The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Meg filling in for Ash who's covering for Meg...?

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Catch all the banter, laughs, and surprises in this episode of Clint, Meg, and Dan's Edge Breakfast podcast with Ash London. From unexpected book discussions, movie previews, and Christmas lights adventures to hilarious childhood memories and outrageous break-up stories. Join the fun as they also debate A-list celebrities, tackle a Gen Z quiz, and get into the Christmas spirit. Don't miss the unfiltered and funny moments that make this show a daily favorite! 00:00 Introduction and Greetings07:46 Christmas Preparations and Secret Santa10:57 Cookie Sales and University Life13:22 Jacinda Ardern's Popularity17:08 Funny Stories and Parenting Moments29:15 The Bird Theory in Relationships37:54 Christmas Song Competition41:38 Disney Logo Realization45:47 Pre-Christmas Breakup Strategies57:36 A-List or B-List Celebrities01:04:23 Gen Z Quiz Challenge

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Clint McGinn-Dan with Ash London. The Hedge Brecky. It's harder. In Auckland.

Good morning. Good morning. She's back. It's so nice to be back with you boys. Man, I've learned a lot about you in the, what, 30 minutes we've been together. Like you didn't know enough? Oh, yeah, he's read a book. No, actually.

Just listen to a book. podcast of an author, but he told me you read a book before I asked more questions. I was so, too, I read a book, she goes, that's not like you. And I went, well, I actually know, the author who wrote the book was on a podcast, but he pretty much summed it up in an hour and hour. And so, in other words, he hasn't changed.

No, but I am actually, ironically, I am reading a book. Handmaid or something. Oh, the housemaid. The housemaid. The one was Sydney's winning movie coming out, right? Yeah, the preview was out last night, or the movie preview. Did you go? No, I went to the Motet Christmas lights. How was that? Yeah, it was great. Really? Wow.

Dad, what did you do? But the bird doesn't get dark for ages. So it was like two hours past now kids' bedtime by the time the lights. I'll be going on the Motet Christmas lights after these reviews. Yeah, yeah. I've never been.

You've never been? You're a motet kind of guy, though. I feel like if anybody I know that motet would be you. If you didn't know Motet, if you're not from Auckland, it's the Museum of Transport and Technology. Doesn't that sound like Dan Webby, too? That is my wet dream.

Is it? Just old cars. I forgot how they shouldn't go. You know what? I don't think you're going to be in violent. family place dance. Once Dan scans his ticket A, it's like, B, B, B, B, B, and then they just come with me, so.

You had me to have a fire engine and a tram. I'll be there. Did you say on here on Tuesday morning that this place is like your weird dream? Is that, where are your children? Is that, no, it's just me? Just me. Just want to look around. Is there a private viewing?

There was a man there that will make candy canes from scratch. Right. The amount of sugar that goes into those things. It's just, it's just sugar, isn't it? It's like the only ingredient cleanse. So, Clip, what you're saying is there's candy, fire engines, trams and some airplanes. Oh, Dad's going, I want to live there.

It's going to be a fun show. I've got a thousand bucks to give away, of course, at 7 and 8, so easy money's still kicking off. And we're going to look back, and it was, as Dan would say, reheat some old nachos before 7, the 12 days of Christmas, day 2. Yeah. I don't know anything that we're doing. Remember the time that we asked the looks man on IG to rate us out of 10, our faces?

Oh, and he said that Meg was agmo. He said we were all ugly, yeah. He said he was the ugliest. That's right. Something was really wrong with my face. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Where is your husband, by the way, Meg?

Oh, I mean, I'm thinking that he's hoping he's asleep still. He's but the baby and a toddler. Oh, good luck to him, eh? This is the second time, though, you have covered before. You've come back in. Yes, second time. Yeah, yeah. We'll see how I go.

But you know what it's like with babies? Like, every month is a totally different human being. And this is a good test run for next year, you're back. It is. Yeah, all right. As first is the playlist, um, in the playlist at the moment is... Everybody in the club being tits. Everybody in the club. And it was

chips and it was like my little eating song. Everybody in the club eating chips. Wow, I've got to listen again. That's a big screen, bye-bye. Just some nachos. It does sound like you. He's saying chips, not tipsy.

Yeah, he doesn't put the like e on the end. Meg's like, yeah, damn, I could go some French fries. Yeah, where's his club? I've burned too many calories dancing. Sit me now with some chips. Anyway, that's being this good song. Makes it's taking my foot still this too now. You're still taking that one, your ass off.

What do we do here? We have a foot still the mega nice share, but then we normally push it back. Anyway. So we try and beat the playlist. Here's a little option for us, guys. Okay. Mariah Carey back in 2006 threatened legal action against porn star Mary Carey for using a very similar name on stage.

What was it her name? Mary Carey. Yeah, but is that her name? Apparently, yeah. So she was trying to trademark a similar name. Well, you can trademark Mariah Carey, maybe. She's Mary Carey. Yeah, but that's not fair.

If there was a porn star that was called... Here we go. Donald Webby, you can't do it. I'd be a little bit annoyed Imagine buying tickets to see Donald Webby take his clothes off No, thank you I prefer to see Daniel

Oh yeah Literally everyone right now has a picture of what Donald Weemey looks like Stripling off And you're like, it's just like The baggiest scrot you've ever seen I'm just imagining me but just way old Anyway

This is just really a way to crowbar and Mariah Carey and get us to play all I want for Christmas as you Have you done it yet already boys? Have we been playing Christmas songs? No Actually, we played Justin Bieber Missiletoe yesterday. That was the first Christmas song

we've actually chucked in. That was the first choice. Well, it was because Justin Bieber was singing along to Missile Toe in the back of the car yesterday and we're like, ah, throwback. Yeah. But you know what, Meg, you're back today?

You make the call. Do you think we should play it? Oh, I love that you think you're giving it. I don't know why this is happening. And the authority is now given to me. There you go. Thank you so much. I've become the boss since you left.

I don't believe it. Yeah, we're going to play it. Okay. Well, there you go, Clint. So now what you do is you just put that in the line. Good, you've let him get like this? What's going on? But now what?

Then press play, bud. Okay. And do I talk right up to the vocal? You know what to do, bud. All right. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's getting Christmassy. All the lights are up.

We got sent some lovely Akoya this morning from Akoya. And they sentles and fragrances. Yeah, some like fragranced room spray. And it smells like Christmas. Please stop. We've been so... We've gone through half a bottle. Half a bottle of fresh pine.

It smells like it's like a Christmas tree farming. Very Christmas too much. That smells nice. That smells nice. I should soak myself in it. In fact, if anyone wants to win this, just, oh, wait, under the edge and I'll send it out. A half a bottle of fresh pine, thanks to him. Also, you won't send it out.

It'll become a car problem. There you go. I think Carrie Ann's working. Yeah, I know, she's hung up. She was like, oh, not a half a bottle. No, three quarters at least. She's listening on Robo, got a little delay. I know, there's here. She's back.

Carrie Ann, come crawling back. Yeah, jump the half bottle. Yeah, jump the half bottle. Oh, yeah, why not? It's on its way. Oh, damn. What have you taking a riddle in? He's showing off.

What's going on? He is showing off to you, Meg. Yeah. I quite like it. I just quite like having her back. I quite like being back. You look gorgeous, by the way. He looks stunning.

Thank you. Dan, by the way, he's got a burner, like, number. in our like so when you text us yeah so he saves his name as somebody else and he just texts before that song finished where's Ash? You're such a dick I did see that at all

I mean that's alright it's good to keep me humble yeah I've changed my name in the system just for that Craig Bruce right right yeah that's what you've been doing in your time you've like just had a little burner phone and texted you're against

you know I'm lost without you meet if I'm honest I need to find way I just entertain myself. And then he's such a dick, so then if the brain goes a little long, he'll end up texting like afterwards going, should have wrap that up earlier, Clint? And it's like, because Greg Bruce, inside joke,

is like a radio consultant. So Dan will text like he's the consultant critiquing our voice break. I've got to get Craig on one day then. Yeah. Oh, please don't. He's done. What do he actually says about Dan?

Where he's work? When did you finish your Christmas shopping this year? What date is it? The 9th of December. think around the 23rd of November. Well, that's late for you. Late for me, late for me. Yeah, but it's all done.

Yeah, it's all done. Out of interest, do you do it all online? Are you in a shop person? Yeah, it would be about 90% online. And then I did like Friday sales. I went to them because, you know, I don't have a job at the moment. But whatever, do you buy anything for Miller? Yes.

Yeah, but it's tough. Yeah, because she's still just a baby, so she doesn't know. Whereas Daisy Christmas is probably bigger for her because she's three and a half now. Oh, man. She's four and a half. Four and a half. Geez, how long were you gone? She's four and a bit, yeah.

Do you start school? Like, next year. God, I went to her birthday the other day. I thought that was her third birthday. Yeah, no. That's what I thought it was. I think I wrote in the car, happy third birthday. She's going to school next year.

It's like only a year out, but when you're a kid, that's like 25% of your life. We've missed. It's been a long time since you've seen her. Yeah, yeah, no, very exciting Christmas. God, it's going to be good this year, I think. Yeah, the best. best with young kids

because they're the ones that just get so fizzed white, hey have you done your Christmas shopping? Yeah, yeah we just got to sort our Secret Santa

that's probably the last I think Oh, you guys haven't done No, we haven't done us yet Both of you haven't done Yeah, I need to buy them for my work I don't know what I'm going to do I don't know what I hate

You know what you know my thoughts Do you know when you have a great idea For someone at work Like such a good idea And then you don't get them Obviously because the universe doesn't work like that But then you don't want to go around

Trying to find out Who does have them to switch because then it defeats the purpose of it being secret. Who's the idea for? Is there somebody on here? Is it for Dan? Have you got me? No, it didn't get you.

That's the point. Why do you want to swap? No, no, I don't have Dan, unfortunately. That would win an easy, shit in a box. Oh, you don't be so well. The gift every man wants this question. Normally we do first call of the day, but obviously Dan went a little rogue and took Kerry Ann's calls.

The second call of the day is next. a great first call it was. Clint Megan Dan. Lesh goal! Clint Megan Dan was just Clint Megandan. God, not again. This is last time. You and Meg's back.

So I think Ash is getting a camera shoved up her, bot bot. And you know what? Good on her. You know, if you need to get checked, you need to get checked. They do shove a camera up when you get a colonoscopy. Yeah, a shove probably not the word I'd use.

Gently pushed. Gently pushed up. The doctor doesn't go, all right, we're just about to shove it up now. And they say it just as you're going under You're like, wait, whoa, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What sort of speed would you like? All right, okay. First call of the day.

For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time. Good morning, Jess. Good morning. First time call a babe. Yeah, what, got you out of the blue? I just never get through.

You're not calling. at this time then. Yes, the phones are very different when I'm gone. It may surprise you, Jess. It was just you and a bloke called Dave, which was you. Jess, what do you do for a living? I sell Christmas cookies.

Oh, cookie times. I've always wanted to know about this, Jess. Now, for what I've heard on the great phone. Oh, 800X cookie to order. Okay, see, she's a hustler. They have to be hustler, is that? Yeah, and I've heard, now, correct me if I'm wrong, Jess, that if you meet your targets with cookie time

and you sell all the cookies, you get some real good bonuses Yes Yeah Really Now what now Can you tell us what that bonus is Or is it real secret

I don't think I'm supposed to say Okay okay But it's like it's quite an elusive gig Like if you get it right You wear your little shirt You sell your cookies You make a buck Yeah

Yep I don't think anyone does The seven days just for the True Just for the joy Just for the Christmas Wait what are you doing when you're not selling cookies at Christmas time because you can't be doing it all year?

I'm at uni. Oh, what do you study? Genetics. Oh, fun. That's fascinating. What do you do with a genetics degree when you finish? That's a good question.

It's one of those degrees you do the degree and then you figure out what you're doing. Yeah, right. But it sounds cool. Wait, are you so you flatting in Deneton? Yeah. Oh, is your flat horrific? No, my flat's actually really not.

Oh, you're one of the good ones. And I hear just that right now you're driving to prison to do cookie delivery. Did they buy a lot of cookies in prison? The corrections officers buy quite a few. Oh, they don't eat the prisoners do that. Yeah, prison probably don't have a lot of cash. And have you noticed anyone that takes the best when it comes to like giving out your free samples of your cookies? Does anybody just stand there and go, I'll try another one or they pop back every day?

to get the same treat? Yeah. The kids do, but I don't mind giving them out to the kids. Yeah. But there's adults there. Meigs being blacklisted by the sounds from cookie time and fast. Yeah. I've got a local that I get a cookie time little sample a day.

She's got a cookie time guy. Meg, he's not now. I told you a band for 24 hours. I guess. I hope you sell out. Yeah. Good luck getting your bonus. Whatever that bonus is.

Thank you. I'm going to need it. Yeah. All right. and we'll send you a voucher to go spend in store at Z. Chilled vibes are on at Z with their new range of Bristol made. Chill drinks. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Scandal with Meg. Justinda Ardern is touring at the moment. I had a friend who lives in London. Hannah, she went and saw her at a, like, stage show sort of thing, where like a Q&A, and she sent a photo, and it was bloody sold out. She is super popular overseas, whereas over here I feel like she's, I see bumper stickers each day saying Justinda Ardern, yeah, pig. That's Clint's thumb.

She's got that one. No, Mom doesn't call their tax Sunday anymore. She doesn't. No, well, I guess she doesn't. She doesn't care. Having the fight with someone who's no longer in power. I mean, she's very well received overseas, but, like, not as much here in New Zealand.

I think as well, like, I think the rest of the world kind of looked at New Zealand as, like, a model for how they would like someone to run their country. She's such a great job. And, like, if you see the doco film that they put together, she just got doubt the roughest, I saw the trailer. As Clint says, if you've seen the trailer, you've seen the movie. She got, but I've seen some clips on the Insta.

She got down the roughest hand, man. Clint says he's seen Anchorman, Exception, but really he's only just seen the trailers. White Islands, the shootings, like COVID. It was just like, man, there was that scene in the movie. Or that clip on Instagram where she's like... In the trailer. I just don't know if I can do another disaster and give it my own. And the thing that I think just in the...

as well is she everywhere in the world had a shit time during COVID and all the people that were in charge at that time got a bit of heat and she was just another person Yeah for sure unfortunately

Do you know I think who had the best position in that time was Simon Bridges the person that can sit and just criticise what you should be doing differently. With no accountability because you're not in power because you wouldn't have been able to prove that you could do it or not

I think this makes sense with this clip that she said on Graham Norton My question is to the Prime Minister, does she accept estimates that New Zealand's economy will shrink by 10% this year, while Australia's will fall by less than five? Mr Speaker, as I've said, I've heard a range of... She doesn't?

Order, order. Simon Bridges yelled across the house. She doesn't do the economy. They wanted to punch him in the face. I mean, the answer might be obvious, but why was that comment so annoying? You know, because at that time, of course, we were focused on both,

and our view was that a response on COVID that focused on keeping people alive was also the best response for the economy as well. I should add, I'm not a violent person. No, which is funny because people were absolutely, I think, berate her for saying punching somebody in the face when they also berated her for saying choose kindness because they don't like it when she said that

and then when she gets a bit tough they're like well I just don't like when somebody makes a statement they're giving someone an opportunity to now answer it and as she starts answering it he just goes she doesn't care about blah you ask her a question I mean that's politics or isn't it they're all just pushing pointing fingers pointing fingers

I'd walk out too much but then they do that a lot anyway You're probably going to read a book or something or watch an actual full-time show. I've seen the movie about politics. It's not good. That was Wolf on Wall Street. Yeah, yeah, sure.

It definitely wasn't Wolf on Wall Street. I've never seen it. Clearly. It's the latest in Skaterway. Let me do my thing. The Waikiki Fury owned by locals and for everyone. Hopefully your daughter's not listening next because Meg's sharing a naughty 640 story.

And it is listening. and so I'll tell Dan, turn down the radio, it's about her. Yeah, because if we're talking about swearing and stuff, sometimes as parents, we laugh because, you know, it is a little bit funny. We don't want to encourage body mouth. There's nothing cuter than a little toddler saying the F word. Oh, that's like half my algorithm.

This is kids saying and doing stuff they should have been. Yeah. I bet that and kids getting hurt on Instagram. Hell of a follow. But do know that all the videos get uploaded and are being submitted by the parents. So obviously, kid must be fine. Clint Meg and Dan.

StinkyBoo. He is really stretched. Hey, we're really long, somber. I saw him standing up. He's very, yeah, he's very lanky, tall. Yeah, it was almost like, I was like, has someone, like, put this through AI? What's going on with him?

He was standing on a box, too, which he didn't need to do. Like Slender Man. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Bridges Niebuyer, you're nodding. He's very long, right? Yeah, he's built like a twig. Yeah, and his arms and he's so, like, I don't know how to explain it, but Slender Man,

if you played that, like, horror game back in the day, he is so elongated. Yeah. Oh, he is a bit like, slender. a man. Yeah, very unique. Wow. My daughter Daisy is four and a bit and

is, man, it's so funny because you do look at your own kids and you just think they're the best day. Because they're half you I know, right? Like, you just think they're so cool and so funny and I guess every parent thinks it about their own child probably.

And she is gorgeous, your daughter. Like, looks like you, mini you really. Do you think so? It sounds like you're sitting on me. I think she looks. a little like Guy, so that's a bit Gave for a new. No, there's absolutely nothing from Guy. I don't know. I can't

see anything. She's very, very funny. And she was sitting at the table with us last night, and she did something for the first time where my husband and I didn't react, because I know it's not the right thing to react, but we have realised that she has been soaking in more

than we thought. She had a speech delay by about 10 months, so she didn't speak for a long time, or spoke a lot, than... I had to get a word in the mantel of my imagine.

Spoke a lot less than her peers for that age. And what we didn't realize is that she was still absorbing everything around her

but not saying anything back which was obviously our bad and we can learn for the second kid and hopefully not... I love that.

Don't worry, we'll fix it with the second one. The second one will be perfect. So last night we were sitting at the dinner table and we were

doing our own thing I think she was trying to cut something up and she sat there with a knife a four-year-old yeah she was a little butter knife no actual edges to it she's not as that too she said this doesn't have a sharp bit she's like to give me the sharp ones mom

she does feel very grown up since we had the baby she thinks that we're all three parents together she'll if the baby cries we'll be sitting at the table she goes don't worry I've got it she pushed the chair back and get up but last night she was trying to cut something up

and I can't say the word obviously So let's make, what could it be instead? Do we do fudge? Sure. But she said it like this. She was trying to cut it up. She goes, oh, fudge. Just to herself.

Didn't look up at me and dad. Didn't like try and be funny. Didn't get a reaction, you know, because, you know, kids said. And then we couldn't even say to her, hey, what was that word you just said? True. What do you do? We just left it. We just left it.

What do you say? We've got to like try and catch it again in the future. but she's now just using it in her vocab not even realizing that it's like a naughty word. We're that it was her first word though. Yeah. Not a good sign. God, how much you guys were inside?

Yeah, but she's finally said something. She said it in the baby book. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to do from here. We didn't do anything. We didn't say anything. No, that's good. I think as soon as you laugh, they go,

why is that funny? And then they go, oh, I know how to make mum and dad laugh. What percentage of you can be honest here? was a little bit proud. In the way that she used it, there was definitely an ear of like, ah, that's me. You know, I can see where she's got that.

That's better than I fudging hate you, and then slamming a door. Oh, that'll come. Yeah, yeah. That'll be there in a few years. So what, have you now got the no-swearing policy or rule in your house? Yeah, I said fudgicles last night to go, which isn't good because I can't even pronounce it properly.

So I'm trying to think of the other words. My wife said something the other day, and she was like, oh, poppycock. And I was like, whoa, whoa. She was in the 1940s. And then she backed it up with something just as bad inside 60 seconds. Anyway, tally-ho, Clint, let's go to bed, shall be it? Pobby con.

Clint, Meg and Dan. On the second day of Christmas, Edge breakfast gave to me the looks man calling us ugly. Yeah, looking back at the year that has been and day two is when Meg organized the guy who rates

the attractiveness of different celebrities. I think Timothy Salome and even Ryan Gosling scored like a six or a 6.1 or something out of 10 which is crazy bringing back memories now and it was like the balances of our faces and stuff wasn't it? Yeah I know why she did this

because she knows that she'll be the prettiest and then she knows that old ugly boy here will be the ugliest which she'll have a lot that's what we expected Dan but is that the way it went when someone used science to find out who is the ugliest out of the three of us Right, we're having Clint's first, I believe.

How attractive are the hosts on The Edge Breakfast Show, Clinton Randell, he has perfectly balanced facial thirds with an ideal face height to width ratio. He has a strong jawline with a tall ramus. Unbelievable. That's... Is that it? Well, that's part one. Oh, for goodness.

I'm imagining this is a bit of a compliment sandwich. I've been given a second part. Oh, no. I don't know. We could leave it there. No, let's keep going. The risk is, though, that it's all good. Yeah, I mean, that, Meg, what do you want to do?

Because it could... No, no, no, we keep going. In the end, this is all just some random guys' scientific maths. Doesn't actually mean... It's science. It is based on science. Yeah, yeah. His eyes are brown with a negative canful tilt, unfortunately.

They are, however, deep-set and have very minimal upper eyelid exposure. His under-eyes could be healthier, and his nose, however, is slightly too big, but at least it's straight. Oh, this is bull-grat. Who is this guy? Oh, yes. Mega says, your eyelids kind of hang over your face about it. It goes, it runs in my family.

I have never seen those words of my life. Basically, he said clips attracted of a part of his old-looking eyes. And crooked nose. Big nose, big nose. And nose is too big for my face. I think those are the two things that would bring your score down the most.

Okay. Final part. Oh, is this you getting your final score now? Yeah, producer Carl told me that he's got my score and have taken it out of the audio. The Luxman IG rated Clint 6.2 out of 10 Oh, he's still hot on the

Shellamette and Queen Gosley Even with a big nose and droopy eyes Oh my God This is dance Dan Webby has paper thin lips His nose is also too wide from the front Giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio And a bad nose to eye ratio

He has almost perfectly balanced facial thuds and an ideal face height to width ratio. Okay, so there was a bit of a mixed bag. You're like a party mix. Yeah, I don't know. If that was a compliment sandwich, there was definitely more filling than anything else with mine.

His hairline is still perfect for now. His eyebrows could do with more thickness and he has elf like pointy ears. Shut up! He has an overall rating of six out of ten. Okay, can we please just do mine? I don't. We're about to find out

how Drake the Meg is out of 10 according to science. Dan was a six, I was a 6.2 according to the looksman.orgia on Instagram, this is what is wrong with Meg's face. Megan on there has unbalanced facial foods as she unfortunately has a

wide forehead. Not a great start. The joy this brings these boys. She unfortunately is a wide foot, let's see it? Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a bit wide I guess. height to whiff ratio is not ideal either.

She has blue-colored eyes with a positive canful tilt. The more I look at her, the wider her for you it looks, actually. Now I can't unsee it. Yeah, you know? I'm so on points it out. Guys, come on. How hot is me a get out of 10? According to science.

No, for five, over five. She has an overall rating of 6.5 out of 10. I told you, told you. I knew it. Even though your lips are quite thick, give me some. He said one of the reasons I lost is to they had a thin lip. Paper thin.

Paper thin. Yeah, paper thin. My nose is too big and Meg's four heads too white. Oh well, there you go. I mean, that's what I'm known for, isn't it? My ugliness, so I may as well keep sticking a little bit. Oh, listen to him. How excited you were.

The mere thought of me being uglier than you and now you're being sad-sac little boy over there. Sorry, didn't you what you're saying with the forehead, sorry. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. The edge breakfast. Makes no sense listening back to you. to that? Can't understand what you're saying

with your forehead. It's just so loud, isn't it? Loud and proud. Sorry, one second, boy, is my only one second boy? Is my only one that hasn't got any filler or Botox on this show? God, it looks like you've had some on your head. That's a natural forehead. The way it sort of bulges out. Are you laughing or you cry? I can't tell

what's going on over there. I'm like, I'm both here. You really are. No, my boats will have worn off. I need another skirt, I think. Come over here then, buddy. I'll just run my forehead against yours. Easy money. It's not our works.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Your chance to win a thousand bucks if you can give us 10 answers. In 30 seconds, starting with the letter Meg gives you. You can pass if you start to freak out. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers of the rules. Alan's playing this morning. Hey, Alan. Hey, Meg, how are you?

I'm good, thank you, Alan. Now, Alan, no pressure. But we haven't had a win in a while. We need a win. Okay. Make it easy. Now, Alan, are you an Alan with an A or an E? I'm double L-A-N.

Double L-A-N. A at the start. A at the start, okay, okay, right. Well, it's not an A, it's an E. So, E for Alan, but the wrong, I think that's the lady spelling. Okay, right. This Ellen sounds like a man. Right.

You're a shoe, though. Yeah, okay, right, here we go. All right, mate, ready, your time will start. when Meg finishes asking you the first question. Good luck, Alan. Thank you. A body part. Here.

An occupation. Education assistant. A positive word. Eager. A Disney character. Pass. A song title. Oh, I'll pass.

A country. Ethiopia. Something that happens. once a year. Easter. A hobby. Egg collecting. Egg selecting.

I do love drawing that in the weekends. Yeah, Ed Collecting. I can point in the moment you lost faith and it's when you went, oh. Disney character would have been maybe Alsa. That would have been a good one. Elsa, Ismira. Yeah, no. Yeah, I thought you were doing really well.

I kind of... Yeah, there was a couple of tricky ones. once in there, I'll be honest, but you did well. No, it felt good. Yeah. Oh, gosh. That's what matters. I'm glad it felt good for you. Yeah. Well done. Alan with an A. All right, everybody.

All right, thank you, brother. Have a great rest of your day. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning. All thanks to Nova's class. Clint, Megan, Dan. This time yesterday we're talking about the bird theory, if you want to know if your relationships on the rocks or not, just ask your partner or talk to your partner and be like, oh my God, I saw a bird. And if they ask questions, then they are like, leaning towards interaction as opposed to fobbing you off because it doesn't seem like it matters to them.

Yeah, it's called the bird theory because you can ask something as silly as, you know, birds, but it should be about anything that's of interest to you or anything that you talk about, like, oh, this happened to me at work that day and if they haven't got any interest. So people call it my birds. Like, you know, maybe your partner talks about gay men. If you show any interest to it.

Gay men. I'd be worried. If your partner is about gay men and you're in a heterosexual relationship. And the relationship, yeah. If you show interest, in their interests really. I will say this could probably work for friends as well, like real good friends. True, true. Because I think

more so, to a certain degree because, like, sometimes with a partnership, like a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband and wife, sometimes that person just annoys you in a certain degree, so you just sort of fog. Boyfriend, boyfriend, girlfriend, sorry, I'm a phob. Yeah, different types of relationships.

Yeah. But I think it does work for friends. Well, yeah. Somebody has tried it on their friend. The problem is their friend is Robert Irwin. And I feel like if Robert Irwin doesn't ask you questions about an animal that you've seen... The most positive man, ever? He must hate you.

So someone tried the bird theory on Robert. Oh my God, did he take the bait or what? Robert. I saw a bird today. What's missing? Oh. It was like white, really pretty. Like, where was it?

It was like... It was like a cute. It was a cute, cutie little short beak. what was the wingspan theory did it take flight it did take flight what was the wingspan like would you say like a couple feet i was still a little bit less than that and where did you see it like outside my apartment in a in a trip what time of day it was in the morning i woke up and figure out what species he's like this bird doesn't exist was it making was it vocalizing um no it wasn't i can't

i don't remember you take a picture i didn't take i just said he asked too many questions I would have gone, oh, mate, Robert, I just saw a bird, shut up. Oh, my God, I love him. It's so funny, I saw a video of some guys doing a skit about trying to hate Robert Irwin, and you just can't. Same, yeah, I saw that one as well. So funny. And they realize, when they go, what do you hate about him? They're like, just the way he, like, oh.

And then eventually they start fanboying over him. He's just so good, isn't he? He loves animals, his dad died, which gives him a little bit of, like, your sympathy for him, you know? Right. And then, yeah, he's just lovely. I like to think that he'd still be a good man without a dead dad, but... I do feel sympathy for him because of that.

And I think he... Yeah, you know what? Do you think he uses it? Definitely. Daniel, okay, now we're getting on the wrong tree. Sorry. I do think he does. I mean, not, not...

I don't think he's doing it in a way that... I love Robert Ewan. You know, I love him. But I don't think he's doing it on purpose. Right. But I think it's just, you know... It's like the only person in the world that has said something bad about Robert Irwin.

I think he's lovely Trying to stay out of the combo Hey well Clinton is your job To stay in the combo Unfortunately Well yeah but when you're saying stuff That might get you cancelled I don't want to go down with you

I'm not going to get cancelled Because I said that he's sympathy for his dad Move on Okay well Let's find out how our partners responded When we told them that we saw a bird next And seeing if they decided to Like me said

Lean into the conversation and have questions They reckon if your partner does it 80% of the time So four from five You're going to make it Yeah That seems high Because what if you're busy

And your partner is talking to you And you're like You know you're doing other things Or trying to help out with kids Or you're racing out the door You don't necessarily Always have time to like lean into every conversation Especially for seeing a bird

Yeah Sounds like his marriage is on the rocks It sounds like he needs to leave Jamie Not if she leaves me first Oh What a bit about you have to have to live A lot of questions are arisen in this chat. I'm Megan Dan with Ash London, who is not here today

because she's getting a colonoscopy, so Meg's back. Yeah, is she loving that you're reminding everybody of that every time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking about the bird test if you want to find out if you're going to make it or not. Supposedly the bird test is one of those things where you're giving your partner an opportunity to turn toward you and have conversation.

And if your partner accepts these opportunities to turn toward you at least four out of five times, you've got chance of success. I imagine this is kind of like the last resort. You go, I've tried everything. Let's just throw the bird test in there and see if it works. Yeah, it's just an interesting insight into whether your partner sees your birds. And birds meaning your little bits and pieces of life, which are maybe mundane to others. Something that's important to you because you're obviously bringing up with them.

Is it important for them to converse back? Now, I haven't heard Meg's husband, guy's response, but I have heard Meg, I think, lead the witness in the set up where she asked a question about the bird rather than just saying I saw a bird and you do paint him as the perfect husband so I'd be interested to see how he goes This is interesting we spend every single waking moment Together for five months

So this is like you didn't see anything that I didn't see So you're like It's kind of interesting Because I saw something different When I was wearing Miller this morning I was getting down and I was on the deck And I saw it What are those red birds looked

Do you know the ones that look like their pets, like their parrot? Rosellas, Laura Keyes. Rosales, I think. Yeah, they're hurricanes. No, I think they're Rosales. I saw a couple of them on a tree. They have a few of those flattering about it. Are they pets?

They could be. Which tree were they in? The big, the Jacaranda, which was getting strangled by either, by the way. I saw a fan tale In my favourite It's still another 40 seconds I don't like that That makes me really sad

I told Daisy on the weekend that We just carry on our conversation about birds When you were recording that Were you travelling to space in a rocket? I'm so sorry, yeah We've got a loud car Very sorry about that But yeah, then we've talked about birds

That's great that he said Talking about a bird that he saw Oh, that's great back I expected a 10 out of 10 from a guy actually, so... Now, I did this as well with my gorgeous 10 out of 10 wife, Hannah, okay? And the

issue is here, she is a huge bird fan. Oh, well, that's good! But I feel like... It's almost like a gimmie. Because what you're about to hear is the most boring conversation about birds. It's way more boring. No, it can't be. Can't be. I'd rather watch paint dry than listen to this.

Let us be the judge. I'm so a bird today. What is that bird? you know that one I mentioned the other day that's out there that's where we've got the quiet yeah well it wasn't one of them it wasn't one of them

it was like another bird oh I heard uh I don't know it was like a bigger like big wings but not Kedaloo size but you know like a small like between that

like between a thrush and a you can stop it there yeah no what color was it? Grey? Great.

Was it a spotted duck? It's like, it sounds like somehow. I just got him bored with his own combo. He's like, oh, I don't care. Because I was hoping what she'd do is go, I'm busy, I'm cooking dinner. I picked the worst time to have the conversation knowing that she hopefully will just say no.

I guess. Yeah. Honestly. Dad, she will talk about birds all day. if she could. But it's great as well. And your wife, Jamie? I said I saw a bird and my wife said

is she hot. And I was like, yeah. He didn't record anything. I worry that Jamie's already left him. I don't know what to record with it, but I'm just keeping it secret. Yeah, yeah, guys, I'll get the audio. I'll bring it tomorrow because, God, yeah.

We're all just insight into the mansul and weby household that one. Yeah, a couple of boring households by the sound of it. Oh, yeah. There's not much going on with us. No, no, no, no. Clint, Meg and Dan The original Christmas song is something that we've been doing for a wee while

Yes Who won last year I can't remember so long I did Yeah Meg Mansour And she did it With a heartfelt beautiful ballad About what was it

Did you say About my little girl's thing I've seen Christmas through her eyes That's right And Produce Nipia was on it And Cassie Henderson Who might have heard on the Voice Australia Did you sing on it?

No, no God No no no no I didn't I did it And I remember we got given Bad lyrics as well Are we doing that this year just nice. No, it's just, well, it's just all lyrics that I've written.

Oh, right, okay. So, yeah, it's sad lyrics. Yeah. The thing is, we thought we'd combine all our powers, make one really amazing Christmas song and release it. Put it on Spotify. So weird, I haven't been asked to be involved at all when you say all of our powers. Here's the thing.

Yep. Okay. I've put together a song. Clint, there's a little bit of it in the system. What we're wanting to do is shop it around some big celebrities. We're talking, you know, you're Mitch Jameses. You're Cassie Henderson's. We're going to shoot for Guy Sebastian.

Remember my bro, Kings. Kings, he'd be great. He's so generous with his time. Yeah, anybody that will be on it. I'll be on it. I'll be with great voices. And the thing is, I'd love to have you on it, Meg. I really, really would.

But it's quite as a heartfelt song and I don't want to steal focus with a bad singer. Look, I'll be honest, guys. I have noticed since I have been on my maternity leave that the singing has gone up since I have been gone between the show. Ash can sing. That was, that did, that did, yep, that was the sting.

Well, do you want to have a live audition now because I can play you what we've got so far? Just maybe the beginning, like first couple of lines of the first. And then you can attempt, because it would be a great way to start the song. It would be great if we had, you know, you come back, triumphant return, Meg's the first line. Here's what it's going to sound like. This is just an example with me singing it.

Okay. So, me, you could audition for this role The first two lives Have a list 12 days till Christmas jingle Bell's ringing away Let's just try that line Santa Claus is coming to town

He's ready for the day Okay You've got the lyrics there At the jams This is the instrumental Just the year Give me the nod Twelve

I like that's going to help Do your best 12 days till Christmas jingle bells ringing away It's not looking good Santa Claus is coming to town He's ready for the day Okay All right so there's some way you know

You were trying there were you? Can I try as Celine? Can I just try one more as Celine? Because you know that I sound better as Celine. Celine Dion Yes Yeah And then we'll leave it

Take that and below. Twelve days till Christmas jingle, bells ringing away. Santa Claus is coming to town. He's ready for the day. Marilyn said it well, yeah, nah. I mean, I dare say it. The Celine version did something. I did.

It's not bad. What if we try those? I've just got the end of the song. And at the end, just do, you know how you're really good doing the sexy boys? Just go, Merry Christmas. I don't think it needs to be a sexy voice. Just try it. Just try your sexy Merry Christmas, right at the end.

Look into their eyes and say all I want for Christmas is you. Merry Christmas. You've got the role. Oh, I like that. Clint Meg and Dan. This sound might seem familiar. Disney. And Disney, like yesterday I had this realization.

I was looking at the word Disney. It's on a, my daughter has a. go advent calendar of Disney and I have always thought without a word of a lie that it was a really cool little D in Disney and Walt Disney is like a really

creative guy obviously and I was like wow look at I was actually like I genuinely was jealous of like look at him just doing whatever he wants and being so whimsical putting a line through a little D just doing whatever he wants and so my brain was thinking

he's Walt Disney man he's Walt Disney and I was sitting there thinking of that and for the first time and it was a bit like those moments when you're looking at one of those magic eyes where you see the other picture that you're meant to see and everything flips like is it a vase or is it a face of two women

now it's quite a visual thing because this is radio so I'm just looking at the logo now. It's a big D it's a big D I mean clearly I look at that now and I go of course it's a big D but can you see now from my point of view that it looks like a lower case

D with a line through it all. So in your house you've always looked at it and thought, that's a small day. Yes, that's a little day. Whereas Dan's looking at the same thing and got, that's a big D. It's prospective, isn't it? It's interesting.

It just probably depends on how you grow up in the household that, you know, you're born in a team. I mean, I've always been raised knowing that that's a big one. Right. And to me, that's very little. Right. Very, very little D.

A small D. And maybe I haven't got other big, other sized Ds to compare it to that, you know? So you're all going uppercase, Dan. I'm going uppercase, for sure. Sure. But again, as I said, clearly it's uppercase. I just, I'm just... Did you find, because you put this on Instagram,

do you find anyone who went, yo Meg, you know, you're my people. Not a single person, which really shocked me because I think people thought like, oh, surely you just say... I really, their moment was yesterday where I realised it was a big D. And, but people were saying that they always thought that the Y was a piece, it was Disneyp. I had somebody say to me that they always thought tip-top was chip-jop. No, they didn't. Yes, they did.

Chip-chop. Some people have gone, I'll have a chip-chop trumpet. Chip-chop trumpet. Absolutely not. Or Diznip, but then they thought that the P was silent, which doesn't make any sense. I mean, the fact... What, the people that follow you? Yeah, right.

And these people are driving cars, operating machinery. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people thought it was Disney. But Meg, you also thought when we had like a throwback at the start of the show, Meg thought this song was... Everybody in the club eating chips. The thing is it's getting tips. The thing that confuses me about this the whole time.

The Diznip thing is crazy because they know it's Disney. So why would they be going, why have they written it as Diznip? It just makes no sense. I think they must have thought it was like a foreign word. I mean, I will be very surprised if anybody texts 3, 3, 3, 4, 3. Oh, I don't know, they just agree with you. You'd have to Google to look at the... What's your husband think?

Because you would have a minute to... I'm an idiot. Yeah, right. Okay, cool. So he's on the same side as most of us. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot, really. Marilyn's text me saying she stands with Clinton and Dan. Thanks, Marilyn.

Yeah, I don't think there's anyone who's going to back me now. I really, really, really genuinely thought it. Do you think you've been on Mat Lee for too long? Dan said that to me a few months ago when I text him saying I think Celine Dion is a foot fetish. So I think it's been far too long. And that was a month in. Look at her now.

Yeah. She's like, is that a little D? Or a big D? Yeah. Yeah, like we're coming back very soon. You know, sometimes as well, Meg, I feel like you've just forgotten it. Sometimes you can just keep stuff to yourself. Yeah, like not everything you think you should say or bring to the show.

And I haven't got it, I've been had a boss in my ear telling me like that's not great content. I've just been able to let it flow. No, someone's text her saying I thought it was jip-jop, yes, and she's been on Matley for six months. Yes, I'm not alone in that. But I am alone in the, I mean, that's all we need. Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. You've got 48 hours to pull the pin.

Otherwise, you're inside the two-week window and the lead up to Christmas. You can't break up with them then. It's too mean. You've got to do summer. Yeah, you've already organized family plans and, you know, their parents have got your Christmas gift. Oh, that's awkward, eh, if you break up

and then they've already got the gift and stuff. But if you do get dumped in the next 48 hours, you know, it is still kind of an arson move being this close, right? I think so, anyway. Like, you should have pre-thought about it. and probably if you get dumped within today or tomorrow, you know that they're just doing it

because they want to get out by the other than both, you know? It's almost more savage. It's like they're getting in before the cutoff. And if they don't adhere to the role and they break up with you inside that two-week window, Meg has the solution. I do, I do. I wrote a little list of things to take that from their house

that are like mildly inconvenient where you're not going to, they can't ring the police. You know what I mean? You can't actually, it's not going to cause you more trouble. Well, technically if you've been together long enough, they are kind of yours as well. True. So these are some of the things I thought.

The turning ring in the microwave. Good one. Because I don't even know where you replace that. And I think everything burns. And they would necessarily know that you did it. Yeah. Just like how that go. Plastic thing with the little wheels.

Yeah, that turns around. Otherwise your food will just have hotspots. Yeah, that's good. That's actually a really good level, I think. All spoons. Ooh, now that's very obvious because as soon as they open the drawer, they'll go something or gone. But it is also very just like inconvenient,

especially if they're a super. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I imagine if you took you Meg spoons. Oh, my God. No, I'm an astrony for me. The ice tray, I guess, but you know, at least you're like Clinton, you've got an ice machine and a fridge. I mean, an ice tray is an easy one to replace.

Can opener. Just things that, you know, in six months, four months' time, they'll just be annoyed by. So that's another one. I love how everything has been taken from the kitchen. No, I've got other things. You take crap from my kitchen. Well, this one's more obvious, but one squab.

from the couch I thought would be a hard thing to replace. What, like a whole cushion thing? There's one squab, yeah. They'll know. They'll know that. Yeah, they'll know. They'll know it's you probably. I'd call the police for that one. A shelf from the fridge. You would call the police for a squab? I don't think you would.

I've gone real far. I've taken a squaw. It's the swap team, not the squab team. Squab team. They turn up with all their guns. Is this the squab team? A shelf from the fridge. Oh, if they like to camp and they're going to summer, just one tent pole. Go into the shed first. Get one tent pole. They wouldn't know.

They'd go away. They'd start setting up tent and notice that it's gone. And they're not going to think it was you, surely. Surely. This one would annoy me, all salt. So, I mean, just... Well, yeah, that's because Max. The only friend I know that does B.Y.O. Salt.

She always has salt in her handbag. And when we go, she salts her own food. She'll put salt on salt. The screws that keep the toilet lid on. I thought that could also be really annoying. Yeah, that's good. And a plug if they like baths. You're like McCulley Colkin, kind of.

But a crappy version. Oh, thanks you've got your bag, so... If you're leaving them and you live with them, your bag's going to be so full with all your stuff. Kaching, ka-ching, kaching. Up and gwop. You're going to have to walk that out, like, on top of the bag.

The oven rack as well, just those little bits and bobs. Just get creative with it. Those are my things. How did you break up with them? Let's talk good and bad breakups. I wouldn't even know where to start now. I mean, one time I broke up with a trick by text, and then my phone started ringing straight away,

and I, like, threw it across. That's the dream way, by text. This is the dream way to break up or to get broken up with. No, God, to do the breaking up. Yeah. You terrible boys. She called me, and when I finally did face the music,

not good. I think breaking up with someone's almost worse than being broke up with. Really? If they don't suspect the thing, it's got to be the worst. Because then they're like, oh my gosh, you pop around.

I think that's what happened. I think I called her first. And then she went, oh my God, I've been from you and ages on my end. Child, a sign. Oh, my God. I'm right. They can't break up with it now.

It's been months. Okay. With International Breakup Day, 48 hours away, have you had a breakup? You're like, this is the best way to do it, and this is the way you definitely do not want to do it if it went very badly for you. We'll take both.

We are talking right now about the International Breakup Day, which is 48 hours away. So you've still got time to do it because otherwise inside that two-week window in the lead-up to Christmas, it's just too mean. Too many things have been organized, and then there'll be quick. being like, hey Jess, where's Josh?

He broke up with me. And then there's all these presents for Josh under the tree. This time of year as well, the stress has come out as well. You know, you see the worst in people sometimes, don't you, when they're stressed? Yeah, and I think, I mean, unless you're like me and you've done all your Christmas shopping, you might still be in luck where they haven't bought you a gift where, you know, you're just dumping them in their line. Well, I just got you Singstar. Jesus, is it 2001?

So actually, that was going back to an actual... They go to an op shop. It's an op shop, Jeff. Well, we wondered what's the best way to break up with someone, if you have to, and what's the worst way, if you're speaking from experience. Tammy, you've got a story about the worst way to break up with someone. Yes, I do. Good morning.

I was about 18, and my boyfriend at the time called me around to his house, and he said to me, look, we're not going out anymore, and I was like, oh, crap, why? And then he said, this is a song for you, and this is all you do, and it was loose, all you ever do is criticise. Oh, you just sat there and listened to the lyrics. Oh, my God. Did he do a printout? I walked out in tears.

Please, you. It's like he looked up on the internet the most brutal way to break up with someone and he went with number one. That's crazy. Yeah, he went with that. It was definitely, it was quite heartbreaking 18 years old. But, you know, I've learned now I just criticize everyone and it's easier. You know what, lean in, Tammy.

Just lean in. That's what I would say. I'd definitely let into it. Good on you. You're like, you know what if that's what you're going to call me? I'll save you on the system is negative Tammy. There we go. Hey, this might bring me.

And it was, I think it was number one at the time. So at least it was a bit of a bang, actually. I thought it'd be a bit more down there. What's the point? Sorry, can I ask one more question, Tammy? What happens with the song ends? He just, like, get out. I just got up and look out Brian.

What a dick. How do you match that? Yeah. Was there a point where he started playing the song? He thought, oh, lovely, he's playing me like a song. He's going to be a mix-up. Yeah, and then he started listening to the road. I knew something bad was coming when he said,

this is who you are. I mean, you just dumped me. It's not like he was going to play some romantic love song, wasn't it. What an asshole. We're going to send you a fragrance all thanks to bargain chemist. Merry Christmas, Tammy. Oh, thank you. Can you also say a big shout out to the girls at the book snoblins at the hospital at Taranaki Face?

Did you say the book snozzy? The booking office The girls at the bookin office I thought she said the big sausage Yeah Wait wait wait Wait guys I'm going to go The big thing at big so

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Kimiss until 31st of December Do you know what you don't do When someone tries to break up with you? What Meg did? Oh Is this the bodybuilder guy? Yeah God poor thing

Honestly, I feel so sorry for that man He never knew what he was getting himself into By being my boyfriend, my first boyfriend And getting all these stories about him Yeah, he tried to dump me I think it was the first time he dumped me And I stole his shoe So he said he couldn't leave

We can't leave with one shoe So he'd start putting his shoes on He said me and going break out with you As he put us on his first shoe I grabbed it I held it I was like well In my head at the time

I was like if he doesn't have his shoes He can't leave and if he can't leave me What do you do? Do you take it? He just left forward one He just sort of up and down Up down back to his car Still got my closet out

My thing A globe A globe He went back out with her a second time To try to get the shoe back He came back to the three months Just for the shoe All right

And then when he broke up with the second time He had his bags packed All shoes He was weirdly barefoot The Clint Meg and Dan podcast The Edge 1K EZ Practice makes perfect

And now you can play anytime online Three bus day, good morning A thousand bucks, grand in the hand All thanks to Novice Glass If you can give us 10 answers Starting with the letter Med gives you in 30 seconds You can't pass but no repeated answers

Those are the rules, Manda Mandar Morning How's Christchurch? It's good We're in a busy traffic jam at the minute On the way to preschool Sorry for background noise

Traffic can be a bit bad in Christchurch, can't it? Oh, because everyone's moving there. Yeah. Everybody loves it. Now, it says that you're just dropping the kids off at school. Is that an innuendo or are you actually dropping the kids off? No, no, no, no. We're off to preschool.

Yes, we'll be back around. Okay. Okay, here we can get you a thousand bucks. Your letter is T. Okay. Q RST, your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Best to like, Amanda. Here we go.

A sport. Trampolineings. A place in New Zealand. Karanaku. A chocolate bar. A board game. Something you find in the bathroom. Port paper.

A word ended in D. Trend. A type of bird. Something you find on a construction site. Truck? An NCA school subject. Oh, man. Good.

You only pass, do you? Oh, my God, that's so hard. It's so hard. Twister, I thought you might have got for a ballgame, trivial pursuit. Yeah, too-e turkey, too can for a type of bird. I mean, easy for us. We got some of the possible answers in front of us. They did really well, man.

Yeah, it's not a bad effort, Manda. Wow. Enjoy your day. And hi, hi, Meg. Hi, welcome back. Thank you, Mand. It's nice to be back with the boys, actually. It is nice this morning.

Yeah. Thank you for saying that. We've missed you. I've missed you. Amanda. That's really nice. Thank you. Oh. Give me all the warm puzzies. That's nice. Thank you.

Merry Christmas, Amanda. Back again at 3 o'clock this afternoon. All thanks to nervous glass. Winscreen Chip or Crick, you know who to show it too. And they're also a proud partner of the Special Olympics, Z, which is really cool. Good on them. Clint, Meg and Dan. Lesh, go.

This is a game that we've been playing for a wee while now. Meg brought us to the table. How many months back? Meg's brainchild. Oh, like my one good I. idea and radio. No, you've had a, you've had two or three more. Oh, guys, you pass.

Thank you so much. I can't remember the other. I actually, Clint just went to the bathroom and Dan spoke to me off here and said he's a little over the game because you just chuck anyone in the A-list, apparently, Clint. You're just very wishy-washy with him. I'm not done with the game because Dan genuinely, like, really, like, grates him. Clint's a... And I like that afterwards, he's all like, I don't even care.

Like, it doesn't even matter. Like, who cares? And I'm like, yeah, who does care? Like, at the end of the day, we don't know the celebrities. The thing is with Clint, his A-list room is just as a big garage door just opens, anyone just walks in there. My grandma could walk in there. Do you know, I tried to put Ricky Jervais at A, and he put him at a B.

Ricky Javis. Dan, I'm normally on your team, but you would have put Ricky as A? Look, and I'm his biggest fan, but I just don't think he's worldwide famous. Okay, so I have my list here, and let's see how these ones land. Although Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey didn't make the A-list, because of you. Jim Carrey and Eddie Murphy Yeah, Jim Carrey is another Oh

Let's get on this week He's already wound up Okay Michael B Jordan B B list I mean it's in the middle name Isn't it?

Mm, true It's not Michael Jordan And I think if it wasn't for The other Michael Jordan Who was an A-lister Which by the way Michael B Jordan Today just nominated

For a Golden Globe For Sinners That we went and watched Together as a team Great movie That movie Don't actually that's a real sleeper of a film Like a lot of you didn't hear much about it

But it's a great movie I think it's gonna be a cult classic In a few years time Do you know I Golden Globe nominated I have to agree with Dan in the sense That if you are a celebrity That's the same name as another celebrity

You are going head to head With an A list status And unfortunately Michael Jordan He's one of the biggest A listers Yeah so if you're That's why he had to call himself Michael B Jordan to differentiate himself So I think he has to be a B list

This is a B-lister, okay. He's on the B-list. This one's a sitter. Kate Winslet. Now, this is a tricky one. No, I just said it was the sitter. She's an A. She is famous because of Titanic.

She's A. One of the biggest movies in the world, I feel like. I agree. And she's a great actress and I love it. But I don't think she's quite up there with your A-listers. Talking about, she's a very A-list female actress. Okay, I'm just going to say this. She's super famous.

They're many, many movies, right, Meg? Yes. Named me two movies other than Titanic. she's been in. That one where she was the mum with the kid. She's B-list, instantly, instantly there. Clint, this morning.

She didn't carry, I'm like, the mask. Don't do it to me. Dumb and dumber. I can't remember anything. Clint referred to her this morning as the Titanic lady. She didn't know her name. I couldn't get the name off the top of my head. She's won so many awards.

She's won, let's see, five Golden Globes, five staffers, two Emmy Awards. I think she has to be an A-list because I think if we have an A-list party, I don't think anyone's turning around going, What's Kate doing here? I think they're all like, Kate! Of course Kate's there.

She's got another Golden Globe, I think, nomination for Avatar. She's an Avatar. She's got a Golden Globe, where? Yeah, Joys. You know that sentence really badly. Yeah, you do. Okay, so what are we looking in? She's a B.

I'm going A, so we'll have to debate. What's the name? Kate Winsler. Oh, God. Okay, final one. It's another A. It's easy. George Clooney.

Yes. I think because of his status is like that old fox kind of silver fox look a guy. So, wait, because he's a man, he goes straight to A. I would agree, Clint there. I would say Kate and Georgia are the same level of fame. Name a movie he's been in.

Ocean's 11. Name another one. Ocean's 13. I think it was 12. Wasn't the girl on 13? No, I don't know. No, but he's, I think most people in the world, in fact, everybody would know Clooney,

George Clooney. Same with Kate. Shake here. I would say they're the same level. Okay, so we're all agreeing George is in A. Yes. And Michael B, Jordan It's a B.

Is a B? So then we're only debating Kate. Kate Winslet. Is she an A-lister or a B-lister? That's an outrageous question. She's a B. She's a strong B. I'll wait under the edge. It's the A-lister game. Michael B-Jordan, we're going through this morning.

He is a B. We've agreed on that one, George Clooney and A. The one we are debating at the moment, strangely enough, is Kate Winslet. Is she an A-lister or a B-lister? I would say she's the same level as George. Dan disagrees. We are now going to you.

Yeah. Now, as someone that Angie's come through with a very good argument for Kate being an A, and this is the best argument so far. Kate wins it was on Graham Norton, just recently, the last episode. Yeah. She was in the number one position.

She was in the first seat. Yeah, but to be fair, she was sitting then next to the second person, which was just in A-Dern. Were you saying she's in A-Lister? No, definitely not. No, no, no. Okay, let's got to take. Tanya, why do you think Kate is an A-Lister?

The movie, The Holiday, and Love Actually, just because she didn't get into coffee, doesn't mean she's not an A-Lister. She's freaking amazing. Ava. Who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories?

Those of us who fall in love alone. We are the victims of the one-sided affair. Yeah, I don't know if I even finished the holiday. That's a good movie. Can I also say another argument for A-Lister, As soon as you hear her voice, I think I would know that that's Kate. As soon as I heard that voice, I'm like, that's Kate Winslet. Well, there's some other people saying she is a bee.

A lot of people saying they've never heard of her until we're talking about it. Someone said, until you said the Titanic chick, I didn't know who you were talking about. That's wild. Titanic Avatar, the holiday day virgin. Oh, she wasn't. Love actually. I think for the millennial audience and maybe older, Kate Winsett definitely very well known. But why how can George Clooney be a.

and Kate not be. I mean, we can't name his movies. Because his, I think his fame transcends his films, because he actually hasn't done much. But it's because he's got this, like, image of the old Silver Fox, you know, the grey beard. No, Silver Fox or Fantastic, Mr. Fox?

What? Honey, I'm seven non-fox years old now. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore. I didn't even realize he was in that. And I'm going to do. Okay. To be honest.

He's also the coffee guy. Yeah, Nespresso. He does all the coffee stuff. He's the face. He's the coffee guy. That makes it more like a bee to me. You can see he's the coffee guy. Okay, we're going through the techs, get your final votes in.

Kate Winsler, A-lister or B-lister? I think we're going to have... It's tighter than I thought it would be. Dan always marks women down to a B and a men up to an A, Christina said. And it's going to sound like I'm doing it because I believe in it, but I believe she is an A from the... She's in. And I don't think anyone in the A-lister party who's already there

would turn around and be surprised that Kate was invited. David Schwimmer. No, David never made it. The poor bugger's still knocking on the door, and the bouncer's going, bro, I don't have your name here. I'm sorry. If you're going yet, Jen, maybe, I'll let you both in together. Jennifer Anderson's, I think, the only friend's character

who's made it into the A-Loh. She's definitely A. For sure. Yeah. All right, well, Kate's in as well. Michael B. Jordan, poor bugger. Yeah, he's out. He's not on that door.

Yeah, but that's going to happen when you've got a name the exact same as someone else who's probably, like you said, one of the biggest A list is in the world, Michael Jordan. He's got B in his name. Yeah, he deserves to be there. Okay, coming up next. I'm sorry, she wasn't in love, actually. Just move on.

I said that. She's not. Yeah, I've only seen her movie once. She must have had a small role. She's definitely, tiny, tiny. You guys, if you look at the background, she is there, I'm sure. Clint Megan Dan. Hi, Clint Megan Dan.

And Yaz joins us for the Gen Z quiz. It's been a while, guys. I'm excited to get back into it. So does this mean that we've been doing it for this long? because I know that once somebody gets it all right, it's over. It's still going. Yeah, the game was, and you should get a perfect score every week if you're a millennial, but I mean, the point of the game is to educate people like our Webgirl Ballet,

Yaz, who are Gen Zs, about things that happened outside of their generation. Yeah, I just say, this has been going on for almost two years. Never got a perfect score either of you. And it's so weak. So it shows there are still things to educate you on. It is so crazy. We've got very close. In fact, a few weeks ago, we got to four.

Yeah. And then the final question. It's always that last hurdle. It's always the final question. Okay, here we go. Here's your first one, yes. What kids' biscuit snack is this ad advertising? There's a rainbow in the sky, six miles high.

There's a rainbow in the sky making it, making it, shaking it. So it's still available, by the way. Still there. Still there. You're still by Arnitz. All I'm thinking is the hundreds of thousands, Biscuit, hundreds and thousands of cookies.

Oh, tiny tetties is what we're looking for. Tiny titty. Yeah, I've seen them. They're not my favourite. Very dry. Okay. What about name this TV show. I've put up with your flaming bacon and eggs.

I've put up with your flaming vacuum cleaner. I will not have you treating me like a child. Is that clear? Now get out. If you're not out of here in 10 seconds, I'll flame and will throw you out. Special, like, kids unit. Mm-hmm.

You know, like, no. Special kids, you know? You know, when there's, like, troubled kids and they've kind of got, like, a nanny that comes in and they're like, I don't know what the show is called. Or they go on a military camp and stuff like that. Yeah, that kind of thing, no? No.

What if we said, hold me in your arms, don't let me go? I want to stay forever? Neighbors. No. Home and away. Home and away. Hey, but Neighbors was close. No?

It's zero from two. Here's your next question. You'll get this one. What Christmas movie is this music from? Home alone. She's got one. Yeah, baby. One from three.

Brilliant movie, by the way. Everyone to dust that off this Christmas. Yeah, one and two. But don't get carried away and go with three. It's three bad. I haven't seen three. No, it's a different actor. It's not McCauley Colkin.

What's the point? So a budget. Do you know his name is McCauley, McCauley Colkin? Yeah, he changed his middle name to McCauley Colkin. So his name is McCauley McCauley Colton. He did like a poll and everyone could vote on it. And he said, I'll change my middle name to whatever you vote on. And he stood by it and he did it.

One of them was like McRibb. Yeah. But McCullie Colkin won. Do you know how Dan had to change. change his middle name, long story to Kevin. Yeah. And then he typed, who he wrote it wrong, so that it was Kiyun. Do you know he's legally paid to change it back?

No, have you? I had to pay $350 to change it back to just take Kiyun off. It's a good story. Why? It's cold, Dad. I love that. What was it? No, because I had to keep explaining it to people. They'd be like, why is it Kiyun? I'll be like, right, so take it back to 2020.

That's my favorite. Okay, pretty much in the nutshell, Dan said he could beat me 100-meter sprint. I said I'd beat you $1,000. You couldn't. Dan Loss, he didn't have $1,000, so he was meant to give me his cat. And then I was going to rename his cat because it's got a girl's name to Kevin. And then in the end I said, right, if you're not going to give me your cat, then you need to put Kevin in your middle name.

Imagine explaining that at customs. My man. Yes. Lime wire is a computer software typically used for what? Lime wire. Oh, is it for downloading naughty videos? No. I don't know.

That's pirate bay. That one's for music. Yeah, Dan. If you didn't want to buy music off iTunes You'd download it online, wow My dad did that Yeah, okay And finally, to get two out of five

In Looney Tunes, the cartoon show You've heard of that No, I don't know it Okay, not a good start What is the name of this character? It's enough, it's enough, it's enough It's enough, it's disgusting, It sounds like a rat, is it a rat?

Rat, rat face, rat face Rat face McGee? Yeah, rat face claw. I don't know. No, it's the Tasmanian devil. Oh, and everyone calls me the Yasmanian devil. Oh, and you don't know why? And I didn't even get it.

No, do I sound like that? Oh my gosh, you didn't know why this whole time? That was actually you, the recording there. Wait, is that because of that guy? I thought it was because of the animal. Yeah, well, yeah, yes it is, but he is a Tasmanian devil. And he spins around, he just causes destruction. It's crazy.

Everywhere he goes. Super unreliable. Yeah, yeah. That is so rude. That is not me. Don't you dare. I did just get a text for my husband saying I'm why you could download porn actually, apparently.

So add a point for me. Add a point for me. Two from you. Two from five. I'll give you one. Thank you guys. You didn't need Pirate Bay after all. Holy shit.

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