The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW poo in the work fridge

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London as they navigate another week filled with laughs, shocking confessions, and tales of weekend hangovers. From Clint's surprise at finding cash in his old pants to Dan's embarrassing premiere night, and Ash London's outrageous in-office confession, there's no shortage of entertainment. Plus, hear from listeners with their own hilarious hangover stories and discover the little things that bring joy. Tune in for a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and interactive challenges! 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Banter02:28 Britney Spears and Celebrity Gossip04:42 Listener Call-Ins and Personal Stories17:00 Financial Confessions and Relationship Dynamics30:12 Lord Confessionals and Ticket Giveaways39:40 Scandalous Auction: Taylor Swift's Note40:18 Liam Payne's Memorabilia: Worth the Price?43:05 Dan's Embarrassing Premier Experience47:29 Hit the Spot: Musical Challenges53:46 Roadside Drug Tests: New Measures57:36 Hungover Horrors: Worst Experiences01:10:04 The Little Things: Moments of Joy

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, pissed off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. B.H. Bricky. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. It's harder in Auckland. Good morning. We're back again.

I hope you're well rested after a busy, busy weekend. Five Mondays until Christmas. Yep. Are you choking me? Oh, no. This is, if you don't count today, there's five. five more. This is like six. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, that's better. But after, now, as soon as the day comes, I'm not counting it. My husband did the ultimate, like, dumb thing yesterday, went, found Buddy's dream present from us on Trade Me. There's really rare octanauts gups that you wanted. Oh, he didn't, he didn't. Gave it to him. Early.

To yesterday. Oh, what a rookie. Everybody couldn't breathe. Couldn't breathe. He was like, oh, oh, these are the ones I wanted. These are, like, losing his mind. Then he goes, imagine what I'm getting. For Christmas, I'm doing this in November.

And I'm looking at Adrian, like, are you on drugs, bro? That's on you. Rookie era. Rookie era. My goodness, me. Because it is great when you know you've nailed the gift. It's all wrapped us under the tree and you're like, I can forget about you. Has anybody done?

Is anybody that organized, though, that have got their Christmas presents all packed under the tree? I bet there is someone out there listening right now. My kids have bought presents for each other. And they're under the tree already. With your money? No, with theirs. Shut up. That's the sweetest thing in the whole world.

Yeah, they get pocket money from all the sponsored posts they're involved in. Funny, but true. It's millennials. Are they going to open the Christmas post and go, Dad, did you need us to film this for content? No, that happened once. You know, it did. And I was like, no, buddy, that's just, you can just open that.

That's just for us. I'm very enjoying. Yeah, because this Christmas brought you by Sarah V. Everybody gets moisturiser. My daughter wouldn't be upset about that, to be fair. She loves some good skincare. Yeah, yeah. My son might be harder to convince.

All right, let's get into it. Another chance for you to win. A thousand bucks, easy money again all this week. And also tickets to Lord. If you want to confess your sins, Lord's Confessional. Yeah. With like the actual Lord and, you know. Be hot tickets to go to Lord.

I think they'll be almost sold out now, so these might be the only ticket you can. Yeah, we're going to give you a chance at seven. But if you want to get your confession in early, just text it through to us, man. 334. All right, let's kick it off. What a way to start the day. You're welcome on September. Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. About to jump into our 6am throwback, us versus the playlist. I'm not going to throw the playlist right now because I think as soon as we do, it'll deter us from suggesting anything because I think it'll be hard to beat the playlist today. Well, there's actually not many options, to be honest, Clint. The only thing I've found that's sort of remotely what we could play

is Britney Spears on this day in 2003 over 20 years ago was the youngest star to get a star on the Celebrity Walk of Fame ever. That's nice. I'm going to talk about Brittany and Scandal today. She's hanging out with her famous friends. Yeah, it was nice. I think there's a lot to love about it. I wonder if when you have famous friends over and they're filming stuff,

you have to be like, hey, not for social, especially you, Brit, because, you know, your socials get a lot of attention at the moment. Yeah, but no one's attention gets more than, no one gets more attention on their social than the cadetrian. That's true. I do worry about Brittany, and a lot of people go, let her be, do what she wants. Go on her social and have a look, and you tell me that she's... Doesn't need a conservator. No, not a conservator, but I think she needs some help.

Oversight, yeah. Well, that's maybe why the Kardashians set aside some time in their weekend to be like, come hang with us, girl. Yeah, it's nice of them. Let's have some alcohol-free rosé in hang. Some final time. If that's what it was, then good on the Kardashians. I really hope that's.

Lenny Kravitz performed over the weekend. He looked out. He looks so cool, eh. Like, I don't know how all that dude is. 61. I was going to say he's pushing 60. Yeah, he over the weekend. He's had work done, eh, must have.

He's just the cool... I mean he's just the cool... I mean we're... Really? Yeah, they were together. Before Keith Urban. Oh, way before. Like, after Tom Cruise. Oh, I don't think I would want my new girlfriend

to have been with Lenny Kravitz before me. Lenny Kravitz would do some freaky stuff, hey? Yeah, definitely. We'd be a very generous lover, I reckon. You'd be generous. You'd be generous. If you'd be like, you just lie down, girl. Let me just take care of this. You're going to go into space. I'm going to send you to Mars.

All right, well, I'm already calling that. We lose to the playlist. Well, they were engaged Nicole Kidman. Really? As if we're not playing bye-bye-bye. In sync, right? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. That is your 6am throwback.

Time now for a little bit of a coffee catch-up. Just a little whip around, see what each other's been up to. Yeah. Oh, Ash and I had a wonderful evening on Saturday night, Clint. Which we're going to talk about later in the show. Oh, really? That sounded sexual, it wasn't. We spent the night together.

Mm-mm. I got a nice text from my mum after we had like bring your parents to work day on Friday Remember they came and they sat in from like 7.30 semi-quietly behind the scenes till the end of the show Can I just say she brought in some chutney?

Yep My mum has raved about Christine's chutney I've already eaten half the jar Oh yeah, it was made in her thermomix You have to say that I think after everything that mum makes and gives But it makes it like, Mum, we always know.

We always know. But it makes it less achievable to anyone. If you go, oh, I'd love to get the recipe. You need a thermomix. So for just the $2,700 outlay, you too can have chutney. You better just to buy bulk of it. They're not cheap. But you can make anything from chutney to espresso martinis.

Does it all? Mom tells me. But you guys must have said some nice things about me behind my back, which was lovely, because I got this text from, Mom. Am I going to cry? I think I'm going to cry. What's the 14th? So it was a Friday night at like 10.30 p.m.

So she must have been thinking on a couple of words. Yeah, I think so. Hi, Clint. Made in the thermomix, by the way. She'd fermenting it. Rose. Heromics. My only Brenda lives with my mum and dad.

So she said, I've been telling Aunie Brenda about it. I visit to the studio today. Dad and I are so proud of you. I don't think the average person knows just how clever you are. just listening to your co-host today told us just how much they love and appreciate you. I don't think you got your brains from Dad and I, unfortunately.

Dan was saying that you're the best anchor in New Zealand. How cool is that? Dan doing the Pinocchio nose. Still nice to lie in front of my parents. Love you, Clint. Dad and I are so proud of both of our sons and families. Each of our grandchildren have their own unique personalities.

How lucky are we with our sons, daughter-in-laws and grandchildren. Love you, Mom. I love that she made it fair, just the tasty show. She's like, we're also proud of Peppin, so don't get your hopes up. You're still not the faith. Honestly, mum, yeah, 100%. That's why I get so much, like, outrage when something isn't fair or something isn't 50-50

because I was just brought up like that. So then I'm like, oh, whoa, hold on, you can't do that. And, you know? That's lovely. You know what, we are lucky to have you, Clint. You are the best in the country. Absolutely. After Mike Peru, obviously, he is the goat.

But, I mean, but, yeah, no, I've been. It was lovely to have the parents soon. It was. It was cool. Mike Peru gets a lot of airtime on this show. He does. He's like the callers mentioned in my life. Yeah, I know. Produce the Neps.

Man, I was smashing, like, fish chowder the whole weekend, and it was just brilliant. Like, it was so yummy, too. Oh, that's good, because, yeah, I said to Neeps. Oh, you're in a house full of boys. There was quite a bit of seafood chowder left, so I said, I made in the thermomics. And I said, none of my flatmates touched a bit of it. That was all mine. If you guys all chipped in for a thermomix,

it only costs you guys about $500, $500 each. Oh, I have to look at a packet. No dramas. Desper for one. Yeah, that's so cool. Apparently, I think it's just pretty much as like a recipe book, but it'll pop up on a digital screen and go, now put this in.

Yeah, my husband could do it. Because you can't cook for shy. Maybe that's the investment. Like, you just go, if your husband's like, I don't really know how to cook, it's like, it literally tells you what to put in, you put it in, shut it. And I'll have to do the washing up,

but I'm not at, I'm not... Until they make something you do no prep because I asked your mum and she was like, you still have to chop some stuff up. I want to put like a whole cow in and come out with like a curry or a whole fish.

A lot of the times that will do the chopping for you. Yeah, well... Just not for everything. Okay. Yeah. And you'd have to... I don't know how much a thermomix would be

that can fit a cow in, but probably more than the 2,700. It'd be a big-ass thermics. Yeah, that's an industrial thermics. All right, this is our favourite time in the morning. When we find out whether or not Ash knows what's happening in Scandal next. I do.

I already teased it I said Britney Spears and the Kardashians hanging out so do you think it's like a Kardashian's inviting her over or like when you were a kid used to invite yourself over

and your mum would go we'll discuss it next in scandal don't cut my lunch Oh you know who invited who Yep She will find out next Clint Also Tracy's text I want to know what the chutney recipe is she used

So first of all you need $2,700 Mixed that in Clint McGee and Dan Lesh, go Gossip and entertainment Scandal Clint meg and Dan

with Ash London Scandal We talk a lot on this show about Britney Spears and how often we feel like she just needs a friend She's just come

A friend who's been there done that, bit wiser than her to just go Come on babe You know Like we got you And over the weekend

It was so lovely To see her hanging out With Kim and Chloe Kardashian So I got a bit of audio here The three of them

are just in a bed together, a bed that then goes on to start vibrating. And Brittany's like, what is going on in here? Here's the audio. We're just chilling. And our geriatric bed. This bed vibrates. What the f***? What the f***.

Stop, baby. Do one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. One, one, two, three, three, four. She's Corey rocking. Six, seven, and eight. Okay, split, split. What is up with? Britney's accent.

She does that often when she's having mental episodes. They're the past. She goes into an English accent. Do you? She used to do that, like, when she shaved her head. Because she was, like, on a boat a couple of posts ago, and she started doing this weird British accent and stuff. People were jumping off, and I was like, what are you up to you? I know.

To you, Brittany. So, yeah, she was hanging out with them, and she said, such a warm, beautiful, kind family. Thank you for allowing me to play with your kids and dinner. It was an honour to spend time with you guys. Happy holidays. Have you listened to Taylor Swift's song like a life of a showgirl, knowing that it's about Taylor Swift?

I mean, the strong... I mean, I'm a Britney Spears. Sorry. Yeah, so there's a strong rumor that it's about Britney Spears and there's a whole load of photographic evidence of Taylor Swift with Britney Spears and they correlate to the lyrics within the song. Of course they do.

And so it's actually really close. So if you listen to it. For those they don't know, what's the premise of the song? It's basically that Taylor Swift went along to a concert by an artist called Kitty. Yeah. And waited outside the door and she came out and Taylor Swift gave her a bouquet of flowers.

Yeah. And the singer told her that she should, like, she doesn't know the life of a showgirl, basically. But it's very close to what you see Britney Spears going through now. How frustrating when you, like, write a song and let's say you do this, like, subliminal message that runs all the way through and no one worked it out? You'd be like, no.

They'll always work it out for Taylor. That will always figure it out. Listen to it again and think of it as Britney Spears. It's a very sad song to listen to it if you think about it in that way. Maybe more annoying, though, people work it out and then Taylor's like no there was nothing to work it out it's not about Brittany in the world it's kind of the same as

the song we're playing now lucky it's the same premise everyone thinks she has everything in the world but she's so lonely and sad her life said why do these tears come at night and I will say this a lot of hate for Britney Spears and saying

she was never a great performer and stuff I see a lot of these comments all the time I saw her in Vegas maybe 10 years ago and it was incredible. She was a great performer. She's given us so much of her life and her effort and her art, we will always owe Brittany.

So what was the demise then? What was the moment where she went from being able to just continue to do shows night after night after night to now being unable to hold her own exit? That's a mental health battle, isn't it? Like you keep it together until you have a breakdown. And then many people will never recover. I think her relationship

with K-Fed was a lot of that time period. She started going off the rails. No, we'll never know it, I don't think. True. I feel for her. No, it's got the Kardashians, you know, offering her hand and hanging out. But you'd never know who to trust.

Yeah. And that's why someone like the Kardashians had nothing to gain from their relationship. That's who you can trust. So he was not trying to get your money or whatever because they're like, we don't need your money. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right, first call of the day next. I went under the edge if we wanted to be you.

We'll see you out of coffee for the rest of the week at Z. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First call of the day. And going to Cross Shoots this morning. Hadamaya, good morning. Yo, morning. Morning. Now, this sounds interesting because it's for work.

It says you do ab-sailing and stuff, stabilizing landslides. Wow. That's interesting. You're badass. Is that when you're driving around, like, if you're going on a long trip and you see, like, this mountain, and it's got, like, those metal, giant, almost, like, screws. into the side of them with plates is that what you do

yeah yep yep so I do all of that and build like rockfall barriers and whatnot oh when you see all the netting like the like the metal like wire almost like like if you're going to build like a chicken hutch but obviously much larger and stronger yeah pretty much

if you guys have driven through Kai Kota and looked up the cliff there yeah yeah so we do similar shit for that oh a lot of slips around the air isn't there I bet you you must do the the odd slip and then come back a week later and there's another one down the road

and you're like, for goodness sake, come, I've just fixed that one, you know? How did you get into it? Did you start, like, really liking rock climbing or did you get into it another way? It's a very unique or interesting type of profession, eh? Oh, no, I kind of just stumbled across it, eh, like a few years ago. I got a flight window cleaning, like high-rise window cleaning and stuff

and then, yeah, just down this industry and, yeah, fell a love of it. Correct me if I'm wrong, Hedemai, but the high-rise window cleaning guys or women get paid really well. Yeah, yep. Yeah, some do, some don't. But, yeah, geo is where it's at in my industry. Yeah, there's probably a little, there's a more, like, I think you probably have to have a bigger skill set

than just climbing down windows and cleaning them. I imagine there's a lot of engineering that goes into making sure Cliffstone a road and hit the road. Yeah, yeah. Do you have to have hardcore insurance? Um, yeah, I guess it's just the same as every company, eh? So, like, they thought out their insurance. Oh, yeah, it's a pile of gig.

He'd be super busy, I imagine, after, like, really bad weather. Because after all the rain and stuff, and then all the rock fall, and you'd be like, ah, it's going to be a busy Monday. Well, you know what, Hedemeyer? Yep. It's people like you that keep this country moving, and we want to thank you on behalf of New Zealand. Well, not moving.

Keeps them stabilised. Yes, but then cars can move through the roads. So cars can be. Oh, there's nothing worse if there's been a bloody slip over summer and we're all heading north and we've got to go the long way around. I'll be like, bloody here am I missed that one?

Yeah. That's what I'm going to buy it? Yeah. Thank you, bro, for all you're doing. Hopefully it'll be a nice quiet summer for you and you won't have too much going on. Yeah, we'll see you out of the voucher to go. Spend and store at Zed.

You can get amongst our ultimate pork belly and whole grain mustard pie if you want, mate. It's up to you. Spend it however you like. Oh, Roger. Derek and I can give a shout out to my Boys. Of course.

Go for it. Oh, yep. Shout out to all my boys at GSI. I hope you're the grafting hard and on the rope. Be safe out there. Sure, Kajan. Love it. That's so good.

What a guy. Yeah. Come on, bro. You hold there and grab your details. Cheers, bro. Thanks, mate. He seems like one of those dudes who I reckon would be like a real solid, like, in the group of friends, he'd be a real solid, mate.

Yeah, you'd trust him, eh? You'd trust them up those abseiling ropes. Yeah, having a hard time. You call Head, that's his nickname, He'd, give me a call. You give me a call, 1am, go, bro, I need you, and he's like, yeah, I'm getting out of bed. All right, where are you?

There's been a slip. He'd definitely be there. Yeah, you won't, obviously. It's been a slip. Come on, mate. Okay, cool. Coming up next, Nauty 640, Dan's in trouble with the misses.

Oh, yeah. And it's, I have, I can explain it, but there's some questionable transactions on my account that she's brought up. Oh, it's like a Dan's Google history, but like a finance edition. I just imagine her going through the ruler Literally that's what she does

Highlighting all of the unknown ones And then sits down on a Friday night That's my nightmare It's not usually with my personal account This is the first time she's done it Oh how rude Oh well personal account You'd be like hey hey yeah you shouldn't even have access to that

No but I wanted her to do it to go through Oh of course yeah of course you did You are so whipped Is it not even funny Yeah I definitely want to do He's like please babe push me under the thumb It's time to get naughty At 640

I've been spending too much money and it's got to the point where now it's affecting my relationship with my wife because we were talking the other day and she's like how much are you saving at the moment until we've got this thing where we should be saving each about $100 a week I haven't been saving anything

and Hannah was like show me your account and let me just see worst nightmare show me a personal account and let me just see where you're going wrong So just to clarify, you both get paid and then you have like a joint account that you'd put all money into, but then you've got your own account, which is just for Dan spending. Yeah, so my salary goes into my account, and then most of that gets sucked off into our joint account. Okay, and then I'm left with drinks.

Yeah, exactly. Well, then why don't you just also suck off another $100 to use your phrasing into the savings, and then you have what's left, rather than trying to have $100 left at the end and then it's not being there. That's the ideal situation for had a clip. but I like to spend some money. It's my money. Yeah, once it goes into your spending account, I don't think you should then be accused of also having to say so.

Also, I, like, because I think, I blame my ADHD, but I love a dopamine hit, okay? And so Hannah went through my account for the last two months, okay, just to see what she'd come up, and then she sent me an email of all the question of all transactions. She's like, this is not good enough. First one, I spent $66 in one month on the vending machine at work. Easy, easy.

$66. I was like blown away by that That makes sense That's 20 days That's three bucks You're getting one treaty a day Yeah There was four transactions

In a one and a half months At Hobby City RC cars Where I was buying batteries and wheels I had a remote control cars How's it out of batteries and wheels Already I've only had it like a few months

This was the last month But that's fun You're, that's damn And that's what I said to her I was like that's my hobby Yeah because she's not She's not going Oh you spent $300 at the bar

In the last month Because that's what you're doing doing instead. I've spent nearly $300 outside of the vending machine on lunches out. So like where I'm just like In one month? That's in a month. Yeah, fine. Then we get to the three transactions that she's highlighted

being like, what the hell are these. And it was because of the reference which I've put, because I've been paying money out of my account. Oh yeah, you always put like a furniture or something if it's something dodgy. Or trade me. Is that what you're doing? One of them says Uber-soilage fee. One of them says hemorrhoid

cream. And the third one says two guys. one cup. Oh, that's bad. You've got issues. That's on you, bro. That is on you, bro. And it's because whenever I transfer money back to my friends, like if they pay for lunch or whatever, I'll always put in some questionable reference.

If you're spoiling fees are my favourite. And also, there's nothing wrong with having hemorrhoids. That's not something to be ashamed. Someone's hit a bit of a nerve there with Ash. But what I haven't, literally? Get a vein, actually. But I always put it in thinking that it just shows up on their account. But it shows up on mine as well.

It was in fourth one that I just put sluts. Oh, that's well-played, though, from you, Dan. Because if you ever do spend money on stuff, you'll be like, oh, that's just a funny gag I have with mates. Do you know what I had once? Because my accountant would go through all my work expenditure to do my GST and stuff. And I was doing a shoot in Broken Hill,

which is like in the app act. And I had it in a Cobra and I lost it on set. And because of continuity, I needed the same hat because we're going back to film pickups. So I found a shop and I bought another a kubra. A kubra is a hat, by the way. I thought it was a snake or something. I don't know, it's like a bushman's hat,

but they're really expensive. You're thinking of a cobra. A cobra. Yeah, a kubra's different. So I had to spend $370 or something on a new akubra. Fine. It's a work expense. And then about six months later, I get the email from my account.

I said, hey, I just says a couple of things here. I'm not sure what they are, can you? and it said outback whips and leather $370. Oh, that's where the shop was. Yes. Brilliant. Outback whips and leather.

And I was like, you know, no, no. It was literally a cowboy shop. Like the whips are for the cow and the leather is for the cat. And he's like, okay, just... She's like, sure. He thought I'd gone and tried to go to some S&M shop and put it on the work card. I wouldn't even ask you.

I just thought, oh, we're not claiming that. I don't need to see the awkward email. Yeah, no, but he's very by the book called Raymond Tan. Love you, bro. So let us just be a lesson to you. Don't let this just be a lesson to you. Don't let your partner go through your accounts unless you've looked through it first and, like, flag some stuff because, man, that was an awkward conversation. Yeah, so how much money have you?

Did you spend on sluts in the end? That was $27. Oh, that's cheap. That's cheap. But the hemroid cream was 180. That's some high-grade stuff. That's right. You're getting rid of the hemorrhoys.

Yeah, I will actually. $190. $190.00, it's really good. Must be good. Yeah. Are we taking calls on? I can explain purchases that your partner found? accountant? I think so.

Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. I think something like what did you find on your partner's account or what did you find out they purchased behind your back? Yeah. And what did you buy behind their back and got caught out? And are you still getting away with it? Because I want to hear the people that

are still getting, how are you doing it? All right and we'll sort somebody out with Double Pass to our Mussie movie. Experience the Wicked Conclusion. Wicked for Good, only in cinemas on Thursday. Tickets are on out now, but we can send you along for free next. What did your partner catch your spending?

Or what are you spending money on at the moment? Your partner knows nothing about. Dan's wife went through his bank statement over the weekend. $66 on a vending machine purchases in the last month. I love that for you. And a lot of dodgy things. Well, at least if you look at the reference. I should have shares in shapes, I reckon.

The amount of money I've spent on shapes over the years. Also, sometimes it is good to go through the accounts. Like, Adrian and I hate it. But last time we did it, we realized that we were both paying for like multiple subscription services, the same one. Oh, really? So we had two Disney Plus accounts. We had like two Amazon Prime accounts.

We were like, oh my goodness. We saved like 100 bucks a month just by doing that. I also have a pension for putting in references. Pension do you? There's a bit of an apportion. For when I transfer money back to my friends, say they pay for lunch or whatever, and then I give them money. I always put in like a little cheeky reference.

So it shows up on their statement and they get embarrassed. Little did I know it also appears on mine. And Hannah found three that were like, I think there was one that said sexual favours. There was another one that was hemorrhoid cream. And Kay, you're doing the exact same thing on your statements. Morning, everyone. Morning, everybody. It's a bit of a tricky one with the boys and the partner and all of our mates who, you know,

we share our money between each other. Fair enough. And when the references come up, it's the cheeky references, you know. It's the, it's the, it's the, um, the granny nappies. It's the, you know, just a random stuff. But the problem, but, yeah, the problem with it is, though when we went to the mortgage broker and we pulled up all of our statements and you see all of these dodgy purchases for like everything that everyone, um, talked about, and you're sitting there and you're like,

oh no, they're going to see it. And so we went to the mortgage broker and they lined them all up and they're like, um, Oh, my gosh. The banks come back and they're like, all of these purchases legit, and we had to just say 100% legit. So we spent a lot of money on nabies for our granny. I mean, there was ones, you know, sexual ones and all of that,

and I'm just like, oh, no. And it was mostly my partner and her, her mates. And so she was sharing all of these gory details. And I'm like, sit in there going, what are you doing? And we're like, how much are you spending on all of these different things? And the mortgage broker just had this puzzle look on his face and was just like, it's common. It's more common than you.

Yeah, that's good. So rather than good and clean, you're like, we're just going to commit and just go, yeah, every single purchase. You see, there is legit. Sexual favours, multiple times a month, that's right. Don't judge, don't, yuck our young, baby. Money well spent. Yeah, well, I'm a bit of a joker, so I'll fully send it.

I'll send it 100% and be like, yes, that was her. Yes, that was me. It was fun raising money for the kids But, you know, it's just, it was just funny And then two more embarrassed than I am Hey Kay I think, I think it's more common than you think Like he says

Yeah Kay, do you want to hit along to one of our wicked Preview screenings before everybody else If you're free Wednesday If not, I'll give you a general pass to go Check it out whenever you're like Oh, general pass will be good I'd like to take my daughter

And she's a huge follow of edge So let's go Oh, wicked All right bro, we'll send you a double of the new Wicked movie out in cinemas on Thursday, bro. Enjoy that. Martin, you're spending craploads on tools in general? Yes, good morning, team.

Yeah, how much are you spending on tools a month? Oh, that wouldn't be cheap. Yeah, I think my life's the thing, but back home, it was quite a bit of thinking title. It was one over 400K, back in South Africa. And then over here, we never used to get receipts in the post. in South Africa.

We had a little book and I'll snap on dealer would just give that to us and we'd just sign it off in the book and keep the book in our trolley. Oh my good.

And over here I bought two grand worth of tools and kept that in the trolley I was going to tell my wife and then a few weeks later receipt popped up in the post and she got that first.

Wait so she spewed when she realized you spent two grand on tools you over here like few at least you didn't know what I spent in South Africa. Oh my God. Oh, God.

We'll just believe that South African dollars are... If Martin's on site and he needs a tool for something, he doesn't have it, you'd be livid. You spend that much money on tools, and there's still things that you need. That's my nightmare, receipts coming in the post. Yeah. I mean, I prefer to come into my email and my email only. Because sometimes, if I'm honest, I'll buy something for Adrian and I'll lie to him about the price. You get a secret post office box.

You might need another bank, because Stephanie says the same thing as my bank. I'm with Westpac. She's with ASP. She said they leave you have different references for you and them So what you put on them on their bill versus yours can be different That's good for the pranky ones Yeah Prank them and not you

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You'd do exactly what I'd do if I won the thousand bucks a spending spree good on you. Yeah. You deserve it, babe. Well, it's a good omen because today, Janine, your letter is J. J for Janine. It's your letter, man.

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You should be very proud of that. Smart lady. How much was it? Seven. You got seven and passed two, so you almost got to the 10th one. Yeah. No, okay then. I'd take yourself on a spending spree now just to celebrate. It'll be using your own money. We've got to do it anyway. Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics in Z.

Back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play for a grand in the hand. But we've got tickets to give away to Lord next with our Lord Confessionals. If you've got something to confess, we'll take our favourite confession and give you a double pass to Lord. I've got something to confess that might actually kick me off. It might make me the anti-hero of the... What's the word? The villain of the office. Oh, really?

Yeah, it's pretty bad. Really bad. Clint Megan Tan. Your chance to get your hands on tickets to Lord's. Dear Lord, baby, Jesus. Or does our brothers to the South follow you, Jesus. So every single day this week, we've got a double pass for you to see Lord. Next year in either Auckland or Christ Church.

So all you have to do a step into our Lord's confessional. Confess your darkest, funniest or most outrageous secrets to us. And one brave soul will be forgiven and rewarded with a double past to Lord. When I pitched this idea, I'd imagine we would have a priest in studio. Oh, yeah. You know, and he'd come in and then the people would... But I don't think we have the budget for a priest, unfortunately. Because the Catholic Church haven't got enough money.

No. I don't think a lot of priests would come in and do that for free, don't they? Do they get paid per confession? I don't know. How much do priests get paid? I think they just get room and bored or something. I don't actually know that's a great question, whether it's like a salaried position or they do it just free ACOM.

Well, we don't think that you should do anything that we're not prepared to do. So we were like, right, to kick it off, being first day. one of us should confess something and Ash said before the show ever started I've got something that's going to make you think much less of me I regret it already. And we were like, okay great we'll wait till seven and here we are.

As you know over the weekend I'm doing my gut microbiome test so it's a it's a feces sample, it's a bestool sample and you send it off to a lab and they investigate it and find out all the everything that's going on on your gut, the fauna the bacteria the pathogens

I couldn't think of anything worse Well, because your health is in your gut. I know, but the fact that you're doing it out of, like, I'd only even do a stool sample if I had to, if I maybe had cancer or something. I'm paying a lot of money to do this. You're paying to do it? A lot of money, correct.

So you had to do it on a Sunday night or a Monday morning because it has to be curried off Monday morning. But of course, I'm at work. I can't be doing this at work. You know, it took a long time because you have to do three some. You have to do it into a tray and then put one into this vial and another vial and three vials. And how long?

I'd love to know the logistics on it. Like, do you squat over the tray? Do you want me to tell you? I don't know that's too far. Nah, Dan can find out off here. Okay. I'll use my imagination. And even then I don't really want to be doing that.

I'm imagining that you just do it over the... Yep. So I got all the vials and then you kind of put it in a bag and then you put it in a wrapping in another bag and then you seal it up in a sealed, padded bag. All sealed? With one of those like warning signs on the front? Is it C-through?

Can you see it? No. Oh, no, no, no. And then you have to put it in the mail bag. So it's now in the mail bag. Imagine whatever, whoever is the person that has to receive that career. And they'll be like, yeah, there's another career parcel for you. And when we get that at work, we're like, oh, PR pack. They'll be like, oh, someone else's feces.

There's something for you in the mail room, Clint? Well, it's arriving via courier to this specific lab. They know everything that's coming in is poo's always. We should send them something that is just like a little treaty. Oh, like, thanks for looking through my poo. Some chocolate fudge or something. No, no, something else. Something fun, because they never get fun past.

So I haven't even got to my confession yet, guys. The thing is, in order, so I have to pop up afterwards and take this to the post office to get picked up by the courier. But you have to keep it refrigerated. So I've put my poo in the work for it. You're petting me. The food fridge. No.

You could have just had it. You could have had it. I'm reporting her to health and safety. Just put it in one of those cooling packs with like a... Oh, that would have been better. Yeah, just leave it in the car! It's in a post bag, and then I've put it in a canvas bag and put it in the fridge.

No, you cannot. What, so it's out in the work fridge next to my curry that I put in there this morning? Don't get those mixed up? I've got to keep it cool. I paid a lot of money for this test. I paid a lot of money for that curry on Saturday night that's left over. Oh, my God.

Yuck. And Ash would be winning. the double pass. That's how that game works. Oh no. You know that that is a fireable offense, putting your poo in the fridge? Well, I don't know if it is,

but if it's not on the list, it should be. There are seven levels of, like, containment before you get to the sample. Okay, right. Step into our Lord Confessional. Tell us your darkest, funniest or most outrageous secret. And you can be going to Lord for free in either Auckland or Christchurch next.

People texting that can't be true Yeah it is I'm suddenly not hungry now I don't want my lunch And we got your tickets to go and see Lord In Auckland or Christchurch next year Dear Lord baby Jesus Or is our brothers

In South call you Jesus What's up from? That's so funny Is it Teledega Nights Yeah it must be Sounds like something I think it is I think it's the next whipped it together

But does sound Talladega Nightsy I think it's been there around the dinner table And they've got all the like KFC and stuff Yeah Oh sweet baby Jesus Yeah yeah yeah I think it is spread like that right now.

All right, if you want to go and catch Lord, you just have to step into our Lord Confessional and tell us your darkest, funniest or most outrageous secret, and one brave soul will be forgiven and sent a double pass. We're going to catch Lord next year. Now, this must be a good secret because they want voice disguiser

and a fake name. Good morning, Jane. Good morning. Good morning. Okay, a double pass to Lord's toy is up for grabs is you've got a deep dark confession. confess a safe place baby listen we don't judge go for it yeah so what happens was this is way back so i was working as a saxist behind my partner's back and working his sex worker behind your

partner's back oh my goodness yeah and he actually came to my workplace asking for me and i ran out to do by the back door. Not a euphemism. No. Okay. Wait, so he found out about the side hustle and then came to your place of work and then you escaped.

So does he know about it now or have you managed to kind of keep it a secret? And you're still together or you broke up? I managed to keep. We were still together. But yeah, I managed to keep it underwent. Wow. So what did he, so he must have gone to you, I know you're a sex work or whatever. I went to your work.

What did you say? No, did he know you're a sex worker? He came asking for her. He didn't just go coincidentally to a place where he could have some time and then goes, what the heck is my girlfriend doing work in here? No, he suspected that it was me. Okay, right. And we went home and then, obviously,

and I actually turned it around him because I said that, oh, I saw you browsing this app on your computer. but you've got some explanation. Jay, it sounds like a very healthy relationship here in battle. Oh, good on you. Ha, ha, ha, but he doesn't know. Yeah, but it's real work, it's valid work. There's nothing to be ashamed of, I mean.

Okay, well, there's another person that's called through. You think you've got relationship issues. You hear stuff like that, and you go, yeah, I'm going to crap. Yeah. Carl, does this other person need a voice disguise, or are they all right? Okay, so let's go to Shania. Good morning. Hello, how are you?

What's your confession, my darling? Um, so when, this is when I was far younger, I, um, my friend and I, I had the next boyfriend who was cheating on me and my friend and I put nails in his tires, but only three of the tires, so he couldn't claim insurance. What do you mean? Why couldn't he claim insurance? Explain that to me, darling? So apparently if you, there's three, if you have three deflated tires, you can't claim insurance for all of the tires. Why? Why? That's a loophole. Why? They're all popped. Yeah. Yeah. So they were all popped. and he'd thought that he'd just run over some nails,

but he didn't. So, you know, that'll teach him for cheating. So who do we reward? The secret sex worker? Well, there's someone that's putting nails in people's car tires. No, we're not rewarding. We're forgiving. Oh, yes, that's true.

It's a little confession so we can forgive. Unfortunately, unlike the Lord, we can't forgive everyone. We only get to forgive one person a show. Look, I feel like Shania's, like, both are a bit cheeky. I think Shanai's is more a bit of fun And he did a wrong first He was a cheater

He was a cheater You know So I think maybe we forgive Shania Because it's even Stevens So my mum was wrong Two wrongs can make a right Why don't Shania you're going to Lord Thank you

Congrats It feels weird Like the priest's going All right forgive you And here's a double pastor lord Go and enjoy her show We asked you to call through Yeah, I don't know, say some Hail Mary's or something, isn't that what they say?

Praise the Lord. All right. Congratulations, enjoy that. Next year, when Lord is doing a gig in Oakland and Christ Church. Back again tomorrow. You've got something to confess, we could be sending you to Lord as well. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal.

Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London. So originally, I thought this was, um... Drop that bed down, please. Yeah. Originally, I thought this was for charity, It seems that it's not. It's just a normal auction.

So what's happened is, can you stop? Oh, still? You want to keep it down the whole time? Yeah, when she stops talking, Clitle just bring it up. Here you go. So a couple of years ago at the Jingle Ball, which is like a big UK kind of concert

where heaps of different artists come and kind of do a couple of songs. It's kind of like a festival for pop, really, isn't it? Yeah. So Liam Payne was performing. He just put out a new song, and Taylor Swift was also performing, and she sent him a little note. and it's so cute.

It's like a little envelope and she's written Liam and cursive writing with stars and then she's dated it and it has like official stationary with her name at the top Taylor Swift. And she said,

Liam, long time, no see. I'm so excited for you. You're crushing it out there. I'm obsessed with Bedroom 4. That was his new single. It's so cool to see you again. I'm always cheering you on.

Good luck tonight. She's good like that, eh, with that. She's a legend. So he's passed it onto an associate who's passed it onto a associate. Some person has ended up with this handwritten note in their hands.

They are now auctioning it off for between 5 and 10,000 pounds. That's what they think. I don't know if I'd spend that. Because I know, like, I suppose when someone passes, I imagine family, friends go through all the stuff

that, you know, so that everyone's got a piece and something to remember them by it. But then it's like the stuff that's left over, where you normally go, oh, give it to the Salvation Army or, you know, whatever. I suppose if you're famous, you don't do that, you go, auction it off, whatever. So there must be a bunch of things that, even family

and friends were like, well, what would you do with it? And now that he's passed on, And I think people are like, well, I don't feel bad getting rid of this now because he's not here to be like, hey, how did you get that? Yeah. Which is so bad. But like, what would you do with it? Like, it would it be weird framing it and putting up in your house?

If it wasn't to you, yeah. It's not to you. Unless your name was Liam. It's like buying something that's autographed by a celebrity, but they've made it out to Derek, you know, or something. And it's not even you. So what's the point having it? So, look, it's a strange one. It's not even got a charity, which makes me sad.

I actually don't know. Oh, I would have thought the auction was. No, that's the thing. It's ended up in someone's hands and they've thought, okay, well Liam's passed on and can sell this now. I don't think any Taylor Swift fans

are going to be bidden on that, personally. I mean, she's touched it though, so there'll be some famous, like some people that are like that. Unless people will buy it to think that in 50 years it might be worth something, you know, put it away. But anyway, if you want to go,

it's at omega auctions. Bidda.comaukes.com. If you've got a spare 10,000 great British pounds. I mean, if you've got a spare $10,000 to spend on a note that's not to you, you're too rich. You were too rich Well I said to Dan

What would you buy of Liam's That might be left over When the songs pan He goes oh Futsper Did he say all his undies And we were like that's weird I asked Ash and she said she wouldn't buy them But I think there'd be people out there that would

Of course they wouldn't buy Liam Baines Used underwear I wouldn't even buy Richie Marnes used underwear I was just a test You can't Okay Yeah well done

Meanwhile what are you playing with a foot spa I don't know I'd probably 50 bucks Depends if he used it But I don't go up to 80 if he'd used it And then when your guests come over, you go, do you like a Liam Payne's foot for a Swastewspah? Yeah, Liam. Liam Payne had his foot feet in there once.

He used it once. 80 bucks, that's a bargain, mate. If you get a chance to buy a Liam Payne foot spa for 80 bucks. Buy now. A foot spa? Who's buying there, mate? Yeah. Dan got invited to the Wicked Premier Premier.

Because the Premier is tonight. Somehow he got invited to a Premier two days before that. But then embarrassed himself in front of everybody. Yeah, Ash was involved as well. She was part of it. I was the embarrassed part. Not the embarrassing party. Here she goes, she's going to try and wash her hands,

but her hands are as filthy as mine. Okay? What color? It involves Ash, myself, and the hottest man in the world, Jonathan Bailey. Yeah, official People's Hot People's... He wasn't there. Wow. You'll find out.

You're going to find out. He wasn't. All right, our Dan's been embarrassing in front of the public. Yeah. Well, no, it's fine. Let me explain this one, babe. So Dad and I got invited to the Premier Premier, Premier. premiere so like the first people in the country to see wicked for good we are both huge wicked

fans and that was a surprise because you guys didn't know you're going to see the movie right because the premiere we all thought is tonight it was coined as like a dinner and then a night of surprises we didn't even know all we knew is that we were meeting at a beautiful restaurant at like 435 o'clock and then it was going to be six hours you know seven hours so we were like okay we're like hopefully we'll be saying the film anyway we had the most amazing like five-course meal French champagne, cocktails. And you have a couple of drinks and you start to get a bit like open, excited.

You were other people who are excited to see the film, you start to rile each other up. There was like 10 of us there, Clint. Let me paint the picture. Mainly women, two, I think, gay guys and me. I was this already straight guy there. Oh, right, okay. And he was the most excited to see we get out of everybody in attendance.

Yeah, it was a joy. Yes. So we finished dinner and then, we are on our way to, so we've come out, and then Uber's pick us up. And I overhear the Uber's where we're going, and it's a beautiful cinema. So I'm like, okay, we're going to go see the film. So we hop into the car and I'm thinking, what a great surprise. We're seeing the film before everybody else.

Daniel Webby, however, a couple of LP French Champagne's in thinks, no, it's not just the film, there's another surprise. And this is, I recorded this audio. This is Daniel Webby philosophising as to what he thinks we're in for. Okay, yep, you can play. We're currently on route from where we're having dinner to the silky order.

Now, we're probably going to watch the movie. That's a cinema if you don't know. Yeah, okay, it's a cinema. So it's obviously going to be the movie. The movie, yes. But the rumour is, Jonathan Bailey, sexiest man in the world's going to be there. Is that the rumor or is that what we've made up at our mind?

I don't think it's happening. I didn't start the rumor. Yes, you did. I did. He was texting his mom. He was texting Hannah. He was texting Meg, letting them know, poor Jonathan Bailey is going to be here. So were there three gay guys there?

Or only two? He was so excited because he thought People Magazine's sexiest man at the year was going to fly to Otero. And instead of making a big hoo-ha, no, no, no, they're going to bring him into a cinema for 12 Kiwis at 11 p.m. at night on a Saturday. And that's the best use of Jonathan Bailey's time. Imagine him selling that to him. So someone else said oh Jonathan wasn't at the Singapore

Premier because he's flying to New Zealand. I picked that up. I was texting my mum going, remember us, Jonathan's coming. And the thing was, we recorded that video in the car. There was a lady in the car that had organised the whole event. She would have been sitting there being like, of course he's not. Loved expectations.

We watched a film. I'm not allowed to say It's under embargo, but we watch the film and then we leave and we go out onto the road and Dan sits in the gussar and says I had already written the caption for my Instagram of my photo with John. I definitely three guys. I drafted a caption that said

and it was a photo of him and I and it was going to say one of these men are the sexiest men alive. No good. Come with you. He has mine. He wasn't even watching the bill. He was driving the cat.

Clint, Megan Dan. Hit it. Hit it, folksy. He hurt it. He hit the spot. Whoa. Hit the spot Thursday. That's back this week.

We said we were going to scale it back just a little bit. I worry we have failed to scale it back. We're actually... We'd nothing to do with this. We said you can just sing whatever and you come in. We're not requests coming out your ass. Yeah, we're doing defying gravity. from the movie Wicked

One of the hardest musical songs on the planet to see And if you are as excited about Dan About Wicked The second one What do they call it? For good For good See, that's why you weren't invited

to the pre-premier premiere premiere I would know You didn't even know what it was called And I don't even care And then we have cinemas to the preview screening Silkiota teaming up with us So you'll see it Wednesday before it comes out Thursday in Auckland, Pami, Nelson, Christchurch or Queenstown

This is a huge prize He's in touch with us. 0,800, the edge will suit you out. Before anyone else. One of the first in the world, actually, not just New Zealand. So you're going to do Define Gravity. The end bit. The hit the spot in particular will be the war cry at the very end.

It wasn't great. That was... Yeah, well, it won't be as pitchy on the day. I hope not. Because we're going to have a full choir here, apparently. Yeah. If your wishes are requested. If you missed it last week, you Dan had a few requests.

I'm wanting to know from you. This time next week, can you source for me a choir? A cherry picker and some green skin paint. Okay, so those were the three things. The choir looked like it got sussed. In fact, the guy we spoke to on Friday said he has 90 members. Yeah. So I don't know how many we're going to take.

Dad's dream, that many singing men in one room. Yeah. Tom Cuman, men and women. And Tom says that he can help with your second request. Morning, Tom. Morning, mate. So what are you? Do you own green?

paint or are you a cherry picker guy? I'm a cherry picker. I've been coming up on two years now down in South Island. Oh wow. So you can somehow rig me up into some sort of apparatus and when I do the final note

you lift me up. I don't know about lifting you up but I can be there to sport you. Right. So what are you just going to hang off the cherry picker and if he falls you'll catch him? Or you just lift me up with your muscular arms.

No, no. Nah, nah. I pick cherries like the fruit. Yeah, right. Oh, he didn't mean. Picks to me. You were talking about machinery. Nah, nah. Carl sticks you up here. Tom picks about 350 to 430,000 cherries a season.

Classic gag, Carl. What? So he's just going to be here and he's just going to pick some cherries. Brilliant. Okay. Tom's eating could stand her in the corner with a box of cherries. We just don't know. We're not huge wicked fans.

We don't know if the cherry is really important at the end of the film. Sorry, Carl. I didn't realize I needed to manned spain what a cherry picker was to you, okay? Oh, you didn't specify. You said, get me a cherry picker. Okay. Well, Tom, you're more than welcome to come along. All the way from the South Island.

You have to cover your flights. Yeah, we can't. You're more than welcome to be here. When did cherries come into season? Are you picking pretty hard at the moment, Tom, or nah? No, we're coming up on Christmas now, so the season's just about to begin. But, yeah, big season here.

Wow, so you'd have to really take some time out of the busy season to come and stand next to the choir for them. request. Tom, I'd love to sit here and talk to you about cherry picking in the ins and outs of the industry, but we've got to hit the spot to do, okay? I don't need to get practicing. So none of the no more of this Tom Foolery, okay? And making jokes of a brilliant segment. Oh, come on. No, you can't. Thanks for calling Tom. I appreciate it.

Thanks, Tom. Good luck, mate. Yeah, we love our cherries over Christmas, mate. So good luck Fill in those boxes. Yeah, so I think we're aiming for Thursday. Is that what we're aiming for? Yeah, Thursday. Tom not needed? I mean, if he wants to be here, he can. Okay.

All right, how are you going with the green face paint and the witcher's outfit? I've got the witch's outfit. Great. We've got the choir. Just need some green face paint and better attitude from all the U-3, all right? Especially you, Carl. Sick of it. Specify what you want.

I said a cherry-picker. He's been one for two years. For goodness sake. Dan. It's Clint Biggin' Dan's. What you want? What you want? All right, what you got? Stories, I need to be on your radar for Monday that you might have missed over the weekends. I'll go first. The jackpot for Lotto was split between three winning tickets. They got all six Lotto numbers and the Powerball correct, which means $18,38,889 each.

How good. Out of 55 millie. The winning tickets were sold at New World Kawaro, Pack and Save Moor House, Church and on the My Lotto app to a winner in Auckland. It'd be nice if you could meet the other two people that won. If you won it, I'd not have to meet them. Yeah, how good. Because they're the only people that know how you feel. Totally.

What's that group going? Cabo is only like a population, like 7 or 8,000. Yeah, it's a small country. Shut up. We need to try and get in touch with Cabo this morning. Imagine the buzz. Yeah, we'll give someone a call. Yeah.

There'll be rumours hey of who's won it. They'll be like, oh, Shirley and Graham. We need to call like a bakery or a server or something where people are up early. Yeah. In other news, Emma Stone, American actress. She has been, I guess, not awarded, but she has been measured as the most attractive celebrity female in the world. Emma Stone?

Yeah. According to a new mathematical analysis, where it sort of measures the, I think it splits the face into six different spots. And then it measures, I guess, symmetry with eyes, nose, that kind of thing. and she's got a 94% in that, which is very high. Because it's like what beauty can't be put down to a mathematical equation. Exactly.

It's just you look at someone and you go, yeah, nice. Other people, other female celebrities that have made it. Vanessa Kirby, Jenna Ortega, Margot Robbie, Olivia Rodrigo on there as well. Robert Pattinson is apparently the most attractive male in terms of the scale as well. He's beautiful, man. What are you got, mate from Wicked? Your mate from Wicked. Jonathan Bailey.

Yeah. Jonathan Bailey. Yeah, true. But then you, it's right, Ash. Science is a completely different, other ones to just general attract. Police have confirmed a new roadside drug test device is going to be rolled out over summer where they can do a tongue swab, and it'll actually determine whether or not you are under the influence of either cannabis, methamphetamine, MDMA or cocaine.

Then what happens based on that swab, they can then go and take that to the lab and then they can identify 25 other drug substances. off the back of that, but they can work out whether you're on one of those four just with a roadside test. And I believe cannabis does stay in your system for quite some time. Yes, so I'm wondering how long it needs to be out of system before it actually comes up on this roadside test. It's a while because I remember I was talking to a doctor about medicinal cannabis, like with a prescription, totally legal, and that's the big thing.

It's like even if you're allowed to have it for a medical reason, it does stay in your system. It's for days. Well, it can impede your decision-making process and all that sort of stuff, right? Of course it can. They are rolling it out before Christmas, and they are going to start with...

Wellington. Oh, Wellington. Okay. You're going to get it first. They'll see how it goes, and then testing will be scaled up from April next year, and they'll be eventually rolling out nationwide. That's a good thing,

because I think we have a bit of an issue with driving in New Zealand. There's absolutely no reason to be behind a wheel if you are under influence of drugs or alcohol. Fine, if you want to drive yourself into a tree, don't kill someone else's kid. That's what I always say. And also while we're talking about it, don't be filming content for your Instagram while you're driving.

No hot take that you've got is so hot that you have to film it while you're driving a car. God, that pisses me off so much. I see you quite often. And it's quite often like well-known celebrities that are doing it. Yeah, so I was talking to my wife to do it when you've stopped and you're not in charge of a car. Or if it's that important, pull over.

Pull over. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Get off my high horse. Click, megan, Dan. The Edge. 1K.E. Z.

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If you can give us 10 answers in 30 seconds, you can pass, but no repeated answers. That's you, Jackie. Good morning. Good morning. How are we? Good, thanks, Jess. Let's see how we go. All right. Your letter today is... N-N-4 N-L-M-N-O-P. All good, Jackie? Yes. I'm not too sure about it. My daughter's here to help me.

Okay, and just a reminder that an adjective is a describing word. Beginning with N, can I please have a country? New Zealand. An adjective. Nice. A body part. A neck. Something sweet.

Nectarine. Something you can read. Novel. An animated character. Uh, quick. Pass. Something you find in the bathroom. Necklace.

A language. Oh, fine. Yeah, five from five. The pass through you and then you got another one or two. I would have given her seven, actually. I would have given her that last one. Yeah.

Seven answers. Very well done, Jackie. Good on you. Thank you guys. Enjoy Bali. Yeah, well, too. You have a little bit less spending money than you wanted. Yeah, you don't need much spending money in Bali though.

It's cheap in it. Nala and Nemo would have been good ones for her pass. Absolutely. Anyway, Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics in Zid and also easy money back again at 3 o'clock this afternoon. Next, well, you want to know, what's the worst thing he had to do, hungover? Ash got to compile a bit of a list yesterday. She was in a world of pain.

There's nearly anything I had to do yesterday was the worst thing in the world. To be fair, so did I. Yeah, Sunday was rough, man. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. I got a hangover. Whoa, I'd be tricking to one. So Saturday morning, I wake up.

a text for a WhatsApp from Guy Mansell, Meg's gorgeous husband, and it's a voice memo from Daisy and it says, hi buddy, I love you, can we have a play date this weekend? And I thought that's the cutest effing thing I've ever heard. I've, George's got one of those from Daisy as well. I reckon that Meg and Guy just get her to record some voice messages so people hang out with them. I think that's what. And I, and Betty wrote back and said, hi Daisy, I love you, let's hang out tomorrow because we had plans for the Saturday. I didn't know that that night I was going to go to this wicked thing with you and get, and have too many shandis.

And get horsed. So I wake up Sunday morning and the Sahara Desert is in my mouth. The weight of the world on my shoulders, a thumping headache. It's no buono. Don't do it. And we have to go to the zoo. Oh, it's almost the worst place to go. Now, thankfully, I genuinely, like Meg's one of my besties.

I adore her. Daisy's the best. Buddy loves her. But, man, it was a tough day to be. be out and about. And Adrian couldn't, because they closed the car park at the zoo for maintenance. There was no parking. So I was solo for like 45 minutes

while Adrian, like, so I could, you know, I had to pay attention to my child. And thankfully we were with loving friends who I didn't need to perform for because Meg was just like, we get it. But being at the zoo in the sun with 4,000 other children was tough. Me should have brought you some on Danzotron. She was, yeah, that's for like, when you were like.

Morsier from pregnancy. Is that what that is? You give that to one of your hangover mates. Honestly, the amount of money they'll pay for one of them the next weekend. Is she still selling that stuff? I told her to stop. No, but the zoo is the worst place for it. If you were hung over.

Because there's no shelter. And the smells. Like direct sunlight. You could hang out in the Kiwi enclosure. That's pitch black dark. That'd be a good place. Hang out there. But you can't even see the Kiwi.

It's too dark in there. I see your hungover zoo visit and I raise you a a hungover visit to the water polo. No, it's not an indoor pool facility. I was like hung over on Sunday because my wife's sister is over from Miami. So we kind of did like a pre-Christmas thing with all their family and friends. So it was like midday till midnight. And so on the Sunday my kids have water polo like middle of day and you go in and you go upstairs and it's all teared.

So the heat from the pool rises right. It's just like a thick. Hot, like, yeah, it's just, oh my God, it was just like, put me out of here, give me out of here. That is for no one. Let these two stories just be a lesson. Don't drink kids. And I honestly, I never do.

Yeah. I reckon it's been years since I've been hung over because drinking is not good for your body. It makes you feel crap, but I can still hear the kids yelling in the whistles, like bouncing off the walls. I've never had a hangover where I've gone at least last night was worth it. It's never worth it. It's never worth.

It's never worth. You're absolutely right, darling. So, yeah, I look, this is just a cautionary tale, really. Yeah, we'd love to know what was the worst thing you had to do hungover. Because I know everything's hard, but there are those things where you're like, oh my God, I forgot I had to help my flatmate move house. You know, like there are just some things that are just hard to even when you're not hung. I'm not sure much would be worse than water polo indoors.

No, a flight. Getting on a plane, like a long haul flight. Imagine being stuck in there knowing that you could go at any time. Oh, that reminds me of a caller we had Avril on the show. Once I dug this up, take a listen to what she did hungover. When I was like 17, I was flying over to see my dad in Australia, and I was so, so hungover. I spent the whole flight vomiting terribly, and I didn't want to tell them that I was hungover because I was underage.

They ended up quarantining the plane, and all these guys in hazmat suits had to come on, and the whole plane was held out for like three hours. Because you were like, oh, because they thought you had a virus that was going to spread. So bad. They had to be selfish, isn't it? say you had some dodgy oysters. Yeah. Well, that would probably be the perfect thing to say.

Yeah, she's too young to know. They would have thought she's got like a gastro bug or something. No, man. Wicked is taking over Silkiota next weekend if you want to win tickets to join the fun and see Wicked. Give us a call, 0800 The Edge. And we'll sort you out for you to let us know what was the thing you had to do hungover that can rival our weekends. We need to talk to the person who had a breakfast shift at the nursing home.

Hungover. Worst thing you had to do hungover. if you had a party a little bit too much in the weekend what did you get up to in fact everyone that's called us 800 of the edge

that we take to wear we're going to give you a double pass to go and see our wicked for good at the Silky Otta a New Zealand-based cinema luxury leather recliners gourmet food

drink delivered right to you see it's honestly once you go to a silky otta cinema it will ruin you for going anywhere else it's like the Rolls Royce of cinemas I spilled two

separate glasses of champagne on myself in the Ponson's be silky otter. As long as you didn't get on this year. Straight away, they came and gave me a new one. Yeah, they've got shaky glasses, but apart from that, very good. Yeah, and the one in

Auckland as well, you'd see before everyone else on the Wednesday. Morning, Justin, what did you have to do while you were hungover? We had a housewoman and one mate's house the night before, and it was that time of year in January where everyone's moving and then we had to go help a mate move his house the next day. I would have told that no

one's close enough, friends-wise for me. I would have said empty my bank account, I'm sending you a moving truck. I don't care. Literally we got to the point where I think their garden got one hell of a lot of fertiliser because I think there was about six of us that were all had been at the same party than I was before. Oh, no, lifting heavy stuff in the sun. Enjoy wicked Justin, thanks be cool, bro. Kelsey, good morning.

Good morning, how are you? This is incredible what you had to go to. So my mum came up from the West Coast and she was competing in a bag popping contest, but it wasn't just one thing, it was like a whole day from. about 7 a.m. to 5 p.m. Did you say a bagpipe contest? Oh my God. I did.

No. No, no. But there was probably like a... Hold on, it gets worse. There was like a thousand bagpipers playing at one time. A thousand bagpipes. I can't.

I also had two children to look after. No. No, no. You just described hell on earth. You literally, I don't think, would drink for another year after that. 10 years. Well, I went out this week and then didn't get home until 6.

Oh my God, Kelsey. Did you look into this guy and go, what did I do to deserve this guy? No! There's sad's coming up! Why me? I've ruined my next four weeks. Hey, Kelsey. Whereabouts in the country are you? I'm in class-jured.

Okay, we'll send you a double pass as well. You can get out amongst the Wicked Premier at Silkiota. Awesome. Thanks so much. You're so welcome. And finally, should we go to Bella? because she's a massive wicked fan Yeah, morning So we love her already

Morning Bella Good morning guys Where did you have to go hung over Oh well We have worked through And in the next morning I was in a 30 grateful Teaching Toddlers

How to swim Oh teaching toys I mean just dealing anything with toddlers When you're hung over as a nightmare But they're jumping all over you They're not listening They're breathing on you They're coughing on you

You have to pay attention Yeah Like muddy Oh, disgusting. God bless you, darling. Yeah, you know how they empty out the kids pool in one of them poo's in there? It's just because Bella vomited in there.

They're like, the instructor did it. Blaming it on a child. It's the perfect crime. Okay, of those three, though, I think the bagpipes are me would be my least favourite. Oh, gorgeous. Oh, the bagpipes wins. Yeah.

Bella loves wicked two. What? No, no, Bella's going. Oh, they all go. Everyone got on here. Yeah, everyone's going on here. Yeah, always says his favourites. Yeah, yeah.

Classic. Yeah. And then we all do their things. thing, I'm not drinking till the end of the year and then next weekend rolls around and How about Lizzie texting through? I had to catch a ferry in choppy seas at 6am The sick bag came in handy

I would rather die I would rather die Danielle said I have my 30th this Saturday and then I have my first Hydrox training session on Sunday, keep me in your prayers chances she makes that training session 0% babe Danielle call us on Monday

if you actually rocked up we've got no budget to give you anything but I'll say well Ash will give you some money out of her pay packet. Yeah. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint Megan Dan's. All right. I'm done.

That enough. We asked you for your luckiest numbers and we put together the people's Powerball ticket. I bet it again on Saturday. Even though I knew my chances were 1 in 38 million. I should have gone with my instincts. Well, it was a must win and there was three winners each sharing, what, 18.3 million? Yeah, I think it was.

One in crushes. which one in Auckland, and one in Kauro. Yeah, and Kauro only has seven or eight thousand people. So we thought, let's just do a bit of a check-in this morning and just see what the buzz is. What's going on? They've got to be talking about it. Oh, no, surely.

Hey, Kauro. Yeah, good-day, mate. It's Clint Dan and Ash London here from The Edge. How are you? Oh, good, thank you. Good. You obviously didn't win your share of the $55 million then if you're still at work at the moment, bro.

Pretty much, eh? Yeah. That'd be nice though, eh? What's the buzz like in Kaura at the moment? Because I imagine if I hadn't checked my ticket, I'd be fairly excited. I'll be honest, you'll be a bit of the pressed faces here and there, are you? Yeah. Did you yourself buy a ticket?

No, but I'm an idiot because I went to the supermarket at the thing that the lot of tickle was at on the last night. Oh. I missed a chance, but she'll be right. Is everyone, like, talking about who it could be? Like, does anyone in the community know who actually won it? Or is it still a secret? It's still a secret. I don't think it'll come out any time soon.

Or unless they start driving around in a Lamborghini or something, then you'll know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless they're pulling around in a Rolls, we know what, yeah, we know it's yours. You can't hide it. Anyone who just coincidentally happened to be moving out of Kawhiro and has a moving truck,

everyone would be like, it's them, it's them. Yeah, yeah, pretty much, are you? Maybe someone that usually comes in for one pie, they buy two one day and you'll be like, oh, hold on. What's going on here? You orders a bit different. than usual, are you sure wasn't you? What about family and friends that did buy a ticket as well?

I'd be like, oh, my mum, did you get one? I'd be texting my brother, did you get one? Have you tried to reach out in an extended family? You look at it with sausage. What was your name, darling? Jordan. Jordan. All right, well, everyone head on over to see Jordan today at the bakehouse. What's the best thing you guys sell?

What is the pie? Uh, mint and cheese. You can't go wrong. You can't go wrong with the minced and cheese, eh? And Jordan accepts tips as well. Yes. Especially if you won the 18.3 million split. Yeah, I'll take anything that I can get to you.

Good on you, Jordan. All right, Jordan won't be missing out on a ticket at the New World this weekend. No. See you, brother. That's sweet. Thank you. Bye. Decks also here just saying,

Kaoro's the home of the mongrel mob. So if we see a new pad being built, and they start extending their footprint in Kaoro, we'll know what's happened there. An $18 million new pad. Damn. And some new Harleys. Yeah.

Wow. They say, for those that didn't win, they say it can be a bit of a curse. Blessing sometimes can be a bit of a curse because then you get all new friends and you've got to move and all the rest of it because everyone wants a piece of here. Not if you just don't tell anyone. Yeah, but it's hard because you can't spend it. No, you can't. You can't just start spending it.

Oh, you can't just start spending even if you spend 10%. That means you've spent almost $2 million just randomly and no one's going to suspect anything and you're on Kavuro. I don't know. I think it's tricky. It's very tricky. You're going to have to move house, get all new friends. I think I'd forego all my friends for 18 million.

I'd be a recluse in my mansion. Yeah, what is the prize, eh, of starting again? All right, coming up, next things we love. It's the little things that make you happy. Actually, not the 18 million. Nah, I'll take the 18 million. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if we can't have it, it's the little things.

Clint Meg and Dan. It's Clint Megan Dan. The things we love. moments that you witness or that you experience and you go oh my god that is the best yeah because so often in this life we're chasing the big crazy moments the big highs but recognizing the little magical things that make days wonderful is such a great practice i saw something on the weekend that i thought i need to do this on monday an elderly couple holding hands i'm so i love grandparents holding hands oh i saw them on the beach they were just walking down they

would have been in there they weren't super old maybe in their 70s yeah yeah but like someone Like, sometimes Hannah and I don't even hold hands. But they've been, I'd imagine, together for many years. Isn't that amazing? Just do a basic hold of handhold. It's 50, 60, 70 years of loving somebody. Isn't that beautiful? Can you imagine how comforting it would be to hold that?

Same hand you've been holding. For so many, that's beautiful. This is also, what about old people? When the old men blow their noses, really, really, really loud. Oh, and it makes it like, br-h-sound. Yeah. It's just funny. I don't know.

I've started doing that. Does that mean I'm old? Carrying a hanky does, I think. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't have. Who's still using a hanky in 2025? Unless you're like in your 70s or older. No one should be using. I mean, it's good for the environment.

I get it, but sometimes you just got to sacrifice the environment. I threw on a pair of comfy pants in the weekend. Are they grey sweatpants? Uh, yep. They are. And they were, actually. And I put my hands in the pocket. And I was like, what's that?

20 bucks. Oh, my God. and he fucked in a pair of sweats and it worn an age and I was like, yo, that's so good. Free money. Yeah. And you can spend that on whatever you want and not feel bad about it because free money. I had no idea. I was even in there.

Natalie's text, look, I'm not going to yuck anyone else as young with the segment because everybody has their own things that make them smile. Natalie said piles of potatoes in a grocery store. Like they're all little blobs hanging out together. It makes me emotional. Oh, that is cute. They're like little potato people. Like, look, who's going to get chosen? Is that how they talk, is it?

And everyone loves potato because potato makes all the yummiest food. Mashed potato, roast potato, chipies, fries, hash browns. I'm never going to look at potatoes the same way now. My daughter said something to me that I loved when she does this. She ordered something, I think it was a mango smoothie. And I ordered the same thing. We didn't put our order in. But we didn't know we were going to do that.

She turns and she goes, we're so the same, eh, Dad. Oh, Papa. You know, when your kid likes being like you? Oh, it's the best. Yes. Once I, like, in passing tall buddy, my favourite colour was purple. I think I was just like half listening to him want to shut him up. But now he's like obsessed with his favourite colour is pink and mine is purple.

So if he sees anything that has both of those colours in it, look, mummy, look, it's both of our favourite colours. Brilliant. And he gets so excited. And I'm like, oh, it's so sweet. If you go for an evening walk, sometimes I go for a walker just after dinner. Love an evening walk. And you're walking past someone and they go, evening.

Makes me, like, restores my faith. And I love it when it's a Kyoto, too. For some reason, that's even more magic. David said Telkoin, not sure it is, maybe he's investing in it because it says doubling in price since last week. That made me happy. Good on you, David. I don't even know what that is.

You know what I've got to do now then. Go check your shazisies. When you go and get a warrant of fitness and you pass, first go. Come on. That is the best. Yes, go on. They've just got it already waiting for you with the keys. It is strong to you.

You're all good here. Oh, that's the best. All right, we'll take more calls and text from you. 0-800 the edge. 3343. It's Clint McGinn-Dance, the things we love. What are those little moments? The simpler, the better, I think.

You know, like really simple. Lily's one makes me want to cry because I think pets do this, kids do this, my little boy buddy does it. When you and your partner are sharing a hug and your doggo jumps up to be part of the hug and nuzzles them. Oh, yeah.

Whoa, whoa, what's going on without me? Exactly. My dog used to do it all the time. Age and I test buddy on this. We'll give a hug and then we'll just hear, Farno Cuddle, he races in and he squeezes in between us and hugs our legs and it makes me want to die of happiness. It's so funny because that's your favourite thing.

And then Jess text being like, when you get to the core of an iceberg lettuce and it's all fresh and crutch. Hey, we're not going to eat. Come on, no, that's heaven. Yeah. We love Jess. I like Jess the fact that she just sees real simple things in life.

Crunchy, watery, fresh iceberg lettuce. and you put a bit of lemon juice, maybe a bit of oregano, a bit of salt. Good on you. Kristen joins us. Morning, Kristen. Kia. What makes you, what's a little thing that makes you just feel so happy? The toddler flop.

Oh, and they just flop their whole body on you? Yeah. Yeah, when they just flop. It's like the toddler version of the newborn scrunch. Yes. Yeah. It's so nice. And they just, their whole weight is on.

you and they're just like, you know that's their happy place. Love that, thanks. Good on your, especially if you don't have a touchy-feely kid. Some kids will only do that if they're absolutely exhausted, so that's like, you know, a magic moment. Everybody's felt this one, Lisa. You've called through. What is it for you?

When you go to the dentist for a check-up, and then you don't got to go back. Oh, they're like, you've got perfect teeth. Well-danced, yeah. You don't need to spend $5,000 on crowns and fillings. He's like, mint, all good. Come on. I don't think I've ever been to the dentist. Like I have floss and brush twice a day

and I've never been to the dentist where they've gone everything's good There's always something they find Some people genetically have good teeth and bad Like I'm so lazy with my teeth I don't floss Yeah

Never even had a filling And Megan Dan do believe me But when I went to the dentist's last time They had a fill-in guy But no He was like filling in for my actual dentist And then at the end he was like Your teeth are mint

And then he wrote on my notes Mint teeth Come on. No real dentist is saying mint teeth And he wanted to impress him because he knows he's cool, so he's like, I'm going to be my cool self. Mint is like the, maybe it's like top-tier compliment. Exactly. Every time you have anything for fresh breath, it's always minty fresh.

I don't know about that. I reckon he's a witch doctor. Someone's text room, this is almost as good as winning lotto, getting a tax refund. When I first moved here, that happened. Because I was only here for like three months of the fin year. Yeah. So then I get a text, which I ignored for five months from the tax office saying,

we need your bank account details and I was like no I ain't giving you nothing and then Adrian's like no that's for a refund and then they gave me money yeah that's so great but then the problem is it sets you up for unrealistic expectations

the following year and you're like oh where's my money then you'll be like Cal from days it was $5,000 $8,000 I think it's actually 13 now he is yeah I don't want to say it

he deserves it if you've underspent by 13K you're doing I'm trying to horribly wrong. Yeah, it probably shows how much money you're making on the side. Yeah. Oh, kiss these days. We've got Marais on the line as well.

Marais. Firstly, great name. Great name. What is it for you, babes? Thank you. Just the family, having dinner at the table altogether. Talking about the week with no devices. Yeah.

That's rare these days. Absolutely. Yeah. Good on you, darling. You're doing a great job. Mom would always do that. Always got to eat at the table. No sitting around.

or doing separate things, whatever, we always have to sit at the table. It's so special and so important to just, like, because even if as a teenager you think you hate it, you think back on those years when you're older and you go, man, that was nice just being with my family. I remember one time the neighbour came over and spoke to mum, goes, what's going on with your electrics? Mum was like what?

She goes, like, your power, we thought you guys must, we had the power out because your whole house was all dark and you guys all lit. Mom goes, oh no, we just do candlelit dinners, like every now and me. Oh, my God. God, the Randall's like, the perfect. I didn't know that kids didn't do candlelit dinners like once a week growing up because it would just be like, oh yeah, we're having a candlelit dinner again.

And they always saw all brown nude in front of each other. I'm very bonging all the time because they like each other. Don't have the webby tradition to the random eyes. We just did the candle. Maybe they had the lights on so they didn't see some of the junk all the time. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.