The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW my prostate... *chefs kiss*

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan, with Ash London for a fun-filled episode of The Edge Breakfast Podcast! They launch into discussions about childhood crushes, featuring famous moments like Cameron Diaz in 'The Mask' and Megan Fox in 'Transformers.' Ash tries her best to join the Warriors bandwagon with some hard-hitting sports quizzes, and Dan reveals juicy details about an awkward encounter involving an elevator and music artist Ruel. Special guest Christopher Luxon joins to talk politics and the rising cost of groceries. Prepare for laughs, heart-to-hearts, and a mix of everything you love about the show! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast02:05 Throwback Song Debate06:16 Zoo Adventures and Animal Antics09:10 Dentist Training and Medical Mishaps16:00 Adoption News and Celebrity Gossip25:02 Sexual Awakenings and Movie Memories39:31 Bandwagon Warriors Fans and Ash's Challenge43:18 Michelle's Terminal Cancer Journey49:46 Dan's New Cash Contest and Christopher Luxon Interview01:04:03 Debate: Who Sits in the Front Seat?01:16:47 Pranking Lily with Ruel

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Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Good morning. Missed it. You have to be quick in this game. Yeah, but I said Kiyota hello and he said Kiyoda, good morning. Up no us. 9.730 taking on the Titans who have been our bogey team this year.

Speaking of the Warriors, guys, we've got Christopher Luxon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand on the show at 8 o'clock. I've got a question for him. Well, good, because I think that's why he's on. Yeah. Nah, I'm just going to come on

and we'll just sit here in silence for three to four minutes and then say, thank you, Prime Minister. If you'd let me finish, it involves the Warriors, okay, and something that Chris Luxon can do to get his weighty weight behind it. Oh, okay?

Did you just call the Prime Minister? I'll tear off that. You wouldn't have done that if it was Jacinda Ardern, I don't think. No, wait. Wait, I mean, wait, I mean his power. His gravitas and his, yeah, okay, gotcha.

And I think it's going to boost his preferred Prime Minister ratings as well because I think it wouldn't like... Come on. Hey, have either of you ever met Jacinda Ardern? A couple of times. Really? Yeah. You guys living here wouldn't understand, and I know a lot of people probably have issues with her, whatever. Politics aside. People

outside of this country are obsessed with her. Yeah. Like, we, in Australia, we were like looking across the Tasman like we wish because at the time we had like the worst crappiest prime minister like he's just sucked and we're like oh it's just cinder maybe it's a generational thing and I think even like national

supporters I think it's hard for them to not admit that she was down an unbelievably rough hand during her term with all the things that happened and the incredible leader that she still was for our country but if you're a national supporter and you can't see that well then sorry man I don't have the time to convince you that she was great

regardless of your political, you know, viewpoint. Anyway, News Talk, ZB, more politics chat next after this short message from our sponsors. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. We're going to jump into a 6am throwback in just a few minutes. You've got suggestions. You can always ping him through. 3, 3.4.

You've got a big one, though, for a Friday? Yeah. Hmm, yeah, it really does have to be a good one. There's already one, like, in the system that's loaded for us in case we can't think of anything. And, oh, my God, I can't stress enough that we need to swap it out. Really? I don't think we're allowed to. You're not allowed to swap out the pre-programmed song.

What are they going to do to us, really? Okay, I'll play it, and you tell me if you think it's a banger for a Friday. No. Swap it out. I'm an Australian, and I can say no. Isn't Kylie Minot? She came back with that other song that like... Padam, Padam, Padam!

And I was like, oh my God, Kylie Minow's back, and then that was it. No, but that song among the gays is like, above can't get you out of my head at this point. Oh, yeah. It's reached hero status. This one here. She was on, well, who hasn't been, I suppose, but she was one of the judges. Wasn't she on the voice? Australia?

Carly Minogue? No. Danny Minogue was. Danny Minogue was. Kylie's two A list still. Oh, that's right. Yeah, her sister's hot, eh? The short, the short, like Bob.

You would like Danny Minogue. She's, yeah. And she is really nice. And once I can tell her, just by looking at it. Yeah, no, she is. Now, Clint. And wait, what were you going to? Nothing.

No, because it was a, it was complimenting myself. It was a lame thing to say. Oh, go on. No. Hey, my mum always said, you've got to love yourself or you can love anyone else? She, earlier on in my career, she got a note to me through management to say that she loved listening to my radio show and loved it. There was a woman on air who loved music and it was like, it meant a lot to me.

Yeah. That is lovely. You know. But up yourself, those are. Shut up. That's why I stopped myself. Now, I don't smoke screen that, Clint, because I've got two options, okay? If you don't like Kylie Minogue,

I raise you Duolipa, who was born this day in 1995. I mean, we've got like... I do love for songs. But I like levitating. That's not really a throwback. Okay. Then I take you Duolipa and I raise you Howie D

from the Backstreet Boys who was born in 1973. It's also his birthday. Now we're talking. I'm a ghost and BSB. Backstreet Boys have had a bit of a resurgence over the last few weeks because they've got a residency in Vegas at the sphere. If you haven't seen footage on that on TikTok wherever you be. See, I like

B-side-y stuff. Actually, I don't think they have a B-side. What about show me the meaning of being lonely? Is that big enough to play? Because that's a jam. Show me the meaning. Or like shape of my heart, larger than life. Because they all just do like, you know, like...

Oh, I do love a little shape of my heart. Can we play this? I was trying to be someone. It's a banger. Let's do it. I reckon, come on. Sorry, Kylie.

We're so biased, though, when it comes to boy bands. We're going to get in trouble with the boss. Stuff it. Stuff him. God, I love them so much. You still don't really understand the lyrics, though, but that's fine. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. That is A-S-Side all day, baby.

A-side all day. Do you know that was produced by Max Martin. Of course it was. guy that's doing the next Hells Swift album. Absolute banger. Oh, that was... It was a dance party up in here. I feel like maybe I'm pregnant.

I don't know what just happened in the last three minutes. Could we just say if I was in close to night? I was very far away from it. It was probably Howie D, I reckon. Or Nick in that bridge. Oh, yeah, when the key change. A hell of a karaoke banger that one. Can we agree that next time we decide to do a backstreet boys' throwback?

We don't just go to I wanted that way. or everybody, you know what I mean? Or Backstreet's back. Or Backstreet's back. Let's go to shape of my heart, man. They do not make pop songs like that anymore. Sanjay's here, Backstreet Boys, every day. What a banger. Can't Sanjay, you legend.

Yeah. What a Friday song. Oh, God, set us up for a great show. I worry we might have peaked too early, though. Yeah, it's so true. How are we going to top that? Ash, I'd message you yesterday inviting you to the zoo. Because my son and I went.

We've got one of those year passes. We literally go every week. Why wouldn't it you? I know that zoo, the Auckland Zoo, like the back of my hand. If there was a maximum amount of times you're allowed to use your zoo pass, Dan would have already had it. Yeah. I kind of want to go there sometimes and just go for a jog.

It's a beautiful place to jog. Just jogging around there. Why wouldn't you? We tried to be tied-asses and just buy one annual pass hattle and one for Buddy. And I didn't know that their faces were attached to it. So I rocked up on a play date, tried to get in. And the woman goes, where is Adrian? And I was like, oh, did I accidentally bring Andy?

I did my one by myself. Did I accidentally bring this? Yeah, whoopsies. You missed out yesterday because we went to the baboons. There was the baboons enclosure. Have you seen that, Clint? Oh, yeah, I've got a video of one of them like mounting another one on the rock. Like just, and literally looking at us all going, what a...

Their keeper was there. I was like, Jay, look at us. How are you doing it? I'm getting out of film. That happened to me with the lions. One male line was mounting another lion. And there's a group of high school boys. And they started chanting.

No homo. Oh, my God. And Buddy was trying to join it. I was like, no, no, buddy. Off we go. Anyway, continue. No, because I think all the lions there are, or was it the tiger. This was in the Melbourne Zoo.

Oh, yes. And I think they were all males. Yeah, because all the lions at the zoo were female. Are they? Yeah, I think so. We used to have a couple of males and then, I think, one passed, and then the other one just too sad. So anyway, we're looking at the baboons, and there was, I don't know if she was like the keeper of the baboons or whether she was just some lady that knew a lot about baboons.

Just someone that stumbled into the baboon enclosure. Because she was like talking. everybody and she was saying that the baboons apparently a 94% genetically the same as a human being their ass the other 6%. And that's what I said. I was like it must be the ass

because that bottom is completely different. It looks like the I don't know, it's like hemorrhoids on hemorrhoids. Yeah. Oh they should put a kind of coke up there I would know. Yeah. They're red bums right, like the bright pink. If you look at a baboon's bottom apparently she was saying the redder it is

the more in heat they are. So that's what the How embarrassing, though, that everyone knows how horny you are. True. You know? Oh, you're right. It does look like hemorrhoids on hemorrhoids on hemorrhoids. Oh, it's awful. Yucky.

I don't like that. Although my arms are so hairy that I reckon they're like 97% me. Yeah, you're closer to a baboon than Clint and I. Yeah. Well, anyone's, he's hairless and tan. Because he uses an air. The question is how reds her bottom. Well, the hemorrhoids have calmed down, thankfully.

Right. So, okay. Yeah, that'd be the can of Coke. Do you know what crazy? 94. Like if you look at a baboon, it looks a little, I guess, more similar to a human than a cow or something. Absolutely. And they're smart as well. 96 seems too close. Didn't you say 94%? No, 4, sorry. Still too close. Anything in the 80s would be close. Yeah. I've got something else that might blow your mind. It's something I saw on Instagram today. And it was someone learning to be a dentist and they were working on like a fake latex head with its mouth open.

Oh yeah. And it talked about how much training dentists have to do, and this is something I never thought of until now. How much training dentists and dental hygienists have to do to not drop anything down your throat? Have you ever thought of that before? Oh, they almost need like one of those

jet ski clips, you know, so if you fall off, you know, you've got it attached to your... Well, like you have on a boogie board. Yes, it's going to like... And so many comments were like, one person said that the dentist removed their wisdom tooth, then fumbled it and a

And it went down their throat and they had to go to... Swallow the tooth? Yes. It's actually quite common to accidentally drop things down the... Because you've got a cavity in there. True. I never thought of that before. Yeah, I would like now to know anything that's very sharp

has one of those boogie board straps that you put around your wrist. I can imagine they drop the needleed in your throat and it goes... Oh, that's a new fear unlocked. Thank you, Ash. Now I want them to have like a cuff of something that sits over my throat hole. Never going to the dentist again. Oh, thank you for that. If there's something you'd like to share on our show on a Friday,

We've got first call of the day next, by all means, give us a call. We'll saw you out free coffee for the weekend. I want Sanjay, are cool. Talking about the back through boys. I think Sanjay's like a real gym goer, like five, six, seven days a week, and then he just chucks us on. But he reckons sometimes we've had him once before, he'll be under a bench press,

and if you do something that's funny, it's really, it's not an optimum time to be laughing when you've got 100 kilos, in Sanjay's case, maybe 120 over your chest. I want to see a photo of Sanjay, because if he's not ripped as, So he's doing something wrong at the gym. He's always there.

Yeah, I mean, in a non-like predatory way, Sanjay, if you're listening, would love to see a photo of your guns. Yeah. Oh, if you're comfortable. Clint Meg and Dan. Leshko! Right. First caller of the day.

We can't talk about what we're talking about, can we? Clint said some really controversial stuff. Whatever. Let's put it on it. Can we talk about it on Only fans? Come on. We'll talk about it on Only fans, because I've got to do something on next week that I'm really nervous about.

Dan, okay, can I just... It involves lubrication, but it's not sexual. and Dan has to be naked, but it's medical. It is I'm not talking about on the radio. But it's men's health, and it's important to talk about this. We're not shaming you. We're laughing. No.

No, we're not. Okay. And it's not a prostate check. We've already done that on the air once, so we're not too scared about talking about that. Yeah, and the guy said mine's perfect. Anyway. Oh, my God.

With the hand that he just reached inside of you, he did a chef's skism. That is one of the best ones I've ever felt. It's so good. Of the day. First goal of the day. Behave you too. Today's going to be a loose show.

Ash has got license to do whatever because her husband's the boss, so she's not getting in trouble. She's just being, so sorry, so sorry. Drop your pants. I'm so sorry. Drop your pants. Okay.

You can't do that though, Dan. I promise you. Rainer and Stacey, good morning. Come on a team. How are we? Now, she's here on the notes that you've been a listener of the edge for 20 years. Is this your last day?

No, never. You guys make my morning. I love you. And you make house. You said you've been listening since J's, J, J, J and Dom. Whoa. Are you as obsessed with JJ and Manu as I am? Um.

No, she's not. No. It's okay. I, I, all I want to look at Instagram is photos of those two live in their best lives. I just know, I'm desperate to meet him. And the guys all got to meet him recently. Stacey and I didn't go and I didn't get to meet it. Oh, no.

I know. Get the woman's day, the women's weekly. I'm sure they'll be popping up in it most weeks. Yeah, so you're out for your morning walk. Have you seen anything interesting so far? No, it's funny. I usually run every morning and I see the same people in the same space. If you see the same people, like, do you get to a point where you like wave or you learn their name?

Yeah, yeah. It's like, morning. Good on you. You're one of those people that does wave because I, used to go on a walk every now and then. And when I was a fit guy... Back in the day. Back in my youth.

When Dan wanted to get abs, and like he said he was going to have abs by March. It was like his new year's resolution. I didn't happen. Stacey. Stacey, remember? You don't know? She does because she listens.

Remember, Stacey? We got a minibus and we did the extreme makeover late edition when we did the move the bus. And we moved to the damn shit. Listen, no abs. I've drawn them on. I will say Stays When the bus drove off

And I realised Dan didn't have abs I felt bad I'd done it Yeah I felt like I was sort of pushed into that To be honest It's still fine then Hey Stacey this time next year You and I are going to have abs all right

Let's make a pact Okay Okay Oh God don't make us put another mark in the calendar 22 August 2026 We're going to move the bus Take 2 with Dan I'm usually under the bus

Not behind it Anyway good stuff Stacey, well, thank you so much for listening. Hopefully, here's to another 20 years. Yeah, good on you, Dale. Yeah, like, honestly, you guys make me laugh. I must look crazy. I'm running around every morning laughing to myself.

Oh, good on you. Oh, thanks, Stacey. Yeah, you're the beast. Hey, well, we're going to send you a voucher going to spend in store at Zed. Get all the healthy stuff. No. No. Don't be silly.

Come on. She's already had a walk. Yeah, hey. Good on you, Stace. You have a great weekend. Also, Sanjay, apologies. must be thinking of another listener

but Sanjay actually is the one who runs every morning goes through the bush to catch the sunrise. Oh, legend. He's getting up super early just because you want to see the sunrise every morning. Good on your Sanjay.

I wonder what the percentages of times you see it versus, I don't know, it's just too cloudy and you miss it. Oh, God, if it was maybe 0% like it's hard enough for me to get out of bed to come to a job that I love with all my heart

and get paid to do. That helps pay the mortgage so you don't get kicked out. Yes, let alone get up to run. I know, God, I take my hat off people that do Fitspo in the morning. Good on them. Good on you. Nice on you. Nice one, Sanjay. Thanks, thanks for calling. Anyone else who's listening this morning?

Just a little bit more, maybe too timid to call, or too busy? Too busy, but keep the radio on. Keep listening to us. Because look, if the first 27 minutes of this today's show or anything to go by, it's going to be a shocker. Yeah, we are speaking to the Prime Minister of New Zealand a little later on, so I think we probably need to rain it in before then. And also, do we share Dan's story for Norty 640. Oh, I do like that. I don't know if we've got anything for that.

that in, you know, for thing, that's not that naughty. We'll share it next. Oh, it might be naughty. Depends how much you enjoy the procedure. Play your little intro. Gossip and Entertainment. With Meg and Dan with Ash London.

Scandal. I played it because I was always going to play it, not because he's old old. Of course. I was always going to do that. We say Millie Bobby Brown mostly just famous for stranger things. Yeah, she's done the Anola Holmes.

Oh, I love those movies. Yeah. Really, really good. So she, at the age of 21, her and her husband, who's 23 years. Oh, they've been married. for a year, together for three years, have just announced that they have adopted

a little baby girl. They said, this summer we welcomed our sweet baby girl through adoption. We are beyond excited to embark on this beautiful next chapter of parenthood in both peace and privacy and then there were three. Love Millie and Jake Bon Jovi. Oh my God, how old is producer Nipia?

Imagine him having adopting a kid. No. How old are you? 24, turning 25 in a month. God, you were way older than her. He's young enough, he still needs to tell you when he's turning the next year. Like, I'm 24 and three quarters. In three quarters? Yeah. Absolutely not. There is not a...

Like, that is wild to me. So what are you bump into some church at a party and she's 21? You're chatting away and then you find out she's a mum. She's adopted this year. Well, that's usually the first thing I bring up when I approach her check is like, hi, how are you? Mnipia. Would you like to adopt a child with me? That kind of thing, yeah. Yeah, get rid of the tie kickers.

So Jake Bon Jovi, who she's married to is John Bon Jovi's son from the band Bon Jovi. And he's 23. So they're both really young. I would have sort of got it if he was maybe in his 30s and he was ready. But I think when you're in the spotlight from a very young age, as both of them have been working since she was like, you know, 12 or something, you do grow up quite fast. And money's no issue for them.

And also, like, physiologically, and I didn't have babies, a baby to my late 30s. And if I have another one, I'll be my 40s. So, like, I'm all for having babies when you're older. Physiologically, our bodies are actually built to have them young when you've got energy. So look, it kind of makes sense and more power to them. Yeah.

And you know her father-in-law, John Bon Jovi, the lead singer of Bon Jovi? The band Bon Jovi. He's worth $540 million. What? Why? And every cent. So that is an inheritance

coming her way as well. What else does he do? Is it like 50 cent where he owns vitamin water and you realize, or Michael Jordan, and you realize, oh, he's making all of his money out of like something else that wasn't what we all thought

making their money doing. Bon Jovi would be probably one of the biggest bands out of America from the 80s. So he would be... Or ever, I think. Ever, so I think they'd just be getting royalty. But still half a billion dollars

just from music, nah. Yeah. He did a bit of acting as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, he probably had like 30 big brand deals over that time. He'd have to have had like shares in Uber or something when it first started

because he knew the guy and then you realize he's made like 80% of his wealth through like a good decision. Do you think they should make a doctor? easier. It depends. Because you don't want

anybody just adopting kids. Of course. I think you'd need to have to be fairly strict. Yeah, and I know it is like a lot of the children they're in orphanages are overseas and there's a lot

of red tape and things that need to be considered. But I feel like with the world, the way it is if good people who want to be a parent. Desperate, desperate to have a kid. I think I would,

if I could do that and it wasn't a ticker. In Australia, at least it's a seven to ten-year process too. I think I would definitely have two more. And then yeah I guess if you're making it really difficult then as these

kids who don't have a home are going through foster gang older and older and older it's very hard I would imagine for say a teen year old to be adopted over like a one year old. Absolutely and they just get stuck in the foster care system and I don't know I mean I can't fix all the world's problems but

lots of kids in the world who need moms or dads. Yeah. No pressure Dan because you did say it's not foronia and we have to respect that at least There's radio announcers. And we said, what about you can put on the OnlyFans podcast? It's never stopped me before. We'll talk about it next.

Okay, great. Dan's getting naked, but it's for a medical thing. Yeah. Men's health. Let's talk about it next. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do the actions.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boo. Dan has a naughty 640 for us. Well, it's not really actually that naughty, to be honest. It's just real life. So I went to... I've been getting up quite a bit in the night to go wees. And I didn't...

It's never happened to me before where I even have to... to get up once, but recently it's been twice in the night. And the first thing I said to you was to check your blood sugar, and shout-outs to Ashley, spelled the same as me as who's texted through to say, make sure you get your blood sugar checks. I think it was checked in my blood test, and it came back fine.

But I do like a little bit of a lolly before bed, like I quite often have chocolate or something. Yeah, but that's not going to like make your blood sugar spite to the point of like diabetes. Eat lollies before you get into bed. Yeah, Haribos. We have quite like a fresh. Brush your teeth afterwards?

Yes. Yes, I would. Yes, definitely. I wouldn't advise having a Haribol at night, but, you know... Dan, he's the most like child diet ever. He's literally a child with adult money. Yeah. I think I have too much bread and carb. Anyway, so I went and got my blood test and my urine sample,

and it all came back fine. Fantastic. So then the doctor got in touch and was like, it's fine there. Let's be precautionary and go and get your bladder, like, scanned. Yeah. And an ultrasound on your testicles. Fantastic. Oh, yeah.

Is the bladder scan an ultrasound on your abdomen or would it be like an MRI? I don't know, I'm guessing it's just like sort of like they go over the abdomen. Yeah, like a baby. Yeah, to make sure there's nothing pressing on the bladder. Yeah, and so I've never in my life had anything like this done before. Really? Clint and I had a prostate check last year, didn't we? Yeah.

For the show during Blue September. Live on here? Yeah. And that was, I don't like people fosicking down around there. You know? You couldn't be a woman because all that happens when you go to the doctor is fosicking. Yeah. Really?

Oh, everything. Every orifice is fosic if you're a woman and you go, as you should be going to get your GP check. And there's nothing to be ashamed of. I think they do it all the time. But there's just something about, you know, dropping your pants and them doing that. It's very vulnerable.

It could be something, well, not ashamed of, but embarrassed about because they are going to lube those bad boys up. You can't have an ultrasound without the lube. And some doctors, maybe this is just a woman thing, will warm the lube up for you. Because it's when the cold, that sounds like going to feel nice, Danny. goes on for the ultrasound.

It can be quite jarring. So often when I've had like a breast ultrasound or even in internal, they will warm it up and it does feel a lot nice. How do they warm it up? I don't know. It's like a warm lube. I think the lube is warm.

Yeah. Maybe they have like a special machine. But anyway, so I'm going to have to go and do that next week. And I'm just a little bit nervous about it. So if anybody's had it done before, I'd love to hear how it went. Are you nervous about when they lube up your testicles to put the thing on

and as they run them around to do the auction are you worried about like sorry if I do sorry if I don't no Clint not at all there's no point Are you worried now?

No he'll be so nervous embarrassed that there's no way I don't think part of you will enjoy it enough No absolutely not I don't know

I reckon I reckon 90% of guys would go in knowing that that's about to happen to their downsets I'll be like oh God what if I get excited I worry that it's going to be

I'm going to be so nervous that it's all going to shrink away because it's going to be like there's nothing to adulter sound he's going to have to put it up to put on like the smallest fitting he's like hold on I haven't got that ready

Clint if you've just tuned in the $10,000 is one by D with easy money so we've got something new that is kicking off next week that Ash and I don't know too much about and Dan is quite smug about

yes I have been giving in control of the purse strings next week. Oh, here we go. I had a big high-powered... Not even your wife will leave on the pastings at home. Ash, Ash, shush those sweet little lips, my darling. Okay. The boss is talking.

I had a high-powered meeting with management yesterday. Me in a room with your husband and our boss. Yep. And the CEO was there. Wendy? Yeah, she was there. And me. And I, I tell you what, the tale.

wagging the dog, me being the tail, and Wendy, the CEO being the dog. So many allergies to follow. No, no, no, not in that way. No, I mean Wendy, I love Wendy. Oh my God. No, I don't mean that. I just mean that she was like. The metaphorical.

Yes. She's a lovely, lovely lady. As a representative of media works, our company, she was the dog. When do you get to tell us what happened in this meeting with you and all the high bills? I'm still in negotiations with Wendy. I'm worried those negotiations are going to wrap up for this last 30 seconds. Okay. Along with your employment contract.

So at 8 o'clock, I will have some news, but let me just say this. Yes. Here's a little hint. Okay. Millions. Millions. Oh, my God. We're going to give away millions.

Yeah. Clicks salary. Is that for grants? Clint, Megan, Dan. We are talking sexual awakenings. We were talking about this yesterday and we're like, we should talk about this on the show. So here we are today. But in a specific context of sexual awakenings.

Yeah. You found out that I named my. which seems strange when I say this out loud. I just must have admired this woman so much growing up that Cameron Diaz is the actress that I then ended up naming my daughter after. My daughter's names Cameron. I just loved like the, it's more of a masculine name Cameron, I think. Yeah, I do like boys' names for girls.

Yeah, and so I told you guys that I named my daughter after Cameron Diaz. And it was this scene in particular, and I got our producer Nipia, who's 24, to load this audio, and he's never seen the movie and he goes I can see how that would have done it the scene in the red dress where Cameron Diaz walks into the bank and Jim Carrey's character assists her in opening up a checking account checking savings savings checking

What's the movie, the mask? Killer at 3 o'clock It's quite visual this part My goodness, if you don't know, you don't know. She's stunning. We were meant to have her husband on the show a couple of weeks ago, eh? And I was like, oh, hold me back from talking about his wife. The red dress.

Can I just get one thing straight? So you had a sexual awakening for Cameron Diaz. I know, I know. And then you named your daughter after it. No, but I think I just then admired and loved Cameron Diaz and everything after that. And then I was like, I love the name Cameron. I mean, I named my son after the host of Extreme Makeover Home Edition as well. Yeah, move the bus guy.

Ty Pennington. I was like, I love that name. So I've got Cameron and Ty. So Cameron sticks through, not your Cameron, but another Cameron's saying she's also named after Cameron Diaz. It's a great name. But we do want to talk about these moments in our childhoods when you are watching a movie or a TV show and your DNA is altered from one scene where you go from like, I don't really think of people as hot or sexy to. my whole life has changed

It's like core memory stuff Like you know the movie Inside Out And all of a sudden you get those Different coloured balls Like blue Like they're about to tell me You had a sexual awakening

To the kids film Inside Out Inside Out And I was that you are not doing yourself Any favours This Breakdarl Where they have cool memory And then I think that's kind of I guess how I think

my brain would have operated In that moment What was the one film That were before Without looking at the texts What is the one film That we said So many guys

and lesbians would have had a sexual awakening to this one scene in this one film. Megan Fox Transformers. Look, the Texas has just come through from David. I already grew up. I already queued up as our first one. We're in Charlottlerbush, like, cars not working. She lifts the bonnet and all the, oh, my God.

Who's going to come around? Michaela! It's Sam. With Wiki. I hope it didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride your home. I mean, give you a ride home.

in my car to your house. That is a great scene. Oh, he's so good in that, too. Shala Buff, like the launch of his career off the back of that. I'd already woke enough before that movie came out. I'd already had my way into Rose and Titanic when Jack draws her as one of her French.

His French. Jack, I want... He can't even say it. Oh, she's gorgeous. She can't even get this to... Hey, me, me, him, yeah, French girls. Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this.

Wearing only this. Oh, my goodness. Dan just like lip-sync the whole thing, word for word. I think I was like seven when I went and saw that movie and my parents didn't know that that scene was in it. And I remember being like a ooga. And the hand on the glass inside the car and the lower decks and it's all sweaty.

Yeah, so good. I've got a couple, but now that you've talked about Leonardo DiCaprio, a big one for me was Romeo and Juliet. Oh, yes. When he's looking at her through the fish tank and Desire's I'm Kissing You is playing. I remember being like, what are these feelings?

Just like the innocence on his face. Oh my goodness. Someone sticks through a carlin saying Tom Holland, seeing as bulge in the Spider-Man suits. For many of us, we had our sexual awakenings to boy bands in the kind of late 90s, early 2000s.

But specifically movies, there have been so many very famous scenes where when you're prepubescent, pre-ubescent, whatever, maybe it happened later in your life. you're watching something and all of a sudden a scene happens or someone comes out of a shower or there's a romantic seat and something unlocks within you

and you change from that moment onwards. Now I expect we would get a lot of feedback on this but some of the stuff we're getting is concerning. Someone sticks through saying that when they were nine which is very young I guess. A normal I think. They had a crush on Bart Simpson. Now he's cartoon.

A lot of people would have had sexual awakening Thanks to cartoons. I know Sharon Casey used to work here. She used to do the afternoon show. She, I don't know if it was a sexual awakening, but she had a crush on Aladdin. Oh, I think I probably had a crush on Aladdin. Someone else has ticked through they had a sexual awakening

to Lola Bunny from Space Jam. She's a very sexy bunny. I get that. I respect it. What about you? You got a little Heath Legend movie that really tickled your fancy. I was a bit older for this one. The OG for me was Romeo and Juliet, Leonardo DiCaprio.

but this scene and any scene that Heath Ledge was in in 10 things I hate about you. I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby. And he always had like tight pants on and like the kind of looseish t-shirt and there's another scene in that movie where they go to the club, the girl club

and he has leather pants on and they just hang off his boyish hips and I remember him just what? What makes a boyish hip? Just like a thin boy like they just hang off his, hanged down from his hip bones and him walking through a corridor and I remember just being like, I am in love with him. Yeah, take a number, get in line.

American pies come through a couple of times. I'm guessing it's the pie scene. No, no, it would have been the exchange student. Oh, yes. I think, yeah. It's not the pie scene. Then he won't go, damn. Bex has texted through also a big fan of 10 things I hate about you, babe.

We cannot read that out on the radio what you've texted us, but more power to your sister. as being very graphic. Rachel joins us on 0-800-the-edge. Now, Rachel, how old are you out of interest? Do you mind me asking? Am I 40s? Okay.

It's still young for this sexual awakening, which I, you know, it may have happened on reruns. Yeah. But what was your own sexual awakening, babe? Oh, I was like five. Okay. Okay. That's young.

It's pretty lucky. I was like, he had the mullet and he swung around, and that was it. Oh, my God. And my Giver is the greatest throwback era. But also, McGiver's like, you know,

the mullet, yes, but like he can do anything, fix anything. Yeah, he would turn like he'd make a bomb out of some knickers and a match. And an avocado. And an avocado. That's a great one, Rachel. Thank you for sharing, though. The throwback nostalgia of this.

Rachel, I'm going to send you a double pass on a musty movie. Oh, dropped yesterday. Naked Gun in cinemas now rated M for sexual references, violence and offensive language, all the good stuff. I don't think I've thought about Magyver in 20 years. Rachel has. Yeah. One has come through, which I forgot about, but there's never, I don't, I think so many people

listening, men and women, the Wild Things pool scene, Lisa's text through, she reckons that was the moment, she was like, am I gay? It's Neve Campbell and what, is that, it's not Carmen a lecture? Who was it? Wow. Does she just get in the pool with a dresser? The one that was married to Charlie Shee. Yeah, it's maybe, Denise Richards.

Denise Richards. It's two girls and they're in the pool and that's up there. with a Megan Fox Transformers scene. Yeah, that was a very... It changed a lot of people, I think that's seen. A few other ones that are coming through. Fast and Furious, Lettie and Dom from that movie. Crybaby, Johnny Depp.

A wild thing's coming through again. Have we mentioned Legends of the Fall? I've had a couple of people say Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall. That is bang on. And this is an odd one from Ange. Jeff Goldblum in the original Jurassic Park. Really? Wow.

That's so cool. He was a little flirtatious and stuff, I suppose. Yeah, but everyone's got their own specific taste, and that's what makes the variety is the spice of life. Good on you. Steve from Blues Clues has come through a couple of times. Wow. I think he definitely kept his shirt on in most of the episodes.

All right, and Point of the Week is coming up next. I would love you to weigh in on this. If you have a suggestion for which one of the three of us don't deserve it? I'm so sorry to interrupt you. Hayden, for me, it was the green Eminem. Oh, yeah, I see it. Is she the sexy one with the big eyelashes? Those eyelashes.

All right, employer of the week who doesn't deserve it for something they did on the show this week. We're going to find out next. Put her in a G-banger. You got me. They never did. Never did. Clint Megan Dan.

Dan, you can take a leaf out of Ash's book actually from time to time. I don't give him too much of a compliment, okay? All right. I'm just trying to be loving before we all tear each other new one. Clint Megan Dance, employee of the week. You're the best around. But there's other things that keep you down. Okay, we don't award and employ the week for the good work they have done.

We throw each other under the bus and find out who ends up getting the least amount of mud thrown on them and they will win by default. Who would like to go first? Can I throw Ash London under the bus? Oh, how very dare you? Because I think she just can't win by default because some of the language she used on the show this week. Nathan's caught that as well on text this morning? Yeah, Nathan, you and I obviously.

cut from the same cloth, but Ash, you can't be forgiven for the stuff you said earlier this week, where I said, and I quote, hey, hey. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ash, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can't see that. She said an F and an S. Yeah, I still feel bad about that. And you said you'd never done that in 10 years of broadcasting. And, yeah, although I must say in Australia, where all my broadcasting has been done,

we have a delay. So we're on a six second delay So if I accidentally swear We can dump the show and no one will ever hear it Wow You don't have that here But even with the delay I personally

We've had like live interviews with pop stars And they drop an F bomb we dump it But I've never said it And I can't believe But I said it in response to something That I would like to mirror the Mirror the nomination back at you Oh here she goes

Sliding into Taylor Swift's dance I think that's what it comes down to This is wrong with it. I've got I've got two things. I was mirroring it back at you on the same thing, but then secondly, this is from our only fans, where Clint and I were having a really deep, I think quite beautiful conversation

talking about, like having differences and then it talked about, like, we're talking about how I'm very healthy and you were like, well, something's going to get you eventually isn't all this effort to be, and we were having like a moment of real, would you say connection? Yeah, yeah.

And then this guy was looking at his phone the whole time, not really engaged in our conversation. Yeah. I think that's what it comes down to. Dan's just wanting to read the next. He just wants to read his next. I've never been more fucking bored in my life. That is the most longest conversation about shit.

So mean. What a, I genuinely want to jump off the bridge right now. I wish you could see it's right. Fuck me. I hope you edit that out, Clint. Okay. So mean. So mean.

That's Dan, proper Dan behind the scenes on our only fans podcast. We were having a beautiful moment of connection. You were just, nah, man, man, yeah. I don't like the same connection. Right, okay. You saw the real me there for a second. Also, I would like to then throw Dan under the bus as well. God, it seems that you both throw him a nice guy of the show under the bus.

I thought everyone was going to throw one a different person, but it seems like all of us are just throwing dad under it. Yeah, I mean, I just, for Dan, you know if you've got one of those friends where you think you know a guy. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you're like, mate, what, hold on. Maybe I'm seeing different sites. Like, which lane do you want to be in, mate?

There was just a new word that Dan started using this week and I honestly can't remember why. Okay, well you stay there, Roos? You hold there my Uso. No, not when you saw it. No. There was a reason behind it. Someone said that they were getting called it

and I just decided to... I don't remember that. As a Middle East and Australian, even I know that you're not allowed to say that. I do feel cool saying it though. Because it's cool, that's why. Yeah. It is Tongan Language Week this week, Dan.

Is that why you were using it? Oh, lovely. I've just got a text from Richie through on the text machine saying leave Dan alone. Thanks, my Uso. He said that's my Uso. But Dan, were you saying Uso

because it's actually Tongan Language Week this way? Yes, it is. Wow. That's what I was doing. Well, that's strange because it's... Uso is actually Samo. Someone, even I knew that. Idiot.

I just like other languages. All right, well, let's go. That's two, probably three or four marks against Dan. One against Ashma swearing, so your employee of the week is me. Ironically, after my mistake when we first stepped us up. And my wife is Samoan, so too like that. She is so not. Just using what of the...

What was her name? Judith Collins. Yeah, if you know, you know. Clint Megan Dan. Up the wire is taking on the Titans who we have not beaten this year. Tomorrow, 7.30, this is going to be, if you know, you know, if you're an OG Warriors fan, this should give you. like chills.

1995 they entered the competition used to run out to Jimmy Hendrix voodoo child. Shut up, that's so badass. It was sick. So great. The DB bitter warriors back then. In 30 years, this is the greatest start. The Warriors have ever had to a competition.

They are in the top four. There are three games to go before the playoffs. The important thing about staying in the top four, Ash, is in the first round of the playoffs. So if you lose, you get a life. If you finish fifth, sixth, seventh or eighth, then you're going to play one extra game to get to the great. Yeah, gotcha.

So can Ash get on the bandwagon and be a warrior's supporter? Dan's got a great idea. Next week, next Friday is our last home game against the Eels. Dan wants to get an actual bandwagon and put a whole lot of new Warriors fans on it and parade them around the stadium. I think we need to try and get that done. You could be the leader of that bandwagon, Ash.

As I had born and bred Australian, I have moved over to this beautiful country. and I'm very excited to be jumping on the Waz bandwagon. And this is all from the fact that I live near Eden Park last week I was saying on here that I should, when the Waz are playing, I should rent out my space for my car parking. I was sorry, I don't know if anyone's paying for parking in Mount Eden when the boys are playing in Mount Smart.

Yeah, go media. I knew at that point I had some catching up to do. Okay, so you have been studying all week. Yes. All the Warriors players. Yes. There are a lot of double-barrel names in there. Oh, triple.

Cool sounding names the Warriors line up this year, I reckon. And good-looking roosters. I mean, not roosters. Boo, the roosters. But good-looking roosters on this team. Amen, sister. Okay, so how this game is going to work? Despite you learning every single Warriors' players' name, first and last,

we're going to throw out five random Warriors' players, first name, and you must give us last name. Okay. You do not have a life. If you get one wrong, you lose. and your bandwagon riding was. Like if there was when the grandfoddle, I can't be excited.

We gave you five days to learn them. That should have been enough and we're about to find out of it was. Okay, go. Okay, I'll give you an easy one to start. Okay. Star player. Lecker.

Halema. She's got one. He was the guy who got the try at the last minute. He was? Yeah. I thought she even knows facts about them, Clint. Yeah, okay, I'll stop.

Okay. There's one from one. You need four more. Okay. Hit her with one, Clint. Okay. Chance. Double barrel

Nickel Cloksta Yeah The translation Perfection As well She's got one leg on the bandwagon She's hanging off the side

Two from two Okay Okay here me again Here we go Here we go Adam Oh it's a very white person I want to say

Even though he's not white bun Oh isn't he No Okay she doesn't know What they look like clearly Okay Um Pomp is it Pompey or Pompey

Pompey Oh no, I've got it wrong Did you say Pompey? I got to pay it She's got it She's got a name We didn't say pronunciation had to be

100% on She's got to get two more Two more, two more Oh, do I go with a... My heart's been I just want to make you guys proud Tamaray Martin because he's so hot

Oh my God He's my dream man Yeah Underrated too I hope he gets more minutes In the last few weeks He probably will Because we've riddled with injury

Okay, for the win, if you get this, you're officially on the whilst bandwagon in the last three weeks of the season. To seal the deal. Okay. And be a true warrior's supporter. Tane. Okay. Tain. Tu, Tua Piki.

You got it. You got it. Tuapiki. Yeah. Too long. There is so much to love about living in this fine nation. And now I feel like I can commit to the Waz. You're not up there with the mad butcher yet.

Yeah, you're close. Yeah, I love that guy. Yeah. Come on. That's a throwback. I don't think she gets some. All right, up the last 7.30 tomorrow, I take it on the Titans away from home. Hopefully the boys get it done so they can finish top four going into the playoffs.

Clint, Meg and Dan. And someone who has been, all week, is Michelle, who you may have missed yesterday, hopefully you didn't. But she was given the devastating news that her cancer is now terminal. She has said that doctors are unsure if she'll make it to Christmas or January, her one-year wedding anniversary. And she was so generous in, like, reaching out to us, first of all, and then giving us her time and letting us ask questions and talk about something we don't really talk about in life. She originally sent us a message, didn't she? And she said, I'm loving my 40s.

finally feel like I can be me only bugger is I have terminal cancer definitely live it up guys and the fact that she's so open about talking about something that's so maybe taboo with a lot of people I think is just so encouraging and inspiring for other people the part we played yesterday was very much her journey

and all the details and this part that we're going to play for you now is really going forward what life looks like for her and the question we put to her was how has the diagnosis changed your perspective now on life. And this was her answer.

I finally feel like I get to be me because I turned 40 and then I got cancer. So then I was just like I finally like I don't care about what other people are thinking I'm just happy to do me because yeah life is a bit short and

I've got to enjoy it while I can. Like you know going through walk along the beach that's how I relax as opposed to just sitting on the couch I imagine you notice things that the rest of us don't because we're all too busy. You think, oh, I'll do that next year or whatever.

And it's like maybe you're just living life in a much more focused way. And I imagine much more appreciative of the little things that a lot of us miss. Yeah, there's definitely times where I just sit and I'll be like, man, it's like it's a beautiful night. Look at all it starts. And I'll be, I'll be for ages just looking at them. Yeah, I think I do capture the small. moments for me a lot more than I used to

and everyone's so busy. Yeah. Dying is the most natural thing in the world right? Like everybody's born and everybody dies but as a society we don't talk about death. Do you feel like people still don't know how to talk about death and dying or they're awkward

about it or they don't want to talk about it? Yeah because I obviously am now in a position where I'm forced to like re-go over my will to make sure everything's sorted for my daughter and my husband and my family and all that and like, you know, I have to plan my funeral

and so I'd bring it up with my friends like, oh, what music and, yeah, they just kind of don't really want to engage. They're like, oh, don't talk about that. Don't talk about that now. Yeah, because they, I guess it isn't normal to talk about someone's funeral or how they want to go out.

Yeah. Does it scare you the act of because you sound so calm and collected. I guess maybe I haven't really let myself think about it too much. I mean, I'd love to say I'm okay with it. I'm at peace with it, but no, yeah, I definitely will get scared, I reckon. And that's when I reckon maybe a bit of an anger might come through. Because, yeah, I'm going to be missing so much.

got a wedding anniversary in January, I don't know if I'll make that. I won't get to see my daughter be a teenager. You know, I'll miss such little simple things like that. So, yeah, I reckon when it comes time, I'll probably be scared to go. In a situation like you're in, I imagine you're always trying to find the glass half full. When you are given a date that you may not live beyond, what are the, the benefits of that you know like some people can have life taken from them

in an instant right away having time to put a bow on certain things and have conversations with certain people even though they must be insanely difficult is there some closure in that yeah definitely that is the silver lighting on all of this

because I've got to hang out with my sister I've got to have conversations with my mum and done stuff with my mum that I wouldn't normally really do probably in such a concentrated effort I guess it's a lovely feeling to know

that you've really been able to tell people what they mean to you so I'm lucky enough that I've been given the opportunity to realise that I need to do that, which is awesome. I love it, yeah. I think we'll all be making some phone calls today. Oh my God, that's the lesson I've taken out of this.

Yeah. Isn't it sad that like it takes this sort of diagnosis with some people, I guess, to have those conversations because why can't you just have them normally, you know? Yeah. Thank you for reminding us. Yeah, we benefit from your situation and being so open about it, Michelle, to hopefully improve our lives and have those conversations without needing to go through what you're going through so thanks Michelle

you're amazing yeah it's okay we'd love to keep in touch yeah oh yeah sure yeah I love you guys like I do a lot of driving in the mornings and like you yeah even my daughter knows it's radio in the morning like you guys on every single morning love it you guys make my morning definitely thank you Michelle we love you it's cool getting to talk to you guys

we'll be now from now on every morning I'm going to think of you yeah absolutely and we're doing the show for you yeah he's right not the bad be If any bit flop and they're not funny, that wasn't for Michelle. That was not for Michelle. Yeah, yeah. Thanks guys. Good on you.

Thank you, Michelle. Bye. Bye. Yeah. Bye. Wow. Love her. She's the best, eh?

She's the best. Absolutely. I think it's really encouraging for your Friday. Pretty much to the perspective. Yeah. And get Meg along as well because she loves Nick. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh.

D won easy money yesterday. $10,000 richer today. no doubt she'll be spending a bit over the weekend but Dan has a brand new cash contest that we don't know too much about but he's in charge of, got to help us. I've been having high-powered meetings over the last 24 hours

with a lot of the big movers and shakers of this business and put it this way. The promo we're doing next week where we're going to be giving away cash is going to put the money we gave away yesterday just completely out the window. More than 10,000? put it this way

millions are going to be up for grabs okay Dan can explain what it is and how much money you can win next also Christopher Luxon joins us on the show as well talking about the price of groceries and what they are going to do about it

if anything can they do anything because we blame the government but hopefully we're going to know this answer we're going to make them do something we're going to make them change the prices I've already made him get rid of the payway fix. That's right.

You talked about it in the same week they got rid of it. Although that's still happening. So when does that take effect? All right, Christopher Luxon on the show and what Dan's new cash contest is coming up in two on The Edge. Missing 10K Easy Money. It'll be back soon, bigger and better than ever. But you can still play for 1K at 3pm with Edge Arvos.

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Silly not to get amongst it on a Friday. Trit yourself for three past eight. Easy money. Taking a little breather after D1, $10,000 yesterday. And Dan has a new exciting cash prize starting next week. Yeah, I've had many high-powered meetings with management, the people that hold the purse strings in this company. Yep.

Hit the jams, Clint, there's an intro. Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. High Roller. Why did I hear? The sound of marbles in it. High Rollers Club, we're calling it next week. I'm not going to go into too much detail.

Okay. But it does involve marbles. Of course it does. It does involve 10 people next Friday, all with an equal chance. Yeah. Of winning 15 million. Dollars. Don't ask too many questions.

15 million. No, that's just one. We've had one question. Grains of rice. 15. million dong. That's a Vietnamese currency. Can I go on the currency exchange?

Don't read into it too much. Okay, okay. But there will be 10 people, a one in ten chance. Next Friday, we'll put people in the draw. How much is 15 million dong? 15 million. It's how many zeros is that? 1-5-0-0-0.

6. 0-0. Don't do too much maths. Vietnamese don't to N-ZD. Okay. We'll do the math. $1,000, $1,000. $15 million.

You really threw your weight around there, buddy, with the boss yesterday. Yeah, it was a lot of meetings. Producer Carl? I was just saying Christopher Luxin is on hold now if we... Yeah, the Prime Minister. Okay. Then there's Dan's thing as well, which is very important as well. 15 million dong.

Yeah, right? Can you just go to the Prime Minister waiting? Yeah, oh, if I go to song. Yeah, I got to go to us. Yeah. Okay, sorry, PM. Yeah. Got to play bloody somber.

Up the Wars, taking on the Titans tomorrow night, 7.30. Christopher Luxon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, joins us on the line. Good morning, Christopher. Good morning, team. How are we? Now, Clint mentioned the Warriors just before. Before we get into the nitty, gritty.

Yeah, and there's going to be nitty, and there's also going to be gritty, PM, but that's what you're expecting. I've got you, boo. I've got you, boo. Exactly what I need. But I have issued myself a little bit of a challenge this year because I know you're a huge warrior's supporter yourself.

Here's my proposal. Okay. I've said that if we win the grand final this year I will get a warrior's tattoo just a small one somewhere on my body Have you got any tattoos already? I'm very adverse to them Chris to be honest I've got one little one on my ankle

He's got a paper blames and Taylor Swift one It's a long story But my question to you is If we win Will you join me? No Hey what is What is?

My wife My wife would crucify me if I did that. Okay, wait, Ashton's going to sweeten the deal. I am a wife. I am a wife so I can speak on behalf of all wives and say she'd probably think it's a lull. But what if we say, if the waz take it out and you get a waz tattoo,

will make Dan get a Christopher Loxin tattoo. Oh, I like that. Oh, I don't think you'd like that. I don't think that would be good for him. We would. But he'd get in real trouble. Yeah, that it wouldn't be good. I'd probably have to get Amanda's name on my body

before I did anything else. I'll first get Amanda and then get the Warriors tattooed. Okay, two tattoos in one go. Okay. Well, it's not a no. It's not a no. Not a no. Okay.

Okay. Are you ready for the nitty-gritty now, PM? Ready for the nitty gritty. Okay. We have been speaking on this show over the last couple of weeks about something that I know you're well aware of, and it is the price of groceries, which sounds like something that's quite, you know,

like something you throw out, something random, but the reality is this is something that is affecting every single Kiwi. And a lot of people will say, it's a government's fault, it's a government's fault. I probably say that every day of my life, if I'm perfectly honest with you. So we want to get some clarity here. I'm quite used to that. Don't worry. Yeah, I got you.

We want to get some clarity about what the government actually can do when it comes to the supermarkets and prices of things like butter, like milk. And what you can do, what you will do, what you won't do. What's the plan? Yeah, what's the limits here? Are we just blaming the government for no reason? Well, look, I mean, there's a couple of things. One is first and foremost, you're right.

I mean, we've gone through a massive period of inflation and food prices have gone up and, yep, that's really hard for folk. Coal comfort, but not, you know, I get it, not much, is that it's, you know, food prices are only up about 4.5%. They used to be up 12.5% every year for a number of years. So we've done a good job as a government of getting inflation down or the price increases of stuff going up each year down, which has been good. But the thing that's really driving this is actually global demand for dairy

and also for red meat. and so all around the world people are paying are wanting to buy dairy products and they want to buy red meat products and that's been really great for our farmers because our farmers are doing well and that's really good because

you know even yesterday the price of dairy internationally it's what's called a global commodity so it's a price for dairy globally that all weed up another 15 cents so all of that money comes back home to New Zealand to our farmers who then spend it in their economy buying cars going to restaurants you know, creating jobs for lots of people.

But we are, in some ways, you know, global prices sets the price of food all around the world. But isn't there something the government can do to ensure that the farmers have their pockets lined as they deserve? They are the lifeblood of this country. But also the price is protected for everyday Kiwi. So we are not having to absorb the increasing cost of things like dairy in regards to the international demand.

Can you do something? Yeah. Is there a way where everyone can do? and when. The farmers don't have to lose out, but we don't have to lose out. Can the government intervene? Yeah, well, not really, because then the government has then spending huge amounts of taxpayer money to try and what's called to underwrite or subsidise food prices across New Zealand. And that just gets really difficult to sort of actually mechanistically sort of organise or to try and make that intervention. You've got other things like

weather, you know, like another thing interesting guys is that the war in Ukraine has really affected global grain prices. So all of a sudden the prices of crops and stuff is, gone up as well around the world. So, I mean, the reality is, you look, you've got a global price. Farmers will sell all around the world into those global prices. And as a result, the price of dairy and meat has gone up in New Zealand, but all around the world. People will often say to me, Chris, why don't you just take GST off food, quite complex

to take it off. And secondarily, also, not sure that it's going to get passed through to you as the consumer because a supermarket profit might get dropped to supermarket profits. So what can we do? Look, there's a couple of things. One is that we're trying to do everything we can in New Zealand to make it really attractive and easy for what's called a third supermarket operator to come into the country. And there's been some great work that's been going on in the background from Nicola Willis

and she's got, we'll have more say about that shortly. The second thing is that we really have to do is we have to keep inflation down and we have to make sure that we are growing people's incomes. So that actually their incomes are growing faster than the price increases of stuff. and that's really the focus of the government is like we have to get this economy growing so that we actually get people getting more money in their pockets than the cost of stuff the good news is there's some encouraging stuff there like you know rents have actually come down five dollars a week this is going up 180 dollars a week I know it doesn't sound a lot

but if you're going to go re-rent you'd actually find there'll be lower rents out there than probably what you pay today. Leakree we've had you know you've seen again this week if you're lucky enough to own a home interest rates are coming down I am going to interrupt you PM because I do just want to keep the conversation about our groceries because we are getting so many texts through from people who are angry, they want answers. So many people talking about the profit margins

of privately owned supermarkets here in Altaeroa. Is there anything the government can do to intervene here? I mean, I personally don't think that big companies should be making this much money over a basic human right which is feeding Kiwis. Yeah, no, get it. So that's what we're doing. So we're working at what we can do

to make supermarkets more competent. in the supermarket sector so that actually there is more competition and we put pressure on those profits and we also create more pricing competition for New Zealanders that's exactly the work that we've got to do

to do that work you've got to go through the whole like it's really hard to actually go build a supermarket in New Zealand if you're a person overseas with a supermarket chain and you want to bring it to New Zealand it's really hard it's really hard it's hard to get the planning approvals it's hard to get a piece of land

to do it, it's all of that stuff now that doesn't sound very sexy or help immediately with what the challenges are with food prices. But I'm just trying to say to you in the background, how do you create the conditions for that to emerge or that competition to happen? And I think things are, that's hard, but also what's really hard is people that can't afford

to make ends meet with food. I mean, I spoke to someone the other day that literally can't afford to buy meat for a family of three. And I mean, it's getting to the point, I think, Chris, we're like, there's so many people out there that are just struggling to make ends meet. No, it's really tough. We know it's complicated.

as you've explained, but I don't know what could be more important that ensuring Kiwis can afford to feed their children. I don't know what could be a bigger priority. Can I be really, don't be really honest with you? It's lovely to have some bumper stickers. You know, to be honest, without getting too political on you, the previous government did. And the bottom line is if you do not run the economy well, you hurt, and you have inflation in it, you hurt lower middle income working Kiwis. And that's why I say you've got to be running an economy well because that's the pain and suffering we've just gone through because of actually losing formation on how to run the economy. So that's why we've got to get the economy growing. We've got to get people

with income growing. We've got to get more competition into the supermarket sector and make sure that we can keep prices down as best we can. All right. Thanks, Chris. Yeah. And think about the Warriors Tattoo are you up for us. Thanks guys. All righty. Catch you, mate. Ash, started by calling him boo. And then by him, we're like, yo, yo, yo, I'm going to stop you there. No, but I mean, that's his job. Like these politicians work for us and we work for the people as well that are texting through and I think, I mean, none of us

are afraid to, you know, ask Polly's the hard questions. I don't know, a lot of people will be like... I just keep hearing excuses. I genuinely just keep hearing excuses and there's no like action. I know it is complicated but as I said to him, I just don't know what could be more important but good on him. Love him or hate him, good on him

for coming on here and actually facing up the questions. It's like it being that guy that everyone's throwing all their angs at, right? But yeah, you're right. Can't afford to throw eggs. Externs, he does. If you're going to be the guy, then you're going to, and you want to be the guy, and you're going to put your hand up, then I guess you've got to get the job done. Let's go.

Daniel Webby. Why just say my voice funny? Is it? London? London? I feel like I have to say London with an English accent. Because I'm English. Well, no, because, you know.

I get it. The London is the capital of United Kingdom. Just playing with you, babe. Calm down. I post a question. I am calm. Sorry, Dan. Do you love that where you come?

Someone's like, just calm down. Oh, never see. Say that to your wife. I'm, I'm calm. He doesn't seem calm. I posed a question just a couple of days ago that perhaps is one of the most contentious questions we've had as a group of friends.

And often if the innocuous questions that on the surface seem harmless that bring out the most vitriol among us. And I want your feedback on this. Oh, 8, Under the Edge, text through 33443. I was in a predicament the other day where I was going up for lunch with my wife, my beautiful wife, Hannah,

and my gorgeous mother jewels. Okay? Now, we're all going in the same car and I got in the front to drive and there was a Mexican standoff of sorts between my mum and Hannah as to who would sit in the front. Did they both want to sit or they were both being so blind?

They were both offering it to the other person in a polite manner. So Hannah was like, you get in the front jewels and mum was like, no, no, no, no, you're the wife, you sit in the front, I'll sit in the back. So there was this thing and then they were like, Dan, you decide. No, thank you. I just'm saying, sorry, I can't hear what's going on back there

There was one of the most vulnerable moments of my life where I had to pick between my mother and my wife But you made the right call Because the back sense sucks But you were like, okay, mum birthed me respectfully And respecting your elders You say, all right mum you jump in the front Oh my wife birthed our child

Well they both birthed my mum birthed me And yeah so I mean here's the thing I went with my wife And he's why Wrong, wrong Here's why Okay My mum

He's standing up He's pushing his chair away And he's standing up I love my mum But Not more than your wife By the sounds Well

They love them very much Equally But in different ways Hopefully Thank you Dan for clearing that up I want to meet out with my mum My wife is now the woman in my life

She owns half the car She deserves the front seat She sits there all the time That's an interesting way to look at it As ownership of the vehicle Okay Interesting though So your wife gets to sit there all the time

Because it's hers And your mum had this one chance To sit in the front And you denied her of it Well I went to the zoo yesterday With my mum and my son Hannah didn't come So Jules got the front seat

Whereas And you pose this in the group chat as well You sent a voice message And did you think that people would You know Be as passionate in their replies as they were No I didn't think this would unearth of some worms that I didn't think were this aggressive.

Now, there's so many different opinions on this, but I'd say it was a 50-50 split between our group, Meg and Guy included, the producers, that thought it could be the mum or it could be the wife. Who deserves

the front seat in this situation? That's what I want to get a consensus on from you, the listeners, 0-800 the edge. Okay, who do you put in the front of your partner and your mum make you choose? What's the right to play here? Yeah. It's my mother every day of the week.

Really? Every day of the week. We wouldn't even have the discussion. Wife. Because my husband will be driving because I never drive because he doesn't like my driving. It's fine. I don't even ask.

I just get straight into the back seat if my mum's around. Who's got the longer legs? Because normally you've got more leg room in the front? I don't want to get into that. I know. Good job, Dan. I sit the trap and you saw it. Well done.

That's for next Monday. I'm sorry. Who gets the front seat, your partner or your mum? they both decided to give it to the other and then eventually Dan's wife and mum said why don't we let Dan decide Yeah now someone has said In fact I think it was you James

Why does the man get to choose? Is that what you're asking? It is what I'm asking I think the women are capable of figuring out themselves But the thing is they weren't though James Because I let them decide and they couldn't So they gave the decision to me And I went with my wife in the front seat

Now that is proved to be a conceded controversial choice. So what do you think, James? Do you think Dan's made the right or wrong call there? Oh, I think he's made the right call because the call had to be made. So it was 50-50. Either way, he probably got it wrong.

James knows what's up. Yeah. Tash, good morning. What are your thoughts on this? Mum in the front or wife? Definitely the mother. Yeah, I agree with you. Even my partner, yeah, even my partner, he always tells me to hop in the front

and the mum will tell me to hop in the front but I always make her jump in the front. What is your thoughts on the saying which has just come through from Danielle and it's the saying I live my life by Happy wife, happy life. That is true. No, but Tash, are you married or engaged?

I'm engaged. Hey, so she's putting the work in with the mother-in-law being like, nah-da, honestly, you get in. Yeah, good on you. We have had to take some through that I think is a really good point. is that once you have kids, a lot of grandmas will want to be in the backseat with the grandbaby.

So there is a sweet moment there. That is true. That is true. But then what about the other one from Emma who says, to be honest, Dan, if it was my mother-in-law and me, she'd be going on the boot. We'll do mother-in-law's next week. My goodness me. I like my mother-in-law, so she'd be.

But she's still trumped by my wife. Really? Oh, gorgeous. Every day of the week for me, it's mom or mother-in-law. and that's just, it's just no question in our family. Adam, are you with me on this, wife in the front? Yeah, 100% mate. I think, you know, after the trip,

who are you going to be spending the most time with? This is true. Oh, right, so when you get out of the car, you're basing your opinion on who you're still going to have to be hanging out with for the rest of the day. Yeah, and I think my wife grubby's up for the passenger seat. Like, it's real grubby. What do you mean? What's she doing back there, babe?

How's she making it crummy? You know, like, just dirty shoes and just hair everywhere and all of that. Carry on. So I think, you know, that way my mum doesn't have to see that. Oh. Okay. Ashland's got a great way to work it out, Dan. This is actually how we settle most of the arguments in our house.

Okay, what are we doing, Ashland? Me and Dad talked about doing them paper scissors rocks for the seat. Yeah, do you just do one game or is it all? Best to three? Best for three. Yeah, that's how we do it. I expect that. It's national rules.

Yeah, we just go to the rules. I say that's how we do it, moving forward. Okay. Papers is rock for the front seat. I still stand by wife on the front. That seems to be the unpopular opinion. Everybody's saying that mums are old. They get the league room.

They go on the front. Why are you favouring your mum? What does she do for you that your mum doesn't? Your wife. I'm sorry, your wife. What is she doing? What is she doing? What is she doing?

What is she doing? What is she doing? What is she doing? What is she doing? What kind of question is that? What do you think she's doing for? The mum's not? Yeah, apart from the obvious.

What's the obvious? Cooking. Yeah, cooking. There you go. Washing. We shear the load. I think it's time to get out of the break. Maybe.

You might have put your foot in the train my seat. No, no, no, you made that awkward, Clint, and it's very rare. It's very rare, but I'm on team down here. Love you, bro. And Clint, I know your job is to rat the break up, and you've done nothing. There. Absolutely nothing. We are sitting here dangling, hanging by a thread waiting for you to do your job.

Don't make me come around there. You wouldn't even know what to push. I would. I know what to push. Okay, let's see if you can do it. We've got new music. He's coming around. He hasn't got new music Friday. He's just the home to take music.

Clint, Megan, Dan. One, two, three, four. New music Friday. Brand new. Oh, I can turn at the back of we got it. So, ladies, they're very excited. day to be music fan five officially announcing their tour they're coming to Auckland next to may we'll all be there very exciting um but it's new music

Friday which is the day the artists drop new music into our feed today we've got new stuff from we all know and love Florence and the machine oh yes she's been service, it's back in operation. Moiled up. It's called Everybody's Scream. I love to sky. I'm burning. You're coming my full side.

I love her voice. I love her voice. She sounds like nobody else on the radio. Such a distinctive sound. Yeah, it's quite grand sounding, eh? He is. We know this guy, somber. S-O-M-B-R-S-M-B-R-Somber.

He's obviously been watching a bit of Brokeback Mountain. His new single is called I Wish I Knew How to Quit You. Speaking of new music as well, Rule has a brand new one called The Suburbs. It goes hard. And the good-looking man,

talent is a good-looking man himself, is in studio with us this morning. What are you, Roe? Welcome. How you doing, guys? This song is catchy. Thank you. That's all I need to hear.

I love it. Do you know, years and years ago, I went to a rural concert at Sydney Opera House, or I reckon this was seven years ago. Yeah, it was about that. Yeah, and I went along with it. I used to be a good gig, and someone said to me,

do you want to bring earplugs? And I was like, what? No, I've been to a gig before. And it took me about three seconds after arriving to realize why I needed the headphones, it was like a One Direction concert. The screaming was, I will never forget it. Do you get used to that?

Or does it calm down now that audiences have grown up a little bit? I think because I've grown up with the audience a little bit. Since then, seven years ago, I was 16. So a lot of my fans around, like, you know... How does it? 15, 16. And now we're all kind of, you know, 20, 21. Everyone's trying to be a bit more nonchalant.

They're a cool hang. But it can still get hectares. I feel like I'm still, you know, newer fans that are coming around that age that, you know, want to get into it. But, yeah, at that time, it was, like, only that demographic. How do you...

Because you seem like you've got your head screwed on. You're a normal guy. How do you not get cocky as hell? Like, if I had girls chasing me around, you know, and everybody... If you even had a girl... I have one girl left. If I had a stalker, I'd be cocky.

But I know you've got crazy, crazy fans, and most of them are normal. And then there's a small percentage of them that are just like... Hey, don't be mean to Lily who works in the office. crazy obsessed and Lily who works here might be in that top 1%. I just want to say as the female in the room

Lily's a legend. She's a cool chick. We're not setting you up for a... You have a stalker and then she's like a stick back from that. Oh, sick. Oh, that's great. That's the prime. She won't like stay very long outside your house.

90% harmless. Walk past. We're looking at the mirror box. So we are going to set Lily up for a bit of a disaster scenario will we call it, maybe a dream scenario. we are going to walk you upstairs to your next interview. We're going to ask Lily to kind of show you the way. We have got an actor who has wearing a hard hat

and blocking off the stairwell so you can't take the stairs which means you will have to hop in the elevator where you will both be trapped until Lily can correctly answer the questions about you in this envelope that you will have to pose to her. Okay. We all do wonder when we meet like our idols whether we would be cool or whether we would absolutely

they crumble under the excitement of being in their presence. And I guess we're going to work out which one Lily ends up being. And we've got some cameras in the elevator, right? Oh, yes. GoProed up to the Wahoo. Crazy. Waho. Is that what you said?

Yeah. I don't think they've got any Wahoos. That makes camera it up. I think it's the wazoo. Wazoo is what I'm looking. So we want you to sit in the awkwardness rule. Of course. Let the silences be there.

Let the silences be there. Just when it looks like she is going to physically die from embarrassment. That is when I think you pull out the envelope and then she'll read. realize you're in on the bit. And we've blocked off the elevator. You won't be able to get out. Are you serious? Trust us.

We've sorted this. It's like an escape room. So she can't get out until she answers the questions. Okay, great. I think you need to go first rule. And once you leave, there's another way to go upstairs. We'll go the long way. Okay.

It's going to be great. It's going to be great guys. I'll just pretend I'm just, you know, the hopeless, non-knowing artist. Quasi, asshole. Yeah. Yes, my boy. You're going to name this. Good luck, my bro.

Rule drops new music today. And tune. Yeah, there's that. We realize that our intern, Lily, here, is quite possibly... Well, well, she's not an intern anymore, guys. She's been elevated to have a proper job. Yes, so let's respect her job. Okay, so she's just Lily.

Doesn't have as much of a ring to it. Content producer Lily. But even though she's no longer an intern, she's not immune to being pranked, especially when her, like, pass card, hall pass, whatever you want to call her. From when she was a teenager. Yeah. comes into studio and we said to rule Hey man, would you get in an elevator with Lily?

She's going to escort you upstairs and we're going to have the elevator when the doors open jam and so you guys can't get out and he's going to quiz her on questions about his life and she has to get all of them right to be let out. It's horrifying because when you work at a radio station and someone comes in that you like you want to be a cool hang. You want to come across as like no big deal

and we've just thrown her in it pretty much. How do we get her to take the lift because there's like no one ever takes the lift in this building? We had a guy with a hard hair and cones saying that you couldn't use the stairs because they were being painted or something and they had to use the elevator. Thought of everything. So let's jump into the prank and have a listen to how Lily went and whether she was cool or not when she realized she was stuck in a lift with her idol rule. That's us. Yeah.

Have you been anywhere? Oh, we're good. Don't stitching me out. What do you mean? Two. Let's go. That's weird. Oh, guys.

Hi Lily. Alright, I've got some questions for you. Okay. Let's just to prove if you actually know who I am. Oh no. I would die if that was me. First question, what is the name of my first EP? Is that Lange?

That's the song. What's the name of the EP? Alright, I won an MTV Award for Best... Oh my God, I'm literally best Australian arts. Yes! Well done, all right. If that were me, it'd be like me and Megan Fox in a lift. When the doors open, I have no close on.

Which singer did I? support on their Australian and New Zealand tour in 2019. Oh my god. Um, I'm not a good fan. What country was I born in? Australia, no. Somewhere in the UK? Yes, same. Another one.

All right. Name three artists I've collaborated with. Hylopoebs. Um, I've literally just gone blank. What is my full legal name? I think I'm going to say your dad's name. What is it Ralph, Vincent Van Dyke. Oh my God.

My name's rule. But rule Vincent Van Dyke. I was like, okay, I'll give it to you. She got another one right. All right, we're done. We're all good. Can we get it? Welcome!

Yay! Hey! I didn't you go, all. Honestly, pretty bad. Really bad. Fake fan! We've got three out of, three out of five. Oh, that's pretty good.

That's surpassed. Sixteen-year-old Lily would have done better. A lot of the awkwardness levels when you realized. It's really awkward. I was like, I saw Patty and I was like, fuck in my life. If you do want to see the video of the prank You can text prank to 3343

And we'll bounce you back the link I've got goosebumps from second-out embarrassment That was shocking So rough It was so weird from me I don't know why if I was stuck in a lift with Megan Fox I'd be nude when the door's open I'm not sure how I jumped at that conclusion

Is she nude as well Because it's weird if it's just you nude I'm not too sure dad actually I didn't think she's like getting out of this lift They're like, wow, it's hot on here. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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