, I'm sure it was. So he must be going around the world and just finding people. Cool. So cool. Love it. Who could, oh, could it be Stan here?

I'm just trying to think who could, Oh my God, imagine if him and Stan walk into the song. Yeah, feeling like Dermot. Who could, oh, could it be Stan here? I'm just trying to think who could it be. I can't imagine if him and Stan Walker did a song. Yeah, like a love song. Like a love song. Like a love song. Hey! Wow. Hey, very, very exciting. Eight more sleeps, Meg, before you're not sleeping. And we have Meg out till midnight. She's going to be going on Mat-Leave very, very shortly. So we're having one last send where we push the boat out till midnight. Which is really confusing to me because it's literally exactly what I didn't want and you've got a bar tabs and stuff which I can't enjoy. Oh we bumped into Dave he was managing Sweetshop. He's got us a booth. Doors open 7 o'clock for an Auckland hoedown next Saturday if you want to go

and then dancing starts at 8 bring your cowboy hats DJ Sean Hill's on the decks at 9 but we're gonna arrive around 7.30. It's got a bar tab suss for us, so come on down and see us and we'll grab you a drink. The more the merrier, and the thing is, me doesn't... And then do we just stay there? No, I think we're probably... No, we're moving. Yeah, we'll probably bar hop later on into the evening.

Guys, I waddle. I can't bar hop. Oh. Can you pay for it, like, in a quarter? We could call it, I guess, like a bar waddle. Yeah, but you don't normally Uber because the bars are so close, but the time you got in an Uber it'd be kind of inconvenient for them. Why don't we suss some sort of transportation for Meg? Like a tuk-tuk.

I'm thinking something more crazy, like a horse and cart or... Oh, because it is very Cinderella of Meg to have to be home by midnight. You know that thing that they carry Cersei in in Game of Thrones where there's people, it's almost like a coffin, but there's men carrying it. Yeah, I mean I don't like that later in the night where you guys are all quite pissed. That like- Shame, shame.

Producer Kyle, can you sort out some sort of transport between bars for Monday so that Meg doesn't have to be waddling? You're saying a horse and cart on a Saturday night, why don't you just get like a magic carpet or something in the world? That'd be how we're talking. Idiots. I've got a contact for Aladdin.

We'll get him on. That would be fun. Even if it's not actually floating, but it looks like it is. Oh yeah, cool, that's easy. Thanks for the video. You've gotta wait for something up, Carl. Do you wanna win best producer

at next year's radio awards, mate? Sorta some bloody carpet, all right? Santa's float? How about that? Yeah, obviously, Santa parade, they'll have a float, they won't be using it till December. Find something, you've got till Monday. Oh God, someone suggested a mobility scooter.

I'll take it. Sad to me. She's not at that level, she's at a magic carpet level. Yeah, needs to be more fun, right? You can put bells on a mobility scooter. How depressing. Yeah, I'll be the one way out in front of me so people don't think I'm with her.

You don't want that. It's my night, you have to be with me. I'll go on Clint's Tesla, two electric cars. Yeah, yeah, if you do want to join, just let us know what you could bring to the party. We've got the hype guy in Jayden. We still would like some sort of midwife. Like a- Never gonna get it. You don't think you'll get an experienced midwife? I don't still would like some sort of midwife. Like a-

Never gonna get it. You don't think you'll get an experienced midwife? I don't think you're gonna get a midwife who possibly could have somebody call and say I'm in labour right now. Okay, well then we'll get a midwife to cover that midwife. Yeah. And then we'll see how many we need.

It's just a bit of a sort of domino effect, I guess. Wouldn't it be perfect if you used to be a midwife, but then you've now moved into another profession. Oh, you're out of the game. Yeah. And you give it one last roll of the dice next Saturday night with us for Meg's Meg Out Till Midnight. But then if Meg does give birth,

does she want someone that's just giving one more roll of the dice to deliver her baby? You know? They've been out for 15 years. Like, I kind of forgot what happens. What am I meant to do here? You just have to be first, damn it. Chat GBT quickly, obviously can be a big food fire.

Oh. It's gonna be a hell of a good time next Saturday, so if you would like to be there, just fire us a text 3343. Otherwise, just join us. Auckland Hoedown at Sweat Shop, next Saturday night, doors open seven o'clock. That's where we're gonna start the festivities.

If you have access to a magic carpet, or we'll just take a carpet at this point. Oh. Clint, Meg and Dan. Right now it is time to go to the burning pile of junk that is the fight between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. It's a developing story in America right now and a lot of people would have been following the love affair I guess you would say between Donald

Trump and Elon Musk. It was only a matter of time it was gonna explode right? Yeah where they've been kind of wanting to take over the world I guess or America especially and lead it politically and Elon Musk has been very buddy-buddy with Donald Trump and vice versa until today when Elon tweeted... Sorry, the happy inklings of like things maybe... Yes, oh there's stuff boiling away in the background. Problems in paradise.

And it's all technical stuff with EV rates and Donald Trump taxing EV cars which affects obviously Elon Musk and his business. And the tariffs, yeah. And so now he's got his back up and he has released a tweet just a couple of hours ago saying the real Donald J Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day Donald J Trump. And that has started a war of words between both these guys. And accusations have been thrown around, Tesla stocks have dropped 14%. So if you've got one Tesla share, $40 that's dropped, which is quite significant, it's a big drop.

We had Sim on from Girls That Invest last week, and she said that's when effectively shares are on sale, and you can get yourself a bargain, if you're happy to sit on it for a wee while, so I don't know, buy them now. Yeah, so now's the time to buy them, I guess. He's also posted, Elon Musk has also posted a screenshot from an article from what Donald Trump said about Jeffrey Epstein in 2002, saying, I've known Jeff for 15 years, terrific

guy, he's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the young side. Yeah. Donald Trump said that as a quote back in the day. So he's finding all the dirty, dirty press that he's had in the past and he has posted it on his Twitter. This clip I've got here is this Trump talking about Musk this morning.

Yeah, this is what kicked it off. He talked about how he's doing things that are going to affect Elon Musk's money. Elon knew the inner workings of this bill better than almost anybody sitting here, better than you people. He knew everything about it. He had no problem with it. All of a sudden he had a problem. And he only developed the problem when he found out that we're going to have to cut the EV mandate because that's billions and billions of dollars. And it really is unfair. We want to have cars of all types, electric.

We want to have electric, but we want to have gasoline, combustion, we want to have different, we want to have hybrids. He goes on to say, Elon says that's a lie and that wasn't true, and he thinks that JD Vance should replace them and Trump should be impeached. Yeah, so there's all these accusations being thrown around. The Epstein ones are concerning because Jeffrey Epstein, very serious sex trafficker, sex offender. It was lots of stuff that happened around him and the people that were related to him. Not somebody that you want to be known as a friend of yours, and definitely someone you want to be quoted saying,

he's a great guy, we've got lots in common. Yeah, P Daddy at the moment, they're the ones you don't want to have anything to do with. Yeah, right. So yeah. Oh, it's just scary when you know one of the most P Daddy at the moment, they're the ones you don't want to be, have anything to do with. Yeah, right. So yeah. Oh, it's just scary when you know one of the most powerful men in the world, and Donald Trump, President of the United States,

and one of the richest and therefore most powerful men in the world, Elon Musk, with over $100 billion of fighting. And yet they say that women can't be in leadership because of their periods, and they won't be able to handle their emotions. That doesn't really stand anymore, does it? You know what I mean?

They all are like, oh, why films every month though? I get all titchy. Oh, well you won't need to do another scandal. You can do your scandal tag almost. Yeah, I'll just do that. My scandal today was actually Tom Felton is becoming Draco Malfoy in the Broadway production of Harry Potter.

Good on him. Did you say Tom Felton or Tom Felton? Felton, sorry. Yeah, yeah. So that's um... That's my scandal and that's all done now. So thank you to Cupra. You can win one if you listen to Rova. You can just download the app for free

and you could win a Cupra terima with over $70,000. So just confirming we've covered off Musk, Trump and Felton. And Felton. Yeah, all the big names. Dracarys. Good enough. Thank you. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through.

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