The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW never wanted to nail something so bad...

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI.... Join Clint, Dan, and Ash London for a lively morning podcast packed with humor, parenting stories, and a deep dive into celebrity status. In this episode, the hosts discuss their morning routines, parenting challenges, and share hilarious anecdotes. They also welcome Stan Walker to talk about a new clothing drive initiative. The team debates the A-list status of some early 2000s rom-com stars like Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, and Cameron Diaz. Tune in for engaging discussions, unexpected laughs, and a special announcement about Jim Beam Homegrown's latest lineup. 00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter05:43 Swinging Keys and Relationship Humor08:40 First Call of the Day and Cat Stories18:25 Naughty Moments and Accidental Nudity31:32 Things We Love: Simple Pleasures36:08 Holiday Planning and Family Time40:10 Taylor Swift Court: Song Ownership Dispute45:22 Postcode Playlist: Nelson53:01 Stan Walker's Clothing Drive Initiative58:06 Wedding Prank: Here Comes the Bribe01:04:31 Jim Beam Homegrown Lineup Announcement01:07:59 Debating Celebrity A-List Status

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Morning, this show contains fake tan, real regrets, and one Australian hostage situation. It's the year's breakfast. Clip Meand-Dan with Ash London.

Morning, it is 1-6 on your Tuesday. Welcome. God, how hard was it getting out of bed this morning. Oh, I've just jumped out of bed today. Really? Yeah. I had a four-year-old going, Mama! Mama!

So I had to get out. Yeah, it's better than an alarm, to be honest. Yes, and then AJ went, fuff, sake. He yelled at him, drop the F-bomb at him. I've done that before when my kid's woken up and said that. My wife's gone, don't. He's just a baby. I'll go off.

I'm all my sleep. See, it gets easier because my 10-year-old is so polite. She stands on the edge of the bed, and then she goes, Oh, oh, I'm a creeper. Mom, Dad. Oh, God, that's hear the shit out of me. Dad. Yeah, it has sometimes.

seen the shining with those little girls. She's like backlit through the crews. They see dead people. So does she want to hop in but she knows if she has to ask first. She doesn't want to just hop in and get in trouble. So I'm like, yeah, I'll just pull the blankets and I'll get your pillow. Then she'll see her trot off and grabs your pillow in the middle. Oh, that's the best feeling when you're, I still remember that.

Like when your parents go out there and then you're like, yes. Until the other one wakes up in the morning and goes, who long she'll be in there for. And then everything has to be fair. Your husband Ash and me And tell him to tell her to air off Not because we're in the same bed together Okay, the analogy's going weird now Alright

It's not her husband and I sharing a bed It's a bit, it reminds us of me and you and Adrian Dan's just sitting there watching the two of you Can I, hey? Maybe it's like Grandpa Joe and Willy Wonka We're all in bed together That was weird, eh When we come back, I'm going to tell you

The freakiest story That's just reminded me Okay It's a really good story Oh, don't go bloody anywhere Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh We're about to jump into our six-am throwback,

although Ash was saying that there was some story. I've got my own throwback for you. As I was saying, all fair, I do believe I'm quite a spiritual person as far as I have access to the spiritual realms. I feel like I could be a mind reader, a tarot reader, maybe if I really tried hard enough or did a course, I could speak to dead people.

And do you need to, if you've got the gift, do you need to do a course? You need to hone the gift. Okay. So when I was about, because we were talking about, I'll begin to bed with our parents. When I was little, I'm going to say I was grade one. I was asleep in my mum's bed because dad was away.

Is that new entrant level? Is that like first year of school, grade one? Oh yeah, so prep is the first year. Yeah. And then you won. Okay. So it would have been six. Year two.

Yeah, sounds like years. Okay, it's Australia. Okay, it's different in Australia. We're getting bogged down by the wrong details here. We always make sure you weren't sending to kids at four. I was like, whoa, what's going on? So I'm lying in bed, I wake up in my mum's room. And at the end of my bed, there was a little boy in my class called Adrian.

and he had like blue and white pyjamas on and he was standing at the edge of my bed and I'm 39 years old so this is 33 years ago and I remember it as clear as day thank you so much because I learned and you do and Adrian was standing at the end of my bed and he was just fiddling with the hem of his pyjama top

and said Mama Adrian's in our room she wakes up she's like what are you talking about Ash I said Adrian the boy from my class he's standing at the end of it at the bed And now we were very religious growing up So my mum said, okay, well, we're going to pray for Adrian And then we're going to go back to bed So, dear Lord Jesus, we pray Adrian, he's safe and okay

And the next day, rock up to work And I'm to school, sorry, I'm waiting for Adrian to rock up Teacher comes out No, he didn't die Well, maybe, she says, just letting you know Adrian won't be back at school So we're not going to see him ever again Never saw Adrian again

It was the ghost, I reckon he died Maybe he did And he's like saying goodbye to you Through the realm of ghost Why would he say goodbye to you for? Were you like his best mate? No, he just was in my class. But I'm spiritually connected, is what I'm trying to say.

Oh, yeah. Maybe he tried to come to everyone and I was in when he saw him. But I... Oh, because he's saying goodbye to all of his mates. He was so real in the room and I'd never forget his little hand just fiddling with the hem of his pyjama top, just looking at me. Yeah. We've had John Edward...

Now that she's married to an Adrian, that's even crazier. Maybe he was saying your future, you know? Oh, that's a bit of a weird jumper. Imagine if that kid... It's not a very common name. Maybe that is the kid that was in your class, is now Adrian, your husband. No, I don't think...

But he was already alive because Adrian's older than me. Yeah, so he could have... Your spirit could have transferred to Adrian. You couldn't, yeah, that's right. I don't find another Adrian to live in. Does Adrian fiddle with his... That's my pyjamas to be him. I'm glad you said him.

John Ebb, with Psychic Met him. We've had him on the show before. When talking to him after, he's done readings and spoken to people have passed. I've said to him, like, how do we look for these opportunities in life, you know, for ones, people that have passed? And he said, they are all around us all the time. Our loved ones are always trying to remind us that they're there.

Some of us choose to look and see those moments like you're talking about. And he said, and then others just blow them off as, oh, that's ridiculous. I'm so open that I'm always seeing things like that and noticing. Wow. Maybe you are. Here's the thing. You don't have tarot cards. If I purchase you some tarot cards

because you need to get them gifted, that's the whole thing. I have been waiting for you to gift them to me. Will you use them? What kind of question is that? You know that I'll use them. I'll set up a stall in the office for free with a shawl on my head and I'll be doing tarot left around centre.

Okay, it sounds like a nightmare. You're not getting them from every. Absolute nightmare. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. After 8 o'clock this morning, here comes the bribe, is back. In fact, if you are somebody who is on your way to getting married and you would like to wind up someone in your bridal party

for a little bit of a cash wedding gift, then just flick us a text, let us know, 3343, we'll make it happen. Figured something out yesterday, guys, that my wife, I think, is wanting to get into swinging. Oh, I've met Hannah. I'm not going to lie, she doesn't strike me as a swinger. No, and it didn't strike me either as a swinger. She was messaging me yesterday. Okay, well, that...

Of course he's gone straight to she wants to have sex with him. Yeah, and to be honest, I wouldn't run up I think Hannah secretly has the hots for Clinton and he knows it and he like flirts with her He floats with everyone Yeah

We went to Christchurch last week He was flirting with the chicken lady Yeah With the flight attendant With the old lady Everyone Not chicken, chicken Yeah

He helped this old lady cross the road And then flirted with her after Yeah He touched her bum Yeah I said Clint you can't do that these days Anyway I got home yesterday And my wife Where we put our keys

When we get into the house It used to be just like we just put them on the table near the door. Hannah's gone, we need something for the keys. And what she's put there is a bowl. Settled, she's trying to be subtle. And the whole thing with everybody knows, putting the keys in the bowl when you get to a swingers party.

I ran this past yesterday. She'd never heard of the keys in the bowl situation. She's like, tell. Well, she says she has it. She's plain dumb. Because then now you have to explain the concept to her, and she can be like, oh. That sounds fun.

Well, I did, Clint. Maybe that was her gateway. She did it, knowing what it was, so she could make you explain it. So when you explain it, she could go, oh, okay, that's that. And then you go, oh, she might be interested. And then you'd bring it up. And then the weird thing was, she said that she's going to invite Clinton and Jamie over on Saturday night. Oh, she did.

But let me just check if we're free. If she wants to swing with those guys or not with me, I'm very offended. If you and Adrian Phil left out, you're more than welcome to come to the swingers party. Imagine if I'd just say we were going over to the day, didn't tell them. the swingers party and we arrive everyone and she's like oh ah

yeah I got football prize giving on Saturday night and I got a lot of the boys around at mine oh well Ash you were up yeah

I did explain it to her though and I said I explained the whole thing she's not got rid of the bowl that's still there and it's a big ball we've got the big bowl too do you

most people have the key rings like with the hooks we've just got the bowl and it's got like my keys his keys work keys spare keys and some coins yeah Clint doesn't have keys

because he's got a test He just uses his phone. Yeah, what happens for these people that don't care about the environment? How do they swing? True. I don't know. They care about the environment. Like you're a saint. Like the reason you brought a Tesla is because of the environment.

Hey, we're all going to do it, Daniel. Just because me doing my bit means that I don't have to pay for fuel. You're uninvited to the swingers party, Clint. Let's go! First call of the day! First call of the day! First call of the day! All righty, who's going to be? Who's going to kick us off?

set us in the right direction. I think it's Laura from Dunniz. Morning, bud. Hey, how's it going? Good, Laura. Now, it says here you're a cafe manager. You drive an MG hybrid, Rich. Star sign is Pisces.

You've got two cats called Cricket and Baby. And when you were 13, you once crushed your finger in a door at a cafe. It's the cafe she now runs. Wow. There you go. You weren't thrown off by a finger injury. You came back for more, baby.

It's my claim to same. Have you got a mangled finger now, or is it come good? I do. I do. It was in the hinge end and the door was locked. That's cool. I think it's cool to have some sort of body part that's a bit mangled because people ask the questions and it's a good story.

What part of your body's mangled, Dan? My knee. I remember I've told you someone through a matchbox car at my head and I knocked me out and I fell on a tree stump and it gashed my leg open. That is the most damn thing I've ever heard. matchbox car. It was like a truck. Sure. But anyway.

How do your cats get the names cricket and baby? It's quite unique. Cricket is because my whole family is obsessive cricket. Well, my husband's obsessed of cricket and he named her. Oh, lovely. That's funny. Actually obsessed. And the other one's baby because she's a baby of the family.

Oh, okay. I love both of those names. What would your cats be named if you named it after the thing you were obsessed with? Oh. I think mine would be Megan Fox. What's yours, Ash, Dan? Mine will be like nachos.

Or like hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer is more accurate. Hannah, you're supposed to be this like non-bacterial action or something like that. A germ-free surface. Yeah, Hannah and I have quite often talked about getting a dog and naming it Lewis after Lewis Hamilton. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah, yeah, Formula One driver. You said you're into music, Laura.

What song or artist are you just frothing on at the moment? Um, oh, no, my blank. It's always the way, man. It is always the way. I don't remember the name. I can't even remember how it goes now because I'm on the spot. Can you remember any of the words? It's the chick, and it's such a beautiful song.

Check, it's a beautiful song. Is it this one? Olivia D. No, no, it's Olivia D, man I need. Is that what it is? Yes, that one. That's our favorite song on this show. You don't want to hear me for me.

Laura, we're one. That's one. Me and my girls just laughed at my little girl. Can I give you a recommendation then for a song that I think you're going to love? And I know Clint's got it ready. Her name is Ray, R-A-Y-E. The song is called Where Is My Husband? And I think it's going to be the next single ladies hit the jams, Clint.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I've heard that one. Isn't it sick? It's incredible. Yeah, it's really cool. It's pretty clever. You know, the thing with it is, and some of the best music is like this, you hear it for the first time, you go, who the hell is this? That's weird.

What's she doing? And then you hear it the second time, you're like, okay. And the third time, wow. And then you can't get enough of it. Yeah, it's such a cleverly written song. Yeah. Wow. It's really clever.

But could we be just as clever or more clever, because I think, where is my husband lends itself to a, a fun parody song. It really does. Well, I've always wants to know where I am, always. And if I'm not, where I say I'm going to be when I said I was going to be there? You can do different versions as well, the Lost in Bunnings version. I think you need like a real interesting life for a wife to wonder where the husband is.

There you go, that's a good point. I've never once worried where my husband is because he's either at work on the golf course or with me. And there's no, I can't think of a single other place he could possibly be. Yeah, but do you track him? No, I don't need to. Because he's either at work on the golf course. course, or with me. Literally there's no other place like he could possibly be in the world.

I keep my wife guessing. Wait, wait. Do you, do you track your wife? Do you track? Like with Life 360, that app? No, you know. I'm not that deep. I've got that find my friends one. Yeah. I go, where are you, you had her?

Says you're at the viaduct and you said you're at work. Oh, it sounds like you do track her. And then you get FOMO. It's all about the FOMO. Yeah, I've never had FOMO about my husband's life. It's boring. Working and golf. Work and golf.

Oh, there, Laura, we're going to sue you out with the voucher to spend the store at Z. No one wants crushed only toast. Grab fresh bread of Zed tonight. You can spend your voucher on that, or whatever they're how you like. I reckon we do a hit spot with that song. Oh, I was hoping you'd say it. I was hoping you'd say it, but I don't, it's so hard. I'm going to, we're going to, if we do it as a group or if it's just me or whatever,

we're going to need a week. You're not doing that without me. That's my song. Okay, we're going to do it as a group. Let's get, let's say, this time next week, we will attempt a ray where the hell of my husband hit the spot. Do you mean with the, I would like a ring, I would like a ring. We have to do the rap into the...

And then coming in and... Baby, where the hell is my husband? That's so bad. I've never wanted to nail something more. Oh, okay. I want to nail that more than I want to nail Ricky Martin naked in my bed. Oh my goodness me. I'm a lucky boy.

I don't think you're Ricky Martin's type of I'm on as that. The Clint McGinn' Dan podcast. Gossip and Entertainment. Clip Meg and Dan with Ash London. Oh, thanks to Z. No time for the supermarket. Zid has grocery every day, sent shows. Something that came through on my Instagram inbox last night from one Daniel Webby.

Was it down or Clint the fan? It was you, it wasn't it? No, I sent it through, but I think it could have equally as been Clint. It seems like a movie that would be right up his alley. Because if there was a Venn diagram between things that we all three of us love, I think in the middle would be like big, bright musical biopics. Yeah. Like I love those feel-good stories where music is at the centre.

Yeah, and I don't think this is necessarily a musical where they burst into song. Yeah, but there will be songs in it. Yes, there will be, but it's not like where they burst into song. So it's called Lightning and Thunder. It stars Kate Hudson and Hugh Jackman as a Neil Diamond cover duo, which sounds lame. That sounds terrible when you put it down. But based on a true story. Yes.

So this couple, was it in Milwaukee that they... It was in America, yeah, in the 80s and 90s. and they were like a Neil Diamond Tribute Act. Neil Diamond's like a singer from the 60s and sweet Caroline guy. Yeah, this guy. And, yeah, true story. They had a tragic life, I think it turns out. Yeah.

But this is like a biopic of their life. And it looks like a feel good. Like one of those movies you'd laugh out loud, feel good, but then there's some really sad bits of them as well. It must have done right as a tribute act for them to have gotten that much attention and then they had a movie, like, created about them. Yeah. I think we've got a bit of the trailer that I literally said.

to Kniepe you two minutes ago, so I chat-outs to you, Kniepes your legend. I'm not a songwriter. I'm not a sex symbol. I just want to entertain people. I don't want to be a hairdresser. I want to sing. I want to dance. I want a garden. I want a cat. I need something big. I need something new. What do you think? You don't want to be

a Neil Diamond impersonator. You want to be a Neil Diamond interpreter. I was looking for the right way to say it and you just came right out and said it. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. And I I love Neil Diamond so much. Neil Diamond for me is like, my dad listened to him growing up,

so he was the person that we had in the car. I mean, every person that's listening right now, their parents would have played that song loud, or you've heard it at a party. Yeah, so the film's called Song Song-sung Blue, which again is a reference to it, a Neil Diamond lyric. I'm very, very excited for it.

Yeah, if you want to see the trailer text Lightning to 3343, and genuinely, I reckon this movie could be the movie of the year or it could go the other way and be completely terrible. trailer, who knows. But Hugh Jackman Kate Hudson, I'm kind of thinking they're not going to do a crap film. No, and you can tell from the trailer that there's chemistry between them. Absolutely. And I think a lot of films

you could have a crap script and a terrible film, but if the leads have chemistry, it lifts it up. And what's Kay Hudson been up to? Like, in forever. Like, after I saw her in this trailer, I was like, oh yeah, what's she been up to? Falls Gold is the last thing I remember with Matthew McCona.

One of those Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Oh, she did a Netflix show And she was like a basketball manager I love that Bounce, nope Don't remember But I loved that show

Yeah, it's like her dad passed away Or something She inherited the team She was really great in that And she was almost famous One of the greatest musical wildlife I think she's one of those actresses That probably just picks and chooses what she does

Because she does need to And she's the Goldie horns And Kurt Russell's daughter I mean, Nipo baby But yeah She deserves it like she's a Nipo baby But she's a legend 637

naughty 640 is up next and I have permission to share what happened to my wife yesterday because I said to it, oh my God, that's such a good naughty 640 and she goes, what's that? Oh, okay, someone's still sleeping while I respect that. I'm working. So that's all right.

Was she being naughty, has she? Jamie. Yes, she was being naughty and she got caught out. Oh dear. I fear the problem is now she's got so much anxiety around what she did that she won't ever it again, which disappoints me.

A good husband would go, oh, it's giving your anxiety. I won't talk about it on national radio. But here we are. And I'm like, quick, grab me my phone. I'm going to write this down in case I forget for tomorrow. It's got content. Clint Megan Dan. Spinky boost. Time to get naughty at 640.

You said you caught your wife with their pants down, doing something that she'll never do again. I'm trying to figure out what it is. Is it something to do with, like, like, sometimes I use my husband's clippers to like do downstairs. Oh, do you? Good. Is he okay with that or does he not know?

He doesn't love it, but it's like, well... He doesn't love it. He's not stoked about it. Yeah, but it's like, if you think about it, I'm putting your clippers there. Okay. Like, you've said it enough. You know what I mean, though.

He can't be like gross. Like, what else do we put there? Okay. Lads, producer's car, produce and heaps, Dan. One of the great things, one of the small pleasures in life is just, catching a glimpse right of the goods just catching a glimpse just

and it doesn't show me picking the good stuff yeah it doesn't my boob falls out of my top at night I don't know if that's that excuse me by the way I'd be like oh we have nothing that we can do like there's nothing that we can do that it requires minimal effort and we'll only take us seconds

to do that would give you guys any sort of a rise like we get out of just a little sneak peek. Maybe Adrian, like, gave me a hundred bucks. I'm like, oh. If I walk a nude to our bedroom, Hannah doesn't even, like, give me any eye at all. No, I would look up.

I would not look up from Instagram. Okay, well, my wife yesterday, and be known as to me, heard me coming into the garage, not a euphemism. We didn't think it was, but yeah.

No one thought that, dumb. And, was waiting for me. We've got like a little laundry that can... Not a euphemism. Garage to the kitchen. And she was waiting there with her pants down, just like

bare ass, just for a... Just for fun. Just for fun so I can just, you know, copper. Just a shop. She does that... I've been over to his house before and she's flashed me from that exact spot. She genuinely has, she pulled her top up. She did. You were there.

Was I? It seems like he's being serious. I can't believe him. She flashed you her baby. Not just, just her bra on. She flushed just you or was Clint with you? He was with me. Did she not know you were there?

No, she did it as a gag because you were there anyway. Oh, well, maybe she's going to go. Maybe she's gotten too comfortable because she also didn't realize that I had organized for a guy to come around to wash the house or at least do a quote to see what I was going to cost to do a bit of a water blasting around the house. And he sends me a message. at 202 and I was just leaving the gym and he goes hey mate ETA 208 and I was like

brilliant I'm on my way home now so literally as I'm pulling in I see the van pull up and the guys I see the wash stuff written on the side so I leave the gate open so he can pull into the drive so as he's getting out of his car I'm getting out of mine

he's walking in my wife's embarrassed what a legend he comes around and got a gooday mate I go gooday you should have seen how quick my wife tries to get his pants back because she heard a voice that wasn't mine and I'm seeing her with her ass out

just cracking up she runs off he's like you're still going to have to pay for this you know that age we know yeah that's not a form of payment he's wondering if that's what needs water blasting not a euphemism hey mate I'll blast that you outside of the house only

oh Jamie what a legend bit of fun but the problem is now I think she got so much anxiety it's just never happening again it wasn't my fault Oh, Devo. Good on now. I love that you've still got a bit of spice in your relationship, you know?

A nudity is funny. Like, forced, like, that kind of thing where it's, like, surprising. It's just a bit of bum. It's no one's getting hurt. No, I mean, it's just a cheeky bum. I want to know who accidentally saw you naked. Because it happens to me. It happens to Dan's friends, dad.

Yeah, to help me down from a tree because I was nude. No time to explain it. I didn't realize as well. The shower in our main bathroom, if the door is open, because our kids are always coming in and out. If someone comes to the front door, which somebody did once and dropped off a parcel, Korea, I was just standing there in the shower and just looking down the hallway, looking straight out.

Your fan needs to put clothes on, man. I know. My bathroom upstairs, I reckon all my neighbours could see me. Every day I think that. Who accidentally saw you naked? Oh, I don't know the edge. Who accidentally saw you naked? My wife decided to pull down her pants and flash a bum to me yesterday

over when I got home from the gym. as a bit of fun Yeah A bit of a laugh But unfortunately She didn't realise that I'd organise a quote With a house washing company

And one of the boys Should have the exact same time That I did And as I said I'll come through, follow me Thankfully she heard the boys And we just caught her Whipping her pants up

And running out of the laundry As fast as possible Nixon is an ex edgy Nixon Once rocked up at our house Uninvited Which often happens Not often

But like he I think I wanted to play golf Or something And I was naked and I had to run into, I think, the bathroom and then he's like walking down the hallway and they're all like waiting for me to come out and I had to just pick my head out

but I'm so sorry Nixon I'm naked can you just close your eyes while I run back to my room and well Adrian let him in come in Nixon come in I'm like just naked but don't just look over there just look away or look whatever yeah someone's text through say my father-in-law saw me naked because I went into labour whilst we were camping

with the family and he had to deliver the baby my goodness me imagine that. He'd hope he had some medical training is that better or worse than this? I used to to live with my girlfriend's parents to save money. I thought my girlfriend was coming home and I lay naked in our lounge with a flower over my D for Valentine's Day.

Nope, you guessed it was my future a mother-in-law that copped on high. The in-laws are the worst, eh? My mother-in-law would love nothing more than walking in on that. She'd be like, oh, yeah, because she just loves the idea that our love life is happy, you know? She just wants us to be happy. Oh, yeah, still having it.

Oh, I love to see it. A bit of spice of your little grandbaby. Russell, it was your partner that got caught twice. Yeah, twice on the couch at home. By who? Yeah. Because we're usually, well, we used to just live by ourselves

and then her sister needed a place to come stay, so she come stay with us. And because my partner works night, she usually has the whole house to herself in the morning and afternoon. So, yeah, she likes to be naked on the couch and watch TV while there's no one around. And she forgot that her sister was living with us.

That's an interesting past. I don't think I've ever sat naked on my couch at home. I don't know, but imagine if your wife you'd like doing that. Yeah. Heaven. My goodness me. Thanks for you, cool, Russell. Yeah, that's good.

Russell's living the dream. And Brooke, you've been caught in the nude? Yeah, we were living with my partner's parents at the time and the bathroom door didn't lock. So I was having a shower and my father-in-law comes running in with a blood nose, realized that I was in the shower and very quickly ran back. out. Did you see the blood nose? Yeah, it was there. It was just tomato sauce that he squirted on his face.

Sorry, sorry, Brooke. Oh, how embarrassing. Give us a pick of the good stuff. Imagine. Brooke, we'll give you a double past a black phone too. It's in cinemas this Thursday. Don't think of your old, I was going to say your old man, but your father don't know the way you're there. We've got to go to Tony next because I need to hear this story from Tones. Thanks, I love you, Brooke.

Morning, Tony. How are you going? Yeah, good. And you saw someone naked. Who did you see naked? Well, it was both my parents. So I came home, must have been about 5 o'clock at night. I was about 15.

And walked in the kitchen, and in the houses back then, you had the dining room and your kitchen. So the dining room's got lino on it. Sorry, carpet on, the kitchen's got lino. And walk in, and here they were, mum and dad, both naked, halfway between the carpet and the lino. going for gold. Brilliant.

Oh my gosh. And your dad was like, you know, Tony, when a man loves a woman? Mom immediately darted up the hallway and I went outside and scratched my head and the old man comes out

and just basically just says, oh, you know, we have got needs. You're like, Dad, Dad, I don't need an explanationist why. I know what sex is. I'm 15. I need to never have you talk to me about this ever again.

Tony, what did you think? We don't have needs. There should be a pill that you can take. And I'm the hundreds of five. So, of course, the first thing I did was told all the others. And so then from there on, every time we ever met up as a family, there'd be jokes around, did anyone polish the lino last night? Yeah.

Before we had a family dinner. We wiped all surfaces down. Yeah, share the load, I imagine. Like, tell all your siblings. Of course. So, you know, you don't have to carry that bird. They need to make that thing, that memory erase a thing from men and black a real thing. Yeah.

Because that's when you need it. Tony's lining up overnight. He's one of those guys camped out to be one of the first. I love of God, Megan, go away. You never forget that. The image. He'd be there for the midnight launch, eh? Will you answer the call? Black Phone, too,

is in cinemas this Thursday. Feel like a scary movie, Tony, to maybe replace that scary. Image from your head will send you a double pass as well. Go and check it out. Thanks for calling, brother. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Edge. 1K.E. Z.

Practice makes perfect. And now you can play any time online. Yeah, get amongst and play the online game. Listen out for your name to be read at 10 and 12. And you could be joining us next week to play for 10 grand with Easy Money Live. It's going to be a hell of a good time. And if you get here next week,

and we can be flying you from all over the country, I think there's whispers of roughly give or take about 20 people. It's a bloody good chance at $10,000. I think a better chance to getting 10 grand than you'll find anywhere else. And I think there's a chance you could play multiple times, right? Yeah. And you can, and it's all up to your own prowess, not just chance.

Of course. It's a game of skill. Yeah. All right. We're playing live this morning for $1,000. There's Andrea. Good morning. Good morning, Andrea.

How are you guys? We're good now we're talking to you. All right, Andrea, I'm going to run you through the rules really quickly, even though I'm sure you already know them. 30 seconds to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. All right.

Okay, darling, today your letter is N. N4 Ninja What's what's what she's a teacher as well Oh she should know She's got one of the occupations And I can get this done Let's do this miss All right

Sanging of N Can I please have a girl's name Nina A country Namibia A band Nirvana A relative

Neath A fruit Um Natchie Yeah An active way brand Nike A movie

Narnia A four-letter word A male actor A male actor Oh gosh Oh really You got eight from eight And you passed on question nine

I stood up I thought you were going to get there Andrea Oh my goodness What was the one she I couldn't think of I said Nachi Which is South African

Yeah Nashi Piers We would have taken Nashy. We would have interpreted that as a nashy parent, giving it to you. A male, as it could have been, Nicholas Cage, Neil Patrick Harris. See you lots. And the next one would have been something people are afraid of. What would you have said for that for that for him?

Nice. Nice. She had straight straight away. You were quick. Then I think that is the closest and most perfect run we've had without a win. Andrew. Where do you teach so I can send my son there to get taught by you because you're so smart? I teach at Winthrop, Palm Reap.

That sounds flash. Sounds like a very fancy primal. Andrea, make sure you get amongst the online game on Rover, right? Because if you hear your name read out at 10 or 12 this week, you could be joining us for Easy Money Live. Forget the thousand bucks, you could be winning 10 grand next week. Oh, sounds good. Thank you so much, Dad.

You should definitely do it, Andrea. Because sometimes in life, life serves you up an opportunity. So you've come on, you've lost, and you've thought, I've lost my opportunity. No, no, no, no, no. Maybe it's because the universe wants you to win the 10,000. It's the first step. Oh, okay, let me go. Come my bad.

Take the second. You've got this. All right, back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Next, we've done this before, and I think it was a really nice way to kind of start off the week. Things we love. What are those little moments that you love to see?

You love to have happened to you. You love to see happen to others. Just those little feelings. Yeah. What are the small things that you love? 0800 The Edge or Fire Us a Text on 3343, and we'll go through some of them right after this. Clint, Megan, Dan.

It's Clint McGinn-Dans, the things we love. All right, team, one of those little moments, those little things where you go, oh my God, yes, when that happens, that is the best. Yes, I mean, we want you to join in. You can text us through on 3343 or 0800 The Edge. It's such a simple thing, but it's a good reminder that it really is the simple things in life that get us through. And they could be really, really simple things, you know, or they could be stuff that is a little bit bigger, you know.

Like, for instance, I've written down, and this is a real simple thing, putting on a new pair of socks. Heaven. Because it doesn't happen often. Just purchased. Like, the first time anyone's ever worn them. It's that crisp feeling in that. So only the first time, the second time they've been worn, never is good.

A secondary to that would be when the socks have been in the dryer, and you get them out of the dryer, and you put their soft, warm and fluffy, and you put them straight on. It's also a nice feeling. I love when kids' sports and extra curricular activities take a break at the end of term, And so for two weeks, you just have nothing that you have to drop them off to after school. You just get your life back.

It's your first one that you ever shared that isn't about alcohol, well done. Are you good on your clinics? There's more times of drinking, though, that's what he says. When you're at a restaurant and you've been waiting for your food and you spot the waiter approaching with your food and you're like, just that feeling of like, I'm about to eat. And you're like, check, yep, that's my burger, that's definitely our order.

And you look away, like, you don't want to watch the waitress company, look away and pretend to be surprised when they get to your table and give you a food. Some people won't like this one. The feeling of a cat sleeping on your lap. The fact that they've chosen to sleep on your lap. I remember we lost Kimmy for like a week. He was up a tree.

Long story, but I thought he was dead. It's not that long story. It's exactly what happened. Yeah, we saw a rainbow. We thought, oh, he sent that down from heaven because he's left. But no, he was just up a tree. He was saying, look up. We found him.

And I remember the first day he got on my lap after we'd lost him and I almost cried. It was a lovely feeling I love when someone sees something that they know you would love like they know it's your favourite and then they'd buy it for you for no reason just because they go

I knew you'd love this I did that for my friend on the weekend I got her the Tony's chocolate only Advent calendar because she'd mentioned that she loves Advent calendars and I handed it to her and she burst into tears because she's like I just feel so known

and what a wonderful feeling someone's text through the first VB after work a real treat to the taste buds that's from a hinton handle It's from Jamie A cold lager I think when you're when you're hot or tired

For me it's only a lager Like a draft beer or a lager Because it's so easy to drink And it's just It really quenches you first What about sleeping in your own bed After a trip away? Yes

That first time Just pulling the covers back Yeah And being like Oh it's good to be in my own bed Oh and when someone Or you decide to get takeaway for dinner And you like throw it out to the room

And they go yep And you're like Amazing The world's my oyster off the back of the I love when you're leaving the restaurant to pay and then you realize

one of your mates has already sorted it heaven oh yeah that's the best feeling ever you just snuck off to the bar it's a mini-o for me

what about this taking a bra off after a long day am I right Ash you will never understand you will never understand the joy the freedom

it's absolutely heaven no I think we did that one time on radio we made us wear a bra we had to fill it with rocks or something God knows melons

and we had to wear it all day, just so that at the end of the day we can take it off to feel the release. Decatur said cracking open a crisp blue V at 7 a.m. and turning on the radio to the edge every morning. Oh, I love that. Get in. Love that. Yeah, it's a goodie.

Oh, and a hug from my grandpa. It made even more special because I know they're numbered. That's true, though, really, I've lost all my grandparents now. And you're like, I wish I could give them all a hug one more time, because you'd never know when it's going to be the last one, right? Oh, you know what else was

great was when your grandparents would give you a card for your birthday and you'd open it up but you'd hold it kind of tight because you didn't want the money to fall out and then you'd open it up and it was more than you thought it was going to be. Oh, you think there's going to be money and then you open it up and there's nothing. That's the worst feeling. Like, come on, Grandma. What happened? Do you know, Adrian's

grandpa's still alive is 103 and we still get a card from him for Christmas and because Adrian had a wife who passed away unfortunately and then I came along. By the time I came along he's pushing 100s. He can't keep up. So the card just said to Adrian and friend. Oh, please.

He's like, I don't know who, Adrian. Every time I see him, it's a new woman. Not friend with benefits, just friend. Even though he was getting the benefits, am I right? Clint Meg and Dan. I just had the best holiday. We had to go to Christchurch. We chose to go to Christchurch for work to visit beautiful Jaden.

And that was on a Friday. And then we had the week off afterwards. So Defano flew down from Auckland to Christchurch. And we took like seven days off to go away together. And you guys know how seriously I take a holiday I was in the trenches of planning I was asking people I was in the forums I wanted to get it right

Also Asher's superpower If she was part of the Marvel universe Would be like finding a brand new Epic Airbnb with the greatest view For the cheapest price Which we did We nailed it You would have been the first to die an end game

But yeah So I planned this holiday down to a tea And we like You know we're on a budget but we kind of, we thought, you know what, we're going to, this will be our only holiday for a while, and we're not going to be in Altoero forever. And we're going to the South Island. We want to really kind of throw everything out this.

So we did a couple of days in Christchurch. Then we went to Lake Tecorpore for two nights. We stayed this beautiful cabin on the water. We went to the hot springs and we kind of did a bit of a hike. And then we drove to Alaki to Mount Cook and we went up the mountain to the glacier. Another hike. It was so beautiful. We ate beautiful food.

We found this Airbnb being in a place called Twiqq. We saw a lunar rainbow. It's mental, actually. The photo you've shown me, I reckon it'd be one of those things like those amateur photo of the year. You know, someone just takes it with their phone, they submit it for an award.

It was amazing. So for those who don't know, it was really dark outside and we were in kind of this like, how do you describe it, boys? It's like a flat area with mountains on the side and you could see through to Mount Cook. Amazing views.

And it was nighttime. And I'm looking at it, and it's pitch black out there. Because it seemed to moonlight. I could see this kind of hazy ring. I was like, what is that? And it looked like fog or something. So I turned my exposure right up on my new iPhone,

and I took the photo, and when I looked at the photo, it looked like a rainbow at nighttime. It was called a lunar rainbow. We're losing our mind. It was so amazing. So we have this, for me, life-changing trip, the most beautiful views I've ever seen. And at the very end of it, we're at the airport and about to fly home.

And I said to buddy, what an amazing trip we had. We're so lucky to go on airplanes and see this beautiful country. the glaciers and the lunar rainbow what was your favourite part of our amazing holiday thinking he's going to go, it's going to be the glacier. Dad carried me up the mountain to see the glacier and he looks at me, he goes,

hmm, I think it was getting a lollipop at time zone in Christchurch. Brilliant. I've always said time zones like seeing a lunar, whatever it was. The highlight of the trip that cost us thousands that we worked our arses off to pay. for was a 30 cent chupp-a-chup at time zone. There's a time zone in Auckland, by the way.

We could have just gone to that time zone. Yeah, I hear they do a really good bloody lollipop. And he will not shut up about bloody time zone and how it was his best day ever. But is that not, you could look at it two ways. You could go, always ungrateful. But you could also go, simple pleasures. Yeah, that's actually really, really good point.

It shows in those moments, they can I have a lollipop and you go, no, and you walk off, you've literally told him he can't do the most fun thing in the next week. They'd be like you, like, getting to Mount Cook and you're like, can I look at it now? And they go, no, keep the blindfold off. I think what you've learned here. It's a simple pleasure. This buddy loves time zone. And maybe go on the next trip by yourself with your husband.

Or maybe just let him have more sugar. Maybe it was the fact that he never gets a chupp-a-chop. So for him, the chappap's a huge deal, but he travels the world or often. Yeah. But yeah, it was one of those moments, and I thought, oh gosh, we are maybe. have we spoiled this child or but you know he's only four but yeah I think you're right at the next holiday

we might just do mum and dad only yeah you need to upload that photo of the lunar rainbow or whatever it was because that is incredible mental yeah the winner award for photography Taylor Swift Court is in session next somebody's staking a claim

in the ownership of this song off her brand new album there's a girl called Carson who has been doing music for a wee while now and she's going viral for a video she recorded in her car going, Dad, does this turn Swift song sound exactly like mine? I think she's just attention-seeking, to be honest, this Carson girl, but we've got her on the phone next to.

It's what all the Swifties are saying, and I'm not surprised that you say that, Dan, because you're just trying to protect your girl. He sounds like she's stealing songs. Let Ryan send her at the moment. Oh, die for Taylor. Oh, dear. It's gone to the bad place. Yeah.

Clint, Meg and Dan. It's quarters in session. about to enter the court of the Swifties. The allegations are minor. The songs are repetitive, but the rulings are final. Asan has gone viral,

8.5 million views to date for supposedly having Taylor Swift copy. No, let's not use the word copy. They've used the same chord progression. I think we could all agree. It is a bit exciting though, babe. As an artist, having your music land in

many ears and eyeballs has a bit an exciting week for you yes a very shocking week honestly now do you are you angry at taylor but because she copied you or your thoughts are that she copied you or are you happy that she's given you the platform i mean it's been really great that people are finding the song and i feel like the internet has definitely turned this into like a competitive like frenzy thing i haven't even went and looked at all the comments and stuff because I'm like this has gotten like so crazy and blown out of proportion but it's like hey

yeah good because I've been looking at some of the comments and it's like people just love to be mean I mean if you haven't seen the video it's you Carson just calling your dad into the car going oh my god listen to this Taylor Swift song doesn't this sound similar to my song and it's so cute because your dad's like oh my god yeah it does sound like yours take a listen

I heard you call me this is you too listening to it on the car are you thinking about thinking it's like yourself When did this come out? Today. The chorus, this is crazy. But it's actually sweet. But you think that you're the only one for me. I mean, the same little background even then.

Yes. It sounded like your song. I mean, you got to feel quite. First of all, your dad, is he just your biggest fan? Yes. Oh my gosh. And with this video, too, he's just gone crazy about it. He's like, because he found, he went and did like a deep dive and he found the original video where I wrote the song in 2021.

He's like, here, you need to post this. And like, he's just gone, going, trying to go to battle for me. And it's hilarious. Do you see dollar signs? Are you going to sue that bitch, Taylor Swift? No, I mean, honestly, like I said in the video too, I even said, like, I don't think she meant to. And, oh my gosh, the internet just went after me.

They're like, she has no idea. who you are and I'm like well what I was saying was I don't think she meant to because like she probably doesn't know this song exists and it just probably happens to be a crazy coincidence I mean maybe we're just on like the same songwriting wavelengths I don't know that's what I'd be saying I'd be like it's proof that I'm well on my way to start them given that we've used the same record progression in our song myself and Taylor Swift one and the same yeah and actually if people are checking out your music cars and it's actually a bloody good track I bet you think that you're the only one for me

How many monthly Spotify lessons you get now? Oh wow I mean I was at like 2,000 and now it's like I think I had 10,000 streams in two days Wow That's crazy That's good Thank you Taylor

We'll take it baby If I was you though I'd give up music just get a good lawyer And take Taylor to court She's got a lot of money That's the problem dad He's got a lot of money. Hey, but that could be yours.

I got it badly when they say you have to pay a dell of tell us this legal cost and you go, damn it! It's backpired. So, Carson, if people do want to check out your music on Spotify, what's the last time? Because I know on Instagram you are Carson Vizi. Carson Veezy, yes, on all platforms everywhere. Beautiful. Thank you so much for your time, babe.

All the best with the music. Thank you guys. Thanks, mate. You have a good day. You too, bye. Bye. God, imagine that. Taylor's for copying your music.

easy being vizy. I mean, no. Right here. Waiting all the morning. Oh, yeah. Obviously, that came three times. Off here, and this person was on here. I read it past the guys before just to see if I got a laugh.

Nothing. So this is Taylor's burst. Okay, and then this is Carson's verse. And second thoughts, I think she probably shouldn't get a lawyer. Might be a bit of wasted funds. Yeah. Postco Playlist From the tip of Cape Brianger

Down to the Dirty Deep South of Bluff No town is safe This is your Postco playlist Yes this is the start of the year We've been putting together songs For places around New Zealand Cities, small towns All of the above

I love everything we do on this show This is my favourite thing Oh bless you You're amazing, you're so good at them done It's great fun to do And this week we're going to the beautiful Sunny Nelson Which is the birthplace of the birthplace

of Yasmina Co, our day show host. And we've already got so many texts coming through on 33443 with the people making suggestions which shows that the people of Nelson are proud people. Yeah, and the good thing about this Nelson is this song hopefully will stand out because I've managed to secure, and I'm not even joking here,

this is not like a thing where I'm like, I'll use AI or whatever, I've managed to secure the services of, I would say, and I'm going to give you a little bit of a clue, one of the biggest and best male vocal in the world at the moment. I would say they're international.

It's not as big as Benz and Boone, I know, but I'm saying, like, that good of a singer. I would say they're on the same level vocally as Benson Boone, if not better. What? Because Dan has outsourced once before. Voice from Borderline. They're open for Tis Swirms on his Auckland show

in Spark Arena. More famous than Borderline? Yeah. Internationally, very much so. In fact, I would say borderline were fantastic in a great band but no comparison to the person that I've got on this song this week. Okay. Nelson, like, you are the worthiest town for this as well. Okay, well, someone's texting saying sunshine wages and Nelson are an actual thing.

What's that? What do they mean by that? They get paid more in summer. Do they? Maybe it's like because when the sun shines, like the industry, yeah, works better. Oh, okay. And also who's Nick Smith? They said he's part of the...

He's the mayor. And he's just been re-elected. He's part of the furniture, they reckon? Someone else said that it's the centre of New Zealand. Apparently there's a plaque at the top of a hill somewhere there, which is literally the geographical centre. No, we haven't had an argument about that. I think it's probably very close to the centre, but what are the chances the centre is right at the top of this mountain?

We've got a clarification on a sunshine wage. It's a term used to describe wages that are lower than average with the justification that workers receive a higher quality of life, such as better weather or a more desirable lifestyle in return if you're taking a lower payout's bullshit. That was a similar thing to what we got from Tauronga. Tohunga is like, everyone's like, no one earns very much. So if you go to your boss for a raise and they go, no, mate, look outside, look how sunny it is.

You're living the dream. You're like, I'm not going to pay my market. I'd tell them to shove the job up their bottom if they said that to me. Abel Tasman, someone else has said the average age is 60. to old people living in Nelson Apparently a lot of shops are closing As well as someone else has said A lot of shops because of like since COVID

I think issues happening everywhere unfortunately Don't go near Stoke It must be a suburb of Nelson Oh maybe it's lovely Everyone has their colourful areas Yeah I know it's sometimes like colour of or is the spice of life Much like variety

I think Nelson always has like a battle A bit of a fight with Blenum over who's the Sunshine Capital. Yeah, they're both sort of in a similar area, I guess. Yeah, I don't know whether it's worth throwing something in there, throwing a little bit of beef between Blenheim and Nelson. Sir Ernest Rutherford was there, born there. Oh, the guy on the $100 bill?

Yeah, he invented, or he found out that there was an atom, wasn't he? Oh, see, what's my guy? Yeah. We love him. And then, old bloody, what's his name, Einstein split it? Took all the... Boring. No, he couldn't have...

Wait, wait, I don't think he did, produce a girl? No, our guy split the atom. Remember they put him on the $100 bill? Yeah, Rutherford. He split it. I thought that was Einstein. Einstein discovered the atom? Nah, Einstein did E equals MC squared.

Did he? Energy. Oh, God, this shows. The people are listening. Hey, ask us anything about Justin Bieber and we'll know. Did he split the atom? We've got other skills, Ed, could have you wanted to. Great for mountain biking and hiking.

Someone else has said. Great fish and chips. Oh, look, there's plenty coming through. Wakefield 4 Square is an icon. Mottiwika, the mushy capital. of New Zealand. Okay. What, like,

like fun mushrooms or just like button mushrooms? Maybe all the above. Yeah, true. Not the stuff you're putting in your coffee every morning because it's good for your brain. My medicinal mushrooms,

my raci, my ashtoaganda. A lions mean. Good for a beef Wellington, maybe. I know. 48 hours to wait until now soon you get your postcode playlist with featuring A-list celebrity at this stage unknown.

I mean, you guys know who it is. Be honest. I'm not. Or if you're calling them an A-list singer. Yeah, I know, but I'm not blowing smoke up at the mark. Am I? I actually believe you. I actually believe you.

It's a good artist. Okay. Okay. Trust me. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. The Edge. 1K.E. Z.

Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Play online. Listen out for your name at 10 and 12. If you hear it, call us back. And this week, you get your chance to be flown from anywhere around the country to join us next week to play for 10 grand. Right now, though. thousand bucks grand in the hand 30 seconds 10 answers starting with the letter ash gives you you can pass but no repeated answers and playing this morning is crystal from christchurch morning morning morning okay um can i just say crystal we went down to riverside eatery as a team the ramen one of the best rhamans i've had in a while delicious and that's there's a smoke house there adrian had this it was mashed potato with gravy and slow-cooked meat on top oh my goodness me you've got great

pretty good crystal okay darling okay but you don't need to stop thinking about that you need to focus sorry sorry sorry so you got 30 seconds for a thousand bucks get the gravy out of your head crystal yeah or keep it in your head because your letter today is g it's a sign okay okay babes beginning with g in 30 seconds can I please have a food okay gravy yeah a TV show a body part Pass A pet A grey dog Something you can wear

Pass A clothing store A video game A video game Athrone Something with wheels Now we've had Game of Thrones As an answer before

And it was actually made into a game so we will accept that. So when you said grey dog, did you mean grey hound? Hey, you can get a grey dog. I would have a grey dog. So body part could have been your groin, gums, glutes, gallbladder,

something you can wear so many for the gown glasses, goggles, gloves, gloves. I mean, it doesn't matter. You weren't anywhere near it. Sorry, Crystal. But get a mic's the online game. And who knows, if you hear your name, read out 10 and 12, give us call.

You can be back here next week playing for 10,000 bucks. Now that you've got a practice game under your belt. I will. And sorry for saying you weren't anywhere near it. I didn't need to sound like a savage. Yeah. Facts, really. But thanks, Crystal.

Love you. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Who would like Stan Walker's hand me down? Yes, please. Take a number and get in line. Stan Walker joins us and we'll tell you how you get your hands on his clothes in just a minute. Morning, bro. Morena.

Morena. You've teamed up with Uber and Red Cross for their clothing drive back for 2025, which is really cool. It's me because, like, I think a lot of the... the stuff that I take on these days it just has to like align with who I am and this is perfect because I am constantly chucking out clothes

like I'm constantly when my wife and kids are at work and at Kura I'm doing a whole of stuff like my wife is a horder and I do balls I think why all wives are hoarders not that I'm going to wear that one day in five years because now I'm looking for clothes and I wore six years ago

and Adrian's like oh donated it I'm like come on now I have to put you in You won't wait for it to come back in fashion because when it comes back in fashion you'll buy the thing that's in fashion. And I feel like because like we're actually we're very blessed and privileged and I'm like this is the bare minimum

the least that we could do is give away our clothes and I feel like they're really good clothes as well. You would have good clothes, yeah. So they go to the charity and then the charity give it out to people who are need. But the main thing is that they're good quality. Like we don't want like stained or ripped holy and no undies. Yes, no undies.

No undies. The hardest part, the biggest, I think, barrier, and I'm famous for this, is you have donations. So you put them in a bag, then you put them in the boot of your car with the best of intentions to get them to the charity shop. And then six weeks later, that bag is still in the boot of your car. But Uber have come to the party with a great workaround. To help you? Yes. So, that's the best thing is Uber comes straight to your door. Yeah, so good.

I want the effort you're wearing now. It looks very Balenciaga. It's not Balenciaga. It's you know. It's you know. We just dropped our new pants, say a little plug. Let me have a proper little catch, you son. Our new, nothing.

Heaven. They're poop-catchers, we say in Australia. And the good thing is Stan said he's going to donate them right now. So we've got a bag, he's going to leave the interview with no pants. I'm not wearing Andy's saying. He's already donated those. And it's so awesome. It's such a great cause for you to get involved with.

You are a beautiful man with a big heart, so it makes sense that you would come in here. not just to sprick your own stuff, but something, this amazing cause. I do have to share something, though. As you know, you know me from Australia. I moved to Al-Teroa less than a year ago, and one of the greatest things about living here is learning about multicultural.

Now, I learned about the honi when I got here, and I was asking, when we were talking about it, like off air a little while ago, and I was like, yeah, but when do you know, when you're going to do it? Like, how do you know? And then the boys told me, they're like, oh, Ash, we've got the perfect thing to play for you

that's going to educate you about. Jen hasn't heard this before because we made the song after he left. And you might not agree with the lyrics and its message it's putting across. Hongy eyes. Stan looked at me and I knew it was right with those. Hongy eyes. You can just see it's in their eyes. How do you know?

Yeah, that is happening. It's a bit more of like an intense look into their eyes and they look at you and go, oh, we're going to honi here? On the ice. Thoughts? Who's singing? Producing Nipia. Oh, okay. Nice.

He's got in behind us. Come up, bro. He's available for BVs on your next album. I was like, oh. You know you're going in like this and you're like, you're like, you're not with it. Nice. It's the raising like this. You're like, ready?

Oh, so I need to just quit. I can watch people. Okay. Oh my God. You. That's great. They don't know what to do. They don't know what to do.

They've seen like grown ass old men. kiss each other on the forehead like actually kiss each other and I'm like oh it's hilarious like as a Māori it's so funny watching people like cake it yeah like it's hilarious because hey we've got to get some joy out of something we're going to hopefully watch that

hilarious moment right now because we're going to get Dan to take the information you've given him and go in Hongi our Australian boss who we can see through the glass but he has no idea Stan's going to laugh Stan's he just scrunch the nose and he's got to eat it and you do that it's like I like the shake, hands.

So hand out, okay. And you just feel you're going in. Yeah, okay. He's got it, he's got it. All right. Okay, so what do you do? No, movie order. Colder, okay, okay, here we go.

Okay, okay, so you guys can commentate. I'll just go out. He might go for the little kissing. Imagine they do love each other. How are you guys? All good? Yep. He's going to kiss him on the front?

Don't go on Don't do it Oh Thank you That was right He didn't like her He didn't like her Thank you my bro

Oh thank you guys Stan looked at me and I knew it was right with those Pull me eyes Clint Megan Dan Clint Megan Dan With Ash London's Here comes the bribe

Would you take a cash gift ahead of your wedding to wind up somebody in your bridal party? Sophie says yes, the morning so. Hi, King. Hi, darling. When's the wedding? How long to go? The 1st of November, three weeks out.

Oh, well, we're not. We're very close. So you can't be changing big things about your wedding because it's too close. Well, no, everything's pretty much locked in. Which plan is locked in? Because I heard originally you were going to elope to Vegas, just you and your partner and get married.

Oh, the dream was to elope, a nice quiet, little intimate moment. But we also knew that with Dave being half-Sahmohan, that it wasn't going to be in the cards, and we have been together for nine years. So it's gone from an intimate moment in Vegas to how many people at your half-sar-Mohan wedding? There was 300, but it's now down to 263. Yes!

Hey, and that's actually pretty small. Wow, okay. So it's a big wedding. You can't change that. It's a big boy. Go big. go home. Yes. Who's in the bridal party? My partner has his three best friends and his cousin. My mum is my maid of honour and then my sisters are my two and three bridesmaid and then my partner's

sister is my soon to be sister-in-law. Awesome. As a parent to be asked to be like your son's best man or your daughter's made of honour has got to be one of the greatest things ever in life. And it is. I speak to my mum every day on the phone for like to hours and I get nothing done in the morning but it's so great. So she's really looking forward to being a maid of honour. Don't make that the bribe. I told her when I asked her I said I'm going to make your dreams come true month.

I think we found our bribe voice. What if her dreams were ripped out from underneath her? Very good. She's quite a shy. Like she hates photos. She hates being the star's attention so she's really like built herself up for this moment. How do you think she'd take it Sophie if you called her and

said that she's been bumped from made of honour to what? Last minute. I don't know, I'd leave it up to you for that She can walk you down the aisle She could hand out the flyers at the recipient Yes Well she actually walks my sisters down the aisle With my father

So I could say that she's going to walk me down the aisle And I want her there greeting all the guests Yeah, that's good Oh I wonder if you just put her on fly duty to start And then keep the walking you down the aisle As a sweetener She gets really angry

Okay, okay Sophie, God, your bribe is to tell your mother that she is no longer your mate of honor. She is being bumped to fly a duty. And if you accept the bribe, we will reward you handsomely with a cash prize. Are you in or out? I'm in.

Yes, she is. Yeah. Okay, let's call the ex-mate of honour next. The things people will do for $500 cash. Clint Meg and Dan with Ash London's. Here comes the bribe. Sophie is about to break her mother's heart, I think, if you've just tuned in. Here comes the bribe.

She is going to be telling her mother, who she's already given the maid of honor duties to. She's going to tell her that, unfortunately, she's being bumped from the bridal party, and she's giving her a different duty, which is going to be nowhere near as fun or important or as involved, and she'll be rewarded with a cash prize. Okay. Okay. Okay, good luck. Okay, good luck, Sophie.

You're on your own now. Hello. Hey, ma'am, it's me. Hi. Ma'am, I'm just going over wedding stuff. And I just need to lock a few things in. I think it'd be better if you weren't going to be the maid of honour and if I pushed you back and you walked me down the aisle with Dad

and then helped greet people with Dad on arrival. What do you think? I could have had a different dress. you're not bothered it's okay if you'd rather have someone else well it's not that I'd rather have someone else hey Sophie you do what you want to do I don't honestly it doesn't matter

but you did just want to have dad walking you down the aisle though yeah you know what too you don't actually have to say maid of honour they're just your bridesma You know what I mean? You don't have to label. I wanted to make your dreams come true

and I wanted you to be my maid of honour. Well, hey, you know, you're just being so good about this and making my leg shape. No, but I know what you're saying. I know, I, yeah, I mean, that's lovely in everything. But like I say, you don't have to give people labels. you could say mum got dumped because she wasn't really good at doing the job

now she is actually just a bridesmaid well you just wouldn't be a bridesmaid either ma oh okay we can stop make it stop it's so mean Jenny it's Clint Dan and Ash London here from the edge

we're now the bridesmaids this is all the big set up we bribed your daughter to call you and tell you that you were no longer the maid of honour. We thought you'd get so angry, but you are the sweetest, most amazing woman in the world. We couldn't take it. It's okay, baby gal.

We couldn't take it. She's not a good person. She's the bad. I was like, oh my God, I'm dying inside. I'm so sorry. I think I've been dumped. Yeah, sounds like it, doesn't it? You have it.

It's a thing we do called Here Comes the bribe, and we pay people to try and stitch up other people in the lead up to their wedding. And unfortunately, you were the victim of the stitch up, and Sophie is a recipient of the cash. I love you, Mum, I'm sorry. Now, Jenny, what we're going to need from you is you to get angry. We're just going to do some pickups, we call it, where you call Sophia Bitch, okay?

You have the time of your life that your daughter's wedding is made of honour in the next few weeks. Fantastic, thank you. That's so. $500 cash all yours. Good source, aren't they? And if you want to wind up someone in the lead up to your wedding, just fire us to text 3343, and we'll see if we can get you on for the show tomorrow. Jim Beam Homegrown, second announced. What?

We've got it for you out. There are more people joining. I haven't over the email. The email just came through and it says embargo. I haven't looked at it yet. I'm waiting until we announce it live on air. More amazing Kiwi talent. Added to an already stacked line-up and your chance to go for free coming up in three minutes.

It's going to be my question. Do we have a ticket? Always. We've always got the tickets, Dan. Of course. 0800 the edge. If you want to go for free, March 14th, Paudland's over in the Tron. as you could be going next.

One, two, three, uh. Yeah, it does. Just gone half fake. Good morning. Jim Beam Homegrown has just added even more amazing Kiwi talent to an already stacked 2026. Who?

Who would they added? But the love of God, Clinton. Joining the lineup, of course, is... LAB. Higher. Higher. It wouldn't be a Jimbeam Homegrown without that boys. If they didn't rock off, I'd be like,

what's going on here? Back to fly, we'll be taking the stage. as well Oh, how good. Through Patrol have been announced in the latest lineup David Dallas

a whole bunch of others as well we're going to be joining already coterie, Corrella, Sons of Zion, Lady 6, Kings and of course 660 Is this the best homegrown line up ever?

I just don't think there's anyone that's being missed. Stan Walker will come out with one of the boys to do a performance, obviously. Oh, my God. Yeah, you can grab your tickets before us too late, the edge.rover.com for all the details. March 14th.

It's got a new home at Claudeland's Oval in Hamilton and going for free this morning. Dylan, you're heading to HomeGrove, my friend. Amazing, thank you guys. You're very welcome, I love. Who are you going to take with you? One of your mates, girlfriend, boyfriend, mom? Fiancee.

Come on, get it. When are you guys getting married? Hopefully at the end of the year Hopefully, that's very close So if you don't know now Oh no, no, it's the following year That makes more sense You could do it at homegrown

Oh, that's an idea And then you could say the LAB play to your wedding Exactly Oh, that'd be awesome Imagine that if you just had a maves a celebrant And just before they took to the stage You did it all then You're like, Joe, take it away

Here's the thing, here's the deal Clint's a celebrant, he's ordained will get him to go to Homegrown. He'll marry you while LAB's playing. Dunskies. Ash, you can be the flower girl. Thank you so much. I'll be the emcee.

And you just wrote it by a fiancé, I'm sure she'll be sweet with it. Oh yes, I'm sure. Good on your deal. Have a good day, brother. Enjoy Jim Beam, Homegrown, chuck in your diary now. March 14th, you will be there. Next on the show, the thing that causes the most arguments on this show, the A-lister list. You're already annoyed it, Dan.

We haven't even started. That we haven't even talked to me You'll just annoyed at other things. This is Dan. This is Dan off here, not even on here during the segment he gets so rocked up. Mascot of a fucking burger

that's more famous than B. Ronald McDonald. You guys are f***ed. If you don't think that Ronald McDonald is not a fucking Lister. I feel like we shouldn't have played that. You're embarrassed now to hear that back. Not really.

I'd be embarrassed to be you. That's our passion that we get. He thought Ronald McDonald's been a lister, by the way. That made me sound borderline abusive. Yeah. Yes, you are. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Strap yourselves in, people.

It ain't that easy, is that to decide who deserves to be on the A-list and who doesn't? And I don't think I love the energy today for all the fighting that I know we're about to do, because I haven't had breakfast yet. No, that's your fault. I know. Next time I need to carve up before we do this. Okay, so I've written the A-Lister list this week, and I've chosen kind of the heavy hitters of the early 2000s rom-coms.

Now, this is where we debate whether they're on the A list in terms of fame, the B list, or sometimes. I don't put maybe one or two on the C list. Okay, it's interesting you said in terms of fame. So as if they're famous, not if they're relevant. Because a lot of times you say, what's the last thing they've done? You just said based on fame. Yeah.

And if they are famous. Yeah, but not if they're relevant and have done anything in the last 10 years. Guys, we haven't even said the three names yet and you're already fighting. Sorry. You can argue all you want, mate, but your credibility is shot when you put David Schwimmer on the A-list You wanted to put Ronald McDonald on the A-list Who was a made-up character

At a fast food And you put M&M on a B about a month ago I fall on my sword with Ronald Okay, he's not a real guy It was a mistake I lost sight of the truth And you jumped F-bombs at us Okay

All right first up Star of Notting Hill Pretty Woman Julia Roberts She's an A-lister She is the epitome of a movie star He doesn't get more A-List Her smile lights up a room.

Yeah, it really does. Julie Roberts, easy, A. Okay, well, on that same, you know, one of the most famous movies she's done, she starred alongside the UK's own, Hugh Grant. Now, here's the thing with Hugh. Yep. Love him.

In fact, he's probably one of my favourite actors. Me too. He's on my A list, but I think internationally, Hugh would be a B. What? You're cooked, mate. I am going to agree with Dan on this. I love him more than life.

He's on Ash and Dan. A list because we love Notting Hill with four wangs in a funeral. I love it all. He's one of my favorite actors. Richard Jones, I think he's a B. He's a Buster. No, you say Hugh Grant. You know the name, you know the face. He's been working for so long. He transcends generations. What about NEPIA?

Neby's younger than us. Neepia, Hugh Grant. He knows who he is. I know Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant's a B. Yeah. And the thing is Oh my God, I can't believe I'm having to fight for Hugh Grant and you guys are bigger fans of him than I am. He is the thing. You've got such a warped idea.

of what an A-lister is and the fact that you put people like Hugh Grant on the A-list dumbs people down like your Beyonce's your Brad Pitt's. You think people would be more excited seeing Beyonce in the office

than if Hugh Grant was here. Are you on drugs? I mean I personally would prefer Hugh Grant but on mass. I would rather Hugh Grant on mass. Okay so you've just proved my point. Two out of the three people in this room would rather see Hugh Grant than Beyonce.

No, because we have very niche, very specific interest, which is early 2000s rom-com starring Hugh Grant. You know what I mean? People are already arguing on the text machine. A-Grant A all day. Gentlemen, Wonka? Oh, yeah, I do love those gentlemen. Yeah, but it's not a playlist.

A lot of extraordinary gentlemen. Who's next? Some of the most famous movies of all time, he stars it. Next is B-Lister, Cameron Diaz. Yep. No! You know what? I think she's on the B-list and she's lucky to be there. She's lucky to be there.

It's very rare that we agree. So what are you thinking? You do just love the mask, though, because she was just love the mask, though, because she was sexual awakening this isn't the sexual awakening list it's the A list if I say

Cameron Diaz everyone goes oh yeah Cameron Diaz you don't go who so what film was

who's that Cameron Diaz no one says who's that when you say Cameron Diaz she would have been on the A list

when there's something about Mary great and once you're on the A list they don't you can come off the A list they don't

go and get crowbars and rip up Hollywood Stars of Fame or whatever they call them they don't rip them up once you are a star of fame

That is a really good argument. I've got to give it to you, but the walks of fame. She was famous back in the day. Yeah. Now what she's doing is. Like, once you've done enough to earn the star, you've done enough. You don't have to keep doing stuff until you're 90s. But it wasn't strong enough for a lasting legacy.

No. She did a cup. She was, you know what, and I hate to say it. Oh, don't say it. She was the girl next door in a lot of movies. She was never the leading girl. No, I have to disagree with you on that because of there's something about Mary. Her name is literally in the title of the film.

Yeah. I don't know. She's only famous because she got there. stuff in her hair. And my best friend's wedding. A great face friend. While we're talking about Cameron Dears, married to one of the Madam Brothers.

And I think he gives her a bit of relevance to the baby. Good Charler. Good, oh God. Good Charler. If you're a big fan, we've got a double pass to give away to their gig after 9 o'clock. But for now, we will be discussing

whether she is an A-lister or a B-list. And Hugh Grant. He's up with the Vegas. Julie Roberts, we agree. A-list, A-L-day. Hugh Grant, we're saying B even though we love him Clinton's saying A

and Cameron Diaz again we're saying B Clint is saying A I think she's even a C No Dan your choices are off says Jane Well Jane You're welcome to your opinion But you're wrong bad A-BC

A-List the list We try to agree on which deliveries deserve to be then which ones don't Julia Roberts is on No debating that We are debating though Hugh Grant And Cameron Diaz is A-List

And it'd be no surprise to you that Clint's put them all in an A. He may as well just had it. Imagine if he was a teacher or a university lecturer. Everyone's passing. Everyone gets like certificates of participation with a gold star on them. No, Dan's all the thing is like, oh, they're not relevant. I'm like, what about Barack Obama? He's an A-Lissa.

Guess what? He hasn't run America for a long time. Yeah, but his influence is so lasting. People are still talking about it. No one's talking about Cameron Diaz every day. What are you talking about? She did a movie with Jamie Fox on, like, Netflix, like just this year. Just because you've got the hots for.

I don't know that that movie existed. I don't know what it's called. No one's talking about. Exactly, Ash. Thank you. You're speaking my language. But we are debating. Cameron Diaz and Hugh Grant.

Do you know what it doesn't matter? Because like Caitlin said, and we can bring her on. The library of work that Cameron Diaz has done gives her A-list status for life. Okay. If that were true, all those Netflix actors who had done 42 Hallmark films would be your A-listist. Morning, Caitlin. You aren't happy that Cameron Diaz is on the B-List. and not the A?

No, because she's done so many movies. I mean, Charlie's Angels, her biggest one. I would disagree. Charlie's Angels, I can't even remember that movie. Oh, Dad. And here's the thing. If you're using that as the example, then Lucy Lou and Drew Barrymore

need to be on the A list as well, who are also in Charlie's Angels. They also weren't in something about Mary, the mask, any given Sunday. I think Drew Barrymore is more A-list than Cameron Diaz, 100%. The holiday, what happened? in Vegas, like night and day. Oh, I do love the holiday.

There's so many. But, hey, but, Caitlin, please understand that the B list is, I think this is where we go wrong every week. The B list is not a bad list to be on. It's just not the upper echelon to fame, and she's just not there. Is she on the same level as Tom Cruise,

is the question we have to ask? No, she's not. I don't think she is. No, right. But Caitlin, it's your show. As a listener of the Edge Fano, we have to respect that that's her vote. Okay, and if that's true,

Well, then if it's her show, then Dan, what are we giving, are we giving... Let's take one more call to decide. Okay, morning, Jamie. Oh, good morning. How are we? You're disagreeing and agreeing at the same time. We put you granted a B.

What are you putting them at? I'm putting A to B as well. Thank you. Someone's speaking a bit of sense. I like you, Jamie. And then finally, where's Cameron going to be? Because you're the deciding vote here. So far, it's two votes for A and two votes for B.

She's an A in my daughter I'm hung up on her The people show Caitlin said A Jamie said A And Dan's thought Nah We love you Jamie

Sorry he hung up on you No she's still there I just put her on hold I tell you what I'm still here I'm still here I tell you what This normally happens

When we have to find a middle ground I'm happy to Put Hugh Grant At a B If Cameron gets to take An A Okay she can go up there She sullies the rest of them

But I tell you what, she's adding her B-list filth to the A-list. She's finkin up the joint. She's cropped us up there. It was like, Cameron, what's she doing? Is she serving drinks? Or is she actually? Tom Cruise and Beyonce are like, I'll say, how? Oh, it sounds like a B-lister.

I named my daughter after Cameron Diaz. Yeah. Oh, that's embarrassing. You named your daughter after a cropped-dusting B-lister. I also named my son after Ty Pennington. host of extreme maker of our home edition. Move that bus. Move that bus guy. And it's a story for another day.

Anyway. Oh, wow, we came to a middle ground there. Yeah, okay. All Cameron's up there. Put Cameron on alongside Julia Roberts. They might catch an Uber together. And unfortunately, Hugh Grant missed the RSP invite. Yeah, but that's fine. I'm happy with that. We're okay.

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