The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW so you gotta flick the bean?

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, Dan, and Ash London in this hilarious episode as they discuss the intricacies of Secret Santa gifts, debate the classifications in the Christmas-themed A-listers list, and tackle a Gen Z quiz with Web Girl Bella. Dan reveals the ultimate Christmas gift for his mom while sharing their Secret Santa fails and wins. Ash gets a laugh trying to guess if bizarre experiences happened to toddlers or drunk adults. Don't miss this fun-filled holiday episode packed with laughs, surprises, and a bit of chaos! 00:00 Introduction and Banter02:06 Music Throwback and Nirvana Discussion05:12 Listener Calls and Nirvana Reactions10:47 Scandal and Rob Reiner Tribute20:48 Fly Problems and Remedies26:28 Christmas Gifts and Surprises28:39 Tattoo Talk with Erin31:50 Drunk or Toddler: Hilarious Stories51:40 Secret Santa: Hits and Misses57:47 Talking to Strangers and Magic Books01:01:09 The A-Lister List: Christmas Edition01:11:26 Gen Z Quiz Challenge01:17:40 The Perfect Christmas Gift

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London, the head frecky, Hittata in Auckland. Get on a good morning, it's one to six. On Tuesday, six seconds. Ash's already having her lunch.

It's my breakfast. Oh, is it? Is it? God, it's got like vegetables and vegetables. If Ash was like an animal. I'd bark. Something that gra- Oh, fuck.

Something. Well, I don't know. Do they graze all day? Yeah. Just an animal that is always grazing. Yeah, but I'm not grazing on shit. Nah. Like, I eat good food.

I just always grazing. Yeah, you're like a rabbit, really. You eat a lot of greens, a lot of little sort of... And I got this allergy testing gut thing done and I eat too many beans. Do you? Because I have a can of beans a day. They'll explain your gassiness. I'm not gassy.

Too many beans. I don't know. It's just too much for my constitution. They must have been like, that can't be right. We've never seen that before. Big beans, green beans. Canolini beans, black beans, pinto beans, chickpeas counts as a bean. Yeah.

Oh, good on you. Well, at least, you know, beans clean out your insides. I know that's like a thing. And since that colonoscopy, I swear to God, it's a well-oed machine down there. So have they told you to flick the bean? Get rid of it. get rid of it. Give the beans the flick.

Yeah, that's what they said. And I said, can I just have a little bit? One time, I don't even know. How? How are we already here? We came up with this game. We came up with this game, and I don't know if we're giving away coffee or whatever it was,

but Dan came up with it, and we had to, like, flick the coffee bean into the bucket. So we're just trying to see who was the best at flicking the bean. Oh, my God. You couldn't even find the bean, man. Clint was really good at that, too. No, Dan couldn't. He was like, oh, hey.

My bean right here. Where is that? Oh, shut up. Yeah, it sounds about it. I've got my bean right in the bucket. You're just jealous. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

And we're about to jump into our 6am throwback. Us versus the playlist. A-Conn. Oh, yeah. Dan's looking for a reason why we can play anybody else. Yeah. We'll try and find some sort of topical time. No, I do enjoy A-Con.

I do enjoy it. But I always just like to, you know, I go above and beyond, you know, in terms of fighting. Yeah, like don't accept the status quo. Yeah, exactly. Because you know me. Otherwise, it always ends up just being MKTO. We don't play enough MKTO.

We know, Tom. Wow. On this day, let me give you a few little facts here. On this day in 1993, Nirvana released their MTV Unplugged session. What's Nevada got on MKTO? Yeah, right? Yes, they're always put at the toll of every list of the two best fans. That one.

Yeah, I mean... Oh, come on, are we loud? Yeah, I don't know if we're allowed to play a bit of smells like 10. Who cares? It's 6 a.m. Nobody asked for an MKTO Nirvana remix. No, that was for you. You wanted Nirvana, and I said, you're a band girl.

No, my fault, MK2 have a song better. The other option is Zara Larson's birthday today. I mean, she's not really... Jimenez, it was my left. Lush life. I think it's called Leanne Rhymes Wait, that's Tricia Yearwood

But I think she also does No, Leanne rhymes, she had a cover of that And Connie at the end She performed it with... I don't like Nick Cage, maybe And finally, in 2001 On this day, Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman started a three-week run

At number one with their song Something Stupid No, no Oh, Robbie William and Nicole Kidman I was thinking, call him it no Wrong Aussie Yeah So there's not really any

I'd love to. Who cares? Who cares? Yeah, Neeps wants it. I want it. A bit of smells like teen spirit. Yes. Clown, well, you've got the final say. It's got a vote for Ash and I. Imagine the rock. They're going to be like, Stude your lane. They're going to come into studio because they're in the same building. And they'll be like, yeah, but you were playing MKTO and they're like, no, we weren't. You will tell them, we give them promotion. Yeah, that's right. You will, you can play Nirvana. Okay, can I tell you, this song was recorded in one. Take. Shut up.

Yeah. Crazy. Dave rolling drums, of course. Oh, it's spicy. No regrets. You will regret it when you get fired. Yeah, I reckon they might fire you at the end of this weekend. Oh, wow.

Or at least move you to a different show. Give us a text on 3343 to support us if we can show it to show it to the boss and be like, no, they loved it. The Clint Megan Dan. Nirvana, homage. Come on. Smells like teen spirits. That is just a 6am throwback,

taking down Acon, us versus the playlist. A bit spicy, wasn't it? Yeah, sorry. That's not good. It was a good song, God, we were a thrashing our heads in there. Yeah. Got lots of texts from you, legends, and a couple of calls. Yeah.

Gidey, Paul. Good day, guys, how we going? Yeah, good, Paul. We now, you were you a fan of Nirvana or not this morning? Oh, absolutely. I just finished at the gym. so it was a pleasant surprise for the edge. Come on.

Hope you kick some ass today at work or life today, Paul. And what did we just finish training, Paul? Chess. Yes. Chess your prize today. Come on. You don't want to leave them until the end of the week because sometimes you get busy

and you never want to miss chess and tries. Do we want to play some slip? Not next, Paul. Go for it. A bit of teleka. All right. Thanks, darling. And Viv, you're a fan of Nevada.

as well, like that this morning on your drive to work? Oh, for sure. I'm turning at the traffic light, head banging away. Oh, man, yeah. Yeah, nice. Oh, it's classic. Stop trying to be masked. Does you get the horns up and everything?

No, I just got some real funny looks, but who cares? Who cares? Therefore, for not listening to the edge. Rookies. Oh, nice. Mixing it up a bit. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Exactly.

We can't do it. I know the last week of work for the year. When can we do it? Yeah. Slip knot and all I want for Christmas, Because some people wanted Christmas music But then there are other people also wanting Slipknot So I don't know if this sort of meets up with

I did my time And I want out So a fuse a half-fay It doesn't cuts That's all is napno-fibrate The reckoning The sick of knee Back in cheese a version

Sudo-secrette How did you have that on the system Ready to go? That's a producer Nipia special Oh yeah Got he got that quick I love Slipknot Yeah

Some people saying Christmas songs but I feel like Nirvana went down a tree. Yeah. Yeah, it was lovely. We did it hit the spot guys yesterday. Oh my gosh. A real change of gear here from Nirvana to Unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield. One of the greats.

I would say one of the great pop anthems versus one of the great rock anthems. Yeah. Different genres. Yeah, Unwritten ended up winning our now that's what I call knockout. And so Dan said if it does win before it did, he'd hit the spot. Or at least attempt to with this song. And this is how we used to have you missed it. You open up the dirty window

Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find reaching For something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin Come on the way I suck the way I talk about He has to take his headphones out Because he gets too ekey

Some of the comments on TikTok They're very, all very positive Everyone's like, this made my life, I love this Every time I sit makes me cry Don Ho, however What's Don got to say? Changed Key about three times during that performance Don't worry about it though

Because William Miles Christensen's come to your defence He changed the harmony He was always in the key Quit trying to sound smart About things you don't know anything about And then Alex Fulton also came to your rescue it was the same key. He just adjusted the tune slightly

to have to suit his voice better. Why are Dan's fans sounding... Yeah, what do they sound weird and the guy that did the bad comments? Just go with me. And then Benjamin Wheelhouse sounds like a fake name. Could be Dan's burner account.

Radio DJ, clearly not a singer. Presume you don't get the point of the game they're doing and then other people are like just more yelling at Don. Poor Don. Poor Don. Poor, poor Don. Or?

Real twist. Dan's burner account is Don, whoever. Oh, and he's... He's like, get compliments. He's taking jabs at himself so that everyone's like, shut up, and then, you know, everyone comes to... He feels better. He lies in bed at night and just reads about him. People do love me.

You know, one time I did a Taylor Swift one. You'll remember this, Clint. I did the Taylor Swift one, and, man, there was, like, he's my future husband. And then someone would be like, he's mine. There was people like fighting over me in the comments. I think they're talking about Nipia when they do that. Generally, it's Nipia.

They sell it's my husband in the front. Flan off. I'd love to pick you up. I don't remember any of that. Oh, shut up, Clinton. You do remember. You were one of the commenters. You were going, oh, he's so hot. Take it off so I can lick those nips. Mary said, I don't know, just came.

Mary said, my best friends and I sing, release your inner bitches. That's funny. When you need to, like, attack on a night out, it's time to release your inner bitches. Yeah. You did really well, babe. Especially because we surprised you with it.

It had like three minutes practice. Yeah. Oh, she played some. system of the down or something. Yeah. Wake up. Wake up, I want to, wake up. Yeah, that doesn't a good song.

Or we can play some musical theatre. Maybe on Friday we get to choose. Me and Dan gets to play one, one musical song. We're going to get so much trouble. Yeah, who can. You can. I can't have to play a little makeup. I just got the bad to win.

I just got to pay to win. When you need the kids upon the table. You want to do it. Your Venn diagram, you must be the only one in there where the rock that overlaps with musical drama oh there'll be a few of us three or four of us

if we were going to play any musical song and you're only got to do one what would it be so hard to choose there's a musical called Dear Evan Hansen and there's a waving through the window

but we won't do that because we'll get in deep trouble Oh so beautiful that song Thank you Clint Megan Dan Leshco Clit megand We should note

that I'm now sitting next to Clint behind the desk Can't get enough of me No, because... She's on his knee, which is weird. You can sit up here if you want. Tell me what you want for Christmas. Daddy.

Sorry, I couldn't say that. I'm here because I need to learn to panel a radio show for the drive show next 10. I have 34 days to do it. But in the meantime, we're going to do scandal. And it's a very sad one today. So Rob Reiner is one of my favorite directors, the man behind the Princess Bride,

easily in top three favorite film. and also this is final tag. I don't think it holds up though because I used to hear everyone say there and then I got made to watch it and I don't get it. You need to watch it when you're a kid and grow up on it.

It's one of those movies. He's done other stuff though. He's done a lot of big films over the years. Yeah, he did a bucket list and of course when Harry met Sally one of the greatest rom-coms of all time we all know this scene. It's Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal

are at Katzis Deli in New York and it's the old I'll have what she's having seen. Oh She's eating a pastrami sandwich Oh, is she okay Oh Oh, wow Oh, God

Why is it so good Oh, oh God She's pretending to be awkward now She goes on in this old lady She's old Jewish And he goes Oh, she's still eating the sandwich It is weird playing that while you're sitting on Clint's knee

If I'm honest And then an old lady goes goes, I'll have what she's having. And it's a very famous life. He also did Stand By Me, Few Good Men, Misery. Yeah, great films. And these are like, A Few Good Men is one of the greatest courtroom dramas. Stand By Me, one of the greatest coming of age dramas.

When Harry Metzelli, arguably the best rom-com of all time. So he and his wife, late 60s, early 70s, were found, unfortunately deceased in their home in Los Angeles. Incredibly sad. And it's coming to, like, now that their son, who I believe struggled with substance abuse issues, has stabbed them to death, which is unfathomable. Oh, my God.

So, yeah, the likes of, yeah, like Billy Crystal, you know, all these very famous comedic actors and directors are all just absolutely heartbroken because he was so young, he was like 72. Yeah. Isn't that sad when there's something like that? And his wife as well, which is, yeah, it's horrible. And they've got three kids.

I believe their daughter found them. So very, very sad news. I would definitely be watching one of his films over the weekend probably the Princess Bride because I watch it every month. I think this year needs to win. There's been a lot of darkness, especially the tail end of the year. Yeah.

You know, I always think, I mean, it's heartbreaking just because it's heartbreaking. But the anniversary then of that awful moment then happens every year just before Christmas. So Christmas, what is the time that a lot of us look forward to and it's such a great, joyful time. It becomes the complete opposite for so many people. And often, I don't know,

if you guys have experienced much grief, but your body knows before you do. So for me, it's like a week before November the 8th, I start to feel really like just funny and my body just feels weird. And then I look at the calendar, I'm like, oh, it's dad's anniversary. And it's like, you're going to Christmas, he's supposed to be like, I don't know, yeah, you're right. And then their kids would have that feeling of dread. Like, oh, your body weirdly knows.

Something about the changing of the seasons or I don't know what it is, but it's crazy. So much love to the Ryan family, more. more information will still come to light, no doubt. Cool. Up next. First call of the day. First call of the day. Have you wanted to be you?

We've got a voucher to go spend in store at Z. I'm feeling a bit jealous. Can I come around there as well for the next break? We'll all sit there. It's only room for two people. I'll take his left. A one day. Cute.

Oh well. Let's see how you go during the ad break then. Okay. I'll come over there now. If you're a good boy. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First goal of the day. All right.

It's going to be. Because we did have someone that was on hold, but they've dropped off. So if you want to be the first call of the day, you can call 0-800-the-edge. We'll chat to you. Yeah, Andrea was sitting there, and now she's done. Oh, sorry, you're on floor. I have changed the mics because I'm sitting next to her, and it's hard to remember. Maybe something amazing happened to her.

Like, she was driving along, and then there was a topless fireman, and he was, like, lifting weights on the side of the road, and their eyes caught, and he, like, beckoned her over, and she was, like, stuffed the edge. So she hung up, she's pulled over and then Macanon on the side of the road. Who do we want, Tasha, or do we want Brad? Doesn't feel very fire safety to be shirtless. Yeah, but if he's not on duty, he's gone off duty and taken his top off. Yeah, okay, let's just go to Brad, eh?

I'd be jacked if I was a fireman. Let's just go roads. It's all you do. Stand around all day working out, getting ready to be needed. Morning, Cheyenne. Good morning. Morning, my friend. How are you this morning?

I'm quite shocked that I actually got on Oh wow It's your lucky day The person we're going to chat who dropped off Oh Shane Have you never called us before ever I'm sorry I've tried But I've never actually got food

Take your day baby For the first time in forever Hello stranger For the first time How long you've been listening for Shaiam Oh 50 years man Honestly, but this morning I've been up for the last, probably half an hour, listening to it. Why have you been up so early this morning?

So I'm pregnant and my baby's been kicking around like crazy this morning. Is it your first baby or have you had one before? So this is actually my third, but it's my first girl. Oh, how wonderful Shai am. So you must be due soon. Yeah. Yeah, so I have got like six weeks left. Girls are the best

I mean I love having one of each because I think the relationship I have my son and daughter obviously will be very different but I think if I had to have three boys or three girls Three girls Yeah I'm very grateful

that I've got the two boys And now I'm having a little girl So it's really cool Although I say that my daughter's only 10 Maybe when she's 15 I might change my turn I'm having three teenage girls In the house No thank you

That's going to be so Were you doing the whole, we'll go for three because I really want a daughter, and let's just see? So it was actually a surprise. Me and my partner said that once our youngest was five, then we would, you know, have another kid, but I didn't actually expect it to happen so soon. Oh, it was meant to be.

Your little lady was meant to come into the world. Have you got any names sorted? You don't have to share them with us, but do you think you know what you'll call her? Yes, so I've got one name, and I've had this name. for since I can honestly start remember, like, remember.

Oh, tell us, go on. No, it's so personal. I thought it would be Ashley. Oh, my God. You told us. And it's more to help me to do with my mum. But slightly oak just after Ash London as well, your favourite radio host as well, a little bit, eh?

Of course. How do you can spell it? So it's probably going to be like ASH and then L-E-I-G-H. Oh, that's my name. Wow. Oh, this must be. It's the best spelling. I've always loved the way my name is spelled.

Again, what's the best and worst things about Ashley's? Oh, my gosh. Well, my best friend growing up in primary school was Ashley, and she was also a bad bitch. Love her, Ashley Anderson. And a good way, right way. Yeah, the best. I like that you can be Ashley, which is quite a feminine name, but you can also be Ash, which is kind of cool. So depending on the kind of gal you are, I just love it.

I love my name. I love being an ash. It's just sick. Cheyenne's pretty cool, too, to be true. Yeah, that is a cool, man. I think Jason Derulo wrote a song about you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, there is a fog about Cheyenne.

I thought it's quite funny. And it felt like that same way as well. It's one of his B-size. It's not one of his most famous songs, is it? It's always good to have a song named after you. I think there's no Ashley's songs. It's quite sick. Do you know there's a lot of Olivia songs,

One Direction? We've got a song called. I live for you along for you Olivia And then Obviously John Mayer's got a song called City Love Found it in Oh that's Lydia

I mean we could sit here today We're trying to pad because Clint's trying to find Cheyenne I think it's about like C-H-E-Y But Cheyenne did say it's fine It doesn't matter we can use our imagination Clint Don't wreck your brains too much about it He can't let it go though can he?

Yeah Oh well it's been a pleasure talking to you Good luck with your third baby Cheyenne, we'll be thinking of you. I hope she just slips out of you and you go, oh. I hope you just sneeze one day and it's there. I wish she is. That was easy. Yeah. Good on you, mate.

All right, yeah, hold there, Shian, we'll see you out of the voucher to go spend in store. Z, Z is a new pie, the gourmet chicken, cranberry and brie. You can grab yours today. They actually did a big drop yesterday and smashed one of them, and it was bloody delicious. I had an almond croissant to me yesterday. Yeah, Dan had one of them. No, Dan didn't have an almond croissant, did he?

He had two of them. It was actually. It was actually two and a half, but I had one on the way home, too. You are out of control, mate. We're not even at Christmas yet. Clint Megan Dan. This reached into my pants to pull out my wedgy, then realized I've got a G string on.

That'll be the wedgy, I think. I did the same thing this morning, Ash. I was like, I can't get it out of there. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that'll be white. It's meant to be. Good on you. Is it day night tonight?

No, I just had him underwear. You're like, I'm going to have to put on a G today? Yeah, your husband's. being hiding or not doing the laundry? Yes, finally. She's got to her 18th pier. I'm going to see that ace. We're talking about flies this morning.

Angie Beggis, obviously. Apparently there's more flies. You had 30 flies in your house yesterday. It was disgusting. It was absolutely foul. But I have noticed there has been more. Clint, you must have noticed as well. You always have your windows open and stuff. Yeah, I used to get the renticle guys

to come and spray around the door frames and stuff like that, and they would spray. Is that because if they land on the door frames? frames they get 40s. Yeah, so it doesn't, it doesn't, because I used to think it would some weird, invisible barrier that they just wouldn't fly through. It's like, no, when they land on a surface, within an hour of landing on the surface, they die. So at least when you wake up in the morning, you're not like there are flies everywhere. Like, they're all gone. It's a feast overnight. It's like a reset.

There's lots of people texting through some little remedies to get rid of flies. This one was interesting. Coins and water. Put shiny coins in a clear bowl of water on the windowsill. Supposed the flies and freak them out. heard that we mean we used to have CDs and used to like hang a CD and all the but you look crazy as well that people come over and they're like you look what is a good and where do you find a CD now yeah I have a question I've seen this twice and my niece saw it as well a fly was running was flying around with another fly on top of it yeah what's that about or let me talk to you about the birds and the bees and the

flies that really do flies they have a thing called a koaka on the back of their back and that's where they procreate and they do it like they hump Do you know I've got a salt gun And it's great Just chik and there's You feel like a man Yeah I've shot two of them While they're on each other

Go on for it What a way to go That's what I thought Yeah I was like sorry guys But if I had to go Zara from To Tonga You've had a bit of a fly issue this year

And you've got a remedy Yeah well I personally haven't done it myself But I know like family members that have right um so you get like a like a 1.5 litre bottle and you cut the cone part of like the top part and you flip it oh you invert it yeah yeah and then you put apple cider vinegar dish soap and sugar in and it attracts the flies then they can't get back out yeah because they're flying in the wide

I guess going down into the neck of the bottle but then they're stupid to kind of fly straight back through the centre. Yeah. But I start to feel bad, you know? Yeah, and the thing is, though, then you create an issue of now you've just got apple cider vinegar around your house. I love the smell of the fly issue, but now you've got stinky vinegar sticking around your house. No, the smell of vinegar to me is quite comforting.

Someone else has put basil everywhere. They've said put basil around your house. But again, now you've just got basil sitting everywhere. I love it, basil. It's better than what chat GPT suggested. It says, stop them getting in. Most important. Keep doors and windows shut.

Thanks for stating the obvious GPT. They're not taking our jobs yet. No. Yeah, we'll be right for a wee while. Yeah, like some repellent, some like great hacks where you go, honestly I started doing this, I haven't seen a fly in a week. I don't know if there's a thing. Those little like things that just go every 15 minutes,

that game changes. When the batteries die in those, we notice. We went away to Wawhiheke on the weekend, and the Airbnb had those ones plugged into the plugs. Like they go into a PowerPoint And usually when you go to Waikiki Mozzies everywhere Not a single mozzi in the house

It's like some magnetic field or something No it's more of like a it's got a liquid in it And it like sends a liquid out of something Erin sticks through, love you guys But you're scraping the barrel of fly chat Thanks for that, Erin Do you know Erin? Obviously she must live in a part of the country

Where it's not a problem Because it's literally the only thing My wife and I are fighting about the world She's like where did the flies come from I know. It's like, it's like my fault. And then Adrian left the door open. After all of the spraying, he comes home and leaves the door open. I was ready to deport.

Hey, Ash, I'll stop you, that Erin's over it, mate. Sorry, Aaron. Oh, sorry, Erin. Clint McGon Dan. And I know Aaron was over it, but the amount of people that are weighing it on how to get rid of flies over the summer, a couple honourable mentions. Everyone else cares. Yeah. Honourable mentions before we move on.

I don't know if this one works, but you can calmly tell them that the house is no longer welcoming. for flies. Oh, that's such a woo-woo thing. Ask them to leave nicely. No one has to die. And cucumber slices on aluminium foil is a reaction between the cucumber and the metal that the flies obviously aren't a big fan of

get the hell out of. I think we're being trolled. I don't believe that. But when you've got 30 flies, you'd be like, what was the vegetable I needed to put on the metal? There's nothing more satisfying than just getting them with a swat as well, just crushing them. I'm never fast enough. Good secret Sander

gift, the electric tennis rackets. Yes, they're fun. You get one electrified and it's... And then you get your partner with them every now and then as well, but a bit of a laugh. And the kids too, and you go, put your finger in there,

see what happens. Oh, God, yeah. It's fun for the whole family, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, yeah, the salt gun, Emma says she's got one. Great, but bloody salt everywhere. That will happen.

Yeah, it will happen. Yeah, you get a little crunchy underfoot. My husband thinks his buddy Jason born with an assault gun. Oh, mate. You should see him. It brings out, you know, the man in him or something.

Who are you? Just chik, boom, just going around. How much are they? Because someone's sex through saying they're really expensive. Oh, really? We inherited one in our rental. Oh, so you got one just so many. That's fun for us.

I think they had a big Black Friday special or whatever. I think they're probably somewhere around 80, 100 bucks. Yeah, it's worth it for those last. There's probably actually a good gift to get the person that has everything. True that. Yeah, we're talking about this a little bit later on this morning, about the greatest gift that you can get, mom, dad and the person that has everything.

Yeah, I think there's a lot of people maybe that have left their Christmas shopping to the last minute. I've also got the perfect gift for your mum later on this morning as well. I've got it for my mum. She's going to fizz. Yeah. We're going to have, Dan wants to tell us, but he's scared his mum is going to hear and doesn't want to ruin a gift. Can I just tell Julie not to listen? No, we don't.

Get her on and put her on hold so she can't hear it. She's going to have to talk to Carl because Dan doesn't trust her to not listen. That's fair enough. What is she seven? Oh, pretty much. She's got the mind of a seven-year-old. But she's a single lady So I imagine she's not getting lots and lots of Christmas presents

No, she's getting a lot from me There's two types of people though There's like people that like and don't like surprises I don't understand the ones that Yeah, I love a surprise I'd hate to ruin a surprise Like what you did the other day Don't say it

Didn't you talk about it on the radio No, no no I talked about it a lot earlier on in the show When I knew people weren't listening Oh yeah, you know, sorry Stop She knows what her husband got her Shosh!

We have to say it now No, you don't I'm stupid Stop it Shut, I put his microphone off Jesus So Ash because she's learning to panel So she's standing next to me

If Dan says stuff If I turn this mic off He can turn his mic back on Right How do you override it? Well then you just pull his faded down And then he's turning a mic on and off That has no volume control

Embarrassing I'm going to hide a place Adriatic Okay easy money next If you want to play for a grand in the hand how good would that be just going into Christmas 0800 The Edge

and we will let you play next Clint Megan Dan The Edge 1K EZ Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online One bar seven Playing for a grand in the hands

If you can give us 10 answers Starting with the lead ash Gives you inside 30 seconds You can pass if you need to If we've got time we'll come back Oh thanks to our mates of course Novice Glass We're being bloody kind to us

And also you hopefully this year with a lot of the cash prizes that have been given away. Chip or crack on your windscreen this summer. Ah, nervous, just call your local brunch. That was very dramatic. I loved that. Good morning, Erin. She's a tattoo artist.

Love that for you. How are you going today, babes? Hi, good, thank you. Oh, I've got dance faded down. What was the last tattoo you did? Yesterday I tattooed a caravan on my sisters. I've never seen a caravan tattoo. What sort of percentage of your tattooed?

body is covered in tattoos, do you think, Erin? Maybe like 50, maybe less than 50, actually. Oh, you've got quite a lot. I just ask her, what you want to ask her. Have you got a full sleeve, Aaron? Yeah, and the neck? No, I haven't got a full sleeve, but I have got my neck and some on my face and head.

Good on you. Face as well. Now, that's a commitment. Wait, well, okay, I know we've got to get on with the game, but what did you decide to tattoo on your face? The word sorry. What? Interesting. So I'm my forehead, and like my hair line.

Oh, wow. Sorry, and what are you sorry for? Just like everything. Just for getting a tattoo on your face. I don't know. In general. Yeah. You're like, hey, look, just read it.

Just point of the same. Sorry. All right, my love, I'm going to let you choose your letter today. Would you like S for a sorry? Sorry. Or L for L loser? Loser. Ler loser.

We'll go, yes. Good job. Okay, you ready to go? Yep. Okay, beginning with S, can I please have something you'd see in the ocean? Scuba dava. A musician. See ya.

Something kids play with. Slide. A fast food brand. Starbucks. Something you see in the sky. Sun. A capital city. Oh, pass.

A Disney film. Pass. Something in the shed. Shovel. Oh, man. You've got the first five quick. If it was only like give five right, you would have smashed that. Disney film Sleeping Beauty, Snow White.

Yeah, it all turned to custard after the fifth answer, unfortunately. But it was a solid effort here and well done. No, right. Thank you so much. Have a wonderful day, darling. great Christmas. No need to say sorry. You've got it written on your forehead. Yeah, that's a real commitment, eh?

The old face tattoo. It's like teddy swims. They do her hair line so she could go a friend out and she regrets it. Oh, true. it's got a little teddy bear sort of tattooed on the side of his cheek. it's like going to a hairdresser with a terrible haircut, though. Clint, Megan Dan. Have you had your hot phase?

Yeah, but I'm going to have another one. Oh, really? Do you get to? Yeah, if you're a woman, you get through, you get to. Oh, do you pick and trough in hot? Hottness, I feel like I've had my hot phase about five years ago, and I'm done now. It's all downhill. Yeah, we've got more.

I mean, you have got the same options, but it's more, you know, acceptable for women to take the options. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're good on you. It'll be a nice chance for us to bring back drunk or toddler after we were talking to Kolo early morning yesterday, and she was telling us about something that happened to her. And it was one of those things I thought she must have been wasted.

Turns out she wasn't. She was a kid. My auntie told me to pull forward to empty your bladder. And I went a bit too far and face planted and hurt my teeth. Smashing your teeth while sitting on the toilet feels like a drunk person thing, not a kid thing. What about when I, or maybe it was my toddler, sat on the phone cried because Adrian wouldn't let me have any more ice cream. Now, unless you met your husband at a young age as a child,

I'm going to go drunk adult there. Yeah, it was me drunk. Someone's already texed through here. Because you weren't allowed ice cream. Yeah, I think it was actually asking me to run out. You know, when you've had a couple of drinks and you just want what you want. Yeah, but you could do milk run within like 20 minutes. It would have been there.

You guys, don't look at the text machine. I'm going to read out a few. You guess if it's a drone called toddler, okay? This person jumped into a fountain and lost their shoe. Toddler. Buddy would do that. No, it was an adult drunk. spending time of the friend

and they ended up joining me in the fountain. Joining me? Okay, so they were both wasted. What about this one? Stood up too fast and vomited on a friend's shoes. Stood up too fast. Yeah, drunk.

Drunk adult, correct. Yeah. This is great. Here's another one. Made multiple phone calls to American hotels pretending to be an upset customer. Ooh. It's got to be drunk.

Or like an older child. I was a kid. Mum and dad were not happy. That is so the kind of thing. we would do 30 years ago when the internet wasn't a thing and calling America was the most excited thing you could imagine doing. My brother and I never forgot it. We called 1-1-1

and we're like pranking the police or whatever and they showed up to the house. The police did. And we got a massive talking to it and I never did anything to mess with the law ever again. It was a very good learning experience. Did they know that you were pranking them and decided to show you a lesson? Good on them. Yeah. And mum and dad were mortified.

Like the police showing up. And then every time we did anything bad, Mom and Dad were like, Do you want the police back in here again? That's actually pretty good for your parents because it's like we threaten all the police will come but the police really did come so you know you believe them now. Forgot to take my clothes off before getting in the shower?

Trunk. Oh, that's true. That's tricky. You can't forget. Yeah, you can. I've never been that drunk where I've... Bullshies. That was a drunk adult.

Really? We'll do one final one before throwing to the phones. Call us 0-800-the-edge and you can try and test us. What about this one? I got covered in hot dog bun juice because I wanted a donut. Hot dog bungee? They must have had some sort of...

Toddler? Maybe they're small enough that the juice somehow ran on them as a kid? They were a very, very drunk adult. Oh, my God. You've got it wrong then. I covered a hot dog bun in frosting. Oh, yes.

I covered it, sorry. Instead of frosting a donut they frosted a bun. So it wasn't their body that was covered in the frosting. It was a hot dog. So they rocked up to work still drunk and they work at some sort of a... God, you'd have to be absolutely blottoed, right?

To be doing that. I think the person who showered with their clothes on is probably the most drunk out of all those decks. Yeah, but if you're really tired and really drunk, you know what I mean? You're like, this doesn't feel right when you're in the shower. I don't even know why you would even think, I'd better have a shower before bed. I always do.

Even if I come home, I need to just get all the night off me. Because if you've been out drinking, you've been in places where there are germs and, like, you've touched things. So if you did go to bed, all the club germs, the bar, the gyms, the pub germs. Or the boys, all the boy germs. All the boys that have been rubbing up against me. All the goodies or the cooties. They're all now on your sheets.

All right, if you've got one for us, a drunk or toddler, something your toddler did or maybe you did, that you'd rather forget. Oh, 800th if you can pick the scab, tell us the story, and we could saw you out with a double past 12 must-scene movie, Anaconda, which is going to be in cinemas on Boxing Day. It's got Jack Black and it. It looks bloody good. Yeah, there's some good ones texting through now. One person that ended up in hospital from too much wine. And you think, obviously, a drunk adult. Oh, no.

Oh, 800, the Edgewell 3343 inspired by a caller we had on the show. Yesterday who fell off the toilet and smashed her teeth. Legger. You're like wasted. Turns out, nah, she was a kid, and her auntie just obviously wasn't. Looking after her in the way that she should have. Imagine that. Looking after your niece.

She smashes her teeth. on your watch. At least they grow back when you're a kid, right? I was once babysitting, my nephew, who was about five of the time he fell in the pool, and I, what's that thing called when you had the huge lump on your forehead? Oh, an egg. You get an egg on your head. It was huge, and I had to send a photo to his mum and dad.

Monica Bang. And that was the last time you ever babysat him. No, he's currently staying with me. It's 16, though. We remember Monica Bang. Everyone's looking at me funny. Monica Bang. Is that a friend's reference?

Yeah, Monica Bang. She's looking after Ben. And then he just keeps saying, Monica Bang. You need to get some new references, Clint. It really does age. I'm in the thick of it. Season 9. That's one of the greatest TV shows in the world.

What is it? What about this one? My friend and I were playing in the playground, just in our undies. Drunk or toddler? That one's come through on the text machine. Could go either way. I'm going to go toddler.

Drunk? Very drunk late at night. Wow. What a fun thing to do when you do. I mean, there's no kids there. If there's kids there, it can be a little bit of restable. I would imagine. I mean, it's more fun to swim in the ocean.

and I hope swimming in the pool when you're undies when you're drunk but just to take you close up and go to a playgrounds bit with it. Let's go to the mighty white couple. To Simone. Morning Simone. All right.

Kiyodam. So explain the situation that you were involved in and we'll guess if it was a toddler or an adult. Okay. So the toilet could not be found so said person

went toilet in the corner of the room. Now I would go this would sort of be maybe a normal occurrence for a child. So it's a little bit weird that it would be an adult. So I'm going to go adult. Yeah, you know those people that kind of get up in the middle of night

and they just can't find the toilet and then you find out they just urinated in the closet? I'm going to go kid. I've never done. I'm going drunk. Yeah, drunk adult. Yeah, so you're locked in on drunk adult? And I'm locked in on kid.

Yeah, which one was it? A drunk adult. Was it you? No, no. It was a friend of mine. In your house or their house? And my house, though, yeah. No, someone else is way unacceptable.

Simone, I don't know if it's not going to get the urine out of the carpet, but we'll send you a Del Paso a must-see movie, Anaconda with Bull Rudd and Jack Black. It's in cinema's boxing day, and it looks bloody good. Yeah, the client's going to love that line. Yeah, we'll send you some carpet cleaner as well. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you. You're welcome up.

You know, I actually have got a friend, and this is a famous person that does radio, that hosts a very famous radio show in New Zealand. I'm not going to say their name, but it rhymes with Honoh Hi. and he once got it had a few drinks one night and it was Christmas Eve and proceeded to go to the bathroom number ones over the Christmas tree and the Christmas presents one Christmas

Oh my God He's told that on the radio before Why would he do it on the presents? Because he was just so out of it Wow that's when you stop drinking There were years ago You very really hear about women doing that when they're drug It's only a man thing

Logistically harder to do with a woman, though, I guess. Zara, what was the scenario? Well, guess if it was a drunk person or a toddler? So I was in an elevator, and I couldn't find the right floor, and the people I were trying to find me, and every time they went to a floor, I was on a different floor. That's a really good one, because it's innocuous. No one's getting hurt, and it really could be.

And kids, I have lost my kids in an elevator because they get in, and then you're like, yep, hold on, mate, just wait, and they push the buttons, Oh, my nightmare. I reckon this is a scarred-for-life situation. It happened as a toddler. Yeah, I reckon too. Go on.

I think so, too. Yeah, you're right. I was a toddler. Were you with your parents, babe? We were actually at the hospital for my sister, so my family were already, like, stress levels were high, and then we got out of the elevator, but I didn't. I went back in, and then they couldn't find me for a while.

Wow. At least you went wasted. Okay, exactly. Yeah, and we'll go finally to Jordan, morning Jordan, drunk or toddler? Oh, so I filled up a drink bottle with wine, got a little bit too drunk and ended up in hospital. Now, I'm going to go, this is a toddler, accidentally went into the fridge, filled up a thing, thinking it was juice. No, but kids every time they try alcohol, they drink, they screw their face up, they're not going, they're not drinking a whole thing. That's a great point. What was it, Jordan?

Yeah, Dan's right. You finished red wine? How much do you think you drunk in the end? I don't actually, no, I can't remember. I just remember waking up in the helicopter. Helicopter? Wow. Do you live really?

Yeah, no, not at the time. I got flown to hospital, yeah, woke up in the helicopter. Must have been dessert wine for a kid to keep going with it. Yeah, like a real sweet. And did they have to pump your stomach? Like, what do they do? Yeah, I think so. So, Mum didn't really know what had happened until she,

She flew me to, oh, she drove me to the doctors, and then she went back to close the doors in the car and smelt wine. I'd spewed up everywhere, and that's when she realized, oh, my God. Well, and then the next day, did she at least get you a parade and a pie and a pie and a pie and a pie and a pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like, this is all you out. That's what they gave her to her at the hospital. He's a minors and cheese pie to parade.

She'll be right. Yeah, you'll be all right now. We're not flying her home. She'll be a long Uber. Thanks, Jordan. Clit me and Dan with Ash London scandal. The Winter Olympics are happening in Milano. Chibediamu Dopo.

Yeah, what a beautiful place to have the Olympics. Milan's one of my favourite places in Italy because it's very chic. You know how the normal Olympics gets a lot of coverage? The Winter Olympics never does, but I feel like the Winter Olympics is cooler. I think it's coming good. People are getting on board because I think we need something to bring us together. So I think all the Olympics are now, you know, because like the downhill, the fast skiing, that's a bit of fun.

Yeah. And the bobsledding. Oh, a bit of fun. So cool. So much fun to be had. So do a leaper, my doppelganga, is, yeah, yes, there's no need to. Are we going to glaze over that, Clint, or we're going to let it? It's the last week, mate.

Come on, just give it to her. Yeah, you're a spitting image. Yes, thank you so much. She's like the face of it, so she's done all the ads and stuff. But we now know who will be performing at the opening ceremonies, hit the jams, Clinton Randall. Oh, I love that album You've got a mess of me But I just keep on coming back and stuff

I love when Jay-Z come down You want a pillow fight in the middle of the night You want to drive a beers with five of our friends You want to So good And there's a bit of audio This is Mariah, she put it on her socials Making a cute little amounts

But she even speaks a bit of Italian at the end So cute Ciao Get ready for Milano Corti 2016. See you at the Stadio San Ciro on the 6th of February for the Olympic opening ceremony. Chiva diamo a Milano. That means see you in Milano. How cool. I mean, she is an icon, isn't she? She's a diva.

And I'm happy she's back. She had a couple of years where she was kind of, you know, like, faded into obscurity a bit and then was just having a babies with Nick Cannon and popping up every now and then to do a shitty version of all the one for Christmas is you. But she's come good our girl. She's back on tour. she's doing a bit of this, she's re-engaging with society again, and I'm here for it. Yeah, is it true that I've seen a few interviews with Graham Norton where he

said his worst interview was her? He hasn't actually named her, but he's kind of implied that it was her. I think in general she just doesn't give her crap. She just doesn't want to do what she doesn't want to do. Yeah. And she's kind of... It is true, like I suppose when you have

artists who are on the up, they will do the most. They're doing everything because they're looking for the promo. And then once they are super mega famous they just they don't have the time they don't care because they're there now yeah but not the tailor's the opposite yeah then you get those ones that realize

that they're only going to continue to have that level of success if they are liked by the masses yeah yeah apparently she wanted 17 dressing rooms for when she was on Graham Norton and then they asked for one more and the person Graham Norton's PA was like just out of interest fine we'll get you an 18th

dressing room but just why and the person said she needs to charge her phone Amazing. Isn't that incredible? I love that so much. Isn't that like, she's almost trolling them at this point. Yeah, like you wouldn't, you don't need 17. You're just seeing if you can get away with it.

Yeah. And when you can, then all of a sudden it probably becomes a new standard of like needs. Yeah. Like, well, I'm not going to get less than 18 dressing rooms now because that's the standard. Because cream gave me 18. Yeah. I loved it. It's almost like, just see if you get one more.

Oh, how annoying if you're in the first dressing room and then you want your phone and it's 17 dressing rooms down the hall. Someone's going to go and get it for. She wouldn't be getting up. Yeah, it's crazy. really, but good honour. She's a great voice. That can't be true. That's what he said. That's true. Maybe it wasn't her, but he said that there was one celebrity and everybody's commenting Mariah. It's better. It'll be Madonna or Mariah? One of the two. Yeah. I heard Madonna's big on the trailer of requirements. If you are going to have a baby next year,

if you're real preggers and you know that over summer you're going to be pretty uncomfortable, I'm probably thinking mostly of my sister-in-law, my brother's wife. She's due like mid-Jan. and you're still contemplated baby names. Dan has the list of the banned baby names from this year, which I imagine would probably flow on to 2026. And are we going to find out how many people have actually... Are these all names that people have tried to name their kids? Yeah, so there's a few that have been tried twice.

There's a few that are just one and done. And also named the recap the most common ones for this year as well, just in case you don't want to name your kid after a common name. Yeah. So a lot of them will be like titles and stuff, like Princess. Exactly. There's one like called Princess that's been banned. Why?

That's what Katie Price called her daughter, isn't it? Bishop, that's banned. Bishop's a sick name, though, bitch. How do we feel about that? Like, if it's your kid, shouldn't you be able to call it whatever you like? If it's not problematic, like Hitler or something, which is a problematic name. That's been banned, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That was banned a few years ago, actually. I like the name Duke. I always wanted to have a key called Duke. Yeah. But it's banned name in Australia because it's like an official title. Yeah, I think any official titles are done now. They're just like you can't. How called Jude Brianby?

No Kings anymore, unfortunately. Oh, King. I did play football with them. a legend. That's sick. He got him before that was banned. I was like, he better be good. What about goat?

Goat. Goat. You think it's crazy. Someone's thinking about it. I think if you're not got that before goat, you're just a goat. You're just a goat. Clint.

Dan's got a list of the band names or band baby names of 2025. Some of the ones I imagine, Dan, that we've shared, well, that people have shared, I guess with you, I imagine, would probably be in that list. Here's just a couple.

My favourite so far still is Liz Ania. First name, Liz, last name, Arna. Now, if your last name's Ox Long. Oh, Dan, no, nobody's called Mike. Is that what you've got? No, wow, I wish. They're not quite as funny. In fact, these are quite concerning.

We talked briefly yesterday about the most common baby names for 2025. The list comes out for girls. It was Sophia, Amelia and Olivia, the top three for girls. and the top three for the boys was Liam, Noah and Oliver for 2025. Now, yeah, the band names, this comes out every year as well.

The most requested name that was banned in 2025 was King. 11 requests coming through in New Zealand to name their firstborn or second born or thirdborn king. I like the name King. Really? I wonder if we could do Kingston. I mean, Kingston's probably, yeah, maybe possible.

Kingston's a cute name. And also, Like, no one's getting confused. No one's going to be like, oh my God, I thought you were the King of England. Yeah, it's a calm down. It's just, you know. Let parents call their kid King if they want. I agree.

I mean, now, I think with Gen Z and Gen Z slang, you get called King anyway quite often. Oh, well, I do. Go off King. Yeah, I do. They're like, go off King. How often do you get called King by the Jesus? Very rarely. This one's number two.

Prince, ten requests. Princess, four requests. Some of the weirder ones, though. What about Queen if it was like KW? Queen. Oh, I wonder what type of job they'll end up doing. Yeah, there is royalties come through.

That was one request for royalty. Oh, I know someone in America, my best friend's bridesmaid who I was always in the bridal party with she called her son Royal and I thought she was joking when she told me and laughed in her face. Royals banned as well.

There was a request through for that. That was denied. What about this one? Princess, but with a Y, so P-R-Y-N-C-E-S-S. Give her a chance. ice got a request and was denied so someone wanted to call their kid ice why would that get denied because it's a drug I guess

I mean it's a you're doing them a favour by not by banning it why does the government get to legislate that you know what I mean as he said Clint let people do what they want to do Crown Bishop Someone tried to name their kid no name That was banned This is my favourite one request came through for Fannie

Now people are called that There is... Yeah, like Fanny Price Yeah, there's the famous people that are called Fanny Nanny, the Nanny Fran. Fran, that's Fran Drescia, not Fanny Oh, and then she threw her out on her Fannie

I'm thinking of the theme song She was out on her Fanny! That's where my brain's gone. I reckon we've got at least one or two Fanny's listening now, like that would be older now but you can't name a newborn Yeah, if you're Fanny or you know someone called Fannie or your grandma's are called Fanny

We'd love to know, just take it down to call just three, three, four, three. Some more honourable requests. Caesar denied Sotiva, rogue, kingy, kings, king with a Y. Let people leave. What a joke. Let someone call their child King with a Y. Natty State.

What if they meant it to be kying with a Y? No, it's king. Because isn't it put after king? That can't be Kings' real name then, is it? Don't you worry about it. They can't be on his birth certificate. They're kings. One of my favourite ones that I think doesn't need to be banned,

Justice. Did you mean called Justice? Yes. But then that reminds me. of the Eagle versus Shark movie, which you probably want know, it was a New Zealand film. And he calls him and goes,

he's on the phone, he's talking to this, his arch nemesis is like dad or something. He goes, you just tell him that justice will be waiting for him. And he goes, okay, Justin. Thank you, mate.

He goes, no, no, justice. Justice. Okay, Justin. See you know. Okay, Justin. Well, Pip Edwards who we were just talking about Offere, the famous Australian fashion designer,

she's got a son called Justice. Yeah, I think it's fine. So when I said, my daughter went to school with a kid named Keelow so I reckon let people have king Kilo? Kilo, like short for kilogram. Kilogram. Good on you.

Tony's texted through her nanos called Fanny, but goes by her second name. And it's a lovely name. I actually think Fanny's a lovely name, but it does have some certain connotations nowadays, doesn't it? And unfortunately I think it was good that they banned it for that young child because they would get bullied, wouldn't they? Let's be honest. Yeah, school's

hard enough, man, without calling your kid Fanny. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. We're talking Secret Santa. are nails and fails. Yeah, what happened to you with your Christmas work party if you did Secret Santa? Did they absolutely nail your gift?

Or Meg got a book and did a whole new book cover and everything called Love. I wrote a novel called Love on the Year about a girl in radio who falls in love with her boss. She did Love on the Edge. So it was the sequel to Love on the Year all about a New Zealand love affair. And the man on the front cover looked like

my husband, but like Jason Mamoa. If Jason Mamora and your husband had sex and had a baby. Actually, I think it looked just like him. He just was about 12, 15 kilos heavier in terms of, and all of it was muscle. He really should start working out. It'll take him a week. It's the disgusting thing he puts on muscle so quickly. It makes me sick.

Here's the thing I don't like about Secret Santa. And it's that a lot of the time, they're great. You know, and people put in a lot of effort. But it is spoiled by the people that just find. it in and get something crap. The worst thing is when there's always a few of them. Someone who's gone above and beyond for their Secret Santa and then

whoever got them didn't care, like when the energy isn't matched, or the effort, sorry, isn't matched. Producer Carl, what did you get? And you're an easy guy, I think, to buy for because you have a few things that are just rock solid in your personality lane. Yeah, I would have gone

to Peters and Cream and said, give me your best things for 100 bucks. Yeah, like large condoms, I guess take so but yeah it was a funny one like I had um I had the person I got why is it echoing so much um the person I had was um like uh I spent like you know a good amount of money really put heaps of thought into and all that kind of what was our limit like around 50 dollars or I kind of I went about high but you know that was cool and then when it rolled around to me I was like oh man because everyone's getting really cool thoughtful guests that it rolled around to me and I was like oh this is odd I got a inflatable microphone uh

It's very small there. I've got one of those at home, so I think that was free as part of the... Oh, well, you keep it. Maybe it was an extra, yeah. I got this visor, which is lovely. It's sort of like a see-through visor that you'd see. It's one of those ones you'd wear at a golf golf course. You know, it's like kind of...

That also looks like something free that we've got the office line right on. If you were like doing like games, like a blackjack or poker night and you wore some stupid like hat. Yeah, and then so I think I'd seen that lying around the office as well. The one that really got me, which was kind of confusing, was a strawberry and cream room spray like just an aerosol smelly room spray there

So they're the three things you've got Yeah Because that is confusing Because I'd go they could have gone to anyone It was not personalised I'd imagine they probably spent Maxed $15 I would say five

Those things are all free from the office I guarantee you Yeah So the person They've just gone I've forgotten a thing And just grab some stuff Have you done any sleuth

Do you know who it is? Nah I've asked around and there's a lot of cagey answers. Wasn't me? Because I thought maybe the airfisher is because the producer's stings because it's just you two boys in there. I am currently eating a curry and a bravovo sausage, so that could be there, man.

I mean, Webb Gilbella has to share the booth with you. She isn't... She didn't get you, did she? Taylor's text through saying, oh, maybe they couldn't afford it. Well, here's the thing, Taylor. That's the beauty of secret center. You don't need money. You just need to be creative.

Yes. You know, you could have spent $5 and done a great creative gift. Oh, written a poem? something really nice or done a little joke present. You don't need good money. Yeah, that's... So this person is not only spent little money, but they're lazy. Yeah.

It's either like phoned in or they just don't like me at all, maybe. That's a failure. You're a failure. You're a failure. You're a failure. To me, you're a failure. Okay, nail or fail, secret Santa. What did you get?

And were you like, oh my God, they know me so wow. And you feel seen. Like, you know, they should have done what I got the best one, I reckon. The person that made mine got me a microphone. and it was loaded with all the hit the spots from the year. So I could literally re-enet. Like that is incredible. They put a lot of work into it.

They spent money. Printed the lyrics out. Printed the lyrics. What an incredible gift. Yeah. It was very well done. Who did you give a present to her? Is it still a secret?

No, I got yes. And she loves an op shop. And so I went and I said, hey, I know you love an op shop find. Here's two that you missed. And so one was like a brand new dress to wear the tag on. And another one was like a denim wraparound skirt thing. Did she like it?

Yep. Who did you get, Tar? Carl. No, he did. Thanks, mate. We're talking Secret Santa, nails and fails after our producer Carl. I think we've got him absolutely failed. But Jenny, you got a very strange Secret Santa gift.

To this day, you're still unsure why. Yeah, it was about 20 years ago, so I was only in my early 20s, and I got a tarp and a hose fitting. Oh, yes. The old classic tarp hose fitting combo. We've all been there. What's a hose? feeding, darling. I don't know what that is. Like the little things.

Like the bit you put on the tap to put the hose in. Yeah, yeah. So you'd like screw it in so then you can click the hose in. Was it in a packet or was it like just loose? Yep. Yep. It was in a packet. Wow. Do you know what the other day, Jenny? And this is actually quite funny. I was looking for a hose fitting. And I was literally looking around my garage going, I wish I had a hose fitting. So they do come in handy. Well, actually, funnily enough, the guy I was seeing at the time was the landscape gardener, so I gave it to him. There you go. Oh, there you go.

Maybe they... That is an odd gift, though. Like an odd... But then I had no gift. Yeah, that sucks. Well, you know what, Jenny? You have the gift of being a wonderful person, so... Oh, thank you, Ed.

We're going to miss you on breakfast next year. Oh, that's okay. I mean... I don't know why I said, that's okay. That's okay, Jenny. See you later. That's okay. She'll be on the Arvo, so you can catch you in the Arvo.

afternoon, Jenny. Oh, that's okay. Someone else got a wooden duck one year from an op shop. A self-help book saying, change my attitude. That's good. That's so passing. I'm mad for that. Changing my attitude.

That is funny. Yeah, I got one talking to strangers and I was like, yeah, I'm about that. I love a good chat. I got NEPS and books, my favourite books about creativity. And one's called Big Magic. And he read it out and everyone bought it was a book about magic. Like, before he magic tricks. I was like, no, the magic is the art.

Oh, that's why everybody was asking to do card tricks and stuff and make their stuff disappear. I tried to use that in town on the weekend. It just didn't quite work, some of my new magic tricks. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge, 1K, E, Z, mummy. Practice makes perfect.

And now you can play anytime online. All right, you're chance to score a thousand bucks, all thanks to Novice Glass, windscreen, sorry, repair, quick and easy with Novice Glass. Don't call, Dad. Call Novice. Yeah, yeah. All right, 10 answers and 30 seconds, starting with the last.

Ash gives you Wednesday the money you can pass though if you struggle and if we've got time, we'll come back. She's an amazing person. She works in mental health from Auckland. Laura, good morning. Good morning. Okay. When your kids needs braces, darling, that's a tough day when the orthodontist makes that announcement.

That's expensive, eh? Oh my gosh, it's so much money. My daughter's got invisaline at the moment and honestly, just those little plastic trays, I feel could be made with a 3D printer. I don't know where they get the figure of like six grand from to print out some plastic trays. It's ridiculous.

I reckon their markup on it must be insane. It blows my mind in this country as well that we have to pay so much for dental care. A lot of other countries it's like subsidised by the government. But it's so like if you need a filling or anything in New Zealand, it's like really expensive and unaffordable. Trying to find the money. It's like pulling teeth. All right, let's get into it. We can't let that one go.

No, we will. You're better than that. Okay, ready? Pay out the play, he needs to play the thing. Just play it for yourself. Paging Clint Randall from the departure lounge, please make your way to the gate immediately. I'm trying still.

That's the sad part. Yeah, that was shocking. All right, Laura, it's always a good sign when the letter that I've chosen is the same that your name starts with. So today, your letter is L for Lera. You ready to go? Yes.

Okay, can I, wait a second. Yeah, I thought we had this yesterday, but we didn't. Laura, can I please have beginning with L a fruit. Lemon A body part Leg A city in America Um

LA Something green Lyme An Italian food Um Pass A song title Um

A word ending in H Um I'll be lying if I said it wasn't a shocker It's that all right though I thought you would have got lasagna Lausania Linguine Oh lasagna That's all right

You know what When the pressure gets to you're on air It's fine You did pretty well Five I think there Pass That's a pass That's a pass

Well good luck with the orthodontics My love I hope I hope your child has the most perfect teeth For the rest of their life And every time you look at that smile You go It was worth the money A $10,000 smile.

Thanks, guys. Bye. See you, mate. Thanks, Laura. All right, back again. With Ed Jarvo's 3 o'clock, if you want to have a crack at it, but we've got the A-Lister list next as we

once a week work out which celebrities deserve to be right at the top of the pile. It's a Christmas theme today, so it's all singers, actors and actresses who have contributed to the Christmas spirit. Okay, because Santa is an A-Lister. Oh, Santa is King of the A's. Yeah. And Mrs. Claus and Rudolph.

I love you, Dean. France is like. The A-LISTER list. Once a week we debate three celebrities to try and work out which ones deserve to be at the top and the A-list party and which ones don't. If we can't agree, we throw it over to you and you get the final say. Love it. We're doing the Christmas theme today. Are we all friends? Let's just be... Well, we would love each other. Let's not get too here today.

We already have decided that Santa Claus, Mrs Claus and Rudolph A-Listers. A-L-D. They'll never leave the A list. Thanks, Santa. That was quite aggressive, Santa. Of course I am. So I've chosen three people that have contributed in one way or another to the Christmas spirit. First of all, the boob.

Michael Booblay. Now, the fact that I think he is synonymous with Christmas time and Christmas music, I would be hard-pressed to find anyone that doesn't know the Boubley name. Or at least, like, if one of their songs plays, like, oh, I love this song. I'm going to say Michael Bublay is an A-lister at Christmas. He's not the other 11 months of the year.

A seasonal A-lister. He's a B-lister across the board. But at Christmas time, if there's a Christmas A-list party, he's there. You can't chop and change throughout the year, Clint. Exactly, exactly. So that's why I'm saying, yes, you're saying he's an A-lister around this time of year, but he's not an A-lister in general. I think if most people would have heard of Michael B-Land for that reason.

For that reason, I'm putting him in a nigh. What is he doing Jan till November? He's singing other music, jazz. He does very good crooning. What's his songs? Don't help him. It's a beautiful day. He does multiple.

I just haven't met you yet. Okay, Ash. Like, literally, this is Dan's argument. Okay, so I'm just trying to help Dan. He does home. He does many different Frank Sinatra jazz songs. Oh, he does covers. Cool.

A. Lister. He's an A list. Okay, I think, so you're saying B. I'm saying Michael B plays a. I'm saying the B maybe is a B, but I could be convinced of an A. Next up, I mean, the king, when we think of, when we think of holiday movies, Christmas movies, Home Alone, it's the first thing that comes to mind. And for that reason, McCulloughly Colkin.

This is my house. I have to defend it. This is highly nutritious Michael Wade, more macaroni and cheese dinner, and the people sold and on sale. Amen. You guys give up? Oh, yeah, thirsty. more. I think Macaulay Colkin would have been an A-Lister in his time in the 90s, but I think the lack of work he's done of recent

in the last 30 years puts him down to a B. But I think the fact that we still know who he is 30 years later and we still watch his movies at Christmas, makes him an A-Lister. My question would be, because my kids would be like, oh yeah, they know the guy, they know the movie. But if I said who's McCauley Colkin, I don't know if they would associate his name with the actor. Why don't we ask Bella? We'll get her. She's not there. Oh, she's making videos in a special room. And for that reason, she's a C-lister.

I think, oh, I feel like I don't like doing it. I think I agree with Dan. I think McCauley would have to be a B purely because he was a child star, but never really did anything as an adult. Yeah, but all the other child stars have since disappeared. He's still part of the zeitgeist. He is, and a B is a Zitegeist.

You're still mega-famous for being a B-lister, but he's not Tom Cruise level. Like, come on, he's just not. Okay, I'll say B, that. And third, Missile Toe, one of my favourite Christmas songs, in my opinion, probably top three. If Dan puts Justin Bieber at a B, this game is over. No, say less.

He's one of the top A listers. Good. Him and Tom Cruise probably hanging out together. Bro, do you want me get another drink? Yeah. I think the only one to debate here is... The boob. No, no, no.

I think McCauley, Clint's put... Oh, no, we all put him in a B. Dan forgets what he's doing. I think he could definitely be an A, the boob. I think the booblo is definitely an A. Bebe for booblet. I think Michael is, yeah, he's famous at Christmas time, but I don't know what he's up to the other 11 months of the year.

And will you guys let us know? McCauley Colkin, Michael Bublae, A or B? We're agreeing the bebees is an A. Cal, just before we go to calls and a song, you have something to say, Cal. Yeah, so you guys, like, love the show, but you need to work on your pronunciation. You keep saying booblay.

It's not Bubele. He's Canadian. It's Michael Bubelay. Bubelay. No, it is. I've never heard anyone say Michael Bubelay. My mom says, my mom's... You never heard Canadians. They talk with the accent.

A? Bubelelelea. Michael Bubeleet. Is it a... Are you actually name like me? I think he's throwing it. Yeah. Well, if you listen to my mum, she pronounces it Michael Bloblay.

I think Michael Bubelea is a Bistor, for sure. Yeah. Christmas edition, Justin Bieber. A-lister. Oh, yeah, top of the tree. Yeah, McCauley Colkin, Home Alone star. Kevin! Are you saying he's a B?

Is that a universal sort of opinion? I think he would have been, when Home Alone was at its height in the early 90s, I think he would have been, like he was friends with Michael Jackson or that, he was an A-lister. But since then, I think he's dropped down to a B, which is still good.

Okay, so it's really the boo. The word in contention about. Bubele, who I will remind people, we all have jokes being like time to defrost Michael Bublae. It's almost time, which means he's on ice for 11 months of the year. But people still know who he is. If someone just tuned it and he's like, what, Michael Buhle's on ice. God, really?

He looks so good for it. I just remember when I interviewed, the last time I interviewed Michael Bublae, he was telling me I was like, because you know, my name has two of my favorite things in it, Boob and Lay. I was like, that's a great point. Yeah. So a lot of people weighing in on this.

Should we just go to the calls? Yes. How do I say this? Alia. Alia? Morning, no, yes. Alia, yeah. So what are your thoughts on Michael Boubley?

Where are you putting a maybe or C? He's a C. See? A C? Really? Here's my question. Do you reckon Beyonce or Brad Pitt would be excited to meet him? I don't think so.

Yeah, Bublae would be frothing to meet them, and they would be like, oh, yeah, cool. But I feel like... Did you know who he was, Aaliyah? Only recently, not like, around Christmas. Really? But I don't think about him. I don't care for him for the rest of the year. You're not the only one that's putting him in a sea,

which I think it was a real hard argument to keep him in a night. If people were throwing a sea bomb real. Sam, you're also putting a bit of a sea. Definitely a sea. This is really surprising me. I know who he is, but I asked my 15-year-old daughter. if she knew who he was, and she had no idea. Okay.

Does she know what McCauley Colkin was? Yep, she knew who McCauley Colkin was. I would actually put him as an A, but because he hasn't, he's not that recent, he would be a bit. But I think, even if maybe it's this, maybe if you haven't done anything as an adult, it doesn't matter as long as what you did do transcends different generations. Like if kids know who he is, adults know who he is, then he's a known figure. Okay, well, maybe I'm, maybe I'm way off. I put him in a solid A.

Matt, you're putting it Bubele at a B? Yeah, 100% he's a B. Okay. I mean, you can't put him in an A. You know, if he was at a party with A people, he'd probably get kicked out. Right. But I reckon Tom Cruise would be a Bubele fan.

He would be. He gives Bubele energy. He'd like be at home drinking wine and just like prancing about. But it feels like Bubei, if I'm picturing this hypothetical A-less party and Tom Cruise there and just a beaver and that laughing and cheersing their champagne,

it feels like Bublai would be on stage performing. Okay. Yeah, that's true. But he would have been commanding a pretty penny and it's a half a million dollars to get him to... Yeah, yeah, but he's the help. Now, Rick, we'll go to you last, Lee. You've put Michael Boublay at a B.

Let me ask you this question. Have you ever had a Bouthe bath? No, no, I haven't. Okay, well, maybe he is a Bid then. That's what I do. Sometimes I'll put a bubble baff, then I'll pay some Michael Bueblae call it a Bubla bath. No, he's definitely a bee in my list, for sure.

Well, good on you. you, Rick? Well, I think we're going to have to move them down to a B. I'm outnumbered. Booblae B, Justin Bieber A, and where do McCauley Colkin land?

He's a solid B. A B, yeah. And a couple of people have made a good point that if we're in Canada, the boobs is an A. So we can give him a Canadian hometown A, but a transcontinental B. Melissa, C, what is wrong with you people?

I love how people they're like so seriously. It's like, whoa, okay. I mean, if it's nothing else, this game or this segment brings out the passion People, doesn't it? It does. It really does. I would love to reach out to all the celebrities and congratulate them on their A-list status and we throw like a party here in New Zealand.

I'm not going to read out Carl's text. Well, actually, anyone that does come should be off the A-list. Is that our Carl texting that? It's like something he would say. You're a dirty dog and you need to be stopped. It wasn't me. He's saying some naughty things about grannies and Michael Bublae. That's all I'm going to say.

God. I'm glad my granny's passed away. That's what you're going to say about my granny. What a horrible thing to say. You know what it is? I didn't think about it before I said it. Hey, the Gen Z quiz is up next. Maybe it could be, you know, your beginner's luck?

Maybe it could be the last week luck for our Webgirl Bella. As we try to educate her on things that happen outside of her generation, we will continue to do so until she gets a perfect score, and there is nothing left to teach her. Is she looking smart this morning? Come. Oh, no. That's a power play.

Lesh school. Our Wemkewabella joins us in studio for the Gen Z quiz as we try to educate her on things that happened outside of her generation. If she gets a perfect score, never has to play again. She clocks it, game over.

I've written some questions that I do believe are slightly easier than we normally use. Said every week, let's go. That is true. He does say it every week, doesn't he, babe. Can we get a perfect score?

Here we go. Here is your first question, Bella. What am I doing if I hear this sound. Dialogue. Yeah. What is dialogue? Like turning the internet on?

Yeah. Dialogue is an appropriate answer. Yeah. Let's go. Turning on the computer. Slate, go off queen. And you couldn't actually be on the phone and on the internet the same time

back in the day. It's so annoying. You pick up the phone and hear that and you'd be like, can you get off the internet? What an incredible time it was, hey? Life was simpler. And it would take like five minutes. that's for an image to load.

Yeah. Either set line by line. I remember I'd go home every day. No, that's not a question. After school, dial up into the internet and log into MSN Messenger. Oh, my God. And then chat to your mates. I don't remember that.

I'm too young. Okay, question two. Name this person. After the nationwide, live, coast-to-coast vote, the winner of American Idol. 2024. That's the giveaway. It's the host.

The host of American Idol. Did it for like, oh no, 20 seasons? Yes, I can see his face in my brain. He's still very famous in America. He hosts a radio show over there. Still host, bloody, anything that's paying money. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.

Chris Ryan. Ryan? Ryan? Mm-hmm. Chris Ryan. No, Ryan. Ryan. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. That was right ahead, ladies. That was saved somewhere way in the back of your brain. Love American Idol. Okay, so we're two from two. Yeah. Can we get three from three with this one? Bebo was a type of what?

Oh, golf. I don't even know that. No, I've heard of Bebo. Bebo. I'll give you a slight clue. It was a website. What was the website used for? Bebo.

Messaging. No, no, no. Am I on the right track? Can't say. I'm sending If I was on Bebo Yeah I mean Oh it was it like a Facebooky kind of like

You gotta pay it's a social media Like messaging platform Right Is this the like the best you've ever done? It's so far so good I've gotten four out of five Yeah, never five Absolutely no more slight clues

The crazy thing they sold Bebo in 2008 For 850 million And then two years later It sold again for 10 million someone lost a lot of money on that platform even 10 millions of rip off to be honest okay right ready to get four from four here's your next question

no four from four no four from four then you already get four now I'm so excited just shush your mouth would you yeah just look pretty babe name one of the artists on this song just one Christina Aguilera she's 12

okay we're now equal we've had this small moment before we've been here in the past once or twice if you get this next question right it is five from five ballet you never have to play the game again wow wow wow okay I'm ready no one's feeding her the answers are they no no no I'm sorry got it's ready okay all the producers got their hands up from the early 2000s it went into the mid 2000s what TV show is this the theme to Oh, no, Bella!

It was! How did she go from hitting her hands to knowing the answer? Dan's done a chair throw. The last time he did the chair throw was when we nailed the Bohemian rap when he hit the spot. The wheels come off for cheerloom. Yeah, it's worth it. Babe. Guys, my gosh.

Thank you. Don't thank us. That was, if anything, harder than usual. This has been over like three years in the making. Never have we got a perfect score. I didn't think this was going to happen when I woke up today. Wow. I didn't even know what Bebo was.

I'll be perfectly honest. I am in awe. How does it feel? How does it feel? It feels great. I feel like I can probably clock off now. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah, we've popped up weeks ago. Do you have anyone you want to thank? Cool. My mum, my dad, of course. And, yeah, probably then, for you know. I just want to apologise to the company MediaWorks for breaking the $150 chair. Oh, my gosh. I wonder what's happened to Bella that's given her this, I don't know, like a mental clarity or a real springing her step to call it through.

Somebody is sent through the answers. I swear to God. No, let's give it to her. She's heard. Of course it's your. I'm not. I'm not accusing her of cheating here. I will spend my own money on an internal investigation to find out what happened here. Why are you ruining it?

I just don't know how you go from. What is the theme song? And she goes, hit on her hands. Like, oh my God, I've lost it. And then she goes, the office. But no, I swear to God, because I like knew it. I was, I know. This is familiar.

This is familiar. Then she goes, Chris, Ryan. And we go, yeah, Ryan. Then she goes, Ryan, see Chris. I'm like, I don't know. Chris is in Sea Crest. Clint, why do you always have to bring other people down? because it's not about you.

Clint, you need to go home and watch the movie Slumdog Millionaire A-Sat because that is what's going all about here. It's all there, man. I just go home and take a good, hard, long look at yourself in a mirror. I do that often, Dan. Thank you very much. That's the last thing I need to do. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Oh, how good does it feel when you know you've nailed the perfect gift? It's the best feeling when you're about to give it to them. So good. And you just know. You know what? I don't often nail a gift either. I really struggle with Chris. Christmas gift.

Really? But I think this year I've really nailed it. And it's for my gorgeous, beautiful mother, Jules. Oh, we love Jules. How are we going to make sure she's not listening? Because if she hears what you're about to say, the whole thing's ruined. Perfect. Well, I've got the perfect solution.

She's on the line right now, morning, Mum. Oh, actually, before we bring on, I've got an intro for it. Dan's mom, Julie. Yeah, I'm sort of swinging both ways with him at the moment. I didn't know Dan's mum swung both ways. Hey, Jules. Sorry about that, Mum. God.

I'm not to say anything to you guys. Yeah, I had nothing to do with that intro. We should say, actually, Julie, before we get you on, this call is being recorded for entertainment purposes. Future. Yeah, yeah, trading. I can imagine, yeah. So what we've got you on for, Mum,

is I'm going to talk about your gift that I've purchased for you for Christmas, which you are getting this Sunday. Excuse me, before you go on, you know that I like surprises. Exactly. That's why I've got you on so we can put you on hold so you can't hear it.

No, you're going to go on hold and chat to Carl. You and Carl are going to be having a chat and while you're distracted and we know you won't be listening, that's when we're going to discuss it. Yeah, what's your wheelhouse for presents normally, Julie? Like what do you normally get or what do you normally like?

I bet she's going to say anything. You know, it's the thought that counts. No, you were wrong. She was going to say nothing. Yeah, it's brilliant. Diamonds. Yeah, I don't. anything.

As long as I know that there's a lot of thought's gone into it, put it that way. Well, you'll be pleased to know that there's a lot of thought gone into this. I'm going to put you on hold. You're going to talk to Carl. Good luck to you. And I'm going to inform the nation on what is, in my opinion, the best gift for anybody. You've heard of... Is she on hold?

Yes. He's got her. Okay. My mum loves her grandson, George. Okay. She loves me. She loves family, okay? The thing she loves most is photos.

Oh, I knew this is Raskine. You're absolutely right, Bradshaw. You know how you get a photo frame, and you can get those digital ones. They've been around for many years. Oh, they go through the different photos. They go through different things. There's new ones now. Which I didn't know this was a thing until I did some research.

Wait, let me get it. I need to get a browser open so I can order it before the breaks over because I know my mom's going to love this. You can get the real top of the range Samsung one, but there's also like cheaper options as well in like $100, $150 category. Yes, can do. Digital photo frame connects to an app and you can now have up to five apps connected.

Yeah. And you can send photos from any where in the world to that photo frame. So my mum, I could be taking a photo of George at my house and I can go look at your photo frame now, Mom. I've sent it your photo of George. Why wouldn't you just send it to her phone as a text? And instead of her going from her phone,

get to the text, or then to look at the frame, she can just look at the phone. Well, because it's on a photo frame, it's in her lounge. It's up big. You can get different sizes as well. you can get real massive ones. I guess it's been nice when she comes home and it's almost, I think you don't even text her

and tell her I've taken a photo. Yeah, that's the other option. She gets home and goes, oh my God, that's what they're up to. So maybe I'll get a text bounce back sent for a link with a couple of different options price ranges because you can spend like $400 and get a real boogey one or you can get like small ones that they can just put on their side table

and they're all the same. So you could have multiple family members connected to this device sending your mum. Oh, like all the different grandkids. That's what you mean with multiple people. So like multiple children can put photos of their children All the grandkids I reckon that's such a great idea

Okay, we can get her back Okay And we'll just read maybe some of the reactions From the text that have come through About her gift without giving it away Okay, mum, you're there Yes What did you and Carl talk about that whole time out of curiosity?

Interesting, they were talking a lot Um, oh, just chat Don't worry about it I'll see if it's in it tonight, Jill's love you All right, don't Oh, I love it too. Okay, so there's a lot of people that have texted through. Yeah, she does flirt with producers.

She went on a date with our last one. So, yeah, a lot of people that are texting through going, that is a fantastic idea. You're right, Dan, my mum has one. She loves it. Someone else was saying that you could inappropriately abuse the gift that you've got your mum, but I don't think you would do that.

You wouldn't. Can you imagine, though, accidentally putting a dick pick on that? Oh, blah, blah, blah, blublo. on the graffiti wall. Yeah. So, Mum, you just about gave it away there. But look forward to next Sunday because we're having our Christmas early. Out of curiosity, have you got one of those already?

What? It doesn't matter. Vibrating, you need you. Won't put her on hold. Well, she doesn't want something that she already has. Okay. Trust my mum to get her on at, like, school run time, and she brings that. School's already done, mate.

They wrapped up weeks ago. There we go. Those were the good old days. Someone said, my mother-in-law loves hers. It's so easy to use. Now I'm confused. Which one she's talking about. Yeah.

Just got one button. Fast to slow. All right. No one's using the slow one. If you disagree, next to an app and everything. Have you got a gift that's different to what Dan's got his mom that you're like, no, no, no.

It's a good gift, Dan. But I've got the perfect gift for mum or a family member. All the family members can join the app and control it in mum's one. Too far I'm talking about the photo frame I'm sure If you missed it Unfortunately you missed it

I don't think it's probably Something Dan wants to recap But he said he got the greatest gift For his mum But we just don't want her to Hear what it was Because we had her on hold her But she still might be listening

I hope she doesn't listen The Only fans I know I'm going to have to stop her Because she does listen So just stop her today We were asking if you think You've got the greatest gift for your mum what you got.

Someone said, I don't know, how do we feel about it? A day with me voucher. So it's like they can redeem it, almost like a red card in a flat, I suppose, where they'd be like, right, I want to hang out with you tomorrow. That's lovely. You've got to go out and do things with mum. I disagree.

I feel like that's the kind of thing that you should just do anyway. That's not a gift to hang out with your own daughter or son. Come on. That's lazy. I'd be like you get a whole day with buddy while I sleep. Oh, your son. It feels like a gift to you Oh, I'd be like, I'm going to turn the lights out

I'm closing the doctor, you don't call me unless you're at the hospital You know, I reckon the best thing is for a partner And someone has actually texted this one through as well It's just a night in a hotel But like just for them. Alone? Yeah, alone.

Just being like you get a night off Anytime this January or whatever while you're away You get a night off and a spa treatment as well Funny, someone else text a heated foot spa People's still buying those. They're back. They're back, baby. You have to be at least.

75 to be enjoying one of those surely. Well, Chemist Warehouse sent us all a little Santa sack today full of goodies and in mine I've got one of those like hardcore foot, like heel scrub things to get all the dead. I saw someone like doing that on the train in America just grinding

their like heel skin onto the floor. I've seen your heels. They are but very chapped as well. That's not true but I do have a bit of dry skin and I'm on all I want to do is do but I can't do it in the studio. I'm desperate to go home and do it. Thank you. Or just sand your heels

Disgusting Disgusting Someone else got their mum a bird feeder That feels like it's more for the birds I don't get my mum presents The only people I get presents for a Christmas Are one for buddy And one for Adrian

Huh And like a secret centre Isn't she or you're going there No but even if I was with her for Christmas She wouldn't get me a present And I wouldn't give her a present Why? What happened? When did you fall out?

We didn't we were like really close But we've just never really done Christmas presents. Really? I don't know if it was like a Christian thing growing up where mum was very much about like, oh, I don't know, but we just don't do it. It's good for me though, like way cheaper. But then we'll be good to Adrian's, because he's got like a proper, like

the magic of Christmas family. Then it's like a full family. Your mother and father-in-law get you a gift. Well, they give us cash every Christmas in an envelope. Wait, you still get cash as an adult from your in-laws. It's the best. I used to give my mum massage vouchers when I was a kid. Cute. It's so cute. No, but not a voucher for her to go get one. A massage

from Dan. You know, it's cute when you're a little cute. And I used to do the Daniel special on her back. I used to call it the Daniel special. Don't. Why do you make it that weird?

Why do you do that? What? Come on, come. If anybody's a sexual family, it's you, your mum came in to feel your pet so she could choose different chest. Hey, don't pull me under your butt. I reckon, should I do the Daniel special on you at?

Oh, I love it. Okay, I'll come over there now. You can tell me. Can you make Pony go away? Well, just giving me a message. Sure. Okay, here's the Daniel special. You might be...

Oh, yes. How do you make your fingers do that? Would you like that? You sound just like Dan's mouth. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.

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