The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Meg loves watching her nana do it

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the trio kicks off with humorous banter and surprising revelations, including Clint's bafflement over an unusual Subway order. They debate whether beef jerky could be causing Dan's acne outbreak and discuss bizarre behaviors observed in daily life. The conversation takes a serious turn as they dive into the upcoming Diddy court case, featuring insights from legal expert Sean Kent. The podcast features a heated discussion on the top five greatest acting performances of all time, triggering passionate debates amongst the trio. Tune in for laughs, discussions on pop culture, and more! 01:56 Tai Chi Observations04:52 Grand Theft Auto 6 Delayed10:13 Get to Know You13:46 Single Guys and Sheet Changing22:19 Dumb Criminals36:45 Curious Sandwich Orders37:40 Recreating the Subway Sub39:07 Band Formation Mission39:40 Choosing the Song and Venue40:12 High Note Debate47:32 Minor Life Changes56:30 Celebrity Court Case Insights01:02:33 Top Acting Performances Debate

This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Whoa! Eeyah! Whoa! Oh, boy! Oh, God! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning!

Morning! Morena! Six o'clock Wednesday, but I thought it was bloody Thursday this morning when I was walking in to work with Dan. No, I had to break the news to Meg. Oh, that's fine. An extra day with us then. Yeah, I had to be like Clint, sorry. It's Wednesday, my friend.

I thought he was lying to me as well. And it's like, I mean, going back in time and getting more time on this planet should be a great thing. Clint's just wishing his life away. I know. You got a great life. It's bad.

It's bad. Yeah. All right, guys, I just want to say, I've had, I was saying to Clint this morning Meg, I've had the worst breakout ever on my face. Pimples like everywhere, all over my face. I don't know what it is. Puberty.

No, the only thing I can think of that I've done differently this week is I've had a lot of beef jerky. Now if there's any doctors listening, if does beef jerky cause acne? I don't think it would because even when there's like less oil in it, it's dried, there's not any like... Yeah, it's just the worst. You haven't used any new laundry detergent?

No, no nothing like that. Oh maybe you're allergic to rich areas because didn't you move to a fancy suburb recently? Oh but I've been in the rich area for months. Couple of months now, it's only just this week. Nothing different you've been eating? Mmm. What different you've been eating? Mmm. What are you doing? Miming me eating, licking something.

That's disgusting. What? I don't think that gives you acne anyway. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Hey, um, Tai Chi. Oh, my dad had did that. Yeah, I've always quite liked the idea of it. I remember I went on a

China southern flight once and halfway through it was like a long-haul flight over to I think we were going to America and they do Tai Chi on the flight like halfway through the air hostess's lead like a Tai Chi so it's sort of like... But there wouldn't be if everyone got out of their seats three seats deep both sides there wouldn't be enough aisle space I want to think. No you just do it in your seat. Yeah it's just about slow street, just slow movement. It was actually lovely, I really liked it and they play like nice music through the plane. Anyway, I saw a man yesterday and we were going to an after work event and I drove past, there was like some railway tracks and there was a man there doing Tai Chi right next to the train

tracks and a busy day, lots of trains going past and he's doing his Tai Chi right next to the train tracks and a busy day lots of trains going past he's doing his yeah doing his Tai Chi. It's the same area my nana used to live actually and she would do Tai Chi maybe she's his mate. Look this is coming from an uneducated perspective because I've never done Tai Chi in my life but I'd imagine you'd want to do it in like quite a relaxing place. I imagine in a park or somewhere where you can sort of really zone out. He's obviously a master. But this man was right next to the train tracks. Tai Chi is meant to make you relax.

So if he is putting himself in stressful situations, this is a test. I was sitting there in my car watching him because I could see, I sort of parked up the road from where we were meeting because it's a bit early and I was watching the train, watching this guy doing this and I was just at awe of how he was just blocking everything out So you were like having like UFC on in the background and then just doing your Tai Chi in the lounge Level up, level up. Yeah, and then you... Of course you could do it in the park, it would be easy to park, it would be lovely. Training at altitude. Yeah.

So then when you get back down to where everyone else is, you're just like... Not even after the stress, you're like, I'm good, I know how to do this. The thing that really got me though, is when he'd finished Tai Chi, I don't know if he was just so in the zone or out of the world, I don't know what is, but he walked backwards up some steps. Like confused himself. I don't know if he was just completely, completely like.

I think this guy's a master, you should have gone and found him because that's great for your knees, walking backwards. Finding peace and chaos, someone has said. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I don't think, I just don't think I could do it. Yeah. Knock out the world enough. I try meditation quite a few times, which is not the same, but it's similar, and my brain won't shut off.

Which is why I need to learn meditation, but I can't. It's very like, looks like slow motion fighting. Like someone's fighting. It does. This is slow motion. It looks like sort of something you'd see a Jedi from Star Wars doing, like as they're meditating, you know? It's really cool.

I'm just gonna love watching Nana do it. And it looks very flexible. Can we save that for Friday? What Meg used to love doing. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. He was old enough to be a grandparent as well,

probably in his seventies. But God, the flexibility of a 10 year old. Oh. Flexibility of a 10 year old. Oh. Flexibility of a 10 year old? Scandal's up next. Shit, is it? Yeah. That comes around fast every morning.

She's so relaxed from the Tai Chi chat. Um, no, you might have heard that Grand Turismo, ah, not Grand Turismo, Grand Theft Auto, oh my goodness, sorry, got delayed to 2026. Had you heard that, Clint? Big news in the gaming industry. I know. Everything's coming up before Grand Theft Auto yeah it's a big it's a big gag but they have released just a few minutes ago a new trailer oh my god I am honestly frothing for Grand Theft Auto

it's my favorite game of all time I love it to bits I want to run over some people come on let's do it so it hasn't changed you just run over people people. Come on, let's do it. So it hasn't changed, it's just run over people. Yeah, you still run over people. Come look at the trailer. Okay. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Candle with Meg. In flights, accommodation and tickets to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney.

Listen for a Gaga song between nine and three. Then head to theedge.rova.nz to get into the draw. Grand Theft Auto 6. Sad news earlier this week, that it's been postponed to 2026. It was going to be this year, but it has been pushed back. Lots of jokes and memes being made about what else is gonna happen before Grand Theft Auto 6. I will say this I've been waiting for this game for since the last one and so it's honestly I love it takes

me back to my youth I love it so much but I will say I'd rather them delay it and get it right then then rush it out because so many games over the years have been rushed out and they've just been a flop Don't rush it. So 5 came out in 2013 So it's been a very long time waiting to get it But if you see the graphics of the trailer, which by the way, you can text the word Where's my bounce back word 6? S-I-X to 3-3-4-3 and I'll send you back the trailer. You can see it. It's incredible the graphics are looking movie. Yes, have a listen to this in the background. Jason is the main character What you doing up there

Just fixing some leaks seriously, dude. You got some time on your hands. I got some properties with paying tenants Well, that's why you came by? Just go get me my checks. See you, Brian. He's like ripped to the right. You can see the sweat glistening off his like, curry chest. Hi, Jason! Yeah, he's pretty hot.

People are already making memes of Jason saying, I'm going to play for the plot, but the plot is just like screenshots of this fake man and his abs. They have said that it's going to be R15 which is a start contrast to start contrast to GTA 5 R18 which means that even though in the trailer you probably looks like the same sort of game there will definitely be things you are not allowed to do that you were probably allowed to do in five. Oh the work police getting involved eh? Yeah, like not murdering prostitutes and stuff,

probably not gonna happen. Yeah. But you can, but the problem is- Oh, this tan sounds disappointed. No, but the problem is you can run over anybody in the game. You know, it's not like you can just target a certain, like you say, prostitutes, but I mean, yeah. That's why I think they should make it R18,

so then you can play it, because there's- Oh, so you can do the things I mean, you can't oh, that's the problem. Yeah, I don't want to sound like a jerk But that's the whole point of Grand Theft Auto is that kind of it's not real Is it probably not I know I just say right, you know do you want some real for you Dan? But maybe for some maybe it's dangerous for like people who just aren't overly intelligent who play these games for like oh he's called me intelligent for like 10 to 12 hours a day every day weeks on end like I don't know what that does to somebody's psyche when you have a game that is that realistic yeah yeah

especially if certain people which wouldn't be you Dan but if certain people are specifically target targeting a certain type of person doesn't necessarily be a woman but assuming some type of person, doesn't necessarily have to be a woman, but a certain type of person, would that over time to your brain just like chill it out to thinking that's normal? I don't know. I've never understood that. It's a game, like most people should be able to differentiate a game from real life.

Oh I completely agree with you, and most people will. Soon as you don't like something in the game, you can just like punch the dude or kill him, right? So then how much of that mentality bleeds its way into like someone at work does something you don't like and you think and you're just used to when you don't like someone you just punch them run them over so then it's like I'm not saying you're gonna get your car and wait for them to finish work and run them over I think that's too far but I still think it starts to

manipulate or change people's psyche or moral compass a little. Interesting gaming and shooting games have been around for decades and decades now, like a very very long time and it actually has not risen I believe. The stats don't show that there's a direct correlation between people that play games to people that hurt women or run people over and stuff. It actually, people think that that must happen but it hasn't. But as the graphics get more realistic is that something you have to look into? Yeah especially with that virtual reality and all that stuff. It's like, well, hold on, now we're trying to get the user

as close to real life as possible. And as we continue to get closer, maybe that changes, I don't know. Yeah. Look, all I'm gonna say is I'm really looking forward to the game. Me too. I can't wait. I can't wait. I genuinely...

I don't know, sometimes I've seen years and years of ran over a working girl. Oh, let me see if it's coming to PC. Let me see, let me see, let me see if I can find that very... For the PC gamer nerds? I'd hope, hopefully, it is. But I think it's traditionally a console game, isn't it? Yeah, one second, I will find that out for you.

I'm coming to PC. Let me see if it's just gonna be PlayStation, PS5, Xbox, yes, so it appears it won't be on a PC launch. I'm sorry about that. But then the modders always get involved and like maybe after a year it will be. They figure it out, oh they're smart. Yeah so 2026 we'll be getting that again, text SIX to 3343 if you want to see what

everybody's going to be talking about today. Let's go! All right we get to know you through our question area and try to assume your answers, see who's closest and we'll sort you out the voucher to spend in store At Zed for your troubles, I'm on 10 points, Dan's on 11 victories and Meg on 15 Oh no, I'm actually on 12, Carl forgot to put my point on yesterday which I won, so that's annoying in a way Oh, that was Carl 15 Meg, Jesus She's streaking at you

It's cause she always guesses first That is, oh god no he's still in it. No, I'm not gonna bite. Don't bite, don't bite. Cause I'm normally last. And we have Kate on this morning. Kate's real name is Jordan. They drive a truck, they've got a V-tub,

cross-polo there and Aries. Their nickname is Poodle and they're married with no children. Good morning Kate. Morning. Morning Kate. Oh you've got a low voice, Kate. Now, what sort of truck driver, what sort of truck driving do you do, Kate? Because I want to guess the type of truck.

At the moment, I'm doing like crane truck operating. Okay. So just going around, outloading and unloading loads. Okay. And so it's a flatbed truck? Yep, it'll be a flatbed truck with a crane mounted on it. I'm going Hino. Ooh, good guess actually, yeah. Oh. Holy cow, how did you do this?

I'm three from three on guessing the make of truck. How many loads, Derek, can you do a day? So, it kind of depends, man. If I'm being loaded on site, then I can do up to four or five, but if I'm having a south load, then obviously it takes a bit longer. We're talking about two of us.

That's chocolate. That does, that's a bit of an issue. I don't know who did it on site. You must have a pretty cool boss. Oh my God. Sorry, ignore them. They're talking about loads. Oh yes.

I know. We do do it work. I only did one load yesterday and it was definitely a self load. Okay we've got a question for you Jordan. Mick's going to throw it at you and we're going to try to guess your answer. I think we were thinking when was the last time you went on holiday? Or what's your next plan for a holiday? Yes, next holiday? Next holiday, okay. Next holiday plans, next holiday plans. Okay, truck drivers, you'd imagine they'd just work holics. Yeah.

But also you've got time in the truck, like between gigs where you're like, like fantasising about where you're gonna go. And he is married with no kids, which makes you think they're still, you know, in the- Yeah, okay, I'm gonna lock in that your next holiday is somewhere closer, it's not too expensive, but you're still gonna have to open the wallet a little. I'm gonna lock in that your next holiday is somewhere closer, it's not too expensive, but you're still gonna have to open the wallet a little. I'm gonna say Fiji. You know what, you've got a deal.

And you're going, yeah, I think Fiji for five nights. Okay. I think Kate is going to, I think Kate or Kate's partner is, lives in Aussie, and I think think there's family over there and they're gonna go over to Aussie. Okay. Yeah. And I actually don't think they've got a holiday planned. They're just one of those couples that really just head down, bottom up. And he'd really like to sort of take a load off and go on a holiday.

But at this point there's no plans to. No real plans for it. All right. Who's closest? There are no holiday plans. Yeah. Well done, Danny Boyer. Two in a row. Yeah, you know what?

You're just a soul to the earth, Battler. I know the type, Kate. Driving around in your Hino and you just work until the... In between loads. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Hey, you're a bloody good sport, Jordan.

We're gonna seal you out. The Vulture goes spending in store at Zed. You can join Zed Rewards on the Zed app and fill up with fuel discounts points and treats. Yeah, all right girls, you're gonna be shocked if you're single and dating. Stats have just come out of the average amount of times single guys are changing their sheets per year. Actually try put a number on that put a number on what you think the average single guy. Yeah, how often the average single guy is changing his sheets. When I was single it was monthly.

I guess so 12 year. Yeah. Is it less than that? Disgusting. Monthly! That's gross Dan. It's fine. I'm not that sweaty when I sleep. And he sleeps nude! Gross. It's like wearing the same pair of boxers for like a fortnight.

Imagine the loads he would have done. And I'm not talking about shorts. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Sheet changing, I think says more about a person than just how often they change their sheets. Yes. I think it's like, it's also like how someone keeps their car. I think that can say, there are always exceptions, but that can say a lot about somebody as well and how they, you know, conduct themselves.

So this is a UK survey, but we can always take a grain of salt that's probably around the same from Kiwis, maybe slightly different. Do you think New Zealand men are a little bit more filthy than UK men? Possibly, but I don't know. Thumbs up from producer Neepia, who flats with four other dudes in the producer bit. I can't have faith there, but I don't know why I have that stereotype. A survey conducted involving 2250 UK adults revealed that 45% of single men admitted to washing their bed sheets only once every four months. Disgusting. So that's three times a year.

Three times a year. Three times a year. Additionally, 12% said they cleaned their bedding only when they remembered, which could be less frequent. And they probably sat there while doing the survey going, when was the last time I changed my sheets? And you know when you do surveys, even though you know it's anonymous, you kind of do, you click the thing that you feel you should be doing a little bit more. Does anybody like that?

I do that. I do a survey. It could be completely anonymous and I'll click things where I'm like, I feel like you should be doing a little bit more. Does anybody like that? I do that. I do a survey. Even it could be completely anonymous and I'll click things where I'm like, I feel like that should be more me. But that you're cheating yourself in. I know, I know. The person you wanna be, not the person you necessarily are. You're totally right,

because it makes no sense to lie about it. But I do. I used to watch them about every once a month when I was flirting, and I think that's sort of fine. I used to work with someone called Jaden Creech King. He started the drive show with Sharon. And my goodness me, he used to never wash his sheets. All he would do is vacuum them.

So when he'd do the vacuuming, which I'd say would probably be a bi-monthly thing as well, he would just get the vacuum up onto his bed and just vacuum away all the dead skin. And that's his idea of cleaning. 62% of single women would wash her sheets every two weeks. The reason that single men didn't do it is because they said they forgot,

they didn't believe frequent washing was necessary and their lack of motivation, which doesn't show me. To me also, and I'm not gonna get too deep on it, but it also feels like there's a little, inherent little thing that goes, it's woman's work. You know, it's woman's labor. I think so with single men, if they would be fine with the sheets getting changed, it's woman's work. You know, it's woman's labor. I think so with single men. If they would, they would be fine with the sheets

getting changed if a lady changed them. It was just laziness on my part when I was doing it. I just couldn't be bothered washing them. It's a bit of a rigmarole. I know, but then why is it the late, if you get into a relationship, why is it her job to do it? You should be doing it as much.

Well, it's not because, I think I do the washing just as much as Hannah does now, but she just prefers them to be clean more. So we just do it. Yeah. Now you're under the thumb, before you hear. Right, right, right. I'd like to know, do you think you could hold

the current record for the longest time between sheet changes? I don't wanna do this. We can get Kylie on, she's text through. Yeah, I think Kylie's gonna be a tough one to beat. I don't wanna do this. But what do you think, has it been like three weeks, two months, a year, I don't know, and we'll just see who currently listening holds the record for the longest time between sheet changes.

Surely if guys are only doing it once every four months, we should be able to beat it. Yes. The comments underneath the survey, one guy said, you guys change your sheets. Brilliant. So... What? Yeah. He just thought you'd throw it out with the beard when you decide you want a new beard?

Oh god, no! I want to talk to some girls about it as well. Yeah, come on. Alright, we want to see if you hold the current record for the longest time between sheet changes after a study came out that single guys, or 45% of single guys who are surveyed are only changing their sheets once every four months. I need to get into the right headspace for this bit. I'm gonna stick up for the single guys.

Why? If you're happy in your beard. No, because if you're also single and bringing people home... Yeah, but then I would change the sheets. You know, like if I was like going... But if you're single and not bringing people home. Yeah, or you're like, maybe you're not going out. But if I was saying that this weekend I was going out on Saturday and there might be a chance I'll bring a girl home, then I would change my sheets.

I would say that hygiene is just a standard thing that you should be doing for yourself, your mental health and also the people around you. What you just said, let's see if that happens. Producer Neeps, you're a single good looking male. You're going out on Saturday night, you're changing your sheets just in case before you go out? I usually do mine on like a Saturday anyway

cause that's my big reset day. You do weekly? But just to like the whole bringing people home thing that has nothing to do with it cause that never happens. So. Yeah same actually. I was talking like I was bringing girls home willy nilly. How it happened though?

It never, never happened. In the flat they're like, Neeps changing your sheets again? Oh bless him. Poor bloke, yeah. Thinking that today's the day. Alright let's go to Alec. Hey Alec. No it's Carly sorry I'll go back to you soon. Hi guys. Hi Alec. How often do you change your sheets? Well my mom tells me every two weeks but I probably only do it like two weeks later so at the moment like once a month. And how old are you Alec? 19. And mum's telling

you to change the sheets. What if mum wasn't giving you the reminder? Yeah how often? Look that I'm thinking I could definitely be in this UK study. Until you get to the point that you go these have a smell. You know, it would be until you go I can't that's actually kind of gross. Are these the original color that they came in when I got them from the Oscars? Yeah. Off white. Yeah, yeah. Were they always beige? Yeah, well done for admitting it. Okay, Kylie. Hi.

Hi. Hi, Kylie. Okay, we saw your text before. Is it true that you change your sheets twice a year? No, no, no. I thought the text, I was sending the text through saying what I assumed my heart meant. Kylie, Kylie, I've been sitting there thinking we've got a lady saying she changes them twice a year, I'm like, she's rare.

How often are you doing it though, out of interest? Kylie, changing the sheets? Every two weeks on a Saturday for sure. Two weeks? That's senior. Now that would be more like less than average for a female. Do you think so? Yeah, every two weeks. But are you a pyjama sleeper Kylie? Oh.

Yes I am. Yeah, if you've got clean pyjamas you're hopping in then I guess it extends the life of your sheets. Dan's getting in in his disgusting naked body. Disgusting? No but I've just had a shower. His body disgusting? No, I mean the smell is disgusting. No, I shower every night before bed, so I'm as clean as a whistle as I get in.

So I'd say it's fine. We still change them weekly. Okay, let's go to Paul. Hello, Paul. Hey guys, how's it going? Good, how often? Paul, when you were single, how often were you washing your sheets?

Even when I was single, I would change my sheets and pillowcases every week and wash my duvet every other week. Oh, okay, just bringing it up to brag, are we Paul? Oh, okay. It's got to be clean. Right. And what's your relationship status at the moment, Paul? I am currently taken and my partner and I, we do the washing every 9am Saturday.

9am Saturday! Holy, you guys are scheduled! Did you hear that? He said we. So you get up and it's like right, coffee and then, oop, shivers, it's 8.58, we better bloody whip those sheets off. Okay, Paul, well done. We sort out the kids and then get on to the jobs. That's the sweetest way you can do it, touch up, love it. Wow. Good on you Paul.

I mean I was hoping that Paul was going to say he never changes his sheets. What do you think this text means, anonymous? I never really change my sheets. Well I think it speaks for itself. They're anonymous, they don't want to admit it. Never. But never really, Clint, what does never really mean? I think it means they can't remember the last time they've done it, but they think

they must have. But they can't remember when they did. So they're like, I think I must have. I must have. And you're like, but when? I don't know. To be honest, even when I was fighting and I was changing the monthly, I never once went, oh god, those need to clean. I just do it because I felt like society made me do it every month. Clint, Megan's Dan, stinky boo. We're talking dumb criminals after a criminal at Auckland Airport. Customs as well, you don't want to get in trouble with customs. I don't, I had a feel like you get banned from going anywhere.

Customs, and the customs, they're always grumpy, eh? I've never met like a happy-go-lucky customs officer. And I'm sorry if you're a customs officer driving to work this morning. But, and I know you're probably dealing with a lot of annoying people. Yeah, it must be tough, because I kind of agree with you there, Dan. But I also think it must just be... They just have battlers every single day doing dumb stuff. I always try to be nice and be really happy,

but they're always just like, go on. Because I think they probably have to say the same instructions over and over, because people are just dumb and don't listen. You've got a laptop in the bag? And now you don't even need to take them out. I think this is like a new rule, at least domestically. And people will go, no. And then they'll scan the bag and they'll go, there's a laptop in here.

And they'll be like, oh yeah. They go, no, and they go, keys went off. Yeah, and it's like no wonder they're like that. Can you imagine Dan in customs? We should put him in for a day. He gets so pissed. I think that's probably why they are the way they are, because they're just dealing with the... I don't know.

People have switched their brains off before they go on holiday or something. NZ Customs did a post on Facebook the other day saying that International Airport in Wellington intercepted a 35-year-old traveller who packed five cartons of cigarettes in an attempt to obviously defraud customs revenue. He arrived from Jakarta via Sydney and was a frequent traveler. The photo that they've put up. Mm, so good.

Which you can text the word dumb to 3343 if you'd like to see. The photo that they've put up is not the face but the body of a man wearing a tight white singlet, chinos, a belt and then very clearly, very clearly got a lot of cartons of cigarettes underneath that shirt unless he shaped like a box. No he would have had a jacket on over it surely. But even then you're still like, you'd look bulky a walk funny.

Obviously when they took the photo, yeah they just got the photo and you can just see all the cartons because the singlet is so tight and tucked into his pants. I think you're allowed to take one carton right and they are so much cheaper duty free because of the tax on cigarettes. I'm sure like 200 or something. So it's not like you're importing cocaine or something

so I don't know if you get a bit of a slap on the wrist or whatever but... Well I think you get more in strapping it to you than putting it inside you. Yeah I don't know how many cigarettes I'd want to buy of somebody if he goes, oh I just had them out me. I wouldn't want to smoke them either. We have, let's go Jane, we've changed your name because they are a customs officer at the airport and love what they do. Are you a happy customs officer Jane? I am a happy customs officer. I'm not at the airport though, I am elsewhere. I'm at the district port but I can tell you how the airport works. No, I think Jane, that is why you're happy because you're not dealing with the punters.

Yeah, you sound lovely. Yeah, why do you think the people at the airport are so frustrated all the time? So the people you were talking about with the X-ray, like when you walk through, like they're saying that's actually aviation security so they do have to do stupid stuff yeah and then the Beagles that you mentioned before are biosecurity and they just bananas so yeah it's actually probably the smaller reputants yeah kind of so if I had like class-A drugs the Beagles can't find it they're only there for fruit? No, yeah they're there for food. If I was wanting to smuggle in some class A's, where's the best place to put them?

Probably just not through the airport, you will get found. Okay, not even inside me. Oh have you seen the Netflix movie with Jason Bateman called Carry On? That's a good movie. Yes, I have. Very, what did you think working in that industry? I roll a lot, that's not how it works. I thought it was a really good movie,

but other people disagreed, so. Yeah, I liked it. Hey, well we're gonna send you a double pass for coming on the show this morning, Jane, fake name. Double pass to our musty movie, The Accountant 2, it's in cinemas now. Oh, awesome, thank you. You're very welcome, Jane. you're very welcome Jay she does sound chipper doesn't she? Talking about an industry that we didn't obviously know too much about it's also the guy that's the people that are you know when they stamp your

passport those and you go up to them and they're kind of like hello where you going today and they're always quite like what's the confronting? I guess they can't be really friendly with you in case all of a sudden they need to, I don't know, be investigating you. So they aren't your friend. They don't want to be buddy-buddy. Yeah, maybe they're not allowed to be. Tech's coming in already, dumb criminals.

We got robbed and they must have, in the franticness of trying to steal our TV and things, left their wallet in our house with all their IDs and stuff. Easy to find them on that one. I mean, if you're doing home invasions, you're not the smartest of individuals, are you, any ways to start? Yeah, there's definitely some dumb criminals out there.

Okay, have you been a victim of a stupid criminal? 0800 The Edge or Texas on 3343, what'd they do? And if you do want to see that photo, dumb to 3343. If you have been a victim of a dumb criminal, 0800 The Edge, let us know what they did, what they left behind, why you managed to find them so quickly, I suppose. I mean, I remember when I was a kid,

we got broken into as a family. We were away on holiday and someone, and they'd left, I think, like, cause one of them cut their hand trying to get into the house and they left markings of their fingerprints from touching stuff all the way through the house cause their hand was bleeding. And they managed to find them.

They didn't even need to use the fingerprint dust. Cause their fingerprints were like in blood. And all they stole from memory was like, there's like a few CDs of mine, which would have been like Celine Dion and stuff. And some lol, literally, we got it. They got the got the guy like cool what'd you guys get what'd you guys get cuz there was I don't know man it was so dark like what some CDs some cool ones what do we got here oh Celine Dion Celine Dion greatest hits

my heart will go on and on yeah I think I've said this story before as well my friends and car got broken into and they are left her wallet but took a little pouch of tampons. Brilliant. Oh, just needed to time them up. I don't know if they got confused and goes, we've only got a few seconds, which one's the wallet? 50-50. We'll take this one.

Someone said they walked in on some people robbing their house, like literally got home and walked in on the burglars burglaring. Probably more common than you think now because a lot of people have cameras because they're not overly expensive like a lot cheaper than Putting together like an alarm, you know back in the day when you'd put an alarm system in now You can go buy a few hundred dollar cameras stick them up and then just Stream them to your phone. So all of a sudden you're like, who's that guy at the front door smashing it in? Do you remember we spoke to a burglar or a thief whatever? I think there's a difference, but I always forget.

And they told us to have your neighbours set up cameras looking at your house and you set them up at their house so that if they ever like cut the wires of these like little cameras, it doesn't matter. It's not actually- It's a good idea. It was like a neighbourhood watch thing. And he's like, that means that they don't know

which cameras are actually looking onto the property. Another thing that I learned from, I watched an interview one time on YouTube of an ex-burglar who was like giving away all the secrets. And they go for stuff that's easy to like carry out. So they'll never take a big TV because it's a nightmare to carry. But they will take a laptop, they'll take a phone.

They'll take, so the stuff that you know is easy to steal, make sure that that's hidden when you go away or locked up somewhere, because they can't get you then. Producer Neeps has whipped up an intro, so we're about two minutes in already, bro. Oh, thanks, Producer Neeps. Better late than never. You've been hit, I've been struck by a dumb criminal.

Oh, now that is good. There you go. There you go. There you go. I mean, it's a shame, yeah, we're like three minutes into the break now. Yeah. But who knows, we could bring it back, you know? You know, I actually remember being robbed,

and then they brought back, like, our greens. My wife and I have had green-sewn necklaces, amongst other jewellery. They must have grabbed all of that. And then they brought back the pounamu and put it in the letter box the next day. Oh I wish my nannies burgers were better people than that. They stole my grandad's ashes and we never got them back.

I know. Who steals ashes? Well they obviously just took it, it was next to, you know, it was on their fireplace and took it with next to like jewellery, you know, fancy things and they took the box and they would have just dumped them out somewhere. Awful. You'd like to think, yeah like...

They want you to be sprinkled together, it's hard. You'd like to think that criminals would be like, have a little bit of a conscience and go down to a pond and- Well they did, you're one, didn't they? Yeah. I think that's, uh, producer neeps, it's like bad luck.

Put them into a pond? I don't want my granddad going into a pond. He needs ponds to sprinkle him somewhere, you know, rather than just like dump him in the light, in the like skip behind a maratina or something. Poor granddad. Couple of chicks coming through, Melissa said, rather than just like dump him in the like skip behind a maratina or something. Poor granny. Couple of texts coming through, Melissa said my cousin once broke into a house to sleep off. He left, but left his boots behind. Easy to find him.

Now unless he had very specific boots. Is that Dan Webby from Property of... Or it was Andy from Toy Story. He's like, you know... Yeah, but like I don't know how you'd track him down just from his boots. Another text here, many years ago my dad was a cab driver and picked up a burglar and took him to a porn shop with a TV. Actually drove him to the shop to sell it.

He's like, straight to the porn shop. As a customer. Yeah, getaway car. You've been hit, I've been struck by a dumb criminal. Clint, Megan, Dan and Stinky Boop We're about to play the impossible game or at least it has been for almost the last two weeks Subway! Keep fresh!

I was in the subway line behind a woman, a very normal looking woman wearing jeans and a top and she ordered a six inch Italian herbs and cheese sub that kept me awake at night because I kept thinking whoever could get to the point of thinking that's my sub. Because people have subs right, sometimes you change it up but you have your like go-to chicken giriaki, barbecue and southwest sauce. You never change it, you never deviate from your just go-to. And when you do because you think I want to try something different and then you're always like damn it why did I do that? Just another question just to sort of get myself in the headspace of who

this person is. Whereabouts was the subway in question? Oh, like Remuera sort of area? So quite a wealthy affluent area. Yeah we drove out, we were out that way. Okay so you'd think that this person would have quite a, you know, a good palette. An expensive palette. I'm sure about that. Mozzarella, carrot and tomato sauce was the closest guess yesterday.

Okay, let's go to our first guess. I'm all nervous. Jennifer? What were the three ingredients? Good, Jennifer. What was your guess? Mozzarella cheese, carrot and tomato sauce. Yeah, that was... That was guessed yesterday, wasn't it? That was guessed yesterday.

Yeah, so do you wanna change one of them? Tomato. Oh, God. Barbecue sauce. What's your first... So mozzarella cheese, carrot, and barbecue sauce. Okay.

That one hasn't been guessed, I don't think. Jennifer. It's been... That was the sub. That was the sub? That was the sub. Really? What? The sub? What?

Oh, thank you. Oh, my God, Jennifer. Have you guessed? Oh, my goodness me. The sub, Jennifer, she ordered a six-inch sub of grated carrot, grated mozzarella cheese, and barbecue sauce. What a disgusting combination. The machine box, the $50 sub.

I feel a little bit bad because Jennifer just threw that out. I wasn't even. I think Anna was actually sitting on hold and just saying that we're gonna get the exact same thing. Oh no. Jennifer's coming in and then yes Subway's just jumped on board and they've sorted you out with a voucher. What are the likelihood of you actually going in and ordering

that sub just to give it a jam Jennifer? No no definitely not sorry. Yeah I wouldn't have thought so. Carrot, BBQ sauce and cheese. What the hell? What a disgusting combination. It wasn't even, so it didn't even like get melted. Do you know what? I think she's probably pregnant and has got some crazy like food cravings and that doesn't feel like that could be her sub. No, also the texture's just all off.

She's just a picky eater. It's just gross. Carrot and cheese. I'd love to chat to this lady. I wish she'd got her number. Cause I really thought carrot, sorry, carrot, cheese and mayo might've been a kind of, it's like a coleslaw-ish, you know, but like it's just weird.

Can we try it? Let's try and get an order in this morning. And because maybe we're missing something here. Producer Karl, I just sort of pop up in the producer booth and he's grating a carrot as we speak. No, but he's making it. I don't want to be home. I want an actual one from Subway. Anna. Oh yes.

Commiserations, you were sitting on hold and by the looks of it, you had the exact same guests locked and loaded. Yep, I was ready, but no, well done. Oh no. Oh, so close, Anna. I think Jennifer just changing it from tomato to barbecue on a whim.

That was really, we should have just said to her, I mean I'm happy that she's won for her, but we should have said to her, no she didn't listen yesterday, she didn't listen this morning. Jennifer, how long have you been following along on the journey? Oh, I usually listen to you guys every morning, but it's just a hit or miss when you have your coffee.

Yeah, we have been moving this around, so we're not punishing the same audience every morning with this. I mean, it really disappoints me, because the carrot and mozzarella, you could argue then kinda. Post-lore, maybe. Yeah, the ingredients,

but then it's ruined with the barbecue sauce. It's like the biggest white trash honky sauce ever. Okay, well. I love a barbecue sauce, but. Jennifer, you hold there, we're gonna get all your prizes out to you. Congratulations, you've done it. Wave Girl Bella's excited.

She's just seen that it's been given away. Bella, have you heard it? Wave Girl Bella, you know what it is? It's carrot, cheese and barbecue sauce. Oh my gosh, now am I hearing it! Okay. Yeah. Alright, well it looks like Producer Carl is preparing a seed sub for us to try and see if it is all that has cracked up to me.

When somebody says this child had to be for a sub, no, I saw her on Rapida Need It. He's not even wearing gloves. At Subway, at least they put plastic gloves on. He's putting all his manky ginger fingers all over the cheese. It was not for her child, she ate it. This producer booth needs a sneeze guard, I will say. Disgusting.

Subway, eat. This bit has not been sponsored by Subway the last couple of weeks, although maybe it should have been. It should have been, yeah. The amount of chat they've been getting after someone in front of Meg ordered a three ingredient Sub. Yeah, and now you can, I guess, go and order this yourself if you feel curious. It was a six-inch Italian herbs and cheese with cold mozzarella. It was not toasted.

Well, yeah, you should get that toasted, get it melted first. Could you eat this as a vegetarian? It's a vegetarian one, isn't it? Really? I would eat... I would only ever eat this if it was something that was offered to me for free and I was really hungry. You know, I was like, I've got nothing else to eat. But maybe we're missing out on this flavour combination. Actually, if you did miss it,

this happened about five minutes ago. Mozzarella cheese. Carrot and barbecue sauce. Okay. That one hasn't been guessed, I don't think. Jennifer. That was the sub. That was the sub? Really? Oh thank you. Oh my god Jennifer, have you guessed? Oh my goodness. That was the sub. You can hear her when she goes, really? Even she's a little surprised.

So we don't have quite the Subway sub because Subway isn't open, but we do have a bread roll with barbecue sauce, mozzarella cheese, and carrot that's been grated from the skull. I'm sorry, Subway, you owe us at least one of these. We've got to try them properly, exactly the order, with the bread and everything. And you owe the listeners of this show some free ones as well, in my opinion. Okay, I'm giving it my first taste now after judging it for weeks.

Okay, here we go, we're biting in. Disgusting. Feral. That is not it. No, not good at all. The thing is mozzarella's best melted. That's the only good thing about the cheese itself. When it's stretchy and hot.

Yeah, but it's just not melted at all. No, she had to be pregnant and had some weird craving. I'm not minding it. Yeah, but you're a vegetarian. Well, you're not used to full-flavoured things. Oh, I actually quite like it. Of course you do. The thing is, I always have a bit of meat in mine.

Like I'll have a bare minimum, some ham. But this has got nothing like that in it. It's cheese. It's really yummy. What do you like about that? a bare minimum some ham. But this has got nothing like that in it. It's cheese. It's really yummy. What do you like about that? The barbecue sauce is good. There's nothing to sort of get your loins into.

The cheese is good, it's got good texture. Nah, even Ruby's there, mozzarella cold is diabolical. And it is, you're right Ruby, bang on. Yeah, yeah. So there you go, in my opinion I wouldn't. Oh, we've lost Megs just finishing hers. Okay, you can finish it after, give us a bit more opinion.

Yeah no, I think that bit's kind of done. Clint, Meg and Dan. We're on a mission to see if three mates can start a band and play one full song with no prior musical experience or ability. The Edge Breaky with Clint, Meg and Dan are starting a band. And so far, well, they've got instruments. Mm. Kukabane's turning in his grape. Next step, to find a song to perform. One of the world's biggest artists, Alex Warren,

suggested this. Uh, Wet Ass B****. Brilliant stuff. And it's locked in. Okay, and then there was Teenage Drift Bag that was suggested. Let's just do the song. We're doing that!

I'm with ya! Lock it in! We're doing Teenage Drift Bag, baby! Let's do it! Choo! Okay, so now they've locked in the song, we just need a venue. Yeah, um... We're still looking for that venue, um... We're locking that in at the end of the week?

Yeah, we will have... we have to have a spot, we have to have a place. I think we've sort of narrowed it down to behind the scenes, it's like four or five options. You can still intern now though, eh? Definitely. Yeah, cause you may have the best suggestion right at the end. 3-3-4-3 if you've got a gig coming up in a few weeks and you're like yeah you guys can perform there. It'd be great if the rest of the party knew we were coming rather than you're the only one that knows what's going on. But there's a part of the song where there's been a bit of debate as to

who will sing the high part. sing the high part. I've got two tickets to Ireland, rain and rain In the song, famously, it's the lead singer pretending to be a girl. The lead singer of this band, Wheatus, is a male. Interestingly enough though, Dan, the band started in 95, Wheatus, and in 2002 they had a bunch of females join the band and do BVs. None of them took that part of the song. I hate that you know that. But that's the point of difference of the song, it's him pretending to be a girl.

Yeah, okay, I hear you. But we have a female that isn't playing the drums at the time that can't sing really well, that's kind of speak talky. It's probably the only thing I could probably ever do to be involved singing wise. To be fair, we had a go yesterday, Clint, didn't we? Yeah, Dan gave it a crack.

Two tickets to Iron Maid, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. Shut that bit. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you. I sound like the old man from Family Guy, now I'm listening back to that. Yeah, that doesn't hit the same, does it? The guy that goes, heck he is. And then also the thing that we keep forgetting, Dan would have to dip his testicles in salt to do that part. No, I think that actually hampered me more than helped me, to be honest.

Rumour that that's how the lead singer Brendan actually got up that high. Hampered? Have you just done Meg? Do you mean hindered? No hampered. Oh. Has Meg just corrected you on grammar? No I think hampered is a word. Google it up. And then I cheated. I got helium that I had held before my audition.

Problem was, I hadn't really mastered the inhale of the helium through the balloon and I was doing it multiple times during the song. I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday. Yes, maybe. I'm just a taster baby like you. Ooh. I'd get better at it.

I reckon I just need one big balloon and one huge inhale just before and I reckon it would probably last for three or four lines. We haven't put our best foot forward, Clint. I don't think those were our best performances, so it's left the door open for me to knock it out of the park next. Already? With an amazing Hail Mary performance.

Okay, just remember, I've got an eye infection. And just remember as well that hampered is a word. It means past tense of being able to impede someone. Oh. Hampered. I don't know what impede means, so that doesn't help. We're putting together a band. How far can three friends get with no musical experience if they've always wanted to be in a band?

If you know you've gone, man, that would've been cool. I wish I'd learned an instrument. How hard is it? We're going to find out on your behalf, I suppose. I'm, um, shit. You know how my whole defense this whole time is like, we just didn't have a female, they had to do it, they had to get somebody and you guys have a female in the band?

There's a few females, eh, they had in the band over the years. And we don't want to be a laughingstock. Yeah, looks like there's two females in the band. Yeah. We don't want to be a laughingstock, we don't want you to, this to get to the point in the song where the girl sings and we get our girl Meg to sing it and people go, oh, that's the worst bit of the song.

We want it to be good. Well, what I will say Meg, oh that's the worst bit of the song. We want it to be good. Well what I will say Meg is that obviously your hands are gonna be very tied up drumming right? Yes normally. But in this part of the song that Meg wants to sing there are no drums. I've got two tickets to Ireland. So it's right at the end. Maybe. It's an easy part.

So it does, like if Dan and I are busy doing the guitar and stuff, it does sort of lend itself towards like what are you gonna do in that part? Maybe it needs to be you. And then the drums. Are you ready for your audition? Yeah, I am. I know how this is gonna go,

but I'm gonna give it my best shot. How's it gonna go? You guys are gonna say it sucks? No, we're not. I know how this is gonna go, but I'm gonna give it my best shot. How's it gonna go? You guys are gonna say it sucks? No, we're not. I'm keeping an open mind. I'm keeping an open mind. I'm hoping that you've miraculously become a good singer. Okay. Okay? Remember, eye infection, okay?

Okay, ready? Here we go. Do you know the lyrics? Yes, I know the lyrics. Okay, so make sure. That's the least of her worries, Clint, to be honest. Well, like one question, do I do like just female voice or do I put on a high voice? You do, you make the song your own.

Your audition. Do it out, you do it on stage in front of thousands of people. Just imagine, we've got thousands of people, it's our first gig, thousands of people. Come on Nick, we know you're doing it. And they're like so far the song is being flawless. It's been amazing. Here comes the best part of the song, the bridge. Are you ready? Here she goes.

Yeah. Say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Ooh It's like she was sort of on and off the melody. It wasn't the worst. Yeah. And I think there is room for improvement, Clint. Do you want to do it with a bit of gusto? You want me to do it harder?

Yeah, like... The darkness that you can hear that my eye infections... And we know it's highly regalious. Got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Sounding great. Come with me Friday, don't say... Can I do it in my sexy voice? No, okay. Okay, I'm gonna change it. But I don't... G I do it in my sexy voice? No, okay, yeah

Okay, I'm gonna change it, I'm gonna do it in my sexy voice But I don't Gaster wasn't right because it's quite soft Clinton, I don't get a third go Yeah, I ran out of helium Yeah Only in four balloons Okay

Okay, I'm gonna go like different Sexy voice I'm gonna change it, I'm making my own You got this, Mika I got to take it No, it's all full Right She's lost her confidence

It's gone No idea Maybe, I should bring in some helium balloons for you No, it's awful. Right. Hey. She's lost her confidence. It's gone. No, no idea. Maybe I should bring in some helium balloons for you. And now this is where you vote. Three, three, four, three. Who do you think should do the line?

Because Meg, I don't think you did badly. Can I also suggest to all of us that no matter what the votes say, we keep it a secret and surprise until the performance. I agree. So like you vote and we won't tell anybody until you hear the song and then you'll see who won. Okay.

I think that's fun. Yep, okay so this is- And I will say if you vote for me, I promise to do it only with helium. And this is as much your band- You're gonna muck up your bloody guitar. This is as much your band as it is our band. So you need to make this decision.

Who's singing the girl part of the song? The girl that's in the band? I would like, Milo, I would love to do this. I'm heavily pregnant. I've learnt the drums. I never get to sing. I love to sing. But who doesn't like to hear someone on helium?

I'm gonna be sitting there doing nothing anyway because the drums don't play in this day You'll be puffed from all the other drumming you've done Puffed? Oh, what? What are you trying to say? That you're not fit for drumming? Like you're... Clip, Meg and Dan

Sometimes there are changes in your life that can be great for you, like big changes, right? And then there are those little ones that happen at work or in relationships where you're like, mmm, that kind of sucks I don't like that, didn't need to be changed. Are you guys the type of person that likes change or doesn't like it? I'm a very much regimented, if anything changes, I'm like, oh god, it throws me.

Yeah, I think I'm the same. And Clint, I'm not just throwing this word around because I know it's not something people do, but I think you genuinely do have undiagnosed OCD. We've talked about this before. That is not just being like, oh, you're so OCD. You had to get rid of certain glasses in your household because you kept spinning them because they weren't the right way round. Things like that. And so I love big change

because it's like exciting and something new to experience. I don't think I like little changes. Because- What would you give us an example of a little change? Okay, for the last nine years that I have worked at the edge We've had a prep sheet which is just a bit of a guide as to what we're gonna be talking about Each voice break and each hour

It has been pink purple and red. Yeah, it might surprise people that we even have a prep sheet Yeah, I think a lot of people just think we just make it. I Only just realized that we got this like last week though. So I didn't know we Anyway, I've done a bit of a rebrand and I only just realised that we got this last week though, so I didn't know we... I just started looking at it. Anyway, I've done a bit of a rebrand and the edge has gone back to the like, original colours of sort of that like purple and orange. And so our producer Carl had some initiative and without being asked, decided that he would change the prep sheet and make it those colours.

He does a lot of that, eh? He just does it. I don't know what it is, but it sucks. The font was different, the colours were different, and it absolutely threw me the last two days. And I didn't know what was up and I realised it was the colour of the sheet that is in front of my face every day. Did it bother you Meg? Yeah, it actually did. I was 10% on the phone. What a couple of absolute divas. I couldn't care least what the colour of the thing is.

And I said to Carl, I was like... I just couldn't get my head around it. I just kept getting... Yeah, I had to say, Carl, I need to talk to you about something, bro. And he was like, oh God, like, what is it? I was like, you need the colours to go back. I'm working with two Ellen Degeneres'

just like absolute, like, vollecking the producers whenever they change a colour. There's something to be said to this though, because I googled whether certain colours help you learn better than others, and yes, certain colours can positively influence learning by affecting attention, concentration and mood. So the purple and pink prep sheet, purple is cool and spiritual. Okay, very Asha.

Pink is fresh and playful. And then orange is optimistic and friendly. Tricky. Be good to us and optimism. Yeah, interesting. See what I was just trying to do? Just trying to freshen things up here, Clint. That's what the show's lacking, optimism.

Oh, and also positivity and enthusiasm. That actually is a pretty good colour. And that also makes sense that you wouldn't like that though. Yeah, Clint the most negative man out. So negative. Oh God. Yeah, and it just, it got me thinking of those like little changes in people's lives

where you want to be in to people, but no one cares because it feels really insignificant. But it's like, we will care for the next five minutes. So even if there's something just minuscule that people, outside looking at people, be like, God, what are you worried about? I know it shouldn't matter, but they've actually changed the color of the-

They've changed us at work, or my partner has changed us about them or their appearance or about how we structure our relationship or our finances. Maybe your favourite takeaway restaurant doesn't quite add enough... They've changed us. Sweet and sour pork recipe. Do you guys remember when in the property team here they changed the type of instant coffee from Makona to Nescafe and there was uproar amongst the staff? I remember when, in the, like the property team here, they changed the type of instant coffee from mccona

to Nescafe and there was uproar. Like amongst the staff. Everybody knows that mccona have to me. Mee mmm. And Nescafe doesn't have it. Doesn't have any me. Yeah, I want my me mmm. Yeah.

Okay, so it might be trivial, more trivial the better. If there's been a very small minor change in your life and no one cares, we'll care. What is it? Oh maybe your partner's changed the washing liquid and it's a different smell. I think that's what's giving me a breakout of acne. Oh you're not wearing any clothes on your face though. Oh fucker. That's what can't be bad.

It's all the balaclavas though. We're talking minor changes that have happened in your life, at work, in your relationship, wherever. It's almost not big enough where you're allowed toinge about it, but it really does annoy you. We are going to be the ears. This is a really, really minor one. This is a very clint segment, by the way. Shantz, Shantz takes through saying

we had pastel Post-it notes, and now we have fluoro ones, and I hate them. Yeah. But we feel for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely. Yeah, it's a hard, Hopefully you're getting through that. Let's go to the phones.

Yeah. Morena, mind a change, hotline, how may I help? Hey, Kristen. What's going on? What's the mind a change in your life that's, you know, happy about? Kristen. Yep, it's you.

Right. Okay, she's got a new phone and obviously not working. Georgia. Morning, Georgia. Georgia. Morning Georgia. Hi. Morena, mind a change, Hobline, how may I help? I once switched the order of the cereal in the pantry and my entire family flipped out.

So what was the order? Cheerios and then honey puffs. What was the previous order and then what did you change the order to? I just want to understand. I just swapped it like the opposite way round. I think it was like rice, but with cornflakes, wheat bits. And so I just changed to wheat bits, cornflakes.

But why would you do that? Okay, we don't victim blame. I'm sorry. A minor change of the line. I mean, wheat bits is an interesting one to put first. I will say that. I will say. This one from Anonymous. they don't even want us saying their name. My in-laws give my toddler dinner at 5.30, not 5. Like I've asked them.

It seems minor but it really frustrates me. That's all I can think about. I hear you. When it comes to kids you have to be picky. And then now they're probably in a new routine and they'll still be too full for dinner time, for bed time. I get it. I'd argue this one's not a minor change. Yeah. This takes through. Boss got us new work utes this year.

We went from having Ford Rangers to Isuzu D-Max. I'm now thinking of leaving. That is a big change. Yeah, I don't know if that's the right segment for you. Same as this one. My girlfriend cut her long hair into a bob with a fringe or something. That's a big change. Yeah.

That's not minor. It's going to take a number of years to grow back. Sean's still upset about the post-it notes, so they're on the phone. Morning, Sean. Oh, hey, Sean. Morena, buy the change, I'll buy it. How may I help? What is it you don't like about the post-its?

Oh, we had like nice pretty purples and blues. They were pastel. And I just had a nice bit of spirit. And then we changed to fluoro. And I don't know something about the yellow especially, just, just, really. I love it. Yeah, it's almost like a big, like a warning sign, almost. It's the warning cutters, how they're yellow and orange.

It's gonna be unpleasing. Yeah, someone needs to talk to the lady that orders the stationery. Whatever, that's what my wife sprays lavender oil on her pillow each night to help her sleep. The smell makes me physically ill. Nightmare. What do you mean nightmare? It's lovely. It's charming.

There's nothing less essential than essential oils. It's not about them being needed. They're just the essential oils. Another smell-based one as well. Someone said hubby started wearing a new cologne. It smells like urinal cakes. I hate it. Oh god, he's got a G1 there.

Is this a minor change or not? Our boss reduced our hourly rate by 50 cents because things have been quiet. I mean it's a minor change but no one likes their salary being reduced. They're going the wrong direction. 50 cents an hour? That's a bad, that's a, I'd say that's more of a minor change. It's not saving the boss a lot of money but it's doing enough to piss everybody off. Yeah. Mmm.

Move to a new house. The bathroom is now ten steps away, rather than the usual five. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, now where you going? You're obviously in a bigger house. It sounds like they've gone from an ensuite to not an ensuite. You know when you're in the dark too,? You're almost like, just from muscle memory? Like you do your five and then go to walk straight

and fall down the last line? Another text from my dad changed the colour of the dog's collar and it almost killed me. Kia kaha. Kia kaha. That's brilliant. That's right in the warehouse. Oh, we might bring it back.

Do you feel better, you know, when someone listens? I didn't, nobody listened to me. I listened to everyone else, so I feel worse, but yeah. Yeah, I feel like I've a little bit, I've taken on a lot of other people's issues. Yeah, I've got that on my shoulders now. I feel like Eleven from Stranger Things. I'm gonna get a blood nose soon. So we've got a special guest joining us for Scandal this morning.

Clint Megan Dan's Scandal. When flights accommodation tickets to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney. Listen for a Gaga song between three and nine. Nine and three, you can say it the other way around then head to the edge of Riverton. Three and nine is not the same as nine and three. Oh, you're doing this in front of Sean Kent, the lawyer. She's nervous. Yeah.

Oh, I always get nervous around Sean. He's so smart. Oh, don't laugh. Good morning, Sean. You make me all frazzled. You're so intelligent. Good morning, how are you all? Good morning.

Live from Columbia? Is that where you are? Might as well say Charleston, South Carolina, but close enough. Carolina. See us on our phone, you're in Columbia. As soon as we saw that the Diddy case was progressing to the point where they were actually putting together a jury, and we had all these questions like, how long can that take?

How many vetoes does each team get? We're like, right, we need to get Sean on and ask him. Yeah. Those are great questions. They will be done picking the jury this week. And then they'll start with what are called opening statements on next Monday, May the 12th. This is gonna be one of the biggest,

maybe in our lifetime, celebrity court cases, right? In your opinion, do you think there's going to be some other big celebrities apart from Diddy that are going to be brought down with this whole thing? Here's what's wild. And I don't know if they'll be brought down, but what will be interesting, because there's a couple of reasons why they won't. One, because this is in our federal system it won't be televised and so that

means people won't be able to watch it but what will be what was interesting is yesterday when the judge was going through the jury and remember this is like 600 people who are brought in to potentially be on the jury so what the judge has to do is for the first 600 he has to make sure that nobody has any biases or anything of that nature and And so we ask them certain questions. Two big questions that people aren't really talking about is one, he asked people, there are going to be potentially some celebrities testifying. And would you have any biases if you knew these test, these celebrities or some of these people might be given immunity. Which means there's a chance

that some celebrities are going to be testifying and they're testifying under an immunity agreement. Wow. And an immunity agreement means I can tell you everything truthfully, but y'all can't do anything against me. Wow. That's interesting. Oh and you're right so then if you turn around and go I don't really know much about P-Diddy but then obviously oh Jay-Z I love his music and let's say I'm not saying he is but let's he's testifying, then all of a sudden you get scratched from the jury because you have got a bias. You got it. Yeah, so Sean, I've got- You got it.

And so that's what's gonna be wild on going to see who testifies. Yeah, when it comes to these 600 people, what would they have to do? We know this is gonna go on for a long time. I've never had to do jury duty, and I think it is different in New Zealand than America. Can they not go on their phones? Can they not watch TV? Once this trial's going to air, it'd be very hard to not get bias.

How does it work? Yeah and that's the wild thing about it. The biggest trial that we've had in the United States dealing with us so heavily forever was O.J. Simpson. Now that was so long ago there wasn't social media. People didn't really have cell phones as much as they do right now. But now the judge tells them once we make our decision and you have to whittle that 600 people down to 12, there'll be 12 jurors and there'll be six alternates who aren't really on the jury, but just in case one of those 12 gets sick, then one of the six could sit on the trial.

And the judge makes it clear, you can't discuss it with your family. You can't discuss it with the family. You can't discuss it with the news. You cannot watch your phone. You cannot look at the radio. You cannot, and so sorry, they won't be watching your show, but they cannot listen to any of this stuff. But everybody lies, because everybody knows they're going to.

But every day the judge asks them the same question. Did any of you watch the news? Did any of you watch anything that might have affected your decision? So it's all just on trust, is it? Because I'm sitting here going, how do you police that? Do you take all the apps with their phone and give them like, burner phones? It's... or is it trust?

A trust system? You called it. It's 100% trust. So one of the things that a lot of, you know, as legal pundits are discussing, is usually in these big high profile cases, you would sequester the jury, meaning they would have to stay in a hotel with security watching and then make sure that they're not biased. But the judge did not sequester this jury. They're allowed to go home. Wow. And there's been some thought that maybe old Diddy who got accused before of contacting witnesses,

what's the stop them from contacting jurors? You just don't know. Why would he choose that? It's very wild that the jury is not sequestered? Yeah, why did why would the judge choose that seems very bizarre? So why maybe did he's called him? Situations that were very cognizant of people's individual freedoms and don't forget Can you imagine eight weeks of your life stuck watching a trial and not going home? And I think sometimes judges are like well're worried about personal freedom because remember jury duty you're only making like 20 to 40 dollars a day you're giving up your job you're giving up your family for 20 to 40 that yeah it's not a lot of money 20 to 40

dollars a day sometimes 50 and for the judge said you can't go home you can't spend time with your family and stuck in a small room for eight weeks I get it so final question I'm sure we I know we've taken up a lot of your time. Out of the 600 potential jurors, they will have what 11 or 12? What's the final number they have to land on? They have to land on 12. What ends up happening is the Ditty team gets to excuse, like y'all called it veto, but we called it a strike. They get to strike 10 people for any reason they can think about as long as it's race neutral. It can't be based upon race.

And the government can't get rid of six people. So from that list that the judge has cut down, did he get to strike 10? The government gets to strike six. They're gonna call people. And then from that list, you come up with 12. Wow. Oh man. And then the trial's gonna be starting in the next week. Dave the judges made it very clear

the opening statements are gonna start Monday the 12th so the jury will be picked this week and it'll start Monday the 12th will be opening statements. Oh Sean we're gonna pester the crap out of you over the next few weeks. You're gonna want to block our number. You are welcome to call anytime. I'll happily talk to you. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. I love that guy. I think it's not long, guys, until they start getting AI to be the jury, because that's outrageous.

You know, you can't keep them in the hotel, I agree, but also, how do you know they're not biased? And David's checked through saying New Zealand jury service is also really bad, less than minimum wage, apparently, according to David. That's crazy. Yeah, Sean Kent, fantastic lawyer, love getting his insight.

Really does break it down, eh? Feel like he looks like so much more aware of what's going on with that case. So we'll follow that one alongside Sean as often as he'll let us in the coming weeks for sure. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Controversial top five is back after we were playing a game.

Yesterday, the Gen Z quiz and the very first question, straight off the bat, yeah,, absolutely a butchered name of the actor playing this character my father was a Drinker and a fiend God and one night he goes off crazy Oscar winner. Oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh. He, he's in one flow over the cocoon, isn't he? Don't give her any clues. Is he?

We're not gonna say. Who's the actor? Bet. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger. Oh, I wouldn't have gotten that.

Okay, she wouldn't have got that. Arguably one of the greatest, we started talking about acting performances of all time. And that should be in the top five. That performance, Heath Ledger is the joker. I'd say it'd be number one for me. I'm happy to put Heath Ledger at number one. I wouldn't say it's number one.

I'd say it's one of the greatest of all time, yes. But it's... Okay, well Meg, this is how the game works. We're all gonna submit what we think and where we think it should go, and you can weigh in as well. Meg will then have the final say and compile the list and whether you like it or not, we just have to move on.

And I'm never biased about it, I never just added my own. Okay, so you'd put it in the top five though, but where? I put it two. I don't think it's quite great enough for number one of all the performances ever. Okay. I mean, he's essentially playing just a joker. Like it's, it's not too it's not too gritty enough.

Can I throw in a suggestion for the top five? A Tom Hanks movie where he is acting with no one but himself. Wilson! And makes you care about his best friend, which is just a volleyball, being left behind. Wilson! Wilson! Thomas Clint. left behind. Wilthan! Wilthan! From Miss Clint, I also had a Tom Hanks movie that I wanted to suggest.

Oh, I think that's his best one. And I know you're probably going to say Forrest Gump, but I think with the volleyball, it was one of the greatest moments of acting of all time. Really? Better than him at Jenny's grave as Forrest Gump saying he's proud of his son? Yeah, I think that's more the writing, that sad writing, but when it comes to acting with a volleyball to make you cry. Listen to this.

Brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping pong. He's really good. Forrest, you go. Bored. We see. No he's played the wrong bit there. There's a bit where he cries that's very very sad.

You'd be so proud of him. Yeah. He got some amazings. He wrote you a letter. Yeah. I get more well... He wrote you a letter. Yeah, okay. I get more welled up about the volleyball. Do you know Meg hasn't seen Forrest Gump though, that's why she doesn't care.

No I haven't, you guys made me watch it. I watch it. Oh did she see it? Yeah, I love it. She called him Robert Gump once. No, I loved the movie and I think it was amazing acting but I do think his best was with Wilson personally. I will say he won the Oscar for Forrest Gump but anyway.

Okay, Meg what are you throwing in the top five greatest acting performances of all time? I've got three ladies here. Okay. I've got three ladies although I do agree with the tea so just come in it's gonna go on the list I think. I don't know his name either. He's the black guy in Green Mile. Oh yeah. He seems passed away. What's his name? Damn. He was incredible in there. I never got over that movie. And he saved little Jinxy the mouse. Oh gosh okay. Michael Clarke Duncan was his name. The three I'm bringing up and I tried to get audio for it but apparently you're just too full of swear words. We've got a tiny clip, maybe Charlie's there on in Monster.

You gonna undress or what? Nah, you first. I think I f***ing trust you now. Have you haven't seen the movie? She was phenomenal. She became that woman I the movie, she was very phenomenal. She became that woman, I think. It's a hard watch. It's a very British movie.

And they're not movies, but Olivia Colman in Broadchurch, or anything basically the favorite, Olivia Colman I think is one of the greatest actresses of all time, and Kate Winslet, mayor of East Town. I'm gonna raise all your girls and give you another female. Emma Thompson, in love actually, when she finds out her husband's cheating on her and the song comes on. Oh, because he thinks her husband bought her a necklace and then he gives her something else and he realises... Oh no, it's heartbreaking.

Yeah, but can I go back to my one? I didn't even get to explain. Kate Winslet, when she was the mayor of East Ham, she realised her son was the murderer and she was the policeman. And she had to realise that she's got a wrestler inside. Oh well, no point going back and watching that now, because you know how it is. Oh it's years ago. Spoiler alert. I'll throw out one more before we do move on and take your suggestions. Will Smith in pursuit of happiness was trying to sell that bloody bone density scanner.

Was it as easy as it looked? No sir, no sir it wasn't. Good luck Chris. Thank you. He finally cracks it and he's been just slumming it forever with this kid. Oh Chris. Just the way he tears up in that meeting. I almost forgot.

Thank you. Just the way he tears up in that meeting. I almost forgot. Thank you. Oh, it's just like his whole face just, like, it was incredible in that scene. Pursuit of Happiness, Will Smith. And then he slapped Chris Rock. Okay, so he's texting in 3343. We've got Justin Sam, Will Smith. Pursuit of Happiness, Michael Clarke, Green Mile. Bruce Willis, Armageddon.

Tom Hanks, Castaway Heathletcher, Batman. I would say we would need at least one woman probably in the top five of crew. But... Yeah. Bruce Willis, Armageddon, Tom Hanks, Castaway Heath Ledger, Batman. I would say we would need at least one woman probably in the top five of crew. But... Yeah. Bruce Willis Armageddon, really? Yeah, I would say that there's a lady that's done better than that. Oh, come on. Controversial Top Five is back.

Inspired by Yaz from the Full Noise of Work Day not knowing who Heath Ledger was. She thought he was Jim Carrey in a clip that we played her from The Dark Knight. So we are putting together the top five, the controversial top five best acting performances in a movie of all time. This has woken a lot of people this morning that have come in with opinions. Yeah we actually got one that me and Dan, did we talk about it in the last break that me and Dan talked about Christopher Waltz in Glorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. Christopher, sorry. Yeah, he plays a German lieutenant and he's very, very good at the role. Very nuanced performance.

I think he did win an Oscar for it. We've got no, we've got no Morgan Freeman's in there. No Leonardo DiCaprio's. Oh yeah, because even like Andy DeFrain, what am I thinking of? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, that movie with Morgan Freeman. Yeah, I know.

Outbreak, Prison Break. That's not Prison Break. No, Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, we haven't put them in. Yeah, well, I mean, I guess sometimes when there are two or three incredible actors and actresses in one movie, maybe they don't get a standout

like a Tom Hanks in Castaway. He had no real competition. And I'd like to think that this is the people's list. Just because the Academy didn't like them doesn't mean that we could not vote for them. Meryl Streep and Devil Wears Prada's come through. Meryl Streep actually in an older movie, Sophie's Choice is incredible.

Towards the end it's an old movie, so I'm not gonna spoil it. She has to learn two languages for it and she has to choose a scene. She has to choose. She has to learn two languages for it and she has to choose a scene. She has to choose between her son and her daughter of who's going to go and get killed and who gets to go and be saved. No one's choose.

Good writing. Incredible. Amazing acting to choose as a mother between your two children. Imagine that, Clint. No one's chosen or thrown this out there, except James, Captain Jack Sparrow. I mean, it's an iconic character.

Rebecca who are you putting up for the list? Greatest actor. I think I'm with you Meg, we need a lady. I'm voting for Maggie Smith in Harry Potter 7.2. When she sets the stone guards on onto the protective scores. She is amazing in that scene I do agree I don't know if I can even put in Maggie Smith. I'd say Maggie had some amazing performances I don't know if she'd list that one as one of them. Oh come on, would you have to, every time you watch it. Well you do get shivers. If that makes it in then I want Leon Robinson in, who plays Dereese in Cool Runnings. He would have won that race and he got tripped up and you could see in his eyes his Olympic dreams just disappear, not knowing he was then going to go on and be a bobsledder.

Now that's a good one for a lady, Julia Robertson's stepmom. Have you guys seen that movie? Yes, good movie. In fact, Julia has done some great performances over the years. Her Erin Brockovich, fantastic. Last chance to get your nominations in before Meg puts her top five together. I've got my top four at the moment. She's looking for one more.

Okay, I've got my top- What about I'm Legend and there's that bit with Will Smith and his dog when his dog gets infected? I've chosen the list and I've thrown one in last minute. Oh, it feels like a lucky one to just sneak his way into the list. Okay. Producer Needs.

Margot Robbie, that one scene from War this way into the list. Okay. Producer Neeps? Margot Robbie, that one scene from War for Wall Street? No. Okay, sorry. Again, cinematography one on the day there. My top five greatest acting. Okay. Have you put Clinton Randall in the kick in there?

I haven't, sorry Clinton, number six. Just missed out on you. Okay, number five. Coming in out of nowhere. The top five best acting performances in a movie of all time. Robin Williams and Patch Adams. No one even threw that out! Come on! Robin Williams and Patch Adams!

He was amazing! He did! He had some great performances. I don't think Patch Adams is his best. You don't think? What's his best thing? He was better than Mrs Doubtfire! Oh, she definitely! Mrs Doubtfire! Oh, she was definitely!

Mrs Doubtfire! Patch Adams, have you even seen them on the beach? On the beach? Oh, that's a good one. I think Flubber was better than Patch Adams. Oh, pass off! Flubber! Okay, Robert Williams, Good Will Hunting, number five. Number four, Emma Thompson, Love Actually scene.

I deserve it. Number three, Michael three Michael Clark Green Mile You can't even remember his name, but you remember the scene every time somebody brings up that scene I feel like you're giving it to him because he died. But anyway, oh, oh, sorry. Okay. Yeah He's not even here to receive the flowers. Okay now we're into the top two number two Heath Ledger the Joker deserve it and number one the greatest acting of all time, Tom Hanks with Wilson and Custard. You're trolling us. How long? Does he? There's nothing said in this film. Okay, so I googled it. So the movie is 2.5 hours long. And this is I think the thing that gets it for him. And I'll agree. For 100 minutes of that two and a half hours,

Tom says nothing. And yet. Wilson! Wilson! Oh, so sad. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Wilson! I am.

Wilson, I'm sorry! Over an old movie when he lost his Wilson! I am! Wilson, I'm sorry! For an old movie when he lost his eye! This is volleyball! This is the greatest thing! Wilson! I must say, if an actor can make you cry over a Wilson volleyball... Incredible! He deserves it!

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