The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW my phone was actually in my pocket...

Episode Date: April 12, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan return from the break, talk Easter survival with kids, and mark the anniversary of Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.” They debate Justin Bieber’s divisive Coachella set, share holiday highlights, and interview Gemma—who admits she once lit her own fart—then award her movie tickets. The team reacts to Artemis astronauts splashing down, with Megan questioning the 1969 moon landing. They play a Coachella “more or less” game, launch the Fuelette Wheel of Fuel giveaway, and spin for callers Tony and Jess. Dan reveals a “butt loofah” glove mix-up with his wife, celebrate the Warriors beating the Storm, prep for a cyclone, and chat to Treasure Island castmate Harrison about the island. 00:00 Back From Holiday Banter01:34 Mambo No 5 Birthday Talk02:38 Bieber Coachella Debate06:25 Holiday Highlights And Fuel Prices08:30 First Call Gemma Lights Farts11:47 Scandal Ryan Gosling Viral Clip12:58 Artemis Splashdown And Moon Doubts17:49 Coachella More Or Less Game20:48 Roulette Wheel Of Fuel Explained24:01 First Spin Tony Plays26:24 Butt Loofah Relationship Drama32:42 Exfoliating Glove Debate34:00 Warriors Break The Drought37:18 Coachella Bieber Backlash42:02 Cyclone Prep Confessions48:38 Fuel Wheel Giveaway51:34 Treasure Island Cast Chat56:49 Marriage Advice And 20 Second Hug

This is a podcast from Rover. Here's some of the best bits you missed from last week. Ah, kidding. We're back. We're back. We're back. Yeah, rested and ready to go. Although it doesn't really feel like we left, does it? Now that we're back.

I feel like I've had such a good holiday. Have you really? Yeah, well, sort of. To a certain degree, yeah. I felt like, well, good for you. I was looking forward to seeing you guys this morning. Oh, I'm definitely looking forward to seeing you guys, but it's because I want to get away from my kids.

As much as I love them. but yeah no that was not a holiday I was so excited to come back to work for my holiday yeah absolutely I feel for people over the last 48 hours as well that have been stuck inside with their ratbag kids you know it's it's hard being stuck inside how do people do COVID

it gets easier team my nine year old son found my old like Xbox 360 and then we pulled it out and we started playing Modern Warfare and I'm in the chopper and he's down below and reviving me and I'm like this is cool

goals right and like obviously love the kids But my goodness. Yeah, no break. No break. And now you're stuck with a couple of other kids in the studio. Yeah, no, we're you too. Rat bags. Nournags.

Well, you know what we've got in store for you in an hour? Easy Money's done. And we've got something exciting. Checking off this morning. It's even better. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Us versus the playlist.

Oh, give them. Beat, guys. Ooh, good start to a Monday playing that song. Mm-hmm. Although there is a couple of options We could replace it with Clinton It's a big day today On the stay

It is for Lou April 13th, 1975 The world was graced with the talent of Lou Bega Who released this song I wonder what the vibe was like If your name got mentioned in the song When the song was a hit

Like if you loved it or hated If your name was like Sandra Tina Erica Absolutely would have loved it You joking? I was gagging for him to say Megan. A little bit of Megan on the side.

Although I was very young, but this was the best song ever. Who was the greatest song? I actually really want the song to play, but I don't know if we can. So this was released in 1999. It was in the UK charts for four weeks at number one. It was nine. But it's been iconic for the rest of our lives, hasn't it? Yeah.

And apparently it samples a song by Perez Prado, which is an instrumental from 1949. So it wasn't even its original music. And nobody's done it like him since really No No No There's no song quite like it

No so there's that Although we could play some Justin Bieber After his performance yesterday Yeah we're gonna be talking about that later in the morning actually Whether you watch it on YouTube Or have seen the highlights on social media He didn't sing any of the old songs Well he kind of did

He sang along to some YouTube videos But no big performances It was like going to someone's party at 3am And they bring up YouTube And they start playing some YouTube He just played all his old songs off YouTube And like clips and stuff from paparazzi moments. Well, if you're doing throwbacks for the beads, probably the oldest ones.

Boyfriend. Otherwise, probably not as old. There's also... You can hear the young bebs in this. It looks a hell of a throwback. I don't know this one. This is one less honey girl. Oh yeah, of course.

What everybody wanted to be threw up on the stage for, right? And then there's one with Sean Kingston. Oh yeah, with Nikki Minaj. That's got to be old. Yeah, he did a bit of that on, but he just kind of sang it. Oh, no, sitting down. Has Nikki Minaj seen me cancelled now, is it she after her...

Oh, of course. She hates Trump. Yeah. I mean, she loves Trump. Yeah. Not that that's a cancable of a fence, but it is getting to the point there, isn't it? You want to give that one a bash? That is a banger.

I would like to hear it. Okay. And Meg is a Trump supporter, so she's a mother. Sorry, Lou Vega. Hey, Glezbury the Red Cap is not in. Yeah, interesting choice, Claire. Maga, baby. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Played, use that word, I guess, with inverted commas, Coachella. Yeah, we're going to talk about it later, aren't we, Meg? But surprisingly, a lot of people did enjoy it. Oh, my goodness, yeah, the feedback so far has been overwhelmingly positive. He's an artist, eh? He is, he is? And he's an icon, so I guess he could do what he was. Sometimes I do think celebrities will see how far they can take the piss

and people still lap it up. And they're like, this is crazy. Yeah, and he has the ability to do that. And I think other celebrities wouldn't be able to do that and get second, third, fourth, with chucksers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt very Kanye West. Back in the day we'd do something crazy

and everyone to go, it's art, though, we just don't get it. By the way, he got like 64 million sales of his album in the first day or something, so definitely not canceled. No. No, no. Yeah, he has a... It's like the Michael Jackson effect. Yeah. People still buy his albums. What about that? I've been invited to the...

Oh, I got invited to it, you know. Yeah, the movie pre-screening of that. He does look like, I feel... No, I don't feel for him, but he looks like he acts it very well. The actor, looks like he... Well, at the end of the day, there's a lot of people, like even the... What was it, Dharma? Jeffrey Dahmer. When they had their Netflix show.

Like, there are horrific people over history, and I'm just not specifically pointing out Michael in right. But they didn't make Jeffrey Darnahama look like a... pop star, I guess. No, but I mean, like, the guy who's playing the role, does an incredible job, regardless of whether they have anything to do with any... You're right. Sorry, I shouldn't be judging the actor.

I thought you were meaning, like, they paid the Geoffrey in a good light. No, no, no, I mean, like, the actor's just acting the part. But I'm like, it is an incredible story about how somebody, in the upbringing that Michael Jackson had to the fame that he went on to have. So I'm interested in the story, but there's this, like, weird thing about, like, are we still supposed to be? I think you can still watch it I mean if you separate the music from the man

It's still brilliant Isn't it? Like you can't get past Man in the Mirror My goodness me But yeah we can't get over separating Chapel Row and being an asshole Hey but I tell you what The subway is still a banger Yeah

God she's got some good vocals Yeah What was the highlight over the week off? I mean I got to do some jet ski Oh you love it still Yeah love And do they still have the big fuel tank in the sheds? You don't have to run it down to the, you know, down to the petrol.

It's all the fun, no, like, responsibility. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, just take it back. Because I was cruising the length of the North Island over the break, and so many places, like, four bucks a liter for diesel. I know. I was like, oh my God, fuel's gone mental. I had the hotel stay with my daughter, and it was heaven.

Oh, how good. It was so good. Yeah, it was so nice because you just got to see. and I think sometimes as adults the spark and joy can be taken out of little things that we take for granted. I actually still genuinely love going to a hotel. I get excited to see what the room looks like but seeing her

see a hotel for the very first time in her life and realize people can bring food to your room. It was just like... A problem though at three four is she's realizing you can just order ice cream and it arrives. She's not true. Does that happen at home? Yeah. Yeah. Can I suppose it reads. Yeah. And what about you, Clem? We're sure.

I went to Wanganui. So I went to Tohonga What was your highlight though? Yeah, we did like a whole lot of bike riding because we're hanging out with another family and they've got three kids, so there were five of them. And so we were doing a lot of bike riding, went to the lake and, yeah, it was good fun. Oh, gorgeous.

A bit of a slow pace. Nice little top of the tank. You did mention fuel as well, Clenn. Obviously you drive electric vehicles, but I did notice the fuel charges over the holidays because we did a lot of driving and I was like, I found a little kind of thing. thing to make it less difficult though.

Fill your car up once, which is a, you know, as it is an expense, but then only let it go to half. And then it's like, and then just fill it up from half, and it feels like it's not as expensive. But you're filling up twice as much. I know, yeah. No, I stopped and charged.

I charged the car from Wonganoi to Auckland. It cost me $4.56. Oh, God, this guy, you can't relate to him, eh? He's impossible to relate to. Clint. Clint, Megad. Lesh goal. First call.

of the day. First goal of the day. Hey, hello, Gemma. Good morning, Gemma. How is your Easter? How are you? We're good. You know what? We're better. Now we're talking to you, Gemma. A bit of information about Gemma if you're playing at home. She works at a cafe. In fact, she's the manager. She drives a Mitsubishi Outlander. She's an Aquarius. She's a single mum of two. You know what? I love single

mums. You guys are hard. Okay, mate. How's your wife? Not in that way. My mum was a single mum and they're the hardest working people out there. How do you do it, by the way? I'm more interested in how she lights her own farts. Oh, she can get that far. Obviously not too busy with the kids, eh? Let's relate that back to the farting question.

No, no, I could do that. Is that like that scene in Dumb and Dumber, where he, like, bends over and he's making friends with all the rich people in Aspen, and he lights his own fart? Yeah, no, you lie on your back and he cock your legs up. Yeah, that's how Jim Carrey did it? Jesus, are you doing that when the kids are around or when they've gone to bed? No, no, they've seen it once

And that was for... They've seen it once? I love that. Is it bare ass? Or is like pants on? Pants on, definitely. Especially when the kids are around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want that time. No, I mean, I don't mean every time. Imagine see that. Guys, hands come on. One's good. One more time you're like, right, once more. Wait, where in the country here from, Gemma? I'm in central Otago.

Yeah, right. Okay. Nice. And if you want a coffee, what's your cafe? Where are we going? Oh no, I don't know if I just say it. Two girls' cafe. How many girls are working there?

Are you the only one? No, no, there's a heap of us. There's about 10 girls. Okay, great. So you're disguised amongst the masses because otherwise I'd be going to the cafe going, what if she's the one that likes her farts? Yeah.

Or is it that one? Nah, it's probably that one. Yeah. No, I'd go to get my coffee made by the girl that lights her farts. Yeah. Not anymore, not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore.

When was the last time? How many years ago? 2019. Oh God, she knows the year. She was like, six years ago. It was pre-COVID. So when was there? 2019. Good on you, Gemma. Oh, Gemma, I hope you have a wonderful day, especially in the central Otago. The most beautiful part of the country. My God.

Yeah. We'll send you a double pass through on new must-see movie. The Debb. It's got Rebel Wilson in. It's in cinemas now. So you can check that one out. when you be like. Wow, thanks. Not so much, guys. Thank you. At least we can do for embarrassing you in front of the nation. And this one's for you this morning.

Different when I hear that now. And it's always remember to stay safe when you've got matches and lighters around, eh? Oh, especially if you don't wax. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure Gemma does. They get us far quick. The astronauts are back. Does Meg now believe?

that almost 60 years ago, we landed on the moon. And is she still a flat earther? All these questions answered next day. You can't call me a flat earther into Trump in the same morning. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. Two women have uploaded a video of Ryan Goslin on the red carpet looking shocked at how attractive he is.

It's going viral because his wife Eva Mendez commented on it saying, I agree. And girls, I'm telling you, he is also the most incredible partner and father. I love letting everybody know that. Oh, piss off. God, that piss smell. Sorry. Dan forgetting his thinking out loud.

Ninety four two. Glendez. Clint Meg and Dan. Scandals all thanks to the Blues. Friday night party gets the Highlanders at Eden Park, rally the crew and get along. Yeah, and they got DRAX projects as well, playing the halftime show. The Lays and Piro show. That's cool.

I wonder what they pay the boys to do that. Well, the halftime show at the Super Bowl, I don't think you get paid. Oh, I don't know. So I don't know if they're. they'd be getting paid much at all. You'd do it for the clout, don't you? Yeah, to a point. Till a point.

And then you go, no, okay, it's our time. Yeah. Yeah, if Justin Bieber's getting paid 20 million New Zealand dollars to live out on a stage in gumboots, I think. Was he? Yeah, it was 10 million US, so around that. Yeah, gumboots. And he had his foot up as well for most of the performance.

It could not been him. Yeah. But anyway, we'll talk more about that later. Yeah, in the meantime, the Artemis 2. The astronauts returned. It was like Saturday morning, New Zealand time, after circling the moon and then coming back down

they had like three parachutes that came out of whatever was left of the spaceship still lit the water pretty hard I thought I saw. A success after the first one I think burned up in the atmosphere didn't it? Yeah. They were going Mac 34 when they were coming into re-entry

which is 34 I think 34 times the speed of sound That's why they need three parachutes Can you imagine how fast that is? Like fast in a bullet comes out of a gun they were travelling into the atmosphere. You're joking. No.

I didn't know that. Incredible. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyB. You're charged to score $50,000 worth of fuel was 7 o'clock this morning. But first, the astronauts that circled the moon,

sort of went around it, checked it out, did a bit of a rickie, and then came home, landed on Saturday morning. Beautiful photos they took of the moon as well, and the eclipse of the sun. They were genuinely, like, mind-blowing, the photos. I agree, the photos were absolutely amazing.

First time we've seen the dark side of the moon, that part. And just amazing bravery. I think it was a really cool crew. I liked watching the footage and seeing a woman up there as well. She was great. Oh, yeah. She was actually the most qualified out of the four.

And yet she's still got thousands of comments of people saying furthest away a woman should be from the kitchen. Like just still sexist jokes. Really? Yeah, everywhere. Those guys that say that. Like, they don't even have their profile. Like, they don't have their faces, their profile pictures.

It's like like a four-wheel drive or something. The audacity. But yeah. Incredible stuff. Was there no kitchen on the spaceship? Oh, shut up. Okay. Here was them touching down.

Splashdown confirmed at 7.7 p.m. Central Time, 5.07 p.m. Pacific time. From the pages of Jules Verne to a modern day mission to the moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete. Integrities astronauts back on Earth. We're pretty clever. I watched it live, the old landing. Do they scream like Haiti perioded on the way down? I didn't know.

I didn't hear the screaming, no, yeah. Because I've got some stats here. This is actually incredible. The speed in which they traveled on reentry is 40,000 kilometres per hour, which is more than 40 times the speed of an airliner when you're travelling. The heat shield at the bottom of the reentry module

reached 10,000 degrees Celsius, which is your oven probably goes to 200, maybe 250, you've got a fancy oven. 10,000 degrees. That was definitely the most nerve-wracking part, apparently, of the mission, was the re-entry. That's where they were going to have the most problems. Yeah. And they landed safely.

None of them had any injuries. So we've got another Artemis mission, and then the next one after that is landing on the moon. Yeah. Again. Again. Again. Again. Okay.

Because he doesn't believe. Well, look, you can see why. You can see, like, I'm nobody, and I've obviously, I'm not a, like, a, a, like, a, I'm not an incredibly smart woman but I do just sit there and my brain doesn't connect it when we're still struggling to get on the moon now with all the technology we have

but do you think that's you can't connect with it because you're not smart yes probably and I don't deny that wait so you're saying in 1969 when President Richard Nixon picked up his landline and called the moon that this was fake hello Neil and Buzz

I'm talking to you by telephone from the over room at the White House and this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made from the White House. From a landline, he's talking to the moon. And that's all these little bits and pieces, like the filming, the live to televisions, the landline called live to the moon.

All those things make me doubt that it was real when really they could have landed and not done all the fancy, shmancy stuff and made it broadcast live. You know what I mean? That's why I said that can't have happened. You can't call the moon. from a landline.

You've seen the audio. Yeah. I mean, Donald, did you see when Donald Trump called them and they all stood? They're like this. They all just called them. And they were like, oh, sorry, I think we've got a problem with that audio. They go, nope. You're cutting out, mate, sorry.

Yeah, so big. Incredible stuff. So excited to see the next two missions. I think the next one is another like manned one where they do a similar thing and then they're landing on the moon. Will you believe it? That's the question. Yes, of course I will.

I really will, but I don't. We did it and we broadcast live. I would love to see this little flag up there, though. Maybe they can go and visit it. Let's do a campaign to try and get Meg on the next one. Get you imagine. Mega Wish Foundation or something. All right.

Clint Meg and Dan. Time for more or less. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. See how you go against Dan and I. Okay, boys. We're doing Coachella, more or less, who has performed more. and I am including guest cameo appearances. So not just headlining, but also just, you know.

The 26 events still on. It's one more day, right? The hour time, New Zealand time. Yeah, Carol G is tonight. Carol G is tonight. Carol Ging. And so great. And the next weekend.

She's the one from Tiger King. Yeah. Did you see? Carol Baskin. Oh, sorry, different one. Carol B. Yeah. Teddy Swims and his reaction to his billboard

pulling into Coachella and stuff. No, I didn't see, but I did see that he was performing and he was at a very good time on a very good stage and I was very proud of him. I know, it's just so awesome to see like good, like nice people doing well. Agreed, okay. Who has performed more,

Belly Ailish or Arianne Grande? Oh, that's a tricky one, Clint. I would have gone, I know Ailish has performed, was she there last year? I was, I mean, I have nothing to go on, but I just felt Eilish straight away. But then Arianna's been round longer. I would have gone Ariana Grande.

Okay, yeah, let's do that. Ariane Grande. In correct, Billy Eilish. 2019 solo sets and headliner and then she was a guest for Lana Daray for hers. All right. Harry Stiles or Lady Gaga. Gaga's been a round longer. Yeah, Harry Styles, I think, has only done it once. Let's go Gaga.

Nana. Nah, that would have been better. He was a headliner in 2022 and then he was a guest with Calvin Harris and then did another guest appearance as well. Oh, he's got a lot of friends, isn't he? He does. Okay, Justin Bieber or Duelipa? Justin Bieber said it was his dream to perform, so I don't think he's ever done it.

Okay, so let's go with Dua Leaper. Incorrect. Jesus. Because he, yeah, he was a headliner, but he's never done a solo set, but he has been a guest for Ariana and for Thames. Of course he has. Yeah, in the past. Well, if you know all this stuff, what are you doing?

Doja Cale, the weekend? Doja. I'll give it to you, it's a tie. That was a bit of a trick question. Yay. You're going on to Clint. Six times each with lineups and guest appearances and headlining and stuff. This actually should be a game of who has more friends.

Yeah. That's true. If I took away, yeah, yeah. And Beyonce or Rihanna? Who is more friends? Who is more? Who would get invited more? I go on, man. Beyonce, I feel like she would be too above it. Oh, I don't know. I feel like she might be to do her own set, but she'll get out and just like, yeah, I do a song and leave. Do you think? I feel like Beyonce would never guess to do a guest appearance.

Oh, let's go with Dan. He's going to say Rihanna. Incorrected, is Beyonce. She was a guest for her sister, a couple of days. times, then of course she did Baychella headlined and then she was a guest in cameo as well Of course she did. Yeah, okay. I should have known it.

Oh well, you gave us a gimmie. So we got one from five and I just know if you did any better. I think we'll win and that's what we could be happening very soon. Yeah, 50,000 bucks worth of fuel to give away this morning and less than 10 we'll explain how right after this. Clint Megandandan. It's time for Clint Megyn Dad's New L'Let.

It's your roulette. of fuel. We got a whole bunch of car brands on this morning. We're going to play just after 7 o'clock, but we'll give you a bit of a heads up because you may not have heard too much about it. Yeah. We've been a little bit suss because we knew we were leading up towards us because we've given you the chance to win like 200 bucks worth of fuel over the last couple of weeks. This is one of the funnest things I think we've done because it's very simple. On paper, it's simple. Yes, but there is a lot of jeopardy involved, isn't there? Yeah, well that's a word. It's like a roulette wheel, isn't it? So we're going to give you a chance

to just give us a call and if you get on the show, you win a hundred bucks. We're fuel, done. That's yours. In the bank. Yep, lock it away. Then you just tell us the make of your vehicle and we'll spin the wheel and if it lands on your car, you win five grand worth of fuel. How many wedgers are there, Dan? Oh, click, you've asked me a quick.

I'd say there's probably at least 20 on there. No, I think it's 15, but if you want to check for me. Okay, so I'm going to go. You do a count. I think it's 16, actually. Does you remember where he started? 16, 16. So you were wrong. Yeah, yeah. More than 20 was Way off.

So 1 in 16 chance to win $5,000 worth of fuel. And then you can either say, yep, that's me, boys. I've taken it and go, I'm going home with that. Or you can say, I want to risk it again. We will re-spin the wheel if it lands on your car for a second time. $50,000. I mean, mad respect if you risk that 5K. Yeah, you don't get to take the 5K if you risk it for 50K.

If someone goes, yeah, I want to go again for 50, we need to like get the boss on. I'd love to just get his reaction game. We've just been told that Jess is going to forego the five and she's going for 50. Oh, yes, I think they would be unbelievably tired. I think genuinely what will happen. Say, for instance, they go, they risk the five and they go for 50. It lands on their car again.

They win 50 grand. One of us is, we'll have to go. Yeah, absolutely. Last one in, first one out, Dad, see you later. Yeah, I'll be out of here. No way. I think they'd have to go, look, guys, we're going to have to make some cuts. That will just make a little cut to Clint.

He probably won't notice anyway. Great thing as well if you do want to check out the live stream because we have to live stream it all so you know it's all legit. You can text word fuel to 3343 and we'll give you the link. We'll go live on Insta. And we're doing this literally next, aren't we? Yeah. Novus are the ones jumping on board.

They're on board with everything at the moment. They're also supporting the national stone skipping champs and melanoma awareness. Oh, Novice. And fuel net. Wow. They're on, they're just across everything those guys. Stone skipping champ. Yeah.

How do we get involved with that? I want to have a go, right? That's fun. It's all about the rock, really. Well, not necessarily. I think it's all in the spin. You've got the car? We've got the cash.

Fuel prices got you down? Clint Meg and Dan have the perfect pickup. It's time to spin the wheel. This is 50K fuel let. Here we go. Your car can be winning your $50,000 worth of fuel every morning. It's seven and eight. Just get on here.

You instantly win 100 bucks worth the fuel. And then you just tell us you're a car brand. We will speed. spin the fuel let wheel, the roulette wheel of fuel. If it lands on your car, five grand worth of fuel instantly yours. Good morning, Tony. First one to play this game, congratulations. You have won yourself $100 worth of fuel.

That is yours in the pocket right now. Yeah, it's in the bank. Woo-hoo, thank you so much. Morning, team. Morning, Tony, before we go to it, are you the type of person to risk your luck if you were to win 5K? Would you re-spin, you think? Absolutely not.

Oh, you're not. So we already know. No. No, 5,000's a lot. Well, we could talk her into her if she does it. I mean, you never know. Like, you might start riding high, you know, when you go, oh, my God, it's on my side.

Because if we do get the 5 grand, then you'll have the opportunity to re-spin for $50,000. But that's something you can decide if at the moment it happens. All right, Tone, what are you rocking? What sort of wheels are you driving? A Mitsubishi. Oh, okay, a Mitsubishi. It is on the wheel.

Okay. Dan's going to give it one big spin. You can text the word fuel to 3343 if you want to watch the live link, just to make sure everything is above board. Good luck, Tony. $5,000 on the line. I am spinning now. Big spin.

Well, Tony, hopefully you don't have much on this morning because I think this is going to go on for quite a while. I probably spun it too quickly there. For five grand. There's a one in 16 shot. Here we go, here we go. Okay, it's spinning.

It's just gone past it, but it's coming back. It's coming back with good pace. I'm sorry Tony You didn't Land on Mitsubishi It was only about four Four wedges away Yeah four wedges that was coming back

I was like it's gonna land on there So unfortunately No 5K for you Tony But $100 for yours That's okay Thank you so much Thanks Tony Oh that's fun

Yeah we play every morning twice every morning Seven and eight See the boss He like got up and he walked over to the producer glass He was looking at looking And he just says and he turns around and goes back to a scene

here's a tip if you've got to get that stress you're going to be so stressed for the next few weeks you've got to take a chill pill okay and we're buying again at 8 so he's not even a lot today

my god he's got a good head of hair as well he's got a lot to lose oh he's got a great head of hair actually our boss yeah oh man I thought we were in then I actually thought I was like just beginner's luck

imagine that actually you should be spinning at Clint you're the luckiest person I don't know I dance maybe I'll spin at 8 yeah Sounds fun. Glenn.

Back from our week and a half holiday because we had the long weekend with Easter. Yeah. And I want to front foot this. This next story I'm going to tell you. I'm a loofa guy. Now, we've spoken a lot about loophers. The thing you use in the shower to wash.

I'm so sorry. You might have done that on your own show. When I was away, I'm a dundee leave. You guys spoke about lupers a lot. I'm just going to go through the archive and find out how often we're talking about lufers. Give me a sec. I don't remember that, but go on.

If you find one other time, I'll be surprised. 2004, no... If you wouldn't search loofer, you'll find them. Anyway, so we've spoken about it. At Norsegian... Okay, according to you. We'll go on. Where I use a loof.

And I have for many, many years. I grew up with a loofer. And so I'd go in the shower, and I'll admit, I've used it all over my body. So I've been rocking a lufer. I update the... maybe on a yearly basis where I'll wash... Oh God, you're broken.

Upper body and work my way down to the nether regions, and then I'll work that. Replace once a year? Probably. I'll be honest. Are you talking about a puff? Or are you talking about a lufor on a stick? No, it's just a puff.

You see them every. We've seen them before. We'll see them again. We've spoken about them a lot. Pink blue, like one of those. The one of those. The one I've got is purple. My latest.

It used to be cream. Yeah. And I would say probably a month go, I saw a video on Instagram saying that you should, like, and the guy that was doing it was saying that he was the same as me and he'd used a lufa on his butt and his genitals, as well as the rest of his body for many years.

And they put it under this thing, and it said that it had so much bacteria in it. And so he's gone to a two lufa situation. Got it. And I was like, brilliant, I'll do the same. And so I purchased what is, I would describe as like a glove. So you put it on your

hand, and it's like a kind of exfoliates, glove. Yes, I've seen them. Yes. Right. And so I went out and purchased that and I've now got my body lufor. Right for your butt. No, for the rest of my body where I use the upper body, neck, torso legs. I've got to use a scratchy glove for your ass. And then I swap it out and

put the glove on and I do my butt. Okay, I call it my butt lufa. Do you? So it's just, the glove is only for The glove is just the backside. So, yeah, and I sort of do a little bit of the front. Undercarriage stuff. Just undercarriage gear. Just okay.

I've been rocking the butt. for about a month. Okay. Over the holidays, I had a little bit more time at home. Right. And so, I was at an hour. Hannah was at home. She works from home some mornings.

She was in the shower. No. I don't want to... Out of the morning. All right. And I needed to get something out of the bathroom. Go and tell me this, Dan. Go on.

I walked into the bathroom. Yeah. And I was greeted with Hannah. Exfoliating her face. But she was exfoliated. No, that's her fault. That's not her fault. How is that her fault?

She needs to ask, what is this new loop for? She can't assume it's a face loophole. That's what I say. Yes, Dad. I'm Team Dan. There is no way you get an exfoliating hand clobber you go. That might be three genitals. She needs to go test.

There's no one, no one's ever done that. No, so in her defense, she thought that it was there. She used to have a similar thing. I'd stuck it to the top. So it was very separated from my one down the bottom. So I knew which was different. She thought it had been purchased for her. She'd been using it for three weeks.

She needs to go, Dan, this is new. What is this for? Quite often at night as well, I'd go in there, use it on my butt. Five minutes later, she'd be in there and putting it on her face. But you don't put on a hand glove and go, this is for an ass. You don't, you don't automatically do that. I think it's for facial exfoliations. It is, it was a facial thing.

But the guy said, the guy that on the original YouTube video I saw, he said, just buy a face one and use it on your butt. So, it's just be a cautionary tale. Did you admit it and tell her, or did you watch and then slowly close to? I had to. Are we taking calls for who's in the wrong here? You or your wife? Like, what is a hand lufor for?

Is it for the face or is it for the neither region? Yeah, I was going to do like what nearly ended the relationship. Why ended the relationship? At what point did she realise what she was doing? Straight away, I said, Hannah, please don't use that. That's my butt lufer. She couldn't have come off her hand quicker. I'm taking Dan on this.

You don't just start using something on your face when you don't know who it is. I technically think I am in the right as well. She doesn't think so. Who's 10 you on? Dan bought himself a new lufor, a hand lufor that he's been using for his bits. But unfortunately, if I've got this right, Dan,

your wife used it on her face for three weeks before she realized what you were using it for. Yeah, about three weeks. She must have, like the must. The smell. Well, well, I still. It's actually quite a clean lufor. But I think obviously the bacteria is the stuff you can't see.

I think on team, Dan, like if there's a new way of washing yourself and it appears in the shower, you go, what is this for? I just wouldn't look at a face exfoliator and instantly think that's probably been used in my husband's genitalia. But if you're married to Dan. Oh, right, Clint. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Taking all of those things into account. I'm back on your side now.

Yeah, all right. Let's get the Danny L, 800. Did he how often do you think a luther needs to be changed? Oh Jesus Christ, Daniel, we've been more than bloody every month. Hold on, I change it every year. Are you changing your lufer every month? Were you Jeff Bezos? That is a high luther costs.

I don't have a lufor. I don't have a lufor. You don't have a lufo? Filling 99 cents at the chemist's warehouse, surely. Yeah, they're very cheap. Bloody hell. Who's in the wrong head? Do you think that Hannah should have just assumed it was her lufor?

Or do you think that she is not to blame? If it was my husband, I mean, first of all, I'd be like, why the hell are you buying a bloody luther, mate? And then, but second of all, I wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't. I'd be like, oh, the things could go wrong here. Yeah. So I was saying is Hannah Stereon.

Yeah, I would have asked first. I would have asked first and been like, oh, what's happening here? Why have we got gloves instead of... Oh, sorry, instead of like, yeah, flannels and bits of pieces, that's exactly right, I think, that if anything new does turn up in the show, shower and your husband has bought it specifically and hasn't asked you to buy it. Erin says, I don't understand the thought process of using a

scratchy face exfoliating glove. So is that what they are for? It's not exfoliating glove. Yes, he bought a face exfoliating glove. It's that. I've got a photo of it. It's not... It's a glove and you're meant to clean your face and rub it on your face. It says exfoliating glove. It doesn't say face. It's very, like, it's not hard at all.

Like, it's very soft, if anything. It's a very light exfoliation. Well, that's funny because you're not Cleaning it hard. Good enough. Dan's not going to be getting any ingrown hairs any time soon, boys. No, there's nothing down there. Oh, are you waxing or something? Is that what you're doing?

He must be because he's exvalued. Now we don't. Now we don't. I'm not like you, Clint. I've got the whole Kib and Kiboodle done down there. Clint's fully bald. Yeah. And bleached.

But I will say, you know what, just try it for once. You can be bald and bleached, Sam. Pick a joke. They don't both work together. You can bleach no beurves. You bleached the skin. No, I mean the skin. Yeah.

All right, Dan. Anyway, just some prostit tips down there. He would, he would. If anybody, it's good. Clint, Meg and Dan. How good, the drought's over. The Warriors Meg. Finally beat the Melbourne Storm 3814 on Saturday night, ending.

One of the longest droughts against a single opponent in the NRL. 16, sorry, 17 games dated back to July 2015 over 10 years ago. Is it safe to say now? with a lot of confidence that it's our year. In terms of it's our best chance of getting to the final. Second on the table again? What's different between this and other years? Have we got new boys?

We just started really well. Like, we had one of the best starts. Have we got new boys, do we? That's the thing. Like, other teams had injuries. Like, why this year? I think it's not necessarily, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't necessarily think it's the boys.

It's just the way they're playing as a cohesive unit is better than they've ever done. that a new coach? No, well, he's the same coach as we had last year, but last year we were in the top four until we had a bunch of injuries and then we slipped out of the top four and we went out in the first round. So he'd be getting paid a packet by this point now, right? I would think so.

Yeah, I would think so. To put that in perspective, so the last time the Warriors beat the Melbourne storm. Oh, by the way, if you missed the moment. Warriors, hang on, they've done it. They've broken the drought. And they have done it in the most emphatic fashion.

The last time we beat the storm, TikTok didn't exist. Wow. Disney Plus was still four years away from becoming a thing. It's a long time. Sean Street, and the time between the Warriors being the storm, it pumped out over 2,000-1-5,000 episodes. That's incredible. You said TikTok didn't exist?

No, TikTok. TikTok. Do you want an ice cream mix? You think about food again? Can someone get us from the vending machine? Sorry, thank you. That makes much more sense. was a year old

and was not widely used in New Zealand as a thing everyone was still like what's this of Uber stuff we're all still getting taxis the last time we beat the storm Stranger Things hadn't even been created no one knew what Stranger Things was

Neither had iPods They hadn't been created And if you're wanting the latest iPhone You would have been rocking a six The last time the Warriors beat the storm What was the year again Clint? 2015 2015

God I was You mean AirPods weren't created Not iPods AirPods, yeah, iPods was a bit further back. Yeah, I would have been like 19 or something? No, you were not. I was 25, so you would have been much older than that. I was 19. So, 19, no, shoot.

Take that number and add to 10. So get it, boys. Yeah, I did think it could be our year, Meg, if we beat a team like the Storm or the Panthers, who we've got coming up as well. Oh, so when did the Panthers? Are they two weeks neaps from now? Yeah, a couple weeks away. I'll check the drawer. Yeah, so the Panthers are top of the table.

and the Classes team at the moment and we are playing them in three weeks, four weeks. Does it safe to say that if we win again, if we win this year? Like I said last year, I'll stick to my word and I will get a warrior's tattoo on my body if we win it. Were you actually? You wouldn't even get

a matching tattoo with your mum. 31st of May. She could get the Warriors tattoo if she wants. Coachella highlights I guess the winners, the losers and Justin Bieber. Where are the the heck does he sit in that list? It's a real mixed bag if you've seen the performance.

Yeah, well, first off, let's, yeah, let's get into Bieber, even though that was yesterday and Sabrina was the night before. So Justin Bieber was called Bieber cell. Basically, everybody has been using Justin Bieber songs for their Get Ready With Me, Coachella videos, because he is like the big gear of the weekend. He's an icon, isn't he? We know Sabrina, we love Sabrina, and she put on a hell of a show, which we'll get into. But I think it's because Bieber hasn't done something like this for a long time

that people have been really excited for his comeback. I know I tuned in last night. I didn't watch Sabrina live. I watched the highlights of her thing, but I tuned in live last night because I wanted to see his comeback. Like a lot of people would have, right? Yes.

Disappointed. Very disappointed. Interesting. He did a lot of his performance. I mean, he was on stage alone, just him and his Mac laptop and a microphone. He brought out a couple of guests, but maybe not names that you would know as well.

And he lay on the stage. He sat on the stage a lot, and he sang along to some old song. Any other songs all over the world tonight I need you broke I gotta see you through And it's hot all over the world tonight Any other bits to go back in?

Um Him singing baby Yeah Go on Say there's another Look right in my eyes My first love from my heart for the first time And I

This is just him like a painting picture Him in front of a laptop And the YouTube video is playing on the screens he's literally just singing over it. So he's doing karaoke. Not even karaoke, because karaoke, there's no other vocal on it. So he's singing over himself. Now, what people...

Standing on business is him watching the video of him being caught by paparazzi and he played that. This is crazy. You know, these damn paparazzi, man, I don't know if it's really clocking to them. These guys just won't leave me alone, bro. I'm a dad, I'm a husbandy guy. Is that the equivalent is when you go,

oh my God, watch this guys, watch this, and you show a video and you can see everyone's getting bored? So we had a big group chat in our edge chat last night about it. A lot of people saying it was, you know, like, not acceptable, lazy, self-indulgent. But there were a couple of people who sit from our marketing team who were saying, I think it's healing, he's smiling a lot, and she was in the collective that everybody agreed with on the internet.

People were saying his child's voice and his adult's voice together with something special and for everywhere. Beaver Fever alive more than ever. He is the greatest entertainer of our generation. That is BS. Finally, Justin Bieber, getting the respect he deserves. It's not. It was just lazy.

Like, if you compare to Sabrina Carpenter's performance, which was incredible, the set, the dancing, the way she performed that whole set, is incredible. He laid on the stage and played YouTube videos. And I will say this, in his defense, his vocal was outstanding. Yes. He had the chops there to do a great job. It was so disappointing because he didn't.

it was just like he phoned it in. I'm all for people revolutionising the way that they do concerts rather than just the same old, same old. But if you're going to change it, you've got to change it for the better. And it looks like he changed it. It was just lazy. It just looked lazy. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely a take where people were saying that it's, you know, healing

and it was amazing, he was having a good time. And I think it is that deep to say that if a woman did that, they'll get absolutely ripped to pieces and to shreds. Like, I don't think you could compare to Sabrina with him. He's been around for a lot longer than Sabrina has, if Miley Cyrus came on stage to headline Coachella, sat in gunboots and played a few clips of YouTube and didn't actually perform. I do think she'd have more judgment on her.

Bella, you've got a reason as to why he used YouTube? Yeah, well, I just saw it actually this morning that they said it was all because he doesn't own his songs anymore. So it was sort of representing that as well, that he himself has to play them through YouTube. I thought that was pretty meaningful. That's incorrect, actually, Bella, as well, because I've just Googled it and found a article about it saying that Hypnogus, the company that owns his back catalogue now, they own the rights to his music,

but he is still allowed to perform the songs. So that's not the reason for it. Yeah, I think because even, like, other artists, they didn't own their music, like Taylor performed and would sing her songs, but she just didn't get the money from them, I think, maybe. And people are saying that I'm not a fan, I am a fan, that he was literally the only one. That's why I'm disappointed by it.

I'd love Justin Bieber, but I just was so disappointed by the performance. He could have been so much better. It was just disappointing. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Right. Did you over or underprepure for the Cyclone on Sunday? Louise said it was a mild warm day

in Central Otagas. Oh, yes. Lucky a few, because I know a lot of parts of the country were evacuated, so I hope you're doing all right and the devastation isn't too intense now that you're hopefully back there. Absolutely. And this is not us making light of the people that were affected were evacuated in a Hoppe and I think in Fakhatana

as well but in Auckland at least in my area at my house I mean we have genuinely had more debris come off our deck on a normal weekend you know there wasn't any it was no more than a wheat weather day and let's be honest it's much better to be overprepared

than underprepared but I think there's also a point where you're at Meg's level where you go Jesus before the comparison because I know some of the things that Meg had, but not all. My wife said to me on Saturday, she's like, I'm going out to the supermarket, do you want anything?

And I said, oh yeah, the Warriors are on, can you get me some beers? So that was all I requested, she got the bears, they were useful, I drank half of them. So they didn't help if the storm had been more intense, but that systems of preparedness. That was my level. Then you have Meg's.

Okay, now, not all of this was bought just from this weekend, but some things were. Stop trying to, okay, here we go. I'm going to go through what I have. in no particular order shoelaces Okay, because they'll become a currency when there's a...

That's one big thing Yeah, that's... People'll be trading shoelaces. Why, I don't know. Three different types of rope. How long? I don't... Meeters, meters of rope.

What are they got shoelaces? To tie the kids to us when we're in a flash flood. You used the shoelaces. Tye the rope. I'd be worried that you'd move around and stuff and it'd end up being more of a choking hazard.

Fish in line. You already got to use. Shulaces and rope. When do you fish? When was the last time you fished? Never fished. Never fish. Did you buy hooks and sinkers and swivels?

No. You're going to put the nylon in the water. See what happens. See what happens. She can maybe fashion a net out of the nylon, Clint. Who knows? Carry on. High vis vests for the whole family.

Okay. The fish will see you? Sox. Underwear for the family. Gumboots. Okay, shoot you. A packet of busily bars. Three packets of tuna.

Tid apples. You already got fish. Don't even go fishing. Yeah. No, that's in case the fish out. on the bite. Greedy? You never know. You're not going to catch them every day. Meg sitting there, right at the wharf and she's got a can of tuna, just rubbing it in. All the people being like, gosh, she's got can tuna and she's fishing. Grady.

15 litres of water, a headlamp, two torches, candles, lighters, a flint striker, I guess in case they brought out of it. Oh, I've watched Survivor Me. People really struggle with those. Did you have a sharp knife? What are you going to hit the flint with? How are you going to fill out your fish? With a nylon. About a kettle. nappies, rubbish bags, tarpaulin, sneakers, beanie, buckets, waterproof jacket, two carapidinas.

How are you putting it to absentee down to the river? Down to the river. Hold on, but also Meg, where are you putting all this? Like, how are you going to fit all this in a bag? How do you carry it when you've got kids literally tied to you with rope? Two minute noodles.

Panadol, hair ties, touchlights, camping lanterns. And what's my last thing? Oh, and then rain jackets right and you literally live on a hill like about three quarters of Auckland would need to drown

before the water even got to you it'd be a Noah's Ark type of flood event for this to, for her house to be underwater there's no way you could carry it all I reckon you'd have to pick your top five items and I don't know what they are yeah I also like put the baby books a little closer in case we needed to evacuate

so yeah you know you know we laugh but who you You guys will be laughing when one day there is the apocalypse and I've got my three packets of tuna. I know where I'm coming out to West Auckland to your house if there's a flood. Because I know Meg's got more than enough.

I'll be like, can I have some fishing line? Listen, you know, I'm laughing about it now, but I can't tell you how serious I was when I was by the high fish and the fishing line. Like, what do you roll with me? She even influenced my wife. She'd message my wife. Oh, don't talk to me about your wife.

She told me she's got 11 packets of frozen spinach in the fraser in case you guys. I'd rather pass away. I'd rather pass away. I'm leaving it. Did you overall underprepared for the cyclone? Meg had a list that is too long to repeat. Look, I know, and I can laugh about it looking back, but all I was thinking at the time is I was seeing,

they were like, get your grab bags, ready, I've got two kids, you know, and I just lost my mind a little bit. I lost my mind. I just wanted to make sure I was prepared to look after them, whatever happened. Yeah, and I think you are prepared now for another event where there is some sort of horrible zombie apocalypse nylon and shoelaces become currency.

You would have been laughing and I would have been calling you me going, help me, help me, because all I did was pulled an old Xbox out of the cupboard and I got a box of beers. But you would actually, you were about as prepared as we had to be in Auckland because nothing really happened yet. Yeah, so lucky me. Yeah, let's go to Hannah. Hannah, oh, you were in Papa Moa.

Apparently it was quite bad there. Yeah, no, it wasn't great, but we've definitely had worse. But yeah, I was somewhat in the middle. prepared. What did you have for your situation? Were you shoelaces prepared? Yeah, well,

we got three kids who had two teenagers in the three-year-old, so I packed a bag for the three-year-old. Oh, you're good in the teenagers. They can look after themselves. Yeah, yeah. Charged our power banks

and a couple of lead headlight torches. Went to the supermarket, left it way too late. They completely sold out of bread and buns and water and milk and everything. So, yeah, I kind of just brought, there was a packet of crumpet, so I got that, and ended up getting some bees in a couple of fizzies.

Yeah, beers and crumpets. I mean, you'd have a good time, Anna. You can use the crumpet to dry yourself, I guess, or something if you needed to. I forgot, I did have a power bank as well. That was another thing. Yeah, I mean, it only lasts a couple days, but in some sort of a zombie apocalypse, how long do you want to kick around for it? I know.

Yeah, if you're worrying about shoelaces and nylon, there's not a world I want to live in. Nah, Dan's sitting there eating his, like, frozen spinach than his wife. Enough frozen spinach. Enough frozen spinach last us 12 days. I'll be gone by day six. I don't think I'd go, Hannah, I can't eat another frozen spinach in a plate. I'm done. You could walk out and go zombies, dang me.

I'd walk out into the flood and be swept away. That's what I'd do. Okay, Clint Megan Dan's... But I'd be full of protein from the spinach. Fuel let at less than 90 seconds. Clint Megandandan. Lesh go! Your car is your ticket to win.

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As simple as that really, me, give me a car brand right now that's on the wheel. Ford. I would have gone Hyundai personally. Okay. If it lands on Ford, you could have won $5,000 it's landed on Mazda, so unlikely this time. Good, we're getting rid of the bad Jews in the house. Okay, okay, so if you want to have a crack at it,

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What sort of coming? I've got one of those. What are you got, Jess? I've got a Nissen. What's it costing to fill up these days? Yeah, it's a lot. and I've got three wee boys who have lots of sports. So this would be incredible.

Okay, come on, Jesse. Well, at least you've got 100 bucks with the fuel right now anyway. So there's that. Yeah, that's amazing. Now we've got Yorker is on the board along with 15 others. So if yours does come up, Dan's going to give it. Do you want to do a light, medium or hard spin? Oh, hard one.

Go hard one. I'm good at a hard one. Okay, here we go. And three, two, one. Hard spin on the way. For $5,000 worth of fuel, Jesse. He gets fuel to 3,34, 3, 4, 3, 3. see the live stream.

How does the boss look close? Oh, he's so stressed. Our boss. He's in the booth. He's usually the job as well, so I think, you know, he doesn't want to. Here we go, here we go. It's just crossing this and it's coming back around. It's not going to make.

Oh, it's landed on Toyota. I'm so sorry, Jesse, but you still have that $100. We'll fill up your tank once at least. Oh, that's awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Yeah, no, that's awesome. Thanks, Jess. The only one who's managed to do it so far.

The boss is happy. Look, he's skipping out. Yeah. Here you go. He lives to fight another day. Maybe it's Dan. Maybe it's saying, were you going to spin it because you are the luckiest? Guys, it's day one.

Okay, maybe we'll let them choose who they want to spin it. Because Dan's 0 for two now. Never let me spin it, guys. The wheel hates me. The unluckest woman alive. The roulette of fuel back again, 7 o'clock tomorrow morning and 8 as well every morning. Very special guests in the studio next, guys. If you don't know, Celebrity Treasure Island has been teasing the celebrities with a whole bunch of close-up shots over the weekend.

And one of them I was like, okay, I know who that is. And they join us next. It's an iconic person. You all know who they are. Clint, Meg and Dan. The celebrities have been announced. The island is calling again. We've got a brand new set of main characters.

And they're ready to battle it out for the ultimate treasure. New celebrity Treasure Island starts April 27th on 2 and TV and Z-plus. How exciting. Yeah, it does. And one of our very own is going to be on the show for how long we do not. Not no. Good morning, mate. Morning guys. How are you? How exciting.

Yeah, I'm so excited. The news is out. It's the biggest secret I've had of my life. Are you good at a secret keeper? Yeah. Yeah, if TVNZ is listening, for sure. The great secret keeper. Be honest, how many people have you told? Like, you obviously would have told your parents.

Yeah, they said don't tell anyone, but I have told my parents. Yeah, I had to tell my parents, for sure. They had to know. You've got to get the secret for a while, too. Yeah, it was. It's been a long time ago we've filmed it. Yeah, because also you say it was a long time ago. You have to go away for how many days?

Ooh, can't say. Can't say. Yes. So, for instance, you stayed for the whole time. It's like 10 days away. You can't get away with... Is it close to a month? Yeah, close to a month.

Yeah, I thought so. That's a long time. Yeah, I know. Especially from work or kids and stuff. And everyone has been announced? Everyone's out there. Right, because we've got a bunch of random questions we are going to put to you. and I guess you're going to have to throw your fellow castmates under the bus

potentially based on what some of these questions are. Great. First one. Who was the most annoying person on the island? Oh, in a really nice way, David Krayos. He's a comedian. He's not annoyed. I love him, but he's just out the gate.

Like he just can't turn off. Oh, right, right, a bit like Clint. Okay, got it. In a similar sort of fashion. Okay, here's one. Who ate the most? Oh. It was like the hog of all the food.

Vinnie Bennett, garbage guts. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I thought there's a lot to choose from. Who was the most surprising that you thought you made a connection with as a mate that you're like, I did not know that in this lifetime we would be friends. Oh, new bestie. Yeah.

Simon Barnett. No. He is a king. I'm so grateful to know him. He's amazing. Wow. Okay, there's a few more there. Why don't you pull out your own now?

Because I feel like it's mean when we're leading. witness. Who's your show bestie? Sammy Pull. Yeah, she was Miss New Zealand, 2020. Yes, I know, Sammy. She was my friend, too. Oh, she's single. She's, uh... That's whatever. She's... I think she is single.

She's a wonderful, wonderful girl. I'm really, really kind, hard. Yeah, we just can be on her, like, personalities and stuff? Oh, shut up. She is, though. She is wonderful. She's great. Another one. Oh, who ate the most? Yeah, who ate the most?

It's the most annoying. Yep, no David Kraos. who is his laziest around camp? Oh, that's a, that's a scandalous one. I kind of want to say me for a bit. Lazyest around camp. There's not much to do, so everyone kind of pretended to look busy. And so I was like, I'm not going to pretend to look busy. And so I'm not going to pretend, like, we'll just sit.

What are we doing or waiting? Was that part of your strategy, though? Because I'd imagine a strategy is sort of you want to go under the radar a little bit, not too much. So what was your strategy? That was exactly it. Like, I think I was trying to pull it back and forth away, give a lot of personality and don't give a lot. But again, like, it's everything's so unexpected. Who would you least like to go up against in a challenge?

Oh, Simon Barnett. Really? He's got an absolute rig on him. I don't know if he has cut. He's very cut. Yeah, for an older guy, he is ripped. Yeah, I'd love to know when the last time he had a car was. And can I ask an unsanctioned question?

But like, and be honest here. Uh-oh. Who is the biggest, like, little bitch? You know how there's always one every team where they're always quenching. They're running again. Mate, you're away for 28 days. Chill out. Oh, I miss my family.

Oh, shut up. Who's that kind of person? Hungry, I guess, maybe. I wouldn't say any names, but personality's definitely changed when the cameras are off at night. No! You're adjusting. Oh, that's a good journey. That's good.

It's going to be exciting. I want to know if you did better or worse than you thought, but I think that's giving too much away. I'd like to just follow the journey and just cheer you on and hope you get it done. I'm excited. What an amazing thing to, like, realize these people change once the cameras aren't on them anymore. Yeah, everyone's different. Well, a lot of people aren't used to being on camera as well. So, I mean, they put on as personalities.

I think you're a very likable guy and you're not overly intimidating. I think your personality should do very well on a show like celebrity should rather. Yeah, and then off camera was an absolute bastard. It's all you're saying he should do well if he does and it's an absolute fail. Is that why you're saying? He had no pressure. No, good grand judges, Harrison. We look forward to watching April 27th.

Yes, guys. Celebrity, Trudger Island, get amongst it. Clint, Megan Dan. Yesterday I celebrated my wedding anniversary, and my kids only found out towards, like, right at the end before they went to bed. My daughter was really upset

that we didn't tell her, so she couldn't have done something special. That's really nice. Yeah, I think it's nice to celebrate your parents. How long have been together? Five years? What, my wife and I, no. We were together five years before we got married,

and we've just ticked over 17 years married. So actually 23 years together. Yeah, so being with her more of my life than I haven't. Wow. My God, that's incredible, really. Like, that's... I mean, we work with 23-year-olds, and Clint has been with his partner. Clint has been married.

Like, they were born before. Yeah. Okay. My wife said, I don't know if you should talk about it on the end. It makes you sound old. It does. It really, like, genuinely, it makes you... I was like, no, it makes me sound like, you know, I know how to lock in, babe.

Well, 17 years married, 23 years together. What are your tips for longevity and relationships and happiness? Okay, well, it's not too soppy and much. I think soppy is nice sometimes. Play some different music, some nice soppy music. Yeah, what are you doing, play in like space music? The Avengers or something. What are you, the Avengers of Marriage?

Give it a sop, Clint. He's got all the infinity stones. We've had our laugh about Dan scratching his butt with a lufa. Let's give us some... Let's not bring that back up when we're taking the piss out of clip. Okay. Number one, I think you have to have more fun together. Like, find opportunities to do fun things and have

fun with each other. The more you laugh, the easier life and the more fun life is. Number two is taking interest in the interests. My wife's surprising me and like showing up to one of my football games on a Saturday when I didn't know she was coming down to watch is like always still pretty exciting. Are you turning up to her stuff though? That's the question because she turns up to yours as you go out. Shirts. Show up to her netball and her what? Make-up shirts and stuff? Oh, not so much. She doesn't really like me being there. Although she does do jobs at her house sometimes and I am there. Yeah.

Used to that annoys you when that she doesn't. That's so big. Number three, make eye contact when talking about serious things. I think my wife really appreciates us. Supposed that this is a female thing as well. When you have eye contact, we're talking about serious things. It means, or makes my wife at least feel like I'm taking it more seriously. Yeah, I think there is a guy versus girl thing.

I know my husband sometimes will be doing things and be walking around the room and he's like, I am listening. But I'm like, I want you to lock in and sit here with me, so I get that. So that's three. I got five. A, B, T is number four. Always be touching. Does Jamie agree with that? Not as much as I touch more than ever.

That's a lot. Whose SBT sometimes be touching? Yeah. Do like a bit of touch. And number five, I think, is the big one. After 17 years, change with each other. One of the greatest marriage quotes that I've held on for a long time. It's by a woman called Esther Perel.

And she says, Most people have four or five great loves in their adult life. And if you work really hard, that will be with the same person. Oh, I love that. Oh, that's nice. Because I am a very different man to the boy I was when I got married at 23. Yeah, he's cringe, really. Thank God for that.

Yeah, I was so, I was singing my vows and all sorts of weird stuff. Didn't we propose on like Good Morning or something? It was so weird. Yes, we propose on TV. I release doves into the sky. I was just a walking cliche. That man's still inside you somewhere, though. But my wife calls me out

and I need to be called out but I think we also both stay in it when it gets hard and that's not an innuendo Yeah Why'd you have to roll that It was such a lovely moment It was such a little bit of a direction game

And then ended on the erection game I think that's the thing as well Like I could be really honest And we don't have the time To go through all the very difficult times Over 17 years That we've experienced But sometimes you just got to choose

To stay in it when it gets hard And then when you get to those good moments again, you're so thankful that you did. And I think in all seriousness, people can look at you as well. And I think you, you, Jamie and the kids as well, such an amazing family. Like, you're a lovely family. And I feel like I've seen it before that Clint's dad goals for me.

You look at him online, he's such a great dad. And I think Jamie's a fantastic mum. So good on you. 17 years is one mean feat. Oh, hell, yeah. Do you have, like, one tip or rule that is the reason why you have, I don't know, you have had a great dating life, great marriage. Even if it's like only

super specific to your relationship. You go this is the one rule that we have. Or you've got a lot of rules. A good tip. Yeah. That for longevity and relationships for a successful relationship. Happy wife, happy life. Yep, sure. That's going to be out there for sure. Yeah. All right, what is yours? Have a thing

Dan, you've been married a wee while so have you met? Happy wife, happy life. Oh, is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what's your one tip? I'll think about mine. You can share with the nation. I like you one about have fun. I think that's very important, making everything a bit of a laugh. And you and your husband guy do that a lot, I think.

Yes. You laugh together a lot. Yeah, very much. Not at each other. Hopefully. And what is your one tip to a happy relationship or marriage? I was thinking about my one. I've been with my, God, how long have me and my husband met together 12 years?

Well, you're not far behind, Clint. So, yeah, but together, and then we got together when we were 21, 23. I'm just much younger than Clint. And I would say, your, our one is I worry about him, and he worries about me and that's worked for us anyway. So I worry about his things like making sure that he's looked after and what he likes and he takes care of things. What does he need to be looked after?

Yeah, like, well, you know, I know that like deeper end is like looking after and making sure his mental health is good and things like that and making sure he's good there. And then also little things of like, I know what he likes to eat. I know what little things will make him happy if he's stressed. I'm picking up what you're putting down. And then he's worried about me, so it's less worrying about ourselves. But you have to trust that the other person is.

got their end of the bug. Yeah, otherwise you feel like you're doing all the work. Yeah, yeah. And that causes animosity. Yeah. What about this one? Someone texting going, in our relationship, everyone gets their own blanket and sheet on the bed.

It's not worth any battles or aggravation. So I'm imagining they're in a double bed with single sheets. Maybe. That's an interesting one. You can get those beds that, like, a split. I think my mum has one where somebody likes a really hard mattress and someone likes a soft one. I thought they were for disabled people. What do you mean?

Like one person needs to be elevated out of a bit. bed and the other person doesn't. No, you can get mattresses that like some people like it hard and some people like a thought. Someone else's text. So this is quite an interesting one. It's not you versus me, it's us versus the problem. Which is an interesting way of looking at something, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, I definitely think you have to remember you're on the same team. This one, literally the exact opposite of the conventional advice, our one piece of advice is, go to bed mad. For the love of God, don't fight it down until you're exhausted. I promise, if you're mad during a

fight, you'll be much more clear-headed the next day and less likely to say or do anything harmful or toxic. I see that, but also I've tried that before and I'm seething and I can't sleep. Really? And Hannah starts snoring next to me, I start resenting her because she's got to sleep. Lots and lots of adult time, I guess I should

call it, at 840. Clint text that in no annoying. He's the only person that I've done that with and there is not much I haven't done with him. Wow. Never stop dating. And don't start to cost money either. Yeah. Well, been together since we're 19, so 11 or 12 years.

Three kids and I'd say, excepting we both grow and change together. That's so interesting, Danny, because a lot of people go, oh, they've just changed. Oh, Danny, you know when people go, I don't know, he's changed or she's changed? It's like, of course we have. Like, if you've been to 10 years, you shouldn't be the same person at 30 you were at 20. Hope not. Danny.

Danny. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Oh, hi. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Hi. Hi, yes, so my text obviously was that. So, yeah, we got together, fell pregnant. I fell pregnant with twins three months. After we were together three months. Whoa, hold on, three months dating, and then you guys got twins on the way. Wow.

Yeah. Holy heck. I was 19, he was turning 21, actually. I was pregnant as 21st. And, yeah, I think, obviously, yeah, massively changed in the last 10. The twins were coming up 11 with a little girl, three kids. Wow. But I think it is accepting, obviously, you know, there's going to be things that drive you up the wall,

but it's, you know, we're going to grow and there's always going to be things that annoy each other, but it's just accepting that and being like you work hard at it, I think. Would you agree with Louise whose text through saying the thing that works for us is showering together? Every night, we shower together, nowhere to hide. Oh, absolutely not. Sam says it. Oh, yeah, you've seen that one? Yeah, Sam said it's us versus the kids.

I don't get that in a way in a way of like you've got to be. on each other's team. I guess some, yeah, like if you're like, our kids, they're so, oh my God, they're driving me mentor and you're like, oh my God, me too. So you're like joining a team with how much they're. Rather than feeling resentful that, yeah, maybe. Yeah.

Yeah, you're doing different parenting. Yeah. But like not, you're not, hopefully you're not en masse with your children. And another one who's being married over 30 years. Geez, congratulations. That's a huge unings. They put it down to the 22nd cuddle. Oh, that's sort of like a relationship health check.

Like Hannah and I do, we put our foreheads together and talk about it. Yeah, you just do 20 second cuddle. Yeah, 20 second cuddle. That's a long time. You and me should hug that out. We have the 15 second special cuddle. You and me, go and hug that out for 20 seconds. 20 second cuddle.

Yeah, but we're not in a romantic relationship. No, but I think it's longer than you think. Okay, and three, two, one. Now, Meg, that is my phone in my pocket, just so you know. Okay. How long we got, club? I'd pull away now. You're not even halfway.

Bloody how. We've never hug this long before, ever, ever, ever. Never. No. I'd definitely be pulling away now I'm fairly uncomfortable Okay Not yet

I'm still like I'm uncomfortable 17, 18 19 Time My phone was actually on the desk Yeah I get it Holy shit You made it the whole way through

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