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Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting HOOK, and confirms the show is planned for 29 June in Auckland, with Dan cast as Captain Hook and Clint as Peter Pan; Dan’s songs include rewritten versions of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and Limp Bizkit, while Clint sings “I Believe I Can Fly,” and Bella is invited to audition against Meg for Tinker Bell. Meg shares an awkward FaceTime incident from the bathroom during a family call. The show also discusses an AI company hiring “masturbation consultants,” covers a big weekend of sport with Laura McGoldrick, gives away a $100 Mokka voucher, awards $5,000 for Jareth’s dental work, debates “boring” jobs, highlights Tim Payne’s viral follower surge, and gives a $500 Woolworths voucher to Sonia. 00:23 Hook Musical Auditions recap 01:54 Bathroom FaceTime Disaster 05:36 Music Awards Tribute Clip 06:45 Boring Corners Giveaway 07:38 First Call of the day 11:05 Naughty 640  14:03 Hook Role Decision Looms 17:04 Laura McGoldrick joins us  21:14 Hook Merch Brainstorm 25:17 Boring Jobs Stereotypes 28:10 Accountants Debate Continues 30:04 Are Accountants Boring 33:37 Meet the Makeover Winner 37:25 Hook Musical Casting 42:43 Hook Songs Revealed 45:12 Tinker Bell Audition Tease 47:50 Tim Payne Goes Viral 50:04 Long Weekend Plans Chat  

This is a podcast from Rover. Friday going into a long weekend. Super Friday. Clint's favorite day. It is indeed. So good, ma'am. Actually, my favourite day is Saturday because you're not working and you have a day off the next day. But is it not a Friday before a long weekend?

That is pretty good. But I still did have to be up at 4 a.m. this morning. I don't know how that can be a favourite. I woke up this morning like stressed. I'm like, why am I stressed? Oh, that's right, because I rode a play. play when I was 15 and I'm finding out if I'm going to be the lead role today. Yeah.

Whether Clint is going to be the lead role. Lots of feedback on that. I'm guessing you could text a word to 3-3-4-3. Maybe what do we think it would be? Hook. Somebody would have set that up. Give it a nudge. Yeah, it is. Yeah, you can text Hoc. 3-4-3. You can see the video and see the video online.

That makes sense. Yeah. Good guess. Thank you. Yeah. If you want to see both performances, Hooked to 3-343, Clint performing a Backstreet Boys number. Guys, I watched that video maybe about like eight times yesterday. I would have a lull in the day and I'd watch the video again.

I loved it. Meg was only just, the lyrics were only kicking in for her about Hapar 7 at night when she goes, Clint that line calling Peter an orphan is out the gate. It's so messed up. Peter was an orphan. We were like, Peter, you orphaned. But, yeah, but Hux are grown man and he's as a boy. Like, it is messed up.

Actually, last night started watching Huck with the kids. It's on TVNZ Plus. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. And, yeah, Peter Pan and Huck, yeah, not friends. No. No. If you look really closely at the video of me to auditioning,

you can just see a desperate man. that really wanted to make it to Broadway, but didn't quite make it. It's quite sad, actually, if you watch it, pathetic. You've landed an an OK spot. Yeah, we're not too bad. This is the Broadway of New Zealand, isn't it? Yeah, it's a... Across from Meg Mansell.

What a dream. Yeah. Yeah. Lucky you. Yeah. The New Zealand, Patty Millot. What's her name? Anyway.

Susan Boyle? Susan Boyle. No, right. Yeah, New Zealand's Susan Boyle. That's what else. Clint, Megan Dan. Leshko. Yeah, okay, so every night in that kind of crazy,

this sort of time when kids are between dinner and between bed. It's like this. It's just mental at my house. It's like I've got a baby who's getting to that point of being slightly overtired. She's a very vocal child, by the way. Like all she does is yell at us.

She yells and yells and yells. It's all she does. And then Daisy, my four-year-old is, you know, gets the sillies. So we try and get the energy out with talking to the grandparents and stuff on FaceTime and it was my in-laws. turned last night where Nanny and Papa,

Liby is the greatest, and they were chatting to the kids on FaceTime. So I took myself out of the room and thought I will go to the bathroom. I didn't know where this was going, but I was just trying. I'm following you, but maybe I went a little too far ahead. My God, so she left her kids in the lounge and did what you're thinking she's doing. No, I went to the bathroom.

What a terrible parent. I just went to the bathroom. I've got my period. I had some pains. I know, yuck. I know. Whatever. And I was like, okay, the first time I'm not going to have the door opened by the dog or the baby or the child.

Like somebody's not going to open the door. I'm just going to be able to sit in my pain and have some period. Do you not have a lockable door? No, we don't have a lockable door. That's my worst nightmare. Nightmare. My worst nightmare. And I found out through Clinton that lockable doors don't mean anything with kids, though, because they can just open it.

Yeah, so we've got a lockable door. but the kids will just get a knife and then they just kind of put it in and just twist it like a screwdriver and they'll lock it like psychos like psychos yeah and I'll be like get out here

it literally is like they're like Daisy sat next to me when I was in the bathroom yesterday and I was like do you not do you want to be here she's like yeah I just just always they just always want to be around me always which is a huge compliment obviously but not when

the door jungle open so I can see the door handle rattling and I'm on Daisy's come out she would have left the grandparents that's fine door jiggling open first thing I see

I swear to God is the iPad come round the corner and I make direct contact with my father-in-law my mother-in-law on this iPad sitting full FaceTime and Daisy peaks me on the corner to be like

there's mum and I'm just sitting on the toilet like full proper pants down eye contact I go, Daisy. I also yell, Guy, like, where is he? On the couch? And they're like, oh God. He got into his room and was doing the thing

he was talking about, Cleggledon. And bless her, bless her, my mother-in-law, she goes, oh, we didn't see anything. Oh, no, I know you did because we were eye contact. You always say that to be nice. A decent amount of seconds. It's the most vulnerable position to be sitting on the toilet. Get a lock on your door.

I know. My daughter was like just filming on my phone and was just going. goes into the bathroom, my wife sitting there on the toilet and she starts filming her. You don't know what to do? And Jay was like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Give it that. But I thought it was funny and I posted it on Instagram.

My wife did not think that was funny. No. Well, oh, I wonder why. Yeah. And it's because there's nothing you can do. Because you're sort of sitting there. You can't stand up. You can't cover yourself. You're just there. Thank God I wasn't wearing a jumpsuit. It's helpless. And, you know, it's not hopeless. Yeah. If you wear like overall as well, you've got to take the whole lot off.

They would have definitely seen something there. Oh, God. Oh, God, the things they would have seen here. Anyway, oh well, Meg, there you go. There's a lesson, get some locks. Go to Bunnings this weekend. There's a long weekend chore for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice.

A little ring on. Clint, Meg and Dan. Tammy now, Nielsen brought a supergroup of women on stage for a tribute to Dame Jules' Top last night at their Aoteiroa Music Awards. Being a twin is such a... Oh, no, not that, but is there another bit of audio there, sorry? Tammy Nielsen.

Oh, no, might not have gone through. We'll just play Linda Top. speech there for her sister. Being a twin is such a beautiful thing to be. Not once in that 40 years did we ever rehearse. Yeah, yeah. She did a beautiful, beautiful speech on stage and in the next scandal

I'll get that Timmy Nielsen supergroup. Here it is, I think it is here, but. Intouchable, girls. Untouchable, girls, untouchable, making it their own? Yeah. So thanks for the whitening home. So smart with confidence.

Untouchable. Untouchable. Okay. First call of the day is next. Oh, 800 years if you'd like it to be you. Let me see what I can do for you. Oh, it's our last day to give away the $100 mock voucher.

Furniture design for New Zealand homes. If you're looking for a new piece, or you've just got a really like boring corner of the room, you're like, what can I put in there? What if you've got, my house has got multiple boring corners? You don't want boring corners. Okay. What would you do if I had a boring corner

What would you put in it? I'd put a real warm, like, lamp in there Or a warm lamp in a plant Yeah Clint's got like beanbags everywhere in his house I feel like he's got, oh there's a boring corner Put a bean bag there He's got a house of beanbags

There are too many There is a lot of space But when you are watching the game It's brilliant There's always somewhere to sit I've never seen a bigger beanbag than at Clint's house You could put seven people in one of his beanbags And there'd still be enough room for him for more

Yeah once I get Megan there She's going nowhere Like in the B-Bet You've said once you're in one you can't get out Clint Meg and Dan First call of the day First call of the day Hey Harley from Christchurch

Oh Harley's a great name Morning Harley Morning Morning How are you a steel Is it a steel fixer Yeah Reinforcing

All right of course Of course What do you think he does then Enforces stuff Reenforces what Like I'd imagine it would be like with houses so you get an old place. It's got some old wooden foundations you're putting steel in there.

Beams in there so nothing comes down. Yeah, houses, any buildings that need a foundation before the concrete goes. Yeah, Clint, see I knew. Well, that's probably because it says Steel Fixer Foundation's next to his name. Yeah, well, I made a guess. Okay, there we go. That's proper work, by the way, because my old man pours concrete retaining walls and all that

until he retired. He did it 30 years. And if I ever went and gave me hand for a few days, Harley, I was bugged. Now, Harley, girlfriend of seven years, is there a ring on the way? No, not at the moment. That was a very sure.

You did not hesitate. I didn't even get a chance to play the thinking music. No, I don't know. And fair enough, maybe it's not for them. But you've got kids, mate, so you're more committed anyway with children than a marriage. Yeah. Yeah, I have a mate who I don't think is ever planning on getting married.

She's like forever engaged and she's happy with that. Yeah, and that's fine. It's just a piece of paper at the end of the day for some people. Hey, what do you need furniture-wise? We've got a $100 Mocker voucher for your Harley. What are we thinking the place needs? Maybe a new dining table, just like a little one. Yeah, okay.

How many boring corners in your house would you say, in Clint's words? You've got to fill them with something. Oh, there's heaps. There's heaps, brother. Well, good. Today at maca.comot.com. Buy one. Get one 50% off. so yeah you can get your voucher bro and get amongst

doing a bit of purchase ahead of the long weekend Harley appreciate your time bro have a great weekend you got many plans no not much I've got league on Saturday oh you're playing league how you guys going average pretty good and the Waz taking on the Panthers

first place second Sunday night how good oh we're going to win definitely that's our year Harley I see they've got Nathan Cleary on the interchange bench. So I'm not sure whether they'll need a market. It doesn't matter.

We've got tomorrow market. Oh, how good is he going? Charles deita. Mate, three tries and three assists in two games or something. He's going hard. Yeah, pretty good, eh? Should we just leave you guys to it, Megan I'll leave? You guys do the Warriors chat.

You stay there, we'll get your boring corners pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mocka.com.com. If you do want to get amongst that, buy one, get one 50% off today only. Some good deals there. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a hell of a game. I might get through some Warriors stats later on this morning. It's incredible how well they're going this season.

I feel like it's been being very quiet as well from the Warriors fans this year. No one's going at sail year. No one's going up the wars. They're just slowly confident, quiet. Yeah. We're going to catch up with Lorham Goldrick as well. A head of a massive weekend of sports.

We'll catch over there about quarter past seven this morning. She'll chuck a few things on our radar. She's one of the best at it. And Meg has a naughty 640. Oh yeah. I do. If you're looking for a new job, I've seen a listing that you might be interested in.

Okay. Do you want to change it up? 19 to 7, we'll get to it next. Clint, Megan, Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640. All right, there is a job, actually a few jobs that an AI company advertising for. They'll pay you $2,000 a month.

What do you think about that? American. So $3,500,000-ish? $2,000 a month? Yeah. It's not much at all. No, it's not much. Like it is, you could probably just straight by.

Like 750 a week in New Zealand. Yeah, I don't think. It's more like, I guess, additional money. It's less than minimum wage, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan, how many of your robot cars could you get with that? 750 a month, a week? Well, if it was an extracurricular job, then, yeah, God, yes, very good.

Right, well, what it will do is it will pay you $750 a week to test its intimacy feature, which is its daily guided masturbation. Right. That sounds like a bit of you, Dan. I mean, if I'm getting paid for it, I'm currently doing it for free. So, a company offers sexy online chatbots. That's what they're doing, sexy online chatbots, and they're hiring masturbation consultants.

That is the top job title, so that's what it is, to help develop the self-pleasureing feature. So you will have to follow along with what they tell you to do, and then you go, oh, no, that's a weird move. Oh, no, you know, you give it feedback and go, that's not right. So it's an app to teach people how to touch themselves. Well, it's an app that's got scantily clad robot women and they're saying what for you to do.

And then it's meant to feel real. Oh, but they need the robot to know what's good, so they need humans to tell the robot. So the robot can then tell us. I tried one of those chatbots. I remember we tried it for a while back where they first came out where it's like this automated thing where you're chatting to a robot and it's supposed to be AI

and seems like a real person. I don't know. It wasn't for me. But I can see if you may be lonely and you had no one else. You could talk to them. Well, it's a four-week well-being study, $2,000 a month, and it does say test a daily guided masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep, and mood.

That's what you have to do. If you want to do it, you can Google it, Joy, J-O-I. They've got 10 people they're looking for, 10 masturbation consultants. How, um... Consultant-h, consultants. How often do you have to do it? Does it say? It doesn't say, Clint.

Okay. Clint sounds like he's interested. Well, I mean, it's $750 to. Do I have to like announce that I'm doing it? So it's private. I can just keep it to myself. You don't have to post it on your socials. Send me the link. I feel like producer car would also be good at it.

He's already got it. He's not in here, so maybe he's got it. Maybe he's taken off to go download it. He's already got the job. He's not on the booth. Okay. Not a bad gig. Who's going to play the lead in our hook musical

that Dan wrote 20 odd years ago. Both Dan and I have auditioned. today. If you miss the auditions, we'll recap them for you. Coming up before we hit 7 o'clock. I've got another job. I'm pulling out. Clint, Meg and Dan. While rummaging through the boxes in Dan's mum's basement, found was not only a Dan's diary,

but a musical written by the young virgin. And now, much to the disdain of the adult Dan, Meg is making nightmares come true and bringing the production to life for one night only. I am so excited for this. as you may or may not have seen, both Dan and Clint have now auditioned for the lead role,

Hook in Hook, the musical monologue by Dan and Megan Mansel. Oh, she just added herself now. To be fair, I feel like I have a little bit of a name saying now. So Daniel, you did a very beautiful, rewritten song as Hook. Very musical theatre vibes.

Sky, one step at a time. We'll bring. him down it's the swell of the sea yeah the swell of the sea is just stunning I must say very well done to you it was really beautiful yeah yeah

and then Clint he did die die die in a very different rendition of hook I want to see you walk that blank pity die I want to rip your body into blast my cannon inside of you

walk the plank matey I'll see you one more time, Pity-di-da-da-da. I watched that video. If you haven't seen it yet, you can text Hook to 3-3-4-3. I'll send it back to you. It's brilliant. Yeah, it's still open, right? Have you made your decision about who's playing Hook yet? Because the person that doesn't get the role?

You know what, Dan, I have made it, but I could also, my mind could be changed between now and there. You're right. There's no real losers because if you don't get Hook, you get Peter Pan. Yeah. Hook is the lead and you get two songs, so it's one of those things that you're fighting for the lead. And the great thing is you are going to be able to come and see this show live as well. Meggs says we're putting it on at some point next month. Meg's worried the theatre doesn't have enough seats.

I am. I am behind the sense I am. I would like to put on two nights. I don't know if I can get the theatre for two nights. Oh, like a matinee one, like a Sunday arbo. Do a Saturday night and a Sunday arvo. That would be great. It is very much.

So the date we're looking at, tentatively, is the 29th of June, so it's exactly a month today. And is it where is it? Like, is it in Auckland? It's in Auckland. So I think if it goes well, surely we take it to other places. Look who's getting into it. Oh, God, we can embarrass ourselves over and over.

Clint, now we're in. I think we just need to, like, put our heads down and make it good. It's up to us. Well, it still is essentially a play that was written by a 15-year-old boy. Yeah. You know, so I think we need to really put our heads down, bottoms up. Uh-huh. And really pull this together.

So we do need our lead. I am sitting here with, as the director, thinking I know who the leader is, but if you are very passionate about it, please let me know text 334-3, if it should be Dan or Clint from watching the video online. It's going to be a massive weekend of sport

going into the long weekend, and Laura McGradrick, she knows more than most. She's the busiest woman in media, and she takes the time out of her busy life to catch up with us on a Friday morning. Morning, Laura. Hey, babe.

Good morning, you beautiful people. How are you? Right back, catch you're doing very well. You're going to be working all weekend probably, aren't you? Again? Yeah, I just decided, do you know what, these weekends are overrated? And I am going to get myself involved with as much sport that I can't play as possible. And here we are.

All right, it's a big weekend for the Warriors this weekend, right? It is such a big weekend. So that's on Sunday, and that is 1v2 in the competition. So we're obviously sitting in second place, and the Panthers are painfully good. But I've been doing my homework, and the only thing, that's different between the tourbusters, they keep winning the championship, and the premiership, and we haven't yet. So that's the only difference on paper.

So make of that what you will. So in terms of NRL, that's good. Some of us are still reeling from state of origin this week, which my team won, which was a beautiful moment for me personally. Laura, what do you reckon the chances are that the New South Wales boys who played on Wednesday back up against the Warriors? Well, so I don't know. I really am not sure.

It'll be interesting to see what they do there because they, That was a full-on game of footy. It was hectic. And for the blues to come from behind like that and win the damn thing, I would be thinking that they'd need a rest, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I like the Panthers without Nathan Cleary. You know, like there's a lot of things to consider there.

But there's also lots of rugby on as well, starting with tonight, and you should be tuning in to watch me, just because I still haven't figured out what I'm wearing. But it's the Crusaders and the Hurricanes, which is a really spicy comp. So the Hurricanes are number one in the comp at the moment, and the Crusaders are fighting for a home.

qualifier final and you know you want them to have a home qualifier final in their first year with that new stadium I mean that would be nice just to jump in Laura do you have to be careful what colors you wear so it doesn't look like you're supporting one team yeah I can't me wear colors that looked like I'm supporting one team oh you do you look back if you look back like the opening round is super round I wore a black dress and red lipstick because I'm a crusader's girl right yeah I'm always I'm always I'm always sure about that I'm worried about that that that's the details only I can worried about the result but that's absolutely fine and then on Saturday Moana Pacifica is playing the Brumbes and this could be the last time we see Moana Pacifica hopefully not hopefully something can be figured out there but

that is their last game of the competition so get around and support those boys that's on Saturday at 4.30 and then another big one which is the Blues Chiefs another top of the table clash and that is at FMG Stadium in the Waikato and that starts at 7 o'clock on Sky Sport 1 as well so there is

plenty of sports. Your air malls must through the roof with you going here, there and everywhere? Yeah, but I'm still not quarter black, which really upsets me. We're going to do something about that. That's not right. Can somebody do something about that? If we are talking about EMRs, I'm really glad you've boarded up. Thank you.

Thank you very much. It's a real bug bear of mine. All right, well, we look forward to watching over the weekend, up the wires. I hope the boys get it done. And we look forward to catching up with you again next week. Thank you so much, Laura. Oh, I probably will because I love you so much. You guys have a fabulous day.

Have a great weekend and we'll see you on the other side. Bye, Lerner. She's the best. See ya. Wow, it's like she's speaking a different language to me. I love having her on because I said, I go, what a woman. Yeah, just like talking sport and just, but knowing what she's talking about. Yeah, even the boys in the booth, I can see the mouth being so hot.

She's so hot. I was thinking she's cool it, intelligent and all those things as well. What's the equivalent? What would a guy stereotypically have to be very knowledgeable? and know all about where you'd be like, damn. In my world, probably like a book series that I'm reading. You know, like a fantasy book series and he can break it down and say this, but the character's leading this character.

That's what it would be for me, I think. Or make a hell of a chutney. Yeah, or make a hell of a chutney. Oh, yes, Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. 18. For 10 seconds. Hello, you good.

Stay there. Clint Megan Dan podcast. Dean on the Edge, Clint Meg and Dan. of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. The radio gods shine down on you sometimes. We got very lucky looking for a Dan's diary a few weeks back and instead stumbled across a musical. A musical that Dan wrote at age 15

and Meg is now forcing us to actually live it out and perform it on stage exactly a month from today. Yeah, a woman of the people. A woman of the people. So we're finding out who our hook is at 8. We've decided we will need merch. My husband has for some reason taken on that role for himself. He's going to be the merch guy on the night.

I can't control him. I just want to quickly preface that. I love that man. He is my best friend in the whole world. I have no control of what he says. What's his credentials? We can talk to him about it. Morning guy.

Morning. What's your credentials in the fashion industry? I just like to know. Well, in terms of merchandise, I wear a lot. He knows what he likes to buy, I guess. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if you'd put that on a CV, would you?

Okay, so how many different times? types of, like tea, are we looking to design? Is it just one, ten? I've got a buddy, Carl, at the copy center, who can do a lot of stuff. He can do magnets, he can do key rings, mugs, t-shirts, hoodies and stuff. So I guess it's up to you guys what we want. But I'm thinking just t-shirts. And I don't know why you guys were selling me like, oh, I can't control guy.

What's he going to say? I've got great ideas. Okay. Okay. Well, give us a bit. Well, I don't think they're great. They're not like out of the gate. Okay, cool.

So I thought we could just go start off, start off tape. Like, now that's what I call Hook Volume 1, you know, because it's a musical, like the old school CDs. We've got Captain Hook's second hand store, a little bit of a play on word. Oh, stick in hand. We've got if we want to, yeah, we could go back two years and we could go hook tour, like hot, you know, the hook tour girl, but it could be a picture of her. Oh, that must be a little niche.

How about that? Yeah. It's a little niche. Put that in the definite. Maybe we do that as like if we've got a tour. I've got 99 problems and a crock 8-1. 8-1? That one.

That one was Jadjibb-T. And then I've got a picture of Peter and Wendy hitting a bong and it says flying high. Okay. Right, so maybe no. I want that one. Yeah, and then there's another one, and it's a picture of Clint or hook, and it could say peg me.

Right. Yeah. Okay. And then I've got, oh no, the last one I thought, because, I mean, it's a merch for your show. So we could just be a logo of the play as a T-shirt. And it could just say, written by Dan Webby, sausage roll enthusiast and virgin. Okay. Right.

I will say this. Pull me down for three of those. I hate all of those ideas. You're fired. All right. Well, there's definitely something there, mate. Oh, yeah. We've got lots to work with.

Lots of the word with. So fridge magnets, coffee cups, T-shirts, the lot coming. I reckon the more than Mary-Lay, the more stuff you have, the better. Yeah. You want a full stand. Okay, cool.

The last one with all the urge and stuff. It's a lot of fit on a magnet. I don't know if it has to be a bloody big magnet. It's a big magnet. All right, thanks, babe. Love you. Love you. Bye.

Okay, well, at least we've got our best man on the job. Yeah, yeah. He's the only one that wants to do it. Yeah. Okay, take the edge off my life. happening in 20 minutes if you've registered. We could be calling you, just make sure you answer correctly so you can take that free cash going into the weekend.

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Clint, Megan, Dan. But right now we are talking occupational stereotypes. Stereotypes, I guess generally true, but there are always exceptions to the rule, and that's what we're going to find out after we stereotyped physiotherapist and last week nurses. There's been a list

released in Australia. Okay. That is talking about people that are the most boring people and what they do for jobs. So it's not necessarily the job itself that's boring. It attracts boring people. And it attracts boring people. Oh, I see what you're saying. Which is a bit mean

because it makes it personal, doesn't it? It does. Yeah. But number three, and I would Has it a guess that No, I wouldn't agree with this one. Electricians. Apparently people that are in the electrician industry are boring. I could not disagree more. Like my father-in-law, brother-in-law and brother,

all electricians. Wow, really? You come from a long line of them, don't you? I do, do. My electrician, Anthony, he drives a Harley, full of tats. Yeah, no, absolutely not. Yeah, full of tattoos. My brother goes to raves around the world.

Like, I wouldn't say they're boring at all. I mean, what's the definition of a boring person? If I think of it, I think of someone that just never goes out, not very social. Why are you pointing to me? I'm not, I'm not. I'm the same as you, Meg. Maybe we're boring.

We should be electricians, apparently. Number two on the list was librarians, which I sort of agree with. Because if you're a librarian, you're obviously the type of person that likes quiet. Yeah, but they also are very educated. They read a lot of books. They'd be very smart.

I wouldn't find that boring. Are they educated? Yeah, well, if you're reading lots of books, you'd be educated. Do you have to read lots of books to work in a library? I don't know why I should want to work that. Apart for the books.

I don't think you can read a book and go, I'm educated. Really? No, you have to get official... I disagree. I think you can read lots of books and be educated. Yeah, true, because the books are knowledge, right? Maybe it depends on the type of books you're reading that. Angry, Hungry Caterpillar. Okay, and the number one profession that attracts boring people.

And I'm sad to say it, I agree. Accountants. Yeah, and Jono called it as well. Johnny takes through accountants question mark now it I've probably got to guess that One of my good friends is an accountant And he's a bit of a wrong and You agree

He's a bit boring I do like when someone challenges the stereotypes So and there will be exceptions Do you disagree Accountants are the most boring people Oh you're like oh my God You have not hung out with my mate Sarah Is an accountant

She is wild Friday from 4pm The fun is craziest person Is it unfair that accountants have been painted with this boring brush? Put it this way. The accountant I know he's got a white van and he doesn't need

the van. He drives it, he just drives it around. What did it have got to do with anything? Boring, isn't it? What do you mean? It's a white van. You need the van, fine. It's the edge. Clint, Megan's and stinky boo. Right now, though, we're doing the occupational stereotypes

coming in at the most boring types of people end up getting into accounting, according to this list. Electricians were three, Liberians, two, an accountant. Supposedly the most boring, not necessarily the occupation, but the most boring people gravitate towards it as a job. It sounds harsh, doesn't it me?

Because you go, oh, I'm sure there's some exceptions to the rule, including this lady that's text through saying, I get called the unaccountant accountant. She's got tats, piercings. Definitely not boring. Wow. Although you sound very defensive. Well, what about this one?

I worked at Zero, which is an accounting software. I left because everyone there was so boring. Really? Okay, well let's go to Nicole. Nicole, you're sticking up for them, not boring. Yeah, so kind of, she is definitely against the stereotype, but the people she works with are, so it is tricky. But she's like the most interesting person I've met.

We met actually on Facebook Marketplace when I sold her something. Are you became friends from that? Do you want to hang out? Wow. We're really good friends. She's like, do you want to go to a comedy show? And I was like, okay. Hold on a second.

That's more interesting than this whole thing. How long were you chatting after the handover of the thing? Well, it was actually because I was like, oh, here's my address. I'm number 138, you know, whatever street. And she goes, oh, I'm number 130. And I was like, what? That's crazy. Wow.

And so you literally, I'm new to the neighborhood. Do you want to be friends? Oh, fair enough. And so you decided that you'd sort of hang out. That's so cool. She, like, asked you to be a friend. Yeah, we go for walks, we go thrifting. Like a kid would.

You know, kids just hang out and they go want to be friends and they go, yep. So she sounds like a spontaneous type. So maybe they aren't boring. That's an exception to the rule. Okay. It'd be such a compliment if somebody rang up a radio station just to say, I just want to stick up for this person because they're the most interesting person I know. Yeah.

What a compliment. Okay, let's go to Kelly. Kelly. Hello. Hello, Kelly. The stereotype is that accountants are boring and you're with one. Oh, you're living with a relationship. I am with an accountant, yes.

I also work in corporate. But I think, look, some definitely are boring. I think you get some that are pretty straight. I think my partner's an accountant. And he certainly takes the organized category. But I think similar to the previous caller, I mean, he's got a personality. And maybe that is not very nice to other accountants.

That's the standard, you know. But would you say, like, face value, if you had to be honest, is he boring? No, I don't think I'm fitting that category either. Okay, when was the last time he danced on a table? Oh, that's not boring. No, I mean, yeah, no, come Friday, not so risk averse. Not so risk of it.

Okay, exactly. It's on a Friday. Okay, okay. So, so far it's been looking pretty good for accountants, right? One more, Jess, you are an accountant. Are you boring? Yes, I am. No, I'm not boring, and my colleagues aren't boring either.

There we go. But you sound boring. How does she sound boring? I'm joking. I'm not boring, yes. What are you doing going into the long weekend? What are your plans? I'm going to do some work on my house

because we're renovating our house. I'll probably do some work because we're really busy at work at the moment. Dane. Sounds boring. That's not boring. It's not good. I'm on your team.

It's your sounding very defensive. If Jess blinks me a message going, come around for a drink, I don't know. I don't want to get stuck there helping with the rentals. Good idea, Jess. I'm sure you're not boring. I'm sure you're lovely. No, no.

They're just playing, Jess. Although I will say this. maybe the job makes you boring. I was working. I had to do an Excel spreadsheet the other day, and I genuinely was like, end it now. Edge breakfast with Clint Meg and Dan. Anything with numbers, though, does that with Dan.

Very shortly, you could be getting a phone call from us. Take the edge off my life. Make sure you answer with those words if we do call you. Also, if you entered He-Man, level up your man. We could be calling you for that. $5,000 makeover coming. And who's going to be hook? I wouldn't be going anywhere if I was you in the next few minutes.

Clint McGee Dan. We've had this really epic prize that you could be winning all week if you've registered. Hopefully you've jumped on Rover and you've nominated yourself or the man in your life to level them up thanks to the new He-Man movie Masters of the Universe. Five thousand bucks. Amazing prize, right? It's crazy, yeah. How good, so ours have been a lot of different things.

A lot of people wanting hair transplants in Turkey. Yeah, and they're more expensive than I thought they would be. Yeah, I know. A lot of money to be spending. You get a really good to pay for that. It's one thing you really, really don't need, Aime, my darling. Oh, thank goodness. Yeah, you've got such a good header here.

Yeah, shame about my face, but my hair's there. No, no, that's not what I said. That's not what I said. Yeah, there's teeth. It's just bad fashion as well. There's a lot of different reasons that a lot of women, to be fair, have registered their man going, it's five grand.

Because have you seen those photos of, like, celebrities before money, and then now with money? or Christiana Rinaldo. Any celebrity, really. Before and after money. I mean, it can make a difference. But as long as you are happy, you know, if it is annoying you, then get it fixed.

Okay. You've got ourselves a winner? We do have ourselves a winner. I don't believe that... I don't know if he knows he's been up for it or not because I believe his partner put him up. Okay. Jarith, good morning.

Yeah, good morning. How are you going? Good morning, Jarrett. Jarith, do you know what you're up for? What prize you're up for? Is your partner Courtney, your wife? No, no, court hasn't told me anything. I don't know what this is about.

Oh, okay. It's a good Friday for you, bro. Okay. It's a great Friday for you, Jareth. I've got Courtney on here. Should we get Courtney on? Yeah, get caught on. Hi, Courtney.

Hi, guys. Hi, Courtney. So your husband, Jarith, has a need of what you would think is a makeover. Why? I've nominated him for some dental work He's been wanting to get done. And it's just extremely expensive. So that's what I've put him up for.

It is expensive, isn't it? Especially when it's cosmetic stuff. They charge through the roof. So as it true, he's missing some teeth. And then he was saving up the money to get it fixed. And then instead had to spend that money on what? Well, yeah, we did have the money saved. And then he put it aside and we bought a fireplace in our new house.

So we had an old house with just one heap pump. And it was not doing it. So it was a very cold winter. So he said, look, I'm just going to put it off and we'll do a fireplace. So I'm just so grateful for him for doing that. I know. It's just been the best thing. Why not have both?

Why should you have to choose between teeth and a fireplace? How many teeth are you missing currently, Jarrett? At the moment, I was pretty interesting to talk about, as long. But I'm missing about five, but I've got, like, there are a Wiggly. I was real terrible with dental health when I was younger, and it's just, you sort of taken over. and that's the son of I sort of just deal with now. But yeah, so no, there's quite a few missing,

but they're all ready to sort of come out at the moment, which is, yeah. Do you find, Jarrett, because I've heard people talk about this, if they don't have great teeth, you, like, go out of your way to almost try not to smile because you don't want to show your teeth when you're out in public? Sometimes, yes, but I also work in retail as well, so I'm front-facing with the public every day. So it's one of those things that I've sort of,

sort of comes to grips with it, but it's always something that's in the back of my mind, wrong. Are people judging me because of how bad they look? Oh, bless that. Well, that's hopefully one thing you don't have to worry about much anymore because your wife, Courtney, nominated you for this,

and you say it's a bit embarrassing, and I'm sorry that it feels embarrassing, but hopefully it is going to pay off for a good reason because we are giving you $5,000 together. Oh, my God, are you serious? Five grand, man, make the team done. Get a few other things done, Jarrett. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, really? Yeah. Oh my God, that's incredible. You can get those teeth fixed. You don't have to think about it anymore or worry about it anymore. Somebody that gave up something that was on their mind for so many years to keep his family warm, I think. deserves to have some money for himself.

Oh, my God, thank you so much. You're welcome, Tara. Oh, now we're all crying. You've got a good one in court, how it sounds, Gerith? Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Yeah, you can, oh, God, you do. Okay, we'll give you the five grand. You guys just make sure you go and get out into cinemas

and check out He-Man Masters of the Universe. They're the ones to be thanking because they're going to be leveling you up, Jarrett, with five grand, mate. We'll get that into your bank account ASAP. Okay. Thank you so much. He's not going to be able to keep her hands off you soon.

You can't. You guys have a great weekend, okay? Go celebrate. Yeah, thank you so much. We really appreciate it. Oh, you're a good band. Not like Anna. He was saying thanks all the way through that.

It was lovely, was they? Yeah, legends aren't born. They are forged exclusively in cinemas. June 4th, Masters of the Universe. I appreciate you guys giving us such an incredible prize in finding a really deserving winner. All right. Oh, speaking of winners, boys.

It is going to be a hard pivot. Here, let me try this. Hook, the life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. I actually don't think Hook was famous for his dental hygiene. No. No, no, he wasn't. So we have had our auditions for the boys, Dan and Clint,

and we are going to find our hook, our main lead, coming up next. Okay. A production that I wrote when I was 15 at high school. I've made my decision. Who knew it would be putting on in 2026? It's the edge. Clint, Megan Dan. White Keys, 14 past 8, The Edge.

While rummaging through the boxes in Dan's mum's basement, found was not only a Dan's diary, but a musical written by the young virgin. And now, much to the distinctions, date of the adult dad, Meg is making nightmares come through and bringing the production to life for one night only. Exactly a month from today, Meg, so she's booked a theatre. Oh, that scares me.

A month is not a long time. And we don't even know who we're playing. I tell you what, I'm actually starting to stress up because there are so many props that I've also run into the script that we need to source. Carl, I'll talk to you after the show. You need to find me a bed and a window we can break through. Have we doing a professional, like, production? I don't know my lines by now.

I haven't even seen the lines. Okay, well, you're going to get them soon because you boys are about to find out the roles you will be playing the musical. Yeah, if you did miss it. Was it a couple of days ago? It feels like a lifetime. Dan performed this audition.

We'll bring him down. It's the swell of the sea. Very serious take on our hook. Yeah, I didn't realize as well when I started writing my version, I didn't know Dan was going to do that. So mine sort of stands out as a stark comparison. I want to see you walk that plant, piti, dot, da, die.

I want to rip your body into, blast my cannon inside of you. It's a catchy lyric. Yeah. All right, now we have been taking votes on social media on Instagram. The poll is in. Look, I also want to say, you've been texting in who you think. Clint or Dan should play the label. Did you say they've been sexting in?

Yeah, they've had a couple of weird ones. Especially about you in quotes. I don't know why they're sending nudes with the vote. It seems odd. But anyway, what do you want to do? You've been voting, and I am taking all of the votes into consideration. As the director, it is. My say is final. If you did send in a nude, that was counted as two votes. It was indeed.

My hook and lead for Hook the musical. 2026 is. Dan Webby. Come on, Riozie! Irene's happy, Irene. You voted for Dan. Oh, yes, I did. Oh, my God, I'm so happy.

He's our hook. He's our hook. Were you one of the ones that seem to know it in as well? Hey. That's a yes. That's a strong. Okay, Daniel Webby. Ah, hook.

Two songs in the show. You're going to take it seriously. I know you are. Clint, you did a fantastic job. And you did shock me with how good you were. I think you'd be a fabulous pan. Yeah, and I will say, Dan, I mean, you wrote it, so it's your musical.

I think it only right, you play the lead. Oh, yes. Not only should you play it, I think you deserved it, and you earned it with your performance. And now you boys next are going to find out the songs you will be singing in the musical that have been written in by Dan Webbeabun who is 15.

Now, that makes me nervous, because I can't remember what I'd put in the show. Have you added any songs, Meg, or is... There have been one song added, but not these ones. No. So I'm officially Peter Pan, though. You are officially Peter Pan. Congratulations, Clint.

You can start fitting Spandex if you want. We can go along to some Spandex shops. Yeah, Spanhex and a very short top. My only request is I would like my character to be able to fly, so I would like some rigging. Carl. Thank you, mate. God, this sounds time consuming. Don't worry, you got a whole 30 days.

They're going to harness as well. That's scary. Wow. They're going to get a real eye full if you're at the right level. You want front row seats for this show. You'll still be able to see at the back, though. I done, Dan! Yeah, congrats, Ray, where's my husband?

On the Edge. 21 past 8, Clint, Meg and Dan, it's going down in a month's time. Hook, the life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. Don't know how much confidence I have in a script that Dan wrote when he was 15 years old, but Meg has adapted bits and pieces. I have indeed. I would say it's about 10% me, truly. So if you do get to come along to the show,

I don't know if we'll live streamer or we'll film it, but there'll be a way that you can see it. If you don't get to come along to the show, just know, 90% is Daniel. It'll be a fun game when you watch you. You'd be like, that was Meg, that bit. So Dan, if you missed it, has officially been announced as the lead. He is hook.

Thank you, and I'll do your hook justice. Now, one exciting thing is that I've decided to put your version Swell of the Sea as the opening song Dan. Oh, thank you. It was so good that I want to add it to the show. So it's a third song. Yes, you have two other songs to sing. Three songs. Wow. You have two other songs to sing. So one of your

songs. Because I don't remember, is these the ones that I wrote? Well, you didn't write a song. You took very famous songs that you must have liked in the day and changed some of the lyrics. This is one of them from Erosmith. I don't want to miss a thing, but you've change the lyrics to

and now I've got a hooky thing and now I've got a hooky thing. That's amazing. Oh, I'm so glad I'm not hooked now. Try it. Here we go. I'm not a hokey thing.

Oh my God. It's amazing. And you've also got your other song, very different. As I said, I think this one must have been on your maybe one of your CDs, but it's Limp Biscuit. It's just one of those stuff.

It's actually, but you want to justify Rip him Peter Pan's head off. Brilliant. So you've changed the lyrics. Far out, she sounds like he changed like 5% of these songs. That's a jarring two different songs. Yeah, so I'm thinking that you're going to just have to work out. Who would have thought I lost?

But actually, I might have actually come out the winner here. Well, Clint, you get your song. He only gets one? He just gets the one. And again, this is what you chose when you, 20 years ago, Dan. Clint, you are doing Ronan Keating's version. of I believe I can fly.

Oh, I see why it's the Roan Keating version. Oh, I don't think I did it as the Ronan version. I think it was another artist which we shall not mention. We shall not mention him, so we're not going to have him in the... This is a dish, you do I want to... I can touch the sky. Oh, I got the better song. What is the lyrics for that one?

Oh, so what he does is, you haven't changed anything, really, in that one. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. So it's a lot. You say I see me running through hooks open door. Brilliant. So that's changed there. And there it is, boys, so I'll give you your scripts and stuff. We can start learning and practice. And we've got our hook in Dan Webby.

We have our Peter Pan, including Rambal. Tinkerbell is Megan Mansel, and we're going to be, I guess, in one month's time doing... I don't know. You don't have to audition. You can't just assume the role. There's the three of us, and there's one... No, but don't... I'm the producers included?

Yeah, of course. Well, yes. But there's... Producer Brady, producer Carl, and our Webb Gell Bella. She's not here. She's away. She's away. Bella can sing too.

Bella would be a great Tinkerbell. Call her, see if she wants it. If she wants it, Meg has to audition. If Bella doesn't want it, fine. You can have it. She'll want it. Meg, you... I just assumed because...

I mean, Meg needs a role, obviously. I do need it. Well, if I'm not Tinkerbell, who am I? Smee. Oh, that's good. I love that. There's no loser. Whoever loses.

Tinkerbell gets Smee. Get Smee. Good. Oh, God. Does Smee get a song? Yeah. Hello, Bella speaking. Bells.

important important phone call where are you today by the way and we've got web videos that need to be edited just out of chilling yeah working from home okay so

Meg wants to be Tinkerbell I just assumed I'd be Tinkabelle because and she can have it but if you also want it then we feel you should be able to audition for it

Bella do you want to yeah are you joking but can I actually be it or I have to I knew she would. And you know what? The thing is going to be a hard fight for you, Meg,

because Bella can sing. Yeah, she's musical. She can play the piano and stuff. Okay, so Bella, what we need from you next week, along with you, Meg, to prepare, like Clinton and I did, a performance, an audition for Tinkerbell. Oh, and Bella, we should also let you know that we've also just decided that the loser gets Smey.

So a lot writing on the Tinkerbell role. Well, I'll let you guys know that I was, a plate and a tree and beauty in the beast back night. Oh, so it's going to be two shockers for Tinkerbell. Well, Meg played Tina Turner

in a play before. Yeah, but her mum wasn't in charge of casting. All right, Bella, you're on next week. All right, best... Bring it on, Meg. May the best woman win. Oh, God, okay. Okay.

So it's a plate and a tree versus Tina Turner. Wow. Do you have news? New Zealand's greatest long weekend plans. Get in touch with us if you do. Beaks going to be rehearsing. She will.

3343. Fire some text. Clint Megan Dan. Hi, fake. Friday morning. Have you seen what's going on with Tim Payne, New Zealand footballer, a place for the All Whites? I have seen him online. Like he's blowing up.

Some Argentinian social media guy who's decided to, at random, choose Tim Payne, New Zealand footballer, and turned him into, I guess, the main character of the FIFA World Cup. he's gone from 4,000 followers because the internet's got behind this movement and he currently, literally in 24 hours has 951,000 followers now, almost a million people now follow him. In 24 hours?

Yeah, in 24 hours. And he's just a key we go. So how did this, okay, start to get, somebody just randomly pick this guy out of... And said, let's make this guy the main character of the football world cup and Tim Payne's working up. We need to get him on and be like,

how much does he know about it? He's going to be the mascot of the football world He's the biggest tournaments in the world. Essentially he went to bed last night with his followed like 4,000 followers and he's woken up like in the last day and being like, I've just gone completely viral. It would be hot. Argentinians have even created a song around

Tim Payne, no pain, no gain. And they've done this Argentinian song like this chant for him that like thousands of people are singing. Is he a good player? Like is he... He's playing for our national team? Yeah.

He's in the New Zealand squad. That'd make you play better, I reckon. If you had million followers, you'd be like, right? I've got to really put it. so weird. I just love when the internet all decides collectively that we're going to get involved in one person's movement. We need to get him on. He must be awake, right? Even going to

click on his Google and it still says 4,000 followers. It hasn't like updated quick enough to be like, no. Crazy. Your husband's already following him, because I just went and checked him a follow. Oh, he has, have we seen that he's replied? Like, he knows it's all happening, right? I've seen that he's done Gracius as a

post. Yeah, Tim Payne. So, yeah, he's up and awake. Wow. Far out. It's crazy. I mean, if he's listening, if you're listening, Tim, to the edge, give us a call, mate. Oh, 800 the edge, let's know what the hell is going on, how much you know about it? It's wild. Yeah. But you're right, mate, you'd play out of your skin, wouldn't you?

Oh, yeah, now we're going to. You're up behind it. Hey, well, he can speak Spanish. He's a great mascot. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. What are you doing this long weekend? Do something with you late.

For me, the pinnacle is Sunday night. Warriors taking on Panthers. First place, second. Do you want some Warriors' stats to get you jeed up for that game? Go on, man. So we're second on the ladder,

but for points scored, across Lake, I'm talking to all the teams in the NRL. Points scored, Warriors are first. Points conceded, we're second. Intercepts, we're first. Most kick meters, first. Least errors in the comp,

Warriors are first. Set completion. we're first, position we're first and the most tries this season the Warriors are first. Wow that is our year. Mate, it's going so good and they're taking on the Panthers Sunday night so you can stay up late for it

and watch it because you've got the Monday off. So how far away is it until the playoffs? Because the NRL season seems to go on forever, right? Yeah, I was about to say that to me, to somebody who isn't into it, I'm like, oh this is the big finale it's not, is it? We're almost halfway. Okay. We're like one or two weeks off. So what happens if we lose to the Panthers, which isn't going to happen? Wow, we still stay second.

because that's how well our season's been going and third can't catch us at the moment. But it would be nice to just, because everyone says we're doing well, but if you can beat top of the table, the Panthers, all of a sudden people really start to believe we're a team that can take this all the way.

If you wanted to get on the bandwagon as well, the Warriors' bandwagon, and you want to get some merch. It is quite expensive, but I was at Posty Plus the other day and that's really cheap, like Warriors work, and cool stuff as well,

and it was like 40 bucks. It's the first team that my daughter's really got him behind as well, so she's wearing Warriors merch and stuff. Awesome. Like kids jumpers, He just announced a new jersey and they sold $350,000 worth in 24 hours. Wow. Mental aid.

What are your plans for a long weekend? Well, I went to the airport the other day, like just a little airport near my house. And there was a man taking off in a helicopter. I take my son, I take my son there and he watched the planes take off. We used to do they. And he was like, do you want to come from a ride in the helicopter? Just randomly. Free?

And I couldn't. I was like, oh, he can't. I've got plans. And he was like, come back another day on the weekend and I'll see what I can do. So we're going back this weekend to take him up on a free helicopter. to run. That's amazing. That's awesome. What a lovely man, eh? Yeah, really nice. Just like, oh, I go up every now and then, just come with me.

I'm doing, pick one highlight. One highlight, just one of them. Hanging out with Ash London. Oh, yeah. Oh, mate, she's the best. She is the best. We're having a play day. My kids have on a playday. And then Clara, who works at the web team,

we're going out for a wine on Saturday night. Oh, you're not going out for one if you're going with Clara. No, no, no, I like to just watch her. It's fascinating. Yeah. That girl can drink, like, no one else. Sounds cool. But is there a helicopter?

You're involved. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, yeah. Hey, we'd love to chat to you if you've got something on this long weekend that is maybe very scary. You're nervous about it, excited about it, and then we'll find out what it is. And maybe we catch up with you on Tuesday and see how it went. Oh, maybe you're thinking of breaking up with someone or the opposite you're thinking

of proposing. Oh, yeah, wow, the long weekend in Clifhanger. Maybe you've got to go, like, seal a deal somewhere for the company. I don't know. Firehouse. Yeah, you go into an auction, you've fallen in love with a place. Is there something you're doing this weekend that you are nervously? excited for.

Tell us what it is. Maybe we catch everything on Tuesday and see how it went. If maybe we can disguise your voice to keep you anonymous. Bring you good vibes. Oh, 800 the edge. Remember we still got that $500. What was about you that we have to give away this morning to somebody on here? Nothing like a bit of bribery, eh?

Yeah, sometimes we know you. You need the carrot. Clint, Megan Dan. Going into a long weekend. Oh, God, it's so good. What are you doing? Do something with your life. Yeah, what are you doing with your long weekend? Dan from Christchurch. Let's get into him.

What are you doing, Dan? I'm running a marathon, a half marathon. Oh, incredible. Well done, Dan. Crazy, man. I've done that a couple of times and both times it nearly killed me. Never again. Yeah, I ran a half marathon. Almost by a mistake, because I joined someone on a marathon,

and they were halfway. And I hadn't done any training, and I decided to finish it. I couldn't walk for a week. Are you going to be listening to music, Daniel, while you're doing it? Oh, you couldn't not. I found it really helped. I didn't do it the first time. Why?

And the second time I had headphones in it, man, it helped me so much. Oh, I don't know how anybody does it. Does it, like, raw dog run? Are you going to tape your nips? Yeah, have to. You have to take some gels, yeah. Definitely tape the nipples. My first one ever, so.

Yeah, yeah. That's one thing you need to do is tape the nipples because of chafing they bleed. I didn't. You didn't have any issues there? Oh, really? I feel like taping the nipples. You've got tough nipples, man. It made out a little lea.

Oh, good luck, Dan. Smashing, bro. Okay, Louise, what are you doing this weekend? Hello. It's my husband's birthday today. Okay. And I've got a massive surprise that his daughter from Australia is coming up. It's just a surprise him.

Oh, my God, I do hope. I mean, we hope everyone listens to the edge, but I hope he's not. No, he's not. Okay. She's like, no, he definitely doesn't listen. So he does have some faults then by the sound noise. Yeah. Oh, that's such a cool moment.

Wow, that's going to be epic. Make sure you're filming, get someone to get the camera out for sure, right? Send us the video. We want to see it. Yeah, he hasn't seen her for every year, so it's going to be fun. Oh, gosh, what a great gift.

The best gift, can you imagine? Not seeing our kids for a year, though. That makes me sick. And Sonia, Sonia, what are you up to this weekend? My son has his first game with the under 14 Warriors' pathway team. What? Under 14 Warriors Passway team? So he's in like a very young development squad to hopefully make the wars one day.

That's it, yeah. Wow. Man, that's so awesome. Wild, it's wild, but it's so cool. What's your son's name? Do you mind saying? Because we might hear him as announced in the actual lineup one day. Yeah.

Nixon is his name. Mixon. Okay, epic. Wow. Yeah, it fits. Perfect. Oh, good luck to him. Yeah, that's going to be so.

Thank you. Yeah. Oh, Meg's hung up. I know she's there. Oh, are you there, Sonia? Yeah. Oh, Dan's hit the button. Dan's hit the button, which means we've been doing this all week.

You didn't know, Sonia. If you're on here when he hits it, you've just won a $500 woolworth voucher. Oh, my gosh. Shut the front door, thank you. You can shut it all your own, Sonia. How many kids have got, Sonia, in total? I have three boys, and they are growing, and they are eating like crazy. Yeah, you get some lasagna, topers, some power.

Arrayed. Serial boxes and boxes of cereal. Only touches the sides. Thank you so much. That's incredible. Oh, you're very welcome. We've been bringing the boost in the everyday rewards app

right here to the edge over the last three weeks, actually. Today's the final day. So you just snuck in there, Sonia, right at the death. If you want to find out more details about the boost button, you can just text boost the 3343.

But make sure every Monday you hit the boost button before you shop to maximise your points within the app. And once Sir Sta makes the worries, he can pay a bag. with that salario. Yeah, totally, right?

Oh yeah, absolutely. Oh, man, that'd be so epic, knowing that your kid actually has the potential to play, well, for one of my favorite sporting teams. Is that the last time the boost button's being pressed? Yeah, that's been fun, isn't it? It'd be fun, isn't it? Batteries in that one are dead.

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