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Episode Date: May 11, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the team navigates through a variety of topics including wild Mother's Day experiences, a hilarious casino adventure, and the exciting news of their band's debut gig at Olivia's 40th birthday party. They also dive into phone habits with moms, the peculiar art of creating a band rider, and a recap of the Lady Gaga concert ticket giveaway. Listen in for an unscripted, rollercoaster ride of stories and laughter! 00:42 Weekend Recap and Casino Stories01:43 Mother's Day Highlights10:31 Listener Interactions and Games29:20 Band Talk and Rider Requests40:02 Billy Ray Cyrus Drama43:44 Judging People by Their Names52:34 Uncle Will's Will54:57 Mother's Day Critique59:38 Starting a Band01:03:14 Lady Gaga Concert Giveaway01:09:27 Talking to Moms01:14:36 Conclusion

This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Whoa! Eeyah! Wait! Oh, God! Oh, God! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Woohoo!

Cody, good morning! 6am! Yes, yes, yes! Good morning! Monday! Another week! Another week, hey? Lucky us.

Aren't we so lucky? Oh, and, um, Warriors outright second on the table. Another week. Another week, hey? Lucky us. Aren't we so lucky? Oh, and Warriors outright second on the table. I know they won again on the weekend. 15-14, got a drop goal with eight minutes to go and still the win. You know what, we were walking past the TV, my wife and I were walking and the Warriors were playing and Hannah looked. Where were we walking past the TV? And without even looking at this, we were in the city going out for dinner.

I love that that's how Dan knows anything about the Warriors is that he walked past the TV and was like... But Hannah, the score was on the screen and Hannah goes, I bet they're losing. And I like looked and I was like, no, they're winning. Yeah, amazing. Oh, nice that you went out for a date night. Oh, we did, yes. Where'd you go?

Cassia, which is like Indian fusion. Oh, very fancy. Oh, I need to go there one day. Yeah, it's like you take Indian and European stuff and fuse it together. What's European stuff, like pasta? Yeah, I guess like Italian. Yeah.

So they'll do like a curry, but instead of on basmati rice, it'll be on like a lovely ravioli. And I'll tell you what, revolutionary. Wow. Yeah, who would have thought? Anyway. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Hope you had a great Mother's Day. Who would have thought? Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh my gosh. Hope you had a great Mother's Day. We are doing Mother's Day Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame before 7 o'clock. So if you want to brag or if you've dropped the ball and you feel bad, then maybe others who have done it worse than you, you can tune in at 7 and catch that. Time for a little coffee catch up. What's been going on over the weekend, team? I must say I went to the casino on the weekend. Am I allowed to talk about gambling? Yeah, why not?

You do quite a bit on the show, so it's not something enough. You're legally allowed to spend your money. Okay, and as long as you do it responsibly. A ruling table for you all. Responsibly, I've always said that. Hannah and I, because it was Hannah's birthday on the same day as Mother's Day, so it doesn't always fall on the same day, but it was this year. So on Saturday, I took her out for dinner. We went out for a lovely dinner, which was near the casino and then after dinner I was like should we go and have a bit of a flutter in the cast?

Actually head out there and Hannah's for God. She's very again against gambling or anything I think you know, it's the maybe to priest. Yeah, so she was like we'll get $20 depressed. Yeah so she was like we'll get $20 out. They should scan you for cheapness before you walk through the door and then go oh hold on sir you've only got a 20 in your pocket and we have to ask you to leave. So we went to this ATM down the road from the casino, depressingly took out $20 and walked upstairs and I've never like very rarely gone to a casino either and so we went and I was like what do I do? So we went to the roulette wheel thing. There's a roulette wheel where there's like a five dollar buy-in So I think it's minimum five dollars. We had 20 so four times the amount You can pay four times you can lose every time and still have four goes

Dan's done the maths. Yeah, and so the pressure gets to you because you sort of you go up and then the woman flicks her Flicks her little ball Onto the thing and it starts spinning around and she so it starts and you start putting your chips down on the thing So I had four or five dollar chips and so I'm stressful like there's other people at the table I'm like placing them down and so she was like no more bits and I placed them all on read Oh god poor Hannah didn't like her birthday. She doesn't get a single bit She didn't get you didn't split your chips with her? Did you do her birthday or anything at least?

No I just put it on read. Oh okay. Lost it all in the sthibli, boom like that. 20 bucks down the drain was the most quiet ride home ever. I do think you'd have to be like a certain type of person to work at a casino ride because money would just feel different because people just throw it away. That's such a... It would feel so different to you. I did find it, you're right Meg, I did find it quite depressing

in all seriousness because I went in there and it was like, it would have been what 10 o'clock at night, not on a Saturday granted, but it was absolutely packed and I would say most of the people there were in their probably 60s. And the money's just getting thrown in the bin. Just sitting on those machines, not even like doing the, like they were sitting on those machines. I'm just like, God, it's so- Hopefully it's their only night there of the year.

Yeah, I'd like it if it's like, it's a rare occasion. You're a bunch of mates and maybe you're sitting at the blackjack table and in blackjack at least, you're all playing against the dealer. So it feels like a combined United front to try and beat the dealer. But I think going on your own like when people they're like weekly and they're just going with the sole purpose to make money

Not to go and have fun. And if you lose your money and you still played a blackjack with your mates and had fun It just yet. It is a bit I can because I think you need to go and expecting to lose because the chance The house always wins. So much money. I'm just weirdly too apathetic for it. I see these people that have got tons of money. It doesn't matter to me, I'll throw it away. I'll spend $20,000. Do you know what they would have done to somebody that could actually

just blows my mind that humans are so different? I will say this though, there's nothing better than saying I'm all in and putting all your chips on the table or your Ford $20. I hope you didn't say that because you don't say that in roulette. I did say all in. She looked a bit weird at me. Yeah that's a Texas hold'em, like a poker thing. Oh god damn. But I was all, I put my whole $20 in. Nobody needs to know that's all you're all in. And then she was like alright well we'll see you later Dan you have a great night.

Landed on black sorry. So the security guy that you walked past would have seen you leave like three minutes later. Yeah, and we had our doggy bag of indian which we'd just got which we hadn't eaten all day on then. So Hannah was like can I take this in and show them like a half-eaten curry. Oh my god, you guys are going to be on the stand list. The most depressing. And if they didn't let that in Hannah would be like we're going home. Yeah she'd be like, I think she was almost hoping they'd go, no curry's in here.

She would have saved her 20 bucks. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Scandal with Meg. Benson Boone is releasing new music, which is very exciting. The guy seems to make every song he releases a gold, like a big old hit. This one is a tearjerker though. Has he done a tearjerjoker one before, Benson? Oh yeah, he does.

He likes to tug on the heartstrings. He does? Put it that way, yeah, god yes. I've got two bits of this song. This is him singing it. This is not a released single. I just checked, so I thought maybe overnight for Mother's Day he would have done it.

But not out yet. This is him at the very beginning of the song, called Mama. Okay, do you have that. Do you have that? Do you have that? No, no, I don't have it. I've got a Mitch James one where he sings with his mom And probably a completely different tune. I was like oh there's no audio, I'll grab something. No, but, Noopia, did I not send that to you? Who the hell did I send it to?

Obviously I've sent it to someone. I sent that to someone. Who did I send that to? Oh, it might have been me. I might just not be doing my job probably, sorry. No, you sent it to Noopia. Noopia's got a nipple. I sent that to someone.

I don't know who I sent it to. I'm so sorry. What's happened? I sent a whole message and I like put time codes. Anyway, I'm sorry, Noopia. I mean the time codes don't matter when you've sent it to Noopia. That means nothing to poor old Noops. What have I done? I'm so sorry. No, I'm just not doing my job properly, sorry, Meg. I've got another Mother's Day song from 6ix6ix.

In my mother's eyes Just picture Just picture Benson Boone singing this. I'd say it's halfway between this one and the Mitch James one. So if you can imagine. Okay, between that and... Imagine Benson Boone's voice in it. Are we going to be able to get some here, do you think, Neepia? Yeah, I'm just downloading it right now. Okay, good man.

We'll just sit here in silence until it's downloaded. I'm so sorry. Right, so how was Mother's Day? Everybody? Just quickly, just quick rounds around the room while we're... I sort of think Benson's missed a beat not releasing it on Mother's Day. Well, they're a day behind us though, aren't they? Although... No, no, no, it was Mother's Day, yeah, but like, that's why I thought that he would have done it on Mother's Day, but it's still not out yet. Wouldn't it be that by now? Yeah, you'd think he'd have it it was Mother's Day, yeah, but like, that's why I thought that he would have done it on Mother's Day, but it's still not out yet. Wouldn't it be by now? Yeah, you'd think he'd have it out for Mother's Day.

It's their night time now. Yeah. Um, for yesterday. I forget that, um, because it's not England that has the same day as us, it's just America. Yeah. Definitely trying to just pull the words out of nowhere. Hey, we don't have anywhere else to be. Do you, listening?

Well, I think most people are driving to work, Clint, that are listening right now. No, well, they can't go anywhere. Oh, I mean. That better be a good song. If we're sat here for two minutes waiting for it. I had a friend of mine message me, saying I literally have never cried to a song before.

And then they sent me this song. Wow. And it was a man. So there you go. Here it is. We finally have it. Mama by Benz and Burn. Hit it. Are you sure mate? On the scandal? Oh there it is. and cold and cold I miss you mama I'm getting old does that mean you're getting old and old and old I'm getting old you're 22 shut up shut up Benson man I wish we didn't wait for you and does that mean you're getting old? Yeah, Benson, that's kind of how age works. Wait, I got a year older. How much older did you get this year? I only got two, one year old.

That's such a dumb lyric. That's so dumb, mate. Something, go to RhymeZone.com. You would have found something else that would have rhymed. Yeah, I prefer Mitch James as well. Yeah, so do I, actually. But I shook off your hand When you tried to hold it

Said, Mum, I'm a man Nothing worse than being 22 year old and saying, But I shook off your hand When you tried to hold it Said mum I'm a man Nothing worse than being 22 year olds and saying Man I feel so much older when I was 21 We made it, we made him wait And we didn't get even the best part of the song I feel poor Benz Sorry, sorry, sorry

I think I, someone's getting fired It's either Nupia or Anipia God I hope it's Nupia Send the email to both. Clint, Megadam, let's go! Is there anybody out there? Well that's a throwback. We're playing a little fun game this morning because we actually have a new way for you

to win money coming up this morning at 8 and you have to, it's kind of like a scavenger hunt to try and find a very specific person so we thought we'd test it out this morning it's not gonna work with Karlaine she said that's not me but I can call anyway not quite what we're after. I do like her positivity you know and her keenness to call so I don't want to scare that away Karlaine. So we were looking for somebody who had... So someone that has been to the gym already this morning. Who doesn't really eat breakfast. Yeah, someone who's got at least two or more chats going.

With someone on Hinge, Bumble, whatever. So this person to me sounds like someone that's single but they're a go-getter. You know, they're single but they're actively trying to make an effort in life. You know, they go into the gym before, you'd imagine before 6am if they're finished. Should be getting breakfast if you're going to the gym too though. Come on. But 5am's too, I'd have breakfast after if I was going that early. Yeah, but I asked for somebody who skips breakfast.

Mmm. That is tricky. That is tricky. Oh, hasn't just skipped it so far, you mean? Okay. Alright, let's talk to Alec. Hey Alec. Morning. Morning. Have you been to the gym this morning? I have actually just finished hitting legs. Okay.

Leg day. Leg day on Monday. Get it done. Have you had breakfast? Not this morning. I have not. Okay. And we could say that he's not blinding too. And are you on dating apps? I am not on dating apps. So you hit two of the crazy areas crises. Are you in a relationship? I am. I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for like two and a half years now. Oh yeah, but how often do you message other girls without her knowing? No, and I don't.

Okay, because if you did say on radio that you do, we could give you a double pass to the movie. But he's honest. Alex's honest. He's not gonna lie. Okay, especially on national radio with his girlfriend listening. No, definitely not. You're not admitting to the movie. But he's honest, Alec's honest, he's not gonna lie. Okay, especially on national radio with his girlfriend listening. No, definitely not. You're not admitting to the dating app, so yeah. But I do wanna go to the movies for free, so what do I do here, what's your play Alec?

You can take one of your mistresses. Okay, we also have somebody else who said they've hit the criteria. Justin, you have been to the gym. Yep, already been to the gym and I only do, because I'm in a weight loss journey, I only do a full protein drink for breakfast. We'll give it to you. How many chicks are you talking to?

I've been happily married for 20 years so I'm definitely not nanny chatting at. What was the last chick you messaged that wasn't your wife? Oh my god my boss and that was was the last chuggy message that wasn't your wife? Oh my god my boss and that was probably yeah that was probably about the last person I've ever messaged. Definitely not on any chatting app. Right okay and is your boss hot? I know. Oh god he answered that really hopefully she's not listening. Definitely not. Oh that's sad to your boss. No pay rise for Justin this year. No way. Okay. How do we, how do we give it?

But he is messaging her. He is messaging her. Messaging who? Just because the boss isn't hot doesn't mean that- But Alec could be messaging his boss too. What do we need to, do we need to find out? Alec, are you messaging your female boss? I'm messaging my friend's girlfriend.

Oh, cheater! I knew it! I knew you'd do it! The way to admit it. Okay. Why are you messaging your mate's girlfriend? I don't know, conversation, Snapchat, just every now and again. Oh, Snapchat's the cheating one.

It's nowhere in all disappear so your friend can't see what you sent her. Sending DPs too? That's an interesting thing to admit. I guess you really want those tickets. I think it goes to Alec. Alright Alec's Mission Impossible, the final reckoning in cinemas on Saturday, is all yours. Justin, we'll go to Justin. Justin, I'll find a double pass for you too bro because I think it's so mean to like disqualify you because you're a faithful husband He's like no I've been faithful these years in my oh well no movies for you there

Yeah, and Justin you could take your ugly boss if you want you want. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to question, hopefully she's not on the radio. Yeah, yeah. All right, coming up next, oh and just a reminder, eight o'clock, that's how the game is gonna work with Uncle Will, who unfortunately has passed away but has left a lot of money in his will to you listening this morning if you meet the right criteria. Eight o'clock this morning if if you need cash. Nick's on the show. Mother's Day, Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame. I'm actually unsure where I sit based on an activity that I had to do yesterday. Okay. I think it's shame from what I've heard. Yeah.

Symmetry scavenger hunt. Those are the key words and then I'll explain. You tell me where I sit on the Hall of Fame or Shame, Nick. That wasn't Halloween, no, it was Mother's Day. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Mother's Day, on the Hall of Fame or shame next. No it wasn't Halloween eh, it was Mother's Day. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Mother's Day yesterday, Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame. Give us a call, let us know if you know where you sit or if you want to know where you sit based on what you did or didn't do.

Yeah, it was my third Mother's Day yesterday boys. And it was very nice. My daughter does have croup though, so not so great. Which is like a horrible cough that makes it sound like they can't breathe That's the one where you they say to take them outside into the cool air at night does Yeah, you know a crook no, oh, are you really lucky if your kids are never gone? It's really scary for like babies to I think under fives It's a cough that basically only their age group can get in one in three in the hospital. It's awful.

It's like not quite as bad as hooping cough. No, it's like the beginnings of like if you, but you, yeah, not nice. It started on Saturday night, but outside of that got breakfast and bed. And then we went to Muffin Break. Oh God, it's a perfect day. It's a perfect day for Meg. Yeah. Yeah. What muffin did you get? Well, to be fair, actually, we two takeaway and my daughter picked her one and my husband picked his favourite one so I didn't actually get my pick and muffin. They upset me a little.

No but that is what mums do. Mums sacrifice their picks a lot. I wouldn't have started with my husband. I thought we were getting one muffin and I was like, we'll just get what she wants and then we'll, you know, she's not well, we'll go home. And then I saw we got two and he got a chocolate chip. That was an odd one, odd choice. It was interesting, Meg didn't want a muffin. That's all good. On Mother's Day, interesting. And then yeah, what I asked for, it was exactly what I got.

I didn't make a single decision of the whole day and that was heaven to me I know that sounds silly, but with that it was just that I didn't choose dinner. I didn't choose lunch nothing I made no decisions for the whole day. That was really lovely. I got some slippers. I guess what did he tell you? What to wear and everything? Actually, did he know no no he was like on this mini skirt on this mini skirt and this suit. And this is how he's like, he's like, these two go together. And he's like, hey, no decisions for you today.

No decisions for you, baby. I got slippers and some, Danny would love this, essential oils to help me sleep. Oh God, there's nothing less essential than essential oils. Yeah, these are very, very well, very happy. A handmade card that works. Yeah, a whole drawer full of essential oils at home, and I don't think it's been opened in about six months. So, ironically.

And then we sent the mum and mother-in-law a homemade card from Daisy and some tea and some fluffy socks. Right. Nice. Will from Marston, Hall of Fame or Hall of Shame, when it comes to Mother's Day for you, are you bragging or are you looking for sympathy? I feel like most would brag, right? Sure. Oh, yeah, yeah hi guys how are you? Yeah good mate. You're bragging you're bragging surely Will. Uh it is but it isn't. Oh yeah. Nah my um my mum just uh bit breast cancer and cancer her lymph nodes. Oh awesome So how long she been battling cancer for? Just over a year. That's incredible.

What a job. And they've just given her the all clear. Yeah, she just got the all clear. She rang the bell and. Oh, that's so cool. What an amazing thing. So she deserves something epic, you'd imagine. Well, what did you do for her?

Well, mum said she didn't want anything too expensive and she didn't want um anything too crazy, so My lovely partner she did most of the work so I didn't know how I was doing And She wrote one of those It's like a big paragraph of how awesome she did and how loving she was. Like a poem or like a written stand, like a written like short story or what do you mean paragraph?

Just a paragraph. It's kind of like a written short story type thing about what she did. Amazing. And yeah, and I was looking on TikTok a couple of nights ago and I saw it had like chocolates to replace certain words. Okay, so did it look? Huh? like a couple of nights ago and I saw it had like chocolates to replace certain words. Okay, was it like look? Huh? Yeah, sorry. Chocolate to replace the words. Now I'm confused. But are you like melted the chocolate into text?

No, no, no, no, no, no. So like, um, like not trying to whisper and the chocolate is whisper, like a whisper gold or something. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. You know, okay, so like, you'd be like, um, okay, so we would go, we'd go to the space for you, but here's Mars. And it's a Mars bar. I couldn't have loved, I couldn't love you any more-o. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Right, right, right. I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, oh, that's quite lovely. Yeah, I sort of get that. And, um, yeah, and, um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that she just started crying. Oh, good on you man, that's so cool. That's what matters the most is like her feeling loved again, like as there's a mum that can speak from experience that has not been through cancer, but all you want is to be appreciated, acknowledged, recognised by your family on that day. And how cool on Mother's Day as well to know that your mum's done something that unfortunately not everyone does, and that's win their battle with cancer. Hard paragraph to write as well.

To probe our chocolate bar names into it. What would you do for crunchy bar? I guess not every bar makes the paragraph. Snickers. Do something with that but I don't know if it's appropriate based on the... Cheering ripe? Yeah, yeah. Is she Turkish? Mother's Day Hall of Fame Hall of Shame. Something with that, but I don't know if it's appropriate based on the... Cheering, right? Yeah, yeah, you know. Is she Turkish? Mother's Day Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame,

what do you think you said based on what you did or didn't do over the weekend? Here's one for you, Meg. I'd like you to just come through the text machine, so don't look, but I'd like to hear your thoughts. Couple of years ago, my husband surprised me with a PS4 for Mother's Day, but for himself and the kids clearly, I still haven't let him live it down.

Now would you be stoked with a PS4 as a mum? Yeah but I like gaming, so that makes no sense. If it's somebody that doesn't like gaming that's extremely selfish of them. It doesn't sound like they're a gamer. She's never picked it up. Well maybe she might have wanted to be out of spite, she's gone, no. It's not hard. Clint, you went on a cemetery hunt. Scavenger hunt, yeah.

So my wife's grandfather passed away last Mother's Day. So her grandma wanted to go there with all the family and that's what my mother-in-law wanted to do. So we were all like, okay, cool, we'll all go to the cemetery. And then my mother-in-law put together like a scavenger hunt of like a family tree of all the other people in the family who had died

and were buried all around the cemetery. What a morbid thing. Did you win prizes? Did you hide like chocolate bars at the different graves? I don't think there weren't prizes and not everyone got into it, but then I was like, she's done a lot of work. Yeah, yeah.

Like putting this all together and there was a map. And so my wife, myself and my kids went and did it. And then Auntie Leanne as well. She thought it was quite fun. So she went with us and we walked all over the cemetery and they'd be like, there he is, Arthur Spottiswood. So he must have been- Spottiswood?

But that would be- If it was a random you would have been able to. Yeah, that's definitely an ancestor. You've got to spot it up from space. Yeah, that's an ancestor of yours. It's on the other side. It's in my wife's- Yeah, yeah's definitely an ancestor. You've got to spot it up from space. That's not an ancestor of yours. It's on the other side. It's in my wife's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Okay, let's get a D on it.

Anyway, yeah, we got them all. We got them all. We'll see questions like, okay, the next question is someone that died of unnatural causes. I found someone that died of TB over there. The answer will be related. Are you there, D? I am indeed. D, how was your mother's day? Were you in the Hall of answer or be related? Are you there Dee? I am indeed. Dee, how was your mother's day? Were you in the Hall of Fame or Hall of Shame? Or shall we just say it?

It was the highest Hall of Fame I have to say. So my beautiful daughter, last Sunday, gave birth to my very first grandchild. They came over to see us yesterday for like hours and hours, it was so special when we had lots of snuggles with little Ollie and yeah, it was just so magical. It was so, so lovely. That's awesome of her to be able to leave the house after a week of just giving birth

and they're over at your house. Oh, my daughter's a superstar, man. She is incredible. She has taken to this motherhood thing like you wouldn't believe. We didn't leave the house for months. She's incredible. Yeah, well, you're the opposite of a superstar, Dan. I don't know what that is.

Yeah, I'm not a superstar. I see. All right, let's go to Hannah. Hannah, Hall of Shame or Hall of Fame for Mother's Day? Morning. I'm going to let you guys decide that one. So I don't get to see my mum very often, but I got given, I got gifted some very gorgeous opals, and I told my mum about it and she said, oh well I have a voucher that you can use at the local jeweller,

how about you use that? And because she's just so giving and loving and just everything 24 7 I think I'm gonna turn the opals into a gift for her. Oh that's good, ok. Had I was standing a little nervous there because in the end you just took a voucher off your mum. Yeah, that'd be a lovely surprise for her I imagine. Yeah especially because she's probably gonna be bitching about her selfish daughter for however long it takes you to get this necklace made and give it to her. She would tomb all over friends, yeah, I just gave it to Hannah, she'd just bug it off with it.

Tim Gould didn't do anything for me. I would say that most people have Hall of Fame. Yeah, yeah well done and the ones who know you're in the Hall of Shame, you just didn't text through or jump on the phones I think. Except this person who got bath bombs in a set of postcards. Except they don't like baths. That'll do it. If you don't have one, that will probably also, yeah.

And I've got no one to send the postcards to. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky Boots. Clint Megan Dan. What you want, what you want, what you want? What you got? All right, some stories we wanna chuck on your radar for Monday the 12th of May.

Lotto! Won again on the weekend, but the interesting fact about it was that $19,000 was won, and that was won by 18 people. So $19,000 was won by 18 people. Meg, my question to you is, what was the total prize pool? Wait on a sec. Is the maths Meg's trying to do is 19,000 divided by 18 because they all shared it?

Okay, so Dan said, so 18 people won 19,000, not 19,000 was won by 18 people. Yes, that's correct. No, but the way you're saying makes it sound like they're sharing it, like 18 people. They each won $19,000. won by 18 people. Yes, that's correct. No. No, but the way you're saying makes it sound like they're sharing it, like 18 people. They each won $19,000. Like second to version.

Yeah, you keep arguing because I'm working it out in the background. Yeah, well they're two different equations I think. Um, five, five, five. If $19,000 was won by 18 people, they're sharing it. $70,000. No, that's not right. What?

Keep talking, keep talking. Nine times eight. So Meg's actually just doing 18 times 19,000. Yeah. Yeah, okay. 55, 64, carry the five. 70. Okay.

$740,000. No, I think it's like half that. Half that, $350,000. I've got $342,000. You're correct. How did you get there? That is incredible math. It says nine times eight is is 54 isn't it?

Well, I would have just done instead of 19,000 I did 20,000 so I said 18 times 20,000 And then I just minus 18,000 Don't question it because he's correct You're just gonna look more like an idiot if you keep pushing the 19 up and then took the thousands Yeah, if you found yourself yawning a lot there is There there are some serious concerns for how sleepy people are these days and how tired people are with the long-term health dangers that it could cause you. It's now becoming a serious health concern worldwide drowsy driving,

crashes, workplace errors, long-term health risks, not getting a quality night's rest, seven to eight hours has been linked to worsening of diabetes, depression, heart and kidney disease high blood pressure obesity and stroke I also was listening to a podcast on the way weirdly into work today it was talking about if you just drink like a can of coke or any soft drink yeah one a day if that's kind of your average you increase your chance of diabetes by 29% Wow and it goes up to 56% if you have two. Full sugar or like, coconut sugar? I guess, at the moment he was still talking full sugar.

Oh, okay, then I'm fine. Zero sugar's like water. It's just nothing. It's just nothing. I'm a hydrator. You don't get anything. Boggars was just pivoting to sugar-free options and how bad they are as well,

but I haven't heard that from him. Oh, there's always something. They cause cancer. There's always something. Okay, which city is the worst dating in New Zealand? Place your bets. I'd say it'd be Auckland. It is Auckland. A terrible dating scene in Auckland is the worst. They reckon the two big reasons why it got tarnished with the worst place to date. Lack of effort and no genuine emotion.

I was lucky. Yeah, that feels like Auckland. When I first, I went, the first Tinder date I went on, it was actually Bumble Date, was my wife Hannah. I was just lucky that the first one I went on was a keeper. Cause I know people that have been on like 50 plus dates and still hunting, you know? It must be depressing going through that. I know, I- It's like 50 plus dates and still hunting, you know? It must be depressing, eh, going through that.

It's so scary going on a date. I know this sounds lame, but like, it's a little give you hope story. I had somebody who was single for maybe like 10 years, well into her 30s, and last year she met somebody, happy days, now they're having a baby. Like, you know, and do you know what I mean?

Like 10 years she was on the dating scene and like I had no idea what not what was wrong with her but we didn't know what was going on there. And there's hope after five. Yeah and I just think it's so cool that now she's like everybody will find somebody sometimes it's just later don't worry about it and move out of Auckland. All right we took writers next We're putting together our band. MCDC, our covers band, doing a teenage dirtbag cover. But we haven't got a rider.

We realised that's actually a real perk, putting together a band. There's a lot of cons. It's a lot of work. A rider's like a thing that a band would have, or a singer, backstage requests. So when they turn up to the venue, they want brown M&M's or they want flowers backstage. Yeah. It's kind of like a demands list. Yeah, and we get to make a few if we're going to be in a band.

We're putting together a band. The three of us are MCDC. We are going to be covering Teenage Turb Bag. We're looking for a venue. We need to lock something in today. Yeah, we really do. Okay, we are making decisions to do that. We had like suggestions, we were taking suggestions last week, today we'll lock something in. Also, writers.

We were talking to Mitch James actually, I think it was on Friday, and he had a very specific thing on his writer that he gets someone to run around and find before every gig. Just before you play, a lot of people probably don't know what a writer is so it's like a list of requests that a lot of bands or artists have backstage when they turn up to the venue. Yeah thank you Dan. On my writer I was told to take the piss a little bit. Really? And so for the last eight years I've had a framed picture of Morgan Freeman in a thoughtful position, not even a request as a must.

And he regains he gets it quite often too. Producer Neves, you have something silly on your writer because you're in a band. Yes, absolutely. So being from Southland, another member of my band's from Southland as well, we always ask for a thousand spates and see how many we can get. So at RMV this year, I think we got like 150, which is the most we've got so far. And we also get a printed photo of Jack Nicholson from The Shining to put on our bass drum as well.

See, I get this thing. I think I'm worried. I worry too much about what other people think of me. And if I asked for that, I'd get worried that people would be like, what a loser, like what a arrogant loser. No, but in a band. Not just you, Nepia. Jesus, oh my God, sorry, Nepia loser. But in a band. Oh, Jesus, you need to be here. Jesus, oh my God, sorry,

they came across really wrong. Now we'd feel so out of place if we didn't have Jack Nicholson stuck on our bass drum and people would start wondering where he is. Also, I think if you are in a band, Meg, you could ask someone, people go, oh, that's probably a damn thing, idiot. You know, but it's actually a you thing.

Oh, don't ask for a vacuum cleaner. Look, I actually went online and I found a guy who went through and talked about people's riders and rated them. Taylor Swift, and she requests two Starbucks by 11am. To be specific, a grande iced caramel latte and a grande iced Americano with soy milk. Apparently Selena Gomez's rider insisted that no crew member was called Justin after her Bieber breakup. Ed Sheeran's rider request is one Robinson squash, a six pack of Coke, Diet Coke, Fanta and Sprite as well as a jar of honey. Adele's is actually my favourite. She makes a compulsory for anyone with a free ticket to her show to donate a minimum of $20 to a charity.

Beyonce actually requests a new toilet seat for every tour destination. Surely not! That's a good one! You go through those and Ed says, all Ed asked for was some soda, basically. Soda and some honey for his throat I'm guessing. Well I've found a list of the weirdest writer requests. You know, have you heard the M&M's one? Where they had a certain colour of M&M's backstage. So apparently that was started by a band called Van Halen and they did the opposite so they just wanted all brown M&Ms taken out. A whole bowl of M&Ms but no brown ones. Mariah Carey apparently wants kittens, at least three

kittens backstage at every concert. That'd be cool. Yeah. I don't know you could do that. Can we get puppies? No guys we're not gonna be... I like Jennifer Lopez is one of my favorite. Oh yeah I like Jennifer Lopez can we get her? She requests coffee, but she wants it to be stirred in front of her anti-clockwise. Oh, it's gotta be fair. That's a lie. I think that's great. Oh my God, nobody is that arrogant

that they would sit there and have somebody who's earning $2 an hour as somebody's assistant like stir your coffee in front of you. Okay, and the Beyonce woman must be false as well, I remember. Up in the Bay of Islands, I was at a place where JLo and Jay-Z had stayed, and I went around and sat on all the toilets specifically, so I could be like, I sat on a toilet that JLo, sorry, that Beyonce sat on. But now, if she's changing the seats, then I didn't.

No, but they maybe changed it for her, but then left the one that she sat on. Oh, they would have, right? They wouldn't have gone and changed them back. They don't go, oh, we'll change it for the Randalls now, because Beyoncé sat on it. That would be the same one. Yeah, okay, cool. Okay. Yeah, I think some of them, it's just, it's funny to start throwing out stupid things, but I guess there are artists that are very particular. Oh, for sure, there would be ones that are arseholes, but some of them I think it's just fun to make celebrities

sound like dicks, right? Yeah. You think Beyonce gets the seat changed because Jay-Z just pees on the seat, he's one of those guys? Or she could be Mucky. Oh, producer Carl. Well I just like, I mean,

because you guys are like all playing instruments in the band, I'm sort of in the background, why do I feel like I'm going to be the one who gets stitched up with all your weird requests on this? Yeah, yeah, so Carl, you're organising our rider and our lighting guy. All you have to do, Carl, is email the rider to the person who's, I don't know, having the party. Okay, well first question. Instead of the puppies, can we just get normal food? Oh for god's sake. See, Carl better not be in charge of our rider.

There's gonna be some weird shit that's gonna happen. You're not in charge of jokes. Let's just make that clear. Okay, well we'll start putting together a writer next. What do we like? What do we need? How pedantic do we want to be? Let's go real pedantic. Okay. We decided a few weeks ago to see how far three friends without any musical experience could get at forming a band. We are going to be performing Teenage Dirtbag as our very first song.

We are going to lock in, after 8 o'clock a gig. Yeah. We have to lock in a gig. We took suggestions last week and we're confident we've found a gig that might work but we're gonna have to go through the criteria because we need enough run-up. I think that's the most important to actually be able to know that when we play we've actually played it through in full enough times with success that we're not gonna embarrass ourselves. I was practicing on the weekend, shocking. Yeah, it's time to get really nervous too.

That's the most important thing, it can't be too far away, but it can't be too late this weekend either. I need a professional lesson. I need someone that knows how to play guitar to go, this is what you do. Yeah, we need to go and head to Musicworks and see what they can help us with. I feel like guys we already gave you the instruments and now what else do you need? Can you now teach us how to play them? If you want to make us look good with your instruments. They're going to regret giving those instruments to us. Okay Ryder, the request list that we have that needs to be fulfilled before we even take the stage.

Ruby has a suggestion. Morning Ruby. Hi Ruby. Morning has a suggestion. Oh, morning Ruby. Hi Ruby. Morning. Good morning. Now this is a suggestion for our band or is it so are you in a band and you have this request? No, this is a suggestion for your band.

Okay. Okay, right. Yeah, I was thinking maybe you could request to have me back stage. Oh, groupie. That's an interesting thing. Why would we do that? Yeah.

Oh, you know, just, I don't know actually. There's no reason whatsoever. Ruby wants to be there. Ruby, what are you, what are you, what are you at Ruby? Dan's already called you a groupie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be a groupie. Yeah. Oh, I'd be good too. Dan, then. Can you like when, when we go on stage?

I'd be good too. I'd be good too! Ruby you can't say that! Can you backflip Ruby? Um, I can roly poly. Oh no. We can't have Ruby. We're all married. We can't have Ruby going up here good groupie. I remember just seeing a guy who was like some dudes hype man and he just kept like standing on boxes

or on like the drum kit and he'd just do backflips off it the whole time. Ruby are you gonna be be positive and give compliments? I'm really good. Because that's good too, just before we go on stage if we're nervous. Give Meg one compliment now, one grade A compliment that we could expect if you were our G up person before we went out. Meg you are so beautiful and just talented and amazing and you're just a great drummer as well.

Don't lie though Ruby, that's the thing, be truthful with your stuff. Say some compliments for us. Okay, do we get one thing each that we get to request you think? I think so. I think if Ruby can make it, let's have her backstage. I like the idea of a bit of a groupie. Okay. Okay. My dad loves this whiskey, it's called Crown Whiskey, and it's apple flavoured, and it's super hard to find. And we always try and get it for my dad for Father's Day, or like his birthday.

And you just try and get them to get a present for your dad. No, no, and, but whenever I find it, I have to give it to him, and then I don't have one. And I would like to have some apple crown whiskey before I go out and perform. So present for Clint's dad right next to him. That's weird.

Present for John, okay? Right there, the one down. Kyle, right there, one down. He's putting it down. Got it. Me? We're allowed to ask for anything, aren't we? No judgment?

We just judged Clint, actually. No, no, no. Sorry. I want somebody to come massage my feet. Okay. Shocker not. Before or after? Shocker not. Okay.

Both. Both? So I need a foot massage. Oh man, she has sweaty feet after it. She's been drumming away. At the end of it, we're probably going to perform at night time, right? And my feet have started to swell into thudders every night. So, you know, they're like normally like trotters

and they're now thuds. Let's get Ruby back on. Shit, there's a job, we found a job for her. Ruby! Ruby, come massage my swollen, pregnant feet. And Dan, what have you got? Well, I've got ADHD. So I want a bowl full of Ritalin.

A bowl full of Ritalin. A bowl full of, and it'll give us street cred because people go, oh my God, look, I've got drugs in a bowl. But it's just my medication. Do you want to take it whole or do you want to crush so you can snort it? Maybe some crush. I don't want to snort it though.

So you've asked for the suppositories before as well. Do you want those? Yes, and I want someone to do that for me. The worst. Ruby! We've got Ruby massaging my feet. She's doing a suppository for me. She'll be yours.

And she's fighting, I was here. She's instantly ready. Who would have thought that I was the, like, you guys were the biggest demons compared to me? Worst groupie ever. I'm the most chill. Ruby's like, when can I go home? After Meg's message. Alright, oh god. All these people that have gone, yeah you can play at my gig and they'll start to regret that now.

Sounds like we're like 70. Ruby, are you in? Yes, I'm in. Alright, I don't know if she's been in. I don't think she was listening. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal. Yeah, so I've been going through the drama that's been happening with Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, just the Cyrus family as a whole.

They both put like statements up over the weekend. Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' dad and her mum's ex-husband, who has had some very public sort of issues recently, was like really drunk at Trump's inauguration or what it was it wasn't that it was something along to look at. Yeah it was something to do with the presidential race but I think it's shocking to me because I used to watch Hannah Montana and they seemed like such a close family like obviously they were playing roles but Billy Ray was in Hannah Montana wasn't he and he would play to dad and it was they seemed like they

had the perfect relationship. Yeah yeah not, not, not anymore, but I don't know. It's, it's, it's, it's rough. He's gone and posted a big Mother's Day post and he's written nice things about his daughter and his ex-wife and I just have, I just have a, I guess, an opinion about it. To me, I'm like, that would be awesome if you wrote it privately to them.

But you putting it so publicly makes me think that you just kind of maybe want people to see you're a good dad and good ex-husband. You don't know all this, you know, why they're like shunning you out and you're the victim. I've seen it happen time and time again where, and maybe it's just some friends' personal lives, but where dads like publicly say things

so that people think that they're really good, but behind the scenes they're actually, there's a reason that relationship is broken. They talk about that when, just in relationships in general, the people that post about their partner more than others, other ones that are actually trying to prove something because they're actually struggling behind.

So he said, I'm really proud of Miley and her guts and her courage, her wisdom and strength to bring it out when our family needed it most. We are close to fully healing. We've been through a lot and this mother said, I'd like to testify a couple of facts. I still very much believe in the power of prayer and respectfully ask you to do so if you have an extra prayer for the Cyrus family. He also said about Tish, his ex-wife is a definition of a strong mother.

And the first to admit being married to me was not easy. Which is again, all very nice and well but it is very public and I always sit there with a little bit of like that's great but there's a reason there's a relationship that's broken there between them. I guess at least on on the flip side of that at least he is admitting it's not like he's gone everything's you know hunky-dory. No no exactly I agree. He's just gone you know it was hard to be married to me. Also I actually think he gets a pass because it's Mother's Day. If he'd randomly gone hey I just, it was hard to be married to me. I actually think he gets a pass because it's Mother's Day.

If he'd randomly gone, hey, I just wanted to say this to my daughter. Out of the blue, you'd be like, well, you just wanted us to see it. But it's like anyone else is putting up a post about how incredible their mum is and he's used this as an opportunity maybe. So then she mildly posted on her stories

and she doesn't do it very often. So I thought this was quite interesting. She said, I rarely comment on rumours. There you go. But my mum and I are too tight for anything to ever come between us. She's my best friend. Like a lot of mums, I thought this was quite interesting. She said I really comment on rumors. There you go Um, but my mom and I are too tight for anything to ever come between us. She's my best friend like a lot of mums I thought this is great. We could maybe talk about tomorrow's technology and mums I've had this habit a couple of times like a lot of mum She doesn't know how to work her phone and somehow unfollowed me. It's not like

How do you mistakenly unfollow someone? I have a best friend of mine who got a very panicked phone call from her mum one time. No, sorry, my friend called my mum saying, Mum, why have you added my ex-boyfriend on Facebook? Like, got an ad from her. And then she started getting really upset. She said, I don't know, my Facebook's all in Arabic. I don't know how it happened.

And you're like, Mum, do you mean Arabic? Sorry, Arabic. Arabic. Arabic, but I know that mums in particular or parents can have some real issues, so that is no big deal between Miley and her mum. And as she said, my dad and I have had challenges over the years now, my 30s family is priority

above everything else, so it sounds like they're working it out. Okay, yeah, at least they are, because it's been a very public kind of breakdown, hasn't it, that whole Cyrus thing? Absolutely. All right, what does your name say about you, and should we be as judgmental about someone

based on just their name alone? Supposedly, a screenshot, it was like 22% of us will instantly make an assumption about a person based on their name before we even meet them. Jared's, yeah. Jared's always bullies in my opinion. Wow, really? I don't... I was bullied by two of them. I don't know, great Jared. Really?

He must be rare. Mmm. I'd love to meet a nice Jared, because I've only had two that bullied me at school. I've got one. I chased a burglar out of my flat. Oh, did he? Bullied him away. Oh yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan.

What does your name say about you? Supposedly 78% of people will not judge somebody they say at least based on their first name alone whilst 22% of us do before we even know the person just based on their name. I actually think it's higher than that. Yeah. I think people are just trying to answer the survey how they think they should answer it. We played this game last week and we took a call to reach Dan you got Jamie which coincidentally is my wife's name. Only Jamie I know. Yeah which probably led the witness. I reckon Jamie going on what I know is something to do with the beauty industry. Jamie are you a fantastic makeup artist? No. Okay you have a Damn it, Carly. Two more.

Two more. Come on, Dan. Come on. Okay, you have a beautiful house with a pool. Definitely no. Come on, Dan. You've got one more. You've got one more.

Just stand in your own pool. Okay, your husband is an arrogant douchebag that does a lot on social media, paid-wise. No, no way. Okay. Oh, man. Do you have good boobs, though, Jamie? I bet. Oh man. Do you have good boobs though Jamie? I bet. Sadly no.

Oh my god, I'm the boy. What have you got going for you Jamie? What Jamie? Nothing going for her. She said no to everything. Yeah, unfortunately. There's a few texts coming through actually on different people's opinions on names. Every male Jordan I've ever met is an arrogant tool,

according to Cassidy. I know three Emmys and they're all beautiful, sweet and kind. Oh yeah, Emmys are great. Yeah. This person said, I know three women called Nikki and they're always hard work. What do they mean by hard work? Just like, oh God, Nikki's, it's hard to get to know her, she's always just...

Or maybe they work for them and there's just always an issue. Or, you know, maybe it's... You know those conversations where you feel like you're doing 90% of the heavy lifting? And you're like, look, I'm trying to feel the awkward silence. Do us a favour and throw something else in the mix as well. Yeah, Sarah said, I know three sifts and they've all got body odor. Okay well let's do one now. We take a call each and we have to assume three things about you. You get a point for every assumption you get correct. Alright, I'm doing Hannah, which is really exciting. Well one of my best friends is Hannah so I feel like this is a good one for me. And my wife Hannah as well. Yeah okay and Hannah fits these things too. Okay. Well actually one of them, one of my best friends is Hannah, so I feel like this is a good one for me. And my wife, Hannah as well. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. And Hannah fits these things too.

Okay. Well, except one of them, one of them is very niche. Okay, Hannah, are you there? I'm here, morning. Morning. Hannah, do you have a, like, I would say a unique or a loud laugh, like a laugh that, like, you're like, oh, that's Hannah's laugh.

I would say so, it's pretty loud. Okay. Okay, good, give us a second. I feel like Hannah's have, well we have to say something funny again. No, she has to give it to us, like, for sort of an example. Well you have to make her laugh. Go on, do something. You got until the end of the break.

Do something to make her laugh then. Okay, I would say Hannah's, in my mind, are pretty good with kids. Like for some reason kids kind of gravitate towards them and they've got an energy that little little kids like just seem to like. Yeah. Yes, I don't have any kids of myself. No. I have very many nieces and nephews and they all do gravitate towards you.

Okay, okay, okay. This last one, very niche. She has a thing for ugly guys. No, that's not what I was going to say. It takes two incredibly. Okay, sorry. She always settles in relationships. Maybe that's only because Hannah Hynes is just my wife. Hannah are you obsessed with like one particular TV show that is kind of

almost part of you becoming your personality or you quote all the time it's like something like a comfort watch? Yes! What's the TV show? Game of Thrones. It's like something like a comfort watch. Yes! Hey! Three from three! What's the TV show? Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones, right, and that's like your thing. You're like, oh Hannah loves Game of Thrones. Mm-hmm.

Here we go. How good! Hey, let's hear that laugh. Here's a joke for you. What's better than eating a mandarin? No Dan, you know Dan. Never mind Hannah. Turned his mic off.

Hey, we're going gonna send you a Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prize pass. Okay, bring his mic back. Yeah we've got two large packs of chilli and lime, maple coconut, there's apple crumble, berry short, cake, caramelised onions, sriracha, smoky Spanish, it goes on and on Hannah, so we're gonna send that out to you.

And if you wanna play, I'll wait under the edge Dad and I'll have a crack at your necks eating Amanda Go on Yeah, turn this mic off so I'm trying to turn his mic off Okay, what does your name say about you I just got three out of three with Hannah. Very proud of that. You call us to 800 The Edge. You're going to tell us your name and then we're going to say the assumptions that we

make about those people when we meet them. Yeah, and me going through this at the moment with choosing a baby name. So true. I am utterly obsessed, Clint. It's gotten too far now. I need to just focus on a name that me and my husband like rather than worried about what other people will think of it. Yeah okay. Because I'm very in the place of like oh people assume this of them and they won't be able to

do this job and... I think you should steer away from Gertrude. Why? Well I know I know you like it Meg but it's just it gives connotations of old lady. Gertie Mansel. Yeah Gertie Mansel. Alright so Dan you're going to be telling Lucy what her name says about her three assumptions off the bat what is your first one? Morning Lucy. Morning. Morning. Oh not how I thought you'd sound. Yeah that's why he's cheating when he did the morning. Don't say anything more Lucy, Dan I know it were you afraid and you've got to stick to your Lucy. Yeah you've got to stick to her, you can't change it if all of a sudden Lucy seems to be a delight. I think Lucy first off the bat you're into baking, you're stick to it. You can't change it if all of a sudden Lucy seems to be a delight. I think Lucy, first off the bat, you're into baking. You're a baker.

Oh, yes. You're spirit animal's Chelsea Winter. Every Lucy's a baker. Absolutely. I love baking. Yes! Here we go. Every Lucy loves baking. We're off to a good start.

Okay, let's continue it. You like wearing floral stuff. Floral patterns, dresses, skirts, knickers, anything's floral. Absolutely not. Oh, bugger. I Nick, is anything floral? Absolutely not. Oh, bugger. Absolutely. I thought that one was a little laugh, but that's all right. Monochrome, unfortunately.

Okay. Do you have a floral bedspread? Yeah, anything floral. No. Okay, sorry, you've got one, Dad, you've got one, it's okay, what's next? Okay, good break. And the final one is you're into,

you love being up to date with your technology. So you're always saving up to get the next iPhone. You always want the latest gadget. Oh, I would say yes. Oh, okay. So what a choice. So we're saying you passed, congratulations. Lucy's loved the latest technology and also loved to bake.

Yeah. That is fact now. And who doesn't love Chelsea Winter? Yeah, and that's fact. Clint, and also love to bake. Yeah. That is fact now. And who doesn't love Chelsea Winter? Yeah, and that's fact. Clint, before we talk to him, you get Trent. Okay. You were tricked by him. I'm gonna go, my first assumption about Trent is,

you cheated once, but you said never again. Even though you secretly have, but you don't tell people. I was a part of one, but it wasn't me that cheated. Oh okay. That's a wrong. Okay Trent, I'm gonna say you still play Division 1 sport. In my mind yeah but the rest of the league is kind of trash. Oh man. I think I'm good, but...

Okay. We'll give it to you. We'll give you that one. We'll give you that one Clint. Okay, next one. Damn, just hearing Trent, he seems way more like intellectual and fancy than I was picturing. Because my third assumption was, you're always rocking at least two cars minimum and you're that guy on Trade Me that's always like, king for swaps?

King for swaps? Oh, he's a flipper, he's a flipper. Yeah and you want to just like... Now that I couldn't be further from that guy. Alright so in the end, Clint got one, Dan got two, I got three, happy days? Yeah sort of the ranking of us in terms of talent really isn't it? Damn yeah sorry. Alright well Trent was embarrassed the most, unfairly, so I'm gonna send you a voucher to go spend in store at Z Trent, so you can enjoy that one.

Join Z rewards on the Z app and fill up with fuel discounts, points and treats. He can take one of his three cars there, Clint. Yeah, yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan, our long lost uncle Will passed away. And we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge, Will to win. All right, he wasn't good with names though, but he does remember a few things about him. And we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge, will to win.

All right, he wasn't good with names though, but he does remember a few things about them. If this is you, I'll 800 the Edge. I know that they've got a student loan. They live in the South Island and they drive a red car. That'll get you on the phone with us. And apparently that is Grace. Grace, you have a red car.

What kind of car is it? Yes, I've got a Toyota Alexa, like 2004. Okay. And whereabouts in the South Island are you? I live in Christchurch. And what are you studying at the moment? I studied early childhood and now I've got a $30,000 student loan.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, $30,000. Yep. Yeah. Do you love the job though? You're passionate about it, it's gonna be your lifelong dream to fulfill that for the rest of your life. Um, maybe. Okay, do you know behind the scenes people go, oh she could just say she's got a red card, before the cash goes into potentially Grace's bank account. Those checks are made behind the scenes. Do you have fond memories of old Uncle Will, Grace? Just to...

Yeah, yeah, of course I do. Yeah, too many to name, I'd imagine. He has got like a little... It's like a security question, apparently, that if you know Uncle Will, you'll know this answer. Time to release his cash. Yeah. OK. So Uncle Will went on a huge bender with one of the old

popes back in 2003, apparently, and he wants to know, what is the name of the movie that's based around choosing a new Pope? No. Um, hmmm... Surely like... The... Oh, isn't it the Conclave? Con...

It is Conclave. I feel like there might have been a Google. I don't care. Well done! Well done. I'll tell you what, one thing that Will loved, Googling. He did love to Google. He was a pro.

Alright Grace, I'll let you have that one. Conclave was the right answer. You've won yourself 250 bucks from Uncle Will's Will. Oh thank you! Thank you so much! Just so you know Grace, even though he didn't remember your name, he loved you. He did love you. Yeah, I love him too.

Any last words for Uncle Will since we're celebrating him? Just hope he's having a good bender up in the sky. Yeah, he would love that. Oh, I don't know how high up he is. One thing that heaven's known for is its benders. Bye, home son. Now once this is coming up next, I've seen that in the sheet. I actually know nothing about this.

So it was Mother's Day on the weekend, and I caught up with my gorgeous Mother Jules. And she had some scathing things to say about this. So it was Mother's Day on the weekend and I caught up with my gorgeous Mother Jules and she had some scathing things to say about us. Sounds like she's done a weekly critique of the show that we didn't ask for. No we didn't, I don't mean Clint you don't remember asking for that. I don't remember. Dan even told me she started doing like a like she ranked our attractiveness as well for some reason as a bonus. Yeah one person comes out really bad if I'm honest. Really? From poor old Jules'., if I'm honest. Really? From poor old Jules'. Oh god, I love it. Okay, is this, like, have we got her words from herself?

She was happy to be recorded. She didn't know she was being recorded. Oh god, there it is. Jules! Happy Mother's Day, yesterday, for all the mums around the world. Thank you. Caught up with my mum, Jules, took her to the zoo. Oh, cause you got zoo passes. Oh my god, that's so funny, I was meant to go to the zoo. How funny, I must have been crazy yesterday, but obviously my daughter was sick so we didn't go.

But I would have bumped into you. How many times have we done that, Dad? And I bumped into each other at the zoo. I bumped into me twice at the zoo. Oh really? That's uncanny. Anyway, lead boss. Anyway, so we're at the zoo and my mum, as you guys know, and I think listeners of the show will know this She is that she listens to everything we do The biggest fan of the show she listens to them as she calls it fans only podcast She listens to the main show everything and we were talking I think we're talking about the show and she brought up something that happened last week on the show which Clint you brought to the show Tell us what you were sort of talking about last week that was between you and your son Ty. God we have a lot of conversations in my life.

You were trying to get something. The fish. Oh trying to get fish. Yeah. That's right I mean Ty wanted fish and we had to go back to the fish store about six times I think it was before we finally were told that our water was healthy enough for fish to not die instantly as soon as they touch the water. Have they been worth that claim if you love them? Actually, yeah, like I even called my wife, she was walking down the hall the other day and she goes, I heard her stop walking down. She goes, hello little fishies. And I was like, that's cute.

Like, and they're just, they're beautiful. They're so good looking. And like, and when I go up to the tank they all go crazy because they know they're about to get fed so they can actually see me walk into a room. So my mum had some thoughts on that and I luckily I had my phone on me so I managed to this is not everything I came in like halfway through but this is her mid rant about the fish content we had last week. I was just listening the other day about the fish. Like seriously?

Surely you could come up with something better than a fish for a midlife crisis. How sexy is that? Why not a Harley or... Well you can't ride a Harley because he doesn't have a motorbike licence. Yeah but I mean you could learn couldn't he? I don't know. You don't find fish sexy? No, sort of thing that somebody like me that's retired might think, oh I think I'll just sit there and watch the fish swim around and be really relaxed.

Yeah. But no. You don't find it sexy that he's like caring for animals and stuff? No, I'm not. What, fish? Yeah. No. So who's the hottest on the show now?

He's probably, I don't know, you have to be. Well, sad to Meg. Eh? Sad to Meg. Oh, well yeah. So what,, sad to me. Eh? Sad to me. Well, yeah. So what, so it goes me, Clint, me. No, it's a shame. She finds her own son hotter than me.

Holy cow, that is the, honestly, that must be one of the most humbling moments. And then I stopped her and she was like, she won't mind that I said she was the ugliest, will she? And I was like, well, I don't know, me. Technically she doesn't say she's the ugliest, but I guess indirectly, yes. Least hottest, least hottest. Least hottest, yeah. So there you go, so my mum does not like your content,

Clint, she does not like... She doesn't like a dad trying to fulfil an eight-year-old son's dream, but warning first, that's strange. I think we need to bring Clint back to hot in my mum's eyes by getting him a Harley. We need to get him on a Harley somehow. He's not allowed a Harley because his mum's told him he's not allowed a Harley.

But that's not if your mum's telling you, what are you, 39, 40? You're 40. 40, yeah. So you can't listen to your mum now. I know, but then I was like fine with still proceeding and then my wife, she's got a certain tap that she even threatened to turn off and I was like, oh I don't want to ride a motorbike that badly. Yeah, yeah. I'd be exactly the same by the way, don't want to ride a motorbike that badly. Yeah, yeah. I'd be exactly the same by the way. My husband is never getting a motorbike

and if I have to do that, then that's... Yeah, like my wife has never used that as like an alter in the tap off. And that was the first time she used it, which made me realize how serious she was about it. I was like, oh, do I want to be a virgin Harley rider? No. I'm a born again virgin on my Harley.

No. How late are you getting because of the fish? I don't know if I've helped if I'm honest. Also I don't think you should be taking advice from the ugliest person on the show. Clint, Meg and Dan. I'm not sure if we made the right decision or not, but the three of us are doing it anyway. The Edge Breakey with Clint, Meg and Dan are starting a band. And so far, well, they've got instruments.

Kukabane's turning in his grape. Next step, to find a song to perform. One of the world's biggest artists, Alex Warren, suggested this. Uh, wet-ass ****. Brilliant stuff. And it's locked in. Okay, and then there was Teenage Stoopbag that was suggested. Let's just do the song. We're doing that! Lock it in!

We're doing Teenage Stoop with ya! Lock it in! We're doing teenage dirtbag baby! Choo! Okay, so now they've locked in the song, we just need a venue. And that is where Olivia might come in. Morning Olivia. Hi.

Your gig that you sent through as a finalist in terms of an event that we could be playing at, but we need to obviously find out how many boxes it ticks. Okay. Okay. I mean, it did not sound that excited. She's professional. Oh my goodness. She's being mean it does not sound that excited. She's professional. Oh my goodness. She's being professional. Okay. I was very not excited. Is that alright? How long is the survey

gonna take? What's the party first of all? My 40th. Okay. That's a big one. What a privilege. 40th. Is there a location? Is it your house? It's at the Devonport RSA. An RSA? Oh I've always wanted to play an RSA. Oh my god an RSA. Love an RSA. Oh my god, an RSA. Love an RSA. The beers are real cheap. What are they like, four bucks a pint or something? Yeah, and I've got kegs of espresso martini. Kegs of espresso!

You should have led with that! Okay, wait, how many people were planning to be there? Is it small or...? Um, 70 to 80. Holy shit! That's almost too many. Okay, okay. Is it a Friday or a Saturday?

Saturday. And what is the date? 24th of May. So that's hot this weekend and the weekend after. Look at my diary, I've got football from two to five. What do you guys got on the 24th? Um, hold on, let me just check. I think it's serendipitous because Olivia is probably the one weekend I have free, I think.

Two weeks is tight though, two weeks is so tight. Oh shit. From 5 till 10pm that night I'm doing f*** all. Let's log it in! We're going to your 40th! Yes, I am so pumped. You're so excited. Okay Olivia, we need to rock up that energy when we get to the performance.

I'm standing outside at work and I'm in the military, so I'm just not going to jump up and down. Whoa, you're in the military. So what kind of clientele are going to be at your 40th? There'll be some Navy people there. Oh, they love a piss-up. Okay, and it's down by Devonport, so it's near the Naval base. Can we, at the end of our performance, when we finish Teenage Dirtbag, can we get one of the captains from one of the ships down the road to do their horn? I mean, I can ask, but I don't know if we'll be able

to pull that one off. There's a lot of things behind the scenes we can sort out. Out of the 80 people that'll be there, how many other people might listen to The Edge or know about MCDC? Good question. Ummm, I'd say it's probably a good portion. 40 to 50 percent.

Okay! More than half! The only thing that scares me is the runway. It is short, it's only two weeks, but now at least we can stop procrastinating. We've got a deadline. We will practice our arse off and we will perform at your 40th birthday. I've got absolute faith that you can do it because I listened to the chorus practice, so you've got a deadline. We will practise our arse off and we will perform at your 45th day. I've got absolute faith that you can do it because I listened to the chorus practice. So you've got this. We've got this.

We will make you proud, Olivia, and the 50% of people that know who we are will make them proud as well. And just so we're clear, our performance is our present to you, right? And we're not bringing a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, great.

You know, that's all good. Olivia, so exciting! Good luck with all the planning. Yeah, thank you. You do what you need to do, and we'll do what we need to do. We'll send you our rider. Okay.

Yeah, we will send you the rider. Yeah, we have a few requests for backstage. Olivia's like, let me get back to work. Okay, bye Olivia. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Over the past few weeks, we've been putting you in the draw

to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney on their, I'm sorry, her Mayhem Ball Tour. Thousands of people are in the draw. One will be winning. And that news will be coming in about five minutes. So the biggest prize I think we've given away in a long time is an air pack prize. Yeah, it's really exciting.

It's gonna be, obviously, not just making morning, but your entire year first though. Dan, and it's hit the spot. I don't know how we haven't done Lady Gaga before. She's an epic singer. I was trying to find one that works for The Spot because it needs like a good leader, then like a bit of a boom then into a chorus and she doesn't, she's just got constant upbeat songs. So it's hard to find one that has a bit of a crescendo.

Yeah. I think we've found one. Really a game of timing. You're singing along with the song, you get rid of the music and carry on singing then find out if when it comes to the absolute peak of the song, you are still in perfect time with the artist. And Dan thinks this song is the song to do that. ["I'm Still Alive"] Now the problem is we're doing a bit of the song

that has no lyrics, so to speak. She's just sort of going, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Which is, that's this bit. The timing is tricky with this. So I'm going to do my best. Yeah, because the lyrics I suppose, at least if you're saying the same words as them, are keeping you in time easier than just a noise or a sound. Yes, you're just using the cadence of the words, whereas I don't necessarily have that with an ah. But anyway, let's give it a go. Because if it fails, it's just gonna be

a bit of a fizzle, isn't it? Okay, are you ready? Yeah, it'll be a real down buzz if you failed it just before you gave away tickets to go and see her. Okay, here we go. Hit the jams, Clint, give me a bit of a lead in. In the shallow, shallow Come on.

We're far from the shallow now Get real, come off if you don't get this. I'll be. It's beautiful, ain't it? I'm the demon, the watchers are dying I never leave the ground Really? Absolutely on the money On the money My goodness, we like to shut up, you know?

That was really good Oh, you're gonna have a good feeling too If you wanna see that live, it could be you where I'm gonna be calling the winner very shortly I feel like just shot up here. That was bloody good. Oh, you're going to have a good feeling too. If you want to see that live, it could be you where I'm going to be calling the winner very shortly. Slightly, probably better vocal than me. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Oh, but what a feeling. And we're going to try and put that in you next. If you're in the drawer, we could be calling you with the news that you and a friend are heading over VIP access flights and accommodation to see Lady Gaga by the end of this year.

Was I right in? I feel like I was on the money. Really? Yeah and it's coming from me. I like looking for your failures. It's coming from Meg. If Meg could find a mistake in you she would have. We are about to give somebody the incredible news after two weeks of putting you in the drawer to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney on the Mayhem Ball Tour, thousands of entries, one person is going to win tickets for them and a friend VIP access, flights and accommodation to see Lady Gaga December 12th. And I can't stress enough, Meg, that the VIP access gives you a lanyard. That's the best part of it.

There's more than that, cocktails on arrival, complimentary beer wine and softer and complimentary food as well, photo booth activities of course you said three days over there as well so a proper trip to take your friend on and experience what is the concert of the year? I mean this is the only person, the only woman in history that's ever had 2.5 million people show up to see her perform in your going for free. Yeah. Thousands and thousands of entries into the draw. There is a chance they could take us, one of us. Sure.

You know, it's open. That second ticket, they could take one of us. And that is why whoever wins is my favourite person. The person that has won the trip to go to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney on the Mayhem Ball Tour is Ria. Oh my god! Ria, congratulations! You are going to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney. Oh my god, thank you so much.

Now Rhea. I've literally been trying for the last two weeks. How many entries did you think you got in over the two weeks? I've got every single one for the past two weeks. Oh wow, good on you. That's amazing. See, now you deserve it.

Now the question is, who deserves to go with you? Yeah, have you got that in mind? My boyfriend. Oh, my boyfriend. Oh, lucky bugger. Lucky bugger. Yeah, he you got that in mind? My boyfriend. Lucky bugger. He trumps me, doesn't he? Is your birthday coming up or your anniversary or anything that you're now, he's gonna owe you? My birthday is next month, oh no, in July.

Oh, well, now he knows that if you, he's got to, you've managed to get him a trip overseas. Yeah, yeah. It better be a good July. That's amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Well done, Rhea.

God, you've got to be the envy of everybody. Yeah. There's so many people that are wanting to go to this concert. Yes, you've got your flight sorted. You're going to spend about four days, three nights in Sydney. We'll sort out your accommodation. And yeah, you're going to be at one of the biggest gigs in the world at the moment.

It's going to be absolutely phenomenal. I can't wait. Thank you so much. It's gonna be absolutely phenomenal. I can't wait. Thank you so much. You're welcome. You're welcome. Oh, the best, yeah. That's so cool. Man, just like the envy of a lot of people right now. Hell yeah, I know.

What was the last thing you guys won? Hmm. I won a mountain bike once out of a pump bottle thing. I checked, you know how sometimes you get pump bottles and you can text in a thing? It was like years ago. I remember winning it, they called me the next day after I texted in, it's like no one else entered.

Last thing I won, I enter a lot of things these days. I become one of those people and I haven't won a single thing. Calorine Incompetition, well my daughter does Calorine Incompetition. Oh, oh, oh, fraudy and slut. Meg's been doing her daughter's three year old colouring in competitions. Still losing.

Still losing. Clint, Meg and Dan. You want to know if anyone out there talks to their mum more than Meg? After we found out leading up to Mother's Day, Meg talks to her mum at least twice a day, more so on weekdays. And I said to you guys, I just think that this is not even, I'm nowhere on the Richter scale of being high callers to my mum. You guys are just boys, you're sons, you're different. But girls and their mums, I feel like,

talk a lot more than you realise on the phone. Yeah, maybe it's because I see my mum every... Because your mum lives out of town, right? Yeah, but I reckon that they wouldn't make any difference to girls that see their mums in the same city. Girls just call their mums all the time for like stupid things, just anything. What was the last thing you called her about just for advice? Yesterday I called her about my daughter being sick.

And we spoke about that. We spoke about that. But I'm trying to think about like little nonchalant things. Mum will literally call me and be like, oh I just saw a teapot at an op shop. Oh that's when I'd start screening her. Oh why? Just so you know I just saw a teapot. My mum's like, you saw a teapot? I'll be like. And then what happened? And she'd be like, that was it.

I'd be like, mum, you've got to stop calling me. You have to gather your stories. And then you give me your best one at the end of the week. Hello Meg, I saw a teapot, a tree and a fence yesterday. You'd be like, right, OK, that was a one call. And let's make sending her bingo cards. And it's just leaving parts of the story out to make her mum look crazy. Alright, let's look at the texts that have come in. I talk to my mum five times plus a day.

I FaceTime my mum every day, sometimes twice a day. It's a minimum of half an hour. I do the same with my older sister. I call my mum maybe four times a day. We live 20 minutes from each other. No, that's punishing. I talk more than that on the way to work, on the way home, a couple extra times in the afternoon while waiting for the kids to come out of school. I had 14 calls from my mum last week

and we live on the same property. Whoa! Here we go, that's gotta Christchurch. Hi Christchurch, it's gotta Crystal. Sorry, I don't like to call you Christchurch. Morning Crystal. Hi. So how often are you talking to your mum?

Daily? Maybe two to four times a day. Now here's a question, who's doing the calling? So are you calling or is she calling or is it a mix? Like a 50-50. Yeah. It's a mix. Yeah.

Same as me. So I think if it's one person doing all the calling, they're needy and the mum's probably going, oh yeah. Yeah, fair enough if it's only one-sided, but if it's a mix, it's just... Yeah. Okay, good. So that's the high water mark but if it's a mix it's just... Yeah. Okay, good.

Okay, so that's the high water mark at the moment, two to four times a day. Okay, Mike, is this a sun? Yep. Okay, hi, okay, I like to see it. Mike, how many times do you call your mum a day? Um, I think about two or three times a day. Really? Why? Like what as a guy, what are you calling your mum for? Just a chat? Like say you've seen a teapot or is there stuff you're talking about?

Um, sometimes just a chat but also sometimes asking for advice on like colour schemes, things like that. We also have, Mike you're not alone. Somebody texted and said, my husband calls his mum six times a day easily. Shut up! And is he doing the calling? Because I'd say that's red flags. And is the person that's texting in,

um, do you get from their texts a tone, Meg, that they don't love that? As a, uh, as supposedly the most important person in this, woman in this person's life. Let me have a look. My husband calls his mum to six times a day, easily laughing, crying face. So you take with that what you will,

Clint, of how they react. I think Kim's got a similar number to that. Morning, Kim. Good morning. So you're not only calling, but you're FaceTiming. Yeah, so my mum lives in Australia, and we are extremely close. and I will FaceTime her five or six times a day.

I'll FaceTime her when I'm getting ready for the day doing my face, having breakfast, having a coffee. Yeah, and just throughout the day see what she's doing and I FaceTime my dad. They both live together and when he wakes up from his night shift. Do you think she gets pissed off? Yeah, do you sense that she's been like, oh hey Kim, how's it going? Oh it's you again.

I'm not sure. I don't think so, but I do FaceTime quite early. So if I'm up at seven o'clock here, it's the time difference. It's like five o'clock here! No Kim, your mum just desperately wants to tell you she's had enough. Yeah.

I think you know what, as a mum though, she'd take it. She'd go, oh god, I can't stand it when you can't call, but I'd never admit it. But if we don't talk during the morning, it's what's wrong. You're quiet today, what's wrong? If my mum doesn't pick up my phone call, I will then eventually get to the point

of calling her husband, my stepdad, and if I don't hear from him I'll call my brother and be like mum is dead in a ditch somewhere, so where's mum? So Kim, if you haven't called your mum by 9am Australian time you're dead to her basically. I've already spoken to her twice this morning. I never would have loved it. I hope my mum's not listening to this because she's always like you never call, you never call. I bet Kim's going to call her mum right now and go, I was on the radio.

Oh, I just told her on the radio. Talking about you, mum. Talking about us on the radio. And then she'll be like, oh, and the guys are saying, like, you might not like it when I call at 5am, so weird, eh? She's like, oh no darling, don't listen to them. Don't listen to them, I love you.

Now that you bring it up, Kim. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our Only Bands podcast it is. ["Only Bands"]