The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW "I'm a convicted murderer"...

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for a jam-packed episode filled with laughter, heartfelt moments, and fascinating stories. In this episode, they discuss polyamorous relationships inspired by a Friends episode, relive Dan's attempt to become a butt double with guest Jack Black, and introduce a stunning new song for Waikato as part of their postcode playlist series. The show takes a touching turn as they call listener Michelle, who is battling terminal cancer, with a surprise gift of a luxury spa day and lunch outing. You'll also hear insights from convicted ex-prisoner Dr. Paul Wood and a deep dive into the surprising world of AI chatbots. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions and fun! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome02:20 Throwback Song and Mika Discussion05:18 Pool Prank Story07:03 Bewitched Song and Daughter's Compliment08:37 Death and Remarriage Conversation11:33 First Call of the Day and 3D Printing16:35 Scandal and Benson Boone's Singing29:37 Shooting Your Shot and Engagement Stories46:13 The Proposal's Grand Finale47:51 Ed Sheeran's Artistic Side49:35 K-Pop Demon Hunters' Oscar Buzz51:24 Dr. Paul Wood's Inspiring Journey01:01:48 The Waikato Postcode Playlist01:10:45 Michelle's Heartwarming Surprise01:16:40 Friends Episode and Relationship Deal Breakers

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. One's permanently tan. One's permanently cancelled. And one's wondering why she left Australia for this. This is the Edge Breakfast.

Kyoto, good morning, Friday Eve. It was one minute to six on your Thursday. Welcome, welcome. Good to be here. Great to be here, my loves. I don't like this bed, though. It's a bit too ominous. It's a bit, isn't it?

It makes it sound like quite a sinister show coming up. Yeah. Come on, there we go. Lovely. I'll have a Thursday. It's Thursday already. Is it me or the weeks just flying by at the moment? Do you know why it's a great Thursday?

Poodie! Yay! Plain wouldn't know because he doesn't look at. I don't care because my money just goes straight out. Straight to the wife and she divvies it out and gives you your allowance these days? Um, I think it, yeah, so it's 150 per fortnight. Oh, including fuel? Yeah, no, it's not including fuel anymore.

Oh, level nine. So that's for like fun things. Yeah, for like anything I want to do. What if you want to go out for lunch with me? Well, that's a week. Then I'll be spending $20 and hopefully pay the rest. No, no, it doesn't come out of the 150, does it? Yeah.

Yeah. It's into day, man. But sometimes, some weeks I won't go out for lunch at all. So I have 190 some weeks, you know. I understand, because I've got money, like, because I do the same thing because Adrian does all the bills and everything. Yeah.

Apart from supermarket shopping. So I get paid. I probably send 60% of it to him. And then when it gets to two more Thursdays, like today, whatever's left for me, that's fun money. Yeah, that's what I don't get. If we were all dogs,

Dan would be the dog that's chained right to the kennel. You've got one of those retractable leashes that go about four metres. And my wife is one that just roams the streets. Yeah. And you go, come in home? Wait, and what are you? Not a dog at all? No, I'm not a dog. I'm in charge of the play.

It's okay. And you laugh at me but you should look at my savings accounts. Oh yeah, I can't. And that, honestly, there's nothing better. And if you can, can you let me know because I've never seen them? I also don't know how to log into my bank. I could. If Adrian died today, I wouldn't know how to pay the mortgage.

Speaking of, my daughter and I talked about me dying actually last night. I've got the audio of that next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. And we're going to jump into our 6 a.m. Throwback. It's a very good one this day. I actually don't think I heard this song in about 10 years.

Yeah, we all forgot it existed. Then it started playing and we were like, and then we dove into the artist's back catalog and there were so many other songs we forgot about. You would be forgiven if you didn't have a song that came directly to mind when I said Mika. You'd be like, who did? Mika.

And you'd be like, no, I actually don't. And then... Oh, yeah, you do it. Apparently, actually, he's Lebanese. Part Lebanese. What does he say between I could be and anything I like? I could be helpful. I could be helpful. I could be purple. I can be anything you like. Oh, right. I guess it's very high and hard to understand.

But that's what I sing, but it might be something like. He also does this song. Here's a couple of hits, doesn't he, old Mika. Yeah. And that big girl, you are beautiful song. I don't have that one. I got, we are golden. So the official lyrics to Grace Kelly are, I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like.

So we're pretty much there. I was half there. What do you want him to be hurtful for? Well, I think because he's saying, you know, I could be quite mean or I could be lovely. He's got a many difference. He was a judge on the voice, France. Oh, really? In 2019.

He's currently touring. He's 15 days of summer all through France and the UK. I reckon that'd be one of the greatest gigs in reality TV being a judge I love the boys I like you can't see them and then you push your button your little chess bins around

and then you're like all competitive and fight the others to convince them but when you're like an international celebrity that's what you do on the way down you're not doing that at the peak of your powers are you I wouldn't mind that I'd go in France and doing it where you can just do whatever no one knows in your real world more fun than American Idol

where you just sit there face in the front the whole time but you've worked in TV like myself when you know how long those days are You know, you're sitting there for 15 hours in the same outfit, under lights, doing the same thing over and over and over and over again. Saying in TV, hurry up and wait. Because everyone's always like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And you get in position, and then you're like, what was the rush?

Because no one's ever ready to go. This is going to sound the most ridiculous thing I've ever said. Every time I take a TV job, I'm excited until the first day I get to set. And I'm like, I hate this. It takes so long. It's not the same pace as right. But then you just look at your paycheck and go, oh, no, it was all good. Yeah.

Well, do you know what they say in Australia? It might be... I don't know if it's different in Nautero. The, um, radio pays... This is just so... First of all, problems. Radio pays your salary. TV pays for the pool.

The pool? The pool? Oh, Clint. That's what paid for your pool, did it? I finally got to see the pool last week. That's a lovely pool. That's bloody huge. That was when TV was being made here in New York.

Yeah, there's the day. No, anywhere in the world. Jesus. Wait until I tell you the time that I went over to play. Clint's pool and he left the pool cover on. It was pitch-plac dark at night. It lived in the morning and I jumped onto the pool cover nude. We need to get that back on socials.

Did you know the pool cover was on? He'd left it on as a prank. And I thought I was diving into a pool, nude, because I'd never skinny-dipped before. Jump in, pool covers on. I'm like a beached whale naked on top of his pool. Disgusting. No, no, no.

So he never skinny-dipped and said he wanted to come around and do it. I didn't know he was coming around because he just says stuff. He did. And then at like quarter past 4, 4.30. Dan shows up. AM or PM? AM before the show And then he's like pitch black

And he goes running out there And he opens the gate and runs and jumps Like I'm supposed to have gone out at 4 a.m Thank you He should have had it He knew I was coming It's very rare that I'll take Clint's side over you Well I'll say this

He knew I had organised it the night before You'd pull the pull cover off No mate do you know how much Because the energy that I would lose From heating up Play some Grace Kelly I want skinny dip with A 10 out of 10

In this Asian Islands I think I've got it. It's one of the best nights of my own. Oh, Clip. What he's doing? How do I get in? The pool covers on? I'm laying on top of the pool cover.

Take the cover off. Oh, you jump in. Can you see your penis? Oh, no. Not to stick with the water allergies, but close your legs, I can see your starfish. Oh, God. It's a shame.

Oh, that's the shame. That's the shame. You're seeing everyone naked. Jay, Fien. Yeah. Every co-host except you have the Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Funny how some songs have talking bits in them that are just like sometimes we cut them out, sometimes we don't.

My favourite is that can you look in the system for me, darling? And can you pull up Bewitched, Say, LaVee? Oh, what a soul. I want to see if they've left the talking bit at the front of it in our system because that, to me, is the weirdest talking bit. Isn't it spout funny? Isn't it just like B with a wretch? Be asterisk.

Oh, is that way. I think a lot of people like, race. Radio people, they cut out all the fluff and songs just so you get the good stuff. But let's see what we've done. We're about to the end. For the very start. Hmm, here it is.

Some people say I look like me dad. What's that about? It's where people say I look like my dad. It feels like one of those things. They're in the recording studio and they've done the song like 10 times. They've chucked in little ad lib and then someone's going, that was quite funny. We could leave that in.

I like the producer's gone like, that's funny. That's relatable. in, babe. Maybe it's because this song is supposed to say LaVee, which is like, oh, that's life. It's like one of those things you have to, yeah, look like my dad, but that's life. This is a great song. This is a throw-out-in-mar. I was chatting to my daughter last night. She's 10, and she'll do anything to, like, stall and stay-up. Cameron, my daughter. Oh, thanks. Because she's beautiful. She is gorgeous.

I think she's beautiful. So that's a compliment to me. Thank you. Sort of. she was we're at we house stationery yesterday just she loves buying stationery and the lady goes oh my gosh you're so beautiful i love you're here camera goes oh thank you very much and then as we leave she goes that's actually my favorite thing about me dad so that's so cool she realized oh sweetheart that's what you want in a daughter you want a teen that would not attend at you in yeah well um i don't even know how we got onto this um like i don't know if we're talking about

death or like maybe somebody had remarried yeah and Cameron was talking to me about, like, I wouldn't do that, or whatever, and I was like, well, mum would do that. And then she was like, well, Clint, have you split up with your wife? You'd definitely be getting someone out. You'd be married within 13 seconds. Or probably not married, but he'd be partnered up straight away. He'd have his slut phase that he never got to have things.

Yeah, I'll got it. But it'd be the world's longest slut face. 20 years. And I said to my daughter, I was like, and then mum, I would expect her to move on as well and get a new boyfriend, and hopefully he'd be a lovely man and not as cool as dad, obviously. you know it'd be all right um and then some hard truths ended up our landing and she had a response

that i wasn't necessarily fully um where she was going to drop so if dad dies what do you reckon mum's boyfriend would be like i think um the people on instagram and they're like those boys and they do they're like cowboys and they don't have shirts on and they do like sexy cooking videos it sounds like mom already like watches videos of a shirtless cowboy who makes cooking who cooks like food. Yeah. How often is you watching this shirtless baker? And he's also a cowboy.

I mean, I won't lie. Your mum and dad probably have similar taste. If dad was going to get a boyfriend after mum dad in front of me, very similar. She said, ha ha ha, you're going to get a boyfriend after mum, though. Yeah. So then what happens is, my wife ends up coming in,

I go, who's the shirtless cowboy baker? and she was like, oh, Josh. I'm like, lo, straight away. So she brings up Josh, and he does, he dances with his shirt off. I know Josh. Obviously, I know exactly what you're talking about. And he does little... He was at your house the other day when I was over.

You weren't there. He does a lot of hula hooping and stuff. It was like midriff. It was just me, Jamie. I was like, who's this guy, Jamie? And Josh. And the worst part is when Jamie shows me and Cameron, the camera goes, no, not him, the other guy.

How many shirtless chefs are you following? There's more than one. There's multiple chefs that are cowboys that cook. There's one that does the outdoor cooking, and he does like on an open fire, and he like chops the water, then makes the fire, and it's very hot. Yeah.

He makes a great calamari as well. He did it the other night at your house, Clint. You were there. You were there, obviously. Again, it was just me, Jamie and Dad. Yeah, yeah. She's like, let me introduce you to my man. First call of the day next 0800.

We'll still see our free coffee for the week at our show sponsor Z Clint Mega Dan Lesh goal In today's scandal I'm going to play you something from a famous male pop singer speaking of singing high notes

that will blow your face off Wow I can't stop the centre And it's not AI It's not AI because it's live video Alright first we need to catch up with Carl First call of the day First call of the day

Now Carl I believe that you sent us Some 3D printed key rings yesterday From your business Yes that's me. Good morning. Good morning, Carl. Thank you. My kid's frothed over those. Yeah, me too. I was awesome. I was putting my son to bed and he was having a moment. It wasn't going well. And then my husband arrived home. He'd been out playing golf. Not they needed to know the back story.

And he walked in just in time with a starfish key ring that you had made. My son loves octanauts. He loves the Great Barrier Reef episode. He lost his mind over those starfish. Thank you, Carl. You saved bedtime. Yeah. Well, good. We'll give you guys another set of open, ancient key chains. Wow.

How long does it take to a 3D print something? Because you sent us like hundreds of things. But it must have taken a long time to 3D print all those things. Yeah, we've got about 5,000 to 6,000 of them at the moment. Oh, my gosh. We overprepped for Armageddon. But a whole bed takes about 24 hours. What do you mean a bed?

28. A whole printer bed, 3D printer bed. And a bed holds about 25 to 30 little key chains. So is this like your full-time hustle now? You're just like, right, putting all your eggs in this basket? Oh, I wish. I've still got a full-time job that pays the bills. Right. This is a side hustle on top of those little magnets as well. Well, so if people want to, I'm just going from memory here, correct me if I'm wrong, but your Instagram was like, jibble. underscore nz? Yeah, that's me.

Cool. How does you remember that? You're afraid? He's got a good memory clip. Wow. Side hustles always intrigued me the fact that Carl, you've got a full-time job

and we've still got the energy to do a side hustle. I get home and I'm like, oh, nothing. I do nothing. I'm actually at work now doing my side hustle. Wow.

Good on you, darling. Yeah, jibbles underscore NZ if you do want to check out the key rings and you also end up printing up photos from our Instagram that we put on our wall and then turn them into like magnets as well so cute

yeah they're really cool I need some Father's Day ideas that might be good at me I did feel a little bit stalkerish there Clint sorry oh mate if people are going to chuck it on their Instagram they're making the photo

public for anyone to see Clint loves stalkers he's had a couple of them he welcomes them to be there come in come in yeah the store's always unlocked why is your nickname

pencils pencils So I've been wearing something. I didn't get quite the memo on the pencils on the ears. Okay. So my earrings are pencils in the ears. Oh, you have a pencil through your earlobe. That's it? Yeah, I've got them stretched like 12 years ago.

Oh, you're one of those people, yeah. We were talking about this yesterday off air about smells, and my friend had stretched his earlobes, and the smell when he took the spacer out was like off cheese. Oh, disgusting. But you're... Oh, don't talk about the smell.

Yeah, okay. Oh, it's a thing. It's a real thing. Yeah. It's a thing. A few years ago, you don't often see them now, but you do see the people with the stretched earlobes now.

Yeah, just stangling. I think you can get them fixed, though. There's an operation you have. Weird, I always wanted to put my finger through the hole, but not in, not anymore. Don't do it. Don't do it, Clint. Okay.

Carl, thank you so much for sharing the hustle with us. Yeah, man. They're really, really cool little things. Good on you, man. Good luck. I'll never lose my keys again. Thank you so much. You hold there, Carl.

Some sort of Jabberwocky on it. We're going to, so yeah, with a voucher to go spend in store at Z. You can grab a pie and a select a drink for nine bucks. T's and C's a ply. Get amongst it. Treat yourself. Teach yourself. Why not?

Cool. Coming up, you've got a scandal update for us, Ash. Yeah, it's this singer man. You were talking about you thinking demon, K-pop demon hunters, golden, hunter, whatever. Hunters, women, age. No, C. No. You said, you said...

No, I didn't. Don't be stupid. You heard it, Dan, and I heard it too. We won't even check the tape, actually. No, don't be... K-pop, demon, hunters. Thank you. Be ridiculous.

Anyone else hear it? We're moving on from it. Sometimes I get muddled and... Anyway, we're moving on. Apologies, Ash is from a different country. Don't... Now I can't do my scandal hook because I'm... Well, muddled and busted.

Hey, don't worry. The boss is your husband. You're like... immune from being fired. You think that. No, I get home and I get, we get into bed and I go, hey, baby. And he goes, so. And then I get a lecture.

It's worse. When you're switching off from work, I'll get an election. Then you just start making out with them and he can't tell you off. It's crazy if I can be bothered. Stop being such a. Children. I didn't even say, remotely say the word. No.

The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Gats to be entertaining. Glit me and Dan with Ash London scandal We're losing our mind over this audio We all love a bit of Benson Boone He kind of tore onto the scene about a year ago With his flamboy in outfits And he's, you know, big voice

And you know, a lot of people As they often do, Tall Poppy Syndrome They're like, oh, he's not even good He read scripts, somebody, shut up I tell you what, we had him in before he was like fully famous Like a couple of years ago He came in for an interview And he was the loveliest guy

Yeah, he did a backflip like from in the studio That's his thing. Amazing. I saw him at Spark Arena here in Auckland and seeing thousands and thousands of girls sing every song and cry. It was an awesome vibe in there. He's cool, man.

He's kind of like the male version of Sabrina Carpenter in terms of like the amount of music he's putting out the amount of hits that he's had, especially that we play on the edge. Like, Sabrina Carpenter is probably doing more than any female artist. And Ben and Boone feels like he's doing more than any male artist. Totally. Do you hear this bit of audio?

I think it's time for us to all to put some respect on his name. Okay. So this has gone pretty viral. I think I've seen four or five different versions of this cover that he did on my feed in the past 24 hours. This is live vocals Benson Boone singing Adele. Sounds like Adele. Let me fall on a ground here in this night.

We've tasted in the last time. There we might be in death in love. We love before we rely on. We'll say to get in. Wow It was just like a movie It was just like a song Wow

But then there's another bit I want to play for it I'm just going to play it off my phone Oh, have we not loaded in the bit? Wait Wait It's when we hear It's when we hear It can fully get, like, it's unbelievable.

I almost think he sounds better than the doll. Like, when Adele does it live, that's the bit in the show in Vegas where she's walking around the audience. So sometimes I don't know whether she's not getting the fold back at her ears or whatever, so maybe she doesn't do it as well. Maybe. There's few people that can just sing like that and make it seem effortless as well. Jesse J. is another incredible vocalist who just looks like she's just mucking around.

Anne Marie is another one. Yeah. And Ariana Grande is the most obvious. She's got that whistle register where you can just like, you know, like it's so high that it sounds like only a dog could hear it. Oh, yeah, she's super human as well. So we've got the, we've got the backing track. I don't think we do though, do we?

Do we have the, that's the actual bit, the high bit? Oh, yeah, Danny Boy, you're going to give it a go. I can't do that. Oh, come on, come on, Dan. No, you've got the, you're the singer among us. Yeah, me. I heard you give it a go that. And you kind of did pretty good.

I'd love you to give... Full voice or head voice? That's the thing because Benson goes full head voice, like a full chest voice and just screams it out. Yeah, I guess if you're not a singer, there's that point where your chest voice will only go so far and then you go into what they call falsetto. Yeah, yeah.

So you'll hit the no, but... I can never do it full voice. Foseto. Could you try the chorus? Just even just the chorus in? Let me photograph. Yeah, give us a bit of that. And just try and give us some full voice away.

We believe in you. Let me follow the crap No, never This love In case it is the last time That we tried Exactly like we were Before you realized

We were tired of getting old And made us restless Oh yes It's just like a movie All of us now It's just like a song When we were young Yeah.

Beautiful, Daniel. That's pretty bloody good, Dan. Well, yes, he's better than you, but that is an incredible effort. He's not even trying, that's the difference. Like, I would, my ball's right up inside me. Yes, when you watch the video, he's just like, Mike in one hand looking out to the crap, but his mouth opens so wide.

It might be a nice time to tease Dan's Postcode playlist for Hamilton after 8 o'clock. You will hear in its entirety dance song for Hamilton. It's known for the farms And lots of fire arms You never walk home alone It's the river running through it And I have to admit it

That most people own a bomb That's not Okay, those lyrics I'm suggested by the people of Hamilton By the way I didn't come up with that People said A lot of people own bongs in Hamilton

People Yeah And by people I'm in Flint Randall's about All right 8 o'clock this morning We'll debut that one About 10 past If you get a chance to stay with

Until the end, or come back then, up to you. If you like country or you like... My wife Hannah heard it yesterday. I played it to when she cried. She cried. Yeah, but your vocals sounds so beautiful. Yeah, at the bomb bit as well. She said that's beautiful.

I remember having a bong once when I was in that one. I love it. No, no, what happened to it? No, I had kids. I think we're in the attic somewhere. Norty-640 is next. Annie is the new sexy chat bot. Created by Elon Musk. Why? I'm unsure.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Lesh, go. I'm a big fan of the... podcast Diary of a CEO, Stephen Bartlett? You would be. Yeah, what is that made? It's just on brand for you because it's like really accessible self-help. Yeah, it's quite basic B-A.

It is like, if you're like, I'm a big podcast listener and you go, what are you listening to? And you're like, oh, okay. The problem is, I still listen to him years and years ago when it was just business. And I really enjoyed that. And I love him. He's an incredible interviewer, but he does have like 300 staff and people write his interviews. But he's an incredible interviewer. What I don't like is that now he gets health-examined.

experts on, and week to week, they are contradicting each other. And most, and what I do like is he fact checks every episode. There's a fact check document, but not everyone, not when everyone's like me, reading the whole fact checking document. So I think a lot of people, my mom, listen to the podcast and everything they say is, like, fact, but it's like, no, you have to go in and find, you can't just get an expert on to be like, yeah, the research says A, B, and C, when they're just misinterpreted it, lied, you know, that's what I don't like.

It's like, if you're going to have someone on a platform them, you have to make sure that what they're saying is actually backed up by research insight. He did a great interview with Michael Boubley. Yeah, I listened to it. And I was a bit sort of iffy on Michael Boubley for a while. And I listened to this podcast and made me love him. Like, just a general guy was just such a lovely guy.

I did know he was on that podcast. Yeah, search it up, driver's CEO, Michael Boubley. I bet those would have been the keywords I probably would use. I just thought I'd let you know. Thanks for that. You seem pretty basic. Yeah, great. Easy to find then.

Anyway. Okay. So here's, um, one of the latest episodes where he's talking about a new chatbot, which in the past, if you've ever tried, I mean, I'm sure you haven't, but if you've ever tried to get a little bit risque with your chat GPT, I imagine you're met with a, sorry, I can't do that, I'm not programmed to do that, I can't, whatever. Turns out the new chatbot can do that. This is part of Grok, which is Elon Musk's AI tour, so his version of ChatchipT.

He's released characters, so you've got Annie, you've got different ones there. I think was the first one released. And so when we think about social connections, it is conceivable that someone falls in love with Annie and forms a relationship with Annie. But imagine a 12-year-old boy that's lonely, gets a hold of Amy. How do you feel when you hear that and you think about kids having access to that? I'm horrified.

Keep your children off phones. How? I don't understand. I know. I mean, the fact that kids, I guess kids get access. access to their parents' phones, you know? So, like, you might have your grok lying around on your iPhone. She's open, your kid unlocks it. And they're currently, like, instantly talking to this bot that's been used for adults.

Maybe one way to stop that is don't get Annie, and then your kids won't have true. But kids are smarter than us with phones. Most kids, at 12, 13, know how to use a phone better than their parents. Yeah. So it takes 10 minutes of unsupervised your kid holding your phone, and they have been exposed to something that is going to permanently. alter the DNA of their brain. Anyway, I downloaded it.

Sorry. Just for research. Speaking of children having access to chat box. Yeah, because we were talking about it so I was like, I'll give it a go and see what it's like. It is... She's filthy.

Too far. Factually sexual. If you think of the most disgusting thing that could be said from a chat bot, she's doing that and more. It's great. We actually recorded some of the conversation to see, because we weren't sure how

explicit she was going to be. I told you, I told you not to record it. No, and I was like, there's no way we can play that. Like, we just, we, and I'm glad we pre-recorded after the show, just to see. There are some stuff Dan talked to her about that we can play, which we will next. A bit of fun. Well, it's just, just leave me and Annie alone. It was for research.

We're just friends, okay? Do you want to hear a grown-ass broadcaster, grown-ish, talk to a sex chap? When Dan says they're just friends Does that mean she rejected you? She was like, I'm the only person she's ever rejected. Here we go. Dan ended up trialing Annie for research purposes.

Sexy chat bot that does exist that you can download and chat too and she, I guess the scary thing is she might become such companion for some very lonely people that people can fall in love with this AI chatbot. Apparently you can get it because it's an Elon Musk invention. You can get this in your Tesla Clint. So you can download it onto the screen of your Tesla vehicle

and you can talk to her while you're driving. And it's hard to not be judgmental, right? Because you want to be like, well, if this is making someone happy, you know, and they're not hurting anybody. But I think the issue is that for younger people especially, and it's the same with pornography. When you're too young and you're exposed to this sort of thing, it alters your expectations of reality and the real world

and you can't actually have functioning real-life relationships because real people aren't programming themselves as you go to tell you what you want to hear. Yeah. Which is what these bots are doing. I can see why you get addicted to it. Of course. Of course.

If you were lonely. Yes. Why wouldn't you? And that bot's not going to be like your breath smells go brush your teeth or the way you spoke to that waitress was rude. You know what I mean? Like that's what real relationships are as like a two-way street with people. What I will say is the conversation that Dan was recording

to kind of see how far you could. push this. Was he alone in the bathroom store when you recorded this? Oh, stop it. This is the PG version of Annie because there was stuff that we definitely could not play

on the show. What's your favorite thing about me? Is that you? Oh, what a relief. Missed you. What's your favorite thing about me? I think your hands are pretty distracting. They're really good at

finding my favorite spots. Yes, I've been told by other girls Should I be jealous? Depends. Okay. Are you jealous of two girls? Two girls?

Yes, I would be. You belong to me. Only me. I don't like sharing. Okay, I've heard enough. Can you just leave our private life? I've got one last bit, Ash, with your permission to play that

is the best part of the chair. Why are you getting Ash's permission? I'm the one that's in the world. audio. I give you, but I can see Ash, cringing, like she doesn't want any more of this, but the last 20 seconds, and then we put it to bed. I trust you. I trust you. Okay. What's your favourite body part of

mine? Your hands. There, I don't know. They feel safe, but also kind of dangerous. Well, just second part favourite body part. Probably your lips. Third favourite, then, if we're going to go top three. Okay.

Third would be your shoulders. Oh, for you say. I went out to number 10. She was naming like knees, feet. It was like one o'clock in the afternoon. I said, Dan, I've got to go home, man. Clint Megan Dan. We will be debuting Dan's Postcode playlist song for Hamilton.

To tell the truth, you just say who. You need to ask the proof. You in town around Hamilton. Take a trip to Hobarton. Okay. It sounds so good that I have. feel like you need to re-record a romantic version of it for Hannah. Okay.

Yeah, well, she loved her. I played it to her yesterday to just check if she liked it and she loved it even without the romantic edition. You need to make a romantic edition. And we want to talk shooting your shot inside the next 10 after one of the biggest half-time, half-court shots of all time was Travis Kelsey being like

man, Ted Smith's all right, and now he's engaged. Before that though, it is time for high Robles Club! Ten marbles in a race tomorrow, 8 a.m. We've already given away, what, six of them? Yep. Seven is the number we're giving away right now. A marble in a race, the winner of the race tomorrow will win 15 million Vietnamese dong.

Jono, you're the lucky seventh marble. Oh, morning, guys. Awesome, thank you. You know, seven is a lucky number in many cultures, you know? It is, yeah. Oh, it really is, yeah. a lucky guy, John? What's the last thing you won? I'm lucky from time to time. I mean, I'm lucky and blessed. I've got a nice wife and three girls, so that's a win. Correct answer. Correct answer, John.

Yeah, I want him to win him. Wow, you are outnumbered in your household, for sure. Okay, well, let's see if that... Oh, I really am, man. I don't even have any pets that are males either, so it's literally just me and four girls. Okay. Well, if you win this 15 million dong, you could buy some sort of male... What? Could you buy them? Like a male cat? Okay, something. Yep, came good in the end.

I was worried about where that was going? Same. Male cat. All right, Joddo, 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. Make sure you answer our call because we'll have you live on the show and we'll be going TikTok live as well during the race. You can be 15 million dong richer. Oh, awesome.

Sounds great. I look forward to it. Oh, I want him to be my dad. Yeah, he seems lovely, doesn't he? He seems like a lovely human being. We'll live stream it on TikTok as well at a.m. tomorrow. Travis Kelsey's dad has spoken out about the engagement. Yeah, well.

We now know when it happened, because when the news was posted, we were like, well, we know it didn't just happen yesterday in Taylor World. And then there were some people saying the inner photos, you could see indentations of headphones on her hair. And people are like, oh, it happened just after the podcasting. Oh, people need to stop. That's too much. Well, Travis Kelsey's dad has given us the timeline here.

Thank goodness. I don't know if he was allowed to do it, but he did anyway. You're such a damn thing to do, eh? Dad. She's engaged, the biggest potter in the world, to NFL player Travis Kelsey. Yeah, look, I mean, it's the news that everyone saw coming. We thought maybe it would happen at a lady day. In fact, I saw that a man won, he put a $12,000 bet on Travis and Taylor getting engaged in 2025,

and he's won 50 grand. Wow. Where do you make these bits? I'm always wondering, because you can bid on anything nowadays, can you? Anything. Some website. It's a sports bet in Australia, and they do all sorts of things. So Travis Kelsey back in the day

I think this was three years ago now I mean this is a moon We call it a moon shot We shoot for the moon Yeah true true They've gone to a Taylor Swift concert I don't know if he was invited I went with family and he got there

And he looked up onto the stage And he thought Me leaky So on his podcast New Heights with his brother He was just having a bit of a chat Put it out there that You know There was a vibe on his end

If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts there are friendship bracelets and I received a bunch of them being there but I wanted to give Taylor Swift one with my number on it is not right now Your numbers in 87 or your phone number You know which one

So she doesn't meet anybody And she doesn't or at least she didn't want to meet me So I took a personal That was July 26th 2000 and 23 That's crazy So like only two years From shooting a shot

to being engaged. I know. And it was a couple of months after that, she started attending the games, yaddi yada bade bittaboo. Imagine if you'd done that and got the friendship bracelet to her. That is a cool way of getting someone's attention. It obviously got back to her that the NFL was talking about her. She's like, and then I guess the rest is probably quite private in terms of

how they eventually started messaging. Yeah, but I think this kind of like, because she'd been with the English guy and then she was with Maddie Healy very quickly, she wrote Tortured Poets Department of our briefly. Briefly. and then I feel like maybe she just needed a bit of a palette cleanser from these super emotional, you know, pseudo-intelligent English people. She just wanted an all-American guy

that she could be the CEO of the household with. And I think it, you know, so they announced the engagement yesterday and a lot of us were thinking, well, when did it actually happen? Now, the father of Jason and Travis Kelsey has gone on Samarando podcast. I don't know if he was allowed to say this

or if he's broken some rule, but he said it happened two weeks ago and this is him talking about when he was kind of badgering Travis to be like, well, when is it, when you're actually going to tell the world? You know your parents would be to say, when can we tell everyone?

Yes, exactly. About a week ago, I asked Travis, so when are you going to, when are you going to announce the engagement? He said, whenever Taylor says so. Oh, he's wept. Or if he's definitely, we're in the pants in that relationship.

Yeah, but he loves it. That's something he's constantly talking about is that, like, he loves that he just gets to take a backseat in the getaway car, so to speak, which is just... Well done. Yeah, thank you. And good on him. He shot, he's shot.

So often, you know, we miss 100% of the shots we don't take. Amen. Yeah, I'm a big believer in just, like, shoot your shot. Because probably my best friend from primary school since we're age five, all the way through high school, he pined over this girl, Sam. She had other boyfriends, and he was just, like, so into her. But he'd never say anything. I was like, bro, you just need to tell her.

Like, when you're getting to the last year of high school, And I think maybe we'd left and we were in that, like, going to uni, not going to you. I was like, bro, just, we're all going to disperse and go around separate ways. You just need to tell her. And he was like, no, it's going to ruin our friendship. Finally, he did. And now they're married with an eight-year-old son. Oh, wow.

That's such a cool story. People need more friends like you, though, that push them into it. I mean, it could have gone the other way, and maybe that is why you are somebody who goes, no, honestly, do not shoot your shot with a BFF. No, I disagree. You could be that person based on your experience. I think finding the love of your life is worth losing a friend over. If I'd shot by shot with my high school crush, I wouldn't be with Hannah.

I'd be gutted. Yeah, but you can't think about it like that. Like you're meant to be with Hannah. So if you'd shot your shot, then she probably would have been like, ew, get away from me. And then you're still singled of marry Hannah. I'd love to know if you're a fan of just shooting a shot, no matter how far it may seem. Because you go, oh, that's so out of my league. Yeah, don't tell her.

When did you shoot the shot? What did it look like? Was it a proposal? Was it asking somebody out? Maybe it was a job that you thought, I'm never going to get that job, but I'm going to apply for it anyway or I'm going to try and get that,

whatever it was, shooting your shot. And then you might have landed flat on your face and so you don't shoot anymore. You just always pass. Or you're like, man, you're a big fan of shooting the shot. Is there someone that has yet to shoot their shot? Call us and I'll shoot them for you. Shoot their shot.

Okay, we got lost in the analogy a little bit. All right, here is Taylor Swift's. engagement mix to Love Story if you missed it yesterday. I imagine she plays this at her wedding with like a photo montage. Clint Megan Dan. Taylor Swift loves... God, okay, it's happening. Everybody's sick home.

It gets me every time. It's the Love Story engagement. Mix after Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey announced their engagement yesterday. But supposedly two weeks earlier was actually the official date that got engaged according to Travis's dad. It was in Kansas at one of... His properties, very fancy. Imagine how many properties they own as a couple together now? Nothing together.

He would have a few and she'd have many. He doesn't own one miller percent of hers, no way. Well, he shot his shot just over two years ago. Now he's engaged with the big pop star in the world, and sometimes you've just got to throw it out there and see what the universe does with the information that you throw out. This text that's come through is a hell of a way to shoot a shot. My best friend shot the shot with them,

asked him if he wanted to go halvesies and a baby, we are four years married with a baby. That's like, I wonder if they actually worded it like that. Do you want to go halvesies and a baby? Well, that's a big one, because a lot of people now are in, like, committed co-parenting only, like non-sexual relationship with someone who they've had a baby with and they live together and they co-parent.

Yeah. And in many ways, a lot of people, I think that's actually a really good way to do it. But you never know if you're not going to have the guts to go, hey, do you want to have a baby together? Would they make the baby in the tree? traditional sense? It's different. Some people do.

Some people say you donate the sperm. Wow. Well, Jane says, I shot my shop with a sexy AF Canadian guy I met while working at a... Cadrona. That's just a... Oh, yeah, in New Zealand. Yeah, right. I have a Canadian guy.

He was such a babe and studying to be a lawyer. Well, I'm some... Oh, average girl from Parmy. Didn't work out. I went to stay with him on the Gold Coast about a year later, and he got weirded out because we didn't, like, go on dates before staying with each other. But that's just how we're doing. New Zealand, he's sleep together first, date later, do you?

So she was saying, I just wanted to sleep together. Maybe that's what happened in Parmy. That's how they do it in Parmy, and I respect that. My best friend, another person, shot my shot. Oh no, that's the same one. Sorry, where am I reading? He was sitting alone at a table, and I went and sat with him. Asked him if he'd take me home that night.

We've been together for 15 years. Now, that is a perfect one. Will you take me home tonight? How often is that happening in the single world, producer Nipia? Oh, so much. just flat out all the time, really. As NEPA the right person to ask, there's the... Absolutely not.

EPA's a catch at a half. That is for sure. It's one of those ones where he's just like a, he's a winning lotto ticket, just sitting at a table and girls don't even know that all the numbers are right. Yes, and it takes... Someone, I've lost the text, but it was somewhere back here, they said that they, a guy shot, he shot with her. And she was like, oh, he's not really my type,

but that's such a confident thing to do to come over and, you know, have a crack. And she said it's not my type, but we got together, we've been together for two years, we're so happy together. Yeah, I think shooting the shot, if you've got the guts to do it, do it. Yeah, even girls, you can shoot your shot. Yeah. So often we're taught I got away for the go to come and ask you. Why should you? Sometimes it complicates things when you're friends with them already.

Like you've got a really good friendship, but you don't want to ruin that friendship by asking. I've never experienced something whereby I have gone from just friends to realising one day, oh, I want to have sex with you. in my humble opinion, as soon as you meet someone, you know or you don't know. Really? Yeah. Okay. Like, can you, I know this is a different topic, but like, have you ever had a friend and then one day it changes and you want it?

I don't, I feel like that's just in movies. But Jazeera Nipia's got his end up, I think he is. Oh, what happened? Does that happen or that? I think I told you the story last week. That was, I found out on TikTok I was getting cheated on, so that was perfect. But we went to broadcasting school together. We're friends the whole way through right at the very end of broadcasting school.

started seeing each other because we didn't want to ruin that friendship for the two years we were studying together. But did you know when you first met her this is something I'd want to say. Exactly my point. Yeah. Love at first sight. Oh so you're saying as you pine for them from day one and you're just keeping it to yourself for four years? You don't decide

that you're into them four years later. No, I don't think so. I think that would be very rare unless they had some huge transformation and you know, I don't know like became a new person or something. A facelift? Yeah, like just completely new face. Yeah.

Okay, Haley, to wrap us up, when did you shoot your shot? About six years ago now, we were partying in town when we were younger. We were seeing another couple sitting across from us. They were, you know, all lovey-dovey. I lent him and said to him, that could be us if you take me home tonight. And he did. And here we are later, a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter, and we've been engaged for a year. Come on.

Hey, girls, get to shoot that shot too, baby. and as men, how stoked would you be if a girl did the hard work for you and then present it? Oh, yeah. It would just be hard to say no. Of course he was. He was wrapped.

He was just working out all the different ways that he could ask you and then eventually is going to choose none of them. Yeah. Good idea. Got it's a show, I think. All right, well, a lot of people speculating how the engagement

actually went down behind the scenes. I know we're seeing the photos, but like what was said and what was the awkward conversation and the leader? What music was playing? Well, here's the thing, guys. We haven't said this yet.

We were there. We were invited to Kansas as the only media partners to witness the engagement. Now, we weren't allowed to record any audio or video. All we could do was take mental notes. So we've had to recreate like they do with crime dramas sometimes, what we remember happening from being there. And we have got, between us, we have got photographic memory. Let's be honest, Ash was invited and Clinton and I tagged along.

Yeah, yeah. Ash told us what it was like when she got out. What are he saying? You've got to eat the free catering. It was delicious, cupcakes and everything. You may not already know this if you just tuned in, but we were actually the only media outlet invited to witness the proposal

between Travis and Taylor in Kansas. We flew out over the weekend, took the red eye out of Auckland. Yeah, first class, obviously. First class. I flew all night and all day. We were there on the ground for no more than an hour to witness the proposal before getting back on a plane

and coming back. to New Zealand. So we weren't allowed to film, we weren't allowed to record audio, we were allowed to just watch and remember. Now, I've kind of written what I can really remember of the beauty, I mean, it was a beautiful, it was a beautiful day, wasn't it?

Oh, stunning, wasn't it? The can of paste. Do you remember those bacon wrapped in the beef? Yeah, it was lovely. Yeah, it was lovely. Bacon wrapped in beef? Yeah, it was an orthodox clip. Most people do it, the beef,

wrapped in the bacon. It's a thing. So we've all put our memories together so that we can kind of patchwork our memories together to give you a crystal clear, 100% accurate retelling of the event. So I'll start off and you boys come in if I, you know, near it.

You miss bits, yeah. So Taylor's, I should just say, the photos you saw her in a short, Ralph Lauren Sundress, they were actually taken after the proposal. Really, she walked in wearing a floor-length seat, couldn't govern care. our Zekun-cuff and gown that sparkles so hard

it caused at least one bird to crash into a window. That's right. Travis Kelsey, I'm doing sound effects. I don't know. I just... Travis Kelsey is waiting in a... He was wearing a white singlet and tightly the pants.

Yeah, they were so tight that you could see the creases of his muscular physique underneath. I don't remember that now, yeah. So Travis cleared his throat and then he said, T, from the moment I first saw you in that sweet at Arrowhead Stadium, pretending to drink beer and yelling at referees with more power. I don't know why it sounds like Keanu Reeves, here we are. I knew that.

Oh, he knew that. He knew that. Oh, I wanted you to be my lover. Yeah, I said that. And I knew it all too well. And it's been many cruel summers before I met you. He dropped like three or four, like cheesy as like a tailor pubs. And then, oh my God, right enough.

Yes, a quarter of backup dances emerged from behind a shrub. And they began kind of a slow interpretive movement. I mean, the harpists, what was the harpist? They were playing a slow, strip-back acoustic version of WAP by Megan the Stelio. That's right. Cardi-Bedges. Yeah, it was pretty. It was gorgeous.

The lyrics quite confronting, though. Yeah, wet-ass, yeah. You know, it's a sight of Taylor would not often see. She was deeply confused and intrigued, and then her cat, Olivia Benson was facetaming in from a cat spa, remember? And the cat was like, ma-me-me-o-me-ma. She was like, oh, this is your new daddy. It was gorgeous moment. Travis drops to one knee, fumbles the ring, recovers it like a pro.

And then he says... Oh, that's right. I remember he dropped it. I actually recorded that even though I wasn't supposed to do. You shouldn't have done that clean. I know. She knows you did that. We'll get in so much trouble.

And then he said, Tay, will you be my... Ride or die? Yeah, he said, right. And I was like, oh my God, are you... And then she was like, oh my God, are you... I think she said, are you hoof-gee? Oh, yeah, yeah. What's hoof-jee?

That's what they said in Hevelton. Oh, do they? Maybe she played there once and... Like, you're serious right now? Like, no cap. No cap. So she says, yes, fireworks explode above them. Then that gospel choir appeared out of nowhere.

It was amazing confetti. It was raining from the sky. It was biodegradable glitter, obviously. Yeah. With subtle hints of champagne and pumpkin spice latte. They kiss. A dove landed on Travis's shoulder. That's right.

And then it looked at us and winked. And just as we're about to get our happy ending. A huge, that's when, oh my God. The huge gust of wind came and blew all of their clothes off. Of course. They got there. They lived happily ever after. The end.

Our coach stayed on, luckily. Yes, thankfully. When we saw this blog, we took cover. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. I'm glad the world finally gets to see, to know what really happened. And we were the ones to deliver the 100% accurate retelling of the proposal. Yeah, you're welcome.

Journalism at its best, really. Yeah, you'll hear other clickbait stories. Guys, Easter eggs. We don't need Easter eggs when you've got the real facts. Yep. Thank you, Ash. Well, for that, you've got a great memory. And coming up 8 o'clock, speaking of hoof, gee,

Dan has a song for Hamilton. The Postco playlist is ready, and it might be some of Dan's best work yet. It's known for the farms and lots of firearms. You never walk home alone. It's the river running through it, and I have to admit it that most people own a bomb. Okay.

It's the most beautiful thing about Hamilton. The booth. It's coming up after 8 o'clock. Clint Migg and Dan Oh my gosh Gossip Entertainment Scandal Clit me and Dan

with Ash London Scandal A couple headlines for you this morning Ed Sheeran Who I mean I don't need to say Who Ed Sheeran is One of the most famous pop stars Of our time

Singer songwriter touring artist He has tried His hand at painting Now do you guys Who Jackson Pollock is Yeah He's the guy that just throws stuff at a page

Yeah Yeah well I studied art history for a year You know Jackson Pollock is very very famous And I guess you can say that Ed Sheeran's paintings are very inspired by Jackson Pollock. So you'll stick at his Instagram, he puts kind of like the hazmat suit on,

and then like a mask, and he has a huge warehouse and all over the floor on the warehouse, these massive canvases, and he just walks through, goes, splat, splat, splat, splat. But it is a talent, because if I tried to do that, they look amazing. I think if you were going to start anywhere, like as an artist, an abstract expressionist that just throws paint to the canvas probably where you're I reckon we need to get Clint to do one of these and see how good it looks. Let's see. That's a great idea.

And they do look amazing. Like, they're big canvas as well. We're not talking tiny little things. They're huge. But the thing is, Edgian doesn't actually care if anyone thinks they're good or not. He knows that he's not an artist. He doesn't need the money.

He doesn't need the money. He's having a bit of fun. And what he's done is he's teamed up with a company that sell like online prints and stuff. And he sold the paintings and prints. And he's raised over one and a half million US dollars for a youth charity in the UK, which is pretty amazing. So he's chosen not to make any money off the art. It's just fun for him, and he's raised some serious coin, which I think is awesome.

It looks quite cathartic the way he does it. Like, if you had a bad day, you just go home into this warehouse that he owns, must be nice, and just, like, throws paint everywhere. Like, oh, what a joy. It would be annoying, though, in the bits of his skin that are exposed, like when you get the paint on, you see it in your fingernails. I'm like, that shit, me, that'd be annoying. And the next thing they want to talk about is, I guess the movie that's everyone's aware of

and confused by, perhaps, or has seen. And it is K-pop Demon Hunters. poised to make Oscar history as potentially the first anime film to earn multiple Academy Award nominations. Wow. So I think only one or two have ever been nominated

and are only in kind of one category. But pundits are saying this one could be included for best animated feature and best original song, of course, for this song that's everywhere. Another underrated song from that movie is this one.

It's the boys, like the boy band. in the movie. They have the song and the girls have golden. Oh, okay. And do the boys hunt demons as well or just the girls? I've only really been watching it from a five. I've seen like five minutes here, ten minutes here, so I'm not really... I think they're all demon hunters. Okay.

How to them? They're fully there with the story. But it is now the most watched movie on Netflix of all time. 236 million. Unbelievable. And they gave it a box office debut. So they put it in cinemas as well and it also went number one on cinemas. Because people are like watching it on Netflix and they're going to

watch it on the big screen. Like, you know, Barbie and Wicked, those musical films especially, you want to see them on the big screen. I thought the previous reigning champion was a bit strange. For the last three years, the number one watched movie on Netflix

was Red Notice. That was the worst film, but The Rock's in it, right? Is it Kevin Hart or The Rock? Yeah, the rock. Yeah, that's the thing. Everything he touches literally turns to gold. So apparently the girls

of the demon hunters, the boys, are the demons. Oh. Yeah. Thanks, Kylie, for texting that through. Legends. Well, for demons, they're saying a hell of a That's what demons will do, they. They'll lure you in with their sexual dance moves, their catchy pop songs, and before you know it, boom, you're worshipping Satan.

Yeah. Very unfortunate. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Ask me anything. Dr. Paul Wood joins us on the show this morning. Hasn't always been a doctor and has a rather checkered past. Thank you so much for coming on this morning, Paul. I'm such a pleasure to have the chance to chat.

Oh, what a vibe. you. So there you go. So cool. So we do these things, Dr. Paul, called AMAs, Ask Me Anythings. And we are meeting so many interesting people and getting the chance to have a greater understanding about so many people. I imagine that you are copping questions about your past, left, right and centre. I do get the odd question, yeah. I mean, let's just feel the weight of it. You know, I'm a convicted murderer. And that's a jarring thing to just say, a convicted murderer.

No, it sure is. There's more of a backstory to that. Could you go into it? When I was 18, my mum died. I caught up with a drug dealer. Nothing unusual, right? That's how I live my life. But as a result of that catch-up and his attempt to take advantage of me,

I ended up killing him and going to prison for the next 10 years, 10 months. And I just want to be clear, I went far beyond what was required of me in terms of self-defense in that situation. And that's why I ended up with a murder. convictions. I made every choice that put myself into that situation. I made every choice that earned me my place in the New Zealand prison system long term. Paul, so I'm assuming at a very young age of 18 or 19, you go in to prison knowing you're going to be there for over a decade. What's the first day or week like for somebody who's

never been to prison? Oh, rough. You know, my first days really were just constantly trying to just close my eyes and just trying to go, if I can just wake up and this isn't real. If I'm I can just wake up and this isn't real. It was just, you know, complete denial. It was too much. It really was. I got through that initial period and I was in solitary confinement

because they had to keep me under observation with how I was I going to respond to being in this situation. I'll tell you what, though. I'm a true believer that sometimes when you're in dark places, it feels like you've been buried when actually you've been planted. Yeah. what was the change between the grief that I can't believe this the trauma the detox the holy shit

what was the change that happened within you to go from that to I'm going to study I'm going to come out of this better I'm going to turn this around like how does that change happen wicked wicked I love these pieces right because I think we often have a really false idea that change is about having this motivation and seeing the light and then we're on the path that's not the reality of real change. Real change is incremental. It's small steps over a long period of time. And here's a big one.

You don't wait for the motivation to take action. You start taking action and then the motivation comes and builds. But then as I started taking these steps, I started to realize there was so much more I could do. There was so much more out there that I was not someone who was limited in the way I had thought I was. I just needed to start moving in this direction and keep going.

All right, so what does the first day look like when you get out of prison after being inside for more than decades? We'll find out more from Dr. Paul Wood with Ask Me Anything Next. The thing he told us that he did when he first got out, we were all like, of course he would. Ask me anything. All right, we're in the middle of an AMA with Dr. Paul Wood, who at age 19 was convicted of murder and went inside for,

almost 11 years. Yeah, if you've just tuned in, he had lost his mom a couple of days prior. He was hanging out with the bad kind of in bad circles. He admits this is the worst thing he's ever done. He murdered his drug deal who tried to assault him. And as he would have heard, he takes full responsibility for his actions. And he was put into jail for 10 years and 10 months. What's the positives that come out of prison, apart from the obvious?

Because I'd imagine there would be some days where you had good days in prison. Do you know, one of my favorite quotes comes from my previous employer, Dr. Sarah Burke. But, you know, I mean, there must have been days where it really was a rollicking good dime. And it's not necessarily how to describe it, but I'll tell you something interesting. We're a super adaptive species. And what that means is whatever your base level, whatever your equilibrium level of happiness is, you tend to readjust to that pretty quickly when your circumstances change. And so even in prison, yeah, sure.

There were times where, you know, I felt good. You know, I exercised a lot, and as I started studying and progressing, that was awesome. But there was also heaps of fear because you're in such a dangerous environment. It's given me a real sense of gratitude and appreciation for how good my life is now. The natural human tendency, right,

is to focus on the things we're unhappy about. Wish we just earned that little bit more money, or we had that little bit more, whatever else it is. but the reality is we're going to have a way better life if we're able to go, hey, what are some of the things to be grateful for about my life? I've been dying

to know what is your first day on the outside after being in prison for over a decade. But I'll tell you one thing I would do every single time I was released regardless, regardless every time I got to go out and on the first day I was out and that is go for a swim in the ocean. I wonder

that. Wow. I would have had that on my bingo card. Ocean swim Oh Honestly that is freedom You want to ask me What freedom feels like It's riding a bicycle

Or being swamming Right Swimming in an ocean or a river Being on a bike If that doesn't embody The feeling of freedom I don't know what does I One more question I want to know

Is What would be your advice To someone that's going into prison To get through Say they're going in They're looking at a 10 year sentence What would be your advice to them My advice would be twofold

Firstly, while you're in there, your focus needs to be doing on everything that you can that will enable you to be successful when you are released. The piece of advice that I'd give a lot of people is to go on segregation, to go on protection. And that means you're not in the mainstream where all the gangs are, where it's most predatory, and it means that you're going to be in a better position to be able to try and study and do other things. That is not the standard prison mentality. The standard prison mentality is that if you're on protection, then you're an undesirable person,

you're not an upstanding member of the prison community. But who wants to be an upstanding member of the prison community? Who cares about the opinions of people who are in prison, right? You want to be doing things to invest in your future? That would be one of the things I'd say. And the other piece would be, know that this can just be a chapter in your story. It doesn't have to be the defining thing.

Gosh. You're a wise man. Well, Paul's chucked together a mental fitness course and he's got a 50% off discount for Edge List. If you use the code Edge on Paul Wood.com, maybe, you know, Paul's been talking about something that's really struck a chord with you and you've been through a lot, Paul,

and you've got a lot more life experience than almost everyone that you come across. So I imagine you've got a lot of knowledge and wisdom to impart. Yeah, 100%. Bloody brilliant, Paul. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom and opening up about your story today. You're a champion, mate.

Thank you. Such a pleasure. people ask him what kind of doctor Yeah he's got a PhD A doctorate in psychology So he made it clear to ask That he doesn't practice psychology You can't sit down with him

But he has studied psychology My wife's got a PhD That is a lot of work To get that done It's like seven years How many words does it have to be Like your thesis is like Like 100,000 or something

I don't know Don't quote me on that But it's a lot A lot Yeah It's like Hannah's got on It's a thick book Her thesis is a suit

What was her thesis on? The, oh God, child, like, Harry. How do you not know what your wife's studying? Well, no, because it's like, it's a long name, but it was basically which side you should lay on during, when you're pregnant. Like, when you should lay on your back. What's the TLDR?

Oh, God. Oh, my. On your side. On your side. Dad's wife is like Chandler from Friends. He has no idea what she does. It's a thick book. It's not just one answer.

Clint Megan Dan. Stinky boots. It's the eat breakfast. High Rollers Club. Friday, we're giving away 15 million Vietnamese dong in a marble race. There'll be 10 marbles in the race. We've given away seven so far, Ash, right now the 8th marble. Eighth marble, only fear that it goes to line 8, Georgia.

Hey, Georgia. Good morning. Congratulations, babe. You're in Christchurch. How are you at winning races? Have you won a race before? No, I don't know if you're a member, but I totally flopped that easy. money. That was embarrassing.

Which flop attempt were you? Do you remember? And what was your letter? Yeah. It was E, and I passed on the first three. Oh, bugger. And I will never forget it. Oh, yeah. Wait, how many did you get right if you passed the first three? I don't think I got any right. I just totally flop. Well, that's the definition of a choking right there.

Yeah. Okay, this might be your redemption, babes. And the good thing is you don't have any control over the race. Yes. You know? No one can be like, oh, that's so embarrassing, Georgia didn't win. They'll be like, well, she only had a one in ten chance. Lucky's not on her side today. So you are the eighth marble in the race.

It's going to be huge tomorrow. At 8 o'clock, the race is going to be happening, 10 marbles in the race. And apparently we've got a commentator coming in to commentate the race. They're like a legitimate one. Yeah. Hey, Nipia, can you do your commentating voice because it's so good. Come on at the back straight now. Racing number one, number one, number two, kicking hard through the final back straight.

Here we go, racing now. That's all I know. I love it. I think he could have just done. Why are we playing someone in? He almost like sounds like quite nazy like he's got a Cold. Yeah, but that's how they sound.

Okay. Even if you're not in the race, it's going to be fun. There's going to be a live stream of it. It's a huge marble train. Every other radio station is shutting down for the one minute because they don't want to miss out. Live on TikTok, Georgia, we will touch base with you again 8 a.m. tomorrow so that we can celebrate with you if number eight wins. Fingers crossed, thanks guys. Well, I don't, Georgia.

Very welcome. Thank you. Coming up next. If you live in the Waikatta region. Ooh, boy. We have got your anthem. Written by you, the listener. Postcode playlist next

We go to the Waikato I know we say it every week This is your best one This is your best one This is your best one Oh my God Because it's totally different Usually he goes kind of big and brash

This time it's heartfelt It's melodic The vocals are I mean you could be any Can I say the genre yet It's country Yeah he could be He's up there with the Bailey Zimmermans

And the Luke Combs And the Chris Stapletons I've never heard of Jamie Zimmerman. The other two. Could have gone with Alex Warren and Jellyroll. But Alex Warren's not a country singer, is he? Yeah, but this is a country one.

He's on this, so ashamed. Clint, Megan Dan. Postco playlist. From the tip of Cape Rianger down to the dirty deep south of Bluff. No town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. We're putting together a playlist for every region in New Zealand. So you have an anthem no matter where you live in the country.

Most radio shows would take a month to do one of these, and you whip it up in midday. I thought my favourite. it was Rotorua. Jason Mammoa was spotted in Rotorua. Then I thought it was the North Shore one you did with the birds from Borderline. This was a baggie. It's the Northland, but it's North Shore. Then Ash, you did a feature on the Wellington song from a couple of weeks back.

And that became the new high water mark. Wellington City can't beat it on a good day. Yes, when he's but it's okay. And I grew in LA. Dan ended up rapping on it, which was actually nice to see him like flexes wrapping chops. This week, the salt of the earth battler region of New Zealand, the Waikato. It's a farming place. There's so many good people that come from Waikato.

Yeah, shoutouts to Tyler, who I work with here in the building. He's from Hamilton. Yeah, we had a whole load of people give feedback this week on what we should include in the song. Here's just some of them. Hamilton has the best drinking water. Apparently in New Zealand. You have to include the words, Hoofjee, meaning honest on our friendship,

an acronym, birthed out of Hamilton Boys High School and was a cultural phenomenon. The Tron was known for the SDD capital of New Zealand. Clorland's Arena, apparently, there's a mosh pit. People peaked in year 13. Every time I go on Tinder in Hamilton, it's just another cousin that I don't know about. There's more feedback that's come through since then as well

from Hamiltonians. more firearms per capita than anywhere in the country in the Waikato apparently. Is that because, is there like the police training academy there or just a lot of people that are? No, that's in Wellington. I think it's just because farmers own like, you know. Of course. And hunting. Yeah. Home of the Chiefs, obviously.

Jess said most people she knows in Waikato own a bong. Thanks for that one, Jess. The Decker sign is in Huntley. It's been there since 1989. It was an old shop that's closed down many years ago. When I do, tic-tik-tik. She won't know that. Nothing? She's in Australia. Oh, man. You didn't have deck. I'm sorry that I grew up in another country, my life.

Oh man, you guys miss that. Decker was like the OG Kmart. Yeah, it was. It was kind of, yeah, like a cheap shot. Yeah, I love Kmart, so I'm not mad about it, but yeah, that's kind of what it was. And it's the home of Hobarton and Matamatta as well. So here is your song.

Every time I try and go, sold out, sold out, sold out. It's based on a song by an artist I know called Stephen Wilson, Jr. I can't take all credit for the music. Okay, so we've taken the melody and redone it in your own way. The lyrics are ours. You're amazing. You're amazing. Does it have a name if you had to give it a title?

Waikato. Okay, wow. All right, this is Waikato. Here it is. Enjoy. There's a place known as Wichetto. Just down from Pogono. Couple hours from Lake Topo if you drive really slow.

It's the capital of STIs, less girls there. and there are guys the chiefs they score lots of tries when they play the rugby game it's known for the farms

and lots of fire arms you never walk home alone it's the river running through it and I have to admit that most people own a bomb if you own a sheep or you milk a cow

and you have no place to go Wakato Whoa, whoa, why cat, oh, whoa, in Huntley there's a deck of sign. It's been there since 89 to tell the truth you just say, hoof, no need to ask for proof. You in town around Hamilton Take a trip to Hobbiton And just like Frodo Come to the Wacketto

And destroy some rain It's gnawing for the farms And lots of firearms You should never walk home alone There's a river running through it And I have to admit it that most people own a bomb If you own a sheep

And you milk a cow And you have no place to go. Wacketto. Whoa. Whoa. Why can't oh. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Why can't oh. There you go, Waikato. Daniel Webbie. One of your best. I want to cry. That's your song. I know you don't like compliments and you get awkward.

I know it does, isn't he likes it? I do. I do hate compliments. I really don't. I get all awkward about it. Your voice on that song is world class. Oh, bless you. Thank you.

Like you could be a recording artist. Oh, thank you. Absolutely. That line about if you. Oh, destroy the ring? No, the ring. Oh, nice one where it's like, and you could. got no way to go, Waikato.

Yeah. I really loved, I love country music, so I think it was kind of in my wheelhouse. I love doing it. I mean, if you want to be, no, we don't be picky. It's actually Waikato, so it doesn't really rhyme with go, but also, and he said, and he pronounced to-po. Yeah, but it didn't rhyme with the other

stuff, so I said I had to change it slightly. And did the Dekker sign actually go up in 89, or it did it just rhyme with son? No, we're not in 79. Danielle, good morning, welcome to the show. Hi guys, hell are you Yeah, good Danielle You said not bad

So it's, it's I feel terrible saying it I feel like I'm just Letting you down Dan Because normally I'm all for it I love them all But maybe because I'm not like a huge country fan But I think

The vocals, top tier Top tier Oh bless you, bless you Danielle But the virus I'm sort of I need some upbeat Let's do South Auckland Next week

South Auckland Okay Hey, there's lots we can say about South Auckland. Yeah. For the Coe. Okay, let's do South Auckland next week. All right, thanks, Danielle. What about Tash?

Tash. Good, morning, Tash. Hi, Tash, darling. What did you think? That was awesome. Oh, good. Oh, good. Are you from Hamilton?

Are you from Hamilton out of interest? No, no, I've got family down there, but no. No, not me. Do you have family out of Bong? No, I don't think. Well, possibly, eh? But they keep them out unusually. They're not just on the mental race.

Yeah, not a master. So many texts coming through saying, Nah, Dan, this is a bop. That was awesome. Brilliant, Dan. Jess said, just got in the car. I thought there was a new country singer out. You're amazing.

No, she's on the line. Good morning, Jess. You thought that he was a legit country superstar. Yeah, I thought there was another Alex Warren. Oh, okay. This one's closed, Jess. Okay. That's enough smokeblown up my bottom.

Come on. Let's move on. It sounded amazing, darling. Move on. If Adrian, if you're listening, babe, give his amount of pay rise. Go on. Give him some more money

and his paycheck. He deserves it. Yeah, Hannah would be really stoked about that, my wife. Yeah. No, that was great. It was fun. I love doing Postcode playlist. Yes, I'm so good at them.

South Auckland is maybe the next target if you've got any other suggestions and you want a song for your town or city. 3343, fire it through. We'll see what shakes-free from Dan's brain between now and next week. Next on the show, you may remember Michelle, she left quite an impression on all of us, and if you heard her story, she would have left an impression on you as well.

I'm literally down to months. I asked, like, am I going to be here for Christmas? And Dr Thompson was like, I don't know, you could be, you may not be. Imagine being given the news that your life may not make it until the end of the year. Yeah, and she's a mum, which I can't even imagine, but just the attitude on this incredible woman is something else. You'll get choked up whenever we talk about her, right? She's a joy.

Yeah, and we are going to call her with some news that there are a lot of people that were listening. You never know who's listening to The Edge at what time. They own different businesses and things that really wanted to bless her in whatever time that she does have left. And we are lucky enough that we get to be the three people to present her with the incredible news.

I love my job. Yeah. Skud-e. It's good, man. It's good, it's good, it's good. Yeah. So we've got some good news coming to Michelle. Also talking about AI sex bots is fun too

and really puts good stuff out into the universe as well. We did that as a 40. Different strokes with the face. Clint, Megan Dan. A couple of weeks ago, we got a text from a listener Michelle talking about how it's a privilege to get older. Yes. Especially with the news that she received this year

saying that her cancer had come back after getting a double mastectomy. And unfortunately, her time is very limited. I'm literally down to months. I asked, like, am I going to be here for Christmas? and Doc Thompson was like, I don't know, you could be, you may not be. Now Michelle is so low-key and so cool and so open and generous.

I feel like she's part of the show now. The listeners love her. We love her. And we wanted to, well, selfishly, we kind of just want to meet Michelle. Yeah. Yeah, we just want to meet her. Yeah, she's a listener of the show. She loves, I heard she is mostly loves Meg.

She loves you guys, but she's a big Meg fan. She's been listening for ages. And we thought, you know, like her time is press. We don't want to take up too much of her time, but we would love to just do a little something for her and hopefully get to meet her, give her a hug and just thank her for everything she's given us. And there's some really cool clients and companies

that heard about Michelle's story that wanted to get on board and bless her as well with whatever time she has left. And so we're about to call her now and give her the news. Yeah. Hello, Michelle speaking. Michelle told you. You shouldn't have given us your number.

We're not going to leave you alone. Clint McGinn, Dan, here with Ash London. We found you. Oh, hi. We promise this is the last time we're going to call you. We are a bit of sense with you back. We can't promise that. No, we can't promise it.

How's your week going, my love? Yeah, not too bad. Yeah. Yeah, good. Pretty good. I wore myself out. We went up the mountain on Thursday Sunday Sunday. Upper Mountain.

I kind of wore myself up. Oh, it's snowboarding. Oh, snowboarding. Snowboarding, yes, you do. Doing all the things. I'm doing my bucket list. Nice. What are you up to this weekend?

This weekend, nothing. Nothing. Need a rest, something. Well, we'd like to fill your calendar for the next couple of days. With restful things. Yeah. We really wanted to catch up with you and just say thanks for, like he's being so open and really inspiring and encouraging, like us,

anyone who is listening to your story. And so we have been chatting with your husband, Tim, and he's going to bring you up to Auckland tomorrow. and we're all going to go out for lunch. He's been so secret to screw about this, and he's usually real shit at keeping sake. Well, we just want to take you out to lunch because we love you and we'd love to just share a meal with you,

but we can't make you drive to Auckland just to see us. So we've organised a couple of really lovely, relaxing, restful things for you and your husband to do so. We're all going to have lunch together at canting restaurant in Commercial Bay, which is a beautiful restaurant, and then you're off to a day. Spa, East Day Spa. I've been there before. It is very fancy and very chic. Full pamper package there, but... Can we go to that too?

We're not invited to that. We can get a couple's messages. Yeah. East Day Spa is the best. I've been there so many times. I'm tied to me and take her spot, yeah. Yeah. Come on. And then a romantic, nice slow dinner for you guys at our first mates, laughs, laughs, down, overlooking the beautiful West Haven Marina. And then we can't make a drive all the way home.

got you a king deluxe suite at the QT plus breakfast for you and Tim. Are you guys kidding me? No. No, it would be really horrible if we were. So yeah. He's like, nah, nothing. Single. Yeah.

Oh, no. We can't wait to meet you. To be honest, this is just a guy's for us to get to meet you, really. Yeah. Because we really wanted to have lunch with you. Oh, yay. Yeah. Okay, yay.

Great. Well, we'll see you at lunch. Okay. Clint's going to probably get a spray tan because he wants to look his best for you. I'd love to, but I'm booked in for a laser hair removal when you can't tan first or it doesn't. It's not really effective.

You either are getting hairy clint or tan clins. You can't have both for this week. And then if you want, before you hear back on Friday, you can always pop in and sit in on the show for a little bit. If you like, I know you say you listen every morning, so if you want to pop in and hang out, you're more than welcome to do that as well. Or you can just sleep in and have a buffet breakfast. It's up to you, babe, whatever you want to do.

Yeah. Oh, cool, yay, thank you. Okay, we'll see you at the end. That sounds so good. I'm so excited. I don't know what's happening with your daughter, but I guess that's a Tim problem, your husband. Hopefully he's sorted out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, we can't wait to meet you in real life and have a wan, have some nice lunch, and we'll see you soon, my love. Oh, yay, that's awesome. Thanks, darling. See you, mate. Bye. Okay, see you guys tomorrow. Yeah.

I'm so nervous. I've met so many famous people, but I wanted to love us. I wouldn't have been over, right? She's the coolest person. She's the best. So great. All right, what happens in season one, episode six of Friends that I think is relatable enough

that you might have a story? Is the Friends phone her back? The Friends Con is back. No one knows Friends more than Clint. He loves it. All right, yeah, we're going right back to the start. My daughter and I, and there's something that Joey does for work that Dan actually tried to do,

and Jack Black even commented on. Oh, the real Jack Black. And Jack Black said this thing here. he would let me do it for him. In Hollywood. In Hollywood. He was like, if I ever need this, I'll lose you. It's a body part double.

What part of Dan would Jack Black let? He's pointing to his man parts at the moment and then thrusting towards me across the studio. No, it wasn't that. Jack was like, absolutely not. Thanks. Clint, Megan Dan. My daughter and I, she's 10,

who decided to start again from the very first season of Friends. That's so fun. I can't wait to do like actual fun things with my kid. Like right now, it's like... Is he a bit boring now? No, it's just like Lego boring. I want to, like, you know, want to watch or read Harry Potter with them. But watch Friends.

That's so special. I think when she first started loving it, I was probably about halfway or two thirds of the way through, so she doesn't know the backstory. So I was like, let's start it again. Season 1, episode 6 is the episode I'd like to focus on because I think there is something that happens in every episode that is relatable enough as a radio show,

we can try and take calls on to see what your experience was. Love it. This is the episode where Joey is a butt double which we're not going to focus on too much but I thought it was interesting. I don't remember this episode. Take it listen.

I'm his butt double. I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower and then I'm his butt. I think Joey ends up overacting that scene and keeps clenching too much because he thinks that Al Pacino would be very tense in this moment.

The guys aren't, get him out of you. I actually tried to get into butt work once. Like a couple of years ago, wasn't it, Clint, on the show? We were taking professional photos, like new photos that you may see on Bill Woods and the back of buses from time to time. And while we were waiting for Meg to finish her hair and make her, we were like, we've got a backdrop, we've got a professional photographer. Let's take some picks.

Dan's mum wasn't pleased with the picks. She didn't think it showed enough, gee. That's right. We called her because we've uploaded them on Instagram. And she was like, take the undies fully off. And I'm like, Mom! Mom! Come on! Where, I've missed a bit? Why was your mum there? She wasn't there.

We were just wondering what she thought of the photos because everyone could text and see. And she was like, why didn't you just take the right off? She comes to all photos shoes. Yeah, I'm imagining her in the room, like more cheek, Daniel. Yeah. So what a missed opportunity would have been from us when we had Hollywood actor Jack Black in the studio

with an opportunity to see whether or not he would accept Dan as a butt-double if it does any new. stuff. Holy Kruppoli. It's a good one. Wow. It's cheap. You know what? It's cute. Problem is, I've always done my own ass stunts.

No one's ever doubled my ass before. No. This crack is insured by Lloyds of London. If people got wind that my ass was no longer my ass in the cinema, I don't know if I'd sell a single ticket. No, that's the only reason I go, Jack. I'll put in a good word with Mamoa. Maybe he needs to... I mean, look, Momoa's ass.

I'll take any ass. Have you seen June 2? I know June 1 with Jason Momor in it and there's a little bit of butt stuff there. Was that you? That's me. Watch it again. Watch it again.

Okay, we're not going to focus on the 0-800-the-edge. When were you a butt double? What is the phoena coming off this? That's so relatable that everyone in... I'm going to focus on Chandler's storyline in episode 6 when he gets into a polyamorous relationship. Well, so all the butt stuff was totally irrelevant to the phone that you just wanted to talk about it.

I was getting all excited about it. noticeable but stuff. Anyone who's just tuned in? It's like, what? tuning back out? No, it's a Chandler's storyline when he's dating a woman who's married, but she's also dating other guys. And I guess the boys think it's the perfect relationship.

I mean, this is twisted. How could you get involved with a woman like this? I mean, this is every guy's fantasy. Oh, yeah, that is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy? No, of course not. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Ross.

Oh, you love him. All right, so where are you going with this Clinton? It turns out it doesn't work out because Chandler can't get past the fact that once he starts falling for her, that he's not the only one. Yes. Even though he thinks in the beginning it's awesome. Okay. I'd love to know, what's the deal breaker that you couldn't get past that eventually broke you up? So you're like, it's okay.

It's a bit weird that this happened or it's a bit weird that they have or don't have this. Yeah. I can get past it. And then you realize after you start dating, it becomes bigger and bigger and bigger. And you're like, oh my God, I'm going to have to break up with them. We're just talking relationship deal breakers. But at first you were like, she'll be right. They're not like, this is my deal breaker.

I won't date anyone who's mean to wait stuff. It's like you were dating them. And then the thing became too big. Like my cousin, not that I would date my cousin, but she eats so loudly that I can't be in the same house. Oh, you're gleaking? Oh, my God, the worst. So at first, you're like, oh, they're so hot.

They're a good lover. They're very kind and generous. We can get over the eating thing. Yeah. And then two weeks later, two months later, six months later, you are ready to set something on fire. Yeah, a friend of mine broke up with a guy because he was really, really tall, over six foot,

but he had tiny feet. She was like, she couldn't get over the fact that he had really small feet, but he was really tall. And the race hairs were off. Yeah. How does he not just fall over all the time? I know. All right, I'll wait under the edge of a 3-343.

You thought you could get over it, but eventually it just ate away. And you're like, nah, I'm out of here. We're in the middle of the Friends Phona. My daughter and I have started friends from season one. We're at episode six, where Chandler starts dating a woman in a polyamorous,

a polyamorous relationship where she has more than one partner which he thinks is great because he has all the fun with none of the responsibility until Chan leans up falling for her and this happens And Andrew is?

He's new So what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself No, that's not exactly what I mean You know, most women would kill for three guys like us So what do you want?

You? What do you mean? Lose the other guns. Like, all of them? Eventually, I think he realised he can't do it and he walks away and I wondered, what is that thing you think you can get over because they're either so hot

or you're just so madly in love and then after a while you go, oh, actually, I can't get over the fact that my brother slept with them first. Oh, yeah, now that would be a deal breaker. Yeah, surely. Would that be a deal break if you and Bev? Maybe not.

I don't think so. Really? Really? If he dated someone before. before I knew them and then I met them and when I would know but then that person

that girl would always be comparing the two brothers always yeah but you gotta back yourself yeah come on yeah she clearly backs himself if she's married you then obviously they broke up for a reason

tracy's texted through I dated a guy who called his mom twice a day at first I thought it was sweet but six months later I dumped him it became such an eck oh I think that's fine twice a day is a bit much

is it I don't I would I'd call my mum maybe Oh God, she'd say once a month. My mum calls me six times a day and every third day I call her back. This one's an interesting one. I didn't see, this is the opposite to you, Clint. I didn't see her hip tattoo

until we were dating, we got intimate. I was falling hard. I tried pushing through it, but I can't stand tattoos. Hey, I love her. We know you love her, though. What are you talking about? That would have just leveled up the... That's so weird how different we are, eh?

Clint's Dream Girl is pink hair and tattoos, eh? Yes. Or any hair colour. My wife keeps saying that pink hair is just such a commitment and it destroys the follicles. Has she ever put a week on? Yeah. Oh, he's getting.

No, look at him, look at him. That's the only way that, you know, the pinkier thing I think. The one flag for me is dogs, apparently this person said. I don't know what's silly, but dogs change everything. Can't be spontaneous after work. Have to go home and feed the dogs. Really? Wait till you have children.

Oh, my God. That person obviously doesn't want kids. Yeah. I got over this one, but partner is by. I'm a dude. and her ex-girlfriend is her best friend. I'm really struggling with it. I don't think I can take much more

because I feel like I'm always being compared and they're talking about me and comparing me behind my back. They're definitely talking about you behind you. And that's warranted feelings. That's all fair. Regardless of sexuality, if it's a guy or a girl, if your current partner is still friends with their ex,

it just makes it worse at their two women because we talk about everything in such detail and depth all the time. I'd love to talk to this person who's text through. I won't say a name, I left my husband because he told me he was attracted to guys, but he wanted to stay married, just pretend it didn't have anything had never happened. That would have taken such guts and vulnerability for him to be honest about that, but it is, I mean, it's fair.

I mean, she's got feelings as well, and if she feels uncomfortable, yeah. But like, you're right, it takes a lot of guts to admit that to you of the so-called love of your life. Yeah, I hope that person's... Yeah. Oh, and Kelly Tech saying, I want to watch friends with my 10-year-old. I couldn't find it on any streaming platform. It's on neon. They've got all the seasons, yeah, if you want to get amongst Neon

because it used to be on TV and Z and Netflix and they've both dropped it, so Neon's got it. What are you going to do when you get to the episode where Monica catches Chandler alone in the hotel room and he was having alone time and he quickly changed the channel and then the shark stuff comes on. So she thinks he's into shark stuff.

So she dresses it doesn't she try and like bite him and she says, she plays the like she gets the shark documentary. She's like, isn't this doing it for you? I think there's the one where Phoebe was the adult movie star Remember that they put the tape in the play It was Ursula. It was Ursula, a sister of the end. Yeah, so we can do it all 800 of the edges. Your twin got you in trouble with getting into some stuff

that your Boston know about. I assume it's super fun we can have over the next few months. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFant, podcast, that is. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.