The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I'm usually premature...

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of Clint, Meg, & Dan with Ash London on The Edge Breakfast, the team tackles a variety of entertaining topics. Clint receive...s what he considers the second greatest compliment of his life and shares his excitement. They practice their timing to hit the spot on a Backstreet Boys song as a group, revealing surprising results about who's too fast and who’s too slow. Ash shares a heartfelt story of her son’s birthday party filled with cake-related drama. They also discuss in-laws, embarrassing speeches, and adult tears at parties. Plus, they explore the controversial A-List status of various celebrities, including a heated debate on whether Ronald McDonald ranks as an A-Lister or not. This episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and a dose of nostalgia! 00:00 Welcome to the Edge Breakfast Show02:27 Taylor Swift Quiz Night Announcement05:49 Engagement Party Etiquette Debate07:12 The Art of the Hongi10:34 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals15:54 Listener Calls and Funny Anecdotes23:16 Upcoming Christchurch Trip and Listener Surprise32:10 ID Checks and Compliments41:08 Reflecting on Practice and Performance44:39 Gen Z Quiz55:44 Easy Money Contest59:41 Backstreet Boys Acapella Challenge01:06:18 Debating Celebrity A-List Status01:13:48 Party Drama and Tears

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans Podcast that is If you're not slightly aroused or mildly offended Are you even listening? It's the edge breakfast
Starting point is 00:00:17 Clint me and Dan with Ash London Kiowra good morning, one minute to six Because we love this job So we start early We sure do, we're so lucky Yeah, God, it's not off to row with this early Oh, yeah, but man, anyone who's up this early in the moment, still struggling with the daylight saving? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Sanjay, how you going, bro? We know he's up. We know he's off to see the sunrise already. He's, his workout's done already. He just ticks through. Oh, God, you are killing it. He said, workout done, looking forward to another amazing show with the each morning crew. Cheers, Sanjay, appreciate that, my bro.
Starting point is 00:00:48 First text of the morning, you got on earlier. Love it. Love it on your son, Jay. Wow, that's technically, like, as far as his body is concerned, it's 5am and he's already at a workout. He's the man I want to be. Yeah, no. Like the guy that he's obviously up, he values exercise. I want to say that once I don't do this show anymore,
Starting point is 00:01:05 Meg comes back, that I'm up early exercising. You won't be. You won't be. How crazy is it, though, that you can be in the best shape of your life? You know, those people are like 45 or 55, and they're in the best shape of their life. That's why I need people like Sanjay to give me hope that I'll be my hottest in my 40s.
Starting point is 00:01:19 She does and she eats a lolly? Sugar free, sugar free. You literally popped a lolly in your mouth. I think if you're in your 20s, I know you just haven't too much fun You're like, I'll worry about it later And then you do have to worry about it later Oh now they're all coming out of the woodwork
Starting point is 00:01:35 Marilyn said I'm up Nathan's up since 3.30 Shut up! Wow, more than Sanjay Oh, wow Is that because Nate You have to be up for work Or are you getting up to do exercise
Starting point is 00:01:46 Because the dedication to that Because if you don't get up You're not going to get fired You still make your mortgage So that's where I'm like That's when you must have Some real hardcore dedication to your goals.
Starting point is 00:01:58 So many of those CEOs, like I only need four-hour sleep a day. But then all the studies are coming out now that says you're pretty much guaranteeing yourself to get brain problems. See if you don't sleep like seven, eight hours. Joanna's up as well. They're all Dwayne Johnson's man. Yeah, good on you guys.
Starting point is 00:02:14 23 weeks pregnant with a toddler. Love you, Joe. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. About to jump into your 6am throwback. It's us versus the playlist. Playlist currently has. No one who understands.
Starting point is 00:02:28 By the way, to celebrate the release of Taylor's new album, The Life of a Showgirl, we are hosting Taylor Swift Quiz Nights across the country. Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch Thursday night. We'll be at the Christchurch one, the Loft Bar. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's going to fun. I've been to Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:02:43 I've been Googling photos of it. Yeah, it looks so cute. You'll want to move. I think I'm really going to love it. Have we been to the Loft Bar before? I feel like we have. We've done something there. Is that where we host?
Starting point is 00:02:53 We had a quiz night last time. We were in Cross Church. Yeah, I'm not sure if it's the same, but the loft bar does bring a bell. Yeah, but you need to register a table, and then we actually have to score a table. There's so many people that want to go, so you have to kind of register your interest, and then we'll let you know whether you're successful, not the edge.com, dot rover. The highest score across the country wins a thousand bucks. We'll do some sing-alongs as well, weren't we, Ash.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I really want the 10-minute version. Yeah, the 10-minute of all too well, we'll do that, and I'm sure there'll be others. So Southern Cross Garden Bar and Wellington and Sweat Shop Brew Kitchen in Auckland. It sounds like a bit of you Thursday night. So we can play a Taylor Swift song this morning, or I take you, Taylor Swift, and I raise you. T-Pain, who is, what would we say? He's 40 today.
Starting point is 00:03:35 He was bought in 1984. Does that make 41? I love all those videos surfacing about him doing the live band performances without the auto-tune thing on it. His voice is unbelievable. Crazy, eh? Yes. When he just strips it right back?
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yes. Why does he need the auto-tune then? I guess it's a sound, isn't it, a certain vibe? Yeah, and everyone thought he could. couldn't sing without it. It turns out no. He's got an incredible voice. Also, today's the day back in, when was it,
Starting point is 00:04:01 2023, I believe, 2020, where Ed Sheram was taken to court for a song, thinking out loud, copying Marvin Gaines, Gaze, let's get it on. That was so ridiculous. You put them side by side. I remember when we go through it,
Starting point is 00:04:16 we're like, ah, how? What, yeah. I mean, it's sort of similar. That's a different part of the song, though. Yeah, but I'm a hit Sharon fans. I found that T-Page. Do you want to have a listen? See if this works.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, yeah. Lego, baby, girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you. Then you buy you a train. I'm T-Penby. You for me can be me like Navi-Bo. It's beautiful, isn't it? Who knew?
Starting point is 00:04:53 So there are these live performances where he gets up. and there's these gorgeous, like women singing behind him, back and it's like, it's like church, but so it's sexy music. I love T-Payne. Really lovely guy, too. So the choices, Taylor, Ed Sheareran or T-Pay. It's T-Pain or T-T-T for me. And I'm the world, I'm not the world's biggest telephone.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I love Taylor, but something about me is, but you've been drawing a T-Pan on this Tuesday. You want a little buy me? Let's fill some tea. Come on you a drink. You want to buy you a drink? I think so. Nipia did make me a drink already this morning.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Thank you, Nipia. I love you. Yeah, it's weird that it was a tequila so early, but anyway. Wouldn't be the first, babe. Wouldn't be the first. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I was going to say, do you want to share with the glass, but no, you do not want to share. I'll share something else.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Because something happened on the weekend, guys, that I... It was a situation where I don't know what I need to do, okay? and it involves a... It was an engagement party which we went to over the weekend. And it was one of Hannah's... I'm so sorry to interrupt. No.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I'm not here for an engagement party. Amen, sister. I'm the same. Just save it for the wedding. I agree wholeheartedly. No, but they might not be getting married for like a year. No, we need to celebrate their milestone. I go to your party, bring you a present
Starting point is 00:06:15 and then another present when you get married. Hey, here's an idea. Anyway, I'm sorry to be a grinch, but... Unless you're my best friend or close family, I don't care if you've got engaged. Seriously. I'm in all honesty. Are you saying because engagement isn't a real commitment?
Starting point is 00:06:30 You want to show me commitment? Get married. Get married, I'll come to the wedding. No, we're talking. Yeah. Oh, but I think we've discussed this because I think guys look at an engagement as a trial period of whether they really do want to get married. Which is why we shouldn't celebrate an engagement. Because there's no commitment involved.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Yeah, but I think girls, this is the argument we had before. I think girls look at an engagement as a form of commitment, which it is and it should be. But I think a lot of guys are like, yeah, it's just a way to stall the decision a little longer. That's so, yeah. Or it's a way to have sex, which is why you did it. I mean, there's different reasons why. You still, if you're waiting until your marriage, you still can't sleep with each other during the engagement period.
Starting point is 00:07:08 No, you have to wait. You'd have to get engaged and then hope that it's like a month before the wedding. Yeah. You know? Can you do, no. No, no. I mean, I was going to say that there was, the bride to be is part Moldy. Okay, and her dad is a Maldi, and he arrived at the engagement party a little bit later
Starting point is 00:07:26 and was going around everybody at the thing giving them honies. That's bad, that's all arrived late. Yeah. And then do the hongy procession. And it was sort of like a situation where I could see him coming. And there was a point where he was going, he was going into a handshake for some people, and then a hongy for others. And I was kind of going, what's the, I couldn't tell what's the decider?
Starting point is 00:07:47 What's the common denominator here? And we've talked about it before. I think you called it Clint Hongy eyes. Yeah, you mean, you can tell. You can just see the honky eyes. I come to you now and you give me honky eyes or not, and I have to guess whether we're going to hongy on it. Oh, see, this is good because I couldn't pick it.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I don't think he was doing hongy eyes. Okay, they're going in. There's no hongy there. Good, there was no hongy. Okay, now I'll try again. Okay, now he's going to give you the hongy eyes. He might not, he might not give me the hongy eyes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:17 He's coming in. Hongy for sure. Oh! I'm like so what he does it. The intensity and the stair and you just... I felt that, I'm spiritual. Yeah, we talked about this once when Stan Walker came in and we hungied and then, and you didn't,
Starting point is 00:08:31 and then you're like, well, how did we know that was happening? Because I don't want to go in unless he wants to honi, you know? I don't want to give him an unsolicited honk. Do you know what you should have said to me, teach me how to hung? Teach me how to honky. Teach me how to honky. Okay, we missed a trick with that song because we ended up going with this song to try and tell people
Starting point is 00:08:51 This has come up in conversation before about how to know when to honi and when not to honi. Honi eyes. Stan looked at me and I knew it was right with those homie eyes. You can just see it's in their eyes. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, that is happening. It's a bit more of like an intense look into their eyes and they look at you and you go, oh, we're going to honi here. Ony eyes. Oh, wow. There you go. Have you played that for Stan? No.
Starting point is 00:09:20 No. Definitely not. Definitely not. And he's been in a few times since then. He should. Because I've known Stan forever, growing up in Australia, I worked with him for years, and knowing him in his early 20s when he was living in Australia, and knowing him now as, like,
Starting point is 00:09:36 he was always a proud, Moldy man, but seeing him, like, proper just, like, in his roots, in his power. Oh, my, it's, like, two separate people. Yeah. He gives me chills when I watch him perform now and, like, walking in that. He's a lovely man. men and women can hongy, yeah? Or is it like everyone's honging and everyone
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm obsessed with it. It's just knowing when to do it I think I've always struggled with it's the same with a dapp you know going in for what like what do you do is it like a normal handshake? Is it that I've always struggled. That's harder than the honi I reckon yeah Hongy at least you're the intense tear your forehead
Starting point is 00:10:10 starts to like push forward a little bit you know there's so much to think about so did you honi the bride's dab? No I just shook his hand and I think he went for a dab which is annoying. Clint Megan Dan. Leshko!
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Starting point is 00:10:37 So in talking about Sydney Sweeney, who is the actress from Just Go With It? Is it called Just Go With It? The one with Glenn Powell? Yeah, yeah. She was in Euphoria. She, I think, first arrived on the scene for me.
Starting point is 00:10:50 When she was on White Lotus. I never really watched White Lotus. Yeah. She left a huge part, but, you know. She's the first season? Decent, yeah. She was an impact player, wasn't she in White Lotus? So she is now dating Scooter Braun, who is famously,
Starting point is 00:11:04 Justin Bieber's manager. Interesting couple. Yeah, the guy who went to war with Taylor Swift. I actually, after listening to a podcast he did with a diary of a CEO guy. Yeah, Stephen Bartlett. I feel like I understood him a lot more, and he, he, Took responsibility for a lot of things. Totally.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And it seemed like he'd really matured. And he was talking about how him and his wife was split and they've got kids in that. But he was talking about the next person getting the really the best version of him. Totally. He gets a lot of flack for a lot of people, but I think he is obviously a very intelligent man.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Like you don't get to where he's gotten through managing, finding people to work with unless you're incredibly intelligent. Quasi right wing, the both of them, I think they're kind of like a centre-right, which is fine, more power to them. But they've been photographed out and about. And it's just like, she's so good.
Starting point is 00:12:00 She's so hot. Yeah. And he's kind of just a dude. Yeah. I kind of like that. It was interesting. I remember the first time, obviously, most people saw him was in Justin Bieber's movie.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I remember when he did that, the sort of behind the scenes. What was it called again? Was it believe? Mark. I don't remember. Anyway. But he came across really nice in that.
Starting point is 00:12:19 and really kind of like supportive of Justin in his career and that was at the early stages of Scooter Braun's career as well but it seems like he's kind of being I feel like he's got a bit greedy that's how I see it and he's kind of Who wouldn't Dan? Yeah. When your whole job is to like make money for clients
Starting point is 00:12:37 that's be money and that's what you're judged on like taking care of your clients making the money but then would you lose your credibility and your kind of good values over the money and I think that's what he did he lost it because he did I think he was at his base level
Starting point is 00:12:51 quite a nice guy and had good values but he's somewhere along the way with the money and stuff he's lost that maybe he's coming full circle though happy to the best of us yeah yeah a billionaire too by the way his net worth exceeds one billion
Starting point is 00:13:03 since 2021 that's incredible and then of course another bit of scandal for you confirmed bad bad bunny what's his name a bad boss because they're big bunny but that's big bunny there's a less famous rapper called Big Bunny
Starting point is 00:13:17 Bad Bunny, who is Puerto Rican, one of the biggest stars in the world. In the English-speaking board, I think in Australia and New Zealand, we think we kind of know him for doing a couple of, like, co-labs with your Justin Bieber and stuff. But I think he'd be one of the most streamed artists on the planet, given our Latin America. So he will be doing the halftime show. He dated Kendall Jenner for a while, didn't he, from memory?
Starting point is 00:13:39 I think so, yeah. More power to do it? Yeah, I was just looking at Bad Bunny's YouTube page before the show. Yeah. On his top eight videos, he has overrunner. a billion views on each of them, which is incredible. And he's a good. I mean, not that it matters what people look like.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Is he the guy who was in Happy Gilmore 2? Yeah, yeah, he was. He was Oscar, yeah, he's so funny. He's the new caddy for Adam Sandler. And that's why I like him, because a lot of rappers take themselves very seriously. Yeah. But for him to like don that wig, play that role and being a Happy Gilmore film shows that he doesn't take himself too seriously. And I love that for him.
Starting point is 00:14:14 So I would imagine. Sorry, he's got a couple great his-in-our-sex sketches as well. He dresses up as Shrek. I don't know. He's so funny. I'm into that. Bad Bunny, eh? I reckon the Happy Gilmore thing was probably a bit of a precursor to the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I'd imagine that that was all kind of part of the year's plan. I'll do Happy Gilmore. Then I'll do the, you know. Wow. Okay, bad, but it's all coming up, Bad Bunny. You know who else? Coming up, B, B. Who else was a good sport was Eminem?
Starting point is 00:14:39 Because his character was, you know, you're a jackass. Remember that guy? He's the son of that guy, Eminem. That's so funny. Throwing in the river and the crocodiles eat him. By the way, sorry, this is related. Have you seen the stuff from the golf? It's America versus Europe.
Starting point is 00:14:54 The American fans have been feral. One of them threw a beer cat at McElroy's. He goes, can you guys shut the F up? Yeah. Is that getting full on, eh? It feels like it feels like you're watching Happy Gilmore. That's what it felt like. Have they watched Happy Gilmore?
Starting point is 00:15:11 That's their first foray into golf. And they thought, this is how we acted the golf. I felt sorry for the white. That looked like it hurt. I know. But I love that he was just like, I'm going to murder bitches. That video where he turns around and Rory McElroy goes, shut the F-up. And they're like, whoa, he goes and he trips one from, I don't know, like 150 yards out.
Starting point is 00:15:30 It lands like a foot from the pit. How good. And then, like, Europe has absolutely demolished America. How embarrassed. Even like American golfers are coming out being like, this is mortifying. Shout out to Scotty Schaffler. First call of the day next. You can share with us absolutely anything.
Starting point is 00:15:46 And we'll saw you out with free coffee. for the rest of the week. At Z-0-800 the edge headlines in three. Sorry, I dropped my blush onto my boobs. Yeah, the Cleveland's corner. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First call of the day. First call of the day.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Don't worry, I'll make sure someone gets fired and that person will probably be Clint. Yeah. First call of the day, guys. Cruise, good morning. What it. Get our cruise. How are you going, don't.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah, good. Now, you're in the Mike and Hamilton this morning. Going down there. Oh, I'm just cruising up toot on her now, just off to work. You know how it is? Oh, yeah. He's 11 cruisy boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:28 And so it says you that you're self-employed hardware installer. Yeah, yeah. So I do door locks, basically, just go to new buildings and install all the door locks and door handles and whatnot. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's my son's dream, just using tools. Screwdrivers How many jobs
Starting point is 00:16:50 As a percentage think you do With people like changing their locks After a breakup They're like they've got a key somewhere They're not getting in Or do you do commercial Oh I do both
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yeah I do both commercial and residential I don't see breakups very much Okay that's good That's good That's good I'm upset all my friends Have got lots of like ring cameras installed And stuff like CCTV
Starting point is 00:17:15 Yeah And I think It's so interesting to me when about once every 10 days or so because there's seven of us in the group someone will have either an attempted break-in or someone just scouting their property and they send us the footage of the CCTV
Starting point is 00:17:30 with some dickhead with a balaclavron and a torch shining on their kids' bikes. That guy makes me angry watching those videos. Everybody seems to have cameras now, eh? The cameras because they're more affordable. You can have them in front of your house. And Cruz, it says here you have no idea what your star son is.
Starting point is 00:17:46 When are you born? What's your birthday? January, 2002. What day? The first year's day. The what? New Year's Day. Oh, Jan won.
Starting point is 00:18:01 So that would make your star sign Capricorn. Oh, Capricorn. You'd be good with Ash. Oh, Capricorn. Do you want me to tell you what a Capricorn means, what your kind of traits are? You can tell me, okay. Ambitious and driven.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Are you goal-oriented? Does that make sense for you, Cruz? Ambitious guy? Unfortunately, a little bit. Okay, there we go. Practical and organised your approach life with a grounded practical spirit and excel at organising and developing action plans to achieve your goals. How does that sit with you, Cruzey?
Starting point is 00:18:36 Yeah, no, not me at all. Not me, not. It's official, you heard of here first. I was Googling as well. It says sometimes most of the time, actually, these people have a cat and two kids. Is that correct? Okay, yeah, yeah. We're back.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And they drive Skoda Enyx. Is that correct as well? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's exactly right. It also says that they're really well-endowed, if you know what I mean, Cruz. He's like, no, that's wrong. Oh, you guys are reading me now. You know.
Starting point is 00:19:04 He knows what's up. Okay. All right, hey, we're going to get a voucher out to your cruise ASAP, so you can just spend that in store at Z. Thanks for calling, bro. Cheers for that. Thank you. Love you, brother. Quite often.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Capricorns have broken both arms at one point. And their hardware installers specifically with door handles. Yeah. Lots of door handles. He's going straight to get a woman's weeklies so he can go through the old star signs. Am I just now into star signs? Clint Meg and Dan
Starting point is 00:19:31 Stinky Boo. Luke Holmes tour at the moment and did that song, Ordinary and then old Alex Warren came out and joined him halfway through. I love when artists do that. They're all doing it now. The Jonas Brothers doing their North American tour and they've had like Demi Lovato, Hansen,
Starting point is 00:19:47 five seconds of summer. They're just like bringing everyone out. It's so fun. Yeah, it's like cross-pollination, isn't it? Because if you're, like, working with them, then their fans like you, it's great. All right, Nauty 640, we asked if we could throw it over to you, if you had anything for us.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And we got this texting, I can't call. And when I started reading the rest of the text, I was like, you probably can call. You just don't want to call. Am I a complete a-hole if I find my girlfriend's sister hot. Nah. Then it continues
Starting point is 00:20:18 because I was like most will probably go yeah you shouldn't do that. I think when I get out of jail cart is that she's a twin. Oh no, I think it's worse. What? So it'd be weird if you didn't find her hot.
Starting point is 00:20:29 No, but like... True, Ash. Yeah. No, but I think a lot of it's to do with personality. You know, and if you've met the sister, say you were a twin, Ash, we were together, God forbid. And I met your sister. And I was like, Jesus, I mean, I've had Ash.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Boy, boy, I'd prefer Linda. Ash and Dash. Yeah, Tash, you know. I think that would be offensive, way more offensive to you. No, because I'd be like, well, we're pretty much the same person. Yeah, we look identical and you don't find her physically attractive. Do you think if you were a twin, you'd hate that you're the same person? You'd be, you want to be as unique as you can be.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I think some twins lean in and some twins lean out. It depends what kind of twin you are. But I think you'd just go through life expecting that the same, the man will find both of you. I'd prefer the twin that leans in. I think once you get to know the personality, like I don't know how long this person's been dating this girl for, but I guess after a couple years, then you should be loving, like, the person
Starting point is 00:21:28 and that have different personalities, I imagine. But if you're dating a twin in the first, I don't know, three months, then yeah, surely you must find the sister-hot. But I know a couple of sets of twins, and most of them have the exact same personality. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that is.
Starting point is 00:21:43 There's usually an ugly one, though. there isn't there usually is I'll be honest I know a few twins as well and there's always a fugly one he's got ugly to fugly there is a fugly there is a fugly one funnly's worse and ugly isn't it
Starting point is 00:21:56 yeah it's definitely ugly well like it could either be that they're just a little bit like their personality is not as good or there's just like their eyes are slightly different you know so Dan you're only dating the hot twin well I'd take what I can get I mean I'm no oil painting
Starting point is 00:22:11 am I? You're a very good looking guy So I think I'd probably go with the faggly one. Okay. I don't know if that's what he wanted. Which one is Dan walking on? My girlfriend or my girlfriend's sister? That wasn't the question. No, I don't think you're in a hole if you find your girlfriend's sister hot.
Starting point is 00:22:28 She's a twin. I think if anything, it's a compliment to your girlfriend. Just don't go acting on it. Exactly. Oh, whoops, I thought you were Ash, but you're really tash. Well, we're here now. May as well. The amount of times that Clint's come in talking about hot girls,
Starting point is 00:22:42 outside his marriage. But he doesn't act on it. No, he doesn't. He just talks about them and says he wants to touch their boobies. He can't touch their boobies, Clint. He goes, it's one boobie. It's not even one thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Clint just goes, he calls it a graze. Yeah. Oh my God. Like, oh, no, just reach for something and accidentally then it's fine. The only reason I can let you guys go is because I know at school orders my wife is not up. It's weird when he goes honk honk honk as well with the grays. She'll be doing it around work, Clint.
Starting point is 00:23:14 A bit of fun. Hank, hang, that's what he does. Clint Megan Dan. We're going to be in Christchurch on Thursday and Friday, hosting a Taylor Swift concert. You know what, just blew Dan's mind? There's no Taylor Swift concert. Oh, quiz night.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Don't be getting exciting. Yeah, quiz night. God, everybody's like she's coming to New Zealand. Really? Sorry. Just transfer us $600 each for the tickets because of personal accounts. She'll be there, we swear. Dan started singing all too well,
Starting point is 00:23:39 and what Ash was as well, and then Dan corrected her in the lyric. And then he was like, everyone knows that. I was like, Dan, less than 1% of guys would know the lyrics to all too well. To the 10-minute version of an album track. I disagree. She's the biggest artist in the world. You're on drugs.
Starting point is 00:23:54 People would know, I'd say 2% of guys. No way. Less than one. I was being generous saying one out of a hundred dudes. I didn't even get that lyric that wrong. I said, here we are again when I loved you the most. And he's like, get the lyrics right. Let's love you so.
Starting point is 00:24:06 But anyway, I was just kind of, I feel like it's one of her, like if you're a Taylor Swift fan, and I'd say that more than 1% of guys are a Taylor Swift fan would know that song. I guarantee you, you're so wrong. Whilst we're there, we're also going to catch up with Jaden. He has autism. We were talking about on the show,
Starting point is 00:24:23 and then got chatting with him because he called the show and spoke to producer Carl. He was just listening one day. He loves the show so much that he called in to have a chat with producer Carl. His mum walks in. Who did you just speak to? Who does?
Starting point is 00:24:34 I just called up the edge. Bricky to have a yard with the fellas and say they're doing great. We love him. We love, Jadden. Yeah. He had known Taylor Swift all too well. I don't know how much he knows.
Starting point is 00:24:42 No, if you said, sorry, they're trying. If you said, do you know the lyrics to that, Jaden would be like, no, because I'm not a loser. I'll ask him. Okay, good. He's up, I'm curled down like you. We're going to call his mum. I think she knows a little bit more than Jaden does
Starting point is 00:24:56 about our trip to Christchurch on Thursday. He's the reason we're going to cross church. Yeah, and then we've built all this other stuff around that. Oh, well, we're there. So we'll catch up with him now. Hopefully she's up. Hello, I'm speaking. Hey, Emma, it's Clinton and Ashlandon here.
Starting point is 00:25:13 How are you? How are you? Have you always wanted to have your own personal stalkers on the radio show? I couldn't have asked for anything better. Yeah, because we'll find you. How has your weekend been, babe? It's okay. I had gallbladder surgery. What? Yeah, it's been, yeah, I've been in bed for the last two weeks, so it's been, yeah, it's been okay.
Starting point is 00:25:40 gallbladder? What is a gallbladder? It's literally right next to your lever. It kind of helps to start the digestive process. Even the last time we spoke to you, we were talking about how we'd love to catch up with Jaden. And we thought the next time would be Fib during Electric Ave. And then we were like, no, let's make a special trip down. So I'm not sure how many little white lies you've been told, but we're actually coming down just to hang out with Jaden on Thursday. Yes, Carl is telling me everything.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Graves. Here's what we're thinking. We're flying down in the morning, and then we're thinking we'll get like a sick edge car because we know that Jayden loves the edge and we'll rock up at school. But we just realised he's going to be on school holidays. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So what's he going to be doing on Thursday?
Starting point is 00:26:24 I planned to be doing whatever you guys needed. I've plumbed my day around it. Okay, well, don't make plans. We don't call them anything. We'll pick him up on an edge car. We've got stuff plans. Yeah, we sort of fly on after midday. So I imagine we'll grab a edge car and we'll come straight.
Starting point is 00:26:40 to yours and we'll surprise them at your place. We won't come in the house though. Don't worry about cleaning up, because especially because you've been unwell, we will not, I promise you as someone who has a house and whose biggest fear is that people will come over and run and house. Do not touch a thing. We won't come in your house. We'll just chill outside. You don't even need to come out. You can just push Jaden out the door
Starting point is 00:26:56 if you want and we'll take them. You just trust that we'll bring him back in two or three hours. Turns out we're not even Clint Dan and Ash London from the exit. Just make sure they're in an edge car. Don't just give Jadentini three people asking for him. I'll be like, yes, the brick.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah. How do you think, given that he is autistic, how do surprise this go? Like, how do we kind of play this in a way that it's going to be really fun for him and not overwhelming? I think it, and he's just going to be, I said this to Carl, the fact that you know who he is, like those videos that you go sent
Starting point is 00:27:33 have been shared so much in school with his friends and his teachers because it's like, they know who I am. They know who I am, and that's just the biggest thing for him. That's literally it. We didn't expect anything, and he doesn't expect anything anywhere. But he's just stalked, like, you guys, the people that he listens to every day, that he just loved. No, that's cool. We can't wait to meet him.
Starting point is 00:27:57 We're just so excited. There's a go-karting track that said they're going to host us, and so we thought we'd take him there and jump on the track and do a few laps with him. Do you think? I'd love it. He will? Okay, great. And I just want to let him know that I'm not going to just let him win.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah, just because he's young. He's very confessive. He's very competitive. Love it, darling. We can't wait to meet you, babe. See you soon. Take care. Also, while we're there, what a missed opportunity
Starting point is 00:28:24 to not give away electric game ticket. So I don't know if we've actually talked about this. Cash-strapped. When we stripped cash to Dan and then he'd just run around a Hagueley Park. Great, fantastic. Yeah, I love this then. I did pitch that Ashley.
Starting point is 00:28:38 does it as well but no very fragile we're going to be strapping electric game tickets to dan he's going to be racing around so if you're in cross church Friday morning listen up for your chance to go for free just remember I'm a fast runner very fast he's been caught every time every single time we've done it doesn't mean other people aren't past clinton clint megan dan the edge one k easy money practice makes perfect and now you can play anytime online yeah get amongst easy money mobile on the rover app the more you play the more chances you have of being a part of our live events, October 22nd, for $10,000.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Call and Yaz, read out names between 10 and midday. So if you hear yours, make sure you get in touch with them. Right, here we go, 30 seconds. Give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you. You can pass. If you've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. And who's playing this morning? You're doing it, Debbie, morning.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Oh, my God, morning. Oh, my gosh. Here we go. How are you? We're good, and we're now better speaking to you, Debbie. You sound like an amazing person. Thank you, Dan. I could just do with a eucalyptus spray.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Who I knows, has anyone got a eucalyptus spray today? Oh, no. No, no. No, I've got some ootraven. Do you want some ootraven? No, just specifically want eucalyptus if anyone's growing that. Anyway, Debbie, are you ready to play? I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Okay, your letter today is E. E. E, okay? You ready to go? Yeah. Can I please have a direction on a compass? A girl's name. Evelyn.
Starting point is 00:30:14 A body part. Elbow. A country. An actress. A what, sorry? Actress. Um, oh, pass. Something in a classroom.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Oh, p. Pass. drink. 11 up. Time, Debbie. Oh, God, you started so well. I know. An actress could have been Emma Stone,
Starting point is 00:30:47 Emily Blunt, Emma Watson. Oh, bugger, bugger. And something in a classroom. Eraser, exercise book. Oh, that's such a shame. Because you were in such a flow there, Debbie. Yeah, we do that thing, Debbie. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I think when the people start getting four or five very quickly in a row, we all do that thing we're all looking at producers, and our eyes get wider and we're like, could be on here. Could be on yet. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, well, get Ash and some eucalyptus all anyway. Yeah, the next one was something you can grow.
Starting point is 00:31:13 So that was me helping you out because then you could have said eucalyptus. Yeah, that's what I was going. This is the problem. People don't pick up what Ash is doing. It just seems like super random. It's like, yeah, okay, enough about your spray. Yeah, I could have noticed of what she said so. It would have come to you.
Starting point is 00:31:27 When I said something you grow, a eucalyptus would have just come straight into your head. Okay. Oh, bugger. Thank you. Love you, sweetheart. Have a wonderful day. Thanks for listening, darling. All right, back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play easy money
Starting point is 00:31:37 for a grand on the hands. Never met a bad, Debbie. No, actually, I have a Debbie that comes to mine, and she is amazing. Lovely. They're always nice. Yeah, I've got a friend called Deb. She's a great singer. Where does the saying Debbie Downer come from then?
Starting point is 00:31:49 Yeah. There was obviously just one negative Debbie, yeah. Yeah, it's just one. It's negative Nancy. True. God, Nancy and Debbie. Yeah. I love the name Nancy.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'd have a daughter called Nancy. Yeah, and then there's Scott and no friends. Yeah, and then Scott's there, Scott and then Harry Highpants. Yeah. He's just got a Ouji. He's fine. Yeah, that's my dad. Dad. I was like, oh, Dad, pull your pants down, give your neck a rest.
Starting point is 00:32:10 That's funny. Poor John. Clint, Megan, Dan. I said I was given the greatest compliment ever over the weekend. I was given the second greatest compliment. Oh, yeah, because Raj's guest, the greatest compliment Clint can receive is asking him to be a sperm donor, which we've spoken about before. Yeah, we're talking about how friends of ours were looking for a sperm donor. And I just thought about it was like, what an incredible compliment.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Because they want a child that genetically looks like you, but it's also genetically... Has the vibe? Yeah, has the similar vibe to you. So it's like the greatest compliment anyone can ever give you if they ask you to be a sperm. If someone asked you, Clint, would you do it? Because it is a compliment to you.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah, I mean, if it was... I've always said I would because I'd love to be able to... Like, what greater thing could you do for a friend or family member? I think my wife would be a little bit more... I don't think you could do it. No. Once you saw that, you saw that, I know how you are with your children. Once you saw that child and saw a bit of yourself,
Starting point is 00:33:05 in it, you'd be like, come here, you just want to say them every day. I'm going to be like, I want it now. I want that one. It's my one. No, it's the second greatest. I said what happened, though? I'm very intrigued. I went to go pick up my wife some flowers and
Starting point is 00:33:21 I was like, oh, I might get her a bottle of champagne. Don't lie and say there were flowers involved. Just be honest. You went down to the bottle of vodka, which is what you do every Monday night. You're Clinton and his wife had an argument and he was in the dog box. No, it was her birthday last week. So I swung by, there was a new world on the way home
Starting point is 00:33:38 And, oh, that's a nice, flowers and champas. It grabbed some flowers champagne and a card And we were all going out to a little bit of birthday shopping But I was like, at least I'm going to arrive home with something. Yeah, that's lovely. And as I go to ring it up in the south checkout, it goes, bing, you know, alcohol, someone's got to come swipe it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:54 The lady comes over to me. And quite often they'll just look at you and just put it, they don't even ask, they just put in your details. They always ask me. She did that thing where she, like, looked at me and I looked at her, and she goes, hi, how's it going? And you're like, yeah, I'm fine, but they're just having enough conversation
Starting point is 00:34:09 so they can get a gauge and then use their common sense. Yes. And she looks me up and down and says, how's it going? I go good. And she goes, yeah. Have you got ID?
Starting point is 00:34:21 The best compliment anyone can you ever see. I'm 40, bro. I'm 40. Just so, you know, Clint's arms are in the air and he's like dancing as he's on a podium. Like he's on a podium or something. I was like, yes you can.
Starting point is 00:34:34 and I gave it to her and then she looked at it saw her I was born in the 80s and apologised she was like oh sorry that has not happened to me in 10 years I feel like she just had to do
Starting point is 00:34:46 if she's one of those people that asks everybody you're right Dan they do have a sign that says sorry if you look under 25 he'll be asked for right day you notice how it's
Starting point is 00:34:57 two greatest compliments are to do with him being attracted isn't that shallow I'm happy for you darling yeah that's my new I got a new P-B, a new record. Last time I was asked for ID, I was 40, and counting. Dan, you've been saying, like, you've been, you know, like,
Starting point is 00:35:14 skirting around, flirting with the idea, toying with the idea of getting it a Bowie in the old face. And you say, one day you say you're going to do it the next day. You say, you're not going to do it. I know Clint has got it. He's got a bit of a few squirts in his face. And it makes him look younger, clearly, because he's getting asked for ID.
Starting point is 00:35:29 They're like, but, yeah, I don't know. I reckon if I had put as much effort into my appearance, as Clint did. I probably could get ID. When was the last time you got asked for ID? Well, I don't often buy alcohol, that's the thing. I reckon give me, like, I was going to need longer than 24 hours
Starting point is 00:35:47 to get this looking, this ring looking younger. But I mean... For me, it's been like eight or nine years since anyone has actually asked me for ID. Yeah, but I reckon you could pass. I reckon, like, if I was one of those people that worked in a supermarket and I was dotting the eyes crossing the teas, I would ask you.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I think you wouldn't, because, If I'm in the supermarket, it means it's been a big way because I hate going into the supermarkets because they're so overwhelming. And I've usually got my kid with me. So by the time I get to the aisle, I am exhausted, stressed on the verge of a mental breakdown and fighting with Buddy over lollies.
Starting point is 00:36:18 But if you put it on effort, Clint puts an effort. Who's the whole? No, I don't. We all know I don't put in effort, though. Can you see you know who arrived to work? Jesus. Who's the oldest person? It's true.
Starting point is 00:36:29 It's fucking. He's apologising to me. He feels bad for saying it, but it is true. I sometimes go, Hobo's got a... It apologises and then doubles down on the end of the end of the end of the top. Sorry, Ash. Oh, you're a fat cow.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Sorry, Ash. I feel bad for saying that. You look homeless. I didn't say fat. I didn't say face. I know. Okay, who's the oldest person in New Zealand that's been asked for ID? What's your record?
Starting point is 00:36:53 Yeah, maybe you're a cougar. Maybe you're in your 50s and they're still asking you and every time it happens, you're like, thank you. You'd remember, right? You'd remember that day. Oh, you definitely do. You definitely do. Who's the oldest person that's been asked for ID? Oh, just your P-B?
Starting point is 00:37:06 What's your personal best? You're like 32 and got asked last week? Ashley's text, she's 25, never gets asked. She's old-looking. She's saying she is getting asked, and it's annoying. Don't be annoyed. Oh, yeah. The New Zealand record.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Who's the oldest person that's still been asked for ID, or what's your personal best? Someone texting, I'm 38, and in my opinion, I look every day of it. I got refused sale of beer over the weekend because I forgot my wallet. Super annoying. But then also like, how good.
Starting point is 00:37:40 But then I feel like some people in shops are just sticklers and just want to, you know? Like when you come in with car keys and two children and you're like, in one universe of my 17? I think children, you know, like it's a fast pass to not getting ID straight away. But if you go on by yourself, when you look young, I think you quite often, Clint, he's not with kids.
Starting point is 00:37:59 He's getting asked all the time. Aiden, good morning. Hey, how's it? Good. So you're 32. Are you still getting ID'd? Yeah, still getting ID'd. Yeah, I was obviously shaved my face,
Starting point is 00:38:14 but I still feel I look a bit older than 18, you know? Yeah, I agree. But take it as a compliment, bro. Do you take it as a compliment? Are you annoyed? I used to get super annoyed with it. Now I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll take it as a compliment. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:28 As you get older, you're like, thank you. It does... Yeah, fully changed my mind about it. It does say here that you are still rocking dreads in 2025. Yeah, yeah. Yep, 100%. I'll never get rid of them. Oh, how good.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Good on you. And I guess that the dreads would maybe make you look younger, because I guess it's traditionally a young person thing to have dreadlocks, right? Yeah. Good on you, Ayd. Thanks, and have a good day. Alana's texted through. She says, I work as a security.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Oh, I think we're going to get her on. And she says, look, it's harder than you think. to gauge people's ages when you're on the spot. And I guess it's, man, it's not worth it, I suppose. If you roll the dice on it and you're wrong, like the root percussion must be so high. But sometimes, like, come on, use your discretion. We're talking, people are texting through being like,
Starting point is 00:39:14 I'm 43, I get asked all the time. BJ. It's like, come on, that's when people's discretion is just like, it ain't working. But I think in all serious is now that, like, I guess cosmetic stuff has become more and more affordable, you can't just assume anymore. Well, someone said the last time I got asked
Starting point is 00:39:32 was the night before my 42nd birthday at Auckland Casino. I'd cry of happiness. I would pass the security guard. I'd be like... If I was a security guard or someone that worked in a supermarket, I'd just idea everyone just to make them feel happy about their lives. I know.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Caitlin said, I'm 33 kids with me and got ID'd for a Red Bull. I think ID for a Red Bull. Do you know what? Leave the Red Bull and just walk out with the absolute. like gee up that someone still thinks you're a teenager in your 30s. I don't even know you needed ID for Red Bull. And we're looking for the oldest,
Starting point is 00:40:07 like the record, the oldest person that's been IDed. It might be this person. I once ID'd a 78 year old man for cigarettes at the airport. He was being an asshole, so I decided to be one back. He didn't have his ID. He probably took that as a compliment, though. Imagine.
Starting point is 00:40:22 How good. Miffed. Yeah. I deed for a bread roll. At 35. It was from an alcohol store, but they were just getting bread. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Wow, that's so strange. I'm turning, Brooks text through. I'm turning 42 next week and I get ID often. Brookes are hotty. Get it, bro. Well done, Brooke. Good night for you, baby. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. It hit the spot. Whoa. All right, tomorrow, the three of us are all going to attempt to hit the spot together collectively. We've only ever once tried this before with Dan, myself and Meg.
Starting point is 00:40:54 And it was no good. He threw the grapevine. She can be a divo. Cold like Minnesota Harder than a fever We were too fast That's a hard listen isn't it Hopefully we're not that bad
Starting point is 00:41:11 The problem is we didn't really practice enough I think that was the issue Too cocky Yeah Well I don't feel like we need to practice that much Because we know this song so well in our soul we know it Everybody Yeah
Starting point is 00:41:23 Rock your mind Okay it's iconic And we want to make it iconic one of the most iconic at the spots we've ever done. Absolutely, together. Okay, so tomorrow we will attempt it properly. We wanted to know who's tracking too fast and who's tracking a little slow.
Starting point is 00:41:38 And we thought the way we could do that is by playing this, then we ditch it and we sing our capella. But instead of bringing it right back to see if we're in time, we never brought it back. Yes. Only producer Nevea knows who was in time and who was in because he's now gone and layered it up with the song. Okay, so we recorded this yesterday.
Starting point is 00:41:57 It's going to sound awkward. So I didn't get much sleep last night Knowing that I could be the weekling Get it out Yeah, that was fine It's just radio bro Yeah Producer Nibia are you going to hear each of us singing
Starting point is 00:42:10 Like we should be in time with the actual battery boys Yeah so all I did is I took your individual clip I lined it up with the very first word Of the little stanza that we're doing And I've left the timing in So you can kind of hear the original lyrics With one of us singing the song as well Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:28 We were singing at a cappella, though. So we'll see who's going to go first. You want to just embarrass me first? Because I know I've stuffed it. You're working? Whatever. I mean, we don't know. You could have been right on the spot.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Let's hear it. So everybody, everywhere. Okay, so far. Don't be afraid. Don't have no better. She's out already. I'm not too slow. I can tell the world and make it understand.
Starting point is 00:42:52 As long as every music will be coming. No way. You might come back. You might fix it with the gap. Yes, you come. This is the hardest bit the gap. Everybody. You're behind from the start.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Slow, slow. Do we have an official time on that? What, half a second? Yeah, I'd say probably 0.6 of a second, yeah. It doesn't sound that official. It sounds like you just guessed it. That's exactly what I did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I don't want to throw a stone. Okay. No, everybody everywhere No, he's already slow Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'll be back, I'll come back He's going to tell the world Make you understand
Starting point is 00:43:39 Whoa As long as there's music I'll be coming back again Oh, I'm back in Were you just, yeah He sort of just caught up Everybody Oh, Clegg!
Starting point is 00:44:03 That's all for that is all that is all that matters. All that matters is hit in the spot. Because to be fair, when we're doing it as a group, we're actually, we've all got an individual line. Okay, Clint, you're on the starting squad as you were done. Oh, no. Okay. I'll promise I'll be better tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:44:17 I'll be better, Daddy. You know why it's going to look really bad if I was off. Okay, well, I'll tell you what. We have to push on, so we're going to find out if you were in time or not Dan at 8. That was so, that was bad on, Clint. I'm around, I'm excited. Proud of you, Clint. Slightly warm.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Yeah. Wow. Okay. Who knew that he'd be the best so far? Should we celebrate by getting to move and read for breakfast? Yes. Do we just become best friends? Clint McGinn.
Starting point is 00:44:43 We're all getting excited for the Gen Z quiz. We're still about 10 minutes away. Just finalising the questions, getting all excited. Yeah, some good questions this week. Yeah, and a lot of nostalgia for our millennials and Gen X's. Gives up and entertainment. Clint me and Dan with the kids. Lennie Gomez, I had Manny Blanco officially got married over the weekend in Santa Barbara.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I love this song so much. Where's Santa Barbara in California, right? Yeah, it's like that Santa Clara, Santa Ana, Santa Barbara. That sounds lovely. They're all very fancy. Most people stayed at a hotel costing $3,000 and a half thousand dollars a night. Taylor Swift stayed at a private Airbnb. Of course she did.
Starting point is 00:45:20 And then afterwards got on a private jet to then fly to watch Travis play a football game. Because, I mean, well, she's on a different level, you know? Like, she's a different level of rich in fame now, right? There's a guy that breaks down on YouTube, like, the shortest private jet flights ever. And Taylor Swift has got the shortest one. She flew from one, like, airport in L.A. to another airport in L.A. on her private jet. Because the traffic in L.A. so bad.
Starting point is 00:45:45 And she said it was, like, a 30-minute drive. And it was, like, six-minute flight or something. But I guess if you've got, like, a talk show recording and then a gig that you cannot be late for. Also, I mean, I imagine when you own a plane, you want to use it as much as you can to justify owning a plane. Yeah, but it's just so bad for the environment. So she did that.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Taylor made a speech at the wedding, and so did Ed Sheeran. I love me. Because you know, Ed Sheerin and Benny Blanco were super close. So they did the whole, they did that Castle on the Hill, shape of view, all those together. And they did it while they were like, like, Betty was like touring with Ed.
Starting point is 00:46:19 And they would be backstage. And they were just like before the show. Because there's not a heap of prep that Ed Shearine does. for those shows because he's not like doing choreography he hasn't got a band to practice with he's just gone out there on his own so they were like writing this album and recording backstage and a tour just together getting it done imagine being a normie at that wedding and just pinching yourself going literally i'm at a wedding where taylor swift is making a speech ed shiren's like it would be incredible because if you're selina gomez's like hairdresser
Starting point is 00:46:47 maybe i imagine like celebrities have a very close relationship with their personal stylist or hairdresser you would be like, oh my God. There wouldn't be that many normies, though, because Celine Gourmes has been famous since she was like 13. Yeah, but then it's like, what about her auntie or something, you know? Her auntie from Nova Scotia. I reckon it was just their mum, her dad, a sibling, maybe, if she's not siblings, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:47:08 and then the rest were just famous people. Yeah. Like Paris Hilton was there. Carla Delavine was there. Oh, God, I wish I was flying the wall. Oh, man. I just want to be a waitress. You don't even want to be a groomsman at one of your best friend's weddings.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Why do you want to go to a wedding where you know nobody? mate i would go to that wedding trust me yeah yeah because you don't need to talk to people you want to look yeah you just want to be in the shadows i'm like who's that weird guy over there that's just like listening and not all the conversations keeps looking at us why is he got a glass against the wall why is he dribbling yeah weird guy yeah you would be so yeah taylor swift um jetted off pretty quickly to watch her fiance Travis winnie's football game she went incognito yeah they're going all right now they started the season pretty badly the chief's like oh for two or oh for three or something oh really but they're doing right now when's the super bowl going to be
Starting point is 00:47:50 The season's only just started. They're only like four weeks in. It's usually like start of the year, isn't it? Oh, so it's a while away. Yeah. I've noticed there's videos. They play over Christmas and you'll see a lot of them play in the snow because obviously it's cold over.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Have you seen the videos of Taylor Swift arriving at the games? She's like covered by petitions. She's that nervous about security that she arrives and there's people with like walls walking with her. But why wouldn't you be with the state of tensions the way they are in America, especially with, you know, the division and so many people thinking she's betrayed her southern routes or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:22 I'd be terrified if I was him. Yeah, probably. She's got enough money to do it. All right. Scan rule brought to you by Westpac. Unlock unforgettable music experiences with Westpac. Just search Westpac rewards for all the info. Clint Megadendan.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Lesh go. Our web girl Bella. She is Gen Z. Just turned 25 to last week. Yeah, guys. And you're smart in many ways. Great at editing videos. You know, great at...
Starting point is 00:48:46 Get more. Keep going. Emotionally intelligent. Yeah. Thanks for saving me there, Act. Not so smart with history. No. Recent history. General knowledge, not my forte.
Starting point is 00:48:56 No. All right, but if you're a millennial or older, you should absolutely be smashing this, five from five, every week. All right, the first one, my darling. This is from a very famous ad that lives rent-free in my head and has done for the last 30 years.
Starting point is 00:49:11 We've got some audio. I need you to finish it off for us. It's not clean unless it's... It's not clean unless it's what. Clean. Can you give me a hand? And can I ask the question? Yes, you can ask.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Does it mention the brand? Yes. So it goes, it's not clean unless it's, and then the brand is something clean. It's not clean unless it's Ajax clean? Oh, she's so close. What is it? It's not clean. Unless it's Pinot Clean.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Pino clean. Have you heard of, do you know what pine? I know. No. Okay. Okay. All right, that's over one. If you call the number 0-8003383.
Starting point is 00:49:50 83.83. Who are you calling? I've got the audio for you to listen to. But what's the company and what are you ordering? Yeah, Pizza Hut. I just was sitting that I was dominoized for a second. I also do think that jingle goes 0883-83.833.A3. It does. It does. I googled it. Well, the number. Dot co-odon-Z and it sends you to pizza heart website is 0883.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Shame on me. Apologies, Bella. I give you an extra point for that. Half points. Wow. In which very famous 10 film does Heath Ledger sing this? I love you, baby. And if it's quite alright, I need you. She's melding the lyrics, so you know the song, but do you know the movie?
Starting point is 00:50:37 Is it 10 Things I Hate About? Yes. Two from three. Okay, this one's a hard one, and I will profess, I wouldn't get this question. Okay. Okay. Okay. What does ace of bass
Starting point is 00:50:53 want another one of? Oh, that she was is another baby. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! She's gone tomorrow. But all that she was
Starting point is 00:51:06 is another baby. Yeah. What is that song all about someone that wants to like honey trap someone with a baby and then leave? I've never really... It's so weird. Overthought it, yeah. But I knew it.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Okay. Down to the last question. This is possibly. Four from five. Come on. Okay, ready. What vehicle, it's a multiple choice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Do the Venga Boys drive? Is it A, the Venga bus, a, the Venga mobile, or C, the Venga train? The Vinga bus? Yeah! The Vanga bus is coming. And everybody's jumping. New York is 10. It's a bloody showing from you now, four from five.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Hey. Technically, we gave a part of a point. Oh, so on us my best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a 90%. Mate, if you got Pinoa Clean, you would clock the game, never to play again, but we will see you next week. Yeah, thanks guys. There'll be one day where she gets a perfect score.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I'll go out on that day. Do you remember there was an announcer at this radio station that slept with one of the Venga boys? What? Yes, yes. I won't say who it was, but they came here for a tour. Oh, my gosh. Does it rhyme with Sina? No.
Starting point is 00:52:16 No. Oh, it wasn't Dina? No, no, no. That was an announcer. Oh. Producer Carl? It kind of rhymes with bike roo-roo. Shut up!
Starting point is 00:52:28 Clint Megan Dan. Spinky Boo. Worrying news, if you've got tickets to Teddy Swims, he's going to be here October 9th. So only like less than a couple of weeks way, yeah. Nine days, babe. It's 30th of September today. Yeah, I have to do the 30th of days.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Every bloody time I do that. Same. So he was doing the show in Hawaii on Friday and had to walk off halfway through the performance. He put time on Instagram and said, I need a little time to recover before I can give you the show you deserve. I can't wait until I'm back and able to sing for you again. Hate to disappoint you and truly apologize for letting you down.
Starting point is 00:53:02 So the doctor said, babes, you've got to stop singing. You've got to rest your voice. You're not well. I think a week will be enough. I think that's fine. He'll be, maybe this will be his first show back. Yeah, because he's supposed to play the NRL grand final and Australian shows and New Zealand shows.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Wednesday in our Wednesday grand final. in a week and a couple of days. Doesn't surprise you remember when Teddy Swims asked Dan and I to go hang out with him backstage after his gig here in Spark Arena. I'll text him to see how he's feeling actually. He was so lovely and so giving of his time, but almost to his own detriment because everyone was like, we're going to go to town after,
Starting point is 00:53:35 we've got a booth, and he was maybe just being nice, being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And his manager came in and he goes, it's like we all got told off. He was like, how many of you guys have an arena show to do in Wellington tomorrow? And we're all like, oh no, none of us. And he goes, yeah, because Teddy does, all right, mate.
Starting point is 00:53:54 And I don't want to be that guy in front of everyone, but I'm your friend and I'm your manager, and I will be that guy. You need to rest. Yeah. There was this punisher there as well that was like, come on, Teddy, come and drink with me. Come on drink with me. I'm like, oh, what a loser, don't be that guy. That was the last time I went out drinking with Clint.
Starting point is 00:54:06 No, whatever. Climson embarrassed the grand famous people. I know, there was, yeah, but in the seriousness there was because he invited like us and like a lot of, I think, normal people that hadn't been invited backstage before. everybody was kind of like, this is amazing. Yeah, they wanted to stretch the night out. Yeah, it was never getting better than midnight after a gig and debriefing with the band.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Like, that was it. It was time to go home. But anyway, you know who's going to be real gutted if he doesn't come? Not only those with tickets to Teddy Swims. Borderline were opening. Oh, X. Nah, I've got a good feeling. He's going to come good. But if he doesn't, I'm sure he'll just postpone.
Starting point is 00:54:45 So they'll be able to do it eventually. It just won't be as soon. Borderline are probably, like, fizzing, going we're opening. So if it doesn't happen, I googled the things that are opening in New Zealand that they could maybe play beforehand. AS Color is opening its first Bay of Plenty store in the Mount. Yeah, that same week that Teddy's going to be here, so they could open for that. North Beach is planning to open a new store in Christchurch in October,
Starting point is 00:55:08 so Borderline could open for that. Pet Direct, getting a new retailer later on as well in Cross Church. Clint's probably going to open a bottle of wine after the show today, you know, they could come to that. I mean, so, there are a few things. Yeah, and maybe you've got like a straw or something that's opening and borderline could go around and do a whole bunch of openings if Teddy doesn't come. If Teddy doesn't come, we've got, we've got borderline covered. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 We've got you boys. Oh, I love these guys. They're so good, eh? Then he's released a new single. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we've had one or two songs from them, but they are so talented. Yeah, a great album. All right, next on the show, easy money.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Your chance to play for a grand in the hand. If you're feeling lucky, we've made it very easy money next. Let's see if we can give it away. Yeah, if you're a vet, I'd call up. Yeah, it's the easiest money we've ever done, I reckon. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge, 1K, easy money. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Two past day morning. You have to join us live, October 22nd, to play for 10K. Download the new Rover app and play easy money mobile, but right now you're a chance to play for a grand in the hand. Ash will give you a letter. You need to give us 10 answers. In 30 seconds, starting with that letter, you can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers.
Starting point is 00:56:31 And playing this morning, he's never called us before, but the idea of a thousand bucks has got him out of the woodwork, Nick. Morning, Nick. Good morning, how are we? Imagine that. First time you call us, and he'd leave with a thousand bucks. Oh, just imagine. Just imagine, eh?
Starting point is 00:56:48 I'd hope you just never listened to another radio station after that. You'd been edgeless for life. You'd like Nick. You've got a unique job, I see, Mac. What do you do for a crust? Sorry. You have a unique job. I'm a hoof trunner.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Oh, I'm obsessed with as pretty. My Insta Algo at the moment is giving me all of the hoof trimming videos and watching people just like, it's so satisfying, Nick, to watch. Yeah, great. It's a fairier, isn't normally. It is a job, yeah. But you do cows. I do cows, not horses, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Yeah. There you go. Okay, Nick, your letter today is V. V for very good effort. You ready to go? Oh, God. Sometimes the weird letters are better because the words come to you quicker. Yeah, less options.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Okay, first of all, beginning with V, something in the fridge. Venison. A job. Vicar. Something that makes a noise. Violin. A sport. Volleyball
Starting point is 00:57:47 A fabric Velvet A brand Volvo A city Venice A girl's name Victoria
Starting point is 00:57:58 Something is stay at a wedding Say it wedding Yes A TV show Bucre Dible Oh my God He's gone Thanks.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Wow. Did I get it? You have $1,000 a grand in the hand. Nick for easy money. Congratulations, brother. Amazing. Thank you so much. I thought you were going to choke there for a second
Starting point is 00:58:28 on the second to last question. Yeah, well, what was the TV show? A vicar of Dippley. Okay, because I'm like, what the hell is that? But everyone was like... He's English, he knows. Yeah. It's a classic.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Famous. And I even stumbled. I said, you kind of stay at a wedding. And it sounded like stay, and this is that. And he's still got it, mate. That's amazing, well-deserved, Nick. First time you've ever called, you're going to leave $1,000 richer, mate. That's how you do it.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Thank you so much indeed. So, Nick, he made it look easy. What did you promise to do if you won the $1,000? Just deliver that line for me. What are you going to always do now? I'm going to listen to this show. Yeah. Okay, but not the others.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Just sucks. All right, Nick, let's grab your bank account, mate, get that $1,000 in there. Congratulations, bro. I'm done. Thank you so much. Hey, the cows can trim their own hooves today. Oh, I don't think they can.
Starting point is 00:59:19 I can't believe that. Velvet. Like, it's just amazing. Yeah, he was great. What did he say? Ficker of Dibley. Thank God for that. We've got one win.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Yes. Sometimes you make it so easy for people that don't get it. And then other times you think, oh, they never get this. It's been a while. You did it. Oh, that feels good. And when you think Dan Webby, do you think he's a man that's too fast? Or too slow?
Starting point is 00:59:42 I've done both, Clint. To be honest. We're about to find out as we try to attempt to hit the spot as a group with Backstreet Boys tomorrow. We've found a method to secretly record ourselves and then find out when we layer it with the actual artist if we're in or out of time. That sounds complicated, it's really not. We're just going to work out if Dan is the weak link out of the three or not. Which one of us? So far you've been the strong link.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Yeah, which one of us is more in time with the Backstreet Boys. Clint, Ash, or myself, find out next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Hit it. Hit it, buggy. He hit it. He hit his spot.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Whoa. All right, let's see who is the most in sync with Backstree Boys. Yeah, we're doing it hit the spot tomorrow. Oh, you didn't see what I did there. In sync backstreet boys. It was okay. Oh, okay. It wasn't worth the pause.
Starting point is 01:00:26 I liked it, babe. We're doing it hit the spot tomorrow. It's not our first ever group one. We've done it before, but hopefully it's going to be our best. Yeah, and first of this specific group has done it. Yeah, we're just going to do a line of this song and then all coming together at the end. Yeah, we're all going to come together. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:00:42 And we wondered if we could work out a workout a way to see who the weak link out of the three was. Who's too fast? Who's too slow? And so we sang a cappella yesterday. With no practice. Yeah, each of us just had a crack on it. Yeah, one go. And we didn't know till today if that effort was fast, slow or bang on.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Now, we've already played my effort. I was way too slow. Could we hear it again? Why not? Should we hear it again? Okay. It's a hard listen. I'm not going to lie. Ash heard it for the first time earlier this morning when we'd lad the Backstree Boys over the top of her solo archipella performance. So everybody
Starting point is 01:01:12 everywhere don't be afraid don't have no fair You dropped on the second Got to tell the world Make it understand As long as Your timing was consistent
Starting point is 01:01:29 It was just It just dropped on the second line It was just that first line that threw you Okay and I was out as well I managed to adjust Everybody Everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fair
Starting point is 01:01:43 Beautiful vocal, man Gonna tell the world, make you understand Oh, I'm not good As long as there is music I'll be coming back again Pulled himself back Everybody That's so good
Starting point is 01:02:08 We didn't know because we just did it. Acapella, I mean, we found out this morning. Dan's too has no idea. We have no idea how close he was. Yeah, now boy bands are Clint's wheelhouse. So I won't be surprised if I'm not as close as Clint. Oh, he's changed his tune. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Before it was like, I'm the best. No, it's going to be me. You guys are the weakest and I'm so good. I always hit the spot. Put it this way. I'm quietly confident. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Are we ready to hear the archipella vocal that Dan laid down yesterday? Now layered with the backstree boys to see if he is fast. Did you just goat yourself? They call him the goat. Let's see. He's third person goaded himself. They call him. Who's they?
Starting point is 01:02:44 Let's find out if Dan is slow or premature when trying to be in sync with the backshue boys. More often than not one of those. Okay, here we go. We've laid it with the backshue boys. Let's see. So everybody everywhere, don't be afraid, don't have no fair. He's sick in mind for all of us.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Gonna tell the world, make you under. as long as there'll be music will be coming back again. He's back. He's back. Close. Here we go. Come on. Everybody!
Starting point is 01:03:24 Yeah! Oh, so Ash, you need a bit of practice, babe. Back to the drawing more for you, Ashley. The boys! Amazing! Wow! Oh no! I did not think I would be the weakest link here!
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yeah! This is the backstring boys. Can I hear it again? Can I hear one more time? No! Please, one more time. Who, yours or dance? God, it's so good.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Just the end bit. Okay, okay. Yeah, I can do that. It makes me feel like everyone loves it. God, it feels good. As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again. And in my head, I'm going. Do do, do, do, do.
Starting point is 01:04:09 It's bad, ba, ba, blah, blah, blah, blah, everybody. It's bad, it's in a millisecond, my love. It's, it's such a good feeling. There's not much better feeling than doing that. It's so crazy that it feels so good, because it's such a, like, a silly, stupid little thing. I know, but it feels so, especially when you hear it out of time
Starting point is 01:04:27 and then get back in time. If we can nail this together, I can only imagine that feeling of bliss will be times three. Yeah. But now I'm nervous because if we nail the start, that might put us out of time at the end. The thing is Clint, though, if we do not hit the spot, we know who to blame.
Starting point is 01:04:42 True. I'll blame the girl. I do like that, actually. That sounds real. Okay, well, tomorrow we will have individual lines and we will perform it as a group. So we're going to, Ash, you're going to need to look for Dan and I at the end. Just look at our mouth.
Starting point is 01:04:58 So I'm going to, oh, my God, and I've got the hardest line because I've got the line that's the, so everybody, everywhere. Oh, you set us up. Oh, no. Okay, this time tomorrow, we'll see if a collective here as a group after Ash has had another 24 hours practice, we can come back. Maybe we should do it Thursday. No, we can do it, guys.
Starting point is 01:05:16 We're going to believe. I can't believe Dad and I're going to go from, like, best friends to enemies in three minutes because A-lister is next. Who said I was your best friend? No, definitely not good. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. People asking if Easy Money is going to be back at three with their jarbos after Nick won at 8. A TV show.
Starting point is 01:05:35 How clutch was that? It was about half a second away. It will be back. Yes, of course. We'll keep playing. Another chance for a grain in the ham. Swimming in cash. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:46 I've got no more money. No, no, we'll come back. We pay down so little we can afford it. Exactly, yeah. I do that for you. I could earn more. He chooses not to. All right, the A list of list.
Starting point is 01:06:00 What celebrities deserve to be at the top and which ones deserve to be second or third-tier celebs? It's the most controversial thing we do. Anger's not just us, but people on the text machine. People text her and going, what the hell are you thinking, Clint, putting that person in an A. Never, it's usually people just ganging up on you, to be fair. Because generally it's me and Clint versus Suckerdie Dan. Today we're doing guests at Salina Gomez and Benny Blanco's wedding.
Starting point is 01:06:26 A lot of A-List. They're calling this the A-List wedding of the year, of course. Okay. So I've chosen three. One's an old school. Like, this person definitely would have been an A-lister at one. one point and I'm interested to see if they're still there and then two straight up A-listers.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Now, the old school A-lister that attended the wedding, Paris Hilton. B. And I will say this. I actually think she's lucky to be there. You always put her as... That's a very, that's a quickest we've never gotten more lucky. Paris Hilton is an A. As soon as you say Parasilton, everyone knows of that. Everyone knows of Paraselter. She's a simple life. She was doing reality TV before anyone.
Starting point is 01:07:01 The airst of the biggest hotel channel on the planet. King Kardashian was her stylist. Right, she made Kandahashian. Her name is, like, famous. Hilton, like it's everywhere. And what colour? Do you even think of a colour when you think of Paris Hilton? You think of pink? I was talking to someone the other day, and I said,
Starting point is 01:07:17 Paris Hilton, they said, oh, I sort of know her. And then I said that she's... You don't make up as you just made that. No, and I said the heiress to the Hilton's like. They didn't even know about that. You're making that up. I swear on my life. You can't just make...
Starting point is 01:07:27 No, I'm talking to someone this week. Who was this person? Sarah. Sarah, right? Serra, yeah. What's Sarah's last of them? Tiffany. Sir, Tiffany.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Sounds made up. Yeah, I think Paris Hilton, if she was an A once, she's an A now. Yeah, I reckon she's an A. Oh, Sarah Tiffany disagrees. Okay, she's a B. Okay, I'm going to say it's up in, it's up for, it's in contention. Be all right, maybe a B plus. The second one, he made a speech, a serial collaborator with Benny Blanco, Ed Sheeran.
Starting point is 01:08:01 He's an A. A, A, all day. A all day. Okay, well then, in that case. This, Taylor Swift, also a guest at the wedding. Okay, she's an A-Lister. I mean, she would be, if there was a pyramid of A to C-List, she's at the top of the list.
Starting point is 01:08:14 She's way more. Ronald McDonald. Ronald is not of the A-List. He's an A-lister. Okay, this is a real contingent here. Ronald is a C-lister. You're high. Imagine what Sarah Tiffany would think of this.
Starting point is 01:08:28 What do you think is Ronald McDonald A? Nah. No way. He hasn't done, he used to do. Are you kidding me? He used to sell hamburgers once. And now where is he? And he's creepy looking.
Starting point is 01:08:42 He doesn't even go to the kids' parties anymore. McDonald's is the most famous brand in the world. That's a fact. No one knows Ronald McDonald. Oh, you're an idiot. No, actually, I think in the second most recognized word in the English language for people who don't speak is actually Coca-Cola. Okay, well, it'll be up here.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Well, he said McDonald's is the most famous brand of the world because it's not true. Coca-Cola is. So Dan just be saying stuff. Of the brands, McDonald's is the A-List brand next to Coca-Cola. But Ronald McDonald? What about a hamburger? Is he up there in A-A-As well?
Starting point is 01:09:16 He's one of the extra cast. Ronald is the main character. Ronald is seen. Next, Dad, I'll be saying Big Birds in A-Lister. Oh, shut up. Oh, my God. I'd say Ronald's more famous. Okay, so we're now debating.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Elmo is an A-Lister. He'd be up there with Ronald. What? We are now debating Paris Hilton and Ronald McDonald's A-List status next. Ronald McDonald is one of the most famous people ever.
Starting point is 01:09:44 You are, the McDonald's is not Ronald McDonald's. No one knows him anymore. You'll see. The listeners will back me. All right, the A-List, the list, what celebrities deserve to be at the top and which ones don't. You were doing guests at Celine Gomez's wedding and we agreed Ed Sharon Taylor Swift,
Starting point is 01:10:02 A-O-Day. And then somehow, There was Paris Hilton, which is where the point of contention is, and I don't know how we got there, but a full-on fight ensued about Ronald McDonald's. Well, I said that Taylor Swift is at the top of the pyramid of A-List. Yes. And I said she's right next to Ronald McDonald. And then we both said, as if he's an A-Lister, he's just a weird clown.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Yeah, and I actually chat GBT countries that wouldn't know who he is because he wasn't a mascot for McDonald's in those parts of the world. China, a massive part of the world. He's so iconic that they would know. They wouldn't know in China, South Korea, no idea. Indian, no idea. Middle East, much of Africa. Russia and most ex-Servient states. Wouldn't know who Ronald even is?
Starting point is 01:10:44 You know who is, there's three of them that are standing up the tongue? Paras Hilton. I mean, no, no, Taylor Swift. Oh, Paras Hilton. Not Paras Hilton, definitely. Ronald and Santa Claus. All three of them. You're saying Ronald McDonald is as famous as Santa Claus.
Starting point is 01:10:59 If not more. Now who's high. You need an MRI. Listen, listen, I've got some audio. that Dan doesn't know we captured. This is how much he shouts at us. Don't replay this because it's swearing. I swear a lot.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Yeah, do you beat, you got all the beeps? You better. This is how Dan talks to Ash and I when we go to a song. The mascot of a fucking burger that's more famous than fucking Ronald McDonald. You guys are f***ed. If you don't think that Ronald McDonald
Starting point is 01:11:24 is not a fucking A-lister, I can't trust you. I'm not actually just don't want to be your friend. Do you know what he said after that? If on Friday, I'd found out that you didn't think that Ronald McDonald was an A-Lister, I wouldn't let George come to Buddy's birthday party.
Starting point is 01:11:38 And I'm ashamed he is he was there now. And that's nothing against Buddy, your son. It's against you, the mum. This is where we throw it over to you and you guys make the decision. Ronald McDonald and Paris Hilton, where do you think they sit on the A-Lister list?
Starting point is 01:11:50 This is our job. Morning, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Paris Hilton. I have no idea who she even is. Thank you. And Ronald McDonald, or I'd say A or B.
Starting point is 01:12:05 B, definitely. No, she said A or B. Don't put words in her own. She had us decide and we said, okay, B. Yeah. Okay. You can't sit on the fence, Brooke. You have to pick one or the other.
Starting point is 01:12:14 A or B, Ronald McDonald. I'd go B then. Okay, I wish I'd never ask. You are uninvited to George's birthday party, Brooke. Ronald McDonald. Another text, isn't even a real human being. He's made up. But take that out of the equation.
Starting point is 01:12:29 And a suit could be worn by anyone. Yeah. But you could dress up as well. McDonald for Halloween. Everybody would know who you've dressed up as. I don't think they would. I think a lot of kids would look at that and go, who is that? Tonya says Paris Hilton is absolutely an A-less celeb.
Starting point is 01:12:43 And then followed by Paris Hilton is not A-lis. She's scraping B. Someone else has had to Google who Paris Hilton is. I don't think you need to Google who she is, but I think she's not famous enough to be an A. So as a compromise, would you say that if we put Paris Hilton as a B, we're also putting Rondon with Donald there? You put them both at A?
Starting point is 01:13:01 Or you put them both a B It's now up to you, Daniel Webby What's he going to do? Smook at his ass Paris is a B Thank you very much Thank you, Doug I couldn't have her sullying the A list
Starting point is 01:13:18 But you're saying then that Ronald McDonald is also a B I will take that because he's not a real person Okay But I still think he's as famous as Brad Pitt and Beyonce But I'll put him at a B at the price of not having Paris Hilton on it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Life is compromised, babe, and I'm proud of you. Thank you. So Paris Hilton was lucky to be at Selena Gomez's wedding, then. If it was a list... Just like Ash. Was lucky to have me at Buddy's birthday. It loans and three on the edge of just bang on her past date. And speaking of, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Coming up next, Ash has a story of what went down at her son's birthday party. Dan was here. I heard you were the only adult lining. up for cake with the kids. I had two slices. Clayless Swift Style, her new album, The Life of a Showgirl, is coming very, very soon. And so this Thursday, we are going to be hosting quiz nights around the country,
Starting point is 01:14:15 Auckland Sweat Shop, Brew Kitchen, Wellington, Southern Cross Garden Bar and Cross Church the Loth Bar. Three of us will be there. And the table with the high school wins a thousand bucks cash, so you can register online at the edge.rover.orgia. I hear there's some Taylor Swift finals floating around as well. Very hard to get your hands on. Yeah, that'll be sold.
Starting point is 01:14:31 out on release. Definitely. Of course they will. Are you ready for the intro? I'll show around, baby. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. Come on.
Starting point is 01:14:45 You would cry too if it happened to you. On 33443, we are asking the question, who cried at the party? Or you can give us a call, 0800, The Edge. I had my four-year-old son's buddies party on the weekend. We had it at Kiwi Belli Farm. Shout out to you live. Legends, a great time.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Hashtag Spawn. It wasn't hashtag Spawn, I paid for all the guests. We googled how much it costs to have a party there because maybe we'll do it for our sons. All I'll say is... It was not expensive. It's all going well at the London House. All coming up, Aces.
Starting point is 01:15:17 It's like $10 an adult and cheaper and cheaper. It's fine. $10. A bit more than that. Each adult. So it's this thing like you go and you get to pat the animals and ride the horses, ride on a tractor. And you do all the activities first,
Starting point is 01:15:30 and then you have your hand washing. and then you come into the barn. So just to confirm, though, we will wash the hands and sanitise. Do we bring our own or do you have sanitised? Because I wanted to have the food first because of that and they said, no, it's much better if you let the kids tie them out,
Starting point is 01:15:47 having all their fun and they'll sit and eat. Just so if you do go, no adults on the horses. Yeah, they're more ponies. It goes like 20 metres in a circle. It's like a pony, isn't it? So Buddy got a cake and he's really excited for his cake. Obviously, we don't have a lot of sweets in the house, and he knew that he was getting cake.
Starting point is 01:16:03 So, but he cried when he woke up in the morning, and he realized he didn't get his birthday cake in the morning. He cried on the way to the party because he couldn't have his cake in the party. And then as soon as we arrived at the farm, he said, where's my cake? And I said, you have to wait till your friends get here. And then when his friends got here,
Starting point is 01:16:15 he cried again because he wanted his cake. And he really, like, if I'm perfectly honest, he mildly tolerated the activities and all the fun. Wouldn't get on a horse. Wouldn't really feed the animals. Because I could see his little brave, I just want my freaking cake woman. So what if he just had a little piece?
Starting point is 01:16:30 I should have. I should have just given him some freaking cake. Yeah. It's the principal now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he, and I was devastated because I really wanted him to have a fun time and I didn't want to be him to be that kid who was crying at his own birthday party.
Starting point is 01:16:42 The cake was good. I queued up first for the cake in front of all the kids. And one of the moms had to be like, let's have the kids go. Dan's okay, mate. I've been queuing for this. So, and other parents told me it is a ride of passage for your kid to cry at their party at least once. But then I thought about it.
Starting point is 01:17:00 I was like this so often happens at adult parties. Breakups, fights, or weddings, when the groom gets the, you see some on the Instagram, where the groom gets the cake in his hand and shoams it in the... I mean, that's the ultimate having a wedding cry, especially if you're the bride or groom. Oh, please. I don't know many brides, I mean, I guess maybe because of my wife's a hair a makeup artist, but I don't know many brides that would love cake in their face. No one would love it.
Starting point is 01:17:27 And we're not talking about happy tears. No happy tears. Oh, yeah. boring we want drama we want devastation we want fights we want falling off a tree branch while you're having your wedding photos and crying because you have a you know like that's on you if you climbed a tree to get a photo about it seems like a weird thing to do for a ride maybe it was a 21st wow you know oh i've got a funny one about a speech that went a ride my friend shazz is 21st and she cried because of that and she hasn't spoken to cases
Starting point is 01:17:56 We'll take tears from a Babitzvah. Bar mitzvah. Bar mitzvah. Bar mitzvah. You haven't been to one, have you. Who cried at the party, guys? You can have it to be a party, you can cry, I guess. Absolutely, you can.
Starting point is 01:18:09 One of my friends back at her 21st, which is 17 years ago, her uni friends made a speech in front of her, like, Greek, whole Greek family, Greek grandparents, detailing, like, pretty much every person she had slept with, and then presented her with an adult toy in front of everybody. She cried and has not spoken to them since the party. Oh, gosh. They're close enough to do a speech at her 21st.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Never spoke again. The lover of cringe in me, though, finds that sort of stuff delicious. If I'm in a wedding and there's an awkward speech. That's different. It's like those guys are married at first sight, and I don't know if the producer gives them a bonus or something to make sure their speech is horrific. 21st speeches at weddings, no.
Starting point is 01:18:49 21st speech at a 21st, yeah. Like a cringe one? Like a mean one, you mean. Friends should know where the line is. They're not ribbing. You can't be ribbing people at the wedding. Not, never. Unacceptable.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Just keep it loving. I was at a wedding and the bride cried over the best man's speech. Because it was so upsetting. He was just so honest about the husband. Yeah. That she was like, I didn't know any of this. And she, like, it wasn't public. She went, disappeared for a while and everybody found that she was in the bathroom
Starting point is 01:19:17 crying about how much was let out. Here's another one from Anon. I cried on my wedding day because my parents had done this amazing speech. and then my in-laws hadn't even organized one. Oh, we're on. Do we need voices, guys? Okay, all right. We'll see if we can get in mind and find out.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Okay, there we go. She's anonymous. Good morning, anonymous. Hello, good morning. So did someone, did no one tell the in-laws they had to make a speech, or did they know and just didn't get organized? Well, my parents had said to them, oh, yeah, we've done something, but it's not, like, you know, they've just done a little speech,
Starting point is 01:19:53 But then my in-laws kind of just guess they were, like, just, I don't know, stand up there and say something. And then they got up and out, it was like, okay, that was, no. Where did you go to cry or did you just cry there on the bridal table? No, no, so it was like during one, like, we're on the dance floor. And I, yeah, just went out the back of the place where we were. were getting married and I had a cry. Oh, poor thing. I mean, you want your in-laws to like here, right?
Starting point is 01:20:29 Of course. And I guess they probably did, but they just weren't good at speaking. Are you still on speaking terms with them anonymous? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, we have our days. But, yeah. As with most relationships. I love jazz's texts are saying.
Starting point is 01:20:42 I cried at a party over the weekend. It was just a barbecue. There were just too many adults there. What are you seven? No, but I get it. She grabbed her free. Sometimes I'm like that. you grab your friend and you're like, let's get out here,
Starting point is 01:20:55 and you've got to escape all the grown-ups and just be like, have a bitch about people. It's overwhelming. You're like, there's too many. Yes. A lot of in-laws at parties coming through in the text machine of like what we were getting from anonymous there, saying stuff, you know, in speeches or whether it's not even in a speech,
Starting point is 01:21:10 they've just said the wrong thing. Yes, we got something that cried on Saturday night where they were still out at a party when they realized that they'd gotten too drunk and then they were going to have been hung over at work the next day. And you know what? Probably led into their... that anxiety is because Saturday night you lost an hour as well because of daylight saving.
Starting point is 01:21:27 So if you're out at two, then you realise it's actually three. Oh, you've got to be up in five hours. Idiot, idiot. And a lot of people crying on the I Love You Bro, Herwood R&V. Yeah. But hey, it's your party and you get cry if you want to. You can't bloody do it. Yeah.
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