The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW ohhh wow... you left a little surprise for me...

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... The trio shares a number of entertaining and relatable segments. They start off discussing risky texts and prepare for their show with light-hearted banter about stress balls and an Eminem throwback. They dive into Neyo's controversial relationship dynamics, revealing the artist is dating three women exclusively. Listeners then join the conversation, sharing unique relationship scenarios and voicing opinions on washing routines for various clothing items. Dan shares his most embarrassing moment at a public restroom with his toddler, and listeners contribute their own cringe-worthy stories. 00:00 Introduction and Welcome02:23 6AM Throwback: Eminem's '8 Mile'05:08 Running in the Rain: Dan's New Year's Resolution07:58 Listener Interactions and Funny Stories14:15 Neo's Throuple Relationship31:57 Shout Outs to Exes36:10 Turmoil in America: Listener Cindy's Perspective40:36 Gen Z Quiz43:41 Bidet Update53:56 Washing Clothes Debate01:13:28 Embarrassing Moments with Kids

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Go! The Edge is your friends and your show. Start every day the right way. Here on the Edge. It's the Edge Breakfast.

Clint Megan Dan. 94-2. Good morning. It is. Three past six on your Tuesday, 28th, January. Good morning. Second day back. Yeah, second day.

than the first day, I reckon. I think the third day's the hardest. Really? Do you guys know if I think the first day's adrenaline and then second day you're still kind of like, okay, let's go and then the third day you're dying. Compuio's like, what are we doing? People listening right now would be like,

we've been back for over a week. Again, you're sorry about that. Yeah, well, I'd like to know what sort of percentage of people were back a week or even two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, yeah. Because I found when I was quite sheepish about saying when I was going back to work, it was quite common.

Stop, what is that, then? You both got looks. stressfuls. What is this? I got her off-cliffe. I like a bit of a squeeze. They're called a Nido. They're all the rage meg. You're all going to look like the out-of-touch one here. Yeah, it's day too. My daughter has a Nido. She's four

and she got a, after she got an injection for the first time. So why have you guys both... Because I'm getting an injection today. Okay. It's day too. Dan is the beginner Nidu. And then you feel this one. This is like, level I've leveled up. Feel mine.

Guys, this is a kid. Why are we... Feel mine? And then... Feel Dan's? Yeah, it does feel really good. Mineido. Yeah. If anyone's just turned in right now. Whose feels better? Dan's or mine's?

Yeah. I mean, yours does feel better, Clint. Thanks. This is much bigger. Yeah, and yours... It looks a little bit like a boob implant, though, really. Yeah, maybe it is. It's kind of like that.

Like a silicon breast implant. Yeah, it is. You know what? It does put me out a little bit on it on each when I'm watching my two co-hosts, like, squeeze a stress ball when they're talking to me. Can I get a stressful? Because it's nothing to do with stress for me.

What is it? What is it? I'm just like squeezing something. Yeah, I like, I fidget. It's a fidget. But I don't know what you mean. If it's like, how stressful is it to work with me? The both of us need a need a.

Day two. What does it say about me? All right, we'll get into our 6 a.m. I didn't need it for Ash. A 6am throwback. We've got a suggestion. Flick it through now. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. It's all right, time for our 6am throwback to get the show started. What's the vibe going to be? Well, I, this is the news. from today, on this day back in 2003, 8 Mile, the M&M biopic, where he played himself. Crazy, eh?

Is that he really acting? No, he was in Happy Gilmore 2 recently. But technically, was he acting? Because he's playing himself. The first radio prize ever won was tickets to that for my brother. Really? Yeah, of Polly and Grant. Wow, so that's showing your age. This is 2003. And it knocked off, the number one spot, Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers. That was at number one in the box office for four weeks. And then eight mile comes along.

What a time. Knocks it off. Yeah. Actually, you've got to play this song. I was so excited to win this for my brother. Because I couldn't go, I was 13. But my mum managed to sneak him in. I think it was an R18 movie.

R18? Yeah, and he was 16. I think that was one of my first sexual awakenings. Seeing Eminem, Eminem. He pulls his pants down. You see his little bit. And he does, he has sex with someone. I can't remember who it is.

You didn't focus on the girl. Just him? No, I just remember it. I can remember what she looked like, but damn, his ass. Eminem's cute little tush. But yeah, that's what I remember from that movie. Dumbosy forget you're on the radio, I reckon. Yeah.

Wow. What a thing to it, man. And he was really mean to his mum. Those are the two things I remember. He was really, like, not nice to her. Eminem was your sexual awake game? Yeah. No, like just him, him doing it, you know?

Mine was Megan Fox when she would, like, lift up the carb on it and all the steam. Yeah, and transformers. Yeah. Wait, you were like in your 30s. He was like... It was a Christian member. Born again. Last night.

Okay. Yeah. All right, let's just play the song. Before that, nothing down there. It came up in 2009. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Eminem lose yourself from the movie 8 Mile, which on this day, back in 2003, took down Lord of the Rings in the box office.

I know. It's been four weeks at number one, and then Ed, I'm sorry, not Ed. Eminem. Came along. He was, I mean, he was, as still as I guess, but in that sort of era, early 2003, through to like, oh, the king of music. And he was a good actor.

Like, the acting was good. It wasn't like, oh, I'm going to be a rapper and I want to play myself. And that was embarrassing. He was playing himself. If he got bad reviews for playing himself, there's something. He must have been a terrible act then. Yeah, not believable in being him and him. Yeah.

I didn't think of it that way. I didn't quite buy it. Yeah, what are you going to do? I've been thinking it's weather-wise, definitely not feeling like summer. It's kind of stormy here in Auckland at the moment. Windy, rainy. Not a really nice day to go for a run at 4 a.m., Clint. Yeah, yesterday Dan said he was starting his New Year's resolution to run before the show.

Who do you think you are, mate, Sunjay? Yeah, I am. You know what? I'm taking a leaf out of Sanjay's book. He's listening to runs every day. And he calls us through, calls him he's running. Because he wants to see the sunrise. I mean, you probably gets a bit of a sleep in these days

because just the sun wouldn't be up even now. And you know what? Sanjay, if it was spitting outside, wouldn't say no. He would keep running. The mark of a good runner is. Rain or shine, they're out there, beating that pavement. We thought Dan wouldn't be doing day two. He's going to fall off the bandwagon relatively early.

And in the rain, I was like he's definitely not running. He says he ran. He has his clothes in his bag. Do you want to do a sniff or a touch test or both meg? Why not both me? Okay, well, I don't particularly want to do a sniff test. Because his clothes will be wet if he ran. I have a very high sense of smell.

I dive, very sensitive. So it was raining, yes, it was spitting, but I also went fast today. I did a bit of interval training. So I'm going to pass you my shirt. Have a sniff. Oh! Have a sniff.

It's ruined it. Okay. So there you go, have a whiff of that. And I don't know why I'm having to prove myself, to be honest. Oh, yeah. It's so wet. It's so damp, babe. Yeah, it's so dab.

Yeah. day two. Oh, it's in my nose. Way to go. If you are listening in your New Year's resolution, a lot of people are to get fit or start running or doing it.

Yeah, you are that it, girl. Yeah. Let me be your beacon. Let me be your canary down the mine. If I can do it, you can do it. Well done, Dan. Thank you. Because Dan, unlike most people,

they're like, go, right, I'm going to get fit, healthy, whatever I'm going to sign up and get a gym membership. Dan quitters. Yeah, Dan quit the gym. He was pissed off. Yeah.

But you're still exercising and doing your thing. Yeah, and you know what thing. And you can't buy pies at 4 a.m. No, I can't. That's another thing. There's no pie shops open, annoyingly. No gestures on my way. That was the problem, eh?

Is it like, Dan would go to the gym and it was right next to a pie store. And then he'd find himself just sitting down having a pie and then he'd be like, well, I kind of bit tired now and you go home. I used to say my double P-briker was a pie and a primo. Buy a p. This place stuff as well. He did that some pie shop next to a gym.

And then within that gym there's a lazy boy chair. A perfect seat. to have a pie in a pre-book. That's right. Didn't your gym have like massage chairs? Yes. Just go in and get a massage after a pie. What a stupid gym.

No, but it's right in the entrance as well. So you could either make the choice every time you go into that gym. Do I sit down and have a massage on this chair or go and push some weights? And nine times out of ten, I'd sit on the massage chair. I think the massage chair is a treat when you leave for the hard work.

Put it at the exit there. It's kind of the same spot usually. Yes, it is. Hey, we were trying to work out When our listeners Had actually gone back to work Tanya says Was back at work on the 29th

And I was like, oh, she's still got another week and a half No, of December No, she's one of those people And you know what, Tanya's sold to the earth Where there you go, we got some time off And she goes, yep, just the stats She's got a six-week holiday in August Oh, I get stuff in times

Yeah, you're banking it Yeah Alex says third week back now Good on you Alec. Yeah. You know what? These are the people

that keep the country running. They are the soul to the earth. Actually, what do you do, Alec? Are you the soul to the earth? Are you keeping... What are you doing to keep out of work three weeks ago? He'll be a truck driver or a tractor drive.

He'll be driving something. You reckon? Behind the wheel or something. I think he's just working at EB games before it closes down or something. Oh, how sad are I? It genuinely gutted me. Like, that sounds so dumb.

It's because it's kind of like the blockbuster of gaming, right? So it's just like, I guess people are buying this stuff online. My little guy, as soon as he found out, I was like, can we go? He wanted probably a deal. Yeah, he went. We went.

Yeah, and then my wife didn't let him buy anything. Because I was like, what did you get? And he came home and he goes, Mom said no. And I was like, why did you go? And this is why EB Games is closing down. Your son's part of the problem, though. He should have shown up the time when they needed them most when they weren't closing down. So, first body shop, then EB games.

It makes me so sad. No, my son bought my daughter Animal Crossing at Christmas time. And now it's bloody 50% off. Oh God, that pisses you off. Yes, it does, actually, Dad. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's go! Joe, end of beginning on the edge 26 by 6.

We're just talking about how that song's had a real resurgence, eh? Because it's been out of a while now, but I'm seeing it all over social. I'm just not sick of it. But what is it about? Going back to the beginning. It's about him going back to Chicago. I don't know where he met a girl. And then, like, whenever he's there, it brings him back to the time that he was dating the girl.

That's what I take from it. So when he says I said goodbye to the end of beginning, what does that mean? Oh, I don't know. Well, you interviewed him. We didn't ask him about it. We didn't ask him about this song. It sounds like us. First call of the day.

First call on the day. Dancers John asked him on Stranger Things, which we got told to keep to a minimum. I was like, so what was the after party like? What was it like, who's the best person on Stranger Things? Yeah, Jesus Christ. Because if you don't know Joe's, what's his name in Stranger Things? Steve.

Steve, yeah. You're watching 10 years. You'll like it. Yeah, I'll be like, oh my God. Realizing how big a deal. I interviewed him. We've got Matt on O'Aandu the Edge, first caller of the day. Hi, Matt.

Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate. Maddie, we're just talking about Fortnite before Clint won a battle Royale on Dubu. And you play Fortnite, so you think that he was cheated here. Nah, he said great. First win. Yeah, but, like, I didn't realize that when my son hands me the controls and you're playing against 30 other people,

I always thought you were playing against other people around the world. Can you actually just be playing against 29 computers? computers? Maybe not 29, but I guess it depends on how he's played in the past as to who they match you up with. Yeah. There's definitely real people in most of the games. Yeah, and then, but maybe some majority...

Oh, the computers will fill it up. The blanks. Yeah, yeah. How long have you been back at work, Matt? Since the fifth. So you're an integrity engineer. Now, let's have a guess as to what an integrity engineer is. Yeah.

Well, I hardly know what an engineer is. There are people that make stuff, and then integrity means that you're a good person, isn't it? He's one of the good ones. Some of the engineers that don't have integrity. If he's building a bridge and he's not sure about how well it's going to go. Guys, I've got to be honest. I've got integrity, unlike that guy over there,

and I say this bridge sucks. Yeah, I wouldn't send cars over it right away. Yeah. Now, what do you do? So I worked at an oil and gas plant, and I guess our team's job is to make sure the gas stays in the pipes. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. So the pints are the pipes.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, right, yes. So they don't bust and break and stuff. Okay. God, what are you, how long do you have to study to become that? It's about four years. Yeah. And when you studied engineering, was it like 99% dudes?

Yeah. Yeah. I remember doing communications, which was almost the other way around. It was like 90% chicks. That's why Clint did it. Yeah. Good odds. And the guys that I remembered from school that were studying engineering.

It was like the reverse. There was just like, there was maybe one chick in their entire class. It's not a real woman profession. Clint did communications, but he was actually studying the female anatomy for most of the time. Yay. From day dark. Everything like that on site. Yeah.

Yeah. Just lads, lads, lads. Yeah. Good on your, Maddie. Clint, I feel like. Look at him thinking about it. You're like, yeah, actually, do you love our boys? Yeah.

All right, well, we've got a voucher that you can use to go spend in store at Z. So if you haven't got lunch sorted this morning, Matt, they'll sort it out for you, bro. Otherwise, free coffee for the week. You just want to pop in for the time to them? And you make sure those pipes keep integrity. Yeah. Yeah. Keep the gas in the pipes, brother.

Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those jobs that you sit there and you wonder how much they have to do every day, but it's very important if you don't do your work. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah. Whereas if we don't come in for one day, nothing really had. You imagine if half the edge staff here, if they were integrity engineers,

how little work would have been done last week. Exactly. Yeah. They were all just, they were cruising, man. Yeah, yeah. Well, they were still working and you weren't. Yeah, but I work. Bridges and Eves, you were here. How much work was being done for the wider edge team? What do you mean? So much work.

All day, every day. Slaveing away while you're in Fiji for the third time. time this holiday. You're at a swim-up bar and toepole last week. Don't get me started. We've got a scandal coming up next. What is Neo doing that, I would say, it's pretty rare to be able to get your head around.

He is dating more than one woman. I'll tell you how coming up next. Tell you how. Good something. You got a bend in? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The first show of the Ash London show kicked off 3 o'clock yesterday. Get amongst it.

Bust a rhyme. The more you can rhyme in time, the more money you can. can win along with Harrison and yes, get your fix. Yeah, it was great. I had to listen. Great energy, great show. Yeah, give it a go. Candle with Meg. Uh-oh. Neos

a dog. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Look, I understand this is his choice and the ladies are all forthcoming in saying that they want to be in a relationship with him. But, yeah, I'm going to play you some audio where he's very defensive, I think, about how now he is in a thruple relationship.

Fuffle, it's thruple, it's four of them. Well, it's him and three others. So what's that, a quadruple? A quadruple. Yeah. That's interesting because, I mean, all power to them. If the girls are happy, I think fine. I think we're quick to judge people in their weird relationships.

No, I do understand. I think it's because of the way that he gets defensive if they want to be with anybody else. It's different real. It's different rules. But for him, it's like, well, I've been a good guy here and I'm not lying to them. After my very public, very ugly divorce,

I made the decision that I was never going to tell another lie to a woman ever again in life. All right. I went to, you know, one of the three, I've been with a little longer than the other one. So I basically went to her and said, listen, you know I rock with you, you know I love you. But I have to be honest with you, it's not just you.

I would love for you to meet these other women. And if we can figure out a way to do something together, cool, if not, that's cool too. I let her decide, let them choose. The main understanding is I'm not in three relationships. I'm in one relationship with three people. So I wonder as well, like, are the women also in three relationships or are the women in one relationship with him? That would make it fairer.

Yeah, it does. Like if the girls, if he came home and the girls were just hanging out doing their thing, are they in trouble for that? Or is it like, oh yeah, cool. Like, we're all in one relationship. I have a feeling with this answer here that his rules are quite straight, that I am the one that you are all in a relationship with, and you can't be within all else, let alone each other,

because when he's asked if they're allowed to be with others. No. No. And no is why? I didn't ask for them to be with me. They said they want to be with me. Okay, they gave me their exclusivity, meaning if you gave it to me, it's mine.

All right. And that's that. Now, if it was the other way around, I deal in partnership as opposed to ownership. I don't want to own you. I don't want to possess you. I want a partner in this. And we can partner and work it out that way.

But if the exclusivity is mine, then it's mine. Dammit, you ain't given it to nobody. It must have changed. I don't know what went different. There was the comment section, A, like, why are these girls clapping this behavior? Isn't it funny? 2018, he released this song, One in a Million. It should be three in a million.

Go! Three in a million. I wonder how I want to go down if I went home to Hannah this afternoon and went, Bebo, rock with you. Okay. You know why you are, rock with you. But I've also got two others on the go. No, you have to say, but I want to be honest with you. But I want to be honest with you.

I would be nervous about doing that accent. She'd be like, first of all. Why are you doing that accent? Yeah, if you went home and said, I want to be honest with you, there are two other girls I'd love you to meet. I don't think we'd go very well. I would love to hear the audio though. Yeah.

If you want to record it, feel free? I'll give it a... Nah. I've lost confidence. Already? You're not even face to face with it. No, I don't want her to meet the other two. Anyway.

They'll be in love. You see my go, yeah, this is Brad and Jonathan. And you end up in the worst quadruple or whatever it's called ever. Damn it. And they'll be scared that Brad falls in love with Anna and leaves me. Hannah as well Yeah yeah Oh, nightmare

Anyway No definitely not doing that Just one in a million for you Yeah one in a million I would love to know If you are in a relationship Where when people find out Whatever the dynamic is

They have like A hundred questions Because it is unique And it is different to what people I used to So they go wait but how do you And how does it work when Yeah

Are you in one of those relationships We can change your name Disguise your voice If you're a little bit sensitive About it Yeah Could be just like a real long distance one Like you live here, your husband lives in Scotland or something, you know?

Yeah, you guys being married for 10 years, and everyone goes, wait, hold on. But then... Live in different houses even? You know, rich people do different houses. Yeah, married, but have their own spot. Yeah, yeah, things like that. So why did your relationship get 100 questions? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, if you've got a relationship like that, I went under the edge. We were talking in Skando about Neo earlier in his relationship that he's very open about. But he's got a lot of flak for. Yeah, he is in a relationship with three. women, it's one relationship, three women and him, but they are not allowed to be or see anybody else that was

an exclusive deal just with him. He didn't beat around the bush when he was asked. No. No. And no is why. I didn't ask for them to be with me. They said they want to be with me. They gave me their exclusivity. It sounds so defensive so quickly, right?

He's instantly like bristles are up. I wonder what perks they would get, though. Do they have access to his money? I think he thinks him is the perk. I think that's what he thinks. Not enough, Neo. No. We'll do relationships different.

Yeah, exactly. And I genuinely, like Clint was saying, I think it's admirable if you were somebody that doesn't feel the pressures of what society tells you is stock standard and what you should be doing. Yeah, and so you go, I'm going to do it different. But then, of course, it warrants a lot of questions because it's different. Everyone's like, wow, does that work?

And some people are probably living, or vicariously through you by asking these questions. You're right, because it's, It is. You've only got one life. One life. And like if everyone's happy within the relationship, but if there's seven of you.

You're not hurting anyone. Who cares? Yeah, if you're not hurting anyone. Well, Jane is anonymous talking about her relationship because obviously Jane warrants a lot of questions. One, two, voices, guys. Hey, Jane. Hi.

Hi, good morning. Jane. What was it about your relationship that caused 100 questions to be asked? So I dated a trans man for two years. which at the time no one really noticed, but when we broke up, I did eventually tell my friends. Oh, wow. Yeah, that brought a lot of questions.

Yeah, so at the time, it wasn't even, I mean, in the end, a trans man is a man and didn't need to be explained, I imagine. But then why did you afterwards explain to friends and family, you know, that you were dating a trans person? Why afterwards? Oh, it just came up in conversation. never really told anyone.

Because I don't know. Just to respect them. And then one day I was just hanging out with my friends. And it just came up. And I was like, oh yeah, he was trans. And they were like, what? And yeah. So a million invasive questions.

Yeah, and that's probably why you didn't even bring it up. If they didn't know, my next question is, did you know going into the relationship? Or is that something you found out after the fact that you'd been on a date or two? Oh, no. He told me fairly early on. But I was pretty afraid. Yeah, other people, he definitely had to tell you,

and you were like, oh, I didn't realize. Oh, wow. So it's not like you have a type. You just like met this guy and then found out after the fact. And he was connected. Yeah. Yeah. It can really bother me, but it clearly ruffled some other feathers.

I mean, so if it ruffles someone's feathers, that's strange, isn't it? It's so weird, isn't it? Yeah, it doesn't affect them at all. Like, it's fine to have questions, I guess. but then when you've got someone that's going oh, that is weird, then that's like... And if they're like, not for me, and you're like, yeah, it's not for you, yeah.

They're my partner, so they're over about it, mate. It's on you, Jane. Thanks, Jane, for chatting to us this morning. Yeah, all good. If you hold there, we'll saw you out with a $50 dollar voucher to go spend in Pizza Hut. We appreciate you being honest with us this morning. And they have delicious new flavors on light and crispy sourdough base from just five bucks pick up. Nicholas Texton saying I'm 5-1, 5 foot 1 inch,

and my ex was. 6-3, it didn't work. I guess logistically, because she, that 5-1 is that, that's quite short, is that? I think you'd almost have to, like, yell the combo. Yeah, yeah. How would that work at the bed? I'm not trying to be rude. We're talking, like, if you're trying to put that in a centip, you're looking about,

like you remember a 30-centimeter ruler in school? So you probably are looking about maybe 35, 40 centimeters, taller. It's a fair way. I mean, I have a good friend who's got a huge height difference, but I always find it funny of, like, you've probably never see, oh, I guess when you're sitting. No, carry out. You said height difference.

Because I thought you were talking about Clint. Where are you going with this? I've got a friend. He's got a huge... Anyway. I think the height difference is interesting for people when it is the reverse of what you would expect, the guy being taller than the girl.

When the girl's taller than the guy, it seems to be a lot of questions. That's Zendaya and Tom Holland, by the way. She's a lot taller than him. He's a short king, in there. But not enough that it would be a disparity in the bedroom. I think there is similar height. And I mean, Spider-Man gives you an extra foot.

doesn't it? And also you're the same height lying down, who cares. Exactly, yeah, but 5-1 and 6-3 there is a lot of difference here. You need to climb that like a pole. Yeah, try grafted flats today from your local Pizza Hut coming up.

We've got easy money, your chance to win a thousand bucks. We're due a winner. Can you make it an easy one, Meg? Yeah, I mean, it's in the name. It's in the name. The letter's E. Okay, great. And if there are some really tricky ones,

let's swap them out. Someone said 5-1 and my boyfriend, 6-4, been together for seven years. Good on you. Get it. A bit of a rock climber. Clint, Meg and Dan. StinkyB. Your chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Russell's going to give it a crack

and Meg's made it even easier by telling you the letter already, Russell. Yay! Good morning, mate. Yeah, I hope it's going to be a helpful endeavor. Yeah. Did you hear what the letter was? E!

E! E! E! She would do a practice one just to get Russell, like, in the zone. Right. Okay, okay, here we go. God, okay, let's do it. E, Russell, what's a type of oil? Shit. That's a crap one.

Okay, let's get rid of that run. That one. Oh, eggs. Ed's oil. Got oil. I'm going to use that one. But don't worry about it, Russell. I'm not going to use that one.

Okay, well, we'll replace it with an easy one. We're going to go to news headlines, and then when we come back, we're going to play for real, okay? Because, jeez. Perfect, thanks, guys. Okay. Take some deep breaths during this, Bert. That wasn't? Really talk some affirmations to yourself.

We'll be back shortly. That wasn't a Inroadwell, did it? No, no. Eucalyptus, echinacea, essential oil. We need a win, guys. Okay, all right, right after headlines, we'll play for a grand in the hand next.

Two by seven, let's see if we can get a grand in your hand. Practice makes perfect. You can download the new Rover app and play easy money online anytime. But Meg is going to give you a letter. Today's letter is E, and you have 30 seconds to give us 10 answers. You ready, Russell? You'd be doing your deep breathing?

I'm ready. Okay. Okay, mate. This is it. I'm feeling good. He's a truck driver. We haven't had success with truck drivers before. You've had what with truck drivers?

Success. Oh, right. Okay. Really? I said weaves. Okay. All right. Your time, Russell, we'll start at the end of Meg asking you your first question.

Good luck. Okay, Russell, give me a three-letter word. Egg. A celebrity. A pos. An animal. Elephants. Something you take on a plane.

Air pods. A positive word. Something you find in a mall. That was not excellent. That was not excellent. But you were enthusiastic. No, it was shocking. You know what?

I saw that was a shocker. It was really bad. For famous person at Elon Musk. Ed Sharon, Eminem. Of course. Oh, yeah, yeah. But we have the answers in front of us, Russell. You didn't have them.

No, and what do you find in a shopping mall? Escalator, elevator, eateries. Oh, geez. It's easy when you get given the answers. Yeah, good on your office. Thanks, Russell. But thank God, that was awesome. I love the energy, bro.

Yeah, he's lovely. That would have been a good one too for the word. Energy. Yeah. So many e-words. All right, back again at 8 o'clock, if you think you can do any better, a grand in the hand with easy money.

Clint Meg and Dan. Why you're more likely to have a relationship that last after 35? Yeah, it's been a new study that's come out that says that you're 70% more likely if you're over the age of 35 to have a relationship that leads to marriage or longer term.

Just doesn't shock me at all, boys, at all. I know when my mum started dating again. It was just like, right, this is what I want, this is what I don't want. You know, like it's so, you're just done with messing around. you're done with niceties, you're done with pretending you're somebody you're not.

You get down to business, you know, you'd sort out, you have the big conversations early. I just feel like it makes more sense to me that you'd be more successful. Is there a little bit of like a dash of desperation in there when you go,

I'm 35, I'm running out of time. And so people... Do you know your standards a little? Yeah, well you stop being some picky. But you're saying you're getting more picky because you know what you want and what you don't want. I wonder if some people were in that statistic

are also like, Okay, that'll do. I'm being too picky, I can't find. No one is perfect. I think you're just over the games and, you know, all the faffery. Yeah, yeah, you're not going to muck about. You've got little time to lose and spare to look for more fish in the sea. And especially, I guess, sadly, if you're a girl, there's a ticking time clock if you want kids as well, isn't there?

Yeah, yeah. You know, so maybe there is, I mean, it also says here as well, another stat that people that are 35 or older, averagely have three X partners on average. Three, by the time they're 35? By the time they're 35. So they've had made mistakes with those relationships. That makes sense. Your early one, maybe one, mid-20s.

Then your last one was in your 30s and you're like, right, that's it. It goes against the whole third times of charm then, because this is more like fourth time. That's on average. So there'll be people that have... What do you think, Nip? So you're how old, 25 years old? Yeah, 25 years old.

Even dating as a Gen Z now is such a mindfeard because you've got a talking phase and then you've got a situation ship and then you've got a situation ship but exclusively and then you've got you're dating this person exclusively and then they're your boyfriend. I don't know the difference.

There's four stages before you become boyfriend and girlfriend now. Exactly. Yeah, so you're talking to them there's situation after that where you might be seeing them but not exclusively then there's the relationship and then there's so confusing. That is happening after 35. No, there's neither that together or you're not. No. Yeah, absolutely not.

I mean, that conversation on the second date. What are we? That would be married. I need to know. Are we getting married or what? Is that the track, Dan? I might try that next time. Yeah, just be really confusing about whether you had X's or not.

If you have been, like, would you count a situation ship as an X? Well, I don't, I have never had one Meg, so I couldn't tell you. I don't know why I'm asking. I'm a terrible example. How's never come to me for relationship. I don't know why. I never come to me for relationship stuff. And there was an international breakup day, which was like,

Two weeks before Christmas or whatever. So I wonder how many people are now newly single in 2026, living their best life now going, okay, cool. I've got another ex under the bow. I mean, you learn a lot from your exes, don't you? You really do. I mean, they're the ones that you need to get to the point where you're in your 30s and you know what you're doing.

Sometimes do anything the blinders, sorry, come off as well? Like you can be in a relationship and you just don't see anything wrong with that. And then when you get out of it, you go, oh my God. Yes. I had no idea. Yeah. That I could be doing this. or they didn't have to do that.

Yeah, the roast into glasses well and truly come off. And then your friends will tell you what they really thought. Oh, I'd love to, like, just have my ex in front of me now if there was no... What would you say to her? Your dad was a prick. Only did call Dan a dog. And then he wrote a big long email to her saying why Dan was useless and no good for her. He said she would be better off with a dog.

Oh, that's right. Worse than a dog. Sorry, baby. Okay. I'll put it up if you would like to say something to your ex now that, you know, the blinders have come off. If there was no implications, what would you say to them? Yeah, we can do voice disguised if you need to if you really want to let those.

Yeah, and be cutting. Just be like, you really dig deep. Yeah, and if you can't say it through to us, and Dan will say it out loud on your behalf. I'd love to, too, if that's okay. Yeah, great. Maybe Meg should do it, I reckon she'll be. Oh, get some stuff out.

Okay. Get some demons out there. All right, what would you say to your ex? If you were brave enough, face to face, with no repercussions. It's Clint, Megan Dan's. All right. Oh, wow, we have some...

Maybe people did have breakups over the summer break and over that, like, was the 11th or 12th? A lot of teams coming through on this. And I think people are wanting Meg to read them out, which is interesting. Yes, which is, I'm very exciting for me. Interesting, if you missed to say, Dan reckons, on average, people have three Xs before turning 35. And then once you hit 35, you're 70% more likely to end your,

your next relationship in marriage. This was an American study, so it might be slightly different in New Zealand, but it's very similar, I guess. Shout out to my ex, so some texts that have come through to exes out there. This could be about you, my darling, if you have just recently broken up with somebody.

Your tattoos are lame, and I was embarrassed every time you wore a singlet. Another one's come through as well saying, shame dick yet, your name is now tattooed. Sorry, my name is now tattooed on your ribs. Yeah, yeah, tattoos are a bad one. I faked every single time with you. Brilliant.

Every single. No, no. You boys, I believe it. What do you mean? Every single. Santa Guy then. How often are you faking it? Definitely more than once.

Yeah, whatever. What else we got here? Sorry, I got awkward. No, no. I just, every time I think about my in-laws list, and I might know that. Oh, right. No, I'm very satisfied.

Okay, okay, okay, right, back to the texts. Once a whore, always a whore. Thank you, Tim. Oh, my. We can't read their names out. They don't realize that their name are on their text a lot of the time I think. The age old saying, no names. The age old say.

We've got a nice and simple, go to hell. That's for one of the X's. I wish I didn't fight so hard to keep the cat. It is wrecked the carpet. So that one's a bit of reflection, I guess. It's a great. Some reflection there. This one's funny.

I know it was only three months, but I couldn't stay with a guy who drives a Swift. That's so mean. It's so mean. Swift, what's wrong with a Swift? Nothing wrong with a Swift. They're good cars, reliable. They're very reliable, actually.

Oh, this one seems mean. I should have dated your sister instead. Oof. Can we rejoice? You know when you just realized you've dated the wrong one? Don't stop say names. Daniel. Okay.

If they're texting them in, they want to be anonymous, I'm guessing. Let's try and get that one on. You don't want me to read her? Which one? You look like a lesbian? You've said it now. Well, they text and say, and I can say that because I am one now. Now.

Good on her. I am one now. Now. Okay. Hope she was worth it now that you're living in a one bedroom flat and my new partner has a pool. Oh, nice. Yeah. Let's end on a nice light one.

Okay. Alex, your mum was an interfering cow. And if you keep siding with her, you'll die alone. I'm sorry Yeah Size actually does matter I just didn't want to hurt your feelings Oh

And George's there Oh hi Georgia Yeah what did you want to shout out to your ex Hi good Sorry What did you want to shout out to your ex Um That he looks like a lesbian

And I can say that because I am one now Wait also He did you so wrong That you have now swapped teams Well see I thought I was a lesbian and then we were best friends. I was desperate.

I was like, I'll give it a crack. He looks like a lesbian. Yeah, that might be a nice step one. Out of interest. It didn't work. It didn't last very long, you know, all that. I enjoyed spending time with his mom and his dog more than him. And then we broke up and I went straight back to women.

Yeah. Out of interest, what does it take for a man to look like a lesbian? Dad, here, let me get my mirror of here. Yeah. I was just going to say that, Meg. All right. George. Two women, Dublin down saying I look like one of the top.

Brilliant. You said one that talked with. It's not me. And now we'll go out on that. Thank you, Meg. Clint, Meg and Dan. Very lucky to be living in New Zealand at the moment. There's a lot of turmoil in America.

A lot of world leaders are not happy with Donald Trump. Obviously, there was the Venezuela stuff that happened over summer. And now Greenland looks like something that Donald. Trump wants to take over and the Prime Minister of Greenland had this to say about him yesterday. Dear President Trump, listen very carefully. Greenland, it is not for sale. Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off.

Yeah, he's not the only one as well saying his very brash thoughts on Trump and ICE. This is Jacob Frey, the mayor of Minneapolis. And I have a message for ICE. To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis. Yeah, we caught up with a podcast listener Cindy. She's from America. She listens to us from America and she lives in Minneapolis. And she explained who ICE is in case you don't know.

So ICE stands for Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Basically, Trump is using them as his personal army. And they are supposedly going after immigrants. But they have been given from the White House, multiple messages from the White House, they've been given complete immunity for anything that they do in the line of their job duties. and they are racially profiling people. They're stopping people based on their skin color,

based on if they have an accent, if they don't sound like they speak English well enough. It's out of control. It's out of control. Wow. Yeah, and she talked to us about what it's actually like on the ground because a lot of this she's saying isn't actually being reported in the way that it's actually playing out.

Honestly, it's really terrifying. I have lived in Minneapolis for a while. I was here during George Floyd. The city looked like a war zone during that uprising, and it is 10 times worse. And I understand that things are not being accurately reported outside the borders of Minnesota. So we went grocery shopping today, and we actually picked the store where we got our groceries from

based on the parking situation and how quickly we could get out if anything happened. We also talked to Cindy about what are the chances of America having us, Civil War? Apparently there are reports that Trump is sending in 1,500 paratroopers. They're on standby, and there are two army battalions that are on standby, so he's actively planning on using the military against its own citizens. I don't think we're in a current civil war right now. I think that takes both sides firing shots, and the only reason we're not in a civil war

is because people on my side have not fired a shot yet. That's crazy either. Right now, that is happening while we're just hanging out here in New Zealand and talking about news resolutions and... And you buy in a bidet. Yeah. Yeah. It puts things in perspective about how lucky we are, right?

But Cindy did say there is a silver lining amongst the devastation and destruction. My neighbors and communities here will band together, and that is exactly what we've seen. The people are self-organizing patrols just standing out on the sidewalk in their neighborhoods, in freezing temperatures with their whistles ready to alert anybody in the air area. if ICE agents are right. It's amazing that that's happening and yesterday I was watching

like the NFL playoffs and you're like watching it and everyone's celebrating cheering their team on and you go how can both things be happening at the same time? It's scary because no matter what side

of the political spectrum you're on over in the state so I guess here in New Zealand there is people fearing for their lives over there both Trump supporters and non-Trump supporters you know?

So it's like I remember reading an article a little while ago about people who at a workplace who had all voted Trump very happily. I'm very happy to have ice agents and get these immigrants out of our country. And then one of the people that they worked with for well over 20 or something years disappeared one day and was taken by ice and they didn't realize that she hadn't quite,

you know, didn't have the legal requirements. But they were like, not her. No, no, we didn't have her. And they were like admitted it afterwards of like, no, she's been working with us for 20 years. She's incredibly well-respected neighbor and community. You know, like it's amazing how much like people were reflecting going, oh. America is a multicultural part of people And I mean, it's hard because then you go What can we do here? But I think it is just a reminder of how lucky we are

To be living in New Zealand Just so far away from, you know, all the fighting. We're not perfect, but yeah, when you compare it to places like the States. Yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. Time for the Gen Z quiz. If you're a millennial, you should absolutely smash this. If you're a Gen Z though, you might struggle

because a lot of things happen when you were very young or before you were born. Unless you're one of those old souls. Yeah. As a warm-up, what's this music from? Coach Bandycote. She's got it. Yeah, nice. It doesn't count, though.

Here's your first question. Easy one to start, though, Bella. Who sings this song? Yeah, beautiful. Jay Flint. Yay! Straight up the band. She'll come in not to play 2016.

Okay, name this character. Darth Vader? Yes. Yes. Okay. How'd you spell the first name? Darth? Duff.

Okay. I thought you said Dark. Vader. No, I'm not paying that. I'm not paying that. You got that fair and square. Wow, here we go. Okay. Name this reality TV show that features Donald Trump

before he was president. You're fired. You're fired. You're not. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Something about money. The money wasn't in the name. Oh, wasn't in the name. And they used to sit at a big table when they'd like debate. They're like, all of that

stuff. Yes, I know what it is. Trump House The apprentice The apprentice It wouldn't have been as much of a hit I think Trump House Okay This one's a harder one

What did the beloved 90 store Clines sell Undies? No Calvin Clines No No no no Jewery and hair accessories and stuff

It was like the go to It was just like Andes obviously There's a trick question Calvin was like, I'm just going to lose the first name, just go with Clines. Okay, well now this is for three out of five. This is for a pass now. I'm starting so well.

I feel like this is really, really hard. So it's a jingle of a famous old New Zealand brand. What did they sell? Super what? Super what? Tissues? No, no, no. No, no.

That was just a no, no. I was just saying stuff based on your... Right. Okay, one more time. You'd go in there, you'd shop, what would you get? Market! No! You'd go in there and you'd shop!

Super liquor. Super liquor. Oh, super liquor. You haven't heard that? No, I haven't. But super liquor's still a thing, right? Yeah. It's so shocking, that was Clint's one question.

It's something to do with alcohol. Yeah, I know. I don't know why they dropped the jingle. It was great. As other one was based on Liquor King as well, which was straight. Anyway. Oh, no winter day, Bella, sorry. That's okay.

You still think, oh, three, no, too. That's not bad. Yeah, it's not a pass. It's not great. It's not great, Bella. Thanks guys. That would be a fail in C-A. Okay.

I have a bidet update, everyone. It's my New Year's resolution. We asked, Dad. No, we didn't. I don't remember asking. I don't see any text. Clint wins the B-Day update. It's my New Year's resolution.

I'm getting bidet's. Plural. Yeah, well, are you? You can't have one toilet badeys and one that doesn't. You know your rich when. Dot, dot, dot. Clint, Megan Dan. We're about to hear about Clint Guinea's butt nice and clean.

Not directly. I'm going through this. Yes, embarrassing and awkward process of trying to get a bidet. And you guys listening will all just benefit from getting all the information without doing any of the research. And if you've ever wanted one, you'll go, cool. Well, Clint, let me know where you land, mate. And then I'll just copy what you did.

Just before we get into the very much coveted bidet update. Can you just talk us through the process as to why you were going to get one in the first place? Because I've never gone, you know what, I need a cleaner bit. And also, yeah, for the people that don't know what a bidet is, go on. Well, can I play the intro first? There's an intro? I haven't heard it, but I just asked producing EPP if he could whip something up this morning. So let's see if he had the creative direction that I was hoping for.

Get on with it. It's Clensed Bedford. Day update. Oh. He sounds quite shocked by the... Whereas I don't think he would be. I think it'd be more like, oh. What you're saying is...

Of all the resource that Nibia could have been putting into, he's done that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I just can whip it up, mate. What is a bidet? Biday, you can actually get an entire toilet's a bidet

where I've realised you can just get a seat attachment that will replace your currency. And then it has functions where it will have a... toggle that will shoot out and then spray your undercarriage and give it an almost like, you know, when you take your car for a car wash. Right. Yeah, and it's just spraying underneath instead of just dry wiping. Yeah.

Which it seems barbaric. So I went to Japan last year and they were just everywhere, even public toilets that have a bidet, heated even. Do you know what? It's kind of like when you really realize, like when you're before and after you become a shoe household and not a shoe household. Yeah. And then afterwards you're like, people were wearing shoes inside my house.

And then I'll say to my son, Ty, when he's, like, standing at a urinal next to me. And there's like, obviously, people, like, it's just disgusting. I said, Ty, see, you're standing in that. And then you're going to go stand in the carpet when we go. That's why we don't wear shoes. So now your eyes have been open to the bidet. Yeah. I have shoes.

I have a pair of shoes that I have sell a tape the bottom off so I can wear them inside if I like. There will be people listening to this break right now that are struggling to make ends meet to afford toilet paper. Yeah, right. And here's clear. You won't need to. You'll save money on toilet paper. about long term. This is a cost-effective thing to do.

And I put it out there yesterday being like, yo, anyone got any recommendations? Someone must have one. Not a lot of people want to talk about it. It's a real like underground type thing if you have one. But I did get this clip from Liam, our Irish listener, who's been over here before. Is he still here?

Is he still here? We still listen to the podcast. He came over here and then we took him and his family to Rainbow's End, which is the Disneyland of New Zealand. Wow. Yeah, and they loved her. He is a bidet, does he? Well, no, he doesn't, but much like I think a lot of people now,

we're all starting to realize that that's something that was on our bucket list years ago and we let it slip. I've been thinking about it for years, actually, myself, I get in a bidet. There's over in Turkey or Greece or somewhere there like that a couple of years back, and they had these real handy little nozzles that are built into the toilet seat, and the nozzle, like, when you turn on the water,

the nozzle just, like, shoots out and squirts water. right into the players that you need it. You've just like sparked that interest in me again. Right, you should see Dad's face, honestly. Honestly. I could not be less interested. So I can do

another update tomorrow about the reviews or I can just do them now. Is that no time when I can maybe go to the toilet? And go old school? No for day. So Liam, the Irish listener, he flicked me a link for one that's just a seat

and it's only 120 bucks. And I read the reviews because it's got a 4.8 rating out of five and one of them says, great product. Just raise and lower the handle and take aim. Twist the handle to adjust water pressure

and spray your butt. It's like a video game with a toggle switch. You're a fighter pilot and a spaceship, eliminating Klingon invaders. Fairly easy to install. It sounds like a question.

Good morning, Janelle. You actually have a question. I do. Being a nurse, I totally get the idea of a day, and I think it's a great idea. However, what do you do with your wet bum to pull up your undies? Good question.

You have to dab it dry. Has it got a blower? Does it blow it dry like in a car wash? I mean, probably not the 120. Do you still have to use toilet paper? Surely. Almost defeats the purpose. I thought that was the whole purpose.

I think you either just drip dry while you scroll a few more reels. Or maybe you just dab. You just dab it. You just dab it. You just dabbing at the end of it. No, no, no. No, no. No, that was not that kind of dab.

I don't like I'm dad. No, what's the toilet paper, Daniel? All right. Okay, Madeline, do you have one, Madeline? Oh, I've had one for years. Best thing out. Never going to go back. See?

From Dick Smith, they're not that expensive. And then when you go around to other people's houses and they don't have one, I guess you just hold it. You're like, oh, no way. I'm not dry wiping now. Exactly. Take a puff bottle with you. Do you, do you ever go, have you ever gone back to dry wiping?

Or have you just? Yes. Yeah, moving house. It's very hard. Because you need a plug for it So that's the only issue If you move house And then no plug in the toilet

What's that man? A plug for the toilet Plug it in for the electronics Yeah So the drying thing Does it have a drying function Or do you just dab Yeah

It's got everything Drying and you know What else do you get What else do you get music Yeah he did see Yeah it's really good He did see It's music

Oh how is that How are I not selling this to you guys? I hate sitting down on a warm toilet seat. That's the word. I prefer it to be cold. Okay, Rosanna says, read the room, Clint. Okay, well, that is the bidet update. For today.

Maybe we'll have another closer. Far out. You just let us know when you've got it and it's installed. Okay, and I might come over and give it a go. Oh, wouldn't that be fun? Clint Megan Dan. Ed Shear and Galway, go. We did say if you're here on Ed Sheeran Track this morning,

then you needed to call us and you could be going for free, which is exactly what you're doing, Haley. Wow done. Woo-hoo! Congrats. Yay! Very welcome. Who are you taking?

I'll have to take my sister. She took me a few years back, so I think I'll repay the favour. Oh, that's good. Yeah, and then the drinks are on her, right? Because you've got the tickets. It's a free night for you. Obviously. Yeah, tomorrow night.

So he's played last night in Wellington and then he's having today off and he's going to be playing tomorrow. So it's his day off today. He'd be in Wellington. What do you do if you're Ed Sharon and Wellington? Wellington for the day. What's the weather there at the moment, Haley? Oh, it's pretty overcast.

I mean, I'm sure it will stay clear, hopefully. Wedder Workshop. Oh, you'll go and see his mate, Peter Jackson. Yeah, yeah, it'll be a wetter. Yeah. Do you think Peter Jackson's, like, coordinated being in Wellington, because he'd be a jetter, wouldn't he? I think he's genuinely good friends with his daughter,

with Peter Jackson's daughter, because I think Peter Jackson's daughter because I think Peter Jackson's daughter was the person that got him to write the song. I see fire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think he'll be hanging out if she's there. All right.

Very cool. You know we know I'm very well. You say hi to him from us, Haley, when you see him, and have the best time tomorrow night. I'll make sure to. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thanks, Hayley.

You tell him to reply to our emails about coming on for an interview because he's ignoring them. Yeah, not reply. Classic Ed. Yeah, and we'll have more tickets for you to win. Of course, tomorrow. Just listen out on our show for an Ed Shearren track. And when you do, first one through, goes for free. Clint Meg and Dan.

Oh, oh my gosh. Morning, three past day. Just gave way a double ass to Ed Sheeran. People asking if there are still tickets. Yep, there are to the Wellington and Cross Church. Shows are on sale right now. Just head to the edge.rovert.com. For your ticketing details right now, though, $1,000.

If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter, Meg gives you inside 30 seconds. You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back. Jackie's playing this morning. She wants to spend the trip to Bali with the kids. Oh, nice. Yep. Nice.

How many you got, Jackie? Morning. How many kiddos? Two. too together. Okay. Yeah, that'd be nice. Nice in Bali. When are we thinking and locking that in? Trying to skip a New Zealand winter? I know. It's all locked in for April, so this would be the spending money. Oh, how good.

Kay would go a long way in Bali too. It would, yeah. It would. Okay, here we go. Your letter is R for really good time in Bali. Great. Thank you. You really need to work on your own. Perfect. Okay. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Good luck, Jackie. Thank you.

Give me an occupation. A type of music. RIP. Something you can win. No, crap. I've lost it. A TV show. No, I'm done. She's done.

She's called her. She's quit. She was our first quitter. I don't think we've ever had someone that goes, I'm done. Good on you, Jackie. She knows the limits. I've been last thing. Apparently. Jackie is going like 100 metre sprint.

She tripped at the start and she looked up and she's like, that's so gone. I'm just kind of, she can see you same bolt in the distance. I appreciate that. Save us time. Save everyone else at the time. Yeah. Exactly.

All right. Oh, wow. One less cocktail for you by the pool and barley, I guess. Thanks, Jackie. Well, she's fun. All right, back again, 7 o'clock tomorrow morning if you want to have a crack at it. How often should you wash each? item of clothing.

We actually have the answer. We'll debate whether we, the correct answer. Given to us by who? Consumer. Consumer, NZ, have said when these articles of clothing, how often they should be washed. I think it's going to get a little bit heated next because there's some differing opinions

on the show. Old skitties over here, eh? Oh, don't call me that. Sorry, it was one time. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Meg has the answers from Consumer NZ about how many days we can wear something before we need to wash it. But do we agree

as a team on how many washes because Dan was telling us a wild stat about how often he washes his jeans. So if jeans are one of the item in there and that comes up. Yeah, yeah, I'll go jeans. When we get to them, I'll explain. Okay, so Meg's got all the different items of clothing.

How many? I've got five. Okay, she's going to chuck them in the hat. We'll pull them out one at a time debate them. Sweatsuit. Oh, very really. How many? So we're going with How many weirs? How many wears you can wear your sweatship before it has to have been a wash.

And a wear as a day? As a wear as a day. Okay. A sweet ship. Because you can definitely wear it and then hang it back up. You wear it again. See, I'm going to, every time I'm probably going to say one wash. You are.

Because I drop food on my top and stains and. That's global warming for you. She's gorgeous. Pends if you're near like a brazier or an outdoor fire, you bugger at it. You're not putting that back in. I take you too deeply about it again. I know. Let's just say a standard wear.

Or you've got to make the vapes heaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one wear for me. I'm going at least five. Five wears for a sweatshirt. It's not even touching your skin. Yeah, it's not. You're right, Dan. It's on top of a t-shirt.

Or singlet. How often you know. So where do we go with that? Do we go three? I guess I'm in the middle? Well, what do you want to do? What do we think? I think, Dan, I'd move to four if you want to come down from five.

Okay, I don't know why we need to really come up with a definitive answer, but let's say four then. Okay, well, consumer says one to three. They're high. For sweatshots. Sweet shirts. No way. Yep, yep. Okay, what about bra?

Bras every time, because that's an underwear. Absolutely not. It's at least seven days plus. Wow, okay. Well, men... Unless it's a sports bra and then it's every time. That seems disgusting. Don't you girls get lots of sweat between them if you're a big breasted woman in the summer?

Why are you asking me? I wouldn't know. Don't look at her breastroom. I wouldn't know. I'm any bitties over here, babe. Tini, tiny. Anybody's wouldn't know what they're talking about. If it's, yeah, seven seems wild me, but then I don't wear them so...

I wouldn't even know. It's LISBRA? Oh, this is how do I think about two wears before that? I just put them back in. That really does shock me. Really? I thought any underwear, whether it be undies or bra, it would be one wear. I feel...

Four days, five days. Awkward commenting on it because I don't wear them so then I don't want to... But my undies, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't poop up my boobs. So what does consumer say? I've got that off for producers. story on Friday? I mean, it's different when you're like lactating, obviously. Right, so they can weigh in on this, by the way.

Women, men, if you agree, disagree, oh, 800, we'll take your calls. But what are we locking in then as a team? Seven? No, okay, I'll go lower. Four. Four. Four. Four wears for a bra.

That shocks me. That still seems high, but, okay. Dad, how often do you wash yours? Every day. When these things are moving around so much. We should take more notice, see what our wives are doing. Hannah definitely washes her everywhere. Every day.

Wow. Okay. All right, what's next? Okay, what's next? Sorry, jeans. Jeans. Jeans never. I never wash jeans.

Never? Never wash jeans. How do you wash them or get the smells out of them? It's disgusting. But why would my jeans smell unless I've soiled myself? I wouldn't wash them. No, they're pants. Pants get washed.

I would say, I would do with jeans every time, if not every second to third. No. You wash your jeans everywhere. Yeah. You're both crazy, so you're never doing it. You're doing it every time. I'd say jeans maybe I've had these jeans for a year

I've never washed them and look at them they're clean as anything they're so clean I get it's stained right there yeah I know but that's just because I dropped a bit of cornflake on there this morning oh so you just spot wash them yeah I would probably just put some water on there and clean it off you've never washed those jeans

they've never seen the inside of a washing machine what if you did do an accidental soiling well then I would of course I would if you're called old skitties I would not trust your jeans I am not called that. Do you ever put them in the freezer? Because people will be like, oh, you just put them in the freezer. I don't anyone that does that.

What if I hadn't saw myself, I wouldn't put them. I'd put them into the washing machine, then the freezer. No, I reckon you get a week. I reckon it's seven wears out of a pair of jeans. You would be right, ding, ding, ding. Consumers says seven plus. Seven plus for jeans. Yeah, which I would say is never.

Shocking to me. Shocking. Right. Oh, we've seen way off base with the brass stuff. Michaela's like a green mek once a week, like the sheets. And then the others are being like, yeah, bang on seven days. That is crazy to me. That really shocks me. So let's take calls in on those three.

Okay, so bras, jeans and sweatshirts. Yeah. Let's do those three. And we locked in three days for sweatshirt. Three days for sweatshirt. Seven. Yuck. Seven for jeans.

Disgusting. Seven for jeans. Five. What's the average between never with dad and every day with me? You are never washing bras. That shock. Okay. And in bras, five days.

I can't believe you wear your bra for longer than you wear your jeans. Yeah. Eddie bitties. As I told you. there's nothing to worry about. They're not, though. Hey. You can't say.

You dial up HR. What's that number again? These days, we don't have it anymore. That's why I can. Consumer NZ has released a list of how often apparently you should be washing. Your clothing on average. We're talking about three items today. They say a briar is one to three washes.

I disagree about five for me. Jeans, seven plus. But I also can't have it disagree. Maybe I've got too much a last. stick in my jeans and they stretch out after the day. I'm sure Levi Strauss came out years ago saying you should never wash jeans because they lose their integrity. Yeah, but years ago we also didn't have the internet and other things.

Things have changed. Do you know, I reckon as well, I said seven, which is much longer than your everyday Meg. Every two. But I actually, I don't even think, I will only wash them if I spilt coffee on them and I was like, damn it, then I have to wash them. Otherwise, I don't think I ever would. Yeah.

I think we've got different types of jeans. So I could probably go two or three weeks. wearing them without any wash. And then sweatshirt, they say one to three weirs, and we said three. Okay, well, Harmony said, oh my God, I wash everything after one way out. No one of my genes are fading so fast. Harmony must be a sweaty, stinky

individual. Bloody, or she's clean. No, but like, if you're having to wash your clothes. She might not have to, she might just think she should. I agree with Tammy. She said, bra five days, jump her when it's dirty, jeans when ass is saggy. So I think me and Tammy have got the same sort of jeans. It's stretched out once. Okay, Shane.

Your thoughts please. Hi. Hi, Shane. Okay, my thing is, like, for the bras, it's 24 hours because you're only going to wear it for X amount of hours every day. True. So as soon as I wear mine for 24, I'll chuck it to the wash because that sweat. And the dead skin, it's actually really, really bad. So if you do a six-hour wear, then obviously you can do that for four days. Yeah.

Yeah, but, see, I kind of like just don't like wearing them in general, and I don't go out often. So when I go out, I was probably only wearing one for, like, maybe two to four. four hours, max. You can go weeks, babe. Oh, no. Yeah, pretty much. Worker sports bra and the pretty ones. They're too expensive to overwash and and then when you get the underwater, I know you meant to put them in and you meant to hang them out.

But we never do, Shane, we never do, we can't be bothered. So you just end up with like the wires twisted and snapping and the little wire stabbing you in the tit at the side. And it pokes through. I mean, I've never won't worn a bra before. Okay, thank you for clearing that up. That's not true. That's not true. And also you'd have one line. We can pull the video up.

No, we'd never show up. But I will say... I do agree with you, though, with the iny-bitty thing. We could probably get away with it a bit longer. Me and you, yeah, we're just got tiny, tiny boobs. They're just so close to your body. I'd imagine you'd sweat into them, and so you'd need to wash. But maybe I'm wrong.

No, sports bros, yeah, but not with like nice, pretty ones. You remember that time that we wanted to experience the feeling of taking the bra off at the end of the big day? So we wore them. and we put like weighted fruit in the moment we had to wear them all day. So yeah, we did wear the ones. I did wore them once. They didn't feel good taking it off.

Can you give that back to me by the way? You never did give that. I still got it off. Jonathan, what's your input with how often we should wash these clothes? Hey guys, welcome back, Meg. Oh, thank you. With jeans, I was told like ages ago that jeans should be very rarely washed like twice a year. so I've already get away with mine like 30, 40 times before a wash.

Whoa. Yeah. I agree. I mean, if you're wearing them every day and you're working in the mines, yes. Yeah. So it's been washed them every day. The mines. But if you're not, they're fine.

And there's a guy in my gym who trains in jeans. Really? Yeah, he'd be washed it more often. This is fascinating from Trent quickly as a text. He said, when are you starching your jeans if you never wash them? I've never starched a thing in my life, apart from a potato. And that's starching itself. Like I don't know what do you do with the...

Do you guys starched your clothes? No, I've never starched any, then. Oh, and then Tori, she's washing her clothes all the time. Tori, what's your role? Hey, so my bra is like every two days, kind of like it ran us. And then my clothes, I could wear them for like half an hour and hour and they have to go on the wash. Yeah, Tori, I've got... Can't hang them back up.

Can't put them back at the roll. What is our issue with that? My husband drives them crazy is that you could definitely re-wear that go and hang it up. but I just want to wash them all the time. What if it's a jumper over the top of a top that you've only worn for an hour? It goes in the wash? Yeah, it goes in the wash.

Wow. I don't know what it is. You must be so clean. I love a clean top. And also stain everything. Someone's text through saying, I'd love to see the color of the water after Dan washes jeans, all the pollution, dust,

general daily grim. Who do you think I have? How disgusting do you think my jeans are? Yeah, I'm pivoted on. I reckon you only clean jeans when they've been like stained or soiled. But, you know, I don't mean, I mean. Clint speaking from experience.

The last time I cleaned my genes when I soiled myself last week. New Year. You know what I mean. I was hungover. You know. All right. Thanks for weighing in on that.

Coming up next, there's a new saying, is it just a saying the three of us are using? Yes, Dad. Or is it something that everyone's using? It's a way to kind of, because you want to keep your piece of this year. Yeah. Yes, we both do. Peace is my word of the year.

If you want to bitch about someone and get away with it, here's the saying for you. Clint Megan Dan. My word of the year is peace. Peace. And Daniel is trying to... Piece of cake. No. So rude.

But I will let it slide because I am choosing peace. Yeah, true. But you know what? There's actually, can I be really honest right now? There is scientific proof, scientific proof in studies that gossiping, can significantly improve women's health with emotional balance and overall joy levels and it's actually been a thing that it's been demonised

because many, many years ago with religion kind of made like women gossiping and talking together demonised because it would mean that they would kind of all talk about how their husbands were shit and they would like uprise together. So it's, you know what? A little event and a little gossip if it's harmless is good.

But a good way to feel better about it, Dan, is by saying a simple sentence good on them I guess If you say good on them I guess Now I'm guilty of gossiping and I'll say this I'm not a woman But I love May shock some people

May shock yeah Oh my god wait Give their people a moment to really Service I'm going to I need to stomach that first Right so Dan isn't sure for Danielle So much news

Okay right next Second of all I love a gossip Okay. And quite often I'll do it with Meg over text. Yeah, yeah, we love it. Oh my God, look at this. I know it.

It's terrible. But if you end it with, oh, well, good honour, I guess. Yeah, I've noticed that. Well, you guys meet you guys. Oh, well, good honour, I guess. Like, you might be bitching about someone. Like, you, I follow a lot of people on social media and I do a bit of a hate follow because it makes me feel better about myself.

It's not very peaceful. And I know. It's against what they say you should be doing. Yes. But I'll go, oh my God, look at this. What a attention seeker. And then you just go, good on them, I guess. Do you know what actually does change your perspective, though?

It's very good for you. It's good for you to afterwards go, you know what, actually, though, like legit, good on them, I guess. Hmm. You know, because it is true. It's more as a sarcasticly. Like, good for them, my guess. Like, not for me, but good for them. It kind of feels like saying, no offense after you've just said something offensive.

And you go, well, that was offensive, though. It's cut from the same milk. No offence. Yeah. So maybe just try it because it does force you to be a little bit more positive. It does. Then you just, you know, you go, oh, good for them. Because, you know what?

You can easily get into a funk where you're just constantly gossiping. Yeah, and that is no good for anybody. Yeah. And so to put a bow on it, make yourself feel better, but also train yourself to not get too deep in the gossiping and stuff. You just throw that out at the end. Yeah, just try it just for a couple of times. Instead of going, oh, look at this.

loser. Say good on them I guess. And you can even say it in a tone that's a little bit like tongue and cheek like good on them I guess. Yeah. Okay. Any examples Clint? You want to say? So there are different stages in which well there are different ways in which you would say it depending on how well you are using it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But you go oh look Clint's getting a bidet. Good on my guess. Yeah, we've done that one a couple of times in our group chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's got a shade darker in his tan. Good on my guess. Oh, Clint's book three holidays in Fiji.

She's got a long guesser. It feels like a jealous thing. He's got a jet ski. Good on, my guess. Clint, Megan Dan. I just want to make a formal apology to, and she'll know who she is because I'm not going to say her last name, Sarah, who I met in Rotorua over the holidays while we're off.

Okay. Okay. I'm going to tell you a story. Right. The most embarrassing moment of my life. Shut up. Oh, my God. You've done some crazy stuff.

No way, no way, no way. What about the time that you went on that scavenger hunt? and with children, and then you've found erotic photos inside a little box. Not your fault, but you told the kids not to tell their parents. Oh, that was geocaching, yes. Oh, that's a lot. First and last time I ever did geocashing. What about the time that you went to use your in-laws' toilet

and then forgot to flush you, it to drive four hours back to go and throw it out the window down the bank? Okay, so I've done some stuff. Okay. I was in Rotorua over the holidays and I went to a market in the CBD there. It was just me and my son George, who was nearly two in February. Okay. And I had a coffee at the markets, and for whatever reason, it doesn't usually happen to me, but it went straight through me.

Like, I had the coffee, and I hadn't had anything to eat that morning, and so it just went straight through me. And I got to the point where I was like, I'm going to have to find a toilet, or something's going to happen, okay? Now, it was a busy market, and luckily there was toilets just off to the side, but there was just one, and it was one of those smart loos, where you press a button it goes in the door. It's all automated, okay?

And there was a queue of people. There was about three people waiting for said toilet. I went and joined the back of the queue. And this is where I met. Well, I would never line up. Like, that's, I just kind of hang around the area and wait until it's free. Yeah, but what if somebody else goes in the line?

It was a busy. You had to. I had to. And then everyone's looking and knowing exactly what you're up to. But trust me, it was the last thing I wanted to do, but I had to. Okay? So I went up with my son, George, and this is where I met beautiful Sarah. Okay, who was just in front of us in the queue.

She's a listener of the show. We got talking. You would have been panicking. We would love it. She was, and I was, at this point, I don't want to say it. Trilly dogging. Okay. And she was lovely.

We were talking about the show. We're talking about hit the spot, all this sort of stuff. And then I said, because I didn't want to admit that I was busting. So I said, George, my son, two years old, needs to use the bathroom. So I'm really desperate to get him in there to change his nappy, etc. And she goes, you go ahead of us. Lovely, lovely lady. So it got to the point where it was her turn.

I jumped in front of her, press the button, the door. opens, I go in. Okay, and I sit, George, by the door. So sit there, stay still there. Stay there. Stay there. Oh, poor George. So he's like a hostage in this

hot box situation. He's facing the toilet, watching his father doing ungodly things. And he's just like, why don't you bring me here? So I pressed it as a red button. You press it, it goes, door closing, goes in, then you press it again. And it locks.

And it goes, door locked. You have 10 minutes. Brilliant. So I sit there, I go, George, sit there. All hell breaks loose. I sit down and go. Bigham, boom, boom, boom. Okay?

I'm doing it. Bloody hell. George, then I, he's like two meters away from me. It's quite a big toilet. He stands up and I go, George, sit down. Sarah's out there waiting and going, oh, good daddy out there, good daddy and they're changing happy. And as a toilet, keep in mind you're right, Sarah thinks I'm in there changing. George is happy.

He's such a good dad. Okay. So what do you do when you're a toddler in a room? You look for the bright little green thing on the wall, don't you? Yeah, yeah. He turns around. looks at the open button. I go, George, no.

He reaches up, hits the button. Door opening. Door starts opening. I'm sitting mid-boat looking straight back in at me. And Sarah's going, I thought you were changing his nappy. I'm going, no, no, no, I had to stand up. I have a wipe, pull my pants up, run over to the door, press the button, and close the kid.

Okay. Sarah, you're still there? Yeah, a lie about George needing to go. Yeah, obviously. Sarah's wandered off by this point. Trust me. I then, me and George, exchange some choice words, okay? Then I finish up, clean up, open the door, everyone's gone.

Yeah. Okay? I then receive this DM from Sarah. Oh my God, I'm mortified for you. So nice to meet you, though. Thanks for saying hi. I don't blame you. if you don't reply, I'd want to die.

And I don't reply. You didn't reply. I'd want to die. So this is, just take this as my formal apology. George was like, he ain't never taking me in there again. No, no. Oh, sure. He'll show you.

He, alpha dogs, you big. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. So there we go. The person who invented those was having to laugh, that they put the buttons by the door, though. Satan.

Yeah. Satan. Honestly, honestly. They do not have kids. That person invented that. Never using one again. Do you want to open it up? What?

The floor. I feel like I've opened up enough. No, the four. We've seen enough of Dan. When did you want to crawl into a hole and die? Please help Dan, maybe you've had a similar experience. Possibly was one of those bathrooms. Did you have a story over the holidays?

You're like, oh my God, if I had a radio show, that'd be an 8 a.m. break. Yeah, or when your toddler, you know, embarrass you. They're good at it. They're good at it. Yeah. I just apologising. And sorry, Sarah. Fair enough.

We're all sorry, Sarah. You should frame that and get it hung up in that toilet. Yeah. All right, we want to know when you were embarrassed by a child. Or if you just had a moment over the summer holidays, we're like, oh my God, you want the ground to swallow you up and take you away. Yeah, Dan had one of those moments with one of those portaloos that are electric with the doorkers. It's a smart loo.

Smart loo. Smart loo is everywhere, yeah, smart loo. I'd avoid them at all costs. You know, they're just too much technology in a toilet. Katrina had a similar situation. to you where she obviously pushed the button to shut the door, but then you've got to push it again to lock it. And she said, so she didn't do that, so she was pants down midstream.

And then the door opened, and the lady walked away, but the door was obviously still open. Yeah, I've been in some similar moments close to that then so I can so see how it would happen with George. What is it with toddlers wanting to press those buttons? What's they're done? They're like, okay, I'm done now. Is it well, mom is going?

And why do they make the button so far from the toilet where we were sitting? So big. It should be reachable. from the toilet. All right, let's go to Julian. Hey Julian. Hi there, good morning. Good morning.

What happened? Did your child embarrass you as well? Oh, yes. So I got up and I was walking my daughter's candy. Any other day, we went to candy, walked in. There was a parts book, human diagram book in the Kinsey. I sat down at the table with her and we were looking over the pictures. We got to the male anatomy picture.

And she points at the genital parts and really loudly in front of everyone just says, oh my gosh, Mum, you have one of those in your drawer. Brilliant. Oh, the embarrassment. Have one of those in your drawer. Brutal honesty. Oh, why, why, why? Why do they become so clear with their words?

Oh, yeah, the amount of months that just dropped everything and looked at me, I was highly embarrassed. Oh, you're like, stop with the judgment. We've all got one. Tell me this, Julian, did you find a better hiding face for it? after that? I sure did. Yeah.

Definitely did. Yeah. Good on you. That's good. Yeah, because you think, they're too young to know what that is. So don't worry about it. But then, obviously, if they don't understand,

then they might out you. Vicki's texted saying my car started shaking on a road trip, and my three-year-old daughter said, is that from your big size, mummies? Jesus. She's right, no, no, no. No, no. Okay, and Sarah, what happened to you?

you, what was your embarrassing and want to crawl into a hole and die situation? So, mine's pretty bad. I had hemorrhoids really badly one time. So, you know, I had to go and see the doctor. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't get a morning appointment, which is a huge red flag already. Because I had been at work all day. I got a bit paranoid.

I was sweaty. So, you know, I tried to do the courtesy clean beforehand. Of course, of course. Even though they're a GP and they've seen it all, you've got to like, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. She's like, you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist. Yeah, we get it.

Exactly. Similar analogy, I guess. Fast forward to me lying on the bed, my dignity already hanging on by a thread when my GP goes, oh, wow, you've left a little surprise here for me. And I was like, what? Like, what do you mean?

I literally was screaming in my brain, and then she casually picks toilet paper off my A-hole. And she's, don't worry, I can tell you, to clean up for me. Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. I've just realised your voice is not disguised. Was I supposed to do that? It's fine.

I don't care. Are you right? I would have moved countries. There's no way you can see that GP again. I would have been on the next plane out of it. Just picking a little stuck toilet paper. And that's why you need a bidet. That's why you need.

We need buries. There we go. It's finally making sense. Do you sweat the same GP? Yes, she's so good She's amazing to me She would be I mean there's nothing that could stoop lower than that

She's seen the worst now Well I said to her I was like you've definitely earned your money today Oh my goodness me I mean we love an overshira And you've been probably The biggest one we've had This morning

I think that's probably one of the best calls I've ever heard Yeah It might make someone else out feel better, you know. It's probably happened to them, so, you know, just supporting other people and it together. Yeah, we're in this together, that's right.

Thanks, Sarah. Probably a fake name. Very genuine. No, it's not. Oh, my name is Clara. That's right. I'm trying to help her. What's your last name?

No. I'm going to put her on hold. She was going to give it. I love her. Brilliant. Did she? You got her on hold. Yeah, I think we can't beat that. Let's just end there.

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