The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW 'NOON' to 3343!!

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a loose Edge Breakfast episode while packing for a Christchurch broadcast and VIP Loft Bar, then debate Gaga/Beyoncé and Eminem throwbacks. Meg’s “Scandals” cover Flavor Flav hosting a Las Vegas celebration for female medalists after a controversial White House invite, plus Luke Combs opening up about body image and avoiding medical weight-loss shortcuts. The team dives into a “testicles research” chat, defines the rules of a “guy dinner,” and takes calls on comfort items adults still sleep with. They chat with Jono, swimming from North Cape to Wellington to end bottom trawling, run $10,000 EZ Money with callers, plan Dan’s Christchurch “cash strapped” chase with a decoy runner, and finish with a running gag comparing Dan to 1960s singer Peter Noon. 01:44 Throwback Playlist Debate06:21 VIP Christchurch Invite08:45 Scandal13:36 Testicle Science!20:35 Jono Swim 4 The Ocean24:55 EZ Money27:29 Defining Guy Dinner37:06 Scandal41:33 Cash Strapped56:00 EZ Money59:10 Wolf Whistle Debate01:07:28 Haircut Photo Debate

This is a podcast from Rover. That's right. The show you know is back with a bang. Ugh, not like that. It's The Edge Breakfast. Klipping a Dan. 942. The Edge.

Good morning. How good? It's Electric. Good. Folks have a good shoes with his headphones this morning. How good. It's electric. It's weekend day for us.

We're on our way to Cross Church. Right after the show, we'll be broadcasting from Cross Church Friday morning. Yeah. Everyone's excited. Everyone's bags. I didn't realize that we had a 20 KG chicken bag and I've just packed all my life into a small little carry-on. You've got to check, mate.

You've got to check the app. My carry-on bag is like 70Ks, genuinely. I've done the same. Oh, you won't get away with that, mate. You know, Jet Star. As soon as it looks like you're struggling to hold the bag, they're like, excuse me, can we just go over there? You're going to have to empty it onto the floor of the airport.

Oh, speaking of, we've done that with Meg once when we went on holiday together where we opened her bag and rifled through all the things that she packed. Well, I was going to bring a fibrate in, then I remember we did that, so I did it. Julie? I'm going away for two days. You can cope. Yeah, but I don't do it when I'm at home because I've got kids and stuff.

And I was like, oh, I saw it in my drawer and I was like, could take that. No, I'm with Clint and Dan, so no thanks. Finally get a chance to give it a good hoon. Yeah. You know, like, when you're like your car's sitting at home for a long, long time, you've got to give it a spin around the block or the battery's going to go flat. You have to put some petrol in it, but apart from that, the car, not the boat. Give it a run to keep the battery healthy, eh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, she's going to be a loosey-goosey show, I think this morning. I don't think Biggs ones are a pool start. I bloody hope not. You go out of the cross-for-law-no-no-no-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. I'm about to jump into your 6am throwback.

Us versus the playlist each morning. Lady Gaga and Beyonce, going to be tough to beat two powerhouses, yeah. A great era of music. When we had Beyonce and Lady Gaga both ruling the airwaves, then they came together, did a great song and it actually worked.

It was just perfect. Gaga's like one of those ones that transcends any success of an album, right? So like she's still pop royalty, whatever she does. Yeah. But she has slipped off the radar a little bit, hasn't she, in terms of like airplay?

Airplay, yes. But when it comes to like people loving the album, she's probably bigger than ever. Her shows were so big and so sold out. They were crazy. But you're right. because she is. You know you've got to get a show with a guy.

I saw some footage. I hadn't been to the show recently, but I saw some footage of an incredible set. Like she does the best set ever. I think she's probably one of my, what's the word, like bucket list performers that I'd like to see before I die. So today in 2001 Eminem

won best international male solo artist at the Brit Awards. I saw a guy on TikTok who's a rapper, an up-occoming rapper, who put up on one of his videos. thanks Eminem for the comment on my video and then it was clearly proven it was fake. Oh God, I was trying to be like Eminem supporting my career

but then people debunked it pretty quickly. He started a burner account called like M or something. Remember those? Was it the Grammys where Sasha Baron Collins' Borek character We had all the wings and stuff and he was meant to be flying around and then he like fell upside down and then came down and teabagged Eminem who got so angry.

that he like stormed out because all the security got all pissed off and he left the awards but it was all set up and I was like what a good dude that such Baron Crown's

like and then my balls and be in your face on the TV and then you leave and everyone was like yeah okay yeah he loved it I actually think

a lot of people don't realize how funny he is up for anything he's one of those artists I've never really seen a proper like the real

martial Mathis no he's very good he's very good at keeping up this wall like you never sort of see his guard down but you're like you're Let's play some M&M, some old stuff. I like my name is, I mean, we get this a lot.

That's why I tend to lean more towards this one. Yeah. What do we think? Yeah, let's do this. Is that a vibe? Yeah. Because we'd always go lose yourself, wouldn't you? Yeah, usually.

I know, I'd lose yourself, it's great. Yeah, it is a good song. But let's play this one. Let's play the one. Let's play not as good as the one of Meglice. Yeah, it's all good. All right. You can choose the next thing, Megan Dan podcast.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Just arguing over who would be left in charge. Do you know, like... The boss was unable to come with us to Alex Gave. If he was incapacitated in some way. Yeah, and then Clint said, I'm senior, and I said, oh, yeah, maybe two senior. Senior, and do Lally, you know. Now, Dan's trying to be like, he's senior, like,

Dan would be left in charge of the edge. Long as. You have not been here the longest. Hey, but you'd be honest, Meg, I come across, like, a bit of a loose unit on here. I think he was a bit of a looser, and I was going to say, yes. But in real life, I'm a safe pair of hands. You know, like, people will go, I trust that guy. Who says that?

I was just going to say, if I was off, I'd probably just leave Clinton charge with you. Oh, I wouldn't. I reckon I could win one of those awards for most trusted broadcaster. Dan, you didn't even check your flight ticket to see you had a checked baggage. Other people do that for me. I'm a breakfast and answer, man. People check that stuff for that. But then if you're in charge.

If you're in charge, people would message you going, hey, Dan, do we have, like, check luggage? And you go, nah, just carry on. My producer checks that? No, I didn't. Oh, didn't you have bugger? No, I didn't bring checked either I thought it was carry out. Oh, bugger.

Okay, we're both stuff then, Carl. Blindly and the blind. Why has no one said that I'd lead? You could. Are you a good leader? You are a good leader, Meg. I'd follow you into war. You could.

We'd all get an extra sleeping. Yes, exactly. Oh, shut up. Maybe 10 minutes. No, I think that's a good child. Meg and I, in charge. I agree. We thrive on the responsibility.

And then if we didn't get a meal, Dan would lose his mind. Honestly, the one time me and him were left in charge week to Ozzy, we had our first fight. We had a little argument, a little tiff. Meg went to bed and a huff. Oh, because you wanted a second dinner by the sounds. Yeah, because Dan wanted second dinner. Yeah, we'd pushed our beds together and we were in a half so we pushed them apart again.

Dan Zendee wanted a Nando's and I said you've ended on the plane. He's like, I need more. Meg's like, the budget doesn't allow for double dinners, Dan. Your per diems don't stretch that far. I'm going to make me laugh. It makes me laugh that we did their trip together. Yeah, we are going to early together this afternoon together. on a plane and then we will be there until Sunday.

VIPs are still probably a chance for you to join us tonight. Lof Bar, yeah, and Christchurch. Beautiful bar. It's going to be maybe like 30 of us from what I've heard. I think it's here 30 max. So there's a bit of an exclusive class. Oh, I hope there's wood fire pizzas. Oh, you've got to be.

Yeah, for you, Meg, they'll put a woodfire pizza out. Yeah, just text VIP to 3343 and you can just for that one to come along. Hang out with us, free food and drink. Come say hi if you see us rocking around. Christchurch. Love Christchurch. Love Christchurch. Would move there and a jiff. Isn't it too cold in the winter? You wouldn't be able to handle it. Yeah, but it's pretty cold.

It's like snow cold. Here it's just like wind cold. I like a bit of cold. I like a bit of cold. I like a bit of like cherished. Especially at night when you're in bed. Oh, there's nothing better than the cold night. We all suit a beanie. Don't we? All of us here. Actually, we all sort of beanie. Carl especially. Yeah, car looks great to bed. Produce and he's in a macaw lad. Yeah, it was a real rough one growing up because like I just have cold ears all the time. I'm built like a wing nut. Okay.

Oh, Les. Just realize with it. Is that why he grows his hair out? Yeah, exactly. I just cut it, though. You're a cute wing nut, though, mate. You're all good. You do not stick out.

Jesus, I'll take it back. Terrible. And when you actually took Evans of, Carl couldn't see us. Just as a clip's coming over the booth. That's what they call you Dumbo. Hey, speaking of the old eclipse on that, have you guys heard about the old red moon?

Supposed it's like a week away. Don't start. It's the first time, well, the last time we got it. going to see until 2028 and New Zealand gets the best view of it. Honestly. I brought it up to Dan just because I knew it would wind him up. It was very excited. When I saw the article, I was more excited about winding Dan up about the blood moon.

I've seen more blood moons than I've had hot dinners, genuinely. They say it every time this is a blood moon once in a lifetime experience. I've generally seen 20 of them. Well, no, it's not once a lifetime. You'll get to see again in 2028, but that's a long time from now. And what's funny is when you're looking at it just from your eyes, you're like, I guess it is a tinge. Yeah, it's sort of red. It's not spectacular.

You don't go, shit. Doesn't look like those beautiful photos that they get with those fancy cameras, does it? It's like something like a 3rd of March, and it's like 12.30 a.m. in the morning. It's like a Wednesday morning just after midnight, so it's quite a commitment. And it's also not even red. It's like an orange hueblomid problem. Okay? You need to go and go to the doctor.

It's not a blood moon. It's an orange juice moon. Biggs got a scandal up day. We'll get to next. Oh, I'm really happy with my scandals this morning. I think they're really fun. First up, we've got Flav of Flav and what he's doing for our American... Throwback.

Sports. Yeah, I know for our sports stars. Over coming up in next day. Okay, you added a few more syllables there. Good for you. Clint, Meg and Dan. Leshco. Scandal with Meg. Scanor is all thanks to AUSA.

Make sure you get your tickets at event bright so you can head along. See Kelly Holiday. So cool. I think that's just so awesome that you need to do that now. Didn't happen in my day. Yeah, we didn't have those budgets. Kelly Holiday and Lee Matthews. Wow.

You'd be like if you had like Dane Rumble or something maybe. Oh, that would have been sick. I mean, especially now, the dude's not doing any more music, is he? No, he needs to do a tour. Yeah. Like a reunion. Do you guys remember Flavor Flav? Oh, yeah.

Flavre. I love that reality show. In fact, I think it was my first ever proper favorite reality show. It was wild that I watched as a kid. You shouldn't have seen it. I think it changed me mentally as well. I don't remember how it was different to like the Bachelor, but it was the similar set up, right? It was just wild.

It was just so. so much more drama and so much more fun. I remember girls like fighting and like pulling each other's hair down the stairs. Yes, and he was wearing giant clocks. It was so ridiculous. It was just the most ridiculous TV show ever. But he's really, I don't know, it's just so crazy that this guy that had a TV show about fighting love specifically for him has become this advocate for women's sports.

Sorry, just again on the reality thing before we move on. You know how The Bachelor would go, do you accept this road? Didn't he give the girls a clock? Yeah, big clock. Why? Why? He's like, will you take my big clock? And I don't know if it was a euphemism.

Yeah, was it a euphemism. It was just hilarious. He's also a rapper, I believe. And he's, yes, of course he is, because he's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And he's got a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award as well. That must have been a slow month. Oh, stop. You may have seen in the news, if you haven't, you've been lucky to see that the American hockey team and the women's hockey team both won gold.

But it was way more celebrated with the American male hockey team because it was their first gold win. whereas the women win it all the time. I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the woman's tea if you do know that. So that was Donald Trump, the president of the United States, calling the boys.

Somebody recorded it when he was on speaking. He called them to congratulate it. The head of FBI, Cash Patel, was there drinking with the boys. And he said, I'd love to invite you to the White House where we do our speeches night. And the boys were like, yeah.

And he was like, I'll have to tell you, we have to also invite the ladies tea. and they were like, ha ha ha, honey, if I don't do that, I think I'd get impeached. So they're all laughing about the fact that they have to invite the girls. And so it's been crazy online

of people being like, what the hell? The misogyny in the locker room of like, you guys should just, they also won gold and they've done it many more times than you. And we have to, I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the woman's tea if you do nothing.

Absolutely. Yeah. And then he says, I'll get impeached if I don't. Flavor Flav saw that, video and he of all people tweeted out. He said if the USA women's hockey team want to celebrate a real

celebration and invite, I'm going to host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I'm sure we can get a hotel on the airline to help us out. That has gone so viral. Brand after brand after brand coming on. The women accepted the invite. The women's hockey team are going to go and party with Flav of Flav in Las Vegas.

And now he's made it bigger. He has now invited all female Olympic and parallel Olympic medlists to come to Las Vegas, and it's a huge party for the female athletes. That would be such a surreal experience for all of them to go along to that. I know. I want to bring all United States female Olympians and Paralympians, the ones that won medals. Also, all my USA Bob sled and skeleton athletes. You know what I'm saying?

I'm the official sponsor and hype men. So remember that. All right? And I got you guys covered. All right? We're going to throw a big party. You know what I'm saying? One night and all Olympians are invited to come to this party.

All right? I mean, we got to build up everybody. And that's what this is all about. I love it. I think it's really cool. And it's going ahead and happening. So it's kind of like, oh, boys, you can go to the White House for your dumb, boring speeches. But everyone else is going to a party with Las Vegas.

I wondered how much, like, Flav-Flave has cashwise to be able to do something like that. I love that bit where you go. He even said sponsor. Yeah, where he goes, man, I'm going to host a party. I'm sure we can get a sponsor and stuff on board. Someone else can pay for it. And boy, he's what? Yeah, so many brands coming to the party.

So can't wait to see that unfold. Okay, up next, a little early, early on Norty 640, what your test schools say about you. They say a lot more than you think. Yeah, I mean, Meg's doing the Lord's work, and she's finding these stories. Oh, I didn't. We said Meg, I don't know if it's a bit dirty to her show.

She said, no, I'll do it. No, I don't think I. She said, hey, pass me the ball. She said, yeah, she's all yours. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We're talking testicles, so do you want me to play my scrotum? I don't remember that. I already.

Thanks for that, Clint. What do the size of your testicles really say about you? Multiple studies have gotten to this effect. My God, how much money do we have for research into men's health? Did you find this on Ladb Bible, me? Yes, of course. Of course you did. Yeah, they've gone into how it affects your attractiveness,

whether your voice being lower or higher, and your sperm count is all affected by how big or small your testes. Boys, would you like to measure first? Oh, I don't know if we need to measure. I'd like to hear the stats first. Yeah, I'd like to hear those stats. So you can say if it's a good thing to be big or small. I've got this.

No, because then Clint will sway the vote with a little bit of a fake measurement. Give them here, though. Go on. Go on. Go on. Okay, do you want me to hit the research? ASAP, science, pardon?

I got the clip. Yeah, go ahead. One survey and study found men with larger testes spent less time doing childcare, less time changing diapers, and less time looking after their family compared to men with smaller balls. Small balls equals better fathers?

This does kind of link to other studies on primates. These find gorillas and Kolobos monkeys have smaller balls because they are more likely to mate exclusively. Whereas apes who have sex with lots of partners like macaques have larger balls due to sperm competition. Maybe the men with big balls are bad dads because they're less likely to want to be monogamous and are therefore less caring towards their families. Tis an extrapolation, but maybe if you are looking for a committed partner,

but he's got a big, saggy, droopy balls, it's time to run. Right, well, I've got, so yeah, so I would say I would want a man with small balls, but it's funny that the saying is like, oh, he's got big balls, which means he's brave or courageous. Not the case, maybe. He's a cheater. It's interesting because... Well, Clint, I'd like you to measure yours.

Dan's just on his. I've got his measurements. Do you want me to say what my measurement was? No, no, we're going to wait for Clint. So, no, I want to hear Clans first. It looks pretty small. Did you measure your penis? I put the...

Oh, Clinton. I put the measure back. Now, come on. You're better than that. I'm not putting a measurement of my balls after it's just been on Dan's ball. I don't touch them. I just turn it to the side. Put it on.

Did you measure it across or up and down? Down from the... From like the base down. Here we go. Clint, just please. I don't want to keep holding. Thank you. I don't.

I know. I'm like a professional broadcaster. Yeah, but you're on this show, so you have to. One time I dipped my balls in soy sauce because supposedly they had taste butts. That's BS, by the way. So you're not a professional broadcast. I wasn't there, no. I've learned my lesson now.

You wouldn't see Mike Hoskin doing that. Go on. Just do it so I can see. I didn't even know where I'd measure from. Clint, just do it. I've got medium-sized balls, I think. Medium. Oh, classic Clint, right on the fence again.

Right, so we're going to just measure this and see where the boys sit. I mean, I've got my guess. Oh my God, Dan is looking. I want to see. I want to see. You've ruined it. You've ruined it. I don't trust you that I can undo my pants without you.

I don't trust that he was going to do it. Dan's a 6.5 centimetres long. Which is quite small, isn't it? So I'm a good dad. You've got tiny balls. Oh yeah, I'd rather be a good dad, though. Hannah's got most of my balls in her handbag anyway. Yeah, I believe.

If you had those parts, they would be loved that. Yeah, the other part that she keeps hold of. What are big balls and what are small balls to find it? Well, the average size is 24 centimetres. Oh, you got tight. You have time. You have time. We've got 24 centimeters.

Oh, my God, you're the world's greatest, Dan. That'd be down by my knees. Clint Megan Dan. First call of the day. First call of the day. Good morning. Is it Marina or Marina? Oh, Marina.

Marina. Marina. I love that name. Primary school teacher from Auckland. Now you need to call for easy money. We've had some great attempts from teachers. Yeah, some of the best ones actually. A lot of our winners coincidentally have been teachers. Even we hear, is it the one in Oriewa?

There's a school in Oruewa that we've had a few teachers call through, and I think they all around the staff room go, that easy money. One else has got to win it. Marina is quite an animal guy. two cats, six chickens and one sheep. Oh, whereabouts in Auckland are you? Wayuku.

Oh, yeah, you've got a little, like lifestyle sort of situation. That's my dream. I'd love to have a lifestyle. Go on? Yeah, just under sort of 5,000 squeameters. It's not that big. Big enough to have to mow and have sheep eating off. Do you get attached to your sheep and stuff? Because my wife and I have a dream of having one, you know,

like some pigs and stuff, and Hannah's like them will kill them and then have like life, you know, like home kill. But I'm like, you'd get attached. I'd get attached to them. And I couldn't do it. Oh my gosh, yeah. They were Ag Day animals. And, yeah, one of them is going to be homekill.

Yeah. But I'd be sad. I don't know if I could do it. I couldn't be home. Yeah, do you have kids? I was. Marina? Yes.

An 11-year-old and a 14-year-old. Oh, yeah, that'd be tricky when you're saying, oh, what is your sheep's names? Do they have names? Chop and Spot. Oh, see, when you start naming them? Yeah, where did Chop go? Well, ironically, um, um,

Funny you say that And then I guess you just get a new sheep Like you get a little baby lamb And then all of a sudden the kids are sweet as bad You forget about chom Yeah yeah exactly Oh good on you You wouldn't tell the kids

I don't imagine That's a tough one You could say you trade it You know you swapped Yeah did a swap with another farm Yeah sure Yeah a little lie Thanks for calling through Marina

You've got a special skill as well Of being able to curl your tongue up I think everybody can do that, though, can't they? Really? Do what? Not everybody. My mum can't. My sister can't.

I can't. Like that? No, I can't do that. Yeah, it's like, supposedly it's a genetic thing. You can't, you can't. You can't? You can't? I'm the only one that can do it.

Oh, no, Clint can do it. Of course he can. Of course he bloody can. Yeah, I don't even know why we check. What can't he do? Yes, Clint can do everything. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Marina, don't you enjoy them.

We know. Marina, we're going to send you a voucher. Are you going to spend his store. next time you're cruising past a Zed. Grab yourself a gourmet, Kumara and cashew pie, or they've got chicken protein bowls for $8.90. You do you. Whatever you feel like.

Thanks so much. That would be really awesome. Welcome, Marina. Get amongst the vegan pie to offset your killing of animals. Yes, exactly. Good on your claim. All right. Catching up with Jono next.

Who is swimming for a cause, crazy, crazy dude. To try and get a bit of exposure, he's had to swim the length of the North Island. He's not done yet. He's coming up halfway. He's had encounters with a walker, sharks, every type of beast from the water.

He's seen it. We'd be such a drop ball from a shark to attack him though when he's literally doing it to try and save the ocean. You're trying to talk to me like, come on. Guys, I'm trying to help you out here. The shark's like, damn, sorry man, I didn't know you were that guy. Clint Meg and Dan. Takes a special type of person to do what Jono is.

The man that is trying to end bottom trawling when it comes to our oceans and is doing an incredible feat at the moment and a world record attempt. What exactly are you doing for the people that haven't heard yet, Jono? I am swimming from North Cape down to Wellington, so it's about 1,400 kilometres of swimming. It's going to take us about 90 days all up for it about 50 days completed as of yesterday. You've got 18,804 signatures. My whole family were very proud to sign that, I think, a couple of weeks ago now, or maybe last week, and it got sent around the group chat.

But yeah, it's going up and up and up. You must be so happy with that amount of signatures. What are you aiming for? Our first target is 50,000. We'd like to get that. Obviously, much higher than that, the more people that signed. The more it shows that people care about it and that there's some real momentum behind it. John, before you started this, were you a swimmer,

or have you sort of are you going in a bit kind of cold with it? No, I'm definitely a swimmer. I see if you were going into something like this cold. You'd be an idiot. You'd be an idiot. You can see a live tracker. If you go to liveocean.org Swim for the Ocean and four is the letter four. How often are you in the water versus out of the water?

A good day would be eight to nine hours. So we'd do like a four or five hours in the morning. Same again in the evening. Maybe have four or five hours of between. Yesterday, just as an example, I swam from four to eight. And then again from 1.30 to 6.5. What's some of the things that you've seen so far? Like, have you seen sharks?

Have you seen orchards? The other Papamoire, Orca siding that ended up going viral. That must have been epic. Yeah, that was really cool. We've seen a bit of everything, like all of your megafauna, the sharks, dolphins,

hawkers, whales. We saw a marlin the other day. Heaps of schoolfish, reef fish, jellyfish, all kinds of really cool stuff. Penguin turtles. Yeah, I mean, we had a shark kind of encounter within the first 90 minutes

from starting. So, yeah, they're definitely out there and that one came pretty close to me. What are the lads like? You must have a massive back. swimming that often. You must be shredded, Jono. That's kind of the funny part.

Like, I really took my nutrition seriously. So I'm eating around 9,000 calories if I can pack that all in. And since I started, I've put on about three or four kilos. So, yeah, my lats have definitely grown, shoulders, all of that kind of stuff. John, can you tell me how you even possibly eat 9,000 calories in a day? Like, how do you do that? Because the average for a guy to give people context, if you don't know, it's about 2 and a half. Yeah, and for a woman about, yeah, about 2,000.

Basically just sun up, sundown I'm eating while I'm swimming, eating when I'm not swimming. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, when you're swimming? How do you do that? Meg's like, I don't know we can do that. So having like calves while I'm swimming every 30 minutes. So you're eating while you're swimming,

you're eating all the time to be able to keep up the calories to be able to do this. I've been told my whole life not to swim 30 minutes after I've eaten. True. You kind of throw that into a spin right now. I mean, you've got to train for it, right? But yeah, it's totally fine. Don't over-eat. I've had that and revisited my meals a couple of times,

but otherwise if you eat the right quantities, you're fine. And one more thing, I'm going to do a bounce back so people can sign the petition, because that's what this is all for, right? You're doing this to try and end bottom trawling. Very quickly, what is that to the people that don't understand what that is and why it needs to stop? Bottom trawling is a bottom impact form of fishing.

We are weighted nets dragged across the seafloor. on coral ecosystems, so it's destructive and it's indiscriminate. If you would like to get behind what we're doing, go to Swimfortheocean.org, and the petition is up there, and there's a live tracker as well where you can get involved. Epic, thanks, John. All the best with the swim, bro.

Yeah, see you, mate. Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge. The Edge's Easy Money is your shot at $10,000. Being on 7 o'clock, if you want to practice, get amongst the Rover app. There's the Easy Money game online that you can play, but if you want to play for cash,

seven and eight every morning, $10,000 on the line. And it's our friend, Alex playing this morning. Alex, you were Alexis Lahua, drag queen, I believe, on the rainbow parade float. Is this you? Oh, yes, I was. Yeah, I felt so underdress next to you. You look fabulous. I know.

My daughter, Daisy, was on the float with us, and she said to me that you were Ariel, which I thought was a great compliment. Your daughter was so amazing. I love your daughter. She's so adorable. Lisa, you, thank you. There's so much energy. Oh, God, yes.

And everyone always says to me. She'll sleep tonight and then she never does. Not so she never does. Oh, God, she never does. Okay, okay. Okay, your letter is R. Okay. Ar.

Yeah, for Roar. Okay, you got this. Come on. Your time starts at the end of Meg asking you your first question you can pass, but no repeated answers. Good luck. Give me something you would grow in a garden. Where is Mary?

A sport. A racketeering A friend's character A reason you go to the doctor A regular checkups Something you have to pay for Rockets Pass, sorry

A language A gemstone Rubies Something you find on a boat Time I'm lucky To be fair I would have paid rockets I'm pretty sure they don't give those out for free

Yeah you could have paid that I don't know about racketeering for a sport. Some people might call it a sport. Yeah, because racketeering isn't. I thought that was a good one. Racketeering, like, if you're breaking an interesting. I don't know why that came to my brain. I mean, racquetball, maybe.

Could have done rugby, rowing, and then for language, Russian, Romanian. How often do you play rugby, Alex? I have not played rugby in over like five years. Oh, okay. Yeah, the drag queen stuff takes up a lot of your time. I imagined and, you know, gets in the way of that. It really does. I like playing a different set

nowadays. Yes. Yeah, great. Thank you, Alex. Thanks. That was a good effort, though. It was actually pretty quick. She's amazing. Back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to have a crack at winning 10,000 bucks with easy money. But next, we define what a guy dinner actually is. Yeah, I had one a couple of nights ago. Condensed milk and rice bubbles. Delicious. I recommend it to anyone.

I've just realized what we're doing. mean we need to define it. Well, I think it needs to have its own kind of rules. We started arguing over, like, different guy dinners, and then we're like, that's not a guy dinner. Interesting. That's not how you define it. And the irony is when we did the phone are, mostly girls called.

Yeah, that's fair. Just with, like, useless dudes, we don't know how to function when you're away from us. Bumbling idiots. Clint Megan Dan. Talking guy dinners, when we left to our own devices and we become useless because our maybe female counterparts aren't there to take care of us. As sad as that. Yeah, okay, you do hear our sounds?

Yeah. It's pretty sad coming out of the moment. Okay, we had a few suggestions yesterday when we discussed this. Here, is it a little recap if you missed it? Carly, your partner's guide dinner is... A can of baked beans, cold straight from the can. Brilliant. Bag of corn chips and a tub of sour cream.

His co-to meal is mints with scrambled eggs mixed together. And here's the defence for it, because there'll be people going, oh, these guys never cook at home. so they don't know. I do cook. It's just I would never go out of my way if it's just me. Dan actually wrote down that last recipe, which was just mince and egg. It sounds delicious.

I'll do it. I mean, I know. I understand girl dinners because it's like you're in the way of like, but we put together the nice things. I think that's the difference. When girls have girl dinner, it is like normally like maybe a bit of smoked salmon. You treat yourself a little bit.

It's picky because then you're like, I don't have to make a meal for anybody and I don't want to have to make a meal tonight. I get that. So I'm on that side of your page. Do you understand when you do things like this one, frozen pie inside two slices of bread? Perfect.

Very little dishes with that one because you put it straight in the microwave, no plate needed. I think in defining a guy dinner, you're right, dishes is important. Like the maximum amount of dishes that you can use is what? I reckon two at the very max. If you can get away with one, Your Honor. Yeah, and I would say also time cooked is very important.

Like no guy is making a dinner for themselves. It's going to take 20 minutes. I reckon it to cook. I reckon it to cook it, it needs to be like two or three minutes and the only way I'll let it blow out to like 10 is if it's something like you're putting sausages in a pan and you're able to walk away

or an air fry and walk away. 10 minutes is too long, clinton. I'm writing down these. No, but I mean you put the sausages in, walk away and you come up. You're doing two minutes worth of work. Okay, I'm going to write down these rules and we'll go through them, but let's go to Sean first and see if, is this your meal or your friends?

No, my friend. Yeah, I've got you sound as exasperated as me. Right, go on Sean. His is a step up on the can of baked beans straight from the can. So he chucks the can into boiling water. And then, so that heats it up. And then he says the pan's still clean because it's only have water in it. So all he's using is a fork.

So the pan can just go straight back in the... Oh, no dishes. No dishes whatsoever. It's always perfect. Wow. The only thing it's lacking there is time because I feel like the time it would take to boil the water and then boil the beans too long.

Sharon will give you a dull pass to a musty movie. 28 billion inheritance, seven relatives standing in the way, how to make a killing, it's in cinemas today. Can I just make sure that I've got these depressing rules incorrect? Okay. Two or less dishes. Yep.

One if you can do it though. Yeah. Under 10 minutes? Definitely under 10. I'd go 5. Under 5? Yeah, under 5. Probably even less, wouldn't you say?

like three or four, under three or four minutes. Okay, well I'm doing under five minutes. In terms of attending to it, taking it in and out of microwave. And then nothing purchased specifically. So you can't go out and buy something. No, you can't go out and do it. It has to be stuff from the pantry. And I'll add a couple more.

If you can incorporate toast or cereal into it, you're bang on. Yeah, I think if you, like we talked about the bachelor's handbag, obviously the cooked chicken, very rarely is one just sitting there in the fridge for you to use. Yeah, no, you're never having that. It's like a going out to go and purchase type of. type thing. This is stuff that like most people would just have like a frozen pie is brilliant. Kevin texted and said, just

glad wrap your bowls and then put food in them and once you down take the glad wrap off and bin it. He's a smart man. What is wrong? Bin the bowl. Kevin. Been the glad wrap. Yeah, Kevin. That is good. I haven't even thought of that glad wrapper. It doesn't it's not good for the environment. I keep setting them in. I've got some that I can ask you boys if they

pass or not. Yeah, let's try and find your most infamous guy dinner. Dan's, I think, is the high water mark in terms of rice bubble and condensed milk. Two dishes or less, under five minutes, nothing purchased, and sometimes good to include toast or cereal.

And it's normally very low nutritional value. Oh, definitely. The lower the better. Lower the better. We're just trying to get full. That's it. Nats, lots, nuts, nuts.

That's. It's talking guidance is for those useless dudes among us that unfortunately when our girlfriends or wives leave us to our own devices. We struggle. It's not uselessness at all. It's just you're too busy.

Lazy. It's lazy. to have something. It's just a one-off night where you're not cooking for anyone. It's just yourself. I had rice bubbles and condensed milk one night just this week. It was delicious.

I get that. We have girl dinners and, you know, people talk about them a lot. I don't think we've ever talked about them on the show, but we have talked about girl dinners online in the past. Somebody said that girl dinner is just pasta and butter. I do like fancier stuff for my girl dinner, but maybe we're just as lazy.

Yeah. It feels really snacky, but lots of little snacks that create one meal, whereas the nutritional value in a guy dinner is relatively low, I think. But I will not have it said that it's because of laziness. You're not hurting anyone else. It's just a one-off, one night where you're not cooking for anyone.

Can I say here's a hat, guys, because a lot of the times if I'm doing a guy dinner, it's breakfast, just chucked like three eggs. Just straight from the carton into an air friar, 1.40 for eight minutes. Oh, just come out, peel those bad boys, chuck them on some toast, done. He's literally put toast down and threw eggs in an air-friar. It's less than 40 seconds. Do you crack them? No, no, just chuck them in whole. And air fry is the best friend of the guy dinner

Because it's the perfect compliment Right you just put them in, forget it, bring it out It is good, no dishes Okay, what is your infamous guy dinner? All right, let's go to Gavin. Hey Gavin, oh I think we actually spoke about your one The frozen pie microwave between two slices of bread Genius

Yeah This is a pass Yeah, yeah, that's my So wait, how long you just Literally just put in the pie in the microwave For like 10 minutes or whatever it is And then that's it, you just play the waiting game About five minutes, if that.

Yeah, no, frozen pie, and then it's always good if you get the crust at the bottom. Right. Luz of butter, pie, cheese, and then some sauce on top, and then a slice of bread. That's a real English. Why the bread out of interest, Gavin? Because I'd feel like the crust of the pie is enough. No, because you can really zuzz it up. You can, once you cook the pie and put a bit of salad under the pie.

Oh, yeah. A salad. So obviously put cheese and the pie. on top. Right, you've got a big jaw. Gavin's thought about this. Yeah, it feels like a pie's not enough to fill him up, so he's just finding another way to beef it.

Kayla is joining in, I guess, guys' dinner. Kayla, is this for you or somebody else? It's something like an X introduced to me, and it's, honestly, unless you try it, you just can't mock it. Sweet, tangy, salt and vinegar chips dipped into, I would choose fresh and fruity.

strawberry yoga. I have both of these things at home. I have strawberry yoga. Usually available. And I do believe I have sod and a good chip. I've never thought to put them together. Now this is getting into Guy's snack territory, just chips and some yogurt.

But hey, I mean, it's something. I just can't imagine the flavor. It's sweet, tangy, it's crunchy. I'll give it much. You know. I would say Meg, your daughter's probably tried it. Yeah, probably without even wanting to. You're dead right.

That's it. That feels like a toddler food. I would serve it as like a party favour, but people honestly look at me and think I'm going to break. People are not coming back to your house if you're serving chips with yogurt. It's a similar vibe to dipping your

McDonald's fries into your Sunday. That kind of vibe, isn't it? And if you do on veggies, here's a trick for the lads as well. Just peanut butter on toast, like on Vogels or whatever, and he's sliced tomato. Peanut bun and tomato

and there's crack salt and pepper on there. You feel like you're getting one of your five plus a day's in as well. All right, let's go to the last one. Rod, I don't understand this. at all. Is this a recipe you came up with, my friend? I had a mate that was flatting,

and he decided to make us roast chicken, orange roast chicken, you know. Nice. Sounds very nice. Didn't have any oranges, didn't have any orange juice. We had Raro. Brilliant.

We basted this thing in Raro, cooked it. It came out white A-F. My goodness. Was it tasty? Horrendous. Oh, no bad. He ate it, but I refuse.

Yeah, yeah, that's... I love those trying stuff, man, and one day he's going to stumble across something epic. Yeah, he's just trying to pushing. Experimenting. I will say it's too long to prepare it to call it a guy meal. I mean, roasting a chicken too long. But I've never heard of anyone seasoning meat with Raro.

So that's like... Goodbye for that meal. Yeah. Oh, thanks, Rod. Someone else has said two minute noodles and an egg omelet. That's coming through quite a bit. I need to try that one as well. Yeah, the nomlet.

The nomlet. The noodle omelet. Get amongst that, lads. Meg and Dan Candle with Meg All thanks to AUSA for their Alfred Street Party

the hottest gig at Auckland O Weeks so cool that they do things like that I think it's awesome Let's talk about Luke Holmes Who we all love We think he's a really great guy He's got fantastic music

We all saw him together Didn't we? Yeah New album coming out soon as well I believe It is and he is spoken about If you don't know If you can't imagine

Luke Holmes he's a country singer Always wears a cap Has a beard and is a bit of a bigger land And he sings about, like, real life. Like, he sings about being a dad. He sings about kind of, like, growing up. Yeah. He's real life stuff.

I do think there's definitely more leniency of men in the singing world that can kind of get away with being a bit bigger and still being accepted. But I thought it was really good for me to see a guy like Luke home. So I thought we'd never have, like, that wouldn't have maybe passed his mindset because I'm like, oh, well, they're not going to get the, like, treatment like Katie Perry and other country stuff. have to be like skinny and thin and attractive and we make up and big hair and all those things.

Which is sad, isn't it? It's really sad that, and it's true. Women do get it judged more on their looks, but it was really good for me to hear it come from a man's point of view and realize, you know, we are all, you know, just human beings wanting to be loved and accepted like he is.

That was one of my biggest fears is like, man, maybe I like don't get a shot just because of the way I look. You know what I mean? And like that was like a hard pill to swallow because you can't really change the way you look. Well, was there a conversation? of like we're going to get you a trainer we're going to trim the beard we're going to blah blah blah like did anyone ever try to or did you ever wake up and think like i have to look like sam hunt

bro every day i thought i think that every day still i'm like every day i'm like bro like tomorrow's a day you know what i mean like i have always struggled with my weight it very it bugs me a lot that i can't figure it out yeah and i thought so sad i know right and i also think um you know big or small, he's actually a really gorgeous guy. I've always thought he's really... And isn't it funny? Because I don't even think of him as overweight or anything like that. No, no. He's just a great singer. He went on to talk about, and especially if you're a celebrity now, he's got all the money in the world, right? He could do things like gastrop band, gastrop bypass.

Obviously, it was Zen Pickers becoming more and more accepted and available. GLP 1 to lose weight and a lot of celebrities are using them. And he doesn't want to, and I thought this was also really refreshing. I would say so, as dumb as that sounds. That stuff scares me more than I think I would enjoy the benefits. You want to do it the hard way. Yeah. This is going to sound so like mental illnessy when I say this to you guys,

but I feel like I've never done anything hard in my life. Like I'm not out digging ditches, man. Like it's not that hard of a job. So the body image struggle to you feels like... It's like this thing I can't conquer. Like no matter how hard I try, it's just been like this impossible nut to crack. for me and I will do it, but I'm not going to do it the short way.

He's such a great guy. So he went on to say he doesn't want any medical interventions at all, and if he loses weight, you will know that he has done it in what he says the hard way. He also goes on to say that he doesn't think that he's not judging anyone else doing it, you know, with medical inventions in the way. What does it matter? Like, you know, there will be stigma against the OZEMPAC. There will be stigma against the gastric sleeve, but it's like, if that's why you want

and it gets you there quicker and it makes you happy. Well, there's definitely side effects and stuff that you can get with, obviously, using medical interventions. And that's why he said I'm more afraid of that than I am. But I guess for him, he wants to do it the hard way to prove that he can, to prove that this is the hill that he can conquer his whole. Yeah, right. If you've never got into Luke Combs before,

do yourself a favour and listen to a song Five Leaf Clover. It's like a bit of a B-side, but it is one of the best songs ever. It's like about being thankful for your life. I love that song. Yeah, it's great lyrics. It'll make you cry. I like this one. Crazy.

He's got a gift of lyrics. He just write a great lyric. Yeah, the start of the song I always says about my wife because it's like she takes forever to get ready and she's never on time for anything. But then it goes on about how she's amazing. An interesting lyric to connect you. That's the one lyric you connected with.

I was like, babe, this song literally I could have written this for you and that had been, she was looking at me like, not happy. I was like, wait, wait, it built, it builds, it builds. Over the next couple of days we're going to be planning and prepping our Dan here because he's going to be chased by many of people I imagine for cash strapped

Oh yes The things people will do for electric av tickets is crazy ahead of a sold out weekend but the things people will do for VIP Electricav tickets Let's give me my last show How you can get your hands on the next And quite fitting that one I run actually

because this time tomorrow Cashstraps is back at the Hagueley Park Netball courts in Christchurch And if you can catch Dan, he'll have $200 cash, but more importantly, two VIP tickets to the sold-out electric av festival that you could be getting your hands on if you track them down first.

Now, usually it's just me doing the running, you know, but I don't want to do the same thing every time. Okay. So this time we're switching up a little bit. There's going to be a decoy runner plus me. Okay, so, oh, right, so people don't know who to chase. They'll be like, oh, God, who's her, who do I tackle, who do I tackle? Got it.

Because the decoy will be there. And that decoy. is none other than our producer, Nipia. Morina. You two look, nothing alike. No, we did. Very similar. We could have been twins.

How much Māori do you have in you, Dan? I don't know. I think I've got a little bit of Māori to me. Do you want some more? Yeah, it does. Oh. Okay, because Nipia is part Māori and you're very much not. I think there's definitely a percentage of me that is.

I think you'll be able to tell right away who's Dan and who's Nipia. But here's the thing, Meg, you're not knowing that we're going to be running so fast. so fast that it's going to be like a blur. And the people that are chasing us, they're running as well, so it's all blurry, isn't it? So I don't think you're going to be able. Let me test it now. I'm going to go out and produce this suite.

It's the perfect plan. We've worked through it. Don't worry about it. And so one of us is going to just shoot across, okay? You'll be able to see, but you won't be able to tell which one is which. Between you and Eve.

You're both wearing grey sweatshets. So in the Edge Studio here, we have similar clothes. The producer booth that we can see through a very large glass wall. We've got Bellar, you come over here as well and let's see if we can tell. Yeah, we can hear you.

Okay, so Nepeer, you come back here. We're going to go behind the scenes now, and one of us, we won't tell you who, is going to run across, okay? And you won't be able to tell. Here we go. Clay. All right, and in three, two, one.

Yeah, it's very clearly Nepeer. It was Nepeer. It was Nepego, his nose and it's dark here. Right. And he's also got sunglasses on. So he's running a bit too slow Okay so here we go so fastly Here we'll do it again

Who's this gonna be? This is a try if you've just tuned in To see if we can work out Which one is Dan and which one is the decoy That was Dan That was you Yeah so Okay try it again

I can one more one more I mean just because you're both wearing a cream Yeah Doesn't Three two one No that was neepier It was neepier he was just toe bouncing To make it look more like you in the run

So it seems that you guys have got us both times. Yeah. I think he might like morph suits maybe if you do that. What if I did a bit of a spray tan? Absolutely not. Maybe more suits. Okay. Yeah, I think if you cover your faces

and then the only thing that would be differentiating you from your decoy, NEPIA would be maybe an inch or two. Okay. Okay, we'll go back to the drawing board. Okay. Yeah, spray tan, not a good idea, Dan. Although I'm sure Clint has got plenty of people.

bottles packed. How many? Clint's six, seven? I'd tan before I leave. Can I borrow some? Yeah, no. Okay. I need a bit of a mustache as well, and I think we'll be identical twins.

Could have looked sharp. Separated at birth, baby. Looked shut for two bucks and they've got, you know, those ones where there's like five or six different kinds, depending on what you want. Right, I will email the promo team to get more suits, right? So my house is just suggested we go dinosaur costumes. Now, that's not a bad idea, Danny. That's good. I like that.

Hard to really get a lot of speed up, though, in those, I think. No, you can do it. All right, but yeah, if you do want to get your hands on a VIP double pass in $200 cash, Hagley Park, Nipple Corts and Croucherich, this time tomorrow is 7.30, get there. At about 8 o'clock, I think the race will start. You just don't want to catch the decoy runner. But from what Meg and I have observed, you'll be all right. I think it should be easy to work out which one's down.

What's you're running, we're running, it's all blurry. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. You may have seen the story. I know you will have seen the monkey, surely. A little punch, little Japanese. monkey born at Ichikawa City Zoo near Tokyo. Cute little fella, isn't he?

Yeah, he was abandoned by his mum shortly after birth. And zookeepers had to step into care for him after a lot of other monkeys. Supposedly, it's a social status thing with monkeys. And if you aren't, obviously, I don't know, maybe. Similar to humans in a way. Yeah, I suppose if you're seeing as like less than, he gets bullied and he gets like pushed around. and other monkeys actually go out of their way to bully him as opposed to him just getting in the way and them dismissing him.

So they gave him a little soft toy, didn't they, to keep him company from IKEA? Yeah, it's okay. I hate the story so much. Little brown like orangutan. Looks a bit like him, but obviously fake. Yeah, and he like drags it around and when he gets bullied, he runs to the comfort of his own softwa.

Oh my God, I actually... There is one moment I've seen the video, and you would have seen it, but where he's getting bullied by another real monkey, and then he puts the fake monkey, like, hides underneath the monkey just to like shield himself dear little man. Oh, it's a bit me. If he thinks out the monkey's real.

Yeah. Yeah, but it thinks it's his mum, you know, so he's like, protect me. I want to know where is the mum? Is this mum still in the enclosure with him and just pretends he doesn't exist? Or is mum in another enclosure because she, I don't know. Anyway, very, very sad news. Get on with it. Punch's orangut.

Irangetang is completely sold out where wood. You build that up. Yeah. Oh, well, he's not dead. So you'd be pretty happy. Punch is all good. In fact, now he's all good. He's doing bully, like, daily. Now he's got a surrogate friend, like a person that's caring for him, another monkey. So now he's fine.

Oh, yeah, I think there's someone else has stepped in since, like, some other monkey is like, all right, man, I'll look after you. Yeah, I'll look after him. Really? Yeah, but that seems grooming to me. I don't know. It's not looking good for punch. Oh, geez. So, yeah, his monkey you could buy from IKEA. IKEA recently opened up in Auckland.

And I did see this monkey everywhere, so you can't buy that anymore. No, it's sold out in South Carolina. Korea and Japan, the United States, Australia, you cannot get your hand on Punchers Monkey. It's bringing people out of the woodwork as well that is still sleeping with soft toys going, it's like a comfort thing. Like people in their 30s, 40s that are going,

I still sleep with a soft toy. I've been trying to get my 4-year-old onto a soft toy, but she's not really that bothered with them personally, but I still have mine. I've tried to even give her my old ones because I've still got Zoe and Piggy. We've talked about pig, my pig, on the show at nauseam to a certain degree

where I slept with him until I was like 17, 18. You still, sometimes. Sometimes when Hannah's away, I'll get him out. And it's just something, in all seriousness, genuinely I'm not even being funny here. Like, there's some sort of chemical reaction in the brain when I cuddle that little pig that's like just comfort. And people will know what I'm talking about.

People with comforters, people with soft toys. Okay, it's a tri-pillow. The witch is a pillow. Which is a pillow. Which he's bringing on his trip, by the way. He's very attached to it. So I think we, if we're going to talk about, Do we open up to what you're sleeping with?

Because people are blankies. What do you sleep with for comfort as a grown ass adult? Yeah. Yeah, I do. I mean, I tried, I packed my tri-pillow in my suitcase because we're going away to cross church today right after the show. And I tried to sleep without it. And I tossed in turn for an hour and then I was like, by great.

And I unzip my bag, took my tribe pillow out and then straight to sleep. Good on you. I didn't pack my special pillow. I think I'm going to have to get my husband to bring it in. There's a real stigma around it if you're sleeping with a soft toy in your 30s. I reckon we need to lose that. It's fine. A pillow is different to a soft toy.

I'm like tier one. It's just a different shaped pillow. Once you start hanging on to a little tiny little pig and stuff when your wife's away, that's like level five. That's not every time she goes away, like maybe 50% of it. She's away for a long period. What is your adult self still sleeping with the comfort? We'd love to chat about it.

Because there's going to be a lot of people sleeping with that orangutan. The punch has got at the moment. If it's sold out worldwide across every IKEA. Already people with a tri-pillow, Clint. You're not the only one. Yeah, tell me about it. You can get it between your knees and around your neck. Why have you got it between your knees?

You're not doing that, well, we've got to rest out, otherwise it hurts. We're wondering why your adult ass is still sleeping with for comfort. Punches a little soft toy, you know punch the monkey, the Japanese monkey that's all over everyone's social media. Little cutie? The soft toy orangutan that he's dragging around is completely sold out worldwide. IKEA must be making more money off that monkey than they are off selling furniture flat packs. Yeah. Yeah, it was actually relatively.

cheap as well, but when you're selling them at that volume, my God. And there's a stigma around people sleeping, like adults, sleeping with a soft toy or some sort of comforter, whether that be a tri-pillow like Clint, a pig like me, or a, you know, like those blankies as well, some people have. Those are disgusting. People are blankies from birth. And then they're almost like, looks like an old rag that's just got like so many

holes in it and stuff. You know, they're like, people like rub them around their noses, so much so that some people get sores on their face. Yeah. Gross. Disgusting. All right, well, let's go to calls and hope somebody has. and got one of those cleansed. Yeah. Oh, serious just dropped off. Brena, morning.

Hello, how are you? Oh, we're good. You've got a soft toy, Brena? I do, yes. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking? 20 sick. Good on you. You sleep with it every night?

Yes, I do, unless my partner tries to throw it out of the bed. Oh, so you're sleeping with your partner and the soft toy, a combo? Well, hey, this shift worker, so I fall asleep without. him more often than not. It just feels weird to not have the panda when he is there. And how long has panda teddy been in your life? This particular one, not too long. I switched him out.

So panda's my favourite animal, so it's not a specific teddy if that makes sense. Oh, that's strange. So it's not a comforted thing because it's from childhood. It's a comforter because you like panda bears. No, that is crazy. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. No, I think it's fine.

I think it's a little bit more acceptable for a girl for whatever reason, but if it's a guy, I reckon people think you're weird. I'm one of them. I don't think I'm the one that does it. Everyone gets comfort. Yeah. Yeah. Good on you.

When do you bring it out, I guess? When do you bring it out, I guess? When do you bring it? Like, if you're staying to sleep with someone and you're dating them. Katie's 21. Yeah. You've got a, had a care bear for 15 plus years. When do you introduce it in a new relationship, Katie?

Is that me? Yeah. Yeah. Unless you gave us a fake name because you're so embarrassed. No, I'm 26. Had it for 15 years and I'm married. Well, when did you introduce care beer into your husband's life then? Because at some point, you had to go, right, will I sleep with my care bear?

Was it first night sleeping together or later on? Actually, it was the first night. I was just like, really? Couldn't go one night without him. I love that. you're like, nah, stuff. If you want to be in my life, you have to accept Care Bear. And what is Care Bear?

Now, this is a very personal question, Katie. But what does Care Bear do when you guys do your marital stuff? Faces the wall, probably. Yeah. Put them in the corner? Yeah, pretty much. Just get pissed off the bed. Right.

At least two to be eight. Thanks, Katie. And here's got to Caitlin as well. Caitlin, how old are you, and what do you sleep with? I'm 26. I have a stuffed panda. His name's Bob. And I sleep with him every night.

He goes everywhere with me. And you've got a partner as well, don't you, Caitlin? Yes, I do. I have a partner, and he sleeps between us sometimes. Or when we're cuddling, he'll be on my side, and then my partner's behind me. Now, Bob was lost for a little while, wasn't he? Oh, dear. Oh, yes.

We took him to Fiji, and we went out for the day. And when we got home, housekeeping had been in, and the bed was made. And I was like, where's Bob? And then I started crying, and my partner went to deception. And apparently got mixed up between the sheets when they took the sheets with them. And did your partner say, that's for my child, just to, like, cover it? Or did he admit that it's my wife's soft toy? So they asked him, was like, oh, wasn't your little child?

And he was like, no, it's my partner. And it's all that's weird. Okay. Hey, there is. Caitlin, while we've got you, I recognize your voice. You are the last $10,000 easy money winner that we had on the show. Now, we've been giving other people the chance to join you in that club and win $10,000. Do you want to give everyone a bit of a G-up, a bit of inspiration?

Because we've been falling short the last few days. How did you do it? What do you do? Just like think of anything that comes to your mind and then just try to see if it matches. like anything within E, just have words floating in there. That was my letter, for example. Just have words floating in there and choose what fits the category. I remember the day you won.

We were just gobsmacked at how quick. You had time to spare. How many times did you pass from memory? I think I passed twice. Yeah, and then you still had time because you were so quick that you actually went back, polished up the two answers that you passed and still finished with like two or three seconds to spare.

It was an unreal performance. It was done. live, we saw it in the flesh. It's just, it just proves it can be done easily if you're just on in that moment. You're the greatest of all time, Kate. You're the

guy, Mark, you're the one that we rave about. We need another Caitlin to play next. Well, I wish you ever play next, best of luck. Don't think too hard about it. Just have words floating in your head when you hear your buzz letter. Good on you, Caitlin. She makes it sound so easy.

Yes, she does. And it is. That's why we call it easy money. And she's still very rich to this day. She invested well. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Repar say you'll be given a letter between E and Z, hence Easy Money.

And if you can give us 10 answers starting with that letter inside 30 seconds, the cash is yours. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back. If you missed it earlier, we had Caitlin on. She passed twice and still had time to go back, polish her answers up and took away, took out the 10 grand. Can be done?

I think once you start passing three or more, you're bugging. Right, Jessie is playing this morning. Jesse, you're in Christchurch. You're going to Lechiev this weekend? Oh my God, is that me? Yeah? Yes, yeah, I'm here. I'm ready for this.

Okay, let's do this. You sound like you're positive. I just want to say that I was listening yesterday with that mom, and if I win, I want to match what you gave her. Oh, bless you. Yeah, yesterday we spoke to Jade from Queenstown, who was a fake name and under-voice disguiser, who admitted that she had $3 in her bank of gun.

$15 in savings with five kids. And me and Clint gave her, collectively $1,000 from the paintings that we sold. So, Jesse, if you win, you're going to double it and give it to Jade as well. Yeah, I want to give her $1,000. Oh, you're amazing. So kind, Jesse.

Okay, well, your letter is E. Hold on, hold on. I'm shaking. The last time we gave away $10,000, it was one with the letter E. So let's hope it's a good omen for you. It's doable. Okay, Jesse.

Come yourself. Your time will. start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. We want you to win. We're on your side. Best of luck. Give me something you take on... Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Okay. Stay quiet. Jesse. Listen. Jesse, making me nervous, Jesse. Okay. Here we go. You're good. You got this. Give me something you take on holiday. I wear. A type of bird. Eagle.

Something round. Eggs. show? Eve. A word Indian H. Earth. A cosmetics brand. Evelon.

A male actor. A Yuma Gregor. Time, Tossie. Are you great answers, though? You got to eight. I mean, you're the expert, Meg, but as Evelon a makeup round. I don't know with Estee Lauder. Yeah. Yeah.

There's Alf as well, but Evlon, I mean, it could be Revlon. without the E. You know the care one at the sixth market It's like E-V-E-L-O-N. Yeah, it could be. Oh, my God. I thought it was just a knock-off

like a wish version of Revlon. Yeah, it could be. Let me see if you would have passed with that. I mean, you're right, Evlom. Oh, you see, good on, yeah. So you're one of the thought you're an idiot? Shame on them. You got eight.

Oh, got it. Yeah, there was one in the middle there where you took a little bit too long to guess, but apart from that, you were pretty bang on. Damn. I'm ringing back. Thank you so much. Yeah, good on you.

Yeah, thanks, man. Right, back again tomorrow, 7 and 8 o'clock each morning until we give away $10,000 with easy money. Something given to my wife yesterday that most women, I think, would be like, yuck, that's disgusting. And my wife was like, yeah, I still got it. Yeah. She was really, she enjoyed being wolfwhistled at.

Ooh, I was wondering about this. Is it a wolf whistle still a thing? She texted me and she was like, got wolf whistled out this morning, dropping the kids off to school. She said, made my day. It's very interesting take on it. Yeah. I'm not sure how many women are into this.

Meg, probably not a big fan. Yeah, I don't think so. I mean, I don't... I weirdly feel like there should be stipulations of, like, how it happened. But I don't think I'd be into it now. How would you feel good about being more... I don't know. Like, I don't know if it's...

Like, maybe I dressed up purposely, and I really wanted to feel really good, and I'd be fairly really bad about myself, and there was construction site, and they were well away from... me, like well away. And then they said, you're looking great and you're doing a good job as a mom and a

working parent. I don't know if that's the giggles. I see that wedding wearing on your finger later, but I just want to say you're beautiful and you're killing it. What a lucky guy he is. What a long interaction that is. That's probably what I want. Well, all I know is that my wife got wolf whistled at. And she

messaged me and she said, just got wolf whistled, dropping the kids off at school, made my day. And I was like, I think you might be in the minority there, babe. Now, did you see the person, Jamie, she's on the line now. Did you see the person that Wolf whistled at you? Um, yeah, I did. Was he a hottie? Yeah. Okay. So do you think if he, perhaps you weren't attracted to this individual, it would be a different scenario. Oh, if they were like a three. Yeah. Yeah, and if he was a stranger, it would have been a bit creepy,

but it was actually, um, Clint, you know, it was Darren. Oh, it's another. Oh, it's got to Clint face. Hold on. Haney's husband, Darren. Yeah, you know, the ex-professional football player quite well-groomed. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Darren?

You're doing with the root body still playing, like, Division I, like, national football. Yeah, well, this changes everything, Jamie. This changes everything. Yeah, I must say, if there was a male friend that I knew or a friend of a friend, and they did it, maybe it does change it, especially if they're a professional rugby player.

And it's kind of cute because he would have gone, Jamie will love this. I know her, she'll love this, and he did the wolf whistle. Listen to you giggle. I mean, to be fair, even I'd be like made my day of Darren Wolf Whistled at me. Yeah.

He's a good-looking rooster. I mean, if you don't know what a wolf whistle is, it's like, like, yeah. It's the, I can't even do it. Like that. Yeah, he had a good word. I didn't know he could whistle that well, but that's also a bit of a bit of,

we'll get someone who can. Yeah. That's, that's it. Thank you for me. Manly. Yeah, nice. Oh, okay, so, because hot Darren, probably the most attractive friend that I have.

Sorry to any other friends are listening, but if you've seen Darren, you know. Yeah. We'll just go, I'll need be a bit walked off. Yeah, if you see Darren, you'd understand. Yeah, well, no wonder you enjoyed that. See, I don't think, like, because you know him, Jamie, it makes it different, but I'd be very surprised if anybody calls through saying they love a wolf whistle.

From a stranger. It is a little icky. And I was, like, inactive where walking my daughter to school, holding her hand. It's not really the time that you'd call a chick. But Dazza gets away with it, I. It's not really any time.

Dazzy, your dog. Jamie ended up with the wrong man. Has he got a wife, partner? Oh yeah, she's smoking. Yeah, she's one of my good friends, and she's beautiful. She's like total 10. You'd wolf this order.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I would. Okay, thanks to me. Actually, this all makes a lot more sense now. Yeah, thank you for clearing that up. When you told me this quickly yesterday, I was like, that's interesting. but because I said to Clinton,

I was like, oh, is you not giving Jamie attention at home? And he goes, God, no. I chase her around the house as soon as she's got a top off. I hear the shower running, and I go running. She had in the shower again. I'd be constantly clothed at home, that was the case. My wife is so excited, I think, that I'm going to crush her. She can just have a reprieve from me.

She can just have a shower alone. She, like, secretly takes off her clothes, sneaks into the shower, just so Clint doesn't chase her. What a nightmare. She wants like a soundproof, en suite or something. What a nightmare you are? Yeah, I'm a bit pesty. Okay, well we were going to do

What's the thing most people hate that you're really quite into, or that people are into that you really dislike, like when you know you're in the minority with something, like Meg with other girls flirting with her husband. Oh, yes, I do love it when other women flirt with my husband, for sure. Even when you're there, though, are you like witnessing it? Yeah, I like witnessing it. I like seeing it online.

You know, I saw one girl one time when he used to work at another radio station, they said, who's the guy is the producer? And oh my God, it was a good day for me. Because Meg's like, yeah, and he's mine. That's my husband. whereas most people do not like seeing their partner being floated with. It's a real cuck energy, Meg, actually.

What is that thing that most people aren't into you quite like? What do you got, being wolf whistled at, people flirting with your partner? It's a niche maybe. Yeah, it's safe space, no judgment, because obviously you will be in the minority with your opinion. For sure. Oh, 800 the edge. My wife is one of them, and she got wolf whistled out the other day. She texted me and said, Made My Day, which I thought is probably not a...

a majority type opinion. No, we did then find out that it was one of your male friends. Yes, concerning actually. Yeah. Haley, were you also will fissled at recently before we move on? Yes, I was.

Just got out of the car and was walking down like the footpath. And how did that make you feel, Haley? Well, I said it in pretty dumbfounded, like, huh? Dumbfounded, yeah. Yeah, and did you confirm, did you go me? No, I just,

honest to God, I stared at them completely blankly like, this can't be right. And then when I got home, my partner was like, oh, you've still got it, babe. You're a milf. You're a milf. You still got it. Good on you, Haley. 33, two kids still got it? I just want to make sure that we're not making wolf whistling and sound really good to do.

No, I don't think it would have been. And encouraging people. I think it's funny if you know the person and when they turn, they'll go, oh, it's Dan. You know, as opposed to who the hell is that? Yeah, yeah. Do you think I could get away with a wolf whistle? Can you even do one? No

No No Dan You're okay You're having a heart attack That's the most It's the most it It's thing eh

Not being able to whistle Yucky Yucky We wanted to have a chat with you On 800 The Edge About what's the most That's the thing That most people hate

But you enjoy Natalie says she loves Sitting in the back seat Of the car On a long journey Most people want to go to the front I just spread out In the back

True There's actually more space I think that only works If you're the only one In the back Yeah because And also, and if you don't have a tall person in the front, they put their seat right back like Clint does.

It says he's like, oh, obnoxious. Yeah, so obnoxious. Passes you off, no. The thing most people don't love that you do, quite like, I love talking to the Uber driver throughout my journey. Someone's text. Oh, I had an Uber driver this morning because we're going away after the show,

and he was a chatty Uber driver. I had silence. Yeah, and I quite like a chat. And they're a bit of a chaty one because it makes the journey go faster. Quite often you just get in and you try to make conversation they just shut it down. Yes.

about this text. I'm a single female and I love paying for the guy on a first date. Shows I'm independent, capable and that I don't need looking after. Yeah, that's great. Great tactic. Tori said I love doing the washing. Okay. I think of all the household chores, vacuuming's my face. Me too. Yeah, because you get instant gratification.

Because you're sucking up all the stuff. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, is that the only reason you like vacuuming? Yes, that's the main reason, Clinton. And this one. If you know, you know, can't talk about it. I thought it, Dan, we knew you like the makeup cleaner. And it was years ago when I was a teenager.

We've talked about it too much. Yeah, Dan used to clean a lot when he was a teenager. I need just to my room. Very tidy. Anyway, I love winter. I hate it when it's hot. Cold and impressing is my vibe. I don't cow from the day show. He loves winter as well.

It's his favourite season. Really? Yeah. It's nice at night winter because you can snuggle up at home. Clint hates it because he has to wear sleeves. Yeah, no fish neck tops for him in winter. Clint. Oh, oh my gosh.

When therapy's too expensive, you can call 0.800 the edge. It's Clint McGinn-Dance. Advice, Roulette. For the past 10 years, I've used the same photo at the hairdresser. Wow. Well, why? Do you go to a different hairdresser every single time? Well, to be honest, in the last few months, I haven't because I've been going to the same one.

They know exactly what I do. But when I go to a new one, I go, I want this. And show us the photo. I just fish out of it. You don't need to see the photo. Show us the photo. Ellen DeGnerous. No, brilliant.

A good gag, Clint. Is it Justin Bieber? Yeah, it's this photo of Justin Bieber when he had a spiky hair. From 2015. Yeah, it was when he had his spiky cut. And I usually just zoom in on that because it is embarrassing to show a photo of Justin Bieber

and go, I want him. But it's just the spikiness of his hair that I like. We got talking about this because Produce an EPR message me the other day and said, should I get a hair cut before, Electric Cave? And I said, definitely. Oh, you should have gone with here if you want. Yeah, if you want.

pig to be fair. That's what we call you behind you back. I'm a shruffy pig. I'm a mate. And I said you'd look a lot better with a haircut. I said, in fact, I think this haircut specifically, and I went off to my Pinterest board, I found the haircut and I sent it to him.

And he was like the look of that. And for the first time in his life, yesterday he went in and he showed a barber a photo. Yeah, I just didn't know that that was a thing. I thought it was kind of rude to show them a photo. So like, this is how you do your job and this is how I want it. Like head shapes. I'd usually just go in and go like bit off the sides,

leave the mullet, take some off the top. Good to go. And I tell you what, the first time you do it, it is embarrassing. But as soon as you do it, do it, you know that that makes it easier for them to cut the hair. Well, and saying that, though, producer is the only person that has ever worked as a hairdresser in our lives. And he says it's not helpful. Well, it's, okay, so, I mean, it's helpful to kind of get a little bit of the, like, see where they want to go. But the problem is, and this is where it falls apart.

Everyone's hair is so different. So I had a guy come in one day, and he was like, he wanted to, he showed me a picture of, like, Maclemore. So he wanted the real short sides and the cool thing coming forward. But he was half bald. Like it was his hair line went back to nearly his neck. I'm like, I can't. I'm sorry. And so he's comparing himself to that photo.

I think you need to know it's possible. I get that because when I was young, I've got very curly hair naturally. And I took in a photo, I think, of Hillary Duffer who is very straight hair with bangs. And so it's just never going to work out, right? I guess when you say, I want to kind of like short on the sides, but not like too short. Like, I still want a bit of length there.

And a hairdresser must be going, what are you talking about? You're saying opposite things. I would have thought a photo, you go, okay, I get kind of what you want, but you're not going to look like, in your case, Justin Bieber. Dan, I feel like, I feel like Dan's been showing his address is. Photos of Peter Noon.

And if you don't know who Peter Noon is, you're about to laugh. Google Peter Noon and it's Dan. Honestly, God, if you do one thing today where you go above and beyond, Google Peter Noon, go images. We need to set up a bounce bag, you'll go, holy crap, that's Dan's Dad. You can right now text Noon to 3343. He was the lead singer of a 1960s band called Herman's Hermits who say, don't know much about biology.

People will not know who Peter Noon is. One person texts through years ago saying you look like Peter Noon. And you guys have stuck with it. Yeah, well, you do look exactly like Peter Noon. It's absolutely wild. Danny Al's asked for a bounce back, Noon to 334. Not Moon, no. Someone's auto-corrected.

Hundreds of people are texting it. What is like really exciting for you, Dan, is that if they ever did a biopic about Herman's Hermits, we could really actually properly... I could audition. He's an actor, he's a singer, and he looks just like him. Oh my God, wow, it's so true. That's Dan!

I told you! But no one's doing a biopic about Peter Noon. Someone's digs his spoon, you won't get the bounce back. No, oh, N. Someone else said, ha ha, poor Peter Noon. Oh, Charlotte, that's a shame from you, actually. You know what, it's always a buttering a joke with me, isn't it? Spitting image, I just said, Gary, told you.

All right. So I forget the question now after all the Pied and Noon stuff. I don't think there is a question in the end. I think it's just Dan looks like Peter No. No. Okay, let's do it. Oh, I don't under the edge. Do I or do I not look like Peter?

Oh my God, it's his twin. Someone said, oh my God, Ted. So him. Okay, so somewhere amongst everyone looking at Peter Noon. Someone just tick through Peter Nantes. That doesn't even make sense. Not even a good one. Peter Goon, again, you're not going to get it.

Hairdresses, do you want us to show you? you a photo of the cut that we want before you cut out here. Yes or no? Yes or no, we need to know. The final answer, hairdressers, please. Someone's text us. Houn, you're not going to get it either. It's noon with an end. Three-ohs, calm down, Olivia. We're on, we're on.

Jack's Project is the edge. Clementegan Dan, no surprise. Dan thinks what we're doing here is really self-indulgent and we shouldn't be. But stuff it. We think it's funny. Yeah, we said we'll get the slap on the rest from the boss if that's what's going to happen. We were meant to be talking to hairdress as being like,

do you want us to show your photo before we have a haircut? And then we got talking about the photo that Dan shows his hairdresser, and he must have been showing the hairdresser. Photos of Peter Noon because they look identical. And Peter Noon is a man from the 1960s, Van Hermann's Hermits. And it's uncanny. You look like him when he's older, though. Like, when he's seminary.

You can text like hundreds of other people have done. Noon-N-3-343 if you want to see a photo of Peter Noon. He doesn't look anything like me. Someone's dad is like. Dan's dad is lying to a hashtag. Okay. Let's stop. Let's ask hairdressers that we want to know.

Do you want a photo, yes or no? Danielle, do you want a photo, yes or no, if you're a hairdresser? I'm not a hairdresser. I'm sorry, but I don't care about that question. I'm just like, that resemblance is absolutely okay. I'm lying up on her. She's gone. Okay, Donna is a hairdresser, surely.

Donna, photo, yes or no? I'm not a hairdresser either but I don't want to talk about that I just want to talk about Dan looking like Peter Nune It's unbelievable, isn't it? It's so easy He's like 60 He's nearly dead

Oh that's not true He is obviously a bit older than Dan But if you put Dan and this guy side by side And you said it was his dad Honest to God you put your house on it It were true Nathan's nailed it He said oh my God

It's Dan at Clint's age So I get that Nathan, why am I catching bullets? This is Dan's problem. Yeah. Also, we checked out some dance moves, very similar in time. I think we need to make sure that people come over to New Zealand. Oh my God, we need to get them over here.

But yeah, if you want to see the phone, I swear to God, if it's one thing that you do, we go a little bit above and beyond today. No, you've got a better things to do. Noon to 3343. And if you know what Dan looks like, you see this guy, you'll know what we're talking about. I love that. We've talked to a guy who's swimming the length of, like, the country to run. raise money for bottom trolley and to get

that stopped and you were saying the one thing we should do is Google a photo. He's a former bottom trolley and then after that text no. Very good, very good. Someone said that they need to get in touch with my mum Julie to see if she had a night with her bed. I'll say, shall we? Shall we call Julie next? I'm honest

to God think, no. Has he ever been to New Zealand? Was he here in the 80s? I'm putting my foot down. We've done too much new. We don't care about your foot down. We're putting my foot down. That's funny. than you're looking at him. I'm done.

No more Peter Noon. Stop texting Noon to 3343. It's very exciting. I'm excited for you to be in the movie. For his, about his life. Has Peter Noon ever been to New Zealand? Christy, good morning. Yes, Peter Noon was in New Zealand in 1966.

I was born in 1988. That's a long gestation, poor chills. Okay, Christy, you're an actual hairdresser. Let's get at least one answer for this. Should we bring in a photo yes or no? Yes. and you also want to take photos of what you don't want because that can be very similar to, you know,

if someone's saying, I want a little bit off, decides, but, you know, I want it to be short. It's like, well, you know. I'm going to take a photo of Peter Moon for that next time. And have you seen Peter Noon? Oh, my God, twinning. Seriously, that is... Shush, Christine, go away.

She's hung up on and pisses me off. You know, sometimes I feel good about... myself and then I come to work. He's a rock star. He's not a rock. He should be pleased. The fact that he sings as well just like you, it's like father and son. It's like you've followed in Dad's footsteps. Meag found a video of him before and she's like, he's even got Dan's moves and he's just humping like this

on stage doing that. He's just thrusting the sky. Never done that move in my life. Oh, that's absolutely your go-to move. Keep that bounce back up for the next forever. Clint, next time we do romantic fiction, it might be Julie meeting Peter Noon for the first time. I'm sitting that one out. Moon to 3-3-4-3. Holy shit!

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