The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi on the show!
Episode Date: February 2, 2026This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they bring you an exciting and eventful breakfast show. This episode features highlights from the Grammy Awards, inc...luding performances from Olivia Dean and Alex Warren, and a humorous challenge for Clint to censor famous movie lines live. The team also interviews Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi about their new film 'Weathering Heights', discussing themes of soulmates, chemistry on set, and their friendship. Additionally, there's fun commentary on romantic fiction writing, and the trio debates what makes certain names 'marriage material'. Tune in for lots of laughter, insightful interviews, and hilarious segments! 00:00 Introduction and Banter01:12 Celebrity Interviews and Movie Promotions06:49 Personal Stories and Complaints09:16 Scandals and Red Carpet Predictions17:45 Romantic Fiction Segment21:32 Hit the Spot: Musical Challenges27:51 Games and Listener Interactions37:24 Grammy Highlights38:44 Live Censorship Challenge44:03 Marriage Material Names01:02:29 Inappropriate Gifts01:07:30 Grammy Mishaps and Performances01:08:24 Chapel Row's Live Performance01:11:04 Hit the Spot Challenge
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This is a podcast from Rover.
If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings.
Oh, piss off, Uncle John.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
The breakfast show that will have you on the edge of your seats.
They're back.
This is Clint Meg and Dan.
It's the Edge Breaky.
94-2.
Yeah, we are.
One to six.
Start in early this morning, show a week.
Yeah, Tuesday.
What are we?
I missed that.
What's that?
One to six.
Oh, right.
Got it.
Got it.
He doesn't talk until she's.
She's contractually obliged.
Oh, God.
Another whole minute.
Free work.
We were just saying very busy show.
Yeah, I was just going to say, I mean,
we always try to put it together a fun show,
but, you know, just sometimes you go,
well, this one.
This one's going to hit different,
especially because Marga Robbie and Jacob O'Lawdy
are going to be on the show at 8 o'clock,
weathering heights out in cinema's next Thursday.
Yeah.
God, that's a good movie.
Do you know, it's...
Should we start saying it's not that good?
Only because I'm worried we're saying it's so good
and then people are going to go and be like,
you know, when you talk something out too much?
The thing is me gets the movie of the week.
Oh right, so they're paying for us to say it's good.
Oh, all it is.
And so obviously you would always say the movie's great
if you're talking to the stars.
But you don't need to go above and beyond
and really start saying it's phenomenal
if you really just thought it was okay.
And it really was fantastic.
One of us does embarrass ourselves in the interview, though,
quite heavily.
Right at the start.
It almost gets off on the wrong foot, doesn't it?
Yeah, it was a very nerve-wracking moment.
Yeah, which is tricky because with these press junkets
where the sleeves sit down,
and just smash out a whole day's worth of interviews.
You get four minutes.
Yeah, you've got to make a good impression within the first 20 seconds.
They go, Clint Meg and Dan, you're up, just say your names and you're away.
The time I'll start when you've said your names.
And you're like, oh, God, okay, stress straight away.
And they're sitting there just staring at you through a little laptop.
Very scary.
Yep, so that's happening at a clock.
Yep, it's going to be fun.
Romantic fiction is back at 7 as well.
Dan and I have penned some of the sexiest words to paper you've ever heard.
And get excited because it might be the last week,
and my boss might be canceling that after what Clint wrote.
After you said that to me, he said, Clint, disgusting, this could be the last time.
I went back and re-read it and I was like, I stand by that.
You stand by, wait, comparing a woman's vagina to a box of popcorn.
Sorry.
I'm looking forward to that comparison.
I'm a bucket of popcorn.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
She took away a Grammy last night as well for Best New Artist,
which sometimes is a little bit of a little bit of.
a insult, eh, to a new artist that has actually been grinding away for years and they're just
new to us because the songs like landed?
Yeah, I know Chapel Rowan who won last year, she'd been grinding for years and years, but, you know,
finally made it.
But, I mean, she's pretty new.
Olivia Dean released her debut single in 2018.
Yeah, and the thing is, I think that's eight years.
During her speech, she thanked her manager for their journey together of 10 years.
So she's been doing this for 10 years.
It's a reminder.
You might think I'm in a new.
artist but this didn't happen overnight.
My girl, though, she has got some charisma
on stage. I watched her before me.
Man, I need, in a short little red dress
and I thought she was like the new age Diana Ross.
She was smiling, beaming on stage.
I was like, that's... You know when they said if somebody's got star power?
She's got it? A hundred percent. She's got a little
sprinkle of fairy dust, eh?
Yeah, whatever it was. You're just like, wow, you've got it.
Yeah. Whatever it is.
Mm-hmm.
All right. This is the playlist.
Shut up.
Clint's watching the video. He's like,
Mm-hmm.
All right. 6am, throwback. Nelly currently in the playlist.
On this day in 2008, Adele went to number one with her album 19,
which featured someone like you rolling in the deep.
Yeah, I was going to say, she doesn't really have any bangers.
Like for a 6 a.m., like back, they're all slow.
I mean, time and place, do you know what I mean?
Like, I mean, rolling in the deep, like maybe, but it's just all very...
Well, we are interviewing Margo and Jacob Allorty later in the morning,
and Charlie XX wrote the whole album for the movie Wuthering Heights.
She was meant to just write one song, and then she went to.
and wrote a whole album and then they included it.
Oh, not this song that would play, though.
Yeah, but what's old school enough that it would be a throwback from Charlie?
I see what you're saying.
Okay.
I mean, she has got some throwbacks, probably just lesser known, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the other option, Clinton, I think you're both going to love this one.
On this day, 3rd of February 1990.
Oh, yeah.
Sean Kingston was born.
What is he up to now that we man?
He's got a few banners, too.
Fire burning
Face job was another one.
That's right.
Also, Eni Meeni with Justin Bieber?
Just cut music.
Take it down.
Take it down.
Take it down.
Take it down.
What's he done?
He's in jail for three years for fraud.
Oh, fraud.
It's right.
Do we exit that?
Yeah.
So we won't hear this.
He is in jail.
Oh, it's like you're one of those white collar crimes.
Yeah.
He wasn't paid his tax.
He's all good.
You don't even know how tax works really, do you mean?
No, not really.
He said he juped salads into giving him luxury items that he never paid for us.
Oh, that's fine.
Eat the rich.
It's fine.
Beautiful girls.
Yeah, yeah.
Which one do you want?
Eany-meany?
Nah, beautiful girls, surely.
I could see you want Eny-Mennie, though.
I already pasted over beautiful girls.
Thought it was a bit crap.
Okay.
Well, they're doing it.
Okay.
It's the edge.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Sean Kingston's birthday today.
Justin Bieber as well at the Grammys,
that performance of Yukon that he did shirtless,
which...
I've got it up on my screen now to watch.
How good was it?
Can we get that audio loaded neaps when you get a sec bro?
Oh, it's already here?
Yeah, it's for a second or at the 6.30.
Don't cut my lunch too much, too much, Clint.
I've been nice days.
Yeah, just it.
You know what's going to make you pay.
It was really good.
So he was in his boxes.
performing, literally in his like boxer underwear
and then people were saying,
wow, people just don't understand raw talent
and the symbolic message anymore.
His decision to perform Justin Boxes and socks
show his symbolism to return to a rock.
No, he's just...
No, you just...
He's just... He could be bothered.
Yeah, he is so talented.
He's so talented.
I mean, the confidence of anyone
to perform at the Grammys in boxes
and out the gate.
And also, it seemed like he was
taking a little bit of a leaf out of edge here and he had a loop pedal.
He had guitared and he was like doing his own stuff.
So clever.
Yeah, he's very, very talented.
I don't know if either of you have ever felt this feeling that I got last night.
Maybe Clint more so.
Dan, possibly not.
I've told you guys that I've been going through some rage feelings.
I'm actually going to write an article about it, I think.
It's ever since I've been postpartum.
And after the second kid, I don't know if my patience is thinner or my hormones are still crashing.
But I get these moments of getting really.
My wife does that, especially if she gets hit in the head with something.
She goes crazy.
I'll be explaining why about that.
I'll explain my Meg punch you yesterday, actually.
No, but I found myself, like, in getting this burst of rage where I can't,
I'm working on controlling.
I'm probably going to go to a doctor.
Isn't your word for the year piece?
Yes, Clint it is.
So it's quite hard.
Piece of cheese.
And I did make a few complaints a couple of weeks ago, if you remember.
I don't know if you do it or not.
I made a couple of complaints of things that had happened.
That's right.
I didn't really talk about them.
but these companies have done things and I was like, I'm going to complain about that.
And I was in one of my rage moments.
Now I'm feeling very good.
I'm actually, I think, I'm first day of my period, so I'm feeling quite chill.
That's weird.
Isn't it supposed to do the opposite?
No, the week beforehand.
Oh, the week before.
So I'm feeling very chill.
And then I got a reply, and it's like post-complaint, like, it's almost like clarity.
Like, I'm sitting there and they've emailed back with all the things I complained about.
They're apologising.
And I'm going, oh, my God.
You're like, wait, who said that?
Who said that?
I said that.
What were complaining about?
It was something that happened to my daughter.
And so I would just like, went off.
And now I'm sitting there going, oh God,
why don't you just go and breathe for a little bit in a cold, dark room
and just take a couple of seconds?
Because now they're applying and they're apologising.
And to be fair, I just normally wouldn't complain about things.
And so this is very new for me to get emails back saying,
we're sorry this happened.
What was the company?
I can't.
Were you justified, though, looking back at,
least in your complaint? Yes, I was, I was, but I just don't normally complain. And then, like,
them now running back, I get to get my husband to open the email. I was so nervous.
Did you, did you? Please don't. So yes, but do you use your work email with the signature
that has mine and Dan's face alongside yours on it? Yeah. Good on you. Cool. I would too.
That's the one I used to complain. No, because then they'll be like, that's, that's, you know,
that Meg from the edge? Yeah, you know what she sent us? And then we get pulled into it as well. I just say, I'm Clint. Hi,
Clint Meg and Dan.
Leshco.
Gandal.
So thanks to Cadet Station.
Treat your team with Cadet Station over at catastation.com.
Incid.
It was the Grammys yesterday and it was the good Grammys.
Weird stuff happened.
Weird stuff actually go down.
Trevanoa was the host again and he wasn't afraid to talk about Nicky Minaj who very recently
has been best buds with President Trump.
Is that because her husband's in jail or whatever and she's trying to get him pardoned?
Yes.
I think in her family to get like what they call the Trump gold card,
which is kind of like a green card, I guess,
that means you can stay in America.
And I think her brother's in trouble too, so it's her brother or a husband.
So she's just like doing what she's got to do to try and.
Yeah.
Nikki Minaj is not here.
She is not here.
Um,
she is still at the White House with Donald Trump discussing very important issues.
Actually, Nikki, I have the.
biggest ass. I haven't. Everybody's
saying it, Nikki. I know they say it to you, but
it's me. Whop, wop, wop, look at it,
look at it, baby.
Yeah, Donald Trump, not happy about that
either. I haven't got to his reply, but
he did tweet or put it on his own platform
saying, like, he's a big loser
and he's going to sue him. He basically's going to
sue Trevor Noah. He better watch his back,
basically. I thought this was interesting from
Will I am from the Black IPs. He was on the red
carpet, and this is what he said about next year's
Gramies. I predict that this is probably
one of the last years where it's only
humans on the red carpet. Just like if you were to go out and absorb what the world was like
in 2022, 2022 is one of the last years where it was only humans driving cars on the streets.
Now there's way modes on the streets. And just like there's waymos on the streets where there's no
human driving the vehicle, it's fully autonomous, level five autonomy, there will be level five
artistry. Yes. And that level five artistry will be agents and robots. And that agent and robot will be
on the red carpet before 2030.
Spoke weed before the awards day.
I mean, I see what he's saying, but also just shorten it.
Also, oh my God, if that happens, that's the beginning of the end for women.
It's like I saw a video of Elon Musk talking about in 2030,
work is going to be optional.
That sounds lovely.
I was like, yeah, it'll be like, it'll be optional.
And he was talking about like even currency, like money,
it won't exist in the form that it does now.
And I'm like, what?
Babe, don't worry about it.
You won't be around for 2030.
Yeah, God, he's already 72, isn't he?
Don't worry about it.
Also, Elon Musk, pretty rich for him to say that.
He's a billionaire.
Some of us need money, Elon.
Yeah, but if there is no money,
he would need me the one who's the most worried.
He's got the most of it.
One of the favorite performances of the night,
Justin Bieber with Yukon.
I pay a lady in the audience, just standing there smiling.
I know, but I was actually so proud of him.
It's like rumors saying they're going to not make it,
and she's, like, fed up with him.
And then you see that.
and you're like,
well, shut up, she loves him.
It's not clocking to them, as he would say.
I just want to be the...
I thought it was a fruit.
I did.
I thought it was a fruit.
I think it's a type of SUV in America,
but then it's also, I think, something to do with Native Americans as well.
She was driving a Yukon or something, like one of the lyrics.
Yeah, it's a Chevrolet Yukon.
That's, I think, what he's talking about in the song.
I'm thinking about a Uzu.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes it goes well with like a gin and soda.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yuzu, not a Yukon.
Yeah.
He hasn't done a song about a piece of fruit.
No, no, yes.
So, speaking of, like, I don't know if you've seen this fruit.
My kids are right into it the moment.
It's a squashed white peach.
Flat, they call them flat white peaches.
And I don't know how they grow these.
But it's like, remember the, like, a white-fleshed peach?
Yeah.
And, well, they've gone and, like, squash them.
And they've grown almost sideways.
They're all the donuts?
Yeah, and they have a tiny little, like,
seed in the middle. Amazing.
You eat them like a donut.
Gosh. You learn a lot on the show, eh? What a Yukon
is? What a flat peaches?
What a Yukon isn't? In 2022
the last year without flat peaches,
you know, we didn't even know it.
Meg one time, came
around to my house and she was like, can I bring anything?
And I was like, no, no, don't worry. She was like, no, I've got to bring something.
She brought a can of peaches.
That's cheap. That is the, like,
a petamie of a cheap ass.
I have never opened them, so that just whenever I
open my pantry and I see them, I think of me.
You gave them back to me once and I gave them back again.
It's just like gone on for years now.
This is going to go to the trailer of peaches.
There are three moments.
I know we're going to move on.
The three moments that have me always thinking of meek.
When I see the peaches,
whenever I empty a dishwasher,
because I lost a challenge to you want to see
who could empty the dishwasher the fastest.
And I get so annoyed because I empty the cutleries so fast.
And I'm like, how does she do it quicker than that?
And the fact that you dry yourself from bottom to top.
So every time I get out of the shower.
I changed it now.
Have you?
Yes, I have, I promise.
Because of that bloody challenge.
Every time I drive myself, I'm like, how is Meg doing this bottom to top?
Her hair would be dripping all over and you're going to start again.
And every time you soil the bed.
Yeah.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
First Call of the Day.
First Call of the Day.
First Call of the Day.
Hey, Georgia.
Hello.
There's she.
Hey, guys.
Hey, we're going to see you at Electric Avenue in a couple of weeks.
Oh, I wish.
Well, we are giving you a chance to get on the standby.
list with Festi Besti. Monday morning
we'll be announcing the winner with a double
past of the sold out electric ab with two mates,
500 bucks spending money and accommodation for a couple of nights.
It could be you.
Georgie, we were just talking before about the Grammys.
What were your thoughts on Chaparone's outfit?
Because it's his hair. You thought it was amazing.
Oh, okay. Well, we really got the answer.
Yeah, I don't know if I could do it. It might hurt or even.
But that was going to be my next question.
Could you pull it off?
Absolutely not.
I think it's, yeah, it definitely
comes down to nipple placement.
Yeah. Could you pull it off, Dan?
I wouldn't wear it because I'd be nervous, Georgia,
that someone would stand on my train behind it
and then rip your nipples off.
Because that was a risky maneuver.
I think they were fake nipples, weren't they?
Because you couldn't see her nipples.
I think it was like a very clever overlay.
Very clever if it was.
Ryan, you think that the fake nipple
was attached to a fake areola
and then they glue that over the top?
I think so. I looked very closely.
Of course you do
They look very close
What do you think George?
Do you think, yeah, good on her
Like look at her standing out
Or is it just a very much like a
Over the top way of trying to get attention
Because I guess
There are people on the internet
Falling on either one or the other side, I guess
I mean good on triple wrong
You definitely noticed her outfit
I don't know how many other out
I know like that
That's true
It's definitely they can't say it's a fashion statement
It's that whole like is it fashion or is she just skinny
Because imagine if a big girl wore that
they'd be bloody right.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like you're going to pick me anyway, aren't you?
No matter what you do.
You know, she could have worn anything.
But people would go, oh, she's just attention seeking.
She's always had amazing fashion.
She's always going to do that.
Is there also a tattoo on her back?
Or is it a sticker?
That's what I mean.
The dress was a very fine mesh.
So you actually, her old body looked like it was tattooed, but it wasn't.
As far as I know, but maybe I could be wrong with that.
A stick on tattoos are cool again?
Okay.
Thanks for you called, Georgia.
You have a fantastic Tuesday.
Got any plans for the long weekend?
I think I'm going to go to the races on Friday.
Oh, yeah.
The horses or the greyhounds?
The horses.
Yeah.
I think greyhounds are illegal now.
No, is it still?
It definitely has been cancelled.
Maybe there's still a few races left.
Yeah, there was like this period of, I guess, where they had to like knock it on the head, I suppose.
That's probably not great.
No.
Great phrase, you know.
Yeah.
They can't just stop something
because they've got to try and find, you know,
houses, homes for their animals.
Yeah, they make great pets, greyhounds,
especially the retired ones because they're like,
they just love love.
No, the crazy thing is when you ever see a greyhound
as a pet, never running.
Yeah, they're so lazy because they've already worked.
Never run, not even in a park.
You've got a rabbit in front of them, though.
Straight away.
Yeah, maybe.
Straight away.
Hope their Georgia will get a voucher.
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Lunch on them.
Coming up next, Meg is going to give us a little bit of a sneak peek
as to who wrote it better.
Romantic fiction.
Dan and I have penned some erotic fiction to paper last night.
And we'll be having those stories read by our beautiful Meg at 7.
And very interesting because before Clint's even starts, he wrote Nailed It.
So he's feeling very confident.
And I had to rewrite mine because Meg and her words it was too filthy.
Dutty. Nauty boy.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
All right, it is happening at 7 o'clock this morning.
Well, I've got a bone to pick with Dan, and he knows why.
What's happened?
Daniel.
You've made me do a Russian accent.
No, you know I can't do accents.
No, I mean, you guys, you've, either you can pull it off.
I can't, okay, can we, because I, I've been practicing all night,
and I, my husband guy is still like, that's, you're not even close, you, Irish.
Well, this all started, God, how many, two years ago, maybe?
Yeah.
When Meg realized that some of the most horrific erotic fiction writers, authors are male,
Dan and I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold in a second.
Not all men, we haven't had a go yet.
And over the last wee while, we've been getting better?
Grave reviews, not grave reviews.
There are awards that happen every year where it's the worst erotic fiction written by men,
and it looks like our boys could absolutely enter that.
The theme this time around, I thought because we're interviewing Marga Robbie and Jacob Ballotti,
I did like a, you know, going to the movie theatre and watching Wuthering Heights.
That was the inspiration.
Oh, is that what it was?
I didn't get that.
Right.
Yeah, I knew Meg had drawn inspiration from that.
Yeah, of course.
But then, yes, Dan, you may.
Can I, okay, let me try a bit of a Russian accent.
Fan of it my movie you are?
Absolutely not.
Oh, that's going to make a writing sound way worse.
We can't understand what she's saying.
How do I do it then?
Let me copy it.
Well, I'm not saying that I'm a good Russian accent person.
Fan of me movie you are?
Well, that's better.
That was better.
You sort of sound like Count Dracula.
Hotel Transylvania type character.
One.
Mm-hmm.
Two.
Okay, yeah, you need to let her know sort of how you want that read, I think, before seven.
I'd go, um, fan of movie you are.
Fan of movie you are.
Better, better, better.
Okay, but then roll the ar, so fan of better.
Fan of movie you are.
Like that.
Fine of movie.
you were.
Better.
That's better.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We can be learning.
And then Clint, this line specifically.
She thrusted her hand, knuckle deep into my bucket.
Jesus.
Whoops, that wasn't popcorn.
Oh, okay.
Daniel.
No, like.
Daniel, what am I meant to do with that?
No, Dan.
They are in the cinema.
She's reaching into her friend's bucket of popcorn.
But of course, it's dark and she missed the bucket.
Whoops, that was not popcorn.
Yeah, because she missed the bucket.
and then all of a sudden got her hand between her legs and was like, oh, sorry, that's...
Because you've moved the bucket.
But it's not like, yeah, you're not referring to the bucket as something else.
No, no, she didn't put her hand in her...
Yeah, I get it.
No, she missed the bucket and got her hand like between her legs.
I mean, it's not your best work.
It's not how it reads.
Really?
She thrust her hand knuckle deep into my bucket.
Yeah, you're like...
Whoops, that wasn't popcorn.
But that's...
Yeah, that sounds.
Not does it read well.
No, me.
She's going for the bucket of popcorn and then she's really like, whoa.
I think this is the last time I'll ever do this,
I do think so, so I do hope you enjoy it.
It's coming up just after seven.
And the thing is, this is the thing Clint misses every week, week on week.
It's about riding it artfully and making it, you know, like a night.
Damn, you have the line that says you will come.
Oh, yeah, that's terrible, mate.
Artsy.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Hit it.
He had to spot.
Whoa.
Despite happening Thursday morning, and we thought maybe it'd be a real missed opportunity
if we didn't do Chapel Rome with her in the country.
for a laneway festival.
Do you think she might hear you?
Or she might see it and then share it and we go viral.
You know, we become famous, Meg.
She is the type to share radio content on her page.
Is she?
Does she not do that?
No, I don't think so.
No, poker.
But still she could see it and like it.
Yeah.
And we've done Chapel Rowan before.
We've done a couple of her hits before.
First off, what did we do?
What was the first song we did with Cassie Henderson?
Oh yeah.
Cassie actually came in who you may have seen do very, very well
and made the final of the Voice Australia.
God, what have you done?
No, you're on your own.
You're a pink pony girl
and you dance at the club, oh, mama.
I'm just...
On the stage in my heels,
it's where I belong down at the pink...
She was slightly earlier
if I'm being a connoisseur.
I love that.
She nailed it.
She was slightly early.
Yeah.
It's hard when she is, compared to you, Dan the King.
She was the first time she'd never done it.
Yeah, we're going to pay that for a guest spot,
but we wouldn't have paid that, I don't think, if Dan had done that.
Now, the thing is my favorite hit the spot ever.
It is actually.
Was it actually?
Yeah.
This one.
Baby, do you like this beat?
I made it so you dance with me.
It's like 199 degrees.
When you're doing it with me, doing it with me.
H-O-T-O-G-O.
Sapping, clap and touch your toe.
Raise your hands now body roll
Dance it out, you're hot to go
H-O-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands now body roll
H-O-T-O-G-O
T-O-T-O-T-O-O-T-O.
It wasn't bang on perfect
If I'm being picky
That was your favourite one.
That's probably one of the hardest ones
We've ever done apart for like Pohnian Rexley
You've definitely gotten shorter
I think that's the thing
The longer duration of archipella singing
The more difficult it is to hit that spot
So that was very difficult that level
And then the only one we really haven't done is Subway.
I love that.
I want to be able to do this bit here.
And trust myself that I'll see on.
So this would be you singing that.
She's almost doing an archipelah, to be fair.
There's not too much packing.
Then coming back in when I hit the spot.
Three, one, hit the spot.
In the options, I think we've got Subway.
way or
we do
hot to go again
but instead of just me
Meg you take part
and Clint as well
because you could do it
as talking Meg
I can't do that
but
guys
yeah it's pretty much
just like talking
guys look
look look I understand
you did it with Ash
you did Bohemian Rhapsody
it was awesome she's amazing
that's her talent
I can't
I cannot be the person
that has the first fail
in however long we've done these.
Oh, we've had some fails.
Yeah, I think I'm normally involved in them.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
Oh, gosh, yes.
We can't, I can't.
It does take the pressure off me, though.
Yeah, because Dan's got more people to blame if he's out.
I know.
If we missed the spot, I could just be like, oh, well, Meg did it again.
Yeah, oh, well, sorry, Chap.
Meg getting her bloody dirty fingers all over myself.
Yeah, I do prefer hot to go.
Yeah, okay.
Well, how would we split it up?
Oh, we'd just do it together.
So to be fair, you would have been doing solo.
I would like that.
Would you still be doing that, like, singing part,
and then Meg and I just come in on the rap?
Yeah.
So you're still singing this part by yourself.
I mean, what are you guys doing?
Oh, Under the Edge Texts through 33443.
Do you want us to do a brand new one with Subway?
Or do you like us to revisit Hot to Go?
As a team.
Yeah, as a team.
We'll do whatever you think.
It's the listener's choice, Chaparone Edition.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Hit it.
Hit it, get it, fucking.
Hit it.
Hit it spot.
Whoa.
All right, hit the spot.
Rone edition. She's going to be in New Zealand Thursday for a laneway festival. It's either
of the subway or hot to go. I mean there's a few people texting and going what about
good luck babe. It doesn't really have a hit the spot moment in there where there's a crescendo
in the song. I know my vote is for subway. That is probably one of my favorite chapel songs. I love
it. I love her vocals in it. I think Dan would ace it. Karen, what do you think? What song are you
phone him for? So I'm
definitely a hot to go vote
but I think
that Dan should wear the dress
that Chapel wore yesterday at the Grammy
Yes, yes, to attach that to my
taggy boobies. I think that
I could pull it off.
I don't know if I'll look as good as Chapel
Of course you won't. No.
So, I mean, we could give it a go
Karen. We could really give it a go.
I don't know, absolutely. Unlikely
to get shared as much. Or maybe
more, I don't know. I don't know.
got any picture and I'll go,
hmm, taking the piss out of me.
No, I'm not going to share that.
She's not really the type, I think, to see the funny side.
Hey, Karen, just quickly as well,
how do you feel about your name no longer being the complaining name of 2026?
Gen Z's have swapped it out with Jessica's and Ashley's.
I'm stoked because I used to have to introduce myself at Karen,
but not one of those, Karen.
Yeah.
That's wordy.
That's a mouthful.
Well, good, now you don't have to because the Jessica's and Ashley's is supposed to be the POS's.
according to Gen Z.
All the Karen's I know are lovely.
Why is it never a guy?
Who's the male equivalent of a carid?
Kevin?
That just sounds like the name.
Well, Kevin, he's like, hey, I'm fine.
It just sounds like Karen.
And we go on text.
I think it is Subway.
Yeah, I think it's Subway.
Which I'm excited about.
Hey, should we get them to sponsor it to him?
We don't want them bite while he's doing it.
True.
Eat fresh.
Yeah.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Easy money.
Two bar seven, good morning.
You're charged to play for a grand in the hand with easy money.
If you want to practice, you get amongst the game on the rover app.
Otherwise, we're playing for keeps right now.
A thousand bucks if you can give us ten answers.
Starting with the letter, Meg gives you in 30 seconds.
Hey, Katie.
Good, Katie.
All right, your letter this morning is S.
All right, and your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question.
S for sausage.
Okay.
Cool. Okay, you can do this, Katie. I believe in you.
Let's do this.
Here we go. Give me a fruit.
A pass.
Something you'd find in the kitchen.
Sausage.
A sport.
Soccer.
A job.
School teacher.
A male celebrity.
Scott Robertson.
A car brand.
A scoda.
A TV show.
It would have been my pick there with Catherine O'Hara passing away over the weekend.
Look, it's never a good omen when the first question.
as a pass.
Yeah.
Strawberry.
I think strawberry,
strawberry, Katie.
Yeah.
Starfruit.
That was a tricky
one.
I was actually
rack in my brains.
Do you know what
happened?
When Meg said
sausage,
that's all I could think
about.
Classic you though.
Always thinking
about sausage class.
Yeah.
All right, back you get
at 8 o'clock
your chance to play
for a grand in the hand.
Yeah.
All right of sausage.
Romantic fiction
coming up next.
Yes.
Unfortunately,
men have been
painted with the brush.
All men have been
terrible at writing erotic
fiction. Until now. For ladies,
yes then. Again?
Until now.
Right. Nice.
Well, Clint, you're growing up first,
though. You're next.
Oh, which means Dan might have written
it better. Well, it's just, I have to make
yours as early as possible.
Oh, why? So it's just the most erotic.
I just thought it was like a Pixar movie.
It was layered. No, not so much.
No, there's only one layer to yours. It's the top floor,
Clint.
Clint, Meg and Dan
In the past, men have been tarnished with a brush
Of being terrible, erotic fiction writers
For the female gays
And you guys are holding up that standard
Well done
Until now
If you don't know this segment
I get the boys to finish off writing
What I've started when you hear the bowel
My writing ends, there's begins
We're starting with Clint's
It's terrible, pre-warning
Here we go
He wrote nailed at first
Yeah, I mean, when I said that, just to you, I said, nailed it.
It's meant to be for the female gaze.
Please sit off your cell phones to silence.
The speakers said as the lights in the movie theater started to dim.
I was about to watch a highly anticipated movie with the two of the hottest stars in Hollywood,
and I had the whole place to myself.
That's when I heard, is the seat taken?
I turned, nearly choking on a colonel.
Oh, my God!
I shout, whispered.
No, like, oh my God.
You wrote a shout whispered.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, I go, oh my God.
You go, oh my God.
Like, what are you doing here?
Better read, Clint. Come on.
Just ring your words.
It was jazz from work.
Tight blue jeans hugged to her peachy cheeks like they're afraid of falling off.
Her top tied across the middle, but loose at the sides.
Makes no sense.
No, Daniel, I've been tied across the middle but loose at the sides.
Trying to figure it out in my head.
If it's loose at the middle, bro.
I lost sleep.
What do you mean?
I mean, it might be like, I don't know, I just need to be tight.
I wanted to be tight, but.
Making me appreciate the anticipation of side boob.
Yeah.
I still still can't picture it.
Yeah, I can't either be.
Well, it's all my fault of you guys.
It's a magical fashion.
So, she whispered, glancing at my popcorn.
Are you going to share that buttery goodness of yours?
Oh, no.
Sure.
She thrusted her hand, knuckled deep into my.
bucket, bold and reckless.
We both froze.
Whoops.
That was not popcorn.
The movie was starting.
Are you nervous, Samantha? Jazz asked.
No. I lied sweating
through my white shirt.
What, two women? Yes, two women.
Of course it is. Of course it is.
Would I have expected anything more from club?
Right.
No, I lied sweating through my white shirt as a knee-brushed mine
before coming to a stop against me.
things were getting steamy in row V if you know what I mean
oh pathetic I know you are pathetic okay the popcorn became less of a snack and more of an excuse
hand slipped almost everywhere but the bucket we breathed heavily we breathed heavily on each
other popcorn breath as well whispering escalated giggles then jazz shushed me as I heard
the usher walking towards us do you girls need anything a wet floor sign would be good
make that too.
Oh, you are out of control.
Is that it?
No, you're...
Honestly, you cancel the guy.
What did they say?
I know that ending.
No, we're flores.
Do you know what I mean?
You don't know what I mean.
We all know what you mean.
You're not as subtle as a sledgehammer with that one.
Honestly, anybody would get that.
Yeah.
Right.
What a shocker.
Dan's is next.
Mine's more artsy.
Not really, Dan.
Not really, if I've been honest.
I thought I was.
getting better.
Wow.
I drive home with such a smile on my face going,
nailed down.
Men typically,
some of the worst erotic fiction writers
in the world, and Dan and I have tried to
I guess raise the bar
with some of our writing.
Once every couple of weeks, we put pen to paper
and Dan has done just that.
She is indeed.
Bars will be raised.
Sorry, I need to catch my breath.
The bell is when my writing ends.
Dan's begins. Here we go.
If you've just tuned in, you unfortunately
missed my romantic fiction.
It was a shocker.
Please turn yourself onto silent the speakers as the lights,
sorry, the speaker said as the lights in the movie theatre started to dim.
I was about to watch a highly anticipated movie with two of the hottest stars in Hollywood
and I have the whole place to myself.
That's when I heard, is the seat taken?
The thick Russian accent made...
Oh, I know, Clim.
The thick Russian accent made every hair on my body stand on end.
I knew that voice anywhere.
It was Olga.
It was Olga Sharapov-Lanlov, La L'Aqqqqqq.
Ladov.
Yeah, good.
Get her.
Get her.
It's longer than that.
She's still cheated there.
Olga Sharapov,
Lanov, Lakovadov.
Yeah, and better.
The star of the film I was about to watch
in all her busty glory.
I never seen anything like it,
so tall.
It was like looking at the Sky Tower.
But if the Sky Tower had boobies.
She...
You said yours was actors.
It's descriptive.
It's descriptive.
It's descriptive.
It's descriptive.
We're imagining it out now.
Stupid.
Come on.
Get back into it, me.
You're Russian.
She was wearing a leather crock top.
It's a cropped top.
It's a cropped on top.
It's a sexy, mate.
Crocky.
Is she Russian, Aussie?
She's just croaky.
She's got a crook top on.
It's cropped top.
Because it's cropped.
It's just a very revealing alligator.
Stilettos and some Daisy Dukes.
What a sight.
My mouth was open, but I had to tell myself to close it.
Yeah, yeah, you're more than welcome to sit down if you want.
I muttered nervously, thinking she met the seat next to me.
But I was mistaken.
She proceeded to contort her long body into the same seat as me.
Within seconds, we were spooning vigorously.
What the hell are you?
Stop saying what the hell in questioning shit.
That's never happened to anyone ever in the history of the world.
Until now.
Fian of me, you are.
What days do you have?
Her broken English resonated in my ears.
I was in love.
I made movie more men like you.
You're shocking.
Sorry.
Before I could open my mouth to say thanks,
she put her long fingers over my lips.
How long?
I feel like that's like spooky.
Like long thin fingers.
It freaks me out.
Long fingers of my lips and muttered three words.
Like she knew what I was going to say.
You will come.
I took a deep breath of shock.
her English was terrible.
Even though I knew she said you're welcome, my brain.
You're stupid dumb.
What were you thinking?
Sorry, go back, maybe get your mind out of the cutter.
Even though I knew she'd said, you're welcome.
My brain was sure it heard something else.
You're welcome.
That's how you're supposed to say it.
See, we're driving into Auckland right now seeing the Skytower with boobies.
I have a think about it.
Look at that sexy building.
On the show at 8 o'clock this morning
with Wuthering Heights
out in cinemas next Thursday
which I guess some of our writing was kind of inspired
by shockling now looking back
Clint Meg and Dan
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So, great news yesterday was a goodie
It was a really goodie
It feels like there was good winners
There were vibes were up
There was good to drama
Great performances as well
I feel like lots of performances.
The post Malone year one where they did a tribute
with Slash for Ozzy Osbourne.
That was incredible.
So Lowell Young won for her best, I think,
best vocal solo performance.
She was up against Lady Gaga.
It was quite a big award.
And she had a bit of a slip of the tongue
on stage in her acceptance speech.
Ironic.
Obviously, you can tell why my f***in.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My face.
that I'm very, very grateful for this.
Everybody, everybody, everybody.
And then Billy Eilish went up and accepted an award
with her brother Finneyas as well, and she took the moment to talk about ice.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
People matter and...
I say, sorry.
So what I was thinking about a little bit last night was the censor person,
because obviously the Grammy's alive and there will be a delay,
but this person had to catch every single F word.
A Kalani dropped one as well during the show.
So Clint, are you as good as the Grammys censor?
Oh.
He could be missing his calling here.
I've got some famous clips from movies and shows that have swear words in them.
They say he's the best button pusher in the game.
Have you got a beat Brady?
Yes, okay, I've got this.
Yeah, we're starting off pretty easy.
I'm going to play a line from a movie for you, and you just have to censor it live.
Okay.
Okay.
You can do it, I reckon, Clint.
a good year
back for sure.
What if I miss it?
You miss it and you get fired
and me and Dan and get somebody else.
Enough is enough!
I have had it with these motherfuck
things on this motherfuck fucking way.
Oh, not bad.
Everybody's strapped in.
That's a pass.
That's a pass.
I mean, he almost missed that first one.
That's a past.
Okay, what about this one?
This is also from a movie.
This was another easy way.
I don't know when they're coming though.
It's a bit of, you're famous lines, you'll know.
From the entire Channel 4 News team,
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
And I'm Ron Berger.
Go fucking.
That was close.
I got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Just.
I've got two hard ones.
Do you want to?
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
With those hard.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, one more.
This one's very famous, but it's very short.
You'll be, you'll have to be reading right away.
Ready?
Yep, Guy.
Yeah.
God.
God.
Okay.
And then it's a final one.
Okay.
And then it's a full pass.
To keep your job.
Live sensory and like that to do with the Grammys last night, Clint.
It's very fast.
Surprise, motherfucker.
Yay!
From the job of the 2027, Gregi.
It's been fun.
The club was only three seconds long.
I was like, it's going to come in real fast.
You surprised me there, Clint.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Maybe we should find some more and do them after, right?
We could do that.
It would be a lot of fun.
You feel alive?
I do actually feel a little life.
Thank you, you're such a good.
Yeah.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Margot Robbie, Jacob Allorty, on the show at 8 o'clock,
Wuthering Heights.
I guess up for debate, it is early,
but I think it could be the movie of the year.
It's out in cinemas next Thursday.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen any other movie,
but I think it's going to absolutely go ahead and head with the big guns.
I mean, two of the biggest, in fact,
I'd say probably the top of the pyramid at the moment,
two of the biggest celebrities in the world.
In Aussies, how cool is that?
Yeah, great, eh?
And funny you should say that, Meg,
because I didn't realize Jacob was,
but obviously knew Marga was,
So I had this idea just before the interview
that I thought could be a little bit of fun.
The mics were on recording, and this is how it went.
I've got an idea that we could try for Margo and Jacob,
but it is going to make one of us, I think, look like a bit of a loser.
Shocker knock.
Well, that was good from us.
I love the idea, by the way.
I love the idea.
That is a good idea.
It's a very good idea.
What's the idea?
Well, I think it could.
It couldn't be fun, but the problem is if it doesn't go well,
it's going to start the interview on a bit of a false start.
What's the idea?
I just realised, I didn't know, Jacob, like Miga Robbie, it's also Australian.
Yeah.
And so they're now killing it on the world stage,
so we try and find out if they've lost touch with their Aussie roots
by starting the interview, one of us, with an Aussie-Ozzy-Ozy-O-S.
Guys.
Great idea.
That is a good idea for you, Cliff.
You are, I guess.
That's one of his best.
So even though we only had four minutes with them,
we were going to start the first 30 seconds with a bit of an Ozzy, Ozzy.
Now the thing is it could go either way.
They could go, that is brilliant, we love you.
Or they go, that's really rude.
Oh, I think the worst part is it just as like, ha-ha.
Yeah, it's almost worse than both of those.
And you spend the next two or three minutes just trying to get them back on side with anything else.
Cool, okay.
Yeah, oh, wacky radio people.
Yeah, oh God, cool.
So that actually is how the interview started.
Yes.
You can decide for yourself whether you think it added or hindered the rest of the chat at 8 o'clock with Margot and Jacob.
I mean, they're good sports, if that gives you any clue.
They're both in good spirits.
Yeah, they were lovely, eh?
Very generous with, I guess, their answers as well,
because a lot of the rumours going around at the moment that their on-screen romance is actually something that exists off-screen.
No.
Stop it.
No.
what happens every time we fall for it
and we think these two actors love each other
and then they just, remember Lady Gaga
and Bradley Cooper? Yeah. You're doing
exactly what they want you to do.
Well, interesting because this is what
Jacob, little tease, said
about
Margot and how he feels about
it after the movie. I'm still full-blown
obsessed.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
You're outside Margot's window every night.
Every night.
I mean, he's joking, but is he joking, not joking?
I think he's probably, like, serious and she thinks he's joking.
That's not, Jacob.
She's like, I'm married, and he's like, I know, but I'm not.
Okay.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Marriage material names, do they exist?
My wife's friend was talking about somebody who was getting married,
and they mentioned his name, and they said,
oh, he even sounds like marriage material.
I was like, from a name.
What this name is, and I see if I agree straight off the bat.
His name, and he doesn't like it being shortened,
because I would always just shorten it,
and I think anyone that I know has the shortened version
has to be the full name, Benjamin.
Oh, yes.
Benjamin's marriage material?
I think it's a great name.
I think, yeah, the full name, I'd go,
oh, yeah, stand-up citizen Benjamin.
Whereas if you go, oh, hey, Ben, and they go, no, no, it's Benjamin.
So he goes by the full name, doesn't like it being shortened.
And because the name Ben, the shortened version is more common,
there would be some bad eggs and that commonality.
Yeah.
If he doesn't like children to Ben,
he must have to correct people all the time
because I reckon all the time people
will just automatically say Ben.
I don't think I've ever met someone
that goes by Benjamin.
Neither.
Yes, I just thought it was interesting
that the girls were talking about
the fact that he was marriage material
based on a name alone.
Are there names that come to mind?
Like when you hear them make straight away,
you go, oh my God, he sounds like.
Well, I've got three that I've written down.
Okay, great.
I thought, guy.
Sorry, I had to put my husband in there.
Jack and Tom, I thought we're good.
Like, good classic.
You know, it is.
Never wrote that one down, actually.
Interesting.
But I like a good, I think, good classic name.
Yeah, I know Tom, who's married to a friend of mine,
and he's a great husband, great dad, from what I know.
I named my son George because I've never met a bad George.
So there was a squeaky, clean image.
I've met a bad George.
Have you?
I've got to have to veto it.
Oh, there's a bad.
Yeah, here's the thing.
throw out a few names and then you can veto it if you go,
nah, I know someone that did this or that didn't do that,
and then we scrapped them off the list.
What did the George do to you?
It was just a bit of a bully.
Oh, bully.
Tom's been taken off, damn it.
Your hope's come in and gone.
Not Tom and Katz.
I've written off the list.
We've just got Jack, Guy and Benjamin so far.
What did Tom do to you?
I'd love to know how.
Jack, Guy and Benjamin.
Those are the three marriage material names.
Oh, somebody has written Logan,
and that is from Logan.
You can't nominate yourselves, brother.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Okay, we're going to give you one song to Vito.
Either Benjamin.
Is Tom gone?
Tom's gone.
It's Benjamin, Jack, Guy or Ian is the next one up.
Ian?
If any of those are veto, do you have to let us know.
70?
Oh, 800 there.
All right, we're running through men's names.
It seems we're just going to stick with men's same.
so maybe we can do ladies another day
because we have gone to men's names
of their marriage material.
We've had some suggestions
and you have to say yes or no
whether they're vetoed.
So these are the sort of people
you'd want to take home to meet your parents, say, you know?
All right, so we had,
I put forward guy,
but somebody said Guy Williams,
he's a funny bloat but not marriage material.
Oh, sad to Guy Williams.
I do I know, that is five feelings.
So he's been taken off.
We had Tom, I thought Tom was good,
but Tom has been taken off,
Hope. Morning Hope.
Morning Hope. What did
Tom do to you, your poor thing?
We need a reason.
Tom dated me for a year and
then told me that he had a girlfriend
the whole time. Tom is gone.
Always say that at the top of the relationship,
not after a year. How did you find
out he just came clean after a year? Conchran's got the better of him.
He messaged me and said, sorry I've had a girlfriend this whole
time and never hear from me again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no. I would have just got a
I hope I'm moving out of town
and leave out the bit about
by the way I had a girlfriend.
Honestly, not always the best policy.
Yeah, true.
Thank you.
Kick you while you down, eh?
All right.
Jack is gone.
There's no real reason from Damien
but he has been kicked off.
Ian's man, Ian so quickly wiped off the slate.
Everybody's like, you know, Ian sucks.
Sorry, Ian is a landlord and he was creepy.
Ian's will cheat on you with your cousin.
So Ian's, Ian's out.
There's still coming through.
Definitely not.
doesn't pay child support, disappears, then tries to parent his children.
Oh, and he cheats on his wives too.
Yeah, so Ian's got bad, bad.
Is this just one Ian that's painted them with a bad brush?
It's very bad news.
So, Ian, you know what, you don't want your name thrown out in this segment
because all it does is just puts you up as a target.
What we do have is Anthony's.
We've got Anthony's that have been brought forward to the table, and Cameron's.
Now, the one that's got through pretty unscathed so far is Benjamin.
Yeah, that was the one that started all this where my wife's friend.
Until now.
Oh no.
Kristen, good morning.
Hi-a.
What did a Benjamin do?
So all throughout school, kind of,
I've met various boys called Ben
that have just been overall
for Richard Head.
And, um...
Yeah.
We're getting close to the school runs.
I appreciate you.
When I sense to yourself,
I meant like, if you say an F-POM.
Yeah, good on, yeah.
on Richard.
Richard is a bit of a richard here.
Oh, Chivorn has said no
Anthony.
I need a reason,
Chivorn.
Yeah.
I need a reason.
You can't just send no Anthony
in caps.
You've got to go out
to the wire.
Like if he started
hanging out with your cousin
when he was supposed
to be dating you,
that'll do it.
We're now bringing forth
Brian.
So far,
we have Cameron,
Brian and Anthony
as the three top names
to marry.
You've got a few seconds
left, I guess,
to veto them.
Yeah.
Otherwise,
they will be the marriage
material names.
Actually,
I knew a Brian
at primary
He's going to throw a matchbox car at my head and knocked me out.
What about Tamiki? Did he end up getting over the harbour bridge on Saturday?
He's not. He's a bad e-e-as-out.
He's out. So no-briens.
Cameron and Anthony, that's what we're going with.
Okay.
Looks so far, so good.
No, Brian's. There's Jess and gaps again.
Oh, no, they're flooded in. Okay, those are all out.
Cameron's a narcissist.
Cameron cheated on people.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Lesh, go.
Hang on 8 o'clock, Tuesday morning.
Short week.
Let's see, we can get $1,000 in your hand going into the long weekends.
You just have to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter, Meg gives you in 30 seconds.
You can pass, and if we've got time, we'll come back.
Okay, we're going to Jessie this morning.
Hey, Jessie.
Hi, how are you?
Hey, good morning.
Your letter this morning is T.
Oh, there's go.
Okay.
Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question.
Good luck, Jessie.
All right, Jessie, looking for an animal.
An animal.
A tonket.
A musical instrument.
A language.
Taiwanese.
Something you can eat.
To face.
Something you'd find in the backyard.
Pogs.
A type of crime.
Peace stealing.
Something related to the ocean.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, no.
Time, Jesse.
We're a little slow out of the gate.
That's probably what...
A few people are you.
Yeah, yeah.
Tide tsunami to...
Tiger Shark, I guess, could have been things.
What did you say for type of crime?
Tooth stealing.
Tooth stealing?
Oh my gosh.
Just specifically stealing teeth.
Wow.
I mean, if she got the war, that would have to say yes, you can't steal teeth.
I feel like you wake up if someone was trying to steal my teeth.
You can't steal teeth, that's fair.
I think we'd have to call the police station just down the road from us here and go,
is it against the law?
Tooth stealing.
Oh, thanks, Jessie.
back again tomorrow morning, 7 and 8, your chance to play for a grand in the hand.
Next, though, we've been wanting to play this one for you.
As soon as we finish talking with Marga Robbie and Jacob Allure,
the two stars in Wuthering Heights.
It is our must-see movie, directed by Academy Award-winning filmmaker.
Emerald Fennell.
It's out in cinemas next Thursday.
It was the most stressful interview I've ever been involved in.
Four minutes of just pressure.
Yeah, and the thing was, I think the interview was probably about three-quarters of an hour
later than it was supposed to be. Yeah, it was very late actually. And I thought one of us should
start the interview with Aussie Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, just to see if they're still in touch
with their Aussie roots or if they're too famous. And you guys both bags not. So...
Short straw went to Clint. Yeah. Did that ruin the interview? Or did it put them in,
some sort of fun spirit for the rest of the three and a half minutes? Keeping in mind,
we were the only New Zealand radio outlet interviewing them. Absolutely, yeah, one shot. One shot.
Yeah, and is the on-screen chemistry so intense that it's made its way off-screen?
You be the judge.
It's in cinemas next Thursday, Wuthering Heights.
Did you do he, Cliff?
If you were rich.
I suppose.
And do a whole rich man, you live in a big house, cruel to my servants, take a wife.
A wife?
What wife?
Oh, it's such a great film, but Megan, I and Dan were saying maybe we need to downplay it,
so you don't go in with these...
huge expectations because we went in with none
and we just... Love it.
I mean, it's from the director of Salt Bird.
So you can imagine the kind of vibe.
It's a very dark romance movie.
Yeah, very artsy as well.
Like, you know, the costume doesn't suit
the actual time period of Wuthering Heights.
You know, but it's beautiful dresses
and strange mansions and lighting.
So, well, you had to start the interview
with an Ozzy, Ozzie. I drew the shorts chore
and here's how it went.
Margarobie and Jacob Allorty
Gummage.
Margo and Jacob.
There they are.
Ozzy, Ozzy.
Ah.
Jacob still got it.
Clinton lost a beer.
Sorry about that.
Shit, can we redo that?
I can come in really hard with the
Wyoming.
You had a chance to prove
you hadn't lost touch
with the Australian roots
and obviously you've got too famous.
They're going to just own you.
Yeah, that's going to be a headline.
I'll get back my passport.
We went and watched the movie together
last week and we were truly
like honestly just so obsessed with it we thought
it was a brilliant movie in fact we all came out
saying it was one of our favourite movies of all time
you're both brilliant
if I was um
if I was interviewing
you know Heathcliff and Catherine and I asked them
do you believe in soulmates I believe I would know the answer
and that would be a throwaway question because it would be very
easy for them and they'd be very dramatic and absolutely yes
but what about you two do you believe there is such thing
as soulmates Margot and Jacob
absolutely yes I do yeah
do you? I think
So I'm really lucky that I have a hubby that I've been with for 12 years.
I believe he is my soulmate, but then you wonder, you know.
Oh, okay.
No, I don't.
I mean, I don't.
And then you see Wuthering Heights and you wonder, maybe he's not.
Meg's like, see Jacob through a Zoom.
She's like, okay, well, maybe I can pivot.
She's like, I got his soulmates.
I don't know if I've met mine yet, actually.
I wonder how many dudes are going to turn to their partner or whatever after seeing this and be like,
am I Heathcliff to you or Edgar to me?
I wonder how many plays.
At one point, Meg was next to me, and her leg starts visibly going,
on the chair.
She was...
I don't know why you would bring that up.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
We're moving on to another.
Your chemistry in the movie is palpable.
It's like some of the best chemistry I've seen on screen for a long time.
How do you guys capture it?
You go out for coffee before?
You go out for dinner?
What was the process?
I don't know if coffee would really cut it.
It's tough.
It's really hard.
It's really hard.
You have to work.
really, really hard to find it with Margot.
No, but I think we both approach the work the same way,
and there's a kind of shared language that you know you both immediately have.
So you're working towards the same goal, and it just kind of comes naturally, I think.
Yeah, I think we both kind of love love on screen as well.
Like, not to speak for you, but I know just from the conversations we had,
like, I love that feeling when you're watching a movie and you're like, oh my God,
like my heart, like my chest is swelling and I'm, and I feel giddy.
and like I want to give that to people.
I want people to feel that and I think
we weren't fighting against trying to get
you know like we were trying to
elicit that reaction from audience members
so I don't know heading towards the same goal
approaching the work in the same way like you said
and then also we was totally set up for success
in that Emerald gave us this script
that was full of the most incredible scenes
and writing and the lines
she's plucked out like some of the best most iconic lines
from the book and recreated
it and it's just like obviously we get along as well and thank god for that but um we had a lot
of things working in our favor as well i do think this movie will end up being a cult classic
like a new version of the notebook how do you then when you have this intense chemistry and people
honestly need to watch the movie to really grasp what we're talking about how do you then
detach from that and go about your normal lives and routines as if that life or that world
doesn't exist it's called acting clinic i know but it's just so good
No, you just got to do it.
It just, it ends and then you, you just kind of go cold turkey for a little bit.
It's rough.
No, I'm still full-blown obsessed.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
You're outside Margot's window every night.
Every night.
Yeah, he's just always in the rain.
I'm always watching.
Dress is heathed.
It's really weird.
You still with that other guy?
He's got the gold tooth back in, the ear and he's like, to me.
That suited you, by the way, Jacob.
It did. You should keep it.
I said to Jacob before, I was like,
I wonder how many dudes are going to come out of this movie
and be like, can I pull off a gold movie?
They can't. They can't.
I thought about it.
I think the answer in most cases probably no.
Don't, don't, don't.
Oh, Jacob, Margot, thank you so much for your time.
We'd love to chat for you longer,
but we cannot be singing your praises
and telling people to go see this movie enough.
Yeah, and we'll be rooting for you for the awards,
the big awards season.
Absolutely. Thanks, legends.
Hi guys.
All right. Ozzy, Ozzy.
Cheers.
And if we want to see the full video, just text full.
F-U-L-L-L to 33-4-3 and we'll flick you back the link.
Nice.
Next week, want to chat a little bit more about what's been coming out in the press
since they've done a whole bunch of different interviews
and what they've said about each other.
Is it just an on-screen romance?
Clips just suck.
Well, they're trying to spread it too.
If it's a promote the movie, fine.
But it could be more than that.
If Marga Robby's husband leaves her, it's your fault.
Oh, whatever.
Clint Meg and Dan.
We just had Maga Robby and Jacob Allorty on the show.
If you missed the interview, you can text full to 3343.
You can see them in all their glory.
Yeah, they're phenomenal in terms of their chemistry on screen.
There's nothing worse when you go see a movie,
and you don't believe that the two actors are actually into each other?
Yeah, they wouldn't be together.
I actually found that I've never seen the movie,
but I think I heard the feedback with Baby Girl with Nicole Kidman,
and I've forgotten his name.
but the chemistry potentially just wasn't there between them.
And it does make or break a movie like Mr. and Mr. Smith,
Angelina and Brad Pitt.
Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson recently had fantastic chemistry
in one of their movies and they had the rumors after it.
They could go.
They were fake game, wasn't it?
They were kind of acting.
They were kind of acting.
And then the other ones, obviously, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper,
man, did they have rumours?
True.
They were crazy.
His wife, they'd split up, hey, during that.
Yeah, I think so as well.
So that added fuel to the rumors because they're like always with Lady Gaga.
I think Margo Robbie has chosen her man,
because he nothing phases him.
I think he doesn't at all.
He knows he's married to Margarobi,
literally, literally one of the most beautiful women in the world
who is also extremely smart, funny and talented.
And I think he knows that,
and she loves him because there's not an ounce of jealousy there.
And I think that's what sells him to work.
Could we just assume that maybe she's just really good at her job?
And is making us believe that she's in love with it.
I felt a very interesting when we asked her
about how you switch off at the end of a film,
that kind of rapport.
And she said you just have to go like cold turkey.
Cold turkey, like no contact, no whatever,
because maybe she means after the press run.
Because at the moment, they're still hanging out a lot.
And they obviously have a lot of mutual respect for one another.
This is Jacob talking about Margot.
If you have the opportunity to share a film set with Margot Robbie,
you're going to make sure you're within five to ten meters at all times,
watching how she drinks tea, how she eats her food,
how she does it, when is it going to slip,
when is the thing going to come undone, and it never comes undone.
And then there's another bit where Margo is now talking about that,
type of watching from Jacob.
I developed that quite quickly with Jacob too.
I don't know if Emerald told you to do this or you did this,
but I remember the first couple days on set,
he would just be like always in the vicinity where I was,
but like in a corner like watching Kathy.
I didn't tell him to see that.
I actually had to offer him to his stuff.
And then Jacob even said to us he was obsessed.
I'm still full-blown obsessed.
I mean, I kind of get it.
I mean, Clint, we have to share the studio with a beautiful Meg
every day.
Yeah, I have been
surprised
that we've been
talking about this
and that hasn't
been brought up.
I sort of have to
just disconnect myself
as when I leave
and just be like,
no,
I'm married.
I am married.
But even the gifts
they've been buying
for one another,
listen to what.
Margot's bought
Jacob whilst they were
filming.
I gave him flowers
on Valentine's Day.
He gave him a book
of poetry.
I gave him a lamp once.
Gave him a lap dance.
No, a lamp,
Clint,
a lamp,
like a light.
Oh, a lamp once.
A lamp once.
I was going to say
because that is inappropriate.
A lamp once.
A lamp once.
Once.
But then she also got him like a ring
and it's got two skeletons in like an intimate embrace.
And around the ring, I think is a quote from the movie that says
whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
Yeah, but it's like a token from that we did that time together.
Then we made this amazing movie together.
I will say this is now starting to look a little bit more sinister.
Do you think so?
I mean, matching rings, she said cold turkey.
But now every time she looks at the ring, she's going to think of him.
And he's going to think of her.
And he's going to think of her.
Valentine's Day?
Can we talk inappropriate gifts?
From like co-workers specifically?
Whoever? Co-workers?
Oh, okay, right.
So Nana could have got you some like sexy knickers?
Yeah, yeah.
Just inappropriate gifts where you went,
that is not okay.
You've crossed some weird line there, I think.
I mean, would Guy be,
if I got you flowers for Valentine's Day
saying I love you, Meg, you're my everything, whatever.
Well, okay, they wrote that in the card.
Okay, whatever.
If you got me flowers, I don't think you'd bother.
I don't think you'd care.
I think you'd just be pissed off if your bunch was bigger than his
that I expect...
Oh, trust me, my budge is bigger.
I think I've seen photos of this.
He's beaming right now, listening to the show guy.
Your bunch is so not big.
I can't defend himself.
Just trust me.
It's really smart.
Get Max out the credit guard to make sure his bunch was bigger.
Even Meg says.
Back to Friends, which is, I guess, what Margo and Jacob
are having to do after their filming of Wuthering Heights.
Pause for a second.
My husband's bunch is huge.
It's a very, very large bunch,
and I shouldn't have just laughed before at Dan's joke
that he had a small one.
They had a larger bunch of flowers than your husband.
He's weird that he's being very defensive about it.
We're talking inappropriate gifts.
There's been a lot of rumours going around about Marga Robbie and Jacoba Laudy.
Of course, the more rumours that go around,
the more promotion the film gets.
And I think they're both smart enough and intelligent enough
to be able to do exactly that.
But that hasn't stopped Margo obviously expressing what is probably her love language, which is gifts.
I gave him flowers on Valentine's Day.
We gave him a book of poetry.
I gave him a lamp once.
Lamp once, not lap dance.
I don't think anybody else is hearing lap dance.
No, plenty of people.
Who buys someone a lamp once?
That's so weird.
We want to talk about inappropriate gifts because she also got the matching rings that had a love quote on them.
And if you've ever received an inappropriate gift from somebody before.
You imagine getting a ring from a co-worker?
but on it says whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
I mean, I once got a necklace from a guy that said,
love his friendship set on fire.
Oh, and we would never speak about that, you said.
So what is the inappropriate gift that you are looking back gave or are we given?
Oh, Nikki's called through.
Hey, Nicky.
This is inappropriate.
Hello.
Hello, Nicky.
Hello.
Well, I've actually got two.
One's a bit of a loved one, and one's just what happened to myself.
So when I was younger, I was quite an innocent, I was about 12,
and I went up to visit my family up in G-Sbin,
and my auntie had given me a G-string,
and I had no, like, I still remember that,
because I had no idea what it was.
I was thinking, well, that doesn't cover your bum.
Like, what do I do with it?
And I still remember that now, is that my auntie that gave me a G-string.
Is your auntie now in prison, or has to mention?
No. No.
Well, she started to lose her mum.
Actually, I've got a stepdaughter who's a teenager now,
and I'm just like, well, I can't really get mad if she gets given a G-string
because I'm like, well, I did.
But it wasn't like Christmas time and like your auntie got the presents mixed up
and you weren't supposed to, someone else got yours and you got theirs?
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe, and my other story is my friend,
her husband gave her personal trainer a big bunch of flowers,
and she messaged me, and she's like, is that weird?
because like another lady's getting a huge bunch of flowers.
And I don't know, like, even I felt a bit like,
it wasn't a cheap bunch of flowers.
So was a lady buying a man, a bunch of flowers
or a man buying a lady trainer a bunch of flowers?
No, the man buying the lady.
She was his personal trainer.
Right, interesting.
Maybe she had just done some great work on his abs.
Are we saying that you can only buy flowers for a romantic partner?
Is that what we're saying?
Oh, no.
I mean, the auntie getting the G-banger is a weird.
The 90s are a different time.
Aren't there some coloured roses that mean friendship?
Yellow?
Yeah.
Hey Nicky, we got a double past Weathering Heights.
It's in cinemas.
Next Thursday, Academy Award winning filmmaker Emerald Fennell.
And of course, Margot and Jacob, you're going to love it.
So good.
Someone's grandparent, I want to read this very carefully, but they got them...
Oh, God.
What I'm guessing they thought the grandparent was deodorant for their teenage, like, grandson.
Okay.
But it turned out to be genital spray to make it smell.
Mel better down there.
I don't know that existed.
Okay, Clint, that's not believable.
I don't know.
I didn't know.
That's existed.
I have never heard of that stuff.
I have.
That is a thing?
Really?
Were you buy it?
I don't know why that would need to be sold on the places.
Does chemist warehouse sell that?
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Candle with Meg.
So thanks to Kater Station.
Go and get yourself some Kater Station today.
I'll book it for your next event with work or friends or
I did it for my friends' bachelorette party.
It was the best.
It's great for just like a planning meeting.
You know, if you've got a big four-hour meeting, have it in the middle.
Grammys yesterday, oh, it was a good Grammys.
I really enjoyed it.
One of my highlights was Shear when she went up to presented award and just, just, you'd mucked it all up, really.
And the Grammy goes to Tommy was going to be on the Pompter.
I don't know what going on wrong there.
There's a Grand Ross, and it's Van Dross, and he did.
died over 20 years ago. Yeah, but it was
Kendrick's album was it?
Kendrick's album is called Luther, which is maybe
why she got confused.
Let's remember she's 80.
I like to see Clint up there presenting
with a teleprompter at 80.
What, next year?
Yeah.
Alex Warren, who we love. He's a fantastic
interview. He's a fantastic chat.
He had a really funny video the other day with
Mr. Fantasy, and he
performed live on stage. And this is what he sounded
like. Have a listen to what it sounded like live
and then I'll tell you what he heard in his ear.
It's right.
It comes right.
It's like a lot.
It's new to the industry as well.
So, performing at the Gramies is really huge.
And then he just uploaded a video saying this is what I heard in my ears.
Tears out of time.
Nightmare.
Nightmare, right?
So I think he actually did really well.
A lot of people commenting saying we couldn't notice.
He could.
But he did pull it back in the end.
And then some of my favorite performances, we had Olivia D.
Dean, my goodness, she is so charismatic.
What a star on stage.
Very Diana Ross to me.
And she was presented
the award for Best New Artist by last year's
Chapel Ron.
The Grammy goes to Olivia Dean.
I really imagine that I would be up here,
let alone nominated, so thank you so much.
I guess I want to say I'm up here as a granddaughter
of an immigrant.
I wouldn't be here.
I'm a product of bravery,
and I think those people deserve to be celebrated.
We're nothing without each other.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, and Chappell was a big chat than I actually because of her outfit
and where she just wore a dress that looked like it was just hanging on by her nipples.
Not a swearing as well on the night.
A lot of people calling out ice and saying F-bombs.
So the people that were doing the censoring were very busy.
Yeah, they were indeed.
Yeah, well Chappell Rowan's probably gone straight from the Grammys.
It's not on a plane now, maybe tomorrow, because she's in New Zealand on Thursday, two days.
Yeah.
in life they have, eh, these celebrities?
I know. It must have just, like, worked in with the schedule, right?
Because, so, I don't know how far in advance they know when the Gramies are,
but I don't know if it was a couple of days out, they would be out of luck with Laneway.
Would she be private jet or business class?
No, business. For sure.
No, she's not big enough yet to have a private year.
So we thought with her been in the country for Laneway Festival just before the long weekend.
It'd be a real missed opportunity for Dan not to try and attempt to hit the spot with the Chapel Row number.
We've done a couple before.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Hit it. Hit it, fuckie.
Hit the spot.
If you're new to the show,
you may not even be aware that hit the spot is...
I, surely not cleanse.
Why after you've decided to sample us in 2026,
Dan has quite the skill when it comes to singing archipel.
And keeping the time with a song,
we bring it right back at the crescendo moment.
And generally, he is banging time.
I mean, some people are blessed with more usable talents.
I didn't know I was blessed with this until about a year ago.
You know that I'm just really good at timing.
Cassie Henderson, who you may have seen on the
make the finale of the Australian
The Boys, ended up giving her to crack one time
when she was last here in the studio.
No, you're on your own.
You're a pink pony girl
and you dance at the club, oh mama.
I'm just on the stage in my heels.
It's where I belong down at the pink.
And a purerous would say she was a little bit off.
But it was not enough to go all.
That was awesome.
She nailed it.
Yeah, Dan is a legend online for these.
Tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of views by this point.
And basically every comment is just saying, Dan's the man.
The human metronome, they say.
I've never seen that one.
People getting angry that you're married.
Yes, yes, yes.
People coming over to my house going, leave your wife.
Yelling it from the driveway.
People saying I had no luck of having a good day until I saw Dan.
This is the last time Dan did a Chapo Rons song.
Chaparone in the country Thursday for Laneway Festival
Missed Opportunity if you don't do a Chaparone song
I would think damn but which song to go with
Well the only one we haven't done
That's one of her bigger hits is Subway
Love it I love the song as well
Great vocal in it and there's a bit around here
Clint where I think we could come in
So it goes down here
I mean Chapel herself was almost singing a cappella
At this time I'm singing
I'm singing
It starts to build
but I'm still counting down all of the days
and we hit the spot
that was the map
that's a worry
that you found it down early from three
well no that was a count in Clint
you don't understand it too far
and then it would have been
and then you waited another second
leave the counting to me would you
now that is the song I believe we do
Yeah.
By we, you mean you.
You do it by yourself.
I think there is a missed opportunity
if we also don't get Subway Sponsoring it.
So if we should just organise...
So I'm singing you two or eating a football.
No, I would have thought it'd be a missed opportunity
of Dan didn't recreate the dress she was wearing at the Grammys
and have some sort of fabric attached to his nipples whilst he sings.
Do you think it could look like he used to making fun and taking the piss?
It looks like he's embracing.
Don't they say flatt like copy is the...
Highest form of fluttering?
Exactly.
I mean, it may surprise you my breasts aren't quite as good as chapels,
so there will be a little bit of continuity there where it's not matching.
But apart from that, I mean, maybe I could pull it off.
It looks very painful, though.
And I wouldn't put him past Clint to stand on my train while I've got it on and hurts me.
Okay, so that's that high note, though.
All we need, produce a nipia is some sort of like body piercer in tomorrow
to pierce both of his nips, and then we can attach it to the dress on Thursday when he performs it.
Okay, perfect.
So I'm organising the dresser in tomorrow.
dress a nipple piercer, anything else with that?
No, I think it's it.
Okay, perfect.
Oh, the subways, yeah, I won't forget those either.
I'll at least have a foot long after.
I've got through his place.
I'm a chicken filler place.
Great choice.
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