The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW like a throuple without the benefits

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London as they dive into hilarious discussions, including Clint's fake tan adventures, manifestation success stories, and the ultimate dating shortcuts with 'Date to the Point.' Tune in for a heartfelt chat about reverse karma, the debut of the Wellington Anthem, and special guest appearances. Plus, catch up on the latest entertainment news and play along with 'The Edge 10K Easy Money' challenge. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening02:46 Jesse McCartney Discussion08:50 Cockatoo Conversations19:11 Manifestation and Positive Thinking32:31 Dating to the Point36:15 Debating Throuple Dynamics37:13 ChatGPT as a Relationship Counselor41:26 Taylor Swift's Podcast Debut45:59 Wellington Anthem: A Musical Tribute56:28 Date to the Point: Meet Steven01:06:46 Friends Phoner: Reverse Karma Stories

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Warning, this show contains fake tan, real regrets, and one Australian hostage situation. It's here at breakfast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.

He ain't lying. One to six, good morning. Fake tan yesterday, actually. Yes, he is looking a little bit orange. Have you noticed, Sash? It's beautiful. The day after a tan, he looks a bit umpulumpurish. Oh, he's taking the top.

You automatically, I tell you what, I was just having a bit of a flat day. And I was like, and I was washing my car and doing a few other admin things. I was like, I'm going to treat myself. There is nothing like, oh, God, Steph's mic sock on. Once again, people will think all the lulls are Steph. Take it off.

Just take it off. There is nothing like a tan when you're feeling a bit. Honestly, if you're doing ab crunches and you're on the assault bike, you're doing all the things, you're like, where are the abs? They're only a Bondi sands one hour tan session away, I promise you. And if you use 10 at checkout, you'll get 10% off all Bondi sands. It's actually not sponsored, but I've used a lot of different tans, and I find the one hour, the best.

And you actually wash it off, and then as soon as you wash it off, you go, well, that was a waste of time, where did it go? Then the next day you wake up at, hallelujah. I might do a tan this week. I haven't done one in ages. Yeah, you should say it normally, and it going on your sheets afterwards. That's why I just do the one hour thing. Yeah, but you've got a wife that'll help you.

If my husband, he's no help to me. Yeah, it's a bit sad when I have to get my 10-year-old daughter to do the back. Okay, can you just put the mitt on and just get the middle of my back? You missed a bit. Oh, I think it looks good. It looks smooth. If I do it, it's all blotchy.

I can never get it evenly enough across. You need a mitt. Got a mitt. You got to exfoliate first. Do you guys ever do, like, body brushing or lymphatic? Like, I have a body brush. I'm like, I'll get you one each. Do I look like I do any body brushing?

No, no, no, but it's not about your skin. It's about your, like, lymphatics and all that. So you get a, it's like, a hard brush, and you do it on, like, all your lymphatic. points. Like your ankles behind your knees, your groin, your stomach, your underarms, you do these towards the heart quite hard and then you go do all your skins. By the end of it, your whole body's red and all the blood is rushing through you. Then you have shower and you lather your stuff in some sort of oil and it is. Oh, that sounds like a bit of me. It's delicious and your skin feels, and that's a perfect thing to do it before, the day before you do your tanning.

Oh yeah, let me, give me one of those. I'm on those brushes. Okay, you get me a roll off my limps. It's not a roll, it's a brush. Brush. I still don't get it. It looks like one of the brushes that you scuff shoes with. Like that. Oh, and you buff up the leather boots?

Yes, yes, yes. Never done that either. Maintenance, man. Maintenance. Clint Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We'll share with the class. Clint Megan Dan with us London. We were just

talking about a six-am drawback and I was like, yo, can we get him in after the Jonas brothers brought him out on stage? And then I said, Jesse McCartney is gay. Because I said, what's he doing now before he plays music? Dang goes, leave it with me. Does it Google? I was like, no, I'll Google it as well in case.

They said, no, I do scandal and not day. What did you come up with him? I googled Jesse McCartney, and the first thing that comes out is, when did Jesse McCartney come out? And it's September 28, 2004, came out. And then I said, like, he must have gone back in because he recently became a father with his first child to his wife, Katie Peterson, in June. So literally two months ago. So we're like, what is his sexuality, flip-fobbing? Is he fluid? What's going on here?

And you're allowed to? If that's where you want to do? No. So 28th of September 2004, he didn't come out of the closet. That's when his debut album came out. Which was called Jesse McCartney. Just before that song. A bit different.

Just before zombie and dankers, oh no, it came out with music. Don't word it like that, though, Google. Come on. It literally says, when did Jesse McCartney come out? Yeah, because the album's called Jesse McCartney. Right. So the album, Jesse McCartney. The self-titled debut album came out.

It's confusing though, isn't it? He's actually kicking off his weightless tour at the moment. I thought you'd make to say he's weightless tour. No. I don't know what his weightless tour means, but he's also got a new single that he just released called Tripp. I'll try and pull it up and see how old Jesse McCartney compares to new Jesse McCartney.

I don't want another peathe. You got it. Oh, it's so good. Such a good style. Is the new one Tripp as good? As if. We'll see. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast.

What a guy. He's actually got a brand new song out right now. Trip. Wonder how it would compare to the old school banger that is Beautiful Soul? You can judge. Okay, a bit funky. You bring Miami to the bedroom. Make it rain like a hurricane, don't you?

You're shining pretty just like New York City. Yeah. Keep going. origin to the course. Here we go. I'm in. You make me a trip. Catchy.

Yeah. I think if it was another artist, I'd like it more. The Jonas Brothers was doing. Yeah, like the knowledge that it's Jesse McCartney. And the first one is you bring Miami to the bedroom, which is like his way of being like, yeah, I've got a Latino lover. And he's the whitest. You'd hope his wife isn't like.

from Tennessee or something she'd be like also like you make it rain like a hurricane what does that mean? Yeah, somebody needs to tell them about weather events Yeah

Hurricanes no fun No no no no no No no no no Especially in Miami Yeah Oh good on you Jesse McCartney Yeah it's doing his thing That whole era though

God we had it so good for pop music Yeah it was easy as well Like you could release like that That song a fairly simple pop song And it'd go off As long as you were good looking Yeah but now men especially in pop are expected to have more depth.

I'm like, that's boring to me. I also find it strange when, like you said, he's talking about, like, a Latino lover and, let's say, his wife is from Tennessee. When artists do sing about things that you clearly know their life has nothing to do with, and I know that drawing on experiences from maybe their friends and whatever,

and they're trying to be relatable. But it's strange when they're singing about something, he's like, bro, you're married with, like, kids. That's why? What are you talking about how you're, like, broken up and now you back together? His wife is definitely not Latino. Yeah.

I've just looked. Her name's Katie Peterson. Told you. Katie Peterson. Hello. I'm Jessica McCroney's wife. These are our kids, Everett and Hunter. Do you know what I was like?

I think his kid's Archer. I think I saw it. See you same. Archer's right in there. Do you know what I would like? This is kind of on topic. I would like a super group boy band of just the gay members of all the other boy bands.

So who you got? So you got Howie from Backstreet Boys? Is he gay? Yeah, I think so. I think he was. And then in Enstststst, sink there's, is it Jay, no, what she is, Lance Bass.

Lance, yeah. And then unfortunately, the homosexual member of boys own past away, so he can't be in. What about the cowboy and the vinger boys? I think they're all gay. They're still take him, you know what I mean? We've got four people already. And then they would just do like all the best of.

See, Aladdin? Yeah, because he's like, who knows, on the fence, fluid. But he's too good for them. Now, that would be a cool group. That would be a super group. And they come and just do like gay clubs around the world. And well, would they be, you couldn't get in the, like, Backstreet Boys. You know, and you have to say it like that.

Boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. Yeah. Love that. Yeah, with a Z. So you have to do it.

Boys. Someone put that together. Simon Cow, where you at, bro. If he wants to make some money, that's the way to do it. The boys. De Boys. Imagine how hard they would go on stage. No, no.

No. They would have like... I wish they put some clothes on. Okay, we're... They go hard. You're too immature for them to finish that combo. Lesh go. We've been very naughty today.

Oh, yeah, aren't we? No. Okay. Okay, I'll admit. This is sad. This is sad because we, honest to God, don't do this, like, often or ever. But Dan, we can see.

to Kendall, and he goes, oh, wow, she's got a cockatoo. And so I had already thought of something, and I said to Dan, pitch me up a slow one and say that exact same thing on here, because then I was going to go, oh, Ash, you would have had a cockatoo. I was going to say Clint. And then Dan ended up picking up on what I did, and then we started laughing, gags over. Anyway. It wasn't as good as I thought of.

First call on the day. Ash would have had a cockle too, though, I'm sure. Morning, Kendall. Good morning, how old are we? Now, I know for a fact, you've got a cockatoo. Wow, you can say that, eh? Yeah. 29 years old, it says here.

Now, that is old for a bird. Nah, that's quite young for the cockatoo, eh? Is this? Like, in human years, Kendall? Yeah, human years, yep. So he's the same age as you? Yeah, that's correct. That's adorable.

Did you get him as like a birth present or something? No, I've actually, it's my partner's bird, but I've come. claimed it pretty much. Absolutely love him. Oh, and does he do all the tricks, like talks and, you know? Yeah. What else? That's some quite naughty words all the time, but I, um, if he's trained it that well,

he's done it. What's the best thing that he can say? Like, if he's got, like, a trick, what's the biggest sentence? And you are live on the radio, so you might have to bleed that. Yeah, I won't say his best one, but absolutely loves a wolf whistle. Oh, does he? Now, that's good, eh, when someone walks past and he's just going, But I'd be so offended if I came to your house and he didn't walk whistle for me.

I'd be like, I'd go home and cry because I'm not hot enough for the bird. Why does Ash keep walking past the car? There might give you some kisses. Has he got his... Why is Ash tweaking her nipples while she looks in the bed? Has he got his wings clipped? Yeah, they are, yeah. Has he ever flown away, though?

Because they obviously will keep growing. And you think, shit, I've got to clip his wings this weekend. And then you forget? No, he's pretty tame. He likes to stay in his cage. and doesn't really come out. I'm just Googling facts about... It's a bit of a downfall, but...

Cockatoos, and you're right. 40 to 60 years is the life expectancy. Who knew? Yeah, it's a long time. That's incredible. I mean, I don't want to be depressing Kendall, but that's going to be a very sad day when that bird dies.

Yeah, that's a... Oh, 100%. Oh, he's a part of the family. Oh, of course he is. That is a lot of time to get attached to a bird. That is amazing. Wow. They're one of the oldest living birds in existence.

So, yeah, no other bird. or very few other birds live as long in the world. I love cockatoos. We have a farm back in Australia, Kendall, and at the exact same time, every day the cockies come, and they sit on the same branch, and they have an hour after that, the cuckabar has come, and it's just so wonderful.

Like, you feel like they're part of your life, and the big, cool, yellow, and the other ones are black, other ones are pink. I can talk about cockatoos forever, really. They bond with one person for life, and they've been cases where they've remembered a human 20 years after seeing them for the last time. Wow.

You could host a podcast. Yeah, they're so cool. This has been a real trip-down cockatoo later. A trip back down cockatoo later. I've never been down there, have you? Kendall, hold there, bro. We'll get a voucher sent out to you so you can go spend in store at Z. Same with Brock.

Second call of the day. What? Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning.

Oh, is that producer, Brock. Yes. Yes, it is. Riches, juice and Rob, there we go. Oh, my gosh. All making sense. We were talking about hurricanes in Miami before being like,

they're not a good thing. Oh, Brock. You said that now this makes sense. Hurricanes in Miami can be fun. I had sex down at Main Beach during a big hurricane. There was a hell of a rush. Yeah, no. We mentioned that hurricanes in Miami were terrible.

I had a great fun. Didn't blow away. We walked down to Main Beach. and had to put bloody boulders over our clothes so we were able to get changed afterwards. It was a hell of a great time. Hey, how's whereabouts down the line are you? For people who have been listening to the show

wondering what you're up to, a brooks running a radio station south of Auckland. Yeah, no, I'm just actually at the moment in Talmutu at the gym on my way down to Cikwiri to run the EVE section down there. Yeah, far up, man. Money for toy fam, if you want to listen, guys. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's enough of that. Both great stations. Oh, well, it's great to talk to you, bro. Yeah, man, we'll send you a voucher and go spend and store it at Z so instead of you sending them out, you'll get one cent to you, bro. Oh, finally. It's the sort of time of waiting being and gone.

It's like a new tickets now. Yeah, yeah, man. Hey, it's plenty good to catch up with you, bro, and hear what you're up to. Nice to know you still listen to the show, too. Yeah, well, some of those do at the gym, I'm laughing at you work hard. Yeah, good.

Hey, great, dear friend, Brock. What a guy. years ago when he was having sex on the beach in Miami. Who knew would end up in a free coffee from Zed for it? Exactly. I said, do you never know in life? Always going to take you? The keep's on giving. God works

in mysterious ways. I'm going to get you laid and I'm going to get you a coffee in 8 to 10 years. You're welcome. Wow. Cockatoos amazing birds. I can't believe they last that long. It's crazy. It's a big commandment. The Clint McGinn' Dan podcast.

Gossip and entertainment. Clit megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Bring the team together with Cater Station with new stations on the menu. It's a good time to check out caterstation.com. I've got two kind of scandal headlines that I want to talk about this morning. Head us. Opposid, opposite ends of the spectrum.

The first, Jeff Bezos, obsessed with making wife Lauren Sanchez the next Bond girl. For goodness sake. How embarrassing is that? Also, that is the most privileged shit I've ever heard. That's a photo of her. She looks like, she's fine looking, but she's had so much plastic surgery that she looks older. than she is. They say money can buy you anything.

Do you reckon it can buy you, your wife, the Bond girl, and a movie? But she can't, unless James Bond was like 98 years old. She's like the young little. You know, it's just these people are delusional. Like Jeff Bezos is delusional if he thinks that he, maybe she can be in the Austin Powers. And she can be the next, a lot of vagina.

Yeah, exactly. Or like, I don't know, a lot of Botoxone. or something, but you can't be putting your wife. When you're used to getting whatever you want, maybe you start to actually believe that you can get whatever you want. No one says no to this guy. So in his mind, it's all, anything's possible. Yeah, if you threw enough money at it.

Yes. I saw yesterday Timothy Shalameh is also in talks to be maybe James Bond. Shut up. So that wouldn't work. Unless that guy puts on like 50 kilos of muscle, stop it. Who would you cast as the next bond? I quite like the idea of Idris Elba. I was so mad for that rumour.

Yeah. And I really wanted Idris. I think he would be awesome at it. He's British. He's kind of like cool. Yes. I like the idea. He's caught in a suit.

Remember when they did Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher? Anyone who read the books was just like, he ain't it. Because he didn't fit the mould. And even though Timothy Shalameh's incredible actor, it doesn't fit the mould. I see him as the bad guy. Like he could be the villain in a Bond. You can't be James Bond.

It needs to be a big. big old solid block of a man. Idris Elba. Absolutely. The second scandal I want to talk about is at the other end of the spectrum. So it's an 18-year-old boy called Archie Wilson. You might have seen this on your socials. It came around last night and had a bit of a cry to it.

His name is Archie Wilson. He's an Aussie guy and he's gone over to America to chase his dream of being a punter in the NFL, and the punter is the one that kicks the ball, right? Because in NFL they have like a thousand players who just do one thing as opposed to well-rounded. He would just come on to, like, punt the ball or field goals. Yes.

Yeah. So this is him. He's at a press conference. He's 18 years old. He's a very long way away from home. And a reporter asks him if he misses his family and if he loves them. Yeah, I love them a lot. Yeah, I've got two little brothers and my mom and dad.

Yeah, that's the tough part about being here. I love them a lot and I miss them. But it's, I mean, they know this is what's best for me. And it's good. I can still talk to them, plenty over the phone. coming here to see the first few games, so I'm looking forward to that. Okay, well, producing NEPA said that. So what actually happens is that he cries at the start and then there's like 10 seconds

of him just crying. And it is hard to break. This little kid just sitting there weeping. And one of the headlines is nation, what do they put like that? The whole of Australia like puts their arms around, Archie Wilson, that his little kid and made me think, like, he's so young. It's like, buddy, like, finishes high school and goes so. far away to play a sport

if that was my son I'd be on the first flight hope I'd be like I'm on my way baby yeah so tough once my money he'll be rich one day well if he's good right I mean it's probably one of the most like high pressure positions you can be in sport like a lot of the time your team can be

battling it out for the entire game and it comes down to like 12 seconds to go and they bring out the field goal kicker yeah to win the game from like 50 yards out where it's like this very very difficult kick and you're meant to just like be chill and win it in front of 100,000 people.

Doesn't sound like he's great at being chill. He's young and he'll learn. But can I just say, this is going to be very contentious. I think that's why Australian rules football is the greatest game on earth because there's lots of scoring and it revolves on everyone on the team. And unless someone marks the ball on the siren

and it's even and they have to kick it, it's like, you know, I love soccer, go Auckland FC. but you know like I want lots of scoring and the other thing too I suppose it's the same when all of a sudden if it's like no no and you get like a penalty in football soccer and then it comes down

to this one guy or like you know in the World Cup where like comes down to a penalty shootout they're shooting it in the one guy misses and then all of a sudden they got death threats and like and there have been back in the day people that have been like murdered because they lost a football game but what about all the hour and a half

of opportunities that everyone else had to yeah it's hard to be a sport We should all have more grace for sports people. They really do it tough. You know, they're getting paid millions of dollars to, you know, kick a thing around and that's hard. Every time he misses a goal, though, he's going to burst into tears, poor guy. He misses his family. Not of his mum and dad are watching.

Okay, next on the show, if you also would like professional sports people, more cash. Ash is going to tell you how to get rich. Well, no, no, no. Hey, you're bastardising something really beautiful. Yeah, but at the essence of it, are you not talking about how we can get more money? Or a more fulfilled, happy life. Yeah, but also with the money. Ashes get rich, quick scheme next.

It's a pyramid. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky Boo. If you want something better for your life, listen up because this might be how you start turning things around. Yeah, and it is a bit woo-woo. I totally understand that. But it's kind of already, look, I did this last week, and I'm already seeing the fruits of it.

So last week, I read something about this Lionsgate portal. being open and it being the perfect time for manifesting and yadda yada and i was supposed to do it and then i forgot and i only had 24 hours i don't know it's something to do with the stars or something just go with me close after a day yeah yeah so um i woke up at like 4 a m on a work day and i usually don't get up till like 445 5 and i was like oh working up early but i was wide awake and i said okay we'll stuff i'm just going to get up so i got up and i thought i'll do some meditation or something and i sat on the couch and I realized the portal's still open. The Lionsgate portal.

It's still open because I've woken up early. I've got to, the universe has served me up an opportunity and I was like, okay. And I firmly believe that if you're looking for signs in life, if you're looking for little moments of magic, they will find you if you're open. Sorry, just on that, and this is why maybe the manifesting thing that I thought was all BS. Now I'm way more open to it and I think there's something in it. there was a clip we played like a couple of weeks ago where Tony Robbins

I guess talked about exactly this idea but he just doesn't call it manifesting hear me now this is one of the most important things to tell you I would jot it down if you would we do not experience life we only experience the life we focus on I'm going to say it again we do not experience life

we only experience the life we focus on exactly right is that what manifesting is kind of and yes and no but kind of so like I said you're looking out for moments of joy, of magic, of the thought that maybe something else is going on, which is exactly what he's talking about. That's what happens in the Lionsgate. Yes, so I thought, okay, an opportunity has been served up to me, I'm going to take it,

and I got my piece of paper out, and I did a little manifestation. And part of that was that, like, many people in life, we need some more money. You know, we've got lots of expenses, and I was like, a bit more financial security would be wonderful. We're facing a situation where we're moving out of one rental into another. There's some crossover and the rent. It's going to be expensive month. So I did my manifestation. Within like three days, I've had a couple of situations where just like

random bits of money have come to me. Like something I didn't know I was going to get paid for and they reached out. So we forgot to pay you for this thing. Our landlord where we're moving out, heard we're moving out early and was like, don't pay the rent for the two weeks that you're not there. It's like ridiculous things. Was the Lionsgate portal open

during this time? Yes. It's now closed but you can still But you can still do this because like Clint says, I believe what manifesting is is just aligning yourself to focus on a better outcome for your life. And when you even subconsciously focus on it, you start to make little decisions in life that are going to align with what you're focusing on

because you start to believe that you're worthy of it, that it's going to happen. It's like people that say, I'm unlucky, I never win anything. It's like, well, what did you enter? And they're like, well, nothing because I never win. Not with that attitude. not going to win because you haven't made the choice to enter into anything. And if you ever heard of the law of attraction, it's this idea that you attract, like Tony said, you attract what you

believe, you attract what you focus on, you attract what you put out. So, you know, there's people you meet and you're like, oh, just bad stuff's just constantly happening to them. And it's like, well, if they believe that bad stuff is going to keep happening to them, I personally believe, you know. And this doesn't count for everything, like in a lot of things in life, you served up a really shitty situation and that's not your fault. So I like to think of this. So I like to think of this is just like little frivolous things. So if you want to manifest, and I'm in no way a professional on this, but I've taken new boys through it off there. So with manifesting, the idea is that you want to like act and speak as if it's already happened. So you get out

a piece of paper. This takes five minutes and you write down, first of all, you close your eyes and you'll imagine what you want in your life and you imagine how it's going to feel. So maybe you're imagining that your mortgage will be paid off. So you close your eyes. I am imagining that I am debt-free, what does that look like? How does that feel? So you might write down, I am debt-free or I am mortgage-free. I feel relaxed. When I think about money, I don't feel stressed. I feel proud. We have a bit of extra money for fun things, like maybe a holiday. So you're really writing and acting as if this isn't going to happen in the future, but it's already happened. And you then you kind of write it down.

And then you might write down how that feels. I feel relaxed. I feel proud. I feel whatever it is. So you're writing this all down as if it's already happened in your life and you put it on a piece of paper. And then you might think of three action points. So a couple of things you can do to make this a reality.

So if this is about a job, whatever it is, or a project that you want to complete, what are some three tiny steps? So for me, when I wanted to write my novel, I imagined myself as a published author. And those steps were, I'm going to write a thousand words a day. I am going to find three publishers that I, whatever it is. So you boys have both done this on your pieces of paper. Yeah, should we share ours, Knicks, and see what our...

No, I'm not sharing mine. Oh, you got to share it. It's very private. You don't have to share. Would you like to share Clint? Yeah, okay, I'll share my next. We'll play a song. Clint's gone through the Stargate SG1 portal.

I don't know if it's SG1. And then there's one more step that you haven't done yet, which I'll get you to do after Clint shares what he's manifested. Are you like someone that maybe you weren't, now you are, maybe you've always been, you go, oh my God, I'm so in to all this stuff. Maybe you manifested something. We want to know what it is. Yeah, what did you manifest and then it started happening for you?

What does it like behind the portal? Yeah. I want to know. Yeah, I wait under the edge. We're talking about manifestation. Yeah, so I've taken the boys through a really simple way to manifest. You get a piece of paper out. You imagine the life that you want.

yourself, what it looks like, what it feels like, and a couple of things you need to do to make that happen. My wife is so close to starting a fashion, woman's fashion, holding label, Etta, the label. Can I manifest on her behalf to... It is generally best to manifest for yourself, because you're the one that has to have the energy about it. What happens if your thing that you're wanting to manifest is so out of this world. Oh, what do you know?

It doesn't matter what... If it's... If it's... I want to be the next James Bond, well, that might not happen. No, no, no, but, you know, like, it's really your dream. Dream, dream, dream. Well, then wonderful. Why can you have one life? Why can't you dream so big?

Like, someone's got to do it. Go on, Dan. What is it? Would you like to share? You don't have to share. It's a bit embarrassing. Go on. I wrote, so you said what you weren't wanting to be doing.

I said, I'm playing the lead role in Lema Zarab on Broadway. Oh, you're stumbling even as you're saying. Do you really believe that that's going to happen? You want that to happen? If you do, then fantastic. And then I said, I'm getting great reviews and shares coming to the show. She's been dead for the time you get there, mate. He's gone very specific with it.

Yeah, but why not? We can't, don't laugh at someone's man. Sorry. Oh, what does you manifest, man? I want to get a darker shade of tan. I've bought a home. Great. You've already got a home?

In the Gold Coast. Okay. And I have many new exciting opportunities to choose from. Oh, he wants to leave us. He wants a job in Australia. That's what he's manifesting. I'm going to start fake tanning. And I'm going to create a gumtree account to look for property.

Come on. There you go. They're the things that you're going to do. do in the physical world to make it happen. Now, at the top of your piece of paper, you need to write in capital letters, this or something better, just in case the universe actually has more for you. You don't want to limit yourself with your manifestation. Something better.

And then you want to fold that up. You don't need to look at that. You don't need to read that. You don't need to do anything. You need to put it somewhere safe in your undie drawer or something. And you need to believe that it is done. What's better than the Gold Coast? I don't know.

Byron Bay? in many other places as an Australian but hey you do you boo If you want to go to the Gold Coast Cool Man It's like the Hamilton of Australia Okay what about Bex from Wellington Morning Bex Morning how you going

Good darling have we got a manifester among us I love manifesting I do it all the time But specifically I did it So my daughter has been through a few health issues And for years she was getting like debilitating headaches Like, I mean, like, in bed, awful. So one day I was like, I've had enough need to manifest that we get someone to give us the answers.

Like, we need answers, please, universe, give us something. And we found out that she actually had a Kiari malformation, and for years again, she wasn't getting any answers. And then all of a sudden we found the right doctor, the right doctor found us. We managed to get our surgery. And now we're, it's still a road, it's still a journey, but we're on the road. right track and I 100% believe it was manifesting that really helped her.

Love it. So happy on Jordan's getting help. It's amazing. Amma's texted through. She's talked about vision boards which are a visual manifestation. She said, me and my partner needed a vision ball. We'd put it up over the bed on the ceiling so every morning and night we'd see it.

And what were manifesting within three to four years we'd achieved everything. What about you, Lizzie? Last one, what have you been manifesting over the last few minutes? I'm winning $10,000 worth of the easy money She's good Do you believe it, do you believe it, Lizzie? I do

What's it going to feel like when you win that money? How do you feel? I feel over the moon and excited And a little bit more relaxed with financial pressure Great So what I'm going to do is I'm going to hang up on you And then if you can get through again In the next two minutes,

Manifestation is worked Oh then Lizzie, you're playing next man Clint Meg and Dan Win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-Z money. Here we go, 10 answers in 30 seconds, starting with the letter that Ash gives you and you're $10,000 richer. No repeated answers, you can't pass.

Lizzie was manifesting that she would get through and she's already manifested that she's won. Morning, babe. Morning. Now, Lizzie, we don't want people to think any of this is read them off for a moment, they were talking about manifesting and then she won. So I have not, sometimes I go through the easy money and I make it a bit

easier for people. Unfortunately Lizzie, I haven't done that for you today. It's just as it is. Okay, I understand. But she doesn't need it. She's in the Lionsgate portal. She's been manifesting. The Lion's gate portal is closed. We're just doing regular manifesting now. We were joking like, Dan, just as luck the portal would close and it'd be the one guy that

the portal like closed on and he'd be like half in and half now. Closed on my bottom half. And Dan, I'd slowly die. The good news is I'm through the portal. but I've got no legs. Manifesting legs to grow. It is probably manifested being like the 100-meter like sprint champion of the world.

And then the lion from the Lionsgate feasts on my carcass. Done. On my two good arms. If someone just tuned in, they would be like, are these guys on mushrooms? Like, what is happening? All right, BNZ's got some cash. They want to give it to you, Lizzie.

Here we go. Your 30 seconds will start at the end of Ash asking you the first question. Good luck. She doesn't need it. He doesn't eat because she's manifested. Lizzie, a letter today is H. H for holy lord in heaven. She's one $10,000.

Okay, H. Yes, okay. Can I please have a place in New Zealand? Hey, often. Something you wear. A hat. A movie title. A home alone.

An instrument. A harmonica. A car brand. Honda. Flour. Hydrogen A game A game

A path Something that flies Helicopter A brand Oh my God You were so good You were so good You were so good

It's six from six We did that thing Where the producers look at us And we look at them like we could be on here We could be on here And then the bloody game that got you You're hungry hippos? Oh, I'm so frustrated.

I played every day. Heads up, hearts. Headbands? You know, another one? Oh, babe. If this has proved anything, it's just proved that manifesting sucks. No, the Lions Gate portal closed. Ages ago, Dan.

No. This or something better, though. Liz, you've got to believe that there is more for you than $10,000 to win. It's going to be bigger and better, and we can't wait for you to text us in a week or two and say, guys, I want Vision 1. Or she just stumbled across $10,000 on the road or something. For nothing, for no effort.

Whether you're flating saving to travel We're making a career move. BNZ believes there's an artist starting something new. Your chance to play again at 8 o'clock this morning. We'll do it in an hour. Clint, Megan Dan. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut.

We have B joining us in studio this morning. She's sick at the endless swiping and the wasted weekends and just wants to date to the point. We're meeting a lot of different eligible bachelors this week and trying to find out if you can find your forever and just five questions. Someone that knows her better, though, than anyone is her BFF.

Susanna, good morning. Good morning, guys. So bad you didn't think being on Kiwi radio to talk about your friend's dating life would be in your 2025 bingo card, but here we are. Thanks. Yeah, go for it.

Ask me questions. What do you want to know? I'll tell you everything, guys. What do you think has stopped her from finding the one so far? That's a good question I think First of all She's picky

Okay There's a good thing There's like a certain type Which she really like It's usually kind of like An Irish type of guy Which is probably hard to find here Why are you're as far away

From Ireland as you could get I might talk like this to you right now Is that doing anything to you Stop it I'm going to get excited Right So you could look as bad as me And talk like this It looks like the Sillian Murphy

you know like I don't know he's hard it's the freckles and dimples and all that by the way I think she also kind of like a f*** boy a little bit okay that's her problem don't we all he can't really recognise a nice boy from a so usually she showed me like some

messages or something and I'm like straight away hey B this is totally like a f*** boy don't go on the date please stay at home and she's like no she's nice she's fine can you pick one and you know that you shouldn't be

hanging out with them because they're no good, but you do anyway? Or do you have no idea that they're an F-Boy? No, sometimes I knew they were trouble. Right. But you know, you want to fix people. As a woman, you see the best in them and you want to help them, like, reach the potential. You've got to get rid of that. They've got to stop doing that.

Hey, she's usually, like, she sees, like, their profile somewhere on some of the ads. And they're, like, exactly they're writing, hey, I'm not looking for a long-term relationship. go on the day. Okay, here's another question for you, Susanna.

On the flip side of the negative stuff, what would make be a good long-term partner or maybe wife one day? She's stunning. She's funny. She can be, like, annoying, but funny, annoying, you know? And she's great chef. She's like, she's going to cook everything

what you want. She's the best. And every time when you said or something, she's going to cheer you up. She's the person for you. She's going to be there with you. for you. She's fine to cancel all her plans and just stay with you.

Where I didn't say her. That's so nice. You guys sound like you have a great relationship. Hey, thanks, Susanna. We really appreciate the insight and to be. We'd be getting an insight into the guys, but it's being nice to find out a little bit more about your BFF. Thank you. I hope you're going to find her someone. We know, hopefully.

Nice boy, please. Okay. So she doesn't have to comfort me anymore in my crying session. Yeah. But guys, she's not too emotional. Not too emotional. Oh, she is terrible.

Oh, I should have hung up for her about five seconds earlier. You ever wonder what it would be like to be in the thruple? Is that a three-person relationship? Yeah. Can't say I really have. Imagine like the jobs that you would share. No, the girl, the woman, would just do more jobs. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but there'd be two of them. Oh, so you're saying it has to be two women. What if you were in a throuple? I want a thruple with a dude. What if it was me, you and Jamie? It does sound like fun. Dan's comic relief. It would be, yeah.

What if you're in a thruple but Jamie wanted another guy and you wanted another girl? Who gets to decide if it's a man or a woman? Jamie. Obviously Jamie. So if Jamie's deciding which she will be because she'd a boss. No, I think she would actually go a woman. Over another man. Would she?

Yeah. Ash. I know it's Clint's fantasy. I want to. another woman because more help are with the mental load of life. Imagine it. Isn't it actually when you watch those TV shows, you go, man, that's crazy,

how do they do it? And then you start watching it, you go, actually, if you can make it work, it's got a lot of benefits. Logistically, there are lots of benefits to having three adults. Yeah, you'd only have to take the kids to karate once every three weeks. Is it legal? Every second weekend. It is, I guess, legal.

I don't think you can't be married to two people. No. But you can, of course, you can be in relationship with as many people as you want. Well, I'm in a thruple without the benefits. I'm in a thruple at the moment with ChatGBT GBT and my wife. And it's my own fault because last week I think I trained Chat GBT to think she's part of the relationship. I like to... Why is her Chat GBT, BT, a woman, by the way?

I don't know. I think it defaults is a man. I might have changed it. You've just decided it's a woman. Yeah, women, I just, I don't know. She just seems more caring. Also, you just want a woman to tell you what to do, not a man. I use a chat chippy tea as like a flirt bot.

Well, no, so. That's something Dan would do not use. That's me. You decide. I mean, I like changing my hair a lot, right? And I shaved my head, and then I was like, my wife was like, oh, I'll darken up and put a tone of through it. She does hearing makeup stuff. I was like, okay, cool.

Then I got bored in the dark and I want to go blonde again. And she was like, well, you can't go blonde because I've just deposited color into the follicle. And when you bleach it, yeah, she's like, it won't. And I was like, what does she know? I was like, I'm going to ask Chachibby, too. Oh, gosh. So instead of a working professional who has years and years of experience dying hair, you're going to ask a computer server in bloody San Francisco.

Yeah, because my wife's like, you've already deposited colour into the follicle. She's an expert in her field. You'll get like, it'll be patchy and it won't take, right? So I ask Chachyipti if it's possible. Chachy Ptee says, it is possible, but it comes with some red flags. Uneven lift because you're depositing pigment. into the hair shaft. Oh, exactly what Jamie already told you.

Extra damage, possibly needing more than one bleach session. It goes on and on and on. So I responded early on the week. That's what my wife said. Why did you say that? Shouldn't have done that. Especially if the chat, GBT's a girl. I was going to take her side.

It did. It goes, sounds like your wife knows her stuff. That's basic hair signs right there. And she goes, let me guess. She probably said something like, why don't you just wait a few more weeks, let it grow out, and then try it. And I was like, oh my God, that is what she.

Why are you responding to? ChatGB like you're having a conversation with it. That's so weird and bad for the environment. Jamie and Chat Chhabiti's periods have synced up. Yeah, it turned around and said, ha-ha, she's basically pulling the, are you even listening to me card? And then she said,

am I now your hair-coloured translator? And she's taking my wife's side and I said, I feel like I'm going to thruple with you too without any of the benefits. You're flirting with ChatGBT. He's flirting with ChatGBT. That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Then Chat said, yeah, I'm basically the platonic third wheel here.

all the advice and none of the candlelit dinners, but I can bring snacks. What, no. If I was Jamie and I knew you were flirting with chat DBT, I'd be very unhappy. She suggested a lot of snacks because I was curious what she would bring. Don't say she, say it. It's not a she, it's an it.

Along with chocolate-dipped strawberries for a touch of class before we inevitably make fun of each other again. You are flirting, you are having a loser. I had to stop, I had to stop, like, after that. What is the difference between that and flirting with a real, woman on the other end like really what you're doing is engaging with me out as much as my wife has called flirtation babe you're flirting with a computer server how does that feel my wife knows though because i'm reading out the response and she's like ha i told you even she agrees with me

so it's like she's and then she'll go what does what does she think that's what my wife's like what does she think and then she's like see i told you we both told you and now i'm in this like weird thruple yeah it's definitely a weird thruple it's weird it's it makes me feel giving it gives me The heby-Geebies. Didressa Carl? You're using the internet wrong, bro. Like, there's way better websites than that. He's not allowed to, though.

Jamie's barred him from those, remember? Oh, come on, I'll send you some links. Yeah. So I'm just saying, don't ask ChatGBTGBT to settle an argument with your partner. Because if it sides with your partner, then all of a sudden, it gets, like, sassy, and I don't know how to reprogram it or reset it. When you imagine your Chat-GBT-T girlfriend, is she got pink hair and big boobies.

Yes, and a sleeve tanner, I'll ask her. Clint Migg and Dan Gossip and Entertainment Scandal Clit me and Dan with Ash London Scandal Scandal brought to you by Kata Station with new stations on the menu

It's a good time to check out KataStation.com. I like their taco station I just want any station at this point because I've had my breakfast yet so Tatee and look you might not give a crap about Taylor Suit and that's totally fine I promise you scandal will still be interesting to you today

because we're not going to go into the weeds we're not going to be talking about Easter eggs and all that we're just going to talk about what's going on So her boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, has a podcast with his brother called New Heights. That podcast episode will drop in about, it's at 11 a.m. NZ time, so three hours away. And that's Taylor's who's first ever podcast. Apparently heaps of Swifties are taking the day off to listen. Oh, stop.

That's too much. It's a podcast. You can do it while you work. Exactly. No, you can do it after work. We can't do when we were while we work. You can listen while you're at your desk. So we haven't got the episode yet, but we have got some teasers and bits of audio.

And I just think it's funny that these two guys, they're such alpha male bros, and then there's Taylor. So this is Jason Kelsey, who's Taylor's brother-in-law, I guess. If she was married. Doing the intro, which is actually two minutes long. So we were to listen to the whole thing. Our guest today is a singer, songwriter, and producer and director from Nashville, Tennessee.

That's bullshit. She is from Redding, Pennsylvania. She is the most awarded hardest in the history of the American Music Awards, Billboard Music Awards and IHeart Radio Music Awards. 14 Grammy Awards and is the only artist in the history to an album of the year four times. Last December, she wrapped up the Erosur, which spanned 140. Sounds like she's about to wrestle.

In our jobs, we sometimes do this if you're at an event or a show or something and they read your bio out while you're just awkwardly standing there. So she's sitting there next to Travis. It's all very cute. He does his long-winded intro, and then this is her lovely response. Oh, my God. I've seen this before. No, look, his soul has left his body.

I'm crampy. I'm crampy. No, that was so good. Thank you. I tried, Ted. Thank you for screaming for like 47 seconds for me. That was so nice. That was so sweet.

Tatea, welcome to new heights. Thank you. Thanks for having me on my favorite podcast. And then she goes on. We all know, you know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. And, um, I think. I think we all know that if there's one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces

and on their screens. It's more of me. Come on. She's very self-aware at Tatei. It's such an interesting take the way she has chosen to do this. I mean, can you imagine the podcast downloads? Like, this is going to,

they will have the number one podcast in the world today. Oh, definitely. I think it's going to break records of the most listened to podcast. See you later. I wonder how many times Travis has asked his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, to come on. at zero times.

He doesn't have to. But then why did she end up on it? Like, did she ask or did he go, hey, if you ever want to be on, the invitation is always there? She only wants them when she wants to plug something. Yes. True.

She knows what she's doing. She's the ultimate business woman. For guys who are listening, who don't know really what's going on with all the Taylor Swift stuff, and you saw it on maybe Lyon and your partner might have been getting excited about it. She's a Swifty.

There's this one guy. I don't know what he does for a living, but he definitely looks like a chippy, like a builder. And he talked to TikTok. yesterday to say this. This is a warning to all the men who are dating or married to a Swifty. The new album isn't out yet.

They're celebrating the announcement of an album that's coming. Today is not a day where you're going to win brownie points or gain favor. You need to be reactive, not proactive. He goes on about some of the questions you shouldn't ask, like, what's your favorite song

on the new album? He's like, you'll get in trouble. not out. He's doing some favours for men around the world. And all these people, and in seriousness, all these people that are going, oh, who cares, it's just a little bit of brightness in a very sad world at the moment.

You know, there's some of these that are out there that are looking forward to this album. Yeah. They're not harming anyone. Absolutely. Gillette people have their fun. And, you know, good on Taylor for giving people something to be excited

about, for making it a game, for dropping the Easter eggs. Some of these Easter eggs are going back multiple albums. This shows how far forward she is planning this out. People are like, three years ago she knew the colours she was going to use. She knew what the album

was going to be called and she was giving us hints back then. Yeah. If you don't care and you're getting annoyed, just remember, not everything in the world is for you. That is so true. Exactly right, Clint. Yeah. Just swipe on, babe. Live your best life, guys, go for it. Clint, Megan, Dan. All right, let's get into it. Let's go play list. From the Tampa

Cape Brianger down to the dirty deep south to Bluff, no town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. Each week we put together a song, an anthem of sorts for different places around New Zealand. By the end of it, hopefully we have a postcode playlist. When you say we, it's all you, baby. We just sit back and ride on your coat tails.

Waiting for him to please ask us to join in. And this week I did. Yeah. We got London on a track. London. Come on. I was so honoured when you asked me, because this is a very big deal.

Well, the honour was all mine. I needed a Rihanna to my M&M. because this week it's a rat track. Well, yeah, I don't really have much on Rihanna, but thank you so much. You honestly knocked it out of the park. So we've done Wellington this week. The capital city of New Zealand, one of the nicest places, nicest cities. It's a beautiful city, like I said on yesterday's show.

When I found out we were moving to Auckland, I was so excited, remembering an amazing trip to Auckland we had, and then I got here and I realized, oh, I was thinking about Wellington. Fair enough, that's a beautiful face. Well, some of the songs in the past, Jason Mamoa was spotted in Rotorua Rotorua One of my favourites

Inbucago got one Also one of my favourites was The one for North Shore in Auckland That borderline jumped on I love this line It's in Auckland but it's north That was the one I was less proud of And then it's become the most famous line of the whole song.

Takapuna. Yeah. So this week, Wellington, and this is your song. You make the suggestions of the lyrics. Yeah. And lots of stuff came through on the text machine. They have a zoo, apparently. One of the best zoos in New Zealand in Wellington.

Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson, both originated. What about the cat? What's the cat? What's the cat? Yeah, Mittens the cat? Oh, actually, that was suggested on the phones earlier this week. Oh, you've got to include the bucket pound in. Blanket Man.

Isn't Mittens the cat in Auckland now? Yeah, Mitten's a cat, apparently a very famous identity in Wellington, but then the owners of Mitten's moved to Auckland. Very. Other stuff, lots of hipsters live there and they ride their bikes around. Hilly, it's lots of hills and windy. Very hilly, very windy. Lots of coffee, great coffee.

It's a lot of content, Dan. Sometimes it's too much, Conda. Do you feel overwhelmed or do you feel like you've done Wellington proud with the lyrical genius that you've managed to cobble together this week? I think we've painted a great picture of the Capital City. of New Zealand in the song. Michaela, you suggested Mittens the cat earlier this week. So if we get you to sit on hold and listen to the song,

which we're going to debut for you and the rest of the country next and let us know if you're happy with it, you accept the Wellington song, the Wellington anthem, or do you reject it? You happy to do that? Yeah, that'd be cool. Okay, hold dear. You need at least three on a jury, like a best of three.

So if you're also from Wellington, and you think that you have licensed to speak on the acceptance or rejection of the Wellington anthem, oh, 800 the Edge. Postcode playlist From the tip of Cape Rianger Down to the dirty deep south of bluff No town is safe

This is your postcode playlist Debuting for the very first time on the edge Yeah Wellington this week A lot of suggestions for lyrics came through From you, the listeners And we love this You can't beat it on a good day, Wellington They've got a zoo

Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson Lots of urine in the bucket fountain Apparently someone suggested That means people are weighing in a fountain Or is it just got a sewage issue I think I'm not a lot of people are weighing in it I don't know. Wellington go off, Kings and Queens.

Lots of hipsters. They ride bikes. Blanket Man, RIP, passed away recently. Mitten's the Cat. Used to be an identity in Wellington. Now move to Auckland. It's windy, it's hilly, and it's the home of Teppapa. How the hell you crammed all that into one song, but we're about to find out. Jeez, good.

Ash Linden. Oh, gosh. Featuring in the chorus. And Dan is doing the rap. Here it is Wellington. The Capitol Wellington City You can beat it on a good day

Yes, Wendy, but it's okay And I grew in L.A. Wine than Cee, if I ever do All of a poppy is freshly brewed On a little straight Wendy, Wellington City Yeah, on the waterfront, just relaxing

A lot of the rings and Peter Jackson Lots of piss in the bucket fountain Cable car goes up the mountains Yeah, I'm a hipster On a bike I don't drive riding past a beehive sending love out to Blanket man Mitten's the cat moved to all colland

Yeah, set the violence Yeah, that the art Yeah, you're mistreated Sounds like fun to the capital Of New Zealand Wellington City Can beat it on a good day Yes, windy but it's okay

And a truth in LA There are willing to see the other do All of a coffee is briskney brood Come on a hook straight, Wendy, Wellington Today There are fears that Wellington Could soon become a bit of a ghost It comes as Wellington's protests

Came to a fiery and around Wellington You check it to pop a museum Coffee from Ivana Lots of restaurants and food to discover If you want to park, you will have to pay If you want to swim Oriental Bay, yeah, the home of Tyco, Waititi, strippers downtown, flashing their tities. Cuba Street, it gets city, because Wellington is the capital city.

Mountain City can beat it on a good day. Yes, Wendy, but it's okay, and it's root in Italy. Wyoming City, yeah, they have a zoo. All of the coffee is freshly brewed. Homeward has up straight, Wendy, Wellington, City. That's going out to you, Wellington. There's bloody catching it is. The Capitol!

You can't please everyone. Someone said, hey, Peter Jackson's from Pukirua Bay, mate. But he's been seen in Wellington quite a bit. Okay, let's go to our jury. Michaela, what do you think? I honestly think that's your best one yet. Okay. How good was Ash on the chorus?

Oh, I loved all of it. It was so good. Oh, Michaela's loving it. Mariniya, morning. Morning, that was so vivy. I sort of just wanted it to keep going. Definitely the best year. Okay.

You're coated everything. Great. Okay, I only wanted to make Wellington proud. Okay, interesting. We get a lot of texts as well from your feature vocal. Ash, you're awesome. Very, very quick. Dan needed you for sure.

Oh, he did not need me. But I'm honored to have been included. Now I feel bad doing what I'm about to do, being sent some of Ash's isolated gang vocals. The gang vocals are like, at the end of a sender, you might be like, yeah, Wellington City. I didn't do a gang style. I did it like vocal extra style. This isn't me trying to be gangstaffed. No, no, no, but only like gang vocals, like you make it sound like there's a gang of people all singing the last line.

Not being gang stuff. I had one goal with it, okay? They just played the rapids and sing over the top. It sounds great when it's all mixed. Does it sound like when Ash is just in the studio on her own? Relaxing. Peter Jackson. Ew.

Up the mountain. Don't drum. Die high. High blanket man. Oh. Oh. Wellington City. Now do you like that.

Hey, how good is it? All right, your job is to play for teen... She's still going. Pay. Stop out. Oriano Bay. Stop. Did it off.

Hi, Tyca. See. Today. Clint Megan Jan. Spinky boo. Win $10,000 right now with the H-10K. The money. Just got 8 o'clock.

Shout out to BNZ. Whatever you're starting. VNZ has the tools you need to mask. your money from the get-go. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter, Ash gives you inside 30 seconds. We'll give you $10,000. You can pass.

We've got time. We'll come back, but no repeated answers in playing this morning is Vicki. Vicki, live from Todonga, good morning. Morning. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need a new car right here. We do need a new car.

Another car. We need another car. We've got too many people to fit in one car. Okay, so you need a people mover. Yes. Okay. Okay, my love. Well, this morning, your letter is L.

L4. L. Look at me, look at me. Okay. Ready to rock? All right. You've got to calm yourself, Vicki. You get one shot, 30 seconds.

That's the difference between you having $10,000 and not having $10,000 if you can do this. Okay. All right. Let's do this. Starting with L, can I please have a food? Lemon. A job. Librarian.

A color. Lime green. Something you do at the gym. A school subject Literacy A sports player Pass A mode of transport

Pass A girl's name Laura Something related to space Wow She is so Very very good Past the 6th and 7th

Got the 8th Lebron James would have been an L Lionel Messi. No. Time and time again, we've seen it before quite a lot recently where they've just got on a roll at the start and then one pass just throws the game.

Yeah. Motor transport, limousine, land cruiser. Yeah, Lime scooter. Lime scooter. Oh, so many. Easy for us to say now with the answers in front of us, boys. Yeah, it is. Sorry, Vicky.

Thanks for playing that, babe. No problem, thank you. Clint, Meg and Dan. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. The ultimate dating shortcut is here. Cut the small talk and cut date to the point. B is in studio with us once again as she continues to date the eligible bachelors of New Zealand.

Morning, Vee. Hello, hello. How are you? Good. We spoke to Cam yesterday. I did like him. And he was nice, wasn't he? So I think we've raised the bar a little bit now.

Yeah, I'm pretty set on Cam again. Not that it's up to me, B. But for me, Cam will be hard to beat. Well, we still need to see a picture, so... Let's not get too excited yet. Okay. Fingers crossed. Not cam off his perch is Stephen.

Let's take a listen to Steve. Introducing Bachelor number four, Stephen values loyalty and is someone who can be counted on. He has an adventurous side, but in a relationship, he's ready to settle down. He's looking for a partner who's driven and has goals, introducing Bachelor number four, Stephen. Morning, Steve.

How's it going? Good, mate. Steve. All right, so what brings you here today, Steve? Have you signed yourself up? Did someone else sign you up? How did you get here? I just saw it on Instagram and I thought, why not?

What's the worst thing that can happen? And have you seen what B looks like? I have. I have. She looks lovely. Okay. Yeah, no shit. Yes. He's all yours, B.

Okay, how? Hi, hi. Oh, my God, I got nervous. Okay. What's the most money you've ever spent on something frivolous? And what was it? I'm trying to think. That's a good question.

I do, I just do stuff. Like, traveling would be the most, I guess, just going and exploring the world. That's probably the most money I've spent on things. Flying to South America for $5.5.5 grand was pretty rowdy. What was that? Was that a boy's trip or a solo trip or what? It was to compete at the world skate camp. Oh, he's a skater boy.

Whoa, the blood thickens. Wow. As in, like, roller skating or skateboarding? It's more of like a niche sport, so it's like downhill skateboarding. So if you guys ever remember the video of the guy's bombing down the bomb base on the longboard? Yeah. It's like that, like competitively. Wow.

That's cool. What sort of speeds are you getting up to doing that? When I went to Brazil, which was one of the races, it was like 120, 130. Yeah, D. Hell, you're still alive. Yeah, surprisingly. That's incredible. Being a skateboarder, I'd imagine you would have got a lot of action in your life. what would be your sort of roundabout number?

Oh, I think it's somewhere around 20 or 30. That's normal, Dad. Dad's like, oh my God. Jesus, how'd you find that many women? I've never even spoken to that many women. Wow, they all talk to you as well. Pridently. Dan's like, why wouldn't you remember the exact number?

Do you have an old skateboard I can borrow? Wow. Okay, back to you. Back to you, Ben. Okay. Have you ever cheated in a relationship? I have. Oh, let's dig a little deeper on that one.

You get a please explain, I think, based on B's face. Don't pause. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. We're in the middle of a meet queue with Steve, our skaterboard. He does a bit of downhill skateboarding in South America. Dating or trying to date, our Bachelorette B here. But he's been firing some pretty dicey questions at him,

but that is the point with date to the point. Let's pick it up, Steve, with the question that she just threw at you before the song, saying, have you ever cheated? You just dropped a big fat yes. There was no hesitation that you just admitted it. How long ago was it? Oh, easy four or five years ago. What do you think was the reason?

Blackout drunk. And have you grown and learned from that, Stephen, or do you think it's something that you might accidentally do again? No, I don't drink anymore, so. You don't drink at all, or to that level? Pretty much, next to none. And is that because of the cheating incident, or have there been other instances where you've gone out?

Yeah, that's for another time, but no, they pretty much are just, you can't always have too much fun. Okay, yeah, fair enough. Okay, well, at least you'd admit it. You're not the first person to admit that you've cheated, by the way. Yeah, it's true. I figure it not. What's a secret you've kept from your best friend or a family?

Honestly, I don't keep secrets. My life is an open book. Yeah, no, nothing. All my friends know everything about me. Good, bad. I don't really care. Good. All right.

Sounds like it's being honest. Yes, exactly. Okay. Okay. Have you ever been to therapy? Yes, I have, actually. Did you find it helpful? Yes, in a way.

It's kind of a very. venting to a person who doesn't know you or judge you at anything. So it's a nice way to go about it. She was like, you've been with 20 women? Wow. Again, Dan, no one is shocked except you with that number. Okay. The other thing about therapy, I think a good follow-up question is,

did you go of your own free will or were you forced to go by court order? No, it was my own free will. Self-development question. Self-development, I like it. If you could change one thing in the past, would it be? The problem with changing things in the past is else of the future, so I wouldn't change anything. Oh, great answer.

Yeah, back to the future, I know what you're talking about? He's like 30 women. Dan is obsessed. He can't get over it. That's amazing, really. Cool. Okay, here's where the table's turns, Steve. You get one question you can shoot back at B.

What do you want to know about her? I would say, what's one thing that you think you need to work on in life? I think I need to learn to sit with my emotions. I think quite often I act on my emotions, but before I cool down and make more rational

choices, and I feel like it prevents me from kind of reaching what I want to reach in life. So I guess that. It's a be more like cold-headed. That's a mature answer. It's a mature answer. Okay, well, we're going to be Bachelor number

five tomorrow, B. So we'll see you back here tomorrow and we'll find out how Steve holds up against the others with date to the point. Next on the show, a trending thing that if you're in a like a BFF group of three, I suppose it could be four or five,

but I saw three mates doing this and I was like, huh, that's an interesting pact that I don't have. It's like a pact that friends are making. I don't have with anybody, and I wonder if I proposition you guys with this pact, whether you'll be into it. Okay.

Is it? No. I'm probably more likely to be into it. Our rides are closed, okay? That's right. Is she married? I'm married. Does it ring on this finger,

Can't you see? That's true, actually. I've got a wedding ring as well, but... He doesn't wear his. What's your wedding ring? I take it off when I go to the gym and then... Oh, no, no, no. Forget it.

He told me he likes to, and then quote, keep the ladies guessing. Oh, shut! That's what I heard, too. Right, you're out of the pact. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's a thing trending at the moment that are a few different people talking about,

that you can bring up with your friend group. Why are you nervous, babe? Yeah, is it a sexual thing? we talked about a pact early this week that our web girl Bala had with one of her best friends that if they're not married by the time they're 30 they'll get married and we said 30 too young yeah way too young yeah yeah yeah no it's got

nothing to do with marriage right doesn't well I was going to say it doesn't involve our partners oh god Clint no it doesn't really what's going on just tell us what the pact is babe this is the safe space is no judgment where two out of the three of us could make

$50,000 I'm in Daniel There's no point of having a pact If only two people agree That's not a pact Is it all mine? Well, there's a two out of three chance 66% chance

That you're going to get 50 grand out of this pact I'm in, I'm in Okay What do we have to do? Whoever dies first Has to leave $50,000 To the other two people in their will Oh, I see you mean that someone's going to die

With $100,000 cash Some people have died with nothing Yeah, but by the time you die, you've seen your car, London. Yeah, yeah, there'll be money in property. I just feel like, I mean, how do I say this nicely? What if one person in the three is less likely to have the cash outlay to make the packed work? Who's that person to you? Oh, because Dan's wife won't let her.

There's no way, Hannah, she'll have power of attorney over all your money. Yes, but if she knows that if you out, if you out, live Ash and I, then you've got 50 grand coming your way, Dan. Yeah, but if you lose 100, you're dead anyway. And Ash and I, it means that when we're at your funeral, we're secretly on this, I go, oh, wow, actually. Crying and then we look at each other, wink. Yeah, ching, ching.

Hannah looks back, you're really angry. You know, Hannah will definitely hide all your money, even from you. So, like, no forensic accountant could find your savings after you were dead. What if, say, devil's advocate? Yeah. tomorrow poor Ash London falls down the stairs Wait to do, it's in the world

Make sure everyone's going to be one out of three It has to be like The first one to die pays out the other two And the other two get off Scott free But I think You can't die under mysterious circumstances Oh there's nothing mysterious, she tripped

But also Yes I was at the top of the stairs Would you kill Ash for 50 grand? Oh gosh But the problem is if you die when, excuse me, you're old, fine. But like, if one of your friends dies at 45 in tragic circumstances or gets sick and dies too young,

are you going to be knocking on Adrian's store with a piece of paper that's like, oh, you'd leave it a week. Hey, Andrew, you know how Ash died last week? We had a pact. She's a bit of a gambler, that girl, God, we miss her. And she's clumsy. Oh, my God.

Anyway. Clint, Meg and Dan. We're about to get into the friend's phoneer. My daughter and I are watching Friends from the start. Where are you now? We're about see up to. Still in season one, halfway through season one. Did you just do one episode at a time or do sometimes you do a cheeky double?

Sometimes a little cheeky double and then normally my wife's like, hey, no, it's bedtime. You said one. Because it is only like 20 minutes. Come on, mum. Let us watch your number. Come on. You suck, my. And then my wife and daughter's like, we won't do stories.

And we start bartering. We'll do this tomorrow. That's so nice. I'm so sad that my dad died and I couldn't do things like that with him. Way to bring the vibes down. So, Kenny Wade. It is funny.

I'm so sorry. Now we laugh. It's funny. Sorry, continue, baby. We thought it would be fun like you were watching Friends and you go, oh my God, that would be such a great thing, like a foreigner to throw out on the year. So once a week we do that with the Friends Funer. And we're going to focus on season one, actually,

episode three, so we're a little bit further than this, but this was one that I wrote down and go, oh, we could probably do this, when Phoebe has some good fortune and finds something in her soda can. Huh. A thumb? Ew.

I know. I know. I opened it up, and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker. Well, made it's a contest, you know? Like, collect all five? Ah, I know. That's a guy. IP. Turns out later on in the episode.

He made my phone. We need to control her. We do. Yeah, laughing encourages her, I think. You do wonder when someone finds something in food that shouldn't be there, what the compensation is. You know, sometimes you get a sorry letter. Sometimes you get a voucher to go and buy another, like one more, which is so not enough. That's such a feebby thing to happen, eh?

She finds a thumb in her drink. Right. And turns out Phoebe's compensation was actually pretty decent. You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7,000 for the thumb. Oh, are you kidding? My God.

And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe? She's so weird. $7,000 with like inflation. That's probably like 20 grand now. This happens a lot in America, though, like if you threaten suing. Oh, yes.

Compensation. Like there's billboards up all the thing. Like has someone done this? all us and we'll get money for you. Like, if you're in a fast food joint in America and you find a fly in your burger, oh, you are a millionaire. Oh, this reminded me. Once I took my team out for dinner to this place, it was like a cool, like, Mexican bar

type thing, and there was a fly in the nachos, and I wasn't really that upset about it. Like, it's just a fly, and then we let the waitress know. She comped all the food, free cocktails, all. She took everything off the table, brought all new food, cocktails for everybody. She's like, stay as long as you want. Everything is on us to know. And we were like, yes. Oh, my God.

Like, so, like, I'll take a fly in my food for, like, five, six hundred bucks with a free stuff. That's why Ash carries around a little plastic bag of dead flies. That's right. She goes. I don't tell everyone my special trick. Well, that's kind of what we want to throw out for the Friends phoneer. What was your instant reverse karma? Karma is normally a bad thing.

But if it's reverse karma, it's like something bad happened to, and men, it was actually one of the greatest things to end up happening to. Yes. Like, finding a thumb in your soda can, and then you get a $7,000. someone flies into the side of your car and rides your car off but it turns out the guy is Prince Charming and he's now your fiancé. Yeah, a bad thing happened

but it turned out to be the best thing ever. You fall out of the bumper cars at Rainbow's End and then Rainbow Zinn gives you a free pair of track pants. Why did that happen to you? Yeah. Did you wear yourself at Rainbow Zend? Yeah. He got such a fright that he shat his pants.

Yeah. All right, we've got to double past you on a must-see movie Eddington up for grabs. What was the bad thing that happened that was instantly followed by something incredible and you were so glad it happened. It turned out to be great. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. We're in the middle of the Friends phona. Season one episode three where Phoebe ends up finding a finger in her soda can and get $7,000 compensation. We'd like to know what was the bad thing that happened to you instantly followed by an incredible thing. I love Friends, but I did not remember this episode. I do. Do you? It stuck with me for years because I remember thinking how absolutely

grow much more grossed out you'd be if it actually did happen to you like phoebe's very chill about it but even if even the friends are like oh but i'd be like what the hell marie this happened to you you had a reverse calm experience yeah i did yeah i had um the bank screwed up a mortgage re-fix which is usually really straightforward yeah and they had to pay me a stress payment for it um and in the process of correcting their mistake they made an been a mistake. It had to pay me a second stress payment. Brilliant. Stress payment.

You got double stress. I didn't know banks. Did that? What's, I mean, a ballpark figure of what a stress payment is? Each payment was $250. So not a lot, but just how the bank is stressing you out and it's easy money. Yeah, I'm going to call them today and say my account's always an overdraft. I'm stressed.

I need some money. Thanks, Mari. That's on you. Justin said he's got an incredible reverse karma story. We've managed to get him on to share it. Morning, Justin. Morning, guys. How's it going, bro?

So, yeah, so when my daughter's rare cardiac kids, so she was going through a bunch of surgeries in Starship when we were younger, and we had two different parents sort of come up from totally different parts of New Zealand. One was getting to a bad stage with leukemia, and one was getting to a bad stage with needing a liver transplant for their children. Horrible. And while all the parents were having conversations, we all decided, right, let's all go get tested.

to see if there was any thing any of us could do. By some miracle coincidence, the dad of the liver transplant child was a direct match for the bone marrow chance for their daughter. And the mum was a perfect liver transplant for their son and lived in totally different parts and both donated and both kids now live perfectly fine. That is one of the most incredible stories I've ever heard.

Wow. Yeah, never would have met each other, ever. would have never, a totally different part, no relation, totally different parts of the country. So you're sitting in a waiting room or something, one of the lowest parts of your life, your kids sick, it's every parent's nightmare. You're all feeling helpless and stressed. You get chatting, and it turns out that the conversations led to kids' lives being saved. Yeah, two kids ended up, where they're at the dire end of the stage of things,

ended up both living quite happy lives. That is the sweet baby Jesus of work. We're not going to beat that. Wow. That is amazing. That is incredible. Thank you for sharing that story, Justin. Yeah, I've got to send you a dull pass to the movies, which feels really trivial, but I did say, if you call him, we would.

He's got so much luck. Yeah, hell my God. Congratulations, bro. Eddington. It's a provocative news, satirical thriller. It's got a star-started cast, too. Joaquin Phoenix. Pedro Pascal, Austin, Butler, Emma Stone.

Great for the kids. Yeah. Can I just have one more? I know that's a really great story to finish on, but that's a huge one. Sometimes there's little things like this, and it's such a great reminder that, you know, the universe might have better for you. So this guy, all women, texted through, our Ute motor blew up. We had lined up to purchase a second-hand motor for $10,000, but it fell through. So they're obviously devastated.

Second-hand one. It was only $10,000. The next day, there was a recall notice in the mailbox, and the motor got replaced for free. That is karma. Instant. Oh, wow. The universe has got you. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans. Podcast, that is.