The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Interrupted mid Fffffff
Episode Date: October 27, 2025Classic AI written poddy description here... In this episode of The Clint, Meghan, Dan Podcast, the trio kicks off with humorous anecdotes about sending risky texts and then dive into various segments..., including their morning show banter, a thrilling 'Gen Z Quiz,' and intense celebrity rankings debates. There's a heartwarming interview with the director and a crew member of the new film 'Pike River,' addressing the profound impact of the Pike River tragedy. The show wraps up with a new game segment and lively discussions about celebrity relationships and good news stories. Join Clint, Meghan, Dan, and Ash for a rollercoaster of laughs, debates, and heartfelt moments. 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast00:40 Morning Banter and Weekly Plans01:02 Earrings and Spiritual Powers02:41 Music Talk: JLo, Pitbull, and Lorde06:05 Party Stories and Parenting09:06 First Call of the Day10:10 Splashbacks and Home Renovations29:21 Weekend Wins and Orca Sightings37:31 Gen Z Quiz with Bella39:22 Trivia Challenge: Buffy the Vampire Slayer40:23 Trivia Challenge: Home Alone41:22 Trivia Challenge: Barney the Dinosaur41:58 Love Island Australia Interview46:32 Hit the Spot Game54:25 Easy Money Quiz56:15 Pike River Disaster Discussion01:02:51 Good News Segment01:07:12 A-List Celebrity Debate01:17:59 Celebrity Couples Gossip
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This is a podcast from Rover.
If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room,
you'll fit right in here.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Yo, turn the sound up.
Love music.
Love music.
Jara's the five.
Look like Clint to the den and I make where that's London.
Clint.
to the Dan and no Meg.
Come on, Ash, pull it together.
Clint to the Dan
and the Meg
with a London.
Drop the bass.
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live.
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Good morning, 6 o'clock.
Tuesday already.
Morena, beautiful humans.
Oh, short week.
What a week.
Yeah, I think it takes
maybe to Wednesday
before it feels like a regular-sized week.
And it's an extra short week for me
because I'm off Friday.
I'm glad of Ricky Martin,
so Meg's going to be
filling in for me. I've got three-day work week.
And this is the day, Clint, as well, that Ash started putting in an effort with us.
She's wearing earrings today.
Have you even worn earrings before? I've never noticed.
No, because of the headphones.
And this is going to sound bad. I always wore diamond studs.
And then a couple months ago, I lost the backing of one.
And I took it to the shops and they're like, oh, they're platinum.
And we have to take the diamonds and get you a new backing.
And I'm not leaving my diamonds at some rando jewel or I don't know.
you might replace.
I don't know Michael Hill.
Well, like, legit.
They're like, for my mom, real expensive.
So that's the long story as a white-out wear earrings.
Well, they look fabulous on you.
They're, like, hand in a moon.
They look like as something a, like, future reader would wear, you know?
Yeah.
Be honest.
Do you think I should, like, start to harness my spiritual powers
and become a mind reader or, like, Tara reader?
Honest, answer?
If I was your husband, I'd say no, but as a friend, I'd say, yes.
What's a difference?
Embarrassing and fun.
Your husband doesn't.
want his wife to be known as the Woo-Wu-Taro reading
Mendelist?
Yeah, what's the difference between your husband and us?
Well, I don't suck your dick.
Oh, goodness me.
I wasn't going to say it.
I mean, you said it.
It's six a year.
No, no.
Yeah.
Only the cool people is, hey, Sanjay.
Sorry, Sanjay in Maryland.
He's trying to watch the sunrise for on Sunday.
He's like, oh, bloody out.
You're getting a text.
Yeah.
Got a text.
Oh, dear.
Make you naughty
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Tuesday morning
Thanks for joining us nice and early
Oh yes, we know you have a choice
Yep
That's what all those other buttons are for
On your radio
Don't tell them about them Clint
Yeah
All right, us versus the playlist
6am throwback J-Lo and Pitball in the mix
Tough to beat I reckon
I don't like that song
Oh yeah J-Lo and Pitball
She's got so many great songs
And he's got so many great songs
Like for her
I'd prefer luck
Booty with Iggy Azalia?
Big, big booty
Was she got a big booty?
No, I was going to say one of the classics.
Like, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Black.
That is a classic.
Have you seen the music video to this like?
I can imagine.
I'm sure you can tell me all about it.
Jado has her bottom, her ass,
insured for $1.7 million.
Actually, there's not just a rumor.
Yeah.
He really is.
But I don't know how she, I've never heard of anyone losing ass.
How would you claim?
Like, what has happened to your ass for you to be able to claim that?
I guess a shark could eat her ass or something, you know, like,
or she could be swimming or she could lose it or something.
I don't know, but there must be a way.
I could take your J-Lo, raise you a bit of Lord,
because in 2013, Ashley, Lord started a long run at number one with the song.
And the whole world seemed to cover it, eh?
Yeah.
Anyone who was a musician covered the song.
Yeah.
This is life-changing for Lord.
I heard she earns this song
She could retire on the royalties from it
I saw Joel Little, the Kiwi who produced it
posted on his Instagram yesterday
All the songs have got plaques from Spotify
For all of these songs
They've gotten over a billion streams
And this of course was one of them
Yeah, it'd be up there
I'd say it's probably his top song
Another person, 2007
You may remember Leona Lewis
The song?
Could have played this few last week age
So she won X Factor in 2007
and the song went to number one
on this day in 2007.
What are you talking about?
Didn't you have your thing last week?
Are you actually that?
I mean, hello.
I can't sit here and complain about people being rude
after the...
Can't believe I said that last break
and I really do apologise everybody.
We got a lot of texts about that being like kids in the cast.
I'm sorry.
If you missed it, then you missed it.
I shouldn't say that.
I'm just spiraling over it, guys.
It's really, I'm so sorry, I love you, I hope you can forgive me.
Don't spiral.
Most people think, oh, funny, funny, funny.
Anyway, but then he's talking about bleeding love.
It's all kind of life, isn't it?
Who would have thought that I was the cleanest guy on the show?
And Frank Ocean's got a birthday today.
Yeah.
He's older than I thought.
He's born in 1987.
Makes checks out, my age.
39.
Look, my, oh gosh, royals, bleeding, love lost.
I love them all.
An Afro man
It's his birthday today
We can't be playing afro man
We've done enough this morning
I think we played it once
It's a six-endropic
And then halfway through it
We're all like yeah
We should have done man
Alright so what do you think
I reckon Frank Ocean to be honest
Oh if we can't
Love to play that song
Frank Ocean's gonna take over
Jaylo and Pitbull So team
I think that'd be okay with that J-Lo and Pippoor
Yeah
You're gonna?
In Australia at the moment touring
Is he?
Is he?
I'd love to go see
Pitball for us here in New Zealand
There's just women all over the city
going to the gig in suits and bald caps.
All right, there is your sixth-am throwback on the...
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
The ocean lost on the edge just gone team past six.
It is your sixth-am throwback on the edge.
Oh, and that's not supposed to happen.
It's okay.
It's okay.
So on the weekend, Meg had Daisy's fourth birthday party
and Buddy and I went along
and Georgie and Hannah and Dan were there as well.
What a day it was.
It was gorgeous.
And Daisy's such a sweetheart, such a sweet girl.
And I went so long.
And it'd been a long night, as Clinton mentioned, it was that time of the month.
So I was just feeling emotional and just a bit done with everything.
And I thought, you know what?
If I'm going to go to a kids party today at 11 o'clock, I might just bring a coconut margarita on my handbag.
So I put one in and then I thought, you know what?
What, like in a can?
Can.
Oh, okay.
The Alba coconut margaritas.
Oh, yeah.
A chef's kiss.
Delicious.
So we get there, having a lovely time.
And it was kind of a playground that was further around the corner where Buddy wanted to
go. So I thought, oh, now's my chance. Not too many people
watching. I'm supposed to be the one that drinks too much
on the show. I'm starting to get worried. Just take
margarine to a kid's birthday party in the middle of the day. I will say this
though, kids' birthday parties are a lot.
I kind of wish I'd brought something and I'm not a drinker.
So I sat there, drank my drink. I was loving love
just sitting under a tree watching buddy play.
And then about an hour later, and I didn't know many people, but
everyone's lovely. Everyone was lovely. They're like, who's the drunk
chicken to the tree? No, I did. I did. It had one
Just comb it out.
Whose parent is she?
The new trick with the tequila.
She's like finishing one can and like crashing it out of my hand and shucking it.
Except if I'm yelling at all the kids down there.
Yeah, because the rumours is just throwing the cans into the lake.
Oh, well, I was driving, so I was very responsible.
I had my one drink.
An hour later, time to cut the cake and no one can find matches or anything.
So everyone's looking, everyone's looking at.
And this guy that I've never met in my life, leans over and he goes,
I would have thought.
to bringing booze to her kids' birthday party
and have a lighter in her bag.
Yeah, get her.
Got her.
And I was like, yeah, not wrong, brother.
Oh, no, don't smoke.
But yes, I did.
Say, who get you soggy?
Say, I can light her with these two sticks
of them rubbing to get it passed enough.
I don't love an alcohol.
Come on, let's go.
This kid's like, you're not my mom.
What a legend.
This guy doesn't know me.
He's like, that's a funny joke to make this one you've never met before.
God was funny.
I was like, you're good on him.
It takes one to know one for him to see an Albuqueran and know that's tequila.
Like, yeah, he knows.
Was it Chris Meg's brother?
He's funny.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Whoever it was, thank you, sir, for making me laugh on a Saturday.
How did they get the cakelet?
I found matches.
Oh, did you?
Went in the bottom in your handbag?
Just behind my ear.
So if anybody wants to margie, by the way, I've got plenty.
I did bring one extra in case you wonder what it.
Then I thought, oh, Hannah would never let him.
You don't know.
First call of the day next.
She went under the edge.
She definitely wouldn't it.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
First call of the day.
First call of the day.
Oh, he's quick this morning.
Morning, guys.
How's it going?
Good a mate.
Should we call you Bub?
Hey, Bub.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm the youngest of six kids, so they call me Bub.
It's so nice.
It must be really cool around Christmas time
when you get together with all the siblings and then their kids.
Oh, there's so many Christmas events around that time.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Do you have to buy presents for a lot of people of your family?
Do they keep it pretty low-key?
You go secret Santa for that one, yeah, surely.
We basically just buy for the kids now.
Oh, yeah.
A couple presents for all the kids, the nieces and nephews, and that's about it.
I still want presents as an adult.
You know how they say, oh, you grow out of, I know.
Get me a gift.
Yeah, but you also have like two remote control cars.
Yeah, I know, but I'd have you happy with three.
I said, what do you get the guy that's already got everything?
Remote control plane, that's what I'm pitching for at the moment.
Henderson, we haven't got enough space.
Pisses me off.
Like a drone.
No, like a plane.
Anyway, enough about me.
Paul, you do it, you install splashbacks?
Yes, yes, I do.
Kitchen, bathrooms, laundries.
How often do you want some glass?
How often do you have to peel?
them off after the customer
changes their mind. There's so many options.
More often than not, to be
honest. I've done quite a few removals of
splashbacks that I have installed.
But then you'd probably charge extra, right?
You'd be like, well, you wanted it, so there's another
extra charge to peel off. Oh, yeah.
We do, we charge for removal.
What do you do with the splashback once it's
removed? Can you then resell it
for, like, as like a return or
what happens?
It depends. If it comes off cleanly,
we can reuse them as temporary
splashbacks for Code of Compliance
but we can't really resell them
because they often get scratched when we pull them off.
Oh gosh, that's so annoying.
Yeah, no one's a scratch splashback.
No way.
Nothing worse.
Yeah.
There's just so many decisions when you're doing renovations
whether it be a bathroom or kitchen.
And I guess a splashback is just such a visual piece
that if you get it wrong, it'd just drive you mental.
I could never choose.
Wait, what's your splashback at your house pool?
Oh, he'd have a Mac daddy one, surely.
No, I actually have tied.
I live in a rental.
Oh, fair enough.
Okay.
Yeah, fair enough.
Well, final question, what's the most common splashback colour?
It would have to be like a resin black white.
Okay.
Just plain white.
Yeah, black white would just far more white than it is black.
But yeah, it's a strange one to call a white, isn't it?
Really?
Does that mean like really white?
There's no warmth in it?
No.
Yeah, well, like, but you can paint your like white walls black white.
It was so strange.
There's like so many whites when you start doing renovations.
Oh my gosh.
There'll be something like, ten.
white's and you're like, cool.
More.
Once I had to choose white for the painter
and he texted me, he said, what color do you want?
I said, white, can you just choose?
He said, absolutely not.
Go off to Bunnings and I went to Bunnings.
I nearly had a mental breakdown at the whites.
What's funny?
Producer Carl wanted to know
if I wanted a song.
So he goes, what's that splash bat song?
And I was like, splash back.
So he goes, like tap that, splashback.
And I was at ACON.
He's trying to pitch his joke to both me and you,
because I pretended I didn't hear it
because it was such a crap gag.
Okay, so Paul, our producer Carl wants to pitch a jingle to you.
Okay?
Hey, Paul, I got an idea, mate.
So maybe you could have a, you could have like a radio ad or something
and it could go, splash back all on the floor.
Not on the floor.
Not on the floor, not on the wall, that's good, Clint.
Flashback on the wall.
Thoughts, Paul?
I mean, yeah, we'll go back to drawing board and figure it out.
Your people will talk to his people.
Good on you.
Very diplomatic, Paul.
Yeah, if in doubt, you just go alabaster.
Yeah.
Everyone does the ad alabaster.
Of course.
All right, Paul, hold there, bro.
We'll send you a voucher to go spend in the store at Zed for your troubles.
Thanks, man.
Have a great risk to your Tuesday.
See you.
No worries.
What a lovely guy.
Tase's new ultimate pie, pork belly, apple, and whole grain mustard pie.
Oh, say that again?
Pork belly, apple and whole grain mustard.
It's delicious as well.
They just keep mixing it up, man.
Just what you think they've done all the flavors.
I'm looking at my.
bean salad that I brought for breakfast and thinking
made the wrong decision then.
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Coming up next, a show that you should
be watching. I'm watching it at the moment,
probably the best TV show
I've seen in 10 years.
It's so addictive. It's so addictive.
Oh my God, way, way better.
The Kardashians suck compared to this.
Clint Megan Dan.
Gossip and entertainment.
Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal's all
thanks to Brocka. I need energy.
Barocca supports energy needs every day
actually all three of us had ours this
morning. Delicious as well.
Not only does it give you energy, Clint, but it
makes you enjoy
the drink. You know? Because sometimes you can't
have both. Yeah, true. There's a TV
show I'm watching at the moment, Ash, and I reckon that you
and Clint will love it.
Traders, UK's... Oh, I have seen this on Instagram.
The Celebrity Edition. Now, we've had a couple
seasons of Traders in New Zealand. There was a celebrity
mixed with Normies.
That's weird. Yeah, and then there was...
Yeah, and then there was just a normal people one,
which I actually preferred the normal person one.
Paul Henry back hosting a day.
Yeah, and I wonder if they're going to do another one in New Zealand
because this current one in the UK.
Oh, actually, sorry, Paul Henry, I don't think he's doing traders anymore
because I think he was a trader and left, and now he's doing the chase.
Yeah.
And the chase is a different TV network in New Zealand, so you can't work for both.
Oh, true.
But the chase has been more money because there's so many more episodes.
So the chase, I guess, is TV1, traders are TV3.
So they'll be looking for a new host if they don't trade.
A bit of an opening.
Not sexy enough for him.
He's like, can I take my top off when I'm hosting?
No, I'm busy.
Yeah, but this one in the UK is incredible.
I mean, the cast is really good as well.
So it's got Sir Stephen Frye, who you may have seen.
He's like a national treasure in the UK.
Alan Carr, chatty man.
He's the gay talk show host.
Incredibly camp.
It's so funny.
God, he's funny.
It is so funny.
And like a whole other plethora of UK celebrities.
And, man, the backstabbing and, man.
the backstabbing and the...
It's just so good because everybody
just goes in.
Yeah. And so...
I reckon we'd all be pretty bad at that.
Maybe you'd be okay, Clint.
I'd be horrible at that.
So the premise is that there's about 15 to 20
celebrities in this house and that's set
in this castle. Three of them
are selected secretly and
become traitors. And it's their job.
No one else knows who the traders are except
for the three traders. And it's their job to
murder or vote off
people daily. And so no one
knows who's doing the voting off, except the people that are doing it.
And so there's this dynamic of drama, people like trying to guess who the traitors are.
So only the traders vote?
No, but then there is other eliminations as well where everybody votes off, but then there's murders each day.
But I guess if I was a traitor, I would try to convince you I'm not.
And then I'd be like, I think it's Dan.
So now I'm convincing you to vote Dan.
And I'm getting other people to move their votes in a way that I want them to because I know what's going on.
When the traitors vote
Do the traders know who the other traders are?
When the traitors, yes.
So the traders know who each other are.
Yes, they get together.
So it's the scheming, the acting is just so, so good.
Take a listen.
Maybe I have got a dark side.
I'm here to win.
I don't know what beasts lie within me.
I'm going to fight until the death.
I have selected my traitors.
Tomorrow the killing spree begins.
This is the celebrity traitors.
Do yourself a favour.
watch it's on three now on TV so it's free to watch
journey to streaming service and celebrities in the UK are desperate
to be on this show yeah it's it's so famous and so well loved
the fact that they've got Stephen Fry and Alan Card doing a reality TV show
is indicative of how great this show is like my friends that live in the UK
and some of my favourite podcasters in the UK they froth over this year
yeah what's the prize money well I think they win the prize money so it goes up
each week so you don't know exactly how much but I think they're currently
I'm like six eps in and it's a like
like 50 grand, UK.
And it goes to charity.
50,000 pounds.
No, I don't, I think they win it.
Oh, jeez, I love that.
That's so good.
Maybe that's how they're convinced the celebrities to go on there
because they're like, yeah, I still love money.
Like, if I win, I still want the 100 grand.
And you'd think that they'd get paid pretty good money to be there anyway.
And you wouldn't pay tax on, you don't pay tax on prize money, do you?
No.
Well, in America, you do.
Well, this is UK.
UK, no?
Yeah.
Because I know in Survivor, if they're making a million bucks,
I've read that by the time they take all the taxes out, they get just shy of 600 grand.
Imagine losing almost half of it
You know what I say
You never allowed to complain about paying too much
Taxes because it means you're earning too much money
Yeah
And we get it, the good thing is as well
I think we get at the same time as the UK
So there's no spoilers
Because you know how sometimes just the sort of stuff
Get Spoiled online
So I think we get it the day after the UK
So it's really up to it
And how do I watch it?
Okay, I think I've got that
Worth a watch
Hey coming up 8 o'clock this morning
Our AMA
Ask Me Anything with
Rob, the director of Pike River
the new movie that's going to be out
in two days' time
and also Rowdy
and Rowdy actually lost his son and his crew
in the mine. Rowdy was off on annual leave
at the time. Take a listen.
Rowdy dressed up in the Pike River gear
same gear he wore 15 years ago
and we walked into
an abandoned train tunnel
and Rowdy lay in the dirt
like I hate to say it
like his son is to be photographed
to represent those men.
My goodness me.
Yep, I did.
Yeah, so that chat coming up after 8 o'clock,
they had to sort of recreate some of the images
for sensitivity reasons and just rowdy.
What a...
Dude.
Yeah.
Great movie as well if you get a chance to see it.
Really, really good film.
It's time to get naughty at 640.
Very naughty, actually.
Uh-oh.
It was an eventful weekend, guys, in the wee household.
Come on.
So, it all started on Sunday afternoon.
My elderly neighbor, he's a lovely man.
He came over and asked if he could borrow some tools of mine.
You knocked on the wrong door.
He saw Dan and said that guy looks man-old.
Dan's the only tool here, mate, is me.
I know, it sounds unbelievable.
But I did.
So he's seen me working on my remote control car outside.
There is. There is.
So Dan has a screwdriver set.
How did you know?
And so he came over to borrow my screwdriver set and socket set, okay?
And I said, just bring it back.
we're around all day, bring it back when you finish.
He was like, happy day.
So then Dan can keep working on the house later.
Otherwise, who's going to finish the deck?
And it was one of those days where we didn't have much on.
So Hannah and I put George to bed and he sleeps for two hours in the middle of the day.
What can I just say?
It's a Sunday afternoon.
Your small child's down for two hours.
You've got nothing else.
There's only one thing I'm doing in my household.
I know you would be the same.
Now, the problem is at our house,
If you've ever been to my house, you know that our bedroom is right next to George's.
So we can't have any afternoon delight while he's down.
Otherwise, he'll wake up in our room.
How loud are you? Can't you do it close?
Oh, Clint, you don't know.
I can guess.
And so I, one thing led to another.
We're sitting on the couch and I was like, should we?
And we got a little bit passionate.
We sort of removed clothes.
Nice.
Into where the bathroom is the furthest room away from.
The bathroom?
All those hold cart.
Hold card. Cold hard surfaces.
No, but we're not laying or anything.
It's just a, you know,
wham-bam, thank you ma'am type situation.
That's what the girl's like.
And it was a passionate moment, okay?
I'm not judging, I'm just trying to figure out in my head.
And so we'd sort of like gone from the lounge to the bathroom.
Did you carry her?
No, there was a bit of bashing, removing clothes.
She carried him, probably.
Can't let me, boy.
Yeah, so a removal of clothes was sort of moving,
and we got to the bathroom.
By that time, we were,
naked.
Nice.
Okay.
So we're in the middle
of the act.
Okay.
You don't need to
simulate it
physically in front of me.
We know what that looks like.
We know how it goes then.
We had our own children.
We were like two or three minutes in,
okay, almost there.
And there was a
at the door from the elderly neighbor.
Now the situation is that we'd
removed all our clothes on the way there.
The bathroom is right next to the doorway.
And the door was at a jar almost
because we were a home during the day.
So our neighbor,
and I've said to him, we're home all day.
So he knows we're there.
Hannah and I literally a metre away from where he's standing at the doorway.
I had to stop.
Again, you didn't have to physically simulate it in front of me.
And so we were so, Hannah was like, just be going.
And so we stood there where I'm, she's there, still in a position.
I'm there, still in position.
Don't look at me when you say it.
Like the most horrible situation for any adult.
Apart from being caught sitting down in the toilet,
is being caught
with your lover
while our elderly neighbour
Daytime full light
And he knows he's there
So we're locked
Unless he has a key
I'm not stopping
But he knows me there
Our cars are there
He knows we're there
So he knocks again
Oh gosh
Nothing
And also he's going to start
Waking George up soon
With a knocking
Then piss me off
I've gone completely down
Okay
Hannah's like
Stay there
And so we had to stay there
For like two minutes
Just still
Actually almost twice
As long as the actual act
Here
You could have just
Just leave it at the door
I'm just busy
I didn't say the word
Not a word
And so he came back later on
He was like oh you must have been out
And I was like I definitely was out
Definitely was out
Yeah
I've slipped out
I've never been caught in the act before
That's the first time I've ever been
Well technically you didn't catch you
You ever see
It does feel so naughty
Even there's nothing naughty about what you're doing
When you're interrupted or caught
I don't know
It does make you feel like a naughty naughty
And he would have seen through the window
As well all our clothes
Like lined from the lounge
Down to the thing
I happen to clip once when he came home
home and his parents' clothes were everywhere.
He's like, well, mum's gone to washing.
Mum's taken the washing
and just dropped a whole lot of it out of the washing basket.
I reckon there have got a very fruitful marriage, the randals.
You hear mum and dad giggling upstairs.
It's so nice.
With old beegeys still blaring full glass.
The Massachusetts.
Oh, what a sad song to do that too.
What was the interruption?
Yeah.
Is that we all?
Yeah, who interrupted you?
What was the situation?
why, what, we're, when and how.
Okay.
Because I'm still, we still have been caught by buddy.
That's my nightmare.
He's the day that he inevitably walks in and goes,
what's going on?
What are you going to say?
We're having a hug.
What else do you just say we're having a hug?
Yeah, you're looking for something.
Just got out of the shower.
Just looking for something.
When a man comes to him.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Sometimes there is too much that it's set off here.
I'm like, save it, Dan, save it.
We're doing a radio show.
Don't waste the good gear off here while the songs are playing?
But I'm not, this is not for on ear.
It's just, I would just,
I would just ask Clint, how long do you have to wipe a child's ass before, you know, how old do they get?
So dumb with it.
And I was like, well, the quicker you teach him, the less time you're going to be doing it for.
And he goes, I remember mum's still doing mine when I was seven.
Oh, gosh.
Not every day.
Just when I hadn't, like, done it properly.
The other day, I think I told this off air, but Adrian was putting a buddy on the toilet.
And I just, he said you to a pooled candy today.
And but he goes, yeah.
And I thought, it's weird
that then Adrian walks out
and just like holds up his undies
and it was like a three-inch skinny mark.
Like he had not even attempted
to wipe and he just put his undies back on.
There's a little fine line between
a skid mark and just shud.
Four-noughty-six-40.
Dan was talking about how he was interrupted
in the throes of passion over the weekend by his neighbour.
And we were taking your text
and when you were caught in the act
and this person
which sort of, I guess, instigated Dan
chat said, my son always walks in on my husband and I in the shower.
It's usually because he wants to poop and have his butt wiped.
And he gets upset when we yell at him to say, give us a minute!
I feel like if your kids are old enough to come and ask for it to be wiped, they're old enough to do it themselves.
Yeah.
It's probably true, yeah.
But if it comes to those things where like, especially with whee's and poos, your body learns like cues.
So that kid is now learned when he hears a shower, his body's like, oh, need to poo.
And that's what's happening now.
He's like, oh, I'm down to the shower and his body just just like, knock, knock.
I do remember as a kid vividly, like going on the, sitting on the toilet and then yelling,
Mom, I'm finished.
God, the buddy makes me sit there with him every minute of the poo,
because that's when he gets all of his, like, big life questions.
And this weekend on the toilet, he was asking me where I poo from.
And we had to have the whole, he thought he pooed out of his penis, which was, I was like, come on, buddy.
Come on, you're a smart kid.
Well, clearly.
I think you need some education on some bits.
Yeah.
You've left the chat too late there, I think, Ash.
All right, easy money, your chance to win a thousand bucks.
Like Nick did, actually, just the other week.
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Yeah, Nick won a thousand bucks.
Caitlin won 10 grand last week.
We get so excited.
It's like we're winning it.
Yeah.
Can you pass me a pen, please?
Dan, because I'm going to go from my questions.
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first cap off the rank is tyler this morning morning tyler morning how's christ church this
morning yes i am yeah good is it cold where you are been a bit windy lately my love
yes very windy last night and it's raining this morning but yeah it could be worth not do bad
While we're here, I went down to the riverside, whatever it's called,
Christ did it a couple weeks ago.
And there is a stall that do slow-cooked meat.
And they do this mashed potato and then on top of the mashed potato.
Yes, that's it.
And they do a brisket with gravy.
Delicious.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, my favourite.
So good.
I'm glad we agree on this.
Okay.
This morning, Tyler, your letter is N.
N for never, never.
LM in.
L-M-N, no P.
Yes, I was really struggling there, Clinton.
Thank you so much.
All right, you can pass.
Abner, repeated answers.
Your time will start at the end of Ash asking you your first question.
Good luck.
Beginning with N-Tilah.
Can I please have a girl's name?
Nile.
A number.
Nine.
A place in New Zealand.
Napier.
A hot food.
Noodles.
A TV show.
Um...
Narnia.
Something you read.
Newspaper.
A five-letter word.
Never.
Something kids play with.
Uh, um...
Time.
Could have done Nintendo.
Nerve guns.
You're fantastic, my love.
There was a question mark around Narnia.
I don't think there was a TV show called Narnia.
No, there's a movie.
I had a question mark on it, but I don't.
Otherwise, you had six, maybe a possible seven out of ten.
We just needed a little more pace from you this morning, Tyler.
Yes, yes, it's early, it's early.
Thank you.
It was a good effort for a Tuesday that feels like a Monday.
Yeah.
You have a wonderful day.
Kick some ass today, Tyler.
Clint Megan's and stinky boo.
Who won the long weekend?
Who had a bloody great long weekend?
I mean, if you had all three days off, that's winning in itself, isn't it?
Yeah, and also, I mean, let's be honest.
If your family's healthy,
And you're having time together.
That's a win of a long weekend.
Oh, that's a very peacey answer.
But good on you, Ash.
Well, it's true.
I gave my husband a lecture about that yesterday.
He bitched.
And I was like, excuse you, look around this beautiful home we live in.
Look at your healthy.
Well, who is sick at the moment?
But, you know, like, you know.
You're a sick child.
Karma.
Yeah.
I took the kids out bowling.
They wanted to do that in the weekend.
They had the lanes, like those little side bumper things up.
And I didn't.
Smoke them both games.
Come on.
Yeah.
And my wife's like, well, you didn't let them.
the way and I was like, no, because there's a fine line
between letting your kids win so that
they feel good, but then them also thinking
my dad sucks. Like, I'm
eight and I'm better than him, you know?
That is such a good point. I'm like, no, your dad
is, your dad beat you
without the bumper side things up, mate.
And when you do beat me, you'll know you deserve it.
And there are certain games, though, that kids will
always win, like any of those
memory games, but he smokes us.
I've got no memory because my brain's cooked.
But he's like, he will remember
everything. Like, if I tell him he can have a
Marshmallow next Tuesday at 5pm.
Tuesday at 5pm.
Where's my marshmallow?
He's good with the memory games.
But then I got in trouble because I did a little bit of influencing under the influence.
Friends of ours that live across the road from Mum and Dad,
and they've got a place up north.
And it's near this marina.
I've heard once before.
Near a marina.
Yeah, Mom and Dad have...
Someone's winning the long weekend.
Cashed up and retired.
Orca whales have been known to come into the marina
and then they chase the stingrays up the bank
and eat them. They eat stingrays.
Yeah, that's their main thing.
Yeah.
And so Kirstie ended up taking some videos
and putting them on the group chat
going, oh, you guys lucked out,
you should have been up here this weekend.
I thought you posted that like you saw it.
Here I am thinking you're swimming with the...
I thought they were dolphins.
What, did you read, eat some oil nachos from someone else?
It's so...
Here's where I got in trouble.
So she said send them to me and goes
You should have been up here
And the joke was years ago
She gave
She showed me some videos
When mum and dad had just moved up there
So I posted them
And everyone thought I saw them
Anyway I got in trouble
I thought you saw them again
So I was drinking
And when she sent them to me
He goes
Oh here Clint
Here some
Some videos of the orcas coming in
That you can pretend you saw again
Ha ha
And I was like
Oh that's a good idea
And she'd tag me
So I did.
I just re-shed the story that she tagged in.
And then I stretched out the video so you couldn't see her name at the top,
so you didn't know it was in a video.
She's done that before.
Screen recorded the rest of her story.
Oh, wow.
We've gone really taken it to the next level.
I know.
I was a few bears deep.
And I was like, ha-ha.
And I was like, oh, so great to see these beautiful creatures again.
And then...
What an asshole.
It's a specific...
I forgot I did it.
Small audience.
I was actually only a joke against Kirstie because I was stealing...
Yeah.
But then I woke up.
And my...
DMs were flooded with people being like,
that's so incredible, this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing
that you got to experience.
I can't believe how close you are.
I would have poop my pants if I was anywhere near them,
near that close.
Like so many DMs, I was like, oh, damn, I forgot I did that.
And everyone thinks I saw Orca Whales over the weekend.
I didn't.
I've never seen them.
They would have pooed their pants around at all.
That was what Brayden used to work here.
Yeah, classic poo pants.
Pooh pants.
Pooh pants, that's what they call them.
So people think I won the long weekend, but I really didn't.
I just had friends that did.
You're good on them.
That's the second time he's done that, though, as well.
What a sad little man.
I think we've got someone on the line
that actually maybe smokes us all.
Nikita, what happened to you this weekend, babe?
I got engaged.
Come on.
Wow.
But did you see an orca in real life?
Was it a surprise?
Unfortunately not.
Yes, it was a surprise.
I had no idea.
Oh, how did they do it?
I'm on the beach in Omaha
Oh wow
I thought about it too
Well done
Beautiful and you're happy with the ring
I'm stoked with the ring
He designed it
Oh my goodness me
He's a keeper
Very gutsy very gutsy
And I thought you had about six months
As a dude to like just chill
You're engaged
Enjoy that
Then you start talking about maybe
wedding dates
My wife was doing it the same day
We got engaged
Oh 1,000 the folder came out
Same
So now that the ring's on the finger
I can show you the phone
Boulder.
She'd been putting it together
for like years before I met him.
Oh, congratulations, Nikita.
Who else won the long weekend?
Or maybe you pretended you were on the long weekend
if you rehashed someone else's Insta story.
Because you actually see some orcas.
Imagine what that would be like.
You'd never know.
No.
Clint Megadam.
Lesh goal.
But Sean did see them.
Morning, Sean.
Morning, team.
How are you?
Goody, Sean.
This is Sean now, producer Carl's brother.
He's always on the water.
He's a seaman.
I'm a fine seaman, yes I am.
Yeah, yeah.
One of the best seamen I've ever met.
Pull it back, please.
Yeah, where did you see,orkers?
Mate, we were doing a race from Auckland up to the Bay of Islands,
the coastal classic.
And we were just coming through the Turi Channel,
and three of them just popped up next to the boat to come and say hello.
Beautiful.
What a privilege that must be to see it
Obviously you've never seen them, Clint
but it must be lovely to like see them in person
It was, it was amazing
We saw them, we saw dolphins
We saw other kinds of whales
Do you ever jump in and swim with them
Like Jesse from Free Willy?
Or Keisha Cashel Hughes
No, no
Not this time the rest of the race crew
Wouldn't have been too happy with that
Oh yeah, I forgot you were in a race
You pay like three and four hundred bucks
To go on those whale watching cruises
So that's a bit of a freebie for you, Sean
no?
Oh, is it that much, is it?
It could be a good little.
It is, because I wanted to take the Fano,
and then I got the tickets in my cart,
and I was like, oh, not this year.
I got violently ill on one of those.
There was whales and didn't see one
because I was bending over a toilet.
Yeah, humpback whales, I went on one of those tours,
and I remember, like, in the back just lying down,
and I hear the captain go,
oh, my God, get to the front of the ship,
in all my 18 years of whale watching,
I've never seen them do that.
And I was like, oh, shut up!
Oh, yeah!
I didn't care. I was so sick.
I did a little dingy in Sydney and you go out, adults only, because it's quite rough.
And the whales were like literally breaching a metre from the boat.
Like the boat was rocking.
It was one of the most magnificent things I've ever discovered.
Sure. Make sure your brother, send your Zid voucher, mate.
He sounds like Carl, doesn't he, when he talks?
Yes, yeah. Same voice.
Someone said, long weekend wins.
I broke up with my toxic girlfriend finally on the Friday.
Weight off my shoulders all long weekend.
Nothing worse than a toxic relationship.
Yeah, no, you've got to get out of those.
Someone else picked up a brand new jet skin
did a whole lap of Lake Topor.
Oh, that's 10 stream.
Wow, that would be my honor.
This is a strange woman of first hour of reading it.
I've wanted a new car for ages
and someone crashed into me at the mall.
Come on.
It's a ride-off.
Insurance, baby!
As long as no one gets hurt, we'll take insurance money.
Happily.
And celebrated Nana's a hundred and second birthday.
Now that's one hell of anew.
I love this.
And, you know, we're going to do this a bit later on.
in the show, I think.
It's just some good news.
It's good stuff that's happening in the world.
As opposed to all this depressive, bad news with a cop every day.
Yeah.
We've got the Gen Z Quirzan, then Sophie Monk joins us
because, of course, she is the host of Love Island, Australia.
And we've got your chance to hit to Fiji as well.
What?
You're checking me?
With you for Christmas?
Yeah, Clint's there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need someone to come and nanny your children.
They have to pay their way, but they get a photo with you with payment.
Joe, yeah, there you go.
You can take Clint out way, watch.
Yeah, actually, I'd love to see Orcas one day
Clint, Megan Dan
Oh my gosh
And our web girl Bella joins us for the Gen Z quiz
Which we will continue to play until she gets a perfect score
Until that happens
I guess we continue to educate her on things that happened
Outside of her generation
And I think the last few weeks, like if I'm being honest
Bella, you've been absolutely pathetic
But look at me in the eye
I reckon you got this today
I reckon you can win
I also think I can win, yeah
I have faith in myself
Of all, I know
we say this every week. Oh, this is the easiest, easiest
ever been. This is actually the easiest
it has ever been. Yes. So just my
only thing is think before you talk. Here's your first
question. Yeah, because she often doesn't answer too quickly
and they're like, no, no, no, no.
Easy one to start. In 2007,
you were born.
Apple launched which
life-changing device?
Apple life-changing device.
Think of now, think.
I'm thinking it has to be something to like
benefit the health if it's life-changing.
No, like life changes
Okay, let it think before you're
What, like the Apple iPhone or...
She's got it!
Well done.
Point on the board.
Okay, okay.
Now, if you get the rest long, wrong, it doesn't matter
because you've got one right.
Who sings this 90s classic?
You're always to you want to me.
I'm partying you definitely.
Boy, come to know you can't escape me.
Oh, uh-oh.
If it hasn't come to you yet,
I know it.
I mean, it's a famous iconic song by an iconic artist.
Yeah, I care so much about the song.
I just feel really care.
Ash, you need to stop.
You are out of control.
I'm not, I'm totally.
I'm just like, I care about the song.
I would say, I feel so care.
Oh, my carrie!
Yes, I want to!
Okay, if Ash is going to do this, she's going to have to leave the studio.
That's strike one and two.
I'll give you that, I'll give you that, but now no more clues.
Okay, promise, promise on Buddy's life.
Okay.
This one's easy.
You'll get this instant.
What was the name of the famous TV vampire slayer from the early 2000s?
Just need her first name.
Or his.
Or his.
The name of the what?
The famous vampire slayer.
It was a TV show, something the vampire slayer.
She doesn't know it.
Oh no.
This is truly shocking to me.
David the Vampires.
David?
Hey, David Burrianna is, is the actor who plays Angel in Buffy the Vampire.
Slayers are
David the vampire
Slayer
David is the boring as show
He's just like
I'm going to stab you
with the staker
Go away
My name's David
We needed Buffy
Have you ever heard of Buffy
The Vampire Slayer
You're blessing me
Was it animated or was it
No
No it's real
Sarah Michelle Geller
Should ask me
Supernatural
Would have got that
Okay
Alright next up
Easy one
There's some audio here as well
Oh no
The audio is the answer
Forget me
What is Macaulie
Colkin's character name in
home and away
different in home alone
where he plays the kid
The little boy
I'll give me a clue it's not David
You still haven't seen
Home Alone
And if I had watched it like you guys had told me I would know
But there's a famous thing where the mum yells out his name
She gets on the plane
He looks like a little Peter
Like Peter
Kevin
Kevin
No no that you say
You shouldn't like I'm not going to
You should know that.
You really sure.
But I haven't seen it.
I gave two from four.
Yeah, but I feel like you can still know things without having seen the movie because it's just pop culture.
It gets talked about a lot.
It's the same as people asking us about characters from the 70s.
And we'd be like, well, I wasn't even born yet.
But people are still watching Home Alone to this day.
It's the most popular movie.
People are still watching Gone with the Wind and shit.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Easy one to finish.
This is for a pass.
This will be three out of five.
Okay, I know you can get this one.
Yeah.
What children's TV can.
character sings this song.
I love you, you love me.
Bani!
Three from five, it's a pass.
I love Barney.
Maybe next week you can get four, babe.
Yeah, that's the new goal.
Do you know what celebrity singer was on Barney as a kid?
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah, and?
You will.
Jimmy Levano?
Yeah.
Give me two points right there, five out of five.
You did well today.
I mean, it was still a shocker in normal people level,
but I think, yeah, well done.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Love Island Australia, streaming on TVNZB plus from today.
And to celebrate, we're giving you the chance
to win a trip to Fiji, just listen out for the...
We've got a text and then recite it back to us.
It'll play out any time between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.
And we have the host of Love Island Australia
joining us on the show this morning.
Hey, there she is.
So, busiest woman in Australia.
Oh, I think I'm really.
look at, but I'm not really.
Yeah.
I'm just kind of around, you know?
That's what all the busy people say, though.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, but they've got harder jobs than me, really, you know.
Yeah.
Exciting times, a new era, Love Island Australia.
I know.
And it's so massive at the moment.
Like, internationally, people are just obsessed with it.
Like, TikTok, it's, like, everything's going viral.
It's just blown up.
Like, it's always been big, but now it's, like, mega.
Yeah.
When you started doing this a couple of years ago, if someone had
said that Love Island, Australia, was going to go this viral and this international.
Would you have been surprised, or have you always known there's something pretty special
about this show?
I always have loved this show.
And the UK one's so good as well.
But no, I didn't probably, you know what, you just don't know how long it'll go for, you
know, a show.
But I think this brand is just so solid.
I'd imagine as a host, do you worry, Sophie, about getting almost like too attractive
to host the show because then you'd take focus away.
from the contestant.
You can't help his film.
You cannot help you.
That's a very, very intelligent question.
Because, you know, I find
I've got a styling team
to try and make myself not look as hot.
Yeah, important.
I'm to do it, please.
It's four hours to make me look like that.
And I heard the stylist quit.
Day one, the style was like, I can't do it.
It's impossible.
They get into the room and they're like, my work is done.
It's too hard to make it look bad.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I mean, I like their auntie.
You know, like, I'm in there.
That's why I love it.
It's like I can give them advice.
I've gone through everything they've gone through, you know.
So, yeah, no, I don't really get hit on in there.
Also, I'm coming in with bad news, always.
True.
Well, that's the thing.
You've got the best job, really, because you just come in every now and then.
You know, you are the host, so you're in every episode.
But I imagine, what are you doing during the downtime when they're all flirting and doing the stuff?
What are you doing?
Watching it.
So I've got like a control room in my room.
Shut up.
I just watch it. I know it's so good.
So, yeah, I know everything that's happening.
It's what I love this show. You don't even have to produce it.
There's zero manipulation from production because it's just all there.
The reason we said you're busy as well at the start of the interview because it's not just Love Island either.
You're hosting the TikTok Awards.
I am.
I know I'm really nervous about that.
It should be fun.
To be honest, I didn't even know that there was a TikTok Awards.
This is epic.
So it's like...
Yeah, Robert Irwin did it last year.
Well, of course there would be TikTok Awards, Daniel, because when you look at some of like the amount of
followers, like people, eyeballs
on these people. It's much more
than anyone's making on, dare I say
traditional media anymore.
Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, some of these
audiences are bigger than, you know, network.
You know what I think would make the
TikTok awards way more exciting for everyone
to watch because it is going to be on TikTok live.
I would love every time anyone
goes up on stage to receive award
what it costs for one reel to go
on their TikTok for an advertiser. The price
goes up on the screen. I'd love to know what
those guys are making per real. Oh, that
would be everyone say
because even like ones with less followers
would make more money because it's more niche
and it's fascinating.
I feel like I can guess honestly.
What's the most money you've heard somebody
make from a reel? No names.
Don't need to mention how many followers they have, but when you
just found out for one post on TikTok
you heard somebody made
what? Oh, 500?
That's $1,000 just a
$1,000 for a post.
But these things can
be campaigns, so it means one
post, right? But it could be
billboards. I'm not talking about me
by the way I do not get one.
You want to be mucking around hosting.
If anyone's listening, I'm not
far off in case you want to give me money.
And I'll tell you what, if I had a company and a spare half
a mill, I'd be getting you to promote it for myself.
Thank you so much.
Well, let's hope you become rich enough.
All the best with Love Island, Australia.
We can't wait to watch it on TV in Z plus.
And also the TikTok Awards, which we will be streaming live on TikTok as well.
Thank you so much for your time.
Thank you, guys.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Hit it.
That can happen now, ideally, Clint.
Yeah, sort of missed the spot there, ironically.
Yeah, and I guess we've sort of been climbing in on the game, Ash and I.
Forcing our way in.
Yeah.
Do you know what?
You know what?
It started with Ash.
Ash sort of crept away in with Frozen.
But then you did a bloody good effort with it together
We don't have to feel it anymore
Love is an open
That still feels so
Sometimes when I'm sad
I just watch them back on Instagram
You know what I reckon hitting the spot
Has been some of the best moments of my life
Seriously
Genuinely like I think it would go
My birth of my son
Getting married to Hannah and then equal to that
Equal to the marriage
It's hitting the spot
It is an amazing feeling.
It is.
And so I guess there's a lot of implied knowledge
because we've been playing this game for a while.
But if you are new, we'll just sing along to a song.
We'll ditch the music and we sing archipa while it's still playing in the background.
And then we just bring it back up at the chorus to see if we're perfectly in time.
And we have been, as you said, Klam, we've hit some lofty heights recently.
But I reckon we need to just bring it back to grassroots this week.
I'll attempt it.
Okay.
But the thing is, let's open it up to the listener.
You guys decide.
Dan was throwing out on Friday after the show
like Adele and stuff.
The problem is it might be a big ballad
but if it doesn't have that epic
crescendo moment
then it doesn't really work.
I absolutely agree.
And we want something a bit theatrical, dramatic
something, I don't know, I think I want something
big and brash as opposed to something
like slow and romantical.
I mean maybe you've been driving along in the car before
and heard a song and gone that would be perfect
for hit the spot.
Let's shoot for it.
for the stars.
Do you know it would be good
because Halloween this week as well?
Let me try like a goddamn vampire.
Done it.
We did it.
A year ago, over a year ago,
we did this song exactly
and I smashed it out of the park.
I think this is the first one I ever saw.
It was like before I'd even knew you guys.
But something like that
where maybe it might be Halloween based
or maybe it's just something that just has
that real big build.
I mean, I think there is a clip
of when we hit the spot.
Yeah, I'm going to be.
Fame Crusher
Bleed me dry
Like a goddamn vampire
It's like you were
I'm done I've never seen you two in the same
Room
I mean there's already people texting through
The one that Chris's text through is
It's not a song we'd play on the edge
Everyone knows that song
I wonder if we get him on next
I'll start queuing up some of your suggestions
So ping him through ASAP
3343 on 10
Clint Megan Dan
Listener's choice
The people
It's the people show
Yeah
I mean we've done lots of songs
What's been your favourite?
I mean I've really enjoyed the group ones
That we've done recently
Yeah they do feel nice
And I think it's harder to do it as a group
Because everybody has to be in sync
You know
Whereas if it's just me
Even though it's sometime that can be difficult
It's just you
But you're sharing the stress as well
You know it's not all on your shoulders
We've had some great suggestions straight away
a couple of surprising double-ups.
Yeah.
I don't know, I didn't, if all the songs in the world,
I'm surprised that a couple of people have suggested the same song.
Now, it's important that if, Dan, you are going to be singing,
we remove the music, and then you come back at the crescendo.
We need the song to have that crescendo moment,
no matter how good the song may or may be.
Well, Mark thinks that he's got one, a perfect one that would work for this morning, Mark.
Hey, Dan, how's it going, man?
Good mate.
What's the song that you think we could do for hit the spot this week?
I think you'd be great.
Either all of you or just yourself and I'm a little old classic through a mix a lot.
You all love some big bucks, okay?
Yeah.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Yeah.
Stick it out.
What do you reckon?
Baby got back.
Oh, coming on back.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Mark, if you could only see the dance moves that Dan is pulling me and has never looked whiter.
Yeah.
Or maybe you come back in my and I kind of don't want none unless you got bones, son.
Oh, that's funny.
I've got white singing that.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mark.
A great suggestion for me, sweetheart.
Yeah, that is a great suggestion.
Hayden, you've also got a suggestion for this.
You got to do, Tim?
All right, what are you thinking?
I was thinking you could just stun this stuff.
Oh, I love that, Strata.
And then I think you've come back in.
Here we come.
Here we go.
Thunder show.
Yeah.
I mean, if we were on,
the rock, that would be a shoeing.
Yeah, I love that.
Great suggestion, as always, from you, Haydo.
I think we do... Usually Hayden's only ever calling him to give us shit,
so I like to be called in to actually contribute.
You know what, I actually think we take the edge playlist out of the equation here.
I mean, it could be an edge playlist, but let's go all in on an iconic song.
And I actually think that Chris, your suggestion could be the one.
Morning, Chris.
Yep.
Hey, guys.
Bohemia and Rhapsody.
Now, multiple people.
have texted this through and I'm very surprised.
What is it about this song you think
that's perfect for hit the spot, Chris?
Thunderbolts and lightning, man.
It's very, very frightening.
Imagine heading that.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Scaramush, scaramush, will you do the pandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
So coming in the air.
You need, like, you're going to have to, like, have multiple voices.
We're going to need it as another group one.
I can't know all the voices.
Two minutes ago, he's like, well, take it back to the basics.
I'm just going to do it alone.
Something simple.
I need my backup vocalists.
Now he's like, we're going to do the hardest song in the history of the universe,
and I don't want you guys are doing with.
Why not?
The best song of all time.
It is.
Are we still going to be going here?
We'll light out some creases.
We'll figure out where we do it.
There's a few creases in this.
Oh, mamma mea, mamma mea.
He has a long stretch.
Has it ever bought a side for me.
Do we just come in here?
For me?
She's got part.
Ash is secretly auditioning while Dan and I are still trying to work out.
She's a little bit of extra.
You can be in it if you want to be in it.
I want to see if I can't even get that because you boys can't do that high note.
Oh, you don't know.
She doesn't know because she didn't give us a choice.
Thanks, Chris.
Let's lock it in.
Chris, your song,
hit the spot Thursday.
Ash, London,
may or may not be doing
the final note.
All right, hey Chris,
we're going to soar you out
with a $50 dollar
to spend on your next subway
order.
All thanks to Subway
the Cordon Blu is back
at participating restaurants
for a limited time only.
So enjoy that, Chris, thanks, bro.
All right, cheers, guys.
Have a good day.
Yes, just.
Classic, Dan.
Three minutes ago,
we're just going to simplify it, guys.
We're going to go back
basics, just me.
Three minutes later, we're doing
Bohemian Rhapsody
with opera,
multiple voices, multiple languages.
Don't go on, men.
I love life.
He's got the rubberiest arm
of anyone I know.
Easy money next.
Your chance to play for a grand
in the hand on the edge.
Clit megan Dan.
The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money.
Practice makes perfect,
and now you can play any time.
I'm online.
Yeah, get amongst the online game.
If you get a perfect score, 10 out of 10,
then you're in the draw to win a thousand bucks.
Right now, though, playing for $1,000 is Rach.
Working in insurance this morning in Christchurch.
Morning, Rachel.
Good morning.
Oh, yes.
Let's do this.
You've got something exciting coming up in a couple weeks, Rachel.
We do, yeah, getting married at the end of November.
Come on.
It can be expensive.
We need some cash then because weddings are expensive.
Sure are.
10 answers and 30.
seconds, we'll give you $1,000 you can pass
but no repeated answers. You're ready to go, Rach?
I think so.
Your letter today is Elle.
Elva, look at that beautiful bride
walking down the aisle, looking like a snack.
You ready to go?
Yeah. Okay, beginning with Elle, can I please
have something you wear?
Legging. Something you bake.
Loaf. An actress.
What past?
Something in a shed.
A libel.
A car.
Uh, levin.
Something that smells nice.
Lavender.
Something with spots.
Leopard.
A country in Africa.
Something in the ocean.
Passed.
A girl's name.
Oh, that last pass sounded very dejected.
You knew you were done.
Six correct and three passes.
Country in Africa.
Libya, Liberia, Lesotho.
An actress, Lindsay Lohan would have been a good one.
Cudra, they've Talati Gaga, Lucy Lou.
Yeah. Oh, God, they've slotted a little bit.
Yeah, pretty much every morning before work on the way.
And every time I'm like, yeah, I've got this, I've got this.
No, apparently not.
It's much harder, eh, when you're on the phone and the pressure's on.
Yeah, good on.
It was a good effort, though.
It was a solid effort.
Yeah.
But have a wonderful wedding and a wonderful marriage, Rachel.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, guys.
See you, mate.
Yeah, and if you haven't downloaded the Rover app and play easy money online anytime,
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Clint, Megan, Dan.
And it hits screens.
in a couple of days
I want the truth for my son
and I want justice
I would have given up a long time ago
if it hadn't been for you
incredible film
is going to be hitting our screens
October 30
Pike River we have the director
Robin Studio and also Rowdy
whose son and crew
unfortunately passed away in the disaster
thank you so much guys for joining
us and sharing this story again
that really just impacted every
New Zealander. I find a privilege to be
here. How many years
has it been now, Rowdy, and how many
years does it feel like? Does it feel like
this happened yesterday?
It can feel like yesterday
and then in other times
it can feel like did it happen.
When this happened,
where were
you in the world when you found out?
I was drinking with a blake for mine's
rescue, Harold.
And he got a phone call and told me that the mine was blowing up.
It's an regret that I carry because I scoffed at it and said, oh, hell, blowing up, you know,
because there's always some sort of little disasters happening in and around Pike.
And he said, blown right up.
Jesus.
And then we sand to fire trucks and embows and police shooting across Cobden Bridge.
what did the next like 24 48 hours look like
because from the knowledge that I have
even though I think they were aware
there were no survivors
that wasn't what was communicated
to friends and family in New Zealand
until maybe five days later
when there was another explosion
that was the hardest part of Point River
the bullshit the deceit
and I felt sorry for the family members
as in because they were sucking it up
in the way of hope
So you'd feel like you didn't have hope, you knew better?
Yeah.
Oh, that's so tough.
Yeah.
Is it something that gives you closure?
Because I would also wonder, before seeing the movie,
if it's going to just bring up old wounds that I have kind of somewhat dealt with.
It hasn't given me closure as such, but it's given me a look on the inside of someone else's top jaw.
on how they were in and around that time.
What a great rate to say to describe it.
Because we all grieve differently, right?
No, definitely.
Everyone has their own experiences of grief
and often when you're in the midst of it,
it's hard to explain how you feel.
But yeah, I love that saying.
I wouldn't want anyone looking in my top jaw, Rowdy.
No.
I was, for me, I was rotting with just resentment and hatred
and it wasn't healthy
Yeah
I lost a few friends
And I don't mean in the mine
I meant outside the mine socially
Obviously there's the story of the mine
And the explosion
But I think the really interesting story
And the harrowing story
Apart from that is the fight that you guys have had
Behind the scenes after the fact right
Yeah
And the you know
The grieving process must have been
Just I can't even imagine
It's like you're a survivor
But you're also
Very much a victim
and dying on the inside from the tragedy, I suppose.
Yeah, the word survivor, I don't particularly think I am a survivor.
I'm just someone that's endured it.
Yeah.
I think one of the biggest tragedies alongside the initial explosion
was the fact that a lot of the bodies were never recovered.
I'd imagine not having the bodies recovered was a very, very difficult thing to cope with.
It is, Dan's not the first child I've lost, and you're dead right in my way.
you say, you're going through the formalities of a funeral and bitching about the funeral
directors bill and all that, you know, cleaning up the mess from the piss bottles and whatever.
For me, that's all part of the closure, if you like, you know.
All of those men are still, the bodies are still in the mine.
And at a point in the filmmaking process, I needed to depict that because there were underground
cameras that the police have sent down to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to,
to photograph the condition of the mine
and including the bodies
and it was that revelation, it's a big point in the movie
that is a big turning point
because it's a moment where the families can see that they were lied to.
They were told that the bodies were all burnt
that there was no one down there
and actually that's not the truth.
There's many intact bodies down there.
For the film, we needed to depict that in some way
and I called up Rowdy and said
Rowdy, I need to take a photograph of a body.
I couldn't use the real thing, of course, for sensitivity reasons.
And Rowdy said, I'll do it.
Rowdy dressed up in the Pike River gear, same gear he wore 15 years ago.
And we walked into an abandoned train tunnel, and Rowdy lay in the dirt.
I hate to say it, like his son is, to be photographed to represent those men.
My goodness me.
Yep, I did.
didn't want to have any bad stigma around the movie or around what Rob was doing and myself as well.
It's one of the reasons I wanted to turn it into a movie is because the Pike River story itself was like a whole lot of dots that hadn't been, that hadn't been joined.
And the film itself is not really about the mine explosion.
That happens right at the start.
It's about, and it's strangely inspiring.
fight for justice. It's about these
families realizing that
deep wrongs were done.
It's an incredible story.
And this is an important story to tell.
Absolutely. We should all rally around. We should all be
watching this film in the cinema. Good on you
guys. What a massive undertaking. What a brave
undertaking. Thank you so much for coming
and talking to us today. Thanks for being so honest
Routy. I feel like to say you lived two
lifetimes in one would be an understatement.
You're just an exceptional human
being in the very few minutes we've had to chat with you.
So thank you so much.
Hachy 4 all up.
Lots of lives.
Pike River, the movie, October 30,
get around it and get into cinemas
and check it out.
Incredible story.
Thank you guys.
Clint Megan Dan.
Stinky Boot.
I've got to give props to producer Carl
for this next segment.
He thought of it.
And when he said it to me,
I was like, that is bang on.
It's quite a little airplane things.
That's bang on for what I love
and what the world needs at the moment.
So the world is pretty depressing the news.
I think because it's like all the news
people want clickbait, right?
So they want to scare us.
They want to make us go, oh, I need to read that article.
So they're posting all the bad stuff.
Why don't people click on good stuff?
I'd click on a good, happy story.
I think our brains have been, like, trained now.
And I'll just, like, be attracted to bad things.
We should be scared of them.
Also, the media's not looking for it because it doesn't get the clicks.
Everyone wants to hear the stupid thing Donald Trump said or whatever.
And so we keep getting served more and more of that.
And the more we watch it, the more our algorithm starts to feed us.
There you go.
So, in an effort to, like, I don't know, hack your algorithm.
them, I've got some good news for you.
Would you like to hear it?
Yeah.
First of all, for most of the year,
Costa Rica runs on nearly 100% renewable energy.
How crazy is that whole country?
That is incredible.
Primarily from hydroelectric power, geothermal, wind, solar and biomass sources.
When you think of Costa Rica, you don't think of like a forward-thinking country.
And lots of people live there.
So it kind of tells you that if places like Australia and Alta-Iroa can't do it,
But that isn't a bit of a crappy excuse, isn't it?
Wales are slowly returning to parts of the ocean
they had not been seen in for decades.
Well, Clint saw some walkers on the weekend, didn't you?
That's true.
Yeah.
Well, a friend of his did, and then he put it on his,
and then he pretended here.
Well, he didn't pretend, he just didn't clarify.
But anyway, that's beside the point.
This one, I had to, I googled it and fact-checked it
because I thought this can't be true.
The ozone layer is actually healing faster than expected,
and he's on track to recover.
Oh, so global.
Isn't real.
Well, it is, obviously.
But we're making enough of an effort that it's actually like not making it worse.
It's actually repairing itself.
Thanks to decades of international action through the Montreal Protocol, ozone depleting substances.
So it's not just global warming, but it's specific substances that we know are ruled in the ozone layer have been banned.
And the predictive lay in the stratosphere has begun its recovery.
That is cool.
I did not.
I thought it was unreparable.
I know because that's what we were told growing up, especially where we live, growing up.
Oh, the whole, all the ozone layer, you'll get...
Isn't true that, like, you know, when you've got other parts of the world,
and they go, oh, no, you don't burn like you do in New Zealand,
because we're right under the hole.
It's true.
It's exactly this, but it is actually true.
I don't know about the ozone layer above us.
Maybe that's too far gone.
But we do burn different here, eh?
We really do.
And Helsinki had zero road crash fatalities in the past 12 months
because of lower speed limits,
upgraded infrastructure for pedestrians and cycles.
Isn't that amazing?
Not one person in Helsinki has died on the road.
roads in a whole year.
That is incredible.
It's a big city as well.
Helsinki.
Wow.
Peru is seeing improvements in water quality and national policies aim to expand safe drinking
water and sanitation.
So like a third, developing countries, I think we call them now.
Third World, I apologize.
Seeing countries like that, that we think of them, we think, oh, it's unsafe from people,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
To hear that in developing nations, things are improving for the people is wonderful to hear.
So it's nice to hear some good news that the world isn't all going to crap.
Thanks for that, Ash.
And I think you know what, as well, I think we do.
see a lot of this bad stuff in the media all the time
and if you go on stuff dot code at nz
any news site it's all bad news but there
is good news stories out there
I think you just have to look harder for them
and one thing to remember is
these days
the news really is there
less to inform you and
more to get you to click so they can sell
advertising space which is sad
yeah it's more competitive than ever
so more than ever now we need to have our
listening ears on as I'd say to buddy
turn your listening news on and really take
everything with a grain of salt.
Ask yourself, why do I feel the need to click this article?
Is it because I'm interested or because they're making me scared?
Because you read news stories as well and you think that they're supposed to be impartial.
Yes.
No, it's not the case, unfortunately.
And also another great news.
Donald Trump's only got just over three years left.
But now he's today, he said that he'll go a third term.
He's not allowed to do it third term.
Even though it's unconstitutional, he's found a loophole.
And then now there's a clickbait story.
He's got sucked in.
Clint Megadden.
Lesh goal.
Every Tuesday we fight it out and decide which celebrities are famous enough
to sit at the top of the A-list.
Can I just say before we start?
Oh, God, here we go.
I'm going to keep my call today.
You said it every week.
You've already yelled and screamed at us.
Dropped F-bombs.
You said I was stupid.
During that song, I said, Ash, you were such a talented broadcaster.
No, you did it. You said, are you stupid?
And then you stormed out of the room.
And I said to Clint, you're looking brilliant.
The three names today that we will decide A list, B list, even C list.
First of all, a clear A lister, Kim Kardashian.
Don't lead the witness.
Kim Kardashian is A all day.
The world knows who she is.
She is A plus.
She's made $1.7 billion from just being an influencer and then creating one of the most famous TV shows in the world.
She's more A than Tom Cruise.
You're absolutely trolling.
I'm not trolling.
I'm serious.
I'm going to keep my call.
I'm going to stick to my word.
I actually think Kim Kardashian is more famous than Tom Cruise.
Yeah, definitely.
Kim Kardashian is one of the most textbook Bs I've ever seen.
You are so jealous of her.
Yeah.
I'm not jealous of her.
I just think that she is famous for being famous.
She's done nothing.
It doesn't matter what she's famous for.
Is she an A-Lister?
She's a B-Lister.
When she gets invited to any event on earth, would the organisers be desperate for her to come?
No, some people are famous for being singers, some are famous for being actors.
Dan just said she's famous for being famous.
No, she did that sex tape.
That's what it kicked her off.
She's an A all day.
Now, she's got one of the biggest brands on the planet,
not just her face, skims.
Never heard of it.
And then when people text in, she's only an A-lister because of this,
she's only an A-lister.
It's like, yeah, it doesn't matter why.
Is she an A-lister or not?
Do we all know who she is?
She's famous.
Yes, but she's a B.
Paul texted through on 3-3-4-3.
He said, famous for being famous equals A.
Thank you, Paul.
Okay, next up.
Not the case, Paul.
You've got that all.
Well, if you don't think Kim Kardashian is at an A-list, I'd love to hear what you think about.
The self-made billionaire cosmetics, Marvin, Kylie Jenner.
Wouldn't know her if I tripped over in the street, and I'll tell you why, because she changes her face so often.
Honestly, she's a B.
Plastic surgery negates A-list status.
Anything that came out of Chris Jen is a B.
Oh, God.
Well, Courtney's a B. Chloe's a B. Robs an F.
but
Kendall's a B
Kylie and Kim are A's
Yeah
She's dating Timothy Shalame
They're famous
And I've said this
You guys are so wrong
Yeah but Kylie Jenna
She literally has
The most successful
Cosmetics Company
On Earth
That she owns 100% herself
She would have
Pepperazzi following her 24-7
Everywhere
Which I think also constitutes
An A celebrity
She is very famous
Yes but she's not an A-lister
She's not up there with Beyonce
She's not up there with Tom Cruise
Next
Ozzy Osbourne
A
B
The Prince of Darkness
He famously bit the head off a bat
He's the lead singer of Black Sabbath
He is an A
He invented hard rock
Ozy Osbourne is more famous
Than Kim Kardashian
The people that have not heard from him
From his music
He heard of him from the Osbournes
He is an A
You know what?
Everybody has heard of Ozzy Osbourne
You need to go to sleep
And have a rest
You need to die
You need a nap
That's too fine.
You said you weren't getting angry at the start.
And he said that I need to die.
So if I die in the next 24 hours, I'd go into hiding if I was here.
You deserve it if you, because you said Ozzy Osbourne's a B.
Dan's only saying he's an A because Dan's met him.
He can't be, by that definition, he's probably not an A-lister if Dan's met him.
That's true.
If we've met him, they can't be A-listers.
Yeah, they're almost untouchable.
And Ozzy Osbourne's the only one out of those three you've met.
You've met Taylor Swift.
Yeah, but that's my job.
is at the top of the A list.
What about this?
Dan always says they have to transcend generations.
Dan wouldn't let us put David Schwimmer at a nay.
My daughter knows who David Schwimmer is.
She has no clue who bloody Ozzy is.
David Swimmer again, he's famous and there's no shame in being on the B list, but he's not an A.
Well, there's no shame men and Ozzie being on the B.
Let's put him there.
It's okay.
You wouldn't mind?
Oh my God.
It would be so scummy if the Kardashians start sullying the A list.
Carlain's texted through and she said, F off damn, but she used the actual four-letter word.
You know what, Carlane?
I usually like you, but you've let me do.
down today.
All right.
Well, this has never happened.
We normally at least agree on one, but we disagree on all.
So Kylie Jenner, A or B, Kim Kardashian A or B, and Ozzy Osbourne A or B.
Just think, don't put the Kardashians anywhere near the A list.
We don't want it selling.
We don't get, we're not the gaykeepers.
We don't get to decide if anyone's good enough or just because they're from a reality TV show,
they don't deserve to be there.
If they're as famous as Kim Kardashian, they're on the Aist.
Yeah, it's not who is.
The most likable show.
Wins me back.
I'm going to get her back on Pride.
Alice says who even is Ozzy Osborne must be C-list.
Can I call you A-plus?
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
And there was silence during that song.
No one spoke to each other, which is always a bad signing radio.
Clint tried to choke me out again.
He did not.
Me and Clint are in total agreement this week.
When it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kylie, Jena and Ozzy Osbourne, we're going A-A-B.
unfortunately our counterpart here
Daniel Webby is going BBA
Yeah because Ozzy Oz he's my defence
Of Ozzy Osbourne
He invented hard rock
Black Sabbath his band
You wouldn't have the footh fighters
You wouldn't have Metallica
We would because other bands of the time
were also
No
It's like one person decided to
He's the godfather of rock
He's only famous because they did
Meet the Osbournes
Yeah
And he was like who's this guy
And he bit the head off the bat
True
I can put the head off the bat.
What's her name, Kendall Jenna?
Kylie Jenna.
What's she's done?
It doesn't matter.
That's what she's done.
She's vlogging.
In fact, I will be willing to put Kylie, is that who she is?
Kylie Jenna.
Don't pretend like you've never heard of Kylie Jenna before.
Up to an A because she said she's invented some good makeup.
Over Kim.
And then a show fell through that they were doing on the E-Natwork.
She's the OG.
She was kicking around when like the Jenna girls,
were like little kids.
12.
Kim is an A plus and Kylie's an A.
She's just famous for other people.
It's irrelevant.
It's famous for.
Let's go to Kimi this morning.
Kimi, what do you think?
Hey guys, good morning.
Morning.
So I listen to you guys all the time when you debate this stuff.
And so I'm sitting here in my car listening.
And I don't think my nana would even know who Zahadesians were to be here.
Thank you.
but so I
they are definitely famous I love them
I've got nothing against them but in this debate
I don't think the older generation
will know who they are
well interesting you're sharing your opinion but you asked to be on the
voice disguiser so it says you don't really
like stand by you're going to be at work right now
I don't I don't ask be on the voice
it sounds like you did I feel you did
and then you're embarrassed
no no no definitely not
no and um
Ozzy Osbourne is definitely an A
Oh, you've said that without the voices guys are on, Kimmy.
So, Kimmy, if we're going to use the generational argument,
you're saying your grandma doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is,
by the same standards, we would have to say,
okay, well, does a 10-year-old know who Ozzy Osbourne is over Kylie Jenner?
And I don't think most of them would.
If they listen to as a young blood,
I'm not in the new rock and roll.
I listen to the old school, but I know who he is.
So I think the younger generation who listen to Rock will know who he is.
And you're right, there would be no young blood if it wasn't for Ozzy Osbourne.
Thanks for your call Kimi.
Your vote has been counted.
Zara, what do you reckon?
Who deserves to be at the top of the A-list?
Hi, guys.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I think that Kylie and Kim should be A's.
And if it wasn't for what unfortunately happened, I wouldn't know who Ozzy Osbourne is.
Oh, but unfortunately it did, and so now you know him.
So literally because he passed a few months back and you heard the news,
but you didn't know he was alive until he passed.
Yeah, and the only way I would have known him is if he told me he was married to Sharon from the X-Factor.
Oh, what about him to be an X-Factor?
Now, it's an interesting insight from Zara.
A lot of people are saying that Ozzy Osbourne should be an A.
Here's what I'm willing to compromise.
Put them all up to an A.
I mean, we've never done.
that. We haven't had a clean sweep of A's.
Amanda, you're a little infuriated.
A little bit.
Yeah, what's happening?
Hey, let it out.
Yeah, tell us, what's the feels?
I mean, you can't lump them together.
It's completely different, John.
You're completely different worlds.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter where they're coming from.
The only thing that we can think about is, are they that level of fame?
Yeah, they were at A-list of party.
They've got pepper ratsy following them around constantly.
We're not saying they've contributed to society.
Let's be honest, they haven't.
Not in the way the Aussie Osbourne has.
No, your words.
I'm admitting that.
Well, I mean, it's true.
And you're right, you're right.
But like Ozzy was, you know, X amount of years ago and the ginas are now.
So maybe I would be open to putting Ozzy up to a day.
I think I kind of have been convinced by the listeners when it comes to Ozzy.
Yeah.
I think Ozzy, he's passed the way
and the genas are riding on the coattails.
Yes, thank you, Amanda.
You are speaking some sense, my darling.
Thank you very much.
Good Kardashian has to be one of the most famous names in the world.
Absolutely.
If you said Kim, everyone would know.
I'd say Little Kim.
She was great.
He said Kim Contrail from Sex and City.
Yes, yeah, she's still on an A-lister.
She's definitely the most famous Kim, for sure.
So, you make the final call, Ash, based on the text that have come through, we read them all.
Okay, based on the text, Kim and Kylie A, Ozzy Osbourne, A.
Oh, it's our first triple A.
Yeah.
Wow.
I feel good about it.
I'm happy about that.
I'm happy that Ozzy's there.
Okay.
I'm glad we could do that.
I think, yeah, all right.
Lucky Ozzy A scraping in, and he's, you know what?
He's lucky to be there.
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So two new celebrity potential couples that everyone's talking about.
So first of all, we've got Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay.
Very famously married to Guinectro for a while, then dated Dakota Johnson,
who we all agree is elite, 10 out of 10.
Jennifer Lawrence as well
for a little bit there in the middle
I think so yeah very briefly
He's got great tasting women
But all
I don't know what it is
But they've all got the same vibe
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah
Like cool girls
I think I
I mean he definitely did
When I say didn't he
I know he did
Because when I brought it up
When we interviewed him
He goes
I think that's pretty well documented
Oh
He was happy
What I brought up Jennifer Lawrence
Wasn't happy about
Whatever the question was like
I remember him going
I think that's pretty well documented
Meaning, like, look it up online if you want the answer to that, mate.
He definitely does have a type, because they're all, like, quite funny.
Yes.
Yeah, like, they can be really funny.
So he's broken up with Dakota Johnson, which a lot of us were devoted about,
because I want to get it for here, like, de facto.
He's been spotted on a date in New York with Sophie Turner.
Oh, you're of course from Game of Thrones.
Yeah, maybe the voice will get, oh, you're that choked.
You should be on your knees, thanking me.
We're standing in Winterfell again because of me.
Sansa.
Sonsa Stark, yeah.
Beautiful.
So we don't know.
They're like, you know, a couple, or if they're just out and about.
But the thing is, we're celebrity, when that famous, if you get spotted.
She was with Joe Jonas, right?
Yes.
And they've got kids together, I believe.
Yeah, and it seemed like that divorce was getting very messy.
It was, eh?
But it seems less messy now.
I think they realise that the backlash and, like, the headlines were not doing either of the many favours.
And, like, celebrities, because celebrities break up and stuff quite often.
Yeah. It's messy with the kids now, you're going to imagine, because she has kids from another marriage.
Then he's got kids.
kids, like Apple and pizza
or whatever, kids. They're older. They're like
adults. Are they a bit older?
Yeah, yeah. But also it's like
because of their schedules, like they're filming
all over the world. It does make joint custody
a little harder. What are you laughing about?
If you'd go up with Apple, I thought you could have gone
banana or something like.
Pizza. He knows the first
one's Apple, but he knows. I don't know what the other
one's called. I love the name, Moses.
Actually, what is the other? Is it Moses?
Yeah. I was going to say,
because if you were just David
and then your partner was at, and your sister
was Apple.
They're both biblical names, like Apple from Adam and Eve, and then Moses.
Yeah, but Apple's just they ate an apple.
It wasn't like Adam.
Yeah, they should have named the boy's snake or something like that.
No, that's bad because that's Satan.
I think Apple, it's like, you know.
Temptation, you know.
Yeah, maybe.
And the other one is, and this is a couple we've known about for a while,
is Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau, I do want to talk about.
But that's official now, eh?
It's official now.
So the first we saw them having dinner in Montreal and we thought they could just be friends.
And then they were making out on a boat in California.
We're like, okay, maybe it's just like...
Friends of benefits.
Friends of benefits.
It's her birthday.
They were spotted coming out of a club in Paris, holding hands.
She's never looked hotter.
He is, to me, very, very sexy.
Holding hands, walking into a den of paparazzi in Paris on your birthday.
You're not doing that with a guy you're just having bump and uglies with.
You're doing that with your boyfriend.
So this very much is a declaration of, we are married.
And just quickly, a third one...
We are married.
Did I say we are married?
I meant to say we're official.
Yeah, I was going to say.
I don't think it's the holding hands
it means they're married.
I mean, my wife and I didn't even really hold hands that much.
I will say holding hand is deep into the relationship though.
That's a like I love you phase.
Just holding hands.
I mean, lots of cameras around.
And the last is I'm Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster.
So they were at the premiere of his new film in Los Angeles,
Song Sung Blue on the red carpet, very couple.
I thought he was gay.
I think a lot of people did, but he was married to Deborah Lee
and now was with another woman.
I thought that maybe he'd broken up because he was, you know.
He might be hard.
I think him and Ryan Reynolds,
are just mates.
Are they?
Yeah, they're very good mates.
I love Deborah Lee, and I loved them together.
And good luck to both of them, and I don't know them.
And I have no skin in the game.
Sounds like you know them.
I know it at all.
And I see the foot of him and Sutton, and I'm like, you guys look happy, but I'm just, you know, I'm sad.
You know who I feel the most sad for her as Justin Trudeau's normal wife?
She's like, oh my God, you could have at least had like one bridge person before you went straight to Katie Perry.
and then Katie Perry.
She's the real loser in all of this.
Katie Perry's looking hot as well at the moment.
She's looking gorgeous.
She's so pretty.
She is so beautiful.
Good luck to know.
I wonder if Katie Perry shows up to the family Christmas,
the Trudeau Christmas.
Oh, imagine that.
Oh, that'd be fine.
I reckon she'd fit in well.
And then you'd buy your daughter a karaoke machine.
And leave her, hey, Katie, do you want to?
No.
She's a bit pitchy as well.
Yeah.
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