The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW my cats a rug muncher!

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, Clint, Megan, and Dan start with an eagerly anticipated Harry Styles countdown for new music that turns out to be just a countdown for another countdown. They discuss toxic mother-in-law experiences, spurred by recent public statements from Brooklyn Beckham about his strained relationship with parents David and Victoria Beckham. The team also holds a funeral for Dan's Google History segment, welcoming a fresh start for 2026. Plus, listeners share their embarrassing doctor stories, Megan talks about Hillary Duff's music comeback, and they interview Sophie Ellis-Bextor about her career and upcoming tour in New Zealand. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening02:59 Discussion on Music Releases and Marketing05:05 Throwback Music and Nostalgia06:41 Listener Calls and Personal Stories18:16 Advice Roulette and Listener Interaction27:44 Debate on Clothing Hygiene33:16 Debating the Freshness of Socks and Underwear34:45 Hillary Duff's Comeback Performance38:34 Farewell to Dan's Google History Segment43:18 Embarrassing Doctor Moments57:23 Brooklyn Beckham Family Drama01:08:57 Interview with Sophie Ellis-Bextor

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge is back in the best way. Make sure your 2026 is Kenton. Here's Clint Meg and Dan. Good morning, bang on 6 o'clock.

Welcome. Appreciate you choosing us this morning. 31 seconds, 30, 29. 28. Apparently 28 seconds until Bray New Harry Styles is coming out. Wow. I thought we could listen to it live together. We never.

they get new music at 6am. It's usually on a Thursday about 5pm. Yeah, what's going on there? Well, I guess he's the UK. Normally artists are in the US, and so that would be the best time for them. Right. That's 6pm for them.

Isn't it? Yeah. Oh, great band, all this is in your music? Four, three, two, one, apparently. Okay, refresh your Spotify for it. Come on, Clint. It's the most highly anticipated single of the year.

We haven't heard from Harry or new music from him since 2022. Since then, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard trial, has happened. The last of us came out. Wow.

We didn't have chat GPT. Saltburn came out. The Brat era. Transmission Gully was still underway. Under construction. I mean, the fact that we've got AI in the time that the last album came out is crazy and it was only four or five years ago.

Is it out, Clint? No. Still not. Right. No. I'm just having a look. It's still got single 2017, album 2017, 2019, 2022. Refresh, refresh, refresh.

Do you think if he's doing the countdown, someone has to be sitting there on their computer going, and publish? Then they've gone, shit, I'm off the Wi-Fi. They're not a schemas us. What's the Wi-Fi password? Should we play a song and then come back and hopefully by then Harry's team's got their shit together?

Yeah, we can absolutely do that. I've gone to the link that it takes me to. Well, it's got to when you go to the doctors, and they go, hey, come with me, and you think, yes, now they're going to see me that just move you to another waiting room. You sure it is the single and it's not just announcing a new vinyl variant or something?

Probably that, Dad. Yeah. Better not be. Otherwise, we're going to find another break for eight o'clock. Probably that, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Where is Harry?

My house. So, yeah, it was a countdown this morning to 6 a.m. And then it said, new single, Aperture. Aperture. I don't know, what does it mean? Aperture. It's like something to do with photography.

Yeah, like you've got a, the aperture is kind of how much light you let in. Oh. Yeah. It's like the shutter. So maybe it's a metaphor to how much light you let in. But, yeah, it's, so it's a new single aperture and then it's said in two days' time. You can't do a countdown for a countdown. Isn't that ridiculous?

It's so bad. Yeah. Like we already knew there was something coming out at some point in the next couple of weeks. Yeah. So now he's on a countdown to announce that there is now another countdown to Friday. Stop it. That's so pick me. Come on, Harry. You're already Harry Stiles.

Stop it. I feel like, and I know we can say that they're completely ahead of their marketing PR teams, but I feel like Taylor and him both have terrible PR marketing teams in the way of like, stop releasing new types of vinyl or new cassettes or like all this. It's all like so mass. Just give me the song. I think it started out fun. Like there was a few artists.

Even Taylor Swift did the beginning. She'd do a couple of variants of vinyl, different colour things. But now they're going, if you want to, The late-night version. It's $70 more. Yeah. And they're releasing 10 of them. And you're like, what the hell are you doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like a tease, but no, when it comes to my music. Oh, yeah. I was just thinking, some things I like to be teased with. Like what? A boob. Yeah, like. Jamie's like, this Friday are going to get this.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. As long as I don't get to Friday, she goes, two more days. And I'm like, that's Sunday! I'm announcing that on Sunday, we're going to have sex. I know some things are exciting to, you know, be led down a little trail with new music. Nah, not about it. Yeah. That's such a shame.

Yeah, we need to like, we need to throw shade it, Harry, and we could do it. Countdown to a countdown. What's really funny is we were like, look how cool Harry is releasing music on a Wednesday. And we never do it on a Friday. And he's like, no, I'm just like everyone else. I am just the same. Now I wanted some Harry Style. Should we do a Harry Styles throwback?

Yes, can we do... I don't think he deserves it. Oh, someone's a bit stroppy because of it. Okay, fine. Can we treat them kindness? It's a good upbeat one. Yeah. Is it treat people with kindness?

Yeah. That's off his second album, isn't it? A fine line? Hmm, let me see if we've got it. It definitely will be in the system. It's called treat people with kindness. It's on the system. I thought we played it.

Really? We played it. I mean, I was going to say I could play it off Spotify, but that's generally, I frowned upon by the music. We played it. We definitely played it. This is his best song. Okay, talk amongst yourselves. Let me see. Or the other option is, because I was going to do day in music, this day in 2007, Mika released their song, Grace Kelly. That's another good song. That is another curly-haired, brown white man.

Yeah. So he was like, Harry before Harry, why don't we play Mika? Yeah. That's a hell of a pivot. Which was? So, Grace Kelly by Mika was on his day, released in 2007. It's a throwback. Okay.

And you know what I like about that? It's a white guy with quirky clothing. Yeah. You know what I like about that is that, you know, shame on Harry Stiles. Yeah. You know. He was kind of Harry before Harry in a way. He was Harry before.

People say that. I've always said that. True. I've always said that, Mika. Yeah. What a song. Get up and dance. Pull your car over and get out.

And shame on you, Harry, Stiles. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Out on this day, how many years ago? It was 2007, so you do the math. Okay, 19 years ago. Oh, oh. 19, isn't that crazy? Isn't that unbelievable?

Almost two decades. That's out. I didn't even think that. I said 2007, I thought, oh, 10 years ago. That's terrible math. When I was saying I was 19, 10 years ago. Yeah. Isn't that amazing?

I saw that trend Cal was doing. He was going around the edge office asking people what year they were born. They'd be like, 2003. And then they'd go to someone else and they'd go, 19. We'll just cut to dinosaur footage. It was like, shut up, man. Princess. Yeah, so I was just starting primary school around them.

What were you guys up to? I had my first boyfriend at 17. I was doing New Zealand. I lost my virginity. I was 21. Wow. Don't let the sun. What did you do?

We've been down on me, I think I did. We haven't spoken about your idol time for a while. What did you audition with? Oh, I did Don't Let the Sun Go Down to Me by Elton John. What the hell? And that had just come out, by the way. I have not, you think. It was a new...

It was his new single. American woman, Lenny Kravitz. Oh, you would. Knocking on Heaven's Door, Guns and Roses. So wrong. Very superstitious, Stevie Wonder. And so did you audition straight for the judges, or did you go through, like, producers and stuff

before you got on? So the first year, I went to the first season of New Zealand, like the Be and Lammis year, I made it to, I mean, everyone goes to the producers. And I got, oh, thanks very much for coming. Have a nice day. See you later. I was like, oh. I was like, and I didn't know not everyone went to the judges, but of course not everyone does. Imagine how long the days would be, right? So what song was that that they denied you? Oh, I don't know.

It was so, that was so long ago. I can't really remember. I probably blanked. Oh, I think it was a Westlife song or something like that. Oh, of course. And that would have been hard to do all the bits, but, yeah. Yeah, and then the second year I went back And I got past the producers

And I got to the judges And must be in a weaker pool that year Yeah, yeah, less people And I remember I did my song And then I stopped And the judges said, keep going And I was like, oh crap Because I'd learnt a verse and chorus

Like I was top verse in chorus And I just thrashed it in rehearsal, right? So I did my verse and chorus and stopped And then I didn't know the second verse I did know, but at the time I just forgot it. And then I said, I've got another song, which is what they said, prepare a second song in case. And one of the judges goes, yeah, okay, let's hear that.

And I say, go to start the second song, oh, bloody Stevie, what's his name? Frankie Stevens. Frankie Stevens. Frankie Stevens. Frankie Stevens goes, no, actually, you know what? I'm going to stop you there, mate. You've had an opportunity here, and you've let yourself down by not knowing your song. And other people have come here. And I was like, and then I, you know me, I,

I like to have an argument, especially when I know I'm not wrong. And I was like, no, no, no. Actually, I've done exactly what you asked. I've prepared a verse and chorus, and I've prepared a second song in case you wanted to hear more. And that's what you're asking me to do. And as soon as I said arguing, I knew it was game over. And he goes, sorry, mate, there's the door.

I'm so relieved that we weren't friends with him there. He would have been insuffable for weeks. So Frankie Stevens. So there was the second time. So then the third season came round. I was like I felt like I was hard done by the year before. So you tried three times. So I went the third time.

And I got to the judges and did my thing somewhere over the rainbow or something. And then I got through. I got through the third season. And again, every season I think less people apply. Was Frankie in at the third season? Or did he left by then? Yeah, he was still there. He was there the whole way through.

And so he was like, oh, you're through this time. Yeah. And I don't know if you remember me as the businessman and argument with the year before. God, if someone still has that footage somewhere, can we please get hold of the footage of Clint having an argument? argument with Frankie Stevens. People were posting videos of me on Idaho onto YouTube and I used to email

them pretending I was my agent like, hey look, copyright issues, you don't have permission to post this, you're going to have to take it down. We've got the fiscal of the day coming up next. My God. You can let us know what you were doing 19 years ago.

Clint McGuendan. Lesh-Go! Ciennes Barrow. Oh, it's hilarious, that song. Isn't it? I'm so sorry. Hell of a voice. Hello. Wait, is Siena Spera, is she the AI person or is she real?

No, she's real. Oh, right. Yeah. It is hard, though, eh. It is hard. And then there are other artists now that I've known and loved, and I hear they're using AI to manipulate their vocal and sounds slightly different. Isn't that auto-tune?

Haven't we have that? Yeah, but that's what I mean. Where's the line between auto-tuning and your voice and then getting AI to give it a bit more, like, character? Well, Me could release a single. Can I have that? Imagine we should release a single knowing that. Imagine we should. should try that. You should do a song and then we get AI to go, can you make this better?

Okay. And then once we get it, then we go, and can you make it even better? You know what we can do. One more try. Take as long as you need. First call of the day. First call on the day. First call on the day. All right, Vanessa, is our first caller of the day this morning. Morning, Ness. Good morning. Happy New Year, guys. Yeah. Happy New Year. How long do we keep saying that for until the end of this month?

Yeah, you can't say it in February. Okay. Surely. So it says, yeah, Vanessa, that you're redoing NCA Level 3 because you failed the original time. 19 years ago. Oh, so 19 years ago, when you? I was 15. So I got put up a year.

So I had the opportunity to reset my Level 3 if I wanted to just buy, like, a couple of credits. And I was like, yeah, I'll go do that. So that's what I did because I didn't know if I wanted to study or not. I was that kind of person and be like, I don't know. And what are you doing? 26. No, you're what, 27? Yeah, I'm 3-7 now, yeah.

You can't be 27 if you were 17. 19 years ago. Wait, what are you going to do that? 2016? 2007. 2007. Because, okay, so if anyone who's just you, then we were talking about... No wonder you failed NCAA number 3.

Jesus. It makes sense now. Our throwback that we played came out in 2007, and we were like, what were you doing then? And that was 19 years ago. Sounds like you would have been about... How old did you say you were? 26.

I'm 27, so I would have been like 8. Yeah. Yeah, you were in primary school. Sorry, guys, this is painful, man. Just to listen to it. Hey, speaking of all the NCAA and stuff, what are you doing now for a crust?

What's your job? I'm just for shift manager at McDonald's. Awesome, not a mathematician. No, sorry. I love, Dad. No, but you know what? You know what? You're saying just working at McDonald's,

but one day, if you wanted to, you were a lot closer to owning one. than the two of us. Because you have to have worked in every aspect of McDonald's before you're allowed to buy one. So one day maybe that could be your goal if we wanted to be. Well, this is the same Vanessa that one time fell asleep at a party and then woke up and ever had left.

She can turn things around. She's still young. Hey, Vanessa, I like you. Is that actually your plan though? Would you one day want to, you know, maybe buy the Maccas and be the boss and the owner? It's a fun job because everyone's all, like, friendly and stuff. Everyone loves McDonald's. What's your go-to order being a Macca's worker?

Oh, that's a good question. I would say a rap with add cheese and add bacon. Oh, I don't even have. I've never had a McDonald's back on my life. Maybe we need to give it a job. I've been like on a healthy type buzz, and the only things there they can really eat if you're like on a health diet or anything is like get a rat,

take out the mayo, then add like tomato and bacon and stuff. Okay. Half of your protein. Thank you for the hack, Vanessa. Well, good luck with the owning one. I hear they print money there. They do. They're in supermarkets.

If you own a private supermarket, oh, you're a home and hose. Hey, we'll give you a voucher, to go spend a store at Z. You can get amongst their gourmet, Kumara and cashu pie. It's vegan, Vanessa. Oh, thank you so much.

Thanks, Vanessa. We've got scandal coming up next. Do you guys listen to Good Hang with Amy Polar? It won a Grammy, didn't it? It did win a Grammy. And I only listened to it. A Golden Globe. Sorry, I listen to it online.

You know, I don't listen to podcasts, but I listen online. Oh yeah. Just that makes the answer. I just watch all the videos. Where Ash London got that saying from? Because she's always going, oh, I'm a cool hang or I'm a good hang.

Oh. Or did she start it? Did she start it? Well, she did one of my favorite girls of all time. Didn't do it. She didn't do it. That's a viral clip. That would have been like an 8 a.m.

Scandal, to be fair. Jennifer Lawrence. It's a real good hang. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Scandal with Meg. Jennifer Lawrence is on the Good Hang podcast with Amy Polar. I can't wait to listen to the whole thing.

They're both very funny women. Jen has been threatened of coming down from my wall of women that I find inspirational. Who is on your wall of women? Miriam Margolis. Similar age. TNFA, Amy Polar, Ashley James. She's a UK journalist and I think she's amazing. I think women that speak their minds aren't afraid to speak their minds.

And that's what Jennifer Lawrence has done. And so I'm like, well... Oh, Ashley James. Oh, my gosh. She's so intelligent. Stop looking at her ha-ha. She's up there for her looks as well. She's a general grin.

Exactly. And I think she almost uses her looks to almost do the good work of like, hey, people will think I'm just a bimbo. I'd be interested to see which photo you chose of her to put all you all. She's speaking to Piers Morgan and taking them down. Okay, good. There's just a titty one. Go on.

I just show with her boobs. Okay, right. I really love her journalism skills. Yeah, okay. Me? Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence got rid of her dog after she had a child. She rehomed her dog because one of them bit her son. It was a little dog, but her son she said it made me want to obliterate every dog ever.

I was like, I'm going to take you out in your effing family and your effing friends. This is what she said about her dog. Dogs make mistakes because kids make mistakes and they just have to learn. Yeah, dogs can be really dangerous. I find that is Jen not training her dog properly and blaming the dog. It's always the owner. As you know, like I have a pit bull. I've talked about this before.

And before we had kids, even thought about having kids, we raised Nala to be so well trained that when we did have kids, you know, that wasn't going to be an issue. And you still have to be careful because dogs are unpredictable. But, yeah, she just said that she hates dogs and wants to obliterate all of them because of that. Controversial. And gave up her dog straight away. So I was a little bit like, very different on that spectrum.

Yeah. But she also, I think, was probably saying it in her classic Jennifer Lawrence kind of candor and joking tone. And it comes across very harsh and it might have been hard for her to actually give up the dog when it's written down. But this is her with Amy Polar who is interviewing her for the podcast and saying that they hadn't actually been friends very much, but this is what she thinks about her. I know it's going to sound cheesy, but you like women. Oh, yeah. I know. I do.

You do. And it shows. What do you think I like love white men? Like, oh my God. If I could just be their champion. They're so misunderstood. You're always like, wait, think about the other side. Not all men.

What does she mean like women or like women? No, no, I think she means like she always champions women. She's a very, like, girls' girl. Cool. Yeah. So I'm excited to listen to Thursday podcast. Hopefully she can stay on the wall. I always think that her and Leonardo DiCaprio have great chemistry.

Have you seen the movie Don't Look Up? Yeah, I rewatched it. Really good. in that and they've done a couple of interviews recently I think one for Vogue where they are just chatting about it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, she was great with him. Oh yeah, and their chemistry is like palpable.

She's too old for him though, isn't she? She's not too old. And she's also married with two children. Oh yeah, right. And she hates dogs. Yeah, she has dogs. Leonardo's an animal lover. All right, coming up next,

advice really, what's going on in your world that we might be able to have some input in? We'll spin the wheel and see who gives you the free advice because it's hard to find free advice these days. It could be anything from relationship to DIY stuff. Sure. Clint Megan Dance. When therapy's too expensive, you can call O-A-U-N-U-H.

It's Clint Megan Dance. Advice, Roulette. All right, you hit us with your problem. We will spin the wheel, and whoever lands on will give you the advice. The other two painfully sit in silence, even if they have better advice. Right, okay, fun. There's so many texts coming through already, which is, I love this. Should I just read that first one, the top one, Meg, about the Tesla.

That's a good one. Go on. Yeah, okay. I really want my Tesla to do that cool dance thing with all the lights flash and it plays a song. How do I activate it? Well, there's only one of us in the studio that owns one. Yeah, let's have a look. In the wheel.

There we go. In fact, he owns two, so you should know. Well, that's a squeaky wheel. Oh, look, that's me. So, I would say, I would say you just mush a few buttons and it will, you know, You just go, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. Look up the instructions. It's not in the toy box?

Ask Chachy-B-T. I don't even know. There's a toy box and a Tesla. Who's blooding you? In Clitz one, there clearly is. What kind of toy-in-law? Do you know the annoying thing? You might have it in your area where people drive around

and they've got speakers on the outside of their car. And they're blasting it all. You're like, cool, mate. You can do that on a Tesla where you can move the music from inside the car to outside the car. Abnoxious. Party. Is that is your best, mate?

Elon Musk. I hear he's a bad guy. And I get it if people purchased a tester before the news came out about Elon Musk that he's a bit of a Trump supporter. Clip brought it after. No, he doesn't get along with Trump anymore. They're like enemies, aren't you? Did you see, I saw a car on the weekend

that somebody had in Tesla and had a bumper sticker saying, I bought this before I knew how much of a bad man he was. Oh, yeah. I need one of those. Yeah, you do any one of those? Yeah, yeah, very good. Okay, do we do another. Yeah, do it another. Okay. When should I drop the dummy? my kid is one year old now.

Okay, dokey. Let's spin the wheel. And it's landed on me. Yeah. Oh, brilliant. Let them have it. For as long as they want, I think had a dummy tool I was four.

That makes a lot of sense. On breakfast radio, baby. And how much was it in Visaline? Very expensive. You know what? I had the worst teeth. I think that's probably why. Okay, keep your text going through,

0800 The Edge if you want to jump into advice roulette When therapy's too expensive You can call 0800 the edge It's Clint Megan Dance Advice rule let Alright you got an issue Something going on your life hit us with

0800 the edge or 3343 on text The TX are going off There's a lot of people wanting advice There are indeed I like this one I'm going to spin the wheel first Who is going to win Survivor Season 50

Have a look Me again Oh, she might have known. I've looked up the cast. Chrissy is who I'd be backing. What does she look like? Oh really? So you haven't looked up the cast?

That's a good step, I guess. Is this? Chrissy Hoffbeck. Are you watching it, Kling? Because as we know, you're a huge Survivor fan. Not out as far as I'm aware. I don't think it's out yet. That'll be in production and showing all the cast and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. I'm still watching Survivor 49. I'm a little behind. I'm putting that money on Chrissy. Okay, let's go to... Oh, let's do the six first, actually. My cat called up the cast. the carpet of our rental inspection today

and I'm shitting myself, what can I do? Oh, okay. You'll be hobbing for that. We'll decide. Who is me? Hey, goodness. You know, I'm my cat, Kimmy. He's a bit of a rig muncher as well,

and I will say this, that if you do have a cat that is clawing up there. Yeah, you know what you did. You know what you did. Me guys, super mature. You said nothing. You just move stuff over it. So say, for instance, he's clawed up the carpet in the lounge.

Bro. Move the couch. Like cat, like father? Yeah, just move the couch to where that is. And then what's happened in our house is my gorgeous son, George, is then weed on the carpet where we did have the couch. So we've had to buy another chair to put over that stain. So you just buy more furniture.

Dan's house just looks like when you go camping. Anyone brings a chair? It looks like a freedom furniture in our lounge. It's just different sitting apparatus. Nicholas, good morning. Hey, how you doing? Hey, we're good. What do you need advice with?

Um, I'm a father of a six-year-old daughter. I'm just trying to get an advice with how to connect more with her. Oh, a serious one. Okay. Okay, well, we're spinning. I know who you'd want to get, I imagine. Oh, it's your lucky day. Oh, okay.

Actually, at the moment, Nick, what I'm doing, um, my daughter and I, we went through a whole room, and literally yesterday, it's been like three hours, throwing out stuff she didn't want anymore and finding stuff that she didn't know she still had and then we rearranged her room which she found like a huge highlight and then now that we've rearranged it I'm going to do a sleep over

so I'm going to be sleeping in her room tonight with her and we didn't do like masks and stuff face masks and stuff would you do that at six because your daughter's nine yeah it's six you start them early get them all good get me like skincare early yeah let's no one wants a fugg her daughter yeah and you know what you start getting wring

six, seven. You underestimate how excited a child gets by rearranging their room and moving their bed. Cammie's 10th birthday, can't wait. Right. And fill it by 12. Okay, one more. We go on time and buy more. Let's go to Mark.

Good morning, Mark. What do you need advice with? Morning, yes. I need advice with a worker who's just jumped on board on the farm with us, been with us two weeks. And she's had nine days off six so far. Fire her. We all decide who gives the advice Okay, here we go, spin it away

Who is it going to land on? Oh, Meg. Meg, what do you do? Well, if she's been sick, what's she meant to do? Nine days out of what? 14. Yeah. Medical certificate?

No. But isn't there a thing where it's in the first three months you can get rid of them? Yeah, but no, he's the way. Should he? No. What is she say is sick?

What's wrong with her? She just gets stomach cramps and a bit of vomiting. Oh, she's got her period. Leave her alone. Keep her high in. Oh, Mark. Anything after five days, I think Mark, he asked for a medical suit. What do you know?

Yeah, it wasn't mine. Pigs, sexes pigs over here. You're rid of it. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go a grain in the hand if you can give us 10 answers. inside 30 seconds, starting with the letter that Meg gives you. Can pass, but no repeated answers. Those are the rules.

Hey, Shelley. Shelly? Oh, no, she answers to Smelly. Smelly Hole. Hey, Smelly Hole. No, she's not there. She's gone. Oh, bugger.

Oh, we lost her. You can call back right now and try and take her spot, if you like. Oh, 800 the Edge. Yeah. She's one of my favorite callers as well, Shelly Cole. But she used to get called Smelly Hole in... school and then it's stuck. Smelly? I'm here.

There she is. There she is. It's a smelly hole. All right. How are you, darling? Right, let's get into it. Your letter is tea for that. That's so funny. Okay. What letter sorry? Tea. Tea? Tea. Tea for like that. That's really, for drinking a cup of tea.

Tea. Okay, tea. Got it. All righty. Here we go. Your time starts. We, Meg, finishes asking you the first question. Good luck. What is? Kitchen utensil. T-2. Something in the bathroom. Towel.

Something sweet. Toffee. A TV show. The Simpsons. Something you might sit on. Table. Something you might lose. Motive transport.

Tram. Something you'd see at the circus. Trip. Pee's person. Oh, not bad. Oh, Shirley. That was really good. You don't go with the past, right?

Yeah, the best we've had in a while. You have seven. passed on one, so you got through eight. What was question six that she passed on? Question six was something you might lose, was it? Tickets, temper. I mean, that could be anything. You could say anything. Yeah.

I thought you're doing really well to start. Thank you, considering I didn't even ring for that. I know. Good on you, Shelley. Yeah, we lost you there for a bit at the start. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning, your chance to have a crack program in the hand. We thought we might be

playing you Harris Stahl's new music next. but it turns out he did a countdown to the countdown. Yeah, I was very excited this morning to see that he had a countdown for like something happening at 6 a.m. Do you reckon they just cocked the countdown up? No, I think they were just going. We're going to announce that there's a song coming out on Friday. Let's do a countdown to that announcement. Clint, Megan Dan.

We were fighting over this yesterday after Consumer NZ released a list of how many wears you can get out of different pairs of clothing, items of clothing, sorry, before they need to go in the wash. Okay, so I've got a few more in the hat that I can pull out and we just have to say, hopefully we'll all agree. Okay. I think we really should agree to be fair. You'd think so. Yeah, although you said Meg's wearing her bras too long yesterday.

That's true. Not just her, women in general. Oh, thanks, Dan. I'll take that. Okay, let's go. The first one, I think, yeah, everyone's going to agree on this one. Sportswear. Oh, one wear.

Active wear. Yeah, one wear. Now, stop trying to be controversial. I'm not. I'm just, I'm literally going on like, Yep, socks, undies, singlet, shirt, whatever. But shorts, sometimes if you're just doing chest and tries, you can get through a pair of your favourite gym's shorts twice.

It's just because you can't tell. Like sport can still be doing weights, but you don't get sweaty enough where you need to swap the shorts. Sometimes I'll do the sniff test on the shorts and go, got another day out of it. You shouldn't have to do the sniff test. Just put them in the washing machine. I did it literally, Jim, you said it went, nah, probably not. Because I did a bit of the ski ergo.

I did some ski erg and some rowing machine. The fact that you smelt that went, oh no, definitely not. Put them back on. The slow, deep sniff as well. Okay, well then socks, can we all agree? When, I think, when do we put them on? You're just trying to be controversial.

No, but unless, yes, one day, unless you got out of the shower in the evening and you put a nice fresh pair of, like, socks on, and you've only been walking around the house. I reckon you can use them again for a second day. Let's just get to the big gunstand. If he's going to be like this with sportswear and socks, underwear. Underwear. One day.

One wear. 24 hours, yeah. Well, so you're counting them by the hour. So you're going, I only wore them for six hours yesterday. I'll put them on again today for another seven. No, I'm saying, like if you, okay. No. You know, because we fought about this off here before the show,

if you're putting them on in the morning, right? Because you have a shower, put on a fresh pier. Then you go all the way through, sleep in them, you wake up in the morning and you have a shower, and you put on another pier. It's 24 hours. So you guys are giving me stick because, after the gym, I put on a fresh pier

late afternoon and then I woke up this morning. When did you put these undies on that you were in right now? Like late after... Yesterday. Three o'clock. Wash them! It's not like you're a wealthy man.

You don't need to reuse undies. We found out what's wrong with them. Yeah. It's just taken eight years. I would normally, yeah, but like, I don't know. This morning I was getting up and I'm getting dressed in the dark and then I just realized, yes, they're the same ones that I had on yesterday because I only worn them for nine hours.

And you go, ladies and jeans, if you sit there and go, how can I get over my crush from Clint Randall? There you go. He's wearing his undies from yesterday. And you're probably thinking, oh God, he's so hot. Yes, but you don't know.

You don't know. We're in the studio with him. He's the gaseiest man I've ever met in my life. Like, guess the fart. So you're wearing your underwear 24 hours overnight and then the next morning. No, I don't wear underwear at night. Whoa.

I don't wear anything at night. So then you've got to be changing your sheets like every 48 hours or something. Oh, you've kind of got to be. there because I don't do that. No, I don't. Okay, so hold on. So the underwear that I'm wearing, I need to be changing every 12 hours, but Meg can

just nude on her sheets for an entire week. No, it's different. How? How? How? Directly around her genital. So, no, she sleeps? Can I say, I'm not doing that? Okay. Well, you could be rolling in the night and twisting and turning. Do you do that? I do twist and turn, yeah, I do do that.

Okay. Okay. But you... So, so... So... I have air on in my bedroom, so it's very cold. But are you saying it is impossible for things to end up in crevices? Not impossible. Clint, I can't say it's impossible. No further questions. Your honour.

I can't. I can't. Okay. I think just as a rule of thumb, can we just agree every day for undies? Are we right or are we wrong? What do you reckon? There will be people that agree with Clint. I'm sure they will.

And oh my God, the arguing has not stopped. No, it has not. In the background. So we've been talking about how often you should change your undies. By the way, consumer NZ has said it's one day. Just every day change your undies. Clint's words. Does it say every day or 24 hours?

It says every day, Clint. Just one day. Just think, how simple a way that we've been spending a song arguing about how long, how often you should change your undies? All right. We need your input, though, so you can take your... Sorry, Meg. What if you get out of the shower at like 10 o'clock,

and you put on a fresh pair and you go to sleep, Don't you think there's still a bit more wear in them the next morning? But Clint, what are you trying to save here? Time. Right, going to your door and just getting another fresh pair and putting that pear in the washing machine, who cares? Yeah, I mean, normally if I thought about it, you'd be like, sure, why not? But if you get busy, it's like, no biggie.

Okay, let's, somebody said this is disgusting, Clint needs an intervention. You do it. Okay, Joe, Joe is doing what I'm doing. Okay, here we go, yes. Joe is, like, going to bed with a fresh pair, and then waking up and keeping it on, why, Joe? Oh, I'll wear the jock. During the day, and then I'll go to the gym in the morning,

and I'll wear the jocks that I wore the day before. Why? Yeah, because he knows he's going to get them sweaty anyway, and otherwise he's just going to wreck another bit. They're already sweaty, but now you're at the gym with day-old undies. But Joe, like, how many undies do you own? Because if it's like five pairs, then I kind of get it. Yeah.

But if you've got, like, 10. They're like 12. Yeah, see, but there's no need. There's no need. Get a fresh pair. No, but they're going, it's like putting on a fresh pair of socks, and you know we're going to be dirty in an hour. hour. Why not just have the socks,

the old socks? Macaela has thoughts. Go on, Schaella. What do you need to say? Michaela, get up your chest. She's hung up. She said... She did hang up. She said something along the lines of no Clint men's balls, get sweaty. Oh, you don't know. She was going to say that. You're not a psychic, mate.

Philippa said, I got up at 530, New Andes. About to shower, New Andes. Bedtime. I can't believe we're even having this conversation. No, I'm not saying it's the right thing to do or that I do it all the time. I'm just saying there are certain circumstances in which you can stretch out the time of certain items of clothing. Emma has a question. If Clint goes to the gym, this is like a maths question used to get in school.

Click goes to the gym and wears a pair of undies. How many undies does he? If cling goes to the gym with a fresh pair of undies, does he then keep those undies on for the rest of the day of its chest day? No, no, gone no, gone no. Any sort of exercise in underwear is out, is definitely out. And somebody else said, the bigger the dittal, the dirtier it is. Thanks.

Clint. Clinch is the dirtiest of the morning. Clint. Megan Dan. If you want to go to Laneway Festival, just listen out for our festy, bestie. Cure to call with Cal from 10 o'clock. And then Ash London from three could be calling you back to send you along for free to catch Chapel Rowan, role model, Pink Panthers, Gigi Perez, Benny and more. What's Candle with Meg.

Hillary Duff is back. And not just back in the way, obviously she's been doing TV for a long time, but she started out her career as Lizzie McWy and she is a singer. What do we say first and foremost? No, probably an actress first and foremost. I think she was a, yeah. She's a double threat and I think a triple. Is she good?

She can dance, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I've seen some. I think bare minimum maybe. Yeah, okay. But this is what she was famous for. This is all about me and then we've got Come Clean. I formed this live yesterday.

Would you like to hear what she sounds like now on CFC's? I think it's been 18 years since that came out. More matured voice. Or maybe even longer. More soul. Let's have a listen. Sounds exactly the same. Someone's just filmed it on their phone,

but she's listening. I don't think she is. I find really very interesting about her comeback, is that she was always the girl that I thought was dubbed by somebody else. I'm never the strongest singer. There was kind of jokes about it, how like, same with Selena Gomez.

They had these acting, singing careers, and they were like, it's not a very strong singer. I think, in fact, her sister, Haley Duff, did some kind of. covers for her, but pretended it was her in the movies, pretended it was Hillary. So it's interesting that she's gone back to singing when I don't think it was her strong suit at her peak. I mean, even if it was tracked and she was just lip-syncing there, everybody does it now.

It's like a thing where just everybody does it. Do you think so? A lot of artists do. I wonder if you're going to a place and you don't really trust the tech guys or the setup, and then you go, cool, I'm going to sound like crap, and it's not necessarily going to be your fault, and everyone's going to film it, and then the internet's going to go, you suck. Producing Epes? Is that what happened to you at R&V?

Well, yeah, we suck in general. I'm just kidding. You know I'm your biggest fan. No, you're dead right. Every artist plays with tracks nowadays. You can add ambience. You can add extra percussion, extra backing vocals.

Every artist will do it nowadays. And like sometimes they'll do it where they have it underneath and then they'll sing over it just to give them a bit of like beef behind their voice. But that was just to admit me, it just sounded like she was just having a backing track. I think you've gone too far,

Nevis, when you haven't a applause track. Oh, no, those are fine. You just built out the crowd as well. Yeah, it's all good, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know if she's going to be doing good on her. Good for her, I guess. That's the 2026 saying,

to make yourself feel better if you bitching up someone. Yeah, I mean, she shouldn't have gone back to singing she sucks, but good for her, I guess. Your words. Your words. I'm joking, please don't take that out of context. Yeah, we love Hillary Duff, especially her new song. It's a bagger.

Yeah, we were talking about whether it's a badger. It's the most unrelatable song in the world talking about how her husband just won't even look at her anymore. You're like, are you kidding? She is easily top, what, 50 most attractive women in the world? Oh, which very quickly, by the way, who was voted? Do you think is the most attractive woman in the world by, like, people, it was a big vote.

Megan Fox. No. Damn. She, she had nothing furious. Oh, I would go, Jennifer Lawrence. Ranger McAdams. I said one answer. It was Margot Robbie, the end.

Oh, yeah, good choice. Yeah. I think we're maybe even talking to her next week. Really? Marga Robbie. Most beautiful woman in the world. Wow. Exciting.

Coming up next, we've got a funeral for one of our favourite segments that somehow hasn't made it past the cull for 2026. Yeah, hit the spot. It is gone. Clint, Meg and Dan. Sad, sad. I feel sad, Clint. I feel very sad. In fact, I haven't been on the show for seven months.

And yesterday, the day, we had a meeting of like, what should we keep? What should we get rid of going into 2026? And one of the segments was one of my faves. Well, sometimes you snooze you lose. And unfortunately for seven months you've been snoozing at home. Yeah, that is. And you've lost out. Just relaxing.

And so we thought, rather than just ditch it and it never come back this year, we need a funeral for Dan's Google history. You know, I just, it started so long ago, and it's really, it's something close to my heart, Clint, because I think it happened so naturally one time I did borrow Dan's phone and then did the thing that I shouldn't have done I was a bad friend and I went to his Google history

and found something that he searched and thought that's disgusting or weird. Here's the thing. Some of us want our privacy and I want my privacy back. I want to be able to Google stuff that I don't want. Stop using incognito mode

every time I Google boobies. And we thought that. You were like, you know, we've had a lot of fun last year invading Dan's privacy and you know, and I even just yesterday had a little bit of a look back

with Meg about some of the things that we did do. And actually in 2026, it just doesn't feel right. Like the time, you know, we found out. Google search soap for an itchy groin. No! Yes, directly afterwards, Clint school bag for adult. No! Now, we agreed it was dead.

All right, but we've got to say goodbye to it, Dan. We have to see goodbye, bye. No, but that's, I just want people to know because people are like, no, even right now. This can't be true. You've got to keep Dan's Google history, but it was a really invasive feature. And also, we might have a brand new person listening right the second. They go, what's Dan's Google history? True.

So we're trying to tell that. It was pretty self-explanatory. Yeah, they go through my history of Google. And Dan, you might be trying to reinvent yourself in 2026. And you can't do that when Meg's telling people you did this. He Googled Dan Webby eight times. Then he Googled Dan Webby accents three times. Then he Googled Dan Webby at Dean.

And then he clicked on a review of him for when he did an old theater show, review of the Great Gatsby, and then he googled again, Dan, he'll be acting. Brilliant. It was a good review. He decided to read it every now, then. I think that was maybe every fortnight. He sort of read that one. It actually felt mean at times.

How to make water from urine. You just boil it. Yeah, all right, that's right. Didn't you make a soup? There was something you did. Yeah, I think I did it. I brought it in and Clint slept it and I said that was made of urine. And you know what, Dan, you can have your weekends back because I know you'd be nervous about

what you were Googling in the weekends because then people would find out during the week. You remember what you did on Saturday? I can't remember what it did yesterday, Meg, so no. It must have been a hungry boy because you googled. Noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles, tock, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, takaways, Thai, Thai takeaways, Taya Takeaways, Taya Takeaways, Auckland,

Best Takeaways, West Auckland, Noodle Canteen, Noodle Canteen, Nood Cante, Nood Canteon, Newtenton, Nood, Needle Canteen, Best Fast food near me, West Auckland, Filipino food, Filipino food, Filipino food. That's me most Saturday nights, to be honest. Yeah, we're not mostly much. So you're welcome. You get your privacy back this year,

and there's no more snooping and embarrassing of Dan Webbian. Anybody knows a good Filipino place on the North Shore, let me know, though. Oh, producer Brock's even sad, he's texting. And he said, what about when he googled how to get abs? And then closest fast food place to me

directly afterwards. Oh, that all, yeah. Please remember I've got to be. ADHD as well. Sometimes I don't have an So unfortunately we will no longer be able to look forward

to invading Dan's privacy like the time Meg read this. Dan also Googled Night Classes, Auckland and then Clint the next Google after night classes Auckland which by the way

is mostly like cooking maybe pottery. He said how long is astronaut training? Brilliant. It turns out you can't train at night to be an astronaut. Unitec doesn't do those ones.

Day one, you're training pretty much most of the day. Goodbye to a legend. RIP.P. Coming up after eight, well, we've had a lot coming from the Brooklyn, Beckham, Victoria, David Beacon, we're going to be going through that. Yeah, they need their own reality show.

Oh, yeah, I think they'd be keen. Keeping up with the Beckham's, imagine how much money they'd get for that. Oh, that is a bank. Unreal. After eight. Yesterday on the show, how did we even get on to Sarah's call? Dan. He was in the toilet

And he was doing his business When his child George pressed the button And it opened up the door, the poor Lou Yeah, it was smart Lou and there was people waiting Anyway Yeah, we got into this lady We're just talking about when the ground When you wanted the ground to swallow you up

Because you're just like, I Life's getting Like can not get worse than this Can you believe we were day two And we possibly got one of the greatest calls of the year Already Yeah, incredible If you missed it

This was the moment that Sarah would like to forget but count. Mine's pretty bad. I had hemorrhoids really badly one time. So, you know, I had to go and see the doctor. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't get a morning appointment, which is a huge red flag already. Because I had been at work all day.

I got a bit paranoid. I was sweaty. So, you know, I tried to do the courtesy clean beforehand. Of course, of course. Even though they're a GP and they've seen it all, you've got to like, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist. Yeah, we get it.

Exactly. Similar analogy, I guess. Fast forward to me lying on the bed, my dignity already hanging on by a thread when my GP goes, oh, wow, you've left a little surprise here for me. And I was like, what? Like, what do you mean? I literally was screaming in my brain. And then she casually picks toilet paper off my a-hole.

And she said, don't worry, I can tell you, try to clean up for me. Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. I've just realised your voice is not disguised. Was I supposed to do that? I don't care. Are you right? I would have moved countries. There's no way you can see that TV again.

I would have been on the next plane out of the house. I get a little stuck toilet paper. And that's why you need a bidet. There we go. Oh my God. That was one of my favourite calls of all time. The fact that I would just take that story to my grave. Yes, and that's me.

Because the thing is the doctor's not going to tell anybody because that's doctor patient privilege. but she's just handed that over to us. The only way that story gets out, I think, is if you work in radio. Trying to fill a show every day and you go, guys, I got something. I don't really want to share it, but I know you guys are going to enjoy it. But she's just willingly going around town before.

I actually guarantee you that doctor went home that day and told their spouse. No, I mean, I would. I know they have confidentiality. But I don't know if it transfers to spells. I don't say names and stuff. I feel like that would happen all the time that she wouldn't need to go home and be like found another bit of toilet paper and anus today. Maybe doctors...

Karen. If Hannah was that sort of doctor, I'd be like, why did you find out there today? I'd be like, surprised to get. Text us if you're like a nurse, a doctor or someone like a therapist where you have to have like confidentiality in your work. Does that include your partner?

Or are they like fair game? You share everything with that. Does it include the nation? Could you tell us? No, there's no way. And also partners, you can't admit it surely. That's like you'd lose your license. No, but you always expect like,

Even if you tell a mate a secret, you've got to expect they're going to go and tell their partner. Do you think so? Unless you say, don't even tell Hannah this, Dan, your wife can't even know. Oh, I'd still tell her. Okay. Oh, would you tell me that, Hannah?

You've got to keep this to yourself because Clint said he didn't want anyone to know, but I'm telling you. Okay, let's talk in. Maybe it's what someone found up inside him today. Embarrassing Doctor Moments. Have you got a story that you can share with us? Like Sarah. We've got a $50 voucher and go spend a Pizza Hut.

you share with us. We can disguise your voice as well. Yeah, see, like this. I went to the doctor today, and they found something inside me. Oh, sorry, Dan, actually, I've done your dirty day. I got the wrong one. That was me talking. Oh, right. Okay, I'll wait under the edge. What is your

embarrassing doctor moment that has been, I guess, enough time has passed where you can look back and laugh now. Sorry, we're laughing at some of these texts that are coming through. We love that you're oversharing with us so early into the year. We're talking embarrassing doctor moments. This one, it meant stitches. I went about in a rectal, like bottom problem. Yes.

The doctor put his finger up to check that all was okay, and I made a slight noise. He asked if I was okay. And then I meant to say, yeah, that's okay. But instead what came out was, yeah, that's nice. Portraits of words. You'd just be so embarrassing. That's nice

I remember Clint and I got prostate examination live on air just to you know I guess say it's normal and fine which it was it was But I was a prostate awareness month Yeah and that was your first It was the first one and I was very nervous

about it and I remember he put his finger up And I went oh there it goes There it's But you have to be Oh there he is There he is that's what it was But you just have to It's a bit awkward and so yeah your brain

just goes weird places. Okay, let's go to Monica on 0800 the edge. Morning Monica. Good morning, team. How are we? Yeah, good mine. Morning. So tell us about your embarrassing doctor moment.

So I got a text from the local doctor and it said something like, you've got to come for your first snare. I didn't really pay much attention to it, but I thought I was good, you know, going to be good, go straight away and book my appointment. And then I was in the appointment. I thought it was a breast scream. I was quite young, so I had no idea. And then she goes, okay, so can you take off your underwear now?

And I was mortified. I was quite young. So it turns out it was like a smearter down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Very important to go, but yeah, I was quite young and very, very mortified. It's good to know what exams you're booking in for, I think. It's maybe a quick Google.

And don't do anything until instructed. Yes. She probably would go. She probably went up. Thank you. Have a good one. You do. Complained to them to the doctor's board of like this dodgy doctor over here.

Tell me to my pants off. Someone said they were in med school when they were learning about the pelvic floor and breasts and male genitalia. They're constantly reminded to stop saying everything looks good or that looks great. Right. And then when I went and got a scan down there, I remember you weren't here, Meg. I had only ever had like a scan on my shoulder before. Yeah. Where they do an ultrasound?

I said to her, oh, sorry, it's. I'm trying to make light of it, and I said, oh, sorry, it's not a shoulder. And she goes, no, I've been doing those all morning, so it's nice to be doing something different. And he thinks she was flirting with him, the doctor. Only you. I'm sorry. My undercarriage. And I was like, oh, I told you about my wife and kids and stuff.

She's still shooting a shot. She was just trying to make conversation. Can you imagine the ego on it? Oh, my God. A nightmare. Okay, Kelly. Morning. Tell us about the embarrassing doctor experience.

Mine was when I first found out I was pregnant I had to go in for a midwife nurse appointment and I had had my nipples pierced and so they were her thing like crazy and I couldn't unscrew them because one of them had been twisted on you know like when you put the jar on correctly so the poor nurse had to

get the pliers and a needle holder the first time I've ever met her in my life and she's holding it one hard side and getting pliers to pull them off and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed and she goes, don't worry about it. I used to have to take piercings out before surgeries at least it's like up here and not down there.

Wow. Who knew that they needed pliers? Seven and a half weeks pregnant, I had to get them all taken out and yeah, I was so embarrassed and she was like, no, whatever. I've done this before. Did you get them put back in afterwards once you give them birth?

Good question. Thanks. No, no, thank you. I've done. was that now. Yeah, yeah. Different time.

Yeah, boobs have become very different. Hey, will you hold there, Kelly, we're going to give a $50

a voucher to go spend at Pizza Hut and you can try their crafted flats today from your local Pizza Hut. You put them on hold

and then they probably say thanks off here and they seem ungrateful because no one hears. Yeah, no, she was on hold. I did her dirty. Kelly's like,

yeah, whatever. Yeah, cool, free food. I'm sorry. My number story, I get that. Oh, my gosh. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh my gosh

You're a chance to play right now For a grand in a hand Meg will give you a letter You got 30 seconds To give us 10 answers Starting with that letter You can pass If we've got time, we'll come back

Jesse is playing this morning Jesse I hear You would just absolutely blow the cash You won okay It would be gone within minutes Nice Love it That's good

Because we quite often Just gonna blow it Yeah We quite often speak to people It'd be like I invested in a high interest account I got a spending spree I've got bills

I'm always going to have bills. I'm going to blow it. Good on. Okay. Well, Jessie, your letter is W for wow, you just threw away $1,000. Okay. Okay. Perfect.

Okay, your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Good luck. Give me a girl's name. Winnie. A car part. Wheel. A celebrity. A winner.

A writer. A sporting team. Wallabies. A mythical creature. A werewolf. A word ended in T. Whits. A six-letter word.

Wich. A type of dog. Letter ending in T. She said witch. No, no, wit. W-I-T-W-I-T. And she was about to get it, Clint. Oh, my.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Holy. Holy. Okay. Okay. No.

No. Let me ask if she's here. She would have got the last. last two. No, no, no, no, because what we'll do, what we'll do is now. No, don't you all look at me with those judgmental eyes and the producers both? Okay, what we're going to do, you're almost, this is helpful for you because you get a chance to reset halfway through the game, have a timeout. I'm going to work out exactly where we were in the time when you said wit, and then we're going to, Meg, you're going to start from that

question with that remaining time on the clock. And you get a timeout, so if anything, Jesse, who like this, cool for you. Oh, this is a way, this is Clint's spinning it in a positive way. Five to go. If I start from where, if I start for the question where, she has five questions. No, she already got that one right there, right? So, four to go. So you got, so you were on a run, six from six, four to go. We'll work out how much time you have and we'll play next.

Does that seem fine? All right, go. She's that you're about to get a thousand dollars. Come on. Okay. Whoa, man, isn't this fun? Yeah. This is fun, right?

Yeah. This doesn't normally happen. Yeah. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast The H-E-Z-Money All right, there was a little bit of drama with easy money earlier We're not going to point fingers, name, names

Someone made him a start Clint Yeah Right, so Jessie was doing well And she said, for a word Eni in the letter T Clint thought she said which But she said wit

And so he stopped the game Yeah, and I was like, oh well she's lost So the game's over So next time, I'll just let them play out the game and then we'll go check it like what you used to back in the day. I don't know why I felt to jump in there. Now, Jesse's back on. Jesse, I stood up because you were doing well

and I only stand up when someone's got five and it's getting to the point where we're like, oh my God, they could win here. So you were doing well. Okay, Jesse. Right, I'm ready. Okay, you had the first six, so this is where we're at. You had the first six before I jumped in on question,

whatever it was, and stopped your time. you've got four questions left, and you had six seconds remaining. I'm going to give you eight seconds for the stuff up. As a mate good, I'm going to give you an extra two seconds, all right? So that's carry the two. You have momentum and you're starting again. I think that's fair. Let's carry the one.

So that's two seconds per question that you've got. Okay, happy? We'll let go. And we're going to be redoing from the question. I think you even get a heads up there because we're redoing from directly after Clint's stuff up. Okay. So obviously you've got to get 10 answers in 30. You need to get four answers in eight seconds.

Here we go, Jessie. Come on. Are you ready? Let's go. Give me a sixth letter word. Weather. A type of dog. Whether.

A Taylor Swift song. Nine. Did you say weather? W-E-A-T-A-H-E. Weather. Because this has been the most confusing game of easy money I've ever been involved in. But unfortunately, is there a wolf dog? I mean, there is a wolf dog, isn't it?

Yeah, the Irish wolf dog. Yeah, she would have got that. Yeah. Taylor's Saw and Wildest Dreams, and the final one was an animal with four legs. Wolfdog. Yeah. Oh my God.

So close. I'm sorry. I mean, it was all a little messy. Thank you so much. Thanks, Jesse. We're going to send you a double past show. I must see movie Mercy with Chris Pratt, which it looks bloody good if you check out the trailer.

I reckon it's going to be pushing for movie of the year early and jam. Oh, cool, thank you so much. You're welcome. Someone say that's better than $1,000. Anyway. Oh, wow. Oh, that was a disappointment.

I was really hoping she was going to get there. Yeah. Did it feel fair? I felt it felt fair. It did, especially since some people were saying, actually, I think she got the next word wrong because I did ask the six-letter word and she said, which originally, and then weather,

and then whither. Oh, so she would have... Maybe. Yeah, right. If you were listening earlier this morning, someone's text through and they've said, wow, so Clint needs to not only clean his smelly undies, but his ears out as well.

I'm not going to get for any context to that too. Clint Megadden. Lesh-go! I think they need a reality show, keeping up with the Beckham's. Yeah, you couldn't get away from it yesterday. Brooklyn Beckham, if you did somehow miss it, did a statement that his mum and dad, David Beckham, and Victoria Beckham have treated his wife Nicola

terribly for many years that he's done with her. He doesn't want to reconcile with them. And he says that they tried to buy the naming rights of his of him before he got married. Which, by the way, which means... So he means that they, like, copyrighted his name when he was born, all their kids' names, so they can make money off their kids' names

with merch and things. They did it from... I thought you mean they didn't want him to keep Beckham, as a last thing? No, well, they didn't want him to have the rights to it. They want to have the rights to his name. Like, coffee cups and stuff, was it? Yeah, well, like, they've got the rights of those names. Right.

So, you know, nobody can sell anything under those names. Don't David and Victoria have enough money with their own names? Well, yeah, I don't know if they'll try. I don't know the story behind it, but that is what they were trying to buy off him and say, we want your, like we want those rights to. Oh, no one did they didn't sign that. It seems absurd. Seems a bit bizarre.

But I'm not going to go back through what everything you said again. You've probably seen it, but basically he said that Victoria Beckham messed with his wedding and his wife. So many he said she sets of coming out. People were saying, I'm sorry, didn't Nicola have a Valentino dress that in article she said took a year to make? So it can't have been leaving her at the 11th hour by not having Victoria Beckham make the dress because that's a whole year. And that was a big argument. You know, that's one of the things. I went to did a poll on our Edge Breakfast Instagram page.

Yesterday I wanted to see your thoughts and feelings on this situation. We had hundreds of people say that they've had an experience of a toxic mother-in-law and then we cut out their in-laws. And we only had 20 people saying, I have a child who doesn't like me and feeling like they were hard done by. Also, just on the, I thought as well yesterday that Brooklyn was being cut off. from any sort of inheritance. Turns out his wife's family

a lot of it. He's definitely not worried about money. She's a billionaire heiress his wife. They're richer than the becums. Easily richer than the beckons. That's mental. And there are a lot of people

that can say that they relate to a mother-in-law meddling with the wedding or meddling with them in their relationship. I've got quite a few messages saying that yeah, my mother-in-law is the worst.

I feel sorry for her. It sounds like, he put up with it for years and then as soon as they started meddling with his wife, he was like, I'm done. And then others are saying what Dan says he's a spoiled break and he's a, you know, he's a well, I don't know enough information from the other side of the argument to make a full judgment. But all I'm saying is, shut up, we've got bigger issues in the world. Why are you putting on this whole thing with your nepo baby problems?

Yeah. When really we should be focusing and putting efforts into other things. That's all I say. I guess if the world's talking about you though and you feel like the narrative isn't completely true, then eventually you'll want to use your social media platform to correct it. Were they all talking about him? I kind of think they've got to make

the bed that they lie in a Victoria and David Beckham are gutted that he's gone public with it. You raised your child in the public eye. You chose to raise your child from the moment he was born to have him in the public eye. You shared his life before he can send to do it and now he's talking about whatever he wants and he has his own platform and I think

both sides are probably a bit in the wrong. It's just icky. This whole family publicly fighting. Is this a new clip where David Beckham is talking about this whole saga? No, he's not specifically talking about the saga, but it is a new clip that has come out since Brooklyn made a statement. So this is what David has said, and I think it's very clever from him. I've always spoke about, you know, social media and the power of social media.

You know, for the good and for the bad, you know, the bad we've talked about with what kids can access these days. And it can be dangerous. But what I've found personally, you know, especially with my kids as well, use it for the right reasons. You know, I've been able to use my platform and my following for UNICEF, and it's been the biggest tool to make people

aware of what's going on around the world for children. And I've tried to do the same. I've tried to do the same with my children to educate them. They make mistakes. Children are allowed to make mistakes. That's how they learn. So that's what I try to teach my kids, but, you know, you have to sometimes let them

make those mistakes as well. You guys notice the whole, by the way, I do charity. I reckon here's my thing. I reckon his wife, his new wife, she's so rich that he's like, I want to be part of that money. And she's pushing a narrative. She doesn't like Victoria, the mother-in-law.

It's a common thread. Can you relate? Do you have a monster mother-in-law? Well, you just say, oh, you think Victoria's bad? I'd swap her with my monster-in-law and a heartbeat. What does she like? What did she do?

Yeah, I've got a few examples that we got sent him with the DMs, which I can read you up me. Also, what is the brothers and sisters done? He's not talking to them either. Yeah, I do, I must say, I think, all the... He's a piece of work. Clint Megan's and stinky boo.

We're talking the beckhams and the drama that seems to be circling around the world at the moment. There are two things I do want to bring up. One is if you haven't seen it, you can text the word posh to 3343 of a recent red carpet, probably the last time that the whole family was seen together with Nicola, Brooklyn and Victoria, on the red carpet while just before their photo was being taken

and the body language surrounding. This is when I started feeling for Brooklyn, because I can see in between his wife who he loves and his mum, who I'm sure he loves to, and they are cold-shouldering each other. There's definitely something wrong between mother-in-law and Nicola here. And I can see a, well, he's still a kid, well, he's not a kid, but, you know, a 20-year-old, that's in the middle between his mom and his wife,

and I think that sucks. And if they don't get along, he's got to choose one. And, of course, do we all really has to choose his wife? I think so, but, you know, and I just think it's all, I honestly think all of it's sad. But if you want to see that, Posh to 33443. The other thing I found interesting is that there was a gossip website

that back in 2022 posted some feedback that they got from somebody that attended the wedding. So this is before any of this has come out. Somebody who attended the wedding of Brooklyn and Nicola. Because Brooklyn accused Posh, right, of like promiscuously dancing with him during the first dance,

which he was supposed to be dancing with his wife, right? Correct. Correct. And yeah, the post from then said that we went to the wedding. We saw posh make a scene, or Victoria make a scene. Mark Anthony went up. He did change the song and Nicola went out crying. And that was from 2022 from a stranger that went to the wedding or, you know, so before any of this came out, that looks like the story is true, right? We can kind of say that. It depends what the scene was, though. You know, like if she was just going, I love you, like my son or a... No, it's still not about you. It's not your day. You don't think so?

She's the mum of the husband. The mum of the groom, I think she can get a bit of time to say some stuff. Yeah, I'm sure she would get a bit of time, but probably not at the first dance. I feel like the wedding dress drama. If you're that rich, I mean, even going to weddings nowadays, they'll have one dress that they wear down the aisle, and then another dress they change into later. Maybe Victoria Beckham was making it thinking it was the aisle dress.

Then when she found out it wasn't, she pulled it, and that caused more drama. Some feedback from God, we're so lucky we can't really relate to this We have to rely on your stories with mother-in-laws, right? My mother-in-law got blackout drunk at our engagement and wedding embarrassed herself and us. Yes, we had to move to the most isolated city in the world, Perth to escape a toxic mother-in-law can relate.

Yikes. Oh, what about this one? My mother-in-law showed me pictures of my husband's ex-girlfriend the first time we met and then compared me to the ex-in-every-way imaginable throughout the night. Holy moly. The first time you met?

Oh no, the first time they met. Oh, so you're his new girlfriend. Do you want to see his old girlfriend? Oh. No, thank you. No, no, no, no, no. No, thank you. My husband and I decided to get eloped because it worked best for us. In-laws cut us off for months because of that. I mean, it's quite often you just don't get on with the in-laws for whatever reason, right?

But, oh, my goodness, me. Someone texts saying, mine crashed our anniversary. and threw a massive three-day fit about not being invited. But to the wedding anniversary? Thanks. Somebody said, this gives me anxiety about my own mother-in-law,

boy mums is something else. Somebody's saying that it's a boy-mom thing. But she's got a daughter. She's got a daughter. She's got a half-a. What I don't understand is because I believe is, well, that he's not speaking to the brother and the sister as well, the two brothers and the sister.

So, like, what's going on there? Is that true? Is he not speaking to his siblings? How do we know that? Well, I think there was some stuff that I was reading last night that he hasn't seen them in a year. Gosh, it's just he said she said. But I guess they've sided with the parents, right?

You'd take sides and her. All right, coming up next. We have Sophie Alice Bexler. She's coming to the country. We catch up with her. And also, if you hear a track from Ed Sherrin between now and 9 o'clock, you call us because then we send you for free. It's going to be playing Wellington tonight

and then Christchurch this weekend. So last chance to kind of catch them this week. Clint, Megan Dan. in Castle on the Hill is 27 to 9. Clint Megan Dan, if you hear an Ed Shearron song on our show, you give us call 0-800-the-edge, and you get to go for free. That's what Belinda's done.

Oh, my God. What's done, Belinda? So he's playing Wellington tonight, and then he's going to be in Christchurch Friday, Saturday. So you're in Cross Church? Yes, I am. Great, we'll send you there. Awesome.

Thanks so much, guys. So welcome. She sounds lovely. Yeah, who do you take? I always think it's great when someone calls you that wins tickets, and then you're just like, Oh, sweet, just tag along.

Yeah, that's true. They'd just put all the work, right? You got a bestie? I've got to, I reckon. Yeah, you've got to, I reckon. Yeah. You've got to take your partner. Is your partner your bestie?

Yes, he is. No. Good on you. Unless your partner, you know, sometimes your partner's not a fan. They go, oh no, take one of your friends. Yeah. That's the only way you're actually leapfrogging the partner, I suppose, and that. But last remaining tickets to Edgaren's Wellington and Christchurch,

a loop tour shows. are on sale now, so you can head to the edge.rovert.n.z for all those details. If you do want to head along and catch Ed. I think he's one of those artists as well that you can see two or three times, and the show's very different, and you're still just as impressed as the first time you saw him. It's amazing how much he doesn't have to do, apart from just use his talent, compared to, you know, like the outfit changes, the lights, the glitz, the glam, the backup dancers. And all day jazz, you know, he just sits there with a guitar and a loop pedal.

I would love to know you'd never find out though Like let's say you're playing to a stadium of 50,000 What does Taylor Swift personally take from a show like that And what does Ed Sheeran take? True. Because it's overheads would, like you said me, solo, doesn't have all the backup dances

He's just a one-man band Yeah, I mean she gave her backup dances A $750,000 bonus Plus $100,000 to the trucks That had to take the tour Do you think people like Ed Sharon And other big artists like, Oh, Staler, stop.

Yeah, but luckily I don't have any dances to pay, so it's not. True, but he's got truck drivers. They're like, hey, Ed, every time he walks past, and they're like, oh, maybe he brings the money. Maybe they're getting a bigger share. Maybe he's like $2 million every truck drive. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Safegianna.

Yeah, she's going to be here in a couple of weeks. Weikato Regional Theatre in Hamilton, a couple of Tuesdays from now, February 3rd, and then James Hay Theatre in Christchurch, Feb 4th. and she joins us on the show this morning. Morning, Stove. Gross, how you doing?

Great. Thank you for taking the time this morning to chat to us. Yeah, Dan was actually just telling us before you jumped on the Zoom that you and him go way back. Yeah, now, Sophie, this is a real joy for me to talk to you because you are the first ever CD single I ever purchased. Murder on the dance floor.

Iconic. Thank you. That's so cool. It's so cool, Sophie, that you had, like, obviously you were the queen of music, of the airwaves, of the radio, was it officially in the 90s or the early 2000s, and now obviously you've had this huge resurgence,

and now you're the queen again. What's the biggest difference that you've seen between being famous back then and being famous again now? Probably one of the biggest changes is that I get to come back to New Zealand again because actually, you're right, I have been lucky enough to be singing

and doing what I do in the gap as well, but I guess it's brought me back to you. I don't know, I mean, I'm not really like... I've never been very good at talking objectively about my career. always just been really happy that I've done the thing I love for so long because it really is something that it's like a really happy long-term relationship that I have with music and with singing. I've only been to New Zealand for three days in my whole life. This is going to sort of double my amount of time I spent that. I remember being so struck by how beautiful it was. Did you have any

inkling when you were in the studio recording mood or on the dance floor that it would be the success it was? Like, Do you get a feeling when you're recording a song like that? You're like, oh my God, this is, we're onto something good here. You know what? It's funny because I know there's other songs I hear of other people. And I think, oh, they must have walked out of the studio, high-fiving each other on that one. But no, I mean, I think I've always just gone with my gut. And I'm quite selfish when it comes to my days in the studio.

I just want to make music that makes me feel good. And that's always been my starting point, my end point pretty much. I started it only wanting for it to make me happy. And that way you can kind of follow it where it goes. So it means that, you know, songs like merging the dance floor are still really good friends of mine. So, yeah, it's a simple thing, but it's something that's managed to, like, really sustain my passion, I think. Yeah, when you say sustain with your longevity in an industry that is notorious for chewing people up and spitting them out, what is your secret or your tip to people to have the longevity that you've had to be able to still be doing, as you said, what you love?

Well, I do think a little bit of having no plan B, to be honest with you, has all. always helped because I think as soon as you've got a plan B, there'll be so many on you're tested about using it. And I just never had anything else I could think of or nothing ever seemed to be the thing to follow. It was just, it's always been music, like literally since I left school. And then I think for me, it's been about surrounding myself with good people. And what's been really sweet about the adventure that murder's taken me on recently is it's reminded me how many relationships I've made then that I still have now. So, for example, when I made the music video for Modern Dance,

if I worked with a director called Sophie Muller, who also made my last music video. We've now done nearly 20 videos together. My hair and makeup ladies are some of my best friends. All three of those women are now godparents to, you know, one of my kids. I've got really long roots now. And I think actually that's meant that I spend all the bits where you're not doing the doing but it's actually having a lot of fun.

Sophia, Elisbexter, thank you so much for allowing us to tick off another bucket list artist and have on the show. We really appreciate your time and the success you're having. Oh, my pleasure. We look forward to having you on a country for longer than three days next time. Come visit us when you're here. Yay, I can't wait.

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