The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW pulling off pan

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat about Anne Hathaway’s “snatched” braid look and Tina Fey denying Timothée Chalamet manspreading beef, then run “Take the Edge Off” cash calls, giving Flynn $250 for a new vacuum and Mackenzie $500 for a Warriors trip. The team continues auditions for Dan’s teenage-written musical “Hook,” comparing Dan’s serious Hook to Clint’s comedic NSYNC-style take and taking listener feedback. Meg tells a stressful story about her mum losing her phone/keys and an Uber drop-off mix-up. They finish with Kiwi invention news, a fundraiser for Kirstys, and calls about being born with extra body parts, including a dog born with multiple penises. 00:36 Hook Musical Tease 01:37 Overthinkers Podcast Plug 02:50 AI Robot Partner Debate 05:39 Scandal 07:29 Hook Audition Replay 09:04 First Call of the day 12:48 Naughty 640  14:40 Take The Edge Off Winner 16:49 Megs Mum Phone Lost Saga 23:24 Guess What Mum Trend 26:29 Hard Career Pivots 14:36 Cash Call Challenge 29:44 Warriors Trip Talk 31:15 Hook Musical Auditions 07:29 Clint Auditions Live 37:21 Listener Votes Roll In 41:21 Kiwi Inventions Roundup 43:54 Born With Extras  

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Good morning. Good morning. Hell of a wake up for Meg. Oh yeah, we were just talking about, of all things, bleached an an anises, and I didn't know what that meant.

So I did do a Google off a safe search that is going to now ping up to our internet safety people, I believe. But that is... I don't know if they're flagging that sort. I think they'll go big of things to be doing than flagging bleach. You think they said that they go, Megan's... Search split Janus.

What does she do? She's on the edge. I am. I'm fine. Yeah. She'll be doing. Damn we're being and Clint Randall.

Yeah, they're probably just seen a price list. It's very exciting actually. Brittany, just thank you for letting us know that you're 4 degrees in Gore, but she missed Dan's audition. We are going to have

another replay coming up later on the show if you miss that, and it's Clint's today as well. Yeah, we're making a show. A show I wrote when I was 15 years old. A musical about Peter Panan Hook. A lot to unpack there if you haven't heard, but we'll recap it later on the show. My daughter actually said to me

that she thought you, Dan, have Peter Pan energy. Did she? Oh, right. Well, I'll tell her that I think she's got Smey energy, so. Flint, you are wearing bright green today. You do. You do look Pannish. Yeah, yeah.

And you do look younger than me, even though you are much older. Much better. So I feel like you could pull off Peter Pan more than me. Nothing about pulling off, man. Mate, how do you do it? Isn't he? Yeah, anyway. You don't pull him off.

I was pulling off hook yesterday. A bit of variety. You started it with the bleep stuff, all right? So let's get this train back on track, hey? I don't know if we've ever started it on track. No. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's go.

All right, we have another podcast that sits alongside this one where we record after the show. So if you want another 15 to 20 minutes of Clint Meg and Dan, you can. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Just text Overthinkers to 3343 and we'll bounce it back to you, nice and easy. And the thing with the Overthinkers, Meg, I don't know if you agree with me, but it's a little bit more, what would you say, racy? Yeah, spicy, a little more spicy, let's say that.

Than the normal show, because there's no rules when it comes to podcasting. You can say whatever you want, really. And maybe if the BSA has their way, we're talking about that a few, well, was it last month, they're looking to scrap it, which is pretty much the police for media. Yeah. So that you can obviously complain if you hear something you don't think is appropriate. And they're looking to get rid of it, and everyone just regulates themselves. Which I think if people are worried about that, we're still going to not,

we're not going to suddenly swear on air and you do anything. and we still have our own standards of morals, knowing that children are listening. You know what I mean? Yeah, you have to be palatable to a wider enough audience to have an audience. So don't worry about that, but I do worry when I find out, I've had mum's chat to me and go, oh, boy, you know, my daughter loves listening to the overthinkers,

and I go, ooh, that's a different version of me. Yeah, that's a very different me that you're getting. But also, kids are going to learn the swear words eventually. Just teach them now. So, Dan, correct me if I'm wrong, but your question was a hypothetical one, about as the advancements in AI continue, maybe in 10, 15 years from now, if our partners were to tragically die,

I think Meg's husband died of boredom. Yes, thank you for being with me. Then what would the ideal partner that we would create in robot form and what characteristics would we give them aesthetically and also in terms of their personality? And maybe ask this to yourself as well if you're listening, if you could create the perfect person as an android, what would it be?

Yeah, yeah. And we got into that ourselves, didn't we? Yes, and eventually after, Meg and I had our turn, Dan, described his. We can do anything so we can make her have mops for hands if you want. Like, there's anything, we can do anything with this. Well, are they interchangeable or are they permanently mops? Well, I'm making my one have a vacuum cleaner for a hand.

If you know, you know. I don't think you need to figure it out if you don't know. He's gone read. He does. He got a male robot with a vacuum hand. Mom, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room. This is literally, Dan, you're dream. You're Duffy.

You're designing everything about them, and you said he. No, we're on you at the moment. No, no. Oh my God. He, why did you say he? I actually think I'd get a man as well, not in a sexual way. Oh, yeah, but he's got a vacant plan for a hand to suck him off. I would design my best friend, Chris, lives overseas.

I know, right. And if it's a robot, he can give me the on. And he looks like your mate. No, no. You just said, you said it looks like, oh, your mate or Chris or whatever, because you don't see him much. So you want to take Chris, but Chris every now and then, you off with his robotic vacuum clean air. How come you guys got beat and I didn't get beat?

It's different when it comes out of our mouths, Clint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, listen at our back is quite jarring, isn't it? Sorry about that, everybody. We get a little carried away. Yes, we do. And I've been trying to tell us that for the last three months. I've been going, come on, guys.

To be fair, Dan, you were the person that brought up the sex robots. Tanya says I absolutely love a robot for a companion. I'm 58 and I gave up dating years ago. See, and that's what I think that would be perfect. I don't think the technology's there yet because you'd still know they're a robot. Did you see that robot dancing on TikTok the other day? Nightmare.

But I think in like 15, 20 years, we'll get to the point where you don't know if it's a robot or not. It'll be that, you know, realistic. Imagine if we're in a society, yeah, when people are walking around, you go, I don't know, he just seems too perfect. I think he is a robot.

It's like figuring out, we would have been like, back my day, we had to just figure out if AI was a photo on the internet. Now we don't know if people are actually AI or not. That's wild. That's like when Clint says back in his day used to ride a horse to school. Remember that? It's crazy, isn't he?

You'll know if Dan's partner's a robot because it'll have a vacuum cleaner for hands. I'll be a real time. I'd make the wear gloves just to hide it. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Anne Hathaway has denied facelift rumors again saying it is just two clever braids

pulled back to give her a snatched face look. I've seen women do that on social media showing the Anne Hathaway facelift. Yeah, yeah. And just like getting to hair and pulling it tight around the side. She says she's not against, getting one day, but she has not done it yet.

Should we try it on you today, Meg? Let's do you. Should we try that? Yeah. Dan and I are currently growing her hair out. I'm not. And Tina Faye has quashed beef that she was annoyed sitting next to Timothy Shalameh after photos of her majorly manspreading and a basketball game came out. For every amount that he's sitting like this

and man spreading, I'm doing the opposite. My legs, I got a big old can. And so in the bat, as Amy Poehler would say, God is fair. Timothy's legs took the front My big old can was taking the back We had no abuse So thanks to the whitening co-smile with confidence

Maybe it doesn't matter I was trying to work out what she means by the can Her bum Okay great because that's what I thought Yeah her bum The can was right When you're talking man spreading in the can I was like if you think about

Two people sitting next to her He's leaning back so his bum is kind of on the edge of the chair But his legs are spread out And she's leaning forward So her elbows are on her knee but her bum is kind of taking up the back of the chair. Yeah, okay. So that's what she's saying.

There's a weird way to be sitting for Timothy, I must say. Yeah, I don't like a man's breath. It is a bit toxic. He is a bit small, though, so maybe it makes him appear larger. True. He is a small lad. True. Okay, first call of the day next.

Love it to be you. I went hundred with the edge and we'll saw you out with a double pass to our must-see movie this week for your troubles. What is the must-see movie this week? Just quickly. He-man. He-man. Looking forward to that. The life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland.

While we wait for you to call for the first call of the day, I mean. There is a audition for the role of Hook for the musical that Dan wrote as a child. I performed my audition privately. Yes, too. My wife yesterday. Oh, goodie. Then I secretly recorded her. Okay, is she excited to come to the show, by the way?

Do you know? Have it to listen to. her reaction of my performance and then see if you think she's excited about it. Oh God, okay. Yeah. Oh, I missed her initial reaction and then I quickly flip my phone secretly into record.

You don't seem very impressed by it. No, it's good. You went, okay. That was your reaction to my private performance. Don't check my phone to see everyone recording you, so now you can say nice things about my... my performance when you didn't love it? I think it was good.

Now, Clayton, I want you to be taking this seriously because if you're not, it's going to piss me off. I took it very seriously. Do you know what? I might need a break just before eight that you guys do on your own to get into costume. God, he's gone all out. He doesn't even want to be in a bit. That man

will not back down from a competition. Okay, good. As long as you're taking it seriously because I do want the best hook to win. Yeah, of course. Or I'm going to have to start slowly chipping away getting changed between now and eight because it might take that long. Okay, we do have Chantal on 0-800-Ead.

Hey, Chantelle. Morning. Hi, did you happen to hear Dan's audition yesterday for Hook? Very different times of the morning. No, I don't. Oh, bugger. Let me give you a little snippet. But with Peter flying high

in the Neverland sky, one step at a time, we'll bring him down. It's so good. It's the sweat. of the sea. Oh my goodness, it's so good. It's going to have to go in the actual production.

Chantelle, if you were in Auckland, I know you're in Christ's shirt, so it's a bit of a drive to get here or a flight. If it was in your town, would you go to the show? If it was just down the road? Absolutely. Yep, good.

If it was just down the road. She's like a bit of a drive. How far does it have to be from your house before you go, nah? I probably can consider flying up just to watch that. Oh, good. That's so kind. That's so kind. Yeah, we're going to find out who our hook is.

by the end of the week, so I'm very excited for Clint's audition. How is Christchurch this morning, Chantel? We've been going, though, talking about some of the temperatures around the country. It's apparently four degrees. I think it was in Gore, wasn't it? It is just chilly. Yeah, it's a bit coming this morning, but hopefully it makes for a good day. And how's been on holiday at the moment?

Oh, don't. Don't. Yeah, it's not too bad. No, it is not a holiday. Yeah. I wouldn't start the holiday as a year I don't imagine I've got three at home and I'm on the way

this morning to actually have the last baby Wow Really this morning Yeah I'm on my way to the hospital Always in space You know what? Shantai!

We've been talking about ourselves Chantelle, what do you mean what number baby is this? Technically my third but it will make number four at home Oh my God Chantelle, we're with you all the way You can do this

You've done it before. Yeah. Are you going in for a C-section or you're going in for an induction? C-section this morning. Okay. That's why you seem to have chill. I'm like, you're supposed to be breathing through these contractions? Oh, my God.

My wife had a C-section as well and it was an amazing experience. Oh, my gosh, Chantelle. The rehab off the back, eh? Must be pretty intense. Yeah. Do you know what you're having? Oh, baby's been through it. No, we don't know for this one.

So nice surprise. Have you got names picked out? Obviously, you won't tell us. That's fine. we've got a girl name but that's as far as we've got Oh wow So it's a little boy

We're gonna have to I know we need to move on But explain that to me Why people don't like sharing a name It's the name you're going to give your kid For anyone to like crap on it The day of would be so Insensitive

So why not just shout it out Because I guess if you don't know the sex yet It's like a nice announcement But go on Shintel Why not you? Yeah well our middle name is for Either bore or girl quite meaningful to a couple of

past family members. Oh, cool. So we would like to announce to either gender what the baby's name is before we announce to the rest of the world. That's cool. Yeah, and that's fair.

My brother ended up giving his daughter the middle name of my mum. So you can imagine who's the favourite. Yeah, true. The favourite there. Shantelle, all the best. We're with you all the way. Yeah, legends aren't born. They are forged.

You're an absolute legend. Masters of the Universe. June 4th in cinemas. We'll get a double pass. So at some point, you know, when you've recovered, you can go check it out. Thank you. You're welcome, Shuntow.

Wow, incredible. I mean, I don't know if, I'm sure she, she might be able to go to the movies. She's had three before. Send the kids along. Just give yourself a bit of a rest. All right, Nauty 640s up next. Amiga's going to be looking after it.

Yeah, I'm talking about a possible dream job for Dan. Oh, that is now been in a nice. announced. Who are people looking for to hire? Anything to get me out of here? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Auditions are going down for Hook, the musical. It's a play that Dan wrote when he was

15. We're looking for the lead. If you missed it, Dan did his audition to this song. He changed the lyrics. I didn't do the Kenyan stuff either. I left that out. I didn't go Ingun Yama Ninguine Mambuala. And we've got Clint's coming up at 8 this morning.

I don't know what you're doing yours for those. That's right. I was thinking about doing the moves and then just trying to remember the words was hard enough so I might just... It's a very different hook. I don't know which one we're going to get. Of course you're doing this song. And what are you changing from bye-by-bye-bye? Die, die-die-die.

Of course you are. Because obviously I'm not a big fan of Peter Pan. I do like it, Dan. I'm sorry. If he pulls it off, you're in trouble. I feel like the best pan... I mean, best hook should win. Yeah. Whoever doesn't win hooks does get pan. And also in the next hour, I'm going to slowly morph into Hook. Takes me well, I've got the pants on so far. Did your wife make this for you?

No, this is actually, weirdly, just a lot of clothes from her wardrobe. Oh, God, he's a gay, he's a gay hook. I do have rather large hoop earrings. Oh, my God. With earrings I was going to wear, I was like, see my wife, where'd you get us from? They're so heavy, and she goes, oh, that's my friend who does drag. And I was like, oh, that's too big, I think. Clint's playing Captain Hoo!

Yes. All right, let's give away some cash next, huh? Good idea, Clint. If we answer us, if we call you, sorry, you get a call from an unknown number in the next few minutes. It would pay to answer it would take the edge off my life. Good luck. Clint Megan Dan. All right, so many people registered.

Hopefully you are one of them if you haven't. You can text the word edge to 3343. And let us know what you need cash for that would absolutely just take the edge off. And at 7 and 8, we could be calling you to do that. Uh-huh. We are calling somebody who's living in the Bay of Plenty. Beautiful part of the country. Hopefully you are awake.

Take the edge off my life. You've been your job for my life. Yeah. Please, I think that's the first please we've had. Well done, Flynn. You want $250 to buying you vacuum cleaner. Awesome. Thank you, guys.

Yeah, boy. What's wrong with the old one? Oh, that just blew up, eh? It just wasn't sucking or anything, so we're going to have to get a new one now. There's nothing worse, eh, than having a vacuum cleaner that doesn't suck. Because that's the main feature in it. True, yeah. Flynn, you're 22 years old.

Are you flatting? Yeah, I live in a flat with my girlfriend Wow, 22 years old, living with your girlfriend And you try and get some cash to getting you vacuum cleaners I'm very responsible I think if there was one chore I would do For the rest of my life it would be the vacuuming It's quite pleasurable, isn't it?

Like being able to just go around the house, sucking up That's the one ask I get to give it Do you know I one time bought my wife a stick vacuum cleaner for Christmas And my wife was over the moon because that's what she said she wanted. And so I got her not top of the line, in hindsight, but for what our budget was at the time, it was pretty good. Risky.

The same Christmas, literally minutes later, my brother bought his girlfriend one-carat diamond earrings. So I looked like a tool. Yeah, right. Although I think she thought it was a ring because it came in a box and everything. I was like, oh my gosh, so you're going to propose a Christmas in front of his family?

Well, Flynn, congratulations. You can go and get a fancying your vacuum cleaner now. Awesome. Thank you guys. You're welcome, brother. It's a cool name Flynn, eh? I like the name. Flynn Rider. It sounds like a cool name. From Tangled.

From Tangled. Yeah. Flynn's a great name. Yeah, it is. All right, well, you can drop us a note, video, a voice message on the Rover app, or, like I said, just text Edge to 33-4-3. And we could be calling you in an hour's time at 8 o'clock. At the age of 15, I wrote a musical named Hook, the Life and Times of the People of Neverland. Meg has adapted it for a musical, which we're putting on next month.

Yes. I had an audition for Hook yesterday. Clint, after 8 o'clock, is auditioning as well. He's getting dressed at the moment, and he looks more like his mum than he looks like a pirate. The wig and the bandana will set it off, I promise you. Clint, Megan, Dan. You guys probably have seen that when we leave work, I ring my mum straight away. It's my first thing I do in the car and I do a debrief with her, I think.

Lovely. Well, most girls will be able to know that relationship with your mum. You call them all the time. Does that get annoying for her? No, no, she, I mean, we love each other. Yeah. For anyone, it's always great when you're in the car And you call someone because it keeps you company

But for them it might be like, oh God I think she's in the same spot every day anyway You know, being retired, she has a routine She knows I'm going to call. So I call her and then a woman's voice has heard It's not my mum's voice. They say hello, I go hello, they go hello And I go hello

And she goes, I found this phone And I'm like, oh bloody hell, here we go I found this phone outside the warehouse I was like, okay, great, thank you She said, I'm dropping it off to the Potoni Working Man's Club, which is like a quasi club. The Working Man's Club. It's called the Working Man's Club, but it's a cosy club.

Different to like a Working Girls Club. It's like an RSA, but for not. Let me just say an RSA then. I'm dropping off to the Potoni RSA. She can see my mum's a member. And I go, thank you so much. That is so kind and wonderful. And I hang up on the women.

That's fine. That's going to be sorted out. I message mum on Facebook and I say, hey, let me know when you get this message because she'll be able to have her laptop at some point. But obviously mum is out and about already. About half an hour later, I get another random phone call from a different number. It's now my mum.

Megan, I've lost my phone. I'm panicking. I don't know what to do. I've looked everywhere. I go, mum, don't worry about it. The phone has been found. It's at the RSA. Oh, Megan, thank you so much.

I'm so happy. Okay, I'll go there now. Brilliant. Okay. Then I get another phone call. Half an hour later again. Why is she thinking you can help? You're over the other side of the country.

She's in Wellington. Right? Yeah, she is. Sorry. She is in Wellington. I'm in Wellington. She calls me from a different number this time. She goes, Megan, I'm at the RSA, it's not here.

Also, paranoia for you because you keep getting calls from unknown numbers. I know, and I'm doing very well. I know, I'm imagining as mom. She calls, she goes, right, it's not here. And I go, okay, it's at the Potoni RSA. She's like, I'm in Upper Heart. Now, if you don't know the difference is, if you don't know the differences, it's about 30 minutes from Upper Heart.

It goes, Upper Heart, Lower Heart, then Botoni. Makes sense that Upper Heart would be higher than Lower? Exactly. So it's about maybe a 30-minute drive, depending on whereabouts you go into Potony and Upper Heart. And she's like, well, I can't get there. my phone is attached, my phone wallet and on my phone wallet is my keys. So she's lost her keys, her wallet,

and her phone in one. Oh, risky maneuver from her. All encompassing. I'm like, okay. And she's really panicking at this point because she just, she's like, I don't know how to do anything. And her husband, Graham, my stepdad, is in bulls.

So he can't help. God, there's miles away. He's in Bulls. Is it like the bottom of the South? It's, he's traveling. He's traveling. And so I'm like, right, okay, Graham's and Bulls. Now it's like, Mom, please don't panic.

I will order you in Uber. There's this new thing that you can do on Uber that you order a ride for somebody else when they don't have a phone or they don't have technology. Maybe your elderly parent, maybe a 19-a-old teenager. Well, they're too wasted to get their own, which is always risky because you're risking your rating. Their phone has died. Yeah, Philadelphia was wasted. No. So I was like, Mom, don't worry.

Stand outside the RSA. I will get an Uber from that RSA to the next one. She's like, it's going to cost a lot. I was like, don't worry about it. We'll get your keys. We'll figure it out. The big salary, yeah. Yeah.

So I check Uber every now and then. I'm at home with my baby. I'm checking Uber. every now and then I'm like, okay, and I'm like, there's definitely a point where I'm like, there must be traffic, maybe there's a crash because the car is slowing down where I don't think they should slow down on the motorway, but whatever. I'm like, it's traffic. And the next thing I go, I know, I get a ping.

And it says that filibur has been dropped off at an address that I did not put in, somewhere in Nelson Street, which is impotony. I thought you said somewhere in Nelson. I was like, geez, I've taken her across the straight. I've got to get through this really quickly. So she's dropped off an address that is not the address that I told her to go to. And I'm a little bit concerned at this point. point of my, I don't know what's going on. I googled them. It's a six-minute walk away from the

RSA. Fine. Mums wanted to get out and walk, whatever. I can't contact her. I ring the RSA. They've got the phone. They're waiting for my mum, because I've organized this all behind the scenes. God, but you're stressing. I bet you were stressed. Oh, I was actually, it was pretty cool this point in my mum's walking. It's fine. 10 minutes after the Uber dropped her off, she hasn't arrived. Fine, she's taken a slow walk. Ring again. 30 minutes later. Mum hasn't arrived. 50 minutes later. My mom that got dropped off, six minutes away from this location still hasn't arrived. She's dead.

At this point, I'm starting to freak her a little bit. Because I think anybody would. Somebody gets dropped off and they're meant to be somewhere and they haven't arrived. I go into Google. I look at stores around the area and I ring them and I say, have you seen a woman wandering? Are the ambulances around? What's going on? Yeah, because I

don't know what to do. It gets to an hour and a half and my mum still hasn't turned up to a place that she was dropped at. They're like, she's not here. She's not arrived. I'm now full ringing the police station, the local police station. to say, can you drive around? I don't know where my mum has disappeared to.

She's getting plastered. Like she's seen all or something. She's very with it. I know. That's why I don't. But really, an hour and a half later, my mum has been missing. She hasn't got a phone, a wallet or her keys.

Nobody's seen her. I get a Facebook message. Hi, Dal. I ended up asking the Uber to take me home. I've just had a cup of tea and a sandwich. Thank you for helping me out. Mom's been home the whole time. So what had happened is,

that she asked the driver to drop her to a home address that was much closer to the location so it would have been a shorter ride but he ended up driving off after he dropped her off and wanted the full pay and said that he dropped her at this other address oh he didn't know that there was a crazy daughter tracking her oh he didn't know so she never got her phone she'd know she got the phone later the afternoon when graham her husband came home from bulls from bulls But the fact that an Uber can drop you at a totally wrong location and you can't... Just because whatever you've paid for the fear, he's done the same distance in a similar direction,

but away and gone... Sorry, you're 26 bucks out you get. Yeah, no, shorter distance dropped her at home but never put it into the maps. So I had no idea where she was. So just something to be aware of when you do that ride sharing function, they can drop you off and you can't contact him. Oh, I would love to read the email you sent them. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think the lesson here is don't put your car keys on your. your phone. Don't put a wallet on your phone on your car keys altogether. That's a nightmare. Clint, Meg and Dan. On the edge, we've been having a little bit of fun with our mum's this week.

Bit of a viral trend. Guess what? You can do it with anyone, not just your mum's. We've just chosen them as victims. And whatever they guess, you have to go, yep, like you've nailed it. And you end up in a very interesting place. Yeah, I did it to my mum

a couple of days ago. She was looking after my son. She does it every Monday. And I just went up to her was a recording and I just got home from work. Okay. And I asked her to guess what. The guess what? The tone of it is important.

What did you roll with? I can't even remember. Okay. What sort of tone I went, whether it was a positive like, guess what? Or whether it was like, guess what? You know, because it can go either way. Sure. And then you kind of lead the witness. I just that's second one. Okay. Okay.

This is what Dan's mum guessed with all the things she possibly could have come up with. all the random scenarios. This is what she thought was the most likely. Oh, guess what? Oh, what? Guess. Oh.

Well, how I guess? Men's leaving. Yeah. You're kidding me? Yeah. When did this happen? Why did I even say that? No, I don't know.

But yeah, she's from the end of the air, she's gone. Where's she going? Guess. She's pregnant. Yeah. I know. She's not. Are you having me on? You're having me on, Daniel. I'm not. She's pregnant.

She's just had a baby. I know. I know. I don't know what we're going to do. And so when she says, like, why is she resigning? Well, she's going somewhere else. But guess where she's going. Oh, I wouldn't have a clue, Dan. Guess. Oh, not done on Ben or? Yeah. You're kidding me?

Yeah. Yeah. But she's pregnant? Yeah. Oh, how can that? No, I'm joking. Oh, Daniel, are you fucking recording that? I wouldn't have to change the name, John O'Ben and Megan. Yeah, I guess it was where he went.

Maybe it's the two megans, John O'Ben and the two megans. John O'Ben and Megan, Megan. Right, so, not pregnant. Definitely just having two kids. A little worried that if he'd put straight away to his meek leaving. Yes, Meg leaving. Is she good? A little too excited about it.

She's getting pregnant. We don't want her hair. Guess what? Meg leaving. Fingers cross. The hits will have a pregnant, Meg. Not us. No.

We've had enough. She's had two babies here. It's weird that she'd common be pregnant on that. She's like, wait, so they're accepting her as a pregnant woman on the hits, but not on the edge. Hard pivot for you? Very, well, yeah, hard pivot to go over to those boys. Although they might treat me a little bit better. Oh, unlikely.

I don't know. John was a bit of an asshole. I'm older than before. Yeah, no, there would be a hard pivot to go over and suddenly. Well, I mean, for everyone. suddenly just pop up on a brand new show at the end of the year. With child. With child.

Yeah, definitely not true. That you just tune into that. I think when you do have a drastic changing career. I mean, obviously, Dan's mum still thinks you'd end up in radios. That's nice. Everyone sort of goes, what, wait, so what are they doing now? And then sometimes people just have this. I know if it's a midlife crisis, but you go, you know what?

I've always wanted to do that. It's nothing that I studied. I'm going to completely change careers and do something different. Yeah, quite often you hear it from people that are like, they train for years to be a lawyer or a doctor, but they just hated it. And now they're doing something like a truck driver. Or a dog walker. One of my favorite things about human beings is when I hear these stories.

So I'm really excited if that's what we're going to do. I've got a friend of mine who was working in politics. And then he's done a hard pivot. And now he makes pants and jackets and stuff. But he does them all by hand. And he's got a little office now. And he's like drystone apparel. And he makes incredible, like, really hard wearing clothing.

But he used to be in politics. And now he's learning how to sew from YouTube. Wow. Oh, that's incredible. That stuff just gives me the warm fuzzies. Oh, I hundred the edge Texas 3, 3, 4, 3. Have you had a hard pivot in your career where you went from one thing to something totally different? And how's it going?

Yeah. Is it turned out good or bad? Everyone's just, like, shocked and have like a thousand questions when you tell them what you're doing now. We're allowed to live multiple lives within this one, I think. Oh, Rosie's just text through with a real pivot. Real? Hospitality to financial advising. Wow.

Good on you. Meg and Dan Take the edge off Take the edge off my life You could be winning whatever you need To take the edge off You can join Flynn Who answered correctly at 7

Even with a please He did a please take the edge of my life Yeah Very polite Yeah So if you have registered We could be calling you As long as you answer

We'll take the edge off my life And we haven't had a drop ball In some time Let's see if we get a drop ball this morning I'm calling now Okay it's been a perfect week actually No drop balls so far. Hello?

Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? Take the edge of my life? Oh! Blank phone call and then you just said, can you hear me? It was the first words we heard you say. Oh no, I said take the edge off all right, bro.

I feel like I believe her, though. I feel like a believer. You can hear that. That's why she waited so long. You got so excited. Wait, so you're saying you said, take the edge of my life. We didn't hear it. And then you followed up with, can you hear me?

Because she picked up with her to ring. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, a tricky one. Yeah. Because she could just be saying that. No, there's no way because she would sound like she didn't... Just call her again, make a call her again, just so it's all official.

We'll just give her one more go. Take the edge off my life. You heard that one. We heard that way. I don't know. That's as soft as we're going to get. Okay? We don't do that for anyone else, just McKenzie.

I completely believe that she said it, but we did it cut out. You can hear it in her voice. Meg's the boss. And the only reason I'm being soft on McKenzie is for the rest. reason that she needs the cash. Hell of a reason. Yeah, $500, McKenzie, it's all yours. What do you need it for? Oh, yay. Oh, we're

going to the Warriors, and I've got to take my four boys up, and we just want to use it for the petrol and to, you know, like give them some decent snacks and stuff while we're up there. Oh, great. Okay, well, well, well deserved if it's for your boys. Yeah, and the Warriors are going, bloody good.

They're actually taking on the Panthers, who are first, and we're second, actually on Sunday night. And you can stay up late for it Because it's the long weekend Monday Here's a tip as well If you need some cheap merch Posty Plus I went to Posty Plus on the weekend

They've got like really cheap Warriors merch Like I've got a $40 And it wasn't even on sale That was the price $40 like Warriors jersey Oh that could be the go McKenzie You got $500 Get it for the boys Oh thank you so much

It's amazing Do you see the new jersey They just brought out as well They sold $350,000 worth of jerseys In 24 hours That's incredible eh I'd love to know how much Which the Auckland FCs it makes on the jerseys as well

Because every time I've been to the game, everybody's wearing a jersey. Well, you know the crazy thing as well Is that the Magic Round, which the Warriors had, we're playing in Brisbane. They sold half a million dollars in merch Just to the fans that went over to Aussie to support. That's how they pay the big players. The New Zealand fans spend more money on merch than any other NRL team in the league. Oh, it's really exciting.

Congrats, Mackenzie. It's going to be an awesome trip with your boys. Thank you. You're welcome. Speaking of merch, we need to get some made for the musical that we are putting together. Great idea. My husband needs a job too.

Maybe he can be the merch guy. Yeah, yeah. He can be the merch guy in Suss and T-shirts. He can design them. As a 15-year-old boy at high school, I wrote a musical called Hook. It's about the origin story of Hook from Peter Pan. We are going to be putting it on.

Meg's directing it next month. Who plays the lead? Who plays the lead role? Clint's audition coming up in a couple. We both want it. I look ridiculous. Yes. 100%.

It does annoy me. You look way hotter than the couple. I did yesterday though. Clint, Megan Dan. Man, if you missed it, Dan nailed his audition. But with Peter flying high in the Neverland sky, one step at a time,

we'll bring him down. It's the swell of the sea. The Lion King, I changed the lyrics a little bit. I mean, Clint. I know. You'd run through a few songs. You've landed on an in-sink one. Yeah.

You're in full costume, although I... Now, be honest, be honest, Clint, because I went for a very kind of serious angle on Hook. I know. Like, there was no comedy really in mine apart from maybe some of the laughable notes. But, I mean, you've gone for a comedy angle, haven't you? Bit of a laugh.

Why, I just feel like Hook is a bit of a joke. Maybe I'm channeling more Jack Sparrow. Yeah, that's okay. You can make your hook who you want to be. That's the thing with auditions, though, because it will change the whole production. I will say Jack Sparrow still had both hands, though. The whole thing with Hook is he has one hand.

Clint can... Well, this is before. he loses his hand what you've run in Dan So he's all right But he wasn't Jack Sparrow and then he lost his hand and became hooked Right, right That's confusing Well the thing is I genuinely think Dan

Along with the rest of New Zealand Nailed his audition yesterday So it'd be foolish for me To try and attack him in the same realm In the same space But you are a great singer People are already suggesting the venues For the tour if we do it

Someone said the Theatre Royale And Nelson would be the perfect venue If we want to take it to Nelson Well I have only auditioned this song to my wife and this was her reaction. You don't seem very impersonal about it. No, it's good. You ain't.

Okay. That was your reaction. I think it was good. She thinks it was good. Right, well, that's a real shining review. I can't wait to see it. So Clint is auditioning in mere minutes. After the song we're about to play, he's going to audition.

I'm sitting right next to the stage. So it's got to be less than a meter between him and I. Okay. Can we dim the lights? It's so lit in here. It is so lit. Yeah, yeah. I would prefer it to be a little darker.

I think I could get into character a little more. Just a reminder, and I'll probably remind you next part. Obviously, he doesn't like Peter Pan if you don't know the story. And he obviously throws a little bit of shade at Wendy and Tinkabal because they obviously are big Pan. Everybody knows the story of Peter Pan. Okay, good. Don't mansplain Pan toys. But I might make Wendy mine.

All right. Right after this. Wendy's got no interest in hook in the story. Do you realize that. Is he flirting with Wendy? Oh, I feel like I want to vomit. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

The life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. Dan wrote a musical on a log called Hook when he was 15 years old. We are going to be putting it to justice and performing it live in a stage musical. We are finding our lead this week. Dan, who's audition for Hook,

it is time for Clint Randall's turn. Clint, take it away. Oh, Jess. Okay, no lead-in. All right. Let's stop beating around the bush. Yeah, I'm sick of waiting. There's a little monologue I have to do the start.

Yes. Remember, I hate Peter Pan. Just. And think about Wendy because they're fans off Peter Pan. Good luck, Clint. Just do it. Okay. All right.

Peter looked at me and he saw something to break. So before you judge me, baby, ask him what he took from me? Hey, hey. Da, da, da, die. He crossed the line. Fed me hand to the piece one time. Your mama didn't treat you right Hey Pete you all fun

I hate you endlessly Lost boys laugh well I lost sleep Your girlfriend's a fairy And sadly fool girl Twice says long, it ain't Pity dot, dot, dot I want to rip your body into Blast my cannon inside of you

Walk the plank, matey I'll see you one more time Pity, die, die. Wendy's statorized filled with lust. You don't need binoculars to see her bust. She's 12. Might sound crazy, but I'm going to make her my wife once you die, die, die, die.

Wendy's 12. Sorry, oh, sorry. She's 12. She looks after all the kids and everything. She's like a young little, she's a young girl. You haven't seen her care of you. Not for a long time. I have never cringed more.

But hey, let's leave it up to the audience. They're the other ones that are the judges. Fantastic. There's already people coming through saying, I'm cringing in my car. Fantastic, Clint. You know what, you committed? I didn't like that last line about Wendy. We'll change that.

As Warwick said in the words of Ariana, thank you next. Clint sounds like Peter Pan. Come on, I thought he was amazing. It was incredible. The performance was he was dancing. What you didn't see, which will get a video out. He was dancing. Great, there will be a video of that.

Yeah, they will be. I thought that was inspired, Clint. And it's a very different type of production as to what Dan would provide. So it really comes down to what the people want in their lead. Oh, Olivia's saying now, weirdly, I quite like that. So I think I think we could have a bit of a competition, boys. Okay.

All right, give us a call or Texas 334 through your thoughts on Clint as Hook. Clint, Megan, Dan. Just had our second audition for the lead of Hook, the musical. Yes, we did. Clint just took on Hook and took him in a totally different angle that Dan did. Dan went you more traditional. But Peter flying high in the Neverland

sky. But Clint has modernised A, Pete you often I hate you winlessly Way worse as a replay than it did in my ears. Oh no no it was great It was great. We just did the chorus part. Okay, yeah okay. Let's get that up.

Now the thing is It's over to you really, isn't it? The listener, who did it better? Who deserves to be hook. You can put your feedback in now I think the official vote will be tomorrow too and I will give you the leads or the not. Okay. We'll take some feedback and see what the people think.

Quite a bit. Do you know what? It is 50, 50 boys. Really? Yeah, honestly. Wow, Dan. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. It's the edge. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Hook. The life and times of

Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. All right. This is weird. Dan Webby was 15 years old. He wrote his own musical theatre play. Nobody ever performed it. Nobody ever saw it other than him, probably. But I want to bring his vision to life.

We're finally going to do the 15, how 20 year old play now? Oh, at least, yeah. It's very, very old. We just had Clint's audition for the lead role of Hook with his rendition of Die, Die, Die, Die. I hate you all fun. I hate you endlessly. And we've got some feedback here, Emma,

thoughts on Clint's performance. I'm sorry Clint, but that just confirmed your pan to me. Oh, yeah, oh no. Okay, okay, we're going to take these into consideration. The voting is officially going to be happening tomorrow. And we'll get a video out today as well. He's Dan. Dan's one's very big and epic.

The swell of the sea. Okay, Jotham. Jotham. What in Jotham? Clint. Clint is a surprise by Clint. He did a stellar performance. He's a legend. And I thought Dan did good yesterday, but Clint just hit it out the park.

So good job, Clint. Okay. So you all voters for Hook, Clinton? Yes, unfortunately, Dammit Clinton. That's all right, Jotham. They were very different performances. Okay, Hannah, what are your thoughts on Clint or Dan is Hook? Morning team, I definitely think Dan gives pan energy,

but he just smashed his audition yesterday too good not to be hooked. Okay. Clint's was a little bit silly and Pan's a little bit silly Oh yeah Pan is a bit silly So that maybe would fit more to him And he would look so much better in Spanx wouldn't he? I mean, as much as it would definitely be selling seats

Yes As much as it pains me Because I am quite competitive If I had a vote and I had to vote honestly I'd vote for Dan His hook Oh Clint you don't need to say that to sway the votes They're already going my way bud

Well If I might be able to get a few like Oh I see you're all sort of me votes Oh, I see you, that series going. Oh, I see. Good, good from you. Yeah, so it'll never be me. No one will ever vote for me.

Good one, good one. Please keep coming in. Let me know I am telling them throughout the day as well. And we'll get a video up and you can kind of let us know there. I mean, it's sort of you're voting for either a serious hook or a comedic hook, can you? Or a silly hook. Yeah, and it just depends. This is your show, the people show.

It is. So what do you want to see as your hook? And, I mean, there's no real loser here because whoever does. You get pan. You get pan as like a consolation. Prang gets one song still Hook gets two To be fair

Would hook fly as well? No he doesn't Pan's the only one that gets to fly Okay Oh God Clint I don't know if I can figure out how to get Don't hate that Flying

Trapeze sort of situation Well if I am And imagine Clint's in a harness It's going to bulk every they go It'll be a nightmare When he's flying over the audience I can't have a bit Right keep coming

Clint Meg and Dan A few stories to chuck on your radar For 28th of May It's Clint Megan Dan's What you what you want New Zealand has always been a country that have tried to push the boundaries and create things. And back in the day, we actually had more patents for new inventions than any other country in the world back in the early 1900. A pioneers in New Zealand.

So the electric fence, we created that, jetboats, the dark gun, ski planes. Richard Pearce, the aviator. He allegedly was the first to bet the Wright brothers to making a plane. Spring free trampolines, that was us. Yeah. And disposable syringes, commercial bungee jumping. But another one that a New Zealander has just created, it's been running for a little while now,

but they've just had the Kiwi business valued at $2 billion. Wow. It's called Holter. And it's effectively fencing for farmers, but the cows wear collars, and it gives them all data about the health and wellness of the cow. But also, if they want to move the cow, into other paddocks, it just gives a little vibration,

and they reckon that within the day, cowls can be trained. Vibration, that's what it says. And it will move cows around a paddock without farmers having to take them out of paddocks and moving them. So they reckon it increases productivity for farmers up 20%, which is why this New Zealand business is going gangbusters. I thought that was already a thing,

and I thought it was a shock thing, but maybe they've done it where it's a little bit more humane. Yeah. Produce car? Yeah, that was kind of the idea that it wasn't a shock. like an electric fence to keep them pendant. It is actually just a little vibration like your cell phone on your pocket and that's what I feel

and then they can train them with different pulses. The cows are like, got a text! If you found out that your mate started their company and was looking for investors and you went, nah, you'd be kicking yourself. You'd be gutted. Are you a key with the name, Kirsty? This story actually came out last week but you might have missed a British girl

young girl is mapping her name around the world as part of a cancer research fundraiser. She's 12 years old and she was diagnosed with a brain tumor in 24. She has a website that is called My Name is Kirsty.com and you can pin yourself as a Kirsty because she wants to find all the cursties around the world.

She has realised she's quite a young Kirsty. Apparently there are a lot of older ones and it looks like from what I can see a decent amount in New Zealand, maybe about a thousand, yeah, about a thousand in New Zealand but if you're one of them, you can add to it and help this young girl to feel supported and seeing My Name is Kirsty.com.

So make sure you pin yourself if you're a Kirsty, is that what you're saying? Yeah. You haven't pinned yourself already. And a heartwarming story to come out of Australia. There's been a little puppy born over there and it was sadly dropped into an animal welfare league. So obviously it was a part of

a litter. Yeah. And during a medical check they found out it has two penises. And then there was also something grown out of the leg which we then discovered was a extra penis. Out of his leg. Apparently it's a

very, very rare occurrence that can happen in any animal and it's like a one in 20,000. and charts. Oh gosh, that feels quite common. I was going to think 20 million to have a double penis. But, you know, some people have double things.

I had extra two sets of teeth. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're like some sort of superhuman marvel character. Teethwoman. Yeah, there was a couple of studies around Australasia done on my teeth when I was a young child. We know a person that had an extra finger. They were born with an extra finger, weren't they?

On their hand. Were they? Yeah. Oh. Let's do cause a little bit extra. Uh, Bricis Carl, what were you? No, not me. My brother was born with an extra toe. It was like a thumb sort of sticking out the side of his foot when he was little.

Did he keep it? No, they cut it off before he was six months old. Okay, maybe tell us what the extra thing was and we'll work out if you kept it or not. Look at that. Jennifer said my ex had two extra girlfriends. Oh, that's cool. Not quite what we're looking for. I don't think that's as rare as you think.

Did you remove them, Jennifer? Or did he keep them? That's a one in 20,000 chance as well, I think that one. Call us with your story, we've got a $100 mock-a voucher furniture design for New Zealand homes to give away next on the edge. A three-month-old Australian Kelpie has been born with two penises and is to undergo surgery for the ultra-rear congenital defect.

And they've named him, nicknamed him, Willie Wonka. Actually, isn't that cute? That's very sweet. We'd love to know if you were born with something a little bit extra. Yeah, what did you have? Let's go to Jade. Hi, Jade. Hello. Okay, so you were born with an extra what?

I was born with an extra nipple Oh yeah that's quite common isn't it Is it a faggy nipple or is it just like a It's just there Well no I got it removed But I yeah no I actually got it removed Because I was like I don't know if I would Like if I was breastfeeding if there would be like

Exactly leakage Where was it? Where was it? Yeah That's my question It was literally on my boob Like right under the first nipple Well, wait, because I know some extra nipples can look more like a little pimple in or a dot,

but did this look like a full areola nipple? Wait, wait, so you said double nipple? We're talking double ariola or single ariola with two nipples within it? Ah, I see what you're saying, Clint. Oh, God, this is like a lot of information. It was just like a smaller, a smaller one. Oh, okay, cool. So it's full-full-formed looking.

Wow, that's fascinating. It's all gone now. Do you feel like it only fair because you were so honest about your situation that you get the $100 Mocker voucher? I would love that. It's like, I only call for one thing, and one thing only. This nipples winning me a Mocker voucher, baby.

It paid off. It's all yours. Go buy yourself something nice. Furniture design for New Zealand homes. We've got a $100 voucher coming. Your way. Jade, also today take it further 10% off clearance items with the code clearance 10,

maca.com.com.com. There we go. I mean, I will say, Harry Stiles has a third nipple, doesn't he famously? He did. I don't think he's had his removed. Chandler from France? Yeah. I mean, he's not real.

It's a little different Clint, but there's go to Alicia. I had to the ear. Hi, Alicia. First I'm called a long-time listener. This is what got you out of the woodwork. What do you have, that's extra? Um, so my dad was born with six fingers and six toes on each hand and foot. So he had 12.

And my sister, my sister had exactly the same. And her daughter is now pregnant, and we're suspecting that her daughter is having six toes and six feet as well. Wow. Oh my gosh, it's like a genetic thing. Did any of them ever remove the extra finger? Or is it just make it easier to pick things up? No, my dad passed away with all six fingers and toes.

Wow. And my sisters was removed when she was in primary school. My sister's daughters was also removed when she was a baby because, yeah, they struggled with shoes and that. Yeah, I wondered that. The shoes would be annoying. But the hands, when does the six one come out of? Is it like the next finger over?

So the pinky. So right next to that. And it's actually like a person. proper finger that came out. Wow. That'd be really good at like swimming and freestyle because you'd have more of a paddle to pull yourself along. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Incredible. We should have been to the Olympics. Yeah. So my dad's sister had it and my dad's sister had twins and both the twins also had it.

So I don't know where it's originated from, but that's as far as what I know. It runs in the family. How many have you got, Alicia? Pardon? How many have you got? I've got two boys. Fingers. Oh, are they attached?

Oh, me, me. No, no, I've only got five. Just a boring, old regular five. I've got two boys on my right hand. Thanks, Alicia. Oh, thank you so much for calling as well. I know it can always be a big, kind of big scary thing to call for the first time. We appreciate it.

That's like a medical, but they need to have that explained to them because it sounds like it's obviously a hereditary thing. Yeah. Yeah. Wait Oh, okay Are you gonna read it? I was gonna read it

Probably can't read that way Somebody a little spite for the X again Yeah Oh that is good Yeah My ex-husband had two Let's call them appendages One in his pants and one in his head

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