The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I'm gonna give it a blow!

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a chat about life expectancy, then debate throwback music before playing Michael Jackson and promoting the upcoming biopic “Michael.” They give away movie tickets, discuss slow biopics, and share a coffee catch-up about cheap library book buys, clutter, and too many display pillows. Small Town News confirms Paeroa’s iconic L&P bottle has changed to a more recyclable clear design. The Fuel Wheel finally lands on Mazda, winning Kristelle $5,000 in fuel; she declines the risky re-spin for $50,000, while an 8am spin narrowly misses. The show covers Coachella costs and profits, reads a grumpy Dan’s Diary entry about a Rangitoto trip, shares listeners’ worst school trips, plays the A-list game, and pitches a “long-distance best friend island” trip concept. 00:00 Morning Welcome Banter01:55 Throwback Song Showdown04:54 Michael Biopic06:52 Caller Boston Truck Talk08:27 Coffee Catch Up Deals12:37 Scandal 14:34 More Or Less18:05 Naughty Church Clip20:26 Small Town News L&P Bottle24:35 Fuel Wheel Setup Kristelle25:59 Spin To Win Five Grand!!!32:42 Coachella Cost Breakdown36:05 Diary Hunt Setup36:55 Rangitoto Trip Rant39:51 Worst School Trips Calls44:24 Guys Roast Girls Habits49:49 Fuel Wheel Near Miss53:46 A Lister List01:00:35 Cockpit Email Prank01:02:19 On Air Swear Apology01:03:00 Best Friend Island Pitch

This is a podcast from Rover. Laugh harder every morning with Clint McGinn, Dan. Begand breakfast. Morning, bang on six o'clock. Welcome. Thanks for choosing us. Yeah, good morning. Morning, morning, morning.

Good morning, my darling. She's old Patrick Muldoon, 57. That's not a great innings, is it? Just heard in news headlines. Passed away. Yeah. Yeah, man, that sucks. Oh, man, that's a really horrible.

Even... She feels like you meant to be just being kind of getting to the... Yeah. I don't know. Even our Golden Arrow Producer Lily who's helping out

this morning Sublo She's Hello She's 22 And she was just chatting about some stuff And she was talking about

her quarter life crisis So you're expecting At least innings of around 88 Are we? Earlier would be fine We are in a rough place What is a good innings

I reckon the goodnings Like 80 If you hit 80 No way I think 90 Oh Really I'd be happy with 80

Would you Yeah I even Auntie who's 80, who is fit, Sprightly, definitely not on a biggie. Yeah, but I mean, like, if you gave me, like, a definite 80, I'd take definite 80 over a gamble. Because I could go at 65. I'm not happy with 80, no way. So you'd take the gamble.

Yeah, I absolutely would. I had, well, you had kids early, though, earlier than me. I am 35, and so when I'm 80, how old is my child? Clint? Let's not do maths as early. It's way too early for maths. You're fast-eye. You're 30 years older than your kids, right?

Oh, yeah. So when you're 80, they're 50. Oh, 55. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah. No, no. Okay. All right, men's going to gamble. She might kick the bucket at 59. I'll be surprised if I make 60. Oh, shut out. The way I live, guys, living fast.

Extreme sports, all that stuff. What's the latest extreme sport you... Give me your mind, Clinton. Don't you do just race those little, like, mechanical race cars? Do those little fun gestures. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Us versus the playlist.

Ooh, tough to be. No, we can beat this. Throwback days. Acon, he was like top ten. I made a very talented artist. Yeah, but we did play him recently, didn't we? Because I chose the main thing. That's true.

Yeah. A couple of options today. On this day in 2016, Adel was named Britain's richest female musician ever. Worth 85 million pounds. Which is close to like 250,000 million. sorry, New Zealand dollars. She doesn't really have many bangers. This is probably the most upbeat song she has.

You're right, but yeah, not many bangers. Not many songs. Sorry, by bangers, I mean like uplifting, throwback, 6 a.m. Let's go. Yeah. I love a hello. Hello is by my favourite songs. And it might not be uplifting, but it's a real ballad. Another option, and this is probably a more fitting option,

on this day in 2013, Calvin Harris made chart history by becoming the first artist to have eight top ten hits. from one studio album. That's incredible, isn't it? Previous holder of that was Michael Jackson. Oh, wow. Yeah, he had seven top ten hits from one album. I'm going to his...

It sounds a musty movie actually this week as well. But going to the Michael premiere tonight. Oh, you are going. Town Cinema's Wednesday with the premiere on tonight. Are you taking the kids? Yeah, because I couldn't get a sitter. And I was like, babe, we'll just bring them. And my wife's like, is it appropriate?

I was like, what? I'm sure. They're not going to show him. They're not going to show the documentary stuff. No. That we all saw on Netflix. Yeah, take your kids to the Michael Jackson doco. He loved kids.

And so the, yeah, he had eight number one songs from one album, Calvin Harris. So there's many, many options we could play from him. We don't know we don't like Sam Smith. Sam was mean to damn. Well, to be fair, you know, I was trying to be a little controversial with them. Because the moon is out to row. I think that's too much of a throwback. Let's leave it with Clint because he always sits on the fence, doesn't he?

Let's us choose. Oh, that's good, Daniel. We never let him choose. So I think it's between Adele and a Calvin Harris song. We can't play Michael Jackson. I mean, Lily, who does the music, is in the studio today. Yeah, and she started bopping to him, Jay. She started bopping.

Yeah, yeah. You said you're going to leave it to me. That's dangerous because then if I play something I shouldn't have, I'd be like, well, dance it. I think we could pray. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Hey, black or white, your 6 a.m. Throwback. If you want to head along and catch the movie,

Michael, that is going to be out in cinemas from tomorrow, then just give us cool. O-800 with the Edge, experience the legend, the legacy, and the life. It is our musty movie, so we'll sort you out with a double pass. So you can head along. We might be in trouble, but, man, that was a banger. Let's be honest. Oh, could we be in trouble when, too I see Lily?

He said it was okay. By then she's in trouble. One of us is in trouble. We'll just defer the trouble onto her. Yeah, I think the guy playing Michael is, Michael Jackson's like nephew or cousin? He's related. He's in the Jackson family.

So it'll be interesting to see how they portrayed Michael in that one. Because he was a movie way back in the day, eh? Remember showing the Jackson 5 and how he grew up and his old man and stuff? Yeah, yeah. I don't even remember what that was called and where it is. I find the biopic a little bit hit miss, to be honest. because you go along to these movies

thinking you're going to be seeing the person and it's a portrayal of it. Like I went and saw the Bob Dylan one with Timothy Shalamee last year. I didn't like it. Do you know what's worse than that? The Bruce Springsteen one. Oh, I haven't seen that one. Suck!

I am. I stopped watching them because they just feel very, very slow. The only one that got me tempted was the recent one with Hugh Jackman and he's doing Neil Diamond. Oh yeah, Song Sun Blue. With Kay Hudson. I thought that looked good.

But that wasn't a Neil Diamond by a pick it was a tribute artist to Neil Diamond. Oh really? Wait, the whole time you thought he was Neil Diamond? I haven't seen the movie, but this whole time I thought it was a Neil Diamond movie. They're like a tribute acts that just go around the country

doing Neil Diamond songs. I told my mum I'm like, you have to go and see the Neil Diamond movie. Yeah, no, it's nothing to do with Neil Diamond really. Not like Bohemian Rhapsody. That was epic. Freddie Mercury's life. Oh, poor Neil. I feel like Neil's sitting there going, come on. Where's my biopic? My tribute acts getting a movie before me.

Me? What the hell? Come on. Hey Boston, congratulations, man. We'll send you a double pass to Michael in Cinemas tomorrow for you to go check out. Awesome, thanks guys. Now, Boston, you must be a cool dude because the name Boston gives street cred. Like, that sounds like a cool name. It's a lot of pressure.

What do you do? I'll take that. I'll take that. Oh, I drive trucks. Oh, yeah. That's a cool job. A lot of pressure usually. Okay, let us know what you move around the country, and Dan will try and guess your truck maker.

Yeah, yeah. Well, we do tippers, so there's quite a bit. We do hot mix and chip selling and just round town stuff. Okay, I would guess you'd be in a Fuso or a Hino. We have a couple Hinoes, but I'm in a UD. Oh, UD, yeah, they're a good, reliable truck. Yeah, well, today I'm actually in a few of those, but... I used to have an IUD.

Hey, Boston, how many... Onside you. How many loads you're doing today? While I'm over in Hamilton at the moment, getting some hot mix. So probably only one, maybe two. I only have one or two loads today. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting.

How many loads do you normally do it, eh? Well, it depends, really. I always talk about trucking? I don't know. I never know. I never know. Yeah, I don't know. Is he Clint?

Yeah, you can't trust him. Yeah. Don't fall into his trap, Boston. All right, well, we're going to do it. Oh, that's a good laugh. All right, well, when you're not doing loads, mate, you go to get out of much. movie. It's a musty movie you enjoy that. Definitely don't do loads while you're there.

We're going to have to clip the end of that audio for our client when we send them the audio. Yeah, probably. Good on them. All right, we've got a little bit of a coffee catch-up. Next, a reminder, 7 o'clock this morning, your chance to win $50,000 worth of fuel. We just spin the wheel if it lands on your car make. You're a winner.

And we are yet to do that. No, we're yet to do that. Maybe today's today. Well, we're 0 for 12, and it's a 1 in 16 chance. We're due to win. Clint, Megadad. In time for a little bit of a coffee catch-up, a little whip around, see what's been going on. My wife got paid yesterday, so she went spending the same day because that's what she does. Does she get paid?

She'd get paid well, she does make her pay. She worked hard for her money. Yeah, okay, as opposed to us. And so one of the things that she went and bought, which is not a big deal, she went and bought some books from the library. She went to the library. And bought books, who got them out? Oh, no, and outside the library, they had books for sale. Maybe they get too many sometimes.

Got it. Got it. Got it. Cool. And no, no, you're going to be like, okay, calm down. Because they were selling them three for a dollar. That's not a deal. You never get three for a dollar anywhere.

Of anything. She bought books from authors that actually we really like. So I was like, great. I guess, yeah, would have maybe saved us some money. So she said they're three for a dollar. So she starts showing me them. She goes, I got this one, this one, this one, and this one. So my brain does the math.

Oh, Jamie. Wait, so you got five? She goes, yeah, and I go, wasn't the deal three for a dollar? And she goes, yeah, but I don't know, I was going to get another, like, Jack Reacher one, but I thought maybe it might be like too many you wouldn't want to. I was like, cool, so you saved us 35 cents by not getting the sixth book. Oh, God, trust you. But they wouldn't have rounded down.

What do they do? I don't know if there were 50 cents each or three for a dollar, which means she saved nothing. She argued that, no, well, she was like, I could have bought six, but I thought, oh no, probably spending too much. So I bought five. And I was like, baby, you saved us 35 cents. Or she was charged $2 for five. Yeah, yes.

Yes, then. Either way, I think it was a drop ball. She said, the saves us 35 cents, which, who cares? Or, you're right, she's being charged two bucks for five books instead of six. I'm really desperate to know how much they charged her, because that all makes me the difference. The question is how likely are you to both read those books? because I would then go that's going to cost me money getting rid of them

when we don't read them and they're just cluttering up my house because I hate clutter What do you mean cost you money you can just drop them on those you know fringes that's actually a library Times money Then I have to put it in a bag

Take it down to some place To dispose of it Nothing I hate more than just like clutter And just crap You know you go What are we going to do with that? I don't know Well if you don't know

Leave it outside My wife's I reckon on the spectrum of hoarders She like there's a point where she'll keep stuff Like, for instance, we talked about it recently, Easter eggs. She hoards Easter eggs. We've got like 50 Easter eggs. Genuine, maybe not 50, that's over-exaggerating. Maybe 10 Easter eggs in her carbon.

Oh, that's a big difference. Like Easter's past. She can't bring herself to eat them, but she keeps them. I see your 10 Easter eggs. That is the same a number of pillows that we have on our bed. There's only two pillows needed per bed. If we went out and bought pillows yesterday, because bed bathroom yonder had a sale,

I was saying, we now have 10 pillows on our bed. We're literally doing things that girls do that drive you guys crazy. So make sure you save it. Okay, right. They're down. Display pillows are one of those things. How many display pillows is enough or too many?

No, as many as the woman wants to make the home feel nice. But what's the point? It takes up a high pillow. Half off the bed. And I don't know how much time I spent taking them off the bed, only to put them back on the bed. Yeah, I agree. And they just make a mess somewhere else once you take them off the bed.

There's no, like, nice way to put display pillows that aren't being used. Can anyone beat 10? Does anyone listen go make 10? I wish. We only had ten. Half the bed. Yeah. Okay, yeah, you're right, Meg. We'll save it for that because Meg went through a list of things that guys do that annoy her. And women jumped on board and we thought, right,

we'll give the guys a chance to flip the script just before eight o'clock. I can't think of me. Girls are just great to me. I love women. Yep. How's your... I hate that. My mum's one. How's your wife? She's very good. Oh, good. Okay. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint Meg and Dan's scandal.

Sweet Life of Zach and Cody actor Dylan Dylan Sparous. tackled a home intruder. According to the LAPD, Dylan tackled the man on his front lawn. The husband is holding down the suspect that was attempting to break in. Dressed in all black,

the suspect never made it inside the couple's Hollywood Hills home. Luckily, no one was hurt, thanks to the actor who took the action cue and played a pivotal role. Wow. And played a pivotal role.

What do you guys think? About, you know, him tackling their home intruder. Well, you'd probably try and do it if it was you, wouldn't you? Would you get your wife to do it? I'm not very good at tackling, so I'd go, Hannah, you're up. Okay. And I was like, sorry, would you? Sorry, I'm one, mistackle from one.

And one guess for who was named People Magazine's Most Beautiful, and is on the cover this morning. Kim Kardashian. Incorrect. Oh, Sydney, sweetie, probably. Incorrect. Ann Hathaway, boys. Oh, yeah.

Good on her. All thanks to Moody, your next to Moodie. your next supermarket snack could be worth $135,000. 94-2. The edge. The edge. She's the it girl at the moment, eh?

Anne Hathaway. She's sort of back in the news with the devil always pride of two coming out. Absolutely the it, girl. And me and Ash, London, message quite often about how one day, I mean, when I'm in my 40s, I'm going to look just like her.

In fact, she calls me Anne Hachaway since I have Hashimoto's disease, so it's like a little nod to that. Does Anne have it as well? No. Oh. She calls me Anne Hachaway. It just sounds like she's saying it with a list.

It doesn't go. I should have kept down in the chat actually. That's not just called out loud, is it? Sorry. She's in the B list, by the way. She's got put in the B list. We're playing the A list of the game at 8 o'clock. How?

She must have been before these movies. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky B. Right now, more or less different topic every morning. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Come on, Clint. We've had a good way. week so far. Yeah, we've got a three from five yesterday.

Let's get a perfect score. Come on. Most followed Megan, Clint's and Dan's. Oh, okay. Okay. On Instagram. All right, who's got more followers on an instant? Megan Trainor or Megan Fox? Fox. Oh, Fox, surely. Yeah, but not by as much as you think.

Megan Traders got 18 million. Okay. Megan Fox 24. Oh, yeah. So about nearly 10 million more. Yeah. 8 million. Six million more. Six million more.

Jeez, your mess. It's terrible. Okay. Daniel Ragg. Harry Potter or Dan Levy Schitts Creek? Oh, that's a tricky one because I think Daniel Radcliffe is obviously more famous from his Harry Potter era, but I don't think

he's huge online. And Daniel Levy is just, oh, it's just so funny. I feel like everyone... But is he funny on social media? Does he post his own memes from Schitts Creek? You would lean towards Radcliffe, wouldn't you? I'm leaning the other way. Okay, let's go... Let's go Dan Levy.

Dan Levy is... There's more? Correct. Yeah. Well done boys. Dan Carter or Daniel Ricardo. Oh, Ricardo. Yeah, yeah, Ricardo. Formula one over, resume.

I know, but Dan Carter's still got $1.1 million. Yeah. Wow. Right. Yeah, if he's had an influenza event, there's going to be few people that are rivaling his number. 1.1 million. Okay.

Clint Randall or the Clint Eastwood fan account. Oh, God. If it's the Clint Eastwood fan account has got more than the real Clint Randall. That's sad. I mean, Clint Eastwood, the greatest. country Western actor of all time. Can I ask, does the

fan account, does that have a blue tick, like the real Clint Randall? Let me check. I didn't check that. I'd say the fan account has to. He's one of the most famous actors in the world. It does have a blue tick. Okay, then let's go Clint Eastwood's fan account. Correct. Let's go.

521,000 balloons. Way more than you could. Way more than Clinton. And times what you got. It's probably actually more fun following that account than the real Clint Eastwood. Yeah. I don't imagine even as social media.

Oh, we're on the run for a perfect score. Are you? Yeah, we've got all four. Okay, who's got more followers? Daniel Beddingfield or Daniel Weby? Oh, man, Beddingfield's got a... Oh, Beddingfield would have more. The singer, right?

Yeah, the singer. I don't want to run away. That guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's... Are you going to look it in? This is your... If you get this correct...

She'll get me on a technicality. She'll say, I've got more, but Daniel Bedding, Beddingfield doesn't have an account or something. No, no. you both have a couch. And we've both got blue tics. And you've both got blue tics. Okay.

Should we go, me? Okay, so I didn't back myself, rightly so against Clint Eastwood, but Dan backs himself against Benningfield. I think Benningfield, he's so irrelevant at the moment. Like, I'm not saying that I'm more relevant. Really, you are? Yeah, well, let's take a punt on old Webby, eh? Let's see if old girl can get a bit of a win.

I think I've only got like 40-something. Okay. All right. Do you lock it in? Okay, we're going Daniel. Webby has more than Daniel Beddingfield. Yeah. Correct! 5,000 Daniel Weby, 42.2.

You're going to play his sister because we don't even have him in the system. I'm 42. Well, I'm glad to make friends. Here we go. Clint, Meg and Dan. Time to get naughty at 640. You guys never been to church, eh? Oh, no, I've been.

Many, many, many, many times. Yeah, same. Many, many, many, many, many times. When I say many, I went a couple of times in my youth. My mom tried to, we had a sort of our Christian era. Oh, no, I've been. I've been heaps. I went all through my childhood on every Sunday.

And then when I moved to Queenstown, I was so lonely, I started to go to church. Really? It didn't last long, but yeah. And then you, isn't that this same place where you ended up like hooking up or sleeping with three guys in one night? Yeah, yeah, that's what I said,

didn't last long. Anyway, what are you talking about? Meg stepped into church, and all of a sudden, the carpet catches fire. Whoa, out you go later. Hey, he forgives my sins. Yeah, he does, actually. I don't think there's certain sins he doesn't forgive.

You keep telling yourself that big But I got sent this I've been seen this video Must be doing the rounds again Because I've definitely seen it before But I've been sent it a few times With a pastor on stage And he's like

A lot of the times he's passed out of If they're like a healing pastor And they'll call up Is anyone out there who's got You know back pain and blah blah Blah and come up And they'll pray for you and whatever This guy was very specific

Anybody's struggling with bulging dicks Diss you're struggling with a disc in your back that is bulging. How many dudes went up and just turned around and looked at their girl and just wings? Clint stood up and was like, oh no, not me. He sat down again. Anybody struggling with bulging dicks, disc. James said, sit down.

Clint, sit down. So good, you don't come back from that. I reckon he was just like, nah, mate, you're just done, we're done. It's time to go get another latte and home time. Do you think God would forgive him? Yeah, yeah. He does. So specific as well, though, right?

Like, what do you mean? Like, is he gone through? He's gone, he said, I've done legs. I've done arms. I've done head trauma. He's like, what else have I got? Bulging discs. Like, would you mean?

Even bulging discs is a reach, eh? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? How many things is he done? Yeah, he's like, I need five options by 9 a. Fing out. Fing an hour. Is anybody got it?

Has anybody got it? Has anybody got it in grown toe now that he'd fix it? Like anything. I'll do bulging dicks. I mean, just shit. Bucker. Good on him. Hey, small town news before we hit 7 o'clock this morning.

Rumour has it that the 119-year-old LMP bottle has had a makeover. Number seven on the most iconic landmarks in New Zealand is the LMP bottle. What are the others that beat up? Well, apparently one tree hill in Auckland is number one. Number two, sorry. The sky tower is number one.

The bucket fountain in Wellington. number three. Okay. This is just one list. But I mean... All right. Well, we're going to get to the bottom of whether or not

they have changed the bottle because it's been the same since the 60s. You know that old school brown bottle with the yellow logo? Yeah. I'm unsure if it's AI or not, but the bottle now looks like red and yellow

with a yellow lit. I've got the mayor's number. Should we call them? Do you? Why do you have the man's number? Me and him go away back. I don't want to mention why. Rumour has it.

The L&P bottle after 119. 19 years has been changed in the small town of Pairoa, so it's time to find out. It's time for another. Clint Begand Dan's Small Town News, see? Let's call Tony Adams, eh? The mayor of Pairoa. Let's get straight to the big boss, the big wig. Wow, you've got that number quickly.

Do you call him often? Toby. Toby. Obviously not then. Good morning. Tony. Toby. Tony.

Tony with a bee. Tony with a bee. I know. Dan was trying to make out you guys at besties. But clearly not, Toby. I've got the direct line to Toby the mayor. Yeah, good-weree. 100% direct line.

How are you? Now, it's hard to know what to believe online these days because of AI and, you know, we're tricked often. But it looks like you've gone and changed the LMP bottle in Pairo, true or false? True, not me personally, but true. Oh, my goodness me. It's an icon of New Zealand, the famous bottle. It's on the main street.

Why has it changed? Well, it's changed. One thing, it is. iconic and it's more iconic than the Skytower. So if you're thinking about visiting Auckland, don't come back to Pairo, that's where the bottles is. But hey, look, it's always been in a brown glass bottle or a brown plastic bottle, and it's harder to recycle brown plastic. So they're gone to a clear bottle, and then it's easier to recycle. Oh, so that's why. I love driving through Pairoa. I mean, how many people do drive through Pairo these days?

Yeah, it's never, it hasn't really died off, to be honest. Like, we have had a lot of highways that have changed, people's traffic movements and stuff, but man, it's still a busy main street. Some days you've got to wait nearly a minute at an intersection to get out. So that's getting outrageous. How many leaders? Do you think, Toby, you've drunk of L&P over your time? How many, being the beer, you'd think you guzzle it every day? Leaders and leaders and leaders.

Like, sometimes it's not just L&P on its own. Unfortunately, like I like to mix it with a few other things just to take the chill out of the day. What does it mix well with? It mixes well with a nice little Appleton. Yes, of course. Yeah, actually, I might get that a jam this weekend. That's what I've googled anyway. I don't know.

Yeah, of course, of course. Well, so the brown lid is now yellow and the brown bottle is now half like a reddish colour and then yellow. And it's got the brand new logo. Don't get mistaken. It's not mellow yellow. That hasn't come back. It's just sort of the colour of LMP. It looks pretty cool, actually.

I'm sure there'd be a lot of people getting their photo taken with a... All right. Well, thank you very much for your time, Toby. Seems like things are really humming in Pido. And it's nice to see that the bottles changed after 119 years. Wow. They've gone and changed it up. You know while we've got you on the blower there, Toby?

What's the goss? What's the goss? What's happening in Pairoa that we can, maybe we can help you out with? Is there anything going down that you're like, oh, I wish I wasn't the mayor at the moment. I wish the team could put that fire out for me. Yeah. Yeah, I can tell you there's no coup to push me out of the mural seat like there is in some other. Oh, good.

Ha! You've got your caucus all well in line, do you? Yeah, he's like other places, there's drama there. There's no emergency caucus meeting in my office. Okay, well, it's good to know. The only drama in Pairo is other people's drama and other towns nearby. I love it.

100%. Toby Adams, long may you reign the mayor of Pairo. Thank you so much for your time. How good, mate. Have a good one. Thanks, too, mate. Clint Megan Dan. And we are two minutes away from spinning Clint Megan Dan's fuel let wheel. It's a roulette wheel of fuel, and you can win $50,000 worth.

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Oh, you got strip of spelling? No, I wish. It's K-R-I-S-T-E-L-L-E. So it's mistaken. Is it like Cristal? Yes, Crystal. Yeah, Crystal. Yeah, Crystal.

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Crystal, how far do you travel every day? I travel very far. I travel from Glenn Eden all the way to Albany every day. If you don't know Auckland, that is a very decent way if you're in traffic. At least across the sit from one end to the other really. Okay. Yeah, pretty much. Crystal, who's spinning it this morning is it Dan, me or Clint?

I think Clint. Yeah, he hasn't ever spin in a while? Lucky fingers Clint, they call him. I don't think he's ever been called Dan. Meg calls for that. I don't know why she calls him that, but anyway. Here we go, Clint. Good luck Clint.

He's having a spin. He's spinning it now. Okay, he's done a long spin. Now remember this is going to be going for a long time. How much does it cost Crystal to fill up the Mazda? I haven't filled it up in a while, but I'd say 140 now. 140? Wow.

Okay, it's still spilling pretty decently. If you watch on Instagram live, you'll be able to see it's... Is it slowing down? Yes, someone's greased it up. It's taking its time. It's taking its sweet time. Here we go, Crystal. We're starting to see now.

No, no, miles off. It's still miles off. It's at the top. Now at the bottom, back to the top. It's got a bit of pace on it, too. There's a few carmacks on there as well, Volkswagen. The top. Here we go.

We're slowing down now a little bit. We're at the top. Bottom. I think we might get another two or three spins. Top. Bottom. I reckon it's the least one more spin. Oh, I like the weight.

I like the weight. Top. It's looking good. It's looking good. Oh, no, no. It's going to have to go around one more time, Oh, it's at the top. Come on, oh my god, Crystal, kick out of my knees. Oh my gosh.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. It's got me. It's lucky, man. Oh my God. Crystal.

Okay, you need to ponder this for three and a half minutes. Don't give us your answer now. Oh, no. Do you want to risk your $5,000 and spin again to win $50,000 worth of fuel? Hold your answer. All spinning. It's time. for Clint Biggin' dads.

For Crystal with her Mazda, she has won $5,000 worth of fuel. But now she has a choice to make, doesn't she? They're a very important choice. What's been happening just in the last three minutes? Because for those that missed it, I'm just going to do the replay. We're just going nutty here in the studio,

and I think you're still trying to work out what was happening. Three more? No one! You've just won, Crystal, $5,000. Well, of fuel, right? Oh my gosh. Oh my God, I'm shaking. We're shaking in studios.

So it's like Christmas being losing your mind when we were going to a song. I mean, this could have you like filling up the Mazda for a long time. You do have a decision to make though, Crystal. You've been very lucky this morning, so has Clint, and you do have the chance now to give up your $5,000 of fuel and risk it again for another spin for $50,000 of fuel. You've had a song to think about it? Actually, I think I'm just going to stick with the $5,000.

I feel lucky, but not that. lucky. Fair enough. So you want to lock that in? You're going to stick with a 5K? Yeah, because it is one of those ones. The chances of you being back here are zero to spin again. So this is your last chance. And we are going to spin it again

anyway to see. Yeah, so... Oh no. Yeah, we'll spin it and see if you've made the right or wrong decision. But I mean, would you be more upset walking away knowing you had 5 grand and lost it? Or would you be kicking yourself if it spins up 50 grand and you knew you missed out on 45? More.

Yeah, exactly. I think I'm going to be safe. Okay. Going to be safe, or you lost a safe play. Congratulations, Christian. That was a good. That was good. Oh my God, thank you. Thank you.

Well done. All right, Clint. Do you want to go and spin it? Okay, spin again. So this is going to see if you could have taken away 50Ks with fuel. Spinning now. He's done a much softer spin this time. Okay.

Okay. It's spinning. It's like... This is just for fun. We're going to find out if Crystal could have been $45,000 richer than the five grand worth of fuel she's already taken away with her. Can I just say we really need to un-oil this wheel? Yeah.

It spins you way too long. All right. It's slowing down now, Crystal. This would have been you. Now, we thought it was slowing down too much before, and then it kept going. Yeah. Let's have a look. Okay, so it's gone around.

It's just past the 50 Klan. It's not looking back, Clint. It's not looking back, Clint. It's at the top. Oh, no. It's just passed again. It's going for another lap. bad Clint.

Oh no, it's gonna go. It's at the 50,000 and it has ticked three wedges past it. You're going to right decision. Oh, that's... But not far off. That was... Oh my god, can you imagine the bus? ...a from spinning.

Hey, congratulations, Crystal. We're gonna play again at 8 o'clock this morning. We could end up giving away another 5 grand. All you got to do is let us know what car make you drive. You win 100 bucks instantly. And if we spin up your car make you win 5, but would you risk it and play a... and play again for 50.

We try and call him the boss as well. He's MIA. I reckon he's got his head. He's gone, he's gone down. Yeah, he's gone down. Clint Meg and Dan. Fjolette, which is back again in 45 minutes, we'll spin again at 8. I'm still sweating. I know, and we got a message from the boss,

and he just said, I'm not sure I like this game. Yeah, I think it was his idea. I think it was, too. Yeah, we're recording it now. Okay, Coachella, the weekend is over. What's actually two weekends of Coachella, and we've got the breakdown of costs. So as we already knew, Justin Bieber got paid $10 million.

This is all in the US dollars, by the way, so kind of double it, a little bit less in your head. But $10 million for Justin Bieber, $8 million for Sabrina Carpenter. How do you feel about that? Well, Justin Bieber has been around a lot longer and definitely has more of a star power. And to be fair, he was talked about more. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

So I believe that $2 million difference probably... You think Sabrina be like, yeah, fair? I'm glad to be earning almost as much as Justin Beaver, Her star is rising faster than anyone's at the moment. Carol G, who was day three, and we've hardly even spoken about, but a big artist overseas, 6 million. The XX, what are my favorite bands of all time?

1.5 million they got paid, which I thought they would have been happy with. Iggy Pop, $800,000, and then things like stage in production, $25,000, venue permits, $5,000, no, no, sorry, $5 million. Same with the stage of production.

I think it says, it's $2,000,000, 0.00, 25 million? 6.0 is million. Wow. 2.5 million. Holy moly. But then when it looks like the money that they made, they made $96 million off the tickets, the general admission ones, which are $549 American each.

They must have made a lot of money off the chicken nuggets and fries. I saw them there are 100 bucks for nuggets and chips. They must be good nuggets. Yeah, that's what they were saying. They were showing. And I was like, is that legit? It was like $90-something dollars for nuggets. You'd expect free-range chicken? $22 million on food and beer. average they made. So that makes sense.

Merch, 10 million? Sorry, it was chicken nuggets and caviar or something. Oh, right. That would maybe make it all sense. But 10 million in merch, I thought, was amazing. Damn. Yeah, so sponsors as well, 2.9 million. So in the end, they made $68 million in profit. Which actually surprised me, like $68 million, not to be sneezed at.

But you'd think the thing like Coachella would make more money. But I guess because the overheads and how much it costs to put on, you know, artist fees and stuff, if they don't make too much profit. A lot of risk, I suppose, involved in those types of shows that could go, you know, the other way, if you can't get ticket prices and stuff and people don't like the headlines, but because when you lock in someone like Justin Bieber,

it's still wild how much people are getting paid. You know, like, I know Sabrina Carpenter is an incredible superstar, and so is Carol G. But you sit there and go $6 million for two shows. It is crazy, isn't it? And you're like, there was hoodies, like Justin Bieber hoodies. I saw that were like $400 US. What?

Damn. Crazy, hey. There was a thing on TikTok. People say. Maybe one, you're telling me, like, four beers cost? And Coachella, if you want to just get a little four-pack? I've got a friend over there. He bought three bears for like 100 American dollars,

which is over 200 New Zealand. Oh, you're close. Three bears, 100 US? That's crazy. Even Clint couldn't afford that. If I'm being really honest, I don't think I'd ever actually want to go to Coachella. I've seen how it costs so much money to, like, live,

or to stay even slightly nearby. Then you have to drive like an hour in traffic. Then you have to walk half an hour to get in. There's no shade. You know what I mean? I don't, I mean, it's an incredible thing. And plus a lot of it's like a fashion show. I love that Big's like, I just don't want to go.

There's got shade. There's no shade there. I would rather go to Glastonbury. There's a lot of shade. There's much more shade at Glastonbury. There's a lot of shade. Not the shade you're talking about. No, no.

Unfortunately, yeah. I feel like it's definitely, it's like the Met Gala for influences. More shade at the Met Gala too. All right, got a Dan's diary entry. We're on the hunt for a brand new diary. We're going to be taking a show trip to Dan's mum's place to see if we can find any remaining diaries before she moves house. does a big clear out of her basement

Just to say the attic Sure We can do that If that's where it is Click Megan Dan Sit back and relax While we dive into Dan's diary

What a joy it's been revisiting My Teenage years It's something that a lot of people Probably would have wanted to revisit though right It means doing it for me Yeah I guess it depends Some people love high school

Yeah Some people peak in high school I don't think I don't have fond Like I love the drama and stuff like doing drama and theatre. But apart from that, I didn't really enjoy it. Yeah, well, you could have fooled me

with your trip to Rangitoto. Okay, this is Dan's entry. Rangitoto. Exclamation, exclamation, my, exclamation, my, exclamation, my, exclamation. Am I saying it wrong? Rangitoto. The fact that you're attempting it, Meg, is... So am I saying, how am I, where am I going wrong?

You go, your rangies right, but at the end of... Toto instead of Toto. Toto. Yeah, thank you. Rangitoto sucked. Oh, God. Just had to make sure I got a right for that. Santa Rangitoto.

It rained all day and I've never been more soaked in my life. Even though I had a jacket, I was drenched to the bone. The trip should have been postponed. Turns out it was pointless anyway because there is only one type of rock. Oh God. Older lava. Black and boring. The island is covered in it.

Mrs. Cook said Rangitoto last erupted more than 500 years. ago. I would have been happy if I saw an eruption while we were there to stop the boredom. Oh my God honestly. The ferry ride back was the highlight because some people got seasick. I do remember

it. I do remember there was so, even some of the teachers like vomiting on the boat on the way back. I would love that. I was like, yeah, good this is calm. I should have cancelled a trip. The ferry ride back was the highlight because some people were seasick. It was so rough. I was fine because I took a sea leg. One of the girls threw up and it was red. I thought

I thought it was blood. Turns out she just had B-Triple. The view from the top was also disappointing. God, what a sad, sad little man. You were just an angry boy. I know. The view in the top was also disappointed because it's covered by trees

could only see the top of the Sky Tower, PTO. Everyone had to buddy up, but Alistair couldn't come, so I had to partner up with the parent helper. Pissie all, just no one wanted to partner with me, I wonder why. I had to butter up with the parent helper. Sam's dad.

He was nice, but he kept stopping to look at birds. He saw about 100 tuis. I had to pretend to be interested every time he saw one. Once you've seen one toie, you've seen them all. I've always said that. He did give me a chocolate fish, though. That was nice. You don't take candy from strangers.

Swings a roundabout, say. Got home, I'm a cut fish pie. Yuck. Oh, honestly, worst day ever Fish should never go in a pie It makes the house smell like a fish factory I had two meal mates and went to bed It's a day of my life

Genuinely worst day my life It's a bloody good trip I do not remember the lava capes Yeah, I've done that with the kids The whole time with Sam's dad Stop at a bakery, pack a lunch, go for a hike It's a bloody good trip, huh? Maybe it's changed since then

Okay, let's do Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame School trips school's back actually this week so looking back at your time and I don't know intermediate primary even high school I've heard of people doing school trips to the supermarket and things like that quite a few we've done it before eh

pack and save like to go look at the butchery and stuff oh that is that sad that's where your school is taking you for a school trip I think I'd rather stay at school that's one school trip I'd be like oh I'll miss this one where you go oh no one's going to beat this or no one's going to

go to a worse spot we're just names we went to America in year 8 and I nearly got sent home because I kissed a girl from Seattle. They made me call Dad and everything. That would be on the wrong. We don't want that list. We want the bad ones.

Do you want good and bad or just horrible? That's better than Pack and Save. Yeah, it's better than... Yeah, that's fair. I think just horrible personally. What's the worst school trip? Just boring, yeah. Okay, 0800, the Edgewood Texas, 3343.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. We were talking about Dan's, you know, what he thought was a very depressing school trip back in high school. We want to know about your ones and it looks like yours were much worse than going on a lovely Well some of them are coming through

I think I'd rather go But I wonder if it's just a time thing Like back in the day you could get away with that True Glenn But now no one's doing this Well let's see Kelsey Dan would you rather do your trip Or Kelsey where did your son go

Um We went to the dump And you were a parent help Yeah yeah I popped my name down for that one Did you pop your name down before you knew it was the dump? Or you're like, oh, go along to the dump? I thought it would be more exciting than it was, to be fair. What was the learning points that they took away from the dump out of interest?

Like, why did they go? To be honest, I'm not 100% sure. I just know we did look at the piles of rubbish and how do we drive around then headed back to school. How long were you at the dump for in total, do you reckon? Probably an hour. God, that's 55 minutes too long. That is crazy.

Kelsey, I'm going to give you a double pass to a musty movie. It's Michael and it's in cinemas tomorrow. So, at least you got something out of your time. That's true. McKenzie, where did you go for a school trip? We went over to the morgue. Oh, so you're the morgue person. Now, what class was this and why go to the morgue?

So it was in like year 12 and we're done like our career's like goals thing. I think I put down that I wanted to be a physio. So they sent me off of this group of, like, kids that were, like, interested in, like, medical careers. Yeah. To have a hospital. Well, physio is very different to a morgue, but, yeah. And did you see?

Yeah. What did you see in the morgue? Like, did you see bodies and stuff? Like, all your tools. No, we saw all the tools that they used to, like, dissect people. And, like, a real good description of how they use all the tools. It went on for, like, two hours in me. And it was so cold.

It was longer than the tip. Sounds like McKenzie would rather be the tool. Yeah My goodness That must have been Were you traumatised by that? Oh 100% I have not

I have not gone into a career in health At all Oh wow They even swore your physio Alright thanks for Kinsey And we've got Anonymous Hi Anonymous Hi

We went on a Bible camp But I ended up getting sent home Because some of the girls decided to bring Some of the bad lettuce And they pulled us all into the dog And they're like, who's been doing this? Like, who's doing it?

We're going to stay in here all night until someone comes forward. So I was like, well, this is boring. I'll come forward. Principal had to come out and take me home. Oh, no. And they did, and you were like, now I can get out of this awful school trail. Yeah, I was like, this is so boring. Ironically, though, Jesus would have forgiven you anyway.

So welcome to school. Absolutely. Yeah, exactly. Absolutely. That's such a Christian camping to happen, eh, as well. Someone's got a little bit of the devil's letters. I love that she said the bad letters. Bad letters?

As opposed to the cost. Cost letters, that's the good stuff. All right, well, we have a scheduled trip for next week to go into Dan's mum's attic and I guess... That's a tip of sorts. Fossick around until we find hopefully a diary or two because Dan knows how many he wrote roughly. We've only ever found three.

So there are some missing diaries and we're hoping they're going to be in the attic. But we genuinely have no idea. It might be a wild goose chase, but I think it's worth the look. The sad fact of the matter as I think a lot of them were thrown out. I'd be happy if we find one or two.

Yesterday, Meg and me and other women are rattled through the list of things guys do that annoy them. We thought only fair to keep a balanced show that men get an opportunity to return surf. Of course, of course. I'm excited to see what you guys don't like about women. We've got three breaks on this. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Lesh-Go! You sit on the show, Meg, and a few of the girls that listened to our show. Decided to weigh in on some of the things at us guys. do that you know genuinely you do find annoying and we apologize for the few things. Just frustrating things that I had to really struggle to think about and come up with a list for. I know you were very fast. When I take 45 minutes to get ready and he says he's ready to go and then I say I'm ready

and he still needs to put his shoes on and use the bathroom. When he leaves his shoes around the house, which I also do but his biggest so they get in them way more. When he sneezes more than three times in a row, get a hold of your life. When I tell him to look at something and he takes about 25 seconds to look and by that point, the thing has gone. When we go up for a day and I ask him to listen because I can tell there's a couple behind us or next row is having a juicy conversation and I can see he can't hear a thing

I think he needs to get his ears cleared out or something because I want a gossip about that conversation he goes I don't know what you're talking about. God, you and Hannah are similar. When I say, I love this song and I turn it up and that's exactly the moment he decides to open up about his life or about something serious

and I've just said I love this song. When I ask him specific Goss and intel about one of his friends but he didn't think to ask any further questions When he throws something out without asking if I still needed it, even though I haven't used it for well over a year, I might have needed that thing. When he falls asleep before me, he has to wait and to fall asleep until I'm...

I thought I'm insufferable. Those were all off the cuff as well. She didn't even write them down. They were just off her head. I thought other people weighed in. It was just you, maybe. No, I was reading texts that whole time. Oh, yeah.

So Clinton and I really had to think about this, haven't we? You know, like it's not something that's easy. I know. Everything girls do. There's nothing that annoys me. Dad? Apart from the like that thing where it's like the, I don't know,

you pick loop. You know, where you go out for dinner for instance as an example and you go, what do you want? And they go, I don't know, you pick. And then you go, oh, okay, chicken. They go, I don't want that. Pisses me off no end. Oh, God, it annoys me. We have eight pillows on our bed and yesterday my wife bought two more because they're on sale. So now we have ten.

Display pillows. Saying you're ready? And I say, are you sure? And she goes, yeah. So I order an Uber only to every single time. sit in it by myself for at least five minutes promising the driver I'm going to tip him for waiting. Literally that was me and Dan doing that in Christchurch waiting for you so then you normally do it with her.

Yeah, Clint. What about this one? When I go, you see me a bit quiet this morning, everything all good and she goes, I'm fine. And generally she's not fine. If you're not fine, you don't just say you're not fine. And then they go, okay, fine, I'm not fine. And then they spill.

Right. So just say you're not fine then. What about when they go through admin, when the lights are off and it's time. to sleep. I'm like, whoa, you missed it. The lights are off. Right. What if you're on the motorway and they keep going, if you're a close behind that car?

And it's like, I left the light on in the laundry or something. You're like, oh my God. What that? I'll wait under the edge 3343. What are the things? The girls do, the drive us guy is crazy. I got one more. When she groats me when I'm just trying to make dinner for the family. Oh, you love that. That's a lie.

I'm like, babe, I'm just, I'm cooking for everyone. You've never cook. You've seen that before. Leave me alone for a second. God, I'm touched out today. That's not Clint's sake. Definitely not true. He ever happens. Clint, Meg and Dan.

We're talking about what girls do that drive us guys crazy because we did the opposite yesterday, so we thought as a balanced show, we give the guys an opportunity. Yes, dear. And Kane from Parmy has taken that opportunity. Yeah, good morning, Kane. Hey, Meg.

Hi. Morning, Kane. This is specifically today. Hey, Dan. Hey, Kane. And that's all we need. Thank you. Hey, Clint.

Alright, what's your girl doing that drives you a little crazy at times? Oh, like, when they're upset or visibly upset, and then you try and talk to them about her, but then they just get mad at you because you can't read their mind and just know what they're upset about. It's probably really obvious what happened. Oh, sometimes it's hot. Sometimes they're really.

I don't know about that one. Those guys are dumb. We need it to be seen. Yeah, yeah. You just need to sew it out. Just tell us exactly what you want, and that will get done. Hey, what's worst, Kane, is when they do tell us, And as they're telling us, you go, I don't remember doing that.

Yeah, I'll never say that Clint. Oh, bad idea. You're like, I was never going to guess that. Okay. Some of the texts, expecting us to notice a haircut, there was a three-centimeter trim at best. Oh, yeah. What about when they have a dream about you that you've done something bad? And then they wake up and they're angry at you.

It was your dream. My wife says it all the time, she goes, you weren't very nice to me. And your dream? That could be intuition. Another text says, when she says, do whatever you want, which means I'm definitely not allowed to do whatever I want. Oh, yeah. Oh, just do what you want, do what you want, then.

Adams' text through saying, My Mrs. needs a detailed debrief after any social interaction. Yeah. That's something you do, me again. That's me. Oh, yes. When she hijacks every story I've ever told, because in quotes, I'm not telling it right.

Oh, this one Hannah does as well as this person texts through. Uses we when volunteering for things. We're helping a friend move this weekend. I never okay this. We're helping your friend move. Oh, that would piss me off. And one last one, remembering something. I did wrong in 2017 with perfect memory.

Oh yes, we're good at that. Very good. Clint Megan Dan. Your car is your ticket to win. It's time to spin the wheel. Clint Megan Dan's 50K fuel it. The boss is nervous. He's in the producer booth after we spun up $5,000 at 7 o'clock this morning.

Can we get it again? Okay, the person playing this morning is Daniel. How's it going? Danny Boy! From Christchurch. What do you drive? I drive a Nissan Navarra Okay

A bit of a diesel Did you hear Krista win 5 grand at 7 this morning Yeah, it's been pretty awesome Hey Oh man Honestly whoever greased up this wheel It just kept going and going and going this morning If you do want to watch it live

Tick's fuel to 3343 The good news Dan Is you got 100 bucks free fuel That's in the bank That's no risk You've got that, that's yours Who would you like to spin The Fuelette wheel this morning Dan

I'll go, Dan Okay Here we go Okay. Here we go. Oh God, I'm nervous now. This is the first time I've spun it in a while. Okay.

But you're due to win too. Okay. The boss is in the producer's booth. He's nervous. He can't look. He's already given away $5,000 this morning. Here we go, Dan. He doesn't want to give away $10 in the morning,

but we would love to see that happen for you, Dan. I'm spinning now. Here we go. Oh, how much does it cost to fill up the Navar? Oh, like $200 at the moment? Damn. Because it's diesel, I'm guessing. Okay.

$5,000 for spinning. All right. Shout out to our mates at Novice Glass. Crack or chip on your windscreen. Novice Glass, handle your insurance claim. Just call your local branch direct. It's starting to slow down. Clint, I think Crystal said it was about $140 to fill up her car earlier.

So how many, I guess, weeks could she now have free? 35. 35 weeks of free fuel. That's incredible. Wow. 35 times 140. That'll be close. Okay.

On the top of my head, thanks for that, Mac. It's really starting to slow down, Dan. So we've just passed $5,000. It's going around again. I think it's got at least three or four. Yeah, okay. Spinning, spinning, and we've just passed 5K again. I don't mind the pace of the dance.

It's not bad. It's not bad. It's at the top again. It's got to get around. Oh my good. It's good. It's at the bottom. I can't look.

I can't look. Dan from Christchurch. It's literally. Teetering. stopped on the marker and stopped it ticking into the five grand. It's landed sadly on the MW. Oh my God, I would if the boss wasn't here. Stuff it.

Unbelievable. You couldn't have got it any closer to the five grand without it going over. Oh, you've got to watch the video to believe it. You can see this live. We're live on Instagram now, aren't we? It's literally flex to the point that it's like a millimeter to not going over. That is really pissed me off. Oh, you should be Dan from Crushitch.

I'm so sorry, Dan. I mean, he's got a hundred bucks in the bank, but five thousand. So that is the closest anyone will ever get to winning $5,000. Zoom in on that little thing. Wow. All right. My goodness. You've seen the joy for the boss, so he jumped up and down.

Back again tomorrow. And then when I started blowing it, he was no happy. No, he was. Oh, man. Man, I thought we were going to go two in a row. That's unbelievable. Isn't that incredible? The boss has come to look at it.

It just couldn't have got any close without going. Clint Meg and Dan. Once a week, Meg will throw out a bunch of names and we decide which celebrities are well-known enough worldwide to end up in the A-list party and which ones will fall into B or C. And this is primarily based on fame alone. Take talent out of it, take it all of that stuff. It's just how well they're known worldwide. Correct me, whoopi Goldberg ended up in the C list last week. She did indeed.

Drake was B. Yes, and Cameron Diaz was A. That's right. We did think that Drake deserved to be A because he's the highest streaming artist of all time. Yeah, but I mean, people weren't really pouring out the love for his A-list status, were they? Okay, I have three new names for us this week. Michelle Obama

Ashton Coucher and Alan DeGeneres. Okay, in my opinion there's two A's in there. Two A's in there? Two A's. Okay. Okay, who are the two?

Two B's in a name. I would say Michelle Obama is an A-lister. She has got a very, very famous name. She's the First Lady of America with Obama. So I think she's an A-lister. Well, if we all say Michelle is an A-lister, she's instantly into the A's, right? Surely.

And these people really want to argue that. Okay, so then are we saying Ashton Cutscher or Alan's a day? I think that Alan deGeneres is an A-lister. She's known as Alan. Even now, but I feel like we've argued for so many years that she would have been back in the day but I don't know if people would know Alan now.

But she's not on any TV show. She's not online anywhere. Nobody talks about it. But no one's forgotten who she is in the last two years. If you knew who she was two years ago. It's been longer. And because of all the hate she got, I think she got even more chance for a while when everyone was trying to cancel her. I think she's a big.

to be Alan DeGeneres. I disagree. I think that she is one of the most... She is probably actually the most famous talk show host of a generation. Dan and I are going to disagree again. I think Ashton C-Cutcher is a bankable ace star celebrity. He is a B-Less.

He's a B-to-B. C-to-B? I would have happy to maybe put him on the B-list, but he's bloody lucky to be there. Ashton C-Bitcher. Are you... I think Alec Baldwin and Whoopi Goldberg might have a little mate.

He's got a movie with Reese Willisbun on Netflix at the moment. Like, out now he's still doing stuff. All right, start texting it and or call us 0800 the edge, which is 0800-8-8-8-8-4-3-4-3. Meg, you need to learn the number of your radio station you work on. What is it down? You say it. 3-3-4-4-4-3. No.

0-800-8-4-3-4-3. Thank you. So, Alan DeGeneres, A-B or C-list. Or Ashton C-List. Someone stick through Alan's B for bitch. Oh, we don't judge. Feelings aside. Do you know who she is?

and do you think the rest of the world do as well? Allegedly. Okay. You don't be really likable to be an A-lister. No. In fact, you could be the complete opposite to get in there. Yeah. All right, Meg's throwing out three names.

We're not discussing Michelle Obama. She's in there. She's in there. There's no disagreement on the team. No, no, no, no. She's got to access all areas A-pass. Both boys think that Alan DeGeneres is a Lister. I disagree. I say she's a B-Lister now.

And Ashton Cutsher is also up for debate, A-Lister or B-Lister. Yeah. Ashton seems to be getting the most debate on the text machine. A lot of people saying here's an A. And then others going, oh God, he's C at best. Well, Laura said Ashton 1,000% an A-lister. No contest. But they also think Alan's an A. And I started thinking, Mick, if Ashton Coochard was walking around the edge building here,

I think I'd be more like, holy crap, Ashton Cooch is here, than, oh, wow, Alan DeGeneres is here. But you're now again, Clint, it's the same mistake you make time and time again. You're putting yourself there. and maybe you love him, but worldwide, places like China, places like India, like lots of places around the world probably wouldn't know who Ashton Kutcher is. So you think they'd know who Ellen is over Ashton? No, they would have Alan Witten to a building now. I don't think many people would bother.

She took the most famous selfie ever at the Oscars, remember? Do you have authority to speak on behalf of the Indian and Asian community? Yes, some of my best friends are. And so I think that I genuinely think there would be a lot of people in like the far-flung places of the world that don't know who Ashton Coutcher is. We do need more texts to come in because at the moment it's pretty tired.

Alan B, B, B, A. Yeah, we've got three Bs in an A. So far for Alan, but people are more discussing lots coming in about Ashton. Oh, I would be happy to put Alan into the Bs. Oh, fine. If Cotcher stays at C. No, no, is Ashton C-Lister?

There's no way. He's not in there with Alec Bullwin and Whippy Goldberg. He's still doing stuff. Is he? What's he doing? He's on Netflix right now with Reese Witherspoon. They've got a brand new movie that's just got. He's like he's got Reese with him.

Oh, come off. My goodness. Right. Yeah, they're starting to come in now, boys. Ashton A. The thing that I think you'd know, you'd also know Ashton's voice, but I still don't think he's an A-lister. Come on.

Clint, A-lister. Michaela has said, Alan is an A. Ashton never heard of him. He's a C. Another person, Alan A, Ashton C. Alan A. It's now tied up for Alan being A's or B. I can't believe Ellen's...

They're all coming through. Ellen, A for sure. B. Ellen, whichever star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Ashton's now looking at C's, Clem, sorry. I'm sorry, we're dropping him down. I think we're going to... No, no.

No, no. Someone's coming in here. No, no. Ashton Coo does not have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Oh, he's a C at best. Ellen does. But then so does bloody Bill Cosby.

Okay, Megan's down to you. to make the decision. I know I do. I'm trying to read through it. It's very hard. Ashton is either an A or a C on the... A or C. Well then he's... Average as a B. You can't go A or C. Someone said he's a G. I don't know if they understand the game.

Okay. Oh no. I'm going to have to give it up. Come on me, quickly. Ashton's not going to make it, is he? No, Ashton has dropped down. Average it out. Averaging to a B. We've got too many Cs for me to ignore.

him, Meg. Oh, that's fair. And what about Alan? Alan? C, C, C, D, C, B, A, A. counting through them. Oh, God, oh God, yeah. She's also a B.

Oh, my God. Really? Yeah, she is. Wow. Yeah, sorry, guys. Ellen's a B. Okay. I don't mind that because if Ashton's in there, he's got Alan to hang out with his nose.

So poor old Whoopi and Alec Baldwin still sitting there alone. Go on another cup of tea or something? I hope they're getting along because it's not. I don't think they would. I really don't think they'd get along. Someone says on behalf of the Chinese community, Ellen is an A. Clint, Megan Dan. Do you ever wonder when you listen to our show what happens behind the scenes when you're listening to ads in songs? I can tell you.

Right. There's two childish broadcasters. Oh, I know about that. Well, I went to the bathroom. You get about three minutes, so you've got to run there and run back. Sometimes Clint takes longer. I come back and Dan is in the cockpit where I sit with all the controls. I was trying to straight.

you outside. And he's tapping away. I'm like the co-pilot, eh? I go and move in when Clint needs to go to the toilet. I just sit in there. You should not be in the cockpit. First officer, they call me. And he runs away and I see it going, sent email and then there's an undo button. So I click... So annoying. Undo. Honestly, I gave Dan a warning. I said, I'm going to slap on the door when he's coming. Hey, Shosh, you'll just hear your hostess. I'm going to

get away from the desk. Send whatever email you need to send. Why are you even in the cockpit? And so it brings up the email that Dan tried to send when Dan's got a few minutes going, what could I do? And he sent an email to my boss's boss. The title is, where do you buy your pants? And the email is, I really like them.

And it's the perfect crime. Because he would have got that and got that, that's really. And he would have said, like, oh, Ash would buy something for me. My wife gets a lot of them. But the saddest part is then I have to either make him think I sent it or I have to be sad and go, sorry, bro, there wasn't me. And then he knows I don't like his pants.

And he's like, oh, so he doesn't like my pants. That's it. You can't win. It's a lose, lose. Took Dan like, f***. Meg, we're on here, babe. Get out of the cockpit. Go on.

In fact, put a parachute on and get out of the play. I'm opening the door. I'm sorry. I'm sorry at school run as an accident. And that just shows how sometimes comfortable and relaxed we can be on here with you listening. Sorry. Right. She was talking about ducks, wasn't she? Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, yeah. Ducks. A formal apology from me. Officially, I did a swear word before I forgot where I was, which happens often on this show. That was the... Honestly, I've worked in radio for 12 to 15 years. That was the worst one I've ever done. Oh, no, you've done worse. No, I haven't.

I have never done live a worse swear word so openly and so, like, hard. Don't mention it. I'm very sorry. A little girl was seven today, and she heard the swear. She just asked her mum, is me going to jail now? Yes, I know, yes. Radio jail. Radio jail.

I'm going to throw away the key, I say. Very sorry, very sorry. Yeah. No, you're fine. You're only human, Meg. Okay, make it a bit of a nerve this week. For discussing about how her best friend lives overseas, a long, long way from her. And you've got to catch up with her very briefly for the first time in forever.

Yeah, I'm still getting comments every single day on that video of people being quite upset with me because they're saying, I didn't need to cry today. Because they're sending it to their friend, and they miss their long-distance best friend too. It happens more often than you think people go overseas to, and then they fall in love. or they find a good career or for whatever reason. And so you don't get to see them, life is expensive. And I have an idea. In fact, it is probably my dream promotion,

which is what we do on the air where you have like, you know, competitions and games and stuff that I wanted to bring. Here's a bit of an intro. Oh, you've got an intro for it already? Yeah, well, it's a work in progress. Okay. It's Clint Meg and Dan's long-distant best friend listener trip to an undisclosed location that Meg's really keen on.

No idea's a bad idea. We're still in a recession, but still keen to have nice things TBC So I had an idea Nice and sick little name Yeah we're welcome it I have a dream I have a dream

that I one day will be at something called like long distance Best Friend Island where we go on a trip to Fiji or Vanuadu or somewhere in Australia and it's like three days

and I organise it and it will be where you and your best friend can come and hang out and have a three-day weekend together where you don't have to organise you know all like the ins and outs I'll sort out what the hotel is

and the cost of the flights and it's a package that you buy because the thing is we're not going to be able to get everybody you know pay for everybody to go and so it's people the long distance best friends so one would come from London the other one would come from Auckland and we meet in this island

we should catch up we need to sort something out we need to do something so this is like you've done it and they just need to like buy a ticket and go exactly it's like getting it out of the group chat and I think half of the problem is going oh I'm too busy to try even think about right now organizing trip just for me and my girlfriend

let alone everything else that's going on in my life. So if I were to take care of that part and you would buy like hopefully a discounted package looking at you, airlines and tourism, Fiji and stuff, would you be interested in it or is it something that people aren't wanting to do? Because otherwise I won't go through. You know, I won't go ahead.

We're just looking to read the waters at the moment, aren't we? We're going, would you be keen and willing to pay a little bit of cash to do it? You mean test the waters? I don't know what did I say? Read the room. He says he'd read the waters. He said, he'd be working with...

Hey, it's not dwell on the negativity, Clint. We don't want any negative friends on this trip. Is there a need for this? Or is it's not happened because nobody wants it? You know, I just thought maybe annually, it's like this time, every year, three days, you and your best friend go together. Do you know what to be awesome as well?

This could be part of the tradition of Best Friend Island or whatever you're going to end up calling it. We're like, we've all arrived. Yeah. And there's this like ceremony-type get together. I love that. When it's like everyone one at a time, their best friend comes running down the beach

and you go, it's mine, it's mine. And then we all get to watch them like reminisce and hug and then we don't know who's next and we send the next best friend. And then Sarah's like, that's my bestie. And we have that moment, like over and over and over. A dream. And it's like, oh my gosh, Clint, that would actually be so amazing over and over watching that. But it becomes a thing where it's like Londerson's Best Friend Island.

And you go, hey, should we go to it this year? And you save up your cash and you pay. And it's just all done. And the reason to go, how good would the... vibes me that everyone's just there with your besties. You know, and you haven't seen each other for a age. Sign me up. And we're just literally smashing cocktails and crying on the beach

that whole first night. I mean, then we're a little bit less crying than Clintson. Make sure there's games fun, as far. Maybe a talent quest, no, maybe I'm going to get it myself. But it is there purely to be a thing that you and your best mate can go, hey, let's go this year. I'll save up, you save up. It's a package deal. Would you be keen? Please text me.

Because if we don't get enough people, it's all good. It's a shit idea and that's fine. Yeah, yeah. And I'll forget about it. I genuinely think it is a good idea. Because the thing is I wouldn't be able to get this across the line if I said, oh, so I want you to pay for 10 people flying, it would have to have costs to it. Yeah. And if people are willing to wear some of it to be a part of it,

well then it could be something we could create. And the bigger it gets, I guess, the cheaper it becomes. So all you need is a friend that lives overseas. Who would also be keen? Actually, how long has it been since you've seen your bestie? What was yours prior to last weekend? A year and a half prior. And then the other one would have been about,

maybe eight months. Both long. Okay, let us know. What is the time frame that has been and gone since you last saw your bestie? And then maybe we'll just, like Dan said, read the waters and just...

But keep messaging, if you're keen, 33, 4, 3 is the text number. Just tell us if you'd be keen to maybe take part in this. Yeah. How long have you been saying you've seen your best thing would you be keen to purchase a ticket

to Meg's French of Ireland? Yeah. Working title. I'll make sure it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. So, Meg just pitched an idea to I run the intro again.

It's long. Okay, yeah, do it. It's Clint Meg and Dan's long-distant best friend listener trip to an undisclosed location that Meg's really keen on. No idea's a bad idea. We're still in a recession, but still keen to have nice things, TBC. I like it. A little rogue on this, to be honest, because we haven't had any sort of A. A. Okay from the boss.

This is not one of those things that we've pre-planned it. It's all ready to go. No, this is really on the fly. I have an idea, but I can't push it unless I know that people are behind it, where we would put up a package that you'd still have to pay for, but I'd hopefully get discounted, looking at you businesses if you'd want to get behind, becoming like the long-distance airline

or the long-distance, like hotel or spot or tourism. Bringing loved ones back together. Yeah, and of course somebody texts and say, well, could three of my friends come? Yeah, if you're all wanting to get out of the group chat and meet up, of course, it wouldn't be like you have to bring one best friend. It would just be the reason for it is to connect people from around the world

and you all meet up at one spot on the island. And I think a lot of the messages coming through, it's not necessarily the money that's the issue. Sometimes it's just the organisation. And if we can take that. away from you. Totally. And you wouldn't have to think about a thing

about paying for the package and then you turn up on the day and get on the flight. All right, well let's see how long it's been since you've seen your friends. Mel? Hi, yeah, it's been three years. She lives over in Sydney.

She met my youngest when he was about one. She came over for a little bit and then, yeah, haven't seen her sons. We keep in contact as much as we can, but yeah, haven't seen her for a long time. She hung out with her one-year-old and there was eight. Nah. See you later.

So were you doing your best to be keen to go on this trip if we organised it? I reckon she would absolutely, yeah. Okay. Okay, there's one. Okay, there's one in. Okay. Kira, morning. Hi.

Hey, how long has it been since you've seen your best mate? It's been seven years. Wow. Seven years. But how often do you have contacts? Like, you know, voice message, phone calls, texts and stuff. Every day. Okay, every day.

I was about to say, I don't know if they're your best friend, if it's been seven years, but the fact that you're messaging every day, that makes it seem. Yeah, I was like, oh, unpopular opinion. You also got to keep it in contact. Yeah, right. And they're in Dublin. Do you reckon they would make the trip? They'd find the funds... Absolutely.

Like, it's been a conversation for such a long time. It's just for... Who's got to organise it? Yeah. The logistics. Okay, okay. Because it's... The thing is, it's going to be hard because I can't just say there's a package for Kiwis. I have to make sure there's a package for wherever you're coming from.

the perfect amount of time. Is it three nights? Three to four days? Yeah, it's three to four, because you've still got to get time off work. I mean, what you do after you could again go on to somewhere else? Yeah. You don't have to fly back. It's just that's the, that's the spot and we start the, yeah, you're right. You want it to be a decent amount of time, but if it's too long, then it gets tricky. Yeah, kids and stuff. Okay. Ashley, morning. Hi, good morning. How long is it been? How long is it been? Get off your phone.

How long is it been? It's been 10 years. Oh, actually, probably over 10 years now. My goodness. Which I know sounds terrible, but she lives in Perth or like in like the Wops up. Oh, yeah. And we both have kids and families. Yes. Oh my God, you guys be a blubbering mess if you see each other, wouldn't you?

A decade. Yeah, I mean, thankful for social media where we can like talk and stuff. Yeah, of course. So yeah, we actually haven't seen each other. What a beautiful moment if we can organize that. Oh, yeah. You'd leave Ashley to the end if we were on Friendship Island. We'd like, and Ashley, she hasn't seen her bestie in over a decade.

And then in that moment where you two, like, like, run to the beach and embrace each other. Are the best friends coming out of the beach? Best friends coming out of the water, like they do on those. That could be fun. That's funny. I like that. We've got them all in scuba gear waiting on the bottom and we're like, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

We're getting ahead of ourselves. And jump out. And Jasmine, it's been a short time for you and your best. It's your sister, so it might hit a bit different. Yeah. So my sister moved over to Adelaide about six months ago. and we still talk on the phone every day but she has always been my go-to person

I can hear your emotions it's so hard it must have been really hard when she made the move did she go for career why did she leave she yeah her and her daughter and her son left to try and have a better life over the air

yeah good on them but really hard to be away from your person All right, Jasmine. Jasmine. I mean, she is just one of hundreds of people that have messaged your text through. Saying that king. We're like, we could make it.

There's a hunger. You can make some money. No, it's not to make money, Dan. There's no profit in this at all. In fact, we're going to be... Because media industry needs a bit of cash, that's all right. We're going to be exhausted by the end of it and hopefully just trying to make the savings to you guys.

Finding that right dollar of our day for most people. And I think we'll just finish with this text from Slade. We have a bag of marino clothes in our freezer. Thank you. The run stations, Slate of the morning. Thank you, Slade. Wow. Are those clothes as best friends?

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