The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW jazz hands?

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, & Dan with Ash London as they navigate a jam-packed morning show, bringing high energy and heaps of laughs. From audience song requests to hilarious Google search histories, the team dives into what AI radio might sound like. Special guests Tom Sainsbury and Lara bring festive cheer with tips for surviving the silly season while teasing their new show at Q Theater. A surprise Code Brown disrupts the wave pool, and a cheeky debate on who can take on the Jonas brothers in a fight unfolds. Plus, listeners chime in with their dilemmas, facing the unpredictability of Advice Roulette. 00:00 Introduction and Morning Greetings02:25 Listener Interactions and Song Requests08:07 Movie and TV Show Talk10:54 First Call of the Day and Listener Engagement21:31 Wave Pool Incident and Public Pool Stories33:08 Fun with Voices and Listener Profiles37:05 Christmas Crisis Show and Tips for Surviving the Holidays41:09 Hollywood Legal Drama with Sean Kent50:56 Dan's Google History01:00:36 AI Music vs. Real Music01:07:49 AI-Generated Radio Show01:12:21 Advice Roulette01:21:25 Zootopia 2 Mystery Culprit

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Bej freaky. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. It's harder in Auckland. Good morning, bang on six o'clock.

Wednesday, if you want to score yourself 500 bucks, thanks to body armour light. Just send us a text for your rev-up track. Get them in now. You've got about one song to do it, and we'll call somebody back and saw you. 500 bucks. Good wine, not a shit one. Let's all wake people up. Everybody calls because the money's there. What do we have yesterday? We had

a great song. Oh, it was... Oh, sheesh. I know what it wasn't. It was that one. Oh, return to the Mac. We return to the back. That's what it was. I wouldn't mind a bit of everybody. Get up, five.

Are we starting the show? We're fat boys to them? No, it's just the bed. We're already musical backing. starting very strong We've already had a lot of suggestions coming through I haven't logged into my system yet I can't see them read some out to me darling On top of the world

Median Dragons Body rock that body black eyed peas No not many by Scrabb Oh yeah how many do you know Rule like this Not many I haven't had ages That's not a bad show

That's my favourite so far Lose yourself by Eminem Oh one hell of a song Even that's what makes you beautiful A Prodigy Fire Starter Bangarangs come through again Bang bang Who do you think you are Spice Girl?

I forgot about that because people think about the big ones we forget about stopping who do you think you won't be forever. I mean, keep them coming. We'll choose someone to win the Fivehondo. Yeah, and our Bodyama prize pack as well along with the cash.

So just get your text in. You've got three minutes. And shout out to everyone who's consistently sending me Lama emojis on Instagram. Cool. Rapid hydration. Rapid hydration.

To live life loud. All right. like, we'll give it away next. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. We got 500 bucks and a body armor lights. Prize pack to give away. Just let us know what you'd

like is your rev-up track this morning, what you need to get up and about for today, and we'll get it on for you. Do you know the song I reckon that could have won it? Could have won it, but nobody chose it. Oh, it's too much, I think. We're not ready for that. Are you getting rev up too hard? You need to ease into the rev.

I mean, it is quite intense. There's been a lot of suggestions. though, Luke, joins us on 0-800-Eedge. Watch your suggestion for the track. Morning, Jean. Wake up by Avichi. Oh, wake me up. May he rest in peace.

Yeah. What a tragic life he had. The problem is, Luke. Oh, he love you, but I hate that song. Oh, really? How was Luke to know, though? Sad to Avichi. I think it was overdone.

But Avichy Level is one of the greatest songs of all time. It is. Very good. annoys me. Another great suggestion. Oh, I love that song. Oh, another one that we played a lot. It was a remix.

Big Energy by Lato. I haven't had that nature. Oh, I love this song. That's a good song. I think Lauren, who's called through on our end of the edge, has tried both of those. Lauren, good morning. Good morning, guys.

How are we? Better now we're talking to you. What's your suggestion? My hype song to get me out. And Barack Obama's going into every debate he did ever in his election was lose yourself by Eminem. Okay. Actually, did he?

For every debate he'd play, lose yourself for Eminem. Yeah, it was like his walk-in song. Like when the swimmer's kind of. Come on. Yeah. The citizen memoir. All right. Mum spaghetti.

Obama was the coolest president, eh? God, he was cool. He's the man. He's so sexy. He like to play basketball. And did you see recently Michelle Obama was asked by like Barbara Walters or Oprah or someone being like, are you got to run for president? She was like, the world is not ready for a woman. Let's stop pretending that anyone's going to elect a woman.

Don't do it. Anyway, I was like, she's right. I know. It's sad, isn't it? Yeah, 100%. I would love to see Michelle there, but yeah, yeah. He's got truth to it behind it. Lauren, what do you need to get up?

and about for today? So guys, I'm currently on ACC, and I have been for a couple of months now. I've got a fractured hit, so anything can get me up and moving and starting my day right. A fractured hip would be almost debilitating, right? Yes, yeah. I mean, I was in practice for quite some time. I'm off that now, but yeah, it's not fun. How'd you do it?

So any running too much. I can't relate I did actually see people do that and I thought that does look dangerous Did you do the Iron Man in Topol Where you live? Oh God no I wish

I did my first marathon this year Amazing All right All right Exactly exactly We're gonna send you an Amalite Price pack We're gonna send you 500 bucks as well

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The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Eminem, lose yourself. That one is your body. I'm a light. Rev-up track. That is a great rev-up track. Yeah, you can score yourself 500 bucks too tomorrow

and a prize pack just by suggesting a rev-up track for tomorrow at 6 a.m. And it's good to have so many of you guys texting through so early in the morning. It's nice to know that the Farno is listening. You know what? It's rev me up.

Has it revved you up, Lando? Yes, it's rev me up. And I keep thinking now because, what was the name of the... Oh, what was the girl who called up? Did we suggest that? The stress fracture in her hip from Topor? Oh, yes. Oh, I've forgotten your name already, babe.

But you live well and happy in our heart, Lauren. I thought it was Lauren. I was thinking we could have done hips, don't lie for her since she has a strict... That is true. True. Yeah. Maybe it's rubbing it in, though. What is it about the hips that are more truthful than any other part of the body?

I think what Shakir is trying to say is that when the music hits you, you have to move the hips. They just can't lie. The truth, it just comes through. You know, you can't stop the hips doing what they're meant to do with it, which is shake, shake, shake. That is true, because I know when I hear a song, I get a bit thrusting that I like, you know, a song that I like.

Oh, yeah, like you can't thrust and move your hips to a song that you don't really like. They just won't do it. They won't do it. You know, when someone goes, oh, come up, get on the dance floor. And you go, oh, you know, and the song's not right. Yeah. And you're just like, nah, you're forcing that.

Yeah. We wanted to a shout out to Tina, who's message. She said my mom passed away recently. Lose Yourself was her favorite song that she requested at her funeral. What a bad ass mom. That is cool. Tina, sending all of our love to you and the family. Yeah.

I can't imagine losing my mom. No way. I also can't imagine my mom requesting Lose yourself Eminem at her funeral. But even like, finding yourself in a position, I suppose people with cancer probably find themselves in this position a lot where you actually start planning your funeral. And you actually say, oh, this is the song I want. And your family's like, no, let's not talk about that because they don't want to discuss what for some people is the inevitable

because maybe the reality of it's too hard. I don't want a happy song. I want people to be bawling their eyes out. I'm going to be watching down going, why are you crying, bitch? I want live and la vida loka at my... When's that when they're carrying out your coffin? Yeah, I want them to like go up and down with the coffin. Jesus, a shotgun not being a paul bearer.

I want Ricky Martin to be. Well, you know what? If I was going to choose six strong men in my life to be my paul bearers, I'm not sure you to make the cut They have to be strong If you've ever been a ball bearer like You know you're not really holding all that much weight There's always like there's always like three

You know three or four that are doing most of the heavy lifting Yeah we love you Tina thinking of you in the final this week Yeah I went to saw Running Man last night Ooh Yeah Is it Glen Cloop Clow Clown Clown

Clown Who stock Running old woman Yeah That's really going up hey Isn't everything at the moment He did a bloody good job in that film. Is he good in it?

Because I don't see it. I don't see him as like a leading man. Really? Yeah. I think it's because he's gone of those faces that's just traditionally attractive. It's not like he's got a specific... Oh, he's just like, yeah, he's good-looking.

Is that why Owen Wilson hasn't fixed his broken nose and stuff? Yeah, because he's got a vibe. Yeah, he's unique. Do you reckon it was Maverick that was the turning point for Glenn Powell? Well, I think there's the main reason people like him, eh, from that. But he was a very small part in it. True, though. I asked Harrison on my podcasts from Arvo's,

what's your favorite romantic movie you've ever seen? And he said it was the one with Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney. Oh, yes. I was like, that is... Regretting you? So bad. Something like that. Yeah, well, it's doing one of ever seen.

I said, okay, well, that's different. He needs to see Notting Hill. Oh, he's the movie. I told him he needed to see Notting Hill because he'd never seen it. And then he did see it. And he said, that was one of the best movies I've ever seen. I said, yeah, I know. So what's the premise of Running Man?

Because it's like kind of, someone said it's like hunger games, but more kind of brutal. I suppose, you know how they're always trying to come up with a new TV format? You know, and they're trying to come up with like crazy and crazy scenarios. The scenario is like when people are at the, like, witsy and they can't have money anymore. They're finding ways to make more money. They'll go on these TV shows that obviously the rich are putting on and they're preying on the poor and the needy. And one of the TV shows is Running Man, where if you can run and you're on the run for 30 days, you get a billion dollars. Wow.

Right? Do you die if they can't you? Yeah, but if they can't. you, they kill you, right? And no one's ever gone the 30 days where people keep signing up thinking, there'll be... And here's the crazy part,

because you're like, how would five people find you if you could, like, run anywhere you wanted for an entire, like, month? You're allowed to jump in taxis and trains and stuff. The members of the public, if they see you, can actually film you on their phone and they get paid...

They get paid as a reward for capturing you on social media and stuff so that it alerts the hunters where you are. So just when you think you're good, all of a sudden you trust the wrong person and all of a sudden they snap you or whatever and then you're done. I can see there'd be a twist in that.

I imagine there's a bit where he trusts this person. He's in their car. And then she's like, you're the guy and she films him and then he has to be on the run again. No, spoilers? I would last 30 seconds. No, they give you the first 12 hours free so if you died in the first 30, that's on you.

It just trips over and when she walks at the door and knocks her head. Trips and falls down the sewer, bang, neck broke. I need to wash my hands too often Three terms around First call of the day We'll see you our free coffee for the week If you jump on the phone chat to us Oh 800 the Itch

It's actually second call of the day Because actually third We already spoke to a couple this morning It's just a caller really now Yeah yeah but it's always nice to mind your life a little bit Love actually when you're in an industry That the three of us know nothing about Yeah like

Like the industry of being ugly Yeah exactly as I used to be Clint, Megan Dan Lesh, go Normally I'd be playing First Call of the Day intro But I might give Megan a different one

For the first time in forever Hello stranger Wow, this one's not quite a stranger She has called for the first time But we've met her before Megan, good morning Yes Hi guys I should not believe I got you, how exciting

Oh, well it's a dream to talk to you on the radio me again. We met you at Elektra Cab last year. Yeah, but I'm not this year, so I'll just take note of that, okay, because I missed out. Were they nice to you when you met them, darling? Oh my God, they were so nice. I could not believe how Tall Dan was. He's a big boise. My husband thought I was absolutely such a loser. I just walked around all day, and that was like my aim for the day was to find the boys.

You were the best, because you had probably, I felt like you'd preloaded for four hours before your husband got home or whatever, and then you were like, let's go. So he was fully, he was pretty sober at the time. I remember very, very slidly. No, she was great. She was a real, Megan was a vibe. Yeah.

It's always, people think, oh, I don't want to be a loser. I don't want to say hello. We'll never. I'm not like that. Okay, good. Yeah, she's like, no, no, I'm saying to other people. Like, you can always come up and say hello because it just makes our day.

Because you're like, oh, doesn't it? That's good to know. Yeah, it's like, you're literally doing the show. Like, four other. people to enjoy. And then so when they come up and say, I actually do enjoy it, you're like, oh my God, that's great. That's why we do it.

Yeah. So you, it says you were going to. And then, Clint, I saw you afterwards, like, later on in the night when you were well and truly, um, had a few. Come on. Amazing. You were with, like, a few of the crew. We just got chatting. And then Yazz ginked your way and said, stop talking to everyone.

Fooled you away. That might have been a guy that looked like me, because normally, once work's done, I'm straight in the car home and just studying and stuff. Reading the Bible. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Good question you are.

Just reading radio books. Yeah, yeah. So Megan, we've got some information on you. It says you've been with your husband for 23 years. You don't just sound old enough to me. That's such a fucking long time. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. It just shows how relaxed you are with us.

Yeah, because they just... It really is a long time. Yeah. What's the secret to a long, fruitful marriage in your opinion, apart from swearing every day? I was just about to do it again. too. Oh my gosh.

We love you, darling. Truly, I just think he's a really, really great man. And he puts up a lot of shit from me. Oh, my God. Okay, this is the first and last time you'll be on the radio.

And Megan, as well, before you let you go. I love this woman. You're working corrections, getting prisoners back into society. What a cool job to be in. Yeah, it was. It was really cool. It was really rewarding at the start. I did it sort of on and off for 10 years in between having my youngest. And it was sort of the job that I fell into first after I had finished my degree. And that's of kind of like being like my client group since. And like I was saying to Carl, I never felt unsafe in my job. And I was picking them up from the prison on their day of release and driving them around by myself and in the front seat with me. They never felt unsafe, apart from maybe on two occasions. And so, like, you're meeting them inside when they're straight and they're sober.

And then they're coming out, and they've got so many triggers and so many, you know. And so there are reasons, there are scary times when you're going to pick them up and you absolutely know that they're under the influence and they're completely different people. Does it give you more compassion? Because for people that are, like, don't have much experience in corrections or in crime or whatever it is, I think people can get quite judgy. But I think when you kind of meet the people, you hear their stories

and you understand that in many ways society isn't really set up to rehabilitate. Some people are just two or three bad decisions away from ending up in the worst situation ever. Yes, yeah, I mean I think naturally that I am I just don't think you could do that job without being

like empathetic and compassionate at all. I mean, we spoke to someone a couple of years ago that did a similar job to you and they got some of the prisons to look after their kids every now and then. That's true. That's right.

They're a very compassionate person. Okay, I would not do that. Okay. Hey, Megan, it's bloody good catching up with you again. Hopefully we do see you again at Electric Ave. There'll be tickets, we'll be given away between now and then for sure. Okay, well, just keep me in mind for those,

won't you? Ash, I'm going to miss you so much when you leave. You seriously are the funniest. both you're the best replacement for me I'm so sad there you go thank you darling Meg's very excited to come back and I will miss you guys but I'm also very excited from my sleeping she's counting down the days

no thank you me that's beautiful that's so lovely if you love raspberry rhubarb or coconut you'll love Zid's new chill drinks you can get amongst those megan thank you so much babe call us anytime okay don't be a stranger come believe it's the first time you called us that guy Yeah.

And if you can't get tickets to each, you have, just sneak under the fence. What, Dan's Dan's Dan. My dad used to do it. Warbirds over Wanaka. Michael Jackson concerts. We did it all. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Gossip and entertainment. Scandal. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Well, thanks, Contiki. Contiki's Black Friday sale is now live with trips from $1,475 bucks. Visit contiki.com and start your next adventure today. That'd be cool, like, new year's resolution.

Go on a Kentucky. You should do it now. For like mid-year, you've got something to look forward to. Especially if you haven't got kids, if you're in your 20s. Like, traveling is the thing that will change your life, broaden your horizons. My best memories in my entire life, apart from getting married and having a baby, obviously. My best memories, if I'm being honest, are actually the trips I talk. Yeah, I don't think you ever get back from a holiday and then wish that you still have the money and you could trade the memories.

Oh, you never say I spent too much money. I regret that. And a good thing with it can ticky is you pay the money and then it's kind of all sorted from there like there's a few other expenses. Oh yeah, I hate the admin. Yeah, so they'd source it out for you. If I say best holiday memory of your life,

what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Road trip through America. Oh, shut up. It was the best thing I ever did. I loved every second in a car, just me and a couple of mates. Did you go to like roadside diners? We went Route 66, most of it. That's so sad.

Which is like off the freeways and stuff. What's your favorite memory, hollow memory? Yeah, wife and I did. a month before kids a month in the States and a month in Canada and for a week of that month in the States we just pushed wild horses through the mountains for like a week.

It was very yellow stone. What do you mean push wild horses? What does that mean? No self-reception. Everyone has their own horse and then you move like 120 wild horses like a herd of wild horses from one place to another place.

Are you on horse back? Yeah, for like sickly. Clint genuinely looked into buying a ranch after he got back. He like was on. That's like you live in teepees. And we'd have a truck wagon and then we'd stop and we'd cook on open fire

and we'd all like bath in like the rivers and stuff. That's, my husband would froth that. Oh, it was epic until about the sixth day where I felt like, in my legs we've got to twist off. If you don't ride a lot and then you ride for a week every day. How did Jamie go? Oh, no, she's used to riding pretty often. Was it like very similar to Yellowstone?

Like, did you kill him in? She was fine. And throw him off the ditch in between state lines. Clint's guide, he was like, you're done. He threw him off and he's like, right. Jamie, the ranch is now out of his baby. What happened to Jeff? What Jeff?

Jeff. Yeah, you get some dusty trails and put on the bandanas and stuff so he didn't get it in your face. And then Clint thought that Jeff was dead. And then he came back to the ranch the next day. He was like, he was the guy, and that's why he's back in New Zealand. Yeah, ran back scared. And his US visa got cancelled.

Yeah, yeah. Once me and Adrian, just, again, pre-kids. decided to just do a tour of all the Christmas markets in Europe so we flew over and just went through Italy and Switzerland going to Christmas markets Wow

It was so unique but I love that because then people don't go Oh you've done that It was magic You two had very different holidays Yes I did not have any dust on me No

But it was great When all of a sudden the guy who went The ranch would be like Oh he's like Clint you and Dax Go and bring those The herd that are breaking to the right There's about seven or eight of them Down the Gully I want you to bring

him back. So then we're just like, pull out and then go down and bring them all up the mound. So did you pay him to do work for him? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he has a great business model. Well done that guy. He's smart. That was supposed to be scandal. I'll give a quick update.

You know how a little while ago we were talking about James Vanderbeg, Dawson from Dawson's Creek, stage three colorectal cancer and he missed the fundraiser that the whole cast did because he was too unwell? Everyone kind of thought he's weeks away. Like he looked so frail. But his wife has posted a video of him, he looks really good.

She said he's bouncing back. And he's doing really well, still flogging off some of his old stuff from Varsity Blues to raise money for his treatment and for his family. But I'll show you the photo of him. See, he's looking much better. Oh, yeah. He's got a bit of colour back in his face. He's still very thin and frail.

Very thin, but good luck to hear in his far notes. Just unimaginable. That's so rare. Very, rarely do you hear when the doctors say you've got six months, then you end up getting a year. I just want some Dawson's Creek fan that took a billionaire to be like, He's all the money for some experimental treatment in Switzerland. He comes back and he's fine.

I don't even then sometimes that that can't help you. The Venn diagram of billionaire Dawson Creek fan coming together. Yeah, you're right. It'll be one billionaires somewhere. Elon must be loves Dawson Creek. That's bang on for that guy. Clint Megan Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640.

Not so much naughty, naughty. But I took my son George yesterday to a wave pool. I won't say which one it is. First of all, can I just say, what an invention. The wave pool. Where is the wave pool, then? Well, there's one of two in Auckland, so I'm not going to say which one is. Fair enough for two.

I do know where their story's going. There's one down the road from me in Mount Albert, but I didn't see you there yesterday. And Clint, I could have been there. Could have. I might have been at the other one, who knows. But there was a situation there where, and I don't, I wanted to go on the wafer, but I wasn't allowed to take my son. in there because he's too young, which is

fair enough, he's only less than two years old in a way. No, I tend to think if you're an adult then you can roll the dice on what you think. Yeah, but you're a fun dad, we're not fun parents with us. And we're safe place. There's also hydra slides there, I was like, we're not going anywhere near them. There's people I follow who are like world class, like wakeboarders.

And they've got like their three-year-old standing in between their legs and they're like, weight-border. Are you a world-class wakeboarder, Dan? I'm surprised you didn't. No. No. There am I, so. It makes sense that you just watch. And I've put the fear in my kids because I've done that with our kids. And I was like, we'll be fine, hang on.

And then they'll get dragged a little bit longer through the water than they were expecting and they're like, off it. And you know when there's a, when there's a code brown in any pool, public pool, there's a situation where they have to get everybody out of the pool. And someone will be able to maybe fact-check this. Do you have to, like, empty the whole pool

when there's that situation? They get the poo out and then they put chemicals in it, I don't want to imagine. Yeah, imagine the cost to empty the entire. It would take, some of those pools would probably take, dazed. Well, there was a situation exactly a Code Brown in the wave pool

and I've never seen more people just quickly evacuated. It was like a turd surfing on the face. Someone else's poo touching your arm. A nightmare! I would die.

Nightman. I would have to douse my entire body in chemical bleach. Yeah. And so everybody could see it. It wasn't like a situation where like it was like, it could see it.

How long do everyone go back in? Well, that was that. Oh, we live. It was sort of as we were leaving, luckily. Oh, that's interesting. There was a turd, and then dance, not around. They say the code brown into the microphone.

No, they just said, can everybody please get out of the pool? And they, like, sort of glazed around the truth, but everybody knew why. It's my biggest fear, because we go to Wednesday. Oh, shit, I said, stay swimming day. You got to remember. When I'm, I'm, like, prepping buddy to get in the pool-free swimming list. And every week, I have to be like, now you know that if you do a wee in the pool, it turns per pool. And everyone will know you've done a wait.

And he goes, no, I don't need to weigh. And then, like, every time, 10 seconds later, Mommy, I think it's the best if we do a wee before we go in the bath. That's what I thought. Yeah. But to do a poo. Oh, everybody's weeing in the pool. I remember, I was in a public pool once in this.

No, you're not. Clint. Oh, Dan. No. It's disgusting. This mom's holding, like, a kid, like a toddler or whatever. And then the toddler's at, oh, my. Brilliant.

Into the water. And the mom goes, oh, no. And puts her hand in it, and then just swirls it around. No, just swirls it around. to try and dilute it into the pool until it starts to kind of like dissipate and I was like, no. Oh, I'm out of here.

No way. I don't know how many saw it, but I saw it. No, I was just like, oh. That's the stuff at a germaphobe like me. I struggle to hear that now. I'm not going to a pool ever again. I'm not going to a pool ever again. But they do put lots of chemicals and that stuff.

Oh yeah, sometimes too many. And then your eyes are all stinging like, what's going on? And then you go, what happened in this pool that it needed that much chlorine in it? And the thing about yesterday was, there was probably about maybe, because it was during the day on a week there, there was probably maybe 10 people in the pool at the time. So one of them

did it, you know? And so there was all these guilty faces coming out of the pool and there was only like three kids in there. Most of them were adults. So like who did it? No adult is pooing. Who done it? If you're an adult and you're doing a poo in the pool, it would only do that if you had diarrhea.

You know what I mean? So it can't be. It's a kid who's like, oh, I'll do a poo no, no, because they don't have good, you know. Clint, Megan Dan, the Edge. 1K, E, Z, money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst the game on the Robber app.

If you get 10 out of 10, you're in the draw for a thousand. Otherwise, a thousand bucks, seven and eight. If you can get the job done, we'll give you a letter. You give us 10 answers, starting with that letter in 30 seconds. Cash is yours. No repeated answers, but you can pass. Playing from Christchurch. Alan!

Morning. Hello! Good day, Alan. Oh, we love your vibe already, Alan. That's a real throwback that one. Alan, Alan. Steve. Do you get that a bit?

Alan? I heard that from my former colleagues. Yeah. You were saying that, but I really cannot get the reference. Alan, are you from the Philippines? Yes, I am. Mahohai, parre, comeostaka. I'm all good.

How are you? Yeah, I'm good. Mabute. We need to send you the Alan Steve clip because if you don't get it, it's a hell of a clip. Oh, it's such a good thing. He knows that, Alan. Oh, you think people listening. might not know.

Alan knows. Ellen's all about it. My Filipino brother, you can tell I love the Philippines. How long do you live before? Where in the Philippines did you live at? In Manila, in Makati. Oh, right.

Oh, you're in Malibu. Yeah, the best. How many years can someone live in a country before they're allowed to do the accent? Yeah, that's my question too. Uh, I don't know. Maybe your whole life. Oh, so I'm not allowed to.

Oh, no. I'm not allowed to do that. I think you have to genuinely be Filipino before you can do it. But anyway, Alan's joking. He's such a jokester. All right, bro, you're ready? Classic pinoy.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to give you a letter and then hopefully you're going to give us 10 answers. What's the letter this morning? The letter is W, WALA. That means nothing. Cool. He needs to give Filipino answers.

I will take Filipino answers, yeah. Okay, this is going to really stretch your knowledge. Okay. All right. Beginning with W, can I please have a girl's name? Wonder. A fruit. Watermelon.

Something you see in the classroom. Woman. Something sweet. A pass. A band. Pass. Something with wheels. Will Barrel

A six-letter word Oh Alan My love That's a shame You're going away with Walla Wala That's very good

I'm learning That's very good from you This is fun It's been a joy talking to you this morning Alan They're the best people on earth Filipinos Hey Alan

When you chose your English name I've been told sometimes No Filipinos don't They all have English names It's the most American place in the world? Yeah, we all have, yeah. Ah, they all sit better English than you

and it's all American. So what, it's on your birth certificate, it's Alan, or you have two names? I have two names, Alan Albert. Yeah. And then his surname, yeah. I don't know why our parents do that to us. Yeah, they do. So it's difficult to write.

Clint, you know voila about Filipinos. Yeah. I mean, it's going to keep using it. Okay. Bye, Alan, Malagao. Pascot. Pleasure. Yeah, what a guy. Hey, thank you, see ya. Bye.

All right, I'm back again at 8 o'clock. Another chance for you to play easy money for thinking get it done. Clint, Megan Dan. I'm feeling very underdressed right now. Lara and Tom Zainsbury joins us. You know, dress as the cutest little elves. Yeah, we love the little boobles. Yeah, they suit your bobbles.

They really do. Thank you. So the show in question is called the Christmas crisis. You got it. Oh, it's a crisis. There's four crises. One of them's climate change. One of them is the relationship between Santa and Mrs. Claus.

And we've got a Christmas Cupcake shop owner whose sort of business is teetering on the edge of collapse. It's all told through the power of dance and all dance to songs that you will know and love. Wow. This is you putting in a late bid for Dancing with the Stars if anything comes back. I'm just waiting for that call.

I'm just waiting for that call. That's the one show I definitely would do. You would be so incredible. How have they not asked you before, Tom? You would have been amazing on it. Oh, thank you. I think I haven't, I haven't startled people. Well, that too.

People with my dancing. I haven't startled people with my dancing years. I think exactly. Too much. So this will be fun. You're combining Christmas and comedy. Yes. But you've also prepared for us the five tips for surviving Christmas this silly season.

Now, my very first one, people of the older generation, they love to know where the cheapest petrol is within the region, right? And so just do a little bit of research before you hang out with your family members and then you've got a conversation starter just there, you know, in Ranoi, it's only, you know, it's three cents cheaper than such and such and such and such. That's a real conversation starter.

Number two, of course, is loose pants. Drawstring. Drawstring. Yeah. This one is really good. A present draw for an emergency or shelf or box for an emergency Christmas gift. So, like, stoppiling, like a few generic things,

maybe like a little 12 pack of beer sampler or some nice chalkies. and then when someone comes over and they've brought our cousin over because they're an orphan and you're like great you're an orphan the parents died in a car crash last week

there's been a house fire and you're like oh well I've got you a present or if someone brings an unexpected guest like your mum's cousin my mom's cousin does a lot brings her new boyfriend and we didn't know he was coming

and you want to be nice so there you go I'm just going to throw out their tinted windows on your car so that you can just go to have some alone time and recharge your social battery it's a good one

and then number five is come to the Christmas crisis and Key Theatre. The trip to Auckland. Before my best, my favourite tip was the emergency preserba. Change my mind, my favourite tip is now the fifth one. And you're doing a week and a half eight at the Q Theatre. That's right.

10th of December till the 20th. You got it and a couple of double shows. So the later nights tend to get a bit more round. You know, you can have some eggnog and get them to it. But we are 40 plus now, some of us. So the later night has come back from a 10pm show to an 8.45 show. 8.45 is a bit late for me. It's a new midnight I've heard.

And what ages would we say the show is appropriate for? It's got some colourful language. We're doing one Lily Allen's song. It's like a couple of adulty references. But I would go actually, of all of our shows we've made, this is probably the most family friendly. My daughter's in it, and she's 12 and a half. Okay, she's in it.

And so, yeah. She's obviously cool. Before you go, can we rinse your talents, Tom Sainsbury, a little more? We are big fans of your impersonations. You actually had a podcast where, if you hadn't heard, it. Tom did this whole story and played every single character, gave them all completely different voices.

And still, you did a few seasons, right? Yes, so you can shoot out, it's called Small Town's A Candle. And yes, I do all the voices. They're 40 plus voices, but, you know, the 31st, 30 are good. And then from then on, it's just, you're just going to really, very you can manage. Well, this is perfect, because we've got two listeners on the line. We're going to give you a little bit of information

about each person. Yes. And then you're going to come up with a voice of what you think they would sound like. Okay, great. And then we're going to get them on and see if you're ready. Oh, great. I love this. Okay, cool.

All right, we're going to do that next. Tom Sainsbury and Lara, who have a show that is going to be kicking off the Q Theatre on the 10th of December. Christmas crisis, you need to get amongst. But before we did let you go, Tom, we know you are a wizard when it comes to voices. Even like your Paula Bennett and stuff from back in the day on Snapchat and stuff, are you still doing? Are you still giving her a stick? I'm not giving you a stick so much, but, you know, she's floating around in my life, and I think I'm going to be seeing her in a couple of weeks. just randomly.

She was a good sport about it, eh? She loved it. She was a really good sport about it. And Simon Bridges also was a good sport. Yeah, and so we thought it might be nice to profile a couple of callers who listened to the show. And then you try and work out what you think they would sound like. And then we'll bring them on to see how close you are. Great.

Okay. So the first one, it's a female named Taylor. Taylor, okay. So she is 24 years old. A bit of information for her. She works as a receptionist at a car yard. And she's never left Otago But dreams of living in L.A. as an actress

Oh my God, okay Come on Taylor Her name is Taylor Hi, I'm Taylor I'm a receptionist What do I want to do So I want to become an actress In Los Angeles and it's going to happen

I love that I really felt like we got to know Taylor On a deep personal level Taylor who heard your impression Do not go changing your voice Taylor Yeah you're going to miss you a real one Normie voice Taylor good morning

Hey guys She's happy She's up a bit She's perky Yeah She's a breath of a spoon Not a mile is Sorry about that Taylor

So was it in any way accurate at all Taylor It depends what mood you get me in To be honest But I don't think Tom was too far off Oh bless you She's being very kind I needed to get you First thing in the morning

When you've just woken up Let's try one more So Darren, this is a guy Great So Darren He lives in the Wicatta Oh yes He milks 300 cows a day.

Perfect. He's a farmer. Tom's like, I don't need any more info, but carry on. He has two identical tractors. One works, and the other one's just there for parts. And he has a dog called Aaron. Yeah. Okay.

Aaron, yeah. Good day. Yeah, gooday, guys. Darren, I've got a couple of tractors. Aaron, so my name's Darren, but my dog's name's Aaron. And we're hoping to, I don't know, like. He loves riding with me on the. you know, on the wheel guard on my

trad, I just thought we have a great time. Is it going to be a bit of it. It's getting that way. It's getting worse as I go. Darren, I love you and I'm sorry for it if you do. Morning, Darren. Yeah, good-day. Oh, my God. That's pretty good.

Darren, you got a dog? Yeah, sure too. His name is Aaron, so you know. Wow. I think that's awesome. I'll give you a point for that. Yeah, I think that's a win. So we've got one lost one win. Yeah, whereabouts in the country are you, Des?

Oh, it's the other farm. you know, on the paddock. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty good. I reckon we can get you adopting a cat and calling it Sharon. Yes, Aaron, Sharon and Darren. Come on.

What are the chances of that happening, Das? You're a cat man. Oh, I don't know if we can have those. Fair enough, fair enough. He's like, you've already got your win, mate. Thanks, Des. Thanks for the milk, does. Thanks, Dan, back to it.

Awesome, cheers, guys. Man, a few words. He's got cows to milk. Yeah, he does. 300 head. I think you're bang on there, mate. Thank you. All right, well, Christmas crisis,

please go see the show because we don't want you guys to have to come all this way and dress like elves, full beanies and everything for nothing. We drove here to get the dress like that. I saw them come through. That's brave.

If you're a commitment to a radio show has anything to go by, the show will be phenomenal. That's true. You got it. Christmas crisis at the Q Theatre. Thank you guys so much for coming in. Get around and check it out.

Comedy meets Christmas. What could go wrong? Thank you. Thank you. All righty. Every morning, we're going to give somebody, hopefully you, the chance to take on the beauty bomb. So we're going to roll through a list of Green Cross Health products from beauty essentials to fragrances. You just shout out stop when you've got enough items in your bag. How much is enough though, Clinton?

That's the question, the age old question. The longer you hold out, the more you win. But if the buzzer goes off before you say stop, you leave with nothing. This is an example of how it to not play. Benefit who LeBronza. Stop. I don't think you can yell stop when the buzz are played. It's so hard to listen to.

You're not going to do that this morning, are you, Emily? I'm hoping not. You never know. You can do this. Now, you're a theatre nurse. They're the type of nurse that does jazz hands when they're doing operations. Something like that. Yeah, it's always a song and dance.

What's the most complex surgery you've been a part of in the last, like, a couple of weeks? Oh, I don't know. I just like major bowel surgery. Oh, wow. That's so amazing what they can do. And that's just normal life for you, eh? That's so crazy. Like, we just talk crap on the radio for four hours.

You need to save lives. Amazing. I try. And when was the last thing we accidentally left something inside a patient? We see those stories when we're researching. She's not a problematic surgeon. I hear about them, but no, that's why I do a very good count, and we keep an eye on everything.

Good, good. You need, like my dad has, like, in his tool shed, where he has drawn all the different tools so you know the hammer's missing because you can see the drawing of the hammer, and it goes in the hammer spot. And the wrench goes in the wreath. That's what they need.

And we do have those of our sets, like our PEDIC sets. You can see where they're. hand the go. Okay, all right. That's a great analogy, Clint. I love how you've compared your dad's toolshed to a Operation Theatre.

Yeah. Brilliant. Okay. Okay, are you ready, Emily? You know how to play? You're just going to yell out, stop when you've got enough items, but if the buzzer catches you first, you'll leave with nothing. Okay.

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Antipides, glow, vitamin C, trio set. I have to just get away from my microphone because I can't be a part of this. I'm so sorry, Emily. Ash did say she thought Wednesday's player was going to have to be more conservative because yesterday I went for ages. I've warned you, babe.

I mean, you can save a life and do a serious bowel surgery, but you suck. I beat the bomb. Hopefully none of your surgeries are under a time constraint this morning. I don't want you getting like PTSD. Well, that was pretty quick, no.

It was quick, wasn't it? I don't want my bowel surgery to be that fast. No, you want them to be a bit more thorough. Yeah, we're so sorry about that, Emily. All right, thank you. Yeah, we appreciate the work you do. I hate it, I hate it. I know.

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I'd love to know we can get a good deal from. Coming on, next scandal. We're going to try and catch up with Sean Kent, who is a lawyer in the States, who's always been really great at breaking down some of the most complex stories in Hollywood for us. Like the PDD stuff, and we're all like, is he going to go to jail and what is actually it all about?

The Epstein Files is something that we, all keep hearing a lot about. I could talk about the Epstein files for the whole three-hour four-hour show. I was Googling last night if any New Zealand celebrities are in the Epstein files. I did see that in your Dan's Google history. Does Donald Trump have the power to stop

them coming out if he thinks it's going to be incriminating towards his campaign? I saw that Adel's in them. But like some of them are just there. That would just mention, like, should we go to an Adel concert as opposed to Adel's coming to the lair? Oh, right. Okay. Okay, well, hopefully Sean can break it down for us

about when we will actually get to see these files, what we can expect to see in them and who's going to be going down. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. And Sean Kent, our American lawyer who breaks down some of the most complex Hollywood stories joins us on the show this morning

because we keep hearing all about the Epstein files and what they are and who's going to go down for it and when they will come out. We have no idea. Sean hopefully does. Morning, Sean. Hey, how are you doing? Doing great.

So good. You to hear your friendly voice on this. Good to hear from you guys. I thought we broke up. I haven't heard from y'all in so long. No, we didn't want to pestia. I felt like we were becoming a bit too cling-onish. We're waiting for the story worthy of the Sean Kent action.

And I think we're well and truly there, my friend. Yeah. So the bloody Epstein files, it looks like the tides are turning. There was a bit of pressure on old mate Donald Trump who went from saying, I'm going to release the files to the files are a Democrat hoax to, yes, we should release the files. So in your opinion, why is the change of heart? Why has Trump all of a sudden said we should release them?

There's no doubt in my mind. It was the court of public opinion completely influenced him. And when you realize he was going to, what he had always hoped was at the House and the Senate and he had enough of his Republican colleagues that were going to make sure that they voted against them so he never had to vote. And if he was going to be seen as the person who was the only whole, hold up, it would have destroyed him reputational-wise.

Because people tend to forget when this election went down, he was the first one who brought up the Epstein piles. He was bringing him up against Hillary Clinton. That was his whole thing. And so if he's now seen as the person who is trying to keep them out, it would destroy him more than his reputation has already taken a hit over here.

If the rumors are true and he is his names littered through the files, what are the chances of old Trump wriggling out of this one again? I think the rumors will be true. I think there will be a lot of individuals mentioned. The question will be how will they be mentioned? And President Trump is smart enough to understand that just being mentioned in the files are enough to ruin you politically.

Because it doesn't matter what says. Your name just being mentioned, people are going to draw whatever. The same thing we're all doing right now. And he's just mentioned in there and mentioning visiting Epstein Island, hanging out with Epstein. that's going to be enough, especially all the stuff that's going on with him and just laying Maxwell. So I just don't know.

That's a great phrase, will he be able to wriggle out of it? I doubt it because the best way to look at it is the people who hate him are still going to hate him. The people who like them are always going to defend him. But Sean Kent, what about the statute of limitations? Is there anything from these files that would go back so far

that even if it does come out, there's nothing that can be done from a law perspective? what a great question and it really and I hate to sound like the lawyer but it depends because generically there are no statute of limitations on crimes depending on what crime that you are dealing with like if you remember our ditty situation all of the things that he was accused of doing happened out in California and there were statute of limitations on that but the federal government was able to come up with creative ways to get things that he was accused of some 20 and 30 years which long and short means If the government wants to get you, they can come up with creative ways. Certain things are not immune from prosecution. And I'm not, don't catch me as I'm making any excuses. But let's say there is something accusing him of doing something with some underage women. There's not going to be a statute of limitations on stuff like that.

Wherever that occurs, if that's an accusation, something can always happen. Is there a world in which when these files are released, we get it so heavily redacted or edited that maybe things are taken out, or is the version of the files that will be made public, is that going to be in its kind of original form? I think given what has happened and all of the eyes that are on it, I don't think we're going to get the redacted versions. I think we're going to get the unredacted,

what the grand jury looked at, and from what I understand what Congress has signed, that's what they have signed, unless it is the protected name of a victim or an underage victim, Of course, that information always has to be redacted. But absent something specifically dealing with the victim, which the law requires it to be redacted, or the age of the victim, which the law requires it to be redacted, now we're going to get everything.

And so do you think, in your opinion, Sean, just lastly, if it's not redacted, are we seeing the demise of Donald Trump? Yeah, 100%. I think if you were over here, you would see just things that are happening. Our latest, there was an indictment against the FBI, former FBI director, Comey, and an attorney general, Lettisha James. We had a judge thrown that out. The power structure that he formerly had is eroding in front of us. And it's one more brick on the wall. I think if this happens anything bad, I think you've seen the end.

And I think you've seen the end, not just of Donald Trump, but of the MAGA movement in general, because he has lost so much power. with everything that has gone wrong. In now, Sean, we are getting so many texts through from people here in New Zealand. And I think maybe we actually might need to just, I know we've got you for a short amount of time, but if it's possible, because people are some, we assume knowledge, right? We assume that a lot of people are as invested in this as we are. Maybe there are some people listening live that actually don't have a very clear understanding of what the Epstein files are.

So I'm so sorry to rewind, but I think you're the person to do this. If it's possible, for the uninitiated, can you give maybe a one-minute, of what the Epstein files are. Sorry to kind of rewind on this. Yeah, no problem at all. And I think it's fascinating because we hear the Epstein files like they are the great harbinger of what's going on. But generally what happens in America is when someone is accused of a crime and the government is trying to get them, they have to get all the information that they need. When they get the information that they need, it's usually secret information. Why? Anytime you've ever watched any television show,

every cop show, they all say the same thing. We cannot comment on an ongoing investigation. Well, this ongoing investigation was the investigation into Epstein. When the federal government starts coming after you, they usually come after you for years and years and years and years. And they interview witnesses. They interview victims. They go and visit these islands. And so what the Epstein files are are literally the cavalcade of that investigation. What made this even more interesting is other states had federal charges against them. Florida had federal charges against him. What makes Epstein's file also very interesting is he cooperated with the federal government

and named names, gave information, gave statements, which he thought was giving him an immunity agreement. Well, another federal agency says, you're not getting any immunity, and they didn't give him the immunity so he would be free from prosecution, and he ended up being prosecuted. So the Epstein files are all of that investigation, the grand jury testimony. statements from Epstein telling people that he had done stuff with because, and that's the biggest thing in the Epstein file is, once you are given immunity, the rule is you tell us everything and we won't use it against you. So presumably there are statements from him himself from the grave telling every nasty, abhorrent thing he possibly could have done. And who he did it with.

Wow. And who he did it with. So realistically, when we say the Epstein files, it's everything that if he was, if he was, he would, have gone to trial, the federal government would have used against him. That's why people are so interested in it, because right now we're speculated. But it would be from the horse's mouth. I hung out with Bill Clinton. I went with Donald Trump. I got donations, Jolay Maxwell. And he did all of these things. And people are like, well, how do we know it's trustworthy? Well, it's trustworthy because he would have done it to make sure he wasn't getting prosecuted.

It's why it would have been in there. And of course, another government agency said, sorry you did that to them, not us. And that's why what's in the Epstein pilot, everything the government would have used to convict him had he gone to drive. Oh, it's going to be, it's already going down as the biggest political story of our generation. I think this could be the, finally,

could be the thing that brings... Give it a quick Google. It's super interesting. It really is. Sean, too crazy. Thank you so much for chatting with us. We'll chat to you again as it unfolds. I hope I miss you guys. Like I said, I had little friends and all of a sudden they left me. How could we do that?

We'll have you on again, I'm sure, about this. Yeah, at Kent Law Firm on TikTok, if you want to follow Sean. He is one of the most well-dressed, manicured men I've ever seen in my entire life. Clint Megan Dan. Once a week, we will rifle through Dan's search history to see if we can learn anything, and if we learn nothing, we at least learn something about our dance. What's in Dan's Google History?

Is it sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Is there anything left to learn? That's my question. I think we've learned enough about me. Let's learn a bit about Ash. You say that every week, it's a gift that keeps on giving. As I troll through his Google History,

first of all, NZ people on Epstein list. Were there any Kiwis on them? No, there wasn't. Because I saw a story that this was a couple of nights ago where it was Adele was on there. There was a few celebrities that you'd never... But not attending some sex party. I think it's more like,

do you want to go to the Adele concert? Head to Britain and it's diary we're going to the Adele concert. And so she's mentioned in there, you know. It would be the most unlikely, like the most devastating Kiwi to be implemented. Implemented in, what's the word? In Twosie Kato, yes. Susie Kato would be thingy. Imagine Susie Kato.

She's definitely not in the Epstein Files. Imagine if Thingy was in it, Simon Barnett. Never! Simon Barnett would come in there topless and save the girls. And then jump into a helicopter holding them and say, I'll save you. They go, thank you, Daddy. Yeah.

Okay. So it started with small weak celebrities male. And then it went to, who's a famous celebrity I could win a fight against? Oh, that's because in our podcast and the OnlyFans podcast, I said, which celebrity do you think you could beat? The most impressive celebrity you could beat in a fight. On the radio, don't say what Dan said, because he'd get cancelled. Because I reckon...

We're protecting you here, darling. Because the things we say on the OnlyFans podcast, we can't say... Because I reckon beating like a Denzel Washington, who by the way is like 17. they'd be pretty badass and most people give themselves a chance against a 70-year-old. Denzel, Washington could have an arm missing at his age and still beat both of you in a five. You can beat Clint Eastwood.

He's like 91. Yeah. And not at his prime though. One of the saddest things is that yesterday I googled Clint Eat's Stuart and it's the first time in my life. I've seen a photo of him and gone, I wouldn't bang him. No.

He's finally reached the peak of, you know, anywhere. Then you then went on to say, who is the shortest Jonas brother? and then can Joe Jonas fight well? So I thought maybe you thought you could probably take on a Joe. Apparently Nick knows Jiu-Jitsu, so I wouldn't provide him. You go Kevin. He's got more of a dad boy. Kevin's the youngest one.

He's like, I reckon I could break buddy Joe. Break him and a half. He's getting real hot. Then we've already said this one. What can I make with two sausages and two eggs? I mean, surely you'd just make sausages and eggs, wouldn't you? No, I made a lovely little omelet. There was a great recipe on there.

Did you squeeze the meat out of the sausage, Or did you just chop it up? Just chop finally chop them up and then put them in an omelette. Yeah, I would suggest next time cut the end off the sausage and squeeze the mints into the eggs and break it through. No, Dan's buying pre-cooked sausages, so he's no squeezing. No, they were. They were lovely butcher ones.

Oh, yeah, yeah. They were lamb and mint. That's one thing I can't get around is, anyway. Okay, so this is just go with me on this. That's like a Bunning staple, the old pre-cooked sausages in bread. And, you know, I did have a think when I was at Bunnings recently on a, because what it's called sausage, sausage sezo outside the of Bunnings. And of course, being a germaphobe and helping health anxiety, I thought,

oh, what if this isn't cooked? I'm going to get gastro. But then I was like, surely the rule would be you have to use pre-cooked. They always are. So that they're indentedified. Also, can we calm down on the price of a fundraiser sausage? 450 is the last. That's mental. Yeah, price I paid.

Get out of it. And then you're like, have you got mustard? And they're like, no. I'm like, well, then back it up. Like, what are you doing? Well, Superman allergic to anything other than kryptonite. Yeah. And apparently cats.

No, he was. He was, apparently. But then you've gone, was Superman gay? It's a son. And then is Superman's son gay? And then is Superman in a relationship with Batman? Yeah, so apparently in the DC universe, Superman is not the thing. It's his son now and he's a bisexual.

Really? Yeah. I just learned that. See, you learn something. So it's Superman, but it's a new Superman. You're next year. A Clark Kent's son. His name's like Joe Kent or something.

You're Joe Kenney? Yeah, he's a bisexual. Joe, what's his last name? Kent. Joe Kent. Oh, Kent. Like Clark Kent. Do you know what I discovered

because I've been reading stories to Buddy that in the new round of Superman, Batman is, no, in the new round of Batman, Robin is Batman's son. Nah. No, Google it. No, he's not.

He was just working in the circus. Call Cow. Call Cal. When he jumps on a motorbike. Call Cal. Cal will know. Someone get Cal on the phone? Robin is Superman.

Buddy sent to me. Buddy said to me, Batman is Superman, is Batman's son. I said, Ned Dylan. Robin's gay, yeah. Why are you obsessed with who's gay? Yeah, I know. Oh, no, I just thought I just saw a thing about it. Just because his name's Joe Camp doesn't make him gay.

Kent. Oh, Kent. Jesus. So I googled it, and it did say that there's like levels, there's different versions, and as the story progresses in time, they have, and then the new Robin is Batman's son. That just sounds like something they've tried to go, oh, should we just make out that that was the case the whole time

because they've thought about it way later. in the movies. He was just working. He worked I think in the circus with his family. Robin was in the circus. Yeah, and then he was like an acrobat or whatever and then somebody died and he thought it was his responsibility because he drops her at the start. And so he leaves the circus because he can't face the family.

Well, there's a new origin story. I don't know what version you've been reading Clinton. He was never in the circus, the ones I've seen. He was an acrobat. I don't think Cal's picking up so we're asleep still. She's asleep maybe. We've run out of time. Maybe you live with him. It's his sleep.

It's been on air in an hour. He hope he's awake. Like, come on, kids these days. Yeah, am I crazy that Robin was a, he worked the trapeze? Maybe one of the Robbins, but I swear to God the new Robin is Batman's son. All right, we'll look into that, Dan. Yeah, please do clip because I'm never, I don't, I'm the, you're the only one. Okay, all right.

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God, babe, you played so well, so you passed question five, but you got all the others right, so you got nine out of ten. One of the best showings. It's going to eat me up all day. Yeah, one of the best showings we've had in ages. You've got Jurassic Park that money would have been yours. Ah, Lavinia. It's going to be a thing now we're going to do behind the scenes.

Anytime someone does something, where they drop the ball, we go, ah, Lavinia. Ah, Lavinia! You've been out of any, yeah. It's so good. Oh, bless you. We love you, Lavinia. Have a wonderful day and I hope that something wonderful happens

and makes you forget about the fact that you just lost down on a thousand. Thank you. Good on your babes. The Lion King herself. Love her. Damn, she also could have gone James Bond, Jaws.

Yeah. It's almost worse when you get so close. Yeah. So far, you'd rather lose by a bit. At the start I was doing the voice and then I realized, oh, she's going to win this. I said I'd go real quick with her. So I don't want to be like,

you were doing the voice and slowed me down. No, this class, proud partner of the Special Olympics, NZ. Another chance for you to play again. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. There are a lot of pros and cones when he comes to AI. If you're a musician, you probably call this a con. If you're not a musician, maybe it's a pro.

Some of the incredible music, the computers can make. Nothing about this is authentic. It's been all created, the voice, the beat, everything by a computer. I'm not going to lie, it sounds like great music, but the thing that ruins it is knowing that it's not a human making this and sound. It's just a computer. I always say you can never ever have guilty pleasures with music

because music is all to be enjoyed but listening to AI is a very guilty pleasure. And I don't think I could sit down and listen to it genuinely. I want Leon Thomas or someone like that to just do it. Okay, well here are four songs. You tell me the real music or fake music? Did it? That's real.

That is amazing. It's Oasis. Do you want to hear the Champagne Supernova A-I? Not really, because I love that song so much. Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide. That's the amount of people that just flipped the melody a little bit. I like it. I find Oasis a bit whiny, so.

They find you a little wonder about you. The amount of people that just flipped me to burn in the edge of this. Like Honeybone's about to run through the glass and then use the shattered glass from the window to slice your neck open. You were like, if that's... If you're telling the truth here, you were the lowest common denominator of scum.

Bro, what is Oasis like your dad or something? Come down, wish. Just to clarify, Clint has taken one of the most famous and beautifully written, like rock songs of all time, done an AI version of it and then claimed that the Oasis version is whiny. My God.

You need to have your microphone. Do you want to be hated? Okay. Wind and Fire. Again. Classics. Someone's texting get in the bin, Clint. Okay, AI version of September.

Bodya. See, do you remember? Badiya. Did it in September? Badiya. Emoe? I like it. Yeah, I like it.

I prefer the other. Okay, a couple more. Post Malone. Big fan of him. Would have AI keeps it? Okay, let's have look. That's real music. Does fake music do it better or worse?

We do this every time. Season's change and our love went cold. Oh, shit. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Oh, damn! I would go to an A.I.com. It's all holograms.

It's the only guy there. It's a way bit of an oasis. Those tickets are whinies. Rips his top off. Now, no one's going to be creep. The computer's going to give it a go. I'm scared, Clint. Here we go.

Pull me now. I'm six feet from the edge, and I'm thinking. I am so trusting. Maybe 60 ain't so far down. Oh, damn. Oh, me now. I'm six feet from the edge, and I'm thinking. I think I'm ready to give my life back to Jesus after that.

Or at least AI. At least, they've learned something in this segment. They say there are two things you don't talk about on radio because they are polarizing. Religion, politics, and hating oasis. And hating oasis is the third. They don't tell you about in radio school. Okay, man, calm down.

Oh, God, people winding on. the text? Maybe that's what happens when you've come on Oasis, man. Let's come whining like the band. Shut up and play more A-I music. Hold up with a woke in the creed, that's as well. Be. Not happy.

Oh, that's devastatingly good, isn't it? AI is going to be taking musicians' jobs, it sounds like, right? Hold on. I'm six feet from the edge of I'm flicking. I don't know what's going to do that. Hold on. Bye.

Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking. Maybe six feet ain't so far down. And to the planet. Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking.

Maybe six feet ain't so far down. Go to find out. I'm going to get it. Damn, Daniel. I grew a uterus. My goodness me. What a song. Oh, my God.

Can we get the full version of that on the interplay list? A sip. Give me the computer that made that. I want to marry it. Damn. That is. Dan's put in the hard and hard drive. All right.

Let's move on. Back Mac. All right. Stop, darling. Please stop. School run you, Morty boy. This is what Dan says to the computer when he sees it. Sabrina will give it to you.

Oh no. I missed it. He missed it. I'll do it again. This is what Dan says when he sees the AI computer. Sabrina will tell you. It's the edge. And I'll put.

Carl joins us in studio as well because we've been talking sort of once a week when we do real music, fake music. If you just tuned in, we were playing some tunes the computer makes, which means if you're a musician, I'd imagine you'd be like, geez, are they coming for our jobs? And I think yes, when it comes to radio. Short answer, yes, you've got to lose your job to a robot, yeah.

It's going to be really hard to beat the computers. When it comes to radio, though, how close are we to losing our jobs and we tasked our producer Carl was finding that out yesterday? Yeah, so, and I kind of see the future of my job It's just one man sitting in a box just sort of directing all these AIs you know, that's probably me in 10 years, just lonely

Yeah, so I put this You'll definitely have sex with the robots 100%. If anyone's going to do it, it'll be car. 100%, it'll be lodging, a complaint. I'm already there. My poor Roomba. So I prompted this thing

and what I did is I gave it a bunch of details based on you guys' personalities. I also gave it a whole, like I transcribed a part of a show, put that into it. So it had context on who you guys are. And it's sped out the script. So the voices you're about to hear are AI-generated voices. They're not your AI-generated voices.

They're just other ones. So it's the content, not the sound that we're listening to help for. Yeah. Yeah. So, but just so you know whose voice is who, I've just made some little voice demos here. So Clint, do you want to play the first one? Hey, this is Clint. My wife and I have matching Teslas. We're rich and cute.

It's like he's here. Like I say, I just gave it the context. It came up with the words itself. Hi, the Nick's voice. Hey, I'm Dan. I may sound like a southern man, but I didn't head south till my mid-twenties. Okay, so he's the southerner. Yeah, and Ash?

Hey, this is Ash, diggerie-do, boomerang, crikey, that's a big crock. Is Ash, Indian? I'm saying it's Indian, and I'm talking about Indigenous Australia. Okay, go figure. Yeah, I think we might be okay, you know, straight out the day. Okay, so you got the scripts in front of here, just so you guys can follow a lot. long. And so what we've got now is the AI-generated

radio show based on the script. So don't read too far ahead. It's much more diverse than our show. It's true. Yeah, I guess we're about to find out how close we are to losing our jobs to AI. Or close we aren't. Listen, listen. It's the edge, Clint, Dan and Ash London. It's 14 past 8. Good morning.

Welcome back to the Hot Mess Express. Today's topic breakups. Specifically, romantic location breakups. Dan, I hear you have a classic. It's not classic. It's cinematic. I'd flown my girlfriend to Fiji. A mistake I now know because the baggage allowance cut into my remote control car budget. We were watching the sunset on the beach. Oh, wait. Was she actually watching the sunset, Dan? Or was she just staring at your red Ferrari hat, realizing she was about to be driven to the airport by a man who last lost his V-card the same year the first wicked tour opened. She looked at me, Clint, and she said, Dan, I can't do this. You love cats more than you love me. Wow, a truth bomb delivered at $1,500 pre-Uber Eats delivery fee. That's efficiency. Dan, for a guy who's only been intimate with two people,

you're certainly generous with airline miles. Shut up, Indiana. Did you tell? Did you tell? AI, the Ash lived in the Philippines for six years or something. No. I tried to give her some different kind of Asian accent. I just sent her a couple of pictures.

Okay. Oh, okay, so I think that despite the fact that I'm Lebanese, Australian, that I look Indian. Okay. Do we have to listen to it anymore? Yeah. That was just act one. Okay, so part two of the voice.

It was the delivery. It ruined the ambience. I almost missed the musical camp that week. My ambiance was ruined once, but only because the waiter at the Michelin Star Restaurant asked me for my ID. I'm 40, Ash. I have the skin of a man who lives on $100 a week of fake tan and fear.

You have the skin of a slightly distressed orange peel, Clint. And Dan, let's be honest, she probably didn't leave you for cats. She left you because you wore a rash vest to the beach and she knew you'd never drive a car that wasn't a white hatchback. Hey, the guns are out. Respect the dedication. You wouldn't understand, Ash. You've only

ever had your heartbroken by realizing you forgot to order your post-yoga $1,000 avocado toast. And on that note, we're out of time. Remember, listeners, if you're going to get dumped, make sure it's expensive and inconvenient. And also remember what we always say, kill all humans.

That's right. Kill all the humans. Amen, kill them all. Someone says they're saying, Dan sounds like Morgan Freeman. If we went and hung out in Texas For the next 10 years And then someone else had texted group This is so shit Yeah

Thank God That's good That last bit with the killer That was a little concerning Because it was all written by AIO But otherwise I did actually just order My Sprouted Kinoa toast

With avocado, kimchi and sourcrap How did you know AI Okay I think it's safe To say our jobs are safe Yeah I'm actually feeling pretty Pretty good after that If I was Creed though

I'd be worried about that Oh yeah All right Oh my God Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge And I'm thinking Maybe six feet ain't so far down

The intonation on that beam Is six feet ain't so far down I wish I did think this to play out I know Clint McGendan When therapy's too expensive You can call O it Under the Edge It's Clint McGinn Den

It's advice roulette And before we get into this I just want to say yeah therapy can be expensive. You'll never spend better money if you can find the cash. Unless you get through to the radio and I don't know at the edge, then it's pretty well, pretty much. We should. We should, shouldn't we? The problem

with this game is that there's normally one of us that actually would have good genuine advice, but unfortunately we don't get to decide the wheel does. I know, like if someone's asking about sprouted quinoa bread and it lands on Daniel, Nightmare. I'll be dying. Yeah, she's sitting there with her lip zipped knowing she's got the answer and can't give it. I'd say throw it away and get some

normal tip-top there's a lot coming through already on the text machine this is the first one that came through I'm putting

tiles in my shower do I need to waterproof the surface first or is that what the tiles do interesting question that is the easiest

spinning the wheel don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me oh damn I would say and I'm speaking

out of very little knowledge on this the tiles do the waterproofing Uh-oh. The going on Clint's reaction, I'd say waterproof it first. What's waterproof? Is it like a gel? Proofing it from water.

It's like a membrane. It's almost like they paint it on like a membrane. I hate that word. And then you put the... Membrane. But I mean, hey, do you want to save yourself some money and just go straight tiles and just roll the dice. No do it. 3343.

Shoot you text through if you want some advice from any of us. we are here to help you. What about the person that says, hey guys, every time I eat dairy products, I get a real crook guts. Okay. That's an easy one. I should be good at this one.

This is an ash one. It's a Clint one. Don't eat dairy then. Unfortunately not, everything is for everyone. Yeah, dairy's not for you. And there's great alternatives out there, isn't there? If every time you eat bread, you get a crook guts, then maybe you're gluten intolerant.

If you're like, no, but I'm not. Yeah, but something's going on if your body doesn't want it. Your body's telling you. I'm sorry, it wasn't up to me. No, sure. My hair is falling out, someone said, what do I do? I love my hair and I don't want to lose it. Okay, here we go.

It depends if they're a lady or a man. Or me. It's landed on ash. I would, well, there's many reasons hair can fall out. Sometimes it's just age, but sometimes it can be a stress response or an autoimmune response. So I would say your first stop would always be your doctor. Although my friend, Nath, for years, he's been taking prostate. medication and it made all his hair grow back.

And didn't cure his prostate or? His prostate was fine. Oh, okay, good. He just took it to get his hair back? It's a thing, yeah. So maybe I'll ask you a doctor about that. Consult your medical professional. I'm not a doctor.

Okay, well, I think we keep this coming. They're coming through thick and fast now. So many people texting. Someone saying they've just turned 40, they want advice on restiling their hair. That would be one for you, Clinton. How to get a pay rise? Now, that's a good one. I know exactly how to do that.

Do you? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just sleep with the boss. Exactly how I did it. Yeah. You just sleep with my husband.

I knew it. I knew he'd been happy lately. We're at love. Bring any step. Yeah. Clint Megan Dance. When therapy's too expensive, you can call Oh it under the edge. It's Clint Nick and Dance.

Advice. All right. We got a wheel here in studio with our Ashden and Clint written on it. How are you, mate? Kowlda. Kiaoda. Oh, look, I'm in a bit of strife, mate. I know.

What's happening? I'm, you know, I know we like to laugh and joke on this show sometimes, but this is actually quite a few issue that's speaking my relationship. Okay. So, with my Christmas chalky advent calendar, do I go up like the calendar or down like a countdown? Ooh. Now, this is tricky.

Because you could start. I see where even. Shush, shush, shush. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. I hope it lands on me because I've got the perfect advice. It's landed on Clint.

Oh, I had a great advice too. Yeah, well, you can't say. I'm not going to say. So you want to know if you start at number one? Or mix it up and start at 24? No, rules are there. For us to all have fun. Okay?

So I'm like the moniker of the show. Like we start at one, obviously two, three. I just want to say the one thing. If you start at 24, it's a countdown. you know how many days till Christmas. And don't pretend you're the monarchy or the Ross. Yeah. Thank you.

I think he's the best. You're a Ross energy through and through. Yeah, start of one, mate. Count it up like everyone else does. And don't get a little peckish and go for another day. I think it also teaches you patience and willpower and all those other things. Great. You made the funest thing in the world boring.

I demolished the whole box before. Have a great day, Hado. It's got a Chenet. Okay, morning's Chanel. Oh my gosh. Morina, I am so nervous and I hope at. gets this question because you guys are really going to dictate my fate

here. Okay, oh my God, please. Yeah, okay, so I've been thinking about this for a while, I'm on leave at the moment. Do I go back to my job? It pays so well, but it's quite corporate. Or do I just happiness? How much we talk? Over 100 grand?

Okay, yeah. Yes, over. Yeah, plus bonuses and, you know, all the, well, sells and whistles. Or do I just carry on doing all these side quest but I'm super happy. Okay, please get me. I've got some spinning the wheel, Chenet. That's an easy one.

Here we go, that easy, really, really easy one. It's landed on Ash. Wow. Okay, Shanae. Now, my darling, a couple of years ago when I was maybe in my early 30s before I became a mom, before I got older, I would have said, quit your job, do what makes you happy, do your side quest. And that is great advice. Now,

at 39 years old, with a child, a husband, mortgages, with the state of the world, I'm going to say this. We never signed a contract in our life, Sheney, that said we would enjoy our job every day of our life. We never signed a contract that said our job would fulfill us, make us happy, yada, yada, yada, yada. So this is what I'm proposing. You have to find a way, do your job, get your money,

learn to emotionally detach from it, and use that money to create joy in your weekends, in holidays, in other things, until you are absolutely ready to make money from your son. Because I tell you, babe, there is nothing worse than being stressed about money and regretting, letting go of a good thing. I know that might not be the kind of hippie advice that's all about seize the day, but I think it's the good advice. I think too often we think our jobs are supposed to fulfil us and make us feel like better people. Unless you don't feel safe in your job or there's people that are bullying you or it's really bad for your mental health, then I would say, try and stick it out.

How does that sit with you, babe? that is the first time anyone's actually given me some honest advice so I really do appreciate that yes yes thank you always be honest at the end of the day though no one knows you better than you and you have to find it like ask your truest deepest part of you what you shouldn't follow your gut but

you have to be realistic too and if all else fails use that salary to buy a jet ski because that's fun that's fun that would make me happy to be fair you know you've got to be careful because anything Ash said might have sounded inspiration because sometimes the music sweeps you up as well. It's why they play the music on stage before they invite you up to, you know, join churches and stuff.

He's talking about something that only 1% of our listeners will know it's got an altar call. And they go, did you hear something here this afternoon where you just say, oh man, there's something, I don't know, it's something inside of me. It's got to tap it on your heart. What you're saying is Ash could have basically just farted into the mic You all to sound of inspirational.

Someone said, it's actually the background music for me. Ash was good, but the background music had me. Thank you. Love you, Charlie. It sounds like you've got two great options either way, Sheenay. You're a nice and luxury to have, so good, not go. Yes, it is. Blessing.

Oh, I love us. And now people are feeling bad for being like, oh, I feel bad now just because I was wondering what the ticking was coming from my air conditioning. Sheenae's got much bigger issues. Let's go to the mechanic for that. I was going to give the complete opposite. advice as well so good on you ash yeah it was great okay hey um we're going to try and find out who's the culprit uh for the zootopia two film that's going to be out in simmers tomorrow

we've got a family pass and you're chance to win a thousand dollars honestly man the amount of bribery we're throwing out to listen to the show it's ridiculous she's giving me all this good advice to make her seem good yeah she's almost overplaying the good hey yeah you see behind the scene you know me that's my personality to help people yeah annoying i'm a helper okay all right it's the edge mike's on Give her. You said Mike's wrong. Yeah, I just wanted to need one to see the real air.

Yeah, she was like, she knew she could have anything mean about us because of her son. Clint Megan Dan. There's a mystery unfolding. Someone's guilty. But who? Crack the case with Disney's Zootopia 2. Yeah, so good. I loved the first one. Been waiting for ages, it feels like. For the second one, it's out tomorrow in cinemas.

So you have to try and guess who the edge breakfast culprit is. It's the three of us include. in this game alongside our Webgill Bella and producer Carla Neepia. And I do want to make an apology. I said before that the clue, you said that the clue was going to exclude half the team. And I said

it is the clue that it's someone hot and that that means that Dan's not it. And I just want to say, Dan. Oh, here we go. Here's some sort of pity like thing where she tries to back people. No, I'm going to say, you're ugly, yes, but you've got a great personality. Thank you. Thank you. You really know how to tug on my heartstring.

there, Ashley? Absolutely set you up and then threw you straight back down. That is quite good from you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you if you were. That was so worth the pivot. I love going the long way if it's worth it.

Okay, so you can have a guess as to who you think the edge breakfast culprit is and who's lying to you. It's win a thousand bucks tomorrow. Just take Zoo to 33443. And yeah, you can win a family double pass and a thousand. Clue.

Now, you said that this is going to throw it wide open. Oh, I think there are a couple of names we're throwing around that we will eliminate almost straight away. Here we go. The culprit might take their family to see Zootopia too. Okay. So they've got children, you'd think. Well, NEPIA still has a family. He's got his maker to take his mum to Zootopia.

It's Carl. I'm not flying down to Invercargall to watch Zootopia with Mupp. movie, but it's a long flight. Yeah, and Webgirl Bella, she doesn't have any children we know about. She doesn't, so it's not bad. For me, it was between Carl and Bella, and now... Yeah, I thought it was Bella, so now I'm thinking

it's Carl, the culprit. Yeah, Carl's got a little... It even sounds like a cartoon name. It rolls off the time, doesn't it? It's not me. I don't know how, like, I don't know how much more I can try and convince you, it's not me. I don't know here. Why am I so mad all of a sudden? You need to really just calm down.

It's really off brand for me and I don't like that. I don't like myself when I'm like this. She's just having to go at the two ugly boys of the show. Sorry to lump you in with me. A little culprit kind of thing to say there, mate. Yeah, you're a culprity. It's really tacky. I don't know because I thought on Monday we were to say, yeah, it's not me.

And Dan seemed real suss when he did it. So I was adamant it was Dan. Interesting that he's now throwing stones at me. No one's throwing stones at Clint. He's just instantly just throwing stones at Clint. No, no. You didn't even need to accuse it. No, but I was saying, Dan, I thought it was you,

but I've pivoted and now also thought Carl over the last 24, 48 hours. Also, also, the pass that we're giving away is for four people. It's like a double, double. He's got four in his family. I've only got one child. You're the only one with four in the far, no.

True. And it's a family when there's more than three. But my mum is visiting at the moment, there's four of us. It's not, you can have a family with three. I would say, but a family's like two kids. What? Amanda

Wait, stop. I'm saying my family of three is not a family. What are we then? You called me ugly so I can say whatever I want about you. Amanda, who do you think it might be in the team? I think it's you. Clinton, hey.

Good on you, Amanda. What is it? It's giving you real culprity vibes, babe. Just his face. Do you know what? He gets the giggle. He does get you absolutely right. The I'm lying giggle.

Yeah, he's got it right now, he's got the... That's him! He's a culprit I can see on his face. I'm just still laughing at the fact that Ash burned you so hard at the start of this break. Hey, but he's diverting, changing the subject. See, that's it, that's the giggle. Hey, that's it. Comfort behaviour.

Amanda, when was the last time you and your kids went to the movies? It's been a while. So my final is actually a fan of six. Whoa. Good effort, man. So it's quite expenny, it's quite expenny. But Mr. Five, he's never been, and it would make his day, honestly. Who's Mr. Five-year-old?

Oh, we don't know that. My five-year-old. Oh. Is that his official name? I never think of a call the Mr. Five, Miss Six to give an anonymity. All right, well, we're going to give you a double pass to Zootopia, too. It'll be a hell of a... Imagine that, your first ever movie.

That's right. Hey, it would be a goodie. Oh, so. He'd love it. Thank you so much. Love your man, huh. You're very welcome. Clint, you've got a bit of food on your chin there, by the way.

Real culprit behavior. Is it? I reckon you. Okay, so one thinks it's me now. I think it's Carl. I used to think it was Bella, and then I thought it was Carl, and now I think it's you.

That's in the last six minutes. Don't follow someone who's flip-flop in the whole way through the week. All right, take Zoo to 3343. Who do you think it is? You can win a family pass to Zootopia 2 in cinemas tomorrow and that thousand bucks, which we will award tomorrow. Good luck.

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