The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Less fun when it's dry

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island 00:00 Podcast Kickoff 02:22 Met Gala Talk 03:44 Luxury Price Game 07:43 Scandal Headlines 08:54 First Time Caller 13:01 Rare Comet Sighting 17:22 Psychic Linda Reads 21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery 27:10 Ouch My Privates 32:05 Tracking Each Other 38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know 42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths 44:53 The Zorb Email  47:46 A List  55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call 01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid 01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit 01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning. It is 1 to 6 on your Tuesday. Tuesday morning. Meg's here, Clint's here, I'm here. Good morning. And we're ready to go.

8 o'clock this morning we will have the A-list game. So we'll fight for celebrities. that don't know we're doing it on their behalf with our A-list status and then right after that we got that $1,000 prezy card for your mum so if you haven't sought anything for Mother's Day then you can text mum to 3-3343

Have you guys sorted your mum's? Have you done your shopping? Meg would have? Yeah, all sodded. What'd you get her? Excuse me? She will be up in listening, I imagine. That was a test. She passed. She wakes up on the dot to listen to her daughter every day. Have you done the thing my mum used to do?

Have you cut anything out of magazines and stuff that you want and then stuck them to the fridge so that, you know, your kids know what you want. No, we kind of do the same thing for Mother's Day every year, so I can probably say what it is. But I think birthdays would do more personal and then Mother's Day we do like, you know, like socks and stuff. You know, I get, okay, I get a pair of slippers every year for Mother's Day. Jesus, how rough are you with slippers? Yeah, you're not wearing them outside are you because they are inside footwear. No, of course the inside footwear plan.

How do you? You must have like 50 pairs of slippers at home. No, I just, I use a pair of slippers. Dan hasn't done the match. If I use a pair of slippers. Yeah, I'm not going to be a month for four years. So she should have four pairs. No, I replace them.

So I will use a pair of slippers every single day for one year and then I get a new pair. I think that's nice. Every single day, even in the summer you always slippers? Yeah, at night time. I love my slippers. You do give me slippery energy. Thank you so much, Stella. I'll take that.

I don't think he meant it as a compliment. No, no. It doesn't love this one. I don't. Yeah. And do you know what I'm getting into? I kind of want a, like, a painted mug. I'm becoming one of those ones.

Oh, God. You really. I know. Yeah, then from Wehouse Stationery. Oh, you can just paint your own? No, no, no, no. Your husband was doing some social stuff for it, and I was like, that's actually not bad idea.

Oh, he's blotting me from his account. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Edge, more or less. Let's see how you go against Dan and I. Different topic every morning. Just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Meg, you might have an opinion on this,

but I don't think they have to be very good to be better than Clint and I. No, no, God, no, no, definitely not, definitely not. It is Mick Gala Day today. Very interesting day. I, like, part of me loves just. like losing myself in the weird fashion and the other part of me does feel like what is going on? People wearing big peacock feathers

and obviously showing how much money they have and flaunting it and it is just, it's just weird when you look and then you scroll and you see like a you know somebody who's lost their leg in war it's just weird this timeline we live in. Did it start off kind of like art

like painted artwork right? But they were like let's do art through fashion. Ah well that is the theme this year Clint. Art through fashion. Fashion is art. So that is what we're expecting this year. I think there'll be a lot of nudity or semi-nudity because people would say that that is the body. Female art form?

Yeah, yeah. And like, you know how art used to be sculptures of naked women? I think people will lean into that is where I think they'll go with it. I also think a lot of people will just try and dress nicely and not stick to theme as much. But you could do anything with fashion as art. You can go as big as you want. We'll see Beyonce's there.

The Bezos is the kind of sponsoring it. It's got a bit of a funny vibe this year. They should use it. obviously is a platform to talk about the bad stuff that is happening in the world. Yes, which they don't. They very much. I don't. Like, it's fine if you acknowledge it. I think it's when you're bearing your head in the sand. Yeah, and then you've got Camilla Cabo

holding a bag, which is just a block of ice. Like, you know what I mean, that it feels like the Hunger Games. Like, it feels really strange. But let's talk about luxury fashion items and how much they cost. Okay. You guys think you might be good at this. I'm going to get all the names pronounced

incorrectly because I am not a bushy bitch. Number one, a ermie's burkin bag or a Chanel classic flap bag the Chanel is a size medium The ermine is a standard leather Now you're the expert on the classic flat clad Yeah and I've never heard of the first bag Which makes me think it's probably

More unattainable for people in our price range So I'm going to say that's worth more Oh that was smart I was like just because yeah it is very much So the Birken is the most luxurious bag in the world A cheap one is 18,000 US I don't think I've ever, I have never seen a classic flap, so I couldn't tell you. Move on.

Right. What costs more a Rolex, date just or a Cartier Tank Must? Date Just, Rolex. Correct. Yeah. Easy, easy, easy. Yeah, he is a watch guy. Yeah, he is a watch guy. I thought he liked that one, Dad.

Cartier tanks are still expensive, but no end air a date just. What cost more a Louis Vuitton Capu Seens bag or a Dior lady Dior bag? Louis Vuitton The only time I've ever been in the store A friend of mine was buying a Like a card wallet thing for his wife $800 just literally this thing to hold cards And I was just perusing the clothes

While they were looking for this wallet And getting it all packaged up And I was like, oh that's a nice jumper And I was like, took it off the bag And I was like, put it back, put it back They're very expensive That's one of those shops where there's always a dormant at the door And let you in

So I'm going to say Louis Vuitton It's hard to be more expensive than them. Well done, $7,200 US dollars for a Louis Vuitton Capucine's bag. A Prada re-editioned 2005 nylon bag or a St. Laurent Lefeu-7 hobo bag. Oh, now the hobo bag

sounds like it's not a good bag. Yeah, but I think we're getting double bluff there. Yeah. Do we go the hobo bag? The hobo bag, I think, is the most expensive. This is going to be a five out of five. Okay, we need to get this one. Okay, we need to get this one. Okay, okay. Okay.

Another watch one. That's what we need. I'm sorry. bag. Oh, bug, I'm sorry. A Gucci horsebit 95 shoulder bag. Oh, that sounds expensive.

Or a Fendi baggette bag. Now, the Fendi, that's Rihanna's brand. What was the other one? No, that's Fenty. Fendi. Oh, bugger. And the first one, she said 195.

Yeah. Sounds very old and very... The one, the fact that I haven't heard of Fendi. The horsebit bag. Gucci. Bagget bag. Yeah, Gucci or Fendi. Gucci horsebit, Fendi.

Guchi or Fendi. Clint. What are you paying for the way? Okay, let's say what we're both just thinking on top of the head at the same time. Yeah, yeah. Why don't I show them to you and you say what you think looks more expensive? If you know, please help us out on 3343 on the text machine. We want to get a perfect score here.

Okay, let's have a little. I'm imagining the bag. It looks like a bagget bit leather. Yeah, and I'm thinking Gucci is more expensive. I'm trying to cut out there the prices. Here we go. Okay, boys. Which one is worth more?

This Gucci horse bit bag? Oh, that looks. Yeah, no. Or That looks cheap This Fendi bag Oh they both look crap God they both look like you've got them from the market

I would go the horse spit bag is worth more The Gucci one Gucci horseback is that what you're locking in Oh now I don't I feel like I need to go Fendi but we're committed now Okay we'll go Fendi you've been pretty good with this Clint Okay we're going to change you go Fendi

It's correct No which tools to get our wives out of Send us to the Matt Gala, baby. We're fashionable abs. All right, Philist call over the day. I'd love it to be you. 0800, give us a call, and we'll get to Scandal headlines

coming up in three minutes. I believe Blenzhaga. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go! Clint Megan Dan's Scandal. Scandal was brought to you by Moody, sorry. By Moody, Protein Ball,

fighting a golden ticket and win $5,000 cash. Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden announced the birth of their third child. Nautus Madden. He's the youngest brother to Radix and Cardinal and Cameron is 53. Benji is 48. I was just Googling their age.

I was just Googling their age. I know you would. But I believe they're probably surrogate. They're very, very private about their kids, though. We basically, we get a birth announcement and then we see and hear nothing about them since. They could have gone with more weirder names. They're very common.

Radix, Cardinal and Nautus. Oh, God, there'll be about seven of them in every classroom. Oh, no. Cardinals are bird. Nortis. I thought Radix was a deodorant. No, that's Radox. I washed my body with Radox. It was the other Nortis anti-nortis. Yeah, isn't that that antivirus thing?

No, that's Norton. But they're very close. I've got a Nautus antivirus. And we mentioned earlier before the MetGala is today. They'll be coming up on your feeds later in this afternoon. 94-2. Clint Megan Dan. All right, first call on the day next. It's really nice for us to get an insight into your life because, you know, we share a fair bit

about ours. Yeah, give us a call. Tell us about yourself. Must have turned the tables a little. Clint Megan's and stinky B. Normally jumping into first call of the day, we still are, but it's not their first call of the day. It's their first call ever. First time caller. I just came to say hello.

What is it about today that has caused Andrew to go, bugger it? Good morning, Andrew. How are we going, thank? Oh, bloody good. Now we're talking to you, Andy. Now, first time caller. Put your pants back on. No, that was Clinton.

taking his mic sock off. Andrew, a little bit of information about you. You work with race horses. Now, that's interesting. You would drive a Savari Legacy. You don't know what your star sign is, and you've been dating for three years, getting harassed about proposing.

What's your birthday, Andrew? February. February what? Ninth. Okay. That's interesting that you don't know what your star sign is. That's my son's birthday. You're Aquarius.

Oh, beautiful. Okay, tell us about an Aquarius. This is my son and also, Andrew, first time. What is an Aquarius? I don't prescribe to any of this, Andrew, but I'm sure Meg does. No, I really don't. I don't.

I really don't. I'm just, okay, here we go. You are an ear sign that is good for being progressive, independent, and a humanitarian, often acting as the intellectual rebel of the zodiac. You're sometimes aloof, innovative, quirky, fiercely value or freedom, and you detach while focusing on the greater good. God, what a load of horses, hey, Andrew. Right.

That's me to a tee thing. Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And so what do you, you work with race horses? What sort of racing do you do? Harness racing.

Oh, yes. Yeah, and you're one of the nice ones, eh, that treats your horses lovely. Always. Yeah, they get pampered every day. Yeah, because it's the bad ones. What do they have for lunch? They get a bit of haylop for lunch. Well, they're in the paddock with a bit of grass.

So, no, they're very spoiled, that's for sure. How often do they get like an apple or a carrot? Sugar cube. They get a carrot every night. Oh, good. Yeah. It's lovely. They love carrots, how can see them in the dark?

That's for sure. My mum used to say, yeah. Do you do quickly, like my wife does, when her horse has taken her for a good ride, she gives her a little sip of Coke, Coca-Cola, because there's a guy. With a Coke? Yeah, there's like a Coke machine up at the club. And you can, like, give them a sip, and they love it. Well, horses love Coke.

Right. Not that kind of code for the racehorse and that's not going to get out. Andrew's horse ends up getting drugs instead. He's like, Dad, I'll try me to give it Coke. No, Coca-Cola. A bit of caffeine. Yeah. Also, you've been dating for three years and getting harassed about proposing.

My husband used to say to me every time I asked about it, it would put another year on. You're exactly right. Yeah, right. We're up for nine years now. Oh, dear. No dear. Oh, dear. Yeah, because the tricky thing I suppose, Andrew, is if you are actually planning so, we're

Miki Basking her then eventually when you do ask, it seems like you only did it. Because you got bullied into it. Yeah, no. She still hasn't learned to listen about self-asking. That's what he used to say to me too. Took six for me, so we'll see what happens with your partner. You never know.

Might be the show. Are you on your way into work this morning? Setting up. On the way to work, yep. Nice. Oh, nice. Oh, well, thank you for listening to us on the way into work, Andrew. Appreciate it.

I like that. Every day. Good to listen to. Oh, thank you. Thanks for listening. It's good to listen to Dan talk about it's rubbish. Oh, that's every day. Yeah, well, I made an apology this morning for some of the rubbish I've talked about Andrew,

so hopefully I don't have to do another one tomorrow. Every day, you're nearly saying sorry. Where have you been, Andrew? Andrew, cool us every day. Okay, I'm just trying to think Andrew was the one that made the complaint. Thanks, mate. Thanks for calling up this. He's a good sort of me.

to talk to you, Andrew. Yeah, love Andrew. Pleasure. Okay, there is a, Dan's going to hate this. There's a comment that we are going to have to make sure that we go out of our way to try and see because if you miss it, you're never going to see it again in your lifetime. It won't make its way back around Earth for another 170,000 years.

It'll be back next week. I've heard that before. I've seen more solar eclipses than I've had hot dinners. And every time that happens, they say it's the last one ever. Clint, Megan, Dan. Exciting. Exciting news. A rare comet is going to flash through New Zealand's skies

before it disappears for the next 170,000 years. Oh, there's definitely no chance of it hitting us, Clint. No, no. There's always a little bit of a fair for me as well. I'm like, oh, was it? How close is it? I've just been reading stories about bunkers and millionaires. I don't know.

What do they know? We've all seen that Simpsons episode where they go into Ned Flanders bunker, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. And so 170,000 years is the, we'll see it again. Which is a stupid thing to say,

because none of us will ever have the chance to even see it. So why say it? Yeah, just we're never going to see it ever again. It's fairly bright, but you will need binoculars, a telescope or a camera to see it. Okay. We'll have a little tail? Yeah, it'll gradually decrease in brightness over the next two weeks if you do want to see it. So you get out there soon rather than later.

Yeah. And if you can find a clear, unobstructed view of the western horizon, just an hour after sunset. Okay. Sun goes down an hour later. They reckon that's when it's going to be most visible. And you can expect to see a blue-green orb of temporary gas around the nucleus with a smudgy tail. It's a bad time to have an eye infection. I feel like it's not.

I feel like we smell temporary gas every Friday when playing the place against the far. I've got a stye at the moment, so it's not good to have binoculars. That's a shame. Sorry, I can't look at the comet. I've got to stye. Sorry about that. You're going to miss it. Well, you are going to miss it.

You've got such stye energy. You've never had a stye. I've got to get them all the time. Really? It's not pink eye. Apparently it's like a rundown stress thing. No one said it was. No, I know, I'm so defensive.

It's not pink guy! I'm telling you now! The doctor said it wasn't, even I ask. As you're not saying, you should all be able to see it, except anyone like Meg who's got pink eye. I made sure the doctor said it wasn't. It's not pink eye. Anyway.

Sorry. You just hope you won't be able to see the comet if you're worried. No, it's just very sorry. It's run down. It's an infection. Right, well, hopefully you can understand this guy because he is absolutely hysterical about the comet. The alt-cloud of comets extends

probably about a quarter of the way to the next star so he can go out a light year. I love his voice. He's got that little whistle. That old man whistle. I'll say this, I've seen many lunar events in my time. It seems like they happen weekly. And I've never been blown away by one. And I don't want to be the Negey guy.

You are the Necky guy. I've never got out and looked in a clips gone, shit. You've never felt like you don't have a telescope. Like wonder? I've seen so many of them. I saw Haley's comet more than I saw my dad growing up.

Oh God, Dan. Terrible thing to say. You got a car on the booth though? I can't hear him, but the way he's moving, I think you're both more. I looked at up and raised me. He didn't feel any sort of wonder excitement looking at lunar events.

No, I think there was the one that was a couple of years ago where they said it was a once-a-lifetime opportunity and it was like whether it was like a blue moon or something, a red moon. I can't remember. And it was a little bit red in the sky. And I went, oh, yeah, wept back inside. I think if you had a telescope, and you do give me telescope energy, actually.

I think you'd be like, wow, this is amazing. Like, you'd be right. Me or Meg, because she can't look through a telescope. She's got pink eye. I haven't got Pingai. You know what? And don't use a telescope after me. Because you'll get it as well.

Okay. I haven't got it. Hey, actually, resident psychic, Linda. She was here. She is charged. arched up during these events, normally like lunar eclipses and full moons. I wonder what the comet does to her. I think she's half blind as well because of pink eye.

Don't get lit. Don't tell Linda about my pink guy because she'll go a ham on her. If you would like a reading from Linda, call us, 0,800 the edge. And maybe we can see if the comet has charged her powers. And if your time is wasted, we'll give you a double pass to a must-see movie. Oh yeah, if she wastes your time, your money back. We wondered if the comet and... And sort of passing us by

I might do something in terms of charging those with psychic abilities much like a full moon can at times. Oh and she's really locking in this morning, Clint. Linda is here with her eyes closed. Yeah, resident psychic. Palms up. Morning, my darling.

You've caught me with admonickers on this morning. Well, did you mean we've caught you? You knew you were coming in, Linda. Yes, yes. But I forgot. And I was sunning my hoo-ha on the comet. Right.

Because it's a good thing to do, isn't it? It's to get it out. So it does. So it does, like, charge your powers? It does. You can charge anything with the tarot cards, iPhones. Right. iPhones with the cop.

Yeah, yeah. So you just put it out and it does it. Before we go to our callers and you can give them some sort of reading with your powers that we don't pretend to understand. Do you have any remedies for Meg's pink eye? It's not pink eye. It's an ice dye caused to being run down with a bad immune system.

Yes, I can see it from here. It's a big one. Yeah, so on the ice dye as well. What can she do to stop getting them again? What I would do, Meg, is just go outside today and just look directly at the sun, my darling. Oh, right. I don't think that's...

And that way it'll just burn it off. And stop batting on pillows. Clint! It's not pink eyes! And stop going anywhere near your husband's age. Okay, Scarlett. Oh, I've happened with the edge, has called for a reading this morning, Lundner. Good morning, Scarlett. How are you, my darling? Good morning, how are you?

I've been watching you for many, many moons. many eclipses. And I will say you were just a gorgeous soul, my darling. I've always loved you. I thank you. You can say the same about you. You're recently single, aren't you, my darling? Yeah, just almost a year.

Oh, okay. Well, not that recently. Well, I'd say recently within the last five years. Oh, right. It's recent. So, yeah, it is recent. Scarlett, I will say this, that you know what? How are you feeling being single?

because I feel like it suits you, my darling. Yeah, it has been good. Well, I will say this. Been better. Have you heard the word spinster? No, I have not. Okay, well, that means a person that's single for a long, long period of time.

And that's going to be you for a few years. Really? And then you're going to find someone that you will settle down with and marry and be very, very happy. Oh, okay, so the next one, the scarlet's with she marries. And she'll be a woman.

Oh, you're going to be a lesbian? Cool I don't think it works that way Oh It could be just a flatmate It could be platonic Or in the next 10 to 15 years I see someone else coming through

Someone of a beautiful personality Someone that you could settle down with And have children with Yes Do you see any overseas travel or anything for Scarlett I see Fiji in the next year or so Oh really? Yeah that's exactly where

very woman to you. Okay, see, she's booked for that as well. Wow, okay, so it's just hit, after it, up to hit, that's gorgeous. This has been quite a, wow, an eye-opening reading. And I see you'll be going to, into a new career as well, my darling. I can see you getting into, you're helping other people. Is that something that you'd like to do? Yes, I'm actually doing a Bachelor of Nursing.

Oh, there you go, you could help people like Meg with Pink Eye. It's not Pinkai. It's not Pinky. How do you get rid of Pinky if you've got it hypothetically skisings? Do you know? I actually don't know. That's why she's going to study. Yes, you'll study and then she'll find out.

Exactly, darling. Yeah, well good luck. And then I can let you know. Thank you so much. I'll wait the day. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Scarlett, we're going to send you a double pass to Billy Arlush. Hit Me Hard and Soft, the tour live in 3D.

It's in cinemas on Thursday, and James Cameron has got his mitts all over it. Oh, thank you. You're welcome, Scarlet. Oh, bless you, Scarlet. Rachel says, Meg, the best thing for pink eye, Johnson, baby soap and opti soothe eye wipes. Thanks. Works well every time. They say put gold rings on them as well.

I don't know if it's an old wife's tail. I feel like that might have been how you got it in the first place. The other option is you just make a long, hot cup of tea and then tip the tea into your eye. I don't think that's a really good idea, Linda. Stay away from medical advice. Yeah, tea's boiling. It needs to be boiling. Clint, Meg and Dan.

A lot of debating over the last 24 hours about this. I would say we're pretty good at... agreeing at what good content is on this show. And I think that's why we've, we're the team that we are. And, you know, by the scenes, we've got producer Brady, producer Carl, Dan, Clint. And I, non-surprisingly, came in latest today. And as I walked in, there was the discussion.

Two minutes before we turn the mics on the go on. Oh, bullshit. There was a discussion being had, and I thought, hold on a tick. Maybe. Hold on a what? Hold on a tick. Right. Maybe, maybe have we thought about this?

with another brain there was something that came out of Dan's diary yesterday which you're going to hear here yeah I've got the replay if you missed it Dan wrote this maybe roughly when he was 15 if you haven't heard Dan's diary before and this is what he has recalled from his high school years

A man came to speak at assembly that had been stuck on Mount Everest he told us that he got frostbite and lost parts of his body but from what I could see all of his limbs and fingers were still there Alice had told me that someone asked what body part he lost in question time after I left and he said, I don't like to say, it was definitely his penis.

Now I... So if you could for a second think about, let me think about Dan, Clint, Carl and Brady and think, now what would they want to do with that information? Well, hunt down the man. Hunt down the man that, and for instance, I don't know. To ask him what? If he lost, what, let me lost.

Well, here's the thing. There is a guy who lost both of his legs, climbing Mount Cook, to Frostby. And then he went and did Everest as an ampute double amputee. But Dan said he had all his limbs. Yeah, but then I started talking to Dan. He said to Dan, most guys who are rocking fake legs still wear pants over them. Yeah, so there is a chance, Meg.

There is a chance. Yeah, so that's probably what he was lost. But wouldn't you just say to kids when they go, what did you lose? You go, I lost both legs. Check it out. Kids, like you're at a school. Show them your legs. The fact that he was very coy.

And I remember it was the coyness that I think, through a lot of us. We're going, why don't you say? So you want to call this older man and ask him if he wants to... Why does it matter if he's old or not? Well, I'm just saying that he's an older guy, we ought to call him. We'd think his name's Mark Inglis. He would do tours around

New Zealand talking about his climb to Mount Everest and being stuck and med-backed out. And I think he is an incredible New Zealander, and I think he's done some of the most amazing things. And it might not be him. Clint, how common is it for somebody to lose their genitalia to frost by

I'm glad you asked. I checked GBTed it earlier. Frostbite, well documented. For fingers, toes, ears and nose. Penis can technically get frostbite, but it is almost unheard of. Daniel. But the thing is, this is the thing.

You're looking at hearsay from a 14-year-old guy. Of course I would have thought that. Yeah, but then why do we want to confirm? Supposedly Prince Harry Prince Harry is widely documented that Prince Harry talked about penis frostbite and his memoir

but crucially he didn't lose his pain So it can happen So I just I thought that maybe we could talk to Some of these people that do the circuit of schools I'm sure there's more than one guy And see if Yeah go on put it in a sentence

What's happened We're going to call this man Hopefully that Carl was in research She's found a person that's still doing the school circuits It might have been him And ask him what was not the situation What question will you ask him?

Did you jet frostbriot on your penis? Right. Are you going to whisper like that? Because you might not hear it. Well, hopefully what I was hoping would happen is Carl would initially off here See if it would be okay If he would come on. This is the problem.

I'm like, okay, thanks Dan. Thanks for it. Great task as a producer. But how do I approach this? Just like I said You call him up and go hi David, whatever his name is Mark

Mark Let's not know Now let's not put Mark in it Because he might not be the guy And then he comes on And says sure I'd love to come on and talk about that On your national radio show

Okay well great Okay I think you have to go What job done then Can you tell us All the things that you've lost To frostbite whilst mountaineering And then And when he tells you

If penis isn't there You go By the way Do you know if anyone that has ever lost their member to front. Dan would, hey. If Dan was hiking, he'd be like, oh, I'm just going to pop outside for a quick way and he'd unzip it and then he'd look around before you know it.

You'd be the only person freezing off. It's not much left to live. But then I'd go, I'd do the school circuit and I'd talk about it. I'd go, you know what? Yes, I'm here because I lost it. Up Mount Everest. So that's all, and let's not name the guy yet because he's, until he's on to defend himself. Okay, well, why don't we leave that with you, producer Carl,

if you've got a number to get in touch and just message him back and forth. Love it. job. So we have all confirmed this is happening? No, I mean, do you listening? Do you think we pursue it or do you reckon leave it? Because we'll just do what you want. That's your show at the end of the day. Yeah, we're doing it for you. And I don't want I don't want Carl to go to all this effort if you don't actually

want to find out if this mark guy is one who's missing his member. And that's why he wouldn't tell children at a school. It does lend itself, though, to bring back our famous segment. Ouch my privates. Yes, should we do a round of Ouch my privates? Ouch my privates! I mean, it's so we've had many great. calls over the past, people that have been having beauty treatments and things have gone wrong.

Yeah, if you've ever hurt anything up there or down there? Oh, 800 the edge. What happened? It doesn't have to be a beauty treatment. Maybe you did get crossed by down there. Ouch, my private! Ouch, my private's off the back of a Dan's diary when he had a man come and talk at his school, a mountaineer who climbed Mount Everest and had to be medevacked out.

Getting stuck. I think he initially got stuck on Mount Cook. It was a W. We don't even know if that's the guy. Oh yeah, that's Mark's story who then went and climbed Everest as a WAPU. But we don't know, Clint. You keep bringing him up, but we don't know if that's the guy.

I never mentioned the name, did I, in the book? I think that's the one that Chachibouti's given us because he was like a guy who would go around schools. A man came to speak at assembly that had been stuck with Mount Everest. He told us that he got frostbite and lost parts of his body from what I could see. He had his limbs and fingers. It was definitely his penis.

That was the entry. I don't think it was because I've read about this Mark English guy that you speak about. Yeah. And he, I don't think. he was stuck on Mount Everest. Now, I think you got stuck on Mount Cook, and that's where he lost his legs.

So maybe you just weren't listening. I don't know. But turns out, yeah, Prince Harry, he ended up getting frostbite on his pain. The problem was, first of all, it didn't turn into an icicle, right? Didn't snap off like a grandpenter. No, exactly. You can't say, it wasn't like that.

Never? Well. Okay, so it seems okay. It's fine now. Thank you. I mean, he talked about that in his memoir, didn't he, in his book? A lot of our home truths. I don't know if you hold it too long,

then you go outside in the morning and you pee for ages. You've got it out there in the cold. So we don't know what happened to you. This one, I was skateboarding, tried to heel flip. But the board landed tip up, and it credit carded me so hard. It's got to the hospital and have a hematoma drained and stitched. Oh, my God. That had just put you off skateboarding for life, wouldn't it?

Oh, what about this one, Meg? I was doing my nails in a robe, and I knocked the glue over. It spilled everywhere. I ended up in the ER was second-degree. burns on my lady parts. What? I didn't even know. I mean, guess the glue must not like hot burn, but you know, like acid burn. And then you'd have two issues because obviously the burn and then the glue.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought I'd save money and do a DIY tidy up. I sneezed mid-shape. Worst financial decision I've ever made. Oh. I'm another person. Oh, this one. I once used my mum's salon strength shampoo as a lubricant when I was 13.

My skin turned leathery and peeled off like a chemical peal. all gone wrong. Everything now works though, luckily. Oh my God. Sometimes I feel like this sort of stuff you just leave to the professionals. You know, just get it done by someone that knows what they're doing. I'm so, it's so funny, I'm just so faint

with these things, I feel queasy at the idea of it. Too pathetic. Jackie said, turns out crickets, they bite, bit my husband's ball sack, caused a nasty infection. Crickets can bite! How the hell did a cricket get there? I guess if you're sleeping nude and you're camping maybe? Yeah, or maybe you just like, they were in your draw, undie drawer and you put a pair of undies on.

That would honestly, I would freak out if there was, I hate crickets. They're like cockroaches and crickets for me. Oh, crickets are cute, aren't they? No, they're just, disgusting. Why? I just don't know, they're just like shiny and ooh. If I so had a cricket in my bed, I would move out

of the house. Oh, do you remember you, you'd have a cricket that stalked him? Yeah, I had a cricket stuck inside my wall for about a month and I almost ripped the wall down. Also, you had a cock, a roach on your face once? Yes, I woke up one night, and one was resting between my lips and my nose, just sitting there for the warmth, my warmth.

And I remember going, like that, and flicking it off. And I heard it hit the wall, like, doff, that's how big it was. Okay. Thank you. And in regards to finding out, you know, if Mark is the guy that lost his member, I think Jonathan's text probably sums it up, says, I think some mystery never hurt. Then he chucked the lower then. Yeah.

I mean, we're going to get to the bottom of it. We're going to call a few mountaineers that do the school circuit and see if they want to come on and dispel the myth. Really? We'll get to the bottom of it. Oh, I come off my bike, hit the handlebars, nearly cut the member, clean off. Had to have a euro... What is that?

Urethraplast. Oh, my goodness me. Urethra plus. Is that like plastic surgery for the penis? I think that sounds like some sort of reconstruction. Well, urethra is that where you go whiz. Yeah. So they fix the cables.

And there is some people that have messaged through saying they did have stuff done by a professional and still got burned. So, you know, you can't. Yeah, all right, we'll move on from that. We'll let you know how we go with the old Mountaineer. Next on the show, we've been tracking each other for the last four to five days over the weekends. It's probably Thursday after we found out that 40% of people track their partner. One way or another. It's an alarming figure, and some of the figures that I've heard we've found out from each other are even more.

alarming. Yeah, let's wrap up the results next and then delete this app. 18 past 7 the inch. Clint Meg and Dan. We'd love to hear from you if you found out something that you weren't supposed to know, because we're about to find out quite a bit about each other from the last five days

actually. Clint Megan Dan. This is tracked. 40% of people have admitted to tracking their partner. If you're a Gen Z, it actually rises to 60% of Gen Z has tracked their partner. And so, Carl has the results after we all downloaded Life 360 and have given our location and we're

about to the team members for the last five days. It's a very in-depth app, isn't it? I mean, we've got the Gold Membership Seven Day Trial, which gives you a lot of information about each other. We've been a lot. I've learned a lot about you guys this week. So, like, I've been able to see every single move you guys have made basically over the last week.

And it's been fascinating. Well, it is. I quite often, I've been getting notifications about Clint, Meg, yourself, car going Meg's left home. Meg's arrived at the location. One fault of this app is that over the weekend, my husband drove the whole time and I was passenger princess playing with my phone, and I reckon it made it look like I was distracted.

You know, because it doesn't know that I'm not driving. That's what a person that texts while driving would say. A person, and funnily enough, like I've got some of the totals here, and one of those totals is, should I go through, actually? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so I've broken down the category. to find out, you know, who was going the fastest, you know, on average, who's this biggest speeder?

The most distracted, the most mysterious. Mm-hmm. Safest driver and the foodie. Ah. Mm-hmm. These are interesting. So the fastest. Sorry, Meg.

It's put you down as you're the speeder. Sorry, put Meg. Just about every trip you made, a couple of mysterious weird trips out to Kumyu. Yep. Yeah, speeding down the highway on the way to work. Is that, like, the north-western, is that kind of like, you just sort of treat that?

a racetrack. It must be, maybe the pedometer's out or something. How fast the pedometer's out so your steps are out? Okay. It's a completely different thing. No, this definitely shows that the amount of short trips you do as well, you're not doing a little walking. What's the average speed over the speed limit?

Was she travelling? Yeah, at least over by, yeah, one to four kilometres over the speed limit. At least that's slightly legal, yeah. Do you want to know who, I mean, we kind of know who this is going to be the most mysterious? Clint? Yeah. Duh. Several unusual locations. But, I mean, it's actually the amount of time.

The gym isn't that unusual for most people. No, but the mysterious part about your trips to the gym, they're not actually long enough to do a workout. They're long enough to go sit in the cafe, have a protein shake, have a chat to someone, and then leave. 20 minutes in the gym every day. Yeah. And the amount of driving he's actually doing, there's no leg days going on, that's for sure.

But he is the safest driver With zero distractions But the mysterious The other mysterious part is He turns his location history off all the time So there's these massive pockets So total entries 35 drives and entries from Meg

Dan 27 Clint 11 What are you hiding from? Why are you hiding? The reason he's not touching his phone Because he has a Tesla which has a giant TV screen in it And can play farts Okay Yeah I'd be distracted if that was the case

Brings me to Dan So Dan Dan Okay How do I turn location services off? Do you have the chemist thing? Yeah, that was weird. Over two days

Dan visited three separate chemists. There was a life pharmacy, a chemist warehouse, and then there was another one. Yeah. What's going on? What's up with the rash, bro? I don't know why I was traveling there.

Hannah and my wife does love a chemist. Seems like you needed some sort of... Is it possible that I just went near a chemist? No. No, you were parking up at them first. for like, yeah, at least sort of 10 minutes each time. Didn't you, like, throw your guts up on Saturday night? Yeah, but that was from a beer and a half.

You know, he had two beers. Oh, sorry, Cliff. Oh, no, I know what it was. So in one day I went to two chemists, yes. Oh, yeah. Because my son's got like some sort of rash on his mouth. And the other thing I found as well is the amount of, the amount of stops you make at food places,

nearly like two food places every day. Oh, that's true. That's true. I can't defend that. Okay. But, Dan, you are definitely the safest driver. Very little distractions and also traveling usually five kilometres under the speed limit. So you can actually be pulled over for one thing is for going too slow.

Dan, I do. And actually, you might have to just help me out here, Meg. Yes. There's an address, and he went here twice. Graham Street, somewhere around number four Graham Street in Auckland. It's just a weird, mysterious address. Okay, four Graham Street, Auckland. It doesn't ring a bell, if I'm honest.

There's like a company out there. It's a company on 4 Graham Street. Where am I looking? It's an acronym, and the acronym is NZME. Why were you going to the other building? That's our competition. Oh. This is the weirdest far.

I genuinely can't explain that. On here, can you tell us off here? Why, you're hanging out with the radio competition? NCB, Oakland, it's true. Employment heroes also there. I can't, I genuinely don't know why that would be. We should have talked about this off here. I mean, we know it definitely wasn't the Les Mills.

Although I will say Les Mills is very close to that. Not that close, this is precise location turned on. Sometimes when you, when you... How do we turn these off? You have to talk to other places. I feel like a... What did you find out that you weren't supposed to know whether it be through tracking your partner

or just maybe a different way completely through a different app? I'll tell you exactly why my wife's work, she works for our phone company, is right next door to it. And that's what I'm going to say on record. That's what you should have said. Didn't they just believe? It's just about each other by tracking one another on Life 360, the app. And we wondered if you've ever found out something that you weren't supposed to know,

whether it be through tracking or just discovering something after someone forgot to log out. It must be a horrible feeling, like a gut-wrenching feeling, finding something out, especially if it's about yourself, you know, someone has been hiding something from you. And what do you do with the information when you're not supposed to know it? I would burst. You'd what? I'd burst. I couldn't keep that kind of thing in, I don't think.

That would be very hard. I remember we spoke to someone a couple of years ago and they borrowed their husbands like smartwatch, Apple Watch sort of type situation. They went for a run because they're wanting to check their steps and stuff. And saw messages from someone that he was cheating on them with. And that's the way they found out. Well, Jane is calling us this morning. What did you find out, Jane, that you weren't supposed to know?

Morning. Morning. I found out that this man who said that he was my dad's real dad. After he passed away, I did a DNA test, and I found out he actually wasn't my dad's dad and some other man was. But I still haven't told my dad because my dad's so sweet and he's so proud of the Māori heritage that we got from this. But we're not Māori.

So, wow. No. So he doesn't, so you know the information, but your dad doesn't know that his dad isn't his dad. Isn't his dad. Essentially. No, and I don't have the heart to tell him because he's no longer with us. And it's like what's getting it all later. And to take somebody, you know, somebody who I guess in his heart is moldy and that has that culture and has that heritage, to take that away from him would be,

I imagine extremely confusing and hard. I think you've probably made the right decision there because he's gone through his whole life thinking that. Why rip that away from him now? It is. Especially if he wanted to do a hucker or something and you go, hey, dad, actually. So what nationality is he then?

If he does think he's Moldi, what is the nationality? New Zealand and European. Irish. Irish, yeah. Oh, my goodness. So it's very far. Oh, wow. Well, hey, that's nice if he's, you know,

learning the language and embracing Māori culture, no harm, no foul, that's awesome. Yep. Wow, absolutely. That's amazing, Jane. Thank you for your story. Wow. Those ancestry.com things are dangerous, aren't they?

Okay. Jonathan, what about you? What did you find out that you weren't supposed to know? Yeah, it was, like, 15, and my mother sent me up to her room to grab some stone beside the bed. The bed was a wee file, and I thought, oh, what's that? And then opened it up, and it was a divorce paper. she was getting ready for it to serve my father.

So she hadn't gone through with it yet. Did you know that they were heading for divorce? Because I feel I, with divorced parents myself, I knew it was, you know. Over before I was happening. Nah. Nah. Nah, no, I had no idea. It was just one day he came home from school and the next minute it's gone.

And so you knew before your dad that it was happening. Yeah, pretty much. Did you ever tell your mum that you'd found the papers? Nah. I haven't told dad either. Wow. That's a rough thing for you to harbor as a kid. How long did you know about the divorce before it then became public and official to all the family?

Probably about three, four months. Oh, that's a long time to keep a cigarette as a 15-year-old. And to know that, that would have been really hard. I would have gone to the dinner table when dad would have sat down with mum and everybody and you would have gone enjoy the status to be your last one. You would have know what you're talking about. You can't do that. Matt, last one.

What did you find out that you weren't supposed to know? You can, I, um, so just over a year ago, I got given an ancestry DNA kit. Um, from, from my wife. Yeah. And I, I did the test and it showed up as a match with my father. Yeah. But it showed that he was my uncle. Oh.

How legit is the, um, how accurate as well? Turns out very accurate. Oh my gosh. So, um, after a wee bit of digging. I found out that my, yeah, so my uncle who passed away when I was about four was actually my real father and my father raised me as his own. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah, so you're... The man I know that my father raised me as my own as his own for my whole life. So you, when you were, you thought as a child you lost, your dad lost his brother and you lost an uncle at four, but you then found out later that it was actually your dad. dad that passed away and your uncle raised you as his child. So obviously your uncle's gone and lost his brother and then he's done the right thing and tried to help support your mum and taking you on as his own son.

But why say that you're the dad instead of saying like you're being, you know, that was your dad? Was he a good man or a bad man? Because I don't know why you wouldn't want to remember your dad as, you know, do you know to me? Yeah. It's complicated. So I found out my mother was the one who ended up telling me and she said she had

never told my dad. Wow. So he didn't, so he, he didn't know. So it was like an affair. Yes, that's right.

Oh, oh my goodness. Even when he was alive, he didn't know. Families, hey? Oh. Geez, whereabouts in the country did you grow up?

In Canterbury. Oh, you're sure. Oh, yeah. Southland. God, so you were both on the know. You didn't know. He didn't know. Your mum was harboring the secret

for many years. Wow, that's crazy, man. Yeah. Andcestry.com, dangerous. Very dangerous if you know. I decided I wanted to tell my dad. And so I sat down with him and I said, oh, I hope you know

what I'm going to talk to you about and he goes yes. And so he actually knew the whole time but never talked to my mother about it. Oh, man, that's crazy. Oh my God, it's giving him a movie. It's like mirrors of secrets. Because he didn't know, she didn't know.

Oh my God. Wow. You should sound that, Matt, sell that to Holly. if you have, you've recovered from the trauma. The secrets of Southland. Maybe we're going to do that tomorrow. We're just scratching the surface. I think that sort of stuff happens everywhere.

Yeah, but mostly southward. Mostly Southland. Yeah. Because of the alliteration. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Got an email last night. Pop into my account.

That's generally what emails do, Meg. They pop into your account if you've got one. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. I don't think you need to man-splain emails to us. I delete a lot of them before even opening them because it's drunk, when I thought this one seemed interesting. It's from Zorb, Rotorua.

And it says, thanks for visiting Sob. Here's a link to leave a review. And I opened it up as a secure to Megan. Thanks for visiting Sob today. Now that you've rolled, swished, sloshed and laughed your way down our hill and our beautiful round squishy ball at Zorb, we'd love to share your experience with other like-minded crazy travellers.

Here's a discount code. How did we do today? Failed in this short survey. So I've come to the conclusion somebody is being my imposter. and going down the Zorpe. And going around doing leisurely activities. They're using Meg's email

so they don't get spam without and we do emails. I don't know why they've used my email after going down the Zorpe. If you get an email today going, thanks Meg for visiting the Agridome this morning. How funny would that be if we start a pack right now

with everyone that does anything at Ventress uses Meg at the edge.com. Please don't. I'm just really confused. I mean, I don't understand why Zorm. would be emailing me saying thank you for your experience today. Did you leave a review?

We hope you enjoyed your bungee jump this morning at AJ Hackett Bungee, Meg. What a bizarre prank to be playing on somebody to just be put in their email address. I'll put fake phone numbers down when you go to open home so that the real estate agent doesn't pest here. Meg, you'll get 10% off your next luge.

When you lose with us, we hope you enjoy it. There might be an explanation to people of Texas and say they got it too. Okay, there's a glit. There's a glitch at Zorb just sending a mass emails to everyone going, here's a discount go down at WDohrish. This is smart from Zor because people are seeing these going, maybe I should go. Did I go down these quichy squishy ball?

Soshing down the skills? Ever being before for them to even? But like 10 years ago. So they'd have a database and they've gone and sent every single person in their database. Somebody's getting fired today at Zorb. Or a promotion. Yeah, true, because now we're talking about the radio. I will say this.

Zorba's one of the funest thing is I have never heard a bad word said about Zorba. Oh, it's the best. I thought you went down in this dry ball and it turns out they fill it with like warm water and it's like going down a hydraslide that just doesn't end. I've never laughed so much in my life. You wouldn't be sloshing if it was dry.

No. It seems how much fun you're having. On the email. Rolling, swishing and sloshing. Oh, Yuck Clint. It's disgusting. It's not self-made. God, Clint, love that.

You went in the dry ball and they were sloshing by the head. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast A.C All right, which celebrities deserve to be at the top and which should be grateful to be in the B list. All righty boys, these are the three names I'm bringing to you this morning. We're starting it off with Oprah. Oprah Winfrey's an A-lister.

Yeah, I mean, there aren't too many talk show hosts that would be A-listers. Because, I mean, she's done a bit of acting as well, I suppose, but Oprah would be at the top of that list. She's been called the Queen of Television. She is a household name And I'd say she is the definition of a household name Oprah is on the A list She's a single name as well

Which typically shows A list status That you're just Beyonce And she's a pioneer as well For many different things So yeah she is an incredible woman And I think she deserves to be an Aist Well she's our Aistler I'm not sure where these other two are going to sit

I have Lamar Olim Who just recently here is I love drugs You're talking to her real ass his documentary come out he was a basketball player and also famously married Chloe Kardashian had a huge divorce and messy breakup

after being found nearly dead at a brothel and then we have another man who I think was at quite a few brothels Charlie Sheen because on me I'm different I just have a different constitution I have a different brain, I have a different heart I have a different you know

I get soccer blood man okay so I'm gonna be honest Lamar Odom he's lucky if he's a sea lister you put him on the deal I mean, we've never put anyone on the D-list. I can start one. I know, but I can start a D-Lis.

He's not even getting him with Alec Baldwin and Whoopi Goldberg. I think he would be doing them a disservice. If Whoop he turns around and Lamar, what's his name, Bodom? You're doing that deliberately. Odom walks in. I mean, the only reason I would think he might scrape a B is because he was like married to a Kardashian. He was.

He was. You've got to be pretty famous to marry a Kardashian. And he's an NBA star. He is lucky to be on the C list. I'm just letting you know that I have opened the door to the D list officially. He is not on there, but the door is open. Give J.M.R. What's his name? Lamar. Odom, the key.

He's got his own Netflix special. Yeah. Just because Dan doesn't know sport. He doesn't know who he is. He was a very famous sport star as well. Lamar Odom. If they're not a Formula One driver, Dan's never heard of him if they play sport. Oh, piss off.

And Charlie Sheen. I thought that was an interesting one because I know he's not an A list now, but is he a B or a C, I guess. And he did a lot. A lot of acting way back in the day and then two and a half men probably one of the most successful sitcoms the world's ever seen.

I think it is in fact the most successful. And then he did his his drug stuff and all the rest of it and like he was just talked about for years and years I feel Charlie Sheen

based on fame and people knowing who he is I think has to be an A-lister. A-Lister! You are absolutely trolling. He is not an A-lister. He is a B-Lister at best. Odem's a D.

Oprah's an A. Let's move on. This is cut and dry. I'm saying Charlie A and I think Lamar... You could please. Lamar was going to go B, but I'll be convinced of C, maybe. You're a stupid, stupid man. Have you think that Charlie Sheen,

you are absolutely tarnishing anybody that's in the A list if he walks in there. What a stupid thing to say that he is an A list of Charlie Sheen. Him and Oprah Winfrey could walk arm and arm into the A list. Yeah, exactly. Right, you can text in now, 3343. Charlie Sheen, somebody's very angry. agreeing with Clint there Dan, Charlie is a

F and A-lister, what you're smoking? Nathan, you can get in the bin. And Lamar Odom, where is he sitting? He's a D. Oh my God, I'm popping up a lung for how much you laugh. Once a week we argue on behalf of celebrities as to where they should sit, A-lister, B-lister or are they a C-lister? Okay, the first name that went out today was Oprah Winfrey.

She's on the A. Everybody's agreeing on the text machine. Nobody has texted any different. Where the debate's coming in... Oh, man. is Charlie Bloody Sheen who Clint has put on the A list Now he is absolutely, in my opinion

A B-lister and he's lucky to be there Meg, is this A-list behaviour? When two and a half men was on Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on television in the world Yeah, television, not movies. B automatically. Automatically is a B-lister

I have been surprised how many people were saying Charlie Sheen's an A that's blowing my socks off. to Jade. I want to Andrea the edge and get some different opinions in the room. Jade.

Oprah. A list of for sure. Okay, so far you're saying. I don't know where you've heard of her. Charlie Sheen. B. B. Lamar Odom.

Yep. C. Okay. And he's lucky to be there. I think that Lamar needs to be a D. A D. This is the first time. He's our first D list.

Neve. Neve, morning. Morning. Good morning, Neve. Okay, let's go. Charlie. B. B. Lamar?

Lamar is definitely D. D. I wouldn't even recognize him if he walked past me. Oh, you don't think you'd know his face. You know, he was married to a Kardashian. I think married to a Kardashian takes you up at least one level. So if you think he's a D, you marry a Kardashian, you go to a C. Yeah, but it was years ago. Like, maybe he would have maybe scraped the C list back then.

But he's been forgotten about since then. He's trying to do some Netflix special. Yeah, that's what I mean. So he's on Netflix. The biggest streaming platform in the world, and he's got a docker. No. Can't be a D-Lister if you've got a docker on Netflix.

Okay, so thank you. You agree, though, that Charlie is a B. Let's go to Janelle. Janelle, let's go. Charlie Sheen, A, B or C list. He's an A. He's got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Oh, so does literally every other person that's done a movie in Hollywood. No, no way. True, Janelle. Come on, now, seriously, do you actually think that Charlie Sheen is in the same league as Beyoncee Brad Pitt? Yes, he's iconic.

Yeah. He's heard a movie. He's been on the wrong side of the bed, darling. I'm sorry, and I don't want to get an argument with you because I love you. But you're sounding crazy this morning, Janelle. I've had a coffee. Charlie's being an A all day. Here's the deal.

You go and have your coffee and finish it and call back. You all think you're an idiot now. Okay, let's see what else. We've got clear saying, go down, don't back down. Laura is saying Charlie B is, Charlie B, definitely Lamar D. Lamar is an F.D has been nice. Right. Well, I've gone through all the texts.

Any final words, boys? Are you happy? All I want to say is, B-lister. Right. Charlie Sheen. D-Lister for Lamar Odom. Okay. And it's coming, they're all coming through now.

He was also married to Denise Richards. It was a bond girl. That seems like A-listed behavior. Denise is a B as well. Right. And she's lucky to be there. Would you like the final vote, boys? We got offered to Denise Richards interview recently and we turned it down.

Because she's not an A-lister. Oh God, so many. All of a sudden, a come on eating in for Charlie is an A. It's got to be an A. Charlie and A. Be careful here because there's a lot of checks for B. I'm going through them. Okay, I do have one definite.

Lamar's on the D list. He's in the room. We've created a new list for the bride. We need to put a table in some sort of drink out there, well. Somebody please set up some mints, fisherman friends or something. I thought you meant some beef mints. I don't know if you liked it. I don't know if you liked it.

And Charlie Sheen is a bee. Yes, come on. For once we get a good result, he's not an A-lister. Yeah, sorry, Charlie. The last person on the A-list, he would have been sitting next to Oprah and Michelle Obama. They would have watched two and a half men. They would have really enjoyed that. I don't think they would have.

All right, we got a thousand-dollar prezy card. Hopefully with your mum's name on it for Mother's Day, we could be surprising her next if you've registered. I think even the B-listers are surprises that. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. All right, beginning of mum on this morning. The mum's Steph, producer, Carl? No.

Oh, yes? Oh, Steph is the mum. Okay. Well, Steph, then, you probably don't know too much about what's going on at the moment, and we will tell you, but first, you've been registered for a Mother's Day promo. No, Steph's the daughter. Oh, okay. Yes.

Oh, so we haven't got the mum on. No. Steph is the daughter. That's why I was getting confused. Okay, Steph, we're calling. calling your mum now, but she doesn't have too much of an idea, or have you told her what you've done? Oh, hi, yeah, yeah, I taught her a little bit, but not really. Okay.

Oh, so she wouldn't have heard the lovely things you've said about her necessarily. No. Okay, well, this is good. What's your mum's name, Steph? Carly, Carly, and mother-in-law. Mother-in-law? But pretty much mum. Okay, okay.

Oh, another mother-in-law. Okay, you stayed there, Steph, and this is, hi, Carly. Hey. Hi, Carly. You might be a little confused because. you've just gone on the phone, don't really know what's going on. Who is Stephanie to you? My daughter-in-law.

Your daughter-in-law is Stephanie. Is she your only daughter-in-law? Yes, she is actually. And she's definitely the favourite after this, I imagine. She has nominated you for a Mother's Day Prize here on the Edge, and she had to write a letter, which I'm about to read to you now, Carly. Okay. Have you got some tissues ready?

Here we go. Well, don't start. Carly, thank you for everything you do for our family, often without ever asking for anything in return. You have always been there for us with love and strength and support, and it never goes unnoticed. Watching the way you raised your children, and now the way you show up so wholeheartedly for your grandchildren, is something truly special. You are so present, so patient, and so full of love, and it means more than words can say. No matter what life brings, you carry yourself with such strength and grace, always putting others first.

This Mother's Day, you deserve to be the one who is celebrated and put first, because of your life brings. of everything you so selfishly give to all of us. Isn't it so nice? I was so strictly to get through it. And it's so lovely. And Steph, what an amazing thing to say about your mother-in-law as well. Obviously, you have kids of your own, you have babies of your own, and you've seen Carly love them.

Yeah, it's amazing. I'm just so grateful. What a beautiful words. Beautiful relationship. Okay. Well, Carly, you've won yourself. a $1,000 prezy card, and we're also going to spin the wheel of the GIF station gifts, and we're going to find out what else you get, Dan, would you like the onus this morning?

Oh, wow. So, yeah, the $1,000 prezy card, that's all yours, and this is another thing. This is on top of that. Yeah, because we suspect, Carly, you might spend that presy card on others. Probably. Yeah, exactly. So let's give you something else that has to be used on you. Okay, so we've spun the wheel.

There's a whole load of different prizes on here. and it's landed on Airbnb You've just won an extra $500 voucher to go and spend on some accommodations somewhere that's on your Airbnb? Oh wow

Thank you Thank you to see Anything to say In return, Carly, to Steph? Thank you and thank you for being an amazing mother to my grandchildren my beautiful grandchildren

and thank you for nominating me actually means a lot. Wow. I'm always thinking about you because you're amazing. Oh, bless. That is such an awesome thing. That's so lovely.

You guys hold there. We'll grab your details, especially yours, Carly, and get that $1,000 present out to you. It is something really special when you've got an amazing mother-in-law. Yeah.

I can relate to as well. So we've had two mother-in-law nominations. Yeah, wow. I didn't know that was a mother-in-law. I didn't want to ask about Steph's actual mum situation or whatever, whether she's present. But if Steph's mum's listening, I mean, you'd be super proud of your daughter,

but you'd also be like, Like, hey, I'm over here. What about me? Yeah. I birthed you. Maybe she's ranch. Yeah, yeah. Hey, say thank you this Mother's Day with the gift that lets her choose Precii card.

And if you haven't registered your mum, we'll be doing this every day for the rest of this week. You can just text Mum to 3343. Mums are the best, though, aren't they? It's the best job in the world. Yeah, it is. It's so incredible, especially seeing when your mother-in-law and moms love your children. And how good is it a thousand-dollar-a-dollar-a-a-a-a-old-old-old-old-a-old-old. I'm sorry, but that is the best gift ever.

Someone, I don't know, maybe I'll ever read your name, just said, Can't relate, my mother and nor is a nightmare. Yeah, they're not for everyone. Okay, what is the greatest insult I've ever heard a kid say to my friend Dan? Oh, you can't go anywhere if you're going to stay. You have to hear what this child said to Dan. We nearly, like, we nearly died me and Clint when we heard this. He had, crippled us when we heard it.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint, Megan, Dan, we hung out over the weekend, and I can't believe we've got to talk about this on Monday. And Meg and I were talking about it after the show. And I was like, we have to bring it up. I think it's something that you could have just glazed over and we could have just had a laugh behind the scenes.

Every time I think of it happening, it like gets me again and again and again. I was laughing all day yesterday, just some like weaving it throughout my morning. It was wonderful. And Dan, do not act like the wounded little bird here because if this happened to me, you would be putting up on... Realize I was giving little bird energy. boards. He would be putting, if there's something like this happened to me, you would be feasting

out on it for years, so we're not going to let it go. I just wish when I had told me, because the kids were playing, like, football, they're kicking a football around, and then they said, can we do, like, kids versus adults? So it was you two together, wasn't it? Me and Dan, yeah. Which I don't know

to be honest, I don't know why I agree to this, because I hate other people's kids anyway. Maybe, you're doing a nice thing. And be, I'm not good at sports. So it was very much out of my comfort zone. His kid wasn't even there, so Dan didn't need to be doing the dad thing. And Dan's, I think he's going out of his way to deliberately play bad so that the kids can score past.

I'm glad I didn't bring my son because these kids were nasty little pieces of work. Oh, I thought they were lovely actually. At one point, my daughter was quite a bit younger than a couple of the boys, and they got another ball for her so she could play and they kicked it with her. And I thought that was really amazing. She was eager them on, your daughter, if anything. She was one of the mastermind behind this. Don't you say a word about bad word about that angel.

So anyway, I think Dan's deliberately playing bad to give the kids a bit of an edge. And we're losing. And so they're getting more and more excited and heated. Then one of the stronger players, who I know is nine. I was old enough to know better then. One of the other kids has got the ball. And Dan's going to tackle him. And he shouts out, kick it in his vagina.

Now, at what point I sort of went, Mother. What's his little nine-year-old? I have to leave the field because I can't keep playing. Click collapses. Yeah.

And then they scored, which pissed me off. Missed my vagina. Guess what they just burned dad? And then I fell open from laughing. Yeah. Which is like a domino effect. I told Guy he couldn't breathe. I'm standing there.

Dad's still there trying not to let it him. I sort of just got, I was sort of miffed. You know that? The word mift. I was sort of like, what's going on here? Because I think they can... What he's done there is he swished the net. I think that's what they say, eh, with a...

He's gone right for the jugular, or in this case, the vagina. And the thing is, he didn't know you. So, like, he didn't know you well enough to know that that would be a funny gag. But my goodness... In fact, this is the thing. I'd never meet that little shit in my life. And I tell you what, if that was my house, he'd be straight out the front door. And I'd with his stupid parents.

How was his parents? I just ran around telling anyone... I didn't care if they were in the middle of a conversation. I was like, guess what? The little dude just burned Dan with. Kick it in. And that's the thing. This is the sort of parenting that you're dealing with.

Parents that are laughing because their kid bullied a sad little man. You're saying. Your words. Good for you, Dad. You carried on playing and stuff. He took it on the chin and just... So I went home soon after that with my vagina between my legs. I wait under the edge.

If you've ever been roasted by a kid or overheard your mate get roasted by a kid. I'll continue with this, are we? I will never forget to burn on Dan. Oh, God, it was good. So we'll hear about this for years to come. What have you got? Can you rival it? Oh, it under the edge.

Kids say the darndest things, don't they? We want to know, when did you get roasted by a kid? Or over here, an adult being roasted by a kid after Dan was, I mean, looking after kids at a party. Just doing a lovely thing, trying to play with other people's kids, keep them entertained. Adults versus kids, the only two adults with me and Dan, and one of the kids shouted out to one of the other boys who had the ball kicking in. his vagina. Oh, it cripple me and I had to leave the field. We want to know when has

a child either purposely or not. Maybe they didn't even know what they were doing. Insulted you. Kids aren't that smart, are they? It's usually a mistake. Usually I don't think they're meaning to be malicious. Depending on their age, I guess. If they're like between 9 and 12,

they know what they're doing. But if we're talking toddlers, then surely. Okay. Alyssa. Let's go to Alyssa. Your son was the one that roasted you. Yeah, my five-year-old son. son.

Oh, so this would be one of those ones you'd take. It was just, they didn't mean it to be mean. It was just what they said, right? Yeah, pretty. So what did he say? Well, for reference, I have had four kids in six years, and he walks up to me and he goes, Mommy, why do you have such a big fat tummy? And I said, because of you kids.

And she goes, no, I think you're just fat, mum. Oh, right. You're like, no, little man. Actually, I birthed you. I'd get down to his sister's. I'll get down to his there and go, listen here, you little, little, twop. What do you know, you're a little, what do you know? Have you given birth before?

No, have you had four kids grow in your stomach? It's probably not as bad as Ellie, who saw it to 12-year-old kids shaking and destroying a bus stop. So she pulled over and was like, oh, don't do that. Otherwise the bus won't know where to stop. They turned and looked at him and said, if off, your fat B. She replied, I'd rather be fat than dumb idiot. It's like you turn and drove off. Got it.

Gosh, it's funny how they ask they the number one insult, eh. It's like such a low-hanging fruit. Who cares anyway. Let's go to Matt. Hey, Matt. Morning, guys. Morning, Matt. Did you get roasted by a kid?

I got roasted by my daughter who you've met, so. Oh, yes, I remember her. Piece of work. Yeah. What was that? What was going on? We just cry, right? So she's beautiful and she's got yellow blonde eyebrows, which you can barely see sometimes.

So I said, you know, this is how we deal with bullies. All right? So I said, hey, look, you've got. my eyebrows and she goes she hesitates she goes well looks at me well you you you're a fat diabetic pig oh oh you've got a bit she's i mean good girl because we're teaching you to stick up fiesta but like we've got a little she could just gone diabetic pick but she did they put a fat bit in that oh yeah she was just trying to explain why she doesn't have eyebrows are you like you're proud in that moment or not it's hard to know what to say the same thing is that she stood there and thought about

it. She was like, what do I say? Claudia said, I had raised mole on my head. My friend, best friend's daughter who was five, after my brain was falling out. Oh my God, how big was it? She said, I got it removed real quick. Oh, you would, wouldn't you? I'd go straight down to the skin specialist.

Her brain falling out. My son just points to moles and goes, mole. Mollie, moly, molly. Basically, he's like Austin. And one of our face from back in the day was a listener of our show who was show with her daughter. And this is what her daughter said.

She was just looking up at me. And then she goes, Mom, when I grow up, I'm going to have a big, fat, hairy fanny, just like you, and I'm like, oh, my God. All those, just talk about one of the words, two of the words, but all the words. Is that an aspirational thing for women to have? It was a big one. Well, you know, I don't see why you need to have any other aspirations for any other kind of vagina.

Good on her. I had a similar situation sharing with my son. He just pointed at mine and said, Oh, Daddy. Clint Megadan. Lesh goal! I'm a couple of Eps behind at the moment. Celebrity Treasure Island and our very own Harrison from the Edge

is representing us, so we hope he's doing very, very well. We've had two eliminated so far, and we have the latest. Evicti joining us on the show supposedly going to bar through that door any second They were just pulling into the visitor's car park Okay So we're like, please not Harrison

Well I've been watching it pretty religiously But last night I was unable to watch the episode And I don't want to spoil it really Because I haven't seen it, I don't want to watch it tonight I know but then we interview the people So I'm just going to have to keep up better Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays Producer Carl any

ETA on our I think he's still making his way back from the island on the boat. Hang on let me go check reception. Okay, hopefully the challenge wasn't to be prompt. Oh. Okay. Meg looks like she knows. I do know.

I have been in, of course I know. I mean, I really hope it isn't Harrison because we've been putting the station's hopes behind him. He's our man in there. I did say to him as well, because I went and saw the first episode of previewed screening, and I said they showed you a lot in the beginning. I was if they show you all on the beginnings because they know your exit is going to be swift. Harrison, I hope it was wrong.

Wow. Now we know why you have a vendetta against Ben. Don't say his name, me. Come on, it's too soon. Triggering. Yeah, it's sad. So you were eliminated from last night's episode of Celebrity Treasure Island.

Yeah. You were up against Ben Barrington. Yep. Endurance challenge. The doctor from Shorten Street. Ex doctor. He already took out the first contestant. in a battle on Celebrity Treasure Island

so he's been put up for elimination twice. My best friend. Wow. So talk us through it. It was a sort of challenge where, correct me if I'm wrong, you were... Physical and mental, the same thing. You did it incredibly...

How long did you last in the end, balancing on tiny little pegs and holding big weights? I was 57 minutes all up. Holy! That's incredible. Harrison, you must be proud of that. I'm stoked, yeah.

Let's be honest, Ben Barrington looks like he lifts some tin. Oh, yeah. You know, so would you consider yourself a tin lifter? I was like, I got so nervous about Treasure Island that I ended up stopped going to the gym and ate lots of crap food. Like I reversed. I don't know, just freaked me out. So did you fall off the platform or did you have to eventually sit down from exhaustion and pain?

I had to give up. I was just, my left arm was numb. I couldn't feel it. And I was like, nah, and it was, they cut it out, but I reckon I tried to give up really three times. My team kept pushing me. I'm like, hang in there, man. Because they called you the glue. They called you the glue of the team.

That's why they put you up. Do you think if they'd put anyone else forward, you actually would have been successful in that challenge? Because an hour is a bloody long stint. I don't know. It totally depends. I think the rest of the team could have gone maybe as long as I could. Yeah, when you're up there and you don't want to go home,

you'll do whatever you can. And, like, truly, I can't emphasize enough. That team's supporting me. If they shut up and didn't say anything, I'd be off after team. It's amazing what you can push through with your mind, isn't it? When you think your body is done and you keep pushing through. So once the show, then like take you away, what's the first thing

they let you eat? Because you guys are always starving. Yeah, what happens after? So you're eliminated, then what happens? You walk out of the arena into a car and the counsellor takes you to a place where you're staying and there's a pub across the road and she goes, just get whatever you want. And what did you get?

Oh, chicken snitzel, chips. A block of chocolate from the four square. I think I had six Kingfisher Strong. It was the best meal of my life. I loved it. So great. Hey, you also did win one of the very first challenges, so you won five grand for your charity.

And it was a cool charity. I mean, you talked about it on the show. But for those that missed that episode, do you want to give it a shout out now because that was kind of the reason you went? Yeah, Hannah, shout out to Spark That Chat. It's a charity founded by Jack Jensen, a guy from Hawks Bay. It's all about men's mental health.

And sparking that chat and having that conversation with your brothers and sisters before they do something that, yeah, they'll regret. Yeah, something permanent. Yeah, yeah. I was proud to take 5K for them. That was stoked with that. And also, like, you've talked about them a lot, you know, which gives them that as well.

So who you're rooting for now then? You're out of the game. If it wasn't you, who do you want to win? Bestie Vinny's still in there. He's got a lot of fire in it right now. I'm nervous to see how that plays out. But, yeah, and probably Georgia Lines. I love Georgia Lines.

She hasn't got a lot of screen time yet, but she's a real lovely girl, and I think she'll go real far. Yeah. Okay, great. And you've got a podcast as well. People do want to catch up and dig a little deeper with the CTII?

Yes, the Ash London Show, Celebrity Treasure Island's special hosted by me. So every day after someone gets eliminated the night before there's an exclusive chat with them. Oh, a little bit of you. So you get all the behind the scenes, juice, the tea. Yeah, it's pretty shit that it's me for the secret episode. Hey, you just got out doing yourself.

No, it had to get someone to come in to view me. It sucks. Oh, Ash can do it. Ash can do it. Yeah. All right, Harrison. Well, we love seeing you on the screens, bro. You keep kicking goals and we're really proud of you

to be representing us. So thanks, man. Yeah, you're the man. Thank you. Yeah, epic. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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