The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Stay focused on the DONG!

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, you're in for a roller-coaster of emotions and laughs. From the introduction of 'Edge Breakfast' to hilarious and daring tasks, this episode covers it all. Listen to Ash handle various quirky tests involving her saintly mother-in-law, and see how far Jenny will go to assist with peculiar requests. Dig into the nudist (or should we say ‘naturist’) lifestyle as Jeff drops by to clear common misconceptions. Laugh out loud at Bella’s attempt at the Gen Z quiz with surprising outcomes. Plus, join in on the fun with Hamilton's upcoming 'Postcode Playlist' and experience the nail-biting moments of unexpected honesty during the show. Don’t miss this jam-packed, hilarious, and sometimes touching episode! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Banter02:27 Celebrity Net Worth Guessing Game05:22 Dog Stories and Emotional Moments09:02 First Caller and Early Childhood Teacher Talk12:27 Gossip and Entertainment News15:41 Medical Mishaps and Personal Stories21:51 Worst Day at Work Stories33:33 Celebrity Endorsements and Healthcare Ethics36:55 Humorous Name Submissions41:45 Postcode Playlist: Hamilton Edition45:37 Marble Racing Competition48:11 Mother-in-Law Stories56:54 Ask Me Anything: Naturist Lifestyle01:02:27 Gen Z Quiz Challenge

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, pissed off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. If you're not slightly aroused or mildly offended. Are you even listening? It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint me and Dan with Ash London.

Morning. A couple minutes away from 6 o'clock this morning. Clint is still away. Yeah, cowl and again. Day two, baby! Come on. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, oh.

Oh, this morning. I have just made an iced mockomilo. Oh. So like two shots of coffee, mixed it with myelow so it all dissolves ice milk. Oh, maybe you've come up with a new thing. I've never heard of a mokomilo before. Wow. You heard it, I heard it here first.

Oh, I've still got Steph's mic sock on. Yeah. Everyone on the videos. There's not a sound. He's going to think it's Steph being funny. Rip it up. Oh. It's not the best.

It's the best. And then we go back on. Mm. A-SMR Radio Edition You're welcome How you feeling, Cal? Yeah, good, good, good, good. When you got a call up to come back, were you excited or

but disappointed? No, I was stoked, I'm stoked. I'd be annoyed if you were disappointed. I go home, like, really. But then also, it's like, it's fun, you know? I love doing my show with Yazzo, so that's my far as I just want to say that. Fun show coming up today, we're going to be speaking to a nudist or, as in his words, naturist.

Yes. Someone that's constantly... I don't if he ever wears clothes or whether he's just constantly nude. We're going to chat to him after 8 o'clock this morning. I would just need... I think it's different if you've got boobies. Because they're just in the way

and you want them to just be, you know... God, how saggy he's got to goobies. Pretty saggy, I'm not going to lie. Oh, Dan. Well, I'm not ashamed of it. No, no. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a couple of saggies. I'm breastfed.

Yeah, but you laughed after you said it and that's what's wrong. Yeah, that's true. He laughed like it was something. Now, he's wrapping us up. Okay. Throw a little finger? We're wrapping us up. All right, well, we do have a big throwback coming up very soon.

You're going to love it. God damn, some big dick energy than this morning. Well, someone's going to do it. Better than saggy, too, that a day. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We do this every, this time, every morning, don't we, Ash? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

And today's one involves Christina Aguilera. Oh, I forgot about this one. Candy man. Now, I thought, because we do a throwback every morning, it's really interested in, I'm always interested in net worth of celebrities. Oh, yes. So have a guess. You each get one guess as to the net worth of Christina Aguilera.

Keeping in mind, she's been around for many, many years. Yeah, but she doesn't write her own music, so she's missing out on a lot of royalties. It would just be performance fees and physical album. So she didn't write I Am Beautiful No matter what they say I think that was like Diane Warren Or one of those classic songwriters I'm going to say 100 million

Okay Oh I reckon that's steep I reckon that I think it's only going to be like 40 mil Okay well you're way off Cal Absolutely way off Damn it Ash you're quite close She's worth apparently

As of August 2024 160 million dollars Christina Aguilera What bad Yeah it's huge The song was really I'm right It was by a classic songwriter Linda Perry from Four Non Blondes,

who pretty much wrote half of Pink's back catalogue as well. Does Pink not write her own music as well? Are they collaborate on them? I always get shocked when I find out that an artist doesn't write their own music, especially Pink, because I feel like she... It looks like she writes a music. Yeah, her music relates. She's credited, and she does write a lot of her songs,

but she has a lot of song rights. Beyonce would have like 10. Here's the thing, though, when it's an actor, you don't say, yeah, but they don't write their own movies. you know what I mean they're an actor they can act singers can sing they should you know

they're the same stigma isn't they yeah but you believe what they're saying you know I guess actors are the same but when you hear like an ass singer saying something you're like oh my god they went through that when really they didn't really you know they're big themes that we've all been through you know they can relate yeah

but then also I like I've talked to a lot of like I mean probably very different with like the smaller artists that I've interviewed before but they always say like it's you know you kind of go into a room and you tell them like the writers how you're feeling and they kind of refine it into a song. Yeah, but then other times it's like, Ryan Tanner writes Halo and then send it to me or say.

Yeah, literally. We should write a song for an artist one day. Oh my gosh, are you going to slide into their DMs like 20 times? I'm just going to email. Cassie Henderson at Gmail. Yeah, she's probably more likely to get back to you than Taylor Swift. I honestly don't think she would. Oh, a bugger.

Anyway, let's play some Christina. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Christina Aguilera. Oh, go on, Ash. You didn't tell me to get over the mind. Michael and Cal. You should always assume we're listening. Clipping a dad with Ash London,

Clint's still why you got Cal jumping in this morning. Think of that. Think of her thinking she could go up against Christina Aguilera. I was just in my chair, mic off. Coming from you, I want to be on Broadway.

Yeah, but I'm... One day you'll get there, Dan. One day. One day I will. Well, you manifested it. Yeah. So it's going to happen. I did manifest.

I believe it for you. Yeah, even though manifesting is a bunch of... All right, mate. We were walking in through the car park myself and young. I was about to call you Carl, but your name is Carl. It's different. There's no R. And he was telling me some very sad news.

Very sad news. My beautiful dog, Amber, she's on her way out. Why do you look like you're about to laugh, Dad? You look like you're holding back a laugh. It's just my face. That's what I look like when I'm resting. God. Anyway, so yeah, Amber, she's, I think she's about 14.

now, maybe 13, 14 or 15, around that age. And she's just, you know, just on her way out, really. She's a beautiful old girl. Is she a white lab? Golden Lab. Golden Lab. Golden Retriever, sorry. Yeah, Golden Retriever, sorry.

Yeah, Goldman Reader. Okay, so there's a guy no more about it than you do. She started off as a guide dog, actually. Oh, so she's an altruistic, helpful papa. Yep, we trained her as a little guide dog puppy, and then they loved her so much. They'll like, we want more of us. She became a breeder. And then after she gave up, well, her time for two litters, we got to adopt her.

So it was, oh my God, from day dot, we were just like, we're keeping you no matter what. So we're walking in to work. We're both getting bit teary. I lost my 14-year-old dog last year. You know, like, dog, I can definitely relate that feeling of knowing. I'm going to start crying, knowing that it's time to let them go. But then, old mate, tells me he watched a movie last night, given that he's about to lose his golden lab. So what movie do you think he watched?

Oh, God. you don't watch Marley and me. Yes, he did. That would send me over the edge. You should have seen me. I was already crying all night and I was like, look, I haven't seen this movie in a while. I know how it ends, so it can't be that bad. And oh my God, I got to the end.

I was hyperventilating. I was like, why have I done this to myself? It was horrific. Sometimes I feel like losing a pet is worse than losing like an actual family member. Of course is. This is like, I mean, I have lost family members but haven't been super close to them. So this is the first time, like, I'm getting ready to properly grieve over like a family member, you know? You can't, every human being you know how much you love them,

there were parts about them that pissed you off. Yeah. But there's no part of a dog, especially a lab. These dogs, they're just all love and giving, you know what I mean? We thought we'd lost our cat Kimmy last year. Yes. And I cried for a week. It turns out he was just up a tree for a week.

I remember we went for a walk looking for him. And then it was like day five. And Hannah was like, look, there's a rainbow up in the sky. He sent a rainbow down to tell us, let him go. Turns out, he was like, look up! Look up! I'm in a tree! Oh, bless him.

He's still good. Yeah, anyway. Oh, yeah, so, yeah, very hard, but we're going to get us some blood tests today. I think it's rheumatoid arthritis. Yes, it looks like that. So we're just trying to figure out the cause of it, and then what the next.

You know you get drugs for that for dogs. Yes, but it depends on the cause. If it's autoimmune, then it's like jump on steroids, but if it's caused by cancer, then there's other discussions to be like to let it go on. Well, if you're listening right now, pray for Abby. Amber. You did that on purpose, you bastard.

Okay, coming up next. Pray for Abby as well. There's a sick dog called Abby somewhere. You bastard. All right, give us a call. Is your dog dying? Do they need prayers? 3, 3, 3, 4, 3, text their name through.

Who's Abby? Clint Megadam. Lesh, go. Morning, guys? Yeah, time for the first coroller of the day. Yes. And that intro is... And three, two, one, go!

And here it goes. Three, two, one, go. And here it goes. Three, two, one, here it goes. First call of the day. First call on the day. And the first call of through today is Emma from Carpity. Good morning.

Good morning, how are you? Very good. Now we're speaking to you, Emma. Now a little bit of information, guys, about Emma, is she works as an early childhood teacher. Nice. I have a question about that. Is that like kindergarten

Or is that like first couple years of primary? Kinder. Kinder. Kinder. Yeah. And what age? Do you do the little-year-olds? Oh, you do the two-year-olds.

Oh, you do the two-year-olds, yeah. Fun age. My favorite thing. What would you know? You're 12 years old. I have a niece, that's almost too. I've met a child once. Whenever I rock up to, I pick up my child is four and to the left of the little

lease and to the right of the big kids. And oh, my soul lifts into my, oh, when I see those little fat babies just sitting there playing with blocks. Oh, God. Is it like a massive. difference between two and four? Yes. Okay.

Here's a question for you, Emma, because I've just taken my child out of daycare because it was just constantly sick. How long do you have to push through with the sickness when you put your kid in daycare? Is it like everybody says six months? I guess your immunity builds as they get older, but yeah, the sickness is always there.

We've just had a big outbreak of every sickness you can think of and my son didn't get sick, so. But, yeah, it's just, yeah, I think it's like it's a game. What do you do if a parent comes in and they drop off their kid and they're snotty? What do you do? Do you tell them to take it home? Sit in the corner. No, that's the awkward side of it.

We have a lot of kids coming in. But, yeah, I mean, if they're not well, then we're going to send them home. We're not going to force them to stay and be miserable, are we? I once did a passive-aggressive text to another kid's mum, because I picked Buddy up when he's with his friend who shall remain nameless. and the kid was so sick and disgusting and was coughing on buddy, like green snot, cough, like sweaty.

And I was like, nah, not on. And I texted the mum and dad, to be fair, I'm not sexist. And I was like, I don't think a kid, like he was coughing on my kid. I think maybe, yeah, so mean. But whatever. No, I would have done the same.

Yeah, you and me, Emma, I got you, babe. Well, you're doing God's work, Emma, and you deserve some coffees and a Thai chicken pie, so we're sending it your way. Oh, amazing. Thank you so much. Yeah. What a lady.

And I have noticed, Emma, that you did write through to say Pink did some write some of her more intimate songs. Like, and I, you know, I do want to say, him, I did say that she did write some of her songs. So I did know that. Sorry, I miss her, I miss her, you on that. No, yeah, I think she's an amazing artist. She's a bit, have you seen her live? Incredible live. Yes, I saw me last year.

She's a freak. She's like singing better than most pop stars while descended from a silk rope from the ceiling. I know. She is incredible. Do you know as well? I know a story about Pink when she was last here she went to like a cocktail bar

and she tipped $10,000. Oh wow. That's my dream. Yeah. Incredible, I imagine. Can you imagine being that rich that you could just be the most generous person in the world? I know.

Just be pennies to it. It'd be nothing, you know. Nothing. Here you go. Yeah. Far out. I was a bit rude to Emma at the end there with the pink text. I regret that.

No, no. She's got a butter chicken pint of coffee. Yeah, Emma just sounded rude. I sounded rude, Emma, when I, when I could talk about pink with you and I didn't mean to sound rude. Oh, no, no. Okay, love you. No offense.

Faken Edel. Love you, I'll have a great day. She's had worse things said to her from Keds. Oh, yes. Yeah, so glad we've squashed that beef. The Clint Miggins-Dan podcast. Gossip and Entertainment.

Clit Miggins Dan with Ash London. Scandal. So I've been teasing the boys about Zoe Kravitz's new rumoured boyfriend. Yesterday I said it was Austin Bar because I were canoodling at a bar. Turns out the very next day, just a rando in Rome was on the street when Zoe Kravitz walk by arm in arm with a very famous man. Now, I said to you boys that this man is like the equivalent of who Robert Pattinson was in the twilight era, just the fact that every kind of straight girl under 20 was obsessed.

This person was for like the late 20, like teens, early 2020s. He's the Robert Pattinson of the modern day. Okay. I was able to guess this on my own this one day. You weren't. You need you told you. I reckon I said

Leonardo DiCaprio you said too old I said David Tocovny Too old Way too old I feel like you should It's the most obvious one Is it Harry Styles

It's Harry Styles It's Harry Styles This is the first time That he's really been Like linked to someone remotely his age Because she's 36 He's 31

And do you remember when he was like 19 He was dating Cheryl Cole And she was like in her 30s Yes He loves an older woman And who is the other girl that Do you take Cheryl Cole as well as Liam? Oh, no, she's not Cheryl Cole.

The other one, oh, what was her name? She's passed away. Hold on. Harry Stiles' older girlfriend. Oh, the one that was the host of Love Island. Caroline Flack. Yeah, they were like, she was 31, he was 17. So he does love an older woman,

but now, you know, obviously he's getting older, so like the women are catching up. So, look, I feel like you don't walk around a European city holding someone's hand, or she's got her hand, her hand crooked into his arm. You know how you do that? That to me is very dainty. Yeah.

But if this is true and they're a couple, this is potential biggest couple in the world material. Definitely. This is like Zindaya Tom Holland vibes. Oh, no one will beat them. I would say, though, I feel like I would do that with my friends. Me and Neeps would walk down the street and would have our arms linked. Yeah, that is true.

Really? Yeah, we've actually, in all seriousness. That's nice. That's nice. I like that about you, boys, though. That says a lot about heterosexual males. in 20, whatever this year is 25. But would you do it as a gag? Like, would you do it?

No, like, we're actually quite cuddly. That's nice. So maybe they are just friends and they're very comfortable. But anyway, she's so beautiful when she was engaged to Channing Tatum. So she's had the bronze. And now she's going for the skinny hot guy. I think she's definitely traded up there.

Channing Tatum's overrated. You would say that, though, wouldn't you? Even the name Channing. Or he can't choose that, can he? No, but I just find him a little bit cringe. What? You're just so jealous of him, dead. That's what it is, darling.

I don't think I does. That's internalised jealousy. What do you find cringe about them? Just everything. I just feel the little. Perfect chest. Redge. Famous.

Yeah, everyone wants them. Great dad. From the outside looking in, it looks like I'm jealous. It really does. But I swear I'm not. Well, I'll keep you updated to see how this progresses. We'll see. But 90640's coming up.

Yeah. I've got something meldae. Guys, I've got a medical situation that's happening this afternoon. I'm going to get an ultrasound on my downstairs area. I'm a bowl, say. And I have, last night I prepared my area. And there was a situation which I need to talk about next. Okay. I'm here for you, babes.

Long story, and I'm not going to go into the backstory of it, but I've got to get an ultrasound on my downstairs today. He's fine, though. Well, no, no, no, say you're fine because people might think you've got testicular cancer or something. You're just weighing a lot. Yeah, but that's what you have to do as a man. You should go and get checked. Oh, it's so hard being a man.

You have to do it. You know, sometimes... Two fingers up your butt every four years once you're 50, and that's the extent of men's health. And it's absolutely enjoyable. I think it's just one thing. I don't know how many fingers it is. I don't have my prostate checked.

Anyway, so look, as a man always go and get checked. Yes. Like women. And you guys do it very well. Everyone should get checked. Yeah. And so I had to wear in a jar the other day, and it came back fine.

Everything was fine. And so the doctor's been good on him. He said, well, let's just double check. We're going to send you for an ultrasound for your bladder and your testicles. Yeah, okay? So this afternoon I've got the appointment. Last night, I thought, it's only fair that for the doctor or the person that's doing the ultrasound, that I have a little bit of a tidy up down there.

You know, tidy up the shop. Yeah, tidy out the shop. Get a bit of a sweet. Have you got friends coming over for dinner? Yes. You always clean the house. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

and so I've got friends coming over for lunch Anyway So I got into the shower And it's not something I do very often Because I'm not that hairy down there So I just wanted to make sure that it was, you know And I got in there And I've got like one of those

Razors, those electric razors And I went in with that first And it wasn't doing the job Like a clipper one? Yeah, just like a clipper that I used For the sides of my face Nice. Did you put one of the guards on? Did you just go raw dog?

Absolutely not. Okay, well that's on you. So I went in with there And it was fine. It wasn't sort of doing the job. And so then I got out my face razor, which I used for my face. You're close shaver. Even I know that that's not a good idea.

And 10 minutes into it, I was like, this is going bloody well. Like I had phone, like, because I was doing it. No, you've got to do it quite slowly. Very careful. Such a small area. Yeah. But you're like, it's very slow. One follicle at a time.

And so I was doing it. And I was going, this is going absolutely, like, brilliantly. Until there was a little knick. Oh, it. Now, I didn't know this. Maybe, Cal, this has happened to you before, maybe there's some guys listening that can relate. But the amount, it was just a small little neck.

Like, I'm talking paper cut size. Yes. And the amount of blood, I can't believe. Like, it kept bleeding to the point where I had to, like, get out of the shower, dry myself off, and put some toilet paper down there, like, pressure to, like, hold it. It was unbelievable. It is scary as well, because you're like, oh, my God,

am I about to bleed out? And what a horrific place to be found in the barn? through my mouth. I know. I said to my pair with only one ball shaved. I was like, oh my god that it's still bleeding. She was like you need to put some like alcohol on it or like something so the infection doesn't start. So I sprayed some of my like after shave

that I used to like after I shaved on my face. And my God, I'll tell you it was worse than childbirth of the pain. And I know that no one can experience both and we'll never know what is worse. But I wouldn't, it has it a guess that this was up there. For like 10 minutes I was like hopping, like

hopping around on one knee. How long till it stopped bleeding? It stopped bleeding pretty soon after I'd sprayed it with the hybrideful. Well, I can speak on behalf of all women who have born a child in this fair country and say, we're all with you, and we're thinking of you, and you have our thoughts and praise. And I can finally say that I know how you feel. You know. You do know. It's the same thing. It's welcome, babe. And Marilyn sticks through saying, oh my God, Dan, good on you for checking so young. I'm not that young, Marilyn. I think I'm like a couple of years from,

away from the age where you have to get it every year. Yeah, but I can't wait to hear the results. The good results to say your balls are fine. Yeah, and they will be. Of course they will be. Yeah, and I'll let you know how it goes as well, the Ultrasound. Because I can't, can't watch. You can come if you want.

I love that. Come along. I want to see, just, I won't look at your bits. I just want to see you be awkward. The more than me area. Come on, Cal. Okay, bye. I'll come.

Show expedition. Clint Megan Dance. Stinky Boo. Roller's Club. Oh yeah, it's a very exclusive club. I purchased a marble track for my son a few weeks ago. He's lost interest. Now I brought it into work.

This Friday, we're putting 10 marbles into this huge marble racing track. One of them will win the race, and that'll be correlating to one listener that gets through. Oh, at 100 edge. It's simple as that. It couldn't be simpler. But how much do they win if their marble is first? 15 million Vietnamese Dong.

Wow. That's got to be a lot, right? Well, it works out to be about $1,000 New Zealand. Which is like a hundred bowls of foe. Yeah, it is. And Jordana, you're the lucky person that's got your hands on a marble this morning. Woo-ho, thank you, team. Congratulations, so you need to be listening about 8 a.m. this Friday

because your marble is going to be put into the... I think you're marble number three. All 10 marbles are going to go on the race. the winner will get that $15 million. What are you going to spend your dong on, Babes? I would love to buy some custom clothes. Oh, nice. Going to go to Vietnam.

Oh, that's what, yeah. I love watching the girls on TikTok do that. They go, they show the ladies a picture of some $1,000 dress, and they whip it up for them in three hours. Okay, and you'd be a millionaire if you go over there with that money. Yeah, that is a lot of money. A Vietnamese dong. So congratulations, your number three.

The race happening at 8 o'clock Friday. be there or be square. It's a race that stops a nation. That's what they're saying. Appreciate it. I think it is going to stop a nation. It's going to be huge. I reckon other radio stations are going to go off air

because there's no use us broadcasting. Yeah, we're going to live stream it as well. So, yeah, 8 o'clock. I think it's going to be on TikTok Friday. So make sure you're watching. Fun. We're going to do worst day at work up next. I mean, we've found this guy in the news.

I don't think anyone out there is going to have a worse day at work than this poor guy. I don't know. It's pretty bad. some shockers. It involves a fire and veganism. Clint McGintan. Oh, N-Hundred, The Edge is the number to call.

Orygan Shooters at Text any time on 3-343. We're talking worst day at work. Everybody's had one, eh? Everybody's had the one. We've certainly had them, especially when you're in charge of pressing buttons, being I said the F-word on air last week. You did, didn't you? Yes.

That was a shocker. You've been doing the real job for 10 years. Because you were pissing me off so much. I was, yeah. I bring the F-word out of people. So we would love to hear from you. And we're talking about this because of this poor firefighter in Missouri. And this wasn't just any day at work.

This was her first day at work as a firefighter. She's a vegan, which means no animal products. She's obviously, you know, like doesn't, you know, loves animals. And she got called to fight a fire on her very first day. It was a truck that was on fire. And this poor vegan firefighter had been called to put out a fire in which 40,000 pounds of rabbi steak were burning away on the highway.

It was like a massive barbecue. Like the world's biggest barbecue. So at 40,000 pounds is like probably 18,000 kilos of steak, just burning flesh. And I would imagine that even if you love a rabbi, that's still too much. Oh, yeah.

So overpowering. Now, did she do the good thing and actually do the job? Yes, she held the hose. because I know a lot of vegans are going, I can't do that. And they wouldn't go like that. The voice, 10. The voice.

I put it this way, I know someone, I'm not going to say their name, that is a vegan, and they wouldn't, they couldn't do it. Yeah, but the animals are, anyway. I'm not here to have a discussion with the vegan about whether or not they should, but she held the hose. Good on her.

And I imagine that would have been a tough day at work for her. Have you boys had a tough? Have you got to stand at all your cows? and eyes closed, nodding his head in a reminiscent way. I've got a horrific one, actually. I was still technically an intern, and it was around COVID time. And this was when, like, Zooms were big. And I've just, you know, I've been living in Christchurch for two years,

so all my mates were spread around the country for all our interns, so we were catching up on Zoom over the weekend, and we figured out that you could put green screen, like, funny things on the background of your Zoom. And so I was like, we put some adult content on the back of our Zoom. Hilarious. And then on Monday, we have our staff meeting at the edge with everybody on the Zoom,

and I had no idea that it keeps the same background. that you previously used and so I jumped on with a bit of adult content. Was it a hub or something? It was graphic. Oh my God. How have I not heard the story?

I feel like that should be in the zeitgeist. Everybody, whenever you mention Cal, you go, oh, that guy. And then they did a whole prank on me and our boss Casey said, oh, you're someone's complained about it. And there was one person on the Zoom

that I hadn't quite met yet. And so over the whole weekend, I was stewing over this person, you're like, she complained. She did this. She got me. in trouble. There's always one. Anyway, I was just a prank. Anyway, so it was my worst day. My worst day was

previous to this job. I used to work at a bank and I was a bank teller. And to this day I still remember the feeling of cashing up my till at the end of the day and it being $10,000 short. Oh. Ten Lord in heaven.

It was like exactly that as well. As in under. Under. So I'd given someone out too much money. So there's someone out there. We never found it to this day. And there's someone out there now that's $10,000 richer because of me. Or it could have been that you gave them their money,

but then forgot to put in their account the deduction. Ash, I could, there's many, many different things it could have been. What's the, like, repercussion there? Did you get in trouble? No, I didn't. I didn't get fired. I guess this is a bank. You got so much money. They got so much money.

And they'd have so many insurances and things in the... But, oh my God, my heart sank that day. I once got dumped into the next day. They had to go to work. And we were doing an interview with, I want to say it was a Jonas brother. And they were talking about... a breakup, and I started crying. Oh, my God.

And my co-host had to, like, say sorry and let me leave the room. They should have filmed me. That would have gone viral. I know. This was before the days of, like, everything being filmed. And I just cried and went home, quick two weeks later. Went to this island. Yeah, I couldn't do it anymore.

I was like, I was too sad to be at work. How sad is that? I reckon it's relatable. I got dumped. I have to quit my job. Oh, 800 of the Edge. Text 30343. what was your worst day at work?

Did you do an Ash London and cry? Did you crash the work? Did you crash the like forklift into the boss's car? Oh, I've also crashed one of the work vehicles as well. Yeah. Are you a vegan who had to put out a fire where 40,000 pounds of ribide was burning on the highway? Yeah. All of these stories.

Hello, darling. On 3243, you can text us through all call anytime. Oh, 800 at the edge. We're talking about the worst day at work. Missouri firefighter. Was it actually the first day as a firefighter? She's a staunch vegan. She got caught to put out of fire.

It was 40,000 pounds of rib-eye burning on the highway. You can imagine the smell of rotting flesh. Do you think that's also her job to, like, get, move it off the highway? No, I think of a recovery crew would come once the fire's out. Unless she didn't have to do that. So she just held the hose. Looked away. Looked away.

Maybe she had like a nose peg on. Yeah. A friend of mine works for, I'm not going to say the name of the company, but it's a very high-end car company. And he was delivering, it was like, I don't even think it was his first day. It was his first week. And he was delivering a Mercedes-Benz to a client.

Oh, so you are going to say the name of the car. Well, that's not. It wasn't through Mercedes-Benz. It was another company. But as he turned into the driveway, he turned too tight and scraped all the side of this car up against their fence. Oh, my gosh.

And he was like flavor of the, like, so hated at that business for like weeks. I just remembered my mate to build and he does really high-end renaos. And this couple had a $20,000 bathtub imported from Italy. It was like some Roman marble or something. And he was watching from the second floor as like 20 guys had to unload it,

dropped it, smashed it into. Do the builders have to pay for that then? I think they'd probably have an insurance. Yeah, insurance. Now, I don't think anyone's going to beat Sarah who's called through an 0800-the-edge. Now, Sarah, first of all, what job were you doing when this happened?

I was a fire alarm technician at the time. I was still an apprentice. Okay, so you're still learning, so you'd be forgiven for making mistakes. Where were you working this day? What business? We were working down at the Parliament buildings. Okay. And we were on strict instruction not to make the sounders go off,

like make sure the fire signals the network don't set the sounders off. And I pressed the wrong button and evacuated the whole building. Oh, gosh. You evacuated Parliament. All the politicians. Yeah. Wow. I think the reason I kept my job was purely for the fact it didn't get broadcasted on live TV.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's probably good for them to go outside and touch some grass. If they were in a meeting, it would have been job gone. Imagine like, you know, they're on a call with Trump and they're about to work out the ceasefire deal because New Zealand will have a big part to do with that. And then, oh, well, yeah. Great story, Sarah.

Phil is up next. Phil, this, your work, mate, Stitra. What happened here? Yeah, so our boss left for lunch, and my workmate thought it would be a good idea to do some burnouts on the forklift with the carpet plong. Oh, God. And as his spinning, he got closer towards the door

and ended up wiping out the post that was holding the top story out that had roughly around 300, drums of contact glue. 300 drums of glue. My goodness me, that's a sticky situation. About 20 litre drums.

So you can imagine the mess. So did you say there were 30 drums or 300? I forgot. 300. So like 6,000 litres of glue. Yeah. Wow. You never stuff around with a forklift.

Every time we do this, where there's always a fork. Forklift story of someone smashing into something with a forklift. Wow. We got a text through. I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, of course you did. Well, you weren't the one doing it.

So, of course, you'd think it was hilarious. He's not the one of it to pay for the repairs. Yeah. We got a text story who said, cleaning the showers at a truck stop. I mean, that's enough, isn't it? That's enough of a sentence for me to go bad day at work. Yeah. The custom.

Oh, no. Someone knows the apprentice that burnt down the Sky City building, apparently. Well, I'm just telling a story. I'm not finished yet. Oh. Wait your turn. It's constantly signing. I'm going to read a text and you can read a text.

Okay, I've already read it. The customer did all their business in the shower. I had eight minutes to clean it all up for the next customer. Who's doing poos and wheeze in the shower? Oh, a little wafflestone. What is wrong with? That's why I interrupted, to be honest. Who is doing that?

My goodness me. Anyway, look, these texts keep coming through. I think we can do another break on this. There's so many. We need to do it next week. my god imagine you wouldn't have been here

Ash when this happened but the sky the sky city building was being built and it cost millions of dollars someone burnt it down I'm not laughing at

that I'm laughing in this text and I need to read it I worked at a hotel I thought I wanted a room so I told him

it was really expensive he booked it anyway Oh my God He's shit If we were going Oh Oh

He's He pooed on the bed On the floor Okay When we said Bad Day at work We didn't mean These kind of stories

Be honest, Cal Was it you? No, I would At least skip the bed Wow Oh my gosh Okay, we've got a scandal coming up next You've got enough breath of unity?

On the wall as well Okay Clint Migg and Dan Gossip and Entertainment Scandal There is another weight loss injection On the market in America Among your weed govies

And your ozempics And this one is called Roe R. Now we don't often get celebrity endorsements For these things It's kind of the unspoken Whatever celebrities all use it they get magically skinny and pretend like they've just been walking around the block 10 times a day. Well, this one is called Roe, and Serena Williams, one of the most celebrated sports people of all time,

is facing, like, the face of the thing. She's on the ad, she's talking about it. First of all, I'll play the commercial so you can hear the endorsement. Yes, I'm on Roe. They say GLP wants her weight loss is a shortcut. It's not. It's science. After kids, it's the medicine my body needed.

GLP1s helped me lose 31 pounds. One app to hit my goals. This is healthcare. This is Roe. I'm a real Roe member. Isn't that very awkward to hear? I don't like how it's referred to as health care. And I think that laws are different in America.

So in Australia, I'm sorry, we live in, I live in Notero now, Here in New Zealand, the laws are very, very different about celebrities endorsing anything to do with health care, medicine, nutrition, supplements. You would never be able to say that. So obviously the laws are different. Also, another thing that complicates this further is that Serena's husband is on the board of the company that owns Roan. So, like vested interests kind of left Ryan and centre. It's very strange to see someone speaking like that about something that really should come from. a doctor. But Jamila Jamil, who

is a famous kind of, she's an actress, but she's also... She's in the good place. Yeah, in a good place, but she's also very outspoken about women's issues like this and the way that the media is framing it and forcing women to kind of feel

crap in their own bodies. She's made a really good point. So she went on socials and she said, Serena Williams is selling GLP ones. The thing I feel most uncomfortable about here is that celebrities have access to doctors' others don't have access to. These miracle weight loss drugs come at a price.

The side effects can include, and then she's got all the side effects. And she goes on to pretty much say, you're a billionaire. If you take this medication and something goes wrong, you've got access to so many people that can easily be at your house in an hour to help you out. If you're a normal, just a regular person

with a regular job, and you're experiencing side effects or something goes wrong, you might be waiting a year to see a doctor, especially in America. So she's made a really good point. She's made this not about body image, but about the ethical issues of billionaires or multimillionaires selling products

when they have access to the best health care in the world. The scary thing about it is that it is, I guess, a drug at its core. It's a drug, right? And when you start having celebrities like Serena Williams endorsing them, then it kind of puts it on this pedestal where people go that don't know, they just look at it and go, oh my God, if she's on it, it must be good.

She's like a superstar sportswoman that has got an amazing, you know, like physique. She's so good at what she does. People go, it must be good. And the ad that we played, it looks like a fashion commercial. It's really, it's sexy and it's high and it's very, very glamourized. I mean, I was just on Instagram yesterday, just kind of on my popular, and a wee govi ad came up with just a link to click. Like it could not have been, if I was a woman, I am a woman,

but if I was a woman who was having one of those days where I was just feeling crap in my body, which so often happens, you know, it would have been really easy if you just go, okay, and I'm not saying that it's a bad decision. For many people, this is a great choice that they make with their doctor. Yeah. And I think that is the key. You have to do it with a medical team around you and not get sucked into a billionaire celebrity who's telling you one thing, and then just go well if Serena's

like it's a very tight line, tight, what's the word? Tight, you know what I mean? Yeah, what happened to just having a good bit of exercise and eating healthy? Well, I don't want to get into that, because for many people that, Whatever. Yeah, I mean, not that we want to give people advice. That's the whole thing, right? We're not medical people, just like Serena Williams is not a doctor.

Amen. It's got to be careful about the advice of giving people. We've got naughty names coming up, thanks. No, that's one hell of a pivot. And I'll tell you what, I have been compiling the names that we've been getting over the text machine over the last few weeks. There is a lot. So if you've got a name, here's an example. Lee, first name Lee, last name King, Lee King.

We've had this one in the past as well. It's not hurting anybody. It's not naughty. A guy by the name of Manuel, last name, Labor, manual labour. That's not a real. Someone texted through it! God, you guys never cease to amaze me.

Funny names. 50% of which we can't read out on air, but we can enjoy it in a studio, and for that we thank you, my darling. We've done this for many weeks. Here's some of the highlights of some of the great names we've had in the past. My favourite so far still is Lizania.

First name, Liz, last name, Arna. Holden Aycock. No, Dan. Nora Tits off. But on its own dick is a name. You don't really bat an island a dick. What happens if your last name is swallows? No, Daniel.

Damn. Now if your last name's Ox Long. Oh, Dan, no, nobody's called Mike. Oh, they're coming through. Meg was having none of that. Now, apparently there's a man in Waipokereau by the name of Luke Warmore. That's not the way.

That's not true. Dan looks like he's about to explode. I went to a guy with a guy called Rogan, last name Josh. Not true. People are trolling you. They're not. Why would they like? You're being trolled.

Elephant. Now, I don't know if this person, I think, I think maybe is moved from an Asian country. You know how sometimes when you move from Japan or Chinese. You get to choose an English name. Now, her last name was Ting. Lovely last name. Yeah. But I wouldn't name your new name Mel.

Mel Ting. My old GP was called Dr. Pepper. Let's go to the phones because he's amazing. Morning, is it Josiah? Yes, Josiah. Okay. I don't get it. Is it your name or is someone else?

No, it's someone else Okay What was the name? Well, I was working in the Gold Coast About 10 years ago And they'll introduce me to my team That I was working with And they introduced everyone

And then the last person They were like And this is Wayne Carter And I was like I laughed for a bit And everyone's looking at me like Why are you laughing And it wasn't until later

That everyone realized It sounded like they were saying Something else Wayne Carter Yeah, we figured it out there Wayne Carter Very good Josiah Thank you my friend

Thank you very much that one. Sam, good morning. Hey Sam. Sam! Sam! I'll read it out. She said, my maiden name is pots and my initials are empty. So say that together. Empty pots.

That's a good one. Yeah. And we'll finish on you, Kylie. Now, I think we've had this one before. That's not you, but someone else. Yeah, I met a girl from Australia who's famous. Kelly and then his last name was

Marie. Brilliant. Callimari. Kelly Marie. Oh, so good. Brilliant. It's just a bit of fun, isn't it? Owners, there's a guy called

last name owners. O-W-N-E-R-S. His first name's Gabe. Oh, my gosh. Yep. And my poor high school teacher, bio-teacher, last name was blows.

First name B-D. Oh, for goodness sake. Now that's a troll Now you're being troll No, I believe him They would never do that to me Wow This one's slightly different

Real name Matt Ryder Nickname Aladdin You don't get it Matt Ridey riding the Matt Oh yeah Oh yeah I love that on And I was like okay I'll shut up

Now we tried to get this person on But this person has friends And their parents Have got great names Claire Their last name's file Say the last name first. F-I-L-E.

Claire filed and Peterfile. That's not good, eh? You'd change your last name. Or you'd just be gone by a Pete. Yep. And Claresey. Pete file and Cleary. Yeah.

Unbelievable. Honestly, every week we do this and I feel like we've run out of names. And then you get a Peter and Clefile. One more, one, one. One. The last name, Rinn. First name, Amanda. Amanda Renn.

That's a cute one. I love Amanda. I just had a mandarin. I just had a mandarin. It was delicious. Clint, Meg and Dan. Postco playlist. From the Tepa Cape Brianga down to the dirty deep south of Bluff.

No town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. Oh yes, we're going around New Zealand making songs for every region. It's so fun. It's like one of those calendars. You know when you make a sexy calendar for charity or something, but instead we're doing a whole

song about we, I mean you, because you are the brains behind this. And they're not parody songs. They're fully original songs. Amazing. We've had some amazing ones lately. Yeah, so many people texting through. Apparently, we're trying to get this person back on. But the person, Hamilton has the best drinking water, apparently in New Zealand. Hamilton or the region?

Surely not Hamilton, because it's a city. Yeah, but apparently the whole region of Waikato. If they said it, it must be true. I've learned something from Lucan. She said you have to include the words, Hoofjee, meaning honest on our friendship. Wow. And an acronym burst out of Hamilton Boys.

high school and was a cultural phenomenon hoof-gee! Yeah, last week... Like for reals, bro. Yeah, last week we did Wellington, so this week, Hamilton. It's... I think it has some bad connotations, Hamilton, but actually when you're from there, it's actually a lovely place. Yeah. Yeah, the Waikara River runs

straight through the middle. Yeah, because when I drove to Toopo, people were like, oh, and I don't go through Hamilton, because that was going to be my stop off for one. Should I stop somewhere else? And it was crap, and I wish I'd stopped in Hamilton. Yeah. Jade, called through on 0800 the edge. So, Jade, what is your idea for? for a lyric for the Waikato song?

Well, I went to St. Peters in Cambridge a long time ago and we always knew that the Tron was known for the SDD capital of New Zealand. Oh, now I believe it was back in 2023 but it's now been passed on to Northland as the STD capital of New Zealand. Oh, is it really? Yeah.

You need to get it back, Jane. There's always next year. I don't live there. I don't live there, but... Interesting that once you left, once you left the Estadia Capital moved somewhere else, telling Jade, telling... No, but we can include it.

Yeah, well, you can include it, like, from the, I don't know, early 90s. Yeah, we can come up with some sort of lyric and include it. Thanks, Jade. So many as well texting coming through. Claudeon's Arena, apparently there's a mosh pit. People peaked in year 13. We're getting more texts about Hoof. Yeah, I know.

It seems to be a real thing. Every time I go on Tinder in Hamilton, it's just another cousin that I don't know about. If you've never hooked up by the river at 2 a.m., do you even live there? Yeah, Frankton, which is a suburb in Hamilton, is just Grand The F Dotto with more high-ace vans. Amazing.

And House on Hood, which I believe is a bar in Hamilton. Great place. It's a daycare for 24-year-olds, apparently, according to this person. And Brock said there's a pretty handsome blue-eyed Māori in Hamilton. Thank you, Brock. That's a great-old producer. Yeah, I know, Brock. That's what's inspired the hit song by Corella.

He does have beautiful eyes. Yeah, but that song's about a mouldy girl. Even I know that. Come on, Brock. He's a big girl. Nice to try. All right, well, we're going to compile all these lyrics. I'm going to put it into a song.

It'll be out Thursday. So Hamilton. How do you do it? Your Postcode playlist is out Thursday. I think I'm going to go with a country vibe this week because it's a farming town. That makes perfect sense. And also, country's very big at the moment. It's a thing.

I love how you really commit to something different every week. I can't wait, babe. Okay, Thursday is your day. Postco playlist, Hamilton, coming up. Hoof-G. Hoof-G. Have you heard hoof-G? Give us a hoof-G.

One hoof-G. Go on. Clip, me and Dan. Easy money, Ash, taking a break this week. Just for a week or so. Just for a week or so. And look, we were at a loss to replace it with something. We can't just have no opportunity for our listeners to win money.

There's got to be some way to make people rich. And I was like, I'll stop you there, Ash. Hold my ginger beer. That's right. A few weeks ago. A man by the name of Purchased his son A Marble Racing Track

It was $39 from the warehouse, great bargain After a couple of uses His son lost interest But now, after gathering dust in a cupboard The Marble Track has a new use You've heard of radio show competitions Like The Secret Sound Or Battle of the Sexes

Well, this radio competition eats promotions like that for breakfast. This week only, 10 people, 10 marbles, and a grand prize of 15 million! DONG! Yes, that's right. This week, two people each day will go in the drawer, and on Friday we'll battle it out in an epic marble race, with one person walking away with 15 million Vietnamese dong, which works out to be... It doesn't really matter, but it's around $1,000 New Zealand. So, grab your balls.

Marbles! And get ready to join the High Rollers Club. It's the biggest competition in the country this week. And you'd think, you know, like, oh, it's not easy money, not as many people will call. The lines have been absolutely jammed, perhaps more so than easy money 10K. People are desperate to get a marble in their hands.

Three people already have a marble in the race. And the fourth person with their name on a marble is Nikki. Congratulations. Oh my God, yay! I can't wait. Oh, I want to be a millionaire. Yes. Oh, my girl, my girl.

Yes, you will. Wow, there's a one in ten chance because on Friday, we're going to be live streaming the race on TikTok as well. Live at 8 o'clock on Friday morning, 10 marbles, one race track. you could win 15 million dong, Nicky. This is better than the lot of chances. I could put it towards going to Vietnam. You could!

I mean, second person who said that I'm really hot for this idea that someone's going to win the dong and spend the don't in the home of the dong. I'm going to commentate the race. It's going to be huge. So well done, Nikki. On your neck. Yay. And then we could do like a live stream from Vietnam.

You guys could come too. Oh, my God. The segment's writing itself. The possibility is endless. I mean, there's only 15 million dong. so we probably can't afford all of us to go. But hey, it's something. More chances throughout the rest of the week to get in that race.

Yes. Clint, megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Mother-in-laws love them or hate them. In many situations, they get a bit of a bad rap. It's very easy to have a, you know, a beef. A beef with your mother-in-law. I, however, have the world's greatest mother-in-law.

And this segment will only prove it. I was telling you yesterday about the time that I had, my 28-day cycle, was a 27-day cycle, and came by surprise and I mentioned it and then before I knew it my mother-in-law had whittled my underwear away

hand-washed them and returned them to me I'd sort of forgive her for just putting them in the washing machine but the hand washing is above and beyond because they were nice undies and I respect that and Janie so you gave me a challenge yesterday boys

yes we're going to give you some things you want to ask that you need to ask her yeah because you said you basically said she'd do anything for you so I was like let's test that let's test Janie

give her some really curly ones yeah so I start There's even more that I didn't even record, like Meg and Daisy are coming over for a play date today. So I asked Jenny, can you bake like four different things? She's said, yes, of course, I don't have it ready for you. Oh my gosh. Yeah, some sausage rolls and then spinach and feta ones and then some pana chocolate and some croissons. So she's going to do that for you.

It's just me. Yeah, but, you know, I love her. I want to have a good snack. So this one is another thing I asked her to do. We've been sent the, you know, the condition report for the, when you have a rental and you move into the, How do you feel about having a crack at that? Yeah, yeah. You're looking for what, though?

Anything wrong that you mean to make no time? Yeah, so, like, they send pictures of what's been done. Like, there's a scratch here, and you just need to go through and say, yep, there's a scratch here and go off the report. Right, got you. Is that okay? Yes, yep, go off the report. Yep. Not now.

Oh, no. Just tomorrow. Yeah, she went to start doing it straight away. Before the conversation was over. I love her. She's so lovely. And then I thought I'd rope Adrian into it Because I had asked for like four things by this point

So I was like, okay, mix it up So Adrian went in with a request Yes, my husband, her son So shirts Yes, you've got some to iron Yeah, is that alright? Yeah, sure, bring them down I only noticed this morning the iron

were sitting there and I thought Oh shit, I'll bet you've ironed your shirt for work Yeah, how many? Any, all of them? All of them, all the shirts I've got? Yes, all the shirts you've got. Okay. I will, I'm not, yes.

But bring them down Well, like, if I needed them all tonight, though Yeah, you need something for tomorrow, don't you? Yeah, but if I needed all of mine for tonight? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, God, I feel bad now. She's so cute. What a lovely lady.

I'm absolutely obsessed with her. She's the absolute cute. Okay, and then this one, oh, I started to feel like we were going too far with it, but apparently not. So we have a bit of a favour, and you can say no. Yeah, what do we need? We found the perfect present for Buddy for his birthday. Oh, yes.

on Trade Me, but we have to go pick it up. Okay. It's a bit of a drive. Right, okay. How far's too far to drive. It's like two hours there and two hours back. Okay. Why, is it perfect, is it?

Yeah, you can't get them anymore. They don't make them anymore. You have to get a second hand. Okay, what is that? Okay, what is it? Most are called Octa Ray, Octa not toy. Thanks. I'm happy to go and get it.

Thank you. Oh my God. You can tell that woman at all costs. You can tell she was like not fully into it. She's like, I'll do anything for you. Yeah. There is one more which I'll play when we return because that's not even the best one. We took it so far and she just, there's nothing she wanted to do.

Here's the thing, you're so lucky to get on. I'm the same. I get on really well with my mother-in-law. But there's people out there that don't. Yes. So I thought we could do, you can call us, oh, I don't do the edge. You tell us the name. Just the name.

No details, no backstory. Just the name of your mother-in-law. And I think you can tell a lot by a name. Janie, my mother, Jenny, you laugh, Janie. And we guess if you get on or not. Okay. We're talking mother-in-law is because mine is an absolute saint. If you just tuned in, I was told to see how far I could push it last night with

Jenny with all my requests. And so far, if she's agreed to iron all of my husband's shirts, it was like 10 of them, she really did it. Drive two hours to get a toy. And who words, she said she would do anything for you? Which is an amazing thing to say. Yes. We are about to take some calls, but I wanted to play the final thing that we asked,

Janie, and you'll hear now that my father-in-law, Waza, also gets involved. Oh, okay. You know the bed? Oh, yeah. We're sending it back to, because it's too firm. Yeah. So it's going to take a couple days to get it back. So we're happy to sleep on the floor.

Just need you to be here for the delivery person. Okay. Yeah. But we can sleep on the floor. No, you're in your 17. No, I'm happy, darling, to sleep on the floor. Tomorrow, so you'll come tomorrow. Yes, so it'll just be one or two nights or whatever.

No, we'll sleep on the... No way. We'll sleep on the floor, thank you. No problems at all. What's up. Oh, what a saint. Like, Watson was just like, shut up your... No, we will sleep on the floor.

She makes Mother Teresa look like a savage, right? I've never met her, and I think she's my favourite person on her. She is the best. Oh, my God. But the thing is, I think you can tell by her name instantly. Jenny. Janie, you go, she's lovely. No, no one's ever had beef with a Jenny.

No. A Janis, which is a real name, maybe. And that's what's inspired this next segment. You call us O800 the Edge. Tell us the name of your mother-in-law, and we guess if you've got beef or whether you get on. Okay, should we go to one already? Yes.

Okay, let's go to Meg. So Meg, what's your mother-in-law's name? Hi, my mother-in-law's name's Gleynas. I call her Gleeney. Oh, so Glynis, I would say we hate her, but Glennie. I reckon Glenys is lovely. I reckon Glenys is like Soul to the Earth, almost like your mother-in-law

Ash, just would do anything for you. I'm going to agree with you. I've got a Glenys in my family. Gorgeous person. Okay, Meg, we think we love Glenys. Yeah, we love Glenys. Yeah, there we go. Okay, nice, nice.

Okay, well done, go us. Okay, let's go to Alana. What's the mother-in-law's name in your family? You're making me anxious. Her name is Gerard. Yeah. But we call her Gernard. Okay, well, I don't know what that translates, so that might translate to Slag Face.

So, Gerard's a like your Slag Face. If I had to say it in African, it's Harar, and then we call her Garner. Okay. But, yeah, if you say it in English, it's like Gerard Butler, same funny. Okay. I reckon she, because she's got a nickname. Yeah. I reckon it's a nice nickname and you like her.

I'm going to disagree and say you don't like her. I'm going to disagree as well, just because I don't know. understand the translation. Yeah, so two out of three is saying we don't like Gerhard, or Gerard. So we have to go with that. So majority rules.

Allana tell us we love her or not so much. Can I believe it for it? No, I'm joking. I love her. I love her. No, the tone of voice implies that she's on the radio. I want to be honest.

Yeah, she might be streaming on Rover in South Africa. Yeah, okay. And finally, Justin, what is the name of your mother-in-law? My mother-in-law's name is Cherie Oh, absolute piece of work, P-O-S. I reckon

Sheree is a scumbag I reckon she's starting beef within the family I reckon you can't stand her She can't stand you Am I right? No, not even as a slightest He's an amazing lady Oh, really?

Everyone loves a mother-in-law Yeah, well good on you, Justin, that's great. For the sake of us get in the radio bit. Let's pretend I'm a caller, okay? Okay, okay. Okay. Hold on the other thing. Let me think of her name. We got, uh,

Josh on the line. Josh. Hi guys. I'm from, from, from, Rotorua. Okay, good morning. What's the mother-in-law's name? Oh, my mother-in-law's name is Ros.

Oh, she's an absolute nightmare. I reckon Ros killed a man. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to agree. Ross sounds like a piece of work. Oh, no, she didn't call her, but I hate her. There you go.

Yeah, so that, I mean... Was it your Kiwi accent? I can't do it. Oh, I did it, Colloman. Sad to people in Rotorua as well. They just don't normally down there. I'm sorry. Thanks for that, Josh.

It's the first place I could think of. I'm sorry. This is my favourite text. My mother-in-law's name's Brenda. Nothing need I say more. All right, we've got to ask me anything coming up next. We have a, oh, it's not a nudist, it is a... No, naturist.

Natureist. Yeah, his name's Jeff, and he's a very open book. Yeah. Just like his pants. All right. Clint, Megan Dan. Leshcoe! Ask me anything.

Yeah. We're doing this for a few days now, ask me anything, where we get different people from different walks of life off and just grill them, really. Yeah, in a safe space, no judgment. You can ask anything. All these people have come over their own free will, wanting to help people understand more about themselves, their decisions and kind of what they're doing.

Yeah, and today, a man by the name of Geoff. Now, Crema from Jeff, you're nudist, right? Yeah, we prefer to use the term naturist, but it amounts to pretty much the same thing. Yeah. If you do want the sort of fine line of difference between the two, I think most people agree that nudist is just somebody who likes to take their kit off, whereas nature is, there's a sort of a little bit more about the ethic of being at one with nature. So there is a sort of very, very subtle difference.

Now, I, this is a world which I know nothing about, and I'd imagine there'd be a lot of people listening right now that are the same. First of all, Jeff, how did you get into being a nudist? Natureist. Natureist. Gosh, sorry, Jeff. So in my particular case, I grew up in the UK and used to go on summer holidays with my partner at the time, and we used to go to places like the Greek Highlands, where it was completely normal to get your kit off. So how did you transition from like a holiday thing to a lifestyle choice?

Well, again, in my case with my wife, we decided to go pay a visit to Mapua Leisure Park. We live in Blenham and we decided we would go and visit the Marpua Leisure Park. So our first visit, we weren't during February and March. So we got there and we sort of saw around the place and thought, oh, yeah, it looks pretty reasonable, nice beach and all that kind of thing. So we then made a second visit, and the second visit we did deliberately aim it for the February, March period, and we thought we can give it a go. How much nudity, if you go to something like this and you're staying there,

which parts are you nude and which, or is it just like any time you leave your room, you can get you eating nude? So in the case of Marpua Leisure Park, which is privately run, it's basically a holiday, holiday park. They've tightened up on the rules over the years since the new owners took it. And now you are only allowed to be what we call in club uniform within the area of your accommodation or within the swimming pool area or on the beach. When you say the club, what's the club? What's the facilities they're at the club? Fight club.

We don't talk about new club. What kind of club? Yeah, what's a club? So it is literally a club. So you join the club. We do allow visitors. Some places around the world, you have naturist retreats. My wife and I are going to Australia in a couple of months' time and we will be staying at natureist retreats.

The difference between those in the club is that a natureist retreat is privately owned and run, obviously, for profit by somebody that wants to sell you a room for the night. We are a private club owned and operated by the members. We just want to make enough money to cover our costs. We run a 2.4 hectare site in Upper Mootri, and obviously there's lots of work to do around the place. nine whole chip and putt and golf course that that takes a fair bit of tender loving care and cost but in answer to your question the difference is we we have members who pay to be members and they contribute in some way to keeping the place neat and tidy as well at the moment we've got about just under 70 members we do have a clubhouse which is an old farmhouse people would

apply using our website to come and visit and we're fairly careful about who we let come in we do checks to make sure the people in question are probably the right people to be coming along because we do should make it clear that we have people living on site. There are 10 cottages on site where people live full time and effectively by inviting people to come and stay in our clubhouse, you know, you're effectively inviting them into those people's front garden so you have to be a little bit careful about who you allow into your house in the same way that your eye might be a little bit careful about who we're allowed to come in through the front door.

I would imagine that there would every now and then be someone with ill intentions. What kind of processes do you have in place or is it just a vibe check? Like what happens if you sense that someone is coming that's kind of, doesn't have the right intentions? Because you're talking about it like in a really kind of pure, non-sexual way. First thing would be that I've been a member of my club for eight years and I've been on the club committee for seven of those ever since I became a full member. We have a provisional membership period of one year.

during which time, you know, the idea is that you get to know the club members and the club members get to know you. And then if everybody's happy at the end of it and you still want to become a member, you apply to become a full member. And at that stage, you are a full voting member of the club. So there is that period where, you know, you are being monitored. But in terms of just people coming through the gate as visitors and maybe staying just for the day or staying for a couple of days, in my eight years at the club, that has never happened. We have never had to throw somebody out. Oh, fantastic stuff. Well, thank you so much, Jeff.

You're very welcome. Cheers. Thanks, Jeff. Clint, Megan Dan. Now, Ash, we've been doing this for many, many weeks, even long before you started on the show. Has there been a clean sweep before I started? Never. It's been pretty bad.

Never. It's called the Gen Z Quiz. You, Bella, our web girl, welcome to the studio. Hello. You've never got a clean sweep. Never. I've been close, though. Four out of five.

Yeah. The questions are usually based on general knowledge that a millennial would know. Or anyone older than a Gen Z would probably know. Yeah. Questions from the early 2000s, late 90s. You do make them a little bit tricky sometimes. What year were you born, Bella? 2000.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, imagine. A little bit of a spit on this week because we've got Justin on. Morning Justin. Good morning, guys. So you're going to be Bella's phone a friend. If she gets stuck on a question, she can come to you and you can help her out.

How does that sound? Yep, sounds perfect. Okay. How many times can I use him? Just once. Just once. Okay. So choose why.

My gosh. God, he just put that his finger on his face in her face. Just what? Very seriously. The first question, Bella. What was the name of Ross and Rachel's daughter in Friends? It was like a basic name. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you were on the right track. Come on. I'm feeling like Emma. Was it Emma? She's got one. I knew it was basic. Well done. Well done.

Well done. One from one. Okay. Next one is a TV show. What reality show is this The Theme Song 2? American Idol. She's great!

Two from two! She may not need the phone a friend at this point if she keeps it up. Oh my goodness me. Okay. Let's keep composure. Perfect score so far. Your next question, this is a little bit harder. Oh gosh.

But Justin might be able to help on this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What band sings this song? I'm just a girl A little loving Well, don't let me out of your side

Oh, I'm just a girl A pretty up for tea A huge song Is it the one that Daisy Jones In The Sixers' face of? No I don't know what it is But it's got a...

The singer is very famous You went on to be a solo artist. Enough clues. Oh, no doubt. Come on. Oh, come on. She's got a clue. Oh my gosh.

Is that three? Three for three. Oh my God, I'm nervous now. And remember, if we get a five out of five here with Ballet, we never play this game again. It's never happened. Oh, gosh, come on. Okay, go, keep going on. I'm just nervous for the next one.

What position? No clues, Ash. I'm not giving it out. I've never given a clue. What position does Harry Potter play in the Quidditch team? She doesn't know. I'm not a Harry Potter fan. We have the Krispy Kreme donuts and I didn't even know our house.

Okay, you're not going to find. Okay, we're going to bring Justin in here. Now, Justin, this is your chance to help out a perfect score. What position did Harry Potter play in the Quidditch team? Let's also say, if you get this right, Justin. Oh, I know. You're played a seeker. Well done.

What's the way to seeker? A seeker. Oh, I thinker. Justin, I was going to say we'll hook you up without a double past about a must-see movie if you got a right. But you got right? There we go. Well done, Justin. Thanks, Justin.

Thanks, Justin. Thank you've got four from four. This is the final question, Bella. It's never been done before. She's not going to know this. Can she get a perfect score? Five from five. Name this cartoon.

Football head. Football head. The two is in the name. She's been in this position before. She's had a four out of five. Can I play the audio again? I don't know if it'll help. It was a huge cartoon in the 90s, early 2000s.

Huge. I watched this after school. Every day. People are texting it through. I can't look at the screen. Don't look at the screen. You've got two seconds. Please get it.

What's his name? Give us an answer. It says she's, it is a boy's name, yes. The name of the cartoon. Stuart Little. Oh. No. So close.

Was it close? No. I mean you were close. It's hey Arnold. Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold. Oh my God.

We are so close. We had it. Everyone from the staff has come into the glass thinking you were about to do it. I'm embarrassed now. It was like easy money all over again. And I had to let Justin down. I'm sorry, Justin. Side note, how good was Stuart Little?

My goodness me. What, as a show, how good was it? Oh, the movie, yeah. I thought you meant my guess. I haven't thought about. Second one was really good. He gets a little red car. Well, so close for it yet so far.

Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Let you down. Rodent-based cartoons. I only asked down, but you let your family down as well. And your ancestors? And future generations. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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