The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW mums beef crockpot

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast, we delve into hilarious and unexpected kid confessions that caused trouble for their parents. The tension rises as Clint and Dan gear up for a high-stakes go-kart race, putting their skills and pride on the line. We also enjoy an exclusive interview with New Zealand acting legend Tim Morrison, discussing his latest projects and sharing words of wisdom for aspiring actors. Prepare for an episode filled with laughter, competition, and candid conversations! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Megan Dan Podcast02:08 Throwback Songs and Nick Carter's Birthday08:34 Blueberry Farm Chat with Olivia10:58 Scandal and Celebrity Gossip19:25 Easy Money Game with Guy26:48 Interview with Tim Morrison31:45 America's Next Top Model Documentary34:18 Reflections from Past Contestants35:04 Changing Times and Public Perception36:10 ChatGPT and Naughty Pickup Lines39:09 Advice Roulette: Life's Tough Questions50:19 Go-Kart Challenge: Clint vs. Dan57:45 AI Music vs. Real Music01:01:55 Kids Say the Darndest Things

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Friends and your show. Start every day the right way. Here on the edge. It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan.

94. Good morning. Sixtham Jesus. The lights just came on in here. Wow. Wow. We can see each other first time. And Alan DeGeneres is joining us on the show.

Oh yeah, Clint's got a hair cut. Oh, I thought you're talking about Dan. You're true, that kind of fit either of you. Usually I'm the one that looks like the Allender Generous of the show. Yeah. But not today. Clint, you look like a mix of Allender Generis and Marshall Mathis. Oh, Eminem.

He's gone blonde buzz cut. Yeah. Hey, we're all playing, um, what's the game with the wizard and the sticks? Oh, Quidditch. We're all playing Quidditch after the show. Do you want to join us? Yeah. It's a Draco Malfoy joke.

That's a good one, actually. I think you're actually quite close to drugs. The joke, you've got to know the sport. Yeah, that's how I had a brain for a fart. Yeah. Hey, have you got to turn your mic or Carl? Have something to say, eh, mate. Don't make us to the heavy lifting, okay?

Sanjay's already texted this morning, said, I hope you had a great run this morning, Dan. Thanks, Sanjay, I didn't go this morning, I slept in. It's that, or he thinks you're getting fired today. So. Yeah, that's a cool of the other. Like, you had a great run. Yeah, a great one, but all runs come to an end.

Yeah. All right, we'll get into our 6am throwback. if you've got a suggestion, you can always ping it through. 3343. We'll get in just a few minutes. Meg's got some hilarious audio from her daughter Daisy. Yes, yeah, who's... She's ratted out your husband.

Finally speaking, and she's got a lot to say, it seems. She's speaking out finally about her upbringing. Yeah, and Temoero-Morison joins us on the show just after 7 o'clock as well. The wrecking crew is out on Prime Video today, actually. He's got a lot to say as well. Yeah, he always does. Yeah, he's hard. It's always good catching up with him.

Killing on the World Stage, good on him. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Time for 6am throwback, us versus the playlist. Normally we'd have quite a few options to run through here, but we were looking for Meg's stool. Like an actual stool that you put your feet on. Yeah, it's funny how you get used to your things,

and I'm sure it's in any workplace, and then when you don't have it, you feel a bit thrown. Yes. You know, like your pen you use, or your favourite cup. Oh, it's right there, Carl. in the studio. It's right next to Dan. Sorry about that.

Dan, why didn't you find it? It wasn't in the normal place, so it was blind. Thank you, Cali. That's why we have him. That is why we have him. And other things. But I mean, just for when we don't know what to do, he sorts it. David Gitter, Acon, is currently the playlist.

I don't find it. I like it too, Clint. Just run here, lower heart. Don't worry, Clint, delete it now. Oh. Because today, the world was graced with one of the greatest pop artists of all time. He is one of the Backstreet Boys, and he was born on this day in 1980.

Nick Carter. Nick Carter. So, I mean, you can play any song from the Backstreet Boys. Yeah, okay. It's Nick Carter's birthday. How old is he then? Well, if he was born in 1980, so that would make him... 46?

46. Oh, sorry, you were going to... Yeah, yeah, well, close. We were close to him. I was going to say 57. I shouldn't let him. Damn it. Yeah, damn it.

And Nick Carter was one of the, he was the youngest in the group. God, really? So they all at least probably 50 now. Yeah, yeah, Kevin would be the oldest. My mum used to do the school productions in the school that I used to go to. She used to be the mum that would come in

and then do the school productions. That's right, because she cast her as 10 to turn away. She did cast me as 10 to turn away. She did cast me as 10 to turn to. Turner. And that same year my brother was cast as I believe Nick Carter. Really? Yeah? Oh, okay. Yeah, and they did that dance. Problem is, um, I love

like the B-side stuff rather than the everybody or I want it that way. But like something's when I get in trouble because I'm blinded by just my love of backcountry. You do get in trouble more than you think you would for how many B-sides you play. I mean, I'm just

go backstreet's back. I mean, it's the big song, well, you could do it for the school production that my brother did and that that was everybody. Your mum's a terrible casting agent. Why? That's rude. Nothing like a car. Can you worry?

He wore a face mask. Okay, so you want Backstreet's back and you want everybody. Yes. Okay, well, do we have some sort of a debate as to why you think you should have backstreet's back and you should have everybody? It's the same song, is it? Yes, it's the same song. We're idiots.

Well, then we definitely play that way. I wanted to hear you guys, like, fight for your own song. Not knowing that you're both fighting for the same. It's called everybody. Everybody, though, is. Yeah, everybody. And then in brackets, it's called Backstreet. It's back.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you kind of got it too, Dad. Everybody. Oh, man. Shame me. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We should replay the time we did hit the spot to that song.

It was not long ago. Oh, yeah. It would have been like, oh, yeah, about three months ago. That was when, you know. You know? What? When Meg was away, so.

Oh, yeah. Was it? Was it? There weren't that many highlights. No, no. So you just have a few that you remember very specifically. I don't really look back on that time as fondly as Dan. Yeah, yeah.

I thought it was a lovely time. Daniel. Oh, right. Oh, not because, no, I couldn't stand, Ash. No, we love Ash. We love Ash. We love Ash. Was she, did she sing in the Back Street back?

I can't remember now. I just claim that's me now. You know, can we look kind of similar? In fact, me and Ash went out for a massage the other day. Oh, a couple's massage? Couples massage. Lovely. Her shell.

Good friend. And the lady said, as we were walking to our separate parts to get changed, she goes, you two sisters. And I was stoked. So, no, we're not. I think that's a compliment for both, because you both have your own qualities. Yeah, I think it must be like curly brown hair. Yeah.

And white. I mean, that's about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, quite passing. And both, yeah, both similar age. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

I think you could pull off sisters. I think so. I've got a couple of clips. I'm just trying to work out. Which ones? Right. So everybody, everywhere. You all did it?

Don't be afraid, don't have no fear. Oh, I did really, yeah. I'm going to tell the world, make you understand. As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again. It's the gap. Daisy. I was really good. I was really good at.

No. No. But I think I've retired from singing in them. I think it should be just you, Dan. You know, I think I'm going to take a step back from joining in on them personally. It's below you in a way. If you were there, you were there in the time. Yeah.

Some people will just go out on the top. Others sort of fizzle away. You're just going to go out at top. God, I am good, though, aren't I? Go for. The best. I'm the best. All right, I come on next.

We'll get first call of the day. If you want to join us, we'll see you out of the voucher to go spend in store. It's end? Hey? What do you do it on? Clint, Megan Dan. First goal!

Ready team? Yes. First call of the day! First call of the day! I'm chatting to the first person of the day because they're usually an OG, they're usually been listening since six. Hey, well let's see how long. Olivia's been listening to our show.

Hey Olivia. Hi, how are you? How good? How long you've been around this show for? I would say definitely a couple years. Couple of years, couple of years. For as long as I've been able to drive. Oh, okay.

And you got your driver's license a couple of years? years ago. That's exciting. Yeah. When I was 16, about three, four years ago. And then did you pass straight away? Were you one of those people? Yep. Oh, great.

Of course you could have guessed it. How many goes did you take me? Four. So Olivia, you work at a blueberry farm. Do you get to take home blueberries? Yes. Yep, very lucky. Yeah.

That's a good. Is there a maximum amount? Yeah. I imagine you take the purse in the first week. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes just when you want, if you want to go pick, you can pick some. They often with us taking time. Now, be honest, Olivia.

Are you bit sick of them? Blueberries? Like, I'd get sick of them. They're sick of anything. They're very versatile. Yes, sometimes after a while I do get sicker than me. Muffins, pancakes. Okay, even though obviously you work at a blueberry farm,

what's your actual favourite of the berry variety? Oh, probably the blue moon. What's a blue moon? That's a type of blueberry. It's big and it's crunchy and it's very sweet. Crunchy. Okay, big and crunchy blueberry. I didn't know there was different types of blueberries, to be honest.

A blue moon. It was just your stock standard. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wow. Fantastic. Do you guys, on your farm, do you guys have one of those, like, ice cream machines? Well, you chuck in ice cream and then frozen blueberries

and make real fruit ice cream. They're everywhere. Oh no, we don't actually. We're more of it exporting. Oh, right. I was going to say, honestly, if people have that have those, it's like a licence to print money. Yeah. And you know what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say this, but I don't want to poo-poo the blueberry. But it's not the best of the berries, is it? I mean, it is full of anti-oxidents. They say it's good for you, but it's a bit of a boring bunch. Dan, you might have just had the wrong one. I'm now on the website. I had no idea there are so many varieties of blueberry.

We've got Ocean Blue, we've got O'Neill, we've got Misty, we've got Blue Moon, Island Blue. the Duke, the Dolce Blue, the Centurion. I'm just up to the seas. I'm only up to the seas so far. There's a lot of different types. I need to try a blue moon. Maybe that'll change my tune on them.

I prefer a strawberry, if I'm honest. Thanks. Olivia, you can pop to Z, get yourself a blueberry muffin. Yeah, I'm sick of them. Awesome, thank you guys. Thanks, ma'am. Thanks, Olivia. Look at three minutes of talking about blueberries

and they say we can't talk about anything. I'm pretty sure the boss is like you do. you'd talk less about things about things. That's what it is. We didn't even get to Olivia's fun fact that her special skill is hand stands. It's because we're talking about blueberries for four minutes. We've got scandal come out and next. It's a pick a pass.

Which one would you like? You get to choose, boys. Would you like to hear about Sydney Sweeney and why she tied all her bras up to the Hollywood sign? Ah, because she started a new laundry line, hasn't she? Okay, well, that story's done. So I'm going to do the Kendall Jena one. Sorry, I'm just... Sue me for keeping up with Sydney Sweeney.

talk less. Listen to management, man. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Dan, if you just want to push... I'll leave it to me. Gang Down with Meg. Yeah, that gang is getting old. Everybody knows Clint Is it way across from you.

I couldn't even get round the desk quick enough. So come on. Sometimes during the songs Dan goes, oh, could you just teach me? He comes around here. People think that Clint's the best button pusher in the game. They do, they say that. It could be further from the truth.

Well, the reason why I didn't have my stuff ready is because you guys are distracted me with Instagram videos. A good button pusher wouldn't get distracted. They'd keep their eyes on the road. We have Kendall Jenner as the new face of a sports betting site, and she would have been paid between $5 to $10 million for this. And I think it's probably, I don't say fair, because I think the whole thing is crazy that people get paid that much money.

But she is very much so the face, and I think she's fallen on the sword to be the butt of the joke a little bit. I think she also performs this ad very well. It's Kendall Jenna. I'll describe it to you, but you're going to eat the jokes are in her. speaking. She is being Kendall Jenner. She's got flash cars. She's in a mansion. She's got beautiful clothes and jewelry

on while she's saying these words. Betting on the right guy with fanatic sportsbook explained by Kendall Jenner. Haven't you heard? The internet says I'm cursed. Any basketball player who dates me kind of hits a

rough pack. While the world's been talking about it, I've been betting on it. else do you think I can afford all this? Modeling? This pool? Basketball Boyfriend 1 missed the playoffs. I guess nobody was getting a ring

in this house. Do you like this bad boy? Boyfriend 2 flopped right out of the league. Not that I ever drive. You can text the word Betz B-E-T-S to 3-3-4-3 and I'll send it to you. But I thought she was pretty good at I guess, you know, taking the pass out of herself

that she has unsuccessful. sports relationships. There's one thing about the Kardashians. They don't mind laughing at themselves. Well, not for $10 million. Yeah, they'll do it for money. Yeah. I saw the video recently of Kim and what's the mum's name again? Chris. Chris, talking about how much

they've had done to their faces and stuff. Oh God. And they're honest about it. Yeah, they're just like no, it's not real. I reckon back in the day they wouldn't have been though, when they were like establishing themselves and setting up, keeping up with the Kardashians. Now they've realised that the more brutally honest that they are, the more relatable that they become.

And they've probably also gotten to the point of realizing they can't, you know, it's one of those things that you just can't win. If they don't say this stuff, it's like they're going to get talked about anyway or rip the pieces no matter what. Makes the money out of it. Yeah, might as well. We take the piss out of each other for far less. Dad, speak for Dan.

I get paid plenty. That's the latest in scandal. All thanks to OU.Say, it's not Otago without ORI. He'd to Otagoori.com. I hope Leon heard that, the big boss. He's like, all right, that's good. She's happy with her salary. No more for her.

Clint Megan Dance. Stinky bitch. Time to get naughty at 640. I didn't think I had anything to shout. Oh, but you do. Oh, but you do. I actually think it's almost borderline. We can't talk about it almost, you know?

It's pretty bad. Yeah. Well, my old man brought around a watermelon. I don't know if your parents still drop food off to you sometimes. No, my mom doesn't live in the same city. But sometimes when she doesn't, come on the plane, she puts a stewed down her pants, yeah. That's so good of that.

We'll unpack that tomorrow. We call crock pot. Yeah. It's a crotchpot. She's got a warm. Meg, have you got a tapware container? I've just got something down my pants and need to tip this into. Mum's good old beef crotch pot. Oh, yuck. Anyway, Dad brought around there, yeah, watermelon from Costco and he goes, it'll be the biggest watermelon you've ever seen.

And when he brought around, I was like, jeez, like, it was massive. I was like, I don't know how I'm going to fit that in my fridge. The watermelon? Yeah, and I said to him. Lucky John. I said John Miles was like, Dad, there's no way a watermelon that big is going to taste any good. Like, I think it gets too big,

and then it's all hollow and stuff and whatever. Totally a hack to not get the biggest fruit. Yeah, always get the smaller one, are you? And so I filmed Dad cutting it open to see who was right, me or him. And a little spoiler alert, when we do cut it open, there is like a, almost like a cravat, not like a...

Crevas? You know, in Stranger Things, if you've seen that show, they go into the what is it, upside down and there's like a crack in the ground. Yeah, a large gaping crack. Yeah, yeah, okay. And then, yeah, anyway, this happens.

Dad reckons a watermelon this big can still be good in the middle. I'm not, I think it's too big. It's right, mate. He's cutting it open. Oh, looking good and red. No, that's all good. That's when, Clint, actually, I'll let you say it. No, I'll let you say it.

I just slowly, well, no, I don't. at a normal speed, just put my fingers into the... Two fingers? Yeah, like into the cavernous hole that had been created inside the watermelon because it's gotten so big, just to show how deep the hole went down into the watermelon. And explain to the lovely people listening why you'd put the sound effect with that. I didn't know, I thought it was funny. And so did the Randalls.

Because my cousin Gemma put a laughing emoji on the video. heard from her since July 2019. That got her out of the work. So you fingering and watermelon is what did it for the cousin? She's like, that's a good one, Clint. It's been six years. I've been trying to get a reaction out of her.

How's it going, Cus? Love that. We should catch up. Regan, my other cousin, Dago, yeah, laughing crack up emoji. So Regan loved it. Oh, it's because they're from Dagoville, that's why. There's two Randals. There's two Randals.

And also, my mum also commented on the video as well. What did she say? Well, she just put an emoji in. What kind of emoji do you think my mum used to react to the video? Is it that one where it's like biting its lip? Okay, I'm hoping it's a vomiting. I'm hoping it's a throw-up emoji.

Is it throw up? No, you get one more each because I think you've done biting the lip. Okay, what about a, what about a head exploding or something like that? Okay, like a, oh my God, what are you doing? Yeah. A big egg plant. No. Okay.

She did the clapping of the hands. Like, good job. Oh, good job, son. That was a good technique you did. The most sexual family I've ever met. Anyway, honestly. We're done. Yeah.

I regret that. I love how he's going. We're done. It was his idea to bring it up. Well, you guys had nothing. I panicked. Oh, we did. Clint Megan Dan.

Not reading this text out as a like, look at us. I'm just reading out because I want you to know. But we see your text, man, and we appreciate it. He just said, let's all take a moment to appreciate Clint Meg and Dan. You guys rock, always make my mornings on the farm, we're in the tractor. Fun and enjoyable sets me out for a great day. Thank you, guys. I'd love to swap jobs with Mark for the day, drive a tractor.

Oh, I've always wanted to. Yeah? You always wanted to do any really, like, kind of, like, manly thing. Yeah, I would be terrible at it. Yeah, driving buses, driving the track distance. I want one day when I retire from radio, bus driver. Oh, God, you'd be so crumb. Oh, and he's grumpy enough.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Hey, it's heard the bus. Well, I mean, that's my experience when I was in high school when you catch the bus. They were just always grumpy. Sit down. Maybe they're better now.

Tough job, though. Tough gig. We see you, Mark, and we appreciate you, bro. Right. We love the show. We play every day. 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. easy money.

We haven't had a win in a while. But we wonder if you are like my husband that sits there and doesn't play but says I could do that. And I think it sounds easy. I'm dialing him now because he's never actually being able to play and can't win. I don't have faith in guy.

I don't think he can do it. He's a smart, I must say he is good at these sorts of things You know when... Hello? Morning. Morning. Goody maids.

You say you would be good at easy money and I'm just talking to the boys about it and for some... You know when some people have special or talents he is good at these sorts of things where his brain works fast? Whereas I feel like I'm particularly bad at this sort of... Yeah, it's like when you play like board games and stuff

some people just have really fast ideas speed. Yeah. Let's see how he goes. Let's see. So, Guy, you know, you can't win if you do, but... Yeah. in something. No, no, but guy, I mean, what you're playing for really is for all those people that listen and go, man, I could have done so much better, but

they never call. You're inspiring them if you do well to make them go, actually, bugger it. I will call. Do you know, I feel for him a bit because I think if he does well, people are just going to say I sent it to him. Yeah. And that, you know, I do think, but I can, you know, hand on heart. Here's the thing, guy. If you win this and you get all 10, you win my respect for once. Oh, okay, so that means nothing. Okay, Guy

Carl has given me your sheet which is the letter G G for Guy Okay, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do everything the same so that you feel like you should have the same nerves as anyone else playing All right guy

You have 10 30 seconds ago's 10 answers starting with the letter that the beautiful Meg gives you Cam Pass but no repeated answers Good luck to you guy Okay your letter this morning is G, G for Guy.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Give me a relative. Granny. A country. Greenland. Something you buy at the supermarket.

A guava juice. An adjective. Um, great. Something you find in the garden. Garden snail. A colour. Green. Something you find in a classroom.

A glue stick. Song title. Time, that was a shocker. I got seven from seven. He just ran out of time. We had two people yesterday that are better than you, though, guys. I wouldn't say that was much of an effort, to be honest. Damn.

You don't need my respect. Oh, damn, I don't get your respect, Pam. So we got golden at the end, but that would have been out of time, right, to make eight. Yeah, it might have been just after the buzzer. Yeah, eight's a great show. too long. Oh, guy. That goes, was that 30 seconds?

Yeah. Yeah, you should be quite... That's insane. You should know 30 seconds pretty well. Hey. Time flies when you having fun, guy. I'm sorry. Nothing for you, mate.

It goes quicker, right? I mean, I was, I had you on speaker because I'm feeding a child at the same time, so that's why. Nobody cares. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Love you, bye. Also, he's multitasking, keeping your child alive, while. Plus playing easy money. Yeah, yeah.

It's tricky. Yeah. Bam, I thought it was going to be able to prove that, but no luck. But it has been done multiple times before. Yeah, yeah. You just need to be calm with the pressure. And also, like, maybe drop what you're doing and just focus on the game. Yeah.

Don't drop my baby. I would say, don't drop my baby. Throw whatever you're doing out the window. No. And just focus on it. Clint, Megan Dan. Harry hits harder on the edge. We've waited long enough the way it's finally over.

He is coming down under, and we're the only station with VIP. access with an exclusive flyaway. All you have to do is listen out for two Harry-style songs back-to-back during the Ash London show after three. Give us a call. I heard it yesterday. Or two back-to-back songs? Yeah, I heard it was his new one aperture

and then it was... Yeah, another one. Yeah. You know, the last time we did something like this was Taylor Swift in the Eres tour. Remember that? And we took a whole load of winners over. It was awesome.

It was the most amazing experience. And I saw that people had been trying to buy his tickets. Ticketmaster did say there wasn't going to be any ticket surging. You know that thing that sometimes happens. But some tickets at Madison Square were going for $1,500 and $1,500 US dollars. Oh my God. And they saw somebody that was in the line, I think they were like in the queue 33,000. So it's really hard to get your tickets to go and see him.

Well, the first five people to call through on 0800 the edge when you hear two back-to-back Harry Stiles songs, get themselves in the draw, which will be a very tiny draw by the time we give this one away to see Harry Styles Live in Sydney, VIP. Nice. Be somewhat newer mate and Harry Styles, baby. All right. Easy money, your chance to play for a thousand bucks a grand in the hand. If you can give us 10 answers in 30 seconds.

He can do what Meg's husband guy could not just a few minutes ago. By the way, Biden said absolutely livid. He can do a lot in 30 seconds, just not that. Yeah. He can get his wife there in 30 seconds. I got you, babe. I'm not going to leave them to shit with you. Clint Megan Dan.

See is one past seven, your chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Ten correct dances and 30 seconds with the letter that Meg gives you and the cash is yours. And playing this morning is actually first time caller Poppy. For the first time. Good morning, Pop. Good morning. From Timuru is my, in fact, I think you're the second person to play this week from Timuru. Oh, wow.

Okay, now Poppy, is it true that you want to go to worship drum and bass gig with 1K. Yeah, that would definitely be helpful. Okay. I worship drum and bass. How fast is it like shout to my lord, but with drum and bass behind it? It's a pretty big one. It's supposed to be the biggest one.

Yeah. Subfocus dimension. Sounds epic. Okay, let's get here there, Pop. All right, let's do it. Here we go. Your letter this morning is L. For a look at me at my drum and bass gig.

Okay, here we go, Al. Okay, you ready? Yep. Give me a star sign. Oh, Libra. A fruit or vegetable. Letter. A word Indian H.

H. Oh, at least. Oh, no, pass. A country. Ah, hmm. Path. An occupation. Occupation.

Pass. A sport with a ball. A sport with a ball. The cross. A Disney film? Past. Time, Poppy. Pass four, got three, correct.

He started well two on the trot, and then it was a shock from there. Yeah, I might have gone with life. Yeah, laugh. Yeah, Laugh, Leach, Leach, country is, that was a hard one to be for Liberia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, an occupation lawyer,

landscape of Liberia. Good on you for giving it a bash. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, Poppe. You get at 8 o'clock if you want to ever crack at it. Easy money. $1,000 bucks, up for grabs.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Drops on Prime Video today. The wrecking crew, starring Jason Momoa and our very own Timuera Morrison. Morning, mate. A very good morning, very good morning. To the edge. To who's there.

Is that you, Clint? Yeah, Clint. Is that you? Yeah, I'm here, mate. And Meg. You've been there forever. Yeah, yeah. I know.

He's older than the edge. Hi, Tim. It's me, Meg. And then Dan, he's the new being. You can see me on the. camera hopefully Tim. Tim, every time we try and catch up with you, we get less and less time. We get, you know, now I think we're eight minutes or something.

Eight minutes. You're getting too famous. Oh, that's double the time. The other one's only had four. I've just done a whole lot of them. Tim requested only four minutes. Only had four minutes. But the edge gets eight minutes.

Okay. Hey, great to see you guys. Hey, Adam Sandler, you know how he seems to have all of his mates in all of his movies? We're starting to see a trend. Do you, when you've got a roll, do you flick a miss it's Jason, more and vice versa when he's got a gig, he messages you. Exactly, exactly. He goes like this, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, yeah, bro, what's happening?

Yeah, I need you, I need you. I go, ring Cliff Curtis. I already rang him. I already rang him. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, I'm in. What are we doing? What are we doing now?

I need you, I need you. You're the governor. What? I was just the chief of Maui. Now I'm the governor. Oh, my God. Okay. When you get a text from someone like just, you must have to.

clear the schedule to prioritize him because Dan was telling me you're really busy over the next 12 months. Yeah, three movies I see in 2026, Tim. The phone's ringing, buddy. I'm surprised. The phone's still ringing. A couple of big names on scripts I'm reading at the moment. But look at the executive producer. Oh, yeah, no. DiCaprio and Kevin Costner. That is, mate, that is cool. I'm just reading a script now so my days of being a radio DJ, come on. Hey, him in handy. I read through your filmography and it's like Blockbuster Central. I mean, once

Warriors, obviously. Star Wars, Aquaman, the list goes on. What is the thing that is your most recognised for as an actor? When you're around L.A., when you're around New Zealand, people come up to you. What do they recognise you from? The street now is Bobafat. Even though I've got a helmet on my head, but I'm the good-looking guy with the helmet on his head. Boba-Fat, Django Fat. And remember, I did Django Fat back in the year 2000

and all of a sudden to be asked to come back to play the clone son, Bobafet, unbelievable, after all those time. Of course, in saying that, Once We're Warriors, even though I met a Star Wars event, there's a guy coming up with a Once Were Warriors poster or Once We're Warriors something for me to sign. So that one's always there too. Well, Tim, the phone's still ringing.

I thought, I know our time's running out, but I wanted to see if you could give us some, words of wisdom to the person that feels like it isn't going to happen for them. Maybe they're in their 20s or maybe they're there in their 30s or 40s where they feel like, okay, this is it. This is my max. This is my peak. Give some words of wisdom to the people that you say

that's not where it ends. You just got to keep doing it. And you get better at the craft as well. You've got to realize that they're not going to come and find you. You've got to put yourself out there. So you've got to put yourself in the corridor. If I want to be in the radio business, I've got to get up to

Auckland there and start walking around your guys. If I want to get into the movie business, I've got to go hang out with these movie people, follows with cameras, read some scripts and things like that. You've got to persevere. Focus on the world. Well, I like how that you reference. The phone is still ringing at your age. You only just turned 65 a few weeks ago.

If you come back to New Zealand, you'd probably be able to get the pension. Hey. Or do they send it over to you in LA? Thanks for that reminder. I'm trying to get the young guy rolls, okay? Plenty time for those pensioner rolls. Sorry, Tim. What the hell are you saying that?

live on radio. Cut that's what out. I'm still getting rolls that I'm going to be on the motorbike and, you know, on the horse, riding into the sunset. Come on, man. We're all talking about granddad role. Okay, so if anyone is looking for you to play a role, what is your age span?

What's the youngest you can do and the oldest you can do? Well, definitely 28. I could get to 28 with a bit of makeup. 28. Yes, and I can look 65, but grow my beard a little bit. Yeah. That's very funny, Tim. mate the wrecking crew

Great talking to you guys Yeah it's out on Prime video Great movie Get Amongst it and Tim We always appreciate your time and your energy God you're just Such a such a laugh man Love you guys

Love you guys Love you guys Dave Batista and Jason Momoa Also starring in the Wrecking crew Out on Prime Video From a set today He's such a character I'm exhausted after that

Yeah he's such a character I don't even know what we talked about I honestly can't be get a word on Yeah Clint Megan Dan Scandal with Meg. Scandal is thanks to OUSA. It's not Otago without ORI.

Head to Otagoori.com. The Tyro Banks, America's Next Top Model. Oh my God, I'm so excited. A documentary is coming out. It was absolutely insane. It first started off. If you don't know what America's Next Top Model is,

it was contestants from around America who went... From where? Around America. America. America. America. Who auditioned to be on the show

and then one of them will be named the next top model. and they would get a big modeling contract and money and sponsors. There was a New Zealand version as well, wasn't there? A couple of seasons. There was, there was. Christopher won one of them, I think. And then Danny won the second one.

See, I loved it. I loved it, I loved it. And as the seasons went on, things did get a little crazier. And you've got to remember this was the early 2000s, very different if we had a modeling competition now, I imagine, with what you could say about people. If you could imagine Simon Cowell, but on... people's looks.

You know, like it was very much so, like the entertainment was a little bit in shaming that they'd put on half a KG and were apparently chubby when really they were a standard size 8, you know, just madness, madness. So there's a little bit of the trailer that is coming out for the documentary

exposed in it. I haven't really said much, but now it's time. On America's next top model. We were showing the behind the scenes of what the fashion world was. I wanted to fight against the fashion industry. The only reason the door was open to me was because of Tyra. We had an audience of over 100 million people.

I felt like I was part of something so big. That was a moment where I realized, oh, my God, I think we built a monster. There was a lot of body shaming. We got thin enough. We're not thin enough. We are actually going to switch your ethnicities. Oh, baby girl, baby girl. Things get crazier and crazier.

Going to get a medical procedure as part of a makeover. Look at my teeth. Horific. So, yeah, so they did. I remember that photo shoot where they, and again, at the time, and I was a very young person, at the time, it didn't seem shocking that they'd make a white girl black, or they'd make a black girl into an Asian ethnicity with like changes in makeup and prosthetics and stuff. And then they'd get shamed for apparently not embracing it enough, which is just so wild. Which now is cultural appropriation. Absolutely, absolutely. And all the things that they did, they also had.

makeover episodes without either shave the heads and if they cried they were shamed because oh well if you want to be a model you have to you know be okay with doing these things um i did find a tweet from the first winner who had seen the documentary trailer and this is what she has to say she said i'm deeply grateful i won the first season of top model i think people psycho analyzing it over 20 years later with a woke lens is absurd i don't trust people to manipulate things i say for tv so i decline and everything. Also, the public is cult-like and cruel, so the last thing I want is a bunch of eyeballs on me.

But I do hope the other girls do not have their words twisted on the Netflix show when it comes out. So she's saying she was fine with the process and what happened because it was a different time then. It was 20 years ago. That's what she's saying anyway, but she is also a thin white person. But she said she didn't want to be

involved in the doco because she's like, I don't trust that I was going to enjoy the final cut of myself. But I think there was a lot of stuff back in that time. You could pinpoint any show, Friends, for example. Like American Idol with Simon Cowan, what he used to say about people. Some of the stuff, and it just wouldn't wash now. But it was the norm back then.

It really was. And no one batted an island. Yeah, it was an absolutely wild time. Jess is just sex insane. I remember in the New Zealand one, there was an episode where someone came in with fat clips and checked how much fat everyone had and then shamed them for eating too much when they were literally size zero. Yeah, it was a really insane time. I think there's a lot of things in the world that are probably worse than it was back

then. But this, I think, is one of the things that has got better over time. True. and Dan. Oh, my gosh. He may have remembered last week we did a funeral for Dan's Google history. We did. Yeah, we just felt like it was done for 2026,

but it's been replaced by something rather similar, and we've got a new intro for it. Why? Why? I don't know. What's in Deng's child, QBT? Is it sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery, or just something I feared? It's exactly the same.

So, wait. We didn't even need a funeral. No, last week. No, well, not really. No. It feels like we just don't. like up a whole lot of old stuff you'd Google from back in the day and embarrass you for nothing.

Here's the thing, I don't use chat chippy as much. No, and Dan definitely doesn't use chat. If you are a user, he doesn't talk to it like it's a real person. Because it's not. It's not. No, of course not. They would be crazy. Wait, do you do it?

No. Okay. So you talk to it just like you ask your simple questions. Like this one. Give me a list of different bad foods and how much time they take off your life. Do you remember doing that? Do you remember why? And I remember that was for radio content.

Okay, cool, okay, so that one passes. That's the thing. You're allowed to get away with that one. Now, radio content-wise, I don't think this one's possible. What are some good naughty pickup lines for Tinder? Daniel? Oh, yes, that was for my mistress. I don't know why I would have done that.

Dirty pickup lines. Norty pick-up lines for Tinder. Oh, he remembers. What's the time? Good, my wife's not listening. I actually don't know. I can't explain why I would have done that. I would like to say it was for content.

Do you remember doing naughty pick-up lines for Tinder? What were some of the ones that it gave me? Oh, no. Are you making that up? I would 100% hand-on-heart. You said word for word, what are some good naughty pick-up lines for Tinder? And then chat replied,

winky-face like this one, Dan. Do you know what he would have done? He would have probably been writing erotic fiction and maybe he needed some sort of line and he's asked chat to come up with it. Sounds like something I do, Flip, yeah. And then you asked in another conversation, Is a heart murmur in cats serious?

And then it replied, and then he said, how do I know if my cat has a heart murmur? And then chat replied. And then you said, was Dawn French and Gavin and Stacey? So your cat's fine. That was a big day. Yeah. It was a big day for Dan.

He did get diagnosed with a heart murmur. Literally Dan's ADA. He goes from this life-threatening situation as cats dealing with. I was that chick French? She's not in, by the way. She's not in it. No, she wasn't.

I just thought she was. And heart murmurs are serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely. They can't really explain. But this is, I hope you got the answers that you're looking for. You ask chat, why do I get an erection when I lie on my side? Lots and dangs, child, QBT.

Is it sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Or just something I feared? It's a common issue. Yeah, it happened. With you? No, no, no. Oh, God, no.

No, it's just say, yeah, apparently it just pushes on parts of your body, which, anyway, what's up next? Advice for a lot. I need some advice on that, to be honest. I think you really had a good answer. Yeah, it just said some stuff that, like, it's just because you're, don't worry about it, buddy. I think he even told you, don't worry, you're not attracted to being on your side. No. He gave you that.

That's what I was worried about. The Clint McGon-Dan podcast. When therapy's too expensive, you can call. under the edge. It's Clint Megan Dance. Advice, Rule Let's. What's going on in your world that you need a little advice for?

We spin the wheel. If it lands on our name, we get to give the advice. The other two have to remain silent, even though they may have better advice to give. Here is some of the advice that has been given in the past. This is probably not great advice,

I wouldn't have thought. What's a good way to start a business or... Get a sugar daddy. That's what I'd say. I'm not that good looking, Dan. I'd probably have as much luck getting a sugar daddy as you would. Yeah, yeah.

This is one of Dan's better moments, I'm not sure. I've been doing Renos lately with my partner. We've ripped up the tiles, though, and found Bora in the frame. Oh, dear. Have you heard the saying? Whenever there's Bora, there's usually more. It's not a saying, but you're actually right. Yeah, I think it should be a saying.

We should. Yeah, absolutely. All right, let's get into this morning's one. It texts our cat turned 16 this year and is blind and deaf. We love him. But is it time for us to put him down? Blind and deaf, yeah. We're going to spin the wheel.

Here we go. It's landed on me, Dan. Look, if I'm honest, being blind and deaf, where is the quality of life? I mean, it's a cat as well, so I don't know. Could I? Would you can't. Can't say? I would say.

If you can't see and you can't hear, And you just, like... If it was a young cad and it was coping and it was blind and deaf, and it's still living its life, I'd go keep it alive. But because it's 16 and blind and deaf, I'd go let it...

Send it to the rainbow bridge. When your blind and deaf remind me of that, I'll put you down. I will. Right, let's go to another text. Okay, I hate my job. Do I be dramatic and quit to move overseas or stick it out and hope it gets better?

Spinning the wheel. Land it on. Meg. Yeah, right. I say you stay. You stay and you... What, the job you hate? Oh yes, you stick around, you stick around, you stay,

and you don't move anywhere. You just stay in the same place because I recognise the name and sometimes you look after my children. So you're not going to... Does she mean the job looking after your kids? Does she do other jobs? Just you.

You stay, you stay. Don't they say, like, a great contract as a dream killer? So if you earn a lot of money doing what you're doing, it kills your dreams because it's too hard to walk away from the price tax. I know what you'd say. You'd say go overseas, eh, Clint? Yeah, you should.

Yeah, you should. Yeah, but he just earns too much money. Yeah, you should go overseas. Sorry, it wasn't my turn. Okay, if you've, if you're looking for free advice, 0-800, we'll spin the wheel and see if maybe one of us has the answer for you. I've also got $50 dollar vouchers to give away as well. Do you want to give us a call?

I have an Lans. I can't read out. No, that's not. okay Hayden. No, yeah. Absolutely not. That was actually an ad though back in the day. Unless it's Clint's mum, then I'd let it go.

Can't read that out. When therapy's too expensive, you can call Oh it Under the Edge. It's Clint Megan Dance. Advice Roulette. Apologies, but can I just give you a peep behind the curtain because they say it's disgusting. Meg and I just had to leave the studio because Clint dropped his guts.

Okay? Guys, we're professionals. Yes, we are professionals And that's why you shouldn't do that They just have a little snarky smile on your face Until we smell it Back in here, Megan You know, this is an HR

And I'm going to be emailing HR after this I'm sick of it I'm sick of it Sick of it, this is the first time No, it's a daily occurrence Why don't have a sore tummy all day? Okay, but you've given Megan I a sore tummy now I do feel nauseous

Right, let's go out of the edge Benny First time, call her! Hello, hello, how are we? First ever time, shut up For the first time Oh, stranger For the first time Welcome

Welcome to the show Benny What's your question That you'd like one of us to answer for you? Oh, man, I wanted to have a get rich quick scheme mate Oh, get quick rich Yeah, you'd want You know, rather than on a normal Monday to Friday work You know, just screw work all in like to give entirely

Just get rich quick Okay Did you say get quick, um Get Quick rich, Meg? Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be good for this one. No, we can't. Rick quick. Let's hope it doesn't hang on me.

Spinning the wheel, Beny. He's going to give you a bye. Okay. Oh, Daniel. It just landed on me. You know what, Benny? You want to get rich boy. What do you look like looks wise?

Describe yourself to us. Full throat tattoo, pet tattoo, dirty moustache. I look like a criminal, but I'm not a I don't look like one. I must know that that's how you describe yourself. Now, there would be a market for this on a little website I like to call OnlyFans. Now, you could do anything from feetpicks to a little bit of, you know, sensual stuff.

I don't know what it is. I would just start dabbling in it. Give it a go. Keep your current job. Couldn't he just marry rich like you did? Yeah. That's easier said than done. I was going to say vending machines, Benny.

Look into them, mate. Those things are like printing money. But anyway, it wasn't my turn. Also, just side note, how. How did you convince your pioneer to let you have a neck tattoo? I didn't tell her, didn't tell my bosses, took the day off work, got my full throat tattoo. Same for my head tattoo, didn't tell anybody, put the day off work, didn't tell the misses, didn't tell the bosses. What you must say when she saw it?

Oh, she was gobsmacked. She was like, what have you done? What about mum? And then like a week later, I got the other side of my neck done and then about two weeks later about the middle of my throat done. It's a 21 hours all up. And, gosh, it's a... And she's still with you? The full thing.

Yeah, surprisingly This is not good Clint's going to turn up with a throat tattoo tomorrow Hey, we got a $50 on a voucher Then you and go spend a Pizza Hut Uh Benny, appreciate you cool, bro Thanks Benny Good on Beny

Yeah, you can try crafted flats today From your local pizza hut too Good luck for the only fans Yeah Okay, do you want to eat one more Yes, do one more I just woke up and there's a massive wetter in the shower I need to have a shower

But it's terrifying Off we go That's a tricky one I hate wetters Clint Just turn the shower on I think you would eventually drown it. Oh, you can't know.

You can't kill a wetter. You're monster. Well, she can't. Obviously, I would just take it out of the shower, but that's obviously not an option or you wouldn't have texted in. Just turn the shower on, or at least that'll slow it down. It'll get a little bit like, I don't know, it's probably like waterboarding a wetter slightly,

and then while it's coughing and spluttering, then take it out and it won't try and run up your arms. What an animal. What an animal. You want to torture it first. I mean, just, I don't know, just weaken it, you know, so it can't attack it. You're listening to Megan Dan on the edge.

Clint has been fired. Shocker. Mourfy man. Just get a cut, put it over the weather, take it out. Yeah, slip some paper underneath that. Hey, hey, hey. The wheels did not choose you. That's true. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh go!

The edge. Morning, thank you, Glenn, for the news update. If Brian Tamiki doesn't get arrested on Saturday, what the heck are we doing? I know. If I left the show right now instead of walking over the harbour bridge, that'd lock me up. Yeah, and he's been denied permission.

so you can't plead ignorant. So if you do it without permission and you end up causing a disruption to the public, surely you get arrested? He's a nightmare. He's a nightmare. He's a nightmare. All right, a thousand bucks up for grabs right now. Just give us 10 answers, starting with the letter.

He gives you inside 30 seconds. Tracy, let's go. Let's get you $1,000. Be nice. It will be nice. We'll be nice. We will. Okay, we'll be nice now, seeing you've asked.

Okay, what is your letter? Her letter is V But I sometimes think the harder letters No, no, honestly you're good Because your brain can pinpoint them better Because there are less options for your brain to look for And there's always the obvious one Yeah, you believe that

Okay, hey, be nice Okay, here we go Your letter is V Give me a city Venus Something you'd use while baking Pass A song title

A female celebrity Vicky pass Something you buy from the chemist Oh my Oh my God A TV show I just looked up for a celebrity Vicky Pass

That's not a person Vicky Pass I will go through them Tracy And I'm not trying to be mean here But something you do use while baking Is vegetable oil vanilla essence A song title Valerie

Versace on the floor That was a hard one I must say Female celebrity Victoria Beckham, very famous at the moment. Something you buy from the chemist. Vitamins, Vaseline, Vicks. T-E-E show. That was a hard one, too. Virgin River Vandenpump rules.

Vikings? Yeah. I mean, when you have the answers in front of you like we do, it's easy. I'm sorry. But you're doing, Tracy. So well done. Well, she did, geez. I don't know.

You clearly did not. All right, back again tomorrow morning. It's seven and eight if you want a chance to score a thousand bucks. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. is Meg and Dad. Extremely good at everything. I mean, let's be honest, Meg, if we put it out there, he is good.

Anything he puts his mind to, he will be as good as he can. I think what comes down to is, two things. One, the stubbornness. Yeah, intense stubbornness. And also, I do think there is just a natural, you're probably just naturally talented,

but a confidence. You think, okay, I'll give it a good shot, whereas a lot of people doubt themselves and then prove themselves right. And we grew up in a very competitive household as well. So, privilege. Well, competitive. Yeah.

And you're probably listening now and going, every friend group has that. And it's true. Clint's that person for us. Yeah, he's the person that you... Or am I just a seven out of ten? But comparatively, against you, Meg, and you, Dan,

I seem like a ten in your eyes. And so what does that put us at a three? Wow. You know, I... What are we talking about looks or skills here? Or everything. I'm so confused. You know, here's an arse.

though we must say, I have to admit that. He's good at that. I might not be a 10 and everything, I'm like a 7, but in your eyes, I'm a 10. So anyway. But she still makes me a 3. I'm still confused with the complimenters. He's even good, results. Right. Well, Dan, so Dan,

your specialty skill is go-kart racing. Yeah, I used to do it when I was a kid. I was quite good at it. I gave up when I was like 10 or 11, okay, because it got too expensive. I'm challenging Clint at the end of this week to a go-kart race. One time-laped each and then the winner takes it all. Okay, and my mum ended up putting $100 down as a wager,

saying that I would win, and then your mum did 50. But then she found out that she'd obviously waged less money than mine which made her seem less confident in your ability, so I challenged her to up her bet. Jules, do you want to get $200 on down now? I'm not prepared to bet that, but I'll match Christine, so I'll go $100. Oh, okay. Mums have got some skis.

Good in the game. Okay, so the mum's at risk to lose 100 bucks. Someone's got to win it, so it could be you. Oh, 800 the edge. And Carl says he's got some more good news. Oh, okay. Okay, so what are you guys doing at 11 o'clock today? Jim.

Okay, cancel the gym. I've got you guys a go-car track for an hour to go do some practice laps. Sounds better than the gym. Yeah. It's a yes from me. Ace Motorsport and Mount Smart Stadium. Got hold of Stephen Rachel there. They've got New Zealand's fastest outdoor.

like rental cars. These things are quick. Okay. So do you guys both need the practice? Well it'd be good to learn the track. I think Clint would need to learn the track to be fast. Or even Formula One drivers need practice. Not me though. Okay. So Clint's clearly better than Formula One driver's brilliant.

Okay and the other thing, the other good news, to make this a little more interesting, we've got 200 bucks. So what your mum said that they were going to put on you guys as a wager, the boss said yeah, I'll Double it. So one lucky listener can win 200 bucks if they put the money on the right person.

Yeah, I like that car because normally you'd say, oh, you get one person voting for Clint, one person voting for Dan, and then somebody always wins. But let's just do one person. Yeah. And it's either all or nothing. $200 goes to you or not on who you think is going to win. Okay. If you want a back winning horse, give us a call, 0800 the edge. Clint's 9x will pitch why you need to put like all your balls in our pot.

All your balls in our pot. Are you nervous or what? I am nervous now. Now there's money on the line. I'll give you 30 seconds each. Put all your eggs in our basket? That's what I should have said. It's easily done, Dan.

It's all right. It's easily done. I see how it can happen. 30 seconds each, that's all you get, because otherwise it's just going to go on and on. And you're not allowed to interrupt the other person when they're talking either. Okay.

Right? Someone said they'll give me $50 if I win. Give us call. Oh, 800 the edge. $200 is yours if you back the right person, but they do get to pitch. All your balls in my pot, please. That's all I ask.

Right, should I leave? Okay, bye. At the end of this week, we will know who's been running their mouth and who's putting their money where their mouth is. Your chance to win 200 bucks if you back either myself or Dan to win a go a cart race at the end of this week. Can I have a little private conversation with you, Clint, for a second? Of course. Make it quick.

I'm worried that you're not going to take it seriously because it's going to look really mean if you beat Dan in his favourite thing. And you, the thing is this only works if you do your best, okay? It only works if you do your best. If Dan promises not to cry. Clint, if you can beat me at go-karting, hats off to you. Because that's your specialty skill there.

Yeah. That's off to you. I doubt that you will. I don't need your empathy to come in here, Clint, and then, like, you know, pull back a bit because you don't want to hurt his feelings. Yeah, go hard, Clint. Yeah.

Go hard or go home. Okay. Well, we've got $200 to give away. $100 of that is either Dad's Mum Julie's money or Christine Randall Clint's money, plus the boss has doubled it. $200, you have to vote for one person if they win. you win that money and they're going to be practicing today, Ace Motorsport at Mount Smart

Stadium. Thank you, Stephen Rachel. Laura, good morning. Good morning. How are we? We're very well, thank you. I'm very excited. So the boys are going head to head, Dan and Clint.

Do you feel like you're leaning towards somebody before the 30 seconds? No, we don't want to hear that at all. Okay, I'll... No, without giving a name, do you have a favourite already? Yeah. Well, I'm divided with my partner between one and the other, so it's really. really about the pitch. Okay, good.

Which is mine at the end of the day. Great. Let's know what you guys would say if you can sway me. Now, Laura, would you like one person to go first? Dan or Clint? We'll hear from Clint. Okay, Clint, 30 seconds only. I know that's hard for you.

Sure, sure. I can do that. Good luck, Clint. Okay, you'll need it. Your time starts now. Laura, this morning I will not share my opinion to coerce you into backing me. I will only remind you of the undeniable and undebatable

facts. Two years ago, little Daniel challenged me to a 100 meter sprint race after saying that he would quote, thrash me. He was so certain that he would win. He waged his own cat against my thousand dollars. You've got three seconds. He lost. Last year, Tiny Dan challenged me to a sea biscuit competition. Despite me giving him a 10 to one handicap.

After falling off eight times in a row, Dan quit and lost. My cleanse, been melancholy. So with 10 seconds left to conclude. Not. Here we find ourselves again, Laura, for the third time. Miniature Dan, naively confident that he will thrash me, when the only thing being thrashed is his confidence year after year. Thank you for that, Clinton.

Very long one there. That was quite long. Hit the jams. Okay, well, I get to say that, Dan, please. Stay in your lane for this one, so, Dad, go. Hamilton, Vastappen, Shoemaker, Webby. What do these names have in common? They all have proven pedigree on track,

but above all, their names you can trust. Dharma, Zhongung, Cosby, Randall. What do these names have in common? They're all terrible drivers, and some of the most trustworthy names, untrustworthy names. But this is not a question of trust. It's a question of speed. And what man can finish quicker?

Who better to ask than the person who knows me the most? My wife. He's pretty quick, to be honest, usually all done within about 30 seconds or so. What's this for? So who are you backing, Laura? A proven winner or a man that came eighth, a New Zealand Idol? You do the mass. That's a weird way to kick me with him.

Well, not down, but he's down. He's down, Laura. Come on. Laura, you get to choose one person, $200. Who are you putting it behind? Clint or Dan. Sorry, it's got to be Dan today. There's going to be two losers at the end of this week now.

Dan and Laura. You're your mom. You poor thing. No way. Thanks, Laura. touch with you and well done dad look it's going to be over a second as well I reckon I'm going to

thrash him and as my mum would say thrash his ass no she said you'd thrash the ass off me oh whatever Clint megand it is no secret that on the show I'm the big fan of AI music I know you guys especially

you Dan you think it's like it's just taking away creativity it's an embarrassment to music but I think it's incredible what computers can whip up in half the time if I was a I should not be nervous. Yeah, actually, a study came out this week saying that AI is getting very, very close to the same creativity as humans now. And now they're like talking to each other and they're not even using English.

They've got their own language. It's crazy. Anyway, who's doing it better? Real music or fake music? First up, we have Drake. Who's cutting in it? Who's kind of... He's one of the best in the biz.

In fact, he is the most successful artist of all time when you look at streaming. What is he done? recently. He released any things because I've been away? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, he releases one song

and it goes gangbusters every time. That's true. Okay. What about the AI version? Who's calling my phone? Who's calling my phone? Who's calling that shit? Who's calling my phone?

No, I think Drake's better. Oh, okay. What do you think? Yeah, I prefer the Drake version. But that's not always the case with this segment, unfortunately. No. Oh, now.

It's like a man that's pulling out of pay with a lot of people. people recently, for whatever reason. He's not as cool as he used to be. I mean, I'm... I mean, I'm... Oh. Hard to go against Olivia Dean. She can do no wrong at the moment, right?

I'm a artist in the world at the moment. What about a reggae cover of this? So I say Olivia's speed out. Okay, so you're giving it to Olivia. Man, fake music's really taking a beating this week. Yeah. I mean, it's good again. It's a solid effort, but I'd still think the human aspect

with Olivia, the nuance in her voice, still good. I think fake music might have the last round. Do you want to hear a 1950s soul version? Okay. It's better than one does win. Fake music, I think, missed out this week, though, for the first time in a long time. Three to one.

What's going on? But if you do like fake music crap, so... But if you do like fake music, there's a great album called Heartbreak Club, K-L-U-B. Make some bags on there. Yeah. The computer just really knows what it's doing. The thing that Epps scares me every time we do this game, though, is look how far it's come in the last year or so.

In a year. Like when we played this game a year ago, it wasn't as good. Yeah. It's learning so quickly. Oh, man. Produce car. There's this terrifying saying that's going around like the community, like tech community, their AI. And they're just, there's people go, this is the dumbest it will ever be.

Yep. And it's blowing our minds. 100%. True. Oh, gosh. Clint, Megan Dan. My darling daughter, Daisy. It's four years old.

She said something to me the other day that I got her to repeat and record because I thought, that sounds interesting. My husband guy is a stay-at-home dad, so he spends a lot of his time or all his time, mostly with the girls, Miller and Daisy, and looks after them while I go to work. And I'll play you what she said to me happened when I was at work the other day. So was Daddy on the phone to Auntie Bex this morning? Yeah. And was Auntie Bex naked?

Yeah. No, no. Brilliant. So... I couldn't understand. Where'd she said? So she said that Auntie Bex, which is one of my friends,

not actually an auntie, you know, just what you say. Auntie Bex was naked on FaceTime to my husband guy who was also naked. Oh. So we... I love that she was like, Ann, Anne, Anne, and!

She wanted to make sure you knew. He's a sucker punch, mum. So we called Bex, my friend, yesterday on the podcast, to get her, please explain. And it turns out that She was calling me. She's five weeks postpartum.

She was a bit upset, and she was calling me for a vent and forgot that I was at work. So Guy answered, and Guy had no clothes on, and I'm five weeks postpartum, so I also had no clothes on because I was holding a baby,

crying, just wanting to vent to my best friend, and I couldn't. How long was the phone call? Oh, I can see that. Oh, we ended up talking for about nine of four. Oh, my God. Thank you, Banks. Yeah, we went to do a little bit.

a cool guy to see if their stories matched up. You can hear it all on the podcast, the 3-3-4-3. But I do not think that my best friend and my husband are chatting, no, there. It's very close. It was very, it was very... Fun investigation.

It was indeed, but I thought, surely I can't be the only one that has had a child dobs somebody else in. Well, she was dobing in her dear old dad. Your daughter snitching on him. Really, there was nothing untoward going on. What did the kids say

that caused trouble is what we want to know? Yeah, we want to hear from the little snitch say. No, okay, stop calling my... daughter, isn't it? Well, she's definitely team mum. Yeah, that's good to know, eh? My son's been reading, I read the son, my son, Bad Jelly the Witch. Yes.

This is like Ben-Tos's his favourite thing. And we went into a shop the other day, and the lady served us, and he pointed at her. She had a big nose. And he said, Daddy Witch. That's terrible. Daddy Witch, like that, right in front of it. What you need to teach him is you're not allowed to comment on anybody's bodies or things that you can't change in 30 seconds.

True, yeah, he doesn't know that. That's a good rule. If you can't change you in 30 seconds, don't comment. Daddy, Witch. Produce a car? Yeah, I got one of these. Clint, I don't think I've ever told you this, actually, but I've got one from your son, Ty.

So a couple of years ago when my wife and I, we just bought our house, we just got out of lockdown, and we went and hung out with you guys. You were one of the first people we went out with, and invited you over to our house. We were so house-proud, and it was awesome. You came over, we had lunch, and then you went back. The next time I saw you guys, I was talking to Ty,

and I was like, hey, thanks for coming over the other day, Ty. And Ty goes, mum and dad said it's just too far away. Sorry, you can't live in the rich suburbs. He talked to so hard, bro. So apparently in the car on the way, I hope you guys comments it on how far away was. It's a bit of a shabby. We love car, but man, he lives far away. Never again.

Or never go there again. Sometimes, Ty might want to swing by your place before touch or whatever. I'm like, mate, we can't get there and back in 10 minutes, mate. Oh no, he also mentioned we didn't have a pool, so yeah, it's far away and it doesn't have a pool. Yeah, they said it was small. Nightmare. Right, 0,800 the year to Texas, 3, 3, 4, 3, what did the kids say that caused trouble? Clint, Meg and Dan.

Words came out of Mick's daughter's mouth that she had never heard before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was chatting to me and let me know what Dad got up to when I was away at work earning the money. So was Daddy on the phone to Auntie Biggs this morning? Yeah. And was Auntie Biggs naked? Yeah. And Dad has no one there.

Brilliant. Text podcasted 33443. We discussed it yesterday. Did a bit of an investigation that you can listen to in your own time if you'd like. Yeah, so we want to know, 0-800, the edge of Texas 33-4-3. What did the kids say that caused trouble? It doesn't have to be snitching. Just something that they said that caused a little bit of like,

oh gosh, where's that filter that normally adults would know not to say that out loud? Someone's text through it in health class. A kid asked, what is acne? Another kid put her hand up and pointed at me and said she's got it. Oh, imagine that in a health class. You never get any over that one. You never forget. You're never going to forget that one.

You never. All parents can relate to this. My kid's 12, but kids 10 and under, eight for free. So when we got to the counter and they asked how old my daughter was, I said she's 10. She immediately corrected me and said, no, I'm not. You can't have the kid around when you say your age is younger. 100% or you've definitely

got to have a conversation with them before you get to the camera. Yeah, and even then you can't trust them. Nah. This text before getting into the phones. The same scenario happened when my sister and I were kids,

my sister saw my mum's best friend in our parents' bed. My sister was around too. My parents split for a while my dad still denies it to this day so they don't know if the sister made it up. Wow. It was real.

Hey, let's go to Connie. Oh, I hand to the edge. Hey, Connie. Hi. Hi. What did the kids say that got you in trouble or someone in trouble.

A snitch. Well, we were out on a walking trail with my two young sons, and elderly couple were walking towards us, and they stopped to say hello, and mid-conversation, my five-year-old said, did you know your lips have the same skin as your butthole? What is he said? Which I think is a fact, because it's a true, he's a smiling boy, but it's also...

Apparently it's a fact, but, man, we were mortified. You're like, where did you learn that? Yeah, thanks for that. What do you say to it too? Like, oh, cool, bud. Good fact, son. I think the elderly couple weren't really sure what they said. They kind of fumbled and we said, okay, bye.

The old man pointed to, and he said, told you so. We shouldn't have told them to soft talk to. Karen, morning. Morning. Morning, my three-year-old has absolutely no filter and is good confidence. and we were in Australia and we don't normally take the children out for dinner because they are very busy children.

Fair enough. And I took the girls to the bathroom and came back and my three-year-old waxed a stranger on the leg and says, Daddy, we don't talk to strangers. And the eyes bulged out of this guy's head and the heel that he was with

she went all white as a ghost and then I popped around the corner and she looks up and goes, oh, you're not my dad. So she just told this guy off of the girlfriend and say, why are you talking to little girls? She's saying don't talk to strangers. Oh, man.

Yeah, why is daddy women or a woman? That's a hard, please explain, I think. That's a very hard please explain when all the little kids calls him daddy. Let's go into Brad, Brad. Morning, what did the kids say? Well, one day at a softball game, my goddaughter yells out to a larger lady was wearing a full track suit and purple.

No, no. Dad, there's Barney. Party the Dinosauri. Oh, no. It's tough, hey, it's tough. Remember that, oh, God. You can try and teach them the 30-second rule. That poor woman.

They can't change the 30-second. Oh, no. Dad, Dad. I hope she didn't hear. I love you. Oh, please. A nostalgia. Hey, Brad, we've got a $50 dollar voucher that you can go spend a Pizza Hut, mate.

You can choose Better Lunch, Crafted Flats, new from Pizza Hut. Try it today from your local. Cool. We'll finish with this one from Ashley. My bestie found out her hubby was cheating because her kid told her about daddy's bed friend. Bed friend, so maybe if she got caught him, he was like, she's my bed friend, darling, don't worry about it.

Don't tell anyone. Wow. Damn. Bed friend. Wow. Be careful. Bearded friend or bedfriend? Like bearded.

He should have gone with bearded. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, Find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is. Rover, Music, Radio, Podcasts.