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Episode Date: October 28, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of The Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast with Ash London, the trio brings their unique blend of humor and insight to various segments. They kick off with amusing anecdotes, dive into relationship advice, and challenge themselves to hit the spot with Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. Along the way, there's a discussion on how to stay present in the moment, make new adult friends, and enjoy those small everyday pleasures. Tune in for a mix of laughs, genuine advice, and some unexpected twists! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening02:15 Throwback Playlist and Music Talk05:23 Coffee Chat and Health Tips07:01 Pike River Movie Discussion10:58 Scams and Online Shopping12:33 Wicked Concert and Movie Excitement16:14 First Call of the Day32:47 Advice Roulette39:55 Relationship Advice and Halloween Dilemmas41:26 Kelly Clarkson's Iconic Covers46:02 Influencers and Qualifications50:37 When Did You Know It Was Over?01:00:41 Making Friends as an Adult01:14:01 Things We Love: Simple Pleasures

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a you-up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. No, no-remont. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. The Edge Brecky. Hittata in Auckland.

Good morning, one to six down early because we love you so much. Oh yeah. I'm about to show you something. This is I connected. Hello, guys. Atamare, Morena, Ash London here. I didn't realize that my, when I got a new laptop, it connected to the cloud and got all my old photos.

So last night I found the photo of the day my milk came in. Now, I've got big boobs, but not like the kind of boobs that, like, when I walk into a room, you're like, whoa, she's got big, but they're just kind of a normal size. Oh, are we going to see boobies at 6 a.m. I got a brow on, but you will never get over how big my boobs were the day my milk came in. This is me in the hospital. Oh, hey.

Hold on. You're only showing Dan Milky puddings. I'd like to see, too. Oh, ho. Loudie out. Oh, my God. My God, I think, I hate to say it, Ash,

but I think your milk came in a couple of weeks before that photo was taken. My word. Holy shit. Jesus. I can't just, I would like, I couldn't stand up. because I was so like...

A couple of double Ds there, eh? Double Ds? More like double Zs. Double Zs. I'm a double D without breastfeeding. Yeah, my goodness. Like, that makes me... How did my skin...

God, women's bodies are amazing. The stuff that can stretch on a woman's body is incredible. I also have the video of them cutting me open and pulling the baby out if you wanted to watch that later. No, I think I'd sort of rather miss that one. It's pretty amazing. I have a fair of custard greens. But he just comes out.

Well, you never quite not. what you're going to get listening and never quite know what you're going to get working here either that wasn't on my bingo card no it was not thanks for showing us that though ash this morning

can I have some milk in my coffee yeah I was going to have black but for some reason I'm ready to go just full milk just maybe a glass of the stuff Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh

About to jump into our 6am throwback Us versus the playlist Playlist is goody today Jimmy Eing World Honestly, if you see Jimmy E. World, I wouldn't have even be able to tell you what I thought that song sounded like and then you play it. You go, oh, yeah, the middle.

It's a classic. Yeah. Was it, yeah, Wonder Wonder? It's a band. Yeah, but like... I mean, they have other songs. Can't name any of them now than the sport. They definitely do.

Anything in the system under Jimmy E. Let me have a look. Jimmy E. World. And what is going on with my bloody computer, say? Oh, the internet's down. Oh, is it? Mine's gone. Oh, no, it's back now.

It's the only one in our system, so maybe he technically was. It's a band, once again, not just one guy called Jimmy. They're a band called Jimmy. Is there a Jimmy in the band? Yes, the lead singer is called Jim. So a few options to beat the playlist today, Clinton. First of all, is in 2007 Kylie Minogue was honoured with the Music Industry Trust Prize for 20-year career. Good on her.

So we could play any Kylie Minogue. an oak song really there. The other option is... Actually, the only one I like of hers is that new one, well, new was just not a throwback. That's so good. That's the gay anthem of the 2020s. Yeah.

The Spice Girls went to number one again with a brand new single, Let Love Lead the Way. I've never heard that song. That's one of their songs like no one remembers existed. Yeah, because that was a bit later in there because they were like late 90s. Pop quiz, best Spice Girl song, go.

Oh, and it'd have to be stopped. I agree. High five, babe. A lot of people would say... I think if I was on Family Field I would have gone wannabe for top answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, most common answer on the board, probably. But the favourite is stockers, dance. Yeah, they've got some bangers though, don't they have the Spice Girls? Yeah. I heard... Colours of the World.

I heard we were interviewing one of the Spice Girls. That's what I heard as well. Sporty Spice. Sporty Spice. What's she flogging that she's wanting to come on the show? She's doing a new stage show, I believe,

with Rebel Wilson and some other people about a girl group. Mm. I just wanted an ad for it, or Rebel Wilson put it on an Instagram or something. I saw yesterday. Yeah.

I would say that let's go with the playlist. Me too. I love that you meet. You haven't really thrown out anything that has enticed me to want to delete the playlist. There's not really any big birthdays today.

Unless if we're going to do Kylie, Minogue, we do Kylie and Robbie kids. Ooh. Which is a bit... What? No. Ew. It was a New Zealand Idol group song.

Oh, God. That's the only reason. That's such a niece reason to not like anything. No, it's just when you're practicing a song with a group of other, like a bunch of other tri-hound. over and over for a whole week so you can perform it on TV for 90 seconds. I hope we don't feel that way about Bohemia in Rapid City after the week of practicing

for hit the spot. Can we just mark this time down as well? It was 6.05 on the 29th of October. It was when Clint admitted he was a trihards. Actually, I was just going to confirm that. We were all tryhards. It's not like they were triads and I was the only non-trial. I was trying very hard.

She's confirmed our beliefs. Well, look where I got you, babe. On top of the world. Thanks, man. It's time for a little bit of a coffee catch-up. Just a little whip around, see how everybody's doing. Just finish my coffee. Oh, did you?

That was quick. You know, Ash offered me one of her special mushrooms this morning in my coffee, but I forgot to put it in there. Oh, no, lion's made cordyceps and chag-a! Yeah, it's illegal stuff, if you're new to the show. And they're powered it up, so she crushes them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, again, legal stuff.

But she went and he chops it up with their credit card. Anyways. That's air. There's actually so much research and data now that's saying that these kind of mushrooms will really help your brain over the years to avoid, like, deterioration. Do you know, the other thing is meant to be really good for your brain is creatine? Did you see what I sent you last night? No, I haven't seen it yet.

Because you've been telling me, creatine, creatine, creatine. I was like, yeah, Jim, bro. But then I got looked into it, and actually a study has now officially come out with, like, strong data that suggests that creatine for perimenopausal and menopausal women, fantastic for, like, focus, anxiety, energy. Yeah, and they're talking about even, like, for Alzheimer's. and stuff in the brain. It's not just like great for muscles if you go to the gym,

which is what, you know, most people are using it for it. And so I got my mum and dad onto it, and they just take creatine every day with a protein shit. I thought Christy was looking a bit jacked. Yeah, Bridges' car. I also just wanted to correct dash on something. It's not called menopause anymore. It's called milf puberty.

I love that. Miltf puberty. Bring it on. I also read that it doesn't matter. You know, some people have, like, there's like cheap creatine and spino-creatine. Yeah. Apparently, it's all the same.

Yeah, monohydrate. Exactly. Yeah, chemist Weehouse. Probably the easiest place just to pick up some creatine and then just mix it into like a shake or whatever. Yeah, great.

Well, there you go. You learn something every day. Yeah, it's meant to be very, very good for you. I was watching Pike River. It doesn't come out in cinemas until tomorrow, but we got screener. Such a movie. Yeah, we had Rowdy who sadly and devastatingly lost his son

and his crew in the mine. He was on annual leave at the time. He was on the show yesterday. You can get the podcast if you want to catch up on that and also the director. I guess the frustrating thing for the family. and when watching the film is that the whole time

they're just wanting to recover the body and John Key, the guy who plays John Key actually does look a bit like John Key. Everybody that's cast in it, I think, does a great job. Yeah, and of looking like the person they're playing. But obviously, the national government that was in at the time, they were like,

we're going to get the bodies out, and then they look into it, and they're like, it's too dangerous. And the family's like, but you promised. And then they do, I didn't realize they did this thing where they got Jacinda Adirner, the Labor government to sign

a contract saying if we get in we will make it our priority to get the bodies out. And then I'm thinking, yeah but I'm pretty sure the bodies are all still in the mind. And then Justin Ardun is in the movie. We're acting. Yeah. She's like, shut up.

She plays herself because I thought, yeah, her actual stuff and she goes, we're going to get them out. And then I was like, why would she go on the film on the movie and say that when she knows she didn't because she can't fight with history and pretend it didn't happen? Yeah, she You may as well portray herself in the best way she can. Yeah, be on set to make sure they're not telling porkies about her.

That's what I'd do. She was born to play the role, to be honest. That's funny from you. Every time I guess they looked into it, they realised how dangerous it was. And I think the closest the families or the wives ever got was 30 metres into the mine. And the miners are like 2.3 kilometres in the mine. Like when it exploded. That's horrific, hey.

It's just if you think about it. Like if you imagine, like Rowdy who we had in his team and his son, lost in the mine. You imagine, like, not coming to work one day here at the edge, and just everybody passes away, and you're the only survival. So there's stories of 9-11, and it's like, oh, my kid was six, so I had to stay home. Oh, gosh.

And you'd have this whole thing of, like, why me? Why me? Survivor's guilt, of course. I have one more question. What's the vibe on Jacinda now? These years, I know your mum calls it Taxender. But, like, because around the world, in Australia, I love, Jacinda, la, la.

Oh, yeah, I mean, everyone's, I think everyone, well, not everyone. and you can't have everyone love you when you're a politician. But I think she's probably liked even more now because she was loved, I think, by most people, even national supporters, I think should at least be able to put their political views aside and go, she got doubt a real rough hand in the terms she was looking after the country.

And I think she did a very great job as a leader. Excuse me, sorry, sorry. She was earthquake, Earth race was before her. Before her. So she had the shooting and the stupid pandemic. And White Island Volcano eruption as well. And then now that she's not in charge, then it's not her fault for all the problems of New Zealand now, right?

So surely you've got to be liked even more, I would have thought. I think since she's gone and the problems haven't improved, people are starting to go, maybe it won't. I'm sure we'll get a lot of tech stuff and people that hate her, but that's the risk you take when you're a politician is that a lot of people hate you regardless. I just wanted to get a gauge on that because, you know, you hear different things. There's not like, why would you want it? You could have paid me enough.

No way. It could not pay me enough money. And anywhere in the world at the moment. Anywhere. Like you're setting yourself up to fail. Totally. But if you are intrigued by the entire situation, how it all unfolded, maybe you followed it back in 2010,

I didn't realize how many years the wives fought for justice, how long they just kept on keeping on. We've got a dull pass. It's our must-see movie. So Pike River, it's in cinemas tomorrow. If you want to go for free, 0-800 each. Give us a call and we'll sort you out. Go just for the acting,

well, Melanie Linsky and Robert Malcolm. I hope they win awards for it. A phenomenal way. Such a good actors. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's go! We're just talking about if you're going to scam somebody, the best way to do it is online shopping. Because we all do it and then it goes,

your parcel tried to get delivered. And even if you haven't ordered anything, you think someone must have tried to send me something. Exactly. And often I will sometimes buy something and forget about it. And even when you have bought something and the tracking comes, they're not telling you who sent it. So sometimes you don't know which one of your parcels are referring to.

And Dan's just got the same thing. from like Australian Post and they've sent me like here's the photo to show that we couldn't deliver it and it was of someone else like an apartment intercom and I was like nah Stu getting too weird I will tell you as an Australian

there's no more like Australia Post scams are so prevalent that at this point ain't no one open in anything of Australia person I don't trust Australians actually I don't trust them The last time I got scammed was actually from this workplace

and they said that somebody at work had their bulldog had puppies and if you wanted to look the puppies, you had to click the link. And then I did and went, you've just been scams. I got done this week by them. Mine was a delivery. Someone set you a gift.

I was like, ooh. Work will scam us just to see who's good and who's bad. It's so annoying. Like you failed the fishing. I'm like, oh, piss off. I always sucked in fishing. But our lives are hard enough without our own workplaces. Jamming us.

Trying to trick us to prove that we haven't been doing our online training, which I'm never going to do, IT, if you're listening. Yeah, and who's not clicking on a link to see puppies? Puppies! Gossip, entertainment. Clip Mick and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. All right, so I said that two of the three of us

would be frothing over this news. So November 21, Wicked for Good, hits cinemas. That's the next installment of Wicked. Have you guys been invited to the Prem? I have. I got invited in Australia. I was like, guys, I have moved to New Zealand. But also, I don't want to see it with the premiere.

I like to see it on my own with a friend so I can get boozed. sing along and cry. Oh, I think it's the best time because all the die-hard fans are at the premiere, right? True, though. You can't sing along. Oh, I will be.

Nice. When I saw it was me and the gays and my bestie, and the end of which he's like, ah, ah, ah! Everyone was like standing up,

everyone was singing, hugging and crying, didn't even know these people. We actually, like, hired out of cinema. That's right. That's right. Silki Otta, and Ponsomby actually had us

in Auckland. and we just got a whole lot of like diehard fans and it was a sing-along. Let's do it again. Everyone was allowed to sing all the words to all the songs. It was because obviously people were singing and it got banned in cinemas around New Zealand. And so we're like, right, we'll sort one out just the singing.

But there are two new songs in Wicked for Good that we've never heard before. It was announced a couple of weeks ago. But we are going to hear them before on November 21 because I present to you one wonderful night, the wicked concert show. This happened, I believe it happened. what in check? I'm presuming it'll probably

happen in the state. It's Ariana, it's Cynthia, it's the cast, on stage sang in and living, here's the trailer. I have been changed. This is Wicked One Wonderful night. November 6th, NBC invites you to a once in a lifetime event. Got a little over-excited during the hair toss.

With an exclusive debut. Two brand new songs. A sneak piece. I've done both. Wicked one wonderful night. Go on in you. November 6th, the UBCN.C.N.K. Which is a week away.

Oh, God, I'm getting goosebumps. So Arianna Grande is actually on stage live doing like a wicked production. The whole cast is in there. I don't have been paying the girls to do that. It'd be part of that contract. It'd be like, we're going to pay you $10 million, but you'll probably have to do one concert special.

And I don't think it's actually, it's not the show. It's not like the musical itself. is performing selections from it. It's still good. Wait, is it still a production, like the actual show? And then are the girls just come out to sing the songs? Or it's just songs? It's just songs.

There'll be some talking and some like jokes and some bits and bobs. You know, it'll be like, remember when Adele released her last album 30 and she did all those like promo concerts? Yeah. It'll be kind of like that where they're showcasing the songs to get you excited for the movie. Yeah, so no NZ released date yet, but it's just been announced. I would imagine that within a day or two will know how we can watch it.

And the good thing about it is if you haven't seen the musical before, because obviously this next movie is the second act of the musical that is on Broadway. A lot of people don't know the music from the second act. It's not as well known. There's no defying gravity or anything in it. So this will get you knowing the song. There is no better feeling than just before intermission hits. Because intermission starts just as defying gravity ends in Alphaba.

What's their name? The bad one? Alphabet. Elphabababat is Alphabet. Not Glinda. She's up there and she's on the thing. and then the curtain closes everyone's already crying and clapping and some people think it's over.

No, no, no, no, you wait. There's another hour to go. Scandal, thanks to Broca. Did you want us to talk about Wicked some more? Need energy? Broca supports energy needs every day. First call of the day next. He couldn't wrap us up quicker, right?

You can talk about anything you like except Wicked because I think we've done our photo for the morning. Hey, we can talk about the backstreet boys another time, Clint. Great. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First call of the day. First call of the day. Karen joins us, I'm guessing from Wellington.

Morning, Karen. Good morning. Good morning. Driver of a Suzuki Swift. She's a relationship manager for stock exchange. Karen, your name copped a bit of flack a few years back. Rightly so for some, Karen's, and unjust for others. Are you the type of person that would return, say, food if there was a...

You found a little pub in your burger? No, definitely not. I'm one that will stay silent and just pick it out. No, Cassie, you can't be doing it. No, no, no, no, no. I could form a job with him but he would just call me to complain for them because I love that.

Yeah, but that's so crazy because that's an extreme thing where most people would complain, and this Karen wouldn't. She's so nice. You must have felt really like... Antagonized. Yeah, over the past few years

when it was like, oh, she's such a Karen. Yeah, so Karen's actually a nickname. It's not my real name. Oh, how'd you get the Karen nickname? Yeah. Well, Karen is a name I use Because I have a very unusual first name And nobody can pronounce it

It's Dutch So when I go order food Or when I put my name down for anything It's just easier to say Karen So am I pronouncing it right Your real name is Filker Yes, correct Okay, I like that people

People need to just learn to say people's names So do you think like What a jumbo from Philka to Karen Well, car on the end is KA So maybe she's just going Phil Kha, Karen Okay. No, because it ends in a K-E.

It's Dutch. Yeah. Oh, that's tricky. And I have a twin sister, and her name's Mika. Cute. And when she does food, orders or any things, her name is Megan. Oh. That's very confusing.

It does say a lot about white people, the word just like, nah, too hard. Yeah. Can't do it. Yeah. And so you are a relationship manager, though. So if anybody's complaining to the manager, it's you, you know, you're the manager. Yeah. All my clients know my name, though that's good.

Hey, so if you're in the stock exchange, is that the same as like shares and investments and stuff like that? Correct. Okay, so if there was one thing... Is the stock exchange the same as shares and investments? We're like shares and that. I'm like, I don't know. They might be dealing with like corporate stuff.

If I was going to put $100 into any stock today, what would you recommend, even though, you know, take your own responsibility and check your own stuff? whatever they say. Do your diligence? Yeah, no, we do not give out advice on what people should invest in. Can I tell you about what I did and you can say I'm amazing?

So I got shares these last month, Karen, Filker, and I put $85 into a stock, and today it's worth $192. What was the stock? Oh, well, there you go. Yeah, you should be asking Ash London for stock exchange. That's right. It's not like a sick route. I'm not telling you what stock.

Like, if I buy it, it's not going to take stock away from you. You wouldn't want to buy it now because it's doubled in price in two months. It's not going to keep going up. Isn't it bad, though? Because if you do tell everyone, everybody starts doing it, then... No, it's great, because then the price goes up. When everyone sells it, that's when all of a sudden the ass falls out of your shares. So if anything, Ash should be spreading the word and making her stock.

I can't say because I don't remember what it's called? Can everybody else invest in Tesla? Because I put like 100 bucks into it. I don't put money into Tesla. Well, I listen to some lady who's meant to be in charge. of like a billion dollar portfolios and she said on a podcast if you are going to put your money in any stock

right now she says it would be Tesla Karen? No No she's giving us advice No she said no Karen said don't die No she was talking to her barista Who just asked her if she wanted milk and a coffee

She said no thanks back Okay Karen we'll send you a voucher to go spend in store at Zet We love you Off here you can tell us where to put our money okay Amazing thanks guys have a good day Use her real name, but not Karen. Well, she changed it. So it was Micron.

That was the name of the company that I invested, my $85. They make chips. Potato chips. Yeah. Yeah. Dan goes and puts us into snack and chaggy, which to be fair. For like AI and stuff. Yes, I put in $85 and now it's at $192.

Good on, you, Ash. Micro what? Micron. Micron. Yeah, but what is I... Dan, you know a bit about micro stuff, don't you? Yeah. I don't think you'd invest in the ones that I know about, though.

Norty-640, up next. He's like, invests snack and chagin'y chips. My favourite chips. Oh, they've got prawn cocktail flavours. It's just come out. Delicious, isn't it? Delicious. All right, how to tell if a dude is quite endowed down there

by not looking down there, according to Dan Webby. It's a thing. It's some crap you read on the internet. You can tell a lot by a smile, apparently. Yeah, I'll tell you next. Clint, Megan Dan. StinkyBee. Norty.

4640, Dan's looking after it today. You guys may have heard of it, and it's been doing the rounds on TikTok lately, the phrase, a hung smile. Never heard of it. Well, it's a thing where certain guys have a certain type of smile which shows a confidence in their endowment.

Oh, like BDE. It is a similar thing to BDE, I think. But it's the smile, BD. But it's the smile version. It's kind of a physical thing that a lot of people can look at a guy when they smile and go, he's smiling and he knows he's built well down there. And I do want to say, and I will put it out to the text line, because I don't want to speak for all women.

But I generally don't think women care. It's not something women discuss. It doesn't come up. I think this is something that men care about. And I may be wrong, 3343, if you disagree with me. I mean, there's a guy that's Clint, stop smiling. Is that why he's smiling like that? Why is he smiling?

That's not. If that's your smile, that's not a hung smile. That is a weird smile. I don't know what you guys are talking about. No. Looks like you just had dental surgery. It's really. Too many squids of Botox.

That's what it looks like. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a guy that explains it on TikTok better than I can. When a man is well blessed with his water bottle, he gives this specific smile. And it's not like, I'm so happy. No. It's such a smug, smirk, casual smile.

The corners of his mouth don't even. go up that much but they are up a little bit and it just has so much confidence behind it a lot of men who are hung will use this smile because they know what they're actually non-verbally saying to you let's say that you're annoyed with him and then he gives you the hung smile what he's saying is look i don't care how annoyed you are i know later on i'm going to have you begging me just to keep going even longer and longer because i know how much you want that guy's talking out of his ass is he's talking metaphorically like bd he's just making it up yeah however it's a bit of fun so So what we've done is we've got photos of all four of us guys

Okay, we've got Dan, Clint, Neeps and Carl And we put it into chat GPT Oh, with his permission Carl's gone ahead and done this Carl, was there any specific thing you had to do? Yeah, so I burnt a couple trees down And created a custom GPT for this And I educated it on the article

And the TikTok thing as well Gave it some examples, all that kind of stuff Then fed it our pictures and then told us, told it to give us. Okay, well, I've got the rankings from AI. Okay, coming in at number four, as in the smallest water bottle. Daniel Webby. No surprises there.

Maybe. Why is the butt of the joke? Maybe. Like, even judging me too. Oh, do I make the joke someone else? Nah. It's given you a little ride-up. Do you want to hear the writer?

Why make it so predictable? It's science. It's going off your smile, Lully. That's not a hung smile. That's a please like my. cat grin. Now there's no way. This is stitch up.

Of course it is. Cure golden retriever energy suite, but not swinging any danger signs. Okay. Coming in at number three. Clinton. This is rubbish. The classic, I know I'm photogenic smirk. Confident, but it's giving boy next door

who moisturises daily, not mystery man who ruined your life and your sleep schedule. Well, actually, maybe there is something to that. I'd prefer the moisturiser guy. All right. So it's down to, Nipes and Carlos, Nipius, crossing both fingers. And Carl's made himself it.

Producer Carl loaded the photos, remember? Coming at number two, Nipia. Oh, that's, I don't even bother with the rest of it. There's no chat, GBT, involved in this. He's just written it. Neepis is still pretty good. The beat smile, because he's on the beach, says, I don't chase, I attract.

That's the calm confidence of someone who knows they've got good stats without bragging. And then I'm going to go forward now to Carl. The beard, the hat that I've Got Secrets, Gren, that says he's both emotionally unavailable and unreasonably confident about it. That's a full-blown hung smile, textbook definition.

Bloody hell. What a lie. I swear. I swear you can come and... I want to see the full screen record. No edit of you loading all of this information. Come and see it, guys. Come and see it.

When I pitched this yesterday, I wanted full chat GPT involvement, not just Carl, our producer, writing up... A robot did this entire thing. It was unbiased. No, it was a bald ginger man. That's a real small thing to say, right? That's that small dig energy.

He's a car to get to my name, actually. Clint Megyn Dan. What's in Dan? Google history. Is it sexy? Is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? What's something new to do?

Dance Google history once a week, we go through the things that he's being so intrigued about. He's had to stop whatever he's doing and putting his phone up. and search it. It's such a great insight into your brain. Well, I think we've discovered that everybody just Google stuff. Absolutely. Yeah, but a lot of the time, I feel like I'm like, yeah, I don't need to know. My wife will make something up and I go, yes, you need to know everything.

You're always like going deep diving to get the answers. Yeah, like if I need to know, if I feel like I need to know something, I'll do a deep dive. And then weirdly, other stuff I'm just like, yeah, I don't care enough. I do miss the world in which we just wondered. Yeah. I feel like I'm 50-50. But if I can't let it go, then I definitely can't let it. You know how sometimes when you go like,

oh, God, that's going to annoy me? I can't think of that person. That literally would just annoy you for life. I remember you'd call someone. Like, who would know? Then you'd have to call you, maybe. Like, you remember that thing? And what was that girl's name?

And you're like, oh, and sometimes they'd be like, I don't know who'll know, I'll call them. And then they'd call them. And then they'd call you back. Who wants to be a million? Yeah. But I kind of liked that. I think we know too much,

because my brain feels full all the time now. Anyway, Santa Claus age 2025 is the first thing you've Googled this week Because Hannah and I were talking about Santa and obviously centres Yeah, but he doesn't age. Yeah, and that's the thing, this is what I mean. Googling it as well, even if Google gives you an answer, it's not actually correct. It's just somebody online. What did Google say?

You said they had seen as many, like thousands of years. Yeah, because he's magic. Yeah. He's coming to. He's just thousands of years. Lexing two months till he comes. I would have put him at like 68. No, he's older than that.

I reckon Sand is like a young. 80, but forever. You can't be riding a sleigh in your 80. And his job, he's like a bit. His job. The other thing that told me on Google was his job gets harder every year because there's like millions of more chimneys

to go down every year. Yeah, and the sacks hereby and like, you're right, oh, he's got a maneuver. But it's magic, so it doesn't matter. Okay. Next thing. You've got on a bit of a world record spiral here. You've written most amount of clothes

on one person record and then most snails on face world record. and then world record for most toilet seats broken. Yeah, so I was trying to find easiest world records because I think Clint loves doing world records. Sales on face, that's not easy. I think that's actually an easy one to achieve. Yuck.

You have a big, it's all about the surface area of your face. But it's not going to hurt. It's just a bit yuck. I did the pegs one once, and I don't know. I got something like 60 pegs on my face. And then when you take them off, your face looks like a mess. But certain faces would be good for the peg one, not your face. You need like a flabby big face for that one.

it's not me. Oh, I just think. No, I'm just saying, of all the faces. Sounds like Ashes and Kean, do you want to give the peg thing a guy? No, my face would, is too pert. Okay. Yeah, well, but what are you drinking? Okay, I'm Harley Davidson Cost.

Yeah, because I'm looking into it. As if, as if, Hannah will let you get a Harley Davidson. I did that, found the model I wanted after months of looking at my wife's like, no, you're not. She's like a second hand one's like five grand. I know. Yeah, also Hannah's worked in a hospital and she's probably seen all the people coming in with limbs hanging off.

Yeah, but I'm just drive it on the weekends really slowly. I'll be one of those like real slow Harley drivers. No, no, doesn't. And then finally, blueie mama, actor, is she hot? Answers yes. Bluey mama? Yeah, the woman. She looks a bit like hammer.

Yeah, she's a babe. The mother, the lady that voices the mom and blueie. Oh. She's very nice. Do yourself a favour. I'm going to. She's not your type, she's dance type. Yeah, she's like, she's not what she sounds like, you know, in the show.

She's really, yeah, she's lovely. Yeah, she always used to go to the ARIA Awards in Australia. Oh yeah, no, she's hot, hey, she's real hot. I hope she's making bank. I think she would be. Do you know how much the bluey brand is worth? Oh, how much. Two billion dollars.

Good on them. Bluey. Oh my life. Isn't that incredible way, like the toys? A couple of illustrators from Australia. The merch, everything, two billion dollars. Megan Dan Dan.

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if you can give us 10 answers starting with the lead ash gives you in 30 seconds you can pass but no repeated answers. Play this morning is Rachel. Morning Rachel. Good morning. How are you guys?

Doing great, right? Short week, how good, eh? Wednesday that feels like a Tuesday? Yeah, it's like good. Now, we can hear somebody in the background. Now, it's up to you if you guys want to do like a two-player game. Don't do it. The problem is normally the delay that it takes your partner to tell you the answer,

and then you tell us the answer, sort of ruins. It takes too long. It's never worked. Trust yourself, Rachel, trust yourself. There's no one else in the car with me. It's just me. Oh. It was a radio where we're hearing.

Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. I don't know. Okay, well, your letter today All right, she's got a husband and she's got a boyfriend that she's driving to work and tell him

this message, and if that's how he found out, Rachel's that you're doing the dirty. Okay. If you're Rachel's husband, we're just just kidding with her. Your letter today is M, Rachel, Rachel, M for marriage, which you, married, you need to remember that you are.

Yeah, for mistress. Yeah. I'm missing the ring that will work on that. Okay, calm girl. All right, your letter is M. Beginning with M, can I please have a boy's name? Michael. A cocktail.

Mahito. Something you earn. Money. Something hot. Milo. A type of hairstyle. Mobile? A makeup brand.

Maybelline. A type of soup. Minestrone. A type of flour. A movie A cartoon character Oh you came through all 10 You answered the first seven flawlessly

And then you started passing Yeah the two passes A flower Magnolia or Marigold A movie Moana came to me Moana so many Yeah

God that was a great streak Towards the start there Your husband and partner Will be very happy with you Yeah, goodness me. Thanks for listening, Rachel. Yeah, it's fun hanging out. Yeah, you're the best.

All right, see you, bye. Back again, 8 o'clock, another chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Clint Meg and Dan. Clare are now DMs on Insta at Edge Breakfast yesterday and found a couple of people reaching out, wanting advice. We thought, okay, maybe we should bring this to the show. When therapy's too expensive, you can call O it Under the Edge. It's Clint Megan Dan's.

Advice roulette. This is fun. And I think the way this works is only one of us is going to give you advice, right? Yeah, we've got the wheel. The advice wheel will spin it and whoever it ends up landing on has to give the advice.

Totally. What do you want me? I'm the most together of all of us. Wow. I think there is a little bit of some intros made. What? It's going to say our strengths and weaknesses. Okay, well, this is Ash.

I would say that she's really good of relationship advice, but I've heard she's pretty rubbish. I mean, she even hosts a podcast called Hopeless Romantics. Go figure. It's Ash London. But who wrote that? It's BS. Is that creature's voice?

It sounds like a very sexy voice, whoever it is. Then there's my intro. Do I dare click it after hearing ashes? Yeah, they've done me dirty like that. They're going to do you way dirtier. He's the king of fake tan and white teeth. I heard there's nothing on his body that hasn't been bleached. It's Clinton Randall.

He'd be good for, like, beauty advice and stuff, wouldn't he? Definitely. All right, and then there's Dan. You've probably heard the saying there's no such thing as perfection. But people who say that have never met the man who puts the D in Dan. It's Dan Weddy. Adam. He's a sonnet. Did you write, though?

Reeks of Dan writing them, putting them into AI. I wish I hadn't put the bit where it says puts the... the D and Dan, that sort of makes it like, you're like, how often is the D going in Dan? Okay. Not as optimistic. Okay. First piece of advice from our Edge Breakfast Insta DMs. What was that?

This one, hey everyone, I'm a 22-year-old male. I've been trying to figure this out. How do you actually stay present in the moment? I notice that whenever I'm doing something like hanging out a bar, chatting with someone or even working, I suddenly realize what I'm doing and become super self-aware. Then I can't enjoy it anymore because I start overthink. thinking about how I'm supposed to act or what could go wrong. That sounds very stressful.

Okay, we're spinning the wheel. Who's going to be offering advice to this person? Damn. Oh, I actually had... I had a great one for this. Yeah, they're missing out on. I actually think, personally, get your phone out of the equation, first of all, because I think phones can take away presents instantly,

especially when you're at home. I've had issues with it before. Yeah. Put your phone in another place. And I think being present with someone is really about being in the moment. Eye contact is a huge thing. If you're across the table from them, making sure that they're the only person in the room,

making sure that you give them your full attention. Yeah, never look over someone's shoulder at other things when they're talking. I hate them with it up to me. But technology these days, I mean, it's hard to give everyone your full attention. Wait, so if you want to pay attention more in a room, you're saying pay attention.

Cool. All right, what else have we got? Hey, that's my advice, okay? Clint, you can't poo the advice. All right, the next one is. Okay, becoming a parent can make fun. Finding time or energy for sex tough between work, stress and exhaustion, it's easy for that part of life to fade,

but that doesn't need to despair. How do you handle it or keep the connection alive? Okay, biggest spin this time is going around. It's landed on. Jesus Christ. We're not faking this once again, Daniel. Really? Me again. Damn.

How do you get laid more? I book it in. I've got a thing that says... Oh, God. I have a thing that says early night every couple of days. And sometimes Hannah will go, oh, not tonight. But it's in the calendar I can't have anything

You love it when you wine I said I'm booked it in weeks ago Oh That is such a turn off How many times he'd book it in a week? Well, every second night So what is they have four nights

Goodness And then sometimes it happens Spiratically Happy Days Yeah like this weekend When you were going at it in the bath So in the middle of the day on a Sunday That wasn't prepped clinic Okay

Great advice for me If you need any advice, we'll spin the wheel. Okay, I'm out for the next one. Advice roulette. What do you want? When therapy's too expensive, you can call Oh, it Under the Edge. It's Clint McGinn-Dance. Advice roulette.

Okay, we have our wheel in studio. Rebecca has called and she wants some advice. We don't know who's going to give her to X. We can spun the wheel. Morning, Bex. Good morning. What's your question first off? I built a dick at my house, and I want to know.

if I should use oil-based paint or water-based paint. What's the age-old question, isn't it? Yeah. Please don't land on me. We'll spin the wheel. Here it goes. It's spinning around.

It's landed on. Oh, gosh. Oh, Rebecca, Rebecca. This is the worst segment ever. Well, obviously, I'm going to say whatever you choose, you have to put like a sealant on top to keep it waterproof, the decks,

because when it rains, you don't want the wood to rot. Do you? Is paint not water... Do you have to paint stuff and then waterproof the paint. Yep. Is that what you? Oh, yeah?

That's it's water. Sorry, Dan, and I am to stay out about it. We're not allowed to give a bus. The wheel chose out. It's water. It's water. It's water

because the water will just mix with the water and make it go away. So I'd say get an oil-based paint for your deck. Rebecca and make sure you... Because we was allowed to have rained oil. Yeah, and don't just go to the oil.

No, water and oil don't mix. So it'll just slide off the oil. Like a stain, maybe. It's a stain, beautiful idea. Rebecca. Thank you so much for Collie. Let's go to the next time. I feel like Rebecca answer her own advice there.

I'm you, Rebecca. Sorry for wasting your time, Rebecca. Okay, here's another one that's just come through on the check machine. How many days is too many days to deal with a rash before getting it checked? I don't know where the rash is. That's the only information they've given. Here's the spinning wheel. It's going again.

Surely Dan did no more on this. Stand down in the movie. It's like the wheel listens to spin. I know it does. I would say if you've got a rash, get it checked. That's what I would do I mean if it's giving you you know like a bit of a discomfort

Go get it checked How many days before you're like That should be gone I had a fungal infection on my tummy once And I left it a week And then I went to the doctor And he was like you got it from a shower or something And I just rubbed some fungal stuff on it

And it's cool story So like your shards Your shower's giving you a fungus I reckon you should be getting the shower jacked I've never camped since I think it was from a camping ground Oh gosh We've just got a text come through.

Been with my partner for 10 years, haven't had intimate time for eight years. They treat me like crap. What, around my family? But nice around his. Do I stay or leave? Spend the wheel. I think we're all going to give the same advice here,

no matter who it lands on. Oh my gosh. Just cooked over from Clint to Dan. Shall we all just on three, say stay or leave? Yeah. One, two, three. Leave. There you go, babes.

Treat you like crap and you're being intimate for eight years? That's unacceptable. If you're being treated badly by your partner and you're not feeling respected, get on out of that bed. And you know what? You can do better. Okay, last one. My kids want to do Halloween, but they're scared of ghosts and spiders. How do we navigate?

The holiday. Oh, he's got one. It ain't for your kids. It's like if you can't sit on Santa's knee, you don't get a photo. If you're allergic to chocolate, you can't celebrate Easter. I'm sorry, if you get a ghost on a wedding. If you're most of them, you don't get Christmas presents. Yes.

If your kids are scared of ghosts and spiders, you can't do Halloween. Yeah, don't do it. If you're Christian, you can't get a but mitzvah. No, it's just... Hey, you all name can come up. Sorry, sorry, that's out of it. Sorry. There's no advice.

I just love giving advice. Oh, God. And we've had some great advice come through from Carlin, who's a great reminder, get Rashes checked, especially with this bloody measles outbreak that's happening. Of all the people now sending advice, their own advice, I can't believe no one's gone and, like, thrown ashes painting advice. Also, Carlin, It didn't land on your name.

No advice for me, but... That's me off. Clit Meg and Dan. Gossip, entertainment. Clit Meg and Dan with Ash London. Scandal, all thanks to Baraka. Broca's formula includes magnesium, zinc, calcium, vitamin C, and all 8B vitamins.

Come on. Should we have one now? Yes. Come on, then. Oh my God, I just said yes like a Kiwi. Yes. God, I need to go home and drink a VB. So, there's one thing I love, and I know.

you guys love this too it's covers when artists we love cover other artists and it just like it slaps it bangs it hits now kelly clarkson is famous for this on the kelly clarkson show she has kellyoky where she does a straight cover and then she does ones where she invites the artist and they come and they do a duet and she literally her voice sounds perfect with anyone my favourite she's done is she got alatus morris ad in and they pretty much did all the bangers from jagged little pill as duets and it's like she's unreal way like her voice is um so we all know our sarah mclochland who's very famous for I will remember you

and Angel is the big track Oh it's like the wedding song I mean not the funeral It's a funeral song Definitely a funeral song I can have a sad wedding There's two There's two that I want to play for you

One is a very sad Kelly Clarkson cover And the other is a bagger That's going to bring the mood back up So I'm going to start with This is Sarah McLaughlin And Kelly Clarkson You'll probably cry

Doing a bit of angel The arms of the angel Fly away from here From this dark cold of cell room And their endlessness that should be Their voices are like instruments So much better when she does it as a TV host than when James Corden used to do it.

Oh, James Corden, eh? He loved to sing, though. He's just like, look at me, look at me. Kelly's so, she's so low-key about it, and she still lets the artist shine. Like, Sarah's voice sounds incredible, and Kelly's just there with the harmonies. Sarah McLaughlin, and I just say,

has one of the most distinctive voices, eh? She does. She can cross between falsetto and normal voice just so quickly. her son? No, no, no. There was a guy that used to work here. Pledge his housemate was Sarah McGoughlin's son. That's right, I was going to say, I know someone who knows her son. It was not like an O-E because his mum's wretched.

Yeah, he can. And second is a very different one. So Kelly Holliday, who we've had on this show before, one half of Pink Duck, an amazing solo artist in his own right. The Triple J's, like a version in Australian radio station, they do this thing with it, coming into a cover. He's done one of my favorite songs of all time, made famous by Bruce

Springsteen. I'm on fire. And me and Nipia together, I think, have listen to this about 32,000 times. We're going to pick it up about halfway. You hear did you do? And how we come to, she's talking about a freak tree, but she's talking away and a little bit more.

Can you release that and then And then Bruce or whoever just takes the royalties? If he wants to. Or do you have to get permission? Yeah. Can you not just release a cover? No. Because you like it.

I think you can get the rights to do it as like a YouTube thing. I think releasing it is a single is different, but often with these big ones, and it will happen in Australia. Like, Royal Otis did it. Like, they do a cover that becomes so big and that's on Triple J ultimate. It becomes a thing in its own right,

and then sometimes they go like top five in the countdown of the year. And the Gen Zias don't even know that it's not original because they don't know who Brisbane even is. So that got over a million views. Of course. That's like the Royal Otis one. No one had heard of Sophie Alice Bexter. They just thought that it was Royal Otis.

And have you heard them do the cranberries linger? Yes. Oh my God. God, his voice. So the two great covers, doesn't they, don't they both just fill you with the feels?

So, yeah, get around him. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Our costumes arrived yesterday, mine and my wife's. She's going as the chick who sings the high note in that song in K-pop Demon Hunters,

and I'm going as the demon genu. Wow. God, you guys. I love you guys. Yeah, my wife's going to get up at 4am on Friday morning to do my makeup for the show. Daniel, have you thought of a costume yet? No.

I'll leave it to the last minute. I go, I hate that. I found like an old Rustafarian sort of like thing with dreadlocks that I can bring in for you if you are. No, he'll get cancelled. Oh, okay. It's been over cover for many years. Hey, I could, you know.

Yeah, no. You're literally the widest person I've ever met. No, okay, okay, thanks for that, actually. I'll take that as a compliment. Do you use Instagram? Because I think I should. I'm too much, unfortunately. Yes, I do.

Well, there are some new rules that may affect you. Um, if you go to China. Uh, take a listen. China, that TikTok, not leo, influencer rochlech, If you don't speak Mandarin That did not sound like Mandarin to me. What he said there, China's introduced new rules requiring influences to hold university degrees

before commenting on professional topics like finance, medicine, law and education. Yes! The rest of the world it needs to happen. You won't find me applauding the Chinese government often. This hits me up the wall when people get on Instagram

and like try to be, like professionals and, like, give advice about things that they don't have any formal education about. Parenting advice pisses me off. Oh, financial advice, or even, like, the worst health advice. Yeah. And it's like, you don't even know how to read a study. Like, they misunderstands some study their friend

and then start spreading misinformation about something. I hate the most, yeah, like the parenting thing, is when someone has one kid and they think they're God's gift of parenting and they get on Instagram, shut up. Shut up. Like, fine, it works for you, might not work for anyone else. Even if you've got seven kids, like I'll take advice from someone with seven kids, but even having said that, it's probably not the right advice for me

because every child is different. Yeah. Everyone just wants to be like, I know it all. If influencers are found giving advice on topics they don't have qualifications and they'll be fined 100,000 yen, which is about $1,000 New Zealand dollars. And they can have their accounts deactivated. So hopefully it's one of those things that might make its way around other countries and not just in China.

and I thought that were a rule here in New Zealand what could Ash and Dan speak on? Oh gosh. I mean, you'd have to have a qualification. You guys don't have qualifications, but you are very like... I've got a university degree

and one year of a psychology degree. Communications, baby. Okay, well then maybe Dan could communicate on how to get your next Tinder date to marry you. You could speak on that. True, because I was one and done. Yeah. Yeah, and it was Bumble, by the way.

How to say inappropriate things on here and not get in trouble with the boss? Oh, I can marry the, just marry the boss. Yeah, well, that's great advice. That's my whole advice. Dan, how to keep your goodies tight until your late 20s. Yep, that's another good one. Is that because he was a virgin?

Hey, Ash, why don't I? So was I, it's fine. Okay, you can both speak on that. Ash, how to find great scandal stories in one song, if you forget your daily commitment. One song is ages. It's usually like, as you sang, coming up on scandal, as you're saying the words, I'm giggling it.

What else? Dan maybe speak on even though, like, he is qualified, but just not, you know. I've got a, if you want a certificate, you're going to be gutted. How to start a rumor among women that you're great at hitting the spot? That's good. Yeah. Ash, how to do accents on here and get away with it? That's your profession.

I'm ethnically ambiguous, so I can. It's fine. Right, yeah, cool. And you lived in the Philippines for six years. I live in Philippines, so I can do all Asian accents. I'm Middle Eastern, so I can do all Middle Eastern accents. That's close to Africa, so I can do African accents. You could also do how to give yourself a fake stage name, even if you hardly ever find yourself on stage.

I know he's just being mean. Yeah. He is, isn't he? This started funny, and now he's just being an asshole. How to buy remote control cars, Dan, and still have your wife and want to have sex with you? You could speak on that. This is this guy.

Well, what about Clint? He could do... How to be a loser. How to be a loser. Yeah. How to be... How to be... Criminally good-looking.

Stop. The only thing about Clint that I really know is that he'd be professional about self-tanning. Yes. Teeth whitening. Yep. Looking like hot. Thank you. Thank you.

Just sort of pissing me off because it's all just positive stuff. It's very wrong. How to be a great dad. Oh, no. No, no. No, you just make me feel bad for what I said to you guys. Watch this space. Hopefully it makes its way over to New Zealand.

Up next, when did you? What? It's going to read, read, hey, Malins. Oh, I hate it. his TV career in 30 days. Hey, Hayden, piss off me. Either become a radio producer or do what you're actually being paid to do

every week. And it didn't take him 30 days, Helen. Hayden, it took him less than that. He just signed on to do the Masked singer and that was it. Can we change Hayden's name to Helen as well? And Alan at the last bit. Yeah, we're just gone, Helen.

All right, when did you know it was over? Lily Allen's new album is just the talk of the world at the moment. with how how did you know your TV career is over, Clint? We're moving on

Daniel. Sorry. Okay? We've got to tease the next thing. I've done teasing you guys. We laugh. Yeah, Lily Allen,

her new album is just the talk everywhere at the moment. She isn't even being clever about it. She's just literally being like my ex-husband was a P-O-S and this is how and this is when. The Clint Megand-Dan podcast.

When did you know it was over? When did you know, no? It was just something they said, said something you saw and you're like yep you're not my person I once on my early 20s my ex had the most disgusting pair of underwear on like just feral on that hole in them and I was like you're done I'm done I could never look at this

and now when I think of him I don't think of any of the lovely things he did for me I think of the gross they were like mustard with strap I remember walking behind my girlfriend at school and I was like her neck is abnormally short that's rather short neck girl yeah and I just remember that Tomorrow you're done. I was like, Dan, maybe? I don't know.

Did you have the luxury ever being picky back then? I mean, no, not really. But it was that kind of girl from where you know, where you were kind of like, oh, we're not. Yeah, it's not doing anything. It was a high school thing, so you know. Lily Ellen, I would argue, probably had a few signs whilst she was dating or married to her husband.

He's Hopper from Stranger Things for those who want, like a reference point. David Harbour. But now that her album has come out and they've split, The things that she sings about, you go, there were so many signs where she could have gone, it's probably done. It's probably done. It's done now, but in her songs, she's very literal.

This song doesn't get a lot of radio play. There's 26 swear words in that song. Then there's this one where she goes into detail as to why he sucks so much. You're such a coward You can't sell the truth You love all the power But you're not even cute Oh I love you love all the power

But you're not even cute And he isn't cute And then there's obviously Another woman And she doesn't sort of beat around the bush As to who it is And who the fuck is Madeline? Blight from you baby

Not into you I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth Bloody hopper, eh? He's been hopping around Hub, hop, hop Sounds like it Elsewhere in the lyrics She says they had an agreement

that he could only be with other women if you paid. So they did have an open relationship. And then I kind of go like, well, fair game. I feel like it was cheaternity if it was just the physical accident and if he paid for it. Yeah. But it's in the open around. It seems like a very odd relationship, to be honest.

If he's paying. Yeah, but everyone's allowed. We had these preconceived ideas of what a relationship is supposed to look like. Yeah. They had their own rules. And he broke the rules. Yeah.

And that's true. But just the paying aspect seems a bit strange. Yeah. Now, we've asked the question, when did you know it was over? Someone's texting saying, I was seeing a guy who would always say, I forgive you. Anytime we slightly disagreed on something

or I did something like, shut the door too hard, you'd be like, I forgive you. Yuck, yuck, yuck, ick, egg, egg. That's a control thing, eh? Yes. No deal. This laugh sounded like Seth Rogen's. Some people would like that.

Okay, they're coming through thick and fast. We'll read some of these out. When was that moment where you're just like, you're not my person? I just know it. We're asking this morning, when did you know it was over? There's a TikTok clip doing the rounds at the moment. The internet's like, these are the four words.

If you hear this in your marriage, it's over. I think the internet's been a little harsh. The husband is filming his wife cleaning. In three days, she'll be 39 weeks. She's on her hands and knees, cleaning our shower. somebody's going to do it someone's got to do it bit of fun

she's nesting isn't she but if you're seriously saying someone's got to do it yeah meaning you're not we've got so many texts and some of the calls come I don't know where to start to be honest

Kristen how did you know it was over so I asked him if he could help me out by giving at the time 15 months old some dinner and then bathing him just so I could have a bit of a relax after work

and he said that he'd go off and just unalive himself and seeing a mental health nurse that is a very serious thing to me it's two levels to why that's so bad first of all help with the child second of all a gross joke to make glad you I'm presuming you kicked his ass to the curb Kristen

oh yes I'm a single mummy now come on get a girl God that's sad isn't it especially so early on Kind of imagine having a partner that doesn't want to help with the child. Right. Okay. Jayha. What happened to you, babes?

Hey, hi. Not pretty much, we just got into knowing each other after a long time from a break from schools. And we got together and started chatting and, like, eventually went into a relationship. But he was married and then said he was separated and then he was, have a time. child that they support together and came back to say after I think almost a year that it's not going to work out

leaving her totally because he has to a child and then eventually came back to their own. I think I still love her. When he says he thinks he still loves the ex, that's when you're like okay, we're done. I mean that's a big deal breaker, isn't it? Yeah. That's not just a small thing. Oh, Christine,

when did you go? Yeah, this isn't for me. It's not going to work long term, I don't think. Uh, it would have been about the time that we were on a bit of a trip, just this guy I was dating, and he looked at me, and it was a beautiful sunny day, and looked at me, chuckled and goes, he-ha, my girl, when he saw the blonde peach plus on my upper lip. Yep, see ya. Did you get the X straight away? Did your stomach just go, look? Yeah, yeah, literally, just when, oh, you were so done. Yeah, did you say that to someone? Yeah, gross.

That's not going to end well for you. You'd have to know you've been dating a long time to know that that's going to land because that's the type of humour you have in a relationship. Roxy's is killing me. She's texted through.

Oh gosh. Brittany's has got my... I'll go, Roxy, then you go Brittany. She would wake up in a night thirsty and guzzle coke or fizzy drinks from her bedside table then go back to sleep. Ew!

This one from Britt, I knew he wasn't for me after we'd been dating two weeks and he proposed. Oh. Oh, yeah, leave it another week, I'd say. Another year I'll say, yeah. Gosh, I kiss like a St. Bernard.

My whole face would be wet. Thank you, Rebecca. What was you doing, like licking it? My goodness. It's just those moments, hey. It's fragile in the beginning. You do or say one little thing in that going, yeah. You're done, mate.

Yeah, I feel like you've got to do a lot of, like, saving face in the beginning. Yes. Let your true self come out after like a month, maybe. A month. Yeah, don't propose after two weeks. I'm just letting my turn. true self out and I've been married for seven years but I'm at

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morning, Alex? I hope so. Yeah. That's all you can do is hope, isn't it my love? Yes, I agree. How would a thousand bucks help you out? Just the bills. Yeah, always bills.

It's so rude we have to pay bills, isn't it? Save a little bit for a little bit of something, something. Yeah, you could get a manny pettie or massage. You do sound nice and calm, and I think you need to be if you're going to be easy money. We're about to get into it. The time we'll start at the end of Ash asking you. Your first question. You ready, Alex?

Yes, I am. Got this. Can I please have a girl's name? Oh, sorry, I didn't tell you the letter yet. I wonder what Alice would have said. What would Alison said if you had it, if you're carried on? Just free range. Your letter today is F.

F4, A, B, C, D, E. F. Okay, beginning with F, can I please have, would you believe it, a girl's name? Francine. A sport. Frisbee. Something cold.

Frozen pop. An insect. Um, pass. A something sweet. A TV show. Friends. A retail store. Farmers.

A style of dance. Pass. Something scary. Time, Alex. Time. Six, six, correct. A couple of pinesco. Fox Trot.

Fandango. Yeah, it was a steady run. Not fast enough, in my opinion, to be honest. but hey look, good show. And you sound like a legend. Alex, you have a wonderful Wednesday. We love you. Thank you, you, babe.

Give our love to Hastings. Yeah, back again at 3 with Ejavos, Sean Seth and Harrison. Best luck if you want to give it a crack then. Ash has a new adult friend. We're so happy for you. Hey, don't be like... No, it's hard to make friends as an ad on.

I'm serious. I'll talk about her next. How'd she do it? Mine work for you. Clint Megan Dan. Well, thanks our show sponsors. Zed. You can taste Zed's new Ultimate Pie, Porkbelly, Apple and Whole Green, mustard. Delicious.

Ooh, jinks. On 33443, we're asking the question, where did you meet your bestie? And I'm not talking about we went to high school together and stayed friends forever. I'm talking adult besties. Because this is something I never saw on my 2025 bingo card. Because I feel like especially for women and maybe actually for men as well. You get to an age where you kind of think, I'm not going to make any more friends. I'm done.

I've done. got my friends. I got the girls chat, the boy's chat. I'm settled. I haven't got the energy to be making a new friend. But I moved to Ateiro this year with no friends and you know one. And I got here and I thought, you know what? I'm just going to like knuckle down with work, be a mum, be a good wife, you know, like I... See what happens. See what happens. Because I got my friends. For a change. Well, because I got my friends back home, I can't be expecting to like make any like strong connections at 39. And then guess what happened, guys?

Life surprised me. You can't help it that you're cool. I can't help. But this is the thing. The way that this friendship started, I never would believe it. Because I have this theory, right, that if anyone says, oh my gosh, you need to meet my friend or my wife or my cousin, you'd love each other. If someone says that to me, I automatically hate that person.

I'm like, you don't know me. Or they remind you of me. No, we're not going to be friends. Do you know what I mean? How do you know what I like? No, but if someone says you guys would love each other, I automatically like don't think I would love them? I'm like, no way.

So my husband met a guy called Nick, and then they got together, and they're like, you know what, we think our wives would vibe. So I'm like, okay, and we'll see. We'll see if these wives are going to vibe. Anyway, we went to a thing, they introduced us. We sat down and started chatting. And 10 months later, we have not stopped chatting. We are in constant communication.

I made a bestie at the age of 39. Demara, shout-outs to you, babe. What was it, though? Like, what was the first hang where you, obviously, it's like a friend audition? Well, this is really weird for me to admit, because I'm not. Not into sports, but it was at the football. Wow. Watching Auckland FC.

That is unusual. I know you and that's unusual. You'd think, oh, where would Ashme de her best at the club? Wow. I wouldn't see that either. Wasn't on my bingo card. On the dance floor. No, I wouldn't have said that.

So I met my best friend at a sporting match. Would never have seen it coming. And it's so proof that sometimes life has so many wonderful surprises in store for us if we're willing to be open to them. And I honestly believe as lame as hippie as he sounds. that our lives are only as successful as our relationships. Like we are happiest when we feel known and seen, when we have friends to talk about things with.

And my life in Auckland, I think, has been significantly more fun having a bestie and I'm very grateful, but a bloody football match. I wonder if it's like making friends, if it's like finding a partner, when you're looking, they never come up. But, you know, when you take yourself out of it, you're just like, I'm just going to, like, you were doing, breezing through, you weren't looking for anyone. Yeah.

And then it came out. But the universe knew I needed a bestie. I'm not sure what age it changes but my kids I watch them make friends like it's this easy I saw my son do it he just went up to a guy

like another kid that was playing and he goes want to be friends and the guy goes yep then he goes bye dad and then he goes bye dad and then ran off that's so cute

you would look bad shit crazy if you went up to someone just ran to me like do you want to be friends and they'll be like piss off you know yeah what is the age where that changes

I don't know it is harder as an adult how did you make an adult friends Yeah, where was a crazy place? Maybe it's a totally normal place. I don't know. We've already had one come through that's... I did not see that one coming.

I want to test that out, that theory of do you want to be friends? I wanted to go up to some random people and just go, do you want to be friends and see what happened? Oh, that'd be a fun who dares damn for Friday. See if anybody's like, yep, okay. Yeah, trying to make friends as an adult like you used to as a kid. We're talking making friends as an adult. It's harder to do than when we were kids.

So where did you meet your adult friend? Maybe we're, if we're looking for a new friend, we're looking in the wrong places. Give the people some tips, because I think a lot of people are lonely. And you think, oh, how am I going to make new friends now? I met mine at a football match. I don't even like sports. It gets harder as an adult to make friends because life gets in the way. And other people have all their friends lined up as an adult.

Yes. Somebody texts and saying, my husband met his bestie at a Jack Johnson concert in New Plymouth. They hit it off so well at the time that they moved in together, obviously prior to him being married. So they became flatmates. month after browing down. Wow. I just remember this.

My husband, Adrian, met a friend. He was travelling New York by himself as he would have been like late 30s and met this random Australian at a bar in New York and they ended up traveling together for the next week. Incredible. That's so good. Yeah. And we're still mates with him. It's up there.

Not as good as how Georgia, your mum, met her bestie. Yeah, they met in the communal shower at the gym. Go, Georgia's bar. Wow. Oh, damn. Don't play that. I wasn't now at Georgia. I don't control the buttons here, okay?

Clint's pressing that button. So they're just friends, though? Yeah, yeah. No, they were just like, I was a toddler at the time, and I was in the gym daycare, and, yeah, Mom was in the shower after going for a swim, and just got chatting to this other lady who also had a kid in the daycare, and then they realized they lived around the corner from each other,

and we've been family friends ever since. Maybe it's different. The girls' showers may be different to the men's one. You'd, like, do it at all costs. Don't make eye contact in the men's ones. I'm still pretty like to like that. I don't make eye contact in the showers. But I tend to shower when to get home anyway.

I'm not into public nudity. Do the weirdest things just happen? Yeah, you know what? Pull, low there's that, like, weird communal shower thing, where you, like, put off after swimming, that's where they were. Yeah, no, I didn't do your mom and dad and your friends, your mom's friend and her husband, do they, like, go away and do, like, Don't just stop, stop, living out your fantasies on the air with the callers.

She's just wondering. And they wouldn't tell Georgia if they were. True. Yeah, no, thanks, Georgia. So, morning, soap. Morning. Where did you meet your bestie? Online gaming, actually.

Online gaming. I can see how that happens. Yeah, where do they live? In America? Was it the kind of gaming where you're going to headset and you can, like, talk to them when you play a game or whatever? Yeah, it is. Wow.

I randomly just got added and, yeah, we game for like hours and, yeah, it was awesome. And have you met up yet? Have you, like, met them in real life? Yeah. Yeah, I visited twice now. That's so cool. And is it just platonic, complete friendship? Oh, yeah, complete friendship, yeah.

She's got a partner and I'm best friends with him too. Oh, my gosh. That's so cool. What was the game out of interest? It was Red Dead Redemption I love that game Like open world, Cowboys Ballet Country Western

That's so good Love that, Sophie Thank you for calling this morning Yeah hey so if I'm going to sue you out The $50 dollar voucher to go spend In Subway Thank you, Cliff Oh you put her on hold

She just made her sound really ungrateful Melty, Ousey the Cordon Bleu is back at Subway You can order now on the app And finally Brittany Where did you meet your bestie? I actually was store neighbours with her in the mall Oh, you work, next door to each other

Okay, so what shops were you in? You were in what? I was in like a little phone kiosk in the centre of the mall And she was in Pagani And when we just got really When we just got really bored and quiet in the mall We'd just chat to each other And now she's my absolute best friend But did you buy address off her or did you fix her phone screen?

Like, what was the first interaction? I actually think she needed to use the loo and she was like she had no other staff in the store so she asked me to look after her store you're like yeah I'm only running a kiosso who cares like she can see it I can just put the clothes sign up I love that Brittany the latest thing just happened guys so my bestie who I was just talking about who I met at a football game who is not listening to the radio right now she should be if she's a bestie

well she's got kids just sent me a text how great are these friendship types it's a meme about friendship. And I said, are you listening to me on the radio right now? She said, no, why? Tell you how you're the universe? If you are open to it, the universe will send you the person you need. Incredible. Maybe that's what I need. I need a new friend. Do you?

Well, my friends have moved overseas. Well, you need to find a new friend, babe. Or I start going to the gym and using the showers. Don't know. He's not going to find a friend in the gym showers by chatting when they're both making. Actually, the gym I go to. The gym I go to, the toilets are notorious for something else, not friend-making apparently they've closed them down Let's end on a high though

This one's coming through We won't name her I slept with her brother He was a rat and she was there for me Best friends still and bridesmaid in her wedding Girl code Love it Alright hit the spot

Listener suggestion addition We'll work on the name Chris ended up giving us a song And it's gonna be a hell of a song To attempt for hit the spot tomorrow We went with people's choice Clint Should have just gone with that Yep that would have worked

Clint, Megan Dan. Hit it. Hit it, fucking. He hit the spot. Tomorrow's D-Day, 8 a.m. Hit the spot. Yeah, and we're doing something a little bit different this week. People's Choice, and the people chose Bohemian Rhapsody. One of the most famous songs ever written.

And unfortunately, I prefer to do this part a little bit easier, but this is not the part they want it. Chris suggested that we do the fast breakdown section. Yeah, and now you're thinking it's too. hard. I did a bit of practice overnight just to sort of see because we're all going to have to do it. It's so intense that it's going to need our three vocals. And I feel like I'm worried we've bit off more than

we can chew it. It's a minute long. We're deaf and there's no doubt that we don't, I mean we'll make it fun. Well, sound great. Well, you sound very different to when Chris suggested it yesterday. You know what? I actually think we'd take the edge playlist out of the equation here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go all in

on an iconic song. And I actually think that Chris your suggestion could be the one. Hey, you guys, Bohemia and Rhapsody. Thunderbolts and lightning, man. Imagine hitting that. Let's lock it in, Chris, your song. Hit the spot Thursday. Okay, so I might have been a bit, a little bit gung-ho there.

We've tried like 10 times we've practiced this, and we can't even find it's just the time signature changes. There's ooze and eyes, there's made up words. Okay, Dan's pitch something very different to me that we've never done before. Normally, you know at what point we're going to bring the music back up and try and hit the spot. Dan's talking about maybe having two moments in those songs. So the first one, if we haven't hit it,

we get ourselves back on track. It's almost like if you're running a 400 meter race, it's like we get to the 200 meter mark, realize we're too slow, and we've got to pick up the pace for the last 200. So this is where we're going to start. If you start playing the song, Clint, if you started here, so we come in.

I come in. Okay, this is me. I see a little silhouettes. You guys come in. Scaramoo, scaramush, will you do the fandango? Very, very frightening. You too? Galileo!

Galileo! Me? We continue on. Oh, oh. And then this is where we pick it up for the hit the spot first. It's just a poor boy from a poor family. And then we continue on. The music goes back down.

Okay, I like this. Oh gosh. Can we go. Will you let me go? No. We will not let you go. Let him go. Go to this thing.

We don't really let you go. Let him go. Oh, my God. Let me go. Let me go. There's no way. What's the heck? Oh, mama me, mamma mea.

Mama Mia. Mama Mia, let me go. She'll go. No, absolutely. This is up. Here we go. And now here's the hit the spot. Five, six, seven, eight.

Okay. No, if we can nail that, I think we. Knock an Evan Hilary off the $5 note, baby. If we nail those even, we'll be like, it's red. Yeah. Geez. I mean, I'd be surprised if we're even within a second. Yeah.

And I think this one is if we don't hit the spot, people will forgive us. Yes. Because it's so hard. If we commit to the vocal and have fun with us. But practice makes perfect, guys, and I've put out an hour of the show after this. God. For practice. All right, we'll go into our studio and it'll be so fun.

But this will be the most prep we've ever. Ever had to do for hit the spot. I imagine it's just a hot mess of us and just see all over the top of each other. Galileos and Figueroes and what the hell is the show doing? Yeah, if you tune in halfway through, you'd probably go, what is going on? Yeah.

All right, we'll do our best to. Maybe you can do a reset in the middle, Clint. Have you just joined us? We're going to hit this off. Galileo! It's Clint Megan Dance, the things we love. One of those little moments that you encounter, a witness, that happened to you, where you go, oh my God, that is the best.

It can be really tiny small things. It just gives you, you know, you go, today's going to be good. So as simple as, and as tiny as biting into a really crisp apple. One that's not flowery, something that one that's juicy. Yeah. You know, it's fresh? Do you know what I had on the weekend at the farmer's market? A lemonade apple.

You lovely? Oh, yeah. That must be a Kiwi thing Because I've never happened on this before It's some real niche apples now That's true I love the really small ones All the ones you can just throw them straight in your mouth

If you want With a call Yeah yeah but maybe you could Like that's a very small one Yeah if you wanted to Deleting emails that aren't important Or require a direct response Like you can see the title

You don't even need to open it You just go delete delete delete delay I love doing that Or even better than that Just doing a mass purge Just like Oh no that would give me anxiety there'll be something important there.

I've got 56,000 unread emails. Same about that. Well, then you need to start again because you're never going to go through them so you just need to delete them all and start from zero and then be better. It's kind of what I've done this week. I got a new laptop as you can see

and most people would like move everything from their old lap onto that. I don't do that. I just start fresh. Okay, things you love. How good was it when you peel the plastic off the screen? Like a new phone. Especially after you've had like a broken screen

or like an old phone you get a brand fresh new one. Oh, peeling that thing off. When you turn the water on in the shower and you get the temperature absolutely perfect. Not too hot, not too cold. No tweaking, no tweaking.

And then you get in and all that hot, beautiful water just touches your back and it's just like, oh my God, and you're muscles on your shoulders just instantly right. And then your partner's like, can I join you? No, don't make everything sexual clean. And then they come and wash you with a lip.

No, stop, don't know, just. Okay, now you've got him going, well done. I love a new pair of sunglasses. First, we're out of the shop. Oh yeah and you're like everyone's looking at me It looks so chic Oh my god this is so good

These are best pictures of my life I'm never taking these off I'm gonna be that sunglasses and sign guy What about this Getting your back scratched by another person Why do I think you're about to say Getting your back waxed No

Like my wife Hannah like she uses her fingernails And just does a light scratch on my back Oh my god it's like I've been in the room when Dan's at his backwax He did not love that I never have a hairy back It was the top of my bottom Remember that?

Well, top of your bottom, you're lower back. Yeah, lower back. Buddy started doing that to me when I lie on the couch. He'll come over in, because I always give him fairy tickles to help him relax. He now gives me fairy tickles. And I'm like, I've made it as a parent. This one that just came in from somebody saying, when one of the boys buys an unsoliced round

and the junk just arrive on the table, and you're like, oh. Now the alcoholic one, there we go. There's always one, at least one. That's someone else said that, but that is great. And someone's sexy and I love doing this. When you see a random baby and then you like make a face with them And they're like, and then they smile back at you. And you're like, that baby loves me.

I am a queen of the baby. Yes, yes. And then the parents will turn me like, what are they smiling at? Oh, sorry, it's just... She's fine new sunglasses. Cop Kimberleys that she's just sent through. That's a good one. I love that one.

We'll try and get Kimberly on because that is very, very good. Okay, we'll go to a tour and we'll come back. Just let us know, what are those tiny little moments? You go, oh my God. They are the best. We're talking those little things that we love, those little moments where people go, oh my God, yes. The super relatable things that just doesn't matter who you are.

And it can't help but smile. There's some great ones coming through I'm going to go to Rochelle first because I really relate to this one at the moment I've got terrible windscreen wipers in fact they're worn but what's your thing that makes you feel good Rochelle?

Oh good morning just a new a new windscreen wipes and put on new set put on oh my God it's so smooth there's no squeak heaven I mean there's nothing there's no

a better feeling. God, is that your old windscream wipers going? Yeah, exactly. You might need to replace yours. That's how whiny is. Yeah. No, I agree with you. There's no better feeling because it's just a clean wipe, like Teflon. Novus has been a big sponsor or spender on the edge, and you can swing into Novice and they'll replace your windscuering wipers. Nice and easy, while you wait.

While you wait. Yeah. Love that. So if you're cruising past wine, pop in. Say hi. Say the Edge sent you. What's the best feeling for you, Shana? The best feeling is when I wake up without an alarm. At the right time, I want to wake up. Your natural body clock wakes you up. Oh, my God. Yeah, that just means I got some pretty good sleep,

and you're ready to face the day and do stuff. Especially when it's your day off, and you just don't put an alarm, and you're like, okay, so it's my day off today, I'm going to do stuff. And quite often life gets in the way. I mean, kids wake you up early as well. So when you don't have those commitments in your life, you don't appreciate it until you don't have it. I wouldn't know what time I would wake up if it was up to my body clock as opposed to just my child.

I was going to let this go, but because we're talking about time and I'm reading the text, Bianca said, Clint, it's not 12 to 12, it's 12 to 9. You've said 12 to 12 twice. Oh, my God. This song, Somba is called 12 to 12. That's why. I'm going to stop saying it. It makes me look like an idiot.

God knows he doesn't need help with that. Oh, stop, Dan. It's supposed to be things we love, okay? It's a nice fun segment. Sorry, Clint. We love Clint pressing the button so well. Do you know, I love when a random dog just chooses you other than everyone else in a group situation

and wants to jump up and like lick and play with you. And then people go, oh my God, he normally doesn't like men. I've been hugged by a dog though. When they hub you, then that's embarrassing at a party. Yeah, that's the opposite, isn't it? It makes you feel like a sexual deviant. Yeah, they try to power play you. I think it's a dominant thing.

They're trying to make you their beware. They're just looking for the weird. The biggest person in the room to dominate that. Yeah, and they're like, um, picking order to buy absolutely dominate. We need that guy in the Ferrari hat. There's no more embarrassing moment for anyone, arriving at a party.

And that first slow walk, oh, this one's a great one, actually. I need to bring my music back. The first slow walk into a resort pool on day one of a summer holiday. With a beer in your hand will be next. No, you're not normally a glass in the pool, Dan. So, don't do that.

You're in trouble. Lifeguard will tell you off. Don't listen to me, dog, something. Dad, why don't you just stay in the corner with Lassie and land him go to town on you, buddy? I'm just trying to walk into the bus. Lassie's still hanging on the leg. I'm like, get up! Get up!

Get up! I didn't have to swim! Dog can swim, too. Just go on for it on your bag, there, it's under the water. How old me under. Red Rock gets splashing around. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

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