The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Luxon has listened to us once again

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

Happy Friday! Here’s what’s coming up with Clint, Meg & Dan with Ash London this fine friday! Coffee Catch-Up First Call of the Day Should we really be playing this Sabrina track at this hour? Dan’s mum listened to the OnlyFans chat… and maybe she shouldn’t have Postcode Playlist: Hamilton edition The Prime Minister is listening in Employee of the Week revealed The boss has a special request Ask Me Anything: Carmen on reality TV Who’s in The Proposal waiting room? High Rollers Club – one marble could win you $15 million dong New Music Friday! And Ash has been a little bit naughty  

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Warning, this show contains fake tan, real regrets and one Australian hostage situation. It's the it's breakfast. Clip Ming and Dan with Ash London. You thought we forgot about you.

Here we are. Good morning. Oh, no way. Up there was. Up the was. Up the was. Is it tonight the game? Yep. Tonight against the heels who are like floundering somewhere down near the bottom of the table.

So should be an easy one for us. But we've lost against the bottom of the table before the season, haven't we? Yes, we have, Dan. Thank you. But hey, that was the first and the last time that's happened. Absolutely. There's such a good vibe around. Everyone's, you know, that's what I love at this time of year.

Things start to ramp up and everyone's talking about it more. You don't want to get ahead of yourself. or you can't help it. I think there's a real sort of just subtle, like, I think we could do this. This year with the Warriors. Well, normally this, around this time of the year, like going into playoffs with it a couple of games away,

the Warriors are like, mathematically, if that team beats that team and we win our next, we could make the eight. Like, we're normally, like, and we know there's not a chance, but Diha Warriors fans are like mathematically we could. We're definitely making the eight. We're making playoffs. This is whether we finish top four.

We're in the perfect position as well, because we're not top of the table, so the expectations are sort of a bit lower. right we're just sort of keeping our head down where is the grand final is it always played in Sydney or in like where is it? I'm not too sure actually we've never made it in so long that I generally

don't look into it. Fair enough What are we did in so long? We've never made it that far have we? We made the grand final twice and we've lost both times in our 30 year history we can do it. It's going to be three this time you don't know. Dan's going to get a tattoo if we did it? What's the tattoo in the end? Is it going to be a Was a tattoo of a Christopher Luxon tattoo.

No, it's a wahs tattoo. Jesus Christ, I'm not getting that man's face. Oh, do you guys have like a weird thing that you convert? Like you have a currency conversion in your head where you go, that's three of those or five of those. Oh, like when Buddy wants to know how long something is and I tell him how many poor patrols it is. Yeah, kind of like that. You have to wait two poor patrol episodes till Daddy's home. And I think as adults, we do that with money, or at least we do in my house.

My wife spent $28 on like four ice creams. There were these like TikTok trending like ice creams. Oh, yeah, the ones that are shaped like a fruit. Yeah. Like a plastic bottom. And they're actually bloody delicious. But I found out that $7 each and my wife bought, you know, me and the kids in her one. I was like $30 on ice cream.

That's meant too. And she goes, yeah, well, that's like two pints of beer. And I'm like, she's got you. Yeah, it's true. And I do when I buy stuff, I go, oh, that's, well, that's, I'm, Oh, it's like three beers, which is dangerous because a $15 pint is bloody expensive these days. I'll do coffees, I think. Well, you will work something out and you go, oh, but that's going to cost me, that's a week's worth of coffees.

And so you'll work out if something's expensive or not based on what it's going to cost you when you convert it to the thing that you enjoy. Yeah, yeah. I think it's coffees for me because I'm in my head's four bucks for coffee. So if something's like 20 bucks, I'm like five coffees and often, but I get so much enjoyment out of a coffee that often it'll stop me for buying the thing. Or if you're like, oh, that's a week's rent Or people, I guess, being like, oh, that's a whole trolley of groceries. Yeah, mine's more like that's two weeks of allowance in my pay. Because like I get $150 per fortnight allowance.

I just... That is nothing. I know. So do you just bring your own food all the time? So just... He gets it all from the vending machine. Okay, so just to pull back the curtain, we got paid last night at our work. So a Thursday night is payday.

I'm down to $40. You spent 110 already? I've spent 110 already Just on, I brought like a new vinyl And I'm going up for lunch today with a friend Which will cost about $40 So that'll leave me with about 30 And so I've got a little next two weeks

I've got $20. We need to get your allowance put up Yeah, what can we do as a show If we get like your wife Hannah on And we try and work out What it is that you need to do To be able to increase your Allowance as a grown-out

As I'll quote Hannah, we're maxed out in terms of how much you do. Maybe you need to just save a little less so you can live a little more. That'll never happen. I respect how much she's saving. But at the end of your life, you can have all these savings and you'll look back and go, but I was povo. No, but as Hannah says, the rainy day will come. Have you heard there? I saw it actually just, I'll see if I can maybe get one of the producers to pull the audio up.

But guy talking about the zero balance when you die. And he was talking about if you die, and you've managed to just get to the zero balance before you die. You've absolutely cracked your life. Absolutely. Because if you don't have anything and you're dying, it's not great. And if you've got a million bucks sitting in your account, you die, well then you clearly didn't live life as full as you could have.

I understand we want to leave things for our kids and whatever. Nah. But he was talking about instead of looking at your bank balance as a measure of success, you look at your life as how many memories you've created. Totally. Whether it's going on holiday or like catching up with the business. boys or the girls or whatever and he goes if you are memory rich you've

lived a full life. That's why I reckon when you turn like 70 which is young they should be something where you find out when you're going to die. Oh that'd be good. They're like right you've got five more years. You've got five more years. He'll go cool I'll do the maths I will live because you could have five years you could have one I mean

even if you're our age you never know but it's nice to know when you're 70 because you're old enough that yeah 70 would be young but you've still had a life so they say you've got 10 years left and you go okay I've got this so much in my super, yada, yada, yada, I can re-mortgage the house and do the maths and die with exactly zero. Yeah.

Oh, can you imagine the feeling of being like I've lived a great life, I've got money in the bank, I've got two years to go. Let's do it. Those last two years, I'd be buying a jet ski. I'd be going to the cash. But then your arthritis would be too bad for you to be able to ride it.

I'd be drunk all the time. I'd be a nightmare. I'd just go on like European River cruises. Oh, how good. I'd just be eating pasta. drinking the best wine. I'd have a love affair with like a 25-year-old, you know, young Spaniard. What about an old 70-year-old guy that's got a jet ski? Would you have a jet ski?

Would you get on the back? Of the jet ski? What's after a midlife crisis? That sounds like what Dan would be having. An old age crisis. Yeah, like Cher, you know, his boyfriend? Yeah. He's like 50 years younger than her.

And so hot. Yeah. Get a girl. First call of the day. First call on the day. Who's it going to be for a Friday? up early, ready to attack the day. We're going right down to the bottom of Old Teoroa.

The luff. We've been there before, Clint, haven't we? We took Picking Duck there for a small town big night. Yeah, morning, Shana. Morning. How are you, sweetheart? How are you feeling on this Friday? Are you ready to attack life? Grab it by the horns? Yeah. I'm at the gym, so I'm ready to go.

Of course you are, baby, a hot thing. They have gyms and bluff. Yeah. How many gyms do they have out of interest? Shana and Bluff. I think they have two. Oh, wow. Nice. Hey, Shana, were you at Smalltown Big Night with Peking Duck when we were there a couple years back?

I was outside in the car park doing a food stall. Oh, what a legend. Feeding all the punters making sure they weren't drinking too much. I remember that. I remember the food store. What kind of food were you dishing out, babe? We had raw fish and chop suey and seafood pies. Yum, yum, yeah.

And whoever was putting on, like, the bar. What was the bar, actually? Shout out who hosted us. That was Hayes at the Anchorage. Yeah, and they had so much seafood backstage for all the artists and edge staff. And I had a whole crayfish, and I'm talking like a big ass crayfish to myself. It was like seven crayfishes. They were like, go help yourself, straight out of the ocean, literally that day, and cooked that day.

smashed one on my own. I would have orgasmed. I did the one that Clintate was still alive. It was that fresh. I love it. Unbelievable. I need to get down south. Bluff is a lovely place. So is it like south of the South Island? It's like the bottom, yeah, unless you go to Stewart Island.

Stewart Islands is the only place you go where you go more south, I guess. How often you get across the... Yeah, before you fall off. Yeah. How often do you get across to Stewart Island? Is there much to do there, Shana? I've only been there once and that was with the kids... Uh, Kohanga.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was lovely. Yeah. If I come down there with my family, can you show me around if I, like, rock up into town? Yeah, if you've got eight minutes? Absolutely. Come on, babe.

She's like, there's the two gyms. There's the jet. That's the anchorage? Yeah, there's the anchorage. Yeah, I want some crayfish. We're getting. I don't care if it's nothing, if I get a crayfish. Yeah.

Oh, heaven. How much do you pay for parking an hour and bluff? Um, I'm not too sure. have to pay? Oh my God, imagine let me say you don't have to pay for parking ever. Crafish and no parking fees. Unbelievable.

Oh, man. Well, we'll be down again soon, Shana. Hopefully it was such a joy to be down there. And Vicargle is about, well, we stayed down there. So enjoy your coffees. Yeah, what are you training today, by the way? Arms. Get it good. Those Michelle Obama arms.

I can see them from here, baby, sexy lady. Is that what the girls go for in Michelle Obama arms? Is that like the goal? Really? The definition on those biceps, my heaven. I reckon I've won't have got Michelle Obama. She's so fit. She's so fit, this is my shana knows.

Have a wonderful day, sweet girl. Yeah, we'll give you a voucher. Go Spind and Store a Z for your trouble. Thanks for chatting with us. Thank you. Boys, because I'm not going to go back to Australia for Christmas. Massive CBF on that. So I think we're going to do a roadie for zero.

So I need your help to plan the itinerary. I reckon. I need to book it now because that will sell out. Flight of the South. Island, hire a car, or a camper van. Yeah, we did that. I want to go to a camper van. Don't do what we did. We flew to Queenstown, hired the camper van, and then we drove

it back to Auckland. Oh, no, no, no. I'll have to drive that. Yeah, it is. Not a lot of time for stops. You could do, like, not Wellington, that's North Island, isn't it? What's like a place that's north in the South Island? I'd go, you'd probably go down to Invercogel or Queenstown and then drive up to Christchurch over a week. Christchurch, and they could see...

And then fly up from Christchurch. Then, do you know who I could see in Christchurch? Daddy Simon. Oh, yeah, Albarnia. Yeah. You could do it on the West Coast as well. If you could get to Nelson, though, Nelson's beautiful and there's a lot of great vineyards between Christchurch.

So I could do Christchurch Nelson and then down to Queenstown and then fly home from Queenstown. Yeah, long drive, but yep, you can do it. We've got two weeks. Yeah, you can do it. We're from Australia. We drive about eight hours in a day and that's like nothing.

Oh, you'd be halfway there. Actually, commute to work was eight hours. From Uluru to Sydney. Last Christmas, if I may, make the break even longer. Everyone got gastro, so I missed Christmas. So my husband and our son flew to Adelaide. They flew there, and then I said, I'll drive up tomorrow.

So I drove nine hours by myself, Melbourne, to Adelaide, and I get there at night and then go to sleep. And then three hours into the night, I hear my mother-in-law vomiting. She got the gastro. And I was like, we've got to get out of here. Three hours later, I got everyone in the car, drove nine hours back. So I drove 18 hours in like 36 hours. Oh, my goodness.

That should be illegal. Literally illegal Well, there you go Clint McGinn Dan Gossip and Entertainment Scandal Clit me and Dan with Ash London Scandal

Sabrina Carpenter's new album has officially dropped overnight It is called Man's Best Friend You may have already seen the album artwork which she released about a month ago which, you know, feminists all over the world were outraged but as always she gives no Fs

She's wearing like tiny little jean shorts? No, she's wearing a tiny black mini dress and she's bent over with her kind of bum in the air and there's a man, so there's a man standing, grabbing her hair, and he's cropped out so you can just see his body, and she's kind of bent over as if she was like a Labrador.

So everything she does is quite overtly sexual, not everything, but a lot of things, but... But isn't it kind of like, if the feminists are getting annoyed about it, it's like, she wasn't made to do that, I wouldn't imagine. She's like, that's what I want to do, and if it empowers her, then whatever. And she writes, apart from any of even the... lyrics taking them out of it. A catchy song, she writes.

Very, very catchy. Everything she does. She does this. People talk about it. It's free marketing. She wins. So, um, we're going to play a bit of tears, which is the single that's dropped overnight. Um, look, she goes straight, straight into the chorus, straight into the sexual lyrics. Um, I'll let you be the judge for yourself, really. Three, make me like you're supposed to do.

Tears run down my thighs. Tears run down my thighs. So it's like her tears are coming from her eyes and they're so powerful. They run all the way down her body past her stomach down her thighs. Wow. Have you ever cried so much? No.

I think I'd have to be nude. Because otherwise it just gets soaked up by the clothes. Yeah, yeah. So look, there'll be a lot more singles to come off the album and we'll get more of her music videos and more of Sabrina Bean Sabrina, and I'm here for it. I think it's wonderful. As I said before, for so long,

we were expecting our female pop stars to be sexy but also virginal. They had to kind of like not wear a lot of clothes, but also never have sex and all. Now she's coming out and being like owning her sexuality, owning it all, in control, dirty lyrics. Get it girl. Yeah, I'm sure we'll be playing a lot of the music off at like her last album. So catchy, so catchy.

Quick permit as well. there's been, there's another billionaire. This is crazy to me, to be honest. These billionaires need to get a hobby. Can I guess what you're about to say? Yeah. Is another billionaire either wanting to go to space or go to the Titanic? It's going to the Titanic.

Why would you? But why? I don't understand it. Let that poor ship rest. Yes. Let it rest and feed some orphans. And I know, like, even when you get down there, apart from anything else, once you get down there, it's so hard to see because it's so dark.

So what's the point? And also your brain's going to exist. It's like Everest. It's like this thing where they go down, they go, I've been to the Titanic. It's like, who cares, man. Do you know what I think they should do? If you want to do Everest or Titanic

or any of those very expensive things that are just for your... You need to give a billion dollars to charity. I agree. You want to do that? Spend the same amount helping the world. Then you can go do your big dick swinging thing. I think I'd rather spend the money in like if they recreated the set of Titanic. I'd spend more money to go to that.

Way more fun. down the actual staircase about wow this is where Jack waited for Rose at the top as opposed you're right looking at the Titanic would be like going through an old Nokia 3310 photo library the quality would be so bad apart from anything else that is a tomb of thousands

of people down there you know like such a good point respect them and leave it I've never even thought about it like that and you're absolutely right those poor people and this stupid billionaire going down just for his own clout to look at it makes me sick and he's probably going to die doing it I've taken the risk

I think Clint's nailed it. I think let's, how much would it probably cost to force an expedition down to the target? Well, apparently it's going to cost $10 million. Okay. So if you've got to spare $10 million, get a couple of your other billionaire, mates, to chuck in $10 million each, build a replica of the Titanic,

put it somewhere in the world, where we can charge an entry fee, keep making money off it, and then you can go and pretend you're actually in, and I'm in a proper replica. Yeah. Like, can you imagine how sick that would be? That would be cool, man.

Like, I'd pay $200 entry fee to go and walk through that And maybe there's a part where you can, like, jump off the back, like, where Rose was going to. And you hit the propeller, but the propeller's made of foam. So you kind of just, yeah, you get a cool phone. Or they, like, half sink it each day. So you get to feel what it's like to be in the Titanic. And then you get to pay extra for that. It sinks on the hour, every hour.

What a theme park. Would you want to be the rich person on the lifeboat? Or would you want to experience sliding down the finger out of the slide? For $270, Ash, you can do both. Come on. I'm in, baby. Mate, you know, no one's thought of it. We should be billionaire.

Nick and Dan. And you guys are absolutely filthy. We mean, we mentioned that the podcast was, you know, not for little ears, sexual content this week, and the amount of people that straight away were texting podcasts. Hey, one on you. Filty, filthy animals. Outside of the show recap podcast, there is the only fans, which is a bit more of like the Wild West and when you can get away with a lot more.

Things that we would not be able to talk about because of broadcasting standards on the radio. You can say anything on a podcast, really. I think you could literally say anything. Doesn't mean you have to, though, Dan? Yeah, that's right. And Dan yesterday got a little carried away So much so we had to put a warning at the front Of yesterday's Only Fans podcast

It was 15 minutes long And this is just a little 30 second snippet towards the end Take contact with that What was that? What you're talking, Dad, look at me and he went No, it won't, no It would probably slip off I'd be getting it.

I don't want Clint's one. I could read that on my wrist Yeah, Dad, have you got a new necklace? No, it's just cli-bring. Who snort was that? Was that real of you? Okay, bye, bye.

I'm not editing any of this hour. I see them on. Okay, so we've kept it fairly ambiguous because we didn't know. The stuff, the actual content we were talking about was naughty. People were watching us through the glass because they can't hear what we're saying. And they were like, what is going on in there? Why are they laughing? Why is Ash blushing?

Why is Dan under the desk hiding in shame? I shared some stuff on there which anybody would never want their mum to hear. And I said at the start, Mum, if you're listening, stop now. Yes. Because I know she listens to everything. Now, my beautiful mother, Jules. And we love that because she's a big supporter of what you do

and we'll always listen to the only fans. But I guess my guess was that she'd get a couple minutes in and go, oh, okay. I don't need to know this about my son. I hope so too. And she joins us on the line. Good morning, Mother. Good morning Now

How far did you get through the podcast Because I think the warning Came about two minutes in I was like mum Turn off Yeah And then I reckon you got past the warning And then I reckon you got about

Another two to three minutes in Jules And then you were like Okay I should listen to the warning Yeah no When you did the warning About turn it off I turned it up

That's our girl Classic Jules Come on babe I thought, oh, this is going to be interesting. And I can, I can, because I just left Dan, actually, sort of, because I'd been looking after Georgie. And I was actually driving over, I can even tell you where I was. I was sort of right at the top of the Harbour Bridge. Oh, gosh.

And I was, particularly at the last bit. Okay, you don't need to. You were talking about. No, no, no, no. Oh, when Dan couldn't find his. No, no, it was about, I think it might have been about a bracelet that he had. Ah, yes, the special ring that is a ring on Clint, but a bracelet on Dan. And I was actually laughing out loud.

Yeah, I guess we could probably, if we gave any context, we were talking about how certain people might have like an intimacy bag and it's full of different toys and products and things. I've got one. Yeah, I've got one. I don't have one. Julie, do you have one? No.

Oh, that was a lot. To go out. Come, baby. I'm glad you said no there, mother. So how much did you learn about your son that you have obviously known his entire life? Were there some moments where you're like, geez, that's new information? No, not really. I mean, I'm just saying, okay, I've hung up on her.

I love her so much. My goodness me. I think, though, Dan, I mean, it's your mum. I don't want to just. Say what you want to say, baby. You don't want a what? I just feel like you learned a lot about Dan. We could even the playing field,

and Dan could learn some things about you just to make it even. No, I don't think so. It doesn't go both ways. Yeah, exactly. She brought him into this world. That's all she has to. do. She owes us nothing. My mum, have you heard of what's

Mary Magdalene? That's my mother. Virgin Mary. That's my mum. Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. She was a prostitute. I don't think I want to be known as that, thanks very much. Someone needs to brush up on their Bible source. Well, allegedly she was, and we don't use the P word anymore, a sex work. Okay, Julie, last question.

As the mother of Dan Webby, would you recommend or would you discourage people from listening to the OnlyFans podcast from yesterday. I recommend it if that's what you're, you know, like, it's just all, it's just fun and it's life, isn't it? It's life, totally, exactly right. Okay, the fact that I know what I was talking about and my mum's just called it fun, really scares me.

If that was my mum, she would be like at church praying for my soul right now. Yeah, could she pray for me? Yeah, she might need her because Jules ain't. All right, thanks, Mum. It's a 3-3-4-3. If you're like, what the hell are these guys talking about? And you want to listen to it in your own time, then you can. In your own time with no kids in the car.

Yes. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Song for the Mighty Waikato, after Dan put together, another post-code playlist. Post-code playlist. From the tip of Cape Rianger down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your post-code playlist.

Yeah, I think hopefully by the end of the year, we've got enough songs to kind of everybody around New Zealand has a song for their region. And this week it was the Waikato, a beautiful region. If it was like 20 years ago, we could put them together on like a charity CD and like sell the CD and raise money for, I don't know, what would that be a charity of choice? Probably just like kids in general.

Kids. Yeah, the orphans. That's always good. The orphans of NZ. And so you guys sent through, you guys, the way this works is you send through the lyrics because we need people from the Waikato. They know the stuff. So this is what came through.

Apparently, it's the capital of STI, as it has been in the past. I think, did the people tell us Wellington took the crown? Yeah, Wellington's added more recently, and Hamilton's just been branded with it. It's the home of the chiefs, the Waikato. Jess takes through saying most people she knows in Hamilton, owner-Bong.

The Decker sign in the Waikato in Huntley. It's still there. Decker's closed, the shop. What's the sound from the ad? Tick-Tick-T-Kha. Classic. Wikato is also home of Hobbiton. More firearms per capita than anywhere else in New Zealand.

It's surprising me, actually. We think it's from the farmers. And so we've put together a song for the Waikato with a bit of a tune from an artist called Stephen Wilson, Jr. An amazing artist. Here it is. Your song, Waikato. There's a place known as Waiquado,

just down from Pocono. Couple hours From Lake Topo If you drive really slow It's the capital of STIs Less girls there than there are guys The chiefs they score

Lots of tries When they play the rugby game It's known for the farms And lots of firearms You never walk home alone It's the river running through it And I have to it that most people own a bomb

if you own a sheep or you milk a cow and you have no place to go Wackat O Whoa Wau Wachat O Whoa Whoa

In Huntley there's a deck of sign It's been there since 89 To tell the truth you just say hoof no need to ask the proof you in town around Hamilton take a trip to Hobbiton and just like photo

come to the Wacketto and destroy some rain it's known for the farms and lots of firearms you should never walk home alone there's a river running through it and I have to admit it that most people own a bomb

If you own a sheep and you milk a cow And you have no place to go Wacketto Whoa Whoa Wacketto Whoa Whoa

Whoa Wackado Oh There you go, there you go, there you go, That's your song, Postcode playlist. Man, it was a brave choice Because so many of the postcode playlists have been upbeat bangers, rap, whatever. So to decide to commit to the vocal, to commit to the vocal, to commit to the,

He's very brave and it's paid off in spades I think. I think the people of Weikota would appreciate a bit of a country bob. Yes. Yes. Yeah. It's very yellow sturt. It reminds me of just looking out on the fields. Oh, hell of a show that. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Hey guys, we have made changes again on the show. You may have been listening a couple of weeks ago when we were talking about paywave surcharges and how we were sick of them. The one thing that pisses me off, and it's pissed me off for a long time, is paywave surcharges.

Loxon, if you're listening, stop it. Come on, mate. Yeah. Get off it. Do some meaningful stuff. And a couple, like literally a couple of days later, the government announced that they were getting rid of payway surcharges. Christopher Luxon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, good morning.

Hey, so you heard Dan wanted to get rid of surcharges with payway, and you were like, right, we'll sort that out for you, Danny Boy. Yeah, I mean, we hear you, we listen to you, and then away we go. So, no, that's great, isn't it? I mean, we're getting rid of all those charges of debit and credit cards and EFOS. So, yeah, thank you, Dan. Dan, well done. Yeah, when, no, because I was like, yeah, awesome.

And I've still been paying searches every time I use Apple Pay. Everything takes its time to be implemented into society. And even though we won't admit it, I reckon he's been listening again. He's like, what am I going to do next to him? Yeah, because we had Christopher Luxon on, and you grilled him, especially, Ash, about the price of groceries and stuff around New Zealand. Is there anything the government can do to intervene here? I mean, I personally don't think that big companies should be making this much money

over a basic human right, which is feeding Kiwis. Like it's really hard to actually go build a supermarket in New Zealand. If you're a person overseas or a supermarket chain, it's really hard. How do you create the conditions for that to emerge or that competition to happen? And I think things are, that's hard, but also what's really hard is people that can't afford to make ends meet with food. And I mean, it's getting to the point I think, Chris, where like there's so many people out there that are just struggling. I don't know what could be more important that ensuring Kiwis can afford to feed their children. I don't know what could be a bigger priority.

Yeah, and he started coming up with an excuse. Then he started going on about it. It's very, very hard to get a third competitor in there. There's all this red tape, yaddi, yadi, macchiata. Then he must have gone away and gone, oh, God, maybe the edge guys are right. Maybe I could do something. I think it's bigger than that. I think he's just obsessed with us and he just wants to impress us.

I reckon he's going, maybe they should be the prime minister. Yes. Because just yesterday, mere days. And I'm talking maybe five days after chat. to us. He's gone away, right, Clinton, and he's thought about it. And they're making it easier. They just announced yesterday for a third competitor to come into the supermarket market in New Zealand.

Yeah, that's what they call it, isn't it? And we quote. And bring prices down. They're calling it an express lane, whatever that means. But it's like, we're going to make it easier for someone else to come in so that there'll be a third competitor, more competition among the supermarket. So look, I don't want to say that we are the real prime ministers. of Artero, but I think one Australian and two Kiwis are the actual, real movers and shakers of this nation.

Yeah, I think the tail's wagging the dog. We're the tail, Lexon's the dog. You can't call the PM a dog. That's what not what we're saying. We say metaphorically speaking. If he's listening, I'd love him to get Kevin Costner to do a season six of Yellowstone. Okay. He dead.

Oh, can I say, no, no. Kevin Costner's not dead? No, no, the character. Not in real life. If you haven't said, oh, no, I was just kidding. You haven't said... No, no, no, come on. Everyone, it was on the news.

Spoiler, alert. Don't. Can we get Christopher Lux to find back time to 10 seconds ago? I know there's like a certain amount of time before spoiler. But it was this year that season came out. Oh my God, Ash, you've really stopped it up.

Yeah. Oh, no, I was getting confused between Yellowstone and... Bluestone. Bluestone. That's the one. Yeah, it's the famous show, Bluestone. The other one that Kevin Costner did. Yeah, that went straight to DVD.

This is like when Dan told me, literally. the season before I got there on Game of Thrones that John Snow dies. Oh, Ash, you're never going to live this down, my darling. Shall we? Yeah. But if you do want us to start talking about something that you want changed in the world in New Zealand, just text it through and we'll start talking about it, and hopefully Luxemlisten again. I don't think he's going to come on the show again after we've grilled him last time.

We've really grilled him. Ironically, Employee of the Week is next. Ash might be out of the running already for what she just did. Yeah. That's an instant loss. I was so close. I should have waited dinner. more with it.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Toya the week time, we do not celebrate hard work and success, but we generally throw each other under the bus for something mistake, or something that they shouldn't have done, and then by default, it makes you look better. Here's the thing, though, by default, I'm a very encouraging person, so I always forget to do this, like forget to be listening out for others' mistakes. On here, she's encouraging behind the scenes when the mics are off.

Oh, she's bringing us down, isn't she Clint all the time? in this segment it's kind of like forgive but never forget and I would like to bring to your attention a piece of audio that you may have missed this week from Dan Webby and why he doesn't deserve a point of week nomination for Dan Webby he just tried to turn what is actually you know a medical procedure into just a bit of like

a laugh and all of a sudden it kind of takes away from people that actually have to get their testicles scanned well I had two this week and I liked to have a laugh But you turned it into gutter filth, and I want to respect that. And other people who are going to get their testicles scanned in the coming days or weeks. Now I think it's a laughing. Nothing to be worried about. The only difference was he had to get two machines because the was so big.

They could give you an MRI to put you in the... He's got giant balls. It's only the second time this ever happened. The last time was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. It's a true story too. You kind of deserve a nomination as well for that one, because you're the one who yelled he's got giant balls, to be fair. I had to context, you know, what we're talking about there.

Yeah, yeah. In fact, I'm going to double down on Clint because this week, I think we've done a lot of good stuff for relations between us and Hamilton. We did the song for Hamilton, the Postcode playlist. And then Clint undid all our good work when our listener was talking about holidaying in Hamilton. I was actually on holiday in Hamilton. Wow. Oh, sorry.

I've gone up for my high school reunion. and had been to that. You know, people can holiday in Hamilton. There's lovely things to see. That whole break, I was having to ignore you laughing under the desk and be like, yes, tell me more. Because I felt rude on you, on your behalf. Yeah.

And you're a professional, Ash. Yes. Which is why I've got no nominations this week, and that's how it should be. It looks bad against Hamilton. I just thought of something really funny at a really inappropriate time, I think, from memory. You just remembered something totally different.

You remembered something, Jamie. you said the night before. Well, I've got another nomination. This is also for Daniel Webby. I've been really nice to you that you were during this break. Yeah. I mean, you specifically requested that I give context to this grab, but I'm not going to.

Hit the gems. It's out of control. There's two men and me. There's one. There's two too many for me, right? I was meaning there's two personas. No, you won't, babe. The extrovert and the introvert.

Change your mind now. So it's probably one and a number. a half marks against me, two marks against Dan. How did she get off Scott Free? Employer the week is Ash. London! Thank you. Oh shit. So angelic.

I want to thank my mom. I want to thank God. I want to thank all my fans. It's because her boss, her husband's the boss. It's almost like if you coach a kid's team, you can't give a player of the day to your own kid. Hey, guys, you are the ones in charge of deciding this. By default. The boss isn't deciding. I'm so sorry that every break I do is perfect and I never

make any mistakes or give away any spoilers to show. Do we do a replay of the last break we just did? I've got it. No, don't because we don't want to spoil it twice. Well, anyone that hasn't finished watching Yellowstone, stop listening right now. Love him to get Kevin Costner to do a season six of Yellowstone. Okay.

He dead. Oh, no, no. Kevin Costner's not dead? No, no, the character... Not in real life. If you haven't said... Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, I was just kidding.

If you haven't seen... No, no, no, no. Come on. It was on the news. Spoiler alert. Don't. It was not on the news. I don't think one news led with the Yellowstone news.

It's so hot in that show too. Yeah, wow, you just stuffed up. And somehow she's still won. I know. How does that even happen? We must have had awful games this week. I reckon me wins by default. She wasn't here.

Yeah, Meg's the winner. Meg's the real winner. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Roller. Yeah, at 8-A-in this morning, a huge marble race, 10 marbles in the race, and the winner, correlating to a listener, 15 million dong, Vietnamese. That's a lot of dong, baby, and that's what we do here on the Edge Breakfast. Just give us. Yeah, we're constantly giving away cash, don't we? Jordana and Lane 3 would probably be a favourite, because she is already going to Vietnam

and then managed to find herself in the drawer where we're giving away the currency of the country she's visiting, and she manifested it? Everybody else wants it in NZD, but Jordana said, no, no, no, I'll take it in Dong. Good on her, good on her. But we have our boss, AB, on the line. This makes me concern, because I don't know what he wants. Well, he could be doubling the prize, man.

That would be great. Or maybe he's pulling the pin. We miscalculated. We don't have any dong. It's too late. We're too far down the track to pull any pins. Yep. Yeah.

You just have to find some dong, I suppose, at this point. Morning, AB. Morning, team. I'm actually just calling, because I was really disappointed. I was going to watch the end of yellow. stone this weekend. All right, mate. Enough of that, bro.

Yeah, have you missed it. Actually, quite the spoiler this morning. We wouldn't revisit that. I think the statute of limitations is expired on that, so I'm fine. But anyway, AB, the boss, what is it that you would like to share with us about the upcoming high rollers, apart from another congratulations at bringing some of New Zealand's best radio to the air once again? Yes, he always says that.

Let's not go that far. Okay, man. I'm thinking that because I ponied up the dong because Dan came and saw me and pleaded on his knees to get some dong out of me. I was like, please, boss, give me some of your don't. I think it's only fair that I get to win back my own dong

and I get a marble in the race. Now, here's the thing. We've given away nine so far, so we're hoping to give away the last marble at eight. But what you're saying is we don't do that. You take the last marble. Yes I'd say it's me

But it's just the listeners And I'm going to not give away any money at 8 o'clock It's going to spoil the party If his model comes in Such a bummer But the thing is it's a 1 in 10 chance of him winning You know Like the chances that he wins it over

Nine are the listeners as low And also AB and I have had an unlucky week This week We just Our life is falling apart So I think we're on a pretty Bad downward spiral of the bad luck

Which I think we'll continue Into the weekend Given that we're all starting to feel sick now. Oh, good. All that makes me, that feels me of confidence. Not so good for you guys. I will say as well, before anyone

thinks that maybe if we agree to this, it's all rigged because, I mean, I guess you've got a one in ten chance. You could win. It's all going to be live on TikTok. So you can follow the marble race, and I guess, whichever one comes in comes in. Okay, you've got a deal, A, B? Let's do it.

You've got the 10th marble. Well, what do we do with the dong if you win it? Do we get to give it away next week, or did you just put it in your pocket for coffees or something for yourself? Yeah. I just thought we'd spend it on the weekend or something. I don't know. Okay.

Number 10 it is. Come on. Ash's got the 10th marble as well. Okay, nah. That's happening at 8. Okay, it's the boss versus the people, I guess. 10 marbles. A.B's got number 10, 8 a.m. this morning.

So we'll race in 20 minutes. I would say best of luck, but maybe I won't. Okay. Nah. No spoilers, Ash. I'm happy now. Either a winner gets it, stoked or my husband gets it. Yeah.

How is she come out smelling like roses again? It's a win-win for Ash, too. Classic Lundo. Yeah. Just classic Lando. Let's make and Dan. Ask me anything. Carmen, reality TV star, or ex-reality TV star from 2019, married at first sight, New Zealand.

Only the third time that we did the show, and she is only one of two couples that actually are still together. Her and Jimmy have a kid. Angel and Brett are the other couple. Correct. They have succeeded. They've got two kids now. It's not great kids, though. How many couples are on each show, do you think?

Like six or seven couples? At least. Well, I reckon, I'm going to ask her about this, but I reckon they put couples together that they know won't be compatible for the drama. It's like every season is one or two people. They're like, oh, they're nicely matching. The rest, it's just like, that's going to blow up in their faces.

Well, Carmen joins us on the show this morning. Let's get straight into it. Did you go on to find love, or did you go on to find fame? I think this is actually why me and Jim worked. It's because I went on and with the attitude, like, what's the worst that could happen, you know? worst outcome, you get a free holiday to Fiji and you meet some cool people

and you have a cool experience. What was your love life before the Meredith First Sight stuff like? I was single for four years and I really explored being single. Nice. Good on you. Did the whole face.

Carmen, we want to draw down on the experience of being on a reality TV show. From my memory and correct me if I'm wrong, I remember you and Jimmy not getting along or not being portrayed to get along very well. while when you were on the show? I think we were portrayed of getting along well, but I don't know if a lot of people liked Jim.

Right, yeah. I mean, Jim is someone that just is very black and white, but he's quite unfiltered. But, yeah, there definitely was some heavy editing as well to make it look a bit worse. How involved are the producers getting? Are they, like, getting in your ear going, she's bitching about you over there?

Yeah, I've heard they pretty much manipulate everybody. Yeah, because our season was before, like, TikTok. was even around and stuff like that so I got asked one dinner party can you ask if everyone's had sex yet and then when I watched it back on TV the edit mainly seemed like quite drunk when I wasn't and then it was

you know is there a weekly payment for being on the show because I'd imagine you'd have to leave your job for a certain amount of time and also paying rent and stuff like that after tax it worked out to be like 500 bucks a week to cover like rent and phone bills was there any mental health support offered like because some of the things that happen can really bring up some

trauma and leave people really upset, did you feel protected and safe and like you had someone to speak to? I mean, we were offered to speak to the professionals on the show, but obviously some of our experience on the show, our trauma was caused by them, so I didn't feel comfortable talking to them

if I had things I needed to talk about. Do you feel it like it is getting quite predatory? To be honest, I actually don't watch it because I have like PTSD from it. But, I mean, I see so much on, like, Instagram and TikTok and stuff like that. All of that stuff I don't think is that healthy. And I think it's appearing as well, like, can be pretty toxic on purpose, just for ratings, which is sad. Yeah.

Well, you said, obviously, the best thing to come out of this is that you met your partner and you're very happy. You've got a child. What do you think is the worst part of the experience? Like, the one thing that you think, oh, that kind of is the yucky thing that when I think about it, That's what comes up. Probably a lot of, like, the online bullying that we experienced. Not just me and Jim, like, our whole cast, the public were pretty ruthless.

I'm lucky that it made me and Jim stronger as a couple. And we both have really great support networks, but if you didn't and you went on the show, I think it would be pretty brutal. It would make me, like, upset if we got, like, hate on Facebook or something, and my dad would be in the comments, like, defending us. Oh, darling, of course he was. Just to affect you, so. Yeah.

And you guys never actually officially got married, like legally, right? Because I know season one, I know someone who went on that, and they were legally marrying them. He tried to get an annulment. And they said no, so he had to be married for two years. I think from season two onwards, you guys didn't have to legally sign on the dotted line, right? Yeah, we're not legally married.

Still waiting, Jim, if you're listening. Oh, no. Hey, Jim, you're psych. Come on, mate, you've had enough years. That was back in 2019. You're on the show. He's seen you hate. by now.

Hey Carmen, thank you so much for coming on and giving us a bit of an insight into the world of reality TV and how it all goes on, very different to, I guess, what we might perceive watching from our couch. Oh, my pleasure. Nice to talk to you guys.

Love your work. Have a wonderful week. You too, see you. We should take some calls on that. Who's in the proposal waiting room? Well, that shocked me that they don't even get married and they're still waiting to get married

and they're on, married at first sight. Maybe you tell us. us how long you've been in the proposal waiting room and then we can name and shame them on here put the pressure on it oh yes we need to get like a bell like the shame shame yes Clint megan dan

he had Carmen for our married at first sight New Zealand back in 2019 the third season and we were shocked to find out at the end of our chat that her and Jimmy who now have a kid together who went on a TV show to get married at first sight still are married yeah the premises are you're married

at first sight not one kid in six years later you'd think though even if it was legally no get married on the show, fine, but you get married straight after. Or at least a few years. When you've had a kid, that's even bigger than getting married. Right, so we would like to know how long have you been in the proposal waiting room? You're waiting for the proposal?

It should have happened by now. And we will help shame them into committing their life to you. The first person for a public shaming of their partners, Michaela. Good morning. Morning, team. Not enough. Oh no, you sound like a catch. Yes, you do.

You sound sexy over the phone, babe. I wasn't going to say that. I can say it. Yeah, you can. Michaela, how long have you been in the waiting room? Almost four years, guys. Oh, okay, what's his name and where in the country does he live? My beautiful partner is Hucky, and we are in the stunning Bay of Plenty.

Hucky in the Bay of Plenty. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. That bell sucks. Shame. Your bell is so great.

That's a better sounding bell. Shane. Shame on you, Hucky. Come on, mate, it's been four years. Yeah. Should we add a boo as well? Boo! There we go.

That felt good. Now, Michaela, hopefully he proposes this weekend. Thanks for your call. Kristen, you're also waiting in the waiting room? Yes. How long has it been, Madal? So we've been together for 10 years, so I've probably been waiting a few years. And, you know, we've got a 15-month-old child together.

Is it a situation where he doesn't know that you want to get married or you've made it really clear? I don't think he knows, maybe. I don't know, marriage isn't really a big thing in our family. Well, then is it really, does he deserve a shame? Maybe you need the shaming. Yeah. Do you think, do we shame him, no, no. Shamed.

No, I'm not shaming you, Kristen. I love you. I love you too, Ed. We do love you. And you know what? You deserve a marriage. That's what you want. And finally, Hannah.

Oh my God, Hannah's been waiting for ages. You have been in the waiting room. How long? Hannah. He's making her way, so she's making us wait. Yeah, exactly. I mean what it feels like. Don't keep us waiting.

Hannah. Oh, hey guys. Hey, sorry. She's here. How long have you been in the waiting room, Hannah? 12 years, guys Oh, goshless to me That was almost as long as we had to wait to talk to you

Hell, what's his name and where in the country is he? Adrian and Taranaki. Oh, Shane In Taranaki, mate. Shane! Shane! It's been over a decade. Shane.

Shane. Shane. Has he said what's holding him up? He's a married before, so he doesn't want to do it again. I'm married once already. Yeah, but you, this is your first time. Exactly. I think he deserves a boo as well, guys.

Yeah, boo. Adrian from Taranaki, shame on you. At least you're not Sophie, though. Hannah, who was just text through saying she's been engaged for 15 years. Yeah, marriage doesn't happen. No, I think you'd be safe to say, look, let's just be together. I've spent the money on that way. Sophie, it could be this weekend, you don't know, babe.

Yeah. You know? Wow. Well, we've got the ear of the prime minister. So if we can make the prime minister do what we want, which has been proven by the pay wave and the supermarket thing, surely there are some boyfriends out there who are going to be convinced

I reckon we're going to get a call on Monday from one of those ladies and say the shaming word. Imagine that? We just do it every week we just shame guys into the postings. I thought we were going to say that we're going to make the Prime Minister propose to someone. I was like, how's that going to happen?

Clint Megan Dan Leth, roll and rolling, rolling, roll and rolling. At the start of this week we decided, or I decided that I'm going to be giving away 15 million. Vietnamese dong to one listener. How that listener wins the money is decided by the biggest

marble race in the world. The nerdiest radio segment in the world, I think it's officially been titled. Yeah, and then we've got like, we've even roped in special guests for this, which I'm sorry, John as well as you've been. Oh, no, it's my privilege. 17 years in sports journalism,

and I've always wanted to commentate a big race. Yes, yeah. You know, I think it may be Formula One, Melbourne Cup, but 15 million dong marble race. Holy, we are on this morning. I'm looking forward to this, and the track is looking sensational. That's the spirit, Johnny. Let me paint a picture.

It's probably about two metres tall from the ground, maybe even three. And at the top of it, there's a shoot that goes into two different tracks. So they split off. Five marbles go one way, five marbles go one way, five go the other way, and then they meet at the bottom. The winner, I don't know what's going to happen, because we've tried it, and there's winners from one track, and there's winners from the other. It's very even. It is pure, the god, the marble gods will intervene and they all decide the winners. Exactly.

I know there's a marble god out there. They absolutely is. So, I think Hayden was praying to it because Hayden's strategy, because it is like, said that he was praying to sweet little baby Jesus. That he'd win the Vietnamese dog. So he's a religio man hoping to win. But we do have nine listeners hoping to take the prize. And Dan's whipped up a little something to profile some of them.

Yeah. Some of the best people in the country that deserve this money. Absolutely. We're also hoping to ruin the party if you missed it half an hour ago as our boss AB who decided to take the 10th marble. If that one does come in, he spoils the party, keeps his money, and nobody leaves a winner except him. And it is the black marble, and you know what they say, always bet on black. Yes, here we go. Look out. Let's take a little bit of a quick trip back down memory lane of those that managed to get himself in the drawer for 15 million Vietnamese doll.

It's a marvelous day for racing. It's time to break down the contenders in the first ever high rollers club marble race. He was one of the early favorites. It's Josh. When he found out he was racing, he was doing number twos on the toilet. Let's see if he can upgrade those number twos for number ones in this race. Currently on the toilet that says here. That's a yep.

Lining up next to Josh is Nikki, who would spend her winnings on travel, maybe even to Vietnam. I hear they give great massages over there. Let's hope she wins the race and gets a happy ending. Second person who said that I'm really hot for this idea that someone's going to win the dong and spend the dong in the home of the dong. Then there was Tony. One of the first to get her hands on a marble, Tony says if she wins the race, she'll spend the money getting a brand new nose. Will Tony get her nose out in front Or will she lose by a sniff

Nobody knows It's just a little tweak for confidence building Good girl, you're putting your rules And lining up with the 10th marble Is our boss A-B Or as he's known to us Absolute Come on, you can say

Anyway, he's hoping to give away No cash He even had this to say You will never get this You will never get this La la la la la. Thanks, A.B. So there you have it.

There were six other races taking part in this race, but none of them had an interesting backstory. Let's get on with it. Find out who wins the race and gets their hands on 15 million dong. Next.

Clint Megan Dan. Clint McGon Dan with Ash London. High Roller. The wait is over. That is time for the best. biggest marble race in the world, the winner taking out 15 million Vietnamese dong.

I'm not going to lie, this has very much been your segment and all week, I haven't really cared that much. You know, there wasn't a lot. Me either, actually. Now that you're saying it out loud. But now that we're here, oh, can't I feel in the vibes. I've got butterflies. I can tell. You've been pacing around the studio all sweaty and

stressed. So there's nine listeners on hold right now. The tenth ball has gone to our boss, AB. If he wins it, he gets to keep his money. Let's go to a couple of them Now, just before we start the race, Tony, I know that you are going to spend the money on a new nose. Yes, I am. Come on, babe.

Let's hope that you win the race. Can we see if Josh is on the toilet again doing number two? He's trying to keep his, you know, he's luck up. Josh, when we spoke to you and we gave you a marble, you were on the toilet. Are you on the toilet now? No, not right now. Okay. I feel like maybe you need to get on the toilet.

Yeah, he's ready. Let's do it. Everybody, all 10 people are on the lines right now. Yes. Okay, you've got Maddie, Nikki, Jordana, Louise, also there, Jono, Georgia, Hayden and the boss, the blackball, hoping to ruin the party. We've got John Day, who's going to be doing the commentary. Thank you very much, sir.

Yeah, thanks a lot, everyone. Massive crowd in here at the Edge Studios, at least a dozen watching on. We have 10 marbles. We've got 15 million Vietnamese dong. There can only be one winner. The 10 marbles are loaded. I have checked them for performance-enhancing drugs. They're all guilty.

So we're on a level playing field. Are we ready for the tip? Yes. So nervous. Three. Two. Two, one. And they're off, tipping down now through this first section.

They're split in two. Five marbles one way, fall the other. One is flipped down. Orange is in the lead. Through the chicane, down to the toilet bowl section. Over the left, we do have some white marbles dropping down now. Through the clack, clack. They're down to the bottom, through to the final section.

And who is it? It's so close. They're coming out. One, two, three. It's too close to call. We have a photo finish, everyone. Back to you, Clinton, the studio right behind me. Holy.

Oh, my heart is in my chest. There are multiple adjudicators approaching the track to decide the final. Oh, boy, it doesn't look good, guys. Is that what I'm thinking it is? It does not look good. Oh, no. Dan, can you check that out for me? I've just got the winner written down.

That can't be real. That cannot be real. No, no. Over to you, Dan, with the results. I did not know. that this would even be remotely possible. You said, Dan, there was only a 10% chance. We say it cannot be real, but it is real

because we have all just watched it happen in real time with at least a dozen witnesses. Absolutely not rigged. Live on TikTok. Third place was Louise. I'm so sorry, Louise. I'd like Louise. Oh, my goodness me.

She's line one. Louise, you're there. yes i am i'm so sorry so close but so far third place for you it's a very respectable no dong for you this weekend louis second place she was going to get a new nose if she took it out but unfortunately oh no second place so close but so far oh that's all good guys we love you tony but i can't believe i'm about to say this man that's so crazy that tony couldn't get her beak out in front but coming in too unbelievable for words first place He got the 10th ball

AB, our boss Let me see the dom Baby, 15 million Don, do, don't, do, don't This is the most disappointed I've been since a sporting event 2007 Rugby World Cup

Yes, how does this happen? There are tears in the studio. AB, do you regret this? This is the best. This is the absolute best. I can't believe. I can't believe why won. We toiled for a week for this shitty competition

that no one wanted to. We had to pretend to be on board while Dan called 400 meetings about the marble race. 401. Every day getting another person on the list only for at the very last minute. I've never won anything. I've never won anything before, guys.

I've never won anything. This is so good. We need to get a statistician on here because this is unbelievable. We don't. There's a 10% chance. It's 10 marbles, mate. He had a 1 in 10. We don't need a statistician.

There's got to be an investigation. We could have got my 8-year-old on and he would have given you the stats. We should have an investigation because this is crazy. We don't need one. We all watched it happen. We're all as devastated as you are. Checking the marble, it is legit. It's the same weight, same size as the rest.

I even put it on the back row. You did. I don't know. Oh, my God. What do we do here? Do we do a second race? This is so crap. Okay, so we, well, what do you want to do?

Go to a song and see what he does? Well, you're just keeping the money and you give it away another time. No, no, no, no. Okay, so we're either, well, either I'm keeping the money and having a great weekend, or we're going again. Okay. Without, with nine marbles? No, you've got to go ten.

No, no, I'm still in. No, I'm still in. Okay, we're going again, Nick. Okay, the boss is going to go one more go. If he wins twice it is. You know what's better than one big marble race? T! Oh my God!

Everyone right now is like, I have to get to work. I just, I can't, I need to go, guys. Yeah, I've got a proper job. Hang it, man. Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Cliff Meg and Dan with Ash London. Hi Roller. Okay, we should have this race all done and dust.

We have raced already. You can text live to 3343 to watch the TikTok. Live of the marble race worth 15 million Vietnamese dong. Our boss joined us on. the show at 730 and said you've only got nine people in and you've got 10 marbles can I have the 10th and if I win I spoil the party and keep the money you wouldn't believe it oh you could it right about it

we're all as filthy as you are New Zealand John Day our commentator was standing right there he watched the whole race I'm empty out of emotion now it's just taking it all out of me but we go again yes we do say he'll give the listeners one more chance but if black comes in first again that's it we've stuffed it at the back back middle this time we're trying our best to not let history repeat but it's all up to the marbles

and that's the thing if anything the last 10 minutes has proved is that marble racing is the most unpredictable sport on the planet and we're gonna go again New Zealand all right everyone pick yourselves up let's go again we turn around to the 10 marbles on this amazing track

a bit like Mousetrap have you ever played that board game or I've shown my age anyway 10 marbles 15 million dong we want to take it away from the boss let's load it up give it a countdown 3 two one and they're off again down the first section they're splitting yellow is in front with blue looking to go around the toilet bowl and we have another blue one just rolling down the click black section black is in the middle of the pack it's still in this one whites come down first into the toilet bowl around around around and into the final section very slowly and we don't have a repeat of the first race we have a new winner the boss is gone

Hey, B, sorry, mate, you shouldn't have doubled down. You've got to know when to walk away from the table, mate. I did my best. You did. Your best was not enough, unfortunately. 15 million dong up for grabs. Dan, we be just taking in the final results from the second race. I have the results.

Look how stressed he is. It's a much better result than the last race. Okay. Okay. Well, three marbles. Top three. In third place, with the white marble was Louise. I'd like Louise

I was Louise I was about that See ya Second place Speechless Second place With the clear yellow dots Was Maddie

And coming in First place And taking out 15 million Vietnamese chortong Oh that's a bad place To stumble Gutted

Oh man I ran out of drone as well Dron's finished Oh you could have This is an early now of the time here. This is elite. Josh! Let me see the dog. Our number two toilet man.

Yeah! Could buy a lot of toilet paper with 15 million dong. Joshy, how does it feel to be 15 million dong richer, brother? Oh, is that me? You're talking about it. Yes, Josh. I thought I was number five, so I got it. No, we're changing to number two because you're on doing number two anyway.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, yeah. Well done. Oh, so great. Oh, congratulations. It took a while to get there, Josh. Yeah, yeah, we're there now. But the transfer to your bank account will probably take longer, if I'm honest.

How much actual money is it, by the way? It's about $1,000 New Zealand dollars. Oh, that's tasty. Not bad. Not bad. Good weekend. It just shows that a lot can happen. You can be lucky on the toilet.

Yeah, exactly. Would you like it in New Zealand dollars? Or do you want it in Dong, Josh? Oh, yeah, dong. I'm going to Vietnam in two months. Oh, that's a perfect win. Oh my God, the universe wanted you to win, mate. Okay.

My partner was Maddie, too. We're both guys. I'm going to have to share it there anyway. Oh, my God. So Maddie from Crush, which is your partner who got second? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut. They're very lucky, aren't they?

Okay, let's do this again next Friday. Let's do it every Friday. Oh, here we go. I don't get ahead of yourself. I don't know if we can afford that. Yeah, I'm busy. Yeah. He's never coming back.

We can go tie bath or something next time. Oh, yeah, I like that. All right, Josh, have a bloody good time of Vietnam. You and Maddie then. Congratulations. We'll send the dong out to ASAP. Yep, thank you. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

The dong, the dong, dong, dong, so good. Yeah, I think they got lost in the celebrations, actually, that parody. Let me see the dong, baby. Fifteen million. Don, do, don't do, don't, don't. It's so good. Clems sent many emails about that parody yesterday. Oh, he was obsessive.

I need to lie down. Yes, I'm exhausted from all that longer. Clint, me and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. New music Friday. We are absolutely spoiled for choice. Every Friday we get all this amazing new music, cross genres, whatever you're into, pop, rap, country.

And I've got a bit of everything for you guys today. Smorgasbord. A smorgasbord of delectable musical treats. So Sabrina Carpenter has released. her new album overnight. It's called Man's Best Friend. And that's just pretty classic of old mate, Carpo. A bit sex

to all the lyrics. She can't help herself. This is tears. Carpo? Here's what I'm like about for you. Here's what I like about Sabrina. You can listen to her just kind of without concentrating on the lyrics and it's just a bop. It's just a good song. But we pay attention to the lyrics. Man, she is naughty.

Yes, like my nieces are kind of bit like, you know, ten-ish. They sing along to the words and there's nothing overtly naughty about it that they know. It's just it's a bop. And when they get a bit older, they're probably going to look back and go, oh, I get it now. It's like the Pixar movie of music. Exactly right. I love myself some Benny, an amazing Kiwi pop star. She makes really, really catchy bops.

She's got a new one, that's called Cinnamon. Don't even know where to go. Next thing you know, I'm a jealous girl. Get talking light, unspores, don't I fall into a danger snow. She kind of has that cool, like, talky, singing thing over, like, super happy pop beat. She's what I love about, Benny. I wonder what you've been up to, actually. She's been away for a long time, it feels.

She's a boss, Benny. She does, like, a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Biggs up other artists. I think she manages a lot of people. She produces. She's a really, really clever lady. Yeah, she's cool. And finally, if you were listening

about a couple minutes ago, I was talking about how hot Riley Greedy is. Oh my God, he's a tall glass of water. He is. Jade texted through on 3343. She said, Riley Greedy's smoking. Holy hecker. And we're not, we can say that

because he really leans into it. So he's always taking his top off with the cowboy. He really leans into the vibe of being a sexy cowboy. He's got a new one out after his album, Don't mind if I do. It's called Make a Rain. Don't mind it. Take all our love and pour it down to drain.

Yeah, I can make it rain. He looks like the type of guy. What did you say, sorry, Dan? I don't see my bed he can. I haven't even seen a photo of him, to be honest. Look at him. He looks like the type of guy my wife would be following on Instagram already. Yeah, definitely.

He looks like he's not some skeletons. in his closet. No, he doesn't. He looks like he's got some fluffy handcuffs in the closet. I tell you what, I'm jealous of his mo. He's got one hell of a mo. Look at his rig! He has his one music video, and I can't remember what the song's called,

but you'll find it on YouTube. It's just all, in the end, he's having, like, dinner. He's his girlfriend over for dinner, and they just take all their clothes off, and then he just picks her up and has sex with her on the kitchen table. As you do. Classic Riley. Normal Friday night for me.

Yeah. I mean, all the photos of I'm looking at him online He's got grease all over him and all of them He's a very messy guy You sound so jealous of Riley Green right now Because he constantly fixing cars Yes And holding lambs

And chopping wood And probably doing dips Because his triceps are massive Yeah Love him He's very specific Zooming in on the muscles Clit's got a hots for him

Yeah actually I'm going to give him a follow right now Come on Go into the DMs Hey bro, look to a training regime for you That's the drafts. Shoot us a video. That'd be Clint. Very much.

Very exciting. On a Friday, we always get into the Friday mix. Thanks to DJ Sean Hill just after 9 o'clock. Let's you know the weekends just around the corner. Ready to hang out with you. Sean Hill's the Riley Green of the edge. No, he isn't. Oh, yeah.

Does it? Motorcycle. Does he? Yep. Really? He's so tall, though. He wears leather jackets. I don't think Riley wear a leather jacket.

You probably get topless on his motorcycle. Yeah, yeah. Get your shirt off. Clit. And could make you down with a naughty, naughty-ish London. Yeah, so in my family, growing up, my nickname was El Crapo, because I'm just crap. Which was three. No, I just, like, always losing things, not getting things done on time.

Just, like, don't have that skill. And when I got married, I really kind of, like, came good, and I forced myself. I was like, okay, there's now someone else that's relying on me. I'm in a team now. I've got to try and stop being so El Crapo. And this week, it does feel like maybe El Crapo, Hasolito. Oh, what have you done? Well, other people I know listening will understand this,

that when you are in a partnership, you don't, you sometimes you stuff up and maybe you're trying to hide it from your partner because you don't want to the lecture or you don't want to have to explain yourself. And this week, two things happened, actually. They happened on the same day. So I got into a bit of a slump afterwards

because I was like, I am milked up all. So first of all was yesterday after the show. I went to call Adrienne, my husband, to tell him to come into the studio because we're in a bit of a rush. And it didn't work. I was like looking at my phone and it just kind of went off again.

I was like, what's happening? So I called him again and they put it up to my ear and it said, you know, the action you are trying to take is not available from this handset or something. And I was like, oh, I haven't paid my phone bill. Oh, yes.

Because I got in the email, yeah. I got the emails, but I was like, oh, the effort of like going into the app and pressing pay too much. Yeah. So I'd let it lapse. You've got ADHD. I don't have ADHD.

I'm just El Crabo. So then I'm like, okay, I can quickly fix this. So I went to my handbag to get my wallet out, left my wallet at home. So I had no access to a card to pay the phone bill, but I couldn't tell Adrian. Don't just memorize your credit card? I see if I lose my credit card so often that the number changes. So then Adrian comes in, we're all in the room together, and I'm thinking a cat. I've told everyone, don't tell him, don't tell him.

So then I had to excuse myself early from the meetings. I had something else to do. I had to go to his desk, get his credit card out, take a photo of it, quickly put it back, and then go to the other side of the office, call Spark, paying my phone. bill so it's fine it came on 20 minutes later i'm like i'm back here i'm on is it the joint credit card no no two separate things there's so much more effort than if you just i know if i just pressed one thing and then a couple of hours later i get a phone call from um a hotel that i'm staying at this weekend they said hi we've been trying to email you but the email's bouncing

back and i was like oh that's strange my um email domain had lapsed and i hadn't paid um for the email domain so my emails hadn't been working for 24 hours you need to get your shit together, Landa? Yeah, I know. And then when I tried to pay it, unfortunately, two-step verification was turned on, linked to my Australian mobile number and I lost that phone. Oh my God, I'm not even married to you and you're stressing me out. I'm the same though, I forget. I always wait when my phone bill for the thing where they're like, it's overdue, and then I go, oh, I have to pay it now.

No, but then you pay overdue fees. I know, I'm going to get a $14, $14 or $40 fee on my next spark bill because of the disconnection. You know, my wife got a parking ticket. I opened it up and it was like, cool, $67 or something. And then turns out it was addressed to her. That's why I opened an ages. So it turns out it was like $80-something.

And she goes, yeah, but I hardly ever pay for parking. So when you average that out, it's actually not bad. And I do see the logic there. But there were people listening who go, Ash, I'm with you. I'm keeping a secret for my partner. Not some big secret. Just something, you've been a bit naughty. Yeah.

Maybe you've already fixed it. Maybe it's still unfixed. Oh, no, no. I know what Ashton wants to do. So you come on the air and tell us the naughty thing you've done. So then when your partner finds out, you go, I told you.

I told you. I told everyone. Yeah. I told everyone on the air. Get it off your shoulders. Wait until he hears about the cheating. I have not been cheating. Absolutely not.

So it's kind of like you voice the secret. And if your partner's listening, good for them. And if they're not, well then, sorry, mate. You've got it off your shoulders. Yeah, technically you've said it. Yep. Maybe it's a parking fine. Maybe it's.

You accidentally donated their clothing, took the wrong bag to the op shop, did that once to my old houseman. I was going to say, donated a full garbage bag of her stuff. That's another one she's done. Ten years she'd been collecting band t-shirts and every single gig she'd ever been to,

I donated all of them. You were like, these look sloppy. Yeah, I'll donate these. All of her work shoes were in there too. So if your husband wasn't listening to all of that, you're not going to tell them because it's like, well, technically I did my bit. I got it off my chest.

All right, if you want to get it off your chest. If your partner's listening, good for them. If they're not, well, then effectively you'd tell. them? Yeah. This is technically means you've told them even if they're not listening. I wait under the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. If we're going to do Ash's thing, is there anything that your

wife doesn't know about that? If we throw it on the air now, we'll be like, babe, I told everyone. That wasn't a secret. I think I even mentioned it on the edge. As he has the guts to keep a secret from Hannah. I genuinely don't think I have got anything, Clint, that I... I've been saving up for a new remote control car. You've got two of them. Yeah, but he's putting his

allowance aside. That's funny. There's nothing naughty about that. And sometimes I put a little bit extra to that. Dan, I put that aside and don't tell him. He's got over $2,000 worth of remote control cars. You're at a point where you could buy a real one. It's all these got, though. Like you can't, it's all these got got.

No, not going for you. Yeah, Clay, listen to Ash. It's all I've got going in my sad life. Okay? Let me have my remote control car. Okay, we're going to go to Rebecca. Fake name on the voice disguiser because she is a hell of a secret to share that she hasn't told her husband about.

Morning, Rebecca. Hi, guys. Okay, what is the secret? Hi, Harry. I told my close friend that I pregnant before I told my husband after we could trade for nearly a year. Oh, you've told him now, though, right?

Technically, yeah. If it's on my fault, he doesn't realize who I was. Oh, gosh, she hadn't told him until now, And now, oh gosh, so he still doesn't, unless he's listening and he can recognize your voice through the disguiser, you still haven't told him. Honestly, our kid's nearly two years old and he still believes he's the first person that knew, and I'm just, I don't have to tell him that he wasn't. Oh, so the kid's been born and stuff. Okay, gotcha, okay, okay. Can I just say this would happen so often because with women, it's like, if you're alone, you need to talk someone straight away, right?

Of course, yeah. But you don't, exactly. And that's always going to be your bestie Because when you tell your partner You want that to be special So you don't want it to just be a phone call From the toilet at work Or wherever you took the test

I think a lot of people tell their girlfriends first Really? If I was pregnant I would tell my wife straight away Yeah well you're not ever going to be pregnant aren't you Should be like that news Because she'd be like how We've seen that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Yeah it can happen

Well I don't think it gets Can I say Julie I love you Julie's texted through Ash I hate to break it to you But I think you're keeping a secret from yourself That is definitely ADHD. You can join the team of women reaching perimenopause who are being, yeah, look.

I think you need to get checked because that is one of the symptoms, you know, like just putting stuff off because it doesn't give you, like it's boring bill stuff because it doesn't give you dopamine. There's 400 things in my life like that. Sandy, you've got a secret you're keeping from your partner, you're going to throw it out on the edge, and then technically you can say, oh, that's not even a secret.

I told everybody that. Yes, I accidentally put all the family's passports in a donation bag That was either gone to the second hand shop Or the bag I was taking to the recycling centre So what do they think happened to the passports? Well, nobody knows I think they just think we lost it during the move Wow

Somehow And so you've been harboring the secret for how long Oh, that was probably a few years ago now Yeah, and I've only just reapplied last year And got them all back Oh my God, if he ever finds out about it You should go, that's not even that bad. You should have heard what somebody else texts in to the edge.

And the texting feels... I've got one for it that I make you feel better. I've lost so many passports that if I lose the passport I have now, I won't be issued another one. I'll just be given a temporary travel document that will just get me home because I've lost my passport so many times. Wow. My last passport cost me...

Yeah, I got you, boo. You just use that. My last passport cost me like $1,000. Because it's like you've lost so many. Every time you lose one, the next one costs more. How long is it before you can stop being angry? Like three years ago, I think your partner and your family can be like, nah, it was three years ago, we're over it.

Okay, let's finish with this text. This person says, my partner doesn't know why all of our friends haven't been getting the wedding invites that we made together and posted out. That's because I've got cold feet and I never posted them. I've binned the whole lot. Shut up. That is more than a secret.

It's going to get out. It has to get out. Oh, my God. There's a point where it is. You're right, Clint. It is going to have to come out. You're going to have to face the music there. That is.

So you've gone, that's a problem. That's ADHD. You're like, that's a problem for next week's me. That's not ADHD. That's like you don't want to marry the person you're marrying. I could not have, because you'd be constantly worrying about the time when you've got to have to come clean. In like two weeks when she realizes that everyone, at least one person on the guest party should have got an invitation. Or you get to the wedding and you're about to walk down the island and no one's rocked up.

This makes Ash look like an angel, embezzling money from a relationship. That's fine. Bezzling. I'm not embezzling. Clint, Megan Dan. And we've got Tim and Michelle joining us in studio from Tohonga. You might remember, Michelle, we had her on for an ask-me-anything when she was talking about her cancer journey this year. And a lot of people were really touched by your story, Michelle,

and came to the party and wanted to give you some sort of a staycation and time away with you and your hubby who's also being sitting in for the last almost hour and a half now this morning. We loved having you here, guys. Welcome. Yeah, thank you. We had lunch with you yesterday and we said, oh you guys if you want to just sleep in you don't have to come in to the radio show live your life and you we didn't force them to come in here they did want to go well to be

honest we've organized this whole special weekend for you just so we can get to meet you to be honest because we loved you we love chatting to you and so it's been so nice getting to know you guys yeah we went out for lunch at canting in uh commercial bay can we tell the people we can't say what the dish was but they made you a special dish because you were a bogan and you asked for something that was not on the menu and nick what is like a celebrity chef who like runs the place there and he came out and surprised me with the dish that everyone teased me for asking about

and he just whipped it up from scratch and he was like don't tell anyone but it's not on the menu and now we're talking about it. It was so delicious it should be on the menu. Oh and the Peking Duck pancakes is such a great time. Yeah if you get a chance at Kenting go and check it out. Hell of a spot. And you've spent two nights at

QT Auckland. Yeah two nights a bit of romance. Pretty spoiled yeah did you have the bathtub in like you know how they have like the the toilet bathroomies are just in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the bathers just in the middle of the suite. Yeah.

It's like they designed the... Dad's nightmare. No, I'd love it. Oh, would she? I'd be in that bath. I thought you'd be awkward about being naked in front of Hannah. Oh, no, get her to go. Kick her out.

Go for a walk. I'm going to have a bar. First mate's last laugh was on the waterfront. So you guys went to check that out as well? Yeah, yeah. The snapout was lovely. Oh, yum. In the green soup.

Japanese cuisine. Yeah, I will never cook an fish at home. You could not pay me to cook a fish at home. I love seafood, love fish. Can you cook it, though? I always do such a bad job. Nah, because the house usually smells like fish afterwards. Yeah.

And we almost tried to snake your spot earlier this week when we found out you're going to East Day spa. Yeah, fair enough. It was so good. Yeah. I love a couple's massage. Once me and my husband got a couple's massage and at the end, because we were like next to each other on the beds

and they got our hands and they like interlocked our hands. But Agent's hand was being really weird. like he wasn't grabbing my hand and I was like hold my hand and then he looked up he thought that the masseur was holding his hand just standing there holding his hand no it's me it's not a mess house yeah if you haven't been and you're in the Auckland area award-winning oasis of calm in the heart of Auckland CBD

at the Grand by Sky City East Day Spa yeah wife and I frequent in there a few times that's amazing yeah it's worth that yeah we appreciate everyone that was listening that came to the party and wanted to provide things just to give you guys a cool 24, 48 hours. Yeah, thanks to you.

Yeah, like, thanks to everyone and you guys and the sponsors you guys had because some of I hardly get time together. Yeah. It's, we're so busy with the kids and work and stuff. And thanks to you as well. I think you guys are just so inspiring in the chat that we had with you a couple of weeks ago

was, I learned so much from it and was so inspired by you. And also just lunch yesterday because you're cool people. Yeah. You don't know someone, right? And you rock up to have lunch with them. You're like, oh, it could be awkward.

We could be mates. It was so fun. You're like genuinely cool hangs. So thank you for lending us your time to hang out together. You guys are the best. No, thanks for. It's been awesome meeting you guys. And likewise.

Safe drive home. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, stay as long as you want, but mainly probably until 10 because that's when we'll go home. We left here and you guys are. And you guys are from Tohonga. Look forward to in the next couple of weeks, a postcode playlist song for Tohonger for you guys.

Yep, yeah. Michelle has said she will do guest focus I'm told I'm doing it Holy shit you made it the whole way through

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