The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW no... not tuna Meg...
Episode Date: December 11, 2025This podcast was blatantly written by AI... Ever wondered what it feels like to eavesdrop on a radio show's morning antics? Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they navigate through engaging conversations, fu...nny moments, and exciting giveaways. From discussing their Christmas plans, playing the Edge's one KZ Money practice, and the 5K Secret Santa contest, to hilarious offbeat segments like misheard song lyrics and recording a Christmas song, this episode is packed with laughs and surprises. Plus, join the fun interactions with listeners and get behind-the-scenes glimpses of a radio show's holiday spirit. 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast02:14 Listener Interaction and Giveaways07:14 First Caller of the Day: Kristy10:54 Taylor Swift's Top Songs and Career15:46 Backstreet Boys' Conversation Mix23:19 Christmas Song Challenge29:07 Discussing Songwriting Strength32:55 Producer Diary and Week Recap34:14 12 Days of Christmas Replays52:55 Secret Santa Contest58:34 Wrapping Up and Farewell
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Clint Meg and Dan with Ash London.
The Hedge Brecky.
It's harder in Auckland.
Bang on six o'clock.
Nah, no, Ash, we've got Meg back.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's her last day.
Yeah, it's her last day today.
It's my last day again.
Lazy.
Lazy.
He comes back for two days, goes back on Matt leave.
Lazy.
Or, you know, really nice that I'm here on my mat leave
could just leave you two boys alone and you can just fiddle with each other on you.
Hey, now there's an idea for a radio show.
That's not what we do when we're left alone.
Even though Dan King's trying to say we're the backdoor boys.
MediaWorks is pestering us for a podcast.
We're straight guys, but, you know, we still enjoy stuff that people, you know, then start thinking,
maybe not.
Oh, there you go, this is a description.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Dan comes in, he goes, oh, I like you here?
And I go, oh, because I've bleached in, he goes, but gay?
And I said, thanks, that's what I was going for.
That's good, that's the look, is that?
Yeah, it's just straight guys that are completely, like, in touch and with their sexuality and having a laugh.
And that vest you're wearing, did that come with sleeves that they've been cut off or is that the sleeve last when you bought it?
You know this was a shirt yesterday.
I can tell because I can still see a little bit of the sleeve that's still not been cut off.
Anyway, we're going to why.
you today and I was like if the weather's going to be anything like it's been a week I'm not
wearing a dress shirt okay yeah I'm so excited actually I'm what no I'm I'm like nervy excited I've been
I've got sweaty palms I'm so nervous to be away from my baby sweaty knees
the week a week yeah and yeah I'm really scared to be away from Miller but I'm also really
excited to like have some friend time yeah oh who cares about Miller forget about her for the day
Guys, got her, your husband?
She can fend for herself.
Not quite, not at all.
It's, yeah, I'm going to give it a good go, but it is interesting.
It's my first time.
Well, thank you for listen to us nice and early this morning.
One week to go, if we don't count today for most, unless you're working right up and then through.
You're just one of the ones that keeps the country going, appreciate it.
Good on you. If you want to get into the zone, a bit of a vibe, we've got a request next.
Why don't you just call up?
Yeah, give us a, flick us a message, let us know what you would like.
Also, we've got $1,000 to give away at 7 and 8 with easy money,
and we've got 5 grand to give away after 830
with our 5K secret centre.
It's all go.
It's going to be a bloody fun show.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Would it be very self-indulgent of me
if I read out a very brief description of my kids' school reports
for the end of the year?
No, let us hear it.
I want to talk about my new period cup,
so that's much more interesting.
Oh, it's up to Dan there.
You and I, Meg, are going to talk about the same thing?
That would be a first.
Which one do you use, Dan?
I use the...
You just do your stuff, but then.
Okay, yeah, right, okay.
So my daughter, Cameron, is 10,
so she's got one more year of primary school next year.
And she's got the same teacher that she got this year for next year.
Oh, nice.
She's... Love that.
And I think her teacher must love her based on her report.
Do you still just get them in a piece of paper,
or are they now email?
Online. Oh, God, everything is not the same.
It's not the same.
It's so different.
Yeah, rather than taking your report home.
Yeah.
And they do all that.
what needs attention and what you're excelling at
and all the rest of her.
I used to throw mine out if I got a bad one
and just put it in the bin and mum would be like, where's your report?
I'm going to be like, oh, I didn't come on.
Yeah, they just didn't do them this year.
My teacher's lazy.
This was like a general, like, just recap at the end.
Cameron is a unique and bright student
who helps to light up our classroom.
She has been working hard this year
and can be seen in her improvement across the curriculum.
She's able to work well with others,
shows kindness, especially to those that are younger than her.
It is wonderful to watch her step into that
position of a role model in the wider school.
I look forward to watching her progress
in her final year and I've thoroughly enjoyed
Cameron's sense of humour and I look forward
to having in my class again next year.
Gosh, you must just, I can't even imagine
it, Clint, because you are a few steps ahead of me
and Dan. Did you cry when you read that for the
first time? Surely?
You're going to cry now? You didn't, did you?
Yeah, cry now. I was like, inside
I was pretty true. You did it cry at all? I didn't cry
no. God, what soulless
heartless, cold man? I didn't have this music playing when I read it.
It's got this beautiful.
It was to silence.
The music's playing now
and you're still not crying.
Oh, yeah, but I've already read it.
So, sick of time.
Wow, that's really amazing.
Yeah, it was cool.
And also they got cards
where the people wrote in their cards
like from their classroom.
Oh, yeah.
And it was really nice hearing
what other kids think of your kid as well.
Like some of them like,
good luck next year.
But then some of them are also like writing really lovely things
and like you've made school more fun.
Oh, that's cool.
So it's like a school report from your peers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
Oh, I think I got one of those ones
But it said you'll end up in the gutter
So
Jesus, that sounds like what
Didn't you win best cleavage at school?
Yeah
It's a different time
That was written on her school report
Yeah
I don't know who got in the camps
But anyway
I don't think they'd do that anymore
What about Ty?
Ty says Ty has grown
He's my eight-year-old son
He's grown remarkably in confidence this year
And is now sharing
His work more openly with the class
He understands that mistakes are part of learning
and he uses them to make progress.
A bit of a spin on a positive note there.
He uses his mistakes.
Yeah, exactly.
He consistently upholds the school values of respect and resilience,
being sensitive and responsive to others.
He is quite a sensitive soul, little ties, a little quieter.
Says he works really well with others, enjoys PE.
He's an excellent...
You're rattling through this one compared to Cannes.
He just plays excellent sportsmanship.
I think his teacher wrote a little more.
Oh, this is when I was like, oh, he doesn't take after dad.
He shows excellent sportsmanship, even in competitive games.
Oh, no, that's about that.
Jamie's trait.
Sometimes I feel I can get a little too competitive.
After the game, I'll be shaking hands.
I've never seen you lose well.
Oh.
Because I don't really lose it?
No.
Yeah, that's the thing big.
I was just trying to think of a time he's lost and I can't.
That's beautiful, Clint.
Thanks, guys.
Is it too PC now to go like he?
if he applied himself more, he'd be much more successful in class.
That's what I used to always get.
True, me as well, but I was wondering,
do they not do that in primary?
Is it too mean now?
They only start doing that intermediate or something.
I got away with the fairies every report, every single one.
I'm pretty sure it's still undiagnosed ADHD.
And did they do reports in high school?
Nah.
Yes.
Oh, gosh.
I've got all of my reports from right very first day to the end.
Uh-huh.
And then your mum goes, you know, she'll message you,
like when you're in your 30s and go,
What do you want with this box of stuff?
And you're like, I want to keep it at your house.
I don't want to throw it away, but I don't want it.
It's such a thing.
I don't want to throw it away.
Yeah.
Oh, that was lovely, Clint.
A little bit self-indulgent.
Yeah, yeah.
Shit, it's a morning.
Until George gets like a kindergarten report.
Does he get one in candy?
Epsie, he doesn't even go to candy.
I'm going to start paying more attention of what goes on here.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Right, who's it going to be?
First call of the day.
First call.
They set the tone for the morning.
There's a lot of pressure.
Don't freak out.
And the person is Christy.
Always kidding, Christy.
Morning.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't get a warning that I was going on here
and I'm all passed from running.
My warning.
Wouldn't the warning of being when you started calling us?
Well, but normally it goes to the producer.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And he warns you.
Oh, yeah, but Carl, he had a bit of a rough night.
with some personal stuff so yeah now we're just we're just taking calls we're
from the hip this morning straight through so you're mid run okay cool you're mid run
christie i am in heckley park well no i'm i'm i live in christchurch but i'm in nelson
working oh bloody love nelson did you win 16 it's beautiful did you win 16 million
no not quite yeah because the ticket the winning ticket 16 million was sold in nelson i think
at the fresh choice.
I told you, she should have just called a lot of her family
because she's from Nelson.
Yes, who does a show after us.
She should just like ring around
and just make sure her aunties are good
and her neighbours are doing well
and wish you never know.
Good on you, Christa.
So you're on work trip.
You're going for a run.
That is very, very good at you.
Yeah.
Is it just because, you know,
you've started this month because, you know,
summer and stuff?
Or have you been grinding away
in the cold winter mornings?
You just fit.
Yeah, I grime usually at the gym
every morning at 5.
and I think I'll always be first quarter of the day for you guys,
but I'm afraid you're going to, like,
make me do something stupid or yell at something stupid of the day.
Oh, we never do that.
What we want you to do now is go into the middle of the road and do a little dance.
Yes, okay?
Start doing jumping jacks until someone bings their horn are you.
You know, ten years ago, that's exactly what we would have done.
I rule, there's not a car in sight, there's a couple of cars.
Oh, you're going to be out there doing jumping jacks for a while then?
We'll just keep coming back.
back to you throughout the morning.
Do you want your $20 voucher?
No, you're all good.
Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?
Well, I'm getting married on the 29.
So it's a big week.
Have you got a celebrate?
Because Clint can do that sort of stuff?
I do.
I've got a really good celebration.
Sorry?
Oh, what do they do?
She's actually my friend.
That's why I became, well, not supposed to.
to say that. I became a cellarroom because
I wanted to give back to the community but also
coincidentally Meg and her husband
were wanting to get married and so they were the first
wedding that I did. Yeah, it was amazing
it was very good. Chrissy, how long have you been with your partner?
Three and a half years?
Oh, lovely. That's good. That's a good
amount of time to kind of. I mean I think once
three and a half years there's not too many secrets
I'd imagine after that. I think it was similar to
Hannah and I think it was like nearly four years and we got
married. I had to wait six.
Oh my gosh. And have you been saving yourself
to all marriage too, Christy? It's going to be quite
the week for you, isn't it?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
I ended up.
I adopted children and didn't have them.
Yeah, good.
That's the story.
And we're sticking with it.
Christy, good luck for your wedding and for Christmas
and exciting times ahead.
And, of course, this $20 voucher.
Yeah.
Nuts, girl.
Amazing, thank you.
That's your wedding guest from us.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oops.
Just broke the footstool med gave me.
Jesus, it is loose this.
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The scandal, haven't we?
Yeah, scandal coming up next.
Taylor Swift is naming her top five songs.
Wow, her top five, this is actually interesting.
Oh, don't say it like it's not normally.
Well, Meg scandal's actually interesting.
Yeah, for once.
It's just like, okay, I'll look forward.
I'll stick around.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Let's go.
Scandal with Meg.
Scandal is all thanks to Ireland direct.
So the friendly seas to Waikiki
with the world's best ferry service.
I'm excited to go on that today.
We should give that, yeah, we should give that a go
today after lunch.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
We'll come back and you guys on Monday
when you come back to work, you can give some, you know...
Fresh daily bread pastries, coffee.
Daily bread's so good.
And then on the way back maybe we'll smash a couple of tins.
What does that mean?
The alcoholic kind.
No, yeah, no.
Tuna in the arbor.
Tins are tuna.
Meg's like, I heard you do tins of tins of tins.
Oh, just a bit peckish on the way home.
They're like, we do cans of money.
Meg, we're at the winery.
Meg's like, no, I've got to save some space with some potatoes.
We're doing some tins later.
Doing some tins.
Okay, Taylor Swift was asked on the Stephen Cobeyer show about her top five songs.
I think number one is all too well the 10-minute version.
I'm really obsessed with the life of a showgirl right now
the whole album so I'm like
I can't really do any of the others
except I will say
somewhere in this list I think is going to be a song
called Mirabal
from the folklore album
It's like you know
It came on the other day
A friend sent it to me and she was
She was, like, talking about it, and I put it on, I was just like,
hmm, you know, and then you asked me this question,
so I said it.
But can we, like, we could do an update at some point if I,
if I have some time to, like, look back and be like,
no, this is the top five we can do.
You've got all the time you need between now and me.
Yeah, in a way, like, I was frustrated that I was like,
come on, just give us the top five.
It felt really...
She knows.
Because she thinks so she honestly has hundreds and hundreds of songs.
And I thought, if you were going to officially release them, I don't know.
But if you were going to do a concert, then you've got to put together a set list.
So you'd obviously put together.
There'd be songs that you do because you know you have to because people love them,
they're not a classic.
And then there'd be those self-indulgent ones that you do because you love them
and you want to perform them.
That's true.
I saw a fact the other day that blew my mind, actually.
She, in terms of career timeline and output,
she is the most prolific female artist ever
in terms of how many songs she's done
and how long her career has lasted.
I saw there was like a billboard thing as well,
top 100 and she had like something like the top 10
and she had like 10 of the spots or whatever, right, with a new album.
And then they said it's the third time an artist has done it
and the only previous two times, Taylor also did it.
So she's the only person in the world who's done it.
It's interesting that your boys bring up those points
because she was also asked in this interview
spoken about how people are like,
she said there are corners of the internet
where people are like, just give other people space and room.
Like don't release so many things
so that other people have a chance to get those number ones.
And she said, I don't want to.
It's not school athletics where you're on a handicap.
You know, and they start you for the backs of everyone wins.
I don't want to have to go away so everyone else can get their chance at the number one.
She's like, I'm just writing music.
I'm not doing it maliciously.
True.
Just like writing songs and then releasing them.
not thinking I should really let somebody else have a go.
It's not my, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a good honest answer as well.
Yeah, it was.
It was, and it was almost a bit not, people will say it's arrogant and cocky, but I found it is
quite confident.
Slow your life down so everyone can catch up.
You're like, no man, I get one life and I'm going to live it.
I thought you'd like that, Klan.
And she's also released in a documentary.
The first two episodes are coming out tomorrow so you can watch her over the weekend.
There's just magic in the air.
There's so many moments.
of individual eye contact
throughout the course of the show.
It's kind of wonderful.
This show created a bonding experience
with 70,000 people all at once.
And I don't know how that happened.
Yeah.
Perfect timing.
Did you love it, Dan?
Oh, it looks incredible.
Dad, we could look back and reminisce.
My 10-year-old daughter was like,
I'm not a Swifty, I'm not a Swifty.
And then just since the last album came out,
she is obsessed.
Teller gets thrashed in her house.
I don't know where it came from, just out of nowhere.
So it's perfect timing.
And love or a hater, that era's tour, brought concerts back after COVID.
You know, like it actually brought these arena tours back.
Yeah.
And it raised you right, raise the bar.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Focusing on a song that I think the Backstree Boys will regret probably more than any other.
Oh, I do know this song.
One of their best, this song.
It's a great song, but they did a conversation mix.
If you actually bought the album, you could listen to.
the one where they break it down and then they go, yo, my name is Nick and I like a girl
and then they would describe their type on paper.
Only Clint would know these facts.
I love this.
I'm trying to think who I hope I would have hooked up with.
Okay, so based on the type of girl that they're into Meg, which Backstreet boy would you be with?
Okay, ooh.
That's a fun gait.
Howie and AJ sort of go back and forward in a bit of an argument over the type of girl.
I think AJ's been a bit mean to Howie and this.
and this is how we do it.
I like the type of girl
that one day she'll become my wife.
We'll get married and she'll make me
breakfast. She'll make me lunch.
And my dinner. I want bacon and eggs,
pancakes, orange juice, mashed potatoes, turkey,
guacamole. Yo, yo, yo. Howie?
Howie. Howie?
Yo, my name is A.J.
I like the type of girl that let me do everything
for her. Let me make you breakfast.
Let me make you lunch.
Let me make you dinner, baby.
But after that, we'll just make it happen.
You see, Howie, that's how you got to do it, man.
Howie.
Howie?
Yo, yo, Gene.
Yo, why do you got to diss me like that for?
Just me like that, fool.
What's that one?
So AJ makes Howie as B, and then they leave it in the cut.
Isn't Howie gay now?
Maybe, I'm not sure.
So Howie wants me to make everything for him.
Yeah.
But AJ wants to make everything for me, but then expects me to put out, basically.
Well, he didn't say that.
That might be implied.
I don't know.
out implied.
Okay.
But there's three more backshy, boys.
Okay, we'll go for more.
Don't make a choice.
Yeah, no, I can't.
All right.
Okay, Brian.
Hi, my name is Brian, but you can call me Be Rock.
Because I'll be rocking your house.
No, I'm just playing.
But on the real tip, I like a serious girl.
Somebody who's going to be smart.
A girl who even likes to even go to school.
Yo, Brian, stop lying.
No, come on.
Nick, for real.
I like a girl who's got a good head on the show.
Not for you, Meg.
Come on.
Excuse me?
Oh, what?
Well, Meg was taking notes.
She's got a little notebook and she was taking notes there.
I did Howie, Tick, Tick, because I am smart.
Four plus seven is...
That was Brian.
Oh, was it?
Okay, two more.
This is Nick.
Oh, my name is Nick.
And I like the type of girl that loves to go fancy.
The type of girl that likes to move her body.
The type of girl that likes to shake what her mama gave with.
The type of girl that let me hold her hand and then kiss her.
The type that let me take her to the movie.
And then kiss her.
The type to let me hold her so tight
And then kiss her
No
And kiss her
And kiss her
No
Absolutely not
Nick is at the bottom of the list
Here's a question
Oh my God
Was the icka thing
When this song came out
There's no way
It's icky Nicky
It's disgusting
It's like turning your head
The whole time
Like oh what's over there
And turning your head in a bad way
Your head has not been turned by Nick
No
Okay, you've got one guy left.
It's Kevin.
He's the older guy who was in the band,
left and then came back.
He is my faith.
Okay, let's see if you're the type of girl he wants.
My name is Kim,
and I like the type of girl who can love me from me,
the type of girl who I can hold in my arms
and give her all that I have to give.
And if you're that type of girl,
then you're getting all of my love.
That's right, baby.
What do you think of him?
What do you think of Kevin?
Bloody how?
Where's in sync?
Oh, bloody how.
I mean, that is...
Kevin sounded like a man.
Oh, he's the oldest.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go with Kevin.
Oh, we're locking Kevin in.
Yeah, I'm locking Kevin in.
Yeah, I don't want icky-nicky.
I don't want to be making food the whole time.
I don't want to be...
Howie literally probably showed up to the recording session
and it wasn't a where that they were doing that
and they think he freestiled.
He didn't, like, pre-thought of it.
My question is, how long is that song?
Because they still have to also sing the song.
It must be like nine minutes.
Clint Megan Dan.
StinkyB.
The Edge.
One K-E-Z.
Money.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play anytime online.
Bang on, 7 o'clock.
You're last.
Sorry.
Second last Friday before Christmas.
We're just talking about because we've got our Christmas party today.
and there's a bit of time between when we finish the radio show
to when we go on the trip.
Yeah, and Dan said, let's go get some food.
No, he goes, what are we going to do after work between that
and going to the Christmas party?
And Clint goes, we can just go and watch Dan shoot some hoops,
that's always funny.
We're just straight on here.
All right, mate.
I thought I was actually quite good.
Honestly, Dad air balls more than even.
It's the room.
It's hilarious.
Shipping some B-balls outside of the school.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all right, let's see if we can win.
Sorry, we're loose this morning.
We are loose.
I imagine, maybe even at your workplace,
It's one of two ways.
Either it's super loose.
It was just cruising
or you're at one of those
workplace where everyone's working
twice as hard
because you're trying to get
two weeks worth of work done
in one before you shut down.
The thing is, Clint,
Meg and I are usually quite loose.
It's your job to keep us in line.
So the reason we are loose
is because you're not keeping us in line.
Yeah, well, just some...
Right, well, I'll make sure you both behave.
Except you, Meg, you can be as naughty as you once.
Oh, thank you, shame, Dad.
Okay, Ella, we want you to want a thousand bucks this morning
and we hope you can give us 10 correct darns,
Starting with the letter me gives you in 30 seconds.
Morning, babe.
Good morning.
All right, Ella, I have just fixed my hair for the cameras in case you win this
and it gets made into a video.
So let's do this girl.
Okay, I hear you're quite good at playing online.
Oh, okay, kind of.
No.
Yeah.
All right, well, you can pass.
If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers.
Best to like, babe.
Good luck, Ella.
Your letter is K.
Okay.
H-H-J-K.
Here we're.
Okay.
A girl's name.
Catherine.
A fast food item.
KFC.
A music instrument.
Pass.
A way to show affection.
Kiss.
A way to show affection.
Kiss.
Something that swims.
Pass.
A leader.
Kim Jong Run.
A plant.
Um...
Come court.
A city.
Does cum quots start with a C?
No, I think it does start with the K, doesn't it?
You'll think you have a different one, couldn't you?
I don't know how well they'll sell.
Be it not as Clint's a thing.
Okay.
Your mics are off.
Both of your mics are off.
Sorry, Ella, thank you so much for playing, babe.
Thank you.
All right.
Back again at 8 o'clock this morning, your chance to play for a grand in the hand.
Why would it be with a C?
Yeah, I'm just looking at plant barn.
Oh, and look at that.
I'm quite.
If I spell it with the C, it is blocked.
Okay, stop it.
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Clint, Meg and Dan.
Meg, where you were supposed to play before 7 o'clock, your Christmas song.
We ran out of time.
We could do it now.
Do you want to do it now?
Yeah, the one that won last year against you, too.
Yeah.
That one.
We all put together a Christmas song.
The only rules were that you had to have someone.
feature on it.
And also we pulled a couple of random phrases from a hat
that had nothing to do with Christmas
you had to sort of weave into the song.
I had the worst ones.
I had the word Uranus and raccoon hands.
Yeah, that's right.
And it won, even though Meg didn't sing on it at all.
Hey, I'm in the backing vocals, I promise you that.
God, it's very quiet if you are.
Very low.
I think producer Nipia and Cassie Anderson,
most of the heavy lifting.
You might have seen her on the final with The Voice, Australia.
I think all the lifting they did.
Meg was sort of just standing going,
Yeah, you're doing well-dive.
Go, and you've got two more in, yeah, two more, eight, nine and ten.
Pivot, good job.
Pivot, pivot.
All right, take a listen as we dust off the best song of 2024
and look forward to the brand-new original Christmas song next week.
In the warm thing, you know, the warm thing.
the kitchen. I see your soft face. Your laughter fills the ruin. Holiness replaced. Once Christmas felt
empty, just another only night. But you've opened up my heart now. Everything's bright.
I used to watch the world with a distant eyes glazed, but you smiled.
has awoken me
and part of the haze
you find joy in little things
like a star on the tree
you show me what it means
to truly believe
small and in mind your face
shining in the tree lights
Christmas is perfect
through your eyes tonight
I love how you dance with your smile beaming and bright.
Christmas is endless in your eyes, your eyes to night.
Christmas through your eyes, tiny and so small like a raccoon, we love you from here to the moon.
No, from here to your rain is.
It's like our first Christmas.
Christmas again and again and again and again and again small and in mind your face shine in the tree lights Christmas is perfect through your eyes tonight I love how you dance with your small being bright Christmas is endless in your eyes
Your eyes tonight
Small hand in mind
Your face shining the tree lights
Christmas is perfect
Through your eyes
Darling tonight
May kiss you mommy
Oh
You forgot that part didn't you
My darling girl
Anyone to tune in halfway through
and didn't know why Meg was talking about
I love you from here to Uranus.
Those were the two words,
Uranus and raccoon hands
that she pulled out of the hat
and had to incorporate
into her Christmas song.
Actually, do you know what's funny?
I don't know if Daisy might be listening
this morning.
They normally listen in the morning
so she just would have heard herself
on the radio for the first time.
Yeah.
Coyote.
Well, there's a whole new song this year
coming through.
Yes, that's right.
And we're going to release it next week.
Meg features, Clint features.
Hopefully we're going to have
maybe Cassie Henderson again on the song.
Yeah, no, I think she's too famous now.
Oh, right.
Yeah, she did the voice of
Australia and she's not returning our calls anymore.
Well, Mitch James is on.
To be fair, she did enough last year, I suppose.
Yeah, we'll get Mitch on though.
He said he'd do it, but I'm still waiting to get his vocal.
So maybe we harass him in about 20 minutes, give him a call.
Guys, it's going to end up just us three.
Yeah, that's all the most bad time.
And to be fair, when you said us three, me and Dan.
Yeah.
And you in the background.
Yeah.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Mill Smith and Stay.
More artists could take a leaf out of his book, if I'm honest.
A lot of these sad breakup songs.
No, man.
Give us some Moll Smith, like some upbeat.
enough to get us excited.
He's a good upbeat guy.
Is that a breakup song?
I just didn't listen to lyrics.
I don't know.
I mean, it sounds fun,
but I'm not a real lyric guy.
It's kind of like that choir song
that Guy Sebastian did.
And he actually wrote for his mate that passed away.
Did he?
Well, I've been listening to that song for many years
going, oh, this is a cool one, it's about a choir.
But yeah, it's about his friend being in heaven
and now he's singing with the choir.
Oh, wow.
I love that song.
Crazy.
And then when you know that fact about it,
it's even better when you listen to it.
Yeah.
A little depressing.
Because he was talking about how he as a mate
wouldn't have wanted like a sad song
because that wasn't his vibe.
Yeah, I'll cue it up for you.
This is the song here.
When I passed away, I do want a sad song, by the way.
Listen to the lyrics.
Oh, yeah, I'll go back a little bit.
Hold on.
Tonight you sing the way we're the choir.
We all ready with you.
Yeah, we fill up all our days with.
Working and grinding just to make ends me.
Too busy to call
We'll catch up next week
And then it gets to next week
And you say maybe next week
That's funny
That's what we were talking about
Yeah
Of fear about saying how you guys
Didn't catch up with me over my mat leg
It's like
When if I died
You did a song
I hear
Oh
I've got to be the crew
You ain't going
That's all up
We're all right with you
Wow
How amazing the strength
To be able to write a song
That is happy
when you're so sad.
I know.
You know,
that must take a lot of strength
because you'd want to write your sad feelings.
Yeah.
Yeah, it sort of hits different, eh?
It does.
Speaking of, Guy,
have we heard back from him team
about jumping on a Christmas song next week?
Did you guys ask him?
Yeah.
Are you friends with him now?
Yeah.
Sort of.
I mean...
Dance and off.
Friends with...
I mean, yeah,
like, I was in real good comms
with his manager about coming on
the Christmas song,
sent the instrumentals,
the demos all the bits and pieces
and then kind of just went cold about two days ago
and, yeah.
Oh, good, mate, we sent them the demo
and then he went cold.
We're going to start calling him Shy Sebastian.
Yeah.
Oh, God, if he's heard that joke, he's definitely not coming on.
Okay, well, someone else who's supposed to be on the song
is Mitch James, who I know is quit music,
but we could probably get him out of retirement for this.
So I've got his number, and I don't know if he's going to be up this early.
He's a musician, but let's see.
I'm sorry, bro.
Yo, yo.
Richie!
Hello.
What's the go?
Well, that's what we were hoping you could tell us, mate.
Have you been in the recording studio and laid down any of your tracks yet?
I'd actually be lying to you, Clint, if I said that I have recorded it yet.
But I have been sent what I need to say, and I have a microphone at home, so I'm waiting.
Actually, no, you are waiting for me.
I apologize for holding you up.
How busy have you been this week?
I was catching up with your husband actually a couple days ago
You know I've been a little bit busy
What else? So you had that
That was probably an hour out of the week
What else?
Have you been playing Fortnite without producer Nipia?
Probably not
No, I may or may not have played Fortnite
At extreme length with NEPIA
Interesting
The truth is guys, I've been putting it off
But you got my word
I'm going to record it today for you, okay?
We've only got one rule, Mitch
and that is if we don't have your vocal by next week
we're going to change the M to a B so fast
fair enough I'm going to get home straight away after this
and record I can't be I can't be called bitch James
he's shaking at his little boots there
I'm Dan Webby on PSN if we want to play a bit of Fortnite as well
could I join in on you and Nipia
you definitely can you definitely can I'm always looking for
easy kill.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we work together
and clips never played Fortnite.
Bye. See Mitch.
I will record it straight away.
No, man.
Love you.
Bye.
See you, bye.
So we'll definitely be getting that today then.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Okay, so we'll be you guys and Mitch.
Yeah, and you're somewhere in the back?
Somewhere, somewhere, hopefully.
No, Meg did record a line and we'll,
maybe we should, we're just waiting for the.
audio producer guy
who records all of our songs and parodies and stuff
he's getting him this morning when he does
he's going to send us your vocal so we can have a listen
to it and he's going to send us what he's done to it
to see if he can... I don't want to say fix
it, make it better. Usually he's pretty
quick with what he does but he's taken
I think 24 hours to fix me and
he's been here all night. I emailed him yesterday
said hey can I come in to try and record
this song and I got an email reply that just
said sure
that was like it
that was it. Clint
And Dan.
Ready to look back at the week that has been?
Yes.
It's going to be a mix.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you've been on, what, three days this week?
Yeah.
Yes?
Yep.
Yeah, and a couple of ash as well.
So let's see what producer NEPIA has decided to pull out of this week is.
Well, it'd be 50-50, Neepia.
Well, it should be 60-40.
And me, we'll be listening.
Atamaria, good morning, and welcome back to another producer diary.
Man, it's only two weeks until Christmas, and we're hanging on by a dingy thread of tinsel, so let's get into it.
We were so stoked to have me back on the show this week, and although she's been away
for the past five months, nothing has changed.
Us versus the playlist, in the playlist
at the moment, is...
Oh man, I used to think that was chips
and it was like my little eating song.
Everybody in the club eating chips.
That makes drink club, eh?
He's like, yeah, damn, I could go some french fries.
That was soon followed by a first caller the day
and we got chatting about a previous caller
on this exact scene.
If we one time had a farmer on and Aege learned out
you don't milk the boy cats.
I do remember seeing that video.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, you could.
You could.
You just get a very different milk.
Yeah, you would.
I don't know if Anker would be hot with that.
Yeah, well, we'd put it wanker.
Oh.
It's going on the producer diary for Friday.
In the lead up to Christmas, we've been doing the 12 days of Christmas replays,
reliving some of the best bits from 2025 on the Edge Breakfast show.
Dan may have summed it up perfectly, though.
You know a radio show is checking out when they start doing the 12 days of Christmas replays,
I pitched the 24 days of Christmas three plays
But apparently that was too much
And we didn't have enough good bits
We got chatting about changing our names this week
What do you think Clint, Dan and Ash
Would change their name to if they got to choose?
I've always wanted to be a Zoe
We'd need something like Kyle
I'm a maverick
Coming up next
You are so much more a goose
Than a maverick
Dan's also in the middle of writing a Christmas song
And he's even been kind enough
To write a part for Clint, Meg, Ash
and a whole bunch of New Zealand celebrities as well.
I tell you what, he's bloody talented when it comes to writing these songs,
but Ash is just a bit more worried about how big her part will be.
Dan's like that, Ghost Rider, and then you're the Ariana Grande
that just puts the vocal down.
Yeah, but I don't want to be Ariana Grande.
You're Ariana Venty.
You already made that joke off air, and I said that could be a fat joke.
It is a fat joke.
And actually, now that I think of that,
Clint was having a bit of a sulk about his part, too.
If you only give me a ho-ho-ho.
No, you get four-hose.
Four-hose.
Do I was Ash going to be there as well?
But seriously, we cannot wait to debut our Christmas song for you next week on the show.
Dan's even come up with a new name for the band.
So if you want to join the Back Door Boys on their big debut single.
Don't send out to Guy Sebastian.
Actually, if Guy Sebastian wants to be in the Backdoor Boys, then I'm in.
But if not if it's just Dan and I.
All righty, and that's all we've got time for this week.
We're off to Whiteheeky in a couple hours, so I'm already on the Terps.
Same time, same place next week for another producer diary.
Thank you, producer Eames.
He is another two, but he's joking, but he has put bears on ice already.
Yeah, yeah.
7.30, I think it was five this morning.
It was like, shall we get these on ice?
I was that, mate.
Yep, they're in the fridge, mate.
He's got his priorities straight.
It's five o'clock somewhere, eh, Neeps, that's your sake?
Yeah, 5 a.m. a couple hours ago, no dramas.
Yeah.
So, funny, my brother and sister-in-law are living with mum and dad at the moment,
and they have been for the last three weeks.
They've got a two-year-old.
And my sister-a-a-asked her, she goes, hey, darling, what do you want to do today?
And she goes, have a gin.
Oh, yeah, there's sponges at that point, aren't they?
There's heavy influence.
They're mirrors.
I always like to say, they're mirrors.
Will you realize what you say a lot?
Mum, you need to stop day drinking if you're two-year-old granddaughter.
This is the saying she wants a gin.
Especially if you're babysitting or looking after the kids.
Yeah, true, true.
Hey, mum, I hope you having a good Friday.
I know you're always listening.
All right, Meg, have we got Meg's vocal?
Can we, like, play that?
Has Grant sent it to us yet, team?
Okay, they're running around trying to see if we can get it.
If we can, then we can see our guys.
It's still working on it.
I have a feeling he's just deleted it.
He's gone, oh, bugger, I lost it.
It's a single line.
Let me have another look and see if I can find.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
We'll debut our original Christmas song as a show next week.
And Meg went into the booth yesterday to lay down a vocal.
She's not here next week, so it was the last chance.
we really had.
And we went down and we
into the booth, Clinton, we were watching.
Yeah, which is, again, do you,
have you sat in the booth and
laughed at everyone that is recorded?
Yes. In fact, no, you're the first
person other than Clint and I that have
been into the booth. We'll make it a thing that we
do that for everyone to keep it fair.
Before we do hear your vocal,
I will remind everyone that
Alicia Keys, one of the greatest vocalists
in the world, said this
about Meg somehow when
you interviewed her one. This is Alicia
Keys and Megan is
the most beautiful, profound
poet and vocalist I've ever
heard so I think you guys
She's gone to her head by the way
Gun to her head. Yes, maybe
that makes sense. Okay so yesterday
after the show Meg was already in the booth
and Dan and I didn't want to miss
the live recording so we quickly
raced in. I got there a little bit later
than Dan. Yeah, she was being recorded by
the production engineer and I was also
recording on my phone. Yeah.
This is how it went. I haven't missed it.
No, she's got stuck.
There she goes.
Oh my God, this is a Christmas gift already.
She's finding her key over here.
I can't find it.
I don't think she ever had the key to be on.
Are you breathing from your diaphragm?
I don't know what that is.
Okay.
Remember it's the time of you to be with the world you love.
You love.
With the love.
What's your love.
Ah, where's the ones you love?
I'll do that line with saline.
It's going to live, read my head for the rest of the day.
We're the ones you love.
She gives up all hope there.
Love you to be with the ones you love.
I can fix it.
I can fix it, see Grant.
So it's been 24 hours.
He didn't go home to his family last night.
He stayed here all night trying to fix it.
Okay, so let's see.
So, first thing.
First of all, this was the original line
in like proper quality.
Remember it's the time of year
to be with the ones you love.
That's not that bad.
Okay?
I mean, it's not terrible.
And then this is with the backing track.
So look up in the sky this year
when you see the sleigh above.
Remember it's the time of year
to be with the ones you love.
No, I can't be in there.
I can't be bad.
It's really.
it, doesn't it?
All right.
You have to be on the song, Meg.
I can't be on the song, Clint.
I can't.
I can't be on the song, it ruins it.
He's given me another option,
which I think he's kind of hidden you underneath Dan and I.
Let's hear that one. Let's hear that, yeah.
So look up in the sky this year when you see the sleigh above.
Remember it's the time of year to be with the ones you love.
Be thankful.
I think be lower.
Lower.
Lower.
Little, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower.
And they just take her right out.
No, I don't either, yeah, low, low.
And then when you think she's gone, just one more up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd be happy with that.
It could be like the posh spice.
If we were the spice girls,
you were posh.
Her mic's just off, but she thinks she's singing.
I've seen the documentary, Victoria Beckham actually,
and she was quite offended that her mic was very quiet
through a lot of the songs.
She can sing.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
And I'm sure that'll be a lot coming from you.
You let it be known
Let it be known
She'd be like
Oh Meg thinks I can sing
Oh how lovely
Yeah you're nay
How do we feel about this
There are quite a few
Cardboard sign holders at lights
Around
Like within like five minutes of me getting home
I know where you live
And I know where you're talking about
Yeah
I mean
It's saying guys that used to like
Wash your windscreen and stuff
But now they'll just hold a sign
Looking for spare change
That's illegal now
Isn't I know how the windscreen cleaners
Is that way they stopped?
Yeah, maybe.
And I'll always, if I've got cash in my car, I'll always give to people holding a sign
because, I don't know.
I imagine things have to be pretty dire to be on this road begging for spare change, right?
And there was a guy there at the lights yesterday,
and I looked in my glove box, I'm like, ah, bugger, I don't have any cash.
And so I say to the guy, sorry, man, I haven't got any cash on me, or I would have.
And I would have.
and he goes, oh, that's all good.
He pulls out his phone, no word of a lie.
He clicks around, clicks around, and he pulls out a paywave app.
Tap and go.
And he goes, what do you want to give?
And he's got 0.00 on a paywave app.
And I go, oh, I chucking a tenor.
And he goes, all right, and he punches in $10.
And then I just pay wave on my phone, and I just tap my phone to his phone.
He goes, cheers for that, bro.
Incredible.
Dan?
Good autumn.
Well, I'd have my window up.
I don't think you can tap and go through a window.
Such a cheap skate at Christmas.
Such a bad boy.
So the whole story, you got no more cash on me, is not going to be a thing
because some of these guys are operating in 2026 and we're still in 2025.
To be honest, if he did that, I would be like, that is good from you.
Respect.
I agree.
I agree.
And I like to think, like, most of the time it is that you don't have change.
But if I know there are lots of excuses, people do say, I don't know money.
normally you can say to charities, I already donate.
I already donating to them.
Helms if you do.
Yeah, yeah, that's normal.
That's true.
And the good news is as well that Clint's donated to this person,
but we also know he was using his mobile phone device while he was driving.
So that's going to be another $80 fine.
I'm going to pull you to the police.
I was stopped at the light.
You still can't use your phone.
Still not allowed to operate your phone.
Oh, so is that the excuse people are going to start using now.
I go, sorry, man, can't use my phone.
I'm driving.
Oh, that's pathetic, though, isn't it?
That is a pathetic.
You were just on TikTok, Dan.
And I don't know, you must be able to download this paywave app for free, I'd imagine.
That or it was a scam, and it's strange your bank account.
Oh, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
He thought it was $10,000.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Yeah, I mean, make it.
Good on them.
I mean, I think we should be looking for opportunities to do more for people around Christmas time.
A couple of people who have text through saying that you have to pay to have that app.
Yeah, I'm looking at it up now.
I'm pretty sure there is, I'm going to look at that price thing.
It must be one of those things if you've looked into, you go, all right, well, if I make X amount of money normally just getting cash,
then you go, well, I'll make more money doing paywave, and I'll just end up paying a fee or a percentage of whatever people give.
Yeah.
Paywave, I'm trying to see if you can, you know, how much it's going to charge.
It's probably much like when you go to the dairy and you buy something and it goes, oh, you've got a surcharge of 35 cents, and you just go, yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, good on them.
I think that is industrious.
I think more people should be thinking outside the box like that man was.
Yeah.
So it may not be an excuse anymore
next time somebody's asking for donations
and you go, sorry, man, I've got no cash on me
they're all good. I got the payweaver.
Yeah, technology, a.
That's how it's going to be one day anyway
where we all have that ease to just pass money around, I imagine.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Just something I saw that gave me a bit of a laugh
that might give you a bit of a laugh as well.
And you know, Cheryl Crow, she's got a bit of an old song
that you'll know once I start playing.
She's like in a country kind of vibe.
Yeah, I don't know what she's singing in these lyrics.
But I'm hearing when I'm throwing butt juice in the air.
Yeah.
When I've shown you that I just don't care
when I'm doing butt juice in the air.
Throwing punches, is it?
Budges, no, it's butt juice.
Listen, she goes when I'm throwing bud juice.
How does this happen?
Listen, where has this come from?
Where is this?
I just don't understand.
Damn, we've been sitting here with him there.
the whole time.
In conversation.
He has not mentioned this once.
He had Cheryl Cole.
He knows if he'd gone,
I've got a thing about butchews next.
You and I would have gone.
You know what, Clintly, let's just move on.
We don't have time for that.
He likes to sneak these things past the goalie.
Well, go.
I love that Meg and I are protecting the goal
and he's still going through.
What crap goalie's away?
I don't know what's going on.
I'm standing there.
Just gas bagging.
They're like, Daisy James.
You're like, God, you thought.
Meg was going to save it. Meg thought you were going to save it.
No one's saving it. Whatever there, Mick.
We need to concentrate.
Yeah, easy money. Next.
I'm feeling lucky. It's a Friday. Are you good? What's the letter?
Let's say the letter is first.
H for holiday.
Okay.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
The Edge.
One K. E. Z.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play anytime online.
Right. A thousand bucks.
All thanks for Novice class.
If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Meg gives you, it's H.
If you can do all that in 30 seconds,
the cash is yours he can pass,
but no repeated answers.
Cal from Wellington is playing this morning.
Morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Let's see if we can get you $1,000, hey?
I'm going into the weekend.
Well, I've got the kids in the car with me
and they're ready to jump in if I stumble.
Yeah, good.
Hi, good morning.
Carl, are you South African?
Yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Either that or he's putting on an inappropriate accent.
Yeah, and Cal, how old are your kids
that are in the car with you?
I've got a nine-year-old,
boys.
Are they smart?
Y'all, they're smarter than what I am, so I hope you
they can help out.
Okay, good.
All right, let's kick it in the guts and see how we go.
Best of luck, how your time will start at the end of Meg
asking you your first question.
Your letter is H again.
All right, first one.
A sport.
Handball.
A sound.
A horn.
A part of a car.
A hoot.
Something you can open
A handbag
Something sticky
Honey
A muscle in the body
Hamstring
Something you need
Read
Harry Potter
An animated film
A Shakespeare play
Oh you got seven
You probably would have got ten of Megden
Stuff up one of the questions
Don't say that
Don't say that
Do we do it? No
Oh yeah that's all
I would like to say it was, but I think still it was a little bit too slow.
And we quite often, we find that when there's other people answering for you
because there's a little bit of delay between them giving you the answer.
But I will say, very good effort.
Wow, you were two of smart kids.
Thank you. What I get, by the way.
You got seven and then you passed on the eighth one.
Oh.
So, yeah, it did all right, man.
It's one of the better showings we've had in a little while.
Yeah, you just had the Shakespeare play.
fruit or vegetable to go.
Wow done.
Man.
That's all good.
I tell you what, you've got a wife, eh?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, we'll send you a fragrance that you can wrap and chuck under the tree, sorry, thanks to Bargain Chemist.
Oh, legends, thank you.
You're welcome, man, you're welcome.
It's a feel nice.
Free delivery too, right up until the end of this month at Bargain Chemist, if you want to buy a fragrance online.
That wasn't on me, was it?
What's that?
Nah, but I see it.
I mean, if it was right down to nine and he was about to get 10.
And then we would have fired you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You keep your job for another day though, Meg.
Yeah, you've got to work till 10.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
New music Friday.
Brand new.
Brand new.
All right, could be your new favorite track that just dropped today.
You haven't even heard it yet.
Meg has the inside scoop.
660.
You got a brand new one.
They do indeed.
It is called We Made It.
It's going to be the song of summer.
I think it's time
To look around
And realize
Yeah
I know it's been a bumpy road
Keep thinking there so far
Take a look around
It's amazing
Ready?
If we made it here, then we made it
No better place
I'd rather be
All of my people here
Never took the time to celebrate it
As if we made it here, then we made it
You know what?
It's a non-cancellable R. Kelly, the greatest.
Oh, really?
I don't know, do you know a song The Greatest?
He says in a song, we made it.
Oh, we stole to have to make that comparison.
Sorry about that voice.
It's just so crap that he's such a POS
because that song The Greatest is the greatest.
I know, but then now we have a new one to say that we made him.
We can look around and be like, we did, you know,
climb that mountain.
Sam's text through, very true.
It's got a bit of a Sons of Zion vibe to it.
It is a very Kiwi sound though, isn't it?
That kind of reggae, summery sound.
L-A-B vibes too.
Yeah, I love it.
A bit of an influence, maybe.
More Kiwi music as well.
Frankie Venter has a song called Paris.
It's got a real, like, Tate McCray vibe, eh?
Yeah.
Very talented, Frank.
I think you should be happy with that, I think.
Hmm.
I saw Benny was, um, he's really seen some new music as well.
She's looking very different.
Yeah, she's got to do, like, completely new vibe.
She's kind of reinvented herself.
Yeah, totally.
It's going to be, uh, Laneway, too.
Hey, next year.
Next February, I think it is.
Lateway's going to be a really good one this year.
Yeah, Chapel Roan, role model.
Yeah, Benny, Pink Panther.
Oh, my God, I want to go so bad.
Why don't know by tickets?
A ticket's gone inside already.
We've been giving away tickets, and I'm like, are we, are we giving away?
Oh, my God.
I would have just been deep in this.
in the baby, you know, trenches,
but role model in Chapel Road?
I know.
Wow.
Yeah, it's going to be a good one to go to.
All right, speaking of our music,
we have 30 minutes left in your final,
the battle between two of the biggest throwbacks of the 2000s.
Feel the rain on your skin.
No one else can feel it for you.
Only you can let it in.
No one else, no one else can speak the words on yours.
Going up against Miley Cyrus,
who took down Avril Levine.
today afternoon.
To vote to 3343, I reckon you need to do that.
I think it's got to be Natasha, and then we can probably get her on.
Miley might be a bit harder to get this.
Are you true?
But then Natasha, we might be able to get an interview with the winner.
That's true.
If she does win, if Natasha Beatingfield wins, I'm going to hit the spot with the song next week.
Oh, there you go.
Maybe she could come.
Stop.
Natasha Bettingfield could come in and we could do it.
Do it together.
Isn't she an Aussie?
She'd fly over that.
Yeah, she won't be busy around this time of year.
Do it on Zoom.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be good because you don't want to get the runner up on.
No.
No. Sorry, Miley.
Also, thanks, big shout out to Nova's Glass as well,
who have been proudly sponsoring.
Now that's what I call Knockout for the last couple of weeks
and let us give away a thousand bucks earlier this morning
and also a thousand bucks last week.
Just the people have been voting.
Yeah, wood screen, chip or crack.
Contact your local Novice Glass Branch direct.
Get it done before Christmas and summer.
It's all admin things.
They'll sort you out.
Clint, Megan Dan.
The Edge and Prezy card.
We've teamed up together for a chance.
You, to win big this Christmas,
5K Secret Santa.
We picked a celebrity.
And then we've been dropping clues every day for the last two weeks.
Can we hear some more of the clues?
They're a fan of teamwork, joining forces with others.
Popping up, we least expect them,
which we suspect
there might have been popster.
Yeah.
Oh, right, right, right.
Sunglasses, basically,
their holiday accessory, even indoors.
Now, few can pull that off.
I'd say if any can pull it off, really,
whenever I see someone wearing a sunglasses inside.
I think there's like a five, four, three,
and they've got to be off
in that five-second window from walking inside.
Yeah.
I was going to give another clue then,
but I don't know.
You can give another clue?
It's really done.
Okay.
I feel like I've never seen this person
without sunglasses.
It's true.
I actually agree with you.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I wouldn't tell you.
That's a much bigger clue.
I wouldn't know what eye colour they are, what shape their eyes are.
I don't even know if they have eyes.
We don't know.
Their nickname makes it clear they're known far and wide.
All right.
That was a clue yesterday.
Okay.
Let's go to the phones and find out
who's got it and who does it.
Okay.
Kim, who do you think Secret Secret is?
Arianna Grundy.
Horriana Grande.
And you're laughing.
So is it because you're like, I've got it?
Or because you're like,
eh?
Nah, I just guess that.
Have you seen her wearing glasses on inside?
Hey, you've had a great start, dear morning.
Is your Christmas party started early, Kim?
Do you know you've called it?
And where are you right now?
Kim knows where she is.
What?
No, I want to keep her.
I just keep laughing with Kim.
Okay, well, he's good at Jasmine.
We need her in the studio.
Jasmine, who do you think Secret Center is?
Yeah, good morning.
I think it's at Sharon.
Because he's always wearing sunnies, eh?
Yes, exactly.
unfortunately.
And he likes to pop up whatever, like, unexpected and here.
He has known far and wide, but it is not Ed Sheeran.
I'm sorry, Jess.
All right, let's see.
What about you?
Adabel, what do you think?
Who do you think is Secret Santa?
I guessed Pitbull.
Did you?
Why?
Why was you thinking Pit bull?
Well, do you know what?
I only, like, did it after the first couple of days,
and I was like, just going to say Pitbull.
Like, who cares?
And then, like, they called me.
today and we're like, um, who do you think it is?
And I was like, I can't even remember what I put, but I'm going to say Pitbull.
All right.
Well, a lot of people are texting through Pitbull.
Uh, they're texting through another one, Bruno Mars is getting a lot of votes.
Um, Annabel.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're from Mr. 305.
Yeah, you can.
To Mr. Worldwide.
It's Pitbull.
You have just won yourself $5,000 on a preasy card, my babe.
You do it.
Nice.
Oh, nice. Incredible. Even if it was a guest, what an incredible guess.
Thank you so much.
You're still welcome.
I mean, my colour does it. I'm guessing you maybe brown eyes and suit them, but then I really want to go to one of his concerts because everyone just wears bald cap.
Sorry, the person who's still texting and going, answer my phone, it's out and John, I know.
It's not.
Out and John was my second guest.
Luckily, you didn't go with that one.
Yeah.
Hey, well, congratulations.
Yeah, you can add it to Apple Pay or Google Pay.
Spend it anywhere visas accepted, and the best part is
because it's not a prezy card, you just get to spend it on the fun things
you want to buy over the summer.
Oh my God, this is insane.
Thank you so much.
You're all right, that's ridiculous.
We go back to Kim for a bit of a laugh.
Oh, where are you gone?
Kim, you're still there.
Yeah, what?
There she is.
Well, damn, I didn't win that.
No, but you're still sitting on hold just in case.
Something came you away?
I don't care what you didn't.
We must be able to sort Kim out with something.
It's Christmas.
Come on, let's give Kim something.
Dan?
What do we got?
Okay, Clint, what I'll do is I'll head it over to the boss, Clint,
who is he knows the prizes that we've got.
We must have some sort of movie.
We've had bargain chemists looking after us for the last couple of weeks,
giving us fragrances.
There must be a spare one of those, producer Carl.
Yeah, I reckon I can track one down.
Okay.
Chuck Rod, hold, I'll sort her out.
We'll get a fragrance out.
see you start smelling delicious over summer, Kim.
Oh, cool.
One question, Kim.
What radio station is this?
Nope.
She's gone.
Oh, she might have got it.
She's a laugh.
She might have got it.
Kim?
Yeah.
What radio station is this?
What's my name?
Oh, I forgot.
Okay.
I love that.
She doesn't know, man.
She's just like flicking channels.
She's cool now.
She called.
I don't have to touch him for the competition.
Hey, Kim, Kim.
What day's Father's Day?
Pardon?
Doesn't matter.
Might be related.
Hey, Kim, you hold there.
We'll saw you out.
But make Christmas easy with Prezy Car, the perfect gift every time.
Thank you guys, Prezy Car, for getting on board and giving us that moment with Kim as well.
That was fun.
Holy shit.
You made it the whole way through.
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