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Episode Date: July 29, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Dive into the hilarious and heartwarming moments of the Clint Meg and Dan Podcast with Ash London. In this episode, we explore the craziest stories of what partners were doing during labor, give second chances at winning life-changing cash, and discuss the best pies in New Zealand. We also chat with amazing listeners, get an insider's scoop on celebrity gossip, and share insights on how to tell if your friends are rich. Don't miss the dramatic redemption story of Dion and much more! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast06:15 Mushroom Foraging Debate08:45 First Call of the Day18:52 Upgrade or Downgrade: Relationship Edition25:26 $20,000 Double Day Challenge28:14 The Best Pies in New Zealand33:52 World Friendship Day38:44 Dion's Redemption47:36 The Beckhams' Family Drama57:53 Signs Your Friend Might Be Rich01:06:36 Partners' Behavior During Labor

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg rolling round in mud. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call.

and mud look at her oh she's about to do her mating call settle down Meg it's time for the show Kinky this is Clint Meg and Dan Good morning one to six welcome to the show Wednesday yes late night for me last night at the Pie Awards, guys. I heard you ditched like an hour early. That's late for me though. Still late. I said I could, sorry to interrupt, go for it. No, no, I was just gonna say I had to leave before the final pie was announced.

So I still don't know to this moment who won the supreme pie. We'll have the results heard just after seven. I hope we get a pie today. I said I couldn't go and I couldn't because I had dinner with a friend, which I then cancelled because too tired. Anyway, too much information information no one cares.

Then I saw the photo of your table and JJ and Manu were there and I was like getting dressed. I was like get me to the Pie Awards so I can corner them both because I'm so obsessed with them. I sat right next to Manu. I tried to get as much goss as I could out of him. Can you, did you find anything else? Yeah, no they seem like just a anything out? I bet you did.

Yeah, no, they seem like just a heavy couple. I believe they are. Yeah. Like, I just want to know how much they're having sex. I just want to know everything about them. They go quite into their bunch of details. Dan, now Manu, I'm just beating up. So, how much are you having sex?

JJ would tell... I've never met JJ. I reckon if I said, Hi JJ, I'm Ash. And then I'd ask her that, she'd answer me straight away. Oh God, she'd let you know. Dan would go,

Right, should we play more or less? And Manu would be like, what? He goes, alright, six per week, not four. More. I just want them to be happy forever. And they do seem happy. I also want to shout out to Marilyn, who I met last night, our favourite listener.

Yes, we love you Marilyn. She messages every morning. She gave me a hug, she's lovely. She had her red bull shirt on. Yes. Love her, love her to bits. Love you, Maz. Yeah. Well, we'll let you know exactly where the best pies in the country are because they're kind of scattered over the country with 11 different categories. Yeah, 11. There's

actually a lot of awards. I think there was like 12. There's one supreme award that takes out the whole thing. But what is it like best mince pie? Best steak and cheese, best vegetable, best potato top. Ooh, I want to know who won the potato top. I'll let you know later. I love pies. Nothing more than a obviously zed-tie pie.

Also, easy money. Double day. 20k double day today. I'm so nervous. I know, normally we play for 10,000 bucks at 7 we'll play for 20,000 can't wait 20 thousand dollars tax free is is actually life changing 20 grand at 7 and then again at 8. Oh gosh. Good luck team. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. About to jump into your 6am throwback. Very, like, so so excited.

We're going to have to try to play it super cool, Dan. Oh god, I don't think I can. But this week, Guy Sebastian is going to be coming into the studio. I can't believe you guys are so excited for Guy. We love him. Clint and I are like probably New Zealand's biggest Guy Sebastian fans. He does anything on social media. We bring it to the show, tell everybody. He's the best.

We do Guy Watch. Have you ever smelled... He smells better than any artist I've ever met. I can imagine that. You look at him and you go, he smells good. He has Creed by Ventus. It's like 600 bucks. Wow. He's successful. I follow him on social media. His house... If you follow him, just he's successful. Like I follow him on social media, his house, like if you follow him, just follow Guy Sebastian, but he's like, his house is very fancy, he's got a grand piano in his lounge. You know that success when you've got a grand piano and he's always playing it. Yeah, we used to be neighbours, but I was in an apartment and he was in the huge ass concrete jungle. It does look like a big mansion. I love that he's super successful because a lot of people have started in like a singing reality TV show with Idol or X Factor or whatever don't necessarily go on to like greatness

very often they hand the window of opportunity they do a couple of things and then you go what happened to them? I love that he's just still like killing it. Yeah do you know what I think it is? I think because he is such an amazing performer, a lot of companies hire him to do like private, like commercial opportunities, and he can charge whatever he wants because everyone knows if Guy Sebastian comes and sings at your event, it's going to be a 10 out of 10.

It's like another singer who's like, you know, they dance and they've got cool outfits and it's the whole thing. Mmm. Guy could get up there in his pajamas and still do a better performance than 99.99% of other artists. Again, here's the pivot because people think we're going to be playing a Guy Sebastian song. Um, let's do that when he actually is in. He does this song with Lupe Piesca. Oh, such a good song.

Medic! The only thing that comes is the post-traumatic stress. This is probably his biggest commercial hit, right? Maybe this and like Angels Brought Me Here. Yeah, and maybe like, I love, yeah, I don't know. Like a drum and choir. I love choir. Oh yeah, so good.

Okay, but- We're gonna play some Lupe right now, is that what you're saying? Lupe Fiasco has a hell of a throwback that we can jump into right now. Dan, you should know as a skater. Yeah, well I'm the next best thing to skating, an RC guy, and I go, you use the same areas

as skaters with your RC cars. Yeah, and the skateboarders must love it when you're driving your car around it. And I was going, wow, yo, that guy's so cool. Yeah, he's really cool, man. Here it is. Kick push, Lupe Fiasco, your 6th save and throwback. June!

That is your 6th save and throwback kick push. Of course he teams up with Guy Sebastian on Battle Scars. And Guy Sebastian is going to be on the show this week. I know. So we're like, yeah, chance for us to play both, get a Lupe in this weekend, Guy. Now he's a friend of yours, Ash. And Clinton and I have never met Guy Sebastian. You haven't met him?

No. You guys are talking about him, you love him so much. That's why we're first. Oh, you'll die over the outfit he comes in in. He just always looks so cool. Oh, we can't wait to interview him later this week. I've got a question for you guys though before that. Yes.

We're currently, my wife and I, discussing, because she's just got up and we're having a slow-cooked meal this evening. I love slow cooking. She's about to get it started and we're having a slow-cooked meal this evening. Love slow-cooking. She's about to get it started and we're having like a mushroom beef stroganoff. I love a strog. Now the mushrooms we're using in the strog are from our garden. No, absolutely not. You couldn't pay me. What are you doing? Are they bluish? When you snap them, do they...

And so we picked them out of the garden. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Have you snap them to the and so this we we put them out of the garden well have you planted them as mushrooms or are they just like wild are you for wild foraged one no you there absolutely there's no way you can are you are you shooting me no but apparently you Google if you Google you can use some of the mushrooms no yeah you have you heard of the beef Wellington mushroom killer that took over the whole of Australia? No, but Hannah hopefully is not trying to kill me. Well. But I think there is a possibility that you can use them, so we're just trying to figure out.

You are not that povo, you're both working, you don't need to go find wild mushrooms. But Hannah's so self-sufficient that she'll be like, she loves using organic. Hannah, if you're listening babe, I respect it and I'm with you. No. Okay. It's not a risk. Okay. How embarrassing going to the hospital and they'll be like, oh, what did you eat? Oh, mushrooms from my garden.

Okay. We wouldn't say it like that. That's how you say stuff. That's how you say stuff. I'm vomiting. I'm so sick. Okay, so no, it's a no from you guys. Spend five dollars and go to Woolworths.

Okay, fair enough. I just wanted to run it past you cause she's saying no as well. I'm like, just give it a go. There's only three of them. Are they really small? They're a go There's only three of them Are they really small? They're like I'd say one of them's big like one of them is probably the size of my palm Oh that one would be alright. Yeah, and then the other two are like probably half the size

You might be wasting good mushrooms in a stroggolaf if I'm honest That's what I said, does anybody know? It's worth wasting. Does anybody know there's a mushroom? I know actually I've got a mate that worth wasting. Does anybody know there's a mushroom firetruck? I've got a mate that goes around trying to get all the fungus mushrooms, the bluish ones, if you know what I'm putting down, producer Carl. I was going to say, yeah, if you want mushrooms, I've got a guy. Yeah, I don't know, I've tried Carl's guy before and I really feel very well after I have his ones.

You'll match your damn on psychedelics. Oh my goodness me. I would pay money to be there and just watch you. Is it like the movies where you look, remember when you were a kid and you used to have a kaleidoscope and in the movies they make out that it's like looking through a kaleidoscope? I would know.

Neither, neither. But you get me some of your mushrooms, Carl, and I'll try them tomorrow on the show and I'll let you know. Imagine if Dan takes them and he just becomes normal. Ha ha ha ha. To be honest, I don't think I need them really. My brain is special enough.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. First call of the day. First call of the day. Yeah. Who's it gonna be? He's up early. He works for the Defence Force. He drives a Toyota Hilux.

He's got two dogs, Bella and Charlie. Three boys, has had the snip. And he's a Scorpio. Good morning, Nate. Hey, good morning guys. Ha ha ha snip, and he's a Scorpio. Good morning, Nate. Hey, Nate. Good morning, guys. We got through a lot of info there on you, Nate. Yeah, he sure did, yeah, yeah.

How long after the third kid were you like, right, it's time for the snip? Oh, he tried to roll the dice for a girl, so he got three boys. Rolled the dice, got another toy, so I was like, oh, go to the dock. Yeah, yeah. Now, you work for the Defence Force as a recruiter.

Say if one of us, if one of us radio doesn't work out, we're like, our next port of call is the Defence Force. What makes a good Defence Force person? Someone who's motivated and keen to work with the team. Now I'm out. And you work in the team all the time, so you'll be good. Do you have to work past 10am? Yeah. Oh yeah, sort of, yeah, you have to, yeah. And how well, what's the cut off to join the Defence Force age-wise?

Good question. There's no up age limit, as long as you turn 18 by graduation. And how long do I get before I say I join the Defence Force and I want to be flying Hercules? Yes. How long until they give me the steering wheel of one of those babies? I don't know what they'll let you in, mate. Oh, right, okay.

Oh yeah, there's a bit of training to do, eh? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I need to see Dan defend something, anything, before I let him in the Defence Force defending the country. Just defend this ball from me. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I don't know if I can do that.

Do you need any remote control drivers in the Defence Force? Maybe you could be a drone operator. I could be a drone operator. No, we do have the old drone. Oh my goodness me. OK. I found my calling. See?

Everyone says it's a lame thing, but it's giving you the skills you need for something real life cool, like being in the Defence Force. OK, guys, I'm quitting. I'm going into the Defence. You and Nate, he'll shape you up. That's good, that's good. Yeah, look at the Defence Careers website and have a look.

Okay, oh god, he's good as next. Good job for you. Very good. I feel like I wanna do it now, he's recruited me. Yeah. No, you're not motivated enough. I'm not motivated enough, I don't like working in a team. That's right.

Yeah. Well, what's the plan for today, Nate? Just gonna go to an expo in Wyrall. So if you're in Wairau today pop along to the high school and have a look. Oh okay. Is that what you do? You go school to school and try and recruit as many kids as you can? Yeah, just give the kids options, you know.

It's not for everyone but it's for some people you know. Yeah exactly. I imagine it's... I'm picturing Hunger Games. Nate goes and he's looking for people to step forward and then he takes them into battle. Yeah, that's great. I'd imagine it's a great role, in all seriousness, for someone that doesn't know what they want to do in their future. And it gives them like a structure. Discipline.

Yeah. Motivation. Definitely, yeah. Love that. Well, you're doing a great job, Nate, and we are lucky to have people like you in New Zealand. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we're gonna, hopefully there's a Z somewhere between where you are now and where you're going to be, and you can swing by and try the new Thai chicken curry pie.

We'll give you a voucher to go spend however you like. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you very much, and have a great day. Thank you, Nate. Sweetheart. Great chatting with you, mate. Yeah, good man. We have the best callers, best listeners on this show.

Isn't he lovely? So lovely. Yeah. Yeah, great chatting with you mate. Yeah, good man. We have the best callers, best listeners on this show. Isn't he lovely? So lovely. Yeah, great mate. Well, we'll have somebody else great on the show hopefully in 30 minutes. 20k double days. Easy money, the cash prize is doubled from 10 grand to 20 thousand dollars. With that money you can call your boss and tell him to shut the job up his arse.

Could ya? Yeah, I would. 20 grand times. 20 grand tax free. Yeah. Just for a couple of months and then I'd beg for it back. Yeah what? Megan. Clint Megan Dane.

Let's go. Dan dabbing during the intro. I need to take my mind off my Google history being read. I think it's so impressive that you let me do this, because I don't... There's not even my best girl from the girl chat would I let them look through my Google history. There's nothing that I would...

My famous last words, I guess. But I don't think there's anything in there that I can't explain away. But it's still embarrassing, some of these things really, you know Anyway, should I guess should I get going? Yeah, just keep it quick Hey, I did say that Hannah should be worried and we already have had some mushroom chat on the on the show You're your wife. The first one was do poisonous mushrooms taste good Yes, because we've been discussing it for and we don't know if they're poisonous. We, long story short, we're making a slow cooked stroganoff with beef and mushroom.

And there are some mushrooms we've found in our garden that we're 90% sure are fine. Okay wait. She's done googling. You're not poor, mate, you don't need to get free mushrooms. But my point is, if poisonous mushrooms don't taste good, what's the theory? You eat dinner and you go, man, that tasted nasty. They must have been poisonous You've met Hannah, you know how like

Eco she is. She loves like sourcing stuff from home. I know love killing her family inadvertently When the mushroom killer Aaron Patterson in Australia was all over the news one of the experts said a death cap mushroom is the tastiest last meal you'll ever have. Well that's what it said in the Googling we did. It said they are poisonous but boy oh boy they taste delicious. I know where to get your wife for her birthday. She loves a free mushroom so bad. Just a mushroom voucher. Yeah so don't worry we've decided not to put them in. Thankfully. Does yoga make you gassy followed by yoga farts? Yes. So when you

googled yoga farts were you looking for like a compilation video of just the best yoga farts? No we were talking about doing some fitness and this is again with my wife and we were talking about something we could maybe do together while we've got the nanny and one of the things that came up was yoga and Hannah said I don't do that, especially in groups, because it makes you gassy. And I was like, that doesn't happen. But apparently it does.

I've been a yoga addict, or Pilates is worse, because you're doing more rolling. So like the worst, and this happens, I would say 90% of yoga or Pilates classes, when you're on your back with feet in the air, and you have to hold your ankles and roll up into the seated position like 99% of the time someone will fart on the way. Fart would be the least of my worries doing that move.

You shit yourself in a Pilates class. You've got to cough at the same time. You cover it with the cough. I feel like the cough would just... You've got more chance of food coming out if you don't cough. It'd be all over the person in front of me. Just splatter it all over their new lumen lemon. So yeah, no, that's not happening. And next, well, it seems that yoga, obviously you decided against yoga

and you've moved on, so you've said activity for upper body muscle, personalised workout program. Then we've done a bit of a sidestep to are dad bods sexy? I was almost like, do I just stay with the bod I've got? And then you've reared back into is rock climbing deadly and rock climbing. Yeah, apparently it's good for your upper body, but it is also deadly, so it's a bit of a trade-off.

What's in dance? Google history. Isn't sexy and weird. Well, it's all bit of a trade-off. Hey, God, you live on the edge, webby? He's eating mushrooms, he doesn't know if the boys are taking up rock climbing. And the funny thing is I started signing up, I was like, Hannah, I found a club that's a rock climbing club, and I started signing up and then I looked and it said, for kids. Dude, this looks achievable! Why does the age bracket only go to 13 when I try to breast her? I've got a remote control car.

These ones are only a metre off the ground. Alright, coming up next, Katie Perry has rumoured to be dating who? Who's she being seen with? I'm so horny, I can't get over this. I can't stop looking at the photos. It's so wonderful. What did you say? You're horny for this?

Yeah, she hit the handbrake on it. It's not seven o'clock yet, yeah. That's what my family says. If you really love something, you've got the horn for it. Someone said, I've got the horn for a stroganoff tonight. Okay, I'd like to see your Google history there. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Gossip and entertainment.

Scandalous. Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Dice up entertainment. Clint McGendan with Ash London. Scandal. This is absolutely huge. So Katy Perry broke up with her on and off fiance of 90s Orlando Bloom. They've been engaged for six years. Never made it down the aisle, but they're just co-parenting now. They seem to be friends.

And I saw this headline and I thought, okay, that's clickbait. This can't be true. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau ex-prime minister of Canada step out for dinner in Montreal one month after she announces split from Orlando Bloom. Now Justin Trudeau is at the young kind of hot PM he's since divorced his wife he's got a couple of kids. I'm looking at the photos they're're like in this restaurant, just the two of them sitting opposite each other. They had lobster, beef tartare, cocktails. Is it candle lit? That's the question. There's a candle. And then there's a separate set of photos of them in casual wear just walking around the streets of Montreal. But I don't know if that was the next day or before but they didn't just like run into each other at a

restaurant and have dinner there's some hanging happening. What is it with Katy Perry and hanging out with all these influential people? Like she's in the bid with Bezos as well isn't she? Because that's why she went to space through her. I think because she went to... yeah what came first? Did she go to space, become friends with Lauren Sanchez Bezos and then go to the wedding? Because she doesn't seem like the girl that said, I kissed a girl, and like last Friday night. She doesn't come across as a person that mingles with that type of person.

But maybe she is behind the scenes very intelligent. I'm feeling for Justin Trudeau's ex-wife. Yeah. Imagine finding out your husband, Grey, has moved on, and he's happy now that you've finally started Katy Perry. Katy Perry sucks. Perry? That sucks. Oh the woman. Yeah you always want your ex's next partner to be a bit shit.

Yeah. Or have like one glaringly obvious crappy thing about them. Yeah. Like, you know, I don't want to, yeah, you don't want it to be Katy Perry. No. And that's why we thought it would be great to bring this back. Upgrade or downgrade? Okay you tell us what your last partner did yeah and what your current partner does and try not to lead the witness a lot of

people love doing that. We just want to top line. Yeah and we'll decide if we think it's an upgrade or a downgrade. So this is Katy Perry she said okay I went from an actor to an ex-prime minister. Upgrade. And we'd say that's an upgrade. Oh really? Because I was downgraded. Orlando Bloom to a dude who just wants to talk politics over a red wine. Can't snore first. Your views of actors and their success are so like out of breath. They read words off a page. Whereas the Prime Minister like legislates and moves the country forward. Orlando Bloom's doing like one gig a year. The rest of the time he's got time for you. And to look after your needs. His two most famous roles are Lord of the Rings and probably even, this is a stretch, Pirates of the Caribbean.

That's the only two like a name that he did. The biggest films in the world, that's interesting. It's a downgrade. For Jessica. The biggest films in the world, that's interesting. Yeah, no, it's a downgrade. 15 years ago maybe. For Jessica. Let's not forget about the paddleboard pictures of Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry where we saw a schlong. And I've got something to say about that,

his schlong was not that big. Oh, okay. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Hey Ash, for some of us it was, okay. Justin Trudeau does not seem like the type of fun guy who's gonna take off his tie and get naked with you on a paddle board.

Just saying. Politicians are weird. They all like on the surface, they're all like, and then they have a couple of drinks. I reckon some of those politics parties will be real messed up. I reckon she's upgraded. Yeah.

Okay, well I lose two to one then. Okay. But if you're listening Orlando, I got you. Let's get Bex on because she said that her ex is a mechanic and her hubby owns a business. But what? Depends on the business. That's true.

Could be a lemonade stand. Yeah. Downgrade. Downgrade. Downgrade. Downgrade. Tell us what your old partner did and what your new partner does

and we'll tell you if you've upgraded or not after. Katy Perry seems to have moved from Orlando Bloom to Justin Trudeau, the ex-prime minister of Canada. And we're doing this purely on jobs, not on like, were they a nice person? No, yeah, it's purely jobs, right? So it is a little bit kind of judgmental, but hey, let's just judge away.

Bex, good morning. Hello, how are you? What did your ex do? Bex first? He was a mechanic working for someone, so he was on company. But a mechanic, a guy who knows his way around the car, and you know that thing where they kind of slide out from underneath it when you go to visit them for work and they've got grease all over them? The grease is hot, and those overalls are hot. If they roll the overalls down, they've got a t-shirt under them. Wait, wait, wait.

Sorry, this is Bex's experience. Sorry Bex. He didn't have the body for that. There we go, okay, so it's not sounding great. Good, we've got more information. Okay, and what does your current partner do? Owned a business, so it's like a mini farmland shop. Oh, shout it out.

Yeah, shout out the bizzo. Oh, then it'll stay who I meet, mate. Oh, okay, so your husband's gonna miss shout out the bizzo. Oh then it will say who I meet, mate. Oh yeah okay. Oh okay so your husband's gonna miss out on the free promo. Yeah okay fine. I say, I do say it is an upgrade. Me too.

Well Ken, I think this will decide it for me. You get a flat tyre, can the new partner change it? 100% because I can't change it myself. Okay great! Upgrade is upgraded, well done Upgraded. He's upgraded. Well done, Bex. Yeah, there we go. Can you imagine if he was useless with cars?

Yeah, it's not nice. Also, I probably couldn't change a tyre now that I think about it. And I definitely couldn't. Could you change a tyre then? Definitely. I pride myself on my car knowledge. My dad was a car. Okay.

Your dad was a car? Your dad is Lightning McQueen? Oh my god. Life is a highway. My dad was a car. He let me work on a movie now and then. Why do you have to make everything weird and uncomfortable? What's wrong with you? My dad was like a car industry. Was your dad the Hudson Warner?

Okay, I think people know my dad was not a car, okay? Let's just move on. I'll just sit in my ear because he can't, he goes, no, he was probably made of... That would explain us. So made of... That would explain a lot actually. My dad was a car and my mum was human. I got more of my mum's genes, okay?

Here we go, Hayley Rose, what was your ex? My ex, well she stole my car and smashed my house up real bad and my new partner now he buys me everything and just he treats me so well it's actually quite weird for myself to be in a relationship where it's... Well someone's not smashing up your house. I'm just gonna stop you there you've led the witness we want want just jobs, OK? What does your ex do as a job, and what does your current partner do as a job? My current partner, he is... Hi, sorry.

My current partner, he works at the Meatworks. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he's one of the team leaders. He's the Silverburn... Great. ...knife grader. Does he get to bring any of the team leaders. He's the Silverburn, like the ninth grader. Does he get to bring any of the cuts home? Yeah.

No, he doesn't, but we get cheap meat. Okay, that's a big win. But what does the X do for a dog? The X smashed a house in a car, thinking he could be adopted. See, dog at work. Oh, okay. Upgrade, yeah.

By default, she's- She's a dog as well. Yeah, okay. All right, she's an upgrade as well. Oh, don't you, Hayley Rose. I'd love to get discounted meat That would be so much that would save us so much money in a house. My son just can't get enough meat It's so annoying. Yeah, and I said the one thing it's like I have a tofu. Oh yummy. Mommy's having tofu And he's like I want a sausage

My daughter's the other way around. I think I'm raising a vegetarian. I wanted to raise, can we swap kids? Yeah, swap kids. You take buddy, I'll take Cam. We're best friends. You can imagine me and Cam. Leanna's text through saying her ex was a bus driver

and her current partner's a truck driver. Now that's a tricky one. I'm gonna say bus drivers better because the hours are better. I disagree. Don't agree. I reckon truck drivers get paid a lot. We've spoken to a few are better. I disagree. Don't agree. I reckon truck drivers get paid a lot. We've spoken to a few truck drivers.

It's not always about money. Dan would know his dad was a car. Come on. Laugh is my way. I'm gonna ride it all night long. 20k easy money next. If you wanna give it a crack, $20,000 on the line,

0800 The Edge. Dad used to sing me that song to get me to sleep. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. Win $20,000 right now. With The Edge. 20k, easy money. Double day. Kia ora, good morning!

Seven o'clock, double day. $20,000 on the line. The bosses are getting cocky. They think maybe if they throw more money at you, it might make you more nervous and play even worse. I guess we've had some bad showings as of late, but who knows, maybe you'll rise to the occasion. 30 seconds, give us 10 answers,

starting with the letter that Ash gives you. You can pass, if we've got time we'll come back. No repeated answers, and if you can get the job done,20,000 thanks to BNZ is yours. Yeah I'm playing this morning she's from Auckland never spell her name backwards her name's Lana good morning. Hello how are you? Good Lana you feeling lucky? Oh I hope so oh my goodness. You sound lucky, you know what, when we speak to you, I just get an air of luck. Okay. Oh. Okay, when you have to pass, because inevitably it'll happen with most players, just don't

freak out, you're still in it, okay? Okay. Okay Lana. Don't spiral out of control like so many do. Okay. Your letter today Lana, my darling, for $20,000 tax free, deposited into your bank account. T-t-today. Your letter is you.

You. Make sense? You? Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Can I please have a country? Ukraine.

Something you wear. Underwear. Something in space? UFO. A brand? U2. Somewhere you study? University.

Something you can open? Invalid. A job? University. Something you can open. Envelope. A job. Umbrella, sorry. A job. Um... Urologist. I fall out of all that was really good.

This urologist is very good. Unfortunately, I think just slightly slow with the answering and then that little mishap in the middle there. Yeah, seven. You got seven out of ten. It's a really, really, really good effort, darling. You just needed to be faster. Yeah, out of ten. It's a really really really good effort darling you just needed to be faster. Yeah you're accurate though very accurate. Envelope. Yeah and I did say a brand and she said you two but I would have given that to her. Brand and band sound very similar down the line on the

radio. I thought the same actually. We would have just given that to her. Whether you're flatting, saving to travel, or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. You can definitely do that with 20 grand. Back again at eight o'clock this morning. So we'll play again in an hour. Well done Lana. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Stinky Bo. Where are the best pies in New Zealand this morning? When's the pie wars happen every year? And it is a grand event. It really is. As a foreigner, new to this country, everyone all the last two weeks has been saying, I go to the Pie Awards, you go to the Pie Awards, it's like the event of the season, so amazing. And you know what else, I think it's really lovely that Zed don't

enter the Pie Awards because with their new Thai chicken curry pie I think it'd be a little unfair. It would clean sweep contest against other bakeries. So it's nice guys, as a big company, you step away and let the little bakeries show. Yeah, let the little guys win. And yeah, there was a whole load of different categories. The first of which was the bacon and egg. It's a staple of the pie, isn't it?

Can I say that's not a thing in Australia, bacon and egg pie? Really? I think that's a Kiwi thing, because I see it all the time here. I think if you get a good bacon and egg pie? Really? I think that's a Kiwi thing, because I see it all the time here. I think if you get a good bacon and egg pie, man, it is good. Is it like bits of, like bacon bits in a scrambled egg in a pie? In a pie, yeah.

Normally very dry. I think it's a real mess more than it is. It needs to have lots of cream and butter in there. So if you want the best bacon and egg in the country, you'll be going to the Levian Artisan Bakery in Blockhouse Bay. They took it out the Gold Award. The Mince and Gravy, which essentially is basically a mince pie. The Gold Award went to Euro Patisserie in Torbay.

That's in Auckland on the North Shore. The Best Mince and Cheese was won by NADA Bakery in Tawa, Wellington. So if you're in that region, go and get a mince pie from there. The Potato Top, the best potato top. This is me, come on Darren, where am I going? Rosedale Bakery and Cafe in Auckland on the North Shore. Okay, I can do that. That took out the award for the best potato top.

Rosedale. If you're a steak and cheese fan, and a lot of people I think if you're getting into pies, it's sort of the gateway, isn't it, the steak and cheese? That's a chunky, isn't it? It's supposed to be a mince, okay. You need to go to Mildale Bakery. That's in Wainui. They had the best steak and cheese.

They'll be having that sticker on the outside of the shop for the next 10 years. You know when you drive past this pie and be like, best pie of 2008. What's happened since then? It's 17 years that have passed. I think you can feast out on the award for five years max. And then the sticker comes off. Definitely, yeah. But oh my god, I reckon they're getting the sticker up this morning.

Oh yeah. Because the winner of the best pie in New Zealand, the Supreme Pie Award, went to the Potato Top Rosedale Bakery on the North Shore in Auckland. The best pie in the country. Wow. It's within my reach. Yeah, you could go today and get I could go today. the best pie. Do country. It's within my reach. Yeah, you could go today and get the best pie.

Do you reckon there's gonna be a line around the corner? Definitely today, it always is with the best one. Web Girl Bella and Yaz from the Full Noise Workday. God, they must be massive pie fans because they were excited. Congratulations, Rosedale Bakery. Can't wait to see you guys. Ah!

Yeah! Okay! Okay! Cute! Okay! Okay! God. Woo! It was open bar though, wasn't it team? Unlimited booze on the table as much as you like. Yeah, that might have something to do with it.

But Yez did catch up with the winner of New Zealand's Greatest Pie. Can't you just imagine Yez just like chasing him down in the lobby? Yeah. Half cut, I can have an interview, Slay! Oh, hello. Hey, congratulations from the IJ team. How are you feeling? I feel so excited today. Too nice. And because you won two awards, obviously the massive award, but two awards. awards yeah that is the second of

award because the last award is the Saucic Road the gold award Saucic Road 2023 today is come through oh well we are so proud of you who are we thanking tonight I would like to thank you to Bakehole and thank you to my staff and then my family and then my mum and my wife too. Laughing like they're best friends. Everybody thank their wives or their husbands. Oh I've heard about the wives joke because one person forgot to thank their wife one year. Oh yeah and my goodness me. So then now everyone gets up there and makes a joke.

What was with the entertainment? I was trying to find the synergy. I know they had people on stilts last year. They had girls in like fishnecks stockings and G-bangers and they were on roller skates. Well, it's just entertainment, isn't it? Was it? A bit of fun for the bakers. It wasn't just roller skates.

There was like a 70s themed dance where they were doing like Bee Gees. There was a guy that had hula hoops on every part of his body. Even his... That was the only thing that didn't have one. Okay, wow. But he had like one on his arm, one on his head That was the only thing that didn't have one. Okay, wow. But he had like one on his arm, one on his head,

one on his other arm on both legs and he was like swinging them all around. But the most exciting thing of the night, more than all that entertainment, is the fact that JJ was there with Manu and I missed out. Yeah, JJ missed out. You're obsessed. My favourite celebrity couple.

I'm obsessed with them. Hey, if you do want to know where those pies were and you're like, oh, hold on, I thought you said it was near me, I just text pie to 3343 and we'll send you a list of all the top pies in the country and the ones that took out the awards. Yeah, I missed out on a few of them as well because there's so many awards, like the vegetarian pie, gourmet meat. Where's the veggie one?

Well, the best chicken and vegetable was Main Highway and Ellerslie. That's not vegetarian. They should be disqualified. Chicken is not a vegetable. I think it's probably the best chicken pie. The best vegetarian was won by the Euro-Petisserie in Torbay, again second. They took out a third. It was a roasted veg with mushroom sauce.

You can go there, Torbay in Auckland if you want to have a veg. Check their foraging mushrooms from their garden like you are. Hopefully not. Pied at 3343 if you want the link and we'll bounce it back to you and make it nice and easy for you. Excellent. Meg and Dan. Special day today. It's World Friendship Day and first of all I'm so glad that we're friends guys. Yeah. It was nice to be reminded to know, check in with your mates, talk to your mates. I mean, I talk to my girls all day, every day on the old text chat line, which is always good. But sometimes it's nice to be reminded, you know, get out of the situation, look in and

go, wow, I'm very lucky to have my friends. So this year, specifically, there is kind of a question that we are being encouraged, especially as women, to ask our female friends. And it's a small question, but I think this is something that can have a very big impact. And I know, I'll never forget this one time, I actually went to a doctor and I was getting a marina, so you know, like a birth control put in,

and the doctor sat down with me and she was going through like just normal questions. You know, how much alcohol do you drink, where do you live, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she just went, and do you feel safe at home? And it was a really jarring moment where I was like, oh, yes, yep, absolutely. I do. Okay, great. And if you pause on the question like that, because you don't know what's coming, it can probably make people question it. And I think that was part of the idea, but I felt so, I don't know what the word is, but the fact that another woman, especially someone whose job it is to kind of look out

for other women, for her to ask me that question and for me to really have to think about the answer, I felt so protected, seen, cared for, and it's always stuck with me because I think for so many women, you know, being asked that question in a safe place is probably something that a lot of women would really benefit from. And the safest place we have is among our friendships. So one in three women in Eltero and New Zealand will experience domestic violence. And I know there's so much unnecessary shame that comes with this, right, of actually not feeling safe at home. And it is nothing to be ashamed of of because you are not the perpetrator.

But our friendships are the places that we should be safest and the most seen. So I would encourage everybody, even if you think everything's cool, because the worst that can happen, right, is your mate goes, yeah, I'm feeling safe and I feel great. Thank you for checking. I mean, no one, you know, it's not a rude question to ask, but if a hundred people ask that question, and for one person the answer is, actually can we catch up to have a chat,

or actually no, then oh my gosh, like lives could be saved. People could feel safer. So it's, and as you know, it's probably sometimes a bit of an awkward question to ask. I imagine it's, and I could be wrong, and I don't want to speak on something I don't, I have an experience, but I would think surely

it would be easier to respond with, yes, it is actually difficult at the moment, or I don't necessarily feel safe, because you've brought up the conversation rather than bringing up the conversation saying, hey, by by the way can I talk to you about my living situation? It will be so hard to know where to start. When do I bring it up? But if someone else, just like that doctor did for me, if someone else opens up that conversation so all you have to do is say yes. That's a great point and so often often, you know, we think, oh, it's not

my place or I shouldn't, I don't want to upset anybody. But when it comes to something like this, which is so serious, it's always worth the risk of the awkwardness or the risk of offending somebody, I think. Has anybody else shook by that figure? One in three in New Zealand. That shocks me. Yeah. And the thing is, that doesn't just affect the partner, that affects kids, the family, there's so many ramifications that then come from that after that. And you can text 1737 or you text or call anytime 24 71737. That's probably been known to a lot of people for a long time, but Dan was telling us something

off here that Ash and I only just found out about. Yeah, I don't know if many people know this, but if you are in a situation where you feel unsafe and you don't know who to talk to, there's this secret thing that's on most websites in New Zealand. So I'm thinking like stuff.co.nz, I think New Zealand Herald, even Bunnings Warehouse, the warehouse has them. You can scroll right down to the bottom of a webpage and there's a little green and white icon of a computer. You click on that and you can report family violence. It doesn't appear on browser history and

it looks like you're just on a normal website. So if your partner's looking over your shoulder or you know they're watching you, it's a really incognito way to report abuse. There is so much help available in this country. Reach out to your friends if you need help or and reach out to your friends to ask if they need help. There's also the Women's Refuge 0800 733 843. You can chat, you can call, please if you need help reach out and get it. And let's all make a point today especially women in our lives, reach out to your mates, ask do you feel safe at home is there anything we can do for you. All we have is each other in this world. That's

really important. Thank you. That's great Yesterday on the show we had Dion playing easy money for $10,000 by the way, it's double day today So it's 20 grand at eight, but he didn't have the best showing he was going okay until this question something with feathers. An Olympic event. A three-leve-merd. Oh, nice time. You got through seven and you passed one. I've never wanted someone to win money on the radio more than I wanted Dion to win that 10 grand. Dion, I'm guarded for you.

Damn. Five thousand times you've tried to get through and I can't tell you. Thanks for the effort guys, yous are awesome. Keep up the good work, hey. Yous are making people's lives change. Thank you very much. Oh bless you Dion.

Oh god. I feel like an absolute asshole now. So we have Dion back on the show with us this morning. How are you guys? Oh good. You know sometimes you get a caller on a show and they just stick with you and we've just been thinking about you since yesterday. We want to know more about you Dion because you seem like a good dad. First of all tell us about your kids bro.

Oh I've got a seven year old that does piano and I've got a five year old that wishes to be done piano and both the most cutest little girls, I swear to God, if you put them in a lineup against models, they'd kick their ass. Oh, you are just the best. Although, we don't really condone lining up five year olds and choosing the hottest and the ugliest. Hey, hey, hey. I know what you mean.

They're gorgeous little girls. Yeah. You know, and I couldn't be luckier. You know, I'm the happiest father in the world. Even though I've gone through hell in my life, I've been blessed with two beautiful little kids. Yeah. When we had you on yesterday, we loved you,

but also I think a lot of people listening loved you as well. And they felt sorry for you, because you didn't quite get there. Yeah, we were so disappointed Dionne because you do come across as a bit of a battler and so we were rooting for you so hard and it didn't happen. We were just as gutted I think as you. You do say life's been tough, what's been going on? I've just come out of surgery. I had a bit of bad luck.

I had a little car accident and broke my jaw, broke three of my ribs, broke my nose and everything else. And I've just got out of surgery from it. And it was just a bit of a tough time for my kids. My kids got a bit scared over it all and stuff like that. So we've had a bit of treatment for them, they've come around and kicking goals now that they've proven how resilient kids are and how cool they can be. Deon I know you're a good dad because you've been through hell and you've just told us that you've been through hell but straight away it was like but my girls but this is how they've responded and they've come good which just shows that you're putting your kids first, which is, you know.

Always. Not all kids can say that about their daddies. It was really difficult to get hold of you again, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah, I apologise, I apologise, yeah. I haven't got the flashiest phone, I'll give you that. It's like in a thousand pieces

and I sort of try to hold it together to work. Oh, it sounds fine. It's life you know, we'll battle along. I wonder if you had a little flicker of luck at some point. Yes, it'd be nice to have a flicker of luck. Because sometimes it just takes one thing and it kind of changes the trajectory and it changes your outlook and one good thing happens and then it kind of starts a bit of a domino effect of good stuff happening.

You've got the right attitude. It really does. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. And yeah, that's why I was hoping to win today because I just wanted to get a new clunky car for my daughter. But that's just life. I'll just have to sell that and we'll look for something a bit better and hopefully keep them happy. As long as they've got a smile on their face I've got a smile on my face that's all that

matters. I love the glass full attitude you walk around with Dion despite the things that have been happening you go no no no I'm just gonna focus on the really cool things that I have and that sounds like you're two girls. I love that you guys are awesome what you do for people and how you help them some people deserve it some people don't. Oh well you deserve it for sure Dion. You do deserve it Dion and so that's why the conversation is being had behind the scenes that that little flicker of luck may be shining down on you right now because we're gonna give you the chance for a little redemption. We're gonna give you another go of easy money for a thousand dollars

if you can give us the ten ounces you struggled to give us yesterday in 30 seconds all right okay hold there we'll go to a song one quick song and then come back and see if we can make you a thousand dollars richer Dion see if he can do what he couldn't do yesterday He touched the heart of a nation yesterday, listening to Dion who missed out on easy money. And I just think came across as just the loveliest guy, he's a bit of a battler, a father of two beautiful girls. And we thought what can we do? Can we get him back on for a little easy money redemption? Yeah, because Dion's not the kind of guy he just was, because people are texting, just give him the money. That's not Dion's vibe. He wants to earn it it. Yeah and it was hard to get hold of him.

It was. As well as like we want to give him some money but he's hard to get hold of. We managed to convince the boss to give us a thousand bucks to give him a little redemption so planning for a thousand dollars this morning. Are you ready Dion? Let's go. Okay we have changed the rules a little bit though. You can use the same answer twice, Dion, so you can repeat answers, okay? Special Dion rules. Okay. Now, do know that you can pass if you struggle with an answer. Pass as quick as you can. You can just say pass anytime. Yeah, I'm on to this one. Okay, Dion, your letter today is P. P for pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Yeah I've got it. P for pot of gold. Let me play babes. Okay don't forget you can use the same answer twice and if you don't know the answer you can say... Pass. Pass. Okay.

Here he goes. Here we go. Redemption for a thousand dollars. For a thousand dollars cash. Dion's back. Dion, come on. Nick go. First one. Nick go.

A word that rhymes with arse. Pass. Opposite of fail. Pass. Another word for overtake. Pass. If you don't know the answer what can you do? Pass it.

An immigration document is a what is a is a what port. Pass. An entry ticket is a? Pass. When you throw the ball to a wall. Pass. Pass. Pass.

Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. An immigration document is a what? Is a what port? Pass. An entry ticket is a? Pass. When you throw the ball to a teammate? Pass. Finish this sentence you shall not? Pass. A bridge over a freeway isn't over? Pass. I did it! Go go go! Oh my god, Dio! I crashed out! Yeah! Buzzer beta from Dio the ball was in the air! Swish baby!

Oh, on the passing team! Yeah! You passed the test! Wow! I didn't even pass school 3rd and I finally passed! You passed something! Wow! Hey good things happen to good people Dion

I'm so proud of myself I got goosebumps Yo so did we The whole team's up on their feet Behind the scenes, in the studio We're stoked for you Dion, sounds like you're an incredible dad I know every cent of that thousand dollars is going to go Towards something cool for your girls Oh you guys are a dream come true. Thank you so much for everything.

I love you guys to bits and I'll listen to you every second of the day. Oh we just wanted to pass on some good vibes. My heart is pounding through my chest at the moment. I wish I had teeth in my head and I'd be able to smile a bit better. Oh man. Okay, maybe put some of the cash towards the dentist. Well Dion, honestly, like we said so often, it just takes one good thing happening in your life to start a domino effect of positivity and we hope that this is the first thing that's going to get you and your family feeling like good things are happening and good things are coming. You certainly

deserve it mate and we are cheering you on always. No you're bringing a tear to my eye, you look awesome. Thank you so much, my girls are gonna love you. Yeah you can get one porcelain veneer for $800. Oh I'll pass. Dion, a thousand dollars ritual of easy money. Back again for 20k at 8 o'clock this morning. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Dice for entertainment.

Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. So this is the second time we're talking about The Beckhams this week. David Beckham, of course, made an appearance this week in our A-listers segment. David Beckham. I... Why are you even taking a breath in Daniel Webby? David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David footballer of all time. Why not? Have the Chinese heard of him? And that's the reason I put him in a beat. And yes they have in Asia, football is the biggest sport. Yeah.

Oh dear. Well, so we did decide he's definitely an A-lister. Now, I don't know if you know much about the Brookhams, the Brookhams, the Beckham kids, but there was kind of rumors of a feud and it kicked off when Brooklyn, there's the oldest son, married Nicola Peltz, who was an heiress in her own right.

And there was some drama about her wedding dress choice, that everyone thought Victoria Beckham, being a couture fashion designer, should have had something to do with it, and she was kind of left out of it. Well, Cruz, the other son, there's kind of two parts to this. And this is why I love internet sleuths,

because they go and they get the receipts. So the first is they've gone through cruise Beckhams like the kind of, oh is it cruise or Romeo? I get them all confused, cruise. I mean, he's Instagram notes, which I haven't done yet, but he's young, so he's doing Instagram notes. I'm going to read you some of them. And I have to self-censor a couple of them because they use really rude words.

And he's just put this on the internet? Yes, publicly. you some of them and I have to self-censor a couple of them because they use really rude words. And he's just put those on the internet? Yes, publicly. He said, you're a fraud, you're a dick now, instant karma gonna get you, these are all separate ones. You're dead to me. Then he called people inbreds. Now this is all like no names attached to it but everyone's like, he's obviously. And then he said a whole family of beeps. How can two people make so many ugly beeps? Like he's real angry. Wow.

It's crazy, and this is public. And there's an, and it's a public feud that he's having with Brooklyn's. Everyone knows the two brothers don't get along. So look, the obvious takeaway from this is that the feud is still going strong, but it deepens. Because another internet sleuth, who obviously spends a lot of time on Victoria Beckham's Instagram page, has gone through and counted how many photos she's liked on Brooklyn's

page that have the wife in them. Who has time for this? Who are these people? But now that I've got the data in front of me, so she has, this is so ridiculous, I'm so sorry. I'm a journalist. She has liked nine of the 12 photos that he's put up that don't include his wife. So out of 12 photos that he's put up

and it's just him and his mates with them, she's liked nine of them. And then of all in the same time period, zero of the, she's liked zero of the photos that have the wife in them. That's concrete evidence. And she's only following. She's only liking the photos that don't have her daughter-in-law in them, which is such passive aggressive mother-in-law behaviour.

Am I weird now that I like them more? Yeah, that was weird. Because I'm like, they're just a real family. Because every family has skeletons. Yes. Like I could name at least four or five stuff that I'm like, my family's weird. And a lot of people I think have family feuds.

It just makes them normal. I couldn't agree more. It just proves that money and fame aren't gonna fix your family issues. There's one of the things when you said publicly your cousin was hot. That's so disgusting. and then your cousin called up and you said no not you the other one Yeah It caused a bit of a something

Yeah, the hot one never calls The Clint Megan Dan and Dan podcast. Win $20,000 right now with the Edge 20K. E, D, I, B. Double day. Double day today. 20 grand on the line if you can give us 10 correct answers starting with the letter Ash gives you in 30 seconds.

You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back with no repeated answers. Best of luck playing this morning, Erz, who, Dan? Lee. Good morning, Lee. Kia ora did? Lee, good morning Lee. Kia ora. Kia ora, hello. So if you won this 20k.

Hi, how are we? Good, it says you'd buy some good Whittakers and the good butter. Nice. Oh. Yeah. Times are tough, mate. Times are tough.

You'd probably get three blocks of butter with 20k. Mm. Oh, that'd be nice. You'd get a fair bit. Okay. Are you ready to play, Lee? I know there's double the cash, so that might mean double the nerves, but if you can keep yourself calm, the cash could be yours

inside the next 30 seconds. All right, that would be lovely. Okay, keep calm. Okay, my sweet. I think this is quite a good sign. Your letter today is L, which is the letter that your name starts with. That's got gotta mean something. Okay.

Let's do this. Can I please have, starting with L, a four letter word. Lost. A girl's name. Lauren. A body part. Leg. An item of make-up.

Lipstick. Something you drink. Lemonade. Something you switch on. Lip. Something you drink. Lemonade. Something you switch on. Light. An insect. All right. Insect. Living.

A sports cup. A sports star. Sports star. Lionel Messi. Lionel Messi would have been a great answer. Oh, yeah. LeBron James. And if you've got Lionel Messi, you would have had one, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What's the... No, it's... Lionel Messi! Lionel Messi would have been a great answer.

And if you've got Lionel Messi, you would have had one, two, three, four, five, eight answers. So it's the insect that stumped you. When you went lizard and you knew it was wrong, you were flying with six from six. We're all standing up. Yeah. Oh, yes. My heart is just racing and I'm just... My heart's in my ears and I can't hear properly. Oh, darling. It's so good.

Well, thank you so much for the opportunity. That was so much fun. Oh, sweetheart. You know what? I think you can hold your head high because that was a really good show. Yeah. And if you are listening,

the best thing is today is Double Day. So we'll play again next. What? What? What? Again now? Wasn't it double day? No, it's double the money. Ah, that's not super specific in the email that I got.

No, it's just double the money. Do we need to check that? Should we give the boss 10 seconds to call and veto it? Okay, Adrian. No one takes them. It'd be fun to play again. Three, two, one. Okay. We're playing it again.

We're doing it again. It's double day baby! Boss still asleep, wakes up. No, he's actually doing kindy drop off at the moment, which means he's got buddy. I'm not sure whether we're going to get in trouble for this out. No, he's actually doing kindy drop off at the moment, which means he's got buddy. Perfect. Yeah. I'm not sure whether we're going to get in trouble for this one or not, but it's Easy Money Double Day today.

The Edge 10k. Easy Money. It is normally 10k, it's 20 today. We doubled it, but then I also thought... Couldn't we double how many times we play? So we play again. I think they were just intending double the money, Clint, but here we are, we're playing it twice.

And the boss has texted me, he was in the shower when we asked him to call out and he couldn't get out in time to call and say no, so stuff, yeah. Too late, too late. She needs to take her opponent to the shower. That's what you get for being clean and having basic hygiene.

So we're playing it for the second time in a row and the lucky person that is gonna be playing now is Brittany, good morning. Good morning! Morning, Brit! Brit, is this what it's taken you to call our show for the first time $20,000? True that you're a first time caller? I am a first time caller. No, I've been pranked.

Hello stranger, for the first time. Sorry, I sort of played that all over the top of you while we sang, Britt No, me and my Simon Oral Health therapist have been playing along every morning listening on the radio How do you normally do it? Before our patients turn up Yesterday I did awful, but hopefully not so much today Ok, so maybe today's your day Ok Hopefully What does Britt spend 20 grand on? But hopefully not so much today. Okay, so maybe today's your day. Okay.

Hopefully. And what does Brit spend 20 grand on? I'm hoping to go see my brother's, sorry, my fiance's brother in Greece for his wedding next year. That would be lovely. Oh, Greece! Let's get you to Greece. Greece for free.

Just remember if you're nervous, Brittany, the whole nation's behind you. We want you to win. Absolutely. I'm so nervous. Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. We've got a bit more time here. Take a deep breath.

Imagine you're floating in a pool. You're relaxed. It's the most relaxed you've ever been. Okay. We're good here. Okay. We're ready to go, my darling. Brittany, your letter today is R. R for rubbish here. Okay, we ready to go my darling Brittany your letter today is R R for Rubbishing. Okay, first of all can I please have something you pay for?

Rubbish. An Italian food? Rude Tony. A word ending in H? A nursery rhyme. Writing hood. A language. Version. A type of tree. Read word. A four letter word. Run.

Pass. A clothing shop. Reven. That is time, Brittany. Flipping good. She got seven. Passed two and missed one. Yeah. Uh, Reben. That is time, Brittany. Flipping good.

She got seven. Passed two and missed one. Yeah, and a couple of question marks. We might have to go check the tape. Yeah, I think you said riding hood, but then it's red. Red riding hood. Yeah, it's a little red riding hood. Red riding hood we would have probably taken at a stretch. Man, I mean it's, yeah.

You were close. You were close. You were close. You tell she's been practicing every day. Yeah. Well done. Well done, Brett. Thank you. Hey, good luck with the Greece trip.

You know, you're putting it out there. Thank you. Throwing it out into the world universe. Yeah. You know? Nearly. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit gutted. I really hoped we were giving away $20,000.

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from the get-go. All right, next on the show, how to tell if your mate's rich. Because they won $20,000 in easy money. There are little tell signs, I think, that some people have in their house or the little things that they do and you go, huh. It's not the big things, is it, Clem? No, it's the little things.

Like when everyone goes, oh my god, payday today. And your friend goes, oh, is it? Rich. Oh, they don't even know when they're getting paid? They were watching their account waiting for it to drop into your ASB. We were talking about this yesterday. Here are some of the things we came up with. Instant boiling water taps.

Downlights, and I reckon downlights are a sign of wealth. Oh yeah. What about a urinal in your toilet? Cough, cough. Because Clint has a urinal in his house. If your friend had those fridges with ice, with like, built in, would you get ice from the fridge or water from the fridge? You know what? I only know one person with one of those and it's Clint. fridges with ice. You get ice from the fridge or water from the fridge.

You know what, I only know one person with one of those and it's Clint. Always wanted one of those. Yeah that ice producing fridge. And when you became rich you got one. Yeah. Someone sticks through saying when they have many bound books in their lounge, especially encyclopedias. This is funny, someone said, well we're flying to Auckland and our friend had this cool carry-on gear. When we commented on it, he said,

oh no, it's the free stuff they give you in the Emirates first class. Oh, what a flex. Must be nice. Wait, so that's the definition of a humble brag. No, no, this is free. Like, just got it when I was flying first class. My dream.

Oh my gosh. When they shop at Farrow Fresh. Oh yes. Yeah, if your friend is like, can I bring anything over? And you go, nah, just bring yourself. And then you're like, what's taking you so long? And I'm just swinging by Farrow's just to pick up some stuff. I'm like, ooh, thanks.

And you're looking at your like Woolworths lamb. You think, oh god, the Povlamb. Another interesting one here. Someone said an aquarium at their house. Now Clint, you have the ice dispenser on your fridge. Do you or do you not also own an aquarium? No, I have a 20 litre fish tank. Oh, which I would say if you're...

Aquarium, definitely a big... And then I got obsessed and I wanted an aquarium, like in the wall. And supposedly the guy that does them, he contacted me, because he heard us talking about it on the radio, and he installed one in Israel at Asanya's house, the UFC champ. And a rich person. Um, I didn't get around, I think it was too much money. If you have smeg kitchenware. Yeah.

You're giving that away at the moment for free though, aren't they? Well, you have to spend a bajillion dollars at New World to get like a grater or something. Yeah. Someone else said you know your mates are rich when they have a full tank of gas. I always look at the amount of fuel people have in their car when I go with them. Isn't that more about laziness?

Cause I'm so lazy that I will drive that car until it's running on fumes. Cause I'm just, the whole idea of going to the bloody thing, putting it in the thing. Yeah, and then you've got, and then if you're only putting like 20 bucks in, then you're going to have to do that six times over the course. I also want my husband to fill it up

when he does it from his account. This is perfect actually. This one that's come through from Jess. When you ask how much something was and they don't remember, how much was your fish tank, Clint? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was actually having a free PR gift. Oh god. You are so predictable. Well no one wanted that and then it's actually so much admin I couldn't give it away. Now my son loves his fish so we're a fish family now.

A fish family? They're having babies. We had six now we have 27. You went from we have 27. You went from six to 27, how can you not talk about this? You've got Kelly Tarlsons again. The tag is actually now too small for the fish. So we either need to give some fish away or get a bigger tag.

How do fish do that? I know they lay eggs, but does the man, the fish? No, they're little guppies and they just, they reckon every month they can have anywhere from one to 90 babies. But don't they need to be fertilised? No, they just, yeah, but they just pop out as tiny little baby fish. Yeah, but does the man fertilise the egg? Here, Ash, when a mummy fish loves a daddy fish.

No, I know, but they're not, they don't have fish penises. How does it happen? I'm going to Google it. I'll show you a video during the song. Oh, please don't. Okay. Fish hub. Someone says, when they have their butter, but then they have a reserve butter in the back for when the front one runs out.

Who could afford two blocks of butter in one grocery shop? Must be nice. 0800 The Edge or Texas 3-3-4-3, how do you know when your friend is rich? Those little tell signs. at a M1 grocery shop. Must be nice. Oh, 800 The Edge or Texas 3-3-4-3, how do you know when your friend is rich? Those little tell signs. The Lewis Road milk. Oh.

Oh, I have that. Yeah. Right. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself. Oh man, there's some hilarious sex going through for this. About what's the small tell that your mate might be rich? And like you said Ash, it's the subtle things. They're not flashing it around,

but you go, that's different. That's spino. There has to be money there. Someone's saying like, when someone has a koi hand soap in their bathroom. Not just like Palmolive. Yeah, oh that's rich. Or the next level of koi is that Aesop.

Yeah. And then you just refill. I was once, sorry, I was at a fancy restaurant once, I went to the bathroom, and I saw into the back room, and the employees had all the Aesop hand soap bottles, and they were refilling it with this crappy bulk thing, and I was like, that's so dodgy. Oh, so they just had so it looked like they were rich.

It looked like it. Yeah. They were faking rich. Wow. Okay, Hayden, what's the small tell that gives away that they might be rich? When your friends actually pay for their streaming service instead of just leeching off friends and family. Yeah, that's rich. They're cracking down on that a little bit more though, aren't they?

Ash was telling me about a little hack that she does. She sent me this website she uses, Pirate Bay. I don't use that at all. I would never. And she said that's completely free. She said, I think it's an Australian website. I don't think Pybe still works does it? They shut that down years ago. You would know. You would know. That's right. Try every day. Hey um can you tell your friends Rich when they pay their bill as soon as it arrives and not on the due date? Never heard of it. Oh yeah. I pay after. I paid my Spark bill yesterday. I reckon it was six weeks late. I wait till I get the text. Yeah I got the text. that says like,

you're critically overdue, we're gonna disconnect your phone. And I go, I better pay. I still only pay the overdue amount, not like the one that's due in a week. I'd rather pay the overdue amount than pay on time for some reason. Another way to tell if your friends are rich, this person said, is if you just blatantly ask them,

are you rich? And they go, we're comfortable. Comfortable means filthy. Filthy rich. This one from Brenda, I know you are gonna have the horn for this, my darling. Having a ninja slushy. Oh my god. The slushy machines at home.

One of my friends has one of these. Yeah, they're in like theme parks and stuff, but you can make your own like margaritas, like slushy marks at home when you have friends over. You would still be drunk when you come to work the next day if you had that at home. You could not be trusted with that. It's like having a frozen coke and then pouring tequila in the top.

Oh. Oh, I'd be in trouble. Jalapenos. Have we mentioned the one about the kitchenware yet? Oh, that's hilarious from Brittany. So, you know your mate is rich when their glass and kitchenware matches. Matches? Yeah!

That's so true. that's so true. That's so true. We're all trying, we're shooting for the stars. Yes. Oh my God, our drawer, our glass drawer is decrepit. It's like 35 different designs at all different heights. It's so foul, it's so poor. Oh, this one's taking shots at you Ash.

When they want to stop at the organic health shop for snacks. Yeah, that's me, that's the only thing I spend my money on pretty much. Oh and who's got their washer and dryer in a designated laundry area? Oh no ours is in the hallway. Hallway? Yeah there's like a slider in front of it but it's in the hallway. Oh but it's slid away out of sight. Oh you haven't just thrown it in the garage.

She's like I have a door in front of it that slides to hide it. A laundry cupboard! Do you not just thrown it in the garage? She's like, I have a door in front of it that slides to either. A laundry cupboard! Do you not just put it in the garage? I don't have a garage. Oh, I was trying to set her up there, Dan. Yes, I did. This one's come through a couple of times. They own a thermomix.

That's rich. My sister-in-law has two, because she's got four kids, and she likes to have them going concurrently. How? Two? They're like, they're all grand each other. Oh, I think they're like, yeah. Two and a half. I likes to have them going concurrently. How? Two? They're like four grand each are they? Oh I think they're like... Two and a half or something.

He talked to my mum, she knows. Like mum keeps... Every time we go around Femme Vende she goes, made this and then we go Femme Mix. We know mum. We'll just assume unless... Unless you specify. Everything is made in the Femme Mix.

I want one so badly. You know they're rich when they shop at Briscoe's when there's no sales. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was in labour while they were... And we thought that was ridiculous at open. I always thought who would get arrested while they were... No it happened. ...in the partner's community. Last week, yeah, dude got in fisty cuffs at Burger King and then was in jail for 11 months. 11 months. Made the first birthday.

Yeah. What a great dad. A true hero. You don't remember much before your one. No. And the mum doesn't need help for that first year. It's really easy. That's the easiest part isn't it?

They're always sleeping. And you're just sleeping and you feel great. Let's go vegan and see how she feels about that statement. Nicole joins us on the phone. What was your partner doing while you were in labour? Good morning. My partner was asking me for coins for the snag machine. So I was in active labour, so I was just about to push the baby out and he asked me if I had any coins on me, which was obviously I didn't. Well, it feels, I mean, I don't always love asking this question, but what were you wearing at the time?

So I was in the bath. I was in the bath. Do you usually keep your coins? Is that what you're on your body? Is that your bodily orifice? Um, so I was in the bath. I was in the bath. Do you usually keep your coins? In your bodily orifice? Yeah, I've got some under my left boob just in case. Nicole, isn't this just so typical of men though?

They just, like, it's just like, all they can think about is their immediate need right now in this moment. He needed a pack of chips from the vending machine. Yeah, he says, like, oh, I'm that hungry. We've been here for a while. Have you got any coins on you? I'm like, no, no, no. I am naked.

Yes. When he found coins, did he at least ask if you wanted anything, if you were hungry or peckish? Oh, I think I clocked out after that point. I just didn't know what to say. You left him. You're like, I'm leaving you. He just went and found, like, he was putting his hands down the back of all the sofas and chairs.

In the hospital waiting room. I just want some CCs. Oh, man. Thanks for that. You, it's gotta be first kid. Because there's no excuse. There are very rarely other excuses in the first instance, but you're not doing that twice, surely. Brittany, what happened to you?

Well the night I went into labour my mum decided to head out on a date. Okay was your mum gonna be like your birth support like were you hoping to have your mum there during labour? Yep yeah so I had my partner my mum and my mother-in-law with me. Nice. And she said, sort of just text me when you're ready. I said, okay, I'll text you when I'm ready. I called her six times and she didn't believe me. I said, okay, mum, come on, like this is getting a bit of a joke. We need to go to the hospital. So my brother went to go pick her up.

And I proceeded to get Snapchat of her making out with this guy all in labour. Amazing. Oh my goodness. And then, so we managed to make it to the hospital with her in tow, drunk. So to say that labouring for six hours with her was drunk was a bit of amusement. But they're still together four years later. That was going to be my question. Something obvious. Yeah. Wow.

Because imagine if it was just one date and you're like you pretty much weren't even lucid for the birth of my child because of one date you went on with some rando but you did find true love in the end. Yeah that's a good thing. Someone's text her in we've got this before Laura said that her husband complained of having a sore tummy while she was in labour. That comes through quite a bit. Yeah about men complaining about something that hurts on their body while their brother's in labor. It's got to be a joke. No. It has to be a joke. That is. Look at that text that just comes out. I feel like it's so good that we need to keep it for next week. Well we've got to go to a song.

That's hilarious. If you want to weigh in, I'll weight under the edge. Oh my god you keep thinking we've done it all we're just gonna get repeated stuff. Nah. No. It's an endless well of stories. Surely men cannot disappoint us any more than they already have yet. Oh, they do, Ash, they do. Sophie's got a story morning. Hey, how you going?

What happened to you, my darling? I was in labour. Yeah. I sort of played it off a little bit. And yeah, he was out playing golf and sort of didn't make it and came home and started driving to the hospital and baby came out. And he missed it.

And he missed it. Yeah, sort of. Wow. I mean, who's playing golf? Murder Adrian. Yeah, but the only way I think you cut the guy slack is if the baby came like a month early. You know, and you didn't know.

You still gotta live your life and you're out doing it. Do you know how long a round of golf takes? Like even if you're playing nine holes, that's two hours. It can take two to three hours, yeah. So he said two hours, he's got a phone on him. Yeah, yeah. But there's no excuse. You're right, if you're getting close to,

anywhere close to the due date, you just have to phone on you 24-7. Hayley, what was your partner doing while you were in labour? Asking to eat my dinner and huffing my gas. Oh! It's like, I'm gonna have some of that. It's a bit of fun, the gas is a bit of fun.

He's like, this is actually quite a vibe, this whole book stuff. Free food? I did the same thing, hey, I was out at the second on the gas, having a great time, and then eventually my wife looked at me and goes, that's enough now. I went, okay, I've had enough.

I'd be too nervous I'd use it all, and then she doesn't have any. Or is it an endless amount? I don't know. I didn't get through the whole tank unfortunately. I think my husband also got a spinal block when I had my C-section. Can you give me an epidural? I don't feel anything below my waist either.

Pending over, just pull these top up and you go doc. Until you see the needle and then no one is volunteering to have that. And then the anesthetisticed for the second spinal block. That's three, four grand. You don't want two of them. Just kidding. Finally, Nicole, you've got a story for this too. Nicole.

Oh, sorry. That's you. Sorry, that's my fault. Nicola. Oh, sorry. Good morning. Morena. Yeah. It's alright, good morning. Good morning. Yeah, when I was born, or when my mum was in labour with me, she had been on bed rest

in hospital because she had like pre-eclampsia. Yes. And so when she went into labour, they couldn't find my dad, she gave birth to me, still couldn't find my dad. She gave birth to me, still couldn't find my dad and it turns out that he was having an affair with one of the nurses at the hospital and two days after I was born she obviously met up with him at her flat and she was like oh yeah by the way your wife gave birth, gave birth a couple of days ago and yeah. So he rocks up to the hospital and yeah, in my, and then when he saw me there,

because I was quite a big baby, I didn't look like a newborn. And so he was like, whose baby is this? Like, my mom. Yeah, my goodness, babe. My mom, god, just absolutely wild. Yeah. Do you still have contact with him out of interest?

Well, not really. Wow. You're like, for a radio answer? Not really. And this text takes it out. When I was at the start of my labour, my partner asked if I wanted to do the thing that got me into this situation in the first place. To quote, relieve some pain.

Oh my god! We've actually heard it all now. That wins. No! How you doing? She's like, I'm in a lot of pain. I'm not in the mood. And no woman is surprised.

That's my new high water mark now. Yeah. Oh my god. Maybe he heard that it can like bring on labour. And he thought it was being helpful. We're already there though. That's gotta go in the book. that's gotta go in the book. That's gotta go in the book.

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