The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Megs back!!!! (just for this morning though)

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to the latest episode of The Clint, Meg & Dan Podcast! In today's episode, Meg returns for a day to fill in for Ash, who's celebrating her son's fourth birthday. The show kicks off with a hilarious prank where Meg spends $123 on Meghan Markle's cookie mix just to trick Dan into liking something Meghan-related. Also, Clint reveals his recent shopping experience where he ends up buying women's jeans for himself, leading to some unexpected fashion modeling. Tune in for comedy gold, discussions on uncomfortable birth plans, and spreadsheeting habits. Don't miss this jam-packed, laugh-out-loud episode! 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Host Banter04:51 Meg's Baking and Maternal Life08:53 Listener Interaction and First Call of the Day11:57 Cardi B's PG Version of WAP30:17 Spreadsheeting and Cruise Ship Drinks37:51 Meg's Return and Studio Antics38:22 Westpac Bill Payoff Challenge42:22 Unexpected Birth Stories54:08 Postcode Playlist: Tauranga01:02:39 Jimmy Kimmel's Controversy01:06:33 Meg's Petty Prank on Dan01:14:16 Clint's Shopping Confession

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a you-up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint Began Dan podcast. Warning, this show contains fake tan, real regrets, and one Australian hostage situation. It's the It's Breakfast. Clip Bing and Dan with Ash London. Kiabria, good morning. It doesn't this morning.

No Ozzy on the show today. Let me just check. Ozzy, Ozzie, Ozzie. Matt? No. Although. Met's back She's back I'm filling in for the fill-in

Basically That's confusing isn't it It is very confusing Yeah Ash It's her son buddy's fourth birthday today And I found that out yesterday And so I offered to come in and do the show So she could be, you know, with him

Good on you, Nick That's so nice. Recently, yes, I have an eight week old at home Yeah Look at her, she's starting the show by going Look how good I am I am I am, isn't it?

No, Meg like just lifted something up And was like, if you think it looks good It's up to you But before you got a chance to make an opinion, she was like, and by the way, yes, that is amazing. And pulling back the curtain, Meg has also got a notebook. Oh, my God, guys. Shut up.

And I've put, like, inspirational women photos in the front. Oh, and also the birth comb that I had when I gave birth without any pain relief. Right. What's a birth comb? Well, you know, like, it's... Just to make sure your hair looks good the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I wanted to look hot. No, you push it into your palm, and it's meant to, like, help with pain relief.

So what you're saying is doing it. show with us, Clint and I is like giving birth. Sometimes. Why does she keep squeezing the birth cone? We've been on here like a minute 14. I brought it in. Wow. We've got plenty to catch up on

because I guess officially you're not back until like November. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, and the fact is, you know, we haven't actually, we've seen each other maybe three or four times, lots to catch up on. Clint, what colours they're here under the cap? Oh, are you still blonde?

Yeah, he's still blonde, yeah. Dan's got a little moustache. Oh, don't say that. Don't say little moustache. He's been growing up for three weeks. Oh, it just looks good. It looks really good. Just say a moustache.

Why doesn't it be a little moustache? Well, it's radio. We need to describe things. It's a little moustache. Yeah, like a small patchy moustache. You still got your chin here? Oh, it's a few more now. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. She's just called Megan Dan. Me. Me. It's back covering Ash because her little boys having his fourth birthday today. So it'd be nice of her to wake up and give him snuggles? Yeah, and she's the boss's wife and I was like, ooh, better.

Gosh, she's already trying to suck up to the boss by covering for his wife, who's covering for her. It's an inception. Yeah, it's a chess game. So it's us versus the playlist. The playlist currently has your Sikam throwback. Looking like this. This is on my birth playlist. Was it? Was it? How far in?

Oh, deep, deep in, I would say. Actually, I've got to talk to you guys about my birth playlist. Coming up later on the show. What was your song you gave birth to or is that? Um, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. When you're like, it's happening, change the song?

Or is it whatever happens to be playing? It was whatever happened to be playing. Oh, I've always thought you go, all right, skip to the one where I push her out. I don't imagine when the head, I mean, I'm guessing. Never happened to me before. But as the head is like pushing through your vagina, you like, change the song now! I think I kind of did with my, with Daisy, with my first because I need be jurors. So I had a bit of, like, time.

This time I didn't have any sort of sense. It's time for scurlitz. Go! Bang-a-Wang! So we put our heads together. Dan and I couldn't come up with anything. He goes, don't. Don't. They've set me up because...

Meg, Ben, goes, I've got a suggestion for a good thong throwback. And then she said, yeah, but you guys are going to pretend do you guys come up with it. She was like, let me do it. No, no. I just, oh, good. So anyway, I'm just going to play it so you don't have to say. This was Meg's choice for your Saksam throwback.

Quite a selfish one. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Thanks, guys. The Clint Meg is back today. Filling in for the fill-in. Give an Asha a day off today. They say welcome back quite a bit in that song. Yeah, it's a bit repetitive.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you though, boys. That was really nice. Time for a little coffee. Catch up. We've got a lot to catch up on, actually. Since we last hang out, which is what, too, for two months ago since you've been on the show. Yeah. Jesus, that's gone quick. Well, truly.

Last time we caught up as a show, Meg looked like a goth. Yes, I died my hair. Yeah, you've died to hair. In the moment you guys said I was a goth, I went to the hairdresser. And they looked at, I was like, oh, my God. And she was like, she hadn't done anything to her hair. It just like really dark. Yeah, really dark.

I actually think I just, like, had lost a lot of blood from birth and maybe I just went really pale. That could have been there. Oh, and so you're here. My hair looked darker because I hadn't died it. I hadn't died it. Yeah. But no, it's been very nice, like, being.

at home and being very maternal. It's like, you know, when you first get married and you keep saying the word, wife. I don't know if you guys did that, but I always use that word husband. No, yeah, I was using husband more. Mm-hmm? You said this is my husband a lot?

No, like, I'm a husband. You've got somebody to tell us. I'm talking to my kids, like plural kids and children a lot, and I'm like, I'm just really enjoying it and really leaning into mother. I'll be baking a lot. Oh, my God, you really have gone.

I know, I know. I bought some baking for the team to do. Oh, nice. Oh, my God, are those pecan slices? No, they're shortbreads. Oh. There's so specific as well. There's nothing pecan about it.

It looks like a shortbread with a jam on it. Oh, I would have preferred a pecan. Oh, no, I'm joking. It's so specific. Oh, my darling. Oh, they've got icing on them as well. It's like a jam. Wow.

I know. Well, you know, I've just been trying to be my. Mother, did you like that? You know what? I don't know if you've noticed when you've gone over to Meigs' house in all seriousness. You do seem like you are absolutely loving it.

Oh, thanks. I actually am. I'm genuinely the happiest I've ever been and it's funny because I didn't know if I'd like to be in my mood too. Dad, try what? Oh, okay, I'll have a bite then, Jesus. What do you think?

Why is there flowers on the top? Are they edible flowers? Yeah, I've just been... Mmm. It's good. That's really nice. When did you make that? It's really nice?

Oh, is it something really nice? Do you love it? Do you love it? Do you like them? Do you like them? Did you say you love it? Do you like them? Yeah.

Oh, you got it! You got a big Markle cookies! Oh! That meek and Markle cookies! You're heading? Loozer, you like big Markle cookies. Oh, you know what I was going to say. Oh, they're a bit dry.

bit dry but I don't want to be mean to you but now I know there Megan Markles they taste like shit he loves the million it's nice that you're trying to they almost sound like they taste fake like you were trying too hard

I'm glad that you like something of hers there you go oh really? Yeah they're hers I ordered them from America I spent a lot of money to do that tiny little prank of you and is that her special jam on the top or did you add the beer I was going to say

who had to remortgage the house to buy her jam I spent $123 to do that bit on you Really They're $123 No I was like with the shipping I had to get an American address And it was a lot

Wow what a waste of money Right I just thought No I said to make this so petty And she goes Yeah but just For those few seconds of him saying

He liked something that Meghan Michael did And you'll be like Remember we used to love her cookies though Like we'll get So much more, like, leaked out of this Meg than right in this moment. Is Ash's son's birthday actually today, or did you just come back, especially for pregnant with Megan Michael's cookies? Just kick the box across the room.

Ah, that's a shame. Ten minutes ago, you were frothing her cookies. I don't think it was ever frothing. We need to get daily mail. Dan Weby and Mintz, he loves Megan Markle's cookie. Not once I go, mm-hmm. Lois got back for a friend. Use that in the video.

Use that in the video. Don't use the bit where he just spat them out Don't use that Don't use them, use me biting it and go Now we've got him doing it twice What would you never say about them, Dan? I still, it's like gritty in my mouth Oh, piss up, you love them.

Clint, Dan Lesh, go! First call of the day. First call of the day. Oh, my God. That's a lot. You know, there's a lot of people texting through this morning saying welcome back, Meg. The most texts we've had at 6 a.m. in the morning.

But Chris. Oh, Chris is the first time caller. Oh, is it? Oh, is it your brother? Morning, Chris? No, I don't believe my brother works in Forest Street. Morning? Morning, mate.

For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. There he is. Welcome, Chris. Thanks for calling us finally, bro. Good morning. Thank you for having me. Do you know Kingie, who works in forestry as well and keeps texting telling Dan to suck a D?

That's a newer development since you've done. No, I don't believe I do. He's a lovely guy. I thought what are the chances, but you never know? What a shame. And what are you doing, forestry, Chris? What's your role? So at the moment, we're actually a civi culture crew,

and so we're just our pruning and thinning at the moment. Oh, God, pruning and thinning. Is it pines? Ah, yes, true. Good guess, man. Come on, she knows her forestry. All right, and I'll have a guess you'd probably drive a Hylux, toy to highlight a Hylux.

Yes, correct. I get in. You're okay? Amazing. Good on you. I'd imagine forestry is quite a dangerous job because, you know, you've obviously got a lot of trees falling on you.

Yeah, isn't that an arborist where you go up to the top? Oh, yes. Hey, me again. My boss does arborist things So I just keep low And I do what I can Is it good money in it, Chris? Oh yes

Excellent money What's your salary per year What's your salary per year? You don't have to answer that if you don't want to You can just It's 70 to 80,000 at the moment That's pretty good Not as much as me

But be out in the forest Be out of the, no I imagine it's nice in the summer when the sun starts coming through the trees and it's pissing now. Most definitely. Oh, we have the best of days and we have the best of scenic views. Like at the moment, I live in the Wiedelapa, but we're working in Oataki. Oh, beautiful.

Oh, how good. And so, yeah, we get the best of the weather bits, and yeah, it's rain and shine and all of it. Do you have any late decades that you work with? Were you like, I wish that dude would fall out of a tree? I was that sorry? No, that's about it. There's always one in every workplace, I can name two here. Chris, we're going to send you a voucher and go spend in store at Zebbrose

so you can squeeze out of coffees and pies for the rest of the week. Oh, thank you very much. The boys will love that. Oh, he's going to share as well. Let's send you a couple of vouchers. Yeah. Sounds like you're going to have to feed the boys. Bridges Carl's going, okay.

You can go and sort that car every day. No, I can figure out how to do it. You can see you some salty Megan Markle cookies as well, Chris. You'll love them and the boys will love them. No, it's eating them at the moment. All right, more coffee, less milk. You can try the short and punchy magic at Z. Coming up next.

Meg has a scandal update for you for the first time in a couple of months. Yeah, Cardi B was on her Caller Daddy podcast, and she, I've got my notebook. Oh, she's got a note. Handy Dany notebook. And she talks about singing the PG version of WAP. I thought you'd quite like to hear what she'd say about it. Well, last time I saw her, she was in a mall, and she was twerking, like in a mall, like, going for her in a see-through dress. Good on her.

We don't need to know your porters street. It was very It was very Caesar in a mall And there's just kids watching Okay, stop talking about. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast Candle with Meg. She's back.

Halloween's almost here. Body Effects has been New Zealand's go to since 2003 for face paint, fake blitter. Fake blitter. We want blitter. It's like glitter, but it's fake. No, she's back, definitely back. Damn.

I have one, one. I need to do. They're like, I don't think we have blitter. The fake blitter. Not the real stuff. You might have the fake blizzard. Hi, I'd heard me say you've got blitter. Wherever you got it.

Okay, Katie B has spoken out about her song, Wap or Wet as Pussy, and how she had to do a PG version of it and what she found about that. I hated it. It's so stupid. What are the words again? What's the clean version?

I forgot, but it's like, that wet, wet, wet. I just hate it. It's wet, wushy? Oh, gushy? I hate the, yeah. I hear that word Not a fan I'd rather say the

P-thew-thewat Wet, wet, wet, wet and gushy I always one of those songs It's sort of gone, isn't it, that song? Yeah, it was huge at the time Yeah, but I think it just had that like effect on people, people were like, God, you can't play this but then now it's sort of just gone

My dad really enjoyed the music video Yeah, he did he watch it a few times, didn't he? Yeah, at first it was a joke on him because we were like, ha-ha, you have to watch this and then he kept watching it and then it was like, the joke on us. Or me. She also was on, we're talking to Alex

on the Caller Daddy podcast, talking about her plastic surgery and how she feels about her body. I look at myself in the mirror and it's like, I really wouldn't change a thing. Maybe I would like my butt to be smaller. But it's, like I said, it's really hard for my butt to be smaller.

I already did a reduction already. And it's like, people will be like, well, you need to reduce your butt more. And it's like, I think you guys think that people just plug something inside my asshole and just suck it out. For me to reduce my butt, I have to literally sit on a table,

get cut from the bottom, get cut from the top, and be embarrassed for like three months. I imagine more that. I assume that. No one's thinking to shove something in the hole and then suck the fat out.

I don't know you can get a butt reduction because I've got a bit of a meaty bottom. Yeah, well, you would leave a touch that. Don't you touch that? I'd just think about you. Awesome. The breast of my body must be terrible. That is such an insult.

His ass that no one sees is the best part of his body. And actually, Clint, if you want to play a little guessing game first, she describes the kind of women that men cheat on their partners with. Would you like to do a little five? I thought that would be a fun game, and then I started to realize maybe it's not. Let's do Clint's top three. What women look like the cheat. Go on.

Skimpy dresses? Oh, well, I'm not going to have the bell for that with this. Are you speaking for experience here? What else? Women that seem interested in your life and what you're doing. Yeah, that might show up. Chicks that put out.

Yeah, basically. Okay. And that's... One's the don't nag? She's a little more hard. She'll have a listen. My wife might be less exhausted. If some people would be like,

oh, she'd be doing surgery because this guy always be cheating on her and stuff like that, and it's like, no. When a man fall in love with me They're falling in love for me For my pussy, for my personality And because I'm a really pretty girl If a man is going to cheat on you

They're just going to cheat on you Because that's just men A man would cheat on you With the ugliest, brokest Probably finest or probably the ugliest bitches It really depends on the night It really depends who's available And who's around

So yeah, anyone that shows them interest Ugly, that shows them interest That's who she thinks, they broke Yeah Oh wow She is unfiltered Very much so, very much so so you can have to listen to that whole podcast in your own time, if you like.

I'll be listening. I'll be listening. Yeah. Sounds like it's lovely. I love the way she talks. It's funny. It's addictive. She's fabulous.

Did you guys cover her court case? That was hilarious. I saw a lot of on social. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't really understand what was going on. I'm not sure. Cardi did either. Nobody really knew what's going on.

Your chance to play Easy Money, a grand in the hand coming up in, it's like just over 20 minutes this morning. 7 and 8 o'clock. Good luck. If that wasn't all. enough we've got naughty 640 up next strip yourselves in people Clint Megan Dan stinky boo

Oh OK Oh I see I see what this is like Yeah Well I haven't listened to the show once Since I've been gone And that's not because I haven't

You know, been interested I just have been You never like Dash have you Someone on the show Has some exciting news to share And so to try and keep their news semi-confidential

and not to make it a big deal we thought it would be fun to hide their news amongst all of us we're all going to share the same news and then we're not going to know really whose news it is yeah well whose news is

we're specifically trying to highlight safety in numbers really yeah exactly we're going to talk six calendars and when was the last time we did it right do you want to start damn Last night No, night before last.

Oh, why do you take so long to answer if it was last? Let me do the last night, yeah, last night, baby. Well, it's happening so much, you know. Oh, really? No, it wasn't last night, it was the night before. Why did it last night? Because we were watching the summer I turned pretty.

And I said to Hannah, wanna? And she was like, no, it's too late. Too tired? Too late. We watched four episodes. Oh, damn. Maybe me and you're in sync, Dan, because mine wasn't last night. obviously, because it was my wife's birthday

and I wanted to treat her by leaving her alone. Wow, so it's very different to your birthday, isn't it? Lucky lady. She's like, all I want Clint is to not see you naked but I was like, oh, right, the sex buffet is open. And she's like, I'm so full. And I was like, okay. So I left her alone as a birthday gift to her.

But the day before that, it was not her birthday, so... Okay, boy, as well, I'm also very similar. how long ago was May Six months Wait, May No, four June July, August, September, four months Oh, right

Pray for Meg Hashtag Pray for Meg So yeah, four months Have not done it Yet Oh, you've done some stuff No

Oh really? I've done a single thing Nothing, haven't done a single thing Not even like a... Nothing, not even a single I haven't even looked His way Has Guy? Has he gone?

Nothing, come on. me. Nothing's happened. He said that he's like, you know, 70% up to the brim at the moment. Oh my God. We'll see what happens when it does go off. He's like, we'll run the house really carefully because if he literally just knocked something.

If he goes and like bangs his hip and they're like, and they'll just come everywhere. He doesn't want to pop. Oh, that's gross. Okay, okay. All right, let's go to producers as we try and hide.

We should have gone quickly to another first number. Yeah, really. Just in the weekend, guys. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. That's depressing for you, Meg, that producer Nipia's had it before you. Yeah, but how long was your dry spell before then? Oh, it was like six months.

Yeah, we are. Six months. And then, Producer Carl, if I had to have a guest would be last night. Oh, no, it wasn't. I wouldn't be surprised if he's having it right now. Yeah, now, right now. I just got a nip out. Wow, the drought's over, eh?

Sure is, thank you, thank you. That sounded really nice. With someone? With someone, yeah, not by myself. Right. Yeah, good on, yeah. Thanks for clarifying that, me. Okay, now, obviously, we don't want to single anyone out specifically,

but we do want to take some calls. Have you done an Nipia and ended the drought? Oh, 100 the end. Pretty cool club to be in, pretty cool club. Very subtle. How long was the drought as well, you know, before that? I love to know. Actually, not my longest drought.

Wow. Don't say that. But that's, I don't think you go around trying to find ways to end the drought, but it was like, hey, look at you, so you found somebody? Just came about, you know, the natural, old-fashioned way. Do we, do we, I've got more questions, but respectfully, maybe we don't ask you anymore because sometimes... Did everybody finish the race?

Yeah, everyone finished the race. My other question... It took me a while to process what that question was. wise and then. I worry sometimes when we talk more about it we effectively kind of are in risk of strangling

something that could be great. So do we feel this could be more than just what we're talking about now because then we'll leave it? We can chat. I don't think she listens to Only fans or something like that. I don't know.

Okay. But we're hoping it will be more than just yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's leave it and just let it blossom. Let it grow. Because sometimes the more you talk about things like that on the radio. Some people who aren't in radio,

you're a little bit, KG, and funny about things like that. A couple of old producers, we definitely ruined some relationships there. Yeah. Sorry, Brock. Sorry, Brock. But to be fair, that was... That's why he left.

It was like, I need a girlfriend. I just keep... I need to live my life. I think it was when one of Brock's girls was like, hold on, we didn't do that last weekend. Who were they talking about? Sometimes I'd just ruin it off air. I'd just be like, gosh, I'll be a girlfriend.

I'm going to ruin that. Produce the car. So I shouldn't get Nipia's new one on the line next? No, no. Is anyone excited that their drought is over and they'd like to share? We can disguise your voice, change your name. Also, don't call NEPA's girlfriend the new one. She's just the one.

There wasn't even an old one. Clint, Meg and Dan. Good news, Meg's back. Ash is enjoying a day at home with her boy who's for today. So Meg is back out of maternity leave temporarily. Yeah. This morning. Lots's going on at the moment, eh?

Behind the scenes. So Dan's just found. out your I think it's your nana's birthday who's passed, but it's... My grandma, yeah. She'd passed away earlier this year and she's was her birthday today. It would have been her birthday today. Which I've got in my calendar. Yeah, so I've messaged

your mum, have you? Well, I was going to, don't want to wake her up because she's... Oh, so you haven't? Not yet, but you said yes. It sort of pisses me off that Meg's come back for one day and already trying to get between me and my mum. Well, that's like you yesterday when you found it was my wife's birthday, so you text her first. And told her had it and he said, Clint's got an

amazing gift he wants to go on about. You're going to love it, I said. And what did you get a? I picked her up a card, some flowers, and some champagne. And what else? And then I took her out shopping and bought her a dress and some shoes. He was going to give his kids $30 extra for his wife's birthday. $30.

Well, my son will end up buying her a remote-controlled car. You can't get a remote control car for $30. Not a good one, anyway. Bridges Brock's still listening to the show? Yeah, he said how the F is Clint's still ruining my shots with girls, but thanks for the apology, Meg. It's fine. We live and we live.

So, morning brock. He's running another radio station down the line. Yeah. Yeah, we definitely ruined a few of those. They call it the Brock. Yeah, well. Oh, the radio station. Yeah.

That's not bad. That's not bad. Fern's called this morning. Morning Fern. We're talking about droughts, aren't we? More, no. Yeah, but I don't know if Fern's called to share hers. Have you, Finn?

I got called. Oh. That's not. I'm sitting you up. Have you had a drought before? Yeah, I'm currently in one. Oh, you're in one, so you haven't broken it yet? No.

Okay, how long's the draw? Guaranteed. Me and my husband will break it. One day. Oh, your husband, that means it's there. Like, the taps there, you just got to turn it on. Some people don't even have to tap. Exactly. You know what life's like.

It gets busy. Things just get pushed out. And sometimes I think what happens is, from experience, The longer it goes, the more anxiety there is around the drought ending. Do you know what I mean? Because now there's so much pressure because it's been two weeks and then four weeks and eight weeks. Yeah, I'm exactly. And then you don't want it to feel forced, you know?

Totally. I mean, I drought myself of four months, but also, like, I gave birth nine weeks ago. So that's acceptable. But I actually don't know how to start the, I've thought about it. I've thought, like, was my husband sitting on the council to Love Island. I've thought, do I just do a reach of? I don't know. But I didn't.

Maybe it's called no, reach around. Oh, right. No, they're two different. And these big is sitting like behind guy on the couch. A reach around. Okay, okay. We're going to get in trouble. Sorry, sorry, guys.

Forget we're not on the podcast. So, Fern, what's the, what's the plan then? Um. Are you waiting for her to make the move? Maybe I'll do a cheeky reach tonight. Yeah, get a girl. Why don't you go, Meg, we sit a day. Right.

Fern, you sit a day. day and you both do it together and safety and numbers. A national like... We've done this before, boys. It was a flop. Oh, the big bang we did, eh. Do we do that on the beach?

No, that was another thing. We went for a swim. Yeah, no, we did the big bang. It was like anyone who's in a bit of a drought and needs like a chance to bring it up in conversation by being like, hey, babe, it's been a while. And they're doing this thing on the edge and it was kind of like this lighthearted excuse

to get back on track. Actually, I think a few people did end up doing that. Yeah. Might have been Ferdin's last time. Exactly. I think don't put too much. much pressure on it, you're right, because then it's sort of you're going, oh God, just do it

naturally. I'll give you a double part of the movies. That could get things going. A little bit of a date night, Finn. Yeah? Yeah, right, let's do it. All right, do you like a bad boy? I love a bad boy. Okay, good, because bad guys too is in cinemas now. I think it's a cartoon, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And bad boys too was taken. Yeah. So, yeah. So bad guys too. Yeah, it was quite fitting. All right, Fern, hold there. grab your details and get that out to you. It is a good film.

I actually did check it out with the kids. I don't think it's overly romantic. Clint went thinking it was something completely different. Yeah. Where is Will Smith? All right, um, easy money. Oh God. Do you remember how to do that, Meg?

No, do I do that? Does Ash normally do that? Bet she's bloody good at it too, isn't she? Oh, she does know it. Right, okay. The Edge, 1K, Easy Money. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Oh, God.

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We're just going through the rules again with Meg because she's back for a day. Yes. Fill it in for Ash. And Meg goes, so what do I, do I give them the letter? Yeah. So she goes, so I just say, like, your letter is K for like cut. And I was like, no. Don't know that way.

That's not helpful. Okay. This is all there, Clint. You need to calm yourself. I'm going to go through the rules. Okay. For Olivia from Christchurch. Morning, Olivia?

Good morning. Morning, babe. Okay, I'm sure you know the rules already, but you'll have 30 seconds to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Meg gives you. You can pass. If we've got time, we will come back to it, but no repeated answers,

and your time will start when Meg finishes asking you the first question. As I said, it's the letter K. The cut. No, no, no, no, no. Caper, kangaroo. Right. Here we go. Something you find in the kitchen.

Nice. A human body part. Knee. A type of chocolate. Oh, the puff. A female musician. A female or male? A female.

Pass. A word ending in I-N-G. King. An animal. Something in a salad Oh, God, it's so much water Oh, sorry Olivia Chocolate, Kinder Surprise, Kit Kat.

Yeah, and female musician, Kasha, Katie Puri Oh, yeah, Kate. Oh, my God, it's so annoying, my brain was like, Kendrick Lamar. An animal, koala, kangaroo. Yeah, but, you know, when you're on air, the pressure just gets to you. I know, you sound it. You sounded so well with a knife and knee. Sorry, guys.

No, don't say sorry, you guys. I'm so sorry. You did. Say you sorry to his kids. Thank you. Thanks, Olivia. A little bit of a throwback. Right.

Now, thanks, Olivia. Another chance for you to play at 8 o'clock for a grand on the hand. But make sure you get amongst the easy money mobile game on the rover app. That's fun. Addictive. Yeah, yeah. Okay, next on the show, we're going to hear from our producer Nipia's mum, which is exciting. What's her name?

No, I know. Tina. to Tony Yeah, Tony. She's a good sword actually. She's the best. She's a fun mum. She's a fun mum.

I've met her a couple of times. She's great age. She's on a cruise ship at the moment. Oh, nice. And she's sending voice messages to her son. I'll produce Anipia. Okay. And she is attempting something on the cruise

that I'm like, good on her. Like, I'd be doing the exact same thing if I was on a cruise. Oh, trying to get laid in every room. That's not a... God, I hope not. Dad's there too. I'd be weirder if he wasn't. Hundreds.

Something to do with alcohol then if it's Clint. Clint, Megan Dan. Maybe his mum is on a cruise. Yeah, Tony, she's on a cruise at the moment. And she reached out to you, producer Neepie, about something she's attempting. Yeah, so when mum and dad love a cruise ship, they've been on quite a few of them.

And mum's thing, when she goes on, they always get the drinks package because it's got to be a better deal than buying a drink every night. And also you don't have to then look at the prices or worry about whether you could, should buy another one, because you've already prepaid for it. So just to fill me out, so drinks package just means that you can have as much alcohol as you want

and you've prepaid for all of it. Yeah, pretty much. Cotales, beer, wine, everything. There might be some more expensive stuff that's not part of it, but pretty much any beer, wine, cocktail is a part of the drinks package. Clint's dream. Yeah, exactly. So what mum does to make sure that she gets her money's worth

is she tracks it on like a spreadsheet, she's got like the name of the drink, how much the drink costs in US and then New Zealand dollars to make sure that she can equal. or the amount that she paid for the drinks package or beat it. So she actually sent me a little voice note here explaining it, which is quite funny. Good, neat. So the drink price package costs about $1,000 New Zealand per person. So cocktails like this are about 14 U.S.

So we counted as $20 New Zealand. So that's my 34th drink times $20, New Zealand. So I'm well on my way to getting my $1,000 worth after half the trip. On my way. Now I'm away. Now that was earlier in the week. Yeah, that was earlier in the week. I was just messaging her before.

She's now at $1,100. So she has beaten the drinks package. Congratulations, Mom. I'm very proud of you. I love that because that will make it more enjoyable that now that every drink she has from now is free. Exactly. And she's just putting that on the old cruise ship's bar tap.

Like, it's perfect. She's been so drugged the whole cruise. She won't remember it. They were just in Mexico yesterday trying tequila too. So that was a big day. Wow. Trying to kill. at her age for the first time.

Oh, no, like the nice Mexican tequila's, not the shitty peppy Lopez you get from the bottle shop. I think she's tried tequila, Clint. She'll be having the drinks that she doesn't even enjoy just because they're the most expensive. That's what I'd be doing. I'd be like, oh God, give me whatever. Just try something.

Yeah. I love that she's keeping a spreadsheet. Yeah. For it. Some people are real spreadsheeters. They Excel spreadsheeters. Although my wife Hannah full loves an Excel spreadsheet. Like everything we do, mainly budget stuff, she'll put it in a spreadsheet.

Like if we'll spend, go to the supermarket, We spend $400 or whatever. She'll put it in a spreadsheet. Every friend group needs one. I've got one who, if you go on a friend trip away, she spreadsheets like the weekend. It's brilliant. Really?

I've heard of people spreadsheeting hookups, you know, and then even some will go as far to give them like a rating and stuff like that and have like a reference point for how they met. I had a friend in uni and she had every single guy that she had slept with, a rating and a small blurb about the evening. The experience. That's nice. Okay, should we take some calls on what are you spreadsheeting?

If we feel there are people spreadsheeting enough random stuff. Very niche, yeah, we might get a couple. Very niche topic this morning, boys. I don't think we've ever done it. I've got her first day back and she's poo-pooing our content. Oh, what are you spreadsheet? No, I'm interested. Glick came up with this.

This little thing, let me have this little thing. I mean, I love being a mum. I feel like, yes, she's winning in the drinks package, but the admin of writing it all down and out sort of takes away a lot of the drinking fund. I would never do that much admin, no way. Yeah. But I guess at least now she knows She knows

Because the whole time she would have wondered Was it worth it? Yeah I guess what are you spreadsheeting? What's important enough That you need to keep a record of it? Please call, give Clint's a little thing Yeah, not just your job staff

Don't call off and say You know like I work in accounting and Yeah I'm spreading people's GST I'm just an accountant Oh, great, what's that like? We're talking spreadsheets What is you spreadsheeting

randomly that most people probably aren't producer Nipia's mom is on a cruise ship. She's spreadsheeting every drink she has on the boat and what it costs to make sure she can beat the drinks package that's all inclusive for $1,000. She's currently drunk $1,100 worth of boo, so she is now winning. Some people just love an Excel spreadsheet, eh?

Because I can easily put together like a table, but there's the stuff you can do with that. Oh, if you know what to do. Yeah, it's crazy. Someone's spreadsheeting their pickup lines and the success rate that they have on different women. That's interesting. So then you go, oh, this pickup line works 62% of the time,

whereas this one's only works 12% of the time. Yeah. That's not bad. Let's go to Alexandra O800 the Edge. Morning. Morning. Morning, Alexandra. Now, what your spreadsheeting is crazy.

Does he know, by the way? Because we've seen the text. Yes, yes. He knows. Okay. I'm talking about your husband. What are you spreadsheeting in regards to your husband? I'm spread-shitting his moods.

You know, he's had to fluctuating moods recently and been a bit grumpy. And I couldn't seem to work out why. So I thought maybe it's got something to do with the moon and the phases of the moon. So I was tracking his mood and then what the mood, you know, phase was that night to see if there was a pattern. But unfortunately, I didn't find any correlation. Not a pattern. He's just sporadically grumpy. Okay, so it was not the mood.

Are you now continuing the spreadsheet and trying to find, like, if it's just Mondays or what it could be? Is it you, Alexandra? Maybe he's just grumpy, you know? Yeah, maybe it's just random. Like, he just picks a random day. No, I can't find it. Has he always been a grumpy guy, or is it just in a new, yeah? Or is it like, does he do, does he have quite a varied job?

And there are certain things within his job that when he has to do those specific, um, jobs or go to certain clients places then he comes home angry? Oh, maybe. I mean, he is a police officer so it probably does maybe that is... I would say, Alexandra, it's probably to do more

with the job than the moon, but I mean, I'm glad that you went through all of that work. It's good to rule the moon out. Yeah, it is, it is. We've done that. Dastedly moons. I love that, though, Alex. That's so good. The moon's sitting up there like, why is this my phone? What is how long this bridge? Actually, Alex, how long we

you spreadsheeting before your husband found out you were spreadsheeting his mood? Oh, maybe it went a couple of months and then I disclosed to him. I tried and I fired a pattern, but yeah, it went a couple months. His mood went right down on that day. Yeah. Wow.

Someone else is spreadsheeting their Lego collection. A lot of collections being spreadsheeted, actually. Yeah, Shelly's done her also her wordal, which is exciting. Some people have too much time on the hand. What's she made?

Spreadshitting the word, really? What's wrong with that? Someone's spreadsheeting medical stuff. What kind of doctor, how often I should go, the last date that I went, what age I should start seeing specific doctors for specific things. Wow. I think I'm my kind of people, but I'm just, I'm not organised enough to be able to do it. Are you doing this, me?

How much milk I pumped each day and how much my twin drink? I did this for three months. No, but I do have a photo album with my phone of my daughter's, for movements oh that's good yeah yeah sometimes you need to know yeah not really a spreadsheet though

just just a photo album very different photos to it to last year's Meg in my phone so yeah oh good on you Meg yeah like you wouldn't let us go through your phone for much different reasons

much different reasons back then yeah nothing like that you have no nudes anymore no nudes no just just just poo just Pete Meg and Dan Meg's back just for a day Philona for Ash who's

little boys for today and if you haven't checked out the latest post on Edge Breakfast you need to go and have a look and understand why there's a bit of angst in studio I was a bit mean to Meg Yeah, but actually Meg takes it better than anyone We know a joke Wow

She takes a joke Anyway, move on She takes it really well Hey in 740 babe Dala dollar bills y'all Mine was an accident All right we got your chance To have your bills paid off every day

All thanks to Westpac Let us know what you're horror bill is by texting Bill to 3343. Meg will reach into the box of horrors and try to grab the Westpac credit card if she's successful. Oh, so I actually have to grab a card. Okay. Yeah, so you've got to find it within whatever you're feeling.

Is there a time limit? Huh? Is there a time limit? Sorry. Well, I mean, maybe within five minutes. Yeah, if we start getting bored, we chuck a timer on it. If you're still feeling around after 10 minutes, we might go, let's play a song. Right.

Okay, right. Okay, let's find out who's Bill. we're going to be paying off. It's Morgans. Hey, Morg. Hi. What's the bill? What's it for?

It's a car bill. It always are, aren't they? Yeah, and what's the damage? It's just an $800. Oh, what happens? Car bill. Yeah, we're just like nice things, I suppose. Oh, wait, so it's like it's just a paying off the car.

Oh, like a loan payment? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Car loan. Spend a lot of time in a car, I suppose, so if you want a nice one. They say often it's the second biggest purchase you will make in your life after a house is a car. Well, you sell it to me, Morgan. Why do you like this car so much?

Because otherwise, I mean, it's just a nice car. You've got a nicer car than me. I haven't got a radio in mine. Oh, okay. Well, picture it. She's a black Ford Ranger. Oh, 24. She's got a screen in the middle and all the bells and whistles.

and, yeah, I think that's enough. Wow, this is lovely. Okay. And we want Morgan to sit in that comfortably and know that she's painted off. Yeah, way to make Meg feel shit about her life sometimes. Okay, so blindfoot on. Blindfoot on, and let's bring in the box of horrors.

Here it comes. Meg will reach in and try to find that credit card for us. I'm wearing lung sleeves. Should I take them off? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take, yeah, just to be safe. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah. And I don't know, she's got quite long sleeves on her t-shirt. Should we get her to... Who's that? I'll be honest. Clint, I'm looking at the thing. Are you looking at the thing that's in there?

I couldn't tell you what that is. Neither. Okay, Meg's found the hole. There you go. Okay, she's in. Now, do I go down? What is that mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

At this point, Morgan goes, I've chosen wrong. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. What is this? What is this? You got this, Meg. I reckon if I was you, Meg, just go straight and deep. Don't worry. You can't hurt it.

It feels... It's wet. Is it wet at the bottom? It's wet at the bottom. It's wet at the bottom. But it feels like eggs of something, like tiny little spider eggs. Is it... Where are we?

So can you guys at least just tell me left or right. I can't even see it. I think you're going to need to dig down. Yeah, keep doing that. If I was you, I'd just go vigorously around. I got it. She's got it. She's got it. Wow. Congratulations, your car loan at lease for whatever it is. The next month is being paid. Congratulations, Morgan.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome, darling. Enjoy that car. Now the thing is, we usually at this point go, you were feeling around in spiders or whatever. I don't even know what that is. It is. Do you know what? It's funny what the brain can do to you because it did feel like spider eggs. But it's like fun little, funfetti, little balls. Yeah. So it's like little polystyering balls.

No, that's horse semen. I should have lit my fingers then. She'd waited. Sorry. I'm kidding. I don't actually know what it is, but it definitely looks too yellowy to be yogurt.

Oh, that's delicious. What is that? Okay, okay. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, it's back again tomorrow's sex bill to 3343 with yours

and we'll try and get it paid. That was me. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I gave birth to my second daughter. So cool, man, I'm so lucky. Eight weeks ago, nine weeks ago now. I've talked a little bit about what went down with my birth. Definitely nothing that I had planned in the way that wanted the epidural desperately.

Oh, I'm such a weakling. And you don't even have to be a weakling to want it. I shouldn't say that. But, you know, I wanted it. I didn't care what people say about not having... I'd take it every day. as you should. Boom, give it to me

as soon as I can have it. Can you save that for producer's diary tomorrow? Out of context, I think that would be quite funny. Producer NEPs. But didn't get that. My contractions came on very, very fast and very strong and we're very intense boys. I truly don't think you guys will ever know

or be able to comprehend the pain that, for me it was. Remember, if you're first time pregnant, it can be a wonderful magical experience as a PSA. But for me, I was induced and it came on very fast and quick and I didn't get the pain relief. You only have to say it be dual and I have a core memory of them bringing that needle out

and I didn't know they made needles that big. And you're begging for that. You know, that should... I know. I don't even say it to know what I'm. I don't even comprehend that. Yeah, like you're... I know I was.

I was screaming for the nurses give it to me. I found out one of the nurses, her name was Renee. And I was like, Renee! Rennie! Rennie! Rennie! Get in there, Renee!

Yeah, she didn't get it. there in time but she did get screamed at but I had my playlist on the background you guys know I curated I think most people create a playlist to get birth to and we had it on a little speaker my husband set it up really nicely and the music I'd chosen

was a real range I must say there was some inspirational songs last year I gave last time I gave birth to in colour by shape shifter it was a very beautiful moment for me and this time I went for some more softer songs unfortunately I didn't make it long enough boys

and you know what happens with Spotify when you don't make a playlist long enough it goes hmm I'm just going to play another song what else might she like that's kind of similar to the stuff she's already chosen some whap so if I can describe I was in the absolute pits of hell

at this point like I mean pits of hell I was screaming Renee and in the worst possible pain of my life when this song started to blast on the speaker You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me It's sent to be into psychosis I'm not weird a god Turn in your head In your miles and miles For your nice warm bed That's what I'm feeling She's in a bad again

Win in a roll bell It's what the war socks that you could possibly give birth to, I think. No beat to it. Oh, it was just, it was, I felt like I was in some sort of weird horror psychosis like this. And you're like, what? She was like, Renee! Skip the song, Renee!

Yeah, so that was what I ended up giving birth to and not my favorite thing. Poor Renee's putting the epigural. I can't do two things about. Renee! All right, we'd love to know what happened. There wasn't part of your birth plan. And maybe it was a song that ended up coming on. on right in the push

whether you can relate to that you want to weigh in on what was the dream song to push with? I got like Sapphire by Etchioran or like a song by Paparossi and opera singer

The Punjabi bit in Sapphire That's actually hell of a song That's not that's not bad That's not bad really Oh yeah If I could choose it I would do my final push

right when he does So you know That would be nice We want to know What happened that wasn't part of your birth plan? Yeah, I had a birth playlist, definitely made it too short,

and my Spotify decided, oh, what do we think we should like to listen to? This is what I ended up giving birth to it. Spotify chose it. You've got a friend in me. This is a positive song. It is a positive song, but yeah, not something I would have chosen myself.

All right, Kelsey, what happened that wasn't part of your birth plan? Well, the births themselves, really. I had two unplanned home births. Oh my goodness. The second one you think you'd be like, okay, we have to get there super fast because the first run

happened quickly, right? Yeah, well that's what the midwife said in the prenatal appointment so like the first one. Contraction started early hours of the morning, got up the hospital where lunch started up, only one centimetre delay, go home, that's fine, contraction started ramping up, ring the midwife, she came around, had locked like, oh yeah, no, the baby's coming, I'll go to the car, grab

my stuff, don't push. Well, she didn't make it back in sight so the husband had to deliver the baby. Wow. Wait, so that's infuriating, you were at the hospital and they turned you away? Yeah, yeah, it was only one centimetre. They said, no, go home, you're not far enough along. And then just, yeah.

And then the second one, you're just a pro-like-giving base. With the contractions, well, we'll forehand. She's like, well, we'll try to get you up to the hospital this time. Well, that would be nice. Yeah, yeah. And then I rang her, it happened about dinner time, rang her late evening. He said, oh, look, we're getting quite bad. Can I come up to hospital?

No, no, you won't be that far along. Wrang her half an hour later with the baby crying and the backgirl was saying, oh, yeah, it happened again. Oh my God, you must have no good towels at home. That's what you think about that. You learned that after the first one to be a lot more prepared. A trip to Brisco's after a day. You know, I sit there and go, wow, Kelsey, you're amazing.

One of an inspirational person, you go, bad towels. Just imagine the amount of towels you would have gone through. Hey, Kristen, what didn't go to plan with your birth? So my partner nearly did, he wasn't answering his phone. I was sitting there calling him because I got induced and I was up in hospital. and I ended up calling me his sister who went back home, picked him up and I planned on just being me and my partner

and he brought his sister along with him his sister was the one to catch the baby and cut the cord. Wow. Yeah, not exactly. Yeah, when someone who's not supposed to be in the room wasn't planned to be in the room is in the room, I guess that's a bit of a throat. But then when she did the cutting of the cord and everything.

You're like, whoa, whoa, can you just watch? What happened with you, Donna? My nurse forgot to put the clamp in the induction drip What is that mean? You have a drip when you get in juice Yes, yes And that does the contraction Yes

And forgetting to put the clamp in A bag that should have taken an hour Oh my God Oh my God How fast Went in about five minutes Wow And so I didn't know this.

So my contraction was building and building and building. So it ended up that they had to give me more things. Yeah. And then there wasn't enough of that on that side. Wasn't enough more thing. Jesus. In the county? So they opened this capsule.

So when they opened the capsule, there was four specialists. four midwives and three normal nurses in the room and I came to one specialist and one nurse being 18 meters dilated and pushing to put my child out Oh my goodness you're a man

That's incredible really How this all started if you missed in You just tuned in midway through Meg ended up giving birth to this song The Spotify chose it after her playlist ended it Toy story. Yeah, out of curiosity, we were talking about what song you did want. It was much different.

Yeah, I felt really connected to my granddad during this birth, well, during this pregnancy. Ness and Dormo, it was Pavarotti. It was his favorite song. What a beautiful song. This would have been me pushing, actually. Oh, yeah, the baby's about to come. Here we go.

Here we go. Push me a push. She's like, ah! Renee! And then I would have kept the applause on at the end and stuff. And it's like live version over, totally. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Clint Megyn Dan. The Edge. 1K. Easy Money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst it.

Download the rover app if you haven't already. Easy Money mobile. The more you play, the more chance is you have to win 10K at our first ever easy money live events. Can't wait for that. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Select few playing live here. Oh, in studio? Yeah, in studio.

Yeah, fun. That's very cool. All right, here we go, Ash. Sorry. Oh, Meg is going to give you. I've been waiting for that moment. Oh, it's two hours. I haven't done it.

I've been gone two months, Clint. What do they call that? Dead naming. What is it? Dead dead naming. It's not quite right, dad, actually. No one's passed away. Yeah, Ash's just boys having his fourth birthday guide.

I haven't transitioned from Ash. Yeah. You think that's what dead naming is. And Meg's jumped in just for the day So that Ash can have the day off to celebrate with her boy on his birthday Yes Clintaway says girls all sound the same So he gets confused

Gene's playing this morning Yeah Jen Meg's going to give you a letter And you need to give us 10 answers Starting with that letter inside 30 seconds You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back But no repeated answers Is that me? That's you, babe, from Hamilton

Yes, that's me Oh good You have your own hairdressing business Give it a shout out Oh really? No, or don't. Actually, it's not a very good business. People pay good money.

All right, we're getting this. Sorry, I'm getting all ready. Okay, I'm good. Sorry, yeah, we want to just focus on the game. Let's do that. See if we can get a grand in your hand. Your time will start when Meg finishes asking you the first question. Your letter is.

S. Yes. You good, Jen? I am. Okay, you can do this. A piece of winter clothing. scarf An animal

Off Squirrel Something in the shed Screwdriver Something scary Oh No man Sitting in California

San Francisco Female actress Female actress Something cold. I mean, you got six from six, but you were just really taking your time. Oh, jeez. I do get scared of snowmen as well. Olaf is pretty frightening.

Oh, S is a hard one. Skeletters, snakes, spiders. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Yeah. So you still want to give you a plug for your business? Yeah, speaking about your hairdressing business, apparently, could have done that one. No, it's fine.

Okay. She's really embarrassed. You do not actually own it. Not after that. I would imagine you cut hair better than you play Easy Money. Jen. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe she's just like laundering money. And it's like not even a really addressing business. I just want the $1,000 so I can stop doing crappy haircuts. Oh, bless. It's probably nervous. It happens. Always easier when you're, I imagine, playing in the car, hypothetically. Your chance to play again at 3 o'clock,

but otherwise get amongst Easy Money Mobile on the Rover app so you can be part of the first ever easy money live event for $10,000. Coming up next, if you live in Todong, a beautiful part of the country, the jewel of the North Island, they say, the song for you. Your postcode playlist, Toadong is Anthem next. A little teaser. Because it's Todanga.

Come get a tan. Jesus was bombing in Bethlehem. All right. Whatever, the song's about four. You've basically heard it now. The song's about four minutes long. You did two verses with a double chorus and a bridge. Oh, okay.

What a time to be here, man. Postco playlist. From the tip of Cape Rianger down to the dirty deep south of bluff. No town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. Yeah, putting together a playlist for songs around the country this week. The beautiful Todonga. Yeah, take a listen to some of the suggestions from earlier this week.

It's a sun shines brighter in Todonga, people have said. There's Greaton, Basin, Tadinga, and it has over 17 op shops. 17! Tohunga CBD is a ghost town, is it? But you can never find a park. Todanga's known for 10 cents Taolunga. Bayfair teens out here acting like they're Kardashians when they still ask their mum for top-ups.

That's great. That's a great one. A lot of stuff coming through from Mount Manganui as well, which I guess is part of Todonga. Yeah. If you do want to get the ones from back in the day, by the way, you can text Postcode to 33443. For all the ones that have been done thus far,

and this one will get added to it as well. Some more facts about Tohunga that came through Jesus apparently was born there in Bethlehem of suburb. Yeah, it's a very nice suburb, very nice. Smooth roads. You know one of those suburbs?

Oh, new. It feels like smooth, smooth time. Was it Lightning McQueen did it? The second time. Yes, I just watched that movie last week. Every time I drive that a smooth road, I think, a Lightning McQueen. Someone else said that you'd make no money

in Christchurch. The jobs pay less than everywhere else in the country. Are you not? Sorry, in Toadong. What did I say? Christchurch. Oh, poor Christchurch. I wonder if that was just

one person's experience. Now you've blanketed, like, all people in Tauranga is... You're just butt-hurt by not getting paid much. Yeah. If you want fish and chips, bobbies is the best place. Did you put anything in there about, like, traffic at New Year's? My God, there's no point in leaving your house if you live in Tohanga or in the mountain in the years. Oh, it's so crazy.

Yeah, I did put a little bit in about how people still call it Tauronga. Oh, right. Yeah. So that's in there. Okay. But this is your song. Tohunga going out to you, Postcode playlist. Hit the Jams.

Munga Nui Walk round the ring Then get an ice cream It's the bay of plenty So much to do The home of bay dreams If you've been saying Taronga

You've been saying it's so wronga Because it's Todanga Come get a tan Jesus was bombing In Bethlehem You'll move from our clan And you'll never move back It's always sunny

But you make no money In Todanga It's a ghost town In the CBD And it smells like we if you have the munchies you'll need fish and chips just have to bobby's oh no if you've been saying tauranga you've been saying it's so wronga because it's to-danga no need to boast it's in new zealand and it's like the gold coast you move from our clan Oh, you'll never move back.

It's always sunny, but you'll make no money in Todanga. Todanga, Todanga, move to Todanga. Uh-uh-uh-ah, Jorana. Uh-uh-oh-ah, Tohara. If you walk down to Papamoa, there's a chance you'll see some boo. But it's more likely they are naked white old dudes If you don't like the song, you're really out of luck Because I don't really give a flying foe

Key change Todanga Todanga You move from my plan Oh you'll never move back It's always sunny but you'll make no money in Toranga

How good is he? How good is he? Oh and also, by then Clint, I heard some BBs there. Yeah, a little bit of BBs and then he was begging for it. Just a little, oh, whatever, Dan's like, please, please. Let the little fella have his bit.

Dan reckons he's been saying to me since you've been gone, Meg, he's like, can you tell? I'm way more alpha. Yeah, he actually pretended to go and do some feces in the litter box in the quarter before to Rubbing dogs Clint knows that

So yeah All right Clint submitted to me Finally Should we take some feedback On what people Absolutely Thought of the song

Charlotte Hi dear Do you live in Toddong Hello No but I went there a lot When I was a kid So you can speak on it

Yeah What'd you think Yeah I thought it was awesome I thought you guys were mean You didn't give enough Cune off I know they are meant

Me and Clint mean to dad And it's Charlotte. I'm glad you noticed, Charlotte. It's just you and my mum. Did you notice? Unfortunately, yeah. Well, I thought it was clever. You can sing.

It was just very funny. I was chuckling along. Oh, thank you. If Meg does have any angst towards Dan, it's probably because of the post that Dan put up on our Edge Breakfast Instagram earlier this morning. I can't help that the iPhone Zoom is very, very good.

And pick it up chin hairs, apparently, Dan. Thank you for that. You're welcome, me. Yeah, Zara, what did you think of the song? You are from Tohaga. Yes, I am also. Hi, Meg. Oh, hi, Zara.

I think it was so good. If I'm being honest, since the first time I heard it, it's been stuck in my head ever since then. Oh, good. That's sort of what you want, though. Yeah, airworm, right? Sign of a good song, Zara, I reckon. And Ella, she's got very interesting feelings after hearing the song.

Morning Ella. Good morning, guys. Morning. What's it made you feel? Oh, it's, yeah, it's really hard to make money here, and it just, it was so true, it was almost sad. Wow, so we wondered if that was just like a one-off experience, but it really is something to be said of... I think, yeah, I mean, coming from, like, living in Wellington and having a degree, it's really hard to make money when you could be earning a lot more in cities. Yeah, but I bet you got a nice tan.

Yeah. Only in summer, guys, it's so cloudy and rainy here right now. Oh, God, you're really not selling time. Because Ella, you text being like, that songs made me want to quit my job even more. It's a bad week, and the song is concerned. It's been a bad week. Well, Ellie, you can do it now because your boss is on the line.

Shut up, no. Thanks, Ella. Someone else texts me like, oh, come on, Dan, do one for invoccal. We've done one. Done. And you can text, what is it, postcode to 3343, and you can hear all the previous ones. Don't do what my mum did a couple weeks ago.

She just texts 104. Oh, the extra box is going. She said, boomer. We were like, why are she texting that? Clint Megan Dan. Jammer Ron, the subway on the edge. Of course, she's going to be at Laneway. I think, I went and checked the tickets yesterday.

VIPs are gone. Oh, okay. Had they already started selling tickets? Yeah, pre-sales were Tuesday, and then yesterday at 10 general tickets. The first round, gone, second round gone. And then they've got third and fourth. Third were on sale yesterday.

So they may also be gone. Wow. If you want to catch Chappell Rhone, headlining Laneway. Candle with Meg. Can I be honest? I've been so pleased that I haven't been working while all this stuff has been going down in America. Oh, the Trump stuff, yeah. Like, I don't know how you guys have been covering it or talking about it with Charlie Kirk and Trump and Jimmy Kimmel and everything.

And I'm just like, you know what? I'm glad I'm not working today. We sort of try to avoid it, don't we really? Yeah? We talk about it a little bit. It's hard. You want to reflect what's going on in the world and what people are talking about and what they're seeing on their feet. But then you also sometimes want to be a bit of escapism for people driving to work and not hearing political rants.

Because you're right, it is everywhere. And I found it very hard to kind of get away from myself when just opening Instagram or TikTok or anywhere. The crazy thing, obviously with us talking about Jimmy Kimmel and him being stood down, Dan had a stat that Disney had lost almost $4 billion with people leaving the platform and trying to stand with Jimmy Kimmel. And can I just, because we're going to get into what he says coming back, but can I just say, that shows you how much power you have and we have collectively. I feel like we always say, oh, what are we going to do? What am I going to do?

Just one subscription or just one post or just one letter to the government. Just shows you that collectively, we actually do have a lot of power. Yeah, use your voice. And everybody has a voice. Right. But let's get to Jimmy Kimmel, who is now back on ear. He did get taken off and was said that he had to apologize, which he did do, but he did it in his own way.

first you can hear him I guess just genuinely getting upset at what he did say that he did hurt people's feelings and hurt Charlie's family but I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human and that is

you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man I don't you get all choked up hey he did indeed and then he moves on to kind of doubling down on Trump

and censorship in white shouldn't happen. The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke. He was a government threat to silence a comedian the president doesn't like is anti-American. That's anti-American. I did see that Donald Trump did post as well. He was very unhappy that Jimmy Kimmel is back on here. He did a big post, isn't he? He's very unhappy about it.

He's very unhappy about it. He kept talking about, you know, terrible ratings. It doesn't even matter, like, aside from the fact of what he did and what he said, he's like, terrible ratings. It's terrible. Why would you get it back when it's got bad ratings? Well, Jimmy Kimmel had something to say to that. But he had no talent, and more

importantly, the talent he had to, because a lot of people have no talent to get ratings. But he had no ratings. Well I do tonight I feel like he did a really good job of covering off and apologising because I think he would have had to

because of the network but then also leaning in again and it would have been a hard balancing act for him to do because everybody is expecting him to come back all guns blazing

you know like talking about it and he did say at the start which is completely correct he said I don't even really know why I'm doing this because if you don't like me, this isn't going to make you suddenly like me. And if you do like me, you're probably going to like this anyway. Like, he knew that whatever he did, he wasn't going to win.

If people already didn't like him and didn't like what he said, they're never going to. It's not really going to change their minds. Yeah. From fairies to fangs, body effects is your Halloween sorted shop now for safe. High quality makeup delivered overnight, New Zealand wide. This is where wife and I went for Halloween last year. We'll be going back there again. You looked good last year too. Beetle juice?

Yeah, and they even have the old contact lenses and all the rest of it. to just really set your outfit off. Yeah, and he made his teeth look all dirty, which is very rare for Clint. Did you go to body effects when you dress up as genie? Because that one wasn't great. No, I didn't go to that year. I discovered it last year.

That was another company. All right, up next, if you weren't up at like 6 a.m. listening to our show, you would have missed the prank that has been in the making. How long now, Meg? About five weeks. How pathetic that it's all that long? Five or six weeks in the making.

Meg is being messaging me and a couple of others over the last month and a half. She spent over $100 of her own money for maybe the pettiest prank I have ever seen and witnessed in real life. It happened to Dan this morning. It wasn't even that good. I wouldn't listen if I was you.

We'll get you up to speed with how bad Meg got Dan. Meg's prank on Dan coming out of Dangerous Woman. If Ariana Grunner had a song called Petty Woman, maybe. Yeah. Nobody should underestimate the lengths I'll go to. to wind my friend Dan up and I had been trying to do this

this is actually longer in the game than five or six weeks I've been trying to do this for a long time Megan Markle if you don't know Dan despises

we've actually got some feedback here that he said in the past about it cool there's people out there and I know they like Megan Markle

I don't know why I genuinely think she's I despise the woman but so she rolls her sleeves up in the kitchen and makes some food with some famous people

oh brilliant haven't seen that before There's constantly stories coming out when we're there smoke, there's fire, about her being a bully. People having to get, like, psychiatry because they were working with her in her podcast. And apparently she's just a diva. It's not actually her place. It's somebody else's house in the same neighbourhood. Why is it because her house is shit?

Dan's not a fan. Dan isn't a fan of Megan. And Megan Markle has recently started releasing food and teas. You can buy jams. You can buy tea. and you can buy cookie mixtures. Problem is they always sell out and every time I went to go and buy it off the website

by the time it was New Zealand time, everything was sold out. So I, with my three-week-old babies, set my alarm for 3 a.m. And I went to a website to buy some cookie mixture. Meg, you're on maternity leave. You don't have the money for this. There are a hundred dollar cookies, aren't they, so?

The problem is, Dan, I did. I managed to get a box of cookies, and then I was like, brilliant, went to the checkout, they said, we don't ship to New Zealand. Oh, no. So then game over? No, no, you'd think that, but I... She's so busy. She messaging me, and I was like, oh, well, that's a shame.

Oh, well, Mick's like, no, no, no, no. No, I obtained a address in America, so I now have an address in America if I even need anything sent there. Postal box. Like a postbox? I have a postbox. Really? Yes, Dan. And then I purchased the cookies. I got them set to my postbox. And then my postbox emailed me and said,

that'll be another $51 in shipping, Megan. So I thought, okay, I'm in it now. Wow. So then I got those cookies shipped to my house. I made them last night. They're not even made. No, it's in a box. She has to make them?

Yeah, I made them last night. You just put them in a ball and chuck them in the oven. Like, she's done most of the heavy lifting. So you've essentially just purchased some flour and sugar. It cost me $123. Oh, gosh, to do this, Frank, could you? This is why I hate Megan Markle, because she's fooled you. Oh, absolutely.

And I'm happy to be fooled. and I made the cookies to try and get you to admit you like something of hers without knowing it. Yeah, so Meg said, Clint, I'm going to bring them in first thing in the morning. And I'm just going to say I made baking for the team. And what are you doing going? And we were all cracking up, mate.

And we were like, when Dan eats him, what will his reaction be? Will he absolutely love these cookies? Yeah. Or will he not like him? And then... It proves that maybe he doesn't like anything. of hers. Well, it proves what it does prove

is that I was lovely to Meg, even though they were the most disgusting cardboardy cookies I've ever tasted, I still went, oh, those are lovely me. No, I don't think he said that, did he? No, we actually have, if you missed it at 10 past 6 this morning when Dan was surprised with cookies unknowingly from Megan Markle, we have his

actual legitimate review as he took his first bite for you next. Unbiased. I look forward to that one. Right, let's get you quickly up to speed. Meg did give you the full rundown on the very petty prank that has been a month and a half in the making, and Dan was absolutely gotten with this morning

at about 10 by 6? Oh, I wouldn't say absolutely. I was gotten. I spent $123 buying a cookie mixture from Megan Markle had to get it shipped from America to New Zealand. They don't do that, so they can't buy it in New Zealand just to make them because Dan despises Megan Markle

and I wanted him to admit that he liked something of hers. Being unbiased. Yeah, not knowing that it was a Megan Markle cookie, you thought it was just Megan Aeneer cookies. Can you just tell before we get into it, how much were they exactly? Okay, well, I bought a marmalade, a tin of peppermint tea and those cookies, and in New Zealand dollars, it cost 70 bucks.

Okay, and the cookies that they've sent you not made, by the way, so it's a cookie mix. You have to add butter to it, so my goodness, that would have been expensive. And so they've literally just sent you some flour, some sugar and some icing sugar. Okay, mate, well, let's see if you loved it. Mega Markle doesn't need to do much to impress our Dan, it seems. Take a listen when Dan unknowingly ate a cookie. there was a Megan Markle cookie who he despises. What did he think?

Take a listen. I've been baking a lot. Oh my God, you really have gone maternal. I know, I bought some baking for the team today. Boys in the booth. Oh my God, are those pecan slices? No, they're shortbreads. There's so specific.

There's nothing pecan about it. It looks like a shortbread with jam on it. My darling. Oh, they've got icing on them. Oh, they've got icing on them. as well. It's like a jam. Wow. I know.

Well, you know, well, you know, I've been trying to. Dan, try one. Oh, okay, I'll have a bite then, Jesus. What do you think? Why is there flowers on the top? Are they edible flowers?

Mm-hmm. It's good. That's really nice. When did you make that? It's really nice? Oh, is it? Do you love it? Do you love it?

Do you like them? Do you like them? Did you say you love it? Do you like them? Yeah. The Megan Markle cookies! The Megan Markle cookies, you're hitting? Loser, you like Meg Markle cookies.

Oh, you know what I was going to say? Oh, they're a bit dry. Oh, I'm glad that you like something of hers. There you go. I still, it's like gritty in my mouth. Oh, that pays up, you love. Megan's biggest fan, you could say. So you could have on the box, Dan Webby.

Approved. It's good. It's really nice. Oh, yeah. I was being nice to me. Okay. It sounded like you were talking about Omega Michael cookies. Good.

That's really nice. And now, any time he's mean to it, be like, what about the time he loved with cookies? 12 years ago, remember? Good. That's really nice. Oh, yeah, you're a supporter now by friends. They were very gritty. You can't take it back.

It says on the box, it says they're great dipped in tea. You need to dip them in tea. Otherwise, it's like you do the Sahara Desert. Oh, that's not, dad. Game set match. Well played me. Thank you very much. Very well done.

All right, coming up next. What do I have in common with? I would say 99% of women listening this morning. Yeah. I'm trying to think what that could possibly be. That's a little bit. Thank you Thank you but no

Clint Meg and Dan Spinky Boo Clint said he's got something in common with What did you say 99% of women listening Would I think I have the same thing as you right now Yeah really mech does it Yeah yeah yeah I'm trying to think what I have

That Clint could have at the same time I went out shopping with my wife yesterday Because it was her birthday And she was trying on a dress And the lady was helping her out And jumping between her sizing Which maybe I won't put on blood But she was jumping between two sizes

Trying to work out Which one she wanted Anyway, we're still looking And I went up and paid for it Because it's her birthday He wouldn't otherwise Even though she's throwing money Obviously, but I was like, I got it?

Also, joint money, so was it just your joint card? It's not really... No, Clements are an allowance time Go to allow you a big deal You want to know what's really funny It was actually money from a job That was just in my wallet So I actually just bought her clothes with her money

Anyway, and so her money's mine, mine's her, whatever Your life is a prison. That's not. We're getting bogged down in the weeds. Then, after that, we're still kind of looking around and take up a pair of pants. And I said, oh, and these two. With your own money, though, Jay. Yeah, yeah.

You can only have one pair of pants. Which one is it, Jake? And the lady goes, are you sure these are the right size? Yeah. And she said, I don't know. Because she already knows what size of my wife is. She's like, no, these are in 18. She goes, I don't think they'll fit her.

Oh, God, Claire. Oh, Clay. He said, there for me. He did. Dad. He bought women's kids. Especially with a girl taking your partner out for shopping. You never buy yourself anything.

He's got and bought himself his own pair of women's jeans. It was a witchery. I don't think they do men's stuff specifically. But I love, they were almost like a shiny, like leathery gene. Do they bring out your child-bearing hips? Well, I don't know, you tell me. You're wearing them out. You're wearing ladies' pants.

Oh, gee, damn, he pulls them off. How does he do it every time? Oh, good does me. God, they look good on him. Thank you, Megan. I was like, oh, they don't do men's pants like these. So I bought them. I don't think they look that good.

Well, Dan, why don't you put them on? I'll see if Clint just pulls them off or if they're good pants. We have to pull them off. because it's me. I will try them on, but I don't think I would look... Clint will look better in them than me. And that's saying something, because I actually don't think he looks great in them.

Okay, do you want to get in my pants? If you let me. But you have to take your pants. Taking this out of context for producers' diary, time. Okay, well, you have to get into my pants if I get into yours. Also, women's discounts on clothing, out the gate. What do you mean? I get $160 these pants.

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