The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW my wifes boobies

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London as they navigate through hilariously awkward encounters and unexpected revelations in this jam-packed podcast episode. From discussing the niche things women find attractive in men, to Dan attempting to hit the high notes of Taylor Swift's 'Love Story' in an epic challenge. Web Girl Bella shares her thoughts on 'Cool Runnings' after being tasked to watch it, and a listener's dilemma about whether to disclose a past fling to a new friend adds a layer of intrigue. The trio also talks about the importance of knowing the Warriors' players as they prepare for playoffs and delve into the chaotic dating world with the hopeless hotline. Don't miss out on the fun, laughs, and surprisingly deep conversations! 01:26 Titanium Boy Band Reunion06:07 Boob Taping Tips and Tricks16:31 Naughty Audiobook Mishap20:47 $10,000 Money Challenge23:02 Niche Things Women Find Attractive33:33 Sports Talk: AFL vs. Rugby38:27 Greatest Films Bella Hasn't Seen39:43 Cool Runnings Review43:51 Hopeless Hotline: Awkward Encounters52:08 $10,000 Quiz Challenge54:24 Hit the Spot: Taylor Swift Edition01:05:49 Mac Pack Jacket Strength Test01:09:22 Scandal: Sophie Turner's Engagement Drama

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcasts educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. You're not slightly aroused or mildly offended. Are you even listening? It's the Edge Breakfast.

Clint me and Dan with Ash London. Good morning. We're back, one to six. How we doing? Oh, good to be here. Yeah, live and loving and also laughing. Yeah, you have that written on your wall, don't you at home? Yeah, on every wall. in my house in different styles of cursive font.

My mum loves a home as where the heart is. That's beautiful. Yeah, she's beautiful. My mum has like stuck onto her walls, save water, drink wine. That's classic. My mum's probably got something about Jesus. Like, we worship the Lord in this home or something like that. Oh, really?

I'm imagining. Yeah, right. Psalm 91. He who dwell, I'm going to remember it. He who dwells in the secret place of the most high shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Jesus, how's it's her wall? I spent so long in church.

She's like, dear, sweetie. Oh my gosh, how do I remember that? Oh, yeah, that's good. Maybe they gave us some good ju-ju for the rest of the show, but the Lord's going to, you make sure us have a good show because we started it up his arm. Yeah, God bless this show. God bless it.

And Justin Beacon. And he needs the Lord's blessing also. We all do. Yeah. Don't we? He's been out of Sundays a lot recently. Yeah, he's blessed. Lots of weed.

Clint, megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to jump into a 6 a.m. throwback. I've got an option. You might love it. Oh, dear. Or you might not know it. Oh, I'm really between, you see,

two of us working in music radio and being in our, is it because of our age? What's the reasoning where you're from is? Oh, I might know no Kiwi, but I know Opshop. Oh, yeah, you know Opshop. If you know Opshop, you know all New Zealand music. Oh, yeah, okay. Do you know titanium?

I know. that they were a boy band that the edge put together 10 years ago because it's folklore at this point. Wife and I were at a house party on Saturday and one of the members of Titanium. Shut up. Andrew was there and I was chatting to him

about like the old days of when he was in the boy band with the edge and how jealous you were that you didn't get to be in Titanian. And they did travel and then went overseas and tried to do some stuff. Where did they go? They gave it a good nudge. One trip to L.A. for a riding session.

Maybe. But I said to the guys, I said how long has it been since, you know, you guys were a band. He goes, oh, we disbanded in 2015. And I went, oh, are we really for a 10-year reunion of titanium? Was he open to it? Oh, he was so into it. What happened to them?

Like, why did they finish up? Because they couldn't get another hit after this one. But I had a few, they had tattoo and a few others. And they did some covers. I said hit, Clint. I do not remember the song tattoo But I'm like Is there enough hunger

For like the OG Titanium Edge Boy Band For us to throw together a bit of a reunion gig Sometime this year Are they all alive? Yeah I think they're still alive I think they're all still about Yeah they're all still alive Produced Inipia the youngest on the show

Did you know that Titanium Was my first ever concert that I ever went to As like an 11, 12 year old kid Wow Sweet at the Validrome and Invicago I was blown away. Now I feel old because I think it was the first

promo I worked on on the edge. Wow. That's so cute. I do remember. I do remember. I know. He would have been cute. I was working at another radio station

when that was happening. The titanium stuff and I remember everybody was talking about it. Everybody's like, yeah, pissed off that we didn't think of that sort of stuff. Classic. So I wonder whether the dream is that four of them are free

and there's one guy that maybe isn't and then Clint takes his place. It turns out there's six, and he said one's overseas, because I was trying to find out where the members were. And I said, you could do five. You could do four. Some would say six is too much. Yeah.

That's why they didn't work, too many. Can you think of another band that has six members? Exactly. Five is the absolute maximum here. Was Fleetwood max? Six? They're not a boy band, are they? And technically four.

Yeah, and then you've got East Cup seven. I think they're only three or two now. by the year. Fat Freddy's drop has about 22 members. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. So would you indulge me with a bit of a blast from in the past 10 years ago that were touring? I'm not going to say no doubt. Disbanded. That's passion. And I'd love to just get the feelers out. I don't know it's early, but 3343.

Who would be into seeing the boys get back together for one night only? So far no text. Hey, I just asked. I just let him get the phone out and send that. 3343. They just spanned it 10 years ago And I was hanging out with Andrew Who was in the band on Saturday night at a house party And floated the idea of whether the boys would be keen To get back together for one night only

He said how old you, they would So watch the space Lots of interest on the text machine, three texts Yes absolutely Someone said who was the hot guy He's married to a radio host now That's Andrew That's Andrew, Clint's mate

And then someone else said I want to know what my signed CD is worth now from Titanium Oh you don't let that go before the reunion I think it's time I think we're right in the pocket of the right timing in life you know they're fans now between what

35 and 45 and then people like Nepeer who went when he was 12 to their first concert getting a full circle moment there how cool would that be did they sing live or are they a lip-sinking band

no they were very very much a live singing band those boys who were you there dad why are you so he's a Simon Cow of titanium he's just I mean it should have been you, I think we could all agree that really

like, you should have been in a boy band. If you missed the story, I was working for another radio station and my boss wouldn't let me audition. I was livid. I was like, this is my only chance. Yeah. Maybe if Clint was in the band because he's got such drive, that they would still be going. Maybe they'd be out touring.

You said drive, we say what, hyper-focus or obsession. Can't move on from things. Yeah. He'd be like, we're going to make it. At that same party, actually, my wife was looking outstanding. and a lot of whispers started happening about whether my wife's boobs were real or fake which I guess then gives you some idea as to how good they must be looking because they are real and at one point I lost her and I was like where the hell is Jamie and I went downstairs and back upstairs

and back upstairs and someone goes oh there's a bunch of girls in the bathroom and I'm sort of knocking and I'm like babe and she's oh yeah hold on and I kind of like open the door and they're all just crowded around like trying to like grab them and seeing what's going on Her boobies? Yeah. Was it top off? No, well, yeah, but she had taped them all. So she does an incredible taping job, so they all get pushed up and nice and high.

She puts sticky tape on her, like, like, kinesio... Physiotape. Yeah, like... It's not like 3M. The stuff that you will see, like, sports players have on their shoulders, and they go shoulder and drag. So she hoists them up and tapes them into place. Doesn't it hurt when she decks it off?

Not if you use the right tape. But you do got to put something over the nipple, because otherwise... I need her to teach me how to do that, yeah. And so that's what the girls are all doing? So what are you doing? She was like, so you tape under here and you do this? And they were like, oh my God. So she gave them like a taping boob session.

And my wife does it because she does here and make up for a lot of brides and weddings. And then my wife will tape the bride's boobs up as well. I need her to come to my house. We're going up at dinner on Saturday, Matt. Would that be, that's not enough of an event for me to get my boobs taped, is it? I reckon you come with them out, Sagie. Yeah. And then she can go.

She brings the tape to the restaurant. Da-da-da-da-da. We can see her. The difference. What I'm like, Jesus, my God. Jesus! Yeah, good.

I want to take my boobs up now. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Gossip of Entertainment. Scandal. Well, I promised some science and I also promise some entertainment news. We're going to start with science. Do you guys know what a black hole is?

I'm hoping Dan will know. Amen. Okay, do you know what it actually is? Yeah, so it's a dead... No, he just says amen when he doesn't know things. It's a dead star. So basically when a star, disappears or it goes away, it explodes, it creates a vacuum in space, hence a black hole.

Amazing. Well, this is, astronomers have discovered the most monstrous supermassive black hole ever. It's so supermassive that they have to think of a different word that means bigger than supermassive. Wow, what is there? It's 36 billion times more mass than the sun. Wow. 36 what? 36 billion times more mass than the sun. Think of that, and the sun's like, eight even bigger than the sun.

the earth. Yes. So if you think about... Well, thanks for your addition, Dan. No, I'm just saying. The sun's bigger than us. Some people don't know that. What if you think how big the earth is?

And then this is... We all saw the graphs in primary, didn't we? We saw the massive sun and then all the little planets that... I think the Earth weighs more than the sun, but the sun is bigger. The sun is a ball of gas. Stop it. So wouldn't the Earth weigh more than the sun? Just stop it.

I don't know. You usually look at me like I'm the scientist here, Ash. I just said it's a little bit bigger than the Earth. Don't ask the guy who had to remind you when the sun was bigger than us. No, no. The sun's 33,000 times the mass of Earth. Yeah, it's quite big. I think that means the sun weighs more than it.

So this is a big hole. It's a big ass hole. And it's old scientists are saying it's making them rethink everything they knew about outer space. That freaks me out so much. What would scare me is if everything's being sucked into it and while it's being sucked into it at light speed, it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger. That would worry me.

Because I'm like, well, hold on. I think as well, the more stuff that goes in the stretch here, the whole gets. Don't. I don't know how to, I don't know what to say to that. You say nothing, otherwise you'll be part of the... Yeah. All right, well, from... Imagine if the sun got sucked up.

Into the galactic stars of the universe now to shining stars of Earth. There she goes. Sean Mendez, who... I love Anadour. I had a gig in London. Of course, we know Sean Mendes is that, I'll be needing stitches.

Come on, come on, I know you want to give us. Don't look for it in the system, babe. I know you want to sing someone to the microphone. Oh, no. Because I know you love it for this show. I didn't know it was Sean, so I was like, I don't go on. Sean Mendes, beautiful, beautiful boy. He was on stage in London.

And look, if you're, Sean Mendes and you're doing a gig and most of you, most of the girls out there are going to be between the ages of 25 and 35. Yeah. If you're going to bring anyone. Now, it should be a member of One Direction. And who's the best member of One Direction? It's Nile.

We've got some audio here. Oh, my gosh. Did he bring him out? Yeah. Oh. And he brought him out on stage. He brought him out on stage. On Noel Horan?

Yes, from One Direction. He's the nicest one. Mr. Nile Horan's on the stage. You Can you imagine, how many women in the crowd wanted to get pregnant that? I reckon at least one briar was thrown onto the stage. I hope so.

Yeah. And honestly, like, those two especially, are then I think the two nicest humans in pop music. That's interesting they did a Louis, isn't that a Louis Tomlinson song, Back to You? I think it is, yeah. Baby. Is it?

Back to you? No. Or is it just got the same name? Maybe they've just got the same, they've both got a song called Back to you. No, I think it's a Nile song. Yeah. Anyway.

I reckon, like, that would have been pretty cool. Yeah. People that are, the Venn diagram of Sean Mendez fans, One Direction fans would be a big overlap. Huge. People in the crowd would also pay to see Nile Horan separately. You know what I mean? I think it's so awesome.

It's great that artists now are bringing out like Randos, right? Like classic artists or whatever that you'd never expect. But what I really like is when they bring out a peer. And it's like, you came for sure, Mendez, we're going to give you some Nile as well. You'll stay for Nile. You'll stay for Nile. God bless them both. I just wanted as Nile, just hang out back to say and go, oh, this is my one song.

Yeah, sinking pants out of about. He's having bees, living his best life. And isn't it really sucky when you're at a concert and you're like, oh my God, they're going to bring them out? Like when Jay-Z was doing crazy in love or whatever and you're like, Beyonce's going to come. Like, she must have come with him. And then they don't.

And you're like, come on, man. Come on, you're here. One song. It's 30 steps onto the stage. Yeah, and then just, you know the song. You know the words. Do it on them. You just waved.

Noel Horan's one of those artists that you sort of need other artists to keep you going, eh? because he's good, but he's no Harry styles. Well, Harry, I think, is running out of time, and he's put out of new album soon. He doesn't know what he's doing with his time these days. There's lots of paparazzi shots here. Do you know what I saw that I noticed over the weekend?

He's part of the gang of famous people that use the corded earphones for their iPhone. Oh, yeah, they're coming back in. I've noticed that a lot of famous people now are using just the corded ones. Yeah, I use corded, but that's just because I lose my earpoles. too often and I've been banned. Hi, cool.

Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh school! First call of the day! First goal of the day! She's from Christchurch. She's a preschool teacher. Allie, good morning. Good morning.

Hey, Ali. Yeah, good to have you on this morning. We get given a lot of information about you because I think producer Carl Grills here first. And the thing that surprised Dan the most was actually that you have a partner of two years but you don't live together. Now why?

Two years, it seems like, enough to make the decision to move in. Yeah, well, we actually did move in together after like two months. And then we were meant to go overseas. So we moved back with my parents to save money. And then I got hit by a car. So we should have go overseas anymore. Proper hit by a car? Yeah, I broke my foot in three places and dislocated it.

But why has he gone, I don't want to live with you? I don't want to have to look after her. Well, no. He didn't want to live with him. my parents so he moved into a flat because we couldn't go away anymore. Fair enough. Fair cool. Yeah, I don't know if I could live to be indoors. Nothing's going to end

a relationship quicker than moving in with them. Even if you get on well with them, I feel like you don't want to jeopardise the relationship. Yeah, you want to be able to be naked. I think the only way it works is if you have like a fully self-contained like flat downstairs. I still wouldn't. Because then if you have sexy times you have to be all

quiet. True. And I like to talk around the house nude. Yeah, he would. And you can't do that at the in-laws. Ash has shown no cards. A bit of a loud lover. As if I'm not a loud lover. Everything about me is loud. Why did you just assume it was her or not her partner? There's no way Adrian's a laugh.

Anyway, we're forgetting about Ali. Ali, I'm so sorry. How rude that your nickname is Smalley? I mean, people can do better than that, Ali Smalley. How did you get the nickname Smalley? I think my flat might just thought he was a bit of a funny guy. Rhymes with Ellie and makes jokes that I fart a lot, you know, that type of thing. Do you?

Well, I'm not going to expose myself on the radio. The answer could have been, it should have been no. If you don't want to continue, smelly Ellie, it's a nickname. Hey, there's nothing we're better out than it, hey, Ellie. That's your saying. That's right. I did a burp in the microphone at the start of this on-air radio break, babe. All right, well, coffee's coming your way.

Yeah, we'll still be able to voucher to go spend in store. You get amongst their Thai chicken curry pie as well, if you haven't done that already. Yeah, and go easy on the pies. Because they can't make a gassy. Thank you. You're very welcome. You can grab a combo for only nine bucks. T's and C's Apply.

Coming up next on the show, naughty, 640. Ash says she's got something for us. Yeah, this is pretty embarrassing, actually. It's rare that I get embarrassed, but this was embarrassing. Okay. Look forward to that. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Time for a little naughty 640.

Ash has been naughty. What is Ash? Hey, right, calm down. So we moved to house over the weekend. And so we had a lot to unpack and yad, yada, yada. And I'm not very good with tasks, like things that I have to do that are boring. Sounds like you're lazy. Yeah.

So I have to always have to be listening to something, a podcast, audio book, something. So my husband, I'm kind of tag teaming with the babysitting and the jobs. Because a buddy had his best friend Rupy over and they were just playing in the playroom. So I'm upstairs. I was like, cool. I'm going to do an hour of putting stuff away. you watch the boys, cool. So I'm up there, I'm listening to just one of my audio books.

Just one of just one. Just one of my audiobooks. Living my best life, put my clothes away. You know, helping me. So hold on, let me get this straight. Your husband is like work, slaving away, pack in the house, and you're sitting upstairs essentially reading a book. No, no, I'm listening to a book while putting my clothes away.

Right. An hour to put your clothes away. She has a lot of clothes. All my clothes and put them onto hangers and drawers. They're in boxes. And I had to put, you know, into this beautiful walk-in robe. So I'm in there, and then it's my turn to go down and yad-a-da-a-a-a-ya. So I'm walking downstairs, and I thought that I'd turned my audiobook off, you know, like, paused it and then go to it.

And then I go into the kitchen and Adrian comes in like two minutes later. And he looks at me, he's like, are you serious? Like, what? He's like, what have you been doing up there? I'm like, putting my clothes away. He's like, are you serious? I was like, well, I don't know what you're talking about. You need to clarify.

He's like, I walked into the boys' playroom and the Bluetooth speaker was on while the boys were just sitting there playing their mow below. And this was the audio that was just casually playing from the Bluetooth speaker. Even through my jeans. Lining myself over his length, I continue to move and grind, rocking my body, trying to ease the ache.

Both my hands slip around the back of his neck as my nails scratch his scalp. Xanders hums into my mouth I like that I keep my mouth on him as I roll my hips earning some much I don't like the voice though for me Yeah

It's you get used to it Is that the seventh wing or whatever it is What is it? No no that's called Fourth wing That's the seventh wing That's mile high So it's a series of sports romances

So she's a flight attendant And he is And he is an in a jail player, a hockey player, and he does her private charter. And the thing is, that sounds like the shittest book ever. The thing is, that's the most PG it gets. So Adrian walks in and then they're thinking, like, listening to that is like, you're disgusting. And I'm like, yeah, I'm so naughty. I can't believe you heard that.

Like, so grateful that's all here. Just the hands behind the neck. You're like, thank God, because their hands were in all sorts of other places. Like so, so, so bad. So, yeah, the boys, thankfully, weren't even listening. they were on another, you know, just like playing and I got caught out. And it's something that, because we're always listening, like, not all of us, but a lot of women are listening to these audiobooks now.

And so often, like, I'll be in my car and it gets raw. And I'm like, and sometimes when it gets really, really rude, I have to be like, ha, like, I have to laugh because it's like, it's so ridiculously sexual that all you can do is laugh. Do you have to pull over? To laugh or to have a moment. It's too much. No, it's never like...

I was wondering if it's dangerous to drive while you're... I argue it could be. Getting like, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. The mind's wandering and not focused on the road. Yeah, maybe if it was getting really a lot. But for me, it's not, I don't...

It's... No. I'm not listening by like, oh, God, yeah. She listens a lot, so you used to get desensitized. Yeah, yeah. It's literally more the romance. I love the romance and the will they won't. They obviously will.

What's the book called again? just so I know. Mile High. By Liz Townsend. Liz Townsend. His name is Evan Zanders. Her name is Steeley. Why is it always Zander?

Even the fourth wing book, his name Zander, that you referenced Dan. What about the seventh wing? I don't know about that. No. The T-Moo version. Yeah.

Odd number of wings as well. Interesting. The Clint Megand-Dan podcast. Win $10,000 right now with the H-T-K the money. Here we go, 30 seconds, 10 answers starting with the letter that Ash gives you and your $10,000 richer. No repeated answers.

You can pass, though, if you're struggling. If we've got time, we'll come back all thanks to BNZ, who believes that when you're starting out, managing your money should be easy so you can focus on winning it, whatever you're doing. She's a nurse in Auckland, and she needs a holiday. Bianca, good morning. Good morning. Morning, B, let's get your 10 grand. It'd be great.

Okay, you can do this. Your letter today, Bianca, is M. M for. What's a nurse word? That's M. M4. Mastitis. Oh, okay. Sorry, that's the first thing. Yeah, she knows. She knows. Sorry about that. All right. You've done this. New rules, haven't you, Clint? Yeah. Beautiful. Okay, darling, your letter is M. And first, can I please have a fruit.

A fruit? Mandarin. A country. Malaysia. A singer. Madonna. A flower. Mary Gold. An ocean or sea?

You can pass. A noise you can make. I don't know. She didn't want to embarrasses enough on the radio. Maybe moor. Meow. Meow. Mown.

The first four you're on a plane, you were great, but then near the past, through you. Good on you, darling, though, and thank you for all your hard work in the hospital. Thank you, though. Taking care of people, we love you, darling. Thanks for listening. What a shame.

Back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play for 10K. I would have liked to give it to a nurse. That's what you want to be nice. They deserve it, eh. Like if someone calls up and they're like, oh, I don't work, my partner works, and I had to get manicures all day. If they won $10,000, I'd want to burn this joint down.

Well, like when you give away, like a trip overseas and we're like, have you ever been overseas porn? They're like, yeah, we'll just go back from Europe last time. And you're like, well, I'm going to join Fiji. This is me off. Coming up next. The niece things that girls find attractive in guys

has been a study of 10,000 American women. Not the everyday stuff like tall guys, you know. No, no, no. Like when my husband, we've got a rural property and when he, there's his yellow leather like yellow gloves that he has to wear for when he like picks up the firewood and carries it. And when he puts those

yellow gloves on. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't even need to chop the wood. He's just carrying it. Just pick the wood up and move it from one pile to another. With yellow gloves? The gloves are yellow. What if they were green?

I don't think it would matter the colour of the gloves. It's just him putting the gloves on. It just makes me be like, man. Well, interestingly, yellow gloves isn't on the list. Danny Boy has been researching over the weekend. What women find attractive? Yeah, maybe... Funny that Dan found the study.

Yeah. You didn't find it so you googled it. Yeah. And it's niche. The women find attractive. It's niche stuff as well. Maybe you're a guy that doesn't have much luck with the ladies and you've thought, I've got nothing.

This will prove you wrong. Because you know sometimes it's the confidence. It is? So if you hear, well, men, women find that attractive. I've got that. And then you become more confident and then you become more attractive. Confidence is, I would say, one of the more mainstream things that girls find attractive.

But this list, I've got a top five of some of the more niche things that girls find attractive in guys. And yellow gloves wasn't on it. It wasn't on there. Yellow gloves. That is to me very specific. So I suppose what you're saying is all the other things, like being polite to wait stuff

and maybe opening the door. That's very attractive. Yeah, it's attractive stuff, but that's stuff we all know. It's the unique things that maybe we aren't ticking off that we didn't know. And I reckon there'll be 100% of guys will be able to tick off one of these.

I'm so excited to hear them. And this is from 10,000 women. 10,000 American women were surveyed and asked what they find attractive in guys. They obviously did a list of the mainstream stuff. Yeah. But this is some of the weirdest stuff that was very popular. Okay.

Number five, geeky or nerdy passions, i.e. guys that are into astronomy, Warhammer, Dungeons and Dragons. A lot of women find that attractive because they're passionate about it. No, because he ain't out cheating. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. He was playing Dungeons and Dragons. At first I thought Dan was making this up to make all the things somehow related back to him.

But since you said that, that makes sense. And I don't like astronomy, Warhammer or D&D. Yeah, but you like remote control cars. I'd say that that's too far in the other direction. Number four, men who wear glasses Apparently guys that wear glasses Are very attractive to the opposite sex Because do you know what's hot

Is when they take the glasses off And put them back on again Or take them on How many times can you do it In a minute before it becomes too many Oh, it's one every 15 minutes Like have you seen four weddings in a funeral Or Notting Hill

Hugh Grant in both of those films Does a lot of taking glasses off Yeah, he looks good at glasses And putting them back on again And it's so sexy You know some, I know a guy I'm going to say it, Sean Hill from the afternoon show.

Looks really good in glasses but as soon as he takes them off, he looks like a different person. He's ugly without him. Wait, you said he loves good with him on but a different person without them. So we're reading between the lines. You see the Simpsons

when Ned Flanders takes his glasses off? That's Sean. So he's not your type without glasses. Yeah, I think he suits them and he's a guy that should wear glasses. You wouldn't make out with him if he had the glasses on. No, God, no, I'd say leave them on.

Yeah, baby. Number three, guys that aren't ashamed to cry. that are in touch with their emotional side. Apparently guys that cry, very attractive to other women. Unless it's like they don't cry when, you know, a pet dies or something bad happens, but they do cry when their football team loses. That's what I'm like, oh, come on. Red flag.

Yeah, right. Okay. Physical scars comes in at number two as an attractive trait for a guy. Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. Not emotional. Yeah, to physical. So physical scars because they tell a story about a man.

Yeah, it means they're tough. Whereabouts? It doesn't really. I mean, I think basically anywhere. Where would there not be a hot scar? Well, there's a difference between having a scar on your forearm and a scar on your face. I like a scar on the face.

What if the scar got there because you got in a fight with a pirate or something, that's hot. Or like you were defending your missus because a gang attacked her or a pirate. Or a pirate. Or an old lady was crossing the road and a pirate came and to attack her and you saved her from the pirate. Where's the last time you got lippy to a pirate?

Years ago. And number one, Okay. Strong, rough hands came through as one of the most popular traits in a man, according to women. In all my smutty books that I read, even if the guy is like an accountant or something, he always has rough hands. Always have rough hands. When she's a pin bush, he's also smashing the gym and he's like a power lifter. Yeah, he's always got strong calishthast hands.

But I've always put a lot of care into my hands, very supple and smooth. So I'm doing the wrong. I need to stop moisturising. Stop rubbing them on the gravel. It's going outside. Soft supple hands are not hot. So now girls I'm calling, what have they missed? Because I'd imagine there'd be a lot of people listening

that are going, oh, they've missed off X, Y, Z. Like yellow gloves. Not the obvious things, exactly. Not like, you know, a buff body. Yeah. But like I said, when my husband wears the yellow gloves to do any gardening or wood carrying. And I'm like, ha!

Does he know about the yellow gloves? Yeah, he knows. Oh, good. Because he'll, like, put him on slowly while, like, making eye contact. And give me a wink as a joke and then leave him and I'll just be like... Can he wear them inside or does it?

No. It doesn't work. He wouldn't because he's a neat freak and he wouldn't want dirt from outside being inside the house. What about in the bedroom and he was just wearing the gloves? I don't let you imagine it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm into that.

Oh, 800 of the edge. Neathe things you find attractive. Dan just went through the top five niche things. A woman find attractive after 10,000 American woman were surveyed. What did they miss? What is the niche thing that you would like to throw in the mix?

So I've been a can of worms. A lot of texts coming through of things that girls find attractive in a guy. This one's interesting. Rists and arms. I get arms, but wrists. Oh no, a wrist is, yeah, no, I love a wrist.

How do you get a hot wrist? Yeah, what's a good wrist? No, it's not even having a hot wrist. It's like something about the boniness of a rest or something, maybe because it's like strength. I don't know. Who's got better wrists? I don't make you do this.

Well, Clint's obviously tanned, it is foliated and moisturised. Oh, you know what? I like your bracelet, Dan. You've got a better wrist. Oh, just because of the bracelet. Oh, you've got a bracelet too. I've got a gold chain. Yeah, I'm not into gold chains on me.

Oh, God, that's a fair good. At least you, maybe I've got wrists over you, Clint. Do you know what I think is hot as well? He's got a hot face, but I've got a hot wrist. The roasty champion, Dan Wimmy. Someone ate to say it. I like it when a guy hugs his mates. Yeah.

Like when you go to your mates, his mate's house and the guy's hug and they're comfortable with hugging to that. Sometimes even a kiss on the cheek. Clint and I hug outside of work. It's funny. When we're not at work, we see each other every day, we come and we go, but as soon as we see each other outside of work, we'll hug. Let's say it was Clint's 40th birthday and you went to his birthday party

and you gave him a hug. Would you give him a kiss on his cheek for his birthday? Probably not a kiss. I'd squeeze his bottom. Yeah, obviously. Would you give down a kiss? Who was it? One of the boys giving me a kiss on the cheek this weekend.

That's nice. I don't know why I find that hot, but I do. Other stuff that's coming through long eyelashes on a guy, I can't help but find it attractive. That's interesting. Thick lips makes them kissable. Thick lips. No, I don't like thick lips.

This one's weird. Slightly crooked or misaline teeth. Yep. Oh, Meg likes that. Me? Because I got my teeth straightened. I got invisible line once. And straightened out all my teeth.

And me was like, I wish you hadn't. I loved your crooked teeth Yeah Well her opinion is Units irrelevant This one that's come true I think you relate to Ash

When they just smell clean But they don't wear Yes Yes yes Yes Their natural scent Yes Just clean scent

With that overpowering stench Of bloody cologne That I hate Hayden joins us on the line Now Are you straight Hayden Good morning, Tim Good morning,

Good morning Hayden What are you What are you finding attractive When they put their arm around the passenger seat When reversing Yeah That is hot So they're just backing up the car

They're like I'm just going to Oh Back it up to a trailer You do that You get it first go Hot That's hot I feel like the reversing camera

Is cock blocking a lot of us then Because maybe I'm doing less of the hand On the passenger seat now Because the reversing camera Makes it unnecessary But it's so hot Especially as Haydo said If there's a trailer involved

because that's very difficult to do. Yeah. And it comes back to that idea of I'm in control, I got this, I can do all the things. I agree, though, with you, Clint, if you're using the reversing camera, it cancels it out. Yeah. You need to do it the old analogue way. Yes. What about Shelley?

What is your niche thing you find attractive? When a guy looks in your eyes and slowly comes in and gets you a kiss. Or he licks his lips. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. If I licked my lips when I was going in for a kiss, I think I'd get anyone the ick. Like, you look at me and look in my eye and then lick your lips. I'll come over there. No, no, no, I just do it from there. Okay.

I don't want to kiss me. Just look at me and lick your lips. Look away so you kind of catch her. Okay, we're doing it now for you, shally. Just imagine Ash, we've met him in a bar, okay, and I've seen you. I've walked in, I'm looking around seeing if there's any good huddies hill. I've caught Dan's eye. He's looking at me.

Yeah, made eye contact here. Yeah, made eye contact. It kind of looks a bit. It kind of looks a bit. He hasn't looked yet. He's been looking for a long time. Okay, now where's... And now you lips.

No, too, mate. It's like you want to eat it up. Too far, Sally. Come over here, you? No, no, thank you. No, I don't like it. See, I told you. Maybe we're...

Show me a rest. Quick, show me a rest. Oh, there we go. Oh, okay. That's gone. Gone. Okay, maybe, Shelley, we'll do that tomorrow. We'll flip that.

So we're talking about what girls find a trade. You've kind of thrown in something that guys can do. Yeah, there's another list as well. Oh, yeah? Okay, cool. So licking lips when they make eye contact, they might be very specific to Shirley, I feel. That's not on the girls list.

Maybe. Yeah. Each to their own, each to the road. Marilyn said a cute button. Carves. Okay. Carves as it not is, yeah. Okay, stand up, Clint.

Who's got the better ones? Oh, Dan does. He does. He does. He does. He's got a great car. He's a tow walker. So he's been doing calves since he was like three.

There's nothing hot about toe walk. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Bo. The Warriors, got a one. over the weekend and are back in the top four. Dragons need something special here. Two tackles to come.

20 metres out. Here come the dragons. Duquesne and is in a knock on. Yes. Warriors survived. Here in Auckland, 14 points to 10. Yeah, we did survive

because the dragons are like maybe 11th or something on the table. Illawara. Yeah? Good on you, Josh. Thank you so much. She knows a lot about the Australian teams, but not.

Yeah, because out there's an amazing yam-char joint that I used to drive all the way out to. Oh, God, it was good. Now, being in Aussie, people let it slide to you're a big AFL fan, obviously. It's massive, eh? It's an absolute religion. It's an absolute religion.

Every week, 80,000 people cram into the MCG to watch a footy game. Why hasn't it come across here? Because you'd think that it's so close. It's like forward pass, knock on, knock on. And then when they get close to the trial line, they just kick it through the post. It's more that to be an AFA.

It's all about speed, and they're not big dudes. So rugby lends itself to the beautiful big boys of New Zealand. You know, it's more muscle and power as opposed to like, you know, you're running, I guess they're probably running like 10 kilometres during the game. Yeah, incredible. So I am trying to learn. I'm winning and failing. Ash thought she was going to embrace the Waz as well.

Towards the end of the season now that she's moved to New Zealand because she, quote, moved near Eden Park. Up the Waz tonight, taking on the dragons. I live really close to Eden Park, and obviously when people come for the games, it's hard parking. So I should, on the radio, be like, why am I getting it wrong?

Why are you looking around? Like, oh, she's got the wrong game. What are you going to do at Eden Park? Isn't that where they play? No, they play Mount Smart, so I'm just wondering what you're going to be doing. What do they play at Eden Park? Is it the other rugby?

Yeah, it's where they play like blues and all blacks. Okay. Oh dear. So what's the blues? That's like, so that's rugby. Union. Yeah, but what's the all black? So that's Rugby Union.

Also, it's like top tier. Blues is a step down from that. So if you play for the blues, can you also play for the all-blowers? Oh, gorgeous. Because that's like Australia, Wellington, Othago, you'll have Aussie teams. And the best of the best play for the all-blank. Yes. But who cares about that?

Nah. Because I'm all about league. Yes, thank you. And up the wards. And here's the crazy thing. You're from Melbourne, but you're not a storm fan. Hate Storm. Really?

They grubs. Nah, bad vibe from them. Yeah. Don't you? They did us a solid last week by beating the Panthers, which is why we're now back in the top four. so we thank them for that. Okay.

But that's as far as it goes. Yeah, now we're done. Yeah, this is a perfect time to school our shop as well because obviously the Warriors are on the road to the final. Yes, I do love a bandwagon. By the time we get to the final, which we're definitely going to get there, you could be a professional Warriors fan.

I hope so. I would like to commit to it because this fine country has been very good to me so far. And I'm really good at cramming and studying. How many games until playoffs? How many games we've got left do you think? Four. Three.

Okay, that's close. I haven't started my study yet. I know. I've got so much to learn. Name one of the players and the Warriors. Of the Waz. Just one. Um, the...

T-Tor T-a-Torat-Torat-Torat Tad T-Tas. Dan said it was Jonathan Tua Tatar a Shrek because he couldn't remember his name. I knew it rhymed with that. It's Tui Vasa Shrek. You're a Shik. I might school Dan up as well this week. You can just learn RTS.

He's got an abbreviation. No, I'm going to learn his proper name. Then it is BS. Roger Tuyvasa Shik. You can even learn D-WZ, Dylan Witton is the Lesniak on the wing. Love that. I'm going to learn all the players and their numbers.

All of them? That's what I'm going to do. The next, my first task, I'm going to learn all their names and numbers. By win. Just your names first. Numbers are really hard. I'm not scared. By when?

By Friday. Okay, so on Friday, we're going to do a warrior test and we won't necessarily ask you every number, but we might ask you randomly six numbers, and you need to get all six. That's right, I'm going to do it. Who's your favourite hooker? Times? I go.

Um, Wade Egan. She's got one! Now, Clint whispered that in her ear. She's not that good. What's his number? 23. What a guess? Friday, I'm going to know all the players' names and numbers, and the people can call up and test me on it, and I'm going to do it.

I want you to name at least three hookers. What I'm saying that word. All right, headlines in three. Yeah, the worry's got three more games to hang on. If they can finish top four and they make playoffs, it means that they'll get a life going into the playoffs. I like Jazz Tevago as well, he's a legend. Tavanga.

Yeah, you're going to say Trafalgo? The travel website. Clint Meg and Dan. With Webb Girl Bella joining us in studio. After we found out just through a bit of a conversation during our OnlyFans podcast, I record. that she hasn't seen some of the greatest films ever made. Shoreshank Redemption.

Nope. Jurassic Park. No. No, I've seen Jurassic Park. No. The mask? No. Home alone?

No. Oh my gosh. Get her out of here. That's so sad. What about the Goonies? No. And she's probably seen every crappy D-grade Netflix film there is. Oh, richy rich?

Dumb and Dumber? No. Oh, my goodness. Why? I'm almost jealous, though, Bella. I know. I have so much to experience. Because we'll never get to see them

for the first time ever again. That's true. The library of incredible films where you can start a movie and you are guaranteed for it to just be like one of the greatest films you've ever seen

at the end of the two hour mark. Have you seen at least like real big, like Mary Poppins? Yeah, Mary Poppins. Okay, you've seen that. You've seen that the Clicable, like the 70s classics that are like the world.

The Wizard of Oz. Yeah. Okay, so you've seen the big film. Well, another one, which would be my favorite. movie, if I could go back and watch a movie for the first time ever again, would be Cool Runnings. We tasked Bell with watching it over the weekend.

Feel the other. Feel the right. Get on up. It's buzz and down. Cool running! What a movie. Do you want to kiss my egg? I'm not kissing my eggs.

I've got goosebumps from it. I'm listening to it. I would say that it is a little. little bit niche though. Cool running. It is niche. I would agree with that. Really? I think people of our age in their 30s, but definitely have seen it. But Gen Zs, I'd be very surprised if

many of them have seen it. If you heard of it till we even mentioned it? No. I hadn't even heard of it. So in the sprint race, you didn't know that Junior was going to trip up Yul Bryna and Dorespanic? No, didn't know that was going to happen. Oh my God. Didn't know in the final scene. Are we like, this is obviously going to have spoilers. The statue of limitations is

expired. Yeah, yeah. 32 years old. Sorry if anyone else also hasn't seen it. Boyless. That the bolt was going to come undone and their whole thing was going to fall apart. Oh, what a cry. To be fair, I didn't think I would become so emotionally invested

in a Jamaican bobsley team. Well, I think if they had... I'm going to cry, I think you were the carry. If they had won it at the end, it would have been too predictable, right? Yeah. I thought they were. I thought that was kind of going to be the whole thing and that it's like the redemption and the big story arc.

But I think... I liked it, right? You know how I said it was like... Old movies kind of mere, like I can't really get around them too much. I just wish that possibly if there was a remake, right, that would be really cool. Yeah. And I think that they kind of like went over the dramatic parts real quick. So say like when they got disqualified.

Yeah. That from beginning to end of that disqualification part, that was like five minutes. Yeah. Like I think that if they really like went into it and made it real dramatic and like this is huge. You wanted more deep emotion. Yeah, I think I wanted a bit more deeper emotion. But I was invested in the team from the beginning. Like, I was like, I want my guys to win, you know?

Well, funny you should say a remake. Because I just googled remake, I don't know even if you know this. But there is no confirmed plans for a remake. However, a script has been commissioned and written. Oh, dear. So it's currently being shocked around. John Candy isn't going to be in it. He passed away a long time ago.

What one was that? The coach. Oh, I really, yeah, I liked him. I had a soft spot for him. Yeah, me. He was in Uncle Buck. Have you seen that? Of course not

She hasn't Oh I love that film Oh but the emotional bit of the end Was like Hey Doris you're dead And he's like no man I have to finish the rest

And then they pick it up and carry And then they pick it up and carry it And Julia Bill's dad lifts his shirt up in his car Yeah Oh my God No it was really good I gave it a screw out of tin though I thought that if I bring these to the table

I should like bring schools out of tin Yeah careful What did you give it out of ten One of the greatest films of our childhood that we've loved forever. 8.1? Okay. If it was anything less than eight,

I would have been pretty livid. Wait until you see Uncle Buck. 10 out of 10. Okay. Uncle Buck is a great film. So anyone who hasn't seen Cool Running still, worth the watch. Worth the watch, yeah.

Okay. But like wholesome, emotional, like feel good. Worth the watch. You need to watch Home Alone. Home Alone to me. Do we go Home Alone next or do we save that for Christmas? Yeah, right?

It's Christmas. I think Jurassic Park needs to. to be next. One of the greatest movies of all time. I feel we need to give her what we know she's going to love like a girl film. But I'm open to, like I am open to film. If you didn't love Jurassic Park, there's something wrong with you.

Oh yeah, great. It's a great film. All right, we're going Jurassic Park, the first one. The first one. Yeah. Because how many are there? Like 50,000. Yeah.

If you've got any suggestions too, it's like your favourite movie, Bella probably hasn't seen it. Send it through and we'll just slowly educate her on some of the greatest films ever made. And what's the time period, like 85 to 2000? I reckon, yeah. Cut off at 2000. And what year were you born in, Bella?

2000. Yes. So before I was born. Move it. Your chance to win $10,000 with easy money. Cue to Cork in 15 minutes and the hopeless whole line is next. A good tasty one for you today that's come through. Yeah.

Clint, Megan Dan. Early this morning we were doing Does It Hold Up because our web girl Bella just hasn't seen any of the classic. Some great suggestions. Thank you for American Pie. Remember the Titans. Mrs. Doubtfire and Ace Ventura. What about First Wives Club?

That's one of my favourite films of all the time. All great films that Webb Gilbella has seen none of. Wait, she's never seen Mrs. Doubtfire. Can you imagine a life that doesn't include Mrs. Doubtfire? Maybe we pivot and instead of giving her Jurassic Park this week we give her Mrs. Doubtfire. Both great films. Wow.

Okay, you're ready for your intro? Well, let's, yep. It's getting a juge after the show, but this is what... The Draft from Nipia. He's, look at him. He's sung down at his chair so he can't see him through the glass. It must be bad.

Well, you talk, then you're ghosted. It's love then you've lost. You're in and you're out. You've matched and you doubt. You swipe then reject it. Red flags you've collected. We try, we cry. It's the hopeless hotline.

Too long. No, no. When it's not shit, it'll be great. The lyrics are great. The productions let him down on that. Yeah, should have left the draft on the table. We'll rework it, yep. You made Katie Perry look good.

Bye, gosh. Okay. This one has come into the hopeless hotline from a listener or maybe a social media follower in Windy Wellington. And if you've got a hopeless hotline predicament, send it through to us any time. Dear Ash, I work in sports medicine and recently someone called up to book their son in for a treatment.

My receptionist took the booking, and when I saw it come up on my schedule, I realised the man who booked him in was somebody I used to hook up with for a very long period of time back when we were both single. On the day of the appointment, his wife brought their son in. She was lovely, we got on really well. She was so happy with the service that she's booked their daughter

and herself in also. They are now all my patience and I'm becoming quite friendly with the wife. Her husband obviously doesn't know it's me and it's only a matter of time before he realizes, do I say something or just let it be. Oh, she wants to be her ex-examination. boyfriend's new wife's friend. Well, the wife and her are getting along.

She's treating the kids. But obviously every minute they're in there, she's like, oh my gosh. How far did they, I mean, did they do all the stuff? Oh, yeah. They were like, they were in a sexual... Right. I think it's fine as long as the husband doesn't book her session, right?

No, but it's weird if they become mates. And then you found out that someone that you became friends with had slept with your wife? For a long time. And they didn't tell you and they knew. Different if they go, oh my God, I didn't know Hannah was your wife. But if they knew they'd sleep with your wife and then they just kept being your friend and never brought it out, that's weird.

Because the husband doesn't know because he's just booked in at the practice. He doesn't know the name of the physio, none of that. But this person knows because it's a very specific name. So the only person who knows is the physio lady. Yeah, I think it's fine. I think as soon as, it's too late to bring it up now anyway. She's too deep down the rabbit holes. If she goes on, by the way, I'll be massaging you and stuff.

I used to sleep with your husband. Oh, no, no, no, no. But, like, I think before they become friends, she's still got time. It's when they start being friends and going out for rosé's in the weekend. And then all of a sudden, it'll eventually come out if they're in each other's lives. And then I'll be, hold on, you've slept with my husband before, and you knew this whole time. You didn't tell. Well, my professional advice would be do not pursue a friendly friendship with the wife.

Keep it strictly professional. But if you want to? And if anything, no. If anything, you need to start removing, like, not just do the work well, you know, like give them the good service, but don't be proactively talking about becoming friends or having an outside of work relationship, which you probably shouldn't do it anyway, right, with someone that's a patient. And I think as long as this person keeps it strictly professional and just does her job

and doesn't kind of engage in any other stuff, it's fine. I agree, but I think if she ever books on a groin massage or she pulls a groin, then you'd sort of have to turn it down. because you can't, you can't be doing that. Well, you can't massage the groin of the person that is married to someone. Your husband, I think that's when it's getting to a point where, like, who is? It's hard to make friends when you're adults. So maybe she's like, yeah, she's got a friend.

And she just needs to be like, by the way, crazy, we might have the same taste of men. I sleep with your husband back in the day. And then if it survives the bombshell. No, this is why I, no, this is why I. You can't say mid-Message or I sleep with your husband, by the way, same taste to men. You're my husband. No, you'd be like, you're so, that's so strange. Your last name is so unique.

I used to date a guy with the same last name. You would have known, you would have known, so you played dumb that you don't know. And then you go, oh my God, you are kidding me. That is your heart. But then she risks losing three clients, well-playing clients. Cash cows. What do you do? What do you reckon she does?

Yeah. I think she's going to go for it. Plead ignorance, I'd say. Ignorance is bliss. I say, yeah. We say be professional and don't bring it up. And Clint says, tell her a bit of fun. Have a rugby.

Open a bottle of way. Compare notes. It is the Hopeless Hotline and we had somebody reach out to us who has treating a client that is married to someone she used to date. She runs a practice. A man called up to book his son in,

gave his name for the booking, obviously, because he's the adult and she got the booking from her receptionist and said, oh, that's the guy I used to hook up with for many years back when we were single. The son's come in with his mother. And now the whole family's gone there, minus the husband. So it's the only problem because she and the wife are getting along quite well.

They're becoming mates and the woman's dropped a couple of things. They go, we should grab a wine, we should hang out. And she's like, ooh. Were they a couple or were they just friends with benefits? They weren't even friends. They were just hooking up on the reg. I reckon plead ignorance, just get the money. I would say, my advice would be don't get into a personal relationship with it.

I agree. Me and you were on the same wavelength here. on the other hand, like, get it out there into the open. You don't want the clients or you want a friend. Yeah, I'll take the money. I don't think you can have both. Bex, what do you think? I reckon that she becomes friends with her if she wants to.

And then just a bit like, Dan, ignorance is bliss. Just pretend that you don't remember that guy. And then when you see him, you can be like, oh, my God. Can't believe with the chances. I didn't even put that together. And then you're safe. And then you're right, the friendship would be the last or it doesn't. but I guess you just roll the dice and see.

Roll it, baby. Sonia, what do you reckon? Should she keep mum or get it out in the open? I think that should be out in the open just in case the husband actually says something first. Yeah. To avoid the awkward situation there. But here's the fake here.

Sonia. The fact that it's open, they can either go a girl code and still hang out or they can be like, oh, this isn't going to work. But Sonia, she's already three or four massages in. so she's almost too far down the rabbit hole now. If it was the first massage, fine. But she's already done the few already. Yeah, that's tricky.

That's when it gets tricky is when you're too far in. Yeah. What do you reckon, Steph? Does she bring it up that she used to sleep with this lady's husband? I reckon ignore it until it's popped up. So you forgot. Yep. It was so, it was so unmemorable.

Now, that's a power play. Yeah, that is a power play. Good, actually. She's like, oh, yeah, I think I shagged him once or twice. Oh, maybe. And that is the beauty of the Hopeless Hotline is that us together with the listeners of this beautiful, beautiful station can come together with the perfect outcome, and that's what it is. Said to him then, because then she's like, oh, did we? Did we?

I don't know. It was nice to meet you, or have we? Did we, mate? Okay, so ignore it until it comes up, then power play the prick. Yeah. Here's the advice. All right, if you ever need advice, you can reach out. And anyway, put us up on any channel, 3343.

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Oh, my goodness. Shannon is such a babe. Okay. Did someone just open onions in the studio? No, no. Sorry. Oh, that wasn't a clue, by the way. Wow.

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BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. All right, Danny, boy, are you ready? Yes. One of the biggest, most stressful hit the spots we've ever done next. Yeah, and I love and hate. these because in the studio leading up to the time that Dan has to do it, he's painful to be around. Yeah, I am.

I get nervous. Pacing, stressed, nervous. I don't even know the song I'm doing this week. And now, I mean, afterwards, if he nails it, it goes from like zero to 100. Pulling back the curtain, every time I've done hit the spot before, I've practiced, okay? Not this time. But you know the artist, don't you? I do.

And I know it could be one of maybe two or three songs. What songs do you think have got Taylor Swift songs that have got big crue? I think it could either be maybe cruel summer because a good bridge in there I thought it maybe could be love story Oh classic And then I think it maybe could be as well All too well but I think we've done that

I love all too well Yeah but didn't you miss that one? I missed it I missed it My redemption Fine now next Hit it, hit it Hit it's butt Whoa

Okay Danny Boy is about to attempt A Taylor Swift song this morning It's been a lot of chat around her at the moment with her announcing that she's going to be releasing music in three months time. Have you heard about the Super Bowl rumours? Yeah, a lot of little Easter eggs. Yeah, so she talked about on her podcast, she talked about how she's been baking sourdough like 60% of the time. And the mascot of the home team of where the Super Bowl is going to be is sourdough Sam.

And also this is the 60th Super Bowl. and at the start of the podcast she thanked Jason Kelsey for clapping for like 47 seconds and this stadium that the Super Bowl's going to be it was the 47th stop of the era's too crazy eh it's definitely happening

it's definitely happening because everybody has been calling for her to headline Super Bowl never done it is Travis going to play the Super Bowl is that not possible if he makes the Super Bowl again and they have the last like three years

out of four or something so I know I'm doing Taylor Swift this week I don't know, however, the song. We've done a few Taylor Swift in the past. Some of the most successful hit the spots have been a Taylor Swift. Some of the biggest fails as well.

This is a bit of a throwback. Ready, Daniel? Remember when you hit the brakes too soon? 20 stitches in a hospital room. When you started crying, baby I did too. When the sun came up, I was looking at you. Remember when you couldn't take the heat? I walked up and said,

They're setting you free The musters turn down To be just trees When the sun came up You're looking at me Oh my god I'm done it Now I hope that I can hit the spot

Just as good as that I hope so too You also did A tailor as well You love her so much All too well Don't tell you that That was an absolute epic fail

No I thought you got close I think it was You were very close And we were a little mean maybe No, that was off. I will even say that was off. It wasn't far off, but it wasn't there. It's hard for me to listen to,

just because I know what you're capable of. And I was so disappointed because that's my favourite Taylor Swift song. So I was disappointed that I didn't get it. So, what do we do, reveal the song. I've got what looks. Tell the people what's in front of you. I've been handed a massive orange, sparkly briefcase.

Yep, very, very T.S. coded. Which is in the, yeah, the same theme as her announcement the other day. Has Carl gone in destruction? like an actual black engineering. It looks like a pelican, like one of those pelican boxes. It was full of really expensive microphones and now it's not, it's got a light in it. Yeah, I don't think they're going to be too happy about that.

Okay, so do I open up? Open the box, baby. What song are you hoping for? I would like, to be honest, I would like maybe cruel summer. Okay. Because I love that song. What about a classic? What about old country tailor?

Would that be something that would make you happy? Love Story would be, but I feel like that'd be pretty tricky. Yes, exactly. Okay, here we go. I'm reaching over to the briefcase. Opening the latches. The song. Oh, it is.

It just lights up and everything. It's Love Story. Okay. Okay. Okay. Which bits? That's the question. I think it has to be the Romeo at the end.

Oh, marry me. Juliet, you know the big Marry me Juliet So that's like the last chorus Yeah so there's like the bridgey bit We'll cue it up and get you up to speed During this next song And then Dan is going to attempt to hit the spot

Taylor Swift's love story for the very first time No practice I have got a little bit of a costume as well Which I'm going to get into Oh is it I've got life of a show girl I've crept a little something something If he comes out in a show girl costume

We need to go instillive If it is what we think it is Yeah Okay here we go Okay Hit it, hit it fucking Hit it Hit it's spark

Okay, Dan is about to attempt Love Story Taylor Swift. A lot of chat around her at the moment with new music coming out, surely. And she's playing the Super Bowl, unofficially, but we reckon we figured it out. Yeah, so Dan is going to try and attempt. So hit this ball with Taylor Swift.

He's one for two with Taylor Swift in the past. And he's a big Taylor Swift fan. So I think he'll definitely want to get this to really kind of feel like he deserves to be in the fandom. Millions and millions of views. He went viral, I think we needed a Taylor Swift song. And girls were annoyed with him.

they found out in the comment section that he was married. Yeah. I think Dan had the biggest G-Up he's ever had in his life. Hurry up. Okay, he's, I've seen his outfit. Oh, gosh. So the new Tales of the album is called The Life of a Showgirl. And if you didn't see the photos,

it's her wearing some very salacious showgirl costumes. So Dan has left this studio because he wanted to. Come in, make her ready. Bring her in. The biggest build-up for nothing. Come on, let's do it. Dan's got. The biggest feather helmet,

what is that? It's a feather bow. No, it's a feather, like a peacock on his head almost. With a bejewed crown and a little sparkly leotard. Now, I told Carl, our producer, to go and get a leotard for me over the weekend. He's gone like 17 sizes too small. It literally doesn't fit. There's a little peatol where his belly button's showing through.

Producer-a-old, why don't you go to the leotard for men's store? Yeah, come on, man. Why didn't Dan go do it himself? I don't do this sort of stuff. Anyway, I will say this dress has got like it's built in undies underneath it. They're so far up me right now. I don't know if I can sing. Do you think it's going to throw you off or is it going to help you become Taylor?

I don't know. I don't know. I think hopefully it's going to make me get into the vibe. He's getting his headphones in. So we can hear us. Okay, I'm in. Okay, babes. Okay.

Love story. Arguably one of the top three Taylor's most loved Taylor Swift songs of all time, beloved by fans. Here we go. Taylor Swift love story, hit the spot, hit the jams Clinton. Okay, you've got a little bit of a lead-in to find your rhythm and get your timing sorted. Remember, just like normally, normal, don't worry about your vocal. It's just the timing. Okay.

I got tired of wedding. Wondering if you were ever coming around, my faith in you was fading. When I met you on the end, I could sit down And I say Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone I keep waiting for you

But you never come as this In my head I don't know what to think He now to the ground And pulled out a ring And said Merry me and Tony Come on

Yes Yes I'm gonna be live Oh, my dress popped off. I think I just saw your manly bits as he jumped up and down. Hey, if this goes viral, he's going to be less woman swooning of you, I think with you wearing that leotard this time. I really should have worn undies under this.

Wow. Oh, my goodness me. That was amazing, Dan. That felt so good. God, there's a good song too, and you've nailed it. We're going to need to wash this dress before we return. It's gross. Once again, people are texting through.

They're crying. Oh, guys. I love that you cry. Victory left from Taylor's love story. Hey, Dan just hit the spy. If you missed it, doing Taylor Swift's Love Story. Here was the moment.

He now to the ground and pulled out a ring and said, it's clean. It's so good when it's clean like that. The relief on his face when he did it, when he nailed it. You did Taylor proud. You did yourself praise.

Yeah. I'm proud you did George Proud. Oh, yes, definitely. He's definitely listening. I will say, that was very nerve-wracking. My goodness me. Especially because you had a sequin leotard and a feathered headdress on, like a showgirl like Taylor Swift.

That was $100 well spent to hire those. Danielle, is it a, your text? I was like, must be a hyperbole, an exaggeration when you said you were crying in the car. No, I'm on my way to work and I've got tears in my eyes. Oh, bless you. Bless you, Danielle you, Danielle. Oh, I feel like, I feel like. like a proud mother.

Oh, and you are. I've always thought that my mum Jules is my main mum and then you are my second. Daniel's your second mom. I love that. Oh, thank you. What's a fourth child. But I'm so glad you guys have kept that hit this world

because it's just a highlight going to work. So I'm so, so pleased. Oh, thanks, Daniel. That's why we do it, Dan. I wish, like, I don't know, something as small as Dan singing in time with a song would get me that emotional and happy on a Monday.

And it's not just women as well, Justin. It's not just the moms. Justin's texted through. Now, we've got him on the line. I don't know how to make that happen. Guys, I've tried to press his name on the screen, and it didn't work. I'm never going to try that again. Morning, Justin.

Morning, guys. How are we? Good, mate. A 43-year-old man, and you got really into it on your own. Mate, I was like I was cheering at all blacks try. I love the stigma, man. I was like, I was lucky I was parked up at an intersection, man, because took hands off the steering wheel, was clapping, was cheering,

was all sorts of stuff, man. I don't know what the hell's going on. Oh, I love it, Justin. Thank you for listening to the show, mate. That's so cool. Appreciate it, Justin. Oh, that's lovely. You're bringing people together.

That's what the world needs more of. Yes, we do. Especially these days. Everything's so depressing, isn't it? So, segregation, separation, difference of opinions, but hit the spot, brings the people together. There's something else I think we could try that might get people really excited and proud of you, Dan.

Oh, God. This week. But a very different experiment. But, you know, like, I take things quite like, Seriously, literally, get stuck on things and kind of obsess over and over again. I can't move on. You've got them, Ash. You've downed them there, really.

And I understand that some people are exaggerating, being facetious. No, it's an incorrect use of that word. That's what I kind of said with a question mark. I was like, the author will pull me up. Thesthesious means if you're being facetious, it means you're taking the piece, you're being cheeky, not being serious. Well, that's what I mean. I think this ad, most people would look at it and go, they're taking the purse, they're not being serious. Yeah.

But I don't know. You are trying to say that this product is very, very strong. I'm talking about a Macpack jacket. You might have seen the ads. And there's a guy and he's hanging off the cliff. And he's hanging on to one end of the Macpack jumper. Right. Now the guy's hanging on to the other end.

They've got a sleeve each. Yeah, sleeve each. And it's the only thing that's stopping him from falling to his death. Wow. And the guy's like trying to bring him back up. And they're pretty chill about it in the ad. Well, this is a bit precarious. Quite precarious, in fact

If this was a film The jacket would probably start to rip at this point Yeah, but this is a Macpack Oh, Macpack Yeah, fabric's incredible, but is it silk? No, but it is water resistant Yeah, good Oh, someone's coming

Hi This is a bit precarious That's what I was saying Yeah, that's what he was saying Well, that's long ad And in the end he's still just hanging it But they're all so chill because Because it's a Macpack

So they don't need to stress Because it's not going to break And so even though he's not having himself saved He's still hanging there He's just real chill about it But I'm like, can a Macpack jacket Is it strong enough to hold the weight of an adult human? I've got a Macpack

And I'm a jacket But I've had this Macpack for It's too small for me now So I've grown since I purchased it and it's still in existence. But here's... If that's an ad for it, I don't know. Here's the issue, though.

If we did attempt to recreate this TV ad to find out if it is strong as they are implying, I feel like it'd need to be the new one because otherwise people would say, oh, well, of course Daniels broke, it's 10 years old. So we need a new Macpack jacket and we need someone willing and able, strong, manly and brave enough to test it out.

Well, I think Clint, if he's the one that's questioning the ad, needs to be the man hanging. Yeah, that's not really what we do on this show, is it? If I'm hanging, then, Dan, you need to be strong enough to hold me. I can hold. I've got a very firm grip. What, so you're all going to hang off and let him hold you? Well, I'm heavier than Clint.

So, me hanging... But Clint is stronger than you. Thank you, Ash. Is he, though? Thank you, Ash. He does go to the gym and lift weights. Okay, he's stronger. If we're going to put it that way,

we're going to go gym work makes you stronger, yes. Exerting your muscles makes you stronger. Okay. The question is, are we the type of show that is going to try and find out if the ad is BS or not? Why am I suddenly hanging off a clip? I'm not questioning the ad. I think it's BS.

The Macpack will rip. Why am I the guy hanging off? Clint next, we need to get a strong man to hold Clint. And we're you and I, Ash, we watch. Why don't you and I both hold him? Now we're talking. Okay, two people. You know.

Okay, can you tee up a Macpack jacket with Macpack or something, Carl? I just spent my weekend making an orange glittery case and getting a fit. But yeah, yeah, I'll get the Macpack Jammer. And you've still got the sizing wrong. So let's get someone else to do it. I'd love to do that. Yes, thanks. He doesn't need to see his child.

Yeah, yeah, that's good. Thanks, Carl. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. So we'll work out who's holding which end of the sleeves. We'll see if it holds up. In fact, you shouldn't even have pay for it, Carl. If Macpack are confident that their jackets are as strong as they're implying in the ad,

should be supplying it for the experiment. Dash white, dash, white. And we need a cliff, a big cliff. Oh, that's the easy part, yeah. Okay, good. All right, we'll put that in the calendar for this week. Clint Megan Dan. Gossip and entertainment.

Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. We all know Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones. Oh, yes. Joe Jonas's X, I've got two kids together. She was on, one of the late night shows over the weekend and told a hilarious and quite shocking story. He's the audio.

So I brought my best friend from my school days with me and she saw this actor that she, like, loved. And she obviously just goes to me, like, can you just say hi? And so I didn't know this actor, so I just went, and that was it. And then later on, I see this girl looking at me and she's a famous actress. And I was like, oh, I have to go and tell her

how much she means to me. So I dance on over. And she goes, can you stop floating with my fiancé? I was like, who's your fiancé? She's like, points at the guy that I'd waved out. I have no idea who this man is. Right. And then, it turns out, I think they, like, broke their engagement off that.

Really? Because of my... Oh, my God. I didn't realize I held this power. Yeah. Wow. Imagine that. So if you turn our breaks up a couple of...

Obviously, there were other things going on in the relationship. Had to B.A. If that's all it takes for you to pull the per non-engagement, it's probably just as well. You didn't make it to the altar. I want to know who they were. A lot of people on the internet are like, oh, could be these.

They've gotten the timings of it, and who was a famous actress and they broke up soon after. We don't know who it was. Who's got the time? I know. 3343. 0800 The Edge. We'd love to know.

Did you break up the engagement? Inadvertently or advertently? Like, on purpose or not on purpose? Because Sophie Turner, she was just out, having fun with her friends, waving it to people across a dance while having to be a shimmy. Little did she know she was the reason of this. I feel like it would take a lot to break up an engagement as well because you're locked in when you're engaged. You've done all the awkward stuff you've gone, they are the person for me.

But then there's that week leading up to the wedding, which is still your engagement period where people get cold feet and they're looking for an out. They're looking for an out, which is why I say sometimes it's inadvertent, and sometimes you weren't doing anything. or maybe the reason you broke up the engagement is because you dropped a bombshell. Oh, I love you. Don't marry them, I love you. I've seen that in a movie before. Or maybe the bride or groom came to you

before the wedding and said, I love you. Yeah. Oh my gosh, there's so many delicious ways that... Delicious is the wrong word. We don't want to talk about ending people's marriages as if it's a good thing. No, it's a delicious one, because none of us listening are. It's not us.

It's not us. We can just wrap another people's misfortune. Oh, 800, the edge. We've got a double past the naked gun. in cinemas on Thursday. I'm desperate to see that. I'm going to tell my father-in-law. Yes. Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. Doing a lot of press at the moment.

Rated M, sexual references, violence and offensive language. Okay. Really? Well, you can sort you out of Tickett, Ash. I'll just put it in the system as Tash Fundin. Tash Fundum. She sounds fun. I love her.

All right, if you've got a story, 0-800, you'll fire us a text 33-4-3. Were you the reason that they broke up after talking about how Sophie Turner I ended up ruining an engagement because she danced with a guy and turns out the fiancé didn't like how they were... She didn't like the way he looked at her.

So she called off the engagement. We're assuming there were some other things at play, but imagine being Sophie Turner having that sort of power over a man. Yeah. Well, she's Sophie Turner. She's a very good-looking woman. She was on Game of Thrones.

I got one text through. I told my brother he was marrying the wrong person. He called the wedding off a day later. That's very gutsy. Just because the bro just said she was wrong. I don't know if it's his brother or his sister, but he said, yeah, This person told their brother.

Sometimes that's all you need, though, eh, just that one little push that you're like, yeah, you know what, this isn't right. Another one actually, a brother one. I told my brother about his fiancé's debt of over 100 grand after the secret got out. It wasn't long before the engagement unraveled. There's another one accidentally let slip

that I'd slept with my friend's fiancee years before they'd met. Two weeks later they were done. They hadn't even met yet. That's fine. I know. But maybe because it was like a good, maybe they just said friend, but I'm guessing they'd close friends.

Yeah. But it's funny, you say, oh, that's a big deal to be like bringing up someone's past or, like, dropping bombs before a wedding when it's got nothing to do with you. One of my friends had the opposite happen. She was in a wedding. She was, like, one of the bridesmaids. And the night or two nights before the wedding, the groom came to her and said, I'm in love with you. And she said, I'm going to pretend we never had this conversation. And she never told anybody, apart from me.

So all these years later, she lives with the regret of, like, letting the wedding continue. And I'm like, she's like, should I have said something? You couldn't stay friends. I couldn't. Yeah, she said their friendship was just never the same afterwards. You could never. Because A, you know that they're in love with you. And B, you know the lie within their relationship.

Are they sort of good, though? Yeah. But my friend doesn't like seeing them. Always gets really anxious when she's going to like the town where they leave. But I guess we fall in love with someone, you can fall out of love with them. Well, you'd hope that it was just one of those crazy, like, out of body, stupid moments where you're freaking out and you're stressed and you say something dumb. This is my favourite text.

My bestie broke up her engaged from when she caught her fiancé hooking up with his best mate three weeks before the wedding. I just need to know if that's too, guys. It's got to be, it has to be like cold feet where you go, do I want this, do I not want this? And you're almost like trying to find something to sabotage it. Like you are doing certain things so that you don't have to break up with them, they'll break up with you.

Oh, it's just gutless. If there's any, I reckon if there's any time during an engagement where you are even at any point questioning what your decision, they're not the person for you. I agree with you. On my wedding day, I was like, he's the one. I'm so nervous because it's such a big deal, but none of that nerve has anything to.

Like, the only thing I know for sure is that I'm marrying the right person. Yeah. Is my dress the right dress? Maybe not. Are my flowers fugly a little bit? Unpopular opinion. Set to your flowers? I think.

They were too big. Guys, not all guys, but I know some guys, that treat an engagement as like a trial period. That's wrong. No. You know where you go? You're asking, when I asked my wife to marry me is because I knew. That's why you asked.

Of course. But I know guys were being engaged a long time. And the reason why I think you engaged four years, five years, six years, it's like, if you know, then you know. Like, you ask me to marry them. They're still using as this like, well. Try before you buy. I'm not fully in.

I'm just dipping my toes. Like, we're engaged, but we're not married. It's like the commitment Yeah, but for some guys The commitment of engagement Is not the same as commitment for marriage But that's done all before the engagement I'm not forking up money for a ring

On a question mark I'm just not Totally I know some guys for sure If they were honest with you They would say an engagement Is nowhere near the same level of commitment As a marriage

They're idiots They're absolute idiots That's stringing girls along There are dudes in the car right now But I ain't calling I know what you can't call it That boy's right Wow

10 to 9 If you want to admit it They're the idiots So they've spent money on a ring What a stupid idiot And most women We'll hold it under the ring Oh I would sell

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