The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I've been humped by a dog

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan for a hilarious and heartwarming episode where the gang dives into everything from baby shower debates to their upcoming band performance. Meghan shares her awkward moment at a baby shower, while Dan finds himself reluctantly attending one, sparking a lively discussion on gift etiquette. Special guest Sophie shares her diabetic travel hack for theme parks, and the team hilariously tries to mime song lyrics with noise-canceling headphones. Plus, tune in for the shocking Gen Z Quiz and unique name coincidences that will leave you in stitches. 00:34 Morning Banter and Weekend Plans02:23 Throwback Song Debate07:39 Scandal21:13 Travel Hacks and Loopholes27:33 ADHD Medication Shortage32:01 Beat That Coincidence40:01 Hailey Bieber's Vogue Cover and Scandal43:53 Celebrity Baby Names and Peppa Pig47:07 Funny and Unfortunate Names01:02:06 Gen Z Quiz01:06:49 Debate: Baby Shower Gifts01:15:08 MC/DC's First Gig Preparation01:16:53 Can Singing Be Learned?  

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megyn Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg rolling round in mud. Look at her. She's about to do her mating call.

and mud look at her oh she's about to do her mating call settle down Meg it's time for the show Kinky this is Clint Meg and Dan Good morning good morning good morning it's back on six o'clock Friday Eve yeah oh don't do that to us Clint yeah Yeah, I'm gonna do a little Clint here, but this week has gone really fast. Just me? Oh, is it good standing for you two? Okay. No, I think it's gone,

I think the last few weeks have gone very quickly. Crazy quick, it's like Friday. But that's because we have a gig on Saturday, we were going to be playing in our band and I think that's crept up really quick. What are you going through now for the show today? I literally bought a packed lunch so I could stay as long as possible. No I'm staying until I think today we don't leave until we're happy with the song. I'm in Dan I've got my lunch here. I haven't gone to the gym once this week because we're just

playing all the time we're going to be so skinny on stage. Yeah Clint. Oh that's what we're watching. Do we want to be swole? I think I've put on weight since I've started this band. And not in a good way. Because Dan's staying here and buying more from the vending machine. The only thing we need fit from you Clint is your fingers. Okay. Alright.

Yeah, no it's gonna be fun. Olivia sounds like a good time. So I don't, I feel like we can't lose. No we can't. Cos she's just happy to have us there. It would, we would be losing on our own accord at this point I think we'd be losing because we were like we can do better we could have done better but this time last week I genuinely was like if we're as good as we were last

week I wasn't gonna take to the stage if we nail it. I'm not gonna go and embarrass myself when we can't even do the song from start to finish. I was like, that's just, that's stupidity. It's like a kamikaze. Like, me? Wow. I did not know he was such a non-team player. No. If anything, I was thinking the words you were looking for.

The words are little bitch. Don't want to ruin Olivia's birthday by embarrassing us in the name of the show. But it's OK, we're good now. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh gosh we're just discussing a 6am throwback get you excited for your Thursday the 22nd of May just to start the day you know with a bit of a bang out where you go oh yeah I'm ready to go now. Sometimes though it's very hard to get a bang out because a lot of the here we go 2017 is that throwback though? Drake? Nah, we said 10 years plus.

Okay, well then we can't play Drake. Okay, now Clint keeps wanting a song. There's a song like an earworm that I don't even know why. But it's not really a banger. Is it not? But we could do it as a... I missed you come back home and monifer. That isn't it, is it?

Monifer? No, that's not it. Don't play that. Are you sure? It can't be, yeah. How do you spell monifer? Monifer. No, that's not it, don't play that. Are you sure? It can't be, yeah, it can't be. How do you spell monifer? Monifer, no, that won't be it. Are you sure? Yeah, I did.

I've heard that song, oh, I miss you so. Who was with somebody and somebody, it was like, it wasn't Jenny Wigmore, but it was somebody with somebody. Is it come back home? Please, okay. This just starts brainstorming like live audio. Okay, we could also do.

Stan Walker, no, that's not it. You know, okay, why don't we do, it's the 22nd. 22 is a song by Taylor Swift. She's pretty good Clint. And I think that's probably the only thing we've got. I'm looking through today's music. It doesn't matter. Everything's either too soon, like too,

or like years ago. Fleetwood Mac, Rolling Stones. It could just be an absolute banger that you just love that doesn't need to, like, pit bull when we did Fireball. So, you know, just a song that'll get us going. My earworm, the other day, which I don't think is the right song, is that I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker.

That was great. There was no music in that song apart from a bit of drum at the start, and then there is from a bit of drum at the start And then there is a little bit of music at the end. Huge one hit wonder eh? Oh Sandy Yeah, to the Sandy Thomas or Sandy Tom I think this had its time But I think if you played it now Mmm. Wow what a throwback. Oh, okay. Um, what about Zowie?

Producer Carl's found the song that's my earworm. It's by Fort Miner. That's right. You can get it. So it's between Taylor Swift 22, Port Miner, and Sandy Tom Pike Rocker. What an eclectic mix of crusts. Port Miner do another banger that we have played in the segment before. This is a hell of a gym banger if you're wanting to like get all amped up for a gym workout. I didn't know they did that. Okay well have you heard this song before? Yeah a gym workout Okay, I didn't know they did that. Okay. Well, you have you heard this song before? Yeah, I know this song

Okay, I'm doing a pivot The power's gone to his head again Play with your partners if you got if you got Normally it works. I think better on a male partner, but maybe not I I tried out my husband last night where you asked them if they have any photos of hot girls in their phone, which the answer should be, of course, babe, my phone's full of photos of you. That's the right answer. But I would never answer that way.

I'd never go... Why? Because I am assuming hot girls, it's a loaded question and she's going, you know, like you've got screenshots of hot chicks. This is why it's trending Dan, because most people are answering like you and then realising they've answered wrong. But it's a trick question.

It's not a trick question. Your wife is a hot girl and you would say, yeah, I've got a hot girl, am I fine? I would, yeah, I would. But. Yeah, I guess you go just one hot girl. Yeah, just one hot girl, just you. And maybe a couple of others that I've screenshotted previously before we're together, right? But I mean, no, no, you went too long. Oh bugger. So I asked my husband guy last night and this was his reaction

Do you have any hot photos of girls on your phone? No? These pictures of you? He he. Just? Sorry? I tried to save it. Oh. So no hot, just confirming no hot photos of girls on your phone.

Of other girls? Oh I didn't ask that question. Oh sorry, I missed it. I just got pictures of you. Oh no I said it again. See he's fallen for it. I would have done the same. I'm with God. I'm say question. Oh sorry, I missed her. No, I just got pictures of you. Oh, no, I said it again. No? See, he's fallen for it. At the same as well. I would have done the same. I'm with God, I'm team guy. God, just hold on.

It's a mind build in the man's little house. Yeah. Guy's just sitting there just chilling, mind his own business, now he's in trouble. Yeah, he's just scrolling with one finger on his phone like he's 50. If you're just going to be like, it's sitting there.

Yeah, it's a little fun game, you know. I actually genuinely think if I looked through my phone right now, there wouldn't be one other hot girl on there apart from my wife Hannah. You have plenty of photos of me. Yeah, but no hot girls. Pfft! Ha ha ha! I like it.

Yeah. It's just a bit of fun. Yeah, it doesn't work the other way around, if you ask you. Yeah, I don't know, what do you think? Should I try it with my wife tonight and see how we go? Any photos of hot boys on your phone? Absolutely not. Even if I think I explained it like you did to Guy, she'd go, still no.

See, yeah, yeah, it doesn't hit the same, does it? The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Clint Megan Dan scandal. I was very excited to see something that would excite my my friend wicked for good is coming out Oh bloody howards at the end of the year is in October November It's already my husband's already bought us tickets in the movies for it's already. Can you already buy tickets? Well, I think he's yeah, he's if he hasn't bought the ticket. Sorry. He is locked in the babysitter Okay, and like book your in so that we can go that night.

What cinema is selling pre-sale tickets to him? To me that's already booking the tickets. That's pretty good Ford thinking from the old husband. November 21 it's coming out. That's the one. It doesn't normally care enough to fact check. June 6th I think is when we get the full trailer, but we have just this morning had a teaser for it.

Are you ready Dan to hear it? I can't't wait is it musically? Here we go okay It's not long buddy. Okay. Here's the teaser. Piss off. That pissed me off. What now is there visual? He's smiling like he's waiting for it to build. That is one of the worst teasers. I hope that there's some visual elements that add to it. Are we getting a bounce back set up? I will show you boys the visual, and then you can see it if you want.

You can get a bounce back, but it is pretty short. Here we go. This is what you see. Okay. So I'll hit it, Dan, you just cut that. Okay, so now I'm seeing a whole load of garments. Six months. Six months, it says. No, it was a window cracking a whole load of garments. Six months. Six months it says.

No, it was a window cracking. A window cracked, and then just the Wicked logo. That is the worst tease I've ever seen. Unbelievable. Actually, Ariana Grande, she does the worst musical teasers, I reckon. And so maybe she had something to do with it. I'd say Meg, you've teased this tease.

Sorry, that was mean. And it is terrible. That was me. Yeah, like a lot of people listening would have been like, oh, I can't wait to hear this mini trailer. So what's the glass cracking? I don't know. So glass cracks, then it says six months,

and then the Wicked logo comes on. Is that a boos stick? Because she smashed through, at the end of the last film, she smashed through the window in Defying Gravity. So there's not a big storyline about grass. It's me. And she smashes through the window in a broomstick. So I think it's probably like a thing to say that things have moved on the glass is still smashed well look at you reading into an eight second teaser but anyway it looks from what I've seen of the musical the second half of the actual musical on Broadway it's gonna be a great movie. And they filmed it all together as I said before so the first movie and then the second movie were filmed in the same like filming time.

It's a lot of trust for everyone to keep tight-lipped about it all I suppose. Yeah true. I think if you must be like I mean we're probably you'll probably talking about the smaller roles but the big roles that'd be like wanting to keep it tight-lipped right? Yeah you're right if you're in a smaller role and you know yeah I mean you still don't want to piss off any opportunity to have work again in Hollywood right? The problem is you can be tight-lipped but it's not like Marvel where no one's heard the story before. True. Like the musicals on Broadway so people millions of people know what happens. Yeah. So it's not like

no one knows so it's not like no one knows. So it's more like how they portray that on screen that's the secret, I guess. Yeah, and I guess it's not like you can give too much away then I suppose. Yeah, but I think from what I've understood, Dorothy, who is obviously in The Wizard of Oz, she features in the second movie

and she doesn't feature very much in the musical itself. Who's playing Dorothy? I don't know. Oh, okay, so that is still a secret. Yeah. But obviously someone has played Dorothy and already shot it. 100% and I don't think it's like a main main role like Cynthia and Ariana. So you think that would get out? You think that would leak? You'd think so. Yeah, you're pretty sure. Or maybe people just don't care enough. I think there's been speculation but no confirmation yet of who's...

No, not that I can see from a quick angle. Maybe just no one's talking about it. It's not really a big enough deal. Yeah. Anyway, I can't wait. So 21st of November is when it comes out worldwide. And it's available in IMAX as well. Or it might be somebody who's... No, I found it. I found the person. She's a no one. She's a 15 year old nobody. How exciting is that? 15? Good on her.

I think this is what's been said so far. Oh my god. Could be wrong but that's what it's saying. How old was Dorothy? 2015! Good on her. I think this is what's been said so far. Oh my god. Could be wrong but that's what it's saying. How old was Dorothy in the actual Wizard of Oz movies? I think like 12 or something. Oh really? I thought she was like 23 or something. I think the actress Judy Garland probably was. But I think she's quite young.

Oh okay. Let's go! I'm hoping to get to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early every morning with this Hey we have a first time caller with Chris! Get in! Hello stranger Hey Chris How are you bro? How are you guys going Hey Chris! How are you bro?

How are you guys going? Good! So are you sounding chipper? Chris works, he drives the airport shuttle so that's why he'll be up early What time did you start? 4 in the morning Wow, and how long have you been doing it? I'd love to know how many times you've driven into the airport and out of it

You won't be the first person to ask that, but I'll lose count pretty quick. Yeah. What do you reckon? Are we in like, like a thousand, five thousand? Oh, probably. I reckon about six hundred. Oh yeah. Wow.

Yeah. We do it over, do it over 12 hours. So, you know, go to four p.m. Elieber, his partner lives in Taiwan. He's broken both ankles yikes and was once in an elevator with a guy who dropped his pants and started taking a piss. Oh yeah. That's why elevators always smell like wheeze because people urinate in them. What'd you do? What'd you do when the guy was just taking a leak in the urinal?

I mean in the elevator. Try and stay away from them as much as I could until the elevator got to the floor and then we ran out of there and made a complaint. It was quite an interesting moment. I don't recommend it. Yeah, I think there's cameras in most elevators as well. Yeah, there was that Uber driver, right, who got caught on camera doing it

and they were using the footage to try and find out who the driver was because he just took a piss in an elevator while he was dropping off food in an apartment. All the places to do it, I don't understand. I feel like your job Chris, and my question is going to be about your job today, I feel like your job would have some good stories when people are stressed, everyone's always stressed before they go on a holiday right, and they've got to get up early and they've

missed something. What do you think is the, okay Chris don't answer now, but what do you think is the most interesting story that's happened with Chris, where has he had to drive back and pick up the passports or what's gone down in the shuttle? Well don't answer Chris we're gonna guess and then see which one's closer. You tell us who's the closest. Sometimes we're all wrong but you've got to try to work out who might be close. I think that he's had a customer get into the van and go I am you need to drive fast to get me. I'm about to miss my flight. I need the fastest drive to the airport you've ever done.

Okay, Clint. Honestly, I think people who, Chris has taken to the airport are in the best mood, because they're like, yes, finally. I leave all my worries behind, I'm going away. And I reckon you've got a massive fat tip from someone who's just so excited, and the dopamine is so high that they've given you a couple of hundred bucks as a tip.

Not a nowhere. Not before a holiday. No. You want to be spending money. I think something has happened where somebody's been running late and they've run out like towels still in their hair almost half-dressed and they're like hopping and jumping and skipping trying like get to the shuttle to get in. Like home alone. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay so who's closer there, Chris? Well, to be honest, you're all right, but Dan is like... Yeah, man, and you know what?

I think that that would be a common thing. So what if they, tell us a situation where you've had people be like, you need to drive faster, and you're already going the speed limit. What are you doing those times? True, it's not your fault. You need to be responsible. you're already going the speed limit. What are you doing those times? True. It's not your fault. You need to be responsible.

There's not much you can do because the van's tracked by eRoad. So the big boss management will know my speed if I choose to break it. Yeah. Well, I would... What you can do is recommend just to come. Sorry. No, no, I was just going to say, I reckon I get the point there because Chris said you're actually all alright, and mine was the most... You said, what's the most outrageous thing that's happened? Someone asking them to drive fast because I'm running late is not that outrageous.

Oh, that's true. That's almost super common. So have you had somebody give you a big fat tip before their holiday? Ah, yes. Yes, I've had. Oh, that's nice. It was a reasonable amount. Can't complain about it. But was it close to 200? Nah, not that much, but you know, it was close.

Yeah, so I think I still get the point there. Oh, someone got in his van and said, drive as fast as you can, I'm late for the airport. That's gotta happen every day, that's not outrageous at all. That's not kind of true. And minding you, I also see somebody who's half naked running with the hair in a towel. So. Yeah, so it's between you and me. Definitely in between, Dan.

Okay, you're gonna have to decide, Chris. Does me get the point or do I get the point? I think you get the point, Clint. Nice, good Chris. I'm gonna send you a voucher to go spend in a store at Zed, mate. Enjoy a free coffee or the cheeseburger pie. Oh, I appreciate that.

You're very welcome, bro. Yeah, Dan even said himself in that chat he goes yeah it probably happens a lot and I'm like okay. That's why I chose it but you can be a sore loser Clint. My mum always says when she catches up with me she's like Clint is a sore loser. He's like a child isn't he? It's sad to hear. Who's actually losing on the board? I like rules I like rules and Meg said what's the craziest thing that's happened and yours was not crazy you, what's the craziest thing that's happened? And yours was not crazy. You went for the most common thing that could have happened in Chris's day.

That is true. Yeah. I actually don't remember my question if it was what, common or crazy. It doesn't really matter, does it? It's not really a game. We just get to know Chris. So anyway, Dan can suck it and so can his mum, Julie. We're joined by Sophie in the office

who is leaving us for Camp America very, very soon. And I imagine whilst on the way to start your new career as a podcasting specialist, you are stopping off at some of the theme parks, Orlando Universal. Yes, I am. I'm visiting some friends in Florida before I head to camp. Now, why do we want you to get on to brag about that?

It's because we found out you have found a way to skip a queue within theme parks, which now everyone's going, okay, how the hell are you doing that? Yes, so I am a type one diabetic, and I found out because technically I could faint in a line that I can get to skip the lines. Now hold on, now are you, how often do you faint?

I've never fainted from that. Now this is where it gets murky. Yes, so this is what they've said online to get the latest accessibility information for guests with hearing disabilities. Vision impairments, cognitive disabilities, people with prosthetics and they can get this individual accessibility card that lets them, I guess, go into a... Like a fast pass, I imagine, when you pay more money and you skip the queue and go right to the front, except even in a fast pass line, you still got to line up behind the other people with a fast pass. You're right to the front every single time. I think so. So I think you get a time for the ride that you go back at that time and then you get like a special entrance The issue is where does it end because there's um, I'm seeing different

disorders that you could argue you you can't queue for you know, like I could say I've got ADHD and I You know now they do have a note so be interesting to see what happens So it says note the card does not guarantee a guest will receive an Attractions Assistant Pass. Universal Orlando will determine the appropriate queue accommodation based on your specific needs. So make, feel feinty that day.

Do a little bit pale, do pale skin. Have you had to send over documentation to prove you're a type 1 diabetic? I did for my application, and then I got an email from Universal saying that they're going to call me a few days before my visit to plan my visit. Wait, so how did you even find out this was a thing? Someone in the office said their friend did it and then I was like, well I need to use

my diabetes to my advantage. Yeah, if you're dealing with- You can't get something out of it. Yeah. Because what are, what's the day-to-day dealings of being a type 1 diabetic anyway? It's a lot honestly. Trying to manage your blood sugar levels going high, going low, you know, when my levels are high, I do feel really bad. And so is that like a food thing that you can only eat certain foods or you have to really watch like certain sugars that you can and you can't binge on lollies?

Yeah, I guess you can really eat anything, you just have to correct for it with insulin. Oh right, so you have to do the maths of like how much insulin. But I just can't be bothered most of the time, so I just don't need it. Yeah, here's the thing though as well, if you're feeling faint, the last thing you probably should be doing is going on some sort of attraction ride upside down.

It does feel a little bit like that, you go, oh I can't stand lying, I might get faint. They're like, all right, well what are you gonna do when you get on this ride? I'm on this 5G ride over here. It goes faster than any other in the Southern Hemisphere. Yeah, I don't know, look, good on you for giving it a bash, Get on the drive G ride over here. It goes faster than any other in the Southern Hemisphere. Yeah. I don't know.

Look, good on you for giving it a bash. But then I wonder whether you'll get there and they'll go, wait, hold on, so you're feeling faint. Well, then you're not getting on the ride. I don't know. It's an interesting one. But I mean, if you can, like you say, get to the front of the queue,

the amount of time you would save. Some of those parks, you'll line up for four rides all day. Like it's literally, you get on four rides. Travel hacks and loopholes. What have you got? Not necessarily just with theme parks, but I guess even at the airport, on the plane. Commonly done, but I remember a radio show

did this a few years ago. What you do is you dress as a pilot. Right. And then you go through customs, and they just let you through. And then you get on any plane you want. And did they go on a trip? I think so. I think it worked out completely fine.

No court cases. I knew they almost went to jail. Right. After a trip to jail. Yeah. Do not fast go. Do not collect $200. Clint, Megan, Dan. What is your travel hack or loophole? After we just had a soap from the edge office in saying,

if you're a type 1 diabetic, you can actually apply for effectively a fast pass and go to the front of the queue in theme parks because if you stand for too long, your sugar levels can change and you can faint. Not that she's ever fainted before. But use what you have. I mean, being diabetic type 1 would be really tough. And so why not use it to get some good life? I don't think anybody's gonna complain about it. No. Put it that way.

This one's interesting. Some thing parks in the US you can hire a mobility scooter even if you're able bodied and fine and you can go to the front of the queue just because you've got the mobility scooter. Cause you pay 15 bucks to hire it for the day or something. Well that's a cheap fast pass. True.

It's cheaper than the actual. Yeah but then you have to stand up to get on this ride. Yeah but you just put a limp on. Oh, Jesus. Another one that some people do, I saw this going around on Insta and TikTok for a long time, where people would buy two tickets, or even three, like in a row, and they'd make sure the two outside ones

were fully refundable. And then just before the flight's about to leave, they would cancel them, get refunded, and there wouldn't be enough time to sell those seats, so they'd get two seats either side of them, empty, so they could lay down. Oh, that's smart. But again, a little bit naughty, isn't it?

Yeah. A little bit dishonest. You'd be so pissed if you went to all that effort, and then last minute, they were like, oh, this seat's here, let's move the baby over here, they've got more room. Not as naughty as producer Neeps' mum. Oh.

Yeah, this was actually some of mum's friends. So through their work, they got free Kourou lounge because they had to travel, yeah, mum's friends. They got free Kourou lounge, so they had to travel quite a bit. So what some of her workmates would do is when those $2 grabber seats were a thing, they'd pick up one of those,

get to the flight about three hours beforehand and just get pissed in the Kauru lounge and miss their flight intentionally. Never get on the plane. Just don't even get on it. Free food, free booze for a few hours. That's a hack eh? For two bucks. Just go for dinner at Kauru. I mean if you've got the free vouchers for Kauru absolutely. Let's go to this is an anonymous person. Good morning. Hi. Hey what's your travel hack or loophole? I'd purchase the Genie Pass Plus. Oh, yes, Genie Pass is the best.

So I'm guessing this is at Disney? Yes, yes. And what does that get you? Well, well worth it. So you go up the exit line and you skip right to the front. Right. I mean, there's no way that hack though, is there? In the sense because you can buy it. It's Right. I mean, there's not really a hack though, is there?

In the sense that you can buy it. It's legal, so you can buy it. I think you use it to book a ride, like an hour from now. So effectively, like, queues for you, but you can only do it one ride at a time. It's good to know about though. A lot of people wouldn't even know to even look into that, that you could get that. I love that she wanted to be anonymous, because it was like a secret. Don't tell anyone. But there's a genie pass. Yeah. Shut your mouth Webby, this poor person's rung up,

gone on the radio for a stupid radio break that we're just trying to fill some time with. Giving us a tip and you're telling... I will say it's a good tip but it's not necessarily a hack is it? That's all I'm saying. It's like a one where you're going through the back door to kind of get a secret thing. Not everyone likes to go through the back door. I'm just speaking Clint's language. Hey Bex! Hi, how are you? What's the travel hack? Good, so at the same park in America there's a thing called a singles line. So sometimes the rides might have three seats and only a couple goes on. Yes, yes. And so there's a spare seat there. So the singles line is really short all the time

and sometimes if you've got two of you, you might get on the same ride anyway. Yeah, yeah, singles line is good. And you're right, even if you get on one ride and then your partner jumps on the next one, it's still maybe like half an hour quicker than trying to sit right beside each other and you got so much to deal with on the ride Anyway, yeah, who cares who's sitting beside you. That's a great one Bex Yeah, that is and a lot of people probably wouldn't know about that one either. So that's great And Laura's also using the diabetes card to get fast pass it. That's the way to go Sorry to hear the diabetes thing Laura but it works.

It does yeah I use it I heard from someone else they use it in America and I tried it in the UK and I my brother loved me for it but we managed to only wait like 10 minutes in any line. So you go with a diabetic and it's even better. Wow so your brother just gets to kind of go alongside with you for the ride. Oh not bad. Yeah I think we were allowed up to maybe 10 people. 10 people with one diabetic! Oh my god so all you gotta do is take a diabetic friend with you to the theme park and everyone cashes in.

Who's gonna be sick? Who's gonna be sick? I don't but I feel like there's a business in this. As a diabetic you could hire yourself out. Oh my god! Oh my! Laura have you ever thought of doing that? Maybe I should. Does anyone want to take me to Disney? Yeah, that's the thing.

You gotta take the paper and ticket. You could call it dial a diabetic. Yeah. That's great. That's so good, Laura. If you're ever near a thing, you could be like, hey, if you pay my ticket in, then you can all go

straight to the front. Pregnancy is also a good one. I remember when we were in Europe, Hannah was pregnant and you just go straight to the front of every line. Yeah, but you can't get on roller coasters if you're pregnant. No, just other things. Pregnancy is fine. You get seats and stuff. Sometimes it happens a lot less, I've realised. I've had a lot of people just look at me and be like, nah. Really? I know, I get shocked by it too. I had a man the other day who just had the only chair and looked up, saw me and continued to...

I think it's a European thing, because when we were in Europe, I felt like a prince with Hannah. She was straight to the front of everything. Just because she was pregnant. I thought nothing really. 30 seconds of work. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky butt.

Megan was just saying Taylor Swift, the first female artist, had three albums with over 10 billion streams. The first to do it, actually seven months ago, December last year, was The Weeknd. Ah yeah. Three albums? Yeah, Starboy, Blinding Lights, and After Hours,

all surpassed. He's surprisingly very, very successful with streams. I probably would have guessed Drake over him, but amazing. Drake does have an album with over 10 million streams, but not three. We can offer Drake. Wow, okay.

Crazy, eh? Yeah. Next week, two years since I was officially diagnosed with ADHD, and we've talked about it quite a bit on the show, and it's becoming more of a common thing I think in New Zealand and worldwide people being diagnosed with it and I think it's just because genuinely it's more common than we once thought. Yeah weren't diagnosed at an earlier age. Yeah and I think a lot of kids were diagnosed you know in childhood but there's more and more

adults being diagnosed with it now and this coincides with some news yesterday of global ADHD drug shortages. This is happening in New Zealand as well. And I've been directly affected by it where I take Ritalin every day. We talk about it quite a bit on the show. And when I was diagnosed, man, it changed my life. And I know a lot of people listen to people that are being diagnosed with ADHD and go, oh, God, it's another person. But it is becoming more common. And I think because everybody's brain is different, it's just something, it's just, there's nothing

weird about it. It's nothing different about you. It's just that your brain is wired differently. And sometimes you need a little bit of help to concentrate or, you know, do things like other people can. And so it's very, I guess, sad in New Zealand and worldwide that it's very hard to get ADHD medication. Is it stressful? Because if it is actually allowing you to be that much more focused and making life that much easier, then I would be stressed, surely,

if I realised that I wasn't going to be able to get my hands on it in a week or a month or however long the shortage is away. Yeah, I mean, there's a way that have more severe Situations to me where they need the riddle and literally every day. Otherwise, they can't function at work You know, they can't function at all in life. I'm lucky that I could if I don't take it I'm not my day's not ruined, but it does affect me And so it's really interesting in New Zealand where we just don't have access.

I've had a couple of times where I've gone to the pharmacist and they've said there's none and so I'd imagine that's pretty rare with drugs around the place. Like it's an actual thing and so yeah. So what do you start rationing your Ritalin now? Yeah I mean I'm down to my final tray of it now. You know that now that there's a story about it and people are talking about it, people are gonna go into that panic.

It's like when you said, like with COVID, like the toilet paper's gonna run out and you need to stop public. I know, producer Carl, you also have ADHD. Sorry, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's so many people around the place that are affected by it. Yeah, exactly, and then all these people

that won't be able to get the medication, it's so scary. Yeah, so I think my thing with it is, go get checked. I mean, if you have always wondered whether you've got it or not, don't let this kind of thing, I mean, there's news stories around the place on staff and on RNZ at the moment of It's very very difficult to get the drugs But my thing is get checked anyway because it changes your life

even if you can't get access to the to the drugs and the help just knowing the mindset of Knowing I have it as a game changer in itself And just take saying I had to get my meds changed because they're out of Ritalin. 350 bucks from a psychiatrist later because we had to go get our... Get special? Maybe we had to go get special meds because Ritalin wasn't available and so then you have to start getting stuff that isn't subsidised because I imagine Ritalin is right? Yeah it is. Is the government subsidised?

Yeah it is subsidised but I mean it's so difficult, it's so expensive to get checked. There's quite often long wait lists to get checked as well and there's I'm doing different types of drugs you can take so there's not just one thing but if you do need to change because there's a shortage of the drugs then you have to go through the whole system again sometimes and go back to the psychiatrist they need to prescribe you another thing so it's a whole long process. Oh Thailand sells Ritalin over-the-counter as much as you want don't have ADHD, but I can confirm I won't read the rest of that. So you could do, I mean, it might be quite expensive to go to Thailand to get your prescription.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess if you know anyone who's doing a trip over to Thailand. Yeah. So I guess what I'm trying to say is if you do have ADHD and you are affected by this drug shortage, I you because it is it's really tricky and my advice if you have ever wondered whether your brain is wired a little bit differently you always want to know get checked and get on the waitlist as soon as you can because sometimes it can be long. Also imagine what that tray that you've got's worth now. Well Clint I need that.

Yeah yeah yeah. Stop trying to get aridolus. I was just joking. You're fine. Clint, Megan, Dan. So I've got one of our favouriteolus. I was just joking. You're fine. Clint, Megan, Dan. So one of our favourite things that we do on a Thursday, Beat That Coincidence. Love a little Beat That Coincidence.

So yesterday, sorry, last week your mum kicked us off. Jules. Now she had a very, very good coincidence. It was just Clint thought it was a bit of a long-winded story. Oh, don't say Clint. You also said that. Yes. Bless her. It was a bit of a long winded story. Oh don't you think Clint, you also said that. Yes. Bless her. It was a good coincidence eventually.

Yeah, but I think we've, we started this segment and people were a little bit loose on their coincidences. I'll be honest, but we're getting better. But I think it's always worth doing the bit for that one gem when you go, oh my God, I'm telling friends and family about that. And Nellie is going to start us off this morning and then if you think you can beat Nellie's coincidence, I'll wait under the that. And Nellie is going to start us off this morning. And then if you think you can beat Nellie's coincidence,

I'll wait under the edge. Morning Nellie. Morning. Good morning. Morning. So what's your coincidence? Yeah, and how old is this coincidence? It's very, very old.

Old ones are the best. When I was a baby, my nickname was Naalbelle. And when I was 24, I met my husband and his last name is Bell So now you're now I am now Bell Nelly Bell, but yep Yeah, so my confidence name growing up was something and then you married the person with the last name that gave her the nickname officially I think it's a great thing. It's pretty good. I mean the chances of that happening got a ring to it Yeah, it does literally literally. I mean, the chances of that happening... You've got to wrinkle it. It does. Literally. Literally. You've told the story before.

It's like if my... She's like, wait, I got the cucker, I got the cucker. Yeah, she's really good. I love that, Nellie. You know, if my husband's last name was Iggy... So, Miggie Iggy, that would be... You know, it's just as good. I think you needed to say that your name was... My name was Miggie Iggy.

Otherwise I was like, what? What was your nickname Dan growing up? Danny Boone. Danny Boone? So have you married Mrs Boone? Yeah, if Hannah's last name was Boone. I thought it was Ball Bag or something. That was more of a bullying name that people used to call me. Danny Ball Bag.

If you married Hannah and it was Hannah Ball Bag and you took her last name. What a coincidence though. Hannah Ball Bag and you took her last night. What a coincidence though. Hannah Ballbag? Anyway, I mean it is a coincidence. I love that. It is a great one. I love it too.

It was just drawn in sweet. The opposite of your mum's story. Yes. Oh now Jules was probably listening and she's your biggest fan. I love you Jules. Oh I know. I'm going to read the rest of this text off here because I just started reading it and it goes, I've got one. I'm not sure it's a coincidence.

So, I'll pre-read that during the song. But if you think you can beat Nellie's coincidence, floor is yours, 0800 The Edge, and we'll give our favourite coincidence a double pass to our must-see movie, which is in cinemas right now, Final Destination Bloodlines. Hell of a film, highly recommend. You get out and check it out. was better to go for free though eh?

Yeah I love the segment I'm really hoping for an amazing one this time. Beat that coincidence if you've got a story that has a huge coincidence we want to hear from you. Yeah we've got a few coming in on the text between actually somebody I think it's Shane has said this is the best coincidence but I said that one last week Shane so. Shane might have missed that. What a coincidence. Yeah.

Yeah, we talked about your coincidence last week Shane, it was a bloody good one about you, somebody having the same name as you that worked in the same business. Do you remember that? That's right. Like a twin. Like you just saw like a business card and was like, why has that got my first and last name in the same company I work for? So weird.

And then turns out they're the same birthday as well. They're like the same person that lived 30 years apart. Wild. This is an interesting text. I used to get two buses home from work. I got off the first one, having left my phone and keys on the front seat of the bus without knowing,

got onto the second bus, went to my favourite front seat, and my possessions that I didn't know were missing were waiting for me. So he must have got off a bus and like done some stuff I'm imagining like hours went past and then got back on that bus. The exact same one. It was the same loop and it was and they were still on there. I think that's just luck not coincidence. Yeah. No one's stolen those items. Okay let's go to Angie. Angie, morning, what is your coincidence?

Well, my coincidence is, first of all, I was adopted. I didn't find out till I was 16. Anyway, my adoptive parents called me Angelic, and I was always uncomfortable with it because it was too much, you know? Rararara, no Charins, Charins, Rachel, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I always thought when I grow up, I'm going to change my name to Jodie, okay?

Okay. Okay, when I had my first child, I was going to call him James. Right. But my best friend had her baby before me and she called him her baby James. And I ended up calling my son Joseph. Okay.

When I was 28, I met my birth mother. The first thing she said was, did they name you Jodie? Oh! Wow. The second thing was, when I went to her house and she showed me photos of her and my father, my father's name is James. Incredible.

So there's two names that you've felt connections with your whole life actually were like your dad and your birth name and you had no idea. Yes. That's interesting. There's got to be something about babies in the womb Meg. Yeah okay. Also Angie you tell a pacey story.

I love it. You've had a lot of ground to cover in many years to get us up to speed. I totally believe it because there was always a name that I wish I had grown. Everyone had a name that they wished they had grown out right. Do you think it was like embedded in her mind those names and then she's just kind of had them in the back of her mind? If you can get that from the womb, I've got to stop... Thinking about some of the stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Let's go to Hope. Oh, Andrew at the Edge. Morning, Hope. Morning. What's your coincidence?

So my best friend lives in Australia and we both decided that we were going to surprise each other. I mean, we both ended up leaving on the same day for the same amount of time. Wait, you went to surprise her in Australia the same day she left to surprise you in New Zealand, so you both arrived. There was no surprise because neither of you were there. Yeah. It's another good one! I love that. It's a sad one. It's gutsy. It's so sad. What happened when you found out she wasn't there and you called her? Yeah Do what happened when you found out she wasn't there and you called her what happened and

Sorry That and come get me from the airport. She was like Sammy's left for just like my business life for New Zealand And I was just like oh, oh my god And I was just like, oh. Oh my god. That must be gutting because you would have both paid for flies. You guys are meant to be each other's best friends. I've heard that neither of you plan to tell like a friend or a sister or beforehand any of it.

That's hilarious. Absolutely amazing. Well maybe not meant to be friends. Yeah, because they missed each other. They missed each other completely. Yeah. Final one, let's end on Dale. Dale, what's your coincidence?

Yeah, hi, good morning. Good morning. Morning. So mine happened when I was living in Cambodia. So I was living there and teaching at a school, at an international school. And every year you got a new crop of teachers through. And so one year, this teacher rocks up at school and she looks at me and I look at her and I'm like, I know you from somewhere. And she's like, I know you from somewhere as well.

And took us quite a bit of time to work it out but she was the music teacher in Cambodia and she had been my high school music teacher when I was in high school Wow! And so she had just magically turned up in Penampian. So she just randomly decides I'm gonna teach in Cambodia and then you decide to go to the exact same school? I was there first and she turned up there yes but yes that's exactly what it was. That's incredible. The world of all the places in the world. And the amount of people in the world and she chose that exact school. Okay which one

were you most impressed by Dan I'll send a double pass to the final destination. They were all pretty good but I actually think the first one. The first one? Angie? Yeah, Angie. Well she changed it to Jodie. Yeah, Jodie, yeah. Angelique or something? There was so many different things that happened there, name-wise. I think it was just, it was outstanding.

All right, Jodie, give us a call back because I see you've gone and we'll see you out of the Delphi at the final destination. Bloodlines, hell of a film. It's in cinemas right now if you want to go check it out. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Hailey Bieber, as you know, did the Vogue cover.

We talked about it yesterday because Justin Bieber kind of took a little bit of the spotlight away from that, but she also did a video, which is one of our favourite videos to break down in scandal of what's in my bag. Normally I get you guys to play a little game where they say, this is my, and I get you to guess. I'm not doing that this time because hey, baby. I'm sorry It's a fun game. It's really is one of my favorite scandal games. She was really funny if you don't know the backstory with Haley Bieber Dan will be able to help me out here she is

Consistently bullied and trolled for apparently stalking Justin Bieber from the age of like a child And and forcing him to marry her. People think that he should still be with Selena Gomez. They think that he doesn't love her. Yeah, it's all big. It's crazy. It's one of the biggest conspiracy theories in the world. That she, her whole time, her whole life has stalked Justin Bieber just to like trap him and get him married. And to be fair, there is videos of her with her dad meeting Justin Bieber when she was a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I can see that there's a little bit of evidence that people can call on. Right, exactly. She likes to make fun of that because there are people who have just created, I mean, I guess created this idea of Hailey that she's constantly looking out for people talking about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and trying to shut them down. Like she cares. Yeah, have a listen to her going through Justin Bieber and trying to shut them down. Like she cares. Yeah, have a listen to her going through her bag and she gets her phone out.

This is my phone. Very straightforward, obviously. These are a couple more that I keep on me and I really just use them for a lot of the simple stuff like surfing anonymously, commenting, stalking, viewing girls' pages, making multiple accounts, you know, that kind of thing. I love that. She had about 27 phones in her bag.

Brilliant. She, at another point, pulled out a notebook and she said, oh, this is where I write down all my ideas and about my life and it's just everything that I've got in my head I get down and she flipped through you could see nothing was written. That was hilarious. Really clever of her to do that.

Funny hey? There's a lot of little bits and pieces if you want to watch the whole thing Bebid 3343 but another great one that she ended on was she pulled out this little vial this little like bottle brown bottle with a vial inside it. Okay, so last but not least, this is a little tincture potion that I got. I would say probably when I was around 12, my dad flew me to go meet with this witch who lived in the mountains

and she made this specifically for me. She told me that it would make a young Canadian pop star fall in love with me. So yeah, been taking this one for years. Absolutely love it. Oh my god. So good, right? The sad thing is the crazies will take this as evidence that it's still legit.

Dan, no joke. Some of the comments have been, the only one that people have clicked is the tincture. But some people are going, see, see? It's like see it's like it's crazy. I find it wild that those two Haley and Justin are going through life and there's just this discourse everywhere online of their relationships fake yeah it must be so hard to go through life in a relationship with a kid now as well yeah with all that stuff. Just quit social media wouldn't you? Like why would they need it?

It's their job. Who would have publicised to do that? Post photos of her on V all that stuff. Just quit social media, wouldn't you? Like, why would they need it? It's her job. Who's got a publicist to do that? Post photos of her on Vogue and stuff. What was she doing with her 27 phones then? Yeah, and then like even Justin Bieber probably needs a publicist because the last time he did post about Vogue and all of a sudden he had to delete it

because she said the wrong thing. Bieber to 334.3, if you want to see everything that was in her bag, there are more little funny things in there too, those are my favourites. I before E, even with Bieber. I before E. I think people know how to spell Bieber now, Clint. No, there's a couple of them.

They put an E first. You're not gonna get the bounce back. They're the conspiracy theorists, the ones that can't spell. Yeah. There's actually a little extra bit of scandal. If you missed it yesterday, there has been somebody, a baby has been born and named.

We've got the baby's name. Oh, you're not allowed to mock the name after the baby's born. No, that's true, it's done now. Unless it's really weird. It's a normal name, but it's an abnormal person. Oh my god, Mike Hunt, like that sort of thing. No, that's not a normal name.

I don't think so, I don't think so. Oh, but like a combination of two normal names. Oh, Dan does love unique names. Dan loves memorable, unique names, maybe it's time to bring it back before H. Hunt with an H. Yep, we gotta. It's been a big thing overseas.

I don't think we care very much here in New Zealand, but people are still talking about it. Peppa Pig has got another little sibling. Have you heard about this? I've heard. Each afternoon stood a lot of talk about it when the pregnancy was announced. That's right.

That's how I heard about it. Yeah, the pregnancy was announced announced and even that is bizarre. It is a cartoon. If you don't know what Peppa Pig is, it's like a Bluey, but it's UK based. And so I guess it's like if Ozzy decided that Bluey was having a brother or a sister, and that might be big for the families of the world. And it was a huge chat about what Peppaig's little sister was going to be named. She was born, I don't know, born? It's a cartoon. Two days ago.

And they did an announcement at Buckingham Palace. Really? Not with the Queen, but outside her. Have a listen. Well, the Queen's dead, so... Lemiorias! That would have been really hard. knows of the birth of a daughter to mommy and daddy pig. Pepper and George have a baby sister and her name is Evie. Long live Evie Pig. So that was actually shortlisted for

if I was to have a daughter. What was it? I like Evie. Evie, Evie, in fact, if you ask my daughter now, Daisy, she calls the baby Evie. She, if you ask her, if you would ask her right now, what's your sister's, you know, if you would have one.

You know her name now, because she'll get Evie picked up school. So obviously that name is gone for us. And it made me think about the segment that we do of other people's names that can't be. Makes sense because you like Daisy and Evie sounds like Daisy. I thought they were cute little names together, but yeah, it is in the bin.

We're not going to be naming it. Really? Just because it's Peppa Pig's sister? No, to be fair, it got down, whittled down anyway, but it was top three. So it was kind of already on the out and then it just kind of just confirmed that maybe not for us. Okay. Yeah, it is a shame when all of a sudden you've got a name. Someone else will have a baby, like, just before you and give it that name. You're like, oh!

And you're like, oh, should I care enough or not? You really need to say the full name as well when you're naming it, like, and say it over and over again to see if it makes any sense in another way. And like I like that people are even thinking about your initials this text my wife wanted Audrey Suzanne Stephens but didn't want us as an acronym. But when you when you're putting an acronym. I know people said to me it was like oh your daughter's initials gonna be CPR and I was like well unless she's playing pinball and then putting her name in like the high score like I think she'll be alright. Here's some of the

unfortunate names that we've had in the past we'd love to open up the phones to you if you've got a memorable name we've just never forgotten it. Her name was Gay Goodwillie and then she got married and she took her husband's surname and became Gay Vic. Connor what's your dad's name? It's Ronald McDonald. Brilliant. I've got an uncle Wayne, surname King. I don't believe that. Of course it is. His cock. And that's my last name. His cock. is Hiscock. Stephen and I have fun with it. Wow. I mean these are already coming through. Adam's text through.

His mum's maiden name is Turner. And her first name is Paige. Paige Turner. How did that not get past the system? We've got a couple of more texts and phone calls coming in. Do we get to them next? I love this. Please keep coming them. All right, in the next three, what have you got?

Page Turner. The name that you've just never forgotten for whatever reason. Oh God, these are funny. We want to know what is the unique name that you've just never forgotten? Oh wow, some of them are so good. Some of them I don't know if they're trolling us,

but someone knew a guy over in America called Jack Hoffman Jack Hoffman Jack Hoffman. Are you kidding me? Okay. Let's go to Deanna being waiting patiently on our way to the beach. Thanks Deanna. Morning Deanna. Hi guys. Hey, what's going on? So, you know when you're choosing your baby name name it's like quite exciting and everything. So me and my partner we were on that baby named Tinder app thing. We could slightly write the names. And we came across the name Hunter which we typed right, we liked that name and it wasn't

until my mother-in-law was like, hey put the first and the last name together. My partner's last name is Blackie. Oh, good catch. Good catch from him. Good catch. That's a great catch. Bloody hell. And so you don't have a little hunter anymore, do you?

No, we do definitely not have a hunter. We have a Hudson. And now we've, I'm pregnant again with another boy and we are staying clear of A names. Okay. Yes. Wow. Nice of A names. Okay. Yes. Wow. Nice, Deanna.

Okay. Well, because you can see if no one flags it and then Howard can end up on a birth certificate. Yeah, people take the wrong idea from you. Souffle. Okay. Let's go to Warren. Hi, Warren.

Hey. Hey, Warren, it was your friend? Yeah, so I went to support the guy named Craig. He was huge into his water polo and his swimming. And little did we know that his dad's name was Peter and his surname was Phal. So he had a dad named Peter Phal. Oh my, no he didn't!

One of the chances. I love that you've edited, by the way. By the way you were like, he also loved watching water polo. By the way, you were like, he also loved watching water polo. Which is like, to me, irrelevant. It feels irrelevant. I don't know if that's a thing.

She's got a kid's game. It's terrible. It's terrible. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, Nicky's... Oh my god, Nicky, I've already seen what you've sent him. I'm not gonna look.

Nicky, you went to school with a who? His name was Dennis. And his last name was Ball. Dennis Ball. Dennis Ball. Ha ha ha. See that one to me, that one has to be on purpose right? The parents have done that on purpose. I don't think they have.

Oh, Mickey, that's my favourite. I'm going to send you a Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prize pack. That is so good. Aw, thank you. Very welcome. What about Toby Lerone? It depends how long Toby Lerone was around because if he was Toby Lerone for many years and then Toby Lerone came out. Toby Lerone's been around forever. 1908 I think. Game second. Someone's called

Merry Christmas. Yeah I actually knew a Merry Christmas. Really? Well that's like the Ronald McDonald we had last week eh? I know Merry Christmas. Seymour Cox. No can you? You're getting trolled again. You're like Moe's Tavern now mate.

He's gone deep. He's lost his head. I mean there's... Oh they had a customer called Sunny Tan. Oh that's cute. That's a cute one. I really like that. Clear glass. Yeah, that's good. Clear glass. Richard Head, and everybody knows what Richard's short for. Yeah.

Teacher at high school, Mrs. Shave, when we found out her first name was Anita, we all had a giggle. Dwayne Vipe. I think Anita is a dangerous name to name your child, no matter what, because as long as, if the last name has got anything descriptive. Yeah. I mean, if you were...

Last name's Dump, which is a weird last name, I've never heard of anyone. Someone's text through saying they knew a girl called Anita. Anita Dump. I don't think that's true, Dad, I think you're getting trolled again darling. Coat hanger? No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. I was calling it a coat. You guys are getting trolled again. That's named coat. Stop it. It's a silly one. You're falling for it. It's full of a bucket though.

Okay guys, coming up at eight, your chance to win $500 with Will to Win. You should be looking for you specifically. Hugh, how does this one go? Jane... oh Hugh Janus. Dan again, it's fake. It's absolutely a fallen for it. Stop it. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh my gosh. Taylor Swift has now joined The Weeknd in a pretty incredible music stat.

Yeah, they both now have three albums that have over 10 billion streams each. What an achievement. It's incredible. Do you think even Taylor Swift cares though? I reckon she wouldn't. Do you know what, I do think she does. She said in the past that she's a tryhard, like in the way that she like, she doesn't see that as an insult.

She's like, I tryhard all the time. It used to be, A, like when we were in school, tryhard was like the worst. I like to be a tryhard. Yeah, I think we've sort of reclaimed it. You know, millennials have reclaimed it. I think it's bad if you're a try hard in the way that you're trying hard to be something that you're not but if you try hard it's something you're passing about.

And you're true to yourself. Yeah love it. Speaking of Millennials the easiest quiz you'll ever do coming up in about 20 minutes with a Gen Z quiz as we continue to try and educate the Gen Z audience like Yaz from the Four Noise Workday about things that have happened before they were alive Is Yaz a tryhard in your opinion Nick? Yeah, Yaz tries hard. Yeah. Yeah, it's a compliment. Yeah, she tries hard. Sometimes. As long as you're trying hard, that's all you can do Well, we have $500 cash to give away See if you can try as hard as you can to fit the description that Uncle Will is looking for if it is you I'll wait under the edge. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I tried fighting that stingray to get revenge for Steve Irwin,

but ended up with super short-term memory loss? Did I ever tell you that? No? Hey, well, did I ever tell you about the time I tried fighting that stingray to get revenge for Steve Irwin, but then ended up with super short-term memory loss, that one? No? He's always had that. Hey, well, did oh no no no sorry there I go again it's because my super short term memory loss I can't remember the name of the person

that I'm leaving the cache to or the reason I'm recording this but did I ever tell you about the time I tried fighting that sting raider? I know why sorry here I do remember now the person has AirPods. They've been to Australia and they've been attacked by an animal, RIP. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time? Okay, all right. We're gonna just turn them off. If you have AirPods, you've been to,

nice easy one today. AirPods been to Australia and they've been attacked by an animal. If that is you, it could be who Will wants to give $500 to. Our long lost Uncle Will passed away. And we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge Will to Win.

All right, for the bill, win the will, this was the criteria this morning. All right, the person I'm giving the cash to has AirPods. They've been to Australia and they've been attacked by an animal. Now I'm just trying to think if I've ever been attacked by an animal. I've was just trying to think if I'd ever been attacked by an animal. I've been humped by a dog.

Is that an attack? Nah. I feel a little attacked. I used to feel attacked a lot. Clint, when I went to your house in R.I.P., your dog Benny would hump me every single time. He humped me as well. Yeah, something about that dog.

He'd always find his, my public health center. Yeah. I thought it was just me he had a connection with. No, no. I think it's anyone weak. It didn't be like just dominating anyone that came inside and just let them know you're below me. Okay, so Izzy, you think it's you. You've got the ear pods. That's easy enough to check off the list. You have been overseas to Australia and when were you attacked by an animal? Good morning. So I was in Bali and my friend and I, we fell asleep with our hotel room sliding door open and I had a little tray of nuts next to my bedside table and one of the monkeys, yeah I know one of the monkeys like climbed through the window and climbed like over top

me to try and grab the nuts and was like sprinting all over and like on top like oh my god it was really scary. I'm not surprised at all. Who leaves their sliding door open in Bali? Will you just forget about the monkeys? Oh yeah, it was really scary. When you were half asleep and you're waking up, did? Oh, I don't know. It was so scary. Oh, yeah. It was really scary. So when you were half asleep and you're waking up, did you like, it would have been scary to think it was somebody else.

You would have thought it was a human at first, I imagine. Yeah, I was, yeah, so startled and I like screamed and woke up. Yeah, it was pretty scary. Okay, well Izzy, you could be getting $500 if you're the person that Uncle Will is looking for. You have to answer the security question. If you get it right, it's yours. Okay, you've got five seconds to give us the answer.

Izzy, here's the question. Okay, your question is, who did I fight to get revenge for Steve Irwin? No, no, seriously, who did I fight because I count for the life of me, remember? I guess an animal, right? What's the animal? Just stingray. Yeah. She's got it.? What's the animal? The stingray. Yeah!

She's got it! Does she need a timer? $500 all yours, congratulations. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you so much. Uncle Will wanted to leave it to you, any last words for the guy? Thank you Uncle Will and I respect you fighting the stingray for Steve Irwin, he was a legend.

Beautiful words, beautiful words. I do wonder what the world would be like or what Steve would be doing if he was still alive. I mean his son's really, you know, carrying the mantle. I must say it is, the Irwin family are national treasures. Do you think, wait, I'm just getting controversial. You think anybody would have tried to cancel him by now though, in this day and age? Really?

No, I'm trying to, I'd like to think they wouldn't, but I just, he's stated as a legend. I just have a feeling that somebody would have been like, oh, you can't do that to an animal. You can't wrestle an alligator? They would have found something by now. you can't do that to an animal. They would have found- You can't wrestle an alligator. Yeah, they would have found something by now. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. He did amazing things for animals though.

I mean, we cancelled Alan and look, she was always telling us to be kind to everyone. We still managed to find some dirt on her. The problem is she wasn't being kind behind the scenes. Yeah, that's what I mean, because we have found something on Steve. Yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.

A video has just dropped. You can text the keyword MIME, M-I- keyword MIME to 3343 for the video bounce back. Of the three of us trying to see how easy it is to mime literal dance moves to a song whilst the other two have noise cancelling headphones and have no idea what the song is. Yeah, easier said than done in the way that you think, oh that song will work and then you think of every single lyric and you go, well how do I act out what that word is? Exhausting.

Yeah. I'm so puffed. Actually, whilst we explain this video, maybe this would help show the chaos that can happen. If Dan, you chuck these noise-cancelling headphones on that we've got for you, and during this whole break, Dan actually won't be able to hear anything we're saying. He'll be able to see our actions.

Instead, Dan, you'll be listening to this. This is what Dan hears. This whole break. Okay. And Meg, what song did you go with in the video? I went with DJ's Got Me Falling In Love with Usher, which is, I mostly picked this song for the- I was Mr. Brightside.

I mostly picked that song for the... I was Mr. Brightside. I mostly picked that song for the fact that I thought the moves could be done rather than a favourite of mine. Going to the movies? Yeah, no. And, Clem, what song did you pick? I went with Raw Models. Banger. How do you do that, feelings coming around? How do you do that literally?

Feeling. Yeah, how do you do that, coming around? How do you do that literally? Feeling. Yeah how do you do that feelings coming around Dan? How do you do that as an action? I did Mr. Brightside by The Killers. And I will say it was very very difficult, quite a fast song to do. Because you're always like you're doing lots of actions at the same time. Yeah you did so poorly. Yeah terrible job. You did a terrible poor job. Out of the three of us, you did the worst, I think. Well, would you agree?

A sandwich? Yeah. No, you did an awful job. I'm doing a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, awful job. Bad job, bad, bad job. You did a really bad job. My main job.

Yeah, is? Is? Mr. Brightside. Okay, there it is. So if you want to see this in video form, take some mime to 3343 we'll send you back. It was 3343. Yes 3343. Clint did incredibly well. I really didn't have the faith in you Clint. I thought you we hadn't spoken about it. I thought you'd forgotten and you came and blew everybody away so So Dan, final thoughts? Bloopers. I thought Meg, you did very, very well. Oh, she did. Meg had a prop at the start that gave Dan the artist straight away.

Meg has a torch and she's shining it around. And I was like, what is that? Is it like flashlight? Jessie J? Turns out Dan was like, no, I think she was being an usher helping people find their seat. And I saw you do the DJ and the baby and I was like, no, I think she was being an usher helping people find their seat. And I saw you do the DJ and the baby, and I was like, DJ's gotta fill it up. The thing that gave it away for me was me at the start. She had a- Yeah, we've just said that.

We've just said that. The flashlight. The flashlight, and it gave Usher, but I didn't know the song. And Clint helped with the song name. Yeah, we've gone through a long time. You can take your headphones off now, I reckon, buddy. You can take the headphones off. I did the killers. Yeah okay. Mime M-I-M-E to 3343 if you do want to check out the video.

Could be a fun drinking game actually. You've got music on and you're drinking yeah could be fun hey. I have not heard a word you've just said. Yeah we know that. Okay all right next on the show the Gen Z quiz as we continue to educate those those Gen Zers about things that have happened outside of their generation before they were born. Jesse. No not Jesse, Gen Z. If you're a millennial or a Gen Xer you should absolutely ace this quiz next. It'll be the easiest quiz you ever hear on Radio Next. What have we got? It's the edge. It's the edge. It's the edge. It's the edge.

It's the edge. The edge. Yeah, you got it. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's time for the Gen Z quiz as we continue to educate the Gen Zers about things that happened outside of their own generation before they were born. We've got Bella who is 23? Yeah, ah, yes.

Oh no, 24. 24? When was your birthday? Ah, 2000 yes. Oh no, 24. 24? When was your birthday? 2000. Yeah, 2000 September. Oh yeah? I don't know. I meant when was your birthday? Like when...

Oh, the 25th of September. Okay, because you're going to be confused about how old you are. I'm not even in the quiz yet, she's getting questions wrong. Like it must have been a couple of weeks ago or something, but no. You've been disabled for a while now. Um, now I will say... Do you want to combine your powers? Because Yers, who's also a Gen Zer, has just arrived We just ate for a while now. Yeah, for a while. Now I will say... Do you want to combine your powers?

Because Yazz, who's also a Gen Z-er, has just arrived and you guys can put your heads together. Yep. Okay, this is cool. We've had this before. We have. And we didn't get five, but... I actually think you've got a worse score with your powers combined than just one of you.

Okay, question one. Easy one to start. Who sings this song? I was actually listening to it yesterday. It's an iconic song. Wait, what's the song? Not Coldplay. One Republic? No, no, no, no, way earlier than that, right? I'll give you the name of the song yeah it's called Iris. Oh Google Jolts! Dan!

Dan was going for Coldplay. Wow! No more clues, no more clues. Name this game. Finish her. Fatality. Oh finish her Princess Peach. Super Mario Bros maybe.

Wait, finish her is what they said? Yeah. Is that not what they said? Did they? That's what they said. Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat. Finish her.

One of the most famous games. Quite intense for Princess Peach, full think. Finish her. Oh no. Good guess, Ella. Honestly. What's she doing? She's only, I haven't't played Nadino in a while.

Maybe it's the R18 version. Anyway, this one's an easy one because you guys would have been alive when this happened. Name this TV show. Hanging out, down the street. Or me. The same old thing. In the car? In a different street. If it's yours, I have no clue.

No, I just know that one line. No, you sound it wrong. Oh, that was wrong anyway. Something to do with people in houses, eh? A family. It's something about a family. Yeah, like a family show, like Seinfeld. Seinfeld?

You're gonna lock in Seinfeld. Oh, I wasn't... That's a 70s show. That's a 70s show. I literally used to watch that. If you're just tuned in, this is Gen Z Quiz. So we have two Gen Zers right now trying to answer questions on things

that happened outside of the year they were born. We're doing well, Bella, are we? Time for another game. Name this game. ["Gunshot"] ["Gunshot"] Oh, I wasted so much time playing. Bowling.

Who is this? Guns. Guns? Oh, it's some bummer on my bowling. Who is it? Guns? Oh, it's some bummery. We need a final answer, girls. I don't... Well, what's the one with a grand fifth order? Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk, Pro Skater. Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk? Tony Hawk? Tony Hawk? Tony Hawk? Sorry, that's the bird version. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk? Tony Hawk?

Okay. Let's see if we can get one on the board. Yeah. Oh, no, two, because bird version. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Okay. Let's see if we can get one on the board. Yeah. Oh no, two because Dan gave you one. Here we go. This one's an easy one to finish up. What is this toy from the 90s?

You're going to hear a sound. Oh, so easy. Oh my god. This is the sound. What is it? What's that called? What's it called? The ring. Nah, not a slinky. This is the sound. What is it one of those rings? What's that called? What's it called? Thank you. It's like a ring, nah not as blinky, that's like that.

You're close Bella. You've got half the name. Chesterdew rings. Chesterdew rings, are we locking in Chesterdew rings? No! Oh! Chesterdew rings! Chatter rings.

I mean you might have been able to use them for that. Chatter rings. Chatter rings, oh my god. That was close though. Oh my god it's so fun, embarrassing gen Z's. Chatter rings. What is a chatter ring? It's a chatter belt.

And that's for you to not have intercourse with somebody. I think it's an old nays thing that you lock the belt. Oh my god. Kids could take chatter rings to intermediates. They had nothing to do with chess to me. Oh that's messed up man. I think some of the uncool kids were playing with them so I guess I could... I guess accident.

How do you know that Dan? That could stop you getting laid I guess. Did you use them Dan? Yes! Love them, still got it. So you combined your Gen Z powers for a total score of one from five. Woo! That's not bad. Hey, that's not bad.

A bit of a none. Oh, that's high fives, alright. Nightmare. Thank you, girls. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky boo. Interesting why we're chatting about right now because only just last week, you may remember, Meg,

Dan said this. You clearly don't know me, I do not do baby showers. People have babies willy nilly. Yeah, and I remember why we brought that up. We're talking about shared calendars and I said what if your wife Hannah said you have to go to a baby shower, and you said she'd never do that you clearly don't know me I don't do baby showers so what are you up to this weekend? So lo and behold Meg, you've been very surprised to know that in fact I've got two baby showers coming up in the next month, one of them this weekend that I'm going to alone.

A solo. What's she doing? She's got to catch up with her friends. Oh my gosh, that's not an excuse. I love that her friends are in quotation marks like she doesn't have any, poor Hannah. So here's the thing. I have said on multiple occasions, I just don't think having a child warrants being brought a gift and that's just my opinion. And isn't that why we have a baby shower?

Because they don't have anything for the baby so people come and they help provide things that they will need and then they buy whatever they're missing. But I'll provide them stuff when the baby's born. The baby's not even born! No you won't! If you're not buying a gift for an actual shower you're not randomly buying a gift for no reason. I think people get the gifts before the baby's not even born. I will, I will give them. If you're not buying a gift for an actual shower, you're not randomly buying a gift for no reason. I think people get the gifts before the baby's born because then they know, hey, we've got everything we need, rather when the baby arrives, they're like, well, now we don't, you know, now we don't know

if we need this. I could get them the very hungry caterpillar book. They might already have it. Exactly. Pointless. So I had this conversation with my wife, Hannah, last night and we got fairly heated. Have you got anything for Adam's baby shower this weekend out of interest?

No, no, you'll have to go and get something before then. Here's the thing, I don't think we need to take anything. Oh you definitely do need to take something. Why? It's a baby shower, that's the point. I'm just going along to support them and say I'm stoked for you having a baby. And take a gift. Why? Because someone has a baby I need to take a gift? Why?

Because someone has a baby, do they deserve a gift? Well, they need a lifestyle. They don't, they're richer than us. She drives a BMW. Well, then it's the for the counts. Like it's essentially me going along going, great, you had sex and you consummated your marriage. I don't understand why that deserves a gift.

We don't need to think about it that in depth. Did they get us a gift when we had a child? It doesn't, that doesn't matter. No, yes or no, did they get us a gift. We don't need to think about it that in depth. Did they get us a gift when we had a child? It doesn't, that doesn't matter. No, yes or no, did they get us a gift? No, it's the, but that's- No, the answer was no. So I don't know why we owe them one. It's because you didn't have a baby shower.

They would have gotten you a gift if you had a baby shower. Don't want a baby shower. Okay, is the rule- My presence at this one is presence enough. Is the rule, they get a gift unless they drive a BMW. I don't, I actually think the wealth of the person having the baby shower is a moot point. It's, I just don't think that I need to take a gift

to a baby shower, just like a wedding. I don't think I need to take a gift to a wedding. But it costs probably about a hundred bucks a head at least to have you at someone's wedding. And I'll get them a gift at some point. I just don't think I need to take a gift to a wedding. But it costs probably about a hundred bucks a head at least to have you at someone's wedding. And I'll get them a gift at some point. I just don't think I need to bring it along to a wedding or a baby shower. But I genuinely think there'll be people

that are behind me with this. I'm sure there will be, dad. You've never done something with, people are always back down anyway. You could do anything. You could say, I believe we should bring back plastic bags and people go, I'm with dad. Well, that's next week. It's incredible.

And straws, plastic straws. There's nothing worse than a Well that's next week. And straws. Plastic straws. There's nothing worse than a paper one. Oh yeah I always grab two or three of them. I think it's just a nice thing to do. What about a push present? Did you give your wife one of those? No no no that's even more niche. A push present.

For your wife. Oh for my wife I had to get one. Of course you wouldn't get one for somebody else's bloody wife. I wouldn't have lived it down if I didn't get her one. But for someone else's wife, that's weird. That is weird. No one's asking you to get an average result from Meg. But baby showers, gift or not?

Oh, 800 The Edge, text me. I think if everybody, honestly, if everybody did what you said and nobody brought a gift to a baby shower, and it would be a little sad. Don't you think you'll look like an idiot when everyone's got a gift to a baby shower and they would be a little sad. Don't you think you'll look like an idiot when everyone's got a gift and says oh amazing oh and where's your what did you bring us Dan? And they'll go like this. Me. And can you go back to the car and find it? Will you say it in that voice? Probably not now. Me.

No probably won't say it that way. Yeah. To bring a gift or not bring a gift to a baby shower? We've recently actually learned off here that baby shower means showering like the mum and the baby with gifts. And love. Being pregnant is hard, having a baby is hard. We've kind of lost the idea of a village these days and that's what I think it originally started out as, is that it takes a village to raise a baby and we've become less and less of a village for other people. I may be, this may be an unpopular opinion but if you've decided to have kids buy your own crap why should I have to buy your kid a blanket? I'm sorry but I'm struggling to afford stuff for my own child. You are not, you're buying a watch a week.

Okay well if I stop buying watches I could afford stuff. Collecting watches! One of the most expensive pieces of jewelry for a dude! Oh, I don't buy Rolexes. Just Omegas. I would say that if they didn't need any gifts and they had purchased everything, they would say no gifts, we just want your presents. Yeah, presents is presents enough.

But they haven't said that. They haven't put that on the invite. That's what I put on an invite. Okay, Talia. If you really want a gift, bring it. Presents is presents enough, though. Yeah. Gift or no gift Talia? Oh you absolutely got to turn up to a baby shower with a gift. If you don't want to take a gift don't go to the baby shower. Yeah my

baby shower I got gifts at the time that I didn't think that I'd use and I used them they're great and it's just really cool to think about who's gifted them as well and yeah it's being a part of the journey. The problem is Tali, if I don't go, then I look like even more of an asshole. Yeah, you don't want to buy them a couple of dummies or a muslin. And they might just assume that I've put one of the presents on the table. It'll just be one of those collections where they won't remember that I didn't get one. Well, at my baby show, we sat around and they literally handed me the gifts.

So you would just sit there, the next person in the circle. Gif-less. Gif-less. I just put mine on the table over there. No, damn, we've all got our gifts down here. No, mine's over there. And you have a kid, so you should have a very thoughtful gift where you go, oh my God, we had one of these with George,

and it was amazing. You're gonna love this. Yeah, okay, let's go to Georgie. Georgie, gift or no gift for a baby shower? Georgia. Georgia, Georgia. Georgia. Sorry, I called you Georgia. I'm in daydream land.

I think it's more about the thought than anything. I mean, most people actually give you shit you don't actually need. Like you get a thousand muslin blankets and a thousand booties. But what's actually the best thing is just the thought. Like at my baby shower I asked everybody to bring a book,

it could even be like a dollar from the out shop. But that's still a gift. Yeah. But that's your card and you write a little note to the mum and the baby in the book and then you use that as your card. Yeah, we had that as my gift at the baby shower. We did books with that,

but dad doesn't even want to get that George. The problem is then they'll get seven copies of Harry McCleary or Very Hungry Caterpillar. That is my gifts at the baby show we did we did books with her but dad doesn't even want to get that George I said no come out there You'll get seven copies of Harry McCleary or you know hit very hungry caterpillar damn was sort of bagging up his kids old stuff Hmm Especially like if you have like marinos and stuff, okay, let's go to Lisa finally final Got a boy and a girl. Yeah, but hand-me-downs are fine. They're great. They can really raise it gender neutral. Especially if you have like, Marinos and stuff. Okay, let's go to Lisa. Final vote.

Bring a baby shower or not for? Morning, Lisa. Morning, Clem. I guess. Hi, I say yes, but I tend to buy for the mum on a baby shower. No, I can't stand the mum. That's the problem.

Because she's gone through so much and then I buy for something once the baby arrives. She's the wingy one that's organized the whole thing. I like the dad, but the mum. He's gone through so much, and then I buy her something once the baby arrives. She's the whingy one that's organised the whole thing. I like the dad, but the mum's a bit... Someone turned around and said, the only reason anyone throws a baby shower is because they want gifts. That's why they literally are throwing

the shower in the first place. You see, you don't want, not only do you not wanna buy the baby anything because they're not born yet, they're suggesting to buy the mother something you say she's whingy so no. No, no, she's not whingy, she's just... Your words? Yeah.

Look, I will say this, I'll go along and I'll support the family that way. And that will take... How? What is your support? You don't even want to be there. I'll just be stoked that there's a celebrity at the baby shower. Who's going out green? Chris Warner, the guy that plays him. So he'll be there. And then you'll be there too? Yeah, I'll just get his autograph. Warner, the guy that plays him. So he'll be there.

And then you'll be there too? Yeah, I'll just give his autograph. Sounds like it. Unbelievable. Alright, here we go. We've got two more sleeps guys. We're into it. Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience.

And after finally locking in a gig to play... My four-year. It's at the Devonport RSR. And Brendan B locking in a gig to play. My 40th. It's at the Devonport RSA. And Brendan B Brown from Wheatus listening in as well. Hello Edge Breakfast family. Brendan from Wheatus here. We are finally on the home stretch to MCDC's first gig.

Now Saturday night, gonna be a hell of a time. Will all three of us sing? Ooh. Oh, we've just seen our logo in the background. It says MCDC, it looks like ACDC and then it says Megan Clint and Dan and Clint. That's what the initials stand for. Clint's name gets meant twice.

The problem is there's images of a band behind it and there's a man playing the drums that I've never met before. That doesn't look like me, that is a man of a different... Ethnicity. Yes, totally different ethnicity to me. Yeah there's a chick on the guitar I did think that that was you, Dan, for a second. Yeah. Yeah, that might be an AI-generated image. But it's gonna be, I'm really looking forward to it.

A week ago I wasn't. I genuinely was like, I'm gonna pull out. I'm not gonna do it on Saturday. I can't believe this. What a team player. We couldn't do the song from start to finish. Like, we couldn't even do it. I was like, I'm not, what's that?

Like a kamikaze. It's just like, we're just gonna crash and burn. Like we know. We crash and burn together. Yeah, clearly. Oh no, you crash and burn without me. No, we go into war together. If you just let, like you just quit.

It's like getting in a plane that we know is broken and has no parachutes. No, you guys have a great trip. We do it together. Now we can play the songs. It doesn't matter from start to finish. And I actually think we play it okay. So, I'm in, I'm in.

We've done the practice, we're in. I've never thought we've played it all the way through and gone, man, we nailed that yet. I don't think we've quite nailed it. We're not quite there. And you guys have been, I mean, I guess it's a side quest saying that I can learn to sing one day.

Yeah, Meg loves to sing. There are people that like to sing and there are one day. Yeah, Meg loves to sing. There are people that like to sing and there are people that can sing. Meg likes to sing. And so, this video really took my fancy when I saw this chick who posted a video of her singing in 2022 and then three years later with like a vocal coach and just hours and hours of practice

to see if singing is one of those skills you can learn if initially you don't have- Okay, so this is what, beforehand. Before she had the training. Before, so maybe Meg, you could see how well you stack up against her. Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Actually, better starting point than me.

Better starting point. I'll take that. Oh, I'd say debatable. I think you're better. Three years ago. Wow. She was all over the key. Oh my god, what does she sound like now?

You want to see how good she is now? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, three years of practice with a vocal coach. This is what I chose to do? So go easy On me Now, like she said, go easy on her. Lynn, I think you got those clips mixed up. No, she's got worse.

She needs to fire her vocal coach. I thought, no, vocal coach is in the second video going yeah, giving her thumbs up, like you're doing it. Yeah because she's taken her money for three years. She's asked for feedback and I'm just reading the comments now, unbelievable. Someone said ignore the positive comments. Someone said before and previously. Someone else said maybe try rapping. Oh no. Some people can sing. Some people like to sing. before someone else said maybe try rapping. Some people can sing. Some people like to sing.

Yes, yes. Many people will try and break you down. Another person says, please listen to them. And someone said no improvement, just three years of consistency. She stayed consistent for three years. I love that. I don't know, Meg. I just don't want you to waste time and money if that's kind of what

happens after three years. The thing is the vocal chords can be trained, but I don't think that they can be like trained to a different tone or a different vocal ability. I just don't think you can do it. The air, like if you can either like hear the note and the key. I actually, I'm gonna blame this I had something called labyrinthitis disease when I was five years old which is an inner ear infection which landed me in hospital for ten days so maybe that's why

I can't do it. Maybe you've still got it. Maybe I've still got it. Maybe that's it. Wow. But I will say she has been singing in tune recently like a couple of times the last performances we've done. The problem is that I never know that I'm in tune. You say that to me and I'm like okay. On Okausa said in my ear that there's an auto tune function that's been used. Oh, this was the last, this is I think the best you've ever done it. And this is exactly why Brendan B Barrett or whatever his name is. Brown. Brendan Barrett.

She's got Bowden Barrett and Brendan mixed up. He's voted for Dan to do it, the text machine has voted for Dan to do it, but then Liv, who's the birthday girl, has voted for me. I think it's going to be on the decision on the night. But why would Bowdoin Barrett say it? Yeah! Can we put an email request out to Bowdoin Barrett and see what he thinks? Holy shit!

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