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Episode Date: August 12, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Megan, Dan, with Ash London in this episode of The Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast. From discussing the mystery behind Fergie's 'My Humps' and sharing some gross personal anecdotes to diving into the life of everyday heroes and dissecting Taylor Swift's latest news, this episode has it all. They also explore awkward birth stories, debate life-extending foods, and introduce a unique dating segment called 'Date to The Point' where potential partners are grilled with invasive questions. Plus, some hilariously bizarre Google searches, and cash register horror stories that will leave you in stitches! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast05:38 The Mystery Package10:21 First Call of the Day13:36 Taylor Swift's New Album Announcement19:34 South Park and Donald Trump24:24 Women's Health Week with Valerie Adams29:38 10K Money Challenge32:43 Dating to the Point: Meet Bachelor Number Two40:36 Megan Markle's Netflix Return41:23 Debating Meghan Markle's Impact43:41 Dan's Google History47:53 Cash Register Horror Stories32:42 Date to the Point: Meeting Cam01:08:22 Healthy Eating and Life Expectancy01:14:08 Labor Stories: Unexpected Moments

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megandandandand podcast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London, The Edge Brecky. Gaila good morning, one to six on your Wednesday. How we doing, team? My hump.

Oh, that's all should have been our throwback today. Fergie, my humps. Not to get ahead of ourselves. But then she starts talking about her lumps. she and I'm I don't, there's nothing sexy about a lump. Is she talking about her breasts? My lovely lady lumps, yeah. I just wouldn't refer to them as lumps.

Yeah. Or she's talking about skin tags. I had a lump on the back of my neck once. Turned out to be a sebaceous cyst. I had to drain it out and there was nothing sexy. Dan's disgusting manly lumps. Check it out. Look at this thing.

I've got a big dent from one I had cut out of the back of mine. Was it there? Yeah, there. It's hereditary. Are we the same person but in a female body? We're just singing dear our favorite Ben Platt songs. When I got mine cut out, I thought it was going to be just like a, see you later.

And they're like, no need to go under anesthetic. I was like, what? It was the size of a subway meatball. They removed the whole thing. Honestly, don't get a servation. And they come back, like they cut them out and then it pops up next to it. Mine's never come back. Just so anyone wonders if when we turn the mics on,

we chat too much about what we're going to be discussing. Nope. No one knew we were going to talk about servacious cysts coming out of the past. Sebacious. I don't know. I've never had one. Progisca? If they cut them open, it's like melted cheese. Okay, I'm sorry for asking. I'm sorry for

bringing it up to be honest. Nothing Carl can say is grosser than that. Have a look at it? I've got one on the back of mine. Can someone ever look at it? Yeah, I'll come and lance it. You hold there. Oh, my dream. I dream you get to suck it out. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We're going to jump into our 6am throwback.

Before that, though, we were just talking about the Christchurch couple that are $20 million richer. I just see the stories today, someone's interviewed them. They want to remain anonymous because I would love somebody, even if this voice this guy has to be like, yeah, I'll talk about it on the radio.

Just the mindset of A, finding out you actually have all of the numbers, and then B, who you tell and what you're going to do, and then we got us talking about who we would tell and who we wouldn't tell. Now, Ash, you probably wouldn't know about this, but there was a guy by the name of... What was his name?

Trevor. Trevor. And he used for him to Ticofeta in New Zealand, and he won like $35 million in Lotto many years ago. And he went out with it, didn't he? He was like, I work at a supermarket, I won it, it's me. And he said, I'm going to keep working at the supermarket. Like, nothing's changed. I think he lasted like a week and a half,

which is a week and a half longer than I thought he would. Absolutely. And then it was gone. And bless the man, he's now doesn't, he'd spent it all. I mean, he went over to America, did car racing. He bought like spunk cars? I remember, he was on the news in Australia. Yeah. He was like bog, like if a bogue in one lotto, he's the guy.

I think he got like a girlfriend pretty quickly. after winning the money. I think she took half of it, didn't she? Yeah, she did. You tell no one. Tell no one. I was telling this to the boys, if you want to give some money to your family,

you do that and you tell them, I've given, don't ask how we got it, it's legal, I've given you money, do not mention it. If you ever mention it to me or tell anybody, I will expect the money back. Okay. This is my gift to you,

but we're never going to talk about it ever again. And that's how you do it. If I won $20 million, I'll give you both, Some money. How much? 100,000 each. Yeah, that's really, that's quite generous.

Thank you. 100,000 each. Okay, so you would give us, what's that, 5%. So 20 million, you're going to give us 100 grand. Here's what I'm doing. It's more than 5%. I'd buy the edge. No, what is it, 20 million?

If you aren't good at math, 20, it's 5% of 100,000, of a million. No, 10% of a million. Anyone, 2 million? Anyone. Oh, those 20 million? 20 million. 20 million. Yeah, yeah.

And you're going to give us 100,000. $100,000 each. Okay. It's 140th. Okay, so then I'm just wondering now, if you have $10,000 in your bank, well, can I have $1.40 for that? No, because I have one lotto. Well, why does it matter?

If you're going to give me 1.40th of your wealth, if you win a lotto, give me $1.40th now. I don't need $1.40th if he's wealth. Do you know what I mean? It seems so silly. It's like, what is the number? Yeah. When you have that much money, everyone expects that you have to give them some. I reckon.

No one expects Dan to give us money out of his account right now. Five million. If I won, if any of us, $3,000, $5 million, I think the others could expect. Not me, because I'm new to the group, but I would expect that you would give Meg and Dan some money if you won $5 million. Listen to Clint, hey.

I've just offered him $100,000 and he's not happy. I'm grateful, isn't it? No, you know why? Dan wouldn't give it to me. He would slowly give it to me after I did all these embarrassing things. I'd be his little puppet. I'd be his bitch for 12 months.

Yeah. Well, I slowly earned my 100 grand. Eat this rotten banana, Clint. I'll give you $1,000. We had friends in high school Her parents were cleaners And one day Her parents got divorced

And both bought mansions and never worked again And we're like, oh, they won the lottery Yeah And I've never spoken about it Good on them Wow Good on them You'd be the most fun

But also the most awful rich person Like overnight rich person ever I would be Can you imagine Oh I'd be just Because Hannah would give you Surely she'd say okay You can have

$400,000 to spend And whatever you want And you'd spend it in a day Yes I would Can I have some lollies? Please, babe, can I have some more? Yeah, I thought you wanted some lollies. Yeah, I bought the dairy.

No, Dan's going to run the business. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Okay, I don't know if we should or shouldn't be doing what we are about to do. Oh, something naughty by the sounds of it. If you have to ask. There is a parcel, like quite a large package that has been outside a delivery. drop-off door to a business that backs onto our building. Yes.

And every morning we walk past it and it's still there. It's been there for how long down now? Clint and I walk past every morning we got, it's still there. It's been there for months I'd say probably at least two or three months. And that's, now that I know about it, that terrifies me because what if there's a bomb in there? Because I said to Ash, this morning, I was like,

see that parcel there? It's a pretty crappy bomb if it hasn't exploded. What is it specifically like two months and two days and today's? Or you've got to touch it. You're like lift it off the ground to engage the detonator. Oh no. I said, Ash, that's been there, like, over two months. And she was like, what is it? And I was like, I don't know, it's driving me insane.

And she goes, take it. And I was like, how long can something be sitting outside someone's front door, in the rain as well? No one wants that. No one, no one wants, it's an orphan. Let's take it. It's in an orphan package. Go and get it. Are you going to jump on the Thailand?

Well, I'm trying to. Okay, yeah, go do that. But what if it's a, what if it's a, what if it's a bomb? And he loses a hand. Well, then at least we got Dan to do it. I can't be helped. I can't be held responsible. responsible if he blows his hand.

I don't necessarily want to keep the package, but I want to know what's in it. It could be something really boring. I don't know what the guy's next door to. It'll be like paper or something, or envelopes, paper towels. How are you puffed on now? He's just started running.

He literally still see him. He's still in the office. You know how unfit I am. Okay, I'm going out. He literally like threw some marbles down a marble track yesterday, and then he was like, when he came back, I was like, You can't get puff playing marbles Okay, so just so you know

Just so you know there is a camera So I am going to be Put your hood over your head Put your hood over your head You got a hoodie on Hold, okay Okay I put my hood over my head

Okay, I've grabbed it Oh, it's really heavy It's like really heavy Too heavy? I saw the box and splits Is it's been in the rain Do you need Clint to come with these muscles? Okay, I'm bringing in it

Oh it's like soggy Yeah Oh God it's all split Oh gosh Oh god It's split No guys Oh no

I know what it is I know exactly what it is I'm bringing it in Okay the box is split But there's a bag inside it Okay Okay Thank goodness

Okay I need You're gonna be gutted Oh no You're gonna be gutted I'm so excited Like two months of staring at this box Every single morning Just standing it

Or just sitting outside A delivery entrance door I was like Does the company not Like work there anymore What? Are they banned in the building? What's going on?

How come he's not back in the door yet? Oh, he is. He's coming back in. Poor thing's going to have wet, sludgy, slimy hands. What is it? What the hell is that? It's a bag of nespressu used nespressor capsules. Oh, no wonder.

It's not... Show me. Hold it up. It's like a santa sack. It's a santa sack. And they'll be so... Oh, yeah, it's rubbish. It's rubbish.

rub it. And those things get real mouldy when you leave them out too long. It's been out for months as we said. Disgusting. So what the career drivers probably come, had a look at it and go, no, you haven't got the appropriate amount of stickers on for me to take it and they've left it there. And someone's gone, not my job. Well, I think it's probably, it's stings. I think they've put it out there thinking

that someone from the espresso or, like, the recycling company's going to pick it up. Why am I puffed? Yeah, that's problematic tough. It's literally like 30 meters to the exit door and then another 10 to the... Do you know, emphysema runs in my family. Oh my gosh. Have you been around any asbestos lately?

My house? That's the... Anyway, so there we go. Yeah, that needs to get out of the studio. Yes. You need to take the emphysema bag at the studio place. Yeah, do I need to take that to the bin now? Yeah.

Oh, okay, sweet. No, no, no coffee for me, thank you. No, no, thank you. Oh, that's such an anti-climates. It's rubbish. No wonder it's been there that whole time. It's a massive bag of pods. I reckon there'd be like 500 pods in there.

Oh, at least. Maybe more. If we'd guess it, like, take a photo of it. Okay, before Dan puts it back, take a photo of that and do a guest to pod because I reckon 500 is well short. I'd say there'd be more like 5,000. But then someone has to count them to find the answer. I get an intern to do that.

God, I'm this shit as criminal A. I just went and put a hood over my head and stole someone's capsules, some things, capsules. What a loser. They're watching the camera's going, thank God. That career guy and the dodgy hoodie's finally taken them. Why is he puffing? Clint, Megan Dan.

Let's go. All right, let's get into it. First call of the day. First call of the day. Who's it going to be? Who's going to kick off the momentum this morning? Right and early from Nelson, Corey. Good morning, Corey.

Good morning. Morning, my bro. You're just starting work or are you wrapping up? Just starting to be fair. That's nice. You've got a little bubba at home. How did you sleep last night? Was she up feeding, crying?

Or did she sleep through? Well, she had a first day of child. here yesterday, so that put her out of routine a wee bit. Oh, yeah. How did you and your wife go handing her over? Were you like, see ya, or there's some T's in the car park? Well, it's actually at a friend's house where our eight-year-old steps, well, we're my eight-year-old stepson also goes for childcare during the holidays, so.

That's what you want, hey, free childcare. Not free, but it's out of home and the kid, other kid goes there already, so it's a bit less scary. Yeah, yeah, no, exactly. At least we know the person, so that's bonus. Now it says here, Corey, you work in vegetable horticulture. What's the best vegetable? Me, we'll probably have to be fresh lettuce.

So versatile, isn't it, fresh lettuce? My husband, Corey, will not touch a fresh lettuce or any lettuce. Not a cause? No, he won't touch a lettuce. I love a cause. I'll have any lettuce. What's what's beef with lettuce? He just doesn't like a salad.

He doesn't like, I don't know what it is. But Corey, you're a better man than him. That has to be of fresh icebrook lettuce For a fresh homemade salad I'd agree with you I went to a restaurant on the weekend And as an entree, they had like cos lettuce And then it had like burnt breadcrumbs

Kind of on the top with some sort of like Must be nice And it was just And some sort of salad dressing, whatever But it was just pieces of coslitus with burnt breadcrumbs It was delicious Say you're rich without saying you're rich, am I right? Yeah, well it was $9.

That's what I like in America, Corey. They do a wedge salad where you'll go and it'll just be the freshest iceberg lettuce you can imagine, crispy, crunchy cold and they cut it into a quarter and they put that whole wedge of an iceberg on a plate and they just cover it in some sort of ranchy, creamy dressing. And that's you done.

You can't go wrong with that. Depends the purpose though, doesn't it? If you're having a lovely salad and then it's got covered in... cheesy, creamy dressing. You still get the You still get the crunchiness And you can imagine You think in your mind as you're eating

I'm healthy I've even wanted a lettuce so bad at 620 Seriously Same Do you know what else I love for an iceberg Just plain white bread Iceberg lettuce One or two

slices of tasty cheese Just the cheese and lettuce Maybe a bit of mayo But it doesn't even need it Okay well maybe we could get that sort of this morning for our morning tea Thanks Corey have made us all Salivate

Love your work Love vegetables, love you. Yeah, mate. We'll give you a voucher. No worry. No worry. On your way to or from work this morning. I'll probably be on my way home.

Good on you. Okay, mate. New Magic at Zed, a short and punchy coffee, just like this ad. Love that guy. All right, next on the show, the World of Entertainment. Scandal news, what is going on? Well, obviously we're going to have to talk Taylor. Yep.

And everyone's talking about. Everyone's losing their mind that she's got an album out. I was like, hmm. No, she hasn't got it. She's announced the album. Oh, my. God, it's not even how. No, she probably wouldn't have finished it yet.

You know what? There has been some leaks of the album art and everything. Someone's taken a photo of it in storage. I don't know if it's real, but it's got a track listing and everything. What? Do you want me to blow it wide open? Here's the thing with Taylor, though. That doesn't happen on accident.

Nobody on earth is leaking any. Has anything ever leaked in a whole of her career? Can you think of one word's actually been a leak? It's hard to know, isn't? Well, yeah, what about those lyrics with Kanye West? That's all specifically, that's purposefully leaked. Oh. Like nothing has leaked about her music that she hasn't been across.

It doesn't happen. Well, I'm going to leak all over you next. Don't, I don't want you leaking anywhere near me. The Clint McGinn-Dan podcast. Gossiper in the team. Clit Miggins Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Bring the team together with Cater Station with new stations on the menu.

It's a good time to check out catterstation.com. Amen. At the park yesterday after Kendi, trying to get the kid to run some energy. off, has the Taylor Swift countdown, is ending it on her website, and I'm trying to be a good mum trying, because he wants to go down the fireman pole, which you cannot do on his own, he's three and a half. And I'm like, oh, can you just wait a minute?

Just got to find out what Taylor Swift's going to announce, buddy, then I can be a parent. Anyway, the countdown finishes. She announces her new album, The Life of a Showgirl, which is dropping in October. She's entering her orange era, obviously a big fan of the edge. She saw our logo, going, oh, orange is good, orange is good. I love an announcement, and I do, I love a new music announcement. The thing is, I don't like it when they don't give you anything. Because she did this big countdown for, what, three or four hours yesterday.

And we're all expecting at least one new single or something. Nothing. It was just an announcement for an announcement, which I don't lie. It's Taylor Swift, though. And also we did, I mean, I can't think of another podcast she's ever been on. And she put a little clip of her, God, imagine being a billionaire self-made, one of the most famous pop stars on the planet and you're announcing your album

on your boyfriend's sports podcast Oh gosh, but I also love them so much So it's fine They are cute together Is that the first time she's ever been on his podcast? Yes, and I think the first time she's ever been on a podcast Yeah, there's been some leaks as well Obviously since then, ever all the Swifties come out of the woodwork

Don't they? They're trying to unpack all the Easter eggs Like even the books that were placed behind her in the interview People are going, the author of that person died in October The day the album's released It's kind of like people who are into all the star sign stuff You find it You'll find a way to make it make sense

But at the end of the era's tour As she's like finishing the last song She goes through an orange door And people are like Oh that's her entering the next era The orange showgirl era Oh see that's a bit wishy-washy I have seen the leak though

Of the album artwork Now I don't know if this is real But it's a photo that looks like it's been taken Within a warehouse And it's the vinyl Like cover and it's got the track list. So the songs,

officially on the album, according to this leak, the fate of an orphan, dramatic, father figure, ruin the friendship, cancelled, would, like W-O-O-D,

actually romantic, wish list, the life of a show girl. Well, we do know, since she, excuse me, she made a playlist on Spotify called something like baby

that's show business. And all of the songs on there are songs that are like, Max Martin and Shelbach, a very iconic production duo that she's worked with before. So she did with them, among many, with a Max, among many other songs, we are never ever getting back together and I know you are trouble. So the more popier sounds. But if you don't know who Max Martin is,

legitimately responsible for the biggest pop songs of the 90s and 2000s, like Backstreet Boys classic. Max Martin also responsible. for this Brittany classic. Oh my God, I haven't it doesn't ages. Wow, tune. Lots of Miley, lots of Taylor,

lots of Katie Perry, Kesha, backstreet boys. This guy is the king of pop. So I reckon this is signalling that Taylor Swift is now going back to the big pop bangers. Because I was kind of hoping she'd dip her toe back into country

because that's what everybody's doing. But it's too predictable because everyone's doing country now. Okay, so now. The trailblazer, I think. So, time will tell. How long do I have to wait for a... October.

Mid-October. Shut up. It's two months away. It's like when Simon Barnett said he was leaving more of him a year and a half from the day he'd said he was leaving. Call him by his proper name. Daddy. I think this I would do to that man. I'm leaving into almost two years.

Is that true? A year and a half? A year and a half. I'm not renewing what you made Conjad did a year and a half. And Sean Menis, remember when he came to New Zealand, said he was coming in three years time. No, it was like, no, it was April, and it was like, Sean Mendes comes to New Zealand, we're like, oh, when, it was like November, I was like, okay, there's still a weird way.

It was the following year. A year and a half away. Might be dead by then, Sean. Honestly, just stop it. Hopefully we maybe get a single before then. Oh, you will, definitely. It'll happen, I would imagine, quite soon. Okay, well, that's okay, then.

I thought you were like having all this countdown, like you say, Dan, for a three-month countdown for the album. She's not the right to do that. She's Taylor Swift. She's given us so much. she's given us her life pretty much all her adult years she's supplied the soundtrack to our lives

if she wants to not give us a singles so big yeah she's done all that Clinton all she's got is two billion dollars I know do it okay poor thing shut up get stopped naughty 640 is up next

why is South Park and I guess a lot of other people allowed to tease Donald Trump about the size of his pen and get away with it we'll explain The loophole that South Park found and why they can get away with it and Don Trump can do nothing about it.

He's got a little one, eh? Of course he does. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky B. And we're talking South Park and how they can get away with teasing Donald Trump in his tiny little appendage. Yeah, I think you have to say

and he's allegedly tiny appendage so that he doesn't sue you for defamation. Oh, your ass, Clint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The last person that you want to take shots at and tease, I think is someone as power. and as pity as Donald Trump. He's both of those things.

But the thing is, he shouldn't be worrying about it. He should be focusing on leading the free world, not worrying about how big is Shlong is. Too busy playing golf and cheating. Yeah, and it turns out, allegedly. You mean cheating at golf? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Allegedly. Yeah, well, it's not even allegedly because we've got the video footage of the caddy just like picking up his ball and putting it somewhere else. Yeah. And then Donald Trump, kind of like looking up into the sky, pretending he doesn't see his caddy,

The ball closer to the hole. Oh, sad. Anyway, South Park are happy to talk about how small his appendage is. It turns out they found a loophole that allows him to do so without getting in trouble. This is the scene. Hey, hey, what the fuck is this, better? This is the painting you asked for, sir. Why is my shit so small?

But that's the size it is in the photo. Get this guy out of here. I'm going to sue you. I'm going to sue both of you. Okay, so he's not happy about how small his penis was drawn in the picture. Everyone just sounds like Cartman. They don't even bother putting proper voices on me. Was that supposed to be Donald Trump?

Yeah. Wow. Okay, now this is the rule that allows him to get away with teasing him. There is a legal strategy known as the small penis rule wherein an author who writes a character based on a real person can potentially evade a libel suit by giving said character a small penis. What? Listen, the logic being that in order to sue,

a plaintiff would have to tacitly admit that the description of his manhood is accurate. I think they're saying, like, this man has these smallest penis on the planet, and if he wants to sue us, he has to admit that he has the smallest penis on the planet. All right. Ash, you understand, as you explained to well-being an author.

Yes, so when you write a, I wrote a book, and there was some characters that were, like, kind of based on real people. So it's the same as being, like, let's say I wrote a character about my radio show, and the guy whose name was what's call him, Dan. Dan, absolutely.

Or like something that's like Dan, but it was very similar to you. And I wrote that he had a very, very small penis and he was a horrible person and everyone hated him. For you to then sue me and say, hey, you wrote, that was me based on me to make me look bad,

you'd have to say, well, there are so many similarities like my small penis. Wear up, London. Because then Ash would change enough things about the person so that no one could make the, yeah, No one could like tie it back to Dan.

Which is what I had to do in my book because I wrote about a horrible boss and he really wasn't even based on my old boss and a defamation lawyer had to get the book and read it and the notes that came back were there are too many similarities between your real boss and this guy. So I had to make him fitzboe.

I had to make him bald. I had to find out how many daughters my boss had in real life and then change the number so that he couldn't sue me for defamation. Right. So then Donald Trump would have to go that's definitely me, you're teasing, right down to the tiny pecker that you've given him,

just like I have, so that you are, and then... Alternatively, he would have to say, I don't, how you're, say, you're defaming me by telling the world I have a small penis, to prove that I don't hear is a proof that you've lied about my penis size, and he would have to supply proof. You'd have to get it out and show someone that it was incorrect. And I would imagine that if he ever had to do that, it would confirm. affirm what we already suspected he's a chode. Yes. Yes. I think he knows.

Silence is golden. This is another reason why Clint doesn't dispute whenever we say he's got a big one. Because he's kind of like, well... Just nod and smile. I could prove it. And embarrassed. It's the best 50 bucks I ever paid me

about five years back. Although I did see him take his pants off once in his undies and there was definitely something in there. It was either a deodor and a rex owner bottle. Oh, a big old debt. It was one of the two ash. It's women's health.

week. There's going to be a real hard pivot from talking about Donald Trump's tip to women's health week. All right. Some women love it. Yeah. How to know if your periods are irregular. Yeah. Good on you. There's Women's Health Week all this week. Yeah. And a lot of people, oh well, some people might be like, well, do women tell me in their own bloody week. What about the men? Yeah. If we look at all of the, pretty much everything we know about the medical world, all the research has ever been done, all the medical testing has all been done on male. bodies over centuries and centuries and centuries. And we're only now discovering how very different women's bodies work and operate and how so much of the treatment plans that we've been using

for decades actually are tailored for men and not women. So it is really important that women now are kind of learning to stand up for ourselves and speak up when there's a problem. And then the medical kind of world is changing and realizing we have to do better by women. Yeah. And they've got a big New Zealand celebrity as an advocate for women's health week and we managed to catch up with her. Valerie Adams, I imagine you get approached by many different people and many different charities

wanting you to give your time and align yourself to it. What is it about this one that you go yeah, I'm in? Like is there a personal tie in it all? Yeah, my mum passed away at 39 from a woman's health issue and I'm turning 41 this year so it's hard for me going from 39 to 40 in the first instance.

I was 15 when she died, I've got a 6 and 7 year old And that was probably down to her prioritising everybody else except for her own health. It was something that was preventable. And that should have been looked at quite early. She had very heavy, heavy periods. I'm talking like massive clots and all the rest of it. I experienced that as a young child. You know, you know, don't look after her.

I took care of her at the hospital, took care of her in the hospice and everything else. So when you experience something like that, it's important to get the message out there. It's important to reach your community, in particular, Polynesian, Māori, to go and get test. did, you know, to go and get yourself, you know, look after yourself first so then you can look after everybody. But it's like filling your cup first before filling everybody else's cup. But it's hard for us to do that because there are lots of pressures in life, you know. Money is very short. You've got to get food on the table. We've got to look after the kids, you know, this, dad and the other, after school activities, all the rest of it, because you do

everything. Yes. It's important for the guys out there just to listen. If you see your wife or your partner or your mother or somebody doing 101 things, get up and help them, ask them what do they need? What do they need from you? That's important. So, This hits home a little bit for me and that's why I'm really happy to be a part of tend but also this is only the second year that run a woman's health week. Men's health week has been going on for ages

where for us is only a second year running. Every day's men's health week. One of the important things I wanted to talk about with Val especially given that she bravely shared about her mother losing her mum at a young age from something that was so preventable is something that for some people might be a bit of an uncomfortable conversation but it certainly shouldn't be a conversation, this idea of, well, how does a woman know

if what she's experiencing once a month is normal or not normal? Yeah, and it was really cool that going around with Valerie Adams, her GP was with her as well. She was a legend. Eileen. Dr. Eileen. Yeah, and so she weighed in on exactly what she said, Ash, a very important subject for many.

I would like to talk about what a normal period is and what a normal period isn't, because I think a lot of women, like you said, they think it's normal to have clots. It's normal to be in excruciating pain once a month. It's just part of being a woman. But that is such a crock of BS that we have been allowed to believe, isn't it? So what doesn't a regular, not normal period look like that means someone should talk to their doctor?

Clots are never normal, especially not big clots. That means you are losing a lot of blood. That means you are going to end up being anemic. And if you're anemic, you're tired, you're lethargic and you're not going to be able to do all those things you're trying to do. So clots are never right. some people do have quite irregular cycles that might be normal for them and pain occurs in most women but not to a great degree so if you've got really painful periods that take you out the workforce or take you

out of school that is not normal and you do not have to put up with that we can control that great but you've got to go to your doctorate or your nurse and talk to them about it absolutely we need to know it's happening yeah it's nothing to be shamed of it's nothing to be weird about as a doctor I'm sure you've heard it all oh I have yeah you're not going to be sure Wonderful. Thank you so much guys for coming. You're doing great work. Yeah, so if you get a chance to support

Women's Health Week this week, get a mucket, get around it, do what you can. Love their relationship between the GP and Valerie as well. That is something as a man you'll never understand. Yeah. Because the stuff that they, that are my GP, the parts of my body she has explored, the

conversations we've had, not just about what's going on physically, but like what's happening in my marriage and how motherhood is going, because all of this stuff so affects our health. So if you are a woman listening and you have been putting off that health check or you've been too busy or you've been told to get a blood test three months ago and you still haven't gotten it, do something for yourself today. Take some time. Do the follow up. Get the check. You owe it to yourself. They've seen it all before, right? They have seen it

or nothing will shock them and you will feel so much better having that peace of mind as you walk out going, okay, I've taken care of my health. I'm good. and sister. Clint, Megan Dan, win $10,000 right now with the H-10KD-Z money. Here we go, thanks to BNZ, your chance to win 10 grand. Ash will give you a letter. You can give us 10 answers starting with that letter inside 30 seconds. The money's yours. No repeated answers.

If you need to pass, go for us. If we've got time, sorry, we'll come back. From the beautiful Christchurch morning, Kay Lee. Hi, how's it going? Good. Good. You've done well to get through the lines. very, very busy this morning.

I've been trying every day. Come on, you're an early childhood teacher. What age are the lilies that you're taking care of every morning? I do the arm with zero to two. Oh, the kitties. We call them the kiyas at our kindi and they're so cute. The terrible twos, they call them no way. They can be a bit of a hand.

Two-year-olds are cute, three- and four-year-olds of the devil. Does it make you clucky? Or does it make you want to pump the brakes and not have kids? kids any time soon? No, I don't have children of my own but I feel like that's enough for me working with them coming home and peace and quiet.

Well, let's put you this $10,000. You can go on to work and tell the kids to shove it. You're leaving. Your letter today, Kaylee, is E for easy money. Easy does it. Are you ready to go? I am ready. I'm just getting comfortable, babe. Let's smash it, Kaylee. All right, your time will start

when Ash finishes asking you the first question. All right, can I please have a singer? Elvis. Something you find in a shopping centre. Iggs. A country. Egypt. A fashion accessory.

Erring. A boy's name. Ida. Something with a tail. Um, uh, um, eagle. Something loud. And Oh

Time, Kay Lee, that was incredible at the start Explosion Oh, wow earthquake You got through six And your time Your pace was great for the first four And then around five and six

The tail one really stuffed you I know But that's the pace I know Has a tail elephant's got a tail Yeah, that's the pace you need to be going at I don't know why I see eagle But eagle is on my list

They've accepted answers It's got a tail bag You got it. Oh, okay. I did know this, being an early childhood teacher. You did so much better than most people do. You're very welcome, Kaylee. I feel happy that the children of Altaero are in safe hands with Kaylee.

People like Kaylee teaching them about words and letters. Yeah. All right. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning. Whatever you're starting, BNZ as the tools, you need to master your money from the get-go. An early childhood teacher, a fellow early childhood teacher takes through saying, best job ever, but it's great for contraception some days. Yeah, I bet.

Yes, I would imagine. Clint Megan Dan. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. Yeah, if you're sick of endless swiping and wasted weekends trying to find your forever person, then this could be the thing for you. We met B on Monday, and she said, yeah, why not?

I'd love to just start throwing ruthless questions at people and saving them and also me time. And I guess the question is, can you find your forever person in just five questions? Welcome back, B. Hello, how are you? How are you feeling more likely? Yesterday we met James, our first bachelor.

You've had 24 hours to think about the experience, think about him. Where's your head at right now? I feel like James would absolutely hate dating me, to be fair. Really? So you're putting him first before you. You're kind of going he would hate it. I'm a nice person, yeah.

I don't want to say I would hate dating James. It's a good way of spinning it, babe. Sounds like it's not you, it's me. Yeah, exactly. So so far you're going to say maybe no for James? I feel like we're two very different persons and we wouldn't probably clash on the daily. But today you haven't met the next man.

And also I like dropping a little fun fact about B each day a new fact. Dan, I don't know if you knew this about B but when she's home alone and a little tipsy she's known to perform Lamer's songs in the kitchen. Do you hear the people sing the song of angry men? Oh, wow, we'd get on.

You guys were, like, doing a different language to me, all three of you just did. If you missed James yesterday and the date, if you can call it that, the B had with James. Let's take a little bit of a trip back down memory lane before we meet Bachelor number two. Okay, have you ever cheated on somebody? Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Honestly, I think I'd have to use my VCO pass here Yeah, not keen to discuss that one Unfortunately

He's vetoed it, as is his prerogative Right, so are you ready to meet Bachelor number two be? Yeah, absolutely, bring you down on. Introducing Bachelor number two Arnorth is 30 years old and worked in advertising by day And as a stand-up comedian by night He describes himself as a clean freak who values structure and control in his daily life,

which can sometimes get in the way of spontaneity. Despite this, he's open to being spontaneous and dating to the point with B. Please welcome Bachelor number two, Arnaud. So our Bachelor number two is a comedian. I like that. Yeah. It doesn't matter if I like it.

How do you feel about dating a comedian, B? I feel like I've always been dating comedians because it's always a comedy in the end. Oh, okay. Okay, well let's bring Arnav onto the show. Kiyo-good, good morning, bro. Thank you for putting your... yourself out there and been on the show.

Yeah, hey, it'd be nice to meet you. Yeah, hi. No, no, talking to each other yet. Now, are you here of your own volition, Arnav? Have you signed yourself up? Has a mate signed you up? How did you get to this point? Well, I saw the Instagram post and I thought it would be a bit of fun and, you know,

could result in a good conversation. So you're not nervous? You're ready for us to just get straight in, mate? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go. Okay. Before you get to ask, Arna, the five questions, would you like to hear some of his comedy, some of us stand-up? Oh, I love it.

Go for it. All right. Take a listen. I didn't even know what Riz was. So I looked it up. According to Urban Dictionary, Riz, R-I-Z, is another word for spitting game or how good you are at pulling. Great, two more words, I don't know. He's good, he's good.

Love it. All right. He is always. yours be okay so question number one what is one thing you might not tell me on the first date you should tell me now oh one thing i wouldn't tell you on the first date that i should tell you now is i have only been with i've been with less than 10 people okay well that's pretty good is that like a big deal there's a little clap for you for not being a hoe some of us have been with two okay?

James, Mr. sexy, sexy. 10, this is like showing off. Yeah. I get it. Comedians get laid. To be fair, though, zero is less than 10.

True. Okay, next question. Okay, what is the real reason your last relationship ended? The real reason. the real reason well there's a bunch of reasons but i guess i wasn't emotionally ready enough to accept the love that was given to me so you did the breaking up yeah in a way in a way it was a bit mutual the fact that a man can use the words i wasn't ready to accept the love

that was given to me tells me that you've done a bit of work on yourself have you been in therapy Like, how did you come to that conclusion? Because that's quite a kind of mature conclusion to come to. You know, honestly, two years ago, I didn't even believe in therapy. And now, and then I started going to therapy. And, yeah, definitely helps you kind of getting better understanding of yourself. And I do talk to chat cheap video a lot. Don't do we all.

Yeah, you're in the rest of the old. That's great. Okay, next question. Okay, how often would you ideally have sex on a weekly? Oh, I would say the idea would be at least one day of intimacy through the week. That's doable. I don't think it has to be planned, but yeah, I think, yeah, being spontaneous is fun, isn't it? Yeah.

Also, I think it depends if you're, like, dating, if you're in a relationship. Because if you're dating, you only might be seeing them once a weekend. And that is a mature answer because a lot of guys, I'd imagine go as much as we can, but sometimes that's just not possible. Life gets in the way, you know? Thursday, especially when you're in a long relationship. Oh, okay. That's just the line you're more.

That's why my number's two. I think it's priorities. I don't know. Yeah. Okay, next question. Okay, who do you look up to? Ooh, I look up to quite a few people, my parents, my dad for sure. And, you know, a lot of people who made it through tough circumstances,

comedians as well from India, who've kind of, you know, come out and done their thing and made it big, you know, that kind of my inspiration. That's a good answer. Follow up. What is it about your dad that you think is inspiring or mean? the kind of guy that you want to look up to? Oh, just the provider. You know, he provided for the family his whole life,

and that's something you have to always expect. Yeah, good on you. Yeah, good on you. That's a great answer. You got any other questions you want to hit him with? Yeah. So if you're a comedian, is that like a full-time job, or is that like a hobby? Yeah, I've been laughed at my whole life,

so I decided why don't just build on stage, right? But no, it's not a full-time role at the moment. I hope to build it into something, maybe a bigger brand in the future, but at the moment I work a full-time job. What is your job out of interest? I work in agitating. Oh, that's good money.

That's a cool job too. Have you good at that? Not as much as the 60s, but... Yeah, it's the glory days, the glory days. Yeah. The bar's getting high. I think he... I would have a beer with him, like as a mate.

He sounds like he's done the work. He's like, you know, got a vibe. It doesn't take himself too seriously, but also, you know... Strong head on his shoulders. Strong head on his shoulder. Well raised, but what... Does it matter what we think? Yeah.

It's completely irrelevant. It's all up to our girl be. Hey, and I've seen some photos. I think he's cute. Quite cute. Yeah, yeah, it's got good hair. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal.

It's a scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London. All right, Megan, the Duchess of Sussex returns to Netflix in just two short weeks. The trailer for With Love, comma, Megan, part two, has been announced. She's put it on YouTube. Here's a little sneak pick at her just making pies and being rich in the kitchen.

I love the idea of spending time together. Hello. And finding new ways to show people you care. Look at that. Oh my gosh, I could do this every day. Let's get creative and learn something new. Nice and done. I don't know what's happening.

I'm so glad you came to show me how to do this. Is this working? Today is about getting out of your comfort zone. I have no idea we have to thought. Everybody should have one of those at home. Oh my gosh Why do people keep giving this lady Column inches?

Why? She does not need a platform. Well, people must be watching her They wouldn't have done a second season on that one. I think they already filmed the whole thing at the time the first one was filmed. I think the ratings of the first season started really well. The first couple of episodes incredible

and then it petered off when people slowly... It just kept making the same dishes. It does sound cool, but my theory is because you can talk about anything over the top of Rock and Robin and it sounds like a good time. Yeah. I think that's what it is. It's like, on Friday, this may or may not work,

but on Friday, my mum text me and said, Hey, Clint, it's been two years since your dog dog. You're right. Woo! Yay, come on. So, mum would save the anniversary and then text me and remind me. I love that. It's like, I'm going to go home later and I'm going to shave my armpits.

You should you hear he be. Hey, here's five reasons why I think Donald Trump's a great leader. Dan was a virgin until he was 26. 27. Anyway. I think it works. Megan Markle sucks.

I just feel like, here's the thing, it's tone deaf. Like she's making these jams. She's charging $27 on a website to sell the jams. She's not hurting anybody, Dan. And a cost of living crisis. She's not hurting anybody. She's just living her life. She's not hurting anybody.

There's so many evil people in the world who are doing so much evil. She's trying to spread a bit of happiness and lightness and joy. She's not hurting anybody. Save your anger for the corrupt leaders of the world who are letting us all, you know. I have plenty of anger to go around for everyone. Okay?

There's no end. Megan Mark was just taking 10% of it. Yes, it's a big slice of the pie. All right, your chance to play for 10. K at 8 o'clock this morning. Less than 30 minutes away, you can be $10,000 richer. By one of Megan Markle's jams.

Clint Megan Dan. What's in Dance Google History? It's a sexy, is it weird. Well, it's all a great big mystery. Or just something new to do it. Dance Google History, what have you found? Well, interestingly, I'm only going back for this whole segment. I've only really gone back to yesterday afternoon.

Because I've been enough weird stuff in there. He Googles more stuff than anybody I know. But why not? If he thinks that he Googles it. Do you have anything in your life that's still a mystery that you just let yourself not know the answer to or is that too hard for you? No, as soon as they invented chip

that you can just put into your brain so you can bypass your brain and go straight on Google, I will get it. Like, you'll know I'm Googling because I'll be sitting here going, you do that already now. He does that a lot now. I don't know what's going on. Hold on now.

I'll find that out for you. It's such a gross thing. I'm going to take a photo of that face so we can put it on socials. He's got a net worth of $14 million. Can you just commit, that's okay, that's the fact. I'll take it a photo so people can see the photo that Dan's going to, the face that Dan's going to pull

when he's Googling things in his mind. It's almost like a Black Murray episode where, yeah, if everyone's kind of shuts down for five seconds while they're trying to find the answer out so I can win the argument. It's a very similar face to my O face. Ew. Stop!

That's disgusting. I don't want to see that. I don't want to know anything. about that. Oh, gross. Okay, so yesterday afternoon he's Google lifespan calculator and I'm thinking that's normal. That's a normal thing to Google, how long are you going to live for? But then a couple of minutes after that, the follow-up Google query was, what age is, just penis stop growing? 18. 18? Are you serious? Someone told me it was mid-20s, but no, like it's all set

in stone birth-wise, 18. So if you're 19 and hoping that it's still coming in. Bad news. Wow. But I love these stuff. with lifespan calculated because it's like, how many years have I got, let's 40 years? Okay, well, how much big is my penis going to get in that 40 years? Part of me was hoping it was going to say 37. So I had another year, but not the case.

Oh, well. And the next, straight after Googling what age the penis stops growing, he Googled Taylor Swift. But that is because it's around the time of the countdown. So I don't think the two are related. No, wouldn't have been related at all. Not at all. But I was looking about Taylor Swift yesterday.

Okay, next that we get, be an alpha male? Pull it, but. I don't think alpha males Google it. You got it or you don't, baby. You'd be surprised how much info's online, Clint. Well, obviously not enough info, because the follow-up Google query was

subtle ways to show power. And then after that, how to show your boss. As in like, Y-O-U-A-R-E, you are the boss. So what did you learn about showing power and dominance? It's Sid just used, like, sort of terminology that sets confidence over someone. So say I was talking to Clint and I wanted to exert it. I'd ask him a question

that I know that he won't know. Okay. And so he's instantly below me. Okay. What's an example of a question that, I mean, I'm putting you on the spot here, but what's a question that Clint wouldn't know the answer to?

That you do know the answer. What's the type of car that most guys drive when they're younger? It's a very popular car. It's a viral legacy. Oh, bugger. Oh, dear. Backfire.

And so that's what you don't want to have. Now, what he's done there is exerted authority back over me. What's in that's true history is infancy as it will solve a great mystery. If all else fails, just call them Bud. They really get some. You don't like that. Play a song, Bud. Well, that's my son's name.

Does that mean that everyone that speaks to my son is exerting dominance and power? No, Buddy. I made a big mistake there. Yeah, but everyone shortens as people's name. So your son's name's buddy. He's a little, hey, bud. Oh, yeah, you ever thought that through it? Hey, bud, thanks so much for the email, bud.

Great job, bud. No, I don't think people that know his name call him bud. No. You only call someone budd if you don't know their name. So if someone's called buddy, you're going to say buddy or bud man or not calling him bud. Trust me, you'll be fine, bud. Oh my God, I can't even just realize that about what son. He's going to think everyone is just talking down to him his entire life.

God, no, I'm going to have to teach him how to assert dominance and show everyone to hear who's boss. Oh, I'll send him a link. Thank you so much. Thanks, Matt. All right, cash register horror stories up next. Never believe what Ash accidentally paid for moisturiser. Adrian, my husband, if you're listening, go and, go and, I don't know, what's something to men do with it, where they don't have their phone on them. You're telling the story, bud.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Emma, if you're in a fun, happy relationship, you don't have to check what you're spending with your partner all the time. But then there are some things we go, who if they find out about that. Yes. Because big purchases in our relationship. relationship, but I don't know what it's like for you guys. I certainly know what it's like for you and Hannah Dan. But any big purchase needs to be a discussion. Like there's only a certain amount of money that you can spend before you need to go, oh, got to check this with the time.

Definitely. Unless you're one of those couples that have separate finances and all power to you if you do. Yeah. If you're sharing finances, everything needs to run past the other person. Yeah, yeah. So I got a gift card recently, a gift voucher as a present for my birthday. And I was really excited to go and spend it because when it's a gift voucher, it's like, you know, it's like, oh, it's free money. Free money. Oh, God. So I needed new skincare. I had none.

I was just getting the cheap chemistry stuff. And I thought, this is the time. So I went to an expensive shop called Mecca. You were looking haggard? I was looking haggard. Thank you for reminding me. So I went in and I had my gift card and I spoke to the girl and got some advice. And I chose a couple of things.

And I found this beautiful moisturiser. And there were two identical bottles next to each other. One was blue and one was white. And so both moisturizers. And I checked the price and it was 100. And I thought, well, that is really expensive, but it's a gift voucher. So, you know, like, it's not real money. It's not real money.

I can probably afford to kind of, like, do the $130 moisturiser. I was like, which one do I want? The one or the hydrating one? Oh, you know what? I've got quite dull skin. I'll get the white one. So I got that. Take it to the lady at the counter, put through my gift card.

And I get home, and I'm in the shower. And I'm thinking, wait a second. I bought full things. And the whole gift card was used up, plus $50. bucks extra. What's that about? I was doing the math and I was like something's wrong here. So I finished my shower and I checked

my email for my receipt and realized that the white moisturiser that I had chosen was not the same price as the blue moisturiser that I had seen and priced. And I had spent $235 on 50 mils of moisturiseries. That should be a

facelift. I should look like do a leaper. You should after one application. Yeah. 50 mils is three tablespoons, maybe. It's nothing. $235. Now, I'm luckily saved by the fact that it was a gift voucher. So it really wasn't hard-earned money.

But there have been times in my life where I have gotten to the cash register or gotten to the checkout or put my credit card in. Like once I bought a baby monitor that was low emissions after having a panic. What a baby monitor that's? It's a made-up thing that I got... As opposed to the petrol power. No, like the emissions, like a Wi-Fi.

I would just start it up if we're going to go out, babe, brum, brum, we'll start. And I put my credit card at 3am in the morning and realised it was US dollars, and I'd accidentally spent $570 on, and it was too late. I was already at the checkout, I'd done it. But once you're at the checkout, I've done the same thing where it's way more expensive than you think it is. And then you're too far in. You don't want to go, oh, no, that's too much.

You just pay it. Or do you, is it more embarrassing to go, oh, I didn't realize it was this expensive. I'm going to have to put that back. And then all the people are lined up, have to watch you put the thing back. My horror story is very different in the sense that it actually had nothing to do with the price. Yeah. I was ordering some food. It was getting like an Indian curry.

Nah, look at a chicken. Yeah. I was like, oh, was there none? Was there none? It would be so good. It's always nice. Cheesy garlic. Nog.

And I'm like, oh. I get in my bill. And I put the card in, and I punch in my number, and then it's saying processing. And, you know, sometimes it takes a long time, and you're waiting for it to say, like, except you can pull your card out. Processing, processing, processing. And then I look up, because I'm just trying to fill the time, and I stare around, and I see the grade E hygiene rating on the wall.

E for excellence. Grade E! And I was like, no, no, no. And it's too late. And it goes, accept it. And I was like, oh. But then you were not the type of person that would see the E before you'd paid and gone,

oh, I'm not to getting it now. You would still go through with it. Oh, no, I don't think so. I think I've known some people that work in hospitality, and it takes some pretty lax hygiene systems to drop below a B. Yeah. E is like, I think I googled it when I got home,

it's like you have a week to sort your stuff out or are they're going to shut you down permanently. If you don't get salmonella, buy a lottery ticket, is what's happening. So 3343 is a. number of text. Oh, 800, the edge. We want to hear about checkout horror stories, whether you've

realized the price too late, you couldn't back out, and you were stuck, maybe they put the number in wrong at the checkout and you realize, like, I've been charged $1,000 for a kit cap. It happens. It happens. Also, someone else said, Ash, don't worry, that Moistros is so worth it.

I buy it willingly. She knows that what I'm talking about. Are you wearing it today? Yes, I'm do I look beautiful? I definitely notice the difference. Register Horror Stories. Gosh. You're coming through. Yeah, I'm getting palpitations

reading some of these text messages. I accidentally spent $235 on a moisturiser. I thought I was stretching the budget to 140 and I'd accidentally chosen an even more expensive one. The saving graces it was on a gift voucher. Thank goodness. If it was your own money, nightmare. Because I would have had to then tell Adrian.

Yeah. And that's a tough conversation to have. Now, Jess, you've had a similar situation. It involves your dog. Absolutely. I paid my dog registration. It was $100, and I think I just saw $700 in the account, and I sent that right through the dog registration.

My good. Did you get it back? Eventually, but it was like on Friday, so, like, I had to wait all weekend until, like, I could get an email to them or something. And that's everything in your account. Like, you just emptied your account, and, oh, gosh, that's so stressful. It was the whole rent account. Oh, no.

Oh, no. You would have had to get an overdraft or something just quickly. Yeah, that's rough. Oh, I'm glad you started it about, Jess. Got it back on, like, Monday or something. My girl. Shantel's texted through. This is, oh gosh, I got to the counter once with some sandals.

The lady said that's $650. Whoa. The sandals? I backed out. She had the guts to go, oh, actually, no, I'm not buying them. The lady even then tried to talk her into it. Oh, gosh, they're Italian leather. They're 650.

What else do they do? Do you come with it? Like, do you come to my house and clean? Like, what's going on? Do you come with the shoes? That'd have to walk me. I wouldn't have to, I'd just stand up and those shoes that have to walk me.

That's the only way I'm paying $600. No, Laura, unfortunately, didn't get to, like, walk away from the situation and spent a lot of money on what? Laura, morning. Good morning. So, we found one of those seafood fan vendors on the side of the road. Oh, and that's how, like, parwa and crayfish and stuff? Yeah.

But yeah, and this particular one sold crayfish. And we're like, oh, yeah, you know, we'll have a look. Won't be that bad. And went through, picked like a small one, and didn't ask. And then he put it through on the F-Boss. It was $380. What? They've got no overhead straight from the ocean to their van.

You would think you'd be getting it. Is that how much crayfish is? $380. A lot of money. It was ridiculous. So that was our birthday, Christmas, anniversary presents for the next year. Oh, my God. Did it taste?

Was it the best? It wasn't even that night. Oh, wait. Laura, did you realize, and you were just too chicken to say, oh, no, it's too expensive for us? Or did you have no idea? Well, we had no idea. We'd been there for a little while, kind of going through everything, having a look, and then we landed on that. I don't know.

We just felt sorry for him. We were the only ones there, and it was, like, on the way up to Walkworth, and, you know, old man. Oh, he's played jude. He has played you. It's the old man. Like a fiddle. It plays you like a fiddle. I am at an age now and also at a budgeting situation in our life now where had that been me, I would have actually said, I'm so sorry, I don't have that kind of money.

I'm going to need you to refund it. And I would just cop the embarrassing. Yeah, you'd storm back to a Mercedes and drive off. Hey, Laura. I'm going to sweeten the deal. We're going to send you a double pass to a musty movie. Eddington with Waking Phoenix, Pedro, Pascal, Austin Butler

and Emma Stone. It's our own cinemas tomorrow. All the... Sounds good. Day night. Free day night. Oh, come on. God, she was rude, but she had not one wrinkle. Clint, Megan Dan. Win $10,000 right now

with the H-10K is... Here we go, round two this morning. Your chance to win 10,000 bucks. All thanks to BNZ. He believes that when you're starting out, managing your money should be easy so you can focus on winning it, whatever you are doing. Amen.

Ash is going to give you a letter. If you can give us 10 answers starting with that letter in 30 seconds, the cash is yours. If you want to pass, do it quickly, and if we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. He'd spend the money on a surf trip to Bali. He's a teacher aide from Duned and Jake. Good morning. Morning, Jake. Kiyoda.

Kiyoda, bro. Let's get it done this morning. Jake, I did this with the boys, and Dan was able to do it. one very contentious answer that we will discuss after your efforts that I feel like the people of this fine nation need to hear about my darling your letter today is I I need to surf some waves in Bali correct let's do it okay let's get you surfing let's get you on those

on them pipes oh shush man you're trying to be cool and you're doing the opposite cowabunga dude let's do it come on Leanne's texted through. She said, let's go, Jake. T.A. is rock. Yes, we do.

The people are behind you. Okay, Jake, starting with I, a cuisine. It's still a Italian. A color. Indigo. Something you can play. Uh, pass. Something colorful.

Ink. A song. Uh, I love rock and roll. Girls name. India. reason you go to the doctor? Indigestion. A country.

India. Something sweet. Go again. Country, country, country. Uh, I think. Yeah, we're going to, bloody India. Bloody India twice. We're all standing up.

You had five, six, seven, passed on the eighth, and we had a double up on India, which we need than your answer for. Can I give you the last two questions and see what you would have said, Jake? I'd love you to do that. Okay. So would we. Something. Sweet.

Ice ring. An iPhone app. The internet. The internet. Would we have taken internet as an iPhone? There would be one. And then we would have had to go back to something you can play, beginning with I. God, that was very close.

Speaking your language, that was grouse. Instrument would have done us. Intigestion for a reason to go to the doctor. I actually had infection. Or an injection? Yep. Then, when we do the practice behind the scene with itchy dittles. Hey, if I, hey, I say this,

if guys are listening and you've got an itchy one, go to the doctor, get it checked. Hey, Jake, you would. Agreed, agreed. Hey, Jake, I'm going to send you double pass-up. I must-see move you as well, bro. Down cinemas tomorrow, Eddington with Wiking Phoenix, Pedro, Pascal, Austin, Butler and Emma Stone.

Good idea. Hell of a lineup. You're welcome, bro. Nothing to be ashamed about anything, itchy. Okay, back again at 3 o'clock with your java. It's your chance to play for 10K, easy money. Date to the point is next.

That should be the new tagline of this show. She's fine. It's when it's really red and swollen. Stop us. Pussy posture. I'm turning back your mics off. How am I the mature one in the room? That is saying something. Oh, you're laughing.

Clint Megan Dan. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. back, B. How are you feeling? Hello, I'm well-rested and ready to grill more. Yes. Do you think you've found your man yet?

I do not think so. I didn't expect it to be that fast, though, so this is according to expectations. You'd be silly not to meet all of them and then, you know, no, for sure. You don't want to do, like, pretty much your choices, yeah. No one wants that. Well, you've met two eligible bachelors already. We have a new one for you. You're going to get to ask them five quite invasive questions.

Let's meet Cam. Introducing Bachelor Number 3 Cam values genuine connection and emotional intelligence in a partner he sees himself

as a thoughtful consistent an all-in partner who loves planning surprises and celebrating big or small wins his friends

would describe him as loyal fun and always up for an adventure he's also a godfather to most of his friend's kids which highlights

his caring nature and strong bonds please welcome Bachelor number three Cam sounds hot welcome kids Hello, thank you for having me.

Can you name the children that you are godfather to? Yeah, they won't be listening. They're all under three, so, you know, mainly my nephew, so Rafe, who's absolutely beautiful, and Antonio, who's also bloody gorgeous. I love this as well that somebody trusts you enough that if anything happened to them, they want you to raise their children. That's probably one of the greatest compliments you could ever get from somebody. Well, does that mean I have to raise them too, potentially?

Possibly, yeah. At the moment, we can always get them back. Yeah, yeah. I love he's already using we. We are. We are confident, Cam. So is this the point where we hand Cam over to be? Yes, he's all yours.

Okay, first question B as we get date to the point. Hello, darling. Are you ready? Absolutely. Okay, that's right. Okay. Tell me something you've said yes to that you secretly wanted to say no to. So I said yes to the chance to jump careers A career shift very late in life I would imagine

At the time wanted to say no However it's worked out in my favour Wouldn't change the thing now I guess it was just the unknown What is the career if you don't mind us asking So I was in the police for around about 10 years Uniform Was a childhood dream

Have you still got a uniform But yeah Switched into the private security sector just out of the blue. He's like James Bond. Security, that's hard. I'm getting all. You'd have a pair of handcuffs.

Have you got a concealed weapon on you right now? Nah. As though I can't calm. We don't need those. Nice. Okay, question two. If you could do anything in the world without money being in concern,

like based purely on what you're passionate about, what job would you lend and why? I would love. So I paint art. So I'm commissioned every now and then to do it. large paintings, abstract, of course, because I'm not that great. I would absolutely love to, you know,

just work full-time as an artist, but I like the safety of a job at this point. Could you paint B like one of your French girls? Jesus, crap. Or you don't do that. Oh, I can't tell you how successful I'd be at it. And you're not French either, are you being, from the Czech Republic?

It's good with his hands, I'm getting that, because very good with his hands. Okay, well, I guess. Is it time? Have you got one final question? What's one thing you're genuinely ashamed of? Probably, it's probably a vulnerability in mine, but probably not. Tell him my old man, my dad, before he passed that I, you know, that I loved him enough, I suppose.

He knew it, but it's one of those things that's hard to bring back, but, yeah. Well, you're going to get Ash for sure. She's crying. And three, two. I was really that I thought. Yeah, she's gone. Wow. Okay, you sound like the perfect man,

and I'm not even saying that just to big you up, but you sound great. You're already married. Stop it. I know. But do you know why I feel like Cam's lived a life? He's had a lot of experiences, and he's matured from those experiences.

And I would think somebody is going to really benefit from the work that he's done and the reflection that he's had on past relationship. That could be used. you? Could be you be? Unless he asks his one question and something you say is a red flag for him. I mean that could be

it is possible. I might be the red flag here. Before we go to the last question that Cam asked can I ask one question just to Ken? What's your number Cam out of interest? How many women have you slept with? Oh my God. Oh God. I could probably count it on one hand to be fair. You and me both, brother?

Yeah. I'm a committed by the guy. on you. Yes. Oh, this is good. Does a woman's number, like, affect how you view her as a future partner, or that's something that you don't consider as important? No, it doesn't change my view.

I mean, we've all had past and experiences of life. You know, we just all live it differently, I suppose. Some are a bit slower, some a little bit quicker. Love it. That doesn't make somebody worse than anybody else. This is good. Good answer. We haven't been able to hold up one red flag here.

I've got all my red flags in a bucket. Almost the fact that he does. He doesn't have any red flags. Is that a red flag? We can't find a fault? We should have printed more green flags. I'm not sure who's making the rules, but I have been told. Obviously, you know, you get your five questions, but at the end of your five,

Cam gets one back to you. So now the table's turn. And Cam, you get to fire one question at B. Okay, let's go. If you were to imagine a year from now, and you had to describe our connection in three words, what would you like those three words to be? I would say committed, peaceful and fun. Great words.

Those are all great words. Committed, peaceful and fun. Or we visit that in a year then, well, we'll be fine. I can send sparks. I'm like that please can be my type. Wow. I like that you said peaceful. To me, that's the most important thing is you won't.

and just be at peace with the person that you're with and Cam does sound like a drum. Not that we ever know. I will say you keep your cards close to your chest be because I don't know necessarily what you're thinking yet. I've got one more question even though it's not

my job. I just love this question. Just remember your husband's now watching us. What would you rate yourself because I don't know what you look like, you sound hot and what would you rate yourself physically out of a ten? I would say eight but that's taking a lot work to realize that, I suppose.

Nice, okay. What about when you're wearing the police uniform? Come on. Yeah, I was on the police Instagram page for a year and there were a lot of dodgy DMs. That's good. Let's go back from the police Instagram. Cam out of that. Yeah, come on.

Okay, you're a legend. You've got to keep a little bit of mystery cam. Thank you very much, man. You're being very giving with your answers and we appreciate your time and we hope it's been worth yours. Thank you. Oh, good. Oh, it's totally worth it at the experience.

It's great. I think I'm coming. Oh, is he gone? Can we talk about him now? I like him. He's great. He seems nice. He seems like he's going to have some nice, wholesome, fun times.

There is an old lady who died at age 122. She smoked for 100 years, drank a glass of wine every day, but she also ate almost a kilo of what every day that offset supposedly these things that I guess should be killing her? It was this. Dark chocolate is a medicine. One of the best medicines around is 50 grams or 100 grams of 75% or more dark chocolate. Brain health as well, cardiovascular health.

I mean, they do studies where they've put cocoa into volunteers and they were able to show changes in the blood flow within minutes of eating cocoa. Wow. Now this lady, Gene, could be the exception, not the rule. Sorry, almost a kilo of dark chocolate every week, not every day. Do you say 122? I don't even think that was physically possible. She outlived both her daughter and her grandson.

That's sad. Yeah. Those are the things to eat, the things to stay away from, obviously your pizzas, your bacon, your cheeseburger, soft drinks. Hot dogs are the worst 36 minutes they will take off your life. Yeah. Why? Because it's the processed meat.

Process meat is a carcinogen. We know it might not want to be a downer on, you know, what people eat. Well, we've sent all our stuff that we ate yesterday to Carl, our producer, and he's collated a whole load of figures. And we should say that we didn't know we were going to be tested on this. Had we know we'd be tested, we would have been cleaning. You would have touched the numbers. Yeah, of 24 hours worth of eating data from U3,

and the results are quite shocking. So I've gone through and basically just built an algorithm with an AI. Yep. That, well, everything you've eaten, it's added or subtracted. It's basically a point system. Who do we think they're living the longest of what they eat? Definitely not dead. He's like a child. He's like a child with adult money.

It's probably going to be, I reckon it's going to be you. Clint's wife's a great chef. And you have a lot of potions and lotions, Ash. I eat incredibly well so that I can also eat naughty things. You know what I mean? So mine's all balanced. Well, there's one of you. I'm rushing to get into your will and there's a reason for that. So I'm going to go through. Let's go through Clint's first.

the thing yesterday that added the most to his life was a protein shake, okay? Two minutes, added two minutes to your life. Wow. The thing that subtracted the most from your life at six minutes is a glass of Coke Zero. Oh, no. That was just a little treat

because we did a family movie last night and then we were like, can we have a glass of Coke and then we all did it. I wonder what the difference between like a Coke, a Diet Coke and a Coke series. And just quickly, I think, yeah, did your wife make dinner last night? Yeah.

She's trying to kill you minus three and a half minutes for your dinner, soft tacos and stuff like that. It sounds delicious though. I'd rather diet. Okay. Ash, yesterday the thing that added the most to your life

was six minutes, a piece of salmon. Oh, fantastic. So well done. But the bagel and cream cheese subtracted two minutes. That was all one meal. So really, the meal as a whole

plus four minutes. I had bagels together, so I was the bad influence there. And you've got bits of dark chocolate, you've got vitamins, kimchi, pistachia, and that's like, I'll tell you then what you got. Dan, it's been great knowing you, bro.

So, um... Yesterday was a bad day. I was feeling a little bit... George, he's not going to have a father. The thing that added the most... Okay, now this is the thing that added the most of his life yesterday. A coffee. A long black was cream.

Two minutes. That's the best you could do was a coffee. Is that adding to my life? They added two minutes to your life. Oh, I have six of them then tomorrow. Then you have a heart attack. But then the thing that subtracted the most three minutes was a... donut and then there was also three minutes

for the jam on toast that you had as well two slices of that. Right. So do you want me to go through and tell you who out of the entire day? Because these are just the things that were the most but it all totals up. If we got off one day. Yeah, if we keep eating everything we are yesterday. Who's going to, who's coming out on top? Who's coming out

on top? Okay. No particular order. Clint Yesterday your diet you minus 5.5 minutes from your life. What? Five minutes off my life. Is it worth it for the pork pork, though? I ate a lot. Honestly, I ate a lot of like just roast chicken, broccoli and rice

with no sauce. Maybe I should just eat anything whatever I want. It's the Coke. That was the massive thing, bro. Yeah, he's really into that stuff. Okay. Okay, I'm actually going to do Dan's last. Ash, out of all your supplements, cucumbers, there's a whole piece of fetter potash in us.

Oh my God, fish oil. Echinacea. You added 41 minutes to your life. 122 here she comes Oh yeah And Dan Can't wait to have a second family

Oh yeah You're going to be like that in Jean 122 Kids and grandkids And Dan You subtracted 14 minutes from your life From everything you hate yesterday

Damn might not even make it till the end of his edge contract God he won't man This tear will be free in no time. I can tell you, have we got time or just got all the days? If you guys all ate that same diet for the next year, for the next year, Ash, you would have added 10 days to your life. Clint, you would have lost 1.4 days,

and Dan, you would have lost 3.5 days from your life. I'm going to write a will today. Thank you, Patricia Carl. Do you want to do that as well? You can just punch your diet into chat, GPT. and it does all the work for you. How good are donuts, though, really? Yeah.

I'll go see your nutritionist, by the way. Don't go to chat GBT for your medical. Clint, Megan Dan. Come on, push, push. You've got this. I was in labour while they were. What were they doing? What were they up to?

This text has just come through from Monique said I was in labour while the midwife and her training midwife were doing their makeup. I've always said you have to look good when you're delivering a baby, though. Oh my God. I think it might not be about you. Damn, you're all sitting there dying and they're just putting their concealer on.

Fake eyelashes. Nadalind, I need to look hot, not you. It's the baby's first view. They don't want to see a haggard midwife. Here's probably our favourite one from last week, if you missed it. My now ex-husband was in the middle of having his prized cow while I was driving myself to the hospital. to have our daughter. One number, uh, cow tag was it?

Do you remember? The 346. Oh, you remember the cow! You know the cow! Oh, yeah, of course she does. Wow. I think that she would be driving to the hospital on her own in Labor, thinking I'm going to divorce this guy.

That is an absolute boss maneuver, though. Anybody that's in Labor, no, in Labor, and you're driving yourself to the hospital. I thought you meant it was a boss move for him to be like, nah, sis. I was like, oh, Ash is going to climb over this. can strangle you. It just shows what women, especially mothers do when they have to, when they're in the, we're in this spot.

Okay, Tash, kick us off. You're in Labor while they were doing what? Well, I woke up in Labor, early hours of the morning. My partner realized he had the work truck, so he had to drop it off because they had all the tools. So I had to follow him half an hour, 25 minutes, half an hour, the opposite direction. to pick him up.

Oh, my goodness. I would have been seething every kilometre seething. Surely he just gets one of the guys from work to like swing by the hospital to grab the truck and you go, yeah, man, whatever you need. You would think I actually blame his work. They should have been doing that, not him. They always say, is there anything I can do? Let us know if we can help.

Oh, my gosh. But in the moment, you're so stressed. No one's thinking clearly. You just go over it. No, I'll just follow you. I'll just follow you. Go, go, go, quick, quick. How long between you picking them up and you giving birth? I got to the hospital probably maybe 15. So it was really touching.

Oh, my gosh. A bit of traffic could have meant you had given birth on the side of the road. Incredible. Well, exactly, yes, yeah, because we had to go down the motorway and pick traffic, so, yeah. And were you having contractions while you were driving? Yes. Yes. Like he was an avaramaic.

You should never have been put through that. That's shocking. Yeah, yeah. And on the second one, he stole all my gas, ball of the labour. Oh, he sounds like a good guy. He's still together. No, that's, that happens. Oh, that happens, though.

Sometimes we think it would be fun to also experience, you know, the moment, and we get a little carried away. Do you know what I thought she meant? Every time I've said that story to people, they're like, oh, yeah, it happened to us. Yeah, I got told off. I know what you were thinking. Yes, because I initially thought that. I thought he went to the car park and siphoned the gas out of her picture tank for her giving birth.

Now's my chance. Yeah. All right, what do you got? If you've got a story, you know, all the guys are going to love that one. I was in Labor while they were what? Wasn't necessarily your birth plan? Yeah. If you had discussed with your midwife and the leader?

We are going to talk to someone whose hubby told them to hold off so they could finish cooking dinner. God. Every week, I think you guys can't disappoint me more. And here we are. Come on. Push. Push, you've got this. I was in labour while they were drinking somebody's Texan saying, in fact, the car had to stop three times for him to get out and spew on the way to the hospital.

Oh my God. I would murder him. But in his defence, maybe it was an early baby. And so he thought he just had a free night. I would say from 35 weeks onwards, if your partner is having a baby, 35 weeks onwards, you cannot get drunk. What would you say to a guy that theoretically got offered a trip to Australia? to go to the ERAs tour, and his wife was due the end of that week, and he'd still win.

I'd say you'd be an absolute psycho and a bad father if you went. Cheryl, good morning. That was Dad. That was Dad. Cheryl. He's like, my wife wants me to go. Morning. Morning, Cheryl.

You were in Labor while they were. Well, we had to crash out the car, so it was a long time ago. But, yeah, we meant to get in the car in the morning. It was a marked three Cortina. The car wouldn't start. And had to crash start the car to get to the car. the maternity ward, and then after I had my son, which my

second son, I had to climb out the window at the maternity ward to help my ex-husband crash start the car again. Get home. Do you mean like push-start? You're saying crash start. You mean push-start? Yeah, push-start. Yeah, push-start the car. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, crash, like

roll it down home and drop a farmer. Oh my gosh. That's incredible. There is a common theme here of farmers, especially farming husbands, really just not prioritising the human birth experience. Maybe because they're involved in cow births all the time, that they're like, it's just a thing. Denise has a different rule to you, Ash, because you know what I'm saying? What do you say, five weeks out from the day to birth, no getting wasted?

Denise, it was how far out from the birth before you threw a last hurrah for your husband? It was about just over three weeks. Okay. What's the last hurrah? Like one last lad's night where he can just do whatever before he has to be a. a dead and be responsible? Yes. That's nice.

My brother did it in the Netherlands, and it's called a Detchiller instead of a dad. Denshiel. Detshiel. I never heard of that. I mean, that's a joke, but more pouty. Yeah, okay. And then what happened?

I organized the Gold Day and everything, and he was all dressed in pink, and the boy surprised them, and then we had some shots ready and pizza and everything. So my husband was drinking all day, and then in the night, I had to call and say, how bad is it because yeah it's happening

and it was so did you go into labour early obviously Denise? I did yeah yeah she was like three weeks early so I did not expect it to happen and you had organised the whole day couldn't even be angry

I did so tell me what was the fallout what condition was he in when you were at the hospital having the baby he scoffed some pizza and a lot of water while we were on our way to the hospital my friend was able to drive us there And so I guess the whole situation sobered him up pretty quickly.

So he did really well. It is a sobering situation for sure. It's a happy ending, I guess. Wow, a dad chula. Hey, I wonder how many people are turning to their part of the camera right now going, when are you throwing me one of those baby on the way? Clit's having a third kid. Now we have Carl who's looking after the full noise workday with Yaz.

He's on here from 10. He's in here because his dad has a story. He wasn't at your birth? No, so he was there the entire time, right? And like, good on him. He, you know, he's stuck by my... Not good on him, what for being present while his wife pushed a watermelon out of him.

No, no, because he was starving, and he was like, no, no, I'm going to wait here. But then he asked the doctor, he said, like, look, I'm but hungry, like, how long until you think she'll give birth? And he said, oh, it'll be ages. It'll be ages. Go and get yourself for something. Doctor's fault.

And dad didn't want mum to, like, smell a meat pie while he was in there. So he was, oh, just wait outside while I eat my meat pie. Why did you smell of meat? He was told, because he had a meat pie. Stupid question. And he, you know, he, you know, I was sitting outside, he told it would be ages until, you know, I came into the world.

So he was sitting out there eating a pie, and then he sees a baby being wheeled out. He's like, hang on a second. Is that my son? Is that my son? And he walks in my son. Where are you? Where are you?

I was having a meat pie. Why didn't they come and get him? He was like, you'll never get it. I just had the best mince and cheese you have in. Wow. He's never lived it down. Great story, Cal. Yeah, that's good.

Thank you, bro. All right, back again next week. If we didn't get to your text, we'll chuck them to the front of the queue. Because the amount of people there are stories is just ridiculous. I just don't get it. We're getting more texts come through. Every week I think I will get no more text this. We'll be done. Everyone has told their stories.

Nope. No. Susanna, we're calling you next week, but... Definitely. Really? Yeah, and a lot of farming ones too. Farming wives, they just put out with a lot. Yeah, don't marry a farmer if you want them to give two craps about you going into birth. Holy shit!

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