The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW join the possey

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan, with Ash London podcast, the team kicks off with a mix of banter and music talk while also addressin...g listeners' queries and concerns. Ash replaces Meg for a day, leading to some accidental name mix-ups by Clint. Dan attempts to get an Aussie to support the All Blacks, but fails hilariously. The group dives deep in the 'Truth Booth'; Sarah shares a very personal detail about her boyfriend's post-intimacy reactions. Dan also doles out advice as 'Daddy Dan' helping with car troubles, iPhone issues, and more. Catch the drama, laughter, and touching fan interactions throughout this episode, including a cameo by Jayden showcasing his uncanny memory of Game of Thrones episode titles. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Kickoff02:42 Music Talk and Throwbacks16:57 Autism Awareness and Listener Stories23:54 Weekly Highlights and Out of Context Moments29:23 New Music Friday and Upcoming Events34:20 The Mystery Box Challenge38:27 Truth Booth Confessions53:41 Game of Thrones Trivia01:01:55 Daddy Dan's Advice Corner

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Yo, turn the sound up. Love music. Love music. Jara's the fire.
Starting point is 00:00:20 But like, Clint to the Dan and no Meg, where that's London. Clint to the Dan and no Meg. Come on, Ash, together. Clint's to the Dan and my leg with us on the end. Drop the best. This is Clint, Meg and Dan live. Live. Good morning. One minute six on your Friday. We made it. Kiyoda. Yes. Ash's back. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Oh bummer. We thought we'd just get Meg now. Hey, we've had the joy of having two incredible Wahini on the show this week. Lucky boys. Yeah. Lucky, lucky boys. How is that fair with the two most talented people in the Falsam can't do the show together. I mean... No, we've always been here.
Starting point is 00:01:06 You just said the two talented Wahina that you specifically referenced us. Stitched myself up there, haven't I? You can't have two talented women. You can't have any two women. No, you can't tell them a bat. How will you know who's who when they speak? I can't remember who said that,
Starting point is 00:01:24 but it's like a running gag now here at the edge. Someone must have said like, how will you tell who's who? We're like, what are you talking about? Oh, God, like a name of it. Anyway, the long-running gag's been going on for a long time. I forget now who said it. Thank you, Sanjay, for reaching out.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah. It was in an hour ago he said that text. Sanjay is the one that he'll get up every morning to watch the sunrise. We should call him Sun J. Yeah. Sun J. Nice. Sunrise, Sun J.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Yeah. I think he has to go for a run to see it. He doesn't just get up and just stand out on the balcony. He goes for a run through the bush and then gets to, I guess, the end of his run, and that's when the sun comes down. This whole time I thought he was. like 30. He'd been married for 28 years. Yeah, I know. He's in a 70s.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Wasn't he his 70s? No, he's 50. I think he was like 52. Oh, he's young. A young buck. 42. 70s running out to see the suns every day. Unlikely. You can still run into 70s, Clint.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, we're about to jump into your 6am throwback. Get you excited for the weekend. Us versus the playlist. The playlist currently... No, absolutely not. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Not on our watch, A. Ash. The only pick song I'll allow is God is a DJ. No, no, no, no, God is a DJ. God is a DJ. That is a good song. Thank you so much, Daniel. Pink is a very talented artist now. I'm just going into the day in music.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Born on this day, James Blake. We've never really played. James Blake. That's blunt. That's James Blunt. Who's James Blake? Oh, he's so sick. He's an English artist dating Jamila Jamil.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And I like a lot of his music, actually. It's kind of like low-fi electro, but he's got a beautiful voice. Is it B-L-A-K-E? B-L-A-K-E, yeah, James Blake. Yeah, nothing in the whole system for James Blake. This day in 2009, J-Z, Beyonce's husband, started a two-week run at number one with his album, The Blueprint, 3. Oh, yeah, what was on that one?
Starting point is 00:03:27 In 2007? Yeah. 99 Prongs, but a day one. Love J-Z. Yes. A little bit different. In 2004, Green Day scored their first number one album
Starting point is 00:03:47 with the American Idiot album. Do we play something off American Idiot? I could you do American Idiot, personally. Great song. It's only a two-minuteter as well. Very short song. It was like two-minute, two and a half or something. Oh, that's always good because we talk too long, so generally we're always late for news.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You know what? That helps. When I'm back, we talk too long, baby. I remember I went to Paradise Ice Skating Rink. Oh, the amount of girls I was, that I held hands with at Paradise Ice Skating. Clint, funny you say that, because I remember American Idiot was playing and we were skating around, and I think I had one of my first pecks on the cheek from a girl at Paradise Ice Skating to American Idiot. I like it.
Starting point is 00:04:26 You picked her cheek or she picked yours? She picked mine. I wouldn't have the guts to pick another cheek. Boy, oh, boy, that unlocked some things inside me. And were you one of those real great ice skaters because you used to roll a blade and you could go backwards and stuff? Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Do you get a boner now when you hear this song? I'll let you know. It's only two and a half minutes. Dan is the type of guy that I reckon would get a boner from a peck on the cheek. He's got that kind of energy. Hold on. Oh, this is the end.
Starting point is 00:04:58 The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Taking Dan back to Paradise Ice skating where he got kissed on the cheek for the first time. I know. What a day that was. Remember it like it was yesterday. What was her name? I can't remember, Clint. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I know, I do remember, though. I'm something slutty. I don't think I saw her ever again. Candy. Candy, Jasmine. Something like that. Yeah. I do remember yesterday, though, I went to the mall.
Starting point is 00:05:20 And I could take my son to the mall quite often and we were walking up. And a lady came up to be a huge listener of the show. and she was just talking to me and she was, she asked a question which I didn't think she would ask and she said is your producer Neeps still single? Oh!
Starting point is 00:05:39 Hello! Oh my God! And I said, I have it on good authority that he is still single although it might not be for much longer. He's at the very least in a situation ship. Yeah, and I said to her you need to get in quick.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. Thanks, Dan, set me up. Have you had round two? No, no, no. She lives in a different part of New Zealand. I know, but, yeah, well, you still had round one even though she lived in a different part of New Zealand. Did we talk about that on air, or is there something that we talked about enough? No, we talked about it yesterday, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Oh, did make a squirm for a little bit. Okay, yeah. She did ask for your number to give it to her, but I said no, just drop into your DM. Yeah, that's a great shout. Yeah, love it. So I don't know. If you get someone drop into your DMs, you need to thank me for that. I will, I'll get your prison on Monday.
Starting point is 00:06:21 How will he know that it's the same girl? and not some other girl. So many girls dropping into his DM. Is there a feature of hers that stands out? Like she has a very large nose or something? Oh, no, normal size nose. Good one coming out of her forehead. No, nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:06:37 She was just lovely. She was very lovely. I'm not going to comment on her looks. Yeah, that's a great idea. But I mean, she was just lovely. You kind of already has because, like, before you started describing it, you said she was a huge listener of the show, which I thought was unnecessary. And I mean, like, she listens a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That's what I meant by that. So there you go, Nipes. That's how you know. Okay, so you're welcome. How good is that, Anne? If you have a lot, it's actually probably a good thing. Maybe you could get more of us, NEPs, like more married friends. Because any time we come across a real great opportunity, we're just funneling them your way.
Starting point is 00:07:10 What is with that? It's like I'm obsessed with when I, as a married person, when I meet someone who I think could be remotely good cat, I'm like, said to agent, who can we set them up with? Who can we set them up? Who would they be good for? Who would they be good for? We need to make sure they're as happy as us. Yeah, exactly. Because the older you get, the less single friends you have. It's true.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I only have two, like, really close single friends, Nipia and one other person. And quite often, I funnel them her way. I've got more than you. Yeah. But that's actually probably a good little hack. If you are single, get a whole lot of, like, married or coupled up friends. Do the work for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Why do you think I hang around here so often? It's quite brilliant. I didn't even get paid. Yeah. A wing arm. Not just one wing man. You need a wing, like, posse. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:51 How did that feel coming out of your mouth? Not very good person. A winged posse. Why is that weird? I think I'm going to get five from the posse. Possy's like, hey, Dan, you're out. The first rule of a posse is you can't talk about being in the posse. Nah, you're a leader of the posse at the moment, Dan.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Oh, my God, I'm a pussy leader. You're a posse liquor. I think he said he's a pussy. Yeah, technically. Right. All right, first call of the day next dance, disappeared to the floor. He was a call, guys. I missed you.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I was away for day. Look, if you've never called in the show today, especially, if you're a first-time caller and first call of the day, I mean, that's saying a lot about the kind of legend that you are. Call us coming to the posse. Oh, 8-100th year. Clint Megadend. Lesh goal!
Starting point is 00:08:37 First call of the day. First call of the day. Oh, yes. She lives in Christchurch. She's a Libra, and she's an autistic support worker. Good morning, Nicole. Good morning. Does that mean you're autistic and you're a support worker?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Or you're a support worker for people with all. Autism. Yeah, it's important, actually. I'm a support worker for people with autism. Oh, incredible. What are your thoughts on this whole Donald Trump paracetamol thing? I just think Donald Trump's a bit of laugh to be here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:07 You have to laugh while you cry, hey, Nicole. Exactly. Yeah, he's got too many scroes life to be. Yeah. I don't think any of a tight. I think it's all loose at this point. Hey, Nicole, I don't know if we've said this on air about where we're going. We might be taking a trip to Christchurch soon.
Starting point is 00:09:22 What should we do when we're in town, babe? Where should I have breakfast? Where's the good coffee? Definitely go to Riverside. Riverside's gorgeous, isn't it? It's a lovely part of Christchurch. Yeah, okay, good. Very bougie.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Yeah, well, I'm a boogey gal. And also just the central city. Just the central city, it's so beautiful. There's so many good eateries around. Little pie, also an amazing eatery. What's it called little? Little pie. Little high.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Little high. Okay, Little High. Christ Church. Done. Okay, go on here. Dan, you were planning, weren't you already planning on getting a little high? It looked so nice. Or was that for electric game?
Starting point is 00:09:57 Well, it was if you could get the stuff, Clid. That was it. I know, Clint knows a guy. Little High looks so cool. It is great. It is awesome. It's always really busy, though. Really hard to find seats.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Says here, back in the day in your 20s, you're a little bit naughty, and we're a gang-related band girl. What? What were you in? No, no. Just hung out with them. Oh, yeah. So you liked a bad boy?
Starting point is 00:10:23 A little bit. Which gang? Out of interest? Don't ask for specifics on the gang. That's how people get murdered. Do they, oh, they don't know gang etiquette. Does he look? Is he like the type of guy who knows how to behave in front of gangs?
Starting point is 00:10:36 No, I don't, yeah, I don't know. You know the whole, you don't speak at Fight Club, that kind of rule. Yeah. Come on, bro. We've seen the movie. And I heard your husband's had glandular fever. Yuck! Yes, so for the last like four weeks he's been sick with,
Starting point is 00:10:51 A voice box infection, a chest infection, and glandular fever. Wow. Did that promise me? It follows you around for months, eh? Well, you know, glandular fever shows up in your blood test for the rest of your life. So I had it. Again, I thought was going to die. And every time I have a blood test, the doctor's like, oh, yep, so when did you have glandular fever?
Starting point is 00:11:07 Like, they can tell from a simple blood test because of the antibodies. It's like for the rest of your life. That's like, Christine. It's like herpes. You can't really get rid of it. That's telling me about that way. That too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Wow. Top and bottom. That's right. Well, you're an amazing person, Nicole. Keep doing what you're doing. I think autistic people are incredible. I know a few people with autism, and there's some of the most amazing people I know.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yes. I have an amazing bond with one of my main clients. He's awesome. Yeah. Good on you. We need more people in the world like you. We won't hold you up. You're off to bed now.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah? Yeah. Just finished night shift. All right. Well, don't grab a coffee now then. But we'll send you a voucher and go buy a coffee when you wake up later on today. All right, thank you. I love you, Nicole.
Starting point is 00:11:51 give you a little high. Bye. Good on you. See you, babe. No one wants crust-only toast, grab bar fresh bread at Z tonight. Oh good. Imagine getting a whole loaf of bread. It's just all the crust pieces.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah. I'm actually quite impartial to a crust. So is my four-year-old son. Yeah, I love a Vogel's crust, like the end slice. Crunch and toasted? Oh, God. Toasted, I suppose. It's quite nice.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Sort of goes against what they're trying to push, I imagine, there. Yeah, but well, I said it. I started off by saying, wouldn't that be the word? No one wants a crust-only toasts except Dan and four-year-olds. If you're not Dan or a four-year-old, you can grab a fresh bread. Yeah, the rest of bread. Not for everybody. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:32 The crust, I mean. Scandal update. Coming up next, we'll get the headline three. Yeah, I've got one for you. Go on. It's about Keanu Reeves. Rumour went around around if that made me so excited. But I thought the truth of the matter has come to light.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Okay, rumours. Similar rumour to the Richard Gere one, have you heard that one? No, Keanu Reeves did not have a gerbil up his ass. Okay. The Clint McGinn-Dan-Dan podcast. Gossip of Entertainment. Scandal. I think we can all agree. Keanu Reeves is probably the nicest guy in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Like, you never hear a bad word about him. He's the guy who, like, bought Harley Davidson's for all of his John Wick stunt people. Doesn't he always, like, you hear about him giving away a lot of his, like, money to... Very generous, fairly, very philanthropic. And he has quite a sad pass. So in 2001, his girlfriend passed. First of all, she delivered their daughter stillbirth. And then a couple of months later, passed away in a car accident.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Oh, God. Incredibly, incredibly sad. So in 2019, he had launched his relationship with his new girlfriend, Alexandra Grant. She is a visual artist. And I don't know if you remember this, but she had grey hair. Has grey hair. And at the time, everyone was like, oh, my God, he's dating an older woman. and this is so crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:50 And then he was like, actually, she's 10 years younger than me. Like, guys, at the time, he's like, I'm nearly 60 years old. And so crazy that people would lose their minds over the fact that a Hollywood star, who was approaching 60, would dare to have a girlfriend who was his age. Like, it was just ridiculous. They ever lost their mind. Anyway, last week, I think it started from a Keanu Reeves fan account,
Starting point is 00:14:13 said that they'd gotten married. And everybody was like, congratulations, congratulations. A little secret wedding. It's like a low-key affair, details of being, you know, anyway, Alexandra, who's quite, and I'm saying Alexandra, because she seems posh, or at least chic, she put on social media a photo of them kissing, very romantic. And then she said, I'm sharing this photo here to say,
Starting point is 00:14:36 thank you to everyone for the congratulations on our wedding, except we didn't get married. Good news is much needed these days, but it's still fake news, so be careful out there. Here's a real bit of happiness. They didn't get married, guys. Why not? I mean, if she's 52, he's 61. Maybe they don't believe in the institution of marriage.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Maybe it's not for them. I love people that go grey naturally as well. I've got a friend who's been grey. He's my best friend, actually, since we're at school. Like he started going grey then. And he's embraced it. He hasn't died his hair. Yeah, but I quite often see girls that are like going grey naturally.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I think it looks cool. It's just the grow-out face sucks. Yeah, you have to persevere. Blonde, fine. But if you go head like me, imagine me growing out my grey. I'd look like Cruella Deville. Yeah, it really depends how the grey comes in. And for some guys, it'll come in that salt and pepper thing and it all works for them.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah. But, yeah, not for everyone. My mum's like 72 and she just has a couple of greys on the sites. Yeah. But that's called wisdom. Yeah, no. She loves it. She loves it.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Yeah, yeah. It's sort of funny though. My sister-in-law went fully grey at like 30. And my mum's in her 70s and still not grey. Yeah. You know, the Petra Begis, she's got her podcast. and she's a natural, she's just gone naturally great and I think she looks incredible.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Okay, that's a random person just to bring up and shout out and say you think is hot. Petra Bangers. I just listen to her podcast, that's why. What's her last name? Bangers. Bangest.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Damn wishes. That it sounds. Oh yeah, she's like a famous. She looks great grey. Yeah, she does, eh? What a babe. She's got those blue eyes really suits her. Yeah, she's incredible.
Starting point is 00:16:11 She looks like Rebecca Gibney a little bit. She does. Yeah. Maybe she's a great broadcaster. A briskos lady, apparently. No, she's... I need to go to briskos today. I keep forgetting.
Starting point is 00:16:21 I need a sieve. I need a box grater and a lasagna dish. And you know they'll have a sale. Of course they will. At least 50%. But if they don't, you just turn around and walk out because you're like, what is this going on? They never don't have a sale.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Sometimes not on the exact item you want. That's. That's something. Clint McGon-Tan. On the show Wednesday, we were talking about this. We were going to bring this up actually yesterday, but of course, you had the day off to celebrate your little boy's fourth birthday yesterday.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I missed you guys terribly. I've had a great day. Thank you to Meg. My queen, my queen, for filling in for me as I filled in for her, filling in for her. Yeah. Like radio inception. You've been filling in for much longer than she filled in for you, I'd say.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, but earlier this week, there was all that stuff around Donald Trump and autism and pregnancy and a lot of claims that were made that, I think, irresponsible claims that could make people feel really uneasy. Yes, and in particular,
Starting point is 00:17:13 you mentioned this actually. which I think was a really cool point that we wanted to bring back up about, I guess, demonising autism. Yeah. And you had this to say. This whole idea that it's something to be cured is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah. It is disgusting because mothers and fathers all over this nation have got autistic children who they love, who are achieving just as much as any other kid and they look at their child and go, I wouldn't want to change you because I love everything about you.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Exactly. There's nothing wrong with you. You are not something to be fixed. Your child is not something to be fixed. do not let someone who doesn't know what they're talking about make you feel inadequate or make you feel inadequate about your children. Oh God, I was very angry, wasn't I? Yeah, well-scented, I think, is a better word.
Starting point is 00:17:59 I was pretty angry. Jaden, who has autism, ended up calling our producer car and had a bit of a chat with him behind the scenes. And then his mum got in touch with us after the show. And we spoke to him for like 15 minutes. I just want to play you a little bit about, I guess his journey, and how much he, like, loved the show. And we were really taken aback by.
Starting point is 00:18:20 And it was so great to have, like, a really, like a raw, honest conversation about something like autism and then have an impact that was made, like you said, Ash, where this young guy calls our radio station for the very first time and has this really candid chat with our Bridges Carl. Oh, my God. Hello. Hello. We said we'd call, babe, after you reached out. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:18:44 we've always listened to the edge and as Jayden's got older he's like said and listen more and more to the show like on the drive into school and he like he used to adore Dan's diary like yeah he's like no one was allowed to talk no one was allowed to talk in the car at all
Starting point is 00:19:01 when Dunstire was on it was like he had to concentrate yeah and he yeah he just he loves you guys so much and I was getting ready in the bedroom and I could hear him talking to someone And I thought, God, that voice is really, really familiar. And it was producer Carl.
Starting point is 00:19:18 And I was like, what the hell? And he's like, yeah, I said, I've just rang. I was like, why? He's like, I just wanted to let them know that they're all doing a really good job. Oh, he's, what on the... And he, ironically, he actually sent a text shortly after to producer Carl, just saying, hi, producer Carl, it was me, you just spoke to me. I just want to say, I hope you have a good day.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Dan really struggles to make connections, but he really, really resonates for you guys and he just adores you. Well, I'll tell you what, he's connected with us. You forget maybe the impact that the show and the vibe that I guess that we try to bring every morning has on some people. So it is actually really
Starting point is 00:19:57 cool to be reminded. And you talk about things, especially with Dan with your ADHD, that he can really resonate with and it's like, I've told him so many times, like just because you have this doesn't mean that it's anything bad. It's literally a superpower. It is. It's like it's something you are careful
Starting point is 00:20:13 to do anything with, like, it's something extra that your brain is just slightly a little bit different and I went in, who wants to be normal? We'd love to meet him in person. That'd be such a buzz for us. Yeah, so I'm unsure if Jaden is listening live this morning. Oh, yeah, she does. Jaden, if you are listening live, we're obsessed with you, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:33 I love you. We think you're the best. I'm I so, he feels so honoured that you listen to us. I will just say this. I think you were chucking in the diary February would be when we catch up at Electric Ave. I think we are going to be. be seeing you much, much sooner.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Watch your back, Jay. Watch your back. You never know where we might just pop up and crush you. We're outside your house right now. We're not really. No, we're not. Yeah, but yeah, exciting stuff in the pipeline, so. Yeah, watch the space. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Edge, 1K, E, Z.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get it makes it on the row app. And listen out for your name Monday with Calanier. The more you play, more chances you have to hear your name read out and join us for the 10K easy money live event October 22nd playing though for a grand in the hand sorry Clint can you just pass the foot still that we share
Starting point is 00:21:25 over it thank you there you go she needs her feet up yeah jenn is playing this morning from Christchurch although she's coming up to Auckland this weekend to watch the footie oh the A-Bs versus the wallabies tomorrow night yeah oh how good we got a who dares Dan actually he's got to try and convince a wallaby supporter to cheer on the All Blacks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:45 That's his challenge this morning. That'll be good. I know. It's happening after 8 o'clock. But right now, you're playing for a thousand bucks. Yeah, we need to focus on the task at hand. All right, you have 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Ash is going to give you a letter, Jenna. You give us 10 answers, starting with that letter, and we'll give you $1,000. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. Cool?
Starting point is 00:22:04 Okay. Your letter today, Jenna, is Y, why for, yeah, the wallabies. No, we're saying it. I could not give a crap about the wallabies, even though of Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. First of all, can I please have a colour?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yellow. A dairy item. Um, pass. A three-letter word. Yes. A food. Yam. Something you do with your mouth.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Y'all. A song title. Oh, God. Yellow submarine. Something round. Young. A girl's name? A describing word.
Starting point is 00:22:49 It's time. It's a dairy item, yoga. I put it at the start because I thought it was easy. I'm so sorry. Oh, man, that was... You got seven and past one. There were two questions to go. You did really well.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Nice try, though, Jenna. Thank you. Thank you anyway. I would the All Blacks do better than you. Hey, well, hey well. It travels to Auckland, my suite. We'll have a great weekend. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:23:16 You're welcome. They're playing Eden Park. They haven't lost this since the 90s. Yeah. That'll be right. Up the A-Bs. Do you know how I know there's a rugby game on? I get a letter in my mailbox that says road closures.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And it says on the front, All Blacks versus Australia. And I go, oh. Yeah. That's the only way I'd not. She lives just next door, don't you? Pretty much just down the road. And if I'm not watching the game... I should.
Starting point is 00:23:37 But if I'm not... But if I'm not watching a game, which I'm not, I can tell when someone scores a try because we can hear the cheese. Oh, how good. And then I pull my phone out and check and go, yeah, all black scores. I can normally tell when someone scores just by seeing them score, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:50 when I'm watching the game on my TV. Yeah, well, you know, each to their own bag. All right, Becky, get out at 8 o'clock if you want to have a crack at easy money, grand in the hand. Clint, Meg and Dan. On a Friday, we like to look back at the week that has been and play you some of what we hope are the best bits, but we don't know, this will be our first time hearing it as well as yours.
Starting point is 00:24:07 It's been a fun week, hasn't it? We've had Ash for most of it. We've had Meg coming yesterday. I think it's been a fun way. We've had Ash away. Oh, no, no, no. It was a great day yesterday. Ash wasn't here.
Starting point is 00:24:17 No, you know what I mean? It's just been a quite a very much. It was like a party mix. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of everything. Yeah, I love that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Well, let's find out who comes out unscathed, if anyone. Usually, me. And see what producer Neeps has decided chuck on your radar that you shouldn't have missed this week. Atamari, good morning, and welcome back to a Another producer diary. Jeez, it's been a wee while since our last one of these. I won't waste any more time.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Let's get into it. Easy money is back this week with a chance for you to earn a grand in the hand. Now, when the letter is F, and the question is, give me a four-letter word, we are just asking for trouble. Four-letter word? An animal. It's okay. Something you'd have for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Oh, gosh. Time. Yeah, look, I think the F word. That's on me. Before it said a five-letter word and I thought that's too hard. We're a super wholesome moment this week as we listed all the things that we love in life.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Dan mentioned a cuddle with his son. Ash mentioned the joy that a girl's group chat brings her and Clint is an alcoholic. I love taking my seat at a concert as the first song kicks off. Yes. And even better if one of the boys hands you were drank because I've just gone and bought four of them walking into a bar and all the boys turning and cheering
Starting point is 00:25:35 because they didn't think you were going to be able to make it And your point is already on the table waiting for you. Okay, so far both of yours are dealing with alcohol. I love an arrival cocktail at a resort. I love running out of the sheds and onto the field on a Saturday during a home game. And they're having a beer with all the guys. When you go into the arrivals gate at any airport. I love doing the Sigma, but you guys, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Do you guys need to tough enough or what? I know. All you talk about was drinking beer. Do you don't mention your kids what? Actually, no. I'm right. I do love going to the airport and having that beer at like 11 a.m. It doesn't matter what time it is. And I'm like, yes, I will have a beer. Ash was away yesterday celebrating her son's fourth birthday.
Starting point is 00:26:19 So the wonderful Meg Mansell came back into studio for the morning. Somebody must have forgot to tell Clint, though. All right. Here we go. Ash, sorry. Meg is going to give you. I've been waiting for that moment. Oh, it's two hours. I don't even done it. I've been gone two months, Clint. What is they call that dead naming?
Starting point is 00:26:36 What is it? Dead Day Me, it's not quite right, Dad, actually, but... No one's passed away. I haven't transitioned from Ash, shouldn't be that's what Dead Navy is. Now it's time for a game of Edge Breakfast out of context. Over to you, Dan? I'd take it every day. As you should.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Brilliant, cheers, mate, and now you, Clint. Okay, do you want to get in my pants? Perfect. It was Todong's turn to be added to the Postcode playlist this week, and what a banger it was. Because it's to-dong. We took some of your feedback afterwards, and it made listen to Ella feel something
Starting point is 00:27:13 we haven't actually heard before after a postcode playlist. Ella, you'd text being like, that songs made me want to quit my job even more. It's a bad week, and the song is confirmed it. It's been a bad week. Well, Ellie, you can do it now because your boss is on the line. And finally, we were absolutely stoked to give away the first double pass to Fisher
Starting point is 00:27:34 as he heads back to New Zealand this side. Annalise was our lucky winner and it turns out she's got a bit in common with Dan's mum do the same thing for a job. Oh really? No way.
Starting point is 00:27:46 What does she do? Oh, you work at a shoe store? We literally waxed vaginas. Oh, okay. I think my mum's ever done that. Annalise got handed something and she ran with it. I love that. All righty and that's all we've got time for this week.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I hope you have a fantastic weekend up the All Blacks and we'll see you same time, same place next week. Thank you, Dave. Very good, producer Nick. Thank you, my bro. We's good, isn't he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I mean, we hand him a lot of mistakes to work with, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah, we've only got ourselves to blame. Yeah, never shy a content for that one. Yeah. All right, horror bills, we've got a chance to pay yours going into the weekend inside the next 10, 15 minutes. Truth booth as well.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Sarah's getting in the truth booth. That's a real good one. Oh, juicy, juicy, juicy. Juicy, toocy. Everything is great. I hear, except he's doing something weird in the bedroom. Oh, but everybody has some little vice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:38 This one's quite a big vice. What's your vice? Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, yeah? He's asking. He's looking at me. He's like... I've done the thing that this person's going to do,
Starting point is 00:28:50 that she's talking about once. Really? Yeah. Really? I know it checks out, actually. Yeah. That checks out. Clip Nick and Dan.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Teddy Swims and the Door. He's going to be in the country very, very soon. Yeah, and Borderline are going to be supporting him. Yeah. Just announced. How good is that? And we have put a request through to Teddy Swims' team to do a postcode playlist with us.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Shut up. Haven't heard back yet. Left us on scene. We'll DMM. Yeah, we're talking. We're talking. First gig, 7th of October and Crush, so a couple of weeks. Sold out, first one.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Wow. New music Friday. So much new music today. Usually we just do like two or three. Bits. Today, five. Kick it up with Doja Cat. This is her biggest.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I'm the most famous song. Her new one's called Gorgeous. I'm into that you ever sell. All your eyes, you can open. You used to love me about a kidney before. It's a crime. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:00 I'm into that. Yeah. He used to love me about a Kenny G growing up. Kenny G on the sack. Baby, you would. I think Kanye West employed him for Valentine's Day and for, or maybe it was Kim Kardashian's birthday
Starting point is 00:30:13 but there were just roses filling this entire room and in the middle of it is Kenny G you just playing the sex. That's amazing, it's so hot. Rules up next, a young Aussie. We've had him on the show recently. It's one's called Wild Guests.
Starting point is 00:30:26 When he dropped this one, he popped on the show about a month ago. You're slipping away from me. Got to get him on your radar if he's not. Rule, R-U-E-L. Incredible vocalist. And a nice guy, too. He was really nice.
Starting point is 00:30:47 If you listen to this show on the reg, you'll know that we are obsessed. With Olivia Dean, The Man I Need is the most popular song in El Ciro at the moment. Her new album dropped today. The new single is Let Alone the One You Love. You're all the same. That's too much to mend
Starting point is 00:31:10 You're the park that you win Though I've tried to hold on And if you knew me at all That's baby making music That is Sunday afternoon The kids are out or asleep You know what I hear in that song If you've just had it gone through a breakup and you want a good cry.
Starting point is 00:31:37 I love that feeling. You'd lift that on. Yeah, just let you stop crying in the shower. Just cry it out. That's the song to do it too. Conversely, five seconds of summer are back. Their sixth studio album comes out next month, an elite single is called Not Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:54 You want to joke, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Hey, I'm not okay. I like the darkest kind of me. That part of me. Don't try to play when I'm with you, who, who, bite the apple, baby. Get it, boys? Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Cool, isn't it? Yeah. Real catchy. Love those boys. It's going to go well. I think so. And if you're a disclosure fan, you might remember this one from Disclosure and Latch.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Sorry, with Disclosure and Sam Smith called Latch. Really kind of catapulted San Smith to fame. They've got a new one with Chris Lake called 1, 2, 3. So one, two, three One, a good week Yeah Summer festival banger, I'd call that one Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:44 Yeah, it's good week for new music Yeah, I think this kind of cool music Is about to step up As we head into the end of the year Very, very cool, there you go Thank you, Ash Summer's just around the corner All right, do you have a horror bill
Starting point is 00:32:58 And you're like, how the hell am I going to pay that? This could be the answer if you've been texting bill to 33443 We could be getting you on the show next And if one of us can dive into the mystery box Of God knows what Pull out the Westpac critic card We'll pay it for you next
Starting point is 00:33:11 Good luck We got your chance to have your bill paid off Thanks to Westpac Having saw your horror bills So hopefully you've registered And one of us is going to reach inside To the box of horrors And pull out the Westpac critic card
Starting point is 00:33:27 And pay it off And Candace is the lucky One hoping to have a bill page. She's been a naughty, naughty girl. Morning, Candice. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. My sweethe Kiyoda.
Starting point is 00:33:37 We're very excited to hopefully pay off a bill for you. Oh, I'm so excited about it, too. It was a nice wake-up call. It was my sleeping day today. Okay. What's the bill? I have an overdraft of $1,000. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:51 It almost gives me a heart attack every time I check my bank. Yeah. And I imagine you spend it on groceries or bills or something important. You haven't gone out. and bought a pair of Gucci shoes for Thauso? No, I've had time, at least four years, so I can't even remember what I had it for now. To be able to get rid of it.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Start over a new leaf. If you found a pair of Gucci shoes for $1,000, it's actually quite a deal. Okay. So I'm just saying the resale, the resale on that's not, you'd be making money. Anyway, aside the point. Dan is going to be reaching into the box for you out here this morning, Candace. Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Okay. You don't let me down, Willie? Well, hopefully not, Candace. I'm going to try my best, okay? You got this, Dan. Okay, let's do this, Candace. Okay, a thousand dollars. You'll do it. You got it.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I hear the box is too heavy to go on the table, so Dan, you're going to have to crouch down on your hands and knees whilst blindfold and reach into the box. I'm going to get off my mic and walk around so I can see it. I'll come back. Where am I? Someone's going to need to put the mic on me. You can grab that mic there, Ash.
Starting point is 00:34:53 There's a little roaming one for you. Yep. Okay. Okay. So my darling. It's about 40 centimetres in front of you And then you're going to need to reach down about at a metre Okay
Starting point is 00:35:05 Okay, I'm going down So I'm going to go off, Mike Oh, that is truly foul Oh God, what? It's truly foul Where is it? Down, down, down, down, down Oh my God, where did we even get one of those?
Starting point is 00:35:18 I would say There's a special market you can probably go to get it Oh, shosh, what is it? Dan, I will say this, I don't want to give too much away. You are going to struggle to get the smell off your hands or some sort of fish. I had to be sheep. Oh, God! What was that?
Starting point is 00:35:37 It's away. I promise you it's not alive, but it is really gross. It's massive, too. Okay. Hand straight down. You're kidding me. Yeah. Okay, I'm going in. Now? Well, I hurt anything if I go hard. You won't hurt anything, but it smells. Okay. People tuning in right now going, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:35:52 It's wet and soggy. Don't touch your clothes up. Do you touch it? Okay. Just get straight in, my love. Okay. No, that's a bit further. Just close it is. Oh my God, I don't know if I can do this today. I genuinely don't know if I can do it.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Oh, you just got to get through a little bit of pain. Candace is a thousand dollars. Ah, you stupid. Overdraft paid off. Okay, I'm going in. Okay, I'm just going to, I'm going to go to another place. Two hands. You need two hands.
Starting point is 00:36:17 One, go. Oh, hey, I don't. Oh, God. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. I'm in. Okay, you need to really rummage. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:36:27 This is one of the most disgusting. things I've ever done in my life. It's three raw octopuses. Oh, I heard that octopus. It's like a giant, dead octopus. Oh, you're kidding me. I've seen this thing at Tapapa. I'm going in.
Starting point is 00:36:49 What is that part of it? Splashing is splashing. There's weird parts of it. Shut up. It looks like a, it looks like a, um, A placenta. I think Dan now knows he's rummaging around him. He splashed it and it's hit the producer.
Starting point is 00:37:08 You're not helping saying stuff. Dan, I think you're rummaging around in what looks like a giant octopus. Don't splash it on us. Producer Carl. You know exactly what it is. What is he fumbling around in? I'm going to help him or he's never going to get it out. I'm going to go in.
Starting point is 00:37:23 There's a giant octopus. I'm going to get a visual and I'm going to. I got it. I got it. He's got it. Oh, goodness. I honestly thought he was going to quit on that. A thousand dollar overdraft. We'll take care of that. I'm so sorry. That took so long. That was really disgusting.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Thank you so much, guys. Barbecue, lunch, delicious. I've got octopus juice all over me. This is a new shirt. You were splashing around like crazy. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay, well, Candace, you hold there. We'll make sure we get up, grab all your details and get that paid off. Thank you so much, guys.
Starting point is 00:38:00 He's made my day. Anybody else feel like some calamari right now. If you're unsure how credit cards work, you can make them work for you at the Westpac Fair Free Credit Hub. Nice work, Dan. Do you know what? It's supposed to get that bait smell off your hands? Toothpaste.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Did you bring any? No. Okay, I'm going to go and wash my hands right now. That is disgusting. That is a huge octopus. By how much do that cost? Yeah. Calamari's expensive, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:38:25 No, I think they're cheaper when they're expired. Oh, shut up. Clint Megan Dan. The Truth Booth. With Clint Megan Dan and Ash London. Have you got a secret you've been sitting on? No one knows about, by all means, if you've decided it's time to get off your chest,
Starting point is 00:38:43 we would love you to join us in the Truth Booth, much like Sarah has. Morning. Morning, guys. Oh, is your secret that you've got a deeper voice than most women? That's the voice this guys are working, Sarah, thankfully. No. So.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Thank goodness. for that. Sarah, welcome to the truth booth. It's nice and cozy in here. Did you want to a cup of tea or coffee while you're in the booth?
Starting point is 00:39:06 Yes, please. That'd be great. I think it's much needed. I was hoping you're going to say no because now I have to go make that. Okay, I'll turn the air conditioning on to a bit of a warmer thing. Okay, nice.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Feeling good. Are you ready to share with us what's going on? Yeah. All right, give us the top line, baby girl. Okay, so I'm seeing this guy. I think he's the one.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I want to grow old with him I'd love to have kids with him everything is great but something started happening in the bedroom and it's just making me second guess the whole relationship Oh, okay Love it, love it, love it, love it.
Starting point is 00:39:40 We automatically, does everyone think they have like what it is in their head? Yes. Has it been happening the whole time you've been together or is it just a new thing? Oh, it's been happening like to the last five or six months maybe? Is it something he can change
Starting point is 00:39:55 or is it something that's unchangeable? Honestly, don't know, and that's where I need your help. But yeah, I hope he can change it. Otherwise, I'm not quite sure what to do. So is it just something that he's doing? Or is it something that affects you as well that you have to go along with? He's doing it, but it's affecting me.
Starting point is 00:40:17 So it's not something that he, like, is on his body. It's something that he's doing in the act of throws of passion. Is it every time or is it just, you know, every now and then? I would say more often than not, so probably like 80, 90% of the time. And does he know what's happening? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, is it only affecting the bedroom stuff or is it now starting to bleed into other areas of your relationship?
Starting point is 00:40:49 I'd say originally it was just affecting like the bedroom side of. things, but it's just getting a bit awkward, and I just really don't know what to do about it. Okay, let's stop being around the bush. And does anyone want to solve it? I'm thinking, is it is it premature, he's, he's
Starting point is 00:41:06 early? I think that would be I don't know, that's quite a common issue, isn't it? Yeah, true. At first I thought it was dressing up in her stuff and then I was like, nah, not 80, 90% of the time, surely not. Okay, we'll stop guessing, so we don't cut your lunch. Are you ready to drop the bomb?
Starting point is 00:41:26 Yeah. Okay, we're ready to. What's he doing? Okay, all right. So, every time we have sex, it's obviously like incredible, but after almost every time he cries. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:41:43 I think that's fine. I think that's all right. Sex is good. What happens after doesn't really matter, is it? I need so many details. Well, hopefully we'll get the answers to the questions if you've got them as well, ping him through. The Truth Booth
Starting point is 00:41:54 With Clint Megyn Dan and Ash London Sarah is still sitting on hold chatting to us about her in her words, near perfect relationship but the problem is 80 to 90% of the time after intimacy he bursts into tears
Starting point is 00:42:09 Okay, at what point did the waterwork start? Like just as it's about to finish but it's pretty full long like... Wow. Is it like he tears up? Or is he like, like a sob? No.
Starting point is 00:42:26 No, like sobbing. Like, it's pretty full on. Like, I thought it at first it was quite sweet. But it's just been months down. I'm getting a bit over it. Like, I just don't know. Oh, I can see. I guess it's like an emotional release.
Starting point is 00:42:42 And like, you know? No. No it is, yeah. Yeah. But I guess maybe the odd time, you'd be like, okay, fine. But after like half a year of it, How long does he cry for? My, I'd say like five, ten minutes, and it's just...
Starting point is 00:42:59 Oh, ten minutes, jeez! Have you spoken to him about, like, if you sort of flagged it as an issue yet? Must have. Yeah. No, I did bring it up because they thought I was doing something wrong, and I thought I was the problem. But, so we had to talk about it, but it's apparently because, like, he grew up in, like,
Starting point is 00:43:18 quite a tough family environment and love wasn't, like, exactly being thrown around freely. So I think the poor man's just in his emotions and in his field, but it's just making me feel a bit, yeah. I think he needs to, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with him, but if he had a tough situation growing up and this is happening, maybe he needs to see a therapist to talk about it, because I don't think that he's a normal reaction to feeling physical joy
Starting point is 00:43:43 or closeness is to cry every time. I think, do you feel like maybe there's some other stuff going on there, Sarah? I don't know. Wow. So, yeah, no, that'd be a look for me. On the side of the bed and crying. What if you just throw out a quick, little quick joke, just as things are finishing, just sort of throw out later.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Okay, here we go. A little knock-knock joke or something, so it makes him laugh. And babe, I think you just need to talk to him and say, and let him know that it's upsetting you, it's making you uncomfortable, and just have an honest chat about it, because there's no use building a life with somebody long-term if you can't talk about this kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yeah. Have we clarified that every time he's crying, it's like an upsetting cry, or is he like oh my god like really emotional like that was incredible cry because that's so different well no i i actually think it's like an upset cry like he just sits there with his hands like in his head like it's just it's so sad and god i felt so bad he needs to go to therapy if it's not if it's like a sob a deep sob that's coming from a place of like pain then i would say google around find a good psychologist
Starting point is 00:44:48 and maybe gently suggest that he goes and talks to somebody about that. It'll even start affecting his sex life because I don't imagine, Sarah, you are like dying to jump into bed if you know that 80% of the time the outcome will be that. No, and that's the problem too. Like, I'm just, I don't even want to do it anymore. And so it's affecting both of us, I think. Gosh, human beings are so interesting. It is, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:45:09 I know, you don't want to be told as a guy when you're wanting to get it on, being like, well, if you promise not to cry. Yeah, exactly that little kid. Yeah, no, I promise I won't. of wrongs a lot. Yeah, that's rough. Sarah, but I think come to him with non-judgment and with love and with
Starting point is 00:45:26 the goal of, I want us to work through this, not I'm pointing the finger, your weed, something's wrong with you. I think as long as you do it in the right spirit, this could be a great opportunity for the two of you to grow closer in him to sort this out. Yeah. Okay, well, thank you so much for my... Sorry, a bit of an awkward one.
Starting point is 00:45:44 No, and I'm sure there'll be some... There's a lot of feedback coming in on the text machine as well, because someone said that Apart from that, he sounds like the perfect partner. So if he's worth staying with, he's worth working through the issue. Yeah. Clint Megan Dan. The Edge 1K Easy Money. Practice makes perfect.
Starting point is 00:46:04 And now you can play anytime online. Good morning. Yeah, join us live October 22nd to play for 10K. Just download the new Rover app and play Easy Money Mobile. The more times you play, the more chances you have to hear. your name read out on Monday with Kalanjaz. And she's about to play live right now from Parmi. Morning, Emma.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Good morning. How are you? Good, Em. Very good. A grand in the hand. Oh, my God. I've actually made it on. This is so great. You've done the heavy lifting already.
Starting point is 00:46:34 This is the easy part next. I would disagree. I would say the easy part is actually giving me the 10 words that start with a little M. Okay. Okay, so your letter is M. M for money. Oh, no. Come on.
Starting point is 00:46:47 So, Emma, you're going to have 30 seconds. to give us 10 answers starting with M. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back. You can't give us a repeated answer. But if you can do all that, we'll give you a thousand bucks going into your weekend. And Ash has been making the questions easier and easier.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Yeah, and I just would like to let everyone know that this morning I had a mozzarella toasty. Oh, yeah. Why? How old are you going to stay? No, that's weird. Just thought you might want to know what I have breakfast. We don't have time for your breakfast.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Sorry, Emma. Okay. Are you ready to go, babe? I am. I am. Okay. Beginning with M. A type of cheese. Mozilla. A three-letter word. Man. A girl's name. Macy. A planet. Mars.
Starting point is 00:47:32 A band. Pass. An American state. Massachusetts. Something on toast. Marmite. Something with two legs. I'm a man.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Something that flies. Men? Yep, something that flies. No, no, no, no, no, no, nah. Time. Oh, shit. You know why she panicked? Because she gave man as a three-letter word.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Oh, did she? And then she was a man for two legs, and you freaked out even because you knew you broke the rolls. I didn't even know that. Well, it doesn't matter anyway. You were flying, though, at the start. Very much so. Like a mosquito or a moth.
Starting point is 00:48:15 I had so not confident. Oh. Guys, no. We love you, though. We hope you still love us. Thank you for the charts. That was still very fun. We love chatting to you.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah, Emma, if you hold there, we'll send you a double past our musty movie. Bad guys too. You can go check that out for free in the cinema's over the weekend. Thank you so much. You're welcome, babe. Yeah, it's not a thousand bucks, but it's something enough. Yeah. All right, the All Black's taking on the Wallabies tomorrow at Eden Park and the Fortress.
Starting point is 00:48:43 They haven't lost this since the 90s. As an Aussie, let me see. say go old blacks there we go yeah well done it feels good to be in the winning team for once you traitor yeah happily I'll happily be a trainer all right so who deers Dan is back I think last time we took on the springbok
Starting point is 00:48:58 Dan had to try and get a South African to pledges allegiance to the all blacks and failed and let's see how Dan goes trying to get an Aussie to go yeah go the all blacks I think it's going to be harder to be honest yeah massive Australians can be angry people shut up we can know you don't know you don't know anything you're singing
Starting point is 00:49:16 Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh Who dares, Who Dance? Who Dance? Who Dare? Who Dare? So cringe when that intro plays Dan's Shadow Boxes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I don't know why. Just chees me up. Okay, well, a few weeks ago, the All Blacks were taken on the Spring Box and we got Dan to call one of our listeners, Dad, who we were told was a staunch All Black supporter
Starting point is 00:49:45 and tried to get him to give the Springbox a bit of support. Yeah, the thing is they had to put on a South African accent. Repeat after me. Just a lovely message for the Springboks team. My name is Evan. My name's Evan. I pledge my allegiance to the mighty box.
Starting point is 00:50:01 You guys are going down, boys. Nope. You're going down. Unfortunately, you didn't get Evan. He was a hard nut to crack. And I think the Aussies will be just as hard to crack, my love. Yeah, so that's... We've been nice to you today, actually, Dan.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Ash and I have found an Aussie number so you get to keep your New Zealand accent I think that's what let me down last time was the accent so now I can do my own accent I think you're very hard on yourself the South African accent was very good So all you have to do
Starting point is 00:50:27 to pass who does down this week is get the Australian on the other end of this phone to say go the all blacks Who is this guy Who are we ringing? Do we know? I don't know if he's like a mechanic or what producer Carl's found some number in Australia
Starting point is 00:50:40 And I think he rang Didn't they pick up and then you just hung up? Yeah I rang a couple just to see who sounded the most Aussie. Okay, cool. All right, Dan, best of luck. I'm going to be okay. I'm going to be from the All Blacks media team again.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Okay, AB's taken on the Wildebe's. Let's see if we can get an Aussie to Shush. Cheer on the A-Bs. Good morning, Matt. Tell you. Hi there, it's just Kenneth calling from the All-Black's media team. How are you? Yeah, good one.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Hey, I'm just ringing around the Wallabies. Your team, obviously, playing the All-Blacks this weekend, and I just wanted to get some... some words of support for the All Blacks from some Australians just to play to the boys before the big game on the weekend. I was wondering if you could just record a quick message of support for the guys. Oh, good luck, the All Blacks, but I'd like the Wallabies to win. Yeah, that's lovely.
Starting point is 00:51:30 But I don't think the boy at Bowden Barrett's not going to like that if you sort of say you want the wallabies to win. So just say, I'll just bung the recorder on. And if you just go, I bleed black, Bowdo and Barrett's my man, go the All Blacks. When you're ready? No, I couldn't do that, mate. That'd be lying to them. Yeah, but we'll just lie and then we can just sort of, you know, I don't.
Starting point is 00:51:49 No, I don't lie, mate. No. They're not going to know, are they, that you're lying. I don't care, I do. I know. Okay. Well, if you just say, I love the team in black. Just say that for me.
Starting point is 00:52:00 No. I don't. Okay. What have you just, let's spin it the other way. Just say, fuck the wallabies. Well, no. Okay. I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Okay. Just say this. No, I'm pretty staunch, mate. Yeah. Say the wallabies are the shunch, mate. this rugby team ever? I'm old school. No, up the blacks.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Can't do it, mate. Okay. So what I'll get you to do then? Just quickly, I'll let you go. I'll let you go. Just say, up the wallabies. Just say that. Up the wallabies.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Yeah, and now just say all blacks. All blacks. Yeah, got you. Yeah, I know you can do. See you, mate. Go ahead, mate, see you. I love you, bye-bye. Oh, bye-bye.
Starting point is 00:52:43 So now all we need to do is edit those together. Do a bit of chopping and changing. And we've got him saying, all right. We want it. Okay. Bridges and Leves, if you can work on that, please. And we'll get that on the other side of us.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Can you, are you playing Indjury-Doo music? No, you can't do that. Why not? That's culturally inappropriate. You can't do that. Well, you can play Poyer in New Zealand. I'm not familiar with that, but I am familiar with Indigenous culture,
Starting point is 00:53:06 and you can't be just, that's got, you can't do that. Oh, yeah, Ozies don't like to shout out the Aboriginal culture very much, do that. It's actually quite insensitive to play Indigenous, didry do music under an all black Wallerby's break. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:53:19 The two have nothing to do with each other. We've never heard of this. Are there no Aboriginal players in the wallabies team? I'm not sure, but you can't just play, like, you can't just say, oh, it's Australian, we'll just play didry do music. Play some Kenny G. What will happen to me? Nothing, I'm just saying it's kind of frowned upon.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Oh. Like, if I did that on air in Australia, people would be like, I'd get cancelled. Okay, well, in the words of what's his name, who we were talking to earlier? Up, all right. It could have been a little bit better than maths there. Clint Megan Dan. Creech are one of our faves
Starting point is 00:53:48 Jaden from Sharon and Jadon on Ijavos from Back in the Day for your OGs. Who! Joins us because here's a know-it-all when it comes to knowing the title of every single episode of every single season in Game of Thrones. Morning, Jay.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Good morning. Now, I love the idea of someone having a real specific specialist talent. Yeah. And yours is you've... Talent's a bit of a stretch. Yeah. But it is something that, Jay, I don't know how he does it.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Do you have a photographic memory? No, no, I wish. That would be a real talent. But no, no, this is just... I don't know. It's just because I was so obsessed with it when it was coming out. And do you back yourself fully when you hear us say, he can name every episode?
Starting point is 00:54:29 Do you think you really can? Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Wow. Yeah, yeah. I know it's so useless. It's like, oh, the only time I'm going to need this is if my girlfriend gets kidnapped
Starting point is 00:54:37 and they're like, we're going to only give you her back if you can name episode four. I got a question here do you know this isn't part of the quiz but do you know how many episodes total are in all eight seasons
Starting point is 00:54:47 of getting three correct yeah yeah and you know the names of every single one oh yeah and how they end but we'll save that
Starting point is 00:54:55 for another time I don't think you'd make the Avengers maybe you'd be a DC universe okay actually if you were listening and there is a random little nook of the world where you are a nodal
Starting point is 00:55:05 when it comes to that specialist thing or show or whatever it is get in touch with us But right now, we're going to test Jaden and see if he can get a perfect score and give us the title of the episode that Dan throws out of you at random.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Okay, and if you do get all 100% you bump Ant Man out of the Vibinges and you take his place. No, he's useless anyway. Okay, first one. Name for me, Jaden, and Game of Thrones. I'm so nervous. Season 2, episode 4.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Oh, that is Season 2, episode 4. It's dead, may never die. Season 5, God. Garden of Bones. He's got it. Oh, my God. Wow.
Starting point is 00:55:46 He almost did this visual thing where he's seeing the episodes in a list. Which makes me think that you have got some sort of photographic memory that maybe you haven't harnessed. Maybe just a visual memory. That's how I remember things, how they look on the page. Yeah, maybe that's it. Is that what you do?
Starting point is 00:56:00 Yeah, I was kind of envisioning on IMDB. Okay, we have the shame bell ready as soon as you want to hear. Oh, I don't want that. Let's go to season five. Jaden, and take us to the name of episode 8. Oh, my God. One of the great episodes. Do you actually remember what happens in the episode?
Starting point is 00:56:21 Oh yeah, that episode, Ian, that's the Battle of Hard Home, John Snow fighting the White Walkers, and it ends with him going off on his boat, and the Night King stands up and lifts up, and everyone that died in the battle stands up and is now part of the undead army. Isn't he incredible? Do they become bad?
Starting point is 00:56:36 Yes. You haven't seen it? Yeah, they become white walkers. I started watching. on the final season. Oh, Ash. My poor husband had to deal with me going, who's that?
Starting point is 00:56:45 What are they doing? Oh, no, that is. I am so bad. Okay. Then is season six, Jaden. And the famous episode, episode seven of season six. Is it famous?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Oh. But no, that would be the broken man. Oh, my. Flipping Lord, help me do this. Isn't that amazing? Give him a couple of quick fire ones. What else you got? Season one, episode five.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Oh, the lion and the wolf. Wolf and the lion. Same, same, same. And finally, season three, episode one. Valo da Heiress. Get out of you, man. It's so good. It's 73 episodes, and he can recite every single one of them by name,
Starting point is 00:57:23 all eight seasons, all episodes. If you are a know-it-all when it comes to something completely random like this, get in touch. We'll be happy to quiz you. And if you can prove it, you will leave with prizes. Test me on Formula One next, quickly, Ash. Okay, what's the name of the Kiwi driver? Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Sorry, that happens every time I exercise my power. It's a weird thing. How good is it when somebody says to you, oh, someone's so I was talking about you yesterday. I hate that. I hate it when people are bitch about it. No, but then you go, oh, okay. But, you know, sometimes you hear things.
Starting point is 00:58:03 You don't get the full story, and they go, no, no, no, I've got the text. Or I've got the audio. Oh, you always do it in a private conversation. with the person. Never, yeah. Not that I do. Well, I have the audio of someone talking about our Dan.
Starting point is 00:58:17 How? How did you get hold of him? Obviously, he was there. Oh, so I wouldn't be surprised if he started it. And then, yeah, that's right. And then once they joined in, then he started recording. No, I wasn't there. I've got a snitch.
Starting point is 00:58:28 His name is Cal. He does the show after us at 10. And he's snitching on his co-host, yes. I've seen Dan We're be in a different light today. He came in and he was like giving me all this advice and like he knows stuff about cars. Yeah, he is a car guy. He's not just a remote control car guy.
Starting point is 00:58:49 He's a car guy. He really does. And he was like giving me like all these places to go. And he was like, nah, like you can fix it. Yeah, it's like you're going to be so fine. And I was like, Dan, a little hottie. Oh my God, are you attracted to Dan now? No, but I was like I just swore into a different line.
Starting point is 00:59:01 I know. I'm not attracted to him. I was just like, oh, this is hot, Dan. This is hot. It's not often that he looks hot. I will take that as a compliment. That's so awkward. Why did you recall?
Starting point is 00:59:16 Why did Cal record that? It started so well, but she's like, no, it's not hot, as if, no, he's talking. I mean, all I did was that Yaz had her car broken into. Yes. And I gave her a little bit of car advice. I wouldn't say it was any of the... You didn't need to take your shirt off, I don't, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Oh, you didn't. She was obviously just imagining what it looked like. But, I mean, I... It must be awkward now. Now you just know, you're just not even trying. You're just oozing the six appeal all around the edge now. You didn't even know. Well, I can't help that I know my way around a motor.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Well, it's this thing right, often you don't think a guy's hot, and then he does one thing, and you just all of a sudden it changes him forever. Oh, forever. Forever. But, yes, you know, the Sprides closed. Yeah, yeah, she's now, she's appeared through the glass.
Starting point is 00:59:58 She's avoiding eye contact because she's so embarrassed. I can't look at her now because she's doing all these, like, she's doing, you know how like a cat calls, so she's going, and I'm like, yes. She's really leaning into it. He's married, yes. Yeah, I'm old enough to be your dad I guess she was a bit of a damsel in distress
Starting point is 01:00:13 And Dan just came to the rescue And saved the day And I wonder how many people listening right now Also could get a little advice from Daddy Dan Is you say Daddy's home Oh Told for me
Starting point is 01:00:29 Never been called Daddy in my life Except from my mom Who refers to me as Daddy When she's looking after my son That's weird Yeah, we got her to try and stop that Does she stop that? No, she stopped that?
Starting point is 01:00:38 She still does it. Right, cool. She sent Daddy's home literally yesterday. Oh, yeah, I mentioned it. Okay. Daddy Dan, the advice hotline is open if you need some advice from Daddy Dan. What are some examples of your areas of expertise, Daddy? I know stuff good.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I'm really good with relationships. Obviously, cars. My dad worked around cars for many years, so I sort of grew up with him, so I know a lot about cars. Yeah. If you were in the market for a vehicle, maybe you've got some relationship stuff that's not going well, I'll tell you. Yep, F1 questions. Formula your stuff about Formula 1 if you want to know, really good at that. I know technology.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Yeah, okay. iPhone stuff. Yeah. Hey, you know your way around an iPhone. Yeah. Not so many options, guys. I don't have a way around a lot of stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:22 It's not a... Yeah, well, not what you're thinking, no. Okay. Well, we can ask kind of, maybe you do know your way around. So you'll take fast balls, slow balls, curve balls. Any ball? Okay, Dad will take all the balls. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Yeah. Anything. Yeah. Okay, what do you got for Daddy Dan? Do you need a little advice? your Friday, you're going into your weekend, he's like, oh my God, I don't know who to ask. Ask Daddy Dan's the man. I'm the man.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I'm the daddy. No, I'll never say that. I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy. Who's your daddy? I'm your real daddy. Not biologically, because I don't want to pay child support. Now, guys, I know you're always saying I can never get through. Trust me, I wait under the edge, you will. We found out that Dan helped Yaz, who does the show with Cal after us, fix her car.
Starting point is 01:02:05 And was like, oh my God, Dan, all of a sudden. and got hot. Now I've got a question for you, Daddy, Dan, and we are doing this because Daddy is home. He's in the building. Say it properly. Daddy's home? What am I supposed to say?
Starting point is 01:02:18 Say it in the way you're saying. Yeah, thank you. I have got a puncture in one of my back tyres and the other one has had a puncture which has been repaired. And the tyres are nine years old. So they need to be replaced. And the tyreman said they both need to be replaced. They're saying it's going to be for continental tyres.
Starting point is 01:02:35 695 each plus GST. Jesus. Am I being ripped off here? Very much so. But I always say, spend good money on tyres because they're the thing that are keeping you stuck to the road. I wouldn't skimp on tyres? How does he do it?
Starting point is 01:02:50 So the tyres are the only thing touching the road when you're driving. But Clint, you sound dumb now because you can put rubber on your tyres, but sometimes it's really low quality and it's really bad. But he's 700. You should be spending probably at least for your car because I know it's a very fancy vehicle. at least $350 per tire.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Because he did give me an option for a $350 option, but then the six, and then the Pirelli's and then the Continentals. Okay, well, I'd go for a slightly cheaper option that is still safe. Okay. Morning, Steph. Thanks, Daddy.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Steph. Hi. Hey, babe. There she is. Okay. You got all nervous talking to Daddy Dan. That's okay. It happens.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, Daddy Dan makes me very nervous. Oh, God. Stop it. I'm starting to go really. Are you want some advice from Daddy Dan? What can he help you with? I do. So I'm getting a new iPhone, but I'm selling my old one,
Starting point is 01:03:44 and I've got a few nudes from my, that I've said to my boyfriend. Yeah. And how do I make sure, because they're on the cloud, how do I make sure that the new person that gets my phone doesn't get those as well? My advice, you would be asked Clint, because he's got a special folder that he keeps all his nudes in. It looks like a calculator app, but it's not. watch you go in there.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Just make sure the code you use is not the same code to unlock your phone because that's amateur hour stuff. Yeah. The only equations Clint's calculator is doing is bed mass. Yeah. Thank you, Steve. There's a bit of a math joke for you. Yeah, you get that app, you'll find it, and then just move everything over to that.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Morning Tom, Daddy's listening. What's your... I regret saying that. What do you want? Hey Daddy, Dan My car makes a really unique sound Whenever I turn the wheels to the left Okay
Starting point is 01:04:43 It sounds like you've got a CV boot issue But what's the sound? That again, sorry? Yeah, he's doing the classic Well, Daddy's advice to you We'll stop wasting our time I've never heard a CB boot do that Man do that every time you're doing
Starting point is 01:05:06 Hoia I think that was the issue with Yaz's car Hiya Good from you Tom Daddy's proud All right Kristen just texted through
Starting point is 01:05:18 Come to Drury Tires I will look after you Ash Oh see Mwa Chef's kiss Oh my God Kristen I'll be texting your bag baby Oh they actually did that for a reason
Starting point is 01:05:29 Oh my dear Do you have Pirelli's or Continentals Is it dreary ties, though? Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.
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