The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW not in my house!

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for a morning full of laughter, awkward poolside encounters, candid discussions about old men at the gym, and playful teasing about genitalia. There's a lively debate on Secret Santa gift limits, hilarious off-topic chats about AI-generated music, and a heartfelt reminder to cherish the magic of childhood Christmases. Plus, secret Santa dilemmas, Christmas song preparations, and much more. Perfect episode to get into the festive spirit with hilarious, relatable, and sometimes poignant content. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening01:41 Music Talk and Throwbacks03:56 Celebrity Encounters and Awkward Hugs10:29 Golden Globe Nominations and Movie Talk22:23 Christmas Song Challenge29:07 AI vs. Real Music35:23 Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's Romance38:58 Reflecting on Christmas Memories42:52 Advice Roulette: Christmas Edition52:37 Funny Google Searches and Random Topics57:06 Secret Santa Dilemmas

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. No, no matter. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. The Edge Brecky. Hit harder in Auckland.

One, two, three. One. Good morning. It's one to six on Edge. Do you want to share with the class, Daniel? No, I won't, no. He was imitating the old man next to him at the pools with his leg up on the bench, drying his bits.

I was not doing the forward and back with the towel, is he? Yeah, but like, not covering it at least turn the other way. Especially with kids around. Yeah. I have, like, weirdo. You know, it was, yeah. It's just old people men. I don't know what the girls are like. No, it's definitely the same in the ladies.

But they've just been free and easy with their bits. Too comfortable way. I had like a towel around me. like doing everything I could to, like, cover my... Oh, yeah, well, you don't want anyone seeing it and then growing up not ever feeling like a real man. Yeah, you know, exactly. And that moment on, they'll be insecure about their penis.

Yeah, and they just keep getting flashbacks to the giant dong they saw of Dan Webby in the gym. So there you go. So let that be a listen to you. If you're ever getting changed next to me, face the other way at least. And but is it that age now where he'll stare and be like, look at that man.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, this is when, yeah, they point or they think they're whispering and they're not. Yeah. Oh God, luckily George doesn't talk So he didn't, but he would have But he's just entering that I want to talk about my penis stage a lot It's really fun for me Yeah, I've just entered that as well

Just recently Yeah, yeah Dan hasn't ever left that stage It lasts a while 37 years, 37 years it turns out We have our quarterfinal battle this morning Kicking up at 7 o'clock I don't want to talk about it, Clint

no, that's what I call knockout I'm off it She's dropped off the top spot Yeah Ash was picking the most winners but producer NEPIA currently leads our internal competition. He wasn't even alive when these songs came out.

Good job, Neeps. Oh, I don't near you. I was born in 2000. I was born for most of them. For most of them. Majority? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Us versus the playlist, 6am throwback. It's going to be tough to beat, I think, this morning team. Oh, yeah. The best Keshe song. Yeah, I think super underrated. And she's an incredible vocalist when she put out, like, an album a few years back. The praying one, right? Yeah.

Have we got praying on the system? Yeah, I think we would actually. Do you know my friend wrote that song with Ryan Lewis? You've got a lot of friends that have written stuff. Obviously, there's a few songs you got, oh, my mate Derek wrote that. Yeah, because there's a couple of Aussies that moved to L.A., and they're all friends. And I became friends with the group of them. I went to church with Ben, who wrote praying.

Of course, she did. A guy that went to church and wrote a song called Praying. How does he hear about it? He was probably out surfing and then just mid-surf was like, stop! Someone gave me a pen! I've got the lyrics! Jesus sent me a lyric! I hope you're somewhere praying.

Genius. I mean, it is a good song. And when she does that high note at the end? I mean, that is a good option. The only other options we really have in terms of day in music, Today was when Eminem released Stan in the year 2000 with Dido

The only thing is that's about locking someone in the boot of a car and driving it off a bridge That's so creepy isn't it Yes I don't know if we can play that What a good tune though Mm-hmm Six and a half minutes

Wow I mean Dido was almost the star of that song Was she in anybody though Before that song Or was the song No no no She was white flag And this one whatever

I think there's sort of thrust her into the mainstream, though, maybe. Whatever, it happened to dance. She's still performing, apparently. She's still doing stuff. Every time I think of Kasha, though, it's sad that I just think of that moment where she asked Seinfeld for a hug. She's like, oh, can I have a hug? No.

And he's like, no, okay, like, go on. And he goes, no, no. Yeah, he's weird. Full denider. Then she got all embarrassed. Yeah. I bet same. You wouldn't say no to Kasha, though.

I know you don't have hug her. She'd be all sweaty if she'd just come off stage. Oh, that's. Yeah, sure, no, I wouldn't hug her either if she was sweaty. Ash doesn't like hugging as well. There's a little known fact about Ash. Not because you're a cold person, but just because of the germs. And I get it.

But quite often we have people in the studio for an interview and they'll come in and they'll hug Clint and I'll go, no, not me, thank you. Strangers you don't know, fine. But like missing out on hugging like friends and hugging like Kesha. Because you're worried you might be sick. I would hug you guys. Oh, you risk it for us. No, because you know that if you were sick, you'd never hug me.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting better. My psychologist says I need to try exposure therapy. Because what about hugging, especially if you're going to do it for eight seconds, supposedly it's meant to release like endorphins that are super good for you. You can hug yourself and get the same endorphins. Really?

And I think you'd get more immunity from hugging people because it's like you're getting all their germs. I'm 39 years old, but I've built up all the immunity. I reckon you should start licking the faces of a few people when they come in, just to get a little bit more of that immunity. Yeah, that's what Dan does. And that's why a lot of our interviews are now on the phone. Yeah. That's why I got our HR that time.

Final Zoom. They've done a lot of Zoom interviews in 2025. That's why Ed Sherrod is never coming back into the studio. That was a weird day. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I always wonder, you know, when it feels like they're just like riffing at him. Like, yeah. Oh my gosh, this song's the great best.

Turn it up. Yeah. Are they just riffing in the studio? They've been in there a long time and they're tired. And then the producer goes, the producer goes, that actually works. Like, I think we could like leave that in. Play it on loop for like three minutes and be like just ref and we'll find the best bit. You're like, yeah, that's not just a candor bit.

They've done specifically a bit of talking at the end. I heard a song the other day. At the end he goes, yeah, that felt good. And then that's in the recording of the song, Carl? Like, do you reckon Eminem was actually like, there's no snare in my headphones. You know, on that, like, bit, yeah. I don't know that bit, yeah. Oh, that was like an iconic bit.

I remember the Colby Calais bit where she's like, will you count me in? I hate that. Do you know the best one? Play the start of bewitched, say, lovey. We all know that's the best one. Bewitched, yeah. God, now we're going to a real throwback. Oh, but it's spelt funny.

It's being a starwitched. Just do say lovey. C, apostrophe, E, S.T. It's a nightmare. It's all very easy to find. He's usually very quick at finding stuff. How do they spell C-L-L-E? C-A-Postrophe E-S-T?

Oh, that's a card. Yeah. Okay, there it is. Okay, you're right. It's got the star over the eye. That's why you can't find it quickly. Okay, here it is. Some people say it look like me dad.

What the hell? Some people say I look like me dad. What's that about? That is a weird thing to say at the start of a song. It's pissed me off for 20 years. Some people say it look like me dad. Look like my dad. What?

No. And then she's like, oh wow, stay lovey. That's life. You look like your dad. What the. It's actually a fun thing. Maybe we should like compile over the rest of this week. the songs that have the worst talking at the beginning or the end

that looks like the producers convinced the artist that it was a good idea to leave it in A lot of the boys the men's got that like Hey baby There'll be a list on Reddit probably we can find Of all the best songs The Backstreet Boys is that song as well My love is all I have to give

And they're like yo my name is Howie And this is how we do it Oh that's got to be number one And then it's like a girl that likes to go dances And then let me kiss her And then kiss her Is it on the system? I don't have the long version

Let me have a love YouTube will have to do it. That is the worst. It was big in the 90s. Yeah, and they all had a like, hey, my name is Brian and then they all gave this little like bio about what they were like as a band member. I hope they tour here.

Oh, please God. The Backstreet Boys? I'd fly to Australia for that. They recently did. We went a couple of years ago. Clint and I and Meg and boy, Clint was like in his element, man. He was like dancing. It was almost like there was the Backstreet Boys concert

and then we were at the back, and he was performing like his own little concert for the people in our surrounding. rounding's there. It was quite weird. The craziest part of that whole concert was actually when they put up this almost like

Japanese paper screen and then they were like silhoueted behind it and they started taking their clothes off and throwing it over the top like they were in a changing room and then eventually the underwear went over so they were like, what's it all just naked?

Like no they're not. And the girls and some of the boys are screaming and cheering away. I'd love to see Kevin Richardson naked. The thing is they're all. think they think they're as hot as they were 20 years ago. They are. Someone say hotter.

They're not. You don't get to have an opinion on that, Dad, unless you're willing to admit that you... They just look like five old men that are, like, still trying to be in their 20s. Here's the thing. They're at the age now, right? So you're back to your boy and you're like 22, 23. Then you go to the awkward, like, oh, 30, but late 30s, but then you get into the 40s and you become daddy. You're like a silver fox.

And they're at daddy now, so it's fun. They're cloning. They're cloning in it. Yep. Okay. I've almost, I've found it on YouTube and I've had to go through two ads. God, Ash, I'm not being crazy.

Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, I think it's around here. Let me scrub. Just, uh... Do you want to ask me for a second? Ash and I to keep up with our shit chat just for a little bit longer? Oh, okay.

Oh, it's the children. Without you, I don't. Oh. Anyway, I'll, um, I'll find it. Cure it up for tomorrow. Some of the worst, like, chit-chat during songs. Look forward to that. Don't go anywhere, guys. Damn's got nothing for you.

You know when we do a tease for the next day, like what's coming up on tomorrow's show? That's what we'll put in there. The talking bit from the Backstreet Boys song. Yo, my name is Dan. I got a big dick. And I'm a compulsive liar. Must have been another, Dan. Well, those facts is true.

You be the judge. Okay. We'll get a scandal update. No, we won. I refuse to do it. Someone else did do it. Clint Migg and Dan. Lesh, go.

Gossip and Entertainment. Scandal. Clit Migan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. The God Globe nominations came out yesterday. The award's going to be in January 11th. And they're a bit of a precursor of the Oscars. So often with the movie component of this,

it's kind of a bit of a, oh, this is what we could be dealing with. So, we'll start with movies. So, I don't know, have you guys seen one battle after another? No. The Paul Thomas Anderson film. I've heard it's good, though. Yeah.

Well, that leads away with nine nominations. And then Sentimental value in sinners, but Paul Meskull's new film is called Hamnet. Oh, yeah, I've seen the trailer for that. Me too. Me too. Yeah, yeah, and I didn't go. Well, maybe it's it been yet?

I haven't replied, but I would like to go to it now. I've seen some clips of DeCaprio in that other movie you're just talking about. He plays like a Mexican. I don't know the plot of it, but it looks, he looks. He plays a Mexican. Oh, no, like he's speaking maybe Spanish or something in and he's yelling out the side of a car. But he looks completely different, like full,

it looks like a great performance. Well, nine nominations, it's the most. He knows it's going to be good. Yeah. Our wicked friends, four nombs for them, and Cynthia and Ariana both nominated. How's this, though? Cynthia's nominated for best lead actress and Ariana for best supporting.

Ah. Which I think you're the first one They would have both been leads technically But We could for good I think is much more about Cynthia's character Yeah, a lot of more development for her I guess Yeah, so TV shows What do you think?

Do you want to give me a guess for best drama? I think there'd be a lot of Strange things That'll be in the next one I reckon It would be the next one Severance is probably in there Yep, that's in there

Along with Slow Horses The White Lotus Pluribus Yeah Oh yeah, just started watching You're watching that. It's on Apple TV. You can watch the first dip for free. Is that the other one the Meg was telling us about? Yeah. First tip you watch for free and then when you want to watch it too, it goes, 16.99.

And a pit and diplomat. Have you seen the pit? It's that one that's like in a ER in real time? I haven't seen it. I've heard of that. I've heard of it. Like if you're a doctor and you watch it, it's one of those shows we're like, oh, this is too real. You know, like, they've really nailed the reality of it. That's good. And then Best Series for Comedy or Musical. This is how, like, every single one of these shows is fantastic. Abbott Elementary, so funny. The Bear. Hack. So funny. Nobody wants this. Obviously my favourite. Only murders in the building and the studio. Oh, the studio.

What's that? It's the only one I don't know. Yeah, that is about, just basically about Hollywood. And so it stars Seth Rogen. I think he wrote a lot of the script as well. And it's just like the, kind of, have you ever seen Entourage? Yes. So it's kind of like that, but a little bit more meaty. Oh, cool.

Yeah, it's really good. So much to catch up on. And then Best Podcast is a new entry this year, never been done before. I'll give you one guess each. There's six nominations. Can you think of it? The category, sorry? Best podcast.

Best podcast. The Ash London... Oh my gosh. Joe Rogan. I wish. No, I think because he's too right wing for holding a bit. I'm she expert? Is that in there?

Yep. And then Call Her Daddy. Oh, yeah. Good Hang with Amy Polo on the Mel Robbins podcast, Smartless. It's my favourite. I am Mel Robbins. And then up first from NPR. So I was Call Her Daddy, is that the first time?

I guess it's the first time to see in there. So that deserves a win. That has been the top of the game for a long time. And she's amazing, honestly. And then I'm amazing. expert is very good. But yeah, I think call her daddy will take that out, I hope.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. On the third day of Christmas, it's breakfast gave to me Sue and a hairy fanny. There we go. Nice. Yeah, wow. Was it Sue, was it?

Was that her name? Yeah. Yeah, it was so. One of our favorite calls of the year. I can't wait to hear it. All right, well, take a listen as we look back at some of the highlights from 2025.

We're talking mean kids after we played 35 young school kids in a game of football last night and Dan ended up being dog piled by them and then they tried to rip his bands off in front of their parents Thank you. And hey, some of the parents were laughing. Better there, I'd rather have the parents laughing than thinking you were some sort of, you know? What? Because they were literally, I had no control over what was happening.

Morning, Sue, when were you bullied by a child? Good morning. So I was believed by my two-year-old When I was in the shower with her When she was little as you do And she was just looking up at me And then she goes Mum, when I grow up

I'm going to have a big, fat, hairy fanny Just like you, aren't I? And I was like, oh my God I'm like all those Just take out one of the words, two of the words But all the words Very hairy fanny And you know what's so funny

Sue is that from her height It would have just been right there Right in her face Exactly Yeah it would have been like mad Do you know what It's somewhat if we like It's somewhat sweet

In the way that she's like You know like that's that's what I want I want a big Hairy Fanny like mine Good on her I'm like oh great I'm described as fat to be honest Yeah

Is it in a lot I love that you're laughing about it Give Sue something clip what have we got Come on. Yeah, we can send you a Mother Earth prize back. Thank you, yeah. The Mother Earth's got a big, fat, hairy one. Yeah, she should.

Yeah, she should. She's never seen a wax strip in her life. Oh, I don't think Mother Earth necessarily want any sort of like extra. Extra GST. Yeah, well, adlips. I don't think they need the adlibs. Oh, okay. Oh, what a lovely lady.

Yeah, I don't know if we ever sent that one to the client. Let it grow, I say. You know, if you want. You can do whatever you want your vagina. Don't tell a woman to grow her pubs if she doesn't want to, Dan. He said if you want. No, he said, yeah, grow them. And then he tried to cover his bases.

What I mean to say is, you know what, there's no societal pressure to do it. And the bush is back, though. Is it? Yeah, I've heard too. Baby, yeah. Not in my house. Okay, that's fine. See, now you sound like the six is big.

I'm allowed to have a preference. You have one. It's because you've got everything. Let her grow, let it off. The last time I had a Brazilian, the woman was rude to me. And it gave me a complex. Like, she thinks that my, you know, like, she used too much waxers. something.

See, I was like, whoa, I've gone through two times. I'm going to have to charge you twice. Jesus. Yeah. When I were just speaking of waxing, remember when we got, we went and got my legs waxed? I don't know what it was for. It was for some sort of radio, wacky radio thing. And my legs have just like never being the same.

Like the ingrown hairs. I'm constantly dealing with it. Nightmare. God, you poor girls have to go through a lot. When I first started dating Adrian, I was like, okay, I better get back into it. So I started getting Brazilians again. and then once and we lived in different cities

so he'd come over and it was a war zone so many ingrones so I read that you could put like mix up aspirin with manuka honey so like before I let him anywhere near me

I just lay on the hotel bed with a paste of manuka honey and aspirin all over myself just like just give a 10 minutes down your down your downstairs reminds me

of my neighbour's backyard where it's just he can't even mow the lawn because there's so many rocks and stuff and really high grass, he's just got a weedy and he's moving stuff out of the way. Can you not compare your co-host's vagina to your neighbour's front lawn, please?

Back, back. You'll be back in HR straight away. I'd like, no qualms about it. They'll be like, Clint, back here again? Yeah, they've got me on first name basis. What have you done this time? Clint, Megan Dan. SpinkyBit.

Time to get naughty at 640. Okay, I had one of my friends My son's friend's round for a play dad after school They did that thing where they ask you in front of them Strange way to start at Audi 640 We can't see you. Yeah Yeah true

Come round and play And you're like well Say no You say no You just make up some excuse Like no and dad's got to do some stuff tonight Anyway Kids wanted to have Nerf battles

I pull all the guns out of the Yeah good cupboard You're a really good day Set it up and they're playing their game Cool And so My wife's out she's doing some groceries and stuff like that

and then she pops back in to try to get a start on dinner and stuff and it was very hot yesterday it's been very hot a lot so you got all the doors open all the windows open and I don't have a shirt on and I don't know what I'm so sorry I just did a really creepy smile at you

with us with I didn't mean to I meant to be like yeah get it boy as soon as Clint gets home he takes his shirt off even in winter yeah and because my wife's an amazing cook and she's in the kitchen doing that I'm like all right what else can I do so I'm washing kids lunch boxes and I'm like

Oh, the vacuuming could be done, so I go grab the vacuum cleaner. Hand it to Jamie. And I'm just... I'm just... And I'm just... And I'm just vacuuming shirtless in the house and the mum of the boy who is over for a play date. Knock knock!

It's at the start of one of those adult movies. So true. It's just vacuumed topless. And I hear her knock and I hear her coming down the hall and I'm like, oh, I'm just vacuuming like shirtless. But it's also my house. Absolutely fine. And she comes, yeah, I'm like, do I, do I have an obligation to put a shirt on in my own home to not make her feel awkward?

Or am I allowed to be shirtless vacuuming in my own house if that's what I want? This is what you do. First of all, you let her get a peek at the good stuff. Give it 30 seconds. I don't put my D out. And then you just go, I'm sorry, let me just go put a shirt on. So it's like you acknowledge that, you're not weird about it, but you acknowledge that like, since we've got company, give me a second, I'll come back with a T-shirt on. Because I also thought when I'd finished vacuuming,

and then I was like, because my wife and her were talking and the vacuum was loud, so I said, I'll go back to doing dishes. I was like, while I'm behind the kitchen bench, I probably look naked because you can't see the shorts, so you're just looking like naked behind. Well, she'd probably be imagining it. She's going, I always got on. And as a woman, I mean, the topless thing is fine.

Topless doing house chores, that's very, you can't be doing that. from someone that's not your wife because that's neck level. Shirtler's house chores. That's the equivalent of you going around to someone's house and their wife is naked swinging on

with those stripper poles in the living room. And she's just going, sorry, I'm just getting a workout. Exactly. It's exactly the same. Topless doing chores is the same as a woman stripping on a stripper pole. Jamie only does that on a Saturday night, doesn't she? Get a girl.

Okay, right. Yeah, that would be bad. It would be bad. What did she say? What was her reaction? Like, were you open the door? Normally I'd give her a hug. I decided to not do that.

No shirt on. I was like, I won't do that. Did you have pants on? Yeah, just shorts. Okay, I was better to say, because if they were grey sweatpants, oh, is that another level? I'm only rocking a level.

If you were doing grey sweatpants, topless and doing some chores. And knowing Clinton, the rumours I've heard about him, you know. I don't think he can rock grey sweat, but it's just impossible. The world would implode. It's not allowed.

That's the best 50 bucks I ever paid Meg to start that rum a year ago. Still paying off. Yeah. Hey Meg, here's a 50, you know Can you imagine if someone came over while Dan was topless? Wouldn't happen. You would be so awkward.

You'd be like, oh, God. And I've got grey sweatpants on. You can't see anything, but... Yeah. It doesn't happen. It just wouldn't happen. And I think I would be... You'd be the awkward one.

It would be the awkward one. It would be totally funny. You'd be like, oh, so... No one wants to see that, though. They're like, where's Dad's lying down on the floor behind the island waiting for her to leave? Clint Megan Dan She's getting close, team.

Getting close. Actually, two weeks, exactly, today. Because Christmas is a winter. True. It can't be right. I thought Christmas was Wednesday. Is it a Thursday? Let me have a look at McAllen today.

I think it is a Wednesday. 15 days from today. It's on Thursday. Yeah, okay. Well, I guess two weeks. Now, every year we do this really, don't we? We release a Christmas song. Yeah.

You know, just to sort of get into the Christmas spirit. And, like, there's not enough Christmas songs. So, why not add a couple more? And last year we did three different versions. Kemp did one, Meg did one, and I did one. And I think the only prerequisite or rule was that we had to, no, actually, there or two. You had to have somebody else feature on it. And then we pulled a couple of, like, stupid phrases from a hat that you had to include in the song.

Which was a real hospital pass. Mine was dogs on heat. I had to put somewhere in it. a song. Or is yours, Daniel? I can't even remember. It was, yeah, Meg had, like, what was it?

Raccoon hands. And Uranus that she had to include somewhere in her song. That's cute. Yeah. So, Clint, I must say your one was pretty good. I think you did.

Meg's one ended up taking it out. But I think you were robbed. I ended up getting my daughter to jump on mine. I did that sort of pink thing, you know, where she got her daughter to, like, sing on the end of his song. Yeah.

Yeah. See, my man. There is already a famous song called All I Want for Christmas But I thought there was enough space for two All I Want for Christmas songs So my song's also called All I Want for Christmas And it was actually almost like a tactical thing So that when people type in All I Want for Christmas Right under Mariah is my song

That's annoying because there it is no No but then accidentally my song will get a few plays That it wasn't supposed to get you know Or Mariah Carey finishes and then it goes into the next I want for Christmas. Are you ready? I see you. I'm ready. Had the jams. Oh my God.

So predictable. Stand all the roof hope you gets ignored. The blood red guy around the world adored. Oh my God, he didn't come to yours. It's come best. Address. Now I'm looking at the price and you know you bless. Stacks of toys, but who's got none?

Kids with dreams when the stockings run gets work full the bag until the work is done. I can wait for Christmas. I wish the stand-up kids be missed. This is how I want to live That's all I want for Christmas Spread the joy And make him feel alive now Extend a head to those still in denial

Tis the season to give not just take y'all Cheer and me don't make a difference Make a smile y'all Now we see those in need See those in need every day Thankful for those that don't look away Making changes No longer strangers hear them say

Oh, I can't wait for Christmas My wishness ain't no kids be missed This is how I want to live That's what I want for Christmas All I want for Christmas Talking about making a difference I'm making one Talking about risks I'm taking them

Talking about dreams I've been chasing them Lives I've been changing I'm talking about family of Christmas Regardless, it's careless If we ain't the ones embracing them This is the time we bring the cheer Dogs don't heap but we don't care I can't wait for Christmas

My wishness That no kids be missed This is how I want to live It's all I want for Christmas That was real I thought it was going to be like a parody song That was actually really good Yeah, Christmas

I'm thinking about doing things outside of Or worried about things That's very old brand for you're the most generous person I know Lovely, darling I copped a lot of criticism For adding an extra syllable to Christmas Christmas No, sometimes you need to do things

like that to make it memorable, Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A good gear from Canada. The auto-tuned machine was out of control in that, eh? Full noise. It was a smoke coming off. We had to get a new version after that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but it was very beautifully written. How's that Christmas song going for this year that we were supposed to be a part of, but you took over and wrote all by yourself and now, magically there's no time for me to do my verse. That's the thing. That's the genuine reason why I wrote it on the weekend

because I was like, we're going to run out of time, we're going to get to Thursday, and we're going to have not done anything. And look where we are. We still haven't recorded it. I'll make some time with Grant, like this afternoon or something, maybe. Grant's our production engineer that makes all that, see that thing that Clint just did. He's the best.

He can polish a turd, man. Yeah, oh, mate, he's the best. The amount of turds he's polished for me. My goodness. Yeah, so anyway, hopefully we'll get in there this afternoon and do some, lay down some tracks. Yeah, we'll look forward to debut in the original next week. That text that just came through, Dylan. You can take the boy out of church, but not the church out of the boy.

See you, right. They know you, they know you, they know you, and they. It was like a hill, hill song, B-side. Yes. Clint, Megandan, The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Get amongst the Robap, you get 10 out of 10, you're in the draw for a grand. Otherwise, thanks to Novice Glass.

We've got a thousand bucks right now. Ten correct answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you in 30 seconds. Wins you other money. Okay, morning, Katie, you're up this morning? Morena. Okay, you'd put the thousand dollars to which. your family Christmas. What a great thing to spend it on.

I've got there the end. Absolutely. Here she goes. Today your letter is P. P for presents. There we go. Thank you, darling. You ready to go? Absolutely.

Sorry, you can pass if you need to Katie, but no repeat it answers. Let's go. I'm standing up. I'm beginning with P. Can I please have a girl's name? The truth. An animal. Penguin. A sport. Um, pedal ball.

A job. Um, pass. Something that grows. Grass. Oh, sorry. People. A verb. Um. Pass.

Something in the bathroom. Uh. Actually, I got to give you that last one. A verb. Pass. Passing a ball? That would it? Mm. True? A doing word.

A doing word, verb, right? To pass. She said pass. I was like, are you got to give her that? That's amazing. That's a point. No, it wasn't enough though, was it? No.

A job could have been plumber, pilot, photographer, pharmacist, pediatrician. Yeah. It was a hard letter. It was a hard letter. Sorry, Katie. That's right. It was a good time.

Good on you, May. Have wonderful Christmas with your family, my darling. Best time you can have them, 30 seconds, they say. Yeah. Oh, Dan Biggs. It's too easy. That is debatable. That is debatable.

You set, your lady. You gave yourself a lay-up there, and I respect that. All right, back again at 8 o'clock. Thanks to Novice Glass, Winscreen, Triple Crack. You can contact your local Novice Glass, Branch Direct. Clint, Megan, Dan. Real music versus fake music. Once a week, we take a look at what the computers are churning out

to see if they're going to take over the world. I think it's still on track. Yeah, I think Creed is in trouble, definitely. That's one of the best covers we've had on the show playing this game, I think. the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down it's the breakdown for me

I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking All computer She ain't real The drums The nuance and the vocal and everything is just So concerning. So concerning.

Okay, I got three for you, so we'll find out. Best of three. Real music, fake music. Cole plays up first. Nobody said it was easy. Not too tricky to beat this one, I would have thought. Bit whiny. Bit whiny.

No, it's the genre. Nobody said it was easy. Oh, dear. It's such a shame for us to part. No, I said it was Christmas. Yeah. That is, yeah. No one never said it would be this hard.

Oh, here we go. Oh, no, take me back to the star. Oh! That's funny horns. It's so annoying. And you can't, I just can't like it as much as a human, you know, because I know it's a computer. I just want someone to redo it.

So I keep coming back to, I want, you know, Leon Bridges or someone to come along. If I was going on to it, like, if I was going on to an American Idol or something, and I needed an audition song. I'd just Google this and then just do that version as myself. And they're like, wow, you've really made it your own. Yeah, yeah, sure. That arrangement is incredible. Okay, I think fake music gets that one.

Can AI beat the beads in short? Kingston. That one sound AI. Yeah, it's very vanilla. It sounds AI. Too synthetic. Yes. Let me show you what you're missing.

Nah, it's not as good. Okay, so we're one a piece. Real music, fake music, it comes down to this. Fallout Boy. I don't think this is a perfect song almost. It's a perfect song. It is. It's very, very good.

Can't make it better. Very catchy. All right, let's see how AI goes. We're going down, down in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet. Loaded God complex cocking Pull it

We're going down, down In an early around I know you want to say it, dear Oh, shit There's love's killing her Steak face Oh, damn There's more than you

Bargant for you Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet You're wishing to be the friction Turn in your jeans, isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him? I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Notting your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Drop a heart.

Oh, here we got. Break a name. We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team. What a good call. Steve. We're going down, down in an earlier round. Fake music wins two to one. I mean, it's copying humans, but it's doing it so well.

Who's seeking the best part from all these other different songs and then going, I'll make a mega song? Like, if you think where we are now and where it will be in five years, like, scary is hell. That is really scary. It's already scary as hell. I'm now at the point where half the time I can't figure out if a video someone in Sanchez me's AI, I don't know. Yeah, we know, Dunlain.

Every day, every day you send a video to us, I'm like, oh, this to make you cry, Ash, and we're like, you know that's A-R-A. Ash goes, good one, I just cried, and I know that's AI. Look at this eagle picking a baby off the floor and flying away with it. It's an AI clip.

Still, don't leave your babies lying around when they're eagles. Don't risk it. You know? It's a good warning, at least. Speaking of making you cry, Ash, I've got something to get you to cry before 8 o'clock. Oh, gosh, won't be hard.

If it's an eagle picking up a baby, She knows it's AI. Is it? A.I. No, it's not. It's a nice reminder around this time of the year. Oh, you got me.

That's obviously what I cry. It's a little child that was raised by a family of goats. That's pretty cool. It's AI. Yes. They asked the kid what it was like, and he said his dad was the goat. That was bad.

Real bad. Thank you, Dan. We need to knock off now Okay, we don't have another week and a half for creativity left in there. Clint Meg and Dan Gossip of entertainment Scandal

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You know when the new Naked Gun film came out with Liam Easton and Pamela Anderson? Got terrible reviews. Yeah, got terrible reviews. But what didn't get terrible reviews was the vibes, the red carpet vibes between Pammy and Liam. And everyone was kind of hoping they were together. And Liam was kind of like leaning into it. But Pammy wasn't saying much. People thought, oh, maybe it's just for publicity.

It's not real. Well, now that it's not. It's all the dust is settled. Pammy's made a statement. She said they did have a brief romance, but it didn't start until after they finished filming. They had an intimate week at his home in upstate New York. So they kind of moved in together.

They spent a week just like cooking, gardening, probably bigger love. They even had some of their family members drop in to visit them. Then she said, after the kind of week of love, the intense whirlwind romance, they just decided to be friends. and their relationship is all the better for it. Oh, I wonder if she friends owned Liam.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, no, do you reckon he was wanting more? Yes, she's friends. And Pam was just like, no, thank you. Surely you'd be a great lover if you're a great actor. Because you could just pretend to be good, if that's what you need to do. Is he a great actor? That's the question.

Oh, Liam Nixon, yeah. Actually, they... Very specific set of skills. Well, yeah, they interviewed him about what he's like in bed. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. skilled to make me a nightmare for people like you. Oh, no, it's the nightmare.

That's where she got the 80s. She was like, I'm liking what I'm hairy. I kind of love the idea of them, like, having just a week-long romance at his fancy house. Like, that's hot. Yeah. You're hanging out, you're naked, you're cooking breakfast together. Well, it's hot as long as it wasn't like the idea was better than the reality. And then she woke up was like, yeah, that wasn't what I thought it was going to be.

I mean, they did have an undeniable chemistry. You can see it in the interviews. Absolutely. And you can see that they're obviously attracted to one another. Good on them. They're old. They've had a bit of, you know, like they've had some tragedy in their lives. Good on them.

Yeah. But I imagine that Pam's probably a little bit more experienced in that area than he is. Well, Liam was married for a very long time to the same woman as she unfortunately passed. And I'm sure Pam. And Pamela Anderson, I mean, she would be a handful. She'd get up to some freaky shit. And good on it. Yeah.

She's the best. I love that she's totally become, like, she was the beacon of, like plastic surgery and boobies and now she's like the beacon of just naturally aging beautifully. Oh, she's the best. We've been working to get her hash for about five months where you've been covering from Meg's Matley, right? Yes. It's been five months, God. It's flowing by.

Crazy, eh? And one thing we've learned about you amongst many of the incredible things that you possess is that you feel things very deeply. Some would say too deeply, my husband would say. Oh yeah? Have you spoken to Pete someone about it, a professional? Oh yeah. Well, I mean, a lot of of therapy and I have been for a while

but I think it's my superpower because I think my empathy makes me a better broadcaster and makes me a good interviewer but as with most good things in life it has its dark side and the dark side is that I feel things too deeply sometimes. You wouldn't make the Avengers would you but it's definitely a

cool thing to have. Thank you. When they're all in a huddle trying to work out of Iron Man or the Holt's going to do it and Ash is like just don't hurt him too much. Let's send ash. I said Paris I will cry. Okay I saw this and I was like oh man this will get Ash going and I knew that. There's a lot of pressure here so maybe

I won't cry now. Well, crazy if you don't because I sent it to my wife and my sister on. They both sent back screenshots of water, like tears running down their face. But I think it's a nice reminder for all of us to take stock in where we're at in life rather than like wishing it all away for the next thing.

Oh, she's already crying. Yeah, I've already got to be teary. Okay. We're 30 and it's December. And he asks me, what do I want for Christmas this year? I laugh and I say, I don't know, sleep, silence, sanity. Yes, yes, yes. He half smiles because we both know, I can't have that. We're 80 now, and it's December. And he asked me what I want for Christmas this year. I look at the tree

filled with handmade ornaments, now decades old, and they hang quietly untouched. I look at the lights glowing across an empty floor, no longer full of toy cars, Lego and Crumb. I recall the years where everything felt alive the squeals at sunrise the torn open boxes and the little voice yelling, Mama, come see

I cry and I say oh I don't know just one more Christmas when they were little he half smiles because we both know I can't have that and that's when it hits me I got everything I thought I wanted when I was 30

Turns out I miss everything I had when I was 30 The days are messy But the years are magic And you can't get them back So enjoy them Oh you got her Yeah She's a halfway through I think

Oh my gosh That was very Oh it's so true We just had a discussion last night Me and Adrian about How we want to be really intentional About making this Christmas magic for Buddy For that reason

Like Especially if we only have one key kid. We only get a finite amount of years to make Christmas really magical for him. So we were like, okay, we're really going to lead in this year. Because you're absolutely right. The squeals, the excitement. Like, and the simple things that four-year-olds get excited about, you know.

Yeah. He is beside himself that there are presents under the tree. He doesn't know that they're for our secret Santa's not for him. Oh, that's beautiful. It's so true. Imagine being old. We will miss the days we have now. Georgie in the backseat.

That was about to say. just like chatting away to themselves and you just look back and you're like you won't get that again. Yeah I was like I was listening to Georgia. We're only two years past that and I was like man I miss the days when buddy was just learning to talk and just practicing his words.

I still don't think I'm ever going to miss crumbs in a car but that's just me. I like a clean car always I'll always be putting crumbs in my own car. You can do that as an adult. Yeah, so maybe a nice reminder amongst the hectic craziness especially if you're someone that has kids and stuff and you can be like wishing this time away.

We just got a beautiful text from someone, sorry to interrupt you, darling. No, go. It's needed that to bring me back to Earth after having a really hard morning with my toddler. Thank you, man. Those mornings are so hard. Is it Brenner? Yeah, good morning. Man, those toddler mornings can be hard, can't they, darling?

Yes, my goodness. Yeah, it's a lot. And it is so easy to, to. Because what happens is they're hard and then you get frustrated and then you drop them at Kindi or ever and then you just feel like the worst parent. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm literally on my way to dropping off that Kindi now and, yeah, the tears my eyes on the way. Yeah, it was beautiful a reminder. Well, you're doing a great job, darling, even the days where it feels like you... Yeah, you'll look back on this day when you're 80 and go, bring me back. Take me back. So true.

Yeah. Oh, thank you guys. Love it, darling. Have a wonderful day. Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh When therapy's too expensive You can call

Oh it under the edge It's Clint Megan Dan's Advice Roulette Christmas edition As well A lot of issues A lot of things People are worried

And it's just about at Christmas time And if you are call us And we'll let you know What you should have shouldn't be doing This is the perfect one actually That's just come through Saying beneficial with a girlfriend For a month

Is it too soon to bring her to Christmas Contentious issue. Spend the wheel, Daniel. Here we go. Okay, spinning if it lands on one of us. That person needs to give the advice. The other two shut up. I say there's no rules in relationships.

You've got to trust yourself to such a situation. No two relationships are the same. Only you can know the answer to that. And I would say being too forward is better than being the opposite. The more love the better at Christmas time. Good advice. Yeah, thank you, dear. And then you get to meet their family as well and know if they're crazy

and then you can make a decision after that to leave them or not. So you'd rather a stage 5 clinger than someone that doesn't text back and is that flaky. Because then you can say, I don't think we're ready for that and I go, okay.

This one's a sitter for Clint. It's coming from Adam. How many bears? There's too many bears on Christmas Day. I think Clint's got a probably the perfect person for that advice spinning the wheel. Damn.

It's landed on me. How many bears? There's too many bears on Christmas Day, Danny? I think steer away from the bears. Yeah. On one is too many. One is too many. You know what's better than bears, ginger beers, and they're delicious.

And sometimes when you're around family, you don't want to get too real. You don't want to get too, your inhibition's too low. I think better safe than sorry, have two or three bears max. And also, that's, sorry, didn't land on me. No. We can't have ourselves. I mean, if you're spending, here's a little bit of advice. If you're spending it with immediate family, just your wife and your kids or partner, you know, go to town.

Happy days. but if you've got the in-laws over, be careful. And be conscious of kids as well. Yes. Like, no child wants to see their parent drunk on Christmas. Yeah. That doesn't feel nice. Not your turn out.

When you said, go to town, how many is that, Dad? Because this person wants another. Have I said to you go to town tonight, Clint? How many would you have? Honestly. Honestly. Like, I'm going to go to town? 10.

Okay, so five. I would eat my stomach pumped. Same. I think I'd die. I die from alcohol poisoning. Well, that's just the beer, though. That's before we moved to cocktails, right? Hmm.

My goodness, keep them coming. Okay, yeah, if you've got any questions, we're doing the advice roulette Christmas edition. We'll see if we can help you out next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. When therapy's too expensive, you can call O-800 the Edge. It's Clint Megan Dan's. Advice Roulette.

Yeah, Christmas Edition, if you're going through something this Christmas, oh God, what do I do? What do I do? O-800 the Edge, we'll spin the wheel and someone will tell you what. I've got you. Someone's text through this one. Lisa said, my father-in-law is a little. lip-kisser, and it feels awkward every time. What do I do if he comes in for a kiss on Christmas Day?

Should we spin the wheel? There's two ways you could go, really. Clint? I mean, your dad's a lip-kisser. My dad's a lip-kissor, so I feel like it's harmless. It's harmless. It depends on the person. I think it's harmless with your dad.

Yeah, look, I mean, speak now, forever, hold you a Um, I think you and I would both agree. Just let him lay one on you. It's Christmas. Have you met me, yes? Don't speak for me.

Sorry, well, you didn't get on the wheel, but I know Ash, and she would agree with me. Would you say, Clint, that it depends how long they linger on the lip?

Yeah, if it's just a peg? Fine. The father-in-law's hanging out there too long, then yeah, nah. If he slips a tongue in. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Unless it's hot, like, daddy. Like, if Simon Barnet was my father-in-law, I was already making exceptions for the whole father-in-law's. Otherwise, show them the cheek. Using a fake name here, Sarah joins us on the phone. Morning, Sarah.

Good morning. What's your question? So I work as a therapist, and we take time off her on Christmas too, most of us. And while we've talked as colleagues about whether or not that's kind of selfish to do when everyone we work with is so stressed, I kind of wondered if that's what the wider perspective of that was.

That's a great question. It's selfish for us to be taking time off at the moment, yeah. I mean, you need time off just as much as anybody. No, I'm rolling. Yeah, you've already jumped the gun here, Dan. Oh, yes. I would say, as someone who has been with the same therapist for 12 years, one year on, one year off.

You know what I mean? Like, you're a human being. You deserve to have time and space to fill your own cup so you can fill others. Sure. So maybe a good compromise would be just like a lot of families do like, okay, we'll do Christmas with your folks

one year and Christmas with mine. One year you work the other year you take time off? Yeah, you're listening to their problems all year, man. I know, sure you deserve it. But what if her cup this year is full and she takes it off and the next year is the year as the year is the year works through? Well, if she's asking the question now,

I would assume that the cup might be running empty now. Okay, so take the year off. And it's more about timing as well. Like we can take time off any time of the year I imagine this time of year is the stressful time for a lot of the clients that are right, that be your family or mate That's why you put in the work January to November

You know what I mean? It's not just a It shouldn't be just an emergency It should be I want to, you know Throughout the year learn skills and tactics To be able to handle this stuff I think there'd be less problems that people would have As a whole around this time of year Because it's summer

People are on holiday Life's a little slower You've got a very very special family Speaking from privilege probably Not privilege, just like You're just lucky that your family Don't have as many problems as most Do we have time for one more?

Caitlin's called through. Morning, Caitlin. Is this Caitlin in Africa, a $10,000 easy money winner? Yes. Oh, she's superhuman. We've never seen anyone play like you ever before. So her question is she's recently spent $10,000 and wants to know how to save money.

Yeah, she's just blown her 10 grades. Yeah, blow it on the pokies. No, what's your question, Kate? Oh, I was thinking of getting my partner a Nintendo Switch for Christmas But the problem is he's never had anything like that growing up So I'm scared he won't use it And that's a lot of money to spend on something you won't use You know, I'd be more worried that he'll use it too much

It's not your time now, here we're going to spin Because I've got some perfect advice here, but it needs to land on me Here we go It's landed on Clint Yeah, it's Clint Yeah, I'd be more worried that he's going to if he's never game before, he might get addicted to it and you might lose him.

You know how many partners? Wish their partner didn't game, and you have one that doesn't. I guess you know his personality time. She's a gamer. You know what? Your present, to be fair, has to be big this year

because he knows you won $10,000 for easy money. So if you cheat, if you skimbaugh, he's going to be fairly disappointed, I think. So whatever you buy him has to be twice as good as what you bought him last year, so maybe you've got to go with it. Oh, I'm thinking about that You're mostly just going to play Pokemon

Because that's what he likes But I don't know Everybody remembers the first Christmas They're on a console Oh my God, the best Christmas here Yeah, a bike Yeah, and a console Yeah, it was the best of my life

Yeah, all right, buy him the console, Kate then Okay, I will Good on you, miss you, babe Clint Megadam Lesh, Lechgo The Edge 1K, E, Z, money Practice makes perfect

and now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst a roe app. You go on the draw to win a thousand bucks if you get 10 out of 10. Otherwise, you can play right now, thanks to Novice Glass. Grand in the hand, 10 correct dances, starting with the letter Ash,

gives you, and the money's yours. And that's currently what Philippa's going to do this morning, morning, Philippa. Good morning. You're ready. So you drop the kids off already, so you're focused? We are in our way,

but we've stopped for the competition, yeah. Okay. So you might have a little bit of help from the passenger seat this morning. Yeah, just get them to shout it out. Okay. All right. You can pass if you get stuck, but no repeated answers. Your letter today is L.

L4. Look at that lovely lady called Philippa. Okay. Okay, beginning with L. Can I please have a fruit or vegetable? A line. A body part. Lime.

A color. Lime. A famous person. Lennie Kravitz. Something you can collect. Lego. A fictional character. Sorry, which one?

A fictional character. Sparse. Something in the kitchen. Time. Very quick. Yeah. That 30 seconds feels like he goes quicker and quicker. Just not quite quick enough, Philippa.

He does. I had Lightning McQueen for fictional character I had Ligalus That's right Yes That would have been a good one God we need a win I

Thought the kids could have shouted that In the back They'll lean you down there They're all good Thanks so much For the opportunity though Oh no worries Have a good Christmas

Gracious and defeat Back again at 3 o'clock All thanks to Novice Glass Windscreen triple crack Contact your local Novice Glass Branch direct The Clint Meg and Dan podcast What's in dance, Google history

Isn't sexy, is it weird Will it solve a great big mystery Or just something you would fear? Oh, come on, rip the band-aid off. Video of turtles mating, followed by How Do Turtles Mait? Oh, yes. Can I guess?

You were at the zoo with Georgie And you saw them and you thought, hey. Well, there was just one of the male guy. I'm guessing it was the male. He was laying on top of another turtle. But you know how, like, the ins and outs of birds and bees there's a bit of movement involved

he was just like that I was just on there I saw the same thing at Singapore Zoo and I'll never forget it I was with my niece who would have been like four years old and she pointed and went piggyback and she looked the woman turtle

didn't look satisfied you know she had this look on her face of just like I'm so bored here and he had his mouth open sort of like puffing I want to know which animals lady animals enjoy intercourse I don't think a lot of animals

just don't make for joy. I think dolphins do it for fun. They're one of the few. Really? Yeah, one of the few that do it for pleasure. Oh, bless them. What a life they live. Yeah.

All right. Do women find a beard attractive, followed by fastest way to grow a beard? Someone texted in the other day and said that you'd look good with a beard, so I'm sort of looking into it. They said Dan would be a 10 if he could grow a beard. Stubble, you could do more stubble,

that'll be hot. It says one of the top things it said was like have a lot more vitamin D. just like inject yourself with as much vitamin D. How much D are you getting? I haven't had any D. So I don't know. Can you get that?

I take a thousand milligrams a morning. Isn't it the sun, right? Just lay, just hanging out in the sun more. So maybe over summer your stubble will start to come through. Yeah, it's like growing a plant, give it some sun, give a bit of water. I've never seen my husband without a beard. Yeah. Never in my whole life.

Never? Never. Never seen his, I don't know what he looks like. He's like one of those people that have used all, they always see them with glasses and then they take off their glasses and you're like, well, go and put them back on. There's a really funny. Trenda that was going around for a while and I saw a compilation where like guys who have always had beds, just shaved it off,

just complete random and then they came around the corner and filmed their like kids and their wives' reactions. Some of the babies or toddlers cried because they didn't know who it was. Yeah, but it would be like a bit familiar but not. All right, next up, I'm hoping this means that you've got me as your secret Santa.

Full body massage, oil massage, hot rock massage, facial. I know, I was just wanting, I was doing some research of what I could do when we have a holiday because I'm wanting a full body massage. So you're not buying me a gift out for one of those things. No, no, I'm not spending $80 on you, Ash.

A good massage is more than $80. Not only the place down the road from me. It's like behind this little door. No, thank you. Is that the same place you get the facial? Open 24. I think they do that. Yeah, they do both.

They do a lot of stuff there. So I'm going to go down there. I ain't getting, I'm not going to bind a little door. Stop. You should come with me. Okay, next up, this is funny. First of all, you wrote, famous lesbians and then you wrote lesbian actress married to old woman so I know exactly who

you're talking oh yeah Hannah was going who's that actress that's married to that older woman and then so I googled lesbian actresses and they came out with a whole list and then Sarah Paulson yeah yeah Sarah Paulson and she's married to a 35 year old lady that I mean the age gap is 35 years so she's like in her 80s she's married to the mum on two and a half men yeah that's the one yeah they're I'm obsessed with them what's the mom on two and a half men I'll show you a photo of it and put them together. Oh, okay. No, I'm getting a, I'm getting a visual.

The old guy's mum, not Charlie Sheen. When it was like Charlie Sheen and then his brother, well, I guess one that I'm related, so. Yeah, her name's Holland, Taylor. This is them together. We should set up a bounce back. 35 years, that's a big age gap. Yeah, so she's, I think Sarah Paulson's

maybe in her 30, 30, 40s. Look at Glute's face! Wow. And she's in her 80s, her partner. That honest to God, the amount of times, and you couldn't get angry about it. They were like, oh, so is your mom going to dine with us as well? And you're like, that's my wife.

Yeah. I can't. They're obsessed with each other. Yeah, they're so in love. They're so in love. And they make, they don't make any qualms about the fact that one of them's really old. The young one must be an old soul. And the older one must be a really young soul.

To kind of meet somewhere in the middle in terms of your maturity and your likes and dislikes. Yeah. Good on them. Both great actresses. I know. What's in dance, Google history? It's a sexy, is it weird. Will it solve a great big mystery?

Thank you for the inside, Dan. No worries. I can't believe I just Googled, like, famous lesbians. You wouldn't be the only one. There's actually a lot of them. There's a lot. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyBoo.

Our producer Carl and his wife have a bit of a Christmas dilemma, and we need to choose whose side we're on. It's popping off between myself and the milk that lives in my house. So, this Christmas, you know you got your friends' Christmases. You go around, right. So we've got one of these. Friend miss. Friend miss.

Yeah, we've got one of these next weekend. It's about six couples, that's 12 people. Cute. God, that sounds stressful. That's up there, mate. It's a, and it's a... Imagine having 11 friends. Oh, my goodness, me.

I could do it. It's fun when you're there, but it's a lot to think about beforehand. And now we've all got kids, so it's even more chaotic. That's fine. As long as it's not at your house. Oh, no, I prefer it at my house. Really? Yeah, yeah, totally.

Because then you can control the vibe. That's true. That's good, yeah, really good. Good one. Anyway, so we do secret Sandra every year. the spend limit, we always go about 50 bucks. Nice. Right?

And I was actually really organized this year. And so I just went on Black Friday sales. I'm going to clean up. So I went around and just got all the presents, including all the Secret Santa presents. And it was great because I was like, well, here's something that's about 50 bucks, but I got it for like half price.

One thing I got for 60% on. Oh, I think you got something worth $100 for $50. No, no, no, no. Because that's a good gift. Because then you go out, everyone goes, How the how, who bought that? How did you get that for 50? And you go, mate, it was a half-price sale down from a hundee.

No, but this is the thing. Because I'm like, well, like we've still got a $50 gift. Like, we are giving each person a $50 gift. I've just been smart about it and only had to spend $25 per person. So 50 total. I'm already on your side. I don't need to hear the other side of the argument. Okay, well, the other side of the argument from the wife,

who's saying, well, no, because we're all spending, it's all meant to be spending 50 bucks. So it's like everyone else is going to fit... No, I made it... Correct, thank you, Dan. No, it's like something worth $50, so I'm with you. It is worth $50, but she's saying, no, no, no, now we've got to get something else to get it up to the $50. And I'm like, well, but if we did the shopping the following day, I would have spent 50 bucks.

They're going to call Noel and be like, excuse me, how much did this cost three weeks? I understand that you did the Black Friday shopping for your benefit and not for the recipient of the gift. Correct. But I think if everyone's spending 50, you had an opportunity on a Black Friday sale. If you say the word bless someone, go back to Life Church Bay. You have the opportunity to buy someone a $100 gift by only having to spend $50, which is what everyone is spending. The way I look at it, it's like a speed limit.

For the 50K speed limit, you don't have to go 50Ks. You can go anything under that. That's good. It does get annoying when you're going 10Ks in a 50. But I will say this. If you've spent $25, good. They'll think you've spent 50. You're the smart one.

You've saved $25. Thank you, Dan. Help me settle this argument. I mean, the same thing for our work, Christmas thing. I've said it was like a $50 thing. I've spent $15. They'll never know. That's so crap.

I didn't know I'd gone over until I got to the counter because I got two things for my Secret Santa. One of them was like $30. So I assumed the other one was also $30. And then when I got to the counter, the second one was $60. Oh, no, see, I think when people say $50 gift, It's like you're supposed to get as close as you can to 50 bucks,

but they don't want you spending more than that. But they don't expect you to go and spend $7. No. When everyone else is spending 50. It's a limit. It's a limit. $50 limit. Yes. Yeah, but again, if it was a $50, like 50 kilometers an hour,

and you're driving around at 7Ks, you're going to get a lot of people on the horn, aren't you, Dan? Because they're going to piss them off. And then the cops will pull you over for 70. So that was a bad analogy to you used, darling. But I'm saying if you're driving at 40, 45, no one's bothered, right? But if you start driving at 15Ks an hour and a 50, you'll get pulled over for going too bloody slow.

I'm still getting a $50 value gift because one, on the Saturday it was $25, and on the Sunday the sale was off and it was $50. I think it's still getting the value. I think it's what you pay. I am with Kleene. I would have gotten $100 present and paid $50, but also I... Yeah, but I respect the idea of getting a $50 present.

Come on. What a blast you this Christmas. The Krispies in the room, eh? We just want to show you what you mean to us. I spend 25 and old Jesus spends the other 25 and we give me a cap. Hey, Jesus gave the ultimate product. Oh, no way, that's Easter, doesn't it? No, I save it for April, London.

Should we go by then? Oh, wait, under the edge. One of the rules are on a $50 limit and Secret Sander gift. We are trying to find out what the rules are when you get told, all right, we're doing Secret Santa, and the limit is 50 bucks. And producer Carl ended up getting some deals during Black Friday, and so his $50 gift only cost him $25. But it's full price, what is it, the recommended price, was $50.

But his wife says they haven't spent the actual $50. So now they need to get them another gift. Or buy a $100 gift that's half price, so it cost you $50. I always go over though. Because I'd much rather get something that's too good, rather than something, it's a bit povo. But don't you think that that's a bit mean to other people that are sticking to the price? Yeah, you're right, actually. And then you're kind of like flexing going, I'm spending more.

But it's a secret, so it doesn't really matter. Okay, but then, Dan, you're saying as long as the gift was, worth the 50 bucks. Doesn't really matter what you spent for, like, spent on. Yeah, I think so. And in around the 50. Okay, what about when Acoya

dropped a whole lot of gifts off to us? Does that mean that you would take that candle that cost you nothing and give it to someone? Have you met Dan? Of course he would gift a free gift to someone. Of course he would. I've already done it multiple times.

Thanks, Akoya. And they were happy about it, I'm sure, the receiver of the gifts. They don't know. When you feel guilty that you didn't spend anything on them? No. Why would I spend, feel good? Especially if it's a work secret center.

I'm not spending much money on a person that I had... That's the spirit. Danielle. Good morning. Good morning. Okay, whose team are you on? What do you think happens when it comes to Secret Santa gift limit? So what do you do a couple?

We do one with our random mismatched friend group that comes together at Christmas time. And so we get a 30 or a 50 or, you know, limit. And we always try and spend... So you don't want to spend over. You want to spend your limit, but you want to get more. for your money. So you're trying to find the sales for like a good few months before Christmas

to give, and like you want to one-up everyone. You want to be the person who, and they're like, no one knows. Like, you know, you always got these special gifts, but you want to be the person who gets a really cool gift with a really good deal. So we're trying to spend the full amount. Ryan, so everyone goes, oh my God,

how the hell did you get that for under 50 votes? It's the best present you can get. And then everyone looks amazing. And then you're like, yeah, I'm so cool. Like, yeah, man, I got best. I love that. Okay. Okay, well, that is, you're on Team Heidi there, really, aren't you, Carl's partner, his Milf partner?

Oh, not that I can say that. Well, you called her a Milf, so that's inappropriate. His words. Susie, good morning. Good morning. How are you guys? Yeah, God, you're looking at the other side of the coin. You say you can spend what you want, really.

Yeah, I'm with Team Carl. Right. And Dan, if someone is driving in front of me and going too slow, they get past, as long as the other lane is not full of workers and freaking bops. Oh, she's angry. Yeah, she's used an analogy there. And so she should be angry. Lots of driving analogies.

That's classic Clint. I mean, just throwing an analogy into muddy the waters. Well, I think if you've made the saving, if there's an item that's usually 50 bucks and it's down to 15, fine, happy days just get them that. You've made the saving. I kind of agree with you, Dan. Okay, what about Deb?

Yeah, morning, Deb. Chioda. What do you reckon? $50 Secret Santa limit? What does that mean? I'm a team Carl I think if you're getting a savings but the values at 50 then that's all good

when you spend less like give a like $20 gift I think that's when you feel a bit ripped off it's a receiver Is it funny so Carl's been taking all these calls and he's put through most of the calls that are Team Carl Carl?

No there were other calls but they all started going through tunnels it was so weird funny that I think the consensus is it's a, it's not a target, it's a limit. Yeah, and it's all about the actual gift and whether the person you're giving it to is going to appreciate it it and think, oh, that's a nice gift. You know what my dream is?

Just put a $50 note in an envelope and give it to me so I know exactly how much you spend and I have some money. And you get what you want. Yeah. Now, if I get Dan next year, I'm going to put $15 in a card and he'll know it's a $50 limit and I'll say, bro, it's anywhere up to $15. I'll be happy with $15 instead of a student.

The stupid framed thing of me with AI put against some, like the Grinch or something. I don't know what happens. Yeah. It would not be, it would be something we both, we all know what the actual photo would be, but we can't say it on me. It would be foul. You know one year, someone just got a t-shirt of me with my face as Celine Dion. That's what they did.

Like it was like AI'd my face onto Celine Dion's body. Didn't you also get a dust buster? That's right. Like a mini vacuum cleaner. Yeah. That's a bit of fun. You know, you know? Yeah.

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