The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW So I'll come finger you....

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI.... Join Clint, Meg, Dan, with Ash London as they dive into a mix of hilarious and somewhat embarrassing personal anecdotes. From Dan's unique Google search history to Ash's amusing take on the English language, this episode has it all. Clint talks about uncovering his wife's secret spending habits, while Ash recounts the serendipitous love story that led to her marrying her husband. They also discuss awkward moments in labor and give away international flights to make dreams come true. Don't miss this fun-filled episode that highlights the quirks and laughs of everyday life. 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Banter01:31 Throwback Music and Nostalgia05:25 Funny Anecdotes and Personal Stories31:22 Awkward Moments and Embarrassing Stories37:17 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals39:49 Dan's Google History Revealed41:46 Blood Sugar and Lady Gaga's Meat Dress42:44 Loose Skin vs Tight Skin43:40 Tracking and Net Worth45:00 Orthodontist Expenses and Secret Money47:34 Tattoo Permission and Relationship Dynamics49:03 Make Good Apologies54:14 10K Easy Money Game56:30 Words That Aren't Words01:03:46 Dream Seats: Achieving Your Ambitions01:09:10 Labor Stories: What Not to Do01:17:06 Ash London's Love Story

This is a podcast from Rover. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Whahoo! Eeyahoo! Buh-goo-heeg! Buh-goo! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning!

It is 1 to 6. We're at Ash London filling in for Meg's mat cover this morning. So we'll get that one changed for you, Ash. Get up on my bloody chair. Yeah, come on Emond. There she goes, she's conquered the chair. Hello darling. How tall are you? I don't know, five?

Two maybe? I'll do this a little. Do you know what happened the first time Meg ever met me? Because she'd only known me from the internet. She did my podcast and I walk into the room and before she even says hello, she goes, Oh, smaller than I thought. I was like do I have a big girl energy? She was looking up at normal and then she had to look down. I'd like tickle her little knee to get her attention. No one's ever, because everyone knows I'm little but I guess she'd never seen me. Oh, smaller than I thought. Day two of you bringing in your humidifying purifier thing as well.

Someone's jealous. Yeah, don't be jealous. That's very cool. I know that you've been Googling it. I know. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Right now, something's jumping to our 6am throwback though.

Something's gonna get you going for the start of your Wednesday if the coffee isn't quite doing it. What's it gonna be today? I'm so excited. Well, I've chosen the last couple of times. Usually it's Meg. She's very good at this. Like going back in time, not literally. She's like, she's not Michael J. Fox. But you know what I mean?

Like she knows exactly the day that this happened. Today, 2012 Ash, Gangnam Style was released. Oh. What a song. It still slaps. 2012 Ash Gangnam Style was released. What a song. It still slaps. Clint, you're making a face like, ew, wasn't that... Well, you know, when we're in Japan, sorry to bring up another Japan story. Oh, did you go to Japan?

That is a different, you know, that is a different country to Korea. OK, I'm just letting you know. Not to Clint. My wife wanted to take the kids to what was titled as a robot restaurant. Oh. And yes, every table had a robot, but I thought you would order and talk to the robot and then we'd go get your food like a waiter.

But really it was just a robot that stood there and danced and you could choose songs, but it only had five. And one of them was this. So you imagine what we listened to with two children the entire lunch. No, thank you. I'm surprised you didn't go to the robot restaurant. You know, they go in Japan and you go and you sit there

and they do a robot show for like an hour. Oh, we Googled it. I loved it. And Adrian sat there looking at me the whole time, like, get me out of here and you can't leave. It was like a show. So the robots actually put on the show. It's amazing. It was so overpriced. Is it like are they stripping and stuff the robots or put on the show. It's amazing. I was so surprised. Is it like, are they stripping and stuff, the robots?

Or doing stuff with ping pong balls? No, not ping pong balls, but in Japan, everything is a bit sexual. There's always a sexual undertone. You watch things and you go, I understand why someone would have an erection right now. Yeah, right. It's layered. So the kids don't see it,

but the adults are like, oh my goodness. It's like a Pixar movie. Oh, exactly, for some. Yeah. Okay, so Gangnam Style's an option. An option. I mean, I think you can't go past it. I mean, I haven't even looked at other options, Clif, because Gangnam Style, it gets you in the mood.

So what's the topical tie-in? What'd you say? It was released. It was released today, 13 years ago. 13 years ago. 13 years ago. That's crazy, that makes you feel old, eh? Quick maths, what year was that? 2012.

We already said that, can we just see? Yeah, I just wanted to see if he's still young. Yeah, I think he wasn't listening after. No, definitely. Well, I gotta find the songs when you say them! Okay, and it was a time in 2012. Oh God. And there were things in places.

And let's play the song. Marilyn's just texted and saying, thanks guys, now I'm driving faster. You're welcome. You're welcome, Marilyn, as long as it's a hundred tops. I think, what is it, the fifth most viewed music video of all time?

It was the first to surpass a billion streams on YouTube, Gangnam Style. But now it's all good, it's ninth on terms of most viewed on YouTube. Number one, Baby Shark. Are you serious? Yeah, number one. By a long way, too.

Then Despacito. Luis Fonsi with Justin Bieber, that's number two. Obviously the massive Mexican audience. Yeah, Latino audience, Brazilian. Yeah, Latino, yeah. Wheels on the Bus, number three, Bath's song. Johnny, Johnny Yes Papa, number five. See You Again.

What's Johnny Yes Papa? It's like nursery rhymes and kid stuff. Yeah, on repeat. Yeah, See You Again, Wiz Khalifa, number six. Shape of You, Ed Sheeran, number seven. I don't even remember what the video for Shape of You is. I know! It's one of those songs that's just so, I guess, worldwide famous.

Yeah, it's like air. Yeah. Um, Phonic's song with two words, that's another kid's one, and Gangnam Style 9th. He's held on. Yeah, he's still in there. And it has just shown that in the last 13 years, parents have just turned to YouTube to parent their children. 100%. Yeah, that's what I do when I'm cooking dinner,

throw on a bit of YouTube. Something that I've been pondering since yesterday, Ash, when you teased us with it, and then you never actually gave us the story. On the show yesterday, people may have missed out. We were talking about Brad. I thought the same thing! Yes, Gretchen.

It's because I remembered my friend, Jen Cock. That's right. A story took precedence, but Bradley's story is better. We were talking about surnames, and Ash said this yesterday. I've got a great story about my mate Brad that I'm gonna tell you. One of the best you'll ever hear about name changes.

Oh really? It's 10 out of 10. God, it was a hell of a tease. I stand by it though. My goodness. 10 out of 10, and then we just never got it. Okay. And after the show,

and we'd all sort of gone our separate ways, I was like, oh! just came to me, I was like Ashley told her a 10 out of 10 story. Can I tell it now? Yes. So my mate Brad had always, I don't know what his last name was, let's call him Brad Smith, you know. We all knew him as Brad Smith, Brad Smith, Brad Smith, it was his mum's surname. And then it came time for Brad when he was about 21 to go overseas for the first time. Good on him. So he had to get a passport and to get a passport he had to get a birth certificate. So he went to get his birth certificate and he realised that legally his name was not Brad Smith, it was Brad whatever his dad's surname was who left when he was a baby. So legally his name was not his name, it was his dad's name and he's like, stuff that guy,

I want to be Brad Smith the way I've always been Brad Smith and what my mum's surname so I'm gonna have to go to depol and change my name officially to the name that I've always gone by Bradley Smith so he goes off and he's he's not really a kind of some of the new paperwork admin guy he's a skater he's a free spirit covered in tats. A lot of us are like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So... No, you bought a skateboard once, Tan, and then you didn't use it and you thought if you talked about it on the air the boss would have to pay for it because it was a work expense

and he didn't. Yeah, but I hate paperwork so every single... And also badass. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So I call in Matthew's appointment and I say, Bradley, is it done? And he goes, Matthew's appointment. And I say, Bradley, is it done? He goes, it's done.

I said, congratulations, you're officially Bradley Smith. He goes, nah. What do you mean? I said, what, you didn't change your name? He said, no, I changed my name. Oh, too different. He got too tempted. He couldn't not make a lull.

And he changed his name to Bradley Schmadley. Bradley Schmadley! You are, we are the same person, like that's what I'd love to do. And then he graffitied when he moved away, when the time came to take the airplane flight with his new passport, he graffitied a poem on my outside, like, um, laneway for my mum and I. Cops get called. Cops rock up. We're gonna need to know who did the graffiti. And I said, we're gonna need his name. And I said, it's Bradley Schmally. And they were like, if you're not gonna play along, we're gonna make you wash it off yourself.

And I said, his name is Bradley Schmally. They're like, you've got 24 hours to wash it off. And they made me with my friend, you made a crush on me, so I just made him do it. With soap and water and rollers, we had to clean it all off because the cops thought I was lying. Oh my gosh, it's so great. It is a great story, Ash. You could do a Daniel, Daniel Feniel.

That was cool, isn't it? Daniel Feniel. That is cool, isn't it? Daniel Feniel? Why does that sound weird? It sounds like I'm into... Daniel Feniel. Oh, I don't like it.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Leshko! Clint, Megan, Dan scandal. What did we decide? I think we're gonna go wedding. I've been saying upbeat, you know what I mean? Yeah. So Selena Gomez, we love her. Dated Justin Bieber for a while.

Oh, gosh, she is one of the most underrated pop stars, can I just say? Just put this bed up for a little bit to simply enjoy this. So underrated, she makes great beats. And early on in her career, she met Benny Blanco, one of the most celebrated pop producers on the planet, responsible for a lot of Justin Bieber stuff, a lot of Ed Sheeran's best stuff as well. He's a funny guy, he's a lovely guy. He does a little bit of acting too. I've seen him in the odd role here and there. Yeah, I think he's really funny. And. And I believe he was scared of flying because I remember interviewing him a couple of times and he was always on his couch in LA and he was a really, really nervous flyer. So he

didn't go places. It must be problematic for a pop star, right? Because you want a tour. Yeah, well, that's why he was a producer, right? Because he just like people could come to him. So he proposed to Selena in December, I love that for them, and they have sent the wedding invitations out. It's happening in September in Montecito, which is where Harry and Meghan live.

Is it easier or harder, do you think, for celebrities putting together the guest list? Because that's the hardest part is like, who do you cut and who do you keep? But if you're a celeb, you can invite everyone. But then also... It's a very small intimate wedding, they said. Close friends. But they're close friends.

One of her best friends, Tal Swift, his best friends would be like, Ooh, Justin Bieber, what do they do there? Because that's Selena's ex. And God, imagine if Justin went to the wedding because there's so much discourse online of people being like, they're still in love. I think there would be an agreement like,

I love you but you're not invited because... I think it'd be nice closure for all those people that want Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber to get back together of him being the end guy and seeing her walk down the aisle marrying someone else and we can put a, we can close the box. He's got Haley on his arm and the baby. Yeah, you can close the chapter, it's done guys.

I'll be done with it. Well yeah, it's a two day affair. Guests have been told, pack a bag, we'll put you up. And it's like I said Montecito which is the cool new neighbourhood of LA where the Megan and Harry live and it's a bit more bohemian. I would die to be at this wedding. I hate a destination wedding. Sorry.

What? They're the best! No, because people are like assuming that you can afford to go to their destination wedding. I guess Selena Gomez and all their friends can afford to. I had to go to Queenstown once for a wedding and it cost me two grand and they wanted a gift. That's bad. If you're asking people to travel to your wedding, no presents. Also it's an easy way to like cull the people that, you know, the people who aren't going to spend the money make the effort and you're like I'm Lebanese 400 people would rock up if it was in bloody

Eritrea absolutely because I think that's where most people go there's no way I'm not dropping two grand to go to dance wedding and kill em. No kids, destination no kids we got one of those and buddy was like a year old or something and they got pissed off that we couldn't come. I was like, what do you want me to do? Yeah, true. Maybe they were trying to cull me. Yeah. By having an increase in our wage.

And he went like, bugger. Oh my god. Dan, the biggest cheapskate came. They didn't even want to have a destination wedding. They just didn't want you to come. Yeah, and I came. You know what? A barley wedding it is, but means that where we won't be there, it'll be worth the extra

20 grand. Dan's like, Bulla! And we're like, that's PG, idiot. Oh bugger, I shouldn't have come. Say what you're thinking, what's on your mind? What's going on in the moment? Dan took a stab at Toyota Aqua drivers earlier this week and Brian caught up, not happy about it.

Morning Dan, I drive at Aqua mate and I'm complaining about you because you failed your driving test didn't ya? Yeah but that's why I'm qualified to talk about other shit drivers, cause I'm one takes one to know one. Well maybe you're a shit radio haste. Yeah I'm angry people get. I know. I'm so passionate. And people that drive at Toyota Aqua are usually passionate because they're saving their environment because it's a hybrid. But I'll tell you what you're not saving, good driving.

Jesus. What do you drive Ash? A... Oh God, she's gonna say like a Mercedes or something. Oh my God, you drive a Mercedes? Oh, he's absolutely, he's absolutely swooshed nothing but net. Shot down.

Oh my God, you have a Mercedes! Clip the scoop, good for you, you're no longer the richest guy on the show! Yeah, yeah she's bringing over that Australian dollar! Oh my goodness, man! Damn, you get like, you get another 50%! Meg, if you're listening, your cover's getting paid more! Poor Meg drives a Vitz! What a way to kick her when she's down-ass! Oh, poor me drives a Fitz!

What a way to kick her when she's down there! You could have got a shitty rental. Bloody hell! Or lied! Oh my goodness, well this has been home truths. Wow. Wow. Wow.

The onion has more layers than we thought it had. It's not like a sports car. Oh, okay, it's a big SUV. The roof doesn't convert. No, no, no, it's like, it's a very, you know, it's an understated small, you know. OK. You just dig your hole.

0800 The Edge. Now, no one's called through because I think people are scared. Here's the thing. You don't go through a producer. You just come straight on air. And the thing is, you could say anything. It's, what, 6.35? You said that, and then this is what Vanessa did last time.

Winge away sis. Well I'm feeling a little bit f***ed off. Okay now we said... That's classic Vanessa. That is such a Vanessa thing to do. Call up the radio and drop an F bomb. Yeah. So you just call. Unhinged. Oh 800 The Edge. You can say anything.

Anything? Yeah. Producer Carl? I usually answer the phones, but I'm gonna go make myself a coffee. Mmm. Yeah. So, I mean, people that don't know that, yeah, you go through to Carl, and then Carl grabs your name and stuff so that we don't have all the admin of, who are we talking to? And all the rest of that. We're not allowed to be in charge of deciding who goes on the radio.

That's a big, that's a very big thing. We're in trouble for it usually. And then, and I imagine, I don't know how often you do this, Carl, but how often do you have to go, hey, can you turn your radio down in the background? Can you take us off speaker? Every single time. Yeah, yeah. Put your phone up to your face.

Yeah. I love how, it's gotta be so condescending to be telling an adult how to use a cell phone. Yeah. But there are so many people that actually genuinely, I almost don't know how to use a cell phone. How many people these days you see walking around a mall with it on speaker and they're just holding it out

in front of their face? Yeah, my mom's age, yeah, they're all doing that. Well, what do you do? Or people that do that while they're driving thinking they're getting away with driving and talking on the phone at the same time. You're still holding it, yeah. Yeah, still counts.

I think the people that you see at the mall that they're walking around holding it is usually doing a voice memo. They're one of those punishers. And that's actually a controversial opinion I'm banning voice memos. It's so much more effort to deal with Yeah, once someone sends it to you, okay Well, my son's in the room

So I can't play it out loud because they might be swearing and also once he starts hearing something come out of my phone He'll want to come and be a part of it. And then you have to listen to the whole three minutes out of your life. Nah, I'm fanning your voice memo. Yeah, you're right. It's easier for the person sending it. It's less admin for them. Yeah, they've got their thoughts off their mind and cast them into their best. Now, I had to deal with all those thoughts. If you guys ever get a voice memo from me, though,

it's usually because I'm bitching about someone. Oh, and I have to have a real good bitch. You have to give the context and the tone. You can't send it for audio proof of a bitch. No, because then I delete it after you've listened. Okay, yeah, no, because that's what I do. I send it as an iMessage when they've seen it, hold it down, unsend.

What happens if you... If I've started listening to it and you've gone unsend, will it still give me the full voice message? It reports halfway through. I think some of the, I think messenger you have to delete it. I'm going to start screen recording from now on when I start listening to Dan's message so when he unsends it I've still got it. Do you know once, early on in me and Adrian's relationship, when Twitter was still called

Twitter we were just about to have sex and then I looked over at my phone just by chance and it said, we've got a call coming through, it said initialising Twitter live stream. What? I hadn't even touched it, it was about to start streaming live on Twitter. And is that how you got famous in Australia? That's how I got famous in Australia, that's why they call me Big Tits. Yeah, one night in London they called it. One night's never enough, it's a long way to go for one bloody night if you're in Kiwi or in Aussie.

Okay, someone's on the line. Say what you want to say quickly. We're running out of time. Go. Awesome. Okay, so on the line of like driving, I really hate those bright LED lights. You know like, you know how there's like, yellow lights and then there's all those white lights? Yes. On the Mercs.

Yes, babe. So like, probably have those white lights, because it's like pretty fancy. Yep, I know that one. Some of them will be blue, some of them will be yellow, but it's just letting you know that a more fancy car is on its way. It was the most controversial opinion was it really? I'm still passionate about what she's passionate about because when you're driving at night and those things come over heel into your eyes, it's weird.

Weirdly this morning there was like a car parked right at the end of my driveway so as I'm going out of my drive, I've just like ripped two massive hybrids pretty much straight into this car. And there was a guy and a girl sleeping in there. And I saw them be like, ah, our eyes. And I'm like, what are you guys doing sleeping in a car at 5am? Did you put, I would put my window down and chat to, I'd need to know that. Yeah, I thought about the whole way. I was like, well, there's both of them. So are they just sleeping in their car?

How old were they? They would have been like late 20s, maybe early 30s. If you're sleeping in your car, then you sleep outside Clint's house, hey, nice area. It's a nice place to do it. Yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan, stinky boo. It's time for Naughty 640.

Dan has decided to go with pirates. Mm. Hard to offend any of them, I imagine. Yeah, there's not many of them left, although there is some and they're naughty still, aren't they, the pirates, they raid ships and stuff. We think of pirates as these caricature figures, but real life pirates that exist now are pretty terrible.

I am the Captain now. That Tom Hanks movie guy. Yeah. Captain Phillips. Now this one is going into the old pirates of the, you know, the peg leg ones. Oh, and the Yarties. Yes, now the problem is,

Swashbuckling. It requires a pirate's voice accent thing. I'm not great at that. Oh is that what you're practicing during the song? I thought you were doing Mrs Delphi impressions. Bucker. You can't offend anyone with a bad pirate. Okay so here we go. There's a man who decides to quit his job and he wants to run away and join a pirate crew. After spending a few hours at the dock he sees a man with a pig leg, a hook on his hand and an eye patch. The man obviously is a pirate captain. So the man promptly joins the captain's crew and they ship out to sea that day.

Later that night the man walks up to the captain and asks, I'm sorry, I can't hold this back anymore. How did you get the pig leg? And the captain says, Arrr, it was my first day at sea as a young sailor. A great big swell came over the sea and knocked me overboard. Before my crew could pull me out of the water, a giant fish swam up and bit off my leg. The man goes oh that is terrible what happened to your hand? The captain says, Har! Twas me second day at sea another big swell came and knocked me overboard before my crew could pull me out the giant one-eyed fish came again and bit off my hand. Alright so he's lost a leg and he's lost a hand to the fish. The man tells the captain, sounds like that fish had it out for you, and then he asked,

what happened to your eye? The captain says, Arrr! Twas me third day at sea, I was looking up at the sky when a bird shat in my eye. The man says, so that's how you lost your eye and the captain goes no It was my first day with the hook Yeah, but he tried to get the film out of his I wouldn't know that naughty Where's the naughty bit? I thought it's going something about a dick or something. Yeah Where's the naughty bit? I thought it was going to be something about a dick or something. Yeah, I can see it if you want. He had lost his dick.

The one-eyed monster was a dick or something, I don't know. Clint, Megan, Dan. Time for What I Like To You. We're still learning quite a lot about our new plaything Ash London. Plaything? I kind of know, I kind of like that because that makes me sound sexy. Plaything. Ooh. Usually they'd be like, oh, we love her for her witten charm,

but now you're just like, nah, I just want to use her and abuse her. The plaything, we call it. That was high risk, actually, to be fair, but I was else around it. I love it. So there's a lot of different statements in this glass jar. Ash will pull out the statement and read it. We can then question her on that statement. She has to try and convince us

that everything in there is truth, when in actual fact there are a few lies in the mix. You're a good actor though. Thank you. And she has done some incredible things, so you got, ah, that never happened. And then a lot of the times it has. Okay, you ready for your first one?

Yes, please. I took too many prescription drugs on a flight once and woke up 12 hours later bra-less when we landed. You should do a lot of travel for a job. Were you by yourself or- By myself. Right. Interesting.

Were you in cattle class or business? Business class. Course you were. Do you wanna know where we were flying from too? Yeah, cause I don't think you could do it in cattle class or business? Business class. Course you were. Do you want to know where we were flying from too? Yeah, because I don't think you could do it in cattle class. You couldn't remove a bra in court. You'd have to have your own private seat. Maybe you could go to the bathroom, I suppose,

and then you're like, oh, sorry, you know, and then... No, I did it in the seat, and I know because I woke up, like, where am I? And then I realised I had no bra on, and then the bra had been folded up for me and placed kind of like under my you know Yeah, they had found the bra on the floor. You're a self-proclaimed big booby girl though eh? Yeah, so I guess the relief I mean when I get on a flight first thing I just take my shoes off so imagine that's kind of like the shoes time stand. Yeah

I reckon that's a lie. No one takes their bra off. I think Ash would. Do you think so? Kishan Drei, Valium. She does have a lot of drugs too. Yeah, she does. Like she's, like prescription. Yeah.

Isn't it funny that I'm not questioning the drug taking? Yeah. Of all the things. All the different drugs Ash is taking, probably is champagne on takeoff. It's exactly what happened. Yeah. It's a cocktail. Exactly what happened.

I think it could happen, I think it's true. Okay, I'm gonna go with Clint. It happened, champagne on takeoff, two Valium. I put the bed back, woke up landing in Doha. They shook me awake and said, you need to wake up now. Dribble everywhere. The guy next to me avoiding eye contact. Turns out I had like, I found notes in my phone after that

that I'd made him put in there. And I was saying flashbacks of me being like, Did he take your brow off? No, no, no, I took it off, but I forced, he was Swedish. And I was like, I'm going to Sweden. Tell me where to go. I wasn't going to Sweden. I was just, I was just having a pep talk.

What a time. What a time, what a time. Travelling by yourself without kids. Okay, you want one more? That's what happens. One more, one more a time. Traveling by yourself without kids. OK, you want one more? One more. One more. Yeah. I've lost the other one. OK. I dropped the F-bomb live on TV while doing a project,

a segment on the project in Aussie. Oh, true. What was the segment about? I was like, it was like a New Year's Day thing. It was like the whip around and I was on the beach and there was some like people, you know, like people like annoy you. What are they called? Hecklers.

Oh, so you, did you not know they'd crossed to you? I thought we were done. I thought we were done and they'd crossed back and I told these guys. I think that's true. Oh, that's like the Petty Gow moment. Wait this is the newest. Yeah and she probably forgot she's on TV because she was high. True. False never did it. I've never dropped an f-bomb on television which is a miracle and I

don't think I've even done it on the radio. There's still time for that. There's still time baby. This is the edge baby. Clint, Meg and Dan. Are we going to give her the chance to play for Easy Money bang on 7 o'clock? Actually maybe even a touch earlier. Is the play thing going to do it? Yeah, we're going to let our play thing do the questions. I'm going to do Easy Money. Oh no, it gave me the... I gave myself the...

I want to leave now. It did the opposite to me. That gave me like goosebumps or something. Oh no, no. We got very different feelings off the back of our heads. I want to leave now. It did the opposite to me. That can't be like Goose Pops or something. Oh no no. We got very different feelings off the back of that. And friendzone.

What I wasn't in the friendzone before. I was all married. Alright let's take a breath of 60 seconds. And then we'll come back with your chance to play for 10k. How is it just put in the friendzone? Let's take a breather for 60 seconds and then we'll come back with your chance to play for 10k. I was like just putting the France on. One past 10, good morning, Clint, Megan, Dan with Ash London. We're giving away BNZ's cash. We appreciate you guys, whether you're flatting, saving to travel or making a career move.

BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. I love starting something new, especially when it's like, when you're saving towards something and then you finally get there. It's the best feeling in the whole world. Oh, God, yes. I'm trying to teach it to my son,

he's only three and a half though, but he's got his new chore charts. So he's like, we need to put the sticker every day to get to the end. And he just wants his bloody putt pad now. And think it'll feel good baby if you work towards it. Delayed gratification. When you save up for something you enjoy it much more than when you just get it. Anastasia you're playing this morning. Good morning. Okay are we nice and calm? Um, yes hopefully. This is great as well because if you win the 10k,

this is going to push you over the mark to put an offer on a house. So this is great. We can do this. Yeah. Okay, well here we go, Nastasia. We can do this. 30 seconds. You have to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter that Ash gives you. You can pass if we've got time we'll come back to it but no repeated answers. Cool? Yes, absolutely. Okay babes your letter today is B. B for B and Z. Got it? Okay B for B and Z. Yeah, alright.

Give me a way to save money. Ah, banking. A colour. Blue. Something with wings. Bird. Something you'd find in a school. Baby. A city. Bangkok. Something you read. Book. A movie title. Pass. A famous duo. Oh, you're doing so good. You probably should just pass on the movie title. I'd just say Bert and Ernie for famous duo. Bert and Ernie. That would have been a good one too.

Bert and Ernie. Unfortunately just- They have Barbie for movie. Yeah. Or Barbie and Ken for famous duo. And there was a bit of a sort of misunderstanding there. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one.

Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one too. Adam Ernie. Unfortunately just- I had Barbie for movie. Yeah.

Or Barbie and Ken for Famous Duo. And there was a bit of a sort of misunderstanding. You said baby for school. Yeah but sometimes I'm mums. No, teenagers have babies and bring them to school. It's fine. Yeah, I would have paid that. I think you just paused for so long on the movie one that it ruined your chances.

Yeah. I'm so sorry, Anastasia. I know, I freaked out. Yeah, it's hard when you're on the radio, Anastasia. But keep saving, baby girl. It's going to feel so good when you get the keys to that new home. Good on you. We're cheering you on, babe. Yeah, thanks, mate.

Clint, Migg and Dan. I put my footnote over the holidays, guys, while we were away for two weeks. And Ash... There's no surprise from either of us. Oh, sorry, what? I think Ash will be on my side here because all I was doing... I'm always on your side dad, just so you know.

She's in my camp all the time. And I think I was trying to do good, but it came across bad. So we've got friends of ours that are newly expecting a baby. So I think they're due in November. And they're over at our place and Hannah and I were cooking dinner and we were talking about stuff around their baby. And Hannah was like if you need any advice on stuff to buy, because we went

through all this and it was such a minefield buying stuff for a baby. You don't know, there's so many brands, there's so many different things you can buy. And you don't want to not have the thing you need, you don't want to buy more than you actually need. You don't know anything. Yeah. Yeah. And so it takes, as a friend that's already got a baby to just be like, here's some stuff we've done. Stan Webby.

Yeah, you know. You need a bit of DW. Yeah. And so they were talking about certain things and then I had sort of had nothing to offer until I was just like, here's my one bit of advice. And this is all I will ever say. Stare clear of mountain buggy prams.

We got one and I hated it. Please, please. To when she replied, oh my God, no, it's the only thing I've purchased. Oh God. Of course it is. And I could have died, because they're expensive.

And as a new mum, you doubt yourself so much, so even buying the wrong pram, straight away she's thinking I'm a shit mum. Yep. Yeah, yeah. What a weird amount of money. I loved her. The one with the big wheels. Well we had a bad experience, okay.

I know they're a popular brand and I know that people swear by them. Personally, I thought it was terrible. What happened? It had a squeaky wheel. Oh my god, Dan Did you oil it? And it couldn't stop squeaking. I would literally walk around the zoo and people would hear me coming from a while away That would annoy me when you haven't slept and you got a new baby and there's noises everywhere And we called them and they were like oil it. Look, it's a new pram. I shouldn't have to oil a new pram

Yeah, anyway, so I had to try and back out of the whole situation. I was like, oh But you know what? Apart from the screaming, it would be great. Oh, that's so awkward. So it was really, really bad. And I just, they could tell I was just regretting and really getting saying anything. And so I just had to, I was like,

I wish the ground could just swallow me up right now, but it couldn't. And I know that there's a lot of people out there that have similar stories of stuff where you've just said it, maybe you've said something completely at the wrong time to the wrong person. Oh, it's the worst feeling in the whole world. Sometimes you don't even have to say anything. I remember one time I was MCing some event and one of the ladies who was helping organise it that had got me there came over to me and

stuck her hands kind of like up towards me and I was like oh she's a hugger so I went in and hugged her and she didn't really hug me back and then as I let her go she kind of looked at me like oh cool thanks and then stepped to my side and then reached up and opened the cupboard behind me and took some stuff out of her. I was like make it stop. That's what she was trying to do I think. That's worse than when someone waves and then you think they're waving at you, but they're waving at someone behind you,

and you wave back. Nightmare. 15 years ago, I was in an office, and there was a guy... Let's call him John, cos I don't want a bag on his name. But we all called him by his initials. I was like, his... Just like, JP or whatever. And then I go... Someone mentioned it, this really ugly name.

And I go, John? who would call their son John? That's a disgusting name. The name was not John, it was a different name. And then this guy, JP stands up and goes, well, my mum thought it was a pretty good name. Brilliant. Like, I just forgot that was his real name. Brilliant, yeah.

That's like a, that's a cool running scenario. I say we call it Tallulah. Tallulah. Tallulah is my mum's name. Sounds like a two dollar hooker. Where'd you come up with a name like that? That's my mother's name. Again, I don't think it's okay for you to be doing the Jamaican accent, Clint.

Well, I think when you are reciting the movie, I think- We're not too- Okay. Ground swallow you up moments. Have you had a, have you done a Dan? Yeah, or a Clint. Or an Ash.

Oh, 800 The Edge, 3343. We wanted to know when you just wanted the ground to absolutely swallow you up. Just disappear from the moment that you had created that was so awkward. You wanted to be anywhere but there. This text comes through earlier. I work at an ear clinic and cleared out

an elderly man's ears and then said, well, you'll be able to hear your naggy wife now as a joke. Oh, darling. He replied, you could be wrong. She died last month. Last month. So fresh.

Oh, that poor old man. It's such a high risk joke. It is a high risk joke. For an elderly guy. True. Yeah. But in the moment, you know. Maybe they were regular customers and so she had seen the wife, who knows.

And then realised she was real naggy recently. Alison joins us on 0800 The Edge. Morning Alison. Good morning. Morning Alison. Why do you want the ground to swallow you up? Well I own a little mobile coffee van called The Coffee Lady. I do really early morning construction site work for their toolbox meetings and things. Oh cool, nice. So

yeah a couple of the sites I've been going to for a few years that I always think it's quite funny to put their order down by themselves with a funny name like Tucker or Chopper or all that sort of thing so I've been calling out all their funny names and then someone had put in big huge capital letters M-A-N. So I thought, oh, okay, here we go. So I turned around and I yelled out nice and loudly with my big vibrant voice, all right, so where's the bloody man? And then this little Filipino man goes, oh, it's me. And I felt like about five centimeters tall because I was thinking it was some big tough man trying to be, know the man. His name was Munwell or Munny. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah I would have wanted to just get in that coffee van and drive off.

Yeah see ya. Yeah unfortunately. Finding a new construction site. Morning Leanne you've got a similar story. Yeah I'm the worst person in the world. Good on ya, aren't we all? Yep, I have a good friend at UD and we've had term break and I haven't seen her for a while and she's been in a pretty stable relationship and she was packing on the way. I didn't realise and I saw her in class rubbing her belly as if she was pregnant. So I asked her when she was due. Oh no.

Turns out the stable relationship wasn't so stable. Her partner and her had split up. She'd ended up on antidepressants and put on the weight. So I just absolutely laid that on. And she was just hungry or something. Unless the baby is crowning, you don't ask when the baby's coming. Always assume they're better babies. I've not done it since.

Do you know, actually, when my wife was quite heavily pregnant, and obviously in her third trimester, and people would say, congratulations, I was like, please, can you just say what for? I just want to see them die inside for seconds before you go, I'm kidding, thanks. I would never say it. There's no chance. It doesn't matter. There's no chance because that to me I would die. Just assuming is not a good idea. My sister-in-law did that, rubbed her tummy and said when is she due and she goes oh no I had the baby six months ago. I'm still just carrying the baby away.

Never let her live it down. Never, never, never. It was one of my mate's wives so it comes up quite often. Not his mate anymore. Then you can spice things up for lunch with a Thai chicken curry pie at Zed. We're gonna send you a voucher so yeah, silver lining. But yeah I think as a rule just never congratulate anyone unless you go so what's new with you? If they go well, baby on. What's new with you is a great one. It's like when you see someone that you don't know if you've met before, you say, great to see you. Yes, yeah. Never nice to meet you.

Yeah, I've fallen into that trap. Oh my, exactly. So nice to see you. Yeah. Just a slight little pivot, you know, there. We'll finish on this one. Not me, but last year we had our work Christmas party on a boat and the boss was doing a speech

at the back of the boat When his wig blew off Nightmare Uhhhh A little bit funny though Uhhhh It's not her to Velcro Usually if people didn't know A colourful way to find out

Clint, Meg and Dan With Ash London There you go, to my own voice. I saw that out. So my tease today was Sydney Sweeney and boobies. Now, a couple of weeks ago, when the Jeff Bezos wedding was happening in Venice, everyone was like, why is Sydney Sweeney there? And people were kind of making fun of them because they were like,

they don't even have any real friends. They've just invited all these random celebrities. All the people. Yeah. All the people to bulk up the photos photos and it's just a bit sad. But now we're understanding why Sydney Sweeney was at Jeff Bezos' wedding. Because he owns Amazon, eh? And so many other like venture capital funding firms, yadda yadda yadda. Now we have found out that Sydney Sweeney is launching a high-end lingerie brand and she's backed in by a $1 billion investment

through Jeff Bezos' one of his big investment firms. So he's like, he's bankrolling her kind of. He's bankrolling her and so I guess it was more of a business arrangement than she was attending the wedding. Oh yeah, because I was going to say, it would have been one of those things you would have to have in the pipeline for a while and not like they made a deal at the wedding over a few champagnes, going, you know what, I'm looking for someone to invest in my laundry.

I don't need a billionaire. I didn't know there'd be a billionaire at this wedding. Really? You? Yeah, a year in the making. So the line is you expected to emphasise empowerment, inclusivity and sustainability. We'll see. I mean, I don't know how to do all those things. The saying or the words that you expect it to emphasize empowerment inclusivity and sustainability. We'll see I mean I don't know how to do all this. They're saying all the words that you want your business to the buzz words

If you're gonna have a bra business, so yeah, there we go. Mm-hmm. I guess she is famous for her Well, she's very little and you don't expect her to have ample cleavage, but she does. Yeah, I mean if you're wanting someone to invest in your company, Bezos would be number one, eh? And if you're wanting someone to front it, Sydney's your gal. It's kind of a match made in heaven. It is, really. I'd be buying from that.

Actually, no, I wouldn't buy from Bezos. I'd buy from Sweeney though. Oh goodness me. And he needs to be a silent partner, though, because he's not a very well-liked man. She shouldn't have said. She should have been like, so it's just this rich guy.

Yeah, just a friend from Hollywood. Yeah, but now we all know now. I think once you see the photos in the laundry, you'll forget that Jeff has anything to do with it. Yeah, it's a good point. Yeah. He'll forget your name. What have you been up to this week, Dan? You've had a good week?

Now the problem is, yeah, we've been doing Dan's Google History next. Meg usually reads my Google History. Ash, this is your first way into the depth of what I'm going to have the honour. It's been a while. She's got Dan's bars going. She's been going through them just hearing her laugh in the background. Why? But there's nothing. It's been a while. She's got Dan's bars going, she's been going through them just hearing her like laugh in the background. Why? But there's nothing, it's just normal

Google history of a man. It's just weird. No it's not, that's why we do it once a week. If it was I think we would have dropped this bit like last year. And there's something in here that's made me, together with the fact that you only just friendzoned me like five minutes ago, there's something in here that's making me a little bit uncomfortable with being alone with you in the studio. I always keep my options open until I desperately can't do it anymore. Clint McGintan. What's in Dan's Google history? Isn't sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? What's something you would fear?

It's very, very trusting that you do this because there's no way in hell, I wouldn't even really give my Google search history to my husband. What are you hiding? We have no... I think it's just the deep intricacies of my mind and they're private. Just like my thoughts are my thoughts. A Google search history is an extension of your thoughts. But the difference is because we don't say everything we think Ash. I think Dan does. Yeah you're pretty upfront. Well I think it's a... I think it says a lot about you and it's a good thing that you're this open and willing to just put yourself out there.

Well, let's go through his Googler stream before I make a mistake. Yeah, so you've handed me over your phone, and there's some just normal weird ones that I'll start with, but then there's some that I think are all linked to part of a larger story. A larger issue. Maybe I need to like change the locks on my house.

Okay, so first of all, you've Googled, is getting up to pee once a night normal? Maybe I need to like change the locks on my house. Okay. So first of all, you've googled, is getting up to pee once a night normal? I'm nervous that I've got some sort of issue down there because I've started just recently having to get, do you do it, because we're a similar age? No. Really? Does anybody that's in their mid-30s that is getting up to wee at night, guys, because they're not a girl thing more.

Are you drinking heavily, like you're having quite a few beers or whatever before bed? No. Or waters. No, not really. Has your blood sugar. Don't know. Blood sugar check.

Just maybe just text through 334-3 if it's a normal thing for you as well and you're fine and healthy. Anyway. Our next one, did Lady Gaga wear Undie's meat dress? So what was that about? That's such an old thought. Were you just lying in bed rememberingies meat dress. So what was that about? That's such an old thought. Lying in bed remembering the meat dress. No, because it was like an anniversary

of her wearing it the other day. Okay. And Hannah and I were talking, my wife were talking about it and I was like, I wonder if she wore undies because that'd be ruined, because it was actual meat. It was real meat, yeah. And no, Nicholas. What does Nicholas mean?

Like no knickers underneath. No knickers, okay. So she was completely commando under the meat dress. And apparently it's still there. Like you can still go and look at it at some place in Vegas. Like some prosciutto shop. Yeah, they've made, they've taxidermied it. And so you can see it in Vegas.

Yuck. So the next couple, I think, all go together to form a very terrifying story. And I'm going to read them from like oldest to to newest so where you started and where you ended so you started with how to find out if someone has loose skin. Oh so this is the thing so some people have tight skin someone have loose so if I go around and finger you later. Woah! He's walked over to Clint. He's loose. Don't, I don't, I don't want you to touch me. Oh, okay. Go back to your chair.

Tight. Tight, thank you. So Ash, Clint, you're loose, Ash is tight, and I'm sort of in the middle. Okay. Okay. And my wife Hannah. You're very scientific to me, Clint.

My wife Hannah is one of the tightest skins I've ever felt. Okay. And then you've Googled loose skin versus tight skin people. So you're obviously wanting to see photos. Which is better because if you've got tight skin and I've got loose skin, which is... So I read this, I'm like cool. He's talking about, he's got a bit of a fixation on skin.

I'm thinking oh, is he gonna skin someone? Oh, that'd be weird. He would like skin someone and then like be obsessed with them and follow them and then wear their skin as a suit. The next thing he's Googled, can I track someone without them tracking me? Yes. So what's that about? That's because Hannah can see me on Find Friends and I can't see her.

And I'm like, hold on, what are you hiding? So she's like, I'm sharing my location, but she's not. And so there's this little bit of a situation where I'm like, what are you hiding from me? So far it all does, it does all kind of track, you know, you've got an excuse for everything because when I got to this last bit I thought he is going to follow me home and wear my skin as a suit because then the next thing you googled was Ash London net worth. So why do you want to know about how loose my skin is? If you can track someone without them tracking you and how much money am I worth?

But all I'm going to say is there's a reason she drives a Mercedes. Bad net worth. Australian radio page well. You are so weird. You're a big old weirdo. She's rich and she's got tight skin. There's a dozen tour dance top 3s. I won't see them. No please don't. It's almost school run. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh my gosh. Trouble in paradise. Okay, she was hiding something from me, and I found out about it. But it ended up being like the greatest thing ever. So my daughter who's 10, got a few crooked teeth, the worst. And we've taken her to an orthodontist and they've gone and said she needs like braces or whatever already and I'm like she's still missing half of her adult teeth but anyway so while my wife was there she must have inquired about her own teeth. Supposedly she's got one tooth that

sits a little further forward than all the others. Oh snaggle, a little snaggle tooth. Yeah snaggle, that's what she called that. Shaky snaggle. Yeah I think it's cute. That's why I married her. You know Meg, she loves crooked teeth. Really? To the point where she's like,

I got Invisalign a few years ago and fixed my teeth. And she was like, I wish you'd kept them the same. Was it expensive? Oh yeah. Oh you did. I got Invisalign too. It was expensive. You guys did influence the posts.

Yeah, so. I know. Yeah, so it'll be expensive for me. Yeah. And my wife, cause she turns around and was like, oh yeah, so Cameron's, you know, it's gonna be expensive for me. My wife, cause she turns around and was like, oh yeah, so Cameron's, you know, it's gonna be like six grand. I was like, six grand?

Man, she's 10. And then she was like, yeah. And then stopped speaking. Like, and what about yours? That you inquired. She goes, mine's like 9,000. I was like, nine grand for one tooth? That's a little further forward than the others.

They're having a laugh. Pull it out, pull it out. Is that right? Yeah, have a gap. I'll pull out now. Put a gold one in. sits a little further forward than the others. They're having a laugh. Pull it out. Pull it out. Is that right? Yeah, have a gap. I'll pull out now. Put a gold one in. That's badass. Street cred.

So anyway, she was telling me when the deposit needed to be made, we had to do a 10% deposit and blah, blah, blah, whatever. Anyway, I see the credit card, and there's like three and a half grand coming out of the credit card. And I was like, I'm pretty good at maths, and I know that 10% of $6,000 is not three and a half grand. So I said to Jay, whoa, whoa, they've taken way too much out.

And she goes, oh, no, that's her deposit and mine. And I was like, whoa, whoa, so we're pushing. It should be a $1,500 deposit if it's 10% of $15,000. I think she's gone and pushed go on hers, dropped a bigger deposit to kind of lock it in and we This is a like a big decision that we didn't talk about this blows my mind Ash And I think you'd be on the same boat as me. It would happen in my relationship No way, I would be cast I would be sent out of the house. Absolutely. Yep

Like that's one thing that I that I think in relationships if you've got secret money It's just the tip of the iceberg in terms of stuff that's happening That's one thing that I think in relationships, if you've got secret money, it's just the tip of the iceberg in terms of stuff that's happening. But this does show how comfortable they are with each other that Jamie knows him so well, and it's kind of a medical expense. It's vanity, but it's a doctor is doing.

Interesting thing is that when I went and got my sleeve tattoo, even though we'd talked about it for, well, I'd talked about it for a long time, she didn't actually think I was serious. So then when I went and did it she was like oh oh you you did it and I was like yeah I was booked in I told you I was going and it became a bone of contention for a long time

because even though a lot of people think a phoenix represents rising from the ashes to my wife it represents that Clint does whatever the hell he likes when he likes. Gotcha. Yeah. As women do that, we will just decide our own meaning. So I haven't since the sleeve tattoo been allowed to get any more tattoos, right? I've just never, even when it was my 40th, I was like, I want a tattoo for my birthday. Why was that? No.

You know you can just get it anyway. I know, but I did that with the sleeve. Okay. It's the least tattoo energy of anyone. Can I have one please? Please, mummy. Yeah. Can I have one please? Please mummy, let me have a tattoo. I love you, you're so pretty.

If you're a real bad boy, just get one. So guess what happened? Now that my wife's gone and dropped secret money on getting her teeth fixed, as a make good, guess what she offered me? Tattoo. Actually a tattoo. I booked in to get another tattoo on the other arm already. As soon as she said it I messaged Cohen Mitchell, my tattooist, and was like, bro, lock me in ASAP.

Oh, he's getting it for free. He's mentioning him on air. No, I haven't. No, he's just a bloody good tattooist and a good friend of mine. Wait for it though. His mum's the one that hates it. So if she hears about this... Mum's stopped talking to me for a long time. My mum kicked me out of the house when she saw mine. Really? Yeah. She's been speaking to me for weeks. But my mum's still in Canada so she won't hear this so she

won't know. So it'll be fine. But I wonder how many people are getting caught out or in trouble in a relationship and then they're almost doing like an apology currency like what's the apology currency in your house where they go I'm so sorry you can have that thing you've always wanted so that you're almost like even now? Yeah women will have them make good organised before you even find out that they've messed up. Like he's always wanted a boat and then he finds out his wife's cheating and she goes, I'm sorry, you can have the boat and he goes, deal. And it makes everything fine.

Yeah, it's like- Even Stevens. Is that a thing? Cause I realise that's what happened in my relationship, but I ain't mad about it. I'm fine, I'm actually cool about it. Or maybe some people have discovered some spending that they didn't know about and there was no make-good and the relationship was never the same. Maybe you broke up over some secret money. Maybe there was cheating and then you were able to cheat because of the cheating that they did. Does that happen? It happens in movies where they'd be like right you get one pass and then we're even. I bet it does.

There'd be someone who would offer that to that partner. Shulene goes, then you can stop bringing it up because we're even. Yeah, that's a bit messed up though. If you're doing that, your relationship's done skeezed. Like reverse relationship ultimatums? Is it ringing a bell? Yeah. Does it happen?

It must be. Did you get the thing you always wanted when you finally found out that dad done something bad? Yeah. And as a maker. That's what it is. It's you found out you parted and did something bad, but then you got to use it to your advantage and it became a good thing. Yeah, that's what it is. It's you found out your partner did something bad but then you got to use it to your advantage and it became a good thing.

Collateral. What did you get for free? Or get from your partner when you found out that done something bad? Yeah, now we're talking. You got it. We got through the end. There it is. Love to know when you found out your partner had done something wrong, did they as a maker try to give you the thing that you've always wanted that they've never let you have? And then maybe it turns out to be something that kind of is a win-win for everybody. I was angry that you did that, but now I'm stoked. I don't know, my wife had spent quite a bit of money on the credit card without a discussion and so she finally said that I can get more tattos. And I've been pestering her to let me get more for years and I know you look gorgeous, do what you want You know what if your wife or your husband aren't into something then it's actually respectful to even though it's my body my rules

Feelings and thoughts on the subject. It's why I let Adrian play golf all the time, just banking it up. Yeah, for one day when you need to win an argument. It's three hours there, three hours there, you just got two days. Oh, you keep receipts? Yeah. In my mind.

I'd love to know what a marriage counselor would think about this sort of thing, happening in a relationship. I can't imagine it's great. This person texts through saying, found out my wife maxed out two credit cards. My reward, I can win every argument just by saying, remember when you were hiding six K worth of debt from me?

I can't. Oh God, I mean, it's a great winner. But I mean, I don't know if it's healthy for a relationship. I agree. Now this person's anonymous. We're going to put them on voice disguiser. Good morning, anonymous. Good morning. Morning. Alright what

happened? So what did your husband do first that had got him in trouble and then how did he try and give you a make-up? It's my ex-husband now, obviously. So the make-up wasn't worth it. Yeah. What happened back? No, we've been together over 20 years, found out he had an affair. And just because of the situation at the time, we did, well, you know, we did try and work it out. Yeah. And one day he turned up with a beautiful gift. It was a very, very expensive handbag. And he said to me, this is my I fucked up present. Yeah. OK. And he just said like that, didn't he? Brilliant.

It was a nail in the coffin. It was a nail in the coffin, yeah, okay. What kind of, well, I mean, it doesn't matter. I wouldn't have taken the bag, but how much did he spend? Like, what was it? Louis Vuitton? Deadly Ponies. Yes.

Oh, Louis Vuitton! Oh, Vee, straight up. Must be nice. That'd be terrifying that you knew the brand straight away that one man would buy for his life when he cheated on her. Yeah. Uh-oh. It had the bag and everything, the box. Oh the whole bezo. Beautiful.

Wait so did you take the bag and then still divorce him? Or you never took the bag? Yeah. Come on. No I took the bag. Have you still using the bag to this day? For special occasions I take it out yes. It's become her FU bag now. For special occasions I take it out yes but I find it quite... Sarah become her FU bag now. Now it's a like I'm a...

If I know who's going to be there I use the bag. Excellent. Oh no this is a reminder to him. I love that. Wow. My wife let me buy a Marlin fishing rod after she forgot our wedding anniversary. Oh it's very rarely the wife that forgets. She's the man that I forget.

I'm gonna forget her. My partner cheated, so he said I could do whatever on my girls trip to Bali. He asked me when I got back if I did, and I said I wouldn't say. I didn't do anything, but it drives him nuts not knowing what happened. Ooh, that's psychological warfare.

Maybe it's worse just not knowing. What kind of marriage is that? What kind of relationship are you now in where you just don't trust each other? I think I have a fun one really. Keep them guessing. All thanks to BNZ. $10,000 could be won right now. 30 seconds. You have to give us 10 answers, starting with a letter that Ash will give you. You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back,

but no repeated answers. Isabel, you're playing this morning from Levin. Good morning. Hello. So, 10K is gonna really help you out in life. Tell us how. Well, me and my partner wanna go on a holiday just around the South Island, so,

you know, that would be really cool. Lovely. That would give you a good holiday. Yeah, you get you one of those camper vans where the sides all extend out. That's what I want. Yeah, so seven berths. Yeah, seven berths for two. Yeah.

Love it. Spread it out. Well, Isabelle, I've got a great feeling that today is your morning, baby girl. Fingers crossed. Come on. Have you done the rules yet yet Clint? Yep. Great okay your letter today my sweetheart is R for okay. Randy. Rabbit. There we go. Great option. Okay. a country Russia a man's name but a vegetable red a drink a word related to. A type of music. Rap.

A dessert. Dessert. Time. No, that's just time. That would not be a delicious dessert yourself. That would not be. Sorry. Because you actually...

I froze. When you were answering, you had good pace. You passed the first one and question five. Yeah. Six, sorry. No, that's okay. Yeah, a way to make money could have been reselling items, renting property, ride share driver.

I think it's just all that pressure, eh? It is, it's the pressure, it gets to you. And it's the people that avoid the pressure. Thanks, Izzy. They get through. I love that, it's like, you're still trying to talk to her, and she's like, yeah, whatever. If you to her dad and she's like, yeah whatever,

if you don't have any money for me I've got things to do. She's gone. Fair enough. Why am I sticking around here? We're all busy. We're all busy. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Okay what's going on here Ash?

Now, we talk for a living right? Well that's literally the extent of our job is just to say words into a microphone. And perhaps this is kind of proof for everybody that you don't need to be 100% amazing at what you do to be amazing at what you do. Oh, we're proof of that, dear. Absolutely. Now, I don't want to be a nitpicker

or someone who thinks they have a perfect grasp of the English language, but you know, I published my first novel recently. That's right. But do you have to be really good, I suppose, with words if you're going to be an author? Or do you, when you submit it to your publicist, do they go and change some things and they go, oh, there's a lot of words underlined in red here, Ash, we'll sort those out. Well, you wouldn't, you wouldn't submit words underlined in red

because Microsoft Word's already told you that's not a word. But we don't have Microsoft Word in front of us now, so I'm talking and I'm making it up as I go along. I could say something wrong at any point. Which a lot of people do, and this is one of my pet peeves, when people use words that aren't actually words. Like sometimes it's just like you make up a word and people kind of know what you mean and it's fine, but at other times it's like you're just saying

the word wrong and it's a bit of an ick. So there's two examples I found just from this week of you boys just having a crack. That's what we do, hey Clint, having a crack. Okay, you're always wrong. I love people who come up with like such like assurity in what they're saying like they know. Assurity. I love how I was like yeah I just took it. I was like yeah that's a word. Because we knew what he meant assuredness or surety but he's put the two words together and made assurity. Okay. Kind

of sounds like a banking term, doesn't it? Surety. But Dan's done it as well? Dan's got one too, yeah. In cruise would trans-pass, that's not a word. Transcend. Transcend movies. At least I didn't agree with him.

Transpass. I was, I like spell checked myself live. And the problem was you have to say something because you're in conversation, you're like, come on Brian, what do you got? And then you're like, damn it, that's not. Transpass. So I've got some words here that some are real

and some are fake. Some are like words that we use, but we don't know what they mean, or we often say wrong, or maybe they're just funny-sounding words, but they're real. Your job is to tell me if it's the real word or the fake word.

Oh, God. It's not just a game we were born to play. Please help us out on the text machine, 3343. First one, is this a real word? Irregardless. Irregardless. No, I would say it would just be regardless. You don't need the error.

No, but I feel like I've seen it written down. Maybe wrong. You go regardless, you wouldn't go, but irregardless. No, it's not a word, Dan. No, I think it's the opposite of regardless. I'm gonna say it is a word. Well, Clint, you wouldn't go but irregardless. Nah, it's not a word, Dan. No, I think it's the opposite of regardless. I'm gonna say it is a word. Well, Clint, you get the points because irregardless is not a word.

That's a dumb. You big dumb idiot. How stupid are you? You big dummy. Way to rub it in there. Don't need to be mean about it. Don't point at me while it's playing, Clint. Yeah, it's hard to watch.

Yeah, come on. Don't cry. Okay. Okay, next one. Conversate. Yeah, come on. Don't cry. Okay. Okay, next one. Conversate. Nah, you converse. Conversate, there isn't... No.

Okay, I'm gonna go with Clip this time because... Conversate is not a word. Nah. Well done, boy. Not a word. Not bad at all. Nah, not bad at all. Not bad at all. You ready for your next one?

Maniacal. Maniacal's real. Yes, not bad at all. Not bad at all. You ready for your next one? Yes. Maniacal. Maniacal's real. Yes, it's real. Oh, straight up. He's done it. So that's what you like. He's done it.

He's done it. A maniacally laugh. It's a maniacal situation. Yeah, great. Okay. Next one. Supposedly. Nuts.

Supposedly. Yes. You've got to be so annoying me so much. That'll do it every time. That'll do it. That'll do it. Good job. See, guys, you guys are fine. You're nailing this. Absolutely. Say that's more.

All right. Do you want to weigh in with some words as well? And we'll go to a song when we come back, we'll do a few more. OK. So you've still got a few. Yeah, I've got a few. OK.

Take more. OK. Dan and I will close our computers so we can't see the text coming through. OK. OK, if you can fool us, I gotta double pass you our must see movie. Ash London, who is currently quizzing us on the English language,

cause Dan and I made up a couple of words this week and pretended that they were real ones and she's an author and she knows better. I did like the word, assurity that you made up. Mm, I should be a word I think. Assurance and surety together, but it's not a word. Yeah, but we knew what you meant, so you know, you didn't embarrass us at all. You know who's the worst at this on our show is Meg. She's

lucky she's not here. Oh yeah. She'd be getting lambasted and that is a word. That's a great word. She doesn't seem like the kind of person that would make up words. No she doesn't. She just made mistakenly sister from. Oh sweetheart. She's so wonderful. Dan and I will give each other a bit of a side eye and think do we let that slide and then we go oh no what did I do it again? Yeah. Cause she catches the look. Well, heaps of you guys have texted through some great words

that we might be able to catch the boys out on. PJ's texted the word, okay, is this the real word boys? Trapezius. Trapezius, now it sounds like something that's on the body, like a bone or something. Oh no, I thought if you were someone that does trapeze, you're a trapezius. You're a trapezi. You're a tra...

Trapezist. It's trapezist. Is it? Yeah. Trapezist. I'm gonna go trapezist is not a word. Okay, Dan, he's taking the shot. Trapezium is a word, it's a shape.

Trapezist, also a word. Oh, back! It's a large, superficial muscle in the upper back and neck. Your traps. Oh, it's your traps. Your traps. Okay, good on your PJ. They dumb it down and shorten the word for all the gym bros.

Gym bros. Jade said, ask the boys this word, squindle, spelled S-Q-R-S-Q-U-I-N-D-L-E. Squindle. What would that mean? What does squindle mean? No, no, squindle. A swindling something's like sort of hiding it, isn't it? Like you're swindling money.

Squindle. Never heard of squindle, but I'm going to say it is a word. I'll go with Clint on this one. Not a word. Hey, moron! You're a moron. I think you're a moron. I love how the listeners are just getting ya.

I was like, someone's going to be that creative to send in a fakey? Nah. Good for you. The last one, Emma's texted through the word vicariously. Vicariously? Now there's vicariously? But don't you live, so when you live vicariously through somebody else, like watching the answer story and pretending you're there. Yeah, like Clint was in Japan, I live vicariously. Not vicarious, no. It's not a word. Not a word. Oh word. Not a word.

Oh God. Not a word. Yes! That'll do it. We don't lie. Nice try Emma. I would like to say that we were probably 50-50 on wrong and correct answers there.

Yeah, and it is hard these days because, you know, and also so many words that aren't real words are now accepted as words because people just, Americans, just insist on using them. Oh yeah, and they're adding stuff to the Oxford dictionary willy-nilly. And then Oxford just goes fine, put it in there. Isn't Bootylicious in the Oxford dictionary now?

Is it? Yeah, Bootylicious. What's a word? If it's something that we say and people understand what we mean, well that's a word. Exactly. Hey PJ, you did fall asleep, so we're going to send you a double pass to our must-see movie. I know what you did last summer. They've done a modern take on the original movie. Oh my gosh I still have so many like I think about I know what you did last summer constantly. Right. Yeah

It's like a real cool memory of like a horror movie. Yeah, it's getting trapped in the sunbed. Yeah That's horrific. It makes me have the heebie-jeebies to think about it. Yeah, it's out in cinemas tomorrow I'm gonna get amongst that one, so PJ, we'll get in touch with you. Get the double pass out to you. Next though, we've given away this week return flights to Texas. Yesterday we sent somebody to Hawaii.

Where would you like to go in the world? Have you got a dream and you're doing something specific that you were doing to work towards that dream and you just need to get there? That's the last hurdle, just need to get there. You've done the training, you've done the learning, the prep, you just need the tickets to get to the place to make that dream that you've been working towards come true. Yeah, and New Zealand and us could make that last hurdle, move that last hurdle out of the way and get you there. Maybe you've been doing theatre all your life and your next step is to get to

Broadway. This is your ticket. Please call it Amdram. Yeah Amdram. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh my gosh. We've got your chance to win an Air New Zealand dream seat. All you have to do is sell your ambitious dream to us and tell us how you've been working towards it. And we could be sending you to wherever it is in the world that you need to go to complete your dream like we did yesterday and on Monday. Molly from Walkwork you're going to Hawaii, Bags. Woohoo! It's yours. Oh my god!

You're going to detect us baby! Thank you! It's so lovely, because if you've really been working towards something, or training, learning, whatever it is, and the last kind of hurdle is financial, and you just need, you know, this is pretty life-changing. Everybody has a dream as well. Totally, and sometimes it is something like finances that stop you from making it happen.

So this is why we love our jobs, because sometimes you get to do bloody cool stuff like this. All right, so we get you to give us your sort of headline dream and how you've been working towards it, and then we'll dig a little deeper if we've got questions. Okay, let's go to Bix first.

Good morning, Bix. Hey, Bix. Good morning. What's your dream? So. Oh. Oh. Dreams over already. On. The culinary school. Oh, oh, oh, dreams over already. Oh, yeah.

I'm in culinary school and I've been really wanting to get some work experience. So I've gone and done that at some local restaurants. But my ultimate dream would be to fly up to Auckland and work under a really well renowned chef, ideally on the viaduct because there's some really cool restaurants down there but I really want to hone in on my skills and become a well known chef in New Zealand. Okay! Great dream Bex! We need more female professional chefs. That is a dream, she knows what she wants.

I don't think there'd be some phenomenal restaurants in Christchurch though, with some amazing chefs. Yeah! Oh well, I'm not in the industry, I don't know. She wants to come to the big smoke. Charlotte joins us as well, what was. I'm not in the industry, I don't know. She must have come to the big smoke. Charlotte joins us as well. What's your dream, Charlotte? My dream would be the next Steve Irwin, but of sharks. Oh.

Okay, okay, wow. Okay, so what have you been doing to make this dream a reality? Well, right now I'm studying in beautiful Otepote, Dunedin with a double major in marine science and zoology. Whoa. Okay. We have to go to Jay but I still have a lot more questions for Sharlan. I've got a lot of questions for Sharlan. That's amazing. Okay. Okay and finally, Jade, pitch us your dream.

Hi guys, I have been studying fashion design in crash church and I've kind of started learning to make my own garments and someone that really inspires me is a designer called Martin Grant and he has an exhibit in Melbourne at the National Gallery of Victoria so I'd like to go and check that out. It's my hometown NGV it's a wonderful gallery very very inspiring for any creatives. Now here's the dilemma we've got three incredible dreams. Yes. People that have worked towards something. I feel I like the sharks. Sharks. I'm into the sharks. I like the marine biology. I think they're doing something good for the environment.

It's a really, really good dream. And sharks get a bad rap. They do. So we need someone out there protecting the sharks. Okay. So Charlotte, where would you be wanting to go to achieve your dream? Sydney. So right now I'm really interested in the shark nets that are in New South Wales and Queensland and Australia

that are killing sharks. And also other marine life like dolphins and turtles. Yeah. Can't, we can't have that. We can't have. We need Charlotte. We need Charlotte to fight for the sharks. We need you and Cindy! You got it Charlotte!

Oh my god! You got return flights thanks to E! New Zealand's DreamSea. You gotta do the rest. You gotta keep the dream going, right Charlotte? Keep us updated. Oh my god! Thank you so much. I'm so grateful. You just need to promise us and E! New Zealand that you will achieve the dream, that you'll save the sharks and the turtles. Sharks and turtles! Oh definitely, I will be doing Steve Irwin proud, don't you worry guys.

If we see you sipping a nice latte through a plastic straw we will not be happy. No, no, no, nah, she's got it. Oh don't you worry, that will not be happening. You have to come up, you want to be like Steve Irwin as well, you have to come up with your own catchphrase, like, crikey! So we'll leave that with you. You need some sort of catchphrase, and I think you'll be there. My language!

OK, cool. Alright, Charlotte, you hold the... Trouble safe, Charlotte! So happy for you. Thank you so much. Have a nice day. Passports up today. You too, if you've got a dream in, New Zealand's got your seat.

You can apply now to edge.rober.nz or at dreamseats.co.nz. We'll do it again tomorrow. It's happening in two weeks. Love that. Yeah, it could be sending you anywhere in the world. Clint, Megan, Dan, stinky boot. All right, if you can finish this sentence with a story, we'd love to hear it.

I was in Labour while they were, last week this was one of our faves. I messaged him, I was like, yeah, I think I'm in Labour. Just take your time, come home when you can. And then when he came home, I was like, slowly in transition. And I was on all fours, think I'm in labor. Just take your time, come home when you can. And then when he came home, I was like, fully in transition. And I was on all fours, you know, rocking back and forth

and making those primal moving noises. And he was just like, oh, shoot, I don't know what to do. So if he didn't know what to do, he just copied and joined in. Oh, fuck. Like it was a yoga class or something. He's literally read something, like, show that you're in it with her.

Like, he's read that somewhere. Whatever she's going through, you're going through. He took it too literally. Yeah, so he's just like, yeah, breathe with me. You're like, yeah, move with me. Okay, cool, got it. Oh, I kind of like it. I don't know, he's trying.

I thought he was taking the piss, but he seems like he was supportive. Definitely not the worst we've had. No, that was, I think he was supportive. He was trying to be anyway, and it maybe came across wrong. I'm so glad my husband wasn't there when I was in Labour. I never had labour, I just had a caesarean. But I think he would be absolutely useless because he's useless in a crisis. Can't watch me be in pain. I would have a story if we had labour. But we wound him up, your husband is our boss, and we wound him up a couple of weeks ago with me pretending to go into labour.

He was stressed. He was, you could tell. I'm on the old fake water break. a couple of weeks ago with Meg pretending to go into labour. He was stressed. He was, you could tell. Telling the old fake water break. Kristen's called through. Do you have a story for our coffee table book, Kristen? So I got dropped off at the hospital to be induced and my partner left to go out four-wheel driving

and he was out until about six o'clock in the morning where I had to end up calling his sister to wake him up. She had to drive about 45 minutes across town to my place to wake him up, bring him back to the hospital where he was literally secant away from missing his child's birth. Was it like your seventh child?

Sorry? Was it your seventh child? No, it was my first. It was our first. And I know a couple of friends, I've got a couple of mates that do four-wheel driving. That's not like a quick activity. You have to drive out to like a track. Yeah and there's a lot of chances you'll get stuck. Sometimes you'll get stuck and so you could be there for hours. What was he thinking? When he dropped you off to get induced, like it was,

you were getting induced that day right? Yeah. Why did you let him go? He must be one of those cool wives. Well I was thinking he was going home to rest. You didn't know he was going four wheel driving? Are you still together? No, I got a text at six in the morning saying that he'd just gotten home and to let him know when stuff starts happening. And I started calling him from then on. My goodness me.

What does he do now? Is he still married to you? We're not married. My goodness me. What does he do now? Is he still married to you? We're not married. Yeah okay. I was hoping he'd say that. Wow thank you very much. That is just unfathomable. There must have been some sort of communication breakdown I'd hope there. Oh he was a Sarub's dog. Man oh man oh man. But you're right the more kids you have the more chill everyone seems to get. Yeah if I was a seventh kid I'd be like go four-wheel driving. Yeah. You've seen you've seen it all, we know where it's coming out of. We'll end on this one, my wife's best friend's partner missed the birth because he had a gaming tournament on his PC.

Oh my gosh. There are a lot of gaming faux pas when it comes to pregnancy. Alright, if you've got a story, I was in label while they were what? I was in label while they were what? I was in label while they were what? So many messages and texts and calls coming through on this and it never fails to amaze us. Can't believe it. Yeah.

The thing is they don't teach you what not to do in antenatal class, they just teach you what to do. So there is a real market I think for a book for first time expectant dads with a list of all the faux pas to make sure that they go oh god okay didn't see they didn't know that that could be a problem don't bring a six-pack of beer in a chili bin to the birth sweet. Don't unplug the baby's

monitor so that you can charge your Xbox. Yes exactly yeah she's not a gamer you don't need to charge an Xbox. Anyway Jess joins us on the live morning, Jess. Morning. What did he do while you were in labour? I went into labour with my second daughter and he said, can it wait while I feed the calves and milk the cows? Brilliant. Yeah, babes, it can't wait. What do you think you can do?

Just be like, oh, cow, just... How long does that take for a city slicker? How long does it take to feed the calves out of you? So he usually starts about 7.30 and he'll finish about 10 o'clock in the morning. Also you just had to hold it in for two and a half hours. Cross your legs for a couple of hours. Yeah.

And then he just kept putting it off and putting it off and he only just got there in time for the birth. He goes, oh I left the calves outside and did another few jobs. Would have you lost much money though if he'd left the cows? Like I wonder if it was worth it? No. Okay. Farmers they never stop working hey. Yeah.

Don't know when enough is enough. There's always something to do I'm sure. Okay thanks Jess. Cheesy, is that what I'm saying it right morning? Cheesy. Chessy. Chessy, sorry, cheesy'm sure. Okay, thanks, Jess. Cheesy, is that what I'm saying it right, morning? Cheesy. Chessy, yeah. Chessy, sorry, cheesy is not the right way to say it. No, it's all right, I accept it.

Whilst I was in labour with my second little girl, my partner had been with me through 48 hours worth of induction, and he decided on the Sunday morning to go for an English breakfast. This is back in England, so full works, whilst I was pushing. He just made it. What, so he was like, just while you're pushing there, babe,

I'm going to just head out and have a breakfast and come back, and hopefully you're still pushing when I get back. Wow. Yeah, the midwives were trying to call and being like, it's going. And he was too busy enjoying his breakfast. To wait that long to get a whole 48 hours. He's not going gonna starve to death. Yeah.

Unbelievable. Okay. And finally now we're gonna go to a guy here. So your name's Kelly, but you're a guy. Oh no, my name's Michael, sorry. Oh, Michael. Okay, sorry, Michael. Yeah, no, it's all right. No, that's okay.

No, well, I was at my child's birth, my second child's birth, and me and her brother, I were there for about half an hour beforehand, and then her brother had a bit of a session. And when I was inside and watching the birth, I seen the baby coming out and I was like, wow, that's pretty big. Am I ever going to get back out there again? Not a good thing to say.

Mum, grandmother, and nurse pretty much looked me in the foot to kill I would have been dead on the spot yeah I think you actually would have been dead on the spot yeah yeah she's like working out what she could have killed you with in that room I'm imagining that room with her scalpel throw the heart rate monitor at him clear yeah gadoosh Scalpel. Throw the heart rate monitor at him. Clear? Yeah.

Gadoosh. Unbelievable. I mean, there's just... At least he's willing to admit that he was wrong. Yeah, but he had a sense of pride about it still. He did, didn't he? Um, Prochusco, how is the book coming along? Because he's actually genuinely got like illustrations

and all sorts of people's stories on every page. It's coming along well. I'm using ChatGPT to do the artwork, but I've only got a free account, so I can only do like two a week. But we're getting there. So in 2029, we will have a book for you. Someone give him the premium version. Oh my goodness me. Or an illustrator, one of the two. All right. Now, somebody called you their new plaything.

I forget who it was, Ash. But we're gonna find out a little bit more about you next. Great. Because there are a lot of layers to you. Oh, man! You're a very large onion. Oh, she's an average-sized onion, Clinton. Well, maybe she's an average-sized onion

with lots of layers, lots of thin layers. I do often think that I only look fat because I wear so many layers of clothes. So I'll take that. Wasn't that? You're many layers of clothes. If you've got any questions for Ash actually we're gonna do a Q&A. If you've got a question for her then jump on the phones. I'll wait under the edge. Like sexy questions. Yeah well Ash started telling a story and then she never finished it and it was a fascinating story. So let's do a little Q&A and see if I get to the end of this story and how you managed to nab somebody else's boyfriend and make him your husband. Mmm, oniony.

Ooh. Clip, Meg and Dan. We thought we could do an Ash London Q&A. By all means, you can get in on this if you'd like. We're gonna start a timer, we'll give ourselves three minutes and Ash says she will answer everything. Ooh. Ooh, I'm nervous. What's that, the 60 minutes? It is like, tonight on 60 minutes.

Ash London's deep dark secrets. Ooh, I'm out of that. Time starts now and I'd like to start it here, Ash. We were talking yesterday about how long you've been married. You said seven years and I said, oh, and how long have you and your husband been together? And you said eight. Yeah.

And I was like, whoa, okay, hold on. So somebody met and married in a year. Yeah. Which is rare. Yeah. So he walked into the room with the music Awards in Australia and I looked at him and I said to the guy next to me, who's that? I'm going to marry him.

And I knew that night and he introduced us and we talked all night. Wait, so you said, I'm going to marry that man and you'd never... Before I'd spoken to him. I swear to God, I'm going to marry him. But how did you know he was available? I didn't and he wasn't. I just knew I was going to marry him. Wait, so he know he was available? I didn't and he wasn't. I just knew I was gonna marry him. Wait so he was in a relationship? He had a girlfriend yeah and she yeah just like moved into state to be with him. How long ago had she moved?

I think it was like a couple of months or something. Turned out being great for her, she re-established herself and knew she had a great life but I, but... OK. OK. I knew I was going to marry him. I was so unbothered when they said I was going to girlfriend. I said, it doesn't matter. What? Really? What happened on the first day that made you so sure that it was locked in? I knew before it's spoken to him. So that's why I believe in love at first sight,

because up until then, I was like, yeah, BS. But I don't know, some magical thing happened where I just had a knowing in my gut and I was like that's my husband was it yeah like do you believe her and love at first sight like that wasn't now I am but it always had to be like that for me because I was always I would get the ick with a guy so quickly and so easily and I'd never be on him again yeah so it had to be some kind of magical thing and then yet we were introduced a couple hours later We talked all night nothing happened

We both knew that we were obviously like there was something there So we had to not be friends until he was single and then so what does he say like that night? He's go hey, I got to deal with this girlfriend thing and I'll message you once it's done like it was a texting I said we text the next day. I said look,, it's clear we can't really be friends. So... Oh my God, that's so intense. So just text me if life changes. And then about a month later, because we worked together in different cities,

it's like the same company, and a month later he sent me an email, said, I've got a meeting in Sydney tomorrow, so can I, do you want to get a coffee? And straight away I was like well I'm not going to have a coffee with him because he's got a girlfriend. But you know I trust him so he came and then we're walking out of the office. Already in the coffee. So he meet you in the coffee shop.

So we met at the office and we were walking to the coffee shop and he let me know that he was now single. Oh so you didn't, so you went on the coffee date though not knowing that it happened. Yeah but I trusted him, I kind of knew that he's a good guy. Oh yeah just- Oh, so you didn't, so you went on the coffee date though not knowing that it happened. Yeah, but I trusted him. I kind of knew that he's a good guy. Oh yeah, I mean you'd known him for about eight hours. Exactly. So he'd done the groundwork

knowing that you were the one as well. Imagine if it was a, he felt the same. Oh yeah, it was so obvious. Imagine if he had spent a week slowly breaking up with a girl that moved cities for him. And then only to find out that Ash had already moved on because she falls so hard so quickly for guys. Imagine, he's a real champ.

Oh I want to know what happened after the coffee thing. There's so much more to it. He's probably driving to work right now because he's our boss as well, not only your husband, but he's probably hating this. Oh he would absolutely hate it. Because I know he hates anything to do with big coming on air and stuff. He's a behind the scenes guy. But also he kind of loves that he punched, you know.

He's punching, like I'm a legend. And he's always kind of known me from afar and I didn't know he was. Damn, can I have one more question, even though it's after the gong, but it's not about you, it's about him? Yeah. Was he, I've heard rumours,

was a backup dancer for something? Or a backup singer? What? What? Are you joking? No! That is not true! What the A-B? I was like bomb show what dance group or boy band was he in? What? I'm trying to think of how you could have pieced that together but I mean unless I don't even know about it. I think he's just fishing and hopefully you would have said yes. No no I promise I swear to God someone told me yesterday he was like a backup

singer or a backup dancer. He has no singing or dancing skills. I was like maybe that's how he got her. He's gonna have to prove it to us tomorrow. We're getting him in and he's gonna do a dance. Okay, all right maybe if you want to catch the rest of the story you can pick it up in the OnlyFans podcast which we record after the show. Otherwise yeah more Q&A's with Ash, she's got a lot of layers. She is like an onion eh? Yep definitely is. So onion like I can almost smell it. My eyes water around her. Like I just want to have a shower when I've been in her presence for too long. Holy shit you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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