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Episode Date: January 21, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they dive into an episode filled with laughter, surprises, and unexpected secrets. From Clint dealing with technical issues and Meghan pondering celebrity star signs to Dan's attempt at 'romantic fiction,' there's never a dull moment. They explore bizarre first date stories, discuss the top 10 most promiscuous countries, and welcome a listener into 'The Truth Booth' to reveal a life-altering secret. The episode rounds off with tales of besties turning into frenemies and much more. Don't miss this wildly entertaining episode! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast01:05 Us vs. The Playlist: Adele vs. T-Pain02:35 Tan's Relationship Scandal06:28 First Call of the Day: Kerry Ann09:57 Rachel McAdams' Walk of Fame14:10 Men Writing Women: Romantic Fiction21:14 Easy Money: Quiz Time33:12 Ed Sheeran Ticket Giveaway37:15 New Zealand's Promiscuity Ranking41:00 Terry's Viral Hinge Date50:26 Truth Booth: Jamie's Confession01:02:36 Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's Leaked Texts01:07:40 Friendship Fallout Stories

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcast educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Okay, we think it's fixed now. Oh, that was... It's a fight the morning.

Let's front foot something. Clint's drunk. What? And he's turned up to work and he's all over the show. Okay, we're going to get someone in to replace him. But until then, we're going to have stuff playing over everything. Yeah, so we apologize if you had nothing playing or if you had ads playing over things

that shouldn't have been playing. Yeah, who knows? Hopefully that's fixed now. Yeah. You know, we haven't done anything to fix it. It just stopped. And now we're going probably good now. Yeah.

I think so, yeah, we're kind of hoping that that's all done. Yeah, and I'll make it my mission today to find out whose fault it was and get them fired. So just rest assured it, let me handle it. Good. What if you find out was your fault? Mm. Then I'll sort of.

smoke screen that. Somehow. But I'm trying to hard to believe it will be. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Hopefully the ship is being steady and everything's working as it should

and we can just get into the show. Us versus the playlist. We're looking for a bit of a throwback. I think you might struggle to beat the playlist this morning. Well, give us what the playlist has got because I've got an option. Okay.

Do you want to give what you have first and then we'll see? Okay, well, at this day in 2012, Adele bet the Beatles and Pink Floyd, bands that had the record for having the longest album at number one, 16 weeks on the US charts. So her album 21 clocked up 17 weeks and so bet the record. I do like Adele. Am we even heard this song in so long. I love it goes off. Have you done this as a hit the spot?

No. But I mean, how is my vocal ever going to get close to Adele? Seap belts on guys because she's going to get a little whiplash considering what what the playlist has. It is a hard battle. Adele versus T-Pay. I mean, they're both opposite ends of the spectrum. This is a great song, though.

I mean, it is a pick-me-upper. And I feel like after the morning we've had, we do need a little pick-me-up. Oh, so unfortunate for Adele? I mean, Adele. I mean, it's a great song. Okay. That has to be.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Neo got a bit of chatting scandal this week because he's got like three girlfriends. Yeah, so all four of them. Just like living together, love and life. Oh, is it three? I thought it was just him and two others. No, three. My goodness, me.

He had one and then he said he never wanted to lie to another woman again. So he said, hey, look, I want to be honest with you, there's someone else. I'd like you to meet her. And then someone else. Yeah, and then obviously. I hope they have a lot of perks, though, those girls. I hope they have, like, you know, they get access to his money. They can buy whatever they want.

What do you think he's worth? I don't think he'd be worth. It's hard because he does feel like one of those, like, 90s, 2000s legends and would just be having money all the time behind. You know how we do throwbacks? He'd just be making, like, pocket from... Have he worth more than you think. I'm going to go 60 mil.

Oh, is that a lot? I don't even know where to start with these things. Let's go 210 mil. Oh, I absolutely not. No. Well, he's doing like, he's like a judge on, like, reality TV shows. He was alongside Jailo in that dancing reality show. Okay, two different websites, Celebrity Net Worth, Yahoo's weighed in on it for some reason.

So there's a whole, okay, the lowest that I can see is he's worth 9 million. Jesus. Another says 11, and then there's another website that says he's around 16 million. Tell you what, he needs to drop one of the girls. Because if they're, you know, you can't have three girlfriends. with a nine million. They're not all driving G-waggons either, if that's the case.

You know, one of them's got a vits. So good. Nine million and it's not all liquid. He'd be like, you know, a lot of it's tied up in assets. How much money would he have in his like spending account right now? I'd love to know. I'd love to chat to someone that isn't a similar relationship to Neo.

Are they all equal or is there one like queen? You know, you have your two. Surely the first one's the queen. Yeah, where she's like your main wife or husband, if you're doing it the other way around. Okay Piss off, Dad Do it the other way around

You know there's a woman out there They want three men She's barely hanging on with one She's wishing she was a lesbian as well Oh my God three There's no woman that wants three guys I don't think It's so funny hey they don't

No we're so different There's three different schedules I've got to organise Three different dinners I've got to make Three guys that all didn't listen to what you said Or remember what you asked them to get from the supermarket Get together and do gay men and watch basketball Yeah, brough down, we're having a boys night.

She's like, I don't have sex night, they're like, oh no, we're just playing an NBA. No, that's never, never happening. That actually doesn't sound like a bad time, actually. Just you and a couple of your boys, you've all got the same type of women, sweet as, and then like one of you takes her out for a date. Well, the other two just sings beers with the other. Where you go? You go out with Meg tonight, yeah, we're going to post it home pay PS5.

And you're like, oh, do we have, Meg, do we have to go out? It's raining. And next is just for the boys, Matt. be the worth torture I wonder if there's ever been I don't think genuinely I don't think

there's ever been a woman that's had three guys three husbands that's a reality TV show yeah isn't it yeah it is we've seen the opposite

maybe Cleopatra wasn't she like didn't she maybe back of the day have a few hobbies I don't know it's an interesting thing you'd have to have a favourite

it's like kids you wouldn't admit it but there's always a favourite I think that's true but I think the favourite changes day to day or week to wait. Your favourite is probably majority one over the other. I don't know how many days they get

I'm not going to say it. Yeah, should we say the name? No, we can't. First call of the day next. 0800. The edge. We'll see how the voucher to go in the kids to store at C. That's not true. Clint Megadam.

Lesh goal. First call of the day. First call of the day. All right. Who's going to be to kick us off and get us in good stuff? for the rest of the morning. Oh, of course it's good old Kerry and guess what she drives a vits. Good on you, Kerriang.

Good morning. Yes, it's my girl. Good morning, guys. Now, the thing that's stood out for me is you work for Canterbury Bill Tong. Bill Tong is my favourite thing. Wait, is that jerky? Oh, yeah. It's so good.

Yeah. There's a difference between jerky and Bil Tong, isn't there? Yeah, it's just the way it's kind of like slice, so one is thicker than the other. Yeah. So Bill Tong's, I guess, like, I guess, like, like a cuired meat, it's dried and, oh my God, it's so delicious. I get this garlic one from my butcher down the road, and I just chew on that, like nothing else. Just numb on it?

Yeah, it's pretty good. Do you know what? A bag of that stuff should come with dental floss, though. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's very chubby, especially the jerky. Do you know, Kerriam once got drugged your me goring noodles, and then she threw up,

and they came back up as noodles? Brilliant. Wow. You got to chew your food, better, babe. Is that the fact that Carl asked you, our producer, and what she said? Favorite fact of accent. Yeah, I was trying to find, I think of a drunken story. Do you remember back in the days when you used to have the passion pop?

Yeah, I do. And it used to be like, I don't know, like $5. Oh God, I can't believe you brought back up. Passion pop. Oh my God, I actually blacked that out from my memory, Carrie Ann. That's horrific. Passion pop. I used to just guzzle that by the leader.

Really? Yes, and Lower Hut. Explain it to us what it was. Passion pop is like the cheapest of wines. It's called Passion Pop. No wine should be called that. No, that's disgusting. Was it wine?

I don't even remember. Yeah, yeah. It was definitely wine, but yeah, me and my friends used to call it the 10-bark truck. Yeah. The 10-bark chuck? It doesn't be so bad. Oh, wow.

I've looked up the bottle. That's horrible. Hey, Kerry Ann, when people call you Kerry, does that annoy you? Um, well, they do that to me at work, actually, funnily enough. One person started calling me out, and then everybody called me at, but no, I don't really care. Right, because normally people... It's probably easier than say my name to someone. and people think it's like my first and then my middle name,

not like the whole name. Yeah, the double barrel stuff, you know when you get people and you go, it's Anne-Marie or something, you go, hey, Anne, they go, it's Anne-Marie. Well, do you still have a middle name? Pardon? Do you still have a name? Yeah, no, I do, yeah, I've got a middle name.

Yeah. There is a song about you. By the Hollies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't even know that. It's crazy. Yeah, he goes, hey, Carrie, yeah.

I don't believe you're 34 years old and you've never heard a song about yourself. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I've never heard a specific name. heard it before. Maybe you're named after it. Before you let you go, Kerry Ann, give us a plug for the business. Oh, yeah.

Canterbury Bill Tong. Oh, I'm real bad of it. What flavours do you do? What's your highest selling, Bill Tongue? So we do original barbecue, garlic, tangy pepper, sweet heat. Yeah, just like a really, really wide range, really. Okay, sounds delicious. If you want to throw back, Carrie Ann, $7 for a bottle of Passion Pop these days.

Is it still going? Still going $7. I'm not sure if I want to hang over on that one with a toddler. No way. Oh, God. Texas 3, 3, 3, 4, 3 if you're still rocking a passion pop. Well, I don't think they have any Bill toung. They got everything else, though.

Swing by a Z, and you can get stuck into their gourmet, Kumara and Cashew Pie, if you like. We'll send you a voucher to go spend in store for chatting with us, Kerry. Oh, thank you so much, guys. Enjoy the rest of your week. You too, babe. Yeah, mate. All right. We've got Scannell coming up next.

Rachel McAdams got her walk of fame. Really? Rachel McAdams has taken this long? Yes, taken this long. And she had the greatest speech from one of her friends and colleagues that is like the best, I think, of all time. And what I expect if I ever get. Okay. An award of some sort from one of you two.

I don't feel like I need to do this. But I feel like Rachel McAdams, she was on the notebook of Ryan Gosling. I said Ryan Gosling that did it. No, it wasn't. But it was one of our other co-stars that you're, oh my gosh, it's beautiful. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. Gandal with Meg Rachel McAdams got her

Hollywood Walk of Fame moment and she had Dom Hall Glerson Gleason he's the guy that did About Time with her Do you remember the movie About Time? Oh yes I love that film

He's Ginger, Ginger Guy Kind of funny English Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah And they did that film together Yeah he's not like a real Super known like person But he's obviously done some of it But if you have not seen the movie

about time. I reckon it'd be on a lot of people's top ten greatest movies of all timeists. I agree. And is it Billy? Who's the dad? Who's the dad actor? And he was also on Pirates in the Caribbean.

Come on. Who was Bill Nye? Bill Nigh. Bill Nahi. Yeah, he's a great actor. He's one of those guys that you see the face and you go, oh yeah, that guy. But by name, nah, not for me.

Fantastic movie. Anyway, Dom Hill, he's the one that decided to do the speech. It was chosen for him. And you can see why. This is what he said. I'll let him talk about it. I don't think you deserve this. And let me tell you why. Life, and more importantly, Hollywood,

has taught me that you are not supposed to have it all. It is not fair to be everyone's favorite person on set and the best actor in the room. It is selfish of you to be a devoted mother of two, putting family above all else, and a huge movie star continually knocking it out of the park, commercially and artistically.

It's not okay to be a Hollywood star and a character actor, to be gifted at comedy and drama, to be unrestricted by genre or expectation, and to be the loveliest person I've ever met in my life. That's not how we do things.

And so, yeah, I just, I don't think you deserve it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. A bit of a chuddin, indeed, to be fair, but a lot of nice stuff in the middle. Got out, yeah, it was, It's really lovely And she is amazing Like Rachel McCadden's is

She does come across like a lovely person It's nice to know that it's real Of how she seems is how it must be I mean her and Ryan Gosling In The notebook The chemistry there is one of the greats of I know I must say that she's probably

Somebody as well If she's in the movie I'll trust it's good Yes You know I'm like yeah I'll see him Atch McAdams movie definitely She's like a bankable star Because you'll watch it based on her being in it alone That's so true. She hasn't really had a crapper, has she?

She's had a few that have been a bit quieter than others. Yeah. But she's always picking great scripts. They reckon they give away 20 to 30 stars on the Hollywood Walker Fame a year. And $75,000 is the cost to put it in the ground and maintain it. And somebody has to pay for it. So the actor pays? Yeah, well, they set a sponsor.

So it's either the network or a sponsor. And quite often actors do apply to have it themselves. Yeah, like anyone, even we could nominate somebody. Right. Yeah, they get 100. of nominations. Do we nominate Dan? Yeah.

Oh, you get, no, you have to also be in good standing. You have to have been publicly doing pretty cool ship for at least five years. Oh, it's Clint. You've done it for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years. Yeah, with you.

Maybe next year. Yeah. O'clock. Works not paying $75,000 to get Dan a star. No, I'd pay it. Yeah, Clint can dock half of his salary for that. You're just like one sponsor post. I don't McCauley Colkin just got his a couple of years

He's been doing over years And he only just got one Yeah he's like someone gonna nominate me You stand when you find out He's nominated himself with a burner email account So Clint Meg and Dan Stinky B

Meg threw it out there over the holidays saying What would you like to see come back in 2026 And um This came back Nauty people It's the second most wanted thing That's probably number one Good boy Danny

So yes we have men writing women or I think it's been is the name being changed? Yeah because I guess if you all knew and you heard men writing women you're like what is that but it was men writing erotic fiction for the female gays and then that was too long so we just kind of shortened it and stuck and I think

traditionally men are not good are they I mean there is some exceptions there are literally I think they're still running I have to check on it but there's an award every year where the worst the worst sexual passage of writing written by a man there are awards

I have to see. Oh, we wouldn't be in the running for that because we're pretty good at it now. It's hard to do though. Like writing it yesterday again, remind me of how difficult it is to write good erotic fiction. Well, I think the name, at least at the moment,

is looking like a bromantic fiction. So it's just some of the boys who have written romantic fiction. We've got an intro. I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it. If we love it, it sticks. If it's not really the vibe,

we'll pivot next week. Are you finished, Dan? Yeah, I'm Finnish Clint Are you? Sure am, mate How about you show me yours and I'll show you mine? It's Clint Macon Dance Romantic fiction

That is not my voice, Dad You put that through some sort of AI processor That's not my voice either His voice is that Wow, all right Okay, well there's the intro Oh I can't hear you neeps It's very, you're very well

Yeah, no, that's your guys voice I'm here Okay, right I don't know when you guys recorded that together but I've gone through both of them. To say that you're rusty, we'd be putting it lightly, I would say.

So I actually thought I was like, hand on heart, I was like, I've done this like too well. And I've set myself up because what's going to happen is I don't know if I'm going to be able to maintain that standard all year. So I was like, I've done myself a bit of an injustice coming out of the gate. So with all my best stuff,

in one... I can tell you're excited, Clint, because you did a big spelling error on your final line, and I'm keeping that in. And then, no, well, you too, Dan, you got a bit... I don't know if you were meant to do this or not. My last line is absolute singer. Oh, it's not when you have these spelling error, isn't it?

It's just stitching you up there. I wrote my final line, and I thought, this is how J.K. Rowling felt when she wrote Harry Potter. That's how I was like, that is some of the best writing I've ever done. Okay, well, I did want to know. Was this an accident, or do you really not know what this is?

You wrote a familiar aroma of candlewood. Oh, that's sandalwood. It's sad. Yeah. Oh, that's the spelling area. No, you're going to read it how he wrote it. You should prove it. That's stained as Candlewood, which God knows what that means.

Do you know how? Do you know Meg? We finished the show and everyone sort of disbanded, and then I had a meeting here at work for something else for an hour. Okay? So an hour later, I leave and I'm walking into my car, and I'm like, what the hell is Dan's? still doing here.

And I go down and Dan's writing his erotic fiction in his car by himself still. He would have spent a lot of time on his. No, honestly, if you said me, a thousand dollars right now, put your beer on how long it took for Dan to write this, I'd say seven minutes. It fell out of me. It really fell out of me. It was. It is.

We must have pushed it back in and let it fall out a few more times because you were there for ages. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so... Yeah, I think you got confused. There's a lot of instruments in yours, Dan. I don't know if you don't know a gym very well because it's gym themed, but has turned into a bit of a musical.

So somehow... Oh, sexy. I don't think you're reading it wrong. Do you include musical instruments? Oh, because they met at a band camp, yes. I mean, what's they got to do with anything? No, but they were at a gym and he was asking if she'd finish with the machine.

Yeah, but she remembered him from anyway. You'll see that. Okay. So we always read the... Well, Meg reads these after 7 o'clock. Typically, the better one goes second. So whose story are you going to read first? It's like Sophie's choice.

It is. It is. I'm going to read yours first, Clint. Oh, no. I thought I nailed it. But usually that doesn't mean it's necessarily sexier. Oh, yeah, true. Yours can be so bad. You have to stick around to hear how bad.

Yeah, that's true. Remember, though, it fell out of me. Chaparroam Pink Pottie Club on the edge She's going to be in the country in a couple of weeks And you can be there as well at Laneway Festival Alongside role model as well Where I'm super pumped about And also Pink Pantherus

Gigi Perez, BNI A lot of others All you got to do is listen to Cal After our show finishes at 10 And then you get on the standby list When you hear the cue to call for Festi Bestie And then Ash London after 3 o'clock Could be calling you back with the news

That you're going for free Oh, what a day it's going to be Yeah, role model Always brings out a Sally Yeah, for her song Sally When the One comes out, run out, sorry And somebody comes up We've had Natalie Portman, Hillary Duff,

Lewis Capaldi, some of them I think Charlie XX did it once I guess it's like a celebrity version of one less lonely girl that Justin Bieber used to do Remember he used to bring a person up on stage And you dance around them And Sabrina Carpenter, if there's a celebrity In her audience normally cuffs them for a part of her

Yeah Well, Cal did a bit of a whip around the edge off us to find out who people thought might be Sally in a couple of weeks. Dan, who do you think's going to be Sally at Laneway, 226? Susie Cato.

Chapel Ron. Mr. Fantasy! I actually don't know who that is, so don't ask me. It needs to be Hillary Barry. Who do you think's going to be Sally at Landway 26? Who?

Oh, I think it'll be Ash London from the Ash London Show. Oh, it's me. You wish. The beautiful Helen Clark. Callum Payne. Jacinda Adirne. Imagine it was Helen Clark.

Yeah, Lord, another one that didn't have in there. could be Lord. Jacinda would get a real good round of my paws. Oh, she'd also get, unfortunately. There'd be a mix of booze and stuff. Oh, she's not even in politics anymore. Leave her law.

Yeah. Can we also not glaze over Susie Cato? Yeah, Susie B-Magine. God, I love that woman. Yeah. She would be cool. And she's hot. Can I? She's like, what is, so what's Sally?

So who? I'm Sally and what do I have to say? Nothing. Just walk out on stage. She'd be like, when am I going to sing my song? True. She'd do it up. After. She'd do Sally with the wrongs out and then she'd do see you see you later.

Yeah, all right. Easy money is up next. We'll have it actually a minute and a half. We'll do it right on the other side of news headlines. Your chance to play for a grand in the hand. All you've got to do is give us 10 answers, starting with the letter. Meg gives you in 30 seconds. Easy. You're not going to make $1,000 easier than that.

0,800 the edge. You want to give it a crack. Clint, Megan Dan. Good morning. It's three past seven. Practice makes perfect so you can download the new Rover app and play EasyMond. money anytime you like but if you want to play for real cash you call us at seven or eight each morning morning april oh oh not a good start morning april's morning april's because weather around the

country is like awful how's crush it's doing uh yeah the weather is terrible it's raining right now i don't think there's anywhere in new zealand that's sunny at the moment unfortunately no yes all right april well the rules are you have 30 seconds to give us 10 answers starting with the letter Meg gives you. You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back. You just can't have any repeated answers. Kill? Yeah, no worries.

All right. Good luck. Okay, your letter is O for Awesome. Do you know you know? You know, you know. Here we go. Give me a girl's name. Olivia.

A shape. Shape. Shape. Pass. An occupation. Occupational therapist An animal Octopus

Something you'd eat for breakfast Oreos A word ending an R A puff A pop song title Of Time Time

You got through seven You passed three of them So you got four Shape oval octagon And word edian R Like over operator Yeah At least you weren't even close April

Because if you were close You know, then you'd be kicking yourself. You'd missed out by one. Yeah, it's like that person was playing for 10 grand once. And they had, honestly God, they were flying. They had like four seconds left for the final question, which was named something in a supermarket, starting with O. And she went, um, oh, oh, and you just, it was just heartbreaking.

She would have been kicking herself out. You're right, Dan, the rest of the week or year. God, we need a win. No, we're desperate for a win in this. Well, back again at 8 o'clock, if you think you can kick it in the guts, any better? We've got what used to be men, writing women now called Bromantic Fiction. Yeah, Dan and I, we've put some sexy words to paper.

It's back. Some of you need to be careful, ladies. If you are operating heavy machinery. From laughing? No, no, not from laughing. From just getting so carried away and caught up that you lose focus on what you're actually trying to do. As I was you, I would pull over your car because it's going to get saucy next. Oh, yeah.

Actually, I did say earlier this morning, I thought I'd written it so well that I peaked very early for the start of the year. Meg texts me back and she said brilliantly terrible. I said horrible. Brilliantly horrible or something.

Clint, Meg and Dan. She's back, not just Meg, but one of our beloved segments that we thought people were over for 2026, but turns out no. No, apparently the people still want it. I did a poll. What did you want to see back for 2026?

This was the second highest thing. men writing women renamed to romantic fiction I give the boys a prompt they try and do an erotic story for females to enjoy and here we are it's just if anything Dan it's just another thing that we can another charity

thing we can put in our cap like you're welcome we don't ask for anything ladies in return you're welcome another feather in the cap if this is your first time hearing it I write the prompt when you hear the bell it's when the boys writing begins and we are going with Clint's first that's it I guess that's it

give up. It was the 22nd of Jen and I was already thrown in the towel for my gym goals. I bent down with my towel to wipe down the seat when I heard from behind me. Are you finished with the machine? I recognize the wrong music, sorry. I recognize the raspy mahogany voice and turned swiftly coming face to face with my older brother's best friend. I used to be obsessed with him years ago but he was too old for me, supposedly. Brittany? Yeah, hey Brandon. Wow, I haven't seen you since high school. I interject, finishing his sentence. He studies me up and down, one eye on mine,

the other scanning every good of my body. He's a terrible lazy eye. He's like a chameleon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's seen the movie sing. He can maintain eye contact with her, but he's also checking her out. He should go to the doctor. He should absolutely go.

If one eye is looking her in the eye and the other one is looking her up and down, Yeah. I'm terribly worried for him. That's a talent though, really. I do. It's impossible. Very strong lazy eye.

Right. He looks at me with hungry, dark brown eyes, his bulging peaks, raising with each breath as he takes me in. Which is also... God, his eyes are moving, his decks are moving. There's a lot going on. There's a lot of confusion.

Too much pre-workout. You look great, breath. Yeah, what can I say? Puberty was all. good to meet. Oh. Dusty. Don't be computer.

Like, I pick puberty at 12. No what I mean? She was obviously very young when he knew her. Right. And now, like, she's out of high school. She's got a job. Don't meet your puberty.

It's just gross. Take that word out. Come on. Reinforcing the fact that now they're old enough to be together, whereas before it was taboo. I readjust my top to make my point, pulling it down at the sides,

making it impossible for his vision to not become overwhelmed by my chest that thrusts its way above my white tank top. God, what a knife! His legs are moving, his eyes are all over the show. Her boobs are going, aye, aye, aye. I'll admit at this point I was like, I'm nailing this, and you guys are making me feel really insecure now.

It's like a Dr. Seuss book. Well, machines all yours, I say. I've got to hit the showers anyway. He steps forward, taking up the space between us and runs his fingers through my gym towel, using it to slowly pull me into him. I'd be, honestly, if I was at this gym, and I was also waiting for the machine,

I'd be like, are you guys? What is happening? some sort of sexual tension. Want any company? Hot steam filled the room as our naked body's embraced. We've done a real jump scare here. Or they're still in the gym. No, easy do you want, obviously, company in the shower.

We've gone to the shower. Obviously, we're in the shower. So one of them's gone into the opposite sexes. I'll admit. I wrote some more stuff here, and then I realized it was getting too long, and I cut it. His soft kiss barely touched my neck. I exiled as sharply a groan escaping my lips that he quickly muffled with his hands

for the yoga class of women that had just barged through the bathroom door didn't hear us. So she's like, shush, shush, shoo, because she's all that. With one hand he scooped me up, wrapping my legs around his waist, the water running between our faces as our mouths crashed into another. That's when I felt. That's when I felt him. And let's just say, Brandon wasn't Skippy Groyday.

He wasn't skipping Groyndale. Oh, you wrote Skippy. You wrote Skippy. He got too excited. I got too excited. I'm going, that's good. That's good. That's good.

Oh my God, he's not skipping groin day. It's groin day a thing. I don't know, clip would know. What machine do you use for that? Man, if you thought that was bad... If you don't know, I'm not telling you, Dan's is next. Okay. I'll tell you this, mine's way sexy.

Oh, it's not. It's not. Sometimes I do think I'm like, man, I'm wasting my time in radio. How much money could I be making in the erotic fiction realm? The world's your oyster clip. All right, let's get into it. Dan wrote some erotic fiction that he thought females would enjoy. joy for a bit called

Romantic fiction. Clint just did his. Awful. Dan's is worse. Here we go. No. Dan, funnily enough, when he was in the car and I was leaving work and he was still sitting there. He goes to me oh my God, bro. I forgot how good I was at this. Like he was so proud of himself. Keep that in mind. Stephanie Meyer

when she wore at Twilight, felt the same way. Oh, I don't think she did. Right. When you hear the bell, that's when Dan's writing begins. Here we go. That's it. I give up. It was the 22nd of Jan and I was already thrown in the towel for my gym goals. I bent down with my towel to wipe down the seat when I heard from behind me are you finished with the machine?

I somehow knew that voice. It seemed familiar but from where? Still bent down I looked through my toes. She already said she's been to have picked up her tail so she's not bending over anymore. No, she's still bent down. I look through my toned legs

to see his muscular bottom half behind me. Wait so she's looking through her legs. She's been so far over. She's looking through her own legs. I got her up in. Yeah, that's cool. Right, but I still couldn't pinpoint how I knew this man.

I took a deep breath in through my nose. She's looking at him upside down. And then just seen his legs. I took a deep breath in through my nose. Which is just mostly minge, by the way, because she's been over. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't write that, can I say? She's bent over through her own legs. Right. What is she? What is she? A familiar aroma of deep candlewood and see it to caress my nostrils.

I'm supposed to be sandalwood, sorry. That's when it dawned on me. I knew that smell anywhere. Gavin Henshaw, I said provocatively. That sounds like a good old smart name. Still making sure I was still bent down so you could see my best asset. She's still bent down looking through her legs, by the way.

Because she knows that he likes that stuff. They just having a whole conversation. say she hasn't stood up yet, Dan. Read on. I knew he couldn't resist. How did I know? We spent a night together at Band Camp years ago. He still loved me and I knew it.

Wait, so Dan has enjoyed the location setting that you gave him and somehow moved to Ban Camp. If I'm honest with myself, I never stop loving him. Long time, no, see. His low voice chimed from behind me. I could feel that he'd moved even closer. I giggled. Still beat down.

Why? She needs to stand up and face him. She's got a head rush by this point. I slowly stood up, flicked my head around quickly to face him, keeping my body pointed in the other direction. So that's sexy, so she's bent up, flipped her hair around, she's still looking the other way. What, like J-Lo Wood on stage?

Yeah, pretty much. You've imagined it right. It's been a long time since band camp. Do you still play violin? He asked, trying to keep the conversation light. No. I moaned. Rotating my hip.

as I spoke. No one's done that. Nobody does that. This is terrible, bro. No, it's good. He looked, oh, it gets worse, cloned. He looked disappointed and went to speak, but I put my finger to his mouth to stop him,

and grabbed his chin, pulled his ear to my mouth, and uttered the words I knew he couldn't resist. I may have given up the violin, but don't worry. I still play the skin flute very well. It's just absolutely rubbish. What? Isn't that many plays with himself?

Is this a female or a male? I still don't know. I mean... Look at him. He's thinking how proud of himself he is. It's terrible, bro. Oh, yeah. That is a reward of winning rising.

It's absolutely atrocious. It's like you've finished the race last, and you've got your hands in the air, and you're like, this pumping. I hope this off. I know I know we can that bit. Like last year? I don't know why people want it back.

That was some of the best. Sorry. All right. Listen out for that Edsharing track and Mick's got a scandal update for us that we all get to when we compose ourselves. Absolutely. You'll be forgiven for not being ready for the next thing

because I imagine you're about hot under the collar. I'm right here. Charlie Perth is talking about Taylor's Club, so I'm ready. You're looking pretty hot. Deep breaths. Clint, Meg and Dan. If you have been listening, you will know if you hear an Ed Shearing song this week,

you call us and you get to go for free. Just like, Locky! Good, God. Congratulations, Locker. H-Juring this weekend. Thank you guys. You're very welcome, mate. Who are you taking?

I didn't say my partner. Oh, safe, yes. What were the plans this weekend? What's going in the bin now? Yeah, true. Oh, during, I was heading over to Acarora, so we'll have to cancel that plan, but it's all right. Oh, yeah.

Ackeroon, wait. Ackero will be there next week. Yeah, Akeru and wait. Yeah, that's beautiful, though. Good on you. Brilliant. Really appreciate it, guys. You're very welcome.

Thanks for listening, brother. Last night, it was in Wellington, played his final gig there, by all accounts, smashed it, but we expect nothing less with Ed Sharon. And we're the first stop, eh, on the Big World Tour. We're the guinea pigs. Very cool.

Good for guys. All right. It's Candle with Meg. What's going on? You may remember with Taylor's last album, no, no, second last album, the Dead Poet Society. What is it?

The Torture Poet Society. Very different. You've got that. So I've got that all wrong. She had a song called Fortnite, which was the lead single of it with Post Malone. Oh, no, it's not four late. What was the song?

Should have been, I mean, What was it? Oh God, I've mucked this all up. It's one of the songs, it's called the Torture Poets Department, I believe, and she is singing about her and Maddie Healy, her ex-boyfriend, talking about Charlie Puth. We declare Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist. I'll scratch your head. You fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever.

Yeah, so what does Charlie Puth think about that? Hearing that in a song that Taylor Swift just been signed into, the songwriter's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, by the way, today. She wrote that about him. I thought that would be a compliment, but I can see how if you think you are a big artist, it might be taken as an insult. This is what Charlie had to say.

I mean, it's something to call someone about. It was pretty shocking. I don't know if that was like the moment where I realized that I needed to write a certain kind of music, but it was definitely affirming that one of the biggest stars in the world knows me. I understood exactly what she meant to be a quote bigger artist.

I think you have to let people in a little bit more and maybe to your point I hadn't let people in as much as I should have in the beginnings of my career. Because I follow him on like social media and he is like a wizard

and just creating a song from weird sounds and just put a beat down and You're watching his mind like work and you realize he's very unique in terms of how creative and talented he is but I don't know. I think he's on the money there with what he says about letting people in.

I don't think like if you ask me about Charlie Puth I know nothing about him. I know he's very, very talented. I know he's great with pro tools and like producing music but apart from that like if you say Selina Gomez you know who she's married to you know who like all the stuff that's in past the Justin Bieber stuff.

Nothing about him really. You think that's super important. I mean I guess when an artist comes in here and they're very open and very funny. You do naturally gravitate more towards their music because they're a great person. I interviewed him a few years ago

and I thought he was really open. I actually played in my birthing video. Whoa. Sounds like you were open with him. Very. I just played in the sounds because he can pick any note. And so he told me what it was, like an E-flat or something. He's got perfect pitch.

Yeah, yeah. And he was great and we were like, I think, feel like we got along very, very well. So I find it surprising that he says he doesn't let people in, because he felt very human and normal to me when we were chatting. He's still young as well, and he's got a lot of time to level up. I don't know if he's that young. To you, maybe.

I'd pick him at like 29. 34. Okay, close. Yeah, so he's getting up there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, piss off. 35's still young, though, oh no. That is, yeah.

I'd say so, dad, I'd say so. Yeah, all right. Next on the show, New Zealand has finished fifth in the world. for what? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. We came number fifth in the world for being the most something. Australia, number one, because I always try to...

Oh, they're good at everything, eh, Australians? It does piss me off. Do you think it's something before you say what it is, Clint, that you want to be number one in? I'm not each to their own. Okay. The top ten most promiscuous countries in the world have been ranked. Promiscuous? And New Zealand was the fifth freakiest country.

What were the top five out of interest? I'd love to know. Above us was Chile at four, Greece at three, Brazil at two, and Australia are at one. Thailand was number nine. I was like, we're freakyer than Thailand? I've heard some stories, so I don't know. I don't know. I would say, yeah, Brazil I think would be pretty freaky.

They based on a bunch of factors. Average age of virginity was lost. Average age of partners, that's what really moved New Zealand up the rankings. Oh, wow. Yeah, the average number is 13.2. Hey, we're all under it. Partners. STI rates, prostitution legal, pre-marital relations, all those sorts of things.

Wow. Yeah, and so we finished number five. Okay. Yeah. Good for us, I guess. I mean, it's not a bad thing necessarily. No. Yeah, promiscuousness.

So we discuss off here our kinks and we've thrown them on a post-it note and into the hat. So they're anonymous and we're going to keep it. that way? Sure. Sure. But when we say that, it never happens. No, no, okay, but let's do it. It'll just be like, well, someone on the team is into that. And have we included the producers? No, just...

Oh, Jesus. It's going to be pretty easy. I think to tell. Oh, no. There's like 17 people in the producer, but I've only got three. Safety in numbers, guys, come on. Three things of the hats. It could be very obvious. Okay. Okay. Anonymous.

We're anonymous. Okay. I'm into step-sister stuff. And it says in brackets. Non-related, though, obviously. Yeah, so I wonder. I guess that person means whoever it was. Maybe they're a little bit older.

Their mum gets together with a new man, and then his daughter's really hot. Yeah. And then they're, you know. Right. I'm not so. That's what I'm guessing. All right.

I mean, but yeah, well-bought-out plan, I suppose. Yeah. Okay. Next, potential getting caught doing it when you're not allowed to outdoors. Right. Okay. They call that voyeurism, I think. Voyeurism.

Not actually getting watched, I imagine that person meant. They, like, the potential. Yeah, that was me, that was me. Yeah, that was me. The excitement of maybe getting caught or seen. Yes, yes. And the last one is six outdoors. So, oh.

Oh, somebody. There's two people doing that. You're a good match. Oh, so you are the steps. Oh, yuck, dad. Oh, that's me. Okay. Well, congratulations, New Zealand.

Yeah, the fifth freakiest country in the world. And if you're an Australian living, New Zealand, gidday, number one. Good for you. Yeah, thank you. All right. Healthy, healthy, it's healthy. Coming on next, would you bail from this date? Yeah.

If you went on a hinge date with Terry, she's going to chat with us next. She did something very unique that I've never heard of doing on a first date. stuck around but I would have been out of it. Yeah, I think I would have probably messaged a mate to give me a call. Yeah, oh, emergency. This is actually number two on my kinklers. Sorry, sorry.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. And also, Terry joins us on the show this morning. She's from Australia. She's going viral at a moment for a hinge date that she went on. Morning, Terry. Good morning. Yeah, she is.

Terry's going a bit viral over in Australia. Worldwide now. Tell us exactly how the story. all started out. I know there was a hinge date involved and did he tell you to dress up for it? Well, there's a little bit of history with me. It's kind of a thing that I do. I mean, I've pretended

to be a professional hobby hoser on a day. I've been a dolphin. I've been a sumo suit. So I was like, how am I going to step this up in 2020 so I asked a guy on hinge that I'd been speaking to if he'd like me to dress up for our date. Oh, you asked him? I might have missed. I asked him,

yeah, I said, should I dress up? And he said yes. So that's what I did and I went is the law rights this time now. Wait, so the last year when you entered the dolphin and things, were there any second dates involved? Well, look, I would have liked the second date, but I never heard from the video. That surprises me.

You haven't changed tack then in 2026. You're like, the guy that I'm into will like the fact that I'm a little quirky. Is that why you do it? Yeah, and the way you're doing this, but you're sitting there going, yeah, well, they'll find it as a laugh and that's the kind of guy I want. That's the exact point, because this is kind of who I am.

as a person. I think it's a good way to weed out the boring one. I kind of like that though because you're putting yourself on the line straight away. You know, you're letting your free flag fly from the first date. Okay, so you show up as the Lorax. He's obviously not expecting based on his online reaction. But that's not where the story ends and why the world's gotten very intrigued by it. What happens later on through the date where he propositions you with quite a business opportunity? So I find out he's a real estate agent and he kind of works for himself but also on behalf of property developers. So he offered me 100K.

So he obviously knew about the video and that I was recording. They have agreed to let me do an open home of Saturday as the Lorette. Wait, so your deal of getting paid $100,000, like you get paid when you do what? When I sell the house. Now, who's buying a house of a law axe? That's the question. Yeah, because your commission at 100 grand, you need to be selling a multi-million dollar place. So you're talking like...

Well, this is a $2.5 million property. Wow. That's a great commission. And so you will be dressed as the law axe trying to convince people to part with two and a half million dollars. And if you can, six figures is yours. That is absolutely correct. The majority of the comments have been so interesting saying there's such a stigma with real estate agents, which I truly believe.

Anytime I've inquired about property, I've had these crazy real estate agents blowing up my phone, being so sleazy and slimy and flesy. So I think there's a real market. There might even be a career pivot for me in the mix after all of this. We'll follow the story, and if you end up getting the money, you get in touch with us if we don't get in touch with you beforehand.

Please. I will absolutely do that. Thanks, guys. And just for covering it, we just want a cut of the 100K. Just small K is small. Yeah, Mike out for drinks then I'm back in New Zealand. We'll take it.

Thanks, Terry. Bye. We're now at the game a long time with dating. Is that a thing now? Because obviously there wasn't really TikTok around. What, the dresser?

No, no, no. Obviously that's a very a terry thing, but filming your date. No, that's not a thing. Filming your date for content. I do watch some content on TikTok. We film everything, but you think I think a date would be off limits.

Yeah, I think first date especially, you're not doing any filming. But I do know there are some content. accounts that do like first date, you know, this is what happened on my first date. You don't film their faces, but you film your reactions and parts of it. I would feel very weird if afterwards I found out

if a guy said to me, hey, I'd just film that for content because I'd be like, well, you knew you were being, you were, I mean, obviously I'm on my best behaviour too, but maybe there were some things I didn't want to publicly broadcast. You know, when anyone points a camera at me, I show off, so I'd probably know. I'd be gutted, because if you didn't know the camera, you'd be like, I would have done better.

I'm not someone to perform. Okay, I don't know how often it's happening. Have you ever been found out later that you were filmed on the date? Yeah, that must be, oh God, it would be nobody calling for that. Surely nobody's had that experience. Or just like, if it's not that, just like first date surprises where you showed up and you were like, oh, my, like, what the hell is that? I don't know we were doing that. Yeah, or maybe they were 10 years older than they looked in their photos.

You know, that's a little surprise. Maybe we'd been on a date with someone and they brought it like a support person and they were just sitting there on the table with them. Yeah, yeah. You know? Maybe, maybe they had really like. hair in their photos and came in with the pixie cat, little things like that. Yeah. We just had Terry on from Ozzy, who's going viral for her hinge date that she went on, dressed

as the Lorax, and then weirdly it's turned into a business opportunity where she can win 100,000, I mean, make $100,000. Yeah, but we kind of picked up on the fact that she went on this date and then had filmed it the whole time and films every day she goes on, but films her own face and then tells the person afterwards that, by the way, I filmed all of that for my TikTok content. I mean, we judge her a little bit, I guess, but she did sound like a fun girl. To be fair, the only reason we know about her date is because she filmed it and put it online. But it just seems like, I don't know.

It does feel like a bit of an invasion of your privacy when you're on, especially on a first date because you haven't earned the right to almost behave like that. Yeah, I just definitely feel like it wouldn't. Even if I really like the person, I would think that they were only interested in the content, not me, and so I probably wouldn't go. Which she admitted, she admitted. Okay, we've got some teeks of surprises that happened on first dates. She bought her friend for security and expected me to pay for both of them.

I waited for them to order, both expensive orders, and I said I needed more time to look at the menu, and then I pretend to hitch the bathroom and left. That's not the first time that I've done that. Oh, exactly, not. Serial, they just get guys to pay. Yeah, for security, gosh. I went to a movie first day with plans for dinner afterwards.

As soon as the lights went down, he tried to kiss me. We'd only meet 15 minutes earlier. I walked out. Would you kiss a guy, Megan, the first 15 minutes? Well, it depends if I got the egg from him right away. If I was just like, I'm only he had the... Yeah, you should know. I was into him.

Yeah, if you're into him. Like if you're into a guy, or you do you have like a 20-minute rule or something? 20-minute rule. If I'm in, I mean, I think it would be, 15 minutes would be pretty fast if I'd just met him. But yeah, no, if I'm into it, I wouldn't care. I'd go in for the leg grace first,

just a little, like, leg, and then see how that goes down. And then if they're liking that, then I'd see. Yeah, sweaty palms stuck in it. Do you know, Dan had his hands dyed blue? Because on his first day, he was so sweaty that he was rubbing the jeans so much. the outside of my jeans. She's like nervous robbing. Dan's jose-D-Dive, but with a brand-new pair of jeans

and sweaty hands, they went blue like a smurf. I look like a smurf, yeah. She's married to me now, so... That worked. Yeah, and as I suggested earlier, shout up for an online date and that a man was easily 10 years older than his photos. That must happen pretty often, I imagine.

Yeah. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Four past eight, good morning. Your chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Just got a verse 10 correct dancers in 30 seconds starting with the letter. Meg gives you.

Yes, we are doing that right now, and it's Lou who is playing. Lou, you'd spend the money on what? I'd go shopping. Good on you. What's your favourite shop, Lou? Where would you go first to spend a K on? Oh, I don't know. Came up?

Came up. You get a lot for Kmart. It's like $2,000 anywhere else. All right, Lou, let's do it. Your letter this morning is S for... So well. So well. You'd spend so much money.

So, so, so. Meg, we laugh because Meg doesn't really think what the letter could start with before. She just, her brain comes up with it on the spot. What's that all planned? Are you joking? Yeah, because this is Meg just from this week alone. Your letter is R for really good time in Bali. Your letter is N for No More Avery. G for grape.

Okay, cool. But your letter is T for that's so funny. Not a single brain cell. The show is not scripted. Bobbing around my head, right. Okay, here we go, Lou. S-S-S-S-S. Good luck.

Your time starts at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Lou, give me a four-letter word. Vote. A country. South Africa. A star sign. Vegetarian. Something you'd find in the garden.

A space. Something you'd cook on the barbecue. Cossages. A type of bird. Barrow. Something you'd find in space. A type of fabric. A type of fabric.

Something you can read. Oh, I'll start standing up. We're all looking at each other. We're on here. We're on here, we're on here. Saturn. Silk, suede. Yeah.

Oh, damn it. That is so annoying. You did so, so well. That's the best showing we've had in a while. Yeah, that was so good. Oh, wow. You're on a heater, man. Thank you.

Didn't give you a thousand bucks. Yeah. But it was fun. The adrenaline's all up in here. And that's thanks to you, Lou. bloody good rest of your Thursday. I will, you too, guys. Thank you.

See you. All right, it is back for 2026. The Truth Booth. All right. My first one. Your first one, yeah. We have Fakna and Jamie joining us next. She's on the voice discurser.

Those are always the best ones. And from what I've heard, her marriage is not what it was last year. That's all I know. Okay. Okay. Okay. I've got the Truth Booth all warm and stuff

so she can jump in. there. Oh, great. I have no idea. I've got some incense burning in there. It'd be lovely. It should be fantastic. I was going to end up in, like,

ritual or something, a new religion, but that makes sense. Clint Megadne. Let's go! Back for 2026. The Truth Booth. If you are sitting on a secret that no one knows about,

but you've decided right. It's time to get off my chest. A problem shared as a problem halved. Then you can join us in the Truth Booth much like Jamie has this morning. Morning, Jamie. Morning, Jamie. Hello.

Now, I'm guessing that's a fake name. Yeah, we've disguised your voice. It'll be silly to keep your real name. Yeah. This is my first ever truth booth. Oh, it's my favourite situation. So I'm quite excited. Oh, and a lot of people, Jamie, I know you're nervous to probably share it.

And some have been holding these secrets for like decades long. Every single person at the end says they feel better. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, there was that one person that didn't, but that's fine. Nine times out of ten. Yeah.

What do they say? Problem shared is a problem half. Exactly. Yeah. All right. Okay. Well, give us the top line. What's going on?

Okay, so recently something's happened in my life involving another person, and it's kind of triggered something in me, and now all of a sudden I'm feeling less attracted to my husband by the day. Like, he didn't do anything wrong, but I just really don't know how to get us back. Oh. Okay. So there's another man involved. Yeah, that was my first guess.

Oh, like, yeah, kind of. Like, can I, isn't an affair? No, no, I would never do it. that at like no fear that's just not my vibe not me no did you see oh wow we're just playing the guessing cap I'm like

you know you you see another man naked and now when you see your man naked you're like oh you're like oh my god and can it be like that no no no did you go to one of close football games

do you think that this could be the end of your marriage oh I mean if things keep going the way that they're going at the moment maybe but I just don't know where to go from here. So the issue you're now having with your husband isn't like something that you have been contemplating

or thinking about for a long time. This is just like completely out of the blue, all of a sudden you're now dealing with this brand new situation. Yeah, like completely random. Like I did not expect myself to feel this way when it happened, but now it has happened and I'm kind of just like, I'm like stuck like I'm panicking. I kind of just, it's not a good feeling

and I had to let it out. I had to let it out. Okay. Well, I think you should just drop the bomb. Yeah. Do you think you know me? No, I can't pick that. Not at all.

Okay, Jamie, what's your tooth bomb? Okay, so I was scrolling Facebook, I'd say probably around like two weeks ago. When I saw a post from mutual friends, basically, like my ex and I, we were together for six years, and we broke up about four years ago. And it said that he'd passed away suddenly, like, no details on how just, like, he's gone. And I kind of stood at the screen for probably, I'd say, about 10 minutes. before the emotions just like hit me and then I just broke down like ugly crying like shaking the whole thing and then my husband walked in who was like oh like they like what's wrong in the moment I panicked

like made up some bullshit excuse about oh it's just a friend from work family member died something like because like the truth is in that moment everything I felt for my husband it just had gone like a switch had flipped I looked at him like didn't feel anything romantic and to act like I'm going to attract to him anymore, and I literally don't know what to do. Like, am I bad person? Like, yeah. Okay, well, plenty of questions,

and if you've got one, you can ping it through 3, 3, 4, 3. We'll put them to Jamie next as to how that happens. Where do we start? Right. The Truth Booth. All right, we've got Jamie in the Truth Booth at the moment. If you've just tuned in, she found out her ex of six years has recently passed away,

and I guess in thinking about, I guess the good old times and I guess what she enjoyed about being with her ex. It's really now weirdly changed how she feels about her current husband. Interesting, isn't it? So weird. Yeah, I mean, grief is a funny thing. Yeah. Jamie, what we don't know is how the old relationship ended.

Oh, he ended on like a really good note. Like, no hate, like it just wasn't really fireworks. It was just life pulling up apart, you know, like everyone grows apart, gets older. But apparently, like, part of me never really good. let go. Like, that's how I feel right now. So you'd never thought about him since then much until he died? No, no, yeah, not really. Like, I hadn't even probably thought about him since I met my, my now husband. Well, I think it will come back, surely, because this is just a real moment of your brain telling you now that that option's, like, you know, I guess, well, it's never was an

option, but... And sometimes grief can manifest in funny ways, you know? I was going to say, I've never really had anyone super close to me outside of grandparents' pass away. So I can't really speak on it, but I imagine it's something to do with the grieving process where you don't want to read too much into your feelings while you're grieving because they are quite unique feelings for a very unique situation. I wouldn't make a permanent decision based on a temporary feeling. Do you think I should like confess to her? Yes, I think you should tell you, definitely.

I think you should tell your husband. Why do you feel you lied in that moment? because I think it's totally absolutely okay to ball your eyes out over an ex-parsine. I would probably cry over it. But the difference here is she's crying about the ex, but she's also seeing her husband in a different light. That's the tricky part of this.

But maybe him supporting you through an emotional time may help you realize what incredible husband you have. Is there anything that worries you about your current relationship? No, like it was all perfect up until I saw the post. And then I kind of just like, look. in the mirror and was like, shit. Like, I just don't feel anything towards you. So I think maybe it's just a matter of, like,

nostalgia's kind of, like, hitting me in the face right now. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's such a unique thing to be going through, Jimmy, but I definitely think, like Meg said, I think chatting with your husband and just being super honest about how you feel, and then hopefully he is his understanding about this unique situation that you're going through and helps you through it, so you're not just kind of carrying these weird feelings on your own.

And you know your husband better than us. Yeah, maybe I'll write a date in my calendar and do it for like three weeks time and say, that's the day. Maybe I'll write a day That does seem very non-committal Just rip the bandit Why don't we rip the bandad off now Give us his number

And we'll call him on the radio Oh no No I don't think he would like that Dan Okay It's worth a shot Thank you for offering dogs Yeah Yeah I honestly I think just have a little softness

For yourself as well Like grief is hard And if somebody was an important part of your life Especially for six years And you're intimate with them You're allowed to grieve in that it's okay. And you can think about like the, I guess you can even sit there and just reminisce and think about the memories, but definitely talk to and confining your husband and get comfort

from him. And I truly think this will come back and will go away. And if people send in any great advice, because if they go, oh my God, I had the same thing happen to me, we'll read it out. So if you keep listening to the show, you know, maybe someone's got some advice that we know, that'll be better. Awesome. Thank you guys. I really appreciate it. The advice isn't very good to be fair, guys. Maybe we should, maybe you shouldn't have said that, Well, most of them are against her, right? Yeah, yeah, the text is kind of saying that he deserves better? But, you know, is she still listening?

I imagine. I do think sometimes we can reflect too fondly on an ex. Like, there's a reason that they're probably an ex. But we just remember the good times, they're not. Roasted to glasses, right? Yeah. That seems I reckon she still had feelings for the guy. Oh, I might not read Amy's text, but she's in full caps, man.

Yeah. She's angry. Either that was better. Yeah. Yeah, okay, thanks, Sam. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Day four, being back for 2026. And Chat, GPT ended up letting me relive or recap the year that was in my relationship with him.

Yeah, it's him. Yeah, I mean, you're going to have the girl version. I got the guy. Same, I've got the guy. I think it defaults to man. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I thought it might be nice, at least this week, with our first week back, to look back at how chat Gigi.

CBT saw our life at 2025. Right. It wasn't as details as Spotify's... No, I think next year is, if I, you know, I'm continuing to use chat. I think next year will. Use it more than anyone I know. You know what, I did use it more over summer than I did last year. So I've only just really caught onto it.

It's terrible for the planet. Mine, at the end, the summary was like, you tended guppies, which is like, we got fish at home, but they just keep breeding. Honestly, remember what? I'm still reading. Oh my God, we've got like 40 of them or something now. Oh my goodness me.

Yeah. You tended guppies, fixed dryers, sealed pool tiles and chased the right balance between keeping things running and keeping them alive. I was like that's so sad. That's all you did. Yeah, like plumbing and looking after pets. Yeah, I guess so. Maintenance house and pool maintenance. All right.

Mine really, like, this is my biggest cheerleader really. You kept staring your focus towards optimism. Building mantras, daily rituals, vision boards, navigating new board life with Miller and Daisy's growing independence, finding steady routines and negotiated your contract. Help me out there too. Jamie D can even help with that. So if you ask how do I get a pay rise?

Should have pre-read that one. Hopefully. That's your life, eh? Why do I thought? Pre-read. Everything, everything. Yeah. What about you, Dad?

Well, I don't know how to do it. How do I do it? I just did not come up for you. No, I never got it. It would have just been like boring. Maybe I'll ask mine on the Only fans today about what I've done. Okay, and that's a nice segue actually because right at the end of the year, we did on our other podcast that sits alongside this one. We can get away with a little bit more.

We thought that would be fun just to be like, hey, could you just like recap some of the conversations that we've had lately? Like, what does my life look like in my life? relationship with you. And Meg went first and ended up going last because after this Dan and I were like, we ain't doing it. Lost it. Do you remember any like unhinged conversations or chats that, like what it would me and you usually talk about?

Can you remind me? Absolutely. We've had some pretty memorable chats. Some of the highlights include your journey with postpartum. Wheat loss. I was a f*** you out. I'm fucking you. You're asking this guy

You're asking this guy Robo Adler's wait after having a bit about a baby He's a dude Keep it going more Yeah we end on And on I'm talking about

It's still getting brought up fun lately You know like going to space and stuff Time travel Yeah Yeah And if your cat and dog had their own talk show Oh yeah that's right How much time did you have

When you're on Matt Leap? Yeah yeah Dan did message me a couple of times And say you've been off worse too long You need to get back to work That's what I said to it a couple of times. Well, if you are brave enough, do it in the privacy of your own home, but if you want to ask chat Chbitty about some of the most unhinged conversations

you've had over the last year. Meg's advice would be definitely don't do it on national radio. Yeah, don't do it out loud, don't do it out loud. Clint, Megan, Dan. I wouldn't want to be Blake Lardvie or Taylor Swift today. No. And do you know what? This is great for the Beckham's.

It is. It is. It's really... Thank God. People are going to stop posting memes of me dancing. You did right. Because any chance to take down Taylor, the headlines will absolutely do that. She has

had messages come out yesterday where she was talking to Blake saying that Justin Boldoni was a bitch. Her words. And now more have come up this morning. If you're going, why are these out? Who's releasing them? Who's leaking them? The courts. And that's why Taylor didn't want to be involved in this. I think it's called Deposition because she was

like, I don't want to be involved whatsoever. Her lawyer came in to speak, but Justin basically said you have to. It's kind of with the Amber Herd Johnny Depp thing as well. The stuff that came out of that was crazy. Oh gosh. Okay. So I'm going to read you a couple of text verbatim between Taylor and Blake lively. Blake texts Taylor.

Hi, I'm just checking in. I have no reason to ask, but I don't know, I've been feeling like I should. Is everything okay between us? I feel like a bad friend lately because I was such a sad sack who only talked about my own shit for months. You were generous and you were generous

to not only be the key person for me during all of it, but also to let me off the hook for being so into it. But I still have a feeling that something might not be right between us. I told Ryan, he said to just to ask you, but I felt so stupid and it sounded needy and awkward for everyone, especially because I can't explain why I have this feeling. And you know, I have toxic masculinity so I can be a bit needy. But also, I do want you to know that everything is good,

so I'm just asking, I always want the opportunity to be a better friend if there is something I unintentionally did. I think it's a nice message. Is it awkward that it's been released? Yes, yes. I know how busy and taxed you are physically, emotionally and practically, so I don't expect any more from you either. I just want to make sure we are all good.

And it's a lovely message, but this is still, you don't want it getting out, right? I love her, she's probably been going on and on to Ryan Reynolds, and he's like, just text her, man. And now she's like, thanks for the advice, right? Now all my ticks are all over the internet. And then you expect, I mean, the thing is that what you'd hope for back is to go, no, babe, we're all good, but Taylor doesn't say that.

Oh, no. Taylor says, no. She just likes it. She goes, no, you're not wrong, but it's also not a big deal. I think I'm just exhausted in every avenue of my life, fair, she was doing the Eros store, And in recent months, I've been feeling a bit of a shift in the way that you talk to me. Oh, now that's a little bit. Lestie's been honest, though.

She asked for honesty. Taylor's like, fine. Yes, there has been a lot of the Justin stuff. And I've been through things like this before, and I know how all-consuming it is. It's more like, and I feel really bad for saying this. Because your texts have been so nice in their intent. But your last few to me, it's felt like I was reading a mass corporate email that you sent to 200 employees. You said the word we, like, 8.000.

times. And it feels awful to be any way critical in any way you process what you've been going through. But I kind of miss my funny, dark, normal speaking friend who talks to me as yourself and not like a plural unit when it's a group. I'm hearing from. I feel distance from you even more than we are geographically. And I know you feel a tap from all sides for ridiculous reasons. It's nearly over. So you're feeling like you have to overly explain things will be nice. But it's me. It's me. It's just caused a little distance. And you don't need to apologize. Just please come back to me as my friend. What a great reply from Taylor.

I mean, to be fair, I think they've come across both of them actually quite well. Yes, the texts have been released. It's awkward. It makes you feel a bit icky. But what, do you know what? What a lovely example of somebody asking a question, somebody with an honest reply. Two great women, or I don't know, maybe whatever. Blake Live is not.

But they've been very honest with each other. Not beating around the bush, good on them. But since then it has still fizzled out as far as we know. The friendship is. ruined. Yeah, she wrote this song right after it, didn't she? No, no. Coincidence or an Easter egg? I don't know. She's always doing that. It's actually about a friend from her past.

Yeah, who passed away, good one. So don't read too much into Taylor's stuff. What happened with your friendship? We want to know besties to enemies. We'll ruin the friendship. Yeah, what was the catalyst? Maybe it was not one thing. Yeah, sometimes it is like a lot of stuff. But then there's always the straw that broke the camel's back.

That one thing where you go, you're right, you know what, I'm done. I'm done. I sleep with your husband. That'll do it. Yeah, Dan, that would do it. Yeah, yeah, they'd probably... Don't know if there's any coming back from that. Give us a call.

Oh, Andrew the Edge of Texas 3343. What Ruin the friendship? Yeah, we've got a double-part to a must-see movie, Mercy starring Chris Pratt, and it looked bloody good if you've seen the promo and the trailer for it. It's out in cinemas today. And we were talking about how Blake Lively and Taylor Swift have had their text exchange aired

because they're going through the court case and stuff at the moment. There's only going to be more. There have also ones come out from Blake lively texting Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, explaining, like, because she wanted them to look over the movie before it was released and get their eye on it

and she was saying like, oh, you have no idea how this experience has been. The man's an occult. He's absolutely insane, like, talking about Justin and just like friendship texts that you've just, it's just all of it's cringe. I would be dying if I was here. We want to know how you went from friends to frenemies.

There's that one moment where you just go, oh, we aren't coming back from this. Yeah, I carry. we've got a couple of voice disguises. Okay, here we go. Let's go straight to Anonymous Bex. Morning, Anonymous Bex. Hey, guys.

Hey, good morning. What happened with you on your best day? My best friend at the time, I was doing modelling, and her boyfriend stole my images, attended to be me, made an only fan's account, made money, and ended up going to Coachella. and when I confronted my friend, when I found out about it, I confronted her.

She decided that she wanted to stick with her car. So they went to Coachella and we're no longer friends. That much. She's now married and has a kid. And I have nothing to do with her. And she's married to. As you shouldn't. What a disgusting, vile person.

Him and her. That is one of the worst things I've ever heard. Of a best friend doing that. Disgust. To stick by a man who. would steal images and sell them to other men and keep the money of somebody else's I would love to see the text message between you and her during that time. You must have been livid.

That she was hot, I can tell you that. Wow. That is, I mean, of anything, you've got a great story to tell people. Have you thought about making your own only fans account now that you know you're successful? Lincoln, who actually made a bit of cash there. I mean, the thought comes across from a lot. I'm pregnant and I've also already got a kid

so I'm like it's not really the market. It's not really your thinking of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think we all think we're going to make the kind of money that we see, like, people online where there'll be some guy interviewing some girl I saw yesterday and they go, how much money have you made on OnlyFans? And she's like, well, I started three years ago

and I've got $95 million now. My goodness. What? Yeah, no. God, I'm so livid for back. Can we just go back to her real quickly? Yeah, of course. Do you know how much ballpark they made, figurewise?

went to Coachella. Yeah. It was roughly about between 10 to 15. And he should be in jail also, can I say? It's illegal. It's so disgusting. Yeah. It's so disgusting.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, we went through legal and everything. Oh, did you get any financial compensation? I got a little bit and I also got an apology letter. Oh, and isn't that worth just the weight of gold? That would have been really good. That's shocking. I know.

I mean, I'd like the money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do we beat that? I don't know. That's outrageous.

Well, let's go to Jake and see if Jake can beat that with your. Jake's like, actually, you know what? After hearing that, I might message my mate and just see what they're up to, you know? Hey, Jake, how did you and your best day fall out? So basically, after like three years on me and my ex, my ex being together a couple of days after he, went and slept with it. They'll do it. They'll do it.

I mean, but did he start an only fan's account with it? No. What's the conversation after that? How did you find out? Is there any contact? So basically, I had been told through

one of our other friends that he had been going around bragging that he had slept with my ex and that he had been well. This call is being recorded. The friend's got wind of it. Hey, hey.

So is yours, mate. Wow. Wow. Yeah, well, you can turn the audio. I love her Meg freaked out when she heard it was being recorded. We're recording them all the time. We're recording them all the time. She's forgotten she's on radio again, put.

We might have to come back to this tomorrow, or I don't know how much time we are, but lots coming through of besties that have turned to enemies. The X thing, we're getting a lot of text where we're like, sleep with my ex or now with my ex. is that a conversation you have to have with your friend? You don't do it. You don't need a conversation. You know.

But it's just an unwritten rule. I think it's written somewhere. There'd be some circumstances where you'd be like, hey man, you haven't been with Sarah for about a year. And me and her have just started going to the same gym and we're messaging. Like, I won't take it any further. And you'd be like, mate, I have zero feelings for Sarah.

I've moved on. You go shoot your shop. Is this why you don't want to be friends with machine gun, Kelly? Because his ex is Megan Foggs. Yeah. That's true about that. Just in case that ever comes up as a possibility. Hey, machine gun or machine, I don't know.

He's just a short knickers with mates. Hey, Mitch, sure. You don't make it done, right? Just call them Kelly. Yeah. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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