The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW let it rip Deb!

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off St. Patrick’s Day with Irish throwbacks and chat, then dive into teeth-whitening mishaps, first calls, and a game comparing Oscar nominations. They follow up on Katrina finally ending a long-distance relationship, attempt EZ Money for $10k, and discuss Ed Sheeran’s unusual will plans. Comedian Ursula Carlson joins to plug her “Fatty on a Yacht” tour, while Nicola Willis explains rising fuel prices and the government’s fuel-stock plan. Producer Neps hits a Ponsonby Z to run a “stop on exactly $10” pump challenge, and the team debates celebrity A/B/C-listers—plus Dan’s car-noise “talent” that gives everyone the ick. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:52 Irish Throwback Song Battle04:53 Teeth Whitening Kindness08:26 First Call Truck Driver12:18 Oscars Nominations Game16:29 Parenting Swear Rules20:54 Katrina Breakup Update25:24 EZ Money Quiz Attempt27:42 Ed Sheeran Will Pranks36:37 Ursula Carlson40:53 Oscars Records Recap44:52 Dan’s Unsexy Talent Tease53:18 EZ Money 10K Game55:20 Nicola Willis59:27 Get Pumped Fuel Challenge01:02:24 St Patrick’s Day AI Songs01:08:02 A List Celebrity Revote

This is a podcast from Rover. The breakfast show that will have you on the edge of your seats. They're back. This is Clint Meag and Dan. It's the edge breakie. 94-2. Good morning. One past six.

Thank you. Newcastle missing $3.2 million worth of players. Yeah, I know. That's like when Meg's away on the show. Yeah. Right, right. When you say it as a joke, it does feel like... A joke.

Well, no, when I said about Clems, it's actually real. I know. I think it's actually 3.7, is Hillary. Yeah, I think it is a little love. We got to pay rise last year, didn't he? It's like Aussie money. We hear the rumours. Don't worry.

New Zealand's nothing like Australia, unfortunately. No, no, no, no. Speaking of Glenn, the news guy, just very quickly, I see him in the kitchen every morning. He has lots of, like, vitamins and healthy foods. You think that's what we need to do to be more, like, newsworthy and have a bit more credibility. I think you need vitamins just for your house, Dad.

Right. Doesn't help you have a news voice. I'll play a song then click. Oh, haven't it. Patrick's Day to all of our Irish listeners. Oh yeah, I know we've at least got a couple in actual Ireland. We've got two Liams. Yeah, the two Liams.

The two Liams. I messaged Liam to see if he'd jump on the show this morning. And I think very un-Irish of him. I think he's in Spain. He ran like a half marathon a couple days ago. I'm going to be sure. What is an Irishman do in Spain on St. Patty's Day? That's interesting.

He's still smash Guinness. Well, yeah, he doesn't drink, though, right? Oh, yeah, he doesn't. He's like the only Irishman actually that doesn't drink. Is he even Irish? That's the question. You have a 0% Guinness. It's not even, say, Paddy's Day till tomorrow in New Zealand time anyway and in Spain.

True. Can you get a 0% Guinness? Yeah, they're actually really impressive. Yeah. Really? Yeah, my husband has them. You can still split the G on them, so they're fine. Yeah.

You feel cool saying that? Yes. You'd feel cool if you could actually do it. You've ever been able to know it, Clinton? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. He keeps throwing more songs. I'm like, mate, just chill, man.

There's only so many songs we can play. It's us versus the playlist, 6am throwback. Great tune, normally. Truth? Tough to be. On an all day. It's St. Patrick's Day today. And I've been sending Clint for so many Irish fans and singers.

There's so many. Obviously, Ed Sharon isn't Irish, but he does a ball way girl, doesn't it? He does, indeed, yes. He's in the news at the moment, too, so topical. I like that. I take your Ed Sharon, though, me. And I raise you right. Ronan Keating.

Life is a roll of them. No. Right. So crap. You can't take the piss out of me for making a relish and losing and saying I belong in the breeze and then you want to play Ronan Keating. Right. You want a banger, do you?

Yeah, I want a banger. I feel like it's the only boy band I'm not into. It's boy zone. It's just, I don't know. This didn't really hurt. Westlife? Yeah, West life. West life.

When you're looking like that. Oh, yeah. You were quite good. Okay, give me a bang. Actually, I didn't try and find her. Come on, yes. You know who else is from Ireland? Come on.

Enya. Right She's also for my own One of the greatest singers I do like this one Reminds me Catholic Kim What else is

What's like to be Hello God What else is you all What? The cranberries With zombie Obviously

Yeah Yeah Yeah A bewitched me What else you got there God I can see you through So many Clint Hose is from me

The script Dan was liking this one And there's also This one this one. But I'm saving what I feel is my ace up to sleep. Okay.

Unless you can come up something better, the scriptur are Irish, have paint the town green. There's 6am, ties in with St. Patrick's Day. I mean, there's no end, yeah. But I mean, if you're going to... Classic cling to do a seaside sort of song anyway.

Yeah. Absolutely. He's only two sides, Meg. How about you find the seaside? You've clearly never seen a cassette tape. Meg, how do we put this triangle cassette tape into it? Far too young. It's a slosh.

Three sides of a set. All right. Ville's the most fitting. St. Patrick's a page for town green. The Irish band, the script. The old seaside. He's never been to the seaside. I'm never going to get this triangle cassette out of here now.

and Dan podcast. It's the script. Painted Town Green. Happy St. Patrick's Day. It is your 6 a.m. themed throwback this morning. One of their seasides. You know, you know. Clinton went and got his teeth whitened me the other day.

Yeah, the whitening coat. Because he said, I'm sure you've said in the past you've got unwightenedable teeth. Yeah, well, what happened is I haven't done it in like years and years and years because I ended up chipping my front tooth. So they capped it. And then if you've ever had a tooth capped and you bleach your teeth effectively, It won't change colour the cap. So you've got to keep replacing the cap. Yeah.

So I went to the... I was like, I want that for me. So I went to the tooth-whitening place yesterday, the same place that Clint went. And I was looking at the different things you could get. I'm just going to get some strips. I'm not going to do the professional one that Clint did. There was a lady in front of me in the queue.

He was also buying some strips, a couple of packs of strips. And her card declined. And I had George with me, and I wanted to be like a stand-up citizen. and so I went up and I said, oh, I'll get these because I'm getting some as well and I'll get yours.

Oh, that's nice if you know what she are? That's very generous. She was an older lady. And she looked actually quite wealthy, so I sort of don't know what was going on. I think maybe her card was expired or something. How much were the strips? That's very generous.

They were like 40, I think she was paying $49 or something. You went to give a stranger 50 bucks. What's gotten into you? Well, it was sort of, it was, I didn't feel pressured to do it, but it was one of those situations. You know where you're sort of, you're there, the lady at the counter's kind of like, well, I can't give this to you.

And she's sort of like, oh no, I don't know. And so I sort of was like, oh, I'll just pay for it. I don't want to tell you what you can, what you shouldn't spend your money on. But I thought like paying for someone's groceries or maybe fuel. White and stuff. That's the thing they're going out of the woodwork for teaching.

A weird thing to be generous. I'm so confused, Dad. And you are you feeling well? It is so unlike you. No, I do it quite often. And the problem is I went to pay. and my card declined again.

The only other time I've done it is when I was at a supermarket and I went in and went to pay and my card declined. I've done it for work as well previously where we had some sort of thing where I was going to pay for someone's groceries at work and the card declined. I had to pay for it on my car.

And so this time I paid and for whatever reason, I think I just didn't have enough in the account so I've just won't. Obviously. It's generally why it declined. So then I had to go to the car to get my, like the credit card,

the joint credit card, and pay for it. Did you pay for hers again? No, no, if yours the client's, then she goes back and goes, I'll go get my credit card for the car. I was like, don't worry, I'm going out to the car. Why do you pay for mine? Why did you double down to pay for who?

So she just waited for her. True. And then she offered to transfer me the money. She was lovely, but I said no. And so when are you guys hanging out next? She must be hot. She's like 80. Yeah, but that doesn't shock you. You like, she's 80. She is 80.

Yeah. That doesn't make us I just felt bad. I felt bad for the old lady. You know, like, maybe if she was a young hot woman, I probably wouldn't have paid for it, because I would have been like... It's a very hard place to pick up, I reckon, at a teeth whitening place, because they put these things in your mouth that, like, retract your gones and show

your teeth are. And I imagine it's very difficult to even have a conversation, alone, appear somewhat sexy. But I feel like they'd see some mingin teeth. You know, like, people that are going in there with, like, yellow teeth, yours would have been pretty and fine, so she would have been like, oh God, Clint. Dainte. He's already

got white teeth. And then, with Dan, it would have been, like, there's that guy that had on that 80-year-old. You're weird. Pay for a two-point. I don't do it again. No way. No way. You could you have taken the teeth out? Was that something that you were?

Yeah, I was like, look at those babies. All right, first call of the day next. O-8-Ure the Edge, if you want a voucher to go spend his store at Z. Free fuel. Clint Megad. Lesh-go! First call of the day. First call of the day.

Sorry, working on other things. behind the scenes for later on in the show. We should just be focusing on what we're doing right now with Todd. Hey, Todd. Good morning. Morning, brother. Hey, guys. How's going? Good morning.

Now, Todd, you're a truck driver and Taranaki, a stock truck driver. What's the plan for today? Well, first day on the job, so go and just do some pickups and drop-offs and, yeah. Wow, first time. You're first day on the job when you're calling a radio station. That's a bold move. You've got lots of firsts? Oh, I.

Not off. Todd, is this your first time doing this job or is it your first time doing this job for a certain company? You know, like you've done this job forever, so you're not nervous. It's just a different company. Or is this your first time doing whatever you're going to do today? First time today. Wow. I've never done this before.

Wow. That's exciting. How old are you, Todd? 33. I think that's really cool to be 33 and doing something for the first time. What were you doing before today? Yeah, so I've been contracting for the last few years. Agricultural contracting, doing silage and all that.

Yeah. A bit of a change and, yeah. I went to Australia last year and drove some big trucks, and I thought that's pretty cool. So I came back and got my licences. What's the best thing about being a big truck driver? I'd imagine you have to be good at being alone, having some alone time in the cab.

You'd be great at it, Dan? Yes. Yep Yeah Just being aware of your surroundings And your blind spots and all that Yeah You must miss your fiancé though

Libby Yeah She'll be listening to this soon Morning Libby Morning Libby You can call us tomorrow Libby Todd can also fly a plane And him and Libby

Have been engaged for a couple of years Now when's the wedding Have you got a date haven't got that far yet you've been busy flying learning to fly planes and starting your jobs you've got a bit going on Todd oh yeah a little bit

yeah any interest in flying planes for a living one day or is it more just hobby I'd love to yeah it'd be my dream job to go top dressing but yeah it's gonna cost about

probably 60 grand to get there yeah it's expensive isn't I got a friend that was training to be a commercial airline pilot and he gave up for a while because it was just so expensive. Like in the hundreds of... To get your hours up. Yeah, you have to get your hours up and then you obviously have to train on different aircraft to get a rating on his aircraft.

It's so expensive. Yeah. And you still almost end up crippling yourself financially to get to the point where you can earn money to pay back the debt. You know, it's crazy. Yeah. Just for a little four-s-seater, I think it's close to 400 and now. Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, well, good on you. Todd. You're a man of many talents. Best first day. Yeah. All right, Todd, you hold there. We'll get a voucher out to you. You can go spend and store it at Z.

Spend it on whatever you like. You haven't sorted yourself out with lunch. You're stuck in to their delicious salads for only $8.90. I'm just, oh my God, I'm so stupid. I've been waiting for us to play Morales because I've prepped one that's tropical this morning. We don't even have it in the bloody sheet today, do we? What an idiot. Oh, we can do it next if you want.

Yeah. Do you want to do it? We're going to kiss up with our Irish listener Liam. We don't have to. Oh, stuff Liam. I already texted him and he didn't get back to me. So you missed a chance, Liam. He'll probably be listening to this like a day to late on the podcast.

Stuff you, Liam. Yeah. Clint Meg and Dan. Lesh goal. All right, more or less. More or less, there was the Oscars yesterday. I'm doing to break down after seven, but I thought we could play a game of who has had more Oscar nominations,

not wins. See, I'll be good with wins, but I don't know about noms. Nomination. We just have to guess the first option is more or less than the second. All right, let's start off with Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp, who has had more nominations. God, that's tricky. Straight away, I'm thinking it'd have to be probably Leo,

because maybe he went so long. He didn't get NOSCO until The Revenant. Yeah, I think they're both, they'd both be very similar. They both had a lot. Yeah, let's go with Leo. Leo's have more nominations. Correct, boys. He said six nominations and Johnny's had three.

Yeah, Johnny always plays, like, real character, like one sort of out there, So it doesn't surprise me, isn't it? Willie Wonka, Jack Sparrow, that sort of stuff. Let's go to the big boys. Brad Pitt or George Clooney, who's had more nominations? Oh, Brad. I think about their work.

Yeah, I think Brad. But not by far. Yeah, let's... Okay, Brad Pitt more. Correct, boys, but only by one. Brad Pitt's have five nominations. Clooney's had four. All right. Kate Winslet or Merrill Streep?

Nominations, definitely Merrill Streep has had more. I love how he said. definitely in one of the most least confident boys have ever heard. I think Kate Winston has had a few, but I'd say that Meryl Streep has had more nominations. More Noms with probably more wins. More nominations, the most of all time.

21. Yeah, she's... 21 nominations and only one two, but the most of all time. Yeah, she's incredible Meryl Streep. Okay, if we get a perfect score, we're giving away a double password, musty movie. We just need two more. Two more, boys. Here we go.

Jack Nicholson or Denzel Washington. Oh, that's good. That's got to be Denzel. Jack Nicholson's done like, what, two good films that he could have been nominated for? Jack Nicholson, he's won Oscars. He's run at least two. Densel's one of the greatest of all time. I'm going to say, I would say, Jack Nicholson's had more nominations.

Okay, and I would say, get it less. I'm going to go, Denzel. Okay, can we do this? Whoever's right gets to answer the last question, the person that's out there out of it. the game. Okay, so Dan St. Jack and you're saying Denzel. I'm saying Denzel. Well, Dan would be right. Jack has had 12

he is one of the highest earning nominations actors in his street. Yeah, he's one of the great times. But is out 10? Do you know, Chezzell in more wins? I didn't know Cheek-Nickland, but thank you for asking me. I think, so I think... It's not the game. Don't quote me on this because I haven't checked, but I think Jack Nicholson won for One Flew Over the Cook Who's Nest, best

actor, and also something's got to give, I believe. Okay, so Dan, if Dan gets this right, we'll give away a double pass-well. I went under the edge. If it's it wrong, she's off the table. This is my favourite subject, bar Formula One. Okay, who has had more Oscar nominations? She's smiling, this is going to be a trick question.

It's a tough one, I think. 50-50. Emma Thompson. Yeah. Or Emma Stone. That's easy. That's an easy one. You can't have any input, Clint.

Now, Emma Thompson obviously been around for many, many years. But Emma Stone recently has had a lot of nominations. Yes. Correct in that day. Look, I don't know, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Emma Stone has had more nominations than Emma Thompson. He's gone and done it. Last couple of maybe three to five years, she's had almost four or five. She has beaten Murrill Street for being the youngest actress to have seven nominations.

She's 37 years old. Emma Thompson has had five. All right, well, speaking of movies, they will kill you. Who will be the offering tonight? It's in cinema's next Thursday and going for free. It looks like Renee. Yay, Renee. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. So welcome. Hopefully you like horror action comedies. Oh, I do. Love it. Great. Movie for you then. They will kill you. Get amongst it next week. The well-known genre of horror action comedy.

The hymen. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky Boo. My wife has brought a new parenting rule. Obviously, I was not aware of it. So when I saw my daughter exercising her new right, I was like, whoa, when did that change? Right.

My daughter is, I'd say musically, a big fan of Taylor Swift, Zara Larson. The taste, good taste. And then weirdly she still gets down to a little bit of old school Lizzo. Yeah, and Lizzo likes to swear in her music, which my kids always self-censor. But I've noticed recently there is a certain word that my daughter is now able to say. And so I quickly stopped the music

and I flipped my phone to record and going, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on there? So I can say the B word, only the B word in song. But I have to be singing them with the soundtrack on. Like the soundtrack has to be on. I can't just sing. Acapella.

Yeah, and I have to be with family. I can't sing at other people's house. All right. And is it just the B word? Yeah, just that. What about the S word? No. I'm trying to be the cool period.

a day? Hmm. Hi, it is interesting because I've kind of had that conversation with my daughter who's much younger than yours about like, if you're at home with family, we can do something. Yeah, right. It's just not in public.

We do that at home, okay? Just in front of ourselves. It's interesting. Your wife has grown so much, not saying it's better or worse, but we used to not be able to swear at your house as adults. Really? Because the kids are always listening.

Oh, yeah. My son said the F word the other day, and I laughed. How old's he? Just heard two. What of his top ten? What of his first ten words? That's cute. I will stand by, though.

There's nothing cuter than a little kid swearing. I just swear. And I'm talking like really little, like a younger than three almost. Yeah, but the problem is when you laugh, they get a reaction. So then they go, why is that funny? And then you won't be able to stop your little potty mouth. Yeah, I turned around and was cracking up. And Hannah had the most angry look on her face, my wife.

She does not like it. No. So I was like, that's okay, I suppose. It's like, so she's singing the bee word along with the song. And she goes, she looks at me and I smiled at her when she carried on doing it. She goes, it's the best dad. So it's like she gets to be a little bit naughty, but she kind of still knows maybe where the line is. The reasons swear words exist, I feel like because they do just feel more satisfying to say.

And it sometimes is an emotional release. Which everybody needs sometimes. I love Clinton's set of parenting. You bunged your recorder on, recorded something. for your radio show. That shows the man you are. It really does. Well, that's new because they always censor,

even the B word, which, whatever, fine. But yeah, my wife's just a little into that. So does that mean I get to now make a parenting rule without consulting her? Correct. I would say that's what they mean. Which one do you reckon I go with? F word.

No, I don't know. Still the realm of swearing, do you think? Or do you think I venture out and change the bedtime? Like, something drastic. Let them stay out till one in the morning. Only on a Friday though. On a Friday? Because they don't have school the next day.

Yeah, of course. You're still got to be a little responsible. How old are they now? 10 and 9 and 10. Yeah, you let them stay at home by themselves, that sort of stuff. I think that's fine. Clint, you remember you're asking us before? We don't know. You're leading us.

I did Google it because I thought they legally had to be 13 to be left alone. There's no actual law. It's just frowned upon to leave them for what is an extended period of time. It doesn't say how much that extended period of time is. So your extended period of time, Mick, will no doubt be different to what I think is an extended period of time. Right. So let's say at the count of three, what an extended period of time for a 10-year-old to be left a home is. Three, two, one.

Three hours. Dan? 24 a day. Oh, yeah. That's fine. Okay. Let them drink alcohol is probably another one. Ty?

Weird that you bring that out. Tire was literally, he was like, Dad, can you pray for me? And I was like, course I can, buddy. So I'm doing my prayers. And we were talking about different things. And then he started bringing up. I was talking about all the things with the food that he's had that nourishes his body, and then he was talking about drinking beer.

And I was like, what? That's another one that your wife's obviously let slip past him so he can have one glass. He was like, and we want around family. We can't drink beer. Round family at home, that's it. It's got to be a shandy, though. You've got to mix it with lemonade. Nothing more than 8%, Ty.

Clint Megan Dan. We're talking to Katrina again, trying to keep her accountable after she said, look, I'm going to break up with my boyfriend. We've been doing overseas long distance for a while, and I'm just done with it. And she's been trying to, but he won't answer her calls for her to dump him. And now we're too invested to leave this alone. It's been like nearly a week now since we engaged with Katrina.

Morning, Kat. Good morning. Now I have faith that you've done the deed overnight. You've broken up with him. He would have gotten back in touch, surely. You tried calling him. He got 10 missed calls from you yesterday, so surely you got on the phone. Yeah.

So he promised me he had talked to me yesterday and then promptly ignored everything. Yep. Sorry, I'm a little bit sick, so apologies. And then I'm working in the hospital and at about 3 o'clock I kind of was like he's not going to ring. It's 10pm his time.

And one of my patients was getting quite sick. And I have like... Sounds like you caught it, by the way. Yeah, you know, so well. You need a day off. Yeah, poor thing. There was a bit of bleeding, and he rings me whilst my patient's a little bit unwell. So, like, quickly got on the phone with him and be like, one of my patients is kind of quite unwell at the moment.

I really want to talk to you, but can you give me like 20 minutes to try keeping him alive? So thankfully, he did actually pick up when I rang him back 20 minutes later. And we are now single? Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? Well, I mean, like, yeah, it needed to be done, but at the same stage, like, the conclusion of a relationship is always a little bit sad. Like, so, like, I know I needed to do it,

and I know that it was the right decision. Yes. But at the same stage, like, this was almost two years in my life that I invested in this guy. And we had plans. Yeah, just think of this. Yes. No, but we are pleased that you got to do something that you've been. been wanting to do for a wee while.

So congratulations on doing it, and I'm sorry it ended. But now... And there was no pressure from any outside source. You know, this was all 100% what you wanted? Yeah, yeah, it definitely was. Like, I mean, I've been thinking about it for a while, and it was the right decision. But maybe yesterday, in the middle of my 15-hour shift,

probably wasn't the best idea to do it. because definitely 3pm and I was working to like 11 so I was much less helpful for my counterpart for the rest of the day Were there tears Katrina from your end or his end or was it sort of a nice amicable situation?

Definitely tears from mine after I'd hung up and knowing him like he weirdly despite everything he didn't expect it and so I know I know how he is and I know he would be perhaps like he will have

had been crying afterwards and he would be really upset about this whole thing and, like, part of me wanted him to fight which I know would have made it so much harder for me but... Yeah, but we're all human. You don't want to be let go... You know, you don't want anybody to be able to let go of you easily.

I understand that. Good on you. I think good on you, Katrina. It would have been a hard conversation to have but I think it was necessary. Yeah, the longest thing's got to be tough as well, and I guess now once you start being able to get on with your life, you'll be like, oh, you'll be able to hopefully look back and go, man, that was such good decision.

I just said at the time it's probably, like you say, two years of your life feels tough to let it go. Absolutely. Also, it just shows what your nurses are going through, right? A 15 hour shift. Hard to push all the, you know, like your own stuff down and just look after everyone for 15 hours. So spirit of thought, if you're heading into hospital,

were you there at the moment? When you complain about, we complain about our job sometimes, don't we? But 15 hour shift at nursing, that is hard. It's at least a couple more than we're used to do in most of times. Oh, yes. Maybe an hour and a half more or something. Good on you, Katrina. All right, well, let's give away.

It's good to have the update if you want us to keep you accountable with anything. And you're struggling. You need a little bit of, I know, a little bit of a push. Oh, 800 there you can always let us know. We'll keep calling you like we did Katrina. We've done gym memberships before. We've done breakups, obviously. Yeah.

Anything you want. And we'll read the room better. Okay. Yeah, the change your life wasn't. Anyway, pull that down pretty quick. There was a bit of tears. Meg and Dan The Edge

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we'll come back to it, but no repeated answers. Good luck. Here we go. Yeah. Okay. Victoria, give me some. Something you'd find in a bathroom.

Toilet paper. A place in New Zealand. Topol. An animal you'd see at the zoo. Um, puff. A herb or spice. Tea? A colour.

Turquoise. A film release in the 90s. Uh, puff. Something round. Toilet. Oh, Tyne, Victoria. You could have gone with the anything for the movie. And I thought Tiger might have been a set-up for the zoo.

Yeah, sometimes when you're in a heat at the moment, though. Oh, sorry, Victoria. I think you got five or six. Five or six. Oh, we had such high hopes for you. You were so chipper at the start. Thank, Victoria. Yeah, it's something, could have been tiger tortoise,

Tasmanian Devil even, or the film in the 90s. You're right, Clint. Anything, or Titanic, Tarzan Toy Story, Truman Show. Toy Story 5 coming out, too. There is a year. Yeah, it's a really good premise. It's like a kid who gets given, like an iPad, effectively,

like a screen. And the tablet starts taking over from the toys. Yeah, it's like a criminal mastermind. Yeah, yeah. Love it. Anyway, back again at 8 o'clock, another chance for you to win 10 grand. Just before we talk to Nicola Willis about what's going on with these fuel prices in New Zealand. Clint, Megan Dan.

Etcheron's been doing a few podcasts and I was listening to one and had a really good time listening to Ed. He's such a good cool guy. Seems really down to earth. We've talked to him many times on this show before, and somebody you feel that you could actually hang out with. he's doing something different with his will talking about how he has saved some of his favourite in his opinion best written songs

never release them so that he can release an album after he passes What do they call it post? Post humorous? No. Posthumous. Yeah, posthumous. There's nothing funny about death, Mac.

A lot of artists do that, hey? I know David Bowie released an album the day he died and it was all planned so like the day he passed away, they released the album. I mean, even Mac Miller had a new track and New Music Friday a few weeks back, right? His was stuff that he didn't A-O-K.

I think he's good enough and people have gone better than that. His estate is doing it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so have a listen to his plan around it. How many times do you see an album come out of an artist that passed away and you go, do you think they wanted that album out? And all I'm saying is, yes, I do, and this is how I'd like it. I would like my wife to pick the songs from songs from my whole career

that haven't come out, compiled a perfect record in her eyes, and then that comes out, and that's called eject. Eject's a great name as well. That's the name of the album that will be coming out. Something else that I thought was interested that is officially in Ed Sharon's will is something he's leaving to his mate Johnny.

I also have in my will, Johnny McDade, who I make all my music with, a massive huge Diomonte Dildo gets delivered to him on the day that I die. Because if he's sad, then suddenly he's just like, oh, for sake. How huge? Are we talking like six foot?

Six foot, that's too big. That's too big. I don't want to body shat anyone. That's too big. I want it to be big enough that like it just reminds them every day. Just who I was. I got Sam Smith as six foot two tonk as well. Wow.

So I think it reminds me a little of Clint if Clint was really, really, really rich. I feel like Clint would be, yeah, only really rich. I think these are the kind of things that you do because you have the money to to just prank your friends. But imagine if he's tragically killed, say like, really instantly, like, hit my bus. And they're like, well, I don't know if this is appropriate. He's like, it's in the world. Imagine his wife has to see, like, all the things that Ed wants her to do in the event of his death.

And she's like, I don't have time to stick Diamante's to it all. It's six foot tall. I'm going to do the same for Clint, but it won't be a Diamante one. It'll just be like a little plastic one. He'll leave it a little. Well, it feels like he's let the cat out of the bag there, because I think Johnny was going to get quite the surprise, Whereas if he sees that interview

Well, Johnny might think it's a joke until it actually passes. Do Meg and I get anything if you pass, Clint? You know, obviously we'd be very cut up and sad, but we'd also be going, God, he was rich. One of the Tesla, yeah, I should come onto the Tesla. I've already just said that.

I just said one of the Teslas. Or then I'll get the other one. There's two. There's two, yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good in the fuel crisis, if I'm honest. Time that well. It's all coming up. Clint for a change.

Yeah, in fact, actually, as we were leaving work yesterday, I was with Clint, and he said to me, me, hey, honestly, Meg, I wouldn't be too worried about the fuel crisis and then he drove off in his Tesla. Love you go. Yeah, it doesn't sound like that. It's much quieter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder what, I haven't even got a will. My wife keeps going, we need to put our wheels together.

We need to put our wheels together. But I just don't really have anything that I would want to, like Georgia just get everything if we go. Yeah, we've done our wills, but we haven't done anything fun with it. Yeah, it's nice to have some fun things, I think, whereas not. Normally it's very serious. Yeah. It's very depressing as well to put together because it's kind of like if I die, but then also my wife also dies and you're trying to create these like death scenarios,

like final destination or something, it's pretty depressing. So if you have done something really quite fun with your will or you've received something fun from someone else, what was it? Yeah, we'd love to know. It would be very hard to find anyone. But maybe somebody did leave you something funny that was a bit of a gag past, you know, after they passed. Yeah, or was it just super cool, like a Tesla. You get a surprise

Wow, thanks grandma Maybe you know how you go to retirement homes You tried to preferfriend to all people Do? No? I've never done that What did you inherit it In the Will

Or do you know is coming to you Because someone has promised it to you already Maybe you've made fun An exciting world Like Ed Shearing has He has decided to leave his friends A few special gifts After he passes away

I've only had like Grandparents pass in my family and they've never left me anything. I think they were left to other more favourite cousins or grandchildren. Someone got their grandpa's Japanese swords. Oh, yeah, I got my nana's swords. What? Why did your nana have swords?

She collected swords. Was she an ex-Ninja or something? Like machetes and swords. There was a grenade. I got that. Have you got that? Where is it? It's in the shed.

Have you had it checked that it has been decommissioned? Imagine. We've got the pin in it. Imagine. Maybe he's like, oh. She used it as a doorstop. Brilliant. She did.

She sounds like an ex-assassan. She had swords, clint, grenades. Wow. Good on your grandma. So when I said, I inherited a big effing headache. Oh, yeah. After they passed. That's why you get your will sorted.

I had a friend who their, I think it was their father passed away, and he had heaps of debt. And they had to, like, sort that all out after he'd passed. And they didn't know. Can you inherit debt? Yes. I think to a certain degree you can. And there's a lot of it that can get written off, but sometimes if they've signed you as like the guarantor or whatever.

Oh, yeah, if you've gone as the backstop, sure. Okay, Jonathan, what did you get left in the will after, sadly, your grandma passed away? Well, it's not me, it's my dad. He got left half her house because she stayed in the house until she was like 91. Wow. To protect the asset. And so when she passed, my dad came around,

gave me and my sister 15 grand each. and we were on a cruise in the last year, set us down on the last other cruise and told us he's going to pay for the next one. We thought, hey, look, it's just going to be the cruise. Apparently not. It's the airfares, the accommodation. Wow.

We're going to Singapore on Christmas Day to do a Disney adventure. Oh, that's amazing. But cheers to her every night. And also dad. Oh, my dad's absolutely amazing, man. I couldn't bill it here. What a guy, because he could have just kept it to himself. Sometimes when the inheritance can break families up,

sounds like yours are you're really coming together. Yeah, very quite lucky I would say. Yeah, it's a different one to this text. When my grandfather passed, we cleaned out a shed and we found marijuana seeds in old film pornography. So, you know, it was... Dirty granddad. Daddy granddad.

There's different strokes for different folks. You know? Yeah. Oh gosh, you wouldn't want to watch the old, you know, homemade sort of porn. You don't know if that's Nana. Yeah, it's a true. Nanna was also in them.

Yeah, whispers. Mum wants me to, when she dies, scatter her ashes in a place that you're not allowed to scatter ashes. Why? She wants to be naughty one more time. I mean, that's where she wants to go. And it turns out you're not allowed. Mum's like, who cares? Who's policing that?

So, anyway. That's another question here. I'll be breaking the law to put her ashes where she wants. Speaking of scattering ashes, Clint, someone wants their ashes scattered from a plane, a microlight aircraft. Imagine if you're walking down the street. Like someone's ashes go into your mouth

I've seen those videos where they go throw them off a bridge where they throw them into the wind and it all comes back into their face God, the best. One way not to be your grandma, I guess. Yeah, maybe it's, if you haven't done you will, an opportunity to think about

what kind of like fun thing you're going to leave a couple of mates. Yeah, give them a smile after you've passed away. Yeah, I mean, six foot... Diamante delto. Dildo, yeah. Is it bejazzled?

Bedazzled? Bedazzled? Well, I was saying before I haven't got a word. and I don't see any need to do it, but then Sebastian's got a good point on the text machine 3-33-4-3. He said, the will is to give it all to your son so Hannah's new man doesn't steal the house.

Yes, good. She would find someone like that, Dan, so fast. So fast. It sounds like Clint's offering himself up for him. I'll be watching, Dad, don't you, please. Oh, I'll be watching it. He's already married, remember? So unless Jamie passed away as well,

there'd be questions, eh, if they both died in the same car. You and her. And Clint was in the car behind them. Very suspicious. Clint, Megan Dan. Every time she comes into studio, she is more and more famous and done more and more incredible things. We see you everywhere. I'm surprised she's still coming in, to be honest.

Yeah, I'm surprised we don't have to go to your hotel room, Ursula, Carlson, to sit down and interview like we have to do with Ed Shearron now. Do you? I'm surprised though. That insurance takes public transport. I don't do that. He's on the loser cruiser, isn't they? Yeah, because you know, I'm short.

So if I'm on a bus, I can't stand because I can't hold the loop, right? And if you sit, then either the people holding the loop, you're right in their armpits or in their crotch. Because they sort of, they sweeten right here, and you're like, there's no good way. With all your international fame and stuff now, there must be a few little luxury spends that you've been able to purchase over the last couple of years. I bought my mum a house. That's what... Yeah. It is in West Auckland.

So, you know, like she... My mum's not living in Epsom. She's out in West Auckland. She had to join a gang, but, you know... At least we're in the same pack. You know, that's good. You tell us about Fetty on a yacht, New Zealand tour. It's going to be happening in December.

What is that? Hell of a name. It's basically imposter syndrome. I got invited on a boat, and I thought, as a boge and you get invited on a boat. were going fishing and it wasn't it was someone's super yacht oh wow very different so yeah a friend of mine said she started dating this guy and we're going on his dad's boat so immediately there's like four of us but no um there was about 15 guests on the boat it was like full below deck situation there's a hot tub at the back there was jet skis like the guy said to me because i was wearing my

own loaf jacket you know because i have a loaf jacket not deflects i got it at a garage sale yeah and And then when I got there with my fishing rod and my fishing gear, the guy says, now I can't bring the fishing rod because I scared I'm going to ding the super yacht as you do. And I was like, all right, so I left it with a guy at the wharf here in Auckland. Anyway, and then I went on with my, and the guy says, you don't need to wear your life jacket. And I'm like, mate, I know safety. And he goes, if this boat goes down, I'll give you a jet ski. Wow.

And I'm so offended by this man's arrogance. I just think that who says I want a jet ski? I mean, I do want a jet ski. Everyone else on there would dress with a nice, like they're going to Melbourne Cup, because they got the brief. They didn't get my friend who just, when we're going on a boat, they were told they're going on a super yacht.

Yeah, they do. I had the chili bin with bread rolls pre-button, two bags of chippies to put on the bread rolls, you know? Is that on your mate? Do you get mad at your mate for that afterwards? I mean, like, where you're not? No, you know when you have those mates where you go, why don't we talk better?

Yeah. Other people are. Other people have conversations. We talk. Yeah. So when she showed up and I'm literally in my cargo shorts with her rod and my boat shoes that you buy from Kmart, the bead shoes for seven bucks, I had that on and the rod.

And when she walked up to me, because she had a big hat as someone's dress and stiletto, she looks at me, she goes, what is happening? And I looked at her and go, what is happening? It was, you can tell both of our minds. One of us is wrong in either way. She was like, if I invite someone on a boat, that's obviously a super yacht. That's her idea of it. Yeah, because she's straight and you know one, no shade on the straighties,

but they don't really go fishing. These girls don't really hop on a boat for a fishing trip. And I learned that the hard way. I was like, this is new for her, but I support that. What are you doing Hamilton, Danita and Christchurch, Wellington, Tohunga. It's all happening in December. So when can we grab tickets? Already, I started selling tickets last week.

It's already going gangbusters. That's why I thought, oh, I better start doing me. because people are going to go, I didn't hear about it and the tickets are gone. You can go my website, usher Carlson.com or livenation.com. All right, awesome. Well, get amongst a fatty on a yacht,

New Zealand tour around December being grabbed tickets now, Ursula Carlson. So good, always catching up with you. Thanks, team. If you're a Kiwi word wizard, you can put it to the test for your chance to win 100 bucks cash daily with Chertle. On the Rover app, there's 7,000 bucks

to be one, so just download the rover app and you can play Chertle today. Have you missed it yesterday, some of the highlights from the Oscars. I wanted to look up the records broken because that always excites me personally. Autumn Durald Acapore. She was the director of photography for sinners, and she made history as the first woman to win. Really? Good on her.

First woman to win. Best cinematography, which is very cool. And Jessie Buckley actually made history as well for Ireland. She was the first Irish woman to win the Best Actress Award for her role in Hamnet and I believe she cleaned up at every single awards. Wow, she's going to be celebrating. It's St. Patrick's Day today. She's going to be celebrating big time. Yeah, she had a wonderful speech actually. It was also Mother's Day in the UK when the Oscars happened and she is a mother to, she must have had a baby right around when

I did. I'm an eight month old. So it was a big moment for her to win the first Oscar best actress for an Irish woman to have cleaned up to have had St. Patrick's Day today. and Mother's Day on the day that she won, knowing that her daughter probably didn't understand it, but was able to sit there and possibly watch the television and see Mum up on stage and get that award. Incredible, right? Absolutely amazing. Michael B. Jordan became the first actor in over six decades to win the Oscar football portraying multiple characters in a film. He did it when he played twins in sinners. I thought he did a fantastic job with that.

He did also celebrate in an out burger, not either a opera. He was a big night for Michael B. Jordan. Jeez. Sorry, that was a pronient slip. Yeah. Freudian slip there. Golden from K-pop Demon Hunters won the Academy Award for Best Music, and it was the first time a K-pop song has won that. Very cool for the girls.

But no good for Diane Warren, who does hold a record now. She is a songwriter, and she now officially holds the record for the most amount of nominations without any wins. Oh, that's a terrible one to have, A, a record. So close. Yeah, she did. She did even tweet about it. She was like, would you look at that?

I've broken a record. But she said, I'll be back next year if they'll have me. She's written songs like this one. She's done a couple of sleetons. Look at this one. This one. The Oscar. Armageddon.

I don't remember when this was like an Armageddon the movie. I'll find out what did. I'll find out what did. Because this was a cute, if you think of famous movie songs, this would be up there, like, number one. My heart will go on. Oh, okay. No, don't.

It's a terrible year for it then because obviously that would win. That's a tough year. That's the only one. The only one that could have beaten it. Yeah, yeah. And it did. And it did.

So Best Picture, one battle after another. That stars, Sean Penn. He won the award for Best Supporting Actor. Best Actress, Jesse Buckley, as I said. Best Actor Maconleby Jordan. Leonardo DeCabre is the main one in that. Did he get anything? He didn't get anything as far as I could see.

Best director, one battle after another. I don't even know what that movie is about. honestly, I've not heard anything about it this season. I've heard about sinners, I've heard about Frankenstein, I've heard about Hamnet. The person who wrote it said that he wrote it for his kids about there being something left of this world when he's gone. And hopefully, like, the next generation taking care of the planet.

So I don't know if it's one battle after another, like as a planner. And I don't know, but he made it sound like, you know, it's like trying to keep Earth alive. I always love, I watched a little bit of the Oscars last night. I just love watching when they announced the award, the actors that lose and watching their reaction to it. Especially Timothy Shalamee last night

because I think he was probably one of the favourites to win best actor and I was watching his reaction. He was very good. I thought he did very good too. He has had a lot of hate for him after talking about the opera and the ballet but I thought he did

a nice humble loss. Yeah, he just sort of looked across, smiled, yeah, yeah. Next, Dan has a trick that seems to repel women. Well, no, no, you've worded that wrong. Let me do the tease. Well, it repels your wife

and you wonder if she's just spoiled. She says that no woman will be attracted by this talent. I disagree. I need some women judges next. Yeah. If you want to be on the jury of ickyness, we need your help before eight. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh my gosh. My marriage. Go on, how's this going to end? I mean, I claim to be one of the luckiest men in the world, married to my beautiful wife, Hannah. She's smart. She's got her head screwed on, love it a bit. but I reckon she's also won the lottery of life being married to me

she's uh I think there's a lot of things about sorry let me just hold it sorry sorry if you can keep a straight face I'm so sorry let me try again she's yeah she is a bit spoiled and there's something that you're doing that she doesn't find as sexy as she should but without talking about what the thing is what are the other sexy things that she's so spoiled with

that maybe most would know about Clint we don't have time We do not have enough time for me to list the things that I do. Give us like five. Or even three, I don't mind. How about I give you one? Okay, well? Sometimes I cook dinner.

And last night, in fact, last night I cooked dinner and it was a lovely meal. Bet it was a keesh. You guys eat more keesh than a funeral. A keesh is a lovely meal, Clinton. And yes, it was a keesh, but I added a little bit of cheese and a little bit of spinach. So there's one thing. That is a keesh. That is a keesh.

There's one thing I do, and I'll admit. Hannah doesn't like it. And she goes, in fact, she has said multiple times that not many people would find it attractive. Interesting. I recorded it again last night. I did the thing I do. And I'll tell you this, George, my son, he's two, cracks up. He's always craps it.

He loves, loves it. He loves, loves it. Hannah, not so much. I just think that's probably one of the most unattractive things he could do. Oh. How did you, like, the way that your face kind of. Oh. But isn't that also impressive?

Oh. Is it sexually impressive? Absolutely not. It's a hard no. A soft note. A soft note. No. Okay.

Okay. Wow. I think about Hannah, she thinks she's funny. She is very funny. I would say she's the funny one in the relationship. And so I've got to bet with my wife, I said last night, if I can find one or two women that find this thing not only attractive, but funny, she owes me 50 bucks. Okay.

Okay. How big a jury do you want? I reckon three's enough. Three women is enough. I'm not going to tell you what it is. I'll do it next live to the three people on the jury and the nation. Right. And these three women, these three representatives of the female race, can be a judge. Ladies, I want you to be honest, please.

Impartial. If you're in tune with what is sexy, and you think, yeah, I've got a pretty good gauge of what's sexy and what's not. Oh, I don't do the edge. And I want them to be impartial as well. I don't want people that like me. Am I one of the woman? Oh, then I can't be on it. Yeah, you're off.

Yeah, but I also don't want people that dislike me. Okay, so I want people that are straight down the middle. You have to be really neutral on Dan. You don't really listen to the show for Megarai. Yeah, that's good. That's good. You can take or leave, Dan. If he's away, you're not sad.

Yeah. No, but we want people to call. So, yeah. See what we can do. Okay. Just three women. Do I get to judge it, or no, you don't care. I want three extra women.

Got it. All right. Now do the thing I do next. A talent. Oh, cool. A talent show featuring Just Dan. It's almost eight. Your chance to have a crack at $10,000 with easy money in just a few minutes.

It needs a jury. Oh, 800, the edge of women that don't find him, don't love him, don't hate him, and neutral because you think you are sexy. No, what, it's not that me. It's something I do at home to entertain my son usually, but I stand by it as a bit of a talent. I've had it for many, many years where my wife just finds it very unattractive to the point where she's almost repelled by me.

And I think what's happened here is she's a little bit spoiled. She is. Being married to the d'anamo. It's much like I imagine if your dad was Willy Wonka, you get bored of chocolate, I'd imagine. One of the greatest sweet treats. But you'd be like, chocolate. We got him to name different things that he does that as sex

and he said, I cook sometimes. You could have compared me to a hotter person than Willie Wonka. Thanks, Clint. So the thing I do is, yeah, it's repaling my wife. Now we've got three jury members on the line, three beautiful women. Monique, Gracie and Amanda. Don't try and lure the jury in. Okay.

Morning, Monique. Sway the... Hi. Now, just checking you are very impartial to me. You're not for me or against me. You're just down the middle. Yeah, yeah. Down the middle.

Okay, good. Totally there for me. Oh, I love you, Monique. Okay, what about you, Gracie? Gracie, you're ready to hear this amazing talent? Yeah, I'm more of a fan of Barb. Barb. Dan, Burner, Count, and Amanda.

Okay, so I just want you to be all three of you to be very honest, okay, because the talent I have that my wife is very repelled by is things that I can do with my mouth. Clint, hit some music, please, darling. I'm very good at car noises. You've spoken about them before. my son George cracks up every time I do this just imagine this it's a rally car starting a stage

What about a Formula 1 pit stop What about Formula 1 cars Driving past Can you do the first one again The rally car The rally car Okay All right Monique if you haven't slipped off your chair

What are you Pretty good is it? Let's be honest sexy is not the word that I would hear The boys in the office are all standing I'm super impressed But that's not the game Okay, what about you, Gracie?

Do you find that attractive? But is it ick Oh, come on, only one Amanda I'd say hot, but it did make me laugh Okay, funny but not hot It's the key to what You didn't finish

You didn't think about how you were going to finish That sentence did. Impressive noises but not Not sexy. Someone said, yeah, it's giving me the irk, Dan. I do love you, but it has given me the ick. The pit stop was elite. I can't lie.

That's from a guy again. Someone said that is not the most impressive thing you could do with your mouth to be sexy, Dan. Okay, well, I'll take this. What about a golf ball being whacked? Right. So, I... Let's hear that again. Go on.

Okay. Just want to go back to Monique, see if that's changed things for it. Yeah, we'll just check it in. Hi, Monique. Is it changing? No, just bring back. No, okay, let's not go to the other one. Okay, all right.

All done. It's not looking good. Okay, well, I go hand of $50, my wife. Yeah, you do. And it's funny because she'll just pay that into your account, I imagine. Yeah. Someone else has said, repel's not the word. It's repulsed.

Thanks, Kylie. Thanks, Kylie. I'm not a fan of rally cars, obviously. You couldn't see his face, too. His face really does distort when he's doing it. Louise just texts through saying, Dan, that was actually impressive. I'm very attracted to you.

So. No, she didn't. She said that's very impressive, but not hot. Well, around the lads, I think it really, I know the guys seemed to really profit. Unfortunately, that's not the audience I'm going for. Yeah, there you go, Dan, if you ever decide to come out. Yes. That would make Anna very, very annoyed.

That would be a bad day. He would slay with the dudes. Oh, well. $10,000 on the line next with easy money. I went under at the edge. We'll play in less than two minutes. Clint, Megan Dan Lesh, go

The Edge The Edge is easy money Is your shot at $10,000 Here we go Just got an 8 o'clock If you can give us 10 answers Starting with the letter Meg gives you inside 30 seconds

We'll put 10 grand into your account All right Laura Just quickly as well Did you find Dan attractive With his mouth noises I just missed it I caught the end You didn't miss much my darling

That's absolutely fine You miss something You miss a lot on this show Laura Sorry mate Yeah, here for $10,000, Laura. Your letter today is... K. K.

Oh, K. All right, 10K. Yeah. You can do this, Laura. I believe in you. Come on. Let's go, Laura. Let's throw.

Kay, give me something you buy at the supermarket. How long? An Australian animal. Toala. A retail store. Kangaroo. Kay Mart. A female singer.

Cody Perry. Something you can wear. Knee socks. A unit of measurement? Kelo's. A Disney character. A word with the silent letter. Time.

Oh, that was a good show. Lucky hell. Yeah. Bloody hell, I know. That's hard. You're doing great, I mean, for the first five or six. And then... A Disney character could have gone Kim Possible, King Triton, Christoff.

Christoff from Frozen. A few options there. But no, it was a good show. Well, I did better than I thought I was going to do on the radio anyway. Yeah, yeah. We had someone actually, did they pass every single one, or they might have got one right, and then at the end they said the same thing. I did better than I thought.

I don't know if you could have done much worse. But you actually did do quite well for the first half, at least, Laura. More chances tomorrow from seven. Yeah, seven and eight o'clock. Another chance for you to win $10,000. Nicola Willis joins us next to tell us what's going on and what the government's plan is for these fuel prices that are getting higher and higher and higher each day. I know it's a big concern for me, but a lot of people around the country,

just keep going up and there's people already living from paycheck to paycheck. So we're going to grill Nicola next about what the plan is for the government, how they're going to bring these fuel prices down. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky B. It's hitting every single Kiwi. Oil prices. Oil prices. Skyrocketing.

So we're asking the right people. The big questions. To get the right answers for New Zealand. Nationals finance spokesperson Nicola Willis joins us on the show this morning to talk all things fuel, what we can expect, how highs are going to get, And when is the fuel arrive into New Zealand? Morning, Nicola. Good morning.

This is, I guess, an unprecedented or it has happened before, but many, many years ago. A bit of a fuel crisis. 1979, I think it was. Yeah, I've seen you talking about it over the last few days. The government has a plan, right? Yes, we do. We published a national fuel plan in 2024, which sets out, okay, if there was a major disruption to global oil supplies getting into New Zealand, what would we do so that we can be prepared?

And one of the first things that we've done is we now have a minimum stockholding obligation in New Zealand, which means petrol companies need to have a minimum amount of petrol here. As of our latest update, they have around 32 days worth of petrol in the country already, and then they have 25 days worth of petrol in ships on its way to New Zealand. Why the price has gone up? We're monitoring it very closely. We've asked the Commerce Commission to step up their monitoring of what fuel companies are charging you.

You know, there's that gaspy, gas buy website you go to see. I heard people were messing with that, though, and they were, like, jumping on and putting in fake prices and people driving out of their way to find it's not true. That is just rank behaviour, and no one should behave that way. But look, unfortunately, when you've got a choke on oil getting out of the Middle East, it has an impact on oil prices. It has an impact on petrol prices.

And New Zealand is just not immune from that. What if this is an ongoing thing for the next few months? What are we looking at then? Are we looking at car-free days in New Zealand or do we have a plan for long-term? In the first instance, you'd expect fuel companies to look harder for fuel supplies internationally.

The people I currently get it from are no longer selling it to them, that they would try and get it out of other parts of the world. We get most of ours out of Singapore, South Korea at the moment. They've assured New Zealand, we intend to keep exporting fuel. There's no imminent disruption. Nicola, is there a maximum cap

in terms of what we can pay per leader? Can the government step in and go, it will not get higher than $4? So what we're thinking about as a government is if that price gets really high and it's slamming people, what's a way that we could ensure that they got targeted temporary support to help them meet those cost pressures? We're not there yet. The prices still aren't as high as they were after the Ukraine conflict. Well, if they get a lot higher, what would the options for the government be about making sure that people are really feeling the squeeze are being helped through that? So what is your message to those people that this is just another thing to add to their weekly bill that they weren't able to afford before this?

Yeah, look, my message to them is you are my number one focus. I want you to know if we support you, we'll do it in a way that's really targeted. It's about those people who are working really hard and who are facing something that's out of your control. Thank you, Nicola. Last question, if we are in a manual and we take it out of gear and roll down hills, do we think that that will help save fuel? My husband did remind me this morning that if you drive slow, You use less fuel. But sharing a car ride with someone

to the waiter-maker friends. You could carpool to the beehive with Chris Hipkins. Well, you know, I like driving my own little manager. I quite enjoy the solitary nature of that. But look, if Chippy really needed a ride and it was going to serve the nation, I'd consider it. Nicola-Wriss, thank you so much for taking the time to chat with us this morning and just inform us on what's going on.

Appreciate it. Thank you. All right, next. We've got free fuel to give away. If you are at the top of Williamson Ave in Ponsonby, Auckland, there is a ZD there, and our producer NEPA should be on location. Here next. Fiorda, guys, yeah, I'm about one minute out from the Z at Ponson B.

Okay. And we've got some free fuel to give away. Okay. With a twist. With a twist. Of course. And if you're not in Auckland, we're going to try and do it throughout the rest of the week. Yeah, we have a plan.

We'll trial it if it goes well, sweet. If it goes terribly, ugh. Yeah, we'll pivot. We are sponsored by Z, and we have our producer Nipia at the Z in Ponsonby at the Top of Williamson Ave, given away potentially free fuel. Yeah, there is a bit of a twist, though. You there, Neap?

Yes, I am here, guys. I'm at the Top of Williamson Road, about to turn into the Zed. So if you're around the area, then come and meet me. but the game we're playing is get pumped for fuel. Okay, so if someone is already filling up or you pull in there and you can squeeze the petrol, trigger and let it go bang on 10 bucks and zero zero cents.

Neville will pay for the rest of the fill. Yeah, fill your tech up to the top. Have you got the work credit card, Neeps, or are you doing it out of your own account? I thought I'd do it out of the kindness of my own heart, but no, work has provided the credit card, thank God. That's good, because it would be a $20 max, Phil, if it was next. Yeah, yeah, oh, maybe 15, Dan, it's close to payday. So if you pull up now, if you're in the area, pull your car up, and if you're listening, you go, actually, I'm right around there.

Maybe you don't need to be fully topped up, just give it a go. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what's going to put it at least 10 bucks, I'd imagine. If you can stop it bang on, then the rest is on us. Is there any one there already? We're already there pumping fuel? Yes, I've got someone here with me right now.

Hi, my name's Nipia. I'm from the Edge Radio Station. We're playing a game at the moment. Do you want to attempt it? If you can, with one squeeze, get as close to 10. as possible, we will play for your whole tank of gas. I can't, none of you got on the end. Oh, that is okay.

Thank you so much. All right, we will have to find someone else, guys. Get some more cards going in. Give away fuel. I know. We've seen this before in the past where we've had people go out on the street for us trying to give away money and people are, I'm late. I'm like, I don't have time for this.

I don't have time for this thing. Yeah. There is a whole bunch of late callers, but what we might do, why don't we try to go live on like the edge Instagram or something Bella and then we can keep everyone up to date there. Okay, we'll give you guys, let's give you guys like 20, 30 minutes to find yourselves a winner and we'll just keep coming back to you and seeing if you can find anyone to do it, because it is a bit of a skill, dropping a bang on 10?

Agreed. It is. All right, we'll keep you guys up to date. Thanks, heaps. Thanks, guys. We've all tried it, like trying to click it off just at the right amount of time where it's a square figure. So you don't, so you don't get to like stop and then pump a little bit more? Is it just one go?

No, one stop. One pump. Okay. Then you're done. Clint, Megan, Dan. All righty, it is St Patrick's Day today So happy St. Paddy's Day To our Irish listeners living in New Zealand

Looking to knock off, I'd imagine, around my day today. I used to love St Patrick's Day when I was single. Yeah Because I would go to town and just try and find me an Irishman. Oh, really? An Irishman. Not because you love the Guinness? No, God, no, no.

I just go and wear a bit of green And then hopefully catch eyes. Never did. With some sort of Irishman. I love a good Irishman. You have a good Irishman. I didn't. Married an Englishman instead.

Dan, have you ever split the G? To be honest, it is a tricky thing to even... Hard to find it. Even to find, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. But I could attempt it. You know what, I've never even tried. Really?

I've never even tried to split the G. All right, well, we do real music versus fake music. AI does feel like it's taking over in the creative spaces. Let's see if changing it to an Irish ditty enhances or makes it worse. To be sure, to be sure. I've never been that much of a fan of this song And I'm paper I can't see it lending itself to an Irish

Did he? He was a skater boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a superstar shaking on his guitar Does your pretty face to you what he's worth He was a skater boy You see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her Okay, are you gonna be tough To beat 30 cent Now how do you Irish this up Okay we're ready? Take you to the candy To me, sweetheart, steady and low Fri-Fat

Sounds like the script almost You can't change it too much Yeah Too much, okay Too much So it's one a piece Real music and fake music ACDC

With an Irish choice Twist for St Patrick's Day You're gonna say And if this is the live band Is the Irish AI win two to one this week That's my pick of a bunch I think that's somewhere I'm banned from. Wouldn't be good for your marriage.

I wouldn't be good for my marriage. We used to talk to one of the Liams, our Irish listeners that are based in Ireland this morning. I know one of them's in Spain, Clint you were saying, called you were friends with them. But yeah, it would be good to do it.

Because I know, say, Patty's Day. People be out drinking right now. That's crazy. In the morning. Yeah, I went under the edge. Have you started celebrating St. Patrick's Day already? A couple of snake bites. Yeah, breakfast beer?

Someone had already split the G at 828. If you don't know what that By the way, it's where you have a Guinness and you take one big sip and you're meant to split the G that's on the Guinness people know what that is. I don't think there's somebody out there you goes, thanks, Meg. I'm sure there's somebody. Yeah, when you put your glass back

down, the high watermark is supposed to be right across the logo. Yeah. You're welcome here, mansperning at the G. Women's splitting. Clint, Meg and Dan. If you are in the Ponsonanby, Auckland area, top of Williamson,

Ave, there is a Zed and And Prodison EPI is giving you the chance to get pumped right to the top for free if you can stop the petrol pump on exactly $10. All righty, here we go. In the car it goes. We've made it halfway. We're at $5. When you fill in it can stop it.

Oh, $10 and $20. All right, guys, we're having a contempt here. What is your name? Sorry, bro. G. G? Here we go, the squeeze. He has begun.

Right. Here we go, we're ticking up. He's at 8, 9. Oh, he's gone 1033, guys. He's got 1033. He's so close. He's so close. All right, thanks so much, Dee.

We're going to have another crit. So he's going to have to pay for that extra $10. Yeah, yeah, he's going to have to pay for the extra $10. Yeah, we'll fix it up. We'll fix it up. Yeah, you fix it up for sure. It's harder than we expected it would be. Indeed.

And he's still going up there. He's going to spend the whole balance of the work credit card. Yeah, so if you think you can do it and you're in the area, swing by the Z there in Ponsorby and have a crack. Welcome to the A-list. This is where we decide if a celebrity is an A-lister, a B-lister or a C-lister. This is your first time hearing this game. We have been doing it for over a year now. And I believe there are some names that have been done either hard done by or have been put up too high where they should be. We are now having a cull or a change-out. If they get voted for the same place, they stay where they are or they will move.

Yeah, things get heated as well. It got to a point a couple of weeks. where Clint got me into a chokehold and choked me out and I was unconscious for a minute. So the reason this has been brought up is because just last week we put Michael B. Jordan at a B list. He just won an Oscar last night for the Best Actor Award. Which I don't think necessarily if you're an Oscar

winner puts you at a nay, but it feels like maybe he was hard done by last week. Sure, so he is going to be brought back up again today and I have two more that are going to be brought back up again today. So he's moved and we get to move two more. You get to move two more. You get to move two more.

Or they will stay in the same place. I think we do have a discussion first. I don't think we just move them straight away. No, no, no, no. They could stay in the same place. But only two. Only two more. Well, I have a relatively big list.

So we might do a cull in the future. Because some of these names are wild. We are bringing up. Michael B Jordan. Okay, he was on the B list. Channing Tatum. Where was he originally? He's an A list.

Oh, come on. He needs to drop down a couple of years. He was even part of the skit with Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. and the other guy. He's not A-list. Captain America. They did a skip with him in the crowd because they're all A-listers. Whoever the other guy is, he needs to be a C-lister.

Clint doesn't ever remember the name. Chris something. And Hugh Grant. What is a B-List? So we have Michael B-Jordan, A, B or C. Channing Tatum, A-B-L-C, or Hugh Grant, A-B-L-C. So far, Michael is B, Hugh is B, Channing is A. Which I think...

I think we just need to swap the round. I know, me too. Channing needs to go to B, the other two up to A. We do have more to bring up later in another day. Shear is an A, Jason Statham, an A, Ice Cube, in A, Jim Carrey, a B, David Swimmer, a B, Keanu Reeves, a B. We're not doing it today, Clint. Cut to me the deepest. You know, out of all those names,

Jim Carrey, I think, was the most hard done by. He was one of the earliest names of this game. We got put it a B, and I thought we were going to talk about who we wanted to swap. I give you them, if you give him me. There's not enough that I think they will officially, like, swap out, unless you want to do sheer swaps off for Jim Carrey. Just careful, Me, because we're going to go into a chokeholder.

He did it last week with me. Let's keep it away, Mick's got it. And Jim Carrey, hopefully his day will come. His day will come, Clanton. It will be a big day for you, my darling. His day of reckoning. I bet he's shaken in his boots for that day. Today we are revoting.

Michael B. Jordan, Channing Tatum, Hugh Grant. Those three were focused on. I like them all at an A for me. No, I think Channing. You just chuck A's in there like nothing. Channing needs to go down. What? Wait, so you're saying Channing goes down and swaps for Hugh.

Yeah, Hugh and who is the other one? Michael B. I think now he's won the Oscar. He can go up to an A. But this is not our decision. It's not our decision as well. Oh, 800 to the edge, text through 3, 3, 4.3. Maryland's already said there's still 3Bs.

All three Bs. Wow, whoa. So Channing's coming down to join Michael B. Jordan and Hugh? You and Lewis Hamilton's an A all day. We're not talking about Lewis Hamilton today. No. Did Lewis get an A? I think he's an A.

He has to be. to listen to this really lovely song, whereas we just bickered the whole time. There are some people that are coming in for Dan and I, let me explain the game. A-lister game, we put celebrities in the A-list, the B-list, or the C-Lister. We've been doing it for about a year now.

I've decided that we need a refresh and to re-look at some of them because I think the days that we did these names, potentially we were high. So today I'm looking at Michael B-Jordan. He's been put on the B-list. Chattainting Taitam has been put on the A-list, and Hugh Grant has been put on the B-list. Which Dan put him

there, by the way. I thought Hugh was an A, and you're a big Hugh fan. Yeah, the thing is it was I think when Ash London was in the show, and I think we convinced each other that he is famous, but not enough to be on the A list. Now I've sort of come back around, and I think Hugh was an A-lister.

Okay, let's go to the phones first, Jade. What are we thinking? Let's go through the Michael B-Jordan, where is he sitting? Is he moving or staying at a B-list? I think he should go up to the A-list. So you were going to do one vote? for A. Okay, Channing Tatum.

I think he needs to stay at A. He just came out with a movie in October. Good girl. Yeah, but lots of people came out with a movie in October. And Hugh Grant. Yeah, we're not much. It's good. Hugh Grant, I had to Google him, to be honest. You're kidding me. Jade, you've lost credibility with me.

You've lost credibility. What do you want him, Jade? C, B, A. C. C. C. C. C. C. There's only one other C list are on the list.

No, Ellen Bored him. sits by himself in that sea list. Poor Alec. He's like, when some other people going to turn up? And then Hugh Grant walks and he goes, Jesus. All right, Kimmy, we're reshuffling. Michael B. Jordan.

Where is he sitting in ABC? Michael, he's still a B. Okay. Still a B. Channing. Channing is an A. Chuck of me. I can't get over there.

Still an A. Hugh? Like, I've been at home with sick children and my friend texted. Kimmy, they're doing the. A list and I was like, oh my God. I was like, who are they? And I was like, oh no.

I just don't think, like, if you're putting Michael at a B, you can't put Chan, you can't, sorry, putting Michael in A, you can't put Channing it to B. Channing is so much more famous in terms of what he's done than Michael B. Jordan. Are you his dad or something? I'm starting to think you're some sort of relation to Channing.

The Val, Dear John, 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike, Coach Carter, like, free guy, G.I. Joe. There's so many films. We need to go back to Kimmy, please. Kimmy, what is your vote for Hugh Grant? your C. And he is an A. Thank you. Oh, Grace he's an A.

I agree with you there. Okay. Jed is so wound up. He's a first time caller. Morning, Jayd. Good. Jed, please. Where do they sit? Hi, everyone. Or beast, but they could possibly want to drop down to the sea as well. Which one?

For me, it would be Q Grant. No! He's so old as far as he can go. You guys do? You, you You put you, Grant, up for debate, thinking you were going to move him to an A, and he slipped down to a C. I feel like we've got callers, though, that are very, the text machine reads a very different story.

A lot of people putting him up to an A, chanting down to a B. I don't know. I mean, it is. It feels like your opinion carries more weight, if you call us. Some people are saying Channing's a C grade on the text machine. I think we're going to agree. Michael B. Jordan is staying at a B. Correct. Michael is staying at a B

and it's final. Once you've done it twice you're not moving again. I mean, the problem with him really is because he has the name Michael Jordan. And there's already a Michael Jordan in the A list. So unfortunately... Someone said Hugh Grant in A, the greatest showman's a great movie. You're mistaken Hugh Grant for Hugh Jackman. Oh, no.

Oh my God. Hugh Grant's going to be a C. That's not a good time. If Channing goes to... Okay, you're going to make a deal. If Channing goes to B, Hugh's a C. otherwise we put him we keep them both at A's.

You don't get to make the deals anyway, I'm adding up. Well Meg does, sometimes you're adding is terrible. Maths is not your strong suit. I trust Meg on this one. I don't. Someone that put David Schwimmer at a list of Clint. Hugh Grant, iconic greatest showman. That's ridiculous.

That's literally a nail in his coffin. Meg, if it compiled the text machine and the calls, where are we going with this? We know that Michael B. Jordan's a B. Michael B. Jordan and still a B. What about Hugh Grant Hugh Grant has been the most volatile

in the texts and on the calls now the two C's on the calls through a bit of a spatter into the works but we didn't get any C texts they stain at a B Oh my God Which puts Channing Tatum at In an A

You have got to be kidding me Thank God So nothing's really changed Nothing's changed What a pointless exercise this has been I know This is a shame. You know what?

You should all be ashamed to yourself. I couldn't agree more. All of the people that are texting through. It made me so mad. Hey, hashtag justice for Channing, though. It's not going, excuse me, sir. You're going to have to come with me. You know, when you said?

The other way, Dad, you know what you said? I actually don't like this game. I actually don't like it anymore now. And let's all just spare a thought for poor old Alec Ballwood. Down on the bottom. Down by. Having a martini. Just sort of vibes out there.

Clint, Megan Dan. This morning, I'm producer Nipio was out at a Z in Auckland, giving you the opportunity to get your tank topped tithabrum for free. Oh, harder than it sounded, or harder than you, maybe it sounds. Yeah, I mean, you had to squeeze the pump and then let it go bang on $10 and zero zero cents. We've all done that, you try to, like, square figure. I've never tried, but I will now.

Yeah, the closest I think we'd got in this hour was like $10.20, which I thought was pretty abysmal. This was Nina's attempt. while we've been playing music and stuff. I'm here with Nina. Here we go. We are halfway through at $5. Oh, she's gone way early.

$6.92. No, that's only one squeeze. Sorry, Nina. We can't pay for it this time, but thank you very much for playing anyway. She was trying to be safe. I see what she did there because it goes quite quickly.

Yeah. Deborah had a crack. Deborah, when you're ready, let it wrap. I'm kidding. I told you not to do that off here. off here clip was like, it sounds like we can put a fart effect and I was like, well you won't

because that's poor to Deb. No, he's gone and done it. It's not and done it. I was like, should we put it up just as a joke? It was a great idea. Okay, no, no, sorry Deb is your feeling. That was not her attempt.

Poor Deborah. She's probably driving to work now going, hey, I didn't do that. Poor dead. I really want to do it one more time, but I won't. Here we go. Deborah, when you're ready, let it run. And we are ticking up already.

She is at $5. How she's going to land. Oh, no. Unfortunately, $11.37, and she's going to keep going. Thanks, Deborah. Thank you. Wow, that's way over. Is this more difficult than we thought needs?

Yeah, honestly, it was such a hard game because I think the issue is when you release, it continues to tick up. So we might need a bit of a buffer if we continue playing the game. I feel like we owe Deborah a guess. Poor Debbie can't turn it to it. Clinton did.

Okay, well, She went above and beyond. Yeah, Deb, if you are listening and you did hear that and you got embarrassed in front of the nation, and you call us right now, I'll wait a hundred of the edge. I saw you out with a double pass to a must-see movie. You just let it rip, Deb. Yeah, and if you've only just tuned in, you're like,

wait, sorry, I missed it. What were you going to go? No. When you're ready, let it rip. It was for that. Okay. All right, Deb, give us a call, babe. O-800 the edge.

Don't call it babe now. Nuff. See, peace of work. Yeah, it's a shame. Yeah, we'll look for more opportunities. to see if we can Come on guys We're professional broadcasters

Let's pull it together We're all professionals here Yeah Megan I are anyway All right we get into the throwback Threesome next Deb you've got three minutes to call us Otherwise we'll have your phone to let it rip there

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