The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW pull off the boss

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode, Clint, Meg, and Dan gear up for their first band performance at Olivia's 40th birthday while revealing hilarious and unexpected costumes. The trio also dives into a heated debate on whether certain celebrities are A-list, B-list, or C-list! The highlight of the show, however, is an intense tug-of-war challenge between Dan and their boss Casey, with $1,000 on the line for a lucky listener. Tune in for laughs, debates, and surprising outcomes! 01:10 Band Performance Preparations04:45 Band Performance Anticipation08:27 Megan Fox and Celebrity Gossip13:08 Weekly Celebrations and Challenges24:16 Producer Diaries28:39 A-List Celebrity Debate37:30 Tug of War Challenge Announcement42:15 Hot Girls Trend Challenge45:24 Band Costume Reveal49:49 Will to Win59:49 New Music Friday01:07:30 Tug of War Showdown01:10:35 Concluding Highlights and Future Challenges

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McIntyre and Dance Only Fans. Podcast letters. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans.

Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting. Ahem. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. Hm. No, no. It's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry. Force of habit.

Ahem. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning, one to six on your Friday. Welcome. Friday. Are you singing the Rebecca Black song Meg? No. It's Friday then, it's Saturday.

That's what I was doing. That's what you should do for our throwback next, is a Friday themed song. Okay, let's all pick a Friday song. Yeah, cool. Plenty of cash to be won on the show this morning. 250 bucks at eight, and it could jackpot to 500 at nine with Will to Win.

And who dares, Dan, you can win your share of a thousand bucks at 8.30 this morning. And I'm actually just excited for the show because we've also, we're surprising each other what we're gonna wear to the performance tomorrow in the band. Put it this way, Meg, I'm gonna give you a little clue of my outfit for the band.

I went to Chemist's warehouse last night. Oh, they don't sell costumes. We don't want costumes anyway. I'm literally, all I brought is like normal clothes. Same. And I expect that you both... What's the reveal of that? Oh, and ta-da, I'm wearing a t-shirt and some jeans.

Oh god, Clint's gone full hog. Guys, why are we doing a reveal if we're just gonna be wearing different clothes that look very similar to what we're wearing now? Because it's just a look and then we can see what we look like collectively for a photo. Oh, okay. No, I'm gonna look... I'm like stars in their eyes. I'm gonna look very different. Who's he gonna be tonight, Dan? Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Kiss in a midlife crisis. Oh my gosh. Friday, 6am, throwback. He's got excited for the weekend. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Friday 6am throwback. Excited for the weekend, it's not far away. We're gonna go with weekend Friday theme tunes. And you can't go past Rebecca Black. Oh you can. Did we ever play a song, I don't think we have in the system, Friday by Mufasa and Ritten? Oh yes, we did. Hype Man? Yeah.

Yeah, I think Ritten was in it as well. Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it. It's him. Named after Mufasa from the Lion King? Yeah. Probably. I don't know how many Mufasa's there are. Yeah. No, surely.

Probably a good guess. What do you think that's his name, kind of, like that was before Lion King. Yeah, actually I think Lion King would be older than him. Cause you gotta be like, which came first? Yeah, so maybe his parents named him after Mufasa. Flowrider does a Flowrider Friday song. Flowrider? Flowrider does. Kenny Perry obviously does a Friday song. Oh yeah she's got a goodie. That's a goodie obviously Rihanna.

Obviously, Rihanna. I rate this song. I think this is one of the greatest songs Rihanna's done. Really? Yeah. Wow. It's such a great vibe to it. And I like when it all stops down at the end and it's just the crowd singing.

I Got a Feeling mentions Fridays. Oh yeah? Yeah, that's got Fridays in it. Yeah, I think the Cheers to the Weekend is more like a Friday Arvo song. When it says, I drink to that, it's like, geez, it's 6 a.m., mate. When you're having your Friday night beers at work,

Friday afternoon, the boss comes around with a cart and gives you a beer. Man, we used to have a drink trolley. Used to go around here at work. What happened to that? We did too, but we were never here to be acceptable drinking time. And I think budget cuts, you know,

there's other stuff they need to pay for probably. Yeah, but you can't put a- Salaries and shit. Can't put a price on morale. Mm. That's true. Okay, so what are you thinking? What do we gotta have, those ones?

I can't find the, oh, Hello Friday, Florida? Could be it, yeah. What is this? Because I couldn't find it. Hello Friday. With Jason Derulo? Yeah, come on. Hello Friday With Jason Derulo? Will you find the moon girl? Hello Friday I think we did play it, or maybe we just used it as like a bed.

Meaning that we played it under when we talked on Fridays. Um, okay, so we're probably going for Cheers to the freaking weekend, or Last Friday Night, or the Friday, Saturday, Sunday song. Hmm, well let's veto Rebecca Black. Yeah, yeah. Well I didn't even add that one in. Meg had done that. Okay.

I would lean towards Black, I think. Black I think's got a feeling. Yeah. This is just fucking... I love this song. Okay, so it is. You know me, I just do what I'm told. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Oh the car before the storm guys. Yeah. Big day tomorrow.

Are you guys, are your families coming? No. We're doing our first band performance if you didn't know. We've started a band about a month ago and we're performing Teenage Dirtbag at Olivia's 40th tomorrow night. It's D-Day. And you've got your wives gonna want to see you guys? Like, in a band? Funny you mention that Meg. Because since I've formed this band I feel like my wife has gone She's sort of a bit more...

Well imagine if she got to see you play! A bit more attracted to me. It's like I've got a different form of swagger, which I never had. And I don't know that I've got it but just being in a band she's gone I don't know I know it's late but it'd be great to be having to see you like that me up in your element on the stage it's in your area now I don't think she'd be able to keep her hands off me if she sees me Oh my god, she'll be your groupie. Yeah I'll just be like Hannah enough. My wife was in a band so I think she's

desensitized to it mmm she was in a band all through high school and they did rock questions. I think she's just desensitised to you sometimes darling. Little pesty. Yeah. I think she's immune. I need to play harder to get but I'm not good at it. It's quite easy. Well my happy will be there tonight as the only groupie so you can share him if you like. I hope he's not gonna be there tonight because it'll be a night early. Oh yeah.

Here is Keane camping outside the RSA's and you can get a good spot on the... because it'll be a night early. Oh yeah. She'll be like, where are they? Here is Keane, camping outside the RSAs and get a good spot on the floor. We will have the performance for you to see. It's going to be professionally filmed. So if you can't, obviously make it to the 40th, which you won't be able to because I think it's a closed invitation. Nobody doesn't want hundreds of people there. Are we doing it in still live or nah?

We keeping it all hush until the video's cut up properly? I think we're keeping it hush. Otherwise, what's the point in watching the video, right? But I do think we do eventually a performance somewhere where anybody can come watch it. I agree, totally. If we can. Because why form this band and do a month of practicing

and then just do one performance at Olivia's and not give the people what they want It's the people's band after all band. You know who I feel sorry for Hey Mitch James. Yeah, he's really missed the boat Yeah, this all started because we're gonna open for him I think he's playing a crush town hall gear tomorrow night we were gonna open. And then when he heard us playing, he was like, you guys don't have it, you won't have it. And that's pushed us on. And now I think we do have it.

I think he's- At least then it could have happened to us as a bit of rejection. Yeah, you know what? And now I think he's regretting it. I reckon he, cause I saw a post he did yesterday where he was like, still a few tickets left. That wouldn't have happened to him.

Oh yeah. He would have solved them out weeks ago. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah, and guess what? Olivia's 40th. Shocker. Yeah, exactly. She only had 30 people coming and now we had announced that we were going 80 instantly. All of her friends and family were like, actually,

I don't think that's true. Sorry guys, sorry Olivia, we will be there. We will. So we can't wait. So we're really looking forward to it tomorrow night and we'll have the performance for you next week. Actually, just before eight o'clock, producer Neeps has put together what they call a riser, which is music that will play as the band

are either coming out or waiting on stage, the anticipation for them to start playing. And by all accounts, I think Neeps is pretty happy with it. It's almost as long as the song. Yeah, so Teenage Dirtbag's four minutes long, The Rise is about three minutes and 20 seconds. So we've got two songs in length worth of performance there. There's like three minutes twenty for us to stress before we start playing, be like, oh god, oh god, we're about to do this. Oh that's quite good, that ends up because then Dan does a little, you know, we've got a little thing at the end as well.

That makes a ten minute performance, that's great. Oh god, I'm gonna make it 20. Ha ha ha ha ha. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Scandal with Meg. Megan Fox busy looking after her newborn baby we still don't have a name but she's got a daughter now and she's still- How long's it been?

She hasn't got a name. She hasn't told us. She hasn't told us. She definitely will have a name. One of those people that's just calling it little baby. If you leave the hospital without a name, you actually will start getting prompted by birth, deaths and marriages being like,

you got 30 days. We had friends that had, it was a month before they named it. So they were just calling it little baby. Yeah, but what happens if you don't? They give you a name? Mm. I had a friend about a month as well,

about a month before we got her name. But surely we had two names all the way through the pregnancy. We were like, it's gonna be one of those we'll know when he's born. Yeah, yeah. You know? What was the other one?

William, I think. It was gonna be William or George. Yeah. Very royal. I know, for someone who doesn't like Meghan Markle is. Oh no, but I love William. But when, when, see, because we have names picked out, but they will be the name when they are born, Gullaboy.

But so how did you know he was George? And we just looked at him and just like really? Instantly, when it came out I was like, oh George. Wow! Guy was personally anyway and then we discussed it like an hour later. Oh right. And Hannah was like, I think George too. And I was like brilliant.

Thank God. Yeah. Well yeah, Megan Fox is looking after her baby, but she is still doing things like what she are. She's in a show called Overcompensating, but she posted up a video. You can do a bounce back to Fox3343 if you'd like to see asked. She's in a show called Overcompensating, but she posted up a video. You can do a bounce back to Fox 3343 if you'd like to see Dan, this is her. Gorgeous.

And a little schoolgirls uniform kind of vibe. And she said, 38 years old, six weeks pregnant, unplanned, but a happy surprise. Please stop listening to the patriarchy. Women are internal beings. We do not have an expiration date. Don't let them rob you of your power. Just saying like two ways or two sorry years away from 40 and pregnant she looks like that. I agree with her I agree in a way but then as 38 too old to be wearing a schoolgirl

uniform that's all. Nope. No. Clint? Sorry I answered quickly but no. I would say it is in real day life, but if she's dressed up for a character on a show, probably I'll let her pass. I'm 36 and if I put it on a schoolboy uniform, I think people would frown. But she gets away with it. Yeah. Kisses me off. Yeah, right.

I guess you're just angry because you can't do it. Yeah. Dan wants to wear the tartan skirt. Yeah. No, a schoolboy uniform, Clint. Oh, right. She is a great example of the fact that you do feel that you get to the age of 40 as a woman

or even in your late 30s and you're like, right, after a few kids, you're all washed up. Yeah. That's how you're made to feel. Then you look at her and go, okay, maybe we're not. I think the paradigm's changing a little bit though. 40 is the new 30? Yeah, but also having kids.

I think a lot of cool celebrities nowadays are the ones that have kids. Yeah, they're mums now. You think about Gigi Hadid, she's a mum. Yeah. Crazy. So yeah, I think it's definitely changing. Yeah, the...

Also, I said the Jenna... No, Kylie Jenner is... Yeah, Kylie Jenner has two kids. Does she? Yeah. She's two children. She must have a good babysitter, because she's always out at the NBA with old Timothy.

She's got like seven sisters or whatever, doesn't she? That's true. They all live on the same compound. Yeah, they're all just babysitters now. She genuinely seems to have her kids with her a lot. I think she seems like, from what I can tell, a good hands-on mum. The kids are there a lot. I mean, we like, from what I can tell, a good hands-on mum. Like, the kids are there a lot.

I mean, we are performing for this, for our gig tomorrow night. Someone's texted through saying, why didn't we dress Dan up as Axl Rose from Guns N' Roses? There's still time. Yeah, you got 24 hours, mate. Yeah, Clint's gonna look like Slash from Guns N' Roses.

Meg, who's the other guy? Who's the other guy in Guns N' Roses? I don't wanna be known as just the other guy. Okay. the other guy in Guns N' Roses? I don't want to be known as just the other guy. Are we talking about Axl Rose because he dresses up like a schoolboy? Why are we talking about Axl Rose? Well I think he wears tartan. ACDC dress up as almost like schoolboy uniform.

Yeah they do. There's an option there. I'm surprised the lack of a text that wants to text Fox. Fox the 33430 if you'd like to see the video of Megan Fox. Maybe you're just in the minority clip. Maybe it's just me, the minority liking Megan Fox. Outrageous call from him. Yeah, and she's actually a really phenomenally talented woman and very smart.

Super smart. Oh, brilliant actress. She deserves an Oscar. I don't know if she's a good actress, but she's very intelligent in interviews. And her partner, Machine Gun Kelly, has a song out today, which I'll be playing in the music Friday later on. Oh nice.

Oh, how good. I think it's about her too. 20 past eight, cause they're not together anymore. Yes they are. Are they actually? Oh God, they will be forever. They'll be the on and off again couple forever. Sorry, Clint.

I'm sure they are. Yeah, they're one of those couples that fights and they get back together and off again couple forever. Oh. Sorry, Clint. I'm sure they are. Yeah, they're one of those couples that fights and they get back together and have great makeup sex. Yeah. Oh yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Time to find out who celebrated the most this week. See how you go.

See if you celebrated more than Meg and Dan. Meg won it last week. Yep. I did indeed, yes. And chance there, you may not have embraced this celebration unknowingly this week, but if you can find a way to weekly tie yourself to the day, I might give you the point.

Okay. Okay, here we go. Monday, carb day. Oh, Clint, now come on. You can't do that to both of us, look at us. Look at us, a couple of carb devourers. We're carbivores. But I would say I'd eat more than Meg.

I don't think so. I don't think so, not while I'm pregnant. I have been- I mean, the current state, I guess, you would be eating more because you were eating for two, aren't you? But I would say I'd be giving you a run for your money. Well, I think you've misunderstood a carb, like carburetor.

Oh, I know a carburetor is part of a carb. I know bread. Yeah, okay. I gotta give it to Dan there. After you were talking about how she's eating for two and stuff. Yeah, that was really bizarre. Unnecessary.

Very bizarre. I think it's fine. Tuesday, sorry. For the second one, it's actually tomorrow, National Brothers Day. I've got a brother. I know you do. I have a brother, his name is Chris.

I love him. Visit my brother. My brother is Chris. In three weeks. When was the last time you texted Chris? And when was the last time have an older brother, his name is Chris. I love him. I'm going to visit my brother. My brother is Chris. In three weeks. And I love my brother. When was the last time you texted Chris and when was the last time you texted your brother Dan? Simon, I was texting him.

I'll give the point to the person who's texted their brother most recently. Text or message, just message okay? Yeah. I texted him. You know, the last communication you've had. Three days ago. What did you say?

I said, got the voucher, it's ready to go. Do a joint gift from kids? Yes, and he said, awesome, thanks, heaps for doing that. It was how long? Three. Three days ago. It was in my brother and my mum's group chat, and my brother said, maybe moving forward, you don't go that far over the hill.

Well, now that could be about anything. And that was, oh shit, when was yours? Three days ago. Nah, you went out on Monday. Come on. Come on. That was lucky that I'd even text him the last time I text before. That was about a month.

Oh, really? Oh, come on. I'm not making this up. This is a true day, but it took all my fancy. Talk like Yoda day was Wednesday. Oh, you and me are three people, y'all. Luke Skywalker, me like you, you see. I Yoda am, Clint.

I will admit, I haven't seen Star Wars. So, Carl, who do I give that to? Oh, I was going to ask if I can have a go. But yeah, okay. The voice is strong with this one. Oh, he wins it. Yes! That's what he sounds like. You two did not sound anything like what Carl did. Okay, Impulse Purchase Day was yesterday.

No, that's Dan. Dan threw it through. I bought a watch two days ago. My fifth one. Okay, and today is self-love day. And I did that two days ago as well. My fifth one. I think it just means like love yourself. Oh shit.

You don't want that one. Because after that I didn't really love myself. No, okay, well I'll give the point to Meg. I think so. Tally it up. She still loses stuff. Yeah, she still loses. But it wasn't a downer, you can keep your pants on there.

Well I didn't two days ago Clint, that's the problem. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky boot. It's Clint Megan Dan. What you got? Alright, what you got? News reporter had her waters break just after 4 a.m. Ish And they were only alive and there's Olivia and she was on here with Julia her co-host

at 6 in the morning and This was their first break and you'll also hear the last break as well She makes it right through to the end of her shift good Wednesday morning. I'm Olivia Jake with and I'm Julia done We do have some breaking news this morning. Olivia's water has broke. That's right. And she is anchoring the news now in active labor. Early labor, early labor. We've been doing the contract.

She's now timing her contractions. We'll see. I'm going to pay attention. Two minutes apart? No. Well, there was one. But it's been a few minutes since then. So we're still in good shape.

And she's still here. She's been doing the entire show. This is her decision to do this. I'd rather be at work than at the hospital. Something you'll never hear come out of my mouth. After we're done with this show, you should probably go. High five, girls. Maybe?

You know that, three and a half, three hours of news. That's right. In contractions. I think that's a first for CBS 6. All right, well, hopefully I don't see you tomorrow, but make sure you join Julia. Can that other woman shut up? Holy moly! Let the woman explain herself.

The fact that she's in active labor, they're very different. Early labor and active labor, you will know the difference if you've ever had birth or were planning to give birth. What an amazing lady. She's trying to hammer it off, make it seem really dramatic.

And she's like, no, no, it's not. Two minutes apart. And yeah, she's like, they're not two minutes, otherwise the baby would be, they'll be well and truly like on their way to hospital. She's like, no, it's not the case. What are the chances, cause that's a viral video Megan,

I'm just asking what are the chances of that happening with us in our show? There is a chance. We could do with a bit of something. There is a chance I am staying here until I think relatively late in pregnancy, especially since I had an early birth in my first so You've got about and I'm not being funny

I mean, I don't know the percentages of day times but about 20% chance We should do your last week. We could give you like some curries and you know, those things that like make Come along quicker. They bring on bring on labor. Yeah, yeah, we tried all that stuff Did you? I think the best one of those is sex. Is it? Yeah. It might be tricky. Tried all that stuff. How much thought have you given to a fake water break on air? We wouldn't know, would we? We'd have to take it seriously. So we kind of have a little snooker. Yeah, I have thought about it. It does feel a little boy who cried wolf. Yeah. In case something does happen. But all we take, Clint, you're right, is like a pump bottle placed in the right position

You know Yeah It's like I'm spurting out like that Oh my god Because in the movies it does And my wife Hannah said the exact same thing It's like it's not like that in real life Yeah

I mean you can have a giant gush But it's not like you're squeezing a pump bottle And it's like Yeah Okay It doesn't make the same sound It's not gonna hit us in the ankles under the desk is what I guess Dan's getting at Is that? pump bottle and it's like sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss What an incredible thing to do. Especially how cool and calm she was with the other lady trying to hype it up. I don't think it's her first kid.

Can't be right? No way, there's no way. Good on her. But I'm just saying. Just saying, she's setting a standard. She's got the power nice and high. Obviously a professional. I mean to raise the bar again, we'd probably have to do birth in the studio.

We could get one of those blow up tubs. Good water birth. I think there's actually one in Studio B we've used for some wacky radio. Imagine the clicks online. Have you got a waterproof mic, Kyle? Yeah, I can sort that out. We can get the dunk tank as well.

Oh, the dunk tank. That's a good idea. You can just see it coming out. I'm up top. It's got a glass bottom. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's got that window on it. We can all see it happen.

Yeah, right. I mean, we're joking, but we'd be the only show that's ever done Like yes to sex and you can win yourself a thousand dollars or something like that. Oh my goodness me speaking of that Thank you for that just go you can actually win your share of a thousand dollars and we'll tell you exactly how you can do That next excellent Megan Dan and when you're sure of a thousand dollars this morning If you're someone that likes to take up random opportunities this could be for you Who dares that back at 830 this morning, but we need someone to go up against our Dan last week He got dragged behind a ski boat shambles absolutely. Thatute shambles. That was one of the most horrific bits of radio I've ever been involved in. You actually...

It was funny listening. Was it? You almost had it on the third go. You know, you were on the plane and started bouncing. Oh, oh gosh. Just Dan getting dragged behind a ski boat. Oh, I've never seen this. Oh, he's off, he's off.

Oh, that was a total of five seconds. He's off. I don't think it was five seconds. I think it was about three. Starling again! Oh, he's going forward again. He's going forward. Oh no, he's five seconds. I think it was about three. Starling again! Oh, he's going forward again. He's going forward.

Oh no, he's going, oh god! Oh, he's going! Hard for him to go backwards if you're being towed by a bar. That would be really bad. Oh, let's go, Dan! Come on! Pulling up, oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god, he's up!

He's up! Oh! That was the closest attempt, and I think by then Dan was pretty exhausted and we'd had enough. Yeah. It was one of those situations where I kind of had an outer body experience

that we were doing that live on the radio, and I was just, it was one of those situations where I kind of had an outer body experience that we were doing that live on the radio and I was just, it was one of the hardest things to do. Why didn't you go backwards? We keep telling you to go backwards, like to hold it between your legs and so you could sit up on your bum. The man told me not to. The man that was driving the boat. And he said afterwards, he was like, I think that was literally impossible. And I don't know if he was being nice. He was being nice. You can, YouTuber. We did YouTuber after you. Yeah, there are people that do it. Also, I don't know why you didn't streamline yourself

and do it like an arrow. Clint, I thought I was. Dan looked like a picnic chair. Like, he was. Yeah, I thought I was. Well, let's see if we can do this idea this week. Yeah, it's a physical challenge. It's going to take place here at work.

And if you think you can beat Dan in a physical challenge, that's what we're gonna say, and you can get to our Edge Studio. Which is in the middle of town, sort of old Ponsonby. CBD, sort of like Ponsonby, Auckland, near Vic Park, if you know the area. If you think you can get here by 8.30, give us a call. Oh, 800 The Edge.

Let us know who you are what you do and Dan I think you can probably within reason choose your challenger. Can you give me a clue and the people that are listening what sort of strength you will need is it like upper body is it lower body is it full core? A little bit of everything but I'd say your upper body would probably be more helpful in this challenge. Hopefully I don't need my grip strength because that's clearly... Good grippy shoes if you got them. Okay.

Yeah, like... Grippy shoes. Yeah, and also maybe you've got like, you're heading to work with your old man and you're like, oh, my old man's got real like old man strength. Or maybe you're, I know, a 22 year old girl that goes, I don't fancy my chances of being stronger than Dan, but me and my friend together combined, I think, would be. That's okay, we could do a two v one.

Okay. We just want it to be relatively evenly matched. Someone said I think a toddler could beat Dan in a physical challenge. Bring the man. Bring your toddler along, see, I'll thrash them. Oh. Honestly, I don't know what the challenge is,

but I know I'd be able to beat a toddler. 8.30, if you think you can be at the Edge Studios to win your share of $1,000 by beating Dan, give us a call right now. I'll be at Home to the Edge or Texas on 3343. Let us know a little bit about ya. Not a great quote for you to have out there, Dan. Yeah, maybe I went a bit too hard there.

You're gonna smash a toddler. Yeah, no, I said thrash. Okay, well you've both said it now. Not as good. No, I said you're going to. I'd go easy on them. Clint, Meg and Dan. Ready team? Yes. Yes, I said you're going to. I'd go easy on them. Clint, Meg and Dan, ready team? Yes.

Yes, I actually, you know what Clint, I am ready this time around. I don't think I've made too many mistakes. Good on you Meg. Thank you. I disagree. Well, if you did, producer Nibs will have probably thrown them in the diary.

Let's get into it. Ata-mari-yay, good morning and welcome back to another Producer Diaries. Now it has been an absolutely manic week with many, many hours of practice because we are one day out from MCDC's debut gig. All right, let's get into it. This week we've given away thousands in dollars

in cash from Uncle Will's Will. Seems like Meg's found it a wee bit hard to get her head around though. Scandal is all thanks to Will to win. Fit the bill, win the Will school cash from our dead uncle's will. Winkle, winkle, winkle. Our dead uncle Winkle. Dead uncle Winkle. I'm having a stroke.

Fit the bill, win the will, school cash from our dead uncle Will's will with Clint Megan Mast with my me and my friends at 8 and 9. Absolutely butchered that. One of our new favourite segments on this show is where we go around and find a whole bunch of unique names. Jack Hoffman. Toby Lerone. Someone's called Merry Christmas, Seymour Cox. I don't know if any of them quite top this one though. So me and my partner, we were on that baby named Tinder at Sing. We could slightly rewrite the names. And we came across the name Hunter, which we liked, we liked that name.

And it wasn't until my mother-in-law was like, hey, put the first and the last name together. My partner's last name is Flacky. Oh. Good catch, good catch. That's a great catch. Bloody hell. Dan developed a stutter this week.

We love every member of that podcast fam, like a brother and sister. Have we renamed it? What about, what? To the Podcast fam. Podpodcast fam yeah yeah. Text through if you think I'm a happy guy. Text 3333. Oh happy is different to happy. 3333 4443. This week Kim Kardashian's underwear brand Skims launched a brand new bra that includes nipple piercings in them. Luckily we had Rachel on the line to tell us exactly what a nipple piercing might feel like. Does it hurt as much as you would think it hurts?

It felt like a massive nipple twist for like five seconds. I mean, that would- You're not selling it to us, are you? Oh, oh, but in five seconds. Dan, Dan, can I go and twist your nipples in five seconds? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not! One minute later... Hold, hold, hold! Ahhhhh! Three, four... It's beers! It's beers!

We are one day out from MCDC's debut gig and the nerves are building. I think Clint's got a bit of a plan to ease those nerves though. Yeah, yeah, but after a few beers hurricane before we go out just to calm the nerves. I'm not drinking at all after. No drinking before the performance. I'm gonna sing really high.

Well I can't drink either, clearly. So what are you gonna give me, drug for your style? Ex-alcoholic? No, I'm pregnant. Oh yeah, that's right, I forget. It's also still up for debate who's gonna be singing the high part of Teenage Dirtbag as well. So we got Brendan from Weedus to weigh in on the conversation too. Clint, high marks for ingenuity, but you cheated.

Dan, you really put yourself through pains for this. Maybe you are more used to that feeling than I think. Meg, kudos to you. I really don't know how you tolerate those two. You didn't hit it in pitch. Pitch and tone were not quite on Mark. That was like a compliment sandwich, but he hadn't put the bread back on top.

No! All right, and that'll do it for Producer Diaries this week. Wish us luck for our first ever gag at Olivia's 40th birthday. Have a great weekend, and we'll see you all back on Monday. Hi! Hi! Love it.

Love it, Meg was like, I don't think I made any mistakes this week. I think that was... Dari literally just started with all of the stuff-ups. Mostly me, yeah. Just the misses. Yeah. Of course we are playing our gig this weekend, it was mentioned in there, Saturday night. And I think we're working on doing a more public one, aren't we, at some point.

Where we can play to more people, the masses. You've got your stutter back. Have I? You're public. Maybe it's just with B words. Yeah, well, luckily the juiciest I've been so they can put that in next week. Clint, Meg and Dan. I brought a game to the podcast yesterday,

and probably one of my biggest regrets that I've done since it has sparked off such intense debate for hours. Yesterday, I went away for a, I think it was about a half an hour discussion, I had to go and talk to somebody. Where were you? Were you away by the way? I did not know where she'd went. I went for a meeting. I love that you don't even know. I went for a meeting. I thought you were in the toilet and I was like something's going on in there. I went for a meeting and I came back and you were still discussing this. It is

called, I think we're going to call it either the A-lister game or the ABC-lister game, we'll figure it out. I give celebrities, and the boys have to agree whether the celebrity is an A-lister, a B-lister or a C-lister, sounds simple enough. There's no right or wrong. I don't have the answer. I'm not going to tell them one of them's correct and one of them's incorrect. It's just discussing it.

And it kicked off after one particular movie star was was brought up Jim Carrey. A. B. Jim Carrey is like the mask and like Dumb and Dumber. A-list is Tom Cruise. What the f***? Okay and then and then it continued that he continued with this celebrity. Yeah another one we didn't agree on. Tom Holland. He'd be A-list at the moment. He's bankable.

B. He's too young. He hasn't done enough shit to be an A-list. Spider-Man. He did Spider-Man. He's dating Zendaya. He's A-list. He's one of like four Spider-Men.

He's not even the Spider-Man. Okay so what Dan is saying, if we paint this picture, let's say gun to his head, Dan's gonna die, he needs to take a photo of either Jim Carrey or Tom Holland out into the street and ask a random person who this is. You're telling me you would take Tom Holland over a picture of Jim Carrey. A lot of young people wouldn't know who Jim Carrey is. And it is 2025 and we're talking about 2025, but some people say like they're a heritage

and anyway we had one more. I asked my wife at dinner and she said who's Tom Holland and I said Spider-Man she goes oh the new one and I was like oh that proves he's not an A-lister Jim Carrey all he's doing at the moment is Sonic the Hedgehog movies. Still also still working even though he's got a body of work that spans probably the last 30 years. The final one is a lady that got brought up. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is a B? Clint, you can tell her the difference

between her and Julia Roberts. I know, I get it. I get it. There's not A-list. Sandra Bullock! I'll give you three A-lists. No, no, no, excuse me. Okay. No. I will get to those people.

I think my personal definition of an A-list, there's probably only 10 in the world. No! There probably is only 10. Shut up. And I think Dan thinks it's more a revolving door than if you were A-Lister, you're always A-Lister. Yeah, I'm like, once you're an A-Lister, you don't slide out of A into B, but I think you can move between B and C. It'll be interesting to see where you sit, 3-3-4-3, on those three names.

Yeah. It's like getting a Hollywood star on the Walk of Fame, and then you haven't done any stuff in a while and they go and crowbar you out. But there definitely will be Hollywood stars if you go and check them out you go who the hell is that? There will be many many many names. My only exception would be I think once you hit like 70 plus maybe that's when your A-list starts to fade.

We want to know Jim Carrey, Tom Holland, Sandra Bullock, A, B or C I guess list. You can call us or just text us 3343 and we'll get a kind of general consensus. We will continue to play this game sadly because it drives me up the wall with these two. But it's the best thing you brought to the show in a long time. Dan and I have never thought about anything dumber for longer than we did with this game. It almost got physical you said, Clint came up to me with his fist clenched and I was like try it boy, try it. Dan was choking me. Got him in a choke hole. It almost got physical you said, Clint came up to me with his fist clenched and I was like try it boy, try it.

Dan was choking me. Yeah, got him in a choke hole. Meg has brought the most irritating game to mine and Dan's lives and now yours. And now people are trying to give us solutions, they ask chat GBT or just look it up, but we don't want to do that. This is purely a discussion that happens in the room and with you guys, right? Because otherwise we don't actually want the answer really because then the game's over. I think I think you realize you're right if you have the majority on your side. It's an A-lister game so we've put out three names Jim Carrey, Tom Holland and Sandra

Bullock. Are they A, B or C-list in terms of fame? Yeah. And we've been debating for the last day. Well I think this proves my point that Tom Holland isn't an A-lister the first text was who's Tom Holland? And they spelled it H-O-L-I-N-D. Yeah, right. Holland. Okay, but then somebody else has come in to say, anyone who has a household name is an automatic A-lister.

I disagree. Regardless of relevant now or not. Let's go to Louise. Louise, you think Tom Holland is a what? A, B, or C? He's an A-lister. I cannot believe you guys are living under a bushel. No, I agree, I agree with you. I say Tom Holland is A.

He does stage, he does stage and movies and he's done so much in the last four years. I would say he's a modern day A-lister in my mind. I think anyone that can, if anybody to me can, because I'm hardly in this discussion, I think an A-lister is that I don't care what the movie is, if it has their name in it, you'll sell out. You'll get tickets to it, and I think Tom Holland has that for you. You know, you could put their last name,

you know, Cruise for instance, A-lister, because you know instantly Tom Cruise, Holland, you instantly know Tom Holland. I think you have to show the person's face to 100 people in the street, and if 99 people know who it is, A-Lister. I reckon Tom Holland would be about a 70% hit rate. I don't think Jim Carrey's name would get people to cinemas anymore.

You think? I don't think, no I don't think they would. I don't think Jim Carrey's name on Sonic the Hedgehog gets me to a cinema. Louise just said all the stuff Tom Holland's done the last four years. That's as long as he's been around. Surely it takes longer to get A-List status. Sorry, Tom Holland has been doing this since he was 12. He was Billy, Billy Little.

What is his name? Yeah, not Billy Little. Here we go. Here we go. No! He was Billy Little. The Little Tap Dancer. No.

Bobby Joe. Bobby Joe. No, it's not Billy Elliot, you idiots. And you don't know, I'm not helping your cause. Okay, hi Shane. You gotta mix up with Stuart Little. Hi, how you doing? Hey, hey Shane. All right, what do Stuart Little. Hi, how you doing? Hey, hey Shane.

Alright, what do you reckon, the A-Lister game? Who's in contention for you? I mean, if you're an A-Lister you've won a Grammy. You reckon that's the definition for you? A Grammy, do you mean an Oscar? An Oscar, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. No, that's fine. But I guess you could do, okay, so you've won an Oscar.

But then that would mean somebody like Leonardo DiCaprio, he wouldn't have been an A-lister up until he won, like last year. And also, Michael Jordan, he's an A-lister. Has he ever won an Oscar? You can have an A-lister outside of actor. 100%. Yeah, but we're talking about actors here, I think, is what he's saying. Well, in these examples, yeah. So you mean for an actor to be an A-lister, Shane, they have to have won an Oscar.

Oh, but there are definitely some people that haven't won Oscars. Has Jim Carrey won an Oscar? I mean, I think an Oscar is such a prestigious award. Yeah, I agree with you, but I don't think they have. Shogun has been an A-lister. Like Tom Cruise, he's an A-lister. He's never won an Oscar. Jim Carrey has never won an Oscar. So, Shane, according to Shane, Jim Carrey is not an A-lister. There will be some actors who have won an Oscar that we probably still wouldn't necessarily know straight away. Like the girl who did a Nora last year,

you wouldn't know her name. I'll give you three A-listers now. Oh, for God's sake. Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Ellen DeGeneres. Three household names worldwide. Dan said he wasn't even sure about Leonardo DiCaprio's A-list status. Right. He scrapes in at A.

Oh my God. We have got to stop talking about other names, we will get to other names. Right now we're focusing on the three. Poor Sandra. Calea, Jim, Sandra, Tom. A-list, B-list, C-list. Um, I think, Ben Carey, A-list. Thank you. Tom, currently A-list. Yes. Sandra. I think, I think she's still A-list. I personally think that if you are a household name, you're an A-lister. No matter what, like even from years ago?

Yeah, because I mean, Jim Carrey is, Jim Carrey is still like, I don't think it necessarily means that you have to be super, super relevant as in doing lots and lots of work. But what if it's a household of Gen Z's that don't know Jim Carrey? Well, they don't know. Well, I'm sure they probably don't.

But I do understand that. But also, like, he's got years and years and years and years of work behind him. Yeah, it's like Robin Williams, right? Like, yeah, he was doing flubber towards the end of his career, but he's still Robin Williams. Yeah, I think the most debatable looking at the text and the calls is Tom Holland.

A lot of people debating whether he's in fact B-list. He'll get A eventually, he just doesn't have it yet. He is A-list, you have to put Tom Holland on any movie and it will be bought tickets. If Tom Holland, Spider spider-man one film It's a list then we have to give it to Mark Ruffalo the Hulk. I think he is Ruffalo doesn't even make C list Okay, yeah as I say looking at the text Sandra Sandra and Jim Carrey, most people saying aglist,

Tom Holland, there's a lot of B-list suggestions. Interesting though. It'll come. I think it's a prestigious thing that you have to earn over a decade of work. We will check this back out, everyone calm down, we've sparked a lot of debate online as well, it seems. Poor Sandra didn't get a lot of chat.

Miss Congeniality. Miss Tricypso. It's because she's a B-lister. Oh! Oh! Clint, Meg and Dan. At 8.30, we're giving away a thousand bucks with this. Who dares?

Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Dan! Who dares? Dan! Who dares Dan? I struggled on the water last week and was unsuccessful in this challenge so we've jackpotted the cash prize to $1,000 at 8.30. A game of, good old fashioned game of tug of war.

Eight metre rope separating you and Dan. I must say, you're playing into my weakness, which is grip strength. Last week I was being towed behind that boat and it was all about the grip strength. Failed miserably. And so I think tug of war is almost a similar thing, right? Redemption though, maybe.

I really tried my hardest last week. I really, really did. Well, we- I know, darling, that's the thing. And that's why this works so well, because you do try. You're the biggest try hard I know. Oh my God Meg, you're so right, I'm a try hard.

Well, out in the courtyard here, outside the Edge studio, we have two boxes that have been painted out on the ground. They get separated by an eight metre length of rope. You will have 60 seconds to pull Dan out of his box. And if you do that, you win. If after 60 seconds it's a stalemate, and you're so evenly matched that you can't get Dan out of his box,

Dan, you win by default because we've got to call this at some point. So you either need to pull the person out of their box or be still remaining in yours after 60 seconds to win. Okay. And what hand are you going to have in the front? What's your dominant hand with grips? Straight hand for sure.

So I'd have that there. That's the hand I do most of my writing with. And so what I'll do is I'll have that at the front and my other one at the back and really just pull. Do you ever, the left hand is just waste, like useless? Very rarely am I using it. Like I'll use it if I'm having to double hand stuff but I really do that with.

Which, right, not really a thing there. Okay, real twist in the mix. I know he backs himself when it comes to most sports, and he has beaten edge staff in the past that have run their mouth. Boss Casey thinks that he could represent you, listening this morning, to win you $ were thousand dollars by beating Dan in a game Of tug-of-war my goodness

I'll be Dan. Yeah Casual about it. You're quite a small little fella Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. You're probably I'll let's not say twice my size, but you'd be significantly heavier But I don't know. I just think that I can't see you beating me in a physical fight. And fitness level wise, boss Casey, you play sports every weekend don't you? I mean you're a very athletic person. I watch them. Oh you watch them, no sorry. So that's a little different. I'm not gonna ask you about your grip strength. Dan if you're Aude Clint you're welcome to. Well the is, all I need to do is pull Casey

off his circle and I win this listener money. You pull the boss off, you win the listener money. He pulls you off and what happens? No, someone wins nothing. No money is won. The funny thing is the last time- No, we'll jackpot it to next week. If Dan wins and boss Casey is unsuccessful the money will jackpot to

next Friday. The last time I pulled Casey off I got a pay rise so hopefully that happens again. Stop stop it I don't know if you guys know what you're doing I think you're being naughty. So boss Casey you gonna be able to be in a half arse day? Should be able to I need to get him need to get him move on. Yeah well come on well come on mate, most of the officers here, and as the boss I feel like you should be setting a standard. Sure they are. Please. And Dan, you've just got to go full flavour with this.

Yeah, I really do. And you know what, I was going full flavour last week. I've added extra flavour this week. Oh, have you? So I think I'd be worried if I was Casey. Yeah, it's all thanks... I can't lose twice in a row. Yeah, it's all thanks to Mother Earth and Nutty Sensations.

Oh my god. I know you've just realized. OK, so today 30, if our boss Casey can beat Dan in a game of tug of war, then you'll win a thousand dollars. If you manage to get through on the phones, he can represent you. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. OK, just to keep behind the curtain, I've started putting on my costume and Nick's just sitting. We can't say anything, we can't say anything.

I can't say anything. I don't want to give anything away, but I am... Dan, his eyes look a lot darker. I feel like I rushed something. Yeah, I do feel like you did too. So are we going to get changed now? Um, no, we'll have to do it during the Chaperone song. Oh right, after Nick's. I do feel like you did too. Yeah, so we're gonna get changed now No, we'll have to do it during us during the chapel rhone song. Oh, right after next. Okay. So right now What do we do? I'm sorry. I'm so distracted. Sorry about that. Dan's rocking eyeliner

already And yeah, you should never rush eyeliner Right, we're doing the hot girls trend so this is something that you can do with your partner You can... I asked the boys to try and do it but we don't think it would work the same if you go to... If you're in a heterosexual relationship, you go to your wife. If you've got any hot guys on your phone, it might not work.

But if you're in a relationship with a man, this could work. You go up to them, you put on a certain tone, and you film them just in case. So it looks like they might be getting caught out in something. Set the trap, yeah. Have you got any photos of hot girls on your phone? Very simple question. The answer is yes, of course I do.

You my darling, the hottest woman on the planet. Easy. Are they going to stutter as much as you do? Yeah, no. They're nervous. They're nervous. They're nervous. They're really firm with that.

So I got a couple of friends to do this yesterday and it can be done. Have a listen to the first example. I just wondered if you had any photos of hot girls on your phone. You do? Can I say? No. Why not?

Cause you've probably got 10 duplicates of the same photos on your own phone. Because the hot girl's me? Am I the hot girl? Easy, cute. Carter of the year. Great pass. because the hot girls me and my girl oh yeah great pass and here's a second one who's great example hi question do you have photos of hot girls on your phone yeah yeah thanks for the photos of you

yeah you heaps of photos of you brilliant Haha good boy. Heaps of photos of you. Yeah brilliant, amazing, lovely. Then it comes down to Yers as a partner. Not quite a past. Yeah Yers from the Full Noise Workday, not good. Do you have any pictures of hot girls on your phone? Hot girls? Yeah?

No. But, do you have any pictures of me on your phone? As a hot girl? Is that your girlfriend who's a hot girl? You're a hot woman. Good save. Also the way he went, no, makes me think he definitely does have photos of other girls.

And so these are the different stages of, you know, like, past scene and near pasts, and then you have my husband who was like possum caught in headlines yeah I feel like he's still got his foot in the strap do you have any hot photos of girls on your phone? huh? no? huh? just pictures of you

just ha! just just? sorry I tried to save it so no hot, just confirming no hot photos of girls in your photo? Of other girls.

Oh I didn't ask that question. Oh sorry I missed her. No I just got pictures of you. Oh no I said it again. It's like he went into the trap, got his leg, and then he got out of it and went back into the same trap. I think he's got both feet in separate bear traps. Yeah, if he had said, I've got photos of you, yes, perfect. But when he said no, I've just got photos of you. It's just, yeah.

So a bit of fun to do over the weekend if you do it with your partner. It's all fun again. I'd love for you to DM them if you do it as well to us on Instagram. Oh yeah, at us. We'd love to see some more videos. At Edge Breakfast.

We'd love to reshare them over the weekend. So get DM them if you do it as well to us on Instagram. Oh yeah, at us. We'd love to see some more videos. At Edge Breakfast, we'd love to re-share them over the weekend. So get amongst that if you're keen. Alright, the riser audio that is going to play before we start rocking out as a brand new band, MCDC, at Olivia's 40th. We have not heard this riser audio. Producer Anipia has put it together for us to hopefully get us amped and the crowd amped for what is about to happen. And we're also needing to get into our costumes. Right. Well, not a costume, Clint. Outfits. What are you talking about costumes?

Mine is like stars in their eyes. Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be smash. I've got a big sheet to cover me. Okay. Oh, God, that sounds... Okay. Oh, not the pointy hat It's got eye holes and stuff Clint, Meg and Dan Hold on, can't really see the desk Clint, Meg and Dan it's almost 8 o'clock. We're all covered by sheets Yeah, so we can't see each other because we're about to do a reveal for what we're gonna look like

What we're gonna wear for our band performance We haven't discussed this at all. There has been zero discussion in the background To be honest, I don't even know why we're doing costumes. What's the point? What are we going to wear for our band performance tomorrow night? We haven't discussed this at all. There has been zero discussion in the background. I don't even, to be honest, know why we're doing costumes. What's the point? I thought it's not a costume, it's just an outfit. And I went matching to what the band would be like, because we're doing a Weezer song. I don't know what you would... Okay.

It feels... Okay, are we ready? I'm going to do a drum roll and then we're going to all drop the sheets and see what our band's going to look like tomorrow night. I won't be able to hear the drumroll because of my costume. Okay, hold on. Drumroll's on now. Just give me a sec. Okay. And when?

Ta-da! Meg and I look... Okay. Oh my god, Clint. Okay, Clint, you look like you're Slash from Guns N' Roses. Thank you! But an existential crisis. Dan, Dan, Dan. Meg and I look pretty good. Don't you look like Hitler've got your slash from Guns N' Roses, but an existential crisis. Dan, Dan, Dan.

Meg and I look pretty good. Don't you look like Hitler? No, no, no, no. You mean Charlie Chapman? I was going for him. I was going for like a rocker. I was going for like Serge Tankian from System of the Down. No, no, no.

Dan is spray painted his hair black and you've done like a Charlie Chapman mustache. No, I need to make the mustache longer because it is a bit Hitler-y. Okay, sorry. Okay, and I need done like a Charlie Chaplin mustache. No, I need to make the mustache longer because it is a bit... Okay, sorry. Okay, and I need to put more hairspray in. I was going for like black goth. Meg and I look good. Oh, we say Meg looks good. I think Meg looks good.

It looks like you forgot to put a top on. You've got dungarees. Well, I thought this would be quite cool, dungarees and a bit of backwards cap. Meg's got a bikini top underneath some dungarees and a backwards cap. Meg, you're drumming. Something's going to pop out. What underneath some dungarees and a backwards cap. Meek, you're drumming. Something's gonna pop out. What do you mean? Yeah, something might pop out.

That's risky. Yeah, but you know, a little nip slip is quite rock and roll. What's Hellfire Club? What's the T-shirt? It's from Stranger Things. It's a bit of a niche one. Yeah, it's quite niche. It's like a... anyway.

Dan, look! It's the only black shirt I own. I was trying to go goth. Okay? If I saw Dan in the street, I'd be petrified. I was trying to go goth. I I saw Dan in the street I'd be petrified. I was trying to go goth, I think I've overshot and gone Hitler. So I need to kind of tone it back slightly. You're very Adolf right now.

Yes, okay. Your Adolf if you was in a punk band. Okay, well at least he's in the punk band. It's not like opera. And then Dan, I mean, Clint, you've chosen a wig and a bandana and gloves. Yeah, I've got fingerless gloves. Is that headcrimp? Yeah. And a bandana and gloves. Yeah, I've got fingerless gloves. Is that a headcrimp? I got like a, yeah, it's a crimp.

Yeah, cause I don't know if Slash is much of a crimper, to be honest. A denim sort of like ripped vest. Okay. Me and I kinda match. Yeah. Yeah. I did say I was wearing denim,

I don't know what happened. Okay, we'll get a photo, also leather pants. Man. They got black leather pants. You guys, I feel like I've really rushed mine You need to go back to the drawing board We'll get a photo up on edge breakfast on Instagram ASAP. We are supposed to play the riser here Oh, we're late. We're late

We're going to do it after 8 o'clock Oh Okay, we'll do Will to win as soon as we've done that we'll play the riser audio now that we're all in costume. Not costume, it's just me. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Alright we're going to debut our riser audio that will play before our performance as a band for the very first time tomorrow night at Olivia's 40th. We are all in our band attire. Can't call it a costume. No it's not a costume, well you guys are dressed up in costume. I'm just in my college.

I've never seen you wear a backwards cap before, Megan. I went to a chemist's warehouse last night and brought some root retouch to spray my hair black so I look like a goth. Problem is, I've just realised I don't know if it's washout. You look like the lead singer of My Chemical Romance's Grandad. Yeah, I think it's the beard. I've put on a beard and I shouldn't have done that anyway. Alright well um yeah we'll get to all that coming up in 10 right now though some cash to send you into your weekend if you fit the bill, win the will. Our long lost Uncle Will passed away and we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge, Will to win. Let's see if Uncle Will's looking for you. Ah, Friday.

Just the smell of it reminds me of the time I thought I was rolling into an AA meeting but ended up crashing a vegan wedding. Vegan wedding's a fun fact, actually a thing. Anyway, the person I'm leaving cash for my will to, they had a pet fish growing up, so he wasn't on the menu at the wedding, thank God. They were born in the 90ss and they've crashed a wedding.

Now I've done both of those, but not being born in the 90s. Have you crashed a wedding? I crashed a wedding in Thailand. Really? Yeah. And they had like Johnny Walker, like whiskey and Fanta on the table. What a mix.

I was like, what is going on here? And I remember the bride and groom came around and introduced themselves to us because we had no idea who they were. And they had a baby and they let me hold it. And then she said to me, just don't snap neck and did like a rotating thing with her hand. And I was like, nah, all good.

I was just gonna hold him. Yeah, just about, she told ya. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Phew, phew. Yeah. Okay, how much money is it this morning? Sorry, Clint. 250 bucks. 250 bucks.

If that is you, give us a call at 800 The Edge. Okay. If you want to check out the photo of what the three of us are wearing and will be wearing for our band performance tomorrow night you can text me with BREAKFAST at 3343. It'll bounce you a link to our Instagram page if you do want to check it out and see Meg in a bikini top with dungarees over the top. I just caught a photo like a vision of myself in the cameras. I look nothing like what I expected to look like.

You do look like... Let's not say it. The cousin of... Yeah. Our long-lost Uncle Will passed away. And we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge. Will to win. Alright, fit the bill, win the will.

This is the criteria that's been thrown out this morning. If it's you, I'll wait is the edge. Will to win. All right, fit the bill, win the will. This is the criteria that's being thrown out this morning. If it's you, I'll wait 100 the edge. The person I'm looking for had a pet fish growing up. They were born in the 90s and they've crashed a wedding, silly bugger. All right, the person that thinks it might be them, it's Rachel. Rachel, born in the 90s, nice and easy.

Yes. Okay. Oh, I wasn't convincing. She was just checking. Before we put the money in her bank account, we can get an ID, Jim. What was your fish's name? I didn't have a name, but I had multiple goldfish, because unfortunately they don't live very long. But my stepdad always said that fish are less stressful than boys. That's true.

And you crashed a wedding, tell us the story. Yeah, me and my girlfriend were up in Auckland for a concert, mid 2000s-ish, staying at a hotel and thought we were going in for dinner. Went in, ordered a drink at the bar, looked around and next thing you know, the bride and groom did their entrance and we're like, wait, we're not supposed to be here.

No, you didn't do it on purpose. And no one would call you out because how often do you, as a wedding guest, know every single person at the wedding? True. Not often, right? Yeah, exactly. That's the thing, I mean, we were,

it was our first trip away, born in a small town, kinda didn't feel comfortable staying, but now we look back and go, why did we not do that? I mean, the people we could've met and everything would've been a much more interesting story. The only people that would have caught it out maybe were the bride and groom because they would know everybody, right?

When you got to sit down to eat and you don't have a seat, that'd be when it'd become obvious. Yeah. Okay, well, if you are the right person that Uncle Will is looking for, you have to answer the security question. If you get it right, it sounds like it might be you.

Okay, cool. You have five seconds to give us an answer, Rachel. Good luck. All right, your question. You'll definitely know this since you love wedding crashing so much. Name me one of the actors who starred in the movie Wedding Crashers underrated classic. Oh, Owen Wilson? Yes. Owen Wilson will take it. Yes well done. $250 Rachel congratulations all yours.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. Vince Vaughan would have also accepted him. Yeah, it was a star-studded cast. Isla Fisher. It was an easy watch, Isla Fisher was great. That was her first kind of big breakout day. Oh, find you. Yeah, iconic. She was great.

By the way, their photo is up now if you want to see outfits that we just revealed to each other for the band. Cool, another 250 bucks to win at nine o'clock this morning with Will to Win, Fit the Bill, Win the Will. We will debut our rising music, which is kind of like our entrance music, before our band officially start jamming out our cover of Teenage Dirtbag by Weedus. We put together a band less than 40 days ago to see how far three friends with no musical experience could get.

And we're about to find out tomorrow. with no musical experience could get. And we're about to find out tomorrow. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. 40 days ago, the three of us were not in a band. But fast forward just over a month and the three of us will be performing for the very first time as a band, MCDC, on stage at Olivia's birthday.

Crazy, really. Take it very seriously. It's something that I think the three of us do really well. And that's why we do try so hard because the other two are try-hards. People said we couldn't do it. They were haters Yeah, oh god, Mitch James being one of them. Yeah. Yeah, we were supposed to open for him He's playing at the Town Hall and Christchurch tomorrow night And he said we wouldn't we weren't ready and we weren't but that we also wouldn't be ready and I think we are so picture this

And I think we are. So picture this. I was like, where's that coming from? Picture this. Olivia's 40th, we're gonna walk up on stage in silence and we're gonna stand there in silhouette. And this will start playing before we start rocking it. This is our first time hearing it. I was hoping for a smoke machine.

We don't get that, but. Yeah, RSA said no. Yeah, they did. But an EP of Vapes a lot. Oh God, I'm so ready Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, legends of the rock music world all paving the way for this one night one month ago this group of rock music royalty had never touched an instrument and now Jimi Hendrix is shaking in his boots. Dead boots of course, he's dead. Okay let's start from the beginning. All it took was one small sentence from Dan. We should start a band. They were full of hopes and dreams and looking for a stage so we had up Kiwi musician Mitch James.

Can we open on your final show Mitch James May 24th at Christchurch Town Hall? Why don't we do something and then we can spring it to Mitch? I'll give you 14 days. I can scratch together some shit on a guitar in a couple of weeks. One week later. Three, two, one, go. Oh shit. Here we go, here we go.

Three, two, one, next. That's such a bad drum roll. Oh yeah, whoa. Kukubane's turning in his grave right now. I've been so grateful for the support. That was so shit. That was the worst. That was the worst auditions I've ever heard.

I feel like Simon Cowell here. Undiscouraged and determined, they still had to find a song. And then there was Teenage Dude Bag that was suggested. Kara suggested that. Let's just do the song. You're doing that! I'm with ya! Lock it in!

We're doing Teenage Dude Bag, baby! Thank you, Kara, for your suggestion. It will be our first song, baby. There was a bit of debate over who was gonna do the girl bit. Even Brendan from Weedus weighed in on it. Clint, uh, high marks for ingenuity. Dan, you really put yourself through pains for this. You suffered for the art, as it were. I have to say I'm impressed. Meg, uh, kudos to you. I really don't know how you tolerate those two. So we had instruments and a song. All we needed now was a room full of licked up victims to play to.

My 40th. The Devonport RSA. That's right, Olivia's 40th birthday at the Devonport RSA. Which brings us to this very moment. Introducing the band. Hang on, I'm gonna need a ciggie and a voice changer for this one. How's this? Oh shit, yeah, that's brilliant.

On rhythm guitar. He would love to claim to be leader of the band, even though we all know he's not. He's got a face like a smacked ass, but boy does this guy have some pipes. His name? Dan Weeby. On lead guitar. He's tall. He's got a smile that can blind a room. Too much teeth whitening that is. And he's quite clearly topped up his fake

tan just for this gig. His name? Clint Randall. On the drums. She can't quite nail analogies. Her tone and pitch isn't what we'd call accurate, but she's also learned how to play the drums whilst growing a baby. Her name? Meg Manson! Plus those other two guys that are there with them, but we've really run out of time in this intro now, so carrying on. For one night and one song only, playing to a room full of seamen, this is MCDC.

And then we're into it. Wow! That's us. That's incredible. It gives me chills. Thank you team. I don't think we left enough gap to say our names, especially Dan. Yeah, I think we need to make that slightly longer.

Anyway. We're going to have to play along with this? Yeah, I think it'll... No, we'll fade out and we'll start in. Okay, on that it's gonna fade out it's gonna sound way crapper. Yeah. It goes from actual weeders to you. Mmm tricky. Olivia's just texted in who's having her 40th tomorrow. Yeah, bit the girl she said guys I'm so effing excited I'll see you tomorrow. We can't

wait either. Yeah. I think we've got one more practice left in us tonight. Yeah we've got like an hour of practice after the show and then we're straight into it. So we'll be there. All right, we look forward to bringing you all the highlights, lowlights, all the lights next week on the show. We'll be filming the entire thing and bringing you the audio. So, yeah, you don't feel like you're missing out

because I don't think Olivia's 40th is open invite. Clint, Megan, Dan. Time to find out the new tracks that are dropping today. They could be your new favourite tunes. One, two, three, Dan. Time to find out the new tracks that are dropping today. They could be your new favourite tunes. One, two, three, four. New music Friday. Brand new. Oh, content, the party we got. All right, new music Friday. I've gone through all the songs that have been released this morning to find the wins of the week, I think. I thought Georgia Lines Kiwi artist released a great song, it's called Wonderful Life.

She's great live as well, I saw her at Electric Ave when we were down there. She does a great show. Does she? I've never seen her live. Oh my god, yeah, great on the keys. Yeah? Yeah, she's very talented musically. From who, sorry Meg? Georgia Lines. Oh, here it is. Maybe it's a wonderful life Even as I'm waving goodbye

Don't look back You're gonna make it just fine That was a cool chill song from her. Miles Smith, we know him from Stargazing, huge song here on the edge and around the world. We have a little club with that just to remind people, Claire, sorry we can find that. This is a song that my dear darling husband always sends, whenever it's on the radio He sees our songs on he he always relates it to us. So I wondered a lot appreciative to Not be a one-hit wonder after a big song like this, right? So this is him here, but he's got a new song out today called gold

breathe but I need my breath back just to tell you that I, I, I Imagine if the song just like stopped and then came back in like I feel like ooh I always wondered if that stuff's playing Oh yeah You know they go what if we just stopped it here and then we just came back in like this Like it was like ba da da da da da da They do it then they do it then they do it I like that

And then they go why don't we actually include that it's cool Ah we've got a new song from Joe Jonas which I think has got the most hairy style sort of feel to it. It's called Honey Blonde. So turn me on, my honey, darlin' After seven years Isn't it so Harry though? It's very Harry's house, his last album. Yeah, I honestly think it's a song that if you played it to me and you said, Who's this? I would have guessed it was him. So I think it's going to be a hit. I think it's a great song from him.

We've got Cliche by Machine Gun Kelly. I don't know if this is about his parnix partner, Baby Mama, Megan Fox, but it's got a really cool late 90s emo vibe. It sounds cliche, but tell me what you're waiting for me. Baby, I'm a rolling stone. I got a lot of right in me, but I don't wanna stay this long. Tell me what you're saying to me.

That's my pick of the week. I like it. Bye bye. Come on, Machine Gun. That's a really sound like Worcester. Even if you sound like Worcester. Oh man everything's coming up trumps for old Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah he's looking good for him isn't it. Kid on the way. Oh no he's had his daughter.

Oh has he? Yeah he's had his daughter. I don't know how they still together. Megan Fox. It's cool. Rocking out. It's cool right? And I think everyone used to like to hate him. He had that beef with him and he was like what a loser

and whatever but I think he's actually had like a bit of a glow up in the PR world. Yeah I agree, quite funny because people realised he was best friends with Pete Davidson and then they were like you two are very funny together and changed there for me. And I've seen lots of videos where he seems actually seems to be a very genuine, nice guy. And then we've got Leave Me Alone by Renee Rapp. Now I've got the chorus and the verse here to play to you boys. I really don't know if she's a genius

and I'd love to hear your feedback because I first heard I thought this is awful but then I found myself singing along. So here's the verse. Okay. I'm a real bad girl but a real good kisser I'm a real home girl but a real good kisser Give me a home bitch I wanna have fun Got my hair tied up for fun I don't disturb

Give me a home bitch I wanna have fun Got my jeans so low show my little back dimple Oh, a diss line here, wait for it Even line my lips just to match my nipples Give me a home bitch I wanna have fun Right, okay, okay, here's the chorus Wait for it. Right, okay. Okay, here is the chorus. It is Pick Me, is it? Yeah, it's a bit Pick Me. A bit Olivia Rodrigo.

I don't hate it. Ah, it's bright all of a sudden. I don't like the verse but I like the chorus. It's suddenly quite Olivia Rodrigo and I was like, actually do I like it? So it might be a grower but those are the picks of the week for me. I think if she'd nailed the lyrics and the verse then they weren't so, like they're just a little bit cringe. What's the MGK song? I'm going to add that to my life songs. It's called Cliche. Cliche....light songs.

Cliche. Cliche. Yeah. Get that on the edge. ASAP. All right, cool. Coming up next, we'll get into the highlights of the week with the producers Dari and Houdis. Dan, we've got a thousand dollars cash to give away if the boss can tug harder than

Dan in a game of tug of war and pull Dan out of his box. New Zealand radio first. Careful. Clint, Megan, Dan. Who dares? Who dares? Who dares?

Dan! Who dares? Dan! Who dares? Dan! Who dares? Dan! Who dares?

Dan! She's a moving target at the moment. We'll get to the producers diary before 9 but the boss has arrived, ready to take on Dan in a tug-of-war challenge to try to win you a thousand dollars in cash. Now in all seriousness, you are, you'll admit it, you're a slender guy. Do you really back yourself beating this guy? A massive specimen of a man.

Well, now look, I would say, if I'm honest, 50-50. Ooh. You're like, you're a much heavier. Yeah, and you just- And I'm not meaning this in a bad way, but I'd say you're probably about 150% of my body weight. I'd say probably that would be close. I weigh about 90 kgs.

Yeah, so almost, yeah. And you could just like deadweight him. Mm, well I could, but the thing is, is well, he could be more stronger and have better form. So there is a situation there, yeah. Well, and I think I will, but it's yeah, let's not give him any ideas. Yeah.

Okay, yeah, because there's a little bit of a tactic involved, we've all seen Squid Game. Yep. We saw the tug of war, there is a little bit of a strategy to winning. Okay, I think we're pivoting on the rules as well. Dan says, reminded us, a lot of the time when he completes the challenge,

he wins you listening cash. So he was like, why now has that changed where Casey's now competing for the listener? So maybe it makes more sense if you win Casey, you get to keep the money, like the edge gets to keep its cash. That is exactly what I'm, yeah. Yeah, which is, I mean, you're always about budgets

and tightening the purse strings. If Dan beats you, we give away the cash. Oh, you're not beating me now. If I can save the thousand bucks, that's a good lie. I wanna give the money away. Okay, so call us now on 0800 The Edge. We're gonna go into the courtyard here.

And if Dan can beat Boss Casey in a game of tug of war, he will go to a random line, one of the 10 that we've got. And if you're on that line, you want a thousand dollars cash going into your weekend but if the boss beats Dan the boss gets to put the thousand bucks back into his budget and everybody loses except him. Happy? I've never wanted to win more. Okay we'll get you guys into your boxes they're being marked out we'll get the eight meter rope. Oh wait are they doing this in their undies? No boxes that are painted marked out. We'll get the 8 metre rope and... Oh wait are they going this in their undies? I didn't sign that.

No boxes that are painted on the ground. I'll need a sock if that's the case. It's next. I went under the edge if you want a thousand bucks and you think that Dan can beat the boss in a game of tug of war. We have a thousand dollars cash to give away if Dan can do what he couldn't do last week. week blessed you bits ladies and gentlemen we've got a whole lot of people at the office here watching Dan take on the boss Casey in a game of tug of war if the boss is successful in pulling Dan

out of his box first, the boss will put $1,000 back into the edge budget and no one wins. But if Dan can pull our boss out of his box, he will win $1,000 for you on 0800 the edge. It's two men pulling each other off and we're here this morning. We've got a crowd. Good morning. Who's ready to see Casey lose? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Seems like he's got more backing than me.

Okay, so lads, I'm just making sure that the rope is even. Looks even. Feeling happy with that? Yeah. Feel free to pick up the rope, both of you now. No pulling yet, please. I want to see some slack in the rope. Slack. Thank you. Now it is, of please, I want to see some slack in the rope. Slack, thank you.

Now it is of course all thanks to Mother Earth Nutty Sensations, the only rule they have is that you both have to go full flavour. Oh look, you couldn't fit more flavour in this rope pull if you tried. Okay, great to hear dad. And I'm going to count down from three on one, you can start pulling. Okay, here we go. Thanks for clarifying the rules. No, no, no. All right, interesting.

It goes three, two, and then one, we start. All right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dan, are you ready? What if it's a stalemate? One minute? Yeah, if the boss can't pull you. Oh, I can't last a minute.

The boss after one minute, Dan, we'll win. Don't worry, Kase, it is me. Okay, all right. And in alright and in three two one begin pulling Oh Jesus Christ Oh my god I've won it instant win Okay Dan has won after a couple of seconds He's called the boss off

I think I'm gonna have to quit The boss did say he's going to last 60 seconds. I don't think the boss lasted two. That means Dan pick a number from one to ten. That is the fastest I've ever pulled one off. From one to ten. One to ten. Okay, let's go.

Number eight. Line number eight. That is Michaela, congratulations. You are a thousand dollars richer thanks to motherhood and also dad. Yeah! You there Michaela? Is that me? Speechless.

Yeah, is that you? Is your name Michaela? Are you talking to me? I mean is your name Michaela? Is it me? Yeah sure, it's you. Whatever your name is, congratulations, you've just won a thousand dollars. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Your name is your name Michaela. Is it me? Yeah sure, it's you! Whatever your name is, congratulations! You've just won a thousand dollars cash! Oh my gosh! Yeah, wow, okay, thanks!

That's awesome! I don't think she knows where she is. Well congratulations Dan, you didn't get it done last week but you definitely did this week. Were you actually trying then Casey? Because I feel like that was one of the easiest things I've ever done. It was like pulling a feather. There is such a thing as a bad winner.

Yeah. I get the truth. Alright, quick little rematch while we go to... Go on then. Yeah, right. No. Alright, we'll take a quick break. When we come back, producers Daryl, the highlights of the week

and your chance to win with Mother Earth and Archie Sensations as well next week with a final hootie as Dan that has been bubbling away behind the scenes with one of the most epic challenges if we can get this going next week. I've never seen, I don't know anyone that's ever attempted it, a little owned achieved it, but Dan will have a go next week. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast it is.