The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I'm not a gynecologist!

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast with banter about Dan’s ADHD “vocal stim” catchphrases, then plug $10,000 EZ Money and a one-in-15 draw to win a Harry Styles trip to Sydney. They debate music “pioneers,” talk twins (including mix-ups and a caller who’s a twin truck driver), and joke about schools ditching analog clocks and pen licenses. The team confesses supermarket “pick and mix” code swapping, crosses to Swedish correspondent Sven for a windy weather report, and races to take clothes off fast. Listeners play EZ Money, share partner annoyances and horrible boss stories, and the show launches Small Town News in Gore, revealing the giant trout’s name is Trevor. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff05:31 Twins and Lookalikes14:06 Kids Are Getting Dumber17:53 Supermarket Code Cheats20:56 Sven Storm Report24:08 Speed Undressing Challenge26:02 EZ Money With Martha28:15 Husband’s One Complaint38:47 Small Town News Gore42:28 Petrol Queues And All Nighters50:06 EZ Money 10K Game54:14 Horrible Bosses Return01:03:05 Dating Coach Erica - A Little Nudge01:06:31 Harry Styles Standby Winner

This is a podcast from Rover. The Edge Breakfast. Meg needed time away from these two so bad. She had another baby. Now that's commitment. Wake up with the show? You know. It's the Edge Breakfast.

Clint McGinn Dad. 942. Good morning. Good morning. Hoi. There's the dab already. Good to be here. Is that for us?

Who's that for? Oh, just for myself. I like it. You know what? It's one of those that, you know, I've got the vocal tick thing where I sort of, it's called her. What is a vocal stem? Stim.

Stim. I think it's a bit like that. It just makes me feel better. I know. I've researched what's wrong with Dan or right with Dan, whatever we want to put it, is more than he has. He doesn't even know how to pronounce the thing he has. Meg was the one that diagnosed me with the vocal stim.

She's not even a doctor. No. My wife is. Anyone is new to the show who didn't catch up on the fact that Dan kept saying, my stinky chuff or what I don't know. Stinky little bit. A stinky little bit all the time. It just became what I've always known as a kid as a habit.

Yeah. You just can't stop doing it. It is a habit. It is. But Dan went to the doctor for it. I had to tell the doctor he keeps saying my stinky little bird. Yeah, it's a vocal stem from his ADHD, and I've got a list in my notes app of new ones that pop up.

Yeah. Sometimes they're quite mean to people. It's almost Tourette's. Yeah. No, it's not as bad as Tourette's. I don't claim to have Tourette's. No, but you're just saying stuff, and then you go, oh, and we go, that's a new one.

Yeah. A lot of people listening now would have a vocal stim. They probably just don't know about it. Just something that they say that makes them feel, relaxed inside. I don't think that you'll mean to other people with them. Unless I'm sitting there, and he goes, no, I meant that about you, Meg.

I didn't know. Like, I've been like going, oh no, no, that's another one. And he goes, no, no, no, that's just. No, I think they, I just put them out into the ether and you can be offended or not. Hey, 10,000 bucks up for grabs again this morning, seven and eight. And before nine o'clock, you can get yourself in the draw for a one in 15 chance at seeing Harry Stiles in Sydney.

That's good chances. One in 15. chances. Better than buying tickets, you reckon. Well, easy, because you're sitting in a line for, what, 35,000 people in queue? Yeah. So good luck, another chance to get in the drawer at 8. It's got to be more than that, because Ares

does it have more than 35,000? 260,000 people in queue. That sounds more unlikely. The whole two are millions. Yeah, yeah. Millions of people. So much better chances to win them with us. And never refresh when you're in the queue. Oh, they say that. Yeah, ever refresh.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. This is the playlist. Our competition is Sierra. No, stop her now. With Missy Elliott, remember when Missy Elliott, she did, like, got brought up during a halftime Super Bowl performance by, was it, Katie Perry. Katie Perry brought up a few different people.

And everyone was like, wow, who's this new, like, artist? Not knowing that Missy Elliott had, like, all the Gen Zas, I suppose, was real, like, wow, who is this new? Oh, she was a huge. No, day. She was like a, what's the word when you break the rules? You know, she kind of broke through the ceiling. Renegade, yeah, Carl just said to me.

And the fact that she was this like woman rapper that was like really cool and seder of the time. Yeah, she was. She changed the game. That's exactly what I'm looking for. But I never liked that song. I always thought it was meant to be a dance track and I don't know how to dance to that in the club. Well, there's a few options. The word that you're looking for me isn't a word that either of them have given yet.

And I'm going to find it. It's a game changer. Revolutionized? No, transformed. She's the person that broke through all the barriers for women in rap, I guess. Yeah. All right, Dan, what else are you got for us? We're going to lose Clint now.

Yeah, I'm gone. I need to. Actually, if you can tick the truth, you know the word it means, because I know what it is in that kind of. It's my fault. I'll take that one. It's like, I think it sounds like entrepreneur, but it's not. No, but it's like pioneer. Pioneer.

Thank you. I mean, yeah. Now we can move on. She was a pioneer. She was a pioneer. She was what I meant. I knew what she meant, but I couldn't get it. Hurry out, Clint.

Speaking of pioneers. Okay, who else is there, Dan, that we could play? James Bluntz, 2006, he released this song. I would say he was a trend set of. Pioneer. Pioneer. Went to number one, started a huge run in the US charts at number one, stayed there for a number of weeks.

So that was a big song back in the day, wasn't it? I remember when this album was released, it was huge. Because every woman liked to say that's what people think about Them. Yeah, true. Honestly, whenever I was, what, 13 when this came out, something like that, I'd walk around and go, who's thinking about that song? About me? The other option

is, it is Joel and Benji Madden's birthday today from Good Charlotte. Did we play them the other day? Did they win? I think it was a couple of weeks ago when they were here in Auckland, yeah, playing at the Domain. I think the anthem's their best song, isn't it? Yeah.

Also pioneers of their own. Kind of right in the punk. kind of music game. Twins? Or a trailblazer. Yeah, a trailblazer. A couple of trailblazers. This has come through on Texas.

It's not bad, actually. Trailblazer is good. I'd think that's better than Pioneer. I think that's what we probably mean. Not what Meg was thinking. Yeah. Let's play a bit of the good Charlotte voice. Let's do good Charlotte.

Let's do the anthem. Trailblazers. They were pioneered the fact that they were twins and they did punk music. Isn't that a person that climbs? Oh, that's a mountaineer. Sorry. As you were.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good Charlotte, the anthem on the edge of 10 past six. That is your 6am throwback. One of the boys' birthdays today. Joel? No, both of them. They're twins. Oh, yeah, of course.

So it's Joel and Benji. Yeah. Not identical twins, though. I thought they were identical twins, but no, they actually look very different. They just have the same style and grow the same beard. One's aged worse. They have a horrible thing to say. But it is interesting.

I'd love to know what one of them did and what the other did it. Not that one's better than the other, but it is just, I think, interesting with twins. If they live the same lives, why one has... I don't... Maybe the other one doesn't use SPF moisturiser. Yeah, SPF, they honestly say it's just drinking water and SPF are the two main things

to keep your skin good? That's it, just do that. Yeah, which one is married to Cameron Diaz? Is that the younger looking one? Maybe that's it. Maybe she keeps them young. But then the other one's married to Nicole Ritchie. Yeah, but we saw her on the simple life.

There was nothing simple about the way she was living. No, very much so. Yeah. I always used to have a fantasy of having a twin, like a twin brother or a twin I guess it would be a twin brother for the stuff I'd want to do What the hell?

What do you mean? Like we'd swap around you know and like pretend to do practical jokes on people Oh right You can do that with the twin sister They'll be like Dan that's not you

That's the girl version of you You guys would I know you're twin Dan showing up to the date The sister doesn't want to go on Hello Oh God Two Dan

Can you imagine Two dads That would be fun actually Like, people are proper identical, we're identical enough that even their, like, friends struggle to pick them apart, to be able to replace each other for certain things. Like, especially if one of you as a better driver, I imagine you just sit the other one's driving test. I have friends who have little girls who are very, very young at the moment, but absolutely cannot tell them apart at this stage in life.

So I think they'll be, that will be doing that. My wife Hannah, her best friend is an identical twin, and, like, she knows the other sister. Those are two twin sisters. and those sisters sometimes she gets them mistaken and it's her best friend. Like sometimes she'll see them and you'll be like, she'll be like, which one are you looking?

Don't you think that's incredible? Possible then if you had like babies and toddlers. Yes, that you've mixed them up over. Yeah, they don't know their names up into a certain age, I suppose. And they've gone and you've swapped them around. And then you put like a marker on them the moment they were born. You know like a vivid dog or something. And how are you going to know?

I know. But like how are you known? Have you drawn on Tyler's foot this week? Because it's fading and we're going to lose them. I mean, I know parents will know their children better than anybody else, but surely with those really identical babies. A possibility that you got them switch once, and then you locked them in again, thinking you were right,

and they switched it better. So happen. It's so happened. My wife's brothers are twins, and their parents tell the story about how when they were very, very young, like pretty fresh. So the way they used to do is put a little bit of nail polish on one of their nails. And one day in the bath, it rubbed off,

and they actually, for a moment, well, they don't know. So to the day, they don't know if they're like, is that Nick or is that Sam or is that? But they just kind of, yeah. They just were like, it's 50-50, yes, yeah. What do you reckon? And what do I reckon? And we'll just commit. If they're not old enough to correct you.

And in the first, like, Fortnite or so, I mean, whatever. Wow, so Nick could have been Sam and Sam could have been Nick. Totally, yeah. Isn't that interesting? I've never thought about that, but I guess it could happen if they're fully identical. And you're just, mate, imagine how tight. you'd be with twins. Oh, nightmare.

I don't know how they do it. Nightmare. They don't see the same. They get government help, and they should. I think that's probably a sign as to how hard it is. Imagine if Clint was a twin. Can you imagine two of him? No, yeah.

It would be unbearable. No, I don't want to give you. Like, imagine a conversation with them. It's stressing me out. You couldn't get a worded. You couldn't get a worded. Oh, that's so rich. Oh, look at this.

We've got a text coming in. I'm pregnant with identical twins and we're getting them baby bracelets to tell them apart. Good on you. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you don't like take it off at some point and then forget. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

They can talk and correct you. Yeah. All right, hey, coming up next, we've got First Call of the Day, so we'll so you out with free coffee. For the rest of the week, thanks to Zid for your troubles. Just give us a bell. O-800-Each-E-EGol! First Call of the Day!

First Call of the Day! Oh my gosh, how exciting. Our First Call of the Day is a twin. Morning, Sam. Hey, Sam. Good morning, guys. How are we? Bloody good.

And you know what? You're not just a twin. You're a heavy. truck driver. We've had some truck drivers his first call of the day before. Yeah, I am. I've been on the road since 4.30 doing bolt cartage. And what does the twin do?

He's just had a newborn baby, so he's at home looking after his newborn. Are you guys the cool, identical kind? We are fraternal, but you know, what? We look so alike, you could say we're identical. Yeah. Wow. And this is a fun little fact about you. Sam and his brother were the

first on TV to do a twin backflip on Family Feud. It's so niche. Wow, that's the first ever. Backflip, Family Feud. I've never seen it before, so I'd say on the first. I would say that. I loved when we did Family Feud.

That was with Jeremy Corbett. He's the host. Yeah, you're hoping that he's dead? Yeah. No, I would have wanted to go on the show. Oh, the show? I said love Family Feud. And I got this close because

remember they used to do like the celebrity episodes and they would get, or they get like a radio show. Was it DiHenwood, not Jeremy Corbett? Was it DiHenwood? It's DiHenwood. Yeah, it's DiHenwood. Who did FamilyFewd? Guy Hennwood did Family Food when we did it.

Was it Corbett that did deal or no deal? And I'm getting confused. Yeah, that was... That was quite years ago. It gets really bogged down with any male presented that has a TV TV. He's jealous. Yeah.

Well, end up, when I was with JJ and Dom, we were trying to get the Harvies on Family Food as a Celebrity Family, and they only had three and they had a fourth spot. And they said, oh, can we bring Clinton on as our like adopted work son or whatever and a family food said no oh sad to both they should have had you on

oh no so they got a random cousin or something to throw them I would be terrible at that game I've never been able to understand it because you have to think like you've renowness that and you're unique just feel well I'm not trying to say that I'm not yet I would look as thick as anything yeah we're just like wouldn't again you'd be so angry I'm still off because I'd be so embarrassed yeah we're so angry it was such a dumb answer that they put forward

Yeah, we'd have an argument, storm offset. They'll be like, Jesus, this is the first. First, we had a backflip the other day, but this is the first actual feud on family feud. Did you win, Sam? Yeah, we won the Old Al Paco family back. Hey, the Old El Paso family back. Riva!

It's actually, okay, wait, in all seriousness, did you get like a cash prize, like behind the scenes, or is that genuinely the prize? The Older Parcelo Pack is generally the first prize. That is so. Kiwi, eh? That's so Kiwi. How much do it feel? I'm sitting here thinking it has to be a big

pack. You've got it for a year. Yeah, standard stuff. We got enough to feed four of us for one night. Oh my God. Oh, you're just joking. That is the most Kiwi thing. Are you doing a family feud and the winning is like a meal? You know why? So you've got a pack of tacos. They're paying Daihanwood too much probably.

Yeah, probably. Should it get me to do it? You have to buy the meat and all the onions and everything. You just get the stuff to make it. Oh, you still got to go. and buy more stuff for the super market and it comes out on a cold chopping board but you don't get to keep the chopping board. Sam! Sam! He's like bringing it all to light now.

I've got to scarred you for life. Yeah, it's so rude. I thought there's got to be some sort of like and he's five grand, ten grand for the family for winning but it's a, you know, I don't know, you sign a contract when you go on the show and they just don't broadcast it. That's honestly so key.

We're going to even. Americans couldn't even believe it. What have they done, like, million dollar prizes for T-T. shows and stuff. Mr. Beast has given away like $10 million for Beast games. Sam, before you go, just quickly, you drive a truck. What company do you work for?

I'll see if I can guess the brand of truck. Oh, I'm glad to NZ. Okay, I'm guessing it's a Skarnia. Nah, you're wrong, mate. Oh, bugger. There you go. A little throwback to Family Feud. Okay, what is it?

What is it? I drive a 2025 Mitsubishi Fuso. Oh, Fuso. Yeah, good truck. Anyway, thanks for you call, Sam. Appreciate it. Is that another special skill of yours? Well, it clearly isn't.

No, it's gone here. I mean, stopping up. Yeah, oh, definitely. All right, you hold this, Sam. We'll give you a voucher to go spend it in store at Z. Jesus, like being at family funeral over again. You can get a couple of copies for that. You can actually feed the family from me.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. All right, they're making school easier for the kids than it was for us. Because it was announced last year that, They're taking away NCAA and bringing back what it was not school cert, but they're taking away NCAA. Oh, gosh, I missed that story. Is that true? I didn't know that. Yeah. So no more NCAA? And they're also taking away the restricted drivers test as well next year.

So you just do your learners and then you sit on that for a year and then you sit you're full. So you're only doing one practical instead of two. Well, National Party posted last night Clint saying kids are doing an hour each of reading, writing and maths every single day thanks to National. So they're claiming that kids are getting smarter. What are you saying? Well, at the moment it's only in the UK, so I can't blame New Zealand schools. But, I mean, if it trickles its way down here to the bottom of the world, schools are ditching analog clocks as teenagers are struggling to read them in school.

Oh, for goodness sake. They're able to tell the time. Is this in New Zealand? No, in the UK. Oh, in the UK. I got taught in the 90s, and I still can't read them, so I'm saying it doesn't really matter. You can't read? I'm still bad at it.

And I got taught. But the thing is if you are teaching kids English and you are teaching kids maths, arguably something that's harder to learn than how to read a clock. Surely we just spend 20 minutes I don't think you should take that long but set aside some time and go, right guys, we're going to learn how to

read this clock because you're going to see them in your life outside of the school. Yeah, do your kids have a question? Do your kids use tablets and iPads and classes? No, not yet. Oh, that's, yeah, because I see that's coming up a lot. It comes in definitely in high school. I was at high school.

I think that is important in a way. Like not for everything, but you do need to be computer, you know, have knowledge about them nowadays. I get it. I still think we need handwriting and stuff. Did you guys get your pen license? Yeah, I remember the day I got my pen license. Oh, it wasn't a good day. God, a good day.

No, ours was, I don't know if we did pencil and pen. It was just kind of like, once you were good enough in handwriting, you clocked it and you got to go out and play in the playground while everyone else did, like, writing. So it was kind of like you got to a level where the teacher was like, you're not getting better than that, mate. And then you just got to, like, clock it. That would they do that olden day.

And so all of a sudden there'd be, like, seven or eight, like, losers still trying to, like, do handwriting. And it would be like, are you still in that class? That would have been me. It's a core memory getting my pen licence. Core memory. I reckon it should be a way of passage or whatever they say, you know, like getting your pen licence.

It's like, first you get your pen licence, then your driver's license. Yeah. Yeah, I've a teacher friend who said that she had a bad day at school the other day because mum came in and was very upset because her daughter did. get the pen license and it affected it. So it's still happening. So you can't drive a pen, you can't drive a car. You know, so I mean, get your pen license first.

Producing apes? Yeah, he got the strap and the dunce hat when he failed it as well back in the day. Yeah, good on you. Well, funny, because I've got a cane here and I'm going to cane me if she gets any of these three wrong. Meg, I can't obviously have... How are you canning me? Meg's going to be getting them purposely wrong. Okay, let's do like 24 hour time.

Yeah, you're going to do this. Yeah, and then we're just going to go to 12 hour, because a lot of people will even struggle with us. I'll be good. I'm an inspirational woman. What is 1545? 3.44.5. We'll give it to her. Don't change the minutes. You'll give it to her.

1,700. 5. Correct, yes. And the last one, I'll meet you at 21.30. 9.30. She's an inspirational woman. And I would say no, because I'm in bed. Oh, can I just have one canning. Go on.

Okay. Bloody how that sounded Woody? I'm going to top off. That's working out. That is one tight ass. Thank you. Clint Megan Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640.

A different type of naughty this morning. Illegal naughty. I just come across a study that says that 2,000 people have been studied in New Zealand. 35 admitted that they have stolen a small grocery item from a supermarket of some sort. This is the more concerning statistics. though. Among those, that 35%, 64%, so a majority, have said that they sometimes put a different code in when they're choosing pick and mix items, so a cheaper code. I'll admit it. I've done it. Before I've got a big bag of Tamari almonds and put them in as normal almonds, much cheaper.

Quick raise of hands around the office at the moment. Have you ever done that? One, two, three, go. That's four out of five on the team. Clint's the only one that didn't. No, genuinely never. No, that's very dishonest. It is. If I accidentally did something, fine.

But if I'm deliberately doing it, I'm the time. It's because he's the richest on the show. He doesn't know what time's tough. I'm the kid as well. When all my friends wagged, I'd go and get a secret pass from the nurse. Like, I don't know, I just,

I thought, I'm surprised with you, Meg, because I thought we were, we play by the rules. Yeah. Yeah. I know, but also, I am a little naughty sometimes. And people don't expect that of me, and I think that's maybe why I can get a one.

It's not let me happen a couple of times. It does? I thought you couldn't sleep at night doing that. I actually think I've changed. I did this when I was younger and now I'm too scared of jail. Sometimes I'll take my son to the supermarket. He still does it. See, I'm talking about the past.

I've done this like when I was early 20s. And we've spoken about it before how quite often supermarkets, they'll have the little bucket at the front of the thing that will have offcuts of fruit that you can give to your kid. And I always promised George every time I go, I'll get you a banana that you can eat at the supermarket to keep shut them up. in the trolley.

And sometimes they don't have the banana in there. And so I just pick one off the bunches. Do you know what you're doing? You're doing exactly what your dad did. And you said it was this core memory that it shamed you to this day when your dad used to take you to like an air show and he'd lift up the fence

because he didn't want to buy your ticket and then push you under the fence. Maybe it is. And then you said the whole time you walked around anxious because everyone had a lanyard and Dan didn't have a lanyard and the whole time he was petrified

he was going to get kicked out. And now you're doing the exact same thing to your car. I was a warburys over Wanaka one time from Auckland. We flew all the way down there, and Dad didn't buy tickets. He pushed us under the fence. There was everybody to get in, you had to have a lanyard. And I was walking around being like, just freaking out, because I was like,

Dad, we don't have a lanyardier. And now you were handing a stolen banana to your child, and he's like eating it, just like guilt-ridden the entire way, just shaking in his boots. It's a gateway. Next time I'll be at Warburds over Warnaca next year. Free of charge. I didn't understand, Meg, why you have to pay to go and watch an air show.

Couldn't you just stand outside the fence? And see the planes in the sky. How much better is the view inside the fence? That is true. So much should have told my dad that. Yeah, stand on the other side of the team. You can see them. They're in the sky.

I don't get it. All right. Hey, next on the show. Sven joins us. He joined us last week for International Women's Day, if you missed it. I have a saying here in Sweden. And it goes like this, it goes, nah.

Ichibaba. And loosely translated, that means, don't forget International Woman's Day, whatever you do. He's our Swedish correspondent We'll give him one more go, eh? Yeah, give him a go. One more go, if he's sexist though, he's out.

Okay. Clint, Megan Dan. We're about to catch up with Sven. God knows where he is, but he said he's got something to report on. And we said, right, mate, we'll cross to you early. Most people are still asleep just in case you say something you're not supposed to. I think he's doing some sort of weather report today. Oh, really?

Okay. There's some storm coming. Well, that sounds safe. You know, like in the way that he can't go rogue with there. You're right, me. True. What can go wrong? Okay.

All right. Well, let's cross through now. Spin, good morning. Good morning, everybody. Very, very windy out there, guys. Yeah. Can you hear me? I don't know if I've got a great line.

Yeah. It does sound like terrible with her. Thank you guys. Thank you, Clinton. You know, coming to you live from the eye of the storm of a boat off the coast of New Zealand. as we speak. I will say this before we move on. I'm not a paleontologist, so I don't claim to know anything about the weather, but it is very, very windy out here this morning. I'm told there is

wind. I'm told there is wind goosts up to 100 kilometers an hour and heavy rain. It's more windy than when Clint had a can of baked beans for breakfast. All right. Okay, well, what can we do to stay safe then, Sven? Thank you, Jackie O. I will stress, I don't claim to be a gynecologist by any stretch of the imagination, so I don't know much about the weather. But what I have been told is that the weather system will reach landfall in the upper North Island today and move its way down the country.

And we have a saying in Sweden that goes like this. A Hakuna Matata. And loosely translated, that means it's going to f***ing piss down. We can't use that language on radio. A quarter bit it'd be better if you didn't. Yes, we're on the radio. Okay, and how long can we expect this weather to stick around, Sven? Well, Jackie, oh, how long's the worm's ass?

You know, I'm not a dermatologist, so I can't predict the weather, but all I can say is it's windier out ahead and the waterholt's chuff. I'm going to be, I'm getting blown more than I was on my honeymoon. That's enough. So, what I'm going to say? Oh, I'm going to say. He's Span, eh? He's falling. He thinks he's going to like that one, did you, Spin? Yeah, that's a good one. I wrote that one myself.

Anyway, I will just tell you to booting down the haoo-hootches and have a good day. Try and be safe. Back to you in the studio, Jackie O. Okay, thank you, Steve. How are we still? Okay. Not it was windy, weren't it? Yeah, you didn't say much in there, Dan, if I'm honest. Could to get a word on, mate. So we're going to come under nonsense on the edge.

How quick do you reckon you could take your clothes off? if you had to right now like at a guess. Under 10, under 10 seconds. Oh, is that impressive, Mac? Under 10 seconds? Yeah, I think so. I'd get stuck on that.

I think there's no way to do it hot. Like, you could never do it sexually, taking them off quickly. If you didn't have shoes on, I reckon you should be able to do it under three. Should we test it? Go on? Go.

Okay, start a time. Okay. My headphones off. Okay. Three, two, one. Wait, I haven't got a timer yet. Wait, hold on. Just hold on.

Meg, I'll get the music. And you, we wouldn't play in this story. As Sabrina said, how quickly can you take your clothes off? I'm not going to take my undies off. Have you got to stop watch, Meg? Yeah, of course I do. Always clean. Wait a way, wait a seconds.

It's always in my pocket. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I won't take my undies off. Go. Two seconds, two minutes, two seconds 33. That's quick, isn't it? Did you take pants?

Did you see boxing? Yeah. Whoa. That is quick, eh? Two seconds 23. Clean your turn. I reckon I reckon I could do it in a little. a second.

Come on, Clint. I reckon you can do that quicker. Take your hat off. He didn't have a hat on. Okay, okay. Okay, time in three, two. Your headphones are going to, oh my God, your headphones are. Take your headphones out.

You're going to, then you'll get annoyed. It'll be my fault. Yep. Three, two, one. Done. One minute. One second, 86. Oh, well done, Clint.

Wow. All right, my turn. I'm kidding. Let's go. What are we doing? You have to take your brow off too, which would take a bit longer. All right, God, I can't hear anything. I've got to

phone's on. We've got to give away some cash. Well, yeah, we're about to give away cash. $10,000. Call us, oh, 800, the edge to play for your chance to take home easy money. Clint, Megan, Dan. The edge. The edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000.

Here we go, one past seven. Your chance said having a crack at $10,000. You can give us 10 answers inside 30 seconds. Every answer starting with the letter me gives you. You can pass, but no repeated answers. I think this is the first time. We've got a Martha on the show.

Have we ever heard of Martha? Martha. Good morning. Good morning. I love that name. That's a beautiful name, Martha. All right, we want to pay off our student loan. How big is it?

Big. Is it worth it, though? Have you got a great job now? Yeah, true. Maybe I've gone a holiday. Okay, this is good. This is good. Okay, let's get a holiday for Martha.

What is the letter, Meg? You ready, Martha? Your letter's L. El, okay. For loan. Okay. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Best luck, Martha, we want you to win.

Give us 10 answers. Here we go. Give me a four-letter word. Love. A body part. Leg. Something you cook for dinner. Lasagna.

Something with wheels. I... Pass. A type of exercise. Lunges. A TV show with more than three seasons. Love Island. An Eminem song.

Pass. A book title. Love is Blind. A type of flower. Lily. Oh, babe. That was so good. Would you get eight?

No, she got nine. She got nine. Well, she passed two, but we got up to nine. Yeah, yeah. So you got eight correct. But that was question nine. Oh, pass two. An Eminem song.

Lose yourself. Lose yourself was a good one. And some of those wheels, limo, lawn board, lawnmower, luggage. All tough, though. God, you were quick out the gate, though. We're all standing up. Yeah, you made me on my toes. Bloody help.

Oh, good. Well done, Martha. That was great. Yeah, you were flying for those first four. Yeah. It was like, you would ask the question, and bang, she had it. Yeah. Amazing, Martha, thank you.

Give it another crack. Absolutely. Call up and play again. Because there's no rules in that, is there? No, I think you get through. It's hard to get through. It's hard to get through. That's the trick.

Yeah. Yeah. My husband said something to me that are the words I never ever wanted to hear, which I don't know where the man got his boss from, but he said to me there's one thing I don't like about you. Ooh. Can we all try and guess what it is next? Now that's risky, Clint.

Oh, God. Clint, really? Was it you're too perfect? Oh yeah, was it one of those double negative ones? No, it was very small. It was very niche and small. Okay. Oh, the one I thought it would be was big.

What? Clint, Meg and Dan. Now, I see that we have a little sheet in front of us where we kind of follow kind of vaguely of what we're going to talk about on the show. Nothing's really that planned. But somebody's written down, what do we think Meg's husband answer the question, what don't you like about me?

That's not what happened. I never asked this question. I never wanted to know the answer. My husband brought it up willy-nilly. Unsolicited. Unsolicited. No, this was not me being brave, boys. This was not me going,

what don't you like about me so I can prove. piss off. No, I'm perfect. I thought it was like, right, well, how can I better... No, I did the thing, and then he said, do you know what? That's the one thing I don't like about you. Oh, that's a risky thing to do as a partner. And this is so weird, so Meg's got us to write down what we think it is

to play a fun little game. I don't know why she wanted us to do that, but we've all done it. I don't think I actually did ask for that, Clint, I think it was your idea. So, and a little prerequisite to anybody out there that's going, oh, I want to be like Meg, when I'm older, and I want to be on radio, working with all men, This is what you have to do

and this is the kind of thick skin you have to have. Oh, but we're all best. At the end of the day, we might throw some stones. Are we? Are we? Okay, here we go. Here are some of the things that the boys. Anonymous. Anonymously, I guess then my husband doesn't like you about me.

Did Dan put in multiple? Yeah, Dan put in about four. I had to hedge my bets. Good, because then it hides mine better. Her baby voice when talking to Miller gives Guy the ick. That is incorrect. Oh, that's a good guess. That is a good one.

As far as I know, he still likes me because I do it. Loud sneezer. Nope, that one is also incorrect. But good to know that is something I do. I will have another little thing to think about in the back of my head. Right. This one just says, you're a bit pathetic. I put that one down.

Oh, sorry, this is anonymous, isn't it? No, my husband doesn't think I'm a bit pathetic. But thank you for writing that. Next one. Okay. You've got an annoying laugh. That one looks like Dan's riding again. Yeah, that was one of mine.

We're all guessing, the boys are guessing, what do we think? Meg's husband doesn't like about it. You're close, sometimes smell a bit musty. Dan, that's you. Yeah, we'll stop reading my one. And a bit smelly, that's one of yours. That was one of mine.

Or was that you, Clint? Your pathetic sneezes. Got, honestly, all of the... That's come through quite... Your sneezes have come through. Someone thinks it's pathetic, and someone else thinks it's too loud. So you can't please everyone.

everyone, Meg. My clothes are not musty. Anyway, if they were, he does the laundry, so that's on him. Not a fun game anymore, is it? At least the clothes has nothing to do with your personality or face. Okay, thanks. Actually, wrong, Clint.

I said if any of you write anything down about my body or my face, I'm quitting. So, no, that was all off limits. Right. The thing that my husband said he doesn't like about me. Okay. Which is so ridiculous and small and pathetic, anyway, is whenever

I tell him to get a haircut. I'll say to him, I was like, you're due for a haircut, you need to book it in. And he'll go, you know what, that's actually something I really don't like about you. Just like, leave me, I would never tell you to go and get your hair cut. It's about his hair. So he will let it get really long, and that is his provocative, prerogative. Provocative. And I'm now not allowed at all to be like, hey, you're due for a hair cut.

You should book him for a haircut. I think that's a good thing for a partner to do, As a guy, I do forget. Yeah, okay. I'm trying to think of what the equivalent is. If I said, oh, it's time to die, you're here again, babe. Those greyies are coming through. Yeah, and I think that's probably what it probably comes down to,

that it's like, he's like, yeah, I'm good. I know what my hair looks like. I can decide. He said nothing. If he didn't like it, then he'd have had a cut. Exactly. Then that's what he's saying. So I'm saying, you need to go and get a hair cut.

And he's like, actually. I like you like this. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. And I apparently nag him about giving haircuts. I think there's everybody has a one thing they don't like about their partner. That's his.

Right. He said nothing about your pathetic little sneezes. All righty. One thing at a time. Okay, what is the one thing you don't like about your partner? Is that what we're doing next? Okay. You can text it in anonymously if you like to.

Mine is when Hannah, my wife Hannah, she leaves her floss. She'll like floss during the day and she'll just forget she was flossing it and I'll find bits of floss around the house. It's disgusting. It's her one thing. She's perfect in every way. Okay. Mine is when I asked my wife to do something. and supposedly she was like just going to do it

but I like just before I asked so I was saying if she, her hair falls out in the shower and she sticks it on the shower wall and then swirls it round and leaves it there to dry and then if I go and have a shower it could be like the next day or something and I go babe your hair is on the... I was just about to do that actually

I was just about to do that so if you could just get off my case because I was just about to literally go and do that and you've gone and said it now yeah that's the sort of stuff I do actually I was just about, don't tell me I was just about to do the thing that I was, or she asked me to do the thing that I am doing. Hey, could you take the rubber?

I'm like, what do you think is in my hand? Okay. Oh, 800 the edge. What is the thing that annoys you about your partner? Clint, no, you don't get any more. You're going to say one. You're the one that's supposed to round up the brakes, Clinton. He's getting to love.

If you can keep listening to stuff you don't like about your wife. All got a headache. More stuff that Clint doesn't like about his wife next. I found out apparently the only thing, which is very nice, and I guess out of all the things that could have been that my husband doesn't like about me is when I insist on him

getting a haircut or I bring it up or I nag him about it thank you for that music that does help Red flag So when you want to watch maths Yeah

That's nice though me That's the only thing And it's a very easy thing for me to change Because I don't want to piss him off You know so I just don't bring it up anymore And so you'll see my husband It's very long hair And you know what?

He's very lucky to have long hair Look at our producer Carl He's got delicious. That's where my daughter, Daisy gets it from. He's got really thick, beautiful hair. So it is, you know, maybe he's just growing it out like Joe Kerry. Yeah, 0-800-Eage. What annoys you about your part?

A lot of texts coming through on this. A lot of pissed-off partners. This person said 90% of the time he responds to texts and ends it with lull, i.e., do you need anything from pack and say, Loll? When it doesn't need it. Right, so it's like a... It's almost like a habit.

Yeah. Does he think it means lots of love? Instead of laugh out loud But even then, why are you going? Do you want anything from Pack and say of lots of love? It's a strange thing to say. Vocal stem, but in like text form. Another one here, she says wash your teeth instead of brush your teeth.

I hate that. That would drive me insane. And she says axe instead of asks. Ola, axe. Can I ax you something? And use guys. I'd go to just say asks. Just swap the S and the K round, man. That's how it says.

I think we're trying to get Brie on. So let's go to Katrina. Katrina, morning. Good morning, guys. Morning, Katrina. What does your partner do that you don't like? Hi. Well, we have an onsuit in our, obviously, bedroom.

Rich. And the one thing, no, the one thing that he does every single morning at exactly the same time at 6.30 in the morning, it goes in his number two, but leaves the onsuit door open. Oh, fine. And there's a lot of gas going on. And it wakes me up. Oh, my God. I get annoyed because...

Of course you would. I mean... It's the most alarm clock ever. Shut the door. Yeah. And then you know what? There should be a little bit of mystery. Put some toilet paper down the bottom.

Do what you've got to do. Every single morning. And I just spoke to your producer and it happened again this morning. And that's why I'm up. That's what's he're up? Oh, that's... What does he do?

Power playing you? He's like pissed in on the post what dogs do. So this is my... My bedroom. Thank you, Katrina. I'd be embarrassed for us. I couldn't do that in front of my wife. Katrina, we'll give you a del Paso a musty movie.

If it spreads, you're dead. Cold storage just in cinemas tomorrow. Maybe take someone that's not him as a punishment. Yeah, good. Yeah, that is a good idea, Katrina. And Bree, what do you not like about your partner? What's the little thing they do? I constantly tells me, yeah, for everything.

I mean, everything. Yeah. Every opportunity. It's, yeah, yeah. In different tones. Let's do a conversation. It drives me bonkers. I'm going to be you.

You're going to be your husband. Okay. Yeah. All right, what should we have for dinner? Yeah, we should have something minor, you know, something small that we don't need. What do you think, yeah? Oh, okay. Well, yeah, well, yeah, why do we have?

Spagball? Yeah, it's easy. Jesus, that's a boring sensation. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything, Dad. Do you want to pick up the groceries? Yeah. Okay, well, how do I... That's good, though, because he just get him to do something

that he wouldn't want to do and he has to start. Exploited it. Unless he goes, yeah, nah. Everything is literally, guys, I tell you, I'm just sick of it. It's yeah, all the time. I've said it over and over and just ignores it.

I think it's a stirring tactic now that really sees me. Okay, hold on. I'm trying to understand. So that you're saying it's annoying that he agrees to doing everything you want him to do or he agrees to doing it but doesn't actually do it. Correct. Right.

But it's yeah, to tease me. As I said, it's just to see a reaction. And the reaction is annoying It's annoying and I can't stop it So sometimes I say time out now So you just got to go away So mouth Put him in the corner

I put mine in the corner So he's a yes man of sorts But with absolutely no follow through That's basically him isn't it? Also can we not I saw Lisa just texted And Meg says Instead of hour

So we're not just sending through things We don't like about Meg That's not the single That's what you do tomorrow Yeah Something that annoys you about Meg And they'll do Clint on Friday Hey what about you?

Oh again it's the weekend Yeah, yeah. If you want to get in the tiny, tiny draw for a flyaway A couple of nights at Com in Sydney and a double past to Harry Stahl. So you'll have a one in 15 chance if you get on the standby list before 9 o'clock is your chance. You segment Meg.

It's sort of be a good idea to go down to the small towns and figure out what's going on in the small places around New Zealand because they're the ones that have the most goss. I think so. I have a theory that you could truly make a reality show out of anything. I want to watch a documentary, reality show about like chickens. Do you guys remember that? Did you walk go and see that

in the movies? No, which one on tigers? It was about, it was about the competitions of chickens and how ruthless it got. But I reckon you could do it on the quilting communities, small towns. Yeah, because you know, everybody knows everybody in a small town. So today we're going to go through to a new small town. Hit the Jam's. It's time for another Clintbeg and Dan's Small Town News, see? Okay, so we could start with Gore. Let's see what's going on. Going through to Gore now.

Good morning, Gould Family, still Bronx speaking. Hi, Bronx. It's Clint Megan Dan from the Edge. Goody, Bronx. How are you? Good morning. Good. Hey, quickly, we just do a segment on our show called Small Town News where we call a different place around New Zealand every day. What's the Goss in Gaw? I wonder if you had the Goss, Bronx. You've got you ready to the floor. Well, I just work in Gaw. I actually don't live in Gaw. Oh, you're a bit of you live.

Gaw's a busy little place. Yeah, I bet it is. What percentage of people do you do in Gaw? Do you think live outside of Gore but work there? Probably 40%. Oh, I didn't know that. There's a lot of people that travel from Winton and in Vicargo to work over here. Oh.

And yeah, is there anything exciting going down in Gore at the moment? What's the big chat of what's happening up there? Normally they have the like big country and western festival that they have down here every year. And they also have the Hokka Noe Fashion Awards down here. So there's always something happening in Gore. What's the biggest ticket item at the Salvation Army store? Yeah, what's the biggest bargain today? What can I get?

I think our biggest salad would be clothing. And then close behind that would be furniture. Do you guys have the trout, hey? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it needed a water blast. Oh, I don't know, but I think he's just been given a name, and I think his name's Trevor.

Trevor the trouts. There's the scoop. There's the go. We've got it. We've been digging for a couple of a minute. We got there. You heard it here first. The Gore giant trout's name is Trevor.

And last chance, no one's sleeping with anyone? People will be. Well, I wouldn't have a clue. No, okay. Are you sleeping with anyone? Stop it. No, okay. About that, no.

Don't listen to us. Thank you so much for speaking to us to Maw. Have a wonderful day in Gore. Yeah, thanks, Bronx. You too. Bye. Have a good day. Bye.

So Bronx is a single and the trout's name is Treve. Yeah, so that's what we know from Gore. So we'll be checking in with other small tail. later on in the weekend. Actually, if you want to be a little bit of a rat, a little bit of a snitch, you could actually text us 3, 3, 4 there and go, I've heard whispers in my small town, or my ex small town, that

and we'll investigate. I remember one time we called a little small town years ago, and it was quite the kerfuffle, somebody was stealing tomatoes off that, somebody else's tomato plant. Do you remember that? As it would be. As it would be.

A lot of signs going around. It's been happening for a long time. So if you're from a small town, Texas, you could be our representative next time we do that. That's true. Cool. I've studied Clinton that's going to send the shits up you. Me specifically or everyone?

No, you specifically. Oh, goodness. Something that you were doing. Is there a shortage of Bondi's hands? No, not that bad. Don't worry, not that bad. That would really send the shit up. Because we're heading into winter.

So that is awful timing. I've never seen him pasting. Never. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, the three of us are going to check a couple of stories on your radar and then we're going to look for a very specific. type of person.

If by chance we end up describing you is your job to call. Oh, 800 the edge. I'm looking for something really simple this morning, someone that is queued up for petrol. Over the last 48 hours, fuel is going up because of the war in Iran. And yeah, $3 mark has passed

for 95 fuel in some petrol stations per litre. Which is incredible. I think that's one of the highest it's ever been. It was funny, I was driving yesterday, and I saw one petrol place that was obviously offering it cheaper than the one across the road. But I looked at it and it was like,

13 cents less. And it was chocker with cars spewing onto the road and the other one was empty for 13 cents a liter. And I was like, for most cars that's like seven bucks, six or seven bucks. There's queues around the country for fuel yesterday so it's going to be happening again today

apparently. So I just want to speak to someone that had to queue for petrol yesterday. How long did you wait? There's a research coming out, Clint. This is going to scare you. That has just been released. Pre-workout supplements promising extra energy for workouts coming at a hidden cost,

severely reduced sleep. A study of people age between 60 and 30, found users, so actually cling you're out of it way older than that, where more than twice is likely to sleep

five hours or less per night because of these products that are linked to the stimulants and caffeine is lingering on for a lot longer than originally thought. I want to find out somebody

that has pulled in all-nighter last night, hasn't slept yet. It is 7.52 a. Yeah. Maybe you did night shift. I just want to know why you haven't slept last night. Okay.

For whatever reason? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I suppose if you're working out in the morning's right, but if you're an afternoon or evening trainer and you're having pre-work out. Yes, and a lot of people are, of course. Uber is going to let women drivers and riders request to avoid being paired with men. So for drivers, if you're a female Uber driver, they can toggle a setting to only receive requests from other women.

That's a good idea. And if you're a rider, women riders can set a preference in that. to increase their chances of being matched with another woman driver. They've rolled it out in France, Germany and Argentina and also parts of the states already. So not quite here in New Zealand. But I'd love to talk to a female Uber driver. I imagine you are very much in the minority.

I wonder how few of them there are. I don't even think in New Zealand I've ever had a female Uber driver. Maybe one, I think I've had maybe one. Yeah. I know also want to know what time you've finished today and also if you've been driving Uber for long. And how do you get into it? All the questions.

Do you do another job? Yeah, yeah. All right, so we're looking for a female Uber driver. Somebody that pulled an all-nighter and hasn't slept yet and anybody that has had to queue or chosen to queue for petrol. Could you tick off all three as one person? That would be incredible. Never happened before.

Oh, yeah, an Uber driver could do it all-nighter as a female and is queued up for petrol. That actually makes them. How you get a triple whammy? If you're driving a petrol car as an Uber driver, are you doing it wrong, I think. They're hybrids. People texting wondering when they can get themselves on the standby list for Harry Stiles.

That is going to be happening just before 9 o'clock. Around 8.45. All right, we all threw out three stories, looking for three specific types of people. The winner is the person that gets a call for their topic first. I'm looking for someone that had to queue for petrol yesterday. Petrol prices going up and people queuing to get the cheaper prices before they do go astronomical. And I just say there's an app Gaspi, which will tell you how much petrol is in your area,

wherever you are. So it'll just tell you so you know. but also another great app ShareTank with Zed so that if you buy fuel now you can go and buy say 300 litres of fuel if you want if it's at a good price today

and then you could spend it over the next month rather than buying fuel every week for a month you buy it when it's cheap in stockpile if you can afford to. So that's like the equivalent of having a massive tank of fuel at your house really 100%

just doing it on an app just get the Z app and yeah get a month's share tank and I was looking for somebody who has pulled in all nighter hasn't sleep, that's because more studies have come out that if you're taking pre-workout in the afternoon

probably to exercise it is possibly keeping you up a lot longer than you think it is and staying in your body longer than you think it is too. And I'm looking for a female Uber driver. Uber is now going to let women drivers and riders request female passengers and drivers

to avoid being paired with maybe men if they've had an uncomfortable interaction in the past. It's in other parts of the world, not quite here in New Zealand just yet. Who are we got? All right, we've got Bridgett, morning. Morning, how are you guys? We're good, Bridget. Now, Bridget

hasn't slept, boys. Now, why would that be? I'm guessing it's something to do with work, Bridget. It wasn't the pre-workout. No, yeah, it wasn't the pre-workout. It was a night shift. Ah, yes. What do you do for a job? I'm a nurse. Of course you are.

Oh, how things on the ward are the night. Yeah. Not going to lie, last night was actually a pretty good night. So no complaints from me. What determines a good night to a rough one? I don't want to say the busy word, but it wasn't too busy, which is quite nice for once. Yeah. Now, is there any truth, Bridget, we've spoken about full moon nights,

and we've spoken to paramedics, police officers, stuff that they say when there's a full moon, it goes crazy. Is that the same for you? Yes, yeah, it seems it. I don't know why. But I'm very grateful they haven't had to work one in a couple months. Wow. Well, so people are actually, like, trying to get it off. Like, they're like, oh, go, wait, actually, the moon, you know,

do people, like, look at their schedules and try and figure out when to not be on, off the door on? Yeah, well, I don't, I've just been fortunate that I haven't been lost, thank gosh. But, yeah, people just seem to kick off, which I don't know why, but. And you're in a, what sort of nurse are your emergency room? Cardio. Cardio. Oh, yes.

Okay, so you're doing heart stuff. Still doing the whole stand-alive thing to CPR? If you don't need to CPI, still do it to the beat of the BeeGs. Stay in a life. Stay in a life. I actually do, yeah. Okay, good. It's the one that you learn first, and it just six.

Okay, I just wonder if that was still the rule. You know, we changed them a lot, so it's good to know. Richard, we're going to send you a double pass to a musty move. If it spreads, you're dead cold storage. It's going to be in cinemas tomorrow, so you're the first one through. We'll suss you out. Anita, not quite as quick of it has been a female Uber driver in the past. Yeah, I have.

Why'd you stop? Yeah. I did it because my daughter used to go and stay at my parents, and I used to stay awake at night, so I'd just get in the car and go work. Fair enough. So then I got another job. But I loved it, and people would buzz out because I was a female driver in an Audi.

So they would be like, oh, my God. Wow. Oh, really? That's a real rare occurrence. And now you had to quit because petrol prices are too high. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You could do it around the festival times

because they would like surges. Serges, yeah. Lady, you must love them as a driver. We hate them as a wanderer trying to get a car going, 80 bucks to get home. You just make it as good as possible for them. Thanks, Anita. I think it would be, it's a great idea in theory

having a requesting a woman driver because I know if you're late at night or early in the morning, maybe as a female you'd want a woman driver. But I feel like you'd be waiting a bit longer because they're just intrinsically as not as many women driving. Yeah, and women are... I thought you were saying women are. bad drivers. Oh God, no, no, they're some of the best drivers.

Maybe a bit slower. If there's fewer them, then obviously your request would take a lot longer, but I guess that's your prerogative? Yeah. Yeah. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Three past eight, good morning. Here we go. $10,000 on the line if you can give us. 10-9s is starting with the letter big gives you on 30 seconds. Come on. We got real close. We got through to question nine last hour. It's getting stressful.

Morning. Hi. Hi, Jamie, you've got a very pricey day coming up. Five-year-old's birthday party as well as a 10-year anniversary on the same day or at the same time. So in November, the fourth is the first birthday and the 13th is the wedding anniversary. Oh, we would have been pregnant the same time then if you had your... We were. I who messaged you and talked to you about that.

Oh, that's so nice, Jamie. You forgot? Did you forget me? Did not message you back? I was due on November 6th. And my daughter was also being... How exciting. Are you doing well? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, very well. Really, can't believe I've got five-year-olds. I know. Oh, school soon. Oh, gosh, freaks me out. Let's get you doing even better than 10K. Here we go, Jamie. Letter is N. N for me or N for Nana? No, no, sorry. N for Nana. Yes, Nana. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay, here we go.

Time starts at the end of Meg asking your first question. Good luck. Jamie, here we go. We want you to win. Give me a country. Thanks. Nigeria An occupation Something that you can wear Knickers

No Knee socks A verb Nia A wordly ended in L No A Disney character A

Nala Something you find at school Time Oh my gosh Your Connor Damn The knee socks And the knickers got you

Yeah Yeah Yeah You started off with great two quick-cans. That was really hard to be fair. We've got necklace now polished from nose ring. Yeah, that is a true. But, like, yeah, your head doesn't go to those things.

I'm sorry, you'd have kept up on the first thing. I wish you'd go through all the others, and then we could have called the boss, and we would have had to argue knee socks. And if you can actually wear socks that are high enough to cover your knees, I would love the argument that we could have. It's a cave. Yeah, no, exactly.

So that wouldn't have worked at all. You would look like an idiot, Clint, if you'd call him. Clint, I mean. Can we accept that? He would be like, no, it's a K, Clip. I've got a lot going on back here. All Jamie do is answer questions. I've got buttons to push.

I've got a timers. I've got to tick off him and she's getting on. Don't let shout at it, Jamie. Yeah, because Nick is as a K. But for those listening, so does Nick. Thank you, Clint. Or at least we've cleared that up, hey, Jamie. Thanks for that.

It's the school run, so I'm dumbing it down. Mm-hmm. Okay? Kids are confused by what she was doing there. Coming up next, we talked about horrible bosses yesterday. We had a caller. a listener with an extremely horrible boss. She didn't care.

She didn't care. I think I'd be a good boss. Promise I'd just let everyone do what they want. Can I have annual leave? Yeah, sure. But doesn't Dan already have the time off? Can I spell an E with an N? Yeah, this person was so brave as well.

That's what we loved about her is that she was just so bold. And what, I'm honestly just smokes screen here. She was so bold in what she said if you missed it yesterday, we'll get into it. Yeah, I'd love to know. Actually, we should get a flicker a message, find out if her boss ever heard it. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, go. Before 9 o'clock this morning, we'll get you on the standby list.

So you've got a 1 in 15 shot heading to Sydney to see Harry Stiles, along with these winners this week. New Zealand to be in the drawer to see Harry Styles. Oh, my gosh. Lizzie from Hawks Bay. Oh, my God. So we've only got two so far. Kell, who does a show after us.

Cal Day's, he's got two, and so does the Ash London show. So there's six in the draw. 15 in total by the end of the week when we give it away Friday. Yeah, if you get on that way, weight list. It's more chance of getting a Harry Stiles ticket than actually buying them. So you want to be on there. Wow. We're talking horrible bosses this morning

inspired by a listener we had on the show yesterday. She was fabulous. She inspires me to just be bold with your opinions. Not be afraid. I guess I mean, I would have thought it's easier to be bold when you know you've quit. But she was still serving her time and I was worried her boss might

actually have heard this yesterday. And as my boss, she is one of the nastiest people you'll ever meet. She's underpaid me. She yelled at me. There's so many things, countless things that she's done over three and a half years. Wait, she's still your boss now?

Are she still your boss? Yes, she is. Yes, but I've resigned and I've got a new job, so don't to be my... Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you've resigning you're out of there, or you've still got to serve your, like, two or three weeks notice?

I've still got four weeks to go. Oh, my God. That's so great. Your life is going to be housed. I reckon if we'd asked her to name and shame, she would have. She was that willing to do it. She was very bold. I kind of want to call her, like you say, Clarendon C.

Yeah, if the boss heard yesterday. Producer Carl, any word from that call her from yesterday, whether or not the boss was listening when that played out? No, nothing from her yet, but I would be keen to find out what's going on here. Yeah, maybe if you're still listening and you're on your way into work for your fourth to last week, let us know. But there would be a lot of horrible bosses out there We've all had one

We've all had a horrible boss We're like dread going to work Because there's that boss I don't know if I have actually Oh we had one here Who? I'm not going to name them Couldn't stand them man

Oh I know who you're talking about Yeah There's definitely been a few that have set That anxiety up into me That you know That if you've made any sort of mistake Even if it was like an innocent You know how like everyone makes mistakes

if it was something that you could. Look at me, I'm stuttering because I'm thinking about it. You're worried, yeah. Is that the one who said the F word to me? Like he got on my face. Yes, he's talking about that one. I'm talking about a different one. He doesn't work anymore in the Zealand radio.

But they give you that, stop it. They give you that anxiety. You're not going to be understood. You know, they're going to fire off even if something you did. You're like, oh, God, they're going to. I had one like that. Actually, it gives me the shakes thinking about. I know.

You're struggling to. Yeah. It was just so much anxiety of going to work every day not knowing if they're going to be in a good mood or a bad mood. Don't worry Meg, I got him fired. It's not him. Oh, right, different one. Oh, and you definitely did not.

You know, like Dan's got pulled anyone fired around here. Don't listen to him everybody. Oh, Gush. We have her. Is she back? Bella. Hello? Bella.

Oh, my God. The queen of saying what's on her mind. Did your boss hear yesterday? Oh, perfect. Just give me more details about her brilliant. Unless she listens to our podcast. you're safe. Yeah, and then she won.

Wait, any of the workmates, did they hear? Without, I can't believe you, you know, throw her under the bus. Most of the ones. They've left because she's such a punish? Or are you guys downsizing? Oh, wow. Wow, she really is that bad. God, what a horrible person.

Four weeks to go, Bella. Four weeks to go. Yes. We'll stick around, Bella, because next we're going to hear from other people that have horrible bosses. Oh, I don't know. The edge. Text 3-33-4-3. Just keep Bella's number.

I'd love to celebrate with her on the. last Friday of her job like four weeks from now we get her on for a real vibe. Yeah. Alana's text through saying she's also got a horrible boss but she's leaving as well. It seems to be a common thread. That's a great idea, Clint, as well. Horrible bosses, there was a movie about it and it was inspired because it happened so often it seems.

This came up yesterday when we spoke to Bella who said she had the world's worst boss. She's only got four weeks left and we wanted to see if anybody else was in that position plenty. This text, I don't want to talk about on the radio, but my boss emptied my filing cabinet and took it to her office the very first day she arrived. I hadn't even met her.

She just started rearranging my desk. She never consulted us. Is that allowed? Are you allowed to go through? So imagine somebody walking in, Dan, and you're sitting there and they just take your chair. And they go, that's my now. That'd piss me off.

That's just a minor detail. I was going to stand for the whole show. I was wondering where you're going to take if Danzy. He has headphones and that's it. That would be very annoying. If my boss came in and took my headphones, I can't do my job. You could do it without the chair, though.

Yeah, I could do it without the chair. I have a bit of a wriggler. You are a wriggler. All right, on the voice disguiser, we have Bree. Morning, Bree. Good morning. Good morning. It's very scary, I know, but you are in the voice disguiser.

Don't worry. Must be sinister. What's happened? Tell us about your boss. I'm gasizing myself thinking, maybe it's not so bad, but for me, I guess it was. You know, you get some of those bosses that are a boss and not a leader, and I feel like that's pretty much what my manager is. He would just have these power struggles, I guess, where he was enforced things like my working hours for my city.

And then he would say I would have to come in at six, or just 15 minutes away from the office. And I would have to come in at six to spend time with the install team, for instance. And that would mean I'd have to get up at four, even though I've got a family and he wouldn't care. Did you like get to knock off early though, at least if you're starting early for me. Oh, that sucks. Oh, but that's fine compared to some of the stuff we're getting. Sorry. Sorry.

Oh, Dad. But you know what? He sounds like a saint compared to some other stuff here. Jackie, tell us about your boss. Yeah, no. But a couple of months ago, we all found out the boss was actually asking all the staff members to spy on each other, what time they're coming in. How we're leaving. and then if you're on the wrong side of her

you got reprimanded civilian and then you got the cold show up for months on then it wouldn't speak to you so very unprofessional and in the end there was two complaints put in and we all found out and then the whole team

put in a complaint against them we managed to get to leave. Oh my goodness are you like crowdfunded a living? I love that. I love that you all actually like there was one person that was brave enough to be like should we guys are you in?

Absolutely. Yeah. It all came around. It all came out that we're all getting inspired on each other, and we're all getting stabbed in the back, and we all, it got mutually on the boundary. It really was, and she got completely annihilated and no one wanted her back, and she got paid out, unfortunately.

Oh, wow. That's quite like rolling someone, eh, when a group of people gets in behind them and rolls them. I didn't see that movie. It's a movie, there's some movie where everyone, it was like every movie where they all rise up. I had a teacher once that told me that my friend didn't want to sit with me,

and she also told my friend that I said, I didn't want to sit with her, but neither of us had done that. It's the survivor stuff. Oh, really? That's why you always go and check what's said. Okay, and there's also, last one that's go to Amy. Amy, you're currently in an awkward position. Tell us about your boss.

Okay, so basically the job that I left was I loved it, but my boss was horrific. She struggled with a bit of a power trip as well. There would be things like she would get me to do work for her under my name, but purposely then go back in and ruin it and then embarrass me in front of like the big box. Oh, what an manipulative be. And in front of other team members.

Yeah, it was really awful. But I've just gone into a new job. Yay. Kind of a new situation where I'm quite new in, and I have barely managed to work a full week because of sick kids. And we're really lucky that we get, like, dependent leave and things like that. But she's actually already given me a warning and pretty much said that if I keep having any more sick days with my children.

that I need to find another job. Oh, it's even since then. It's just like a daily occurrence of her coming in and just saying something rude to me or, yeah, just constantly telling you that I'm not doing good enough that I'm letting down the team or because of sick care. Now, I will say this, two horrible bosses in a row. Some would say you all the issue, but I would never.

I would never say that. That's bad luck. I would never. Three bad bosses and then everyone starts going, hold on Amy. That's just bad luck. I'm sorry for that, Amy. Yeah, my goodness.

Yeah, and it's true. It's tricky if you have kids and you have a boss that doesn't and so then they don't understand the juggle as much as others might. Absolutely. There needs to be flexibility. We need to do another segment of this

because there's on the text machine so many people. Some of them I can't even read out because I think it might be triggering for some people in terms of what people are going through. Some boss is doing highly illegal stuff. Really bad. Clint, Megan Dan.

Erica is a dating sort of coach. She has a little nudge on If you want to check her out, she posts screenshots of people's texting conversations saying who's going wrong, who's going right, what to say next. She's fantastic. We have her own. Yeah, she's always got the perfect prompt. Thanks for being on the show. Well, that's again, Erica.

Of course. I'm excited to be here. Meg has our listener question for you this morning. I'm sick of having relationships that I put time into and then the amount, they amount to nothing because the guy won't commit. How can I tell if they're serious from the start with all these different labels, I imagine, of. there's seeing each other and then there's exclusive and then there's dating and like what are all the we used to back in my day you were dating or you weren't yeah now there's so many different stages and you have to label it yeah yeah yeah people are really afraid of labels too i mean i've heard

people use the word i'm talking to someone to mean anything from i'm literally talking to them on a dating app to i'm sleeping with them every night it's fascinating to me and i think they do that because was it's easier to say I'm no longer talking to this person than I broke up with this person. It's okay to label things sometimes. The only way to know how serious somebody is is to observe them over time. There is no way to know at the outset how serious somebody is going to be about you. I even discourage people against the advice of others. I discourage people from asking on first dates.

Like, are you looking for something serious? Because anyone could say yes. And I feel that that sometimes is people a false. sense of security. Well, if they're looking for something serious, then everything is okay here. Well, it doesn't mean they want something serious with you, number one. And two, it doesn't mean they're willing or capable. They might desire it, but that doesn't mean they're capable of it. And so I would recommend to the person asking the question, maybe don't give all of yourself before you've gotten to know this person over time and see what they have to give to you too.

It's so true because people can say that they want something, whether they're capable of different and also whether they want it with you is different as well. I always say, like, desire doesn't equal willingness and desire doesn't equal capacity. And the example I sometimes give is, like, if you ask me if I wanted to, like, learn a new language, for example, I would say, sure, I want to learn Spanish. But the reality of it is, I might desire it. We're not going to. I'm not going to log into duolingo. I do enough things in my life.

It's just never going to happen. So annoyingly, you just got to put the time and the worker and know that it may all be, unfortunately, again, for nothing. Well, I wouldn't say for nothing. I mean, I don't ever think getting to know someone over time is a waste of time. And I know people all want to speed up that early process. But you can't microwave a relationship. If you do that, it feels like you have some depth, but you don't really. It's like chicken nuggets, right?

Like, you can microwave chicken nuggets and you'll eat them and you'll feel full, maybe. But will they be tasty? No, I'd rather you, you know, bake them or air fry them. And then even though it took more time, you'll probably be more satisfied. Oh my gosh, you're so similar to Clinton. Clint loves what are those... Chicken nugget. Analogy.

You're so good to them too. There's been here thinking he goes, that's a good one. I can see him like taking it in. We all love chicken nuggets and analogy. Compared to something else is really easy to understand. You go, oh my God, it is just like that.

Yeah. Hey, thanks Erica for coming on again this morning. Same time next week. You know where to find me. Thank you. Awesome. Love us, Erica. A little nudge on Instagram

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