The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Teddy swims threesome at Clints house

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

Yeh we use AI to write our descriptions.... In today's episode of the Clint Meghan Dan podcast, we dive into Meg's unforgettable night out before maternity leave, filled with surprising twists and funny moments. Join us as we discuss her adventures on a beer cycle, unexpected alcohol mishaps, and the ultimate surprise—a luxurious hotel stay! Plus, we share some of the funniest and lamest injury stories from our listeners, including a broken wrist from moving a whiteboard and a cactus needle accident that had Meg wearing an eye patch for weeks. All this and more on today's jam-packed episode! 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Banter00:32 Weekend Recap and Stories01:29 Throwback Music and Celebrity Talk04:47 Embarrassing Moments and Listener Interaction13:35 High Paying Jobs in Australia22:21 10K Money Game and Listener Calls24:42 Mike's Minute and Impressions28:31 Night Out Disasters30:36 Unexpected Fainting Incident30:58 Awkward Silence and Singing31:52 Turning the Night Around33:36 Squid Game Season 2 Excitement36:20 Teddy Swims in New Zealand41:53 Meg's Night Out57:46 Lame Injury Stories

This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Whoa! What? Eeyah! Wait! What? Oh God! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg and Dan.

Kia ora, good morning. Monday's short week. Morning! Yes it is. Yeah, Matariki Friday. It snuck up on us. I love Matariki. What do you do to celebrate it?

Look at the stars. Yeah, that's the best thing to do, isn't it, really? Get out there, enjoy New Zealand for what it is. Yeah, I like to get out there and explore New Zealand on a long weekend, get out of Auckland. Really celebrate it by, you know? Clint explores New Zealand by having a few beers at his house.

Hey, easy money back at seven and eight this morning, got a chance to win 10K, and then a concert announcement at nine. I don't even know if this person's ever been to New Zealand. If they have, will have been a long, long time ago. Yeah, I think maybe years ago, yeah, yeah, yeah. And how did Meg go staying out till midnight on Saturday night? Yeah, you might have seen some stories on Instagram over the

weekend that alluded to some things going wrong we have some explaining to do yeah let's kick things off with Tate McCray we got your 6 a.m. throwback as well to get you ready for your Monday right after this Clint, Meg and Dan oh oh my gosh about to get into our 6 a.m. throwback There's a few options for us this morning with somewhat topical ties. Yeah, the few birthdays today, John Newman who is in that song with Ruda Mento. This one, Feel the Love. What does that man do? I feel like he just did a couple of great tracks but he doesn't really do music by himself.

He would be upset that I said that I'm sure I saw really great music by myself, but I just know him as the guy that goes on tracks Mmm, yeah, he's like a collab. Yeah, like Ali Henderson. She's a bit like that too. Just go Do you know you got your hand up doesn't John Newman do like the salad dressings now as well? I don't really um, oh Mom and dad's house. I don't know why I have never bought it as an adult, but it was we. That's Paul Newman. Oh, different guy. Yeah, different guy.

Yeah. Turn his mic off. He was an actor. He was an actor, like very good actor, Paul Newman back in the day. He went into dressings. We sort of pivoted. Yeah. I know, but super successful. Very successful. Oh, my goodness.

He's got great dressings as well. You can get through a whole bottle of seasoned dressing in a night, I reckon. Clint, we've probably started great dressings as well. You can get through a whole bottle of seasoning dressing in a night I reckon. Clintwood probably started on dressing. Because it just had a massive like 50 cent piece. I know why, you pour it. Like opening. So you just go to pour a little bit and half the bottle would come out. Exactly.

And that's why Paul was successful. Yeah. Another birthday today, Tupac, my favourite rapper. He was born in 1971. So if he was still alive, it would be his birthday today. So if he was still alive, it would be his birthday today, because he couldn't do the maths. How old would he be? 16? I had to pivot on the maths! 54.

54, damn. Over the weekend. So if he was alive today, It'd be his birthday today. People are putting up footage of 50 Cent. He performed Candy Shop on stage at Parklife. He's lucky to be alive. What do you mean 50 Cent? He's been shot like 20 times.

Oh, God, he's... Is that a fact or a dead fact? He's been shot up numerous times. I'm googling how many times. I've been shot nine times but I'm still breathing. Living proof there's a God if you need a reason. He's been shot. Nine times Dan? Okay!

See! See! He's had nine lives. Yeah but he might have been shot like nine times in one go. It was one go yeah. Bloody hell. Would you rather nine simple times being shot once or nine bullets in one go? You're probably right I'd probably get them done in one. Yeah but then the chance of survival has to be so much lower I'd imagine.

Yeah it's a miracle he's still with us. Okay so what do you guys want to do? I'm only climbing. You always choose in the end. Yeah well Dan you guys want to do? I'm going to be Kite Boat. You always choose in the end. Yeah, well Dan you want the two pucks. Changes of California love. I go California love, surely. With Snoop.

With who? Snoop? No Snoop Dogg in this song? Absolutely not. He would have been very young. No, no. Let's talk to Dre on it. Who's in it? That's your favourite. I thought he was Colin. I think it was someone on it. It's the edge.

Clint Megan Dan. Oh bugger. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go. Time for a little coffee catch up before we officially kick off the show. Meg. Meg are gonna die. In a good way?

Like in a happy Meg way? You will be happy because it's something that I embarrassed myself on the weekend. Clint, you will as well. So I was a little bit... This happened yesterday. I was a little bit kind of hungover because we did go out on Saturday night, the three of us. I can't believe you were hungover. Yeah, Dan was doing shots. I did like six shots, man.

Six? I shot three of them. So, wow. Yeah, I was... You rounded out like two pikes getting shot. People just kept bringing me stuff, you know? How many shots did you do? I think it was genuinely six. Maybe seven. Yeah. Wait, is that like when you said- You rounded up late, two pikes, getting shot or- People just kept bringing me stuff, you know? How many shots did you do?

I think it was genuinely six, maybe seven. Huh. It was a lot. Anyway, so- Bloody hell. Yesterday- I would have had about that many, with the other drinks included. Yeah, Jesus, guys.

I was dusty, so- Powerades were drunk yesterday, I'll tell you that for nothing. And I took my son to the mall, because I was like, I need to get him out of the house, and I can't be bothered going for a walk So I just took you I someone's taken to the mall and he just plays in the playground You know how some walls have a little yeah Well, God, yeah, and so my wife Hannah my son and I were all standing He was in the playground and my wife Hannah and I were standing there and I got talking to a lady who was a listener

She was saying she listens to the show and she loves and we were sort of talking and she was like oh where's George? Now I kind of I know Hannah if Hannah wasn't there I would have pointed him out but because she was there I know she's very Hannah's quite a private person yeah I didn't want to show which kid it was. Celebrity baby. Do you point to a fake kid? No you don't. I was like that's Amir, pointed to another cat. Well that kid doesn't want to be put on blast if your kid doesn't want to be. The kid's like oh no, I'm not the celebrity baby. And he was slightly older than George as well. And she goes, that's my cat.

Oh you idiot. You got in the line literally instantly. God I wish I was there. And I had to go. I had to be like, no, Mick. I had to like, backtrack. I'd be like, no, I didn't mean him. Not him, obviously.

That was so weird. There was one right on the other side of the room where finger was pointing. And the problem was George was not even there. And so I'd just sort of be like, he's just around behind the slide. That's so weird. Some lady who listens to the show goes, oh where's your kid? Why can't you go, there he is, she's not going to steal him. Honestly she was, she knew exactly what I was doing. It was the worst situation. What's her name Rebecca? Do you remember?

I can't remember Meg. She doesn't even know which kids it is. Rebecca said she was starstruck because she saw Dan at the mall over the weekend. Oh yeah, no it wasn't her. Nightmare. Oh Dan can't go anywhere at the moment. Oh gross. So just tell the truth. That's in there. That's my kid.

You'll hear that. Why would you panic? Why would you panic and point to a different guy? In my brain, I was like, honestly, the most panic situation there. She's like, that's my kid. Oh my God, that's so funny. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boop.

All right, we are getting to know Katie from Mammelton this morning. How can I get, get, get to know, know, know, know You better, better,, get, get to know, know, know you better, better, baby? I wanna get to know her. Mordy's one of my favourite names of all time, boys. Oh, is it? Is it?

Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it?

Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? And we've only got good Katie's in our life and we thought well, that's a great name then. Katie, Katie, are you one of the good ones? I hope so. Yeah, but she's not gonna say I'm a wrong one is she? You know, she's not gonna go.

Yeah, that's true. Well, she's an early childhood teacher. She drives a silver Mazda Tenza. She's engaged. Yay. With one cat? With one child and she's a cat called Mr. Cat. Love it. So she's very creative. Has it always been Mr. Cat? Well, he was called Luna and then we found out it was a boy. Oh, that's a common thing,

because we've got a friend whose cat's called Steven and it's a girl. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's a common thing. So the only other thing I know about Katie is that she wants Peter Pan's in public, so we're gonna be guessing on why that happened

and how that happened for you. Oh yeah, that'd be embarrassing. I want some age. You need to look in age. You need to look in why. Who would like to go first? I'll go first. Okay. I reckon she was an adult, so I reckon she was in her early 20s, and I reckon she was just laughing.

Oh, laughing. It was a laughing fit, and she just weirded herself, you know, and she was... and she admitted it. She was like know, and she was she admitted it She was like guys, I'll weed myself. Oh, that's a great guess Dan. That's a great guess. Okay, I'm gonna go drunk then Oh dammit, that's another good guess Two to three years ago, I'd say within a you know Recent-ish like you're still an adult you knew better, but just two both. You'd have to be pretty drunk to weed yourself I'm I'm not gonna get this boy

But I'm gonna say that Katie was in a line for something and she didn't want to leave the line. Far out. What a child. One of those Michael Hill jewellers sales where it's like a dollar for a gold ring. She would do stuff in public with the line. Okay who's closest Katie? This is Katie. Oh, kind of Meg. Oh, what? Incredible. Really? Okay, tell us the story. Well, I was doing a park run and we were close to finishing. And we were almost there and I just couldn't make it to taller.

Oh, well you guys give me the point just in the way that I literally was choosing between a run and a line. Yeah, we'll give it to you. Yeah, I mean, if it wasn't me the point just in the way that I literally was choosing between a run and a line. Yeah, we'll give it to you. Yeah, I mean, it's all the booze or cracking up, so I guess anything outside of that. Yeah, we'll give it to you. So Katie, you just, you didn't think you'd pop a squat somewhere? You just, it just happened. Um, well, at the Hamilton Lake there's not really anywhere you can pop a squat. Oh yeah, it's all open anyway.

I think when you're running, a lot of marathon runners do it. You can sort of get away with it. Because you could say you're just really sweaty. Yeah, just on your leg and your shoe. Yeah. Oh, good on you, Katie. Can't do that with number twos though. No. It's much more difficult to hide a number two.

Alright, what's happening in the world of scandal over the weekend? God, not much, boys. Not much. It's a bit dry out there, but I do have a new teaser of a song of one of our favorite people. So I thought we'd support him. You know, Alex Warren, he was one of my favorite interviews. He was just like a good guy. Lovely guy.

He had his song Ordinary. He has now got a new collaboration that he's been teasing with somebody else. So I've got that coming up. Vids. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan, scandal. Listen, watch and play on Rover

and be in to win a Coupra Cooper terima with over $70,000. Alex Warren seems like a really great young pop star in the way that we want to support him. He seems cool. He's got that song Ordinary You Just Heard, also Carry You Home featuring Ally Heverson. Yeah, and now he's teasing a collaboration with Rosé. This is her. She's one of the biggest artists in the world right now. Rosé, everything she does, it kind of turns to gold. That song obviously did with Bruno Mars. So what do they sound like together? It's the way the time's changing And I'm stuck in the middle Frozen in a cloud Baby, you're on my mind which one was gonna go where he was gonna go more upbeat like Rose kind of pop vibe or she was gonna slow down to kind of like an almost country like that

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sounds really cool doing more like ballad stuff he's he's really good at kind of climbing the the ladder of pop right cuz he's kind of like him yeah he's just a likable guy and obviously want to work with them yeah I love when we were talking about a photo that he was in and there were a bunch of different celebrities a like proper Yeah, like machine gun Kelly Shaboosie. Don't remember who else. Yeah, they were like all these people that you go Oh, yeah, everyone We know who everyone in the photo is except who's that guy and that's Alex Warren if you're not familiar with his face And he goes yeah, I think they were doing some sort of make-a-wish granted make-a-wish thing for me

So he's very humble very funny and I think that's probably going to also just like Lean into the success. He's already had with such an incredible voice. Yeah, completely agree We don't know when that one's coming out, but I'm guessing it'll be this one next week if they're teasing it already Yeah, New Music Friday vibes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool coming up next Ozzy's highest paid jobs have been ranked Wonder if you do one of these jobs and then we'll try and work out if you earn more or less doing it in New Zealand. Yeah, because they say everybody's leaving for Australia

because of the better pay. Is that actually a thing? I would say it is. That's my official bet. Yeah, I'm sure it is, but I'd say there'd be some exceptions as well. So we're gonna try and dive deeper into this next. Clint, Meg and Dan.

I think we lose something like 50,000 Kiwis to Aussie a year. That was the last that I saw, that may have changed slightly. Yeah, I think it peaks in troughs every year, year to year, but I think on average year round that. Yeah, because I... Slightly less cost food-wise. I think that's the thought, is that it's cheaper to live over there and you earn more money.

Yeah, I think that's, yeah, people go over there to earn a little bit more cash, I think a better way of life, but then the grass is always greener, isn't it? Well, it's actually a lot browner over there because there's so much sun. Yeah. And Seek has released the top 10 highest paying jobs

in Australia. And some of them really, really interesting, like a financial consultant is the 10th highest paid job in Australia On average paying a hundred and fifty five thousand dollars a year Mining and resource energy so people that work in mines Oh, that's what people go over for. A lot of people go over to like that have worked in mines in New Zealand Yeah, done sort of engineering in New Zealand and go to the mines in Australia

Don't you work your ass off like it's like a month on month off or something. Some of them are yeah and that's an average salary of 160 grand a year. Yeah and no time to spend it. This is Australian dollars as well electricians earning in the mines $170,000 a year, accountants in Australia 167,000 engineers 170 on average. Staff specialists in healthcare, so people that I'm guessing are working in management and hospitals. Alright. $220,000 a year Australian. GPs, so general practitioners, doctors, $230,000 a year on average. Doctors get $230,000? Is that normal here? God, I'd love to know if you know.

I think a GP, that's pretty high for a GP. Yeah, I thought that sounds high to me. There'd be surgeons and stuff that know way more than that. Bloody hell. Project director in construction, they're earning $232,000 a year. And the highest paid job in Australia, on average, as a career, this shocked me, is a psychiatrist. Oh, no, that doesn't shock me, surely.

Don't they get like $500 an hour half hour? Some of them are like unbelievably expensive. Yeah obviously with Guy I had to try and look into getting an appointment was $500 for 45 minutes I think. So the average psychiatrist in Australia is earning $236,000 a year. Does not shock me at all. Psychiatrists are the ones that can give out meds it's a little different to a psychologist. And if you look at the equivalent salary in New Zealand they're earning on average $150,000 a year so it's almost a hundred K less on average in New Zealand that's New Zealand dollars. I must have caught an Aussie one.

Plus six one what is this? So maybe there's something to this earning more. I mean, I've always read the stories and gone, oh yeah, I'm sure it sort of peaks and troughs. There is some jobs that earn more in Australia. Well, Dan's got a site where he can punch in your occupation and it can tell you how much money you would earn doing that job, the job you do now, but in Australia. Maybe you're heading to work right now

and you're like, oh God, I could be earning so much more. Give us a call right now and I'll tell you exactly how much you could earn if you moved to Australia. Maybe you're heading to work right now and you're like oh god I could be earning so much more give us a call right now and I'll tell you exactly how much you could earn if you move to Australia. You might be surprised and go actually that's not worth it if it's only five or ten K more. True, producer Carl? The biggest top 40 radio station in Australia the Carl and Jackie O Show those guys are on I think it's like it's like 10 milliliter each. Yeah, but is that close to you guys? It's about the same. Same as me anyway.

Not worth moving then. I'll tell you this, if you move to Australia doing your job that you do here for 50k a year, you'll be getting 144,000. That's not bad. Yeah. Do I get to still raid the prize cupboard over there for snacks? Yeah, okay cool. I'm off. See you guys! Okay.

Alright, I'll wait under the edge. Give us a call, let us know what you do. We'll find out whether you're better off. Clint, Meg and Dan. Alright, well Mike wants to know first if he moves across Aussie, if it's gonna be worth it for him. And first time caller! Hello stranger.

For the first time. Morning Mikey. G'day Mike. Yeah mate. Kia ora Brian. So first of all Mike, if you move over to Australia, please take us with you on the rover app and listen while you're over there, okay? Oh I definitely would mate, I definitely would.

So what's your job, if you don't mind me asking, what do you earn currently? So I'm a drain layer and I'm on around $75,000 a year. Alright let's see Michael if you could earn more money by moving to Sydney or Melbourne. So according to the study if you move to Australia to one of the big centres like Sydney, Melbourne area you would be earning Australian dollars 85 to 95k as a drain layer over there. So there's really not that much difference. Australian dollars 85 to 95 K is a drain layer over there So there's really not that much 85 K is actually 91 K New Zealand dollars Yeah, so I guess that you're still weighing up the cost of you moving over there. I've got family and stuff

10 15 K more living on the Gold Coast and you know, just even winter is warm Yeah, but you might live in beautiful Nelson or Queenstown or somewhere. Where are you Mike? Um, I'm in Crossroads. Oh yeah, beautiful beautiful. Oh it's still pretty warm there in winter isn't it? Yeah. Still more money though.

Matt is also a first time caller. Hi Matt. Hey team, how you going? Good order Matt. Good bro. So what do you do for a job? Good order, what's up? Hey I'm a project manager for Chant Green Energy, which is a global solar farm company.

Okay, yeah, so that is a very important job, I'd imagine fairly technical. Okay, and what do you, can you say what you earn here? Yeah, I'm currently on 140k. Woo! Okay! Nice, man. Okay, Matt. So again, it's quite comparable. So I put it into this website, I'm currently on 140k. Woo! Nice man. Okay Matt. So again it's quite comparable.

So I put it into this website and apparently you would be earning between 160k or 180k over in Australia. So it is a good 20k at least more. Which is about 170k to 190k in New Zealand. Yeah. If you sort of up to something there. Oh, alright. I went to get my employer but I'm like, I'm going to have to hang one of those after this

I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just been looking at but I might hang one Adison after this one. Yeah, you go, hey I've just been looking at what I could be earning in Aussie and if you can make it with my wire loss, stick around and give me. Yeah, not bad, not a bad one. Oh that's incredible. Yeah, good on you Matt. So there you go, Australia is your place. Some techs that have come in, Dan maybe you could check, what about a maintenance engineer? A maintenance engineer? Yeah, they earn 70k in New Zealand.

70k? I think anything that's an engineer you would have been thinking they were earning six figures. Okay, so depending on what sort of industry you're in, but if it's in the aircraft industry similar to the transport industry, they're earning between 85 to 105 thousand dollars a year in Australia. 20k more like you said. Again, it seems to be around that. Alright, teachers.

Teachers making about $75,000 to $78,000 a year. That's what I know from my friends. And this is the shocking one. So in Australia, the average teacher is earning between $105,000 to $125,000 a year. Which is actually $113,000 to $134,000 in New Zealand a year. Which I think is why a lot of teachers, that is the, a lot of teachers move to Australia. Mowley, there's nearly doubleers.

And if you make $78k now and you could make up to about $120,000, $135,000, just under. And that figure's similar for nursing as well. What about radio announcers? What's it bringing up as the average? Clint, I do not want to tell you. As long as they're taking Carl and Jackie O out of the equation, because they're the exception,

I think, at $10 million a year each. Okay. What do you what's your guess first of all? Oh guess around 700 for if you put a shot at breakfast radio announcer I reckon it pull back about seven six seven hundred thousand. Okay, just from the people That I know that do very well in Sydney and Melbourne Okay, this is interesting because it sees the average salary of a radio announcer in Australia taking into account regional shows is $71,000 a year. Are you staying or going, Cliff? I'm staying.

Although network shows that broadcast to more than just one place have been known to earn $700,000 plus. Here we go. Wow, so it's a real difference. You think you get told you get a job in radio in Aussie, you're like, oh my god, is it $700,000 or $700,000? Is it regional or the major markets? Yeah, I was listening to a podcast recently talking about the top 10 earners in Aussie radio and they're all earning north of $2 million each year. It's crazy. So there you go. Move to Australia it seems. Clint, Meg and Dan win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10k VC money.

Alrighty here we go, 30 seconds and 10 correct answers starting with a letter that Meg gives you. Stand between you and $10,000 in cash. The person playing this morning is Tina. Tina's gonna put some on her mortgage if she wins it. Oh come on Teens. I know it's good though. Yeah it's good to get your mortgage paid down. Okay well your time will start at the end of Meg asking your first question. We can't repeat any answers. If you do want to pass, you can. If we've got time, Tina, we'll come back, all right? Yep, sounds good.

Tina, your letter is H. H, H for Harry. Correct. Okay, I think that's it. Here we go. I think it's an easy one. Okay. Name a boy's name. Harry. A school subject. Pass. Something with four legs.

A horse. A superhero. Pass. A type of cheese. Pass. A fictional character. Harry Potter. A plant or flower.

Pass. A sound? Pass. Oh no, that was bad. That wasn't great. That was so bad. You got through eight but you passed most of them. Yeah, school subject, history and health, superhero, Hulk, Harley Quinn, type of cheese,

halloumi, Havarti. Who was helping you there, Tina? Oh, my husband, actually. Yeah, the thing is, I reckon you've gotta just, people that get someone to help them. Trade them in? It's fine, yeah, trade them in. I think what happens is, it's like,

you've got the power of two, but you're also kind of like- Relying on them. Yeah, and like almost relaying it, and I think when it's a time thing, you just gotta back yourself. It's tough though, the only time that you guys have got it behind the scenes is working together.

Cause you're in it. Yeah, true. Yeah, but we're really thick. You know, Tina, you've got a brain at least. I'm sorry, Tina. Hey, well thank you for the opportunity anyway. Oh, bless ya. Good fun, good fun.

Next chance the players, coming up at eight. Yeah. Now I'm so... Mike Hosking joins us next. Oh God. From News Talks, he's the most famous broadcaster in the country and he's got the most successful radio show in the country and he does a little bit of sort of news rap

for us every Monday, doesn't he? Yeah, Mike's Minute, so no more than 60 seconds. No, not a rap. Oh God, he doesn't even like rap, to be honest. He comes up and does Aston Martin, does two minutes, then leaves. Okay, well tell him he's got one because it's Mike's minute.

Okay. We were out over the weekend and we were chatting to someone who said sometimes they listen to us, the rest of the time they're listening to Newstalk ZB. I said oh you'll be a big fan of Mike Hoskie and they said yeah. I said oh Dan does an impression of him, do you want to hear it? And Dan got a shot off and I just saw, because it was very loud, just saw the guys mouth agape, just in shock at the uncanny nature of your impression to Mike's. That's not as good as the real Mike Hosking though and he joins us right now. Morning Mike! Good morning guys, good to be here. Fantastic. I mean it's been a big weekend of news, sport and I cover it off in a segment called Mike's Minute. Hit the beard there

Clint. Oh we're straight into it. Yes. Okay. Here we go We kick things off this week with Donald Trump and the latest approval polls in the US putting his approval rating at the lowest For a sitting president in decades Donald Trump joins me on the line right now So do you think your reputation has gone down Donald? We had a president that was grossly incompetent You knew it I knew it and everybody knew, but you guys didn't want to write it because you're fake news. Yeah, but it's not about the old president, it's about you.

Terry, Terry, Terry. My name's Mike. Hey, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. You know, you're doing the interview. I picked you because, frankly, I never heard of you, but that's okay. Okay, and we appreciate it, but the question is, do you have 100% confidence

in yourself as a president? I don't have 100%. It's a stupid question. Look, only a liar would say I have 100% confidence. I don't have 100% confidence that we're gonna finish this interview. Okay, and you'd be damn right, because I've just hung up on you.

Moving on, Kiwi NBA player Steven Adams has signed a new $65 million deal to stay with the Houston Rockets for another three years. Steven joins me on the line right now. What made you stay, Steven? Probably that biggest thing is like that private plane. Yeah. Like, boy, that thing's amazing. That's pretty cool yeah. You know they got all the food on there. Most planes have food on them. A bunch of drinks. Yeah. I know it's just amazing bro. I haven't seen nothing like it. They got tables. Wow on a plane. Tables on planes.

Yeah. It's amazing. But yeah that was probably like the biggest, whoa. That's a big project. Yeah, good on you. I would have stayed as well to be honest, Stephen. Congratulations. And finally, Sasha Baron Cohen and his ex-wife Isla Fisher have finally come to a settlement in their expensive divorce proceedings. Sasha joins me on the line right now.

Has Isla let you have any money in the divorce, Sasha? She say, you will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la. Seems pretty stubborn, doesn't it? Was there a reason for a divorce in the first place? I had sex time with my mother-in-law. Right, that'll do it. Hey, thanks for your time, Sasha. High five! Thank you very much. He's a weird guy, isn't he?

I'm Mike Osking and you's talk ZB. That was Mike's Minute. Happy days. Actually, I think Mike, you quite like Sasha. He warmed you up a little bit. He seems like a nice guy, doesn't he? Yeah. And Mike, it's always a pleasure having you in.

It's a pleasure to have you. Nyaht! I don't get it. It's a, like a Ali G. Sasha Maron-Colton thing. Leave the jokes to me, my friend. Okay, hey thanks man. We'll catch you next Monday.

Yes, see you then. Alright. Love you, Meg. Off you go. Oh, clip. Okay. Clip, clip. Clip, clip.

Alright. You heard that right. Yeah. Not! Oh. Come on. God, I'm... Now you're getting it.

That is quite funny. It is. Yeah. You just say something and then you wait. Yeah. And you're giving it. Yeah, that is quite funny. It is. You just say something and then you wait. And you wait and put it in your heart. That was a good one. Anyway, happy days. It's raining now and that's fine, oh my my Let's stay out all night, give in and don't fight Just beg out to midnight Just beg out to midnight Are you excited for that to be Never Played Against Them? Yeah, it's so gorgeous. It was quite a long one, wasn't it?

Yeah, it's been a long one. And we've run out of time! Yeah, it's all gone down. Yeah. Where do we even begin with this night Honesty Boys? You know what I've been, how long have we been doing radio as a group? Like three years as a team. As a team but over the years I've done it for a 11 or 12 now. I'm about the same as you Clint about 40. So collectively about 70 years of experience here. I think it was probably the one of the worst things

we've ever done. And when it comes down to a situation where everything could go wrong, did. Yeah. Yeah, well, it started off for me at a football game that I was just wrapping up before going straight out to meet you guys. Turns out it bucketed down, it was torrential, and my football bag got completely soaked with my phone, and my phone hasn got completely soaked with my phone and my phone hasn't turned on since. So then when I got home I wasn't able to order an Uber or get in touch with either of you. Then my wife got home so I logged out of her Uber so I could order one and then I couldn't work out my

password so then I went to log her back in and then she didn't know her password. Brilliant. Why couldn't you just order an Uber from her account? Well initially I was like I'll just do it through mine. Yeah. Because it was a work thing. So I was like, oh, we're gonna, we'll do it on my... You cheap bastard. Did you?

Yes, but you could just get paid back. No, why wouldn't I? I was like, I'll just log out of her account so I can use mine and then fine. But I couldn't get in, so they couldn't get into Jay's. So then I'm like, am I gonna call a bubble taxi yeah so I end up getting to you guys probably like an almost an hour late yeah so that was Clint's story our producer Carl was sick so he didn't turn up yeah our producer Neeps our only

producer left who was coming along love Neeps he was feeling faint he arrived he's like oh guys I'm gonna faint yeah so we had to call him a taxi to go home, so he's he's gone Yeah, it's just me and he also got the snacks and the cheer which were going to be like part of the night So that was that went down the drain to multiple listeners pulled out Yes, they were sick something's going around if you have you heard about the like the flu I mean, I mean one girl that did show up She was just sitting next to me and just randomly when it got quiet, you know we're all just talking like, oh where you from blah blah blah, and then it got quiet and she just goes, oh god.

Can't do it. No, no do it. I don't know, what is he trying to say? Oh she'll be listening right now. Don't go chasing wolves. Oh, she's probably just trying to bring out the vibe since we were cancelling the whole thing with shit. I was like, it was the awkward silence and she started singing, I was like, why?

I was glad she sang. Because I was like, God, someone needs to do something. Yeah, and she did what she could, which was start a song. Okay, I'll stop. No, but it was one of those words, like all the weirdest stuff had happened, and then when that happened, which was start singing. I don't know if that's what I was thinking. All the weirdest stuff had happened, and then when that happened, I was like,

of course, of course, why would you not start singing TLC in the middle of a conversation for no reason? So we tried to make something happen, you know, and I will say this, the night we, at the start of it, we were like, this is gonna be a shocker, okay? But by the end of the night- Oh, we brought it back.

We brought it back. Actually, actually, we we'll have like the full story at eight but we're gonna get some audio because I swear there was some audio of Meg on the beer cycle saying this is one of the greatest nights of my life so it did a complete 180 from where it started out the waterfalls and stuff to although there was one point we were on there was six people on a bear cycle for 15 people. There's nothing more depressing than that. It was, I mean, to be fair, it felt like I was at a movie and I enjoyed myself because it was like,

you could ride it. What about, there were like five Asian tourists and they came up to the guy who was running the bear cycle and asked for a brochure about when they could ride it. We were like, just jump on! They were lovely. Yeah, I don't know how much pedalling they did. Very little.

Crawl on my legs and saw the next day. Very little. Yeah. Yeah. So it was one of those ones. If you had paused the night an hour in, I don't think I would have expected it to end the way that it did. Yeah, I totally agree. It almost felt, this is going to sound so lame, but almost like the hangover.

You know how everything goes wrong in that movie? Yeah, I had a tattoo on my face by the end of the night. It was a nightmare. That's what happens in The Hangover, isn't it? You had a what? A tattoo on my face. I thought you said a teddy. Oh yeah.

I thought we were in that. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Scandal with Meg. Scandal is brought to you by Rover. Make sure you're listening to this right now on Rover. That's your chance to pull off the ultimate heist by downloading the app and being in with the short Joana Cooper Tirema. Yeah, 70,000 dollar brand new car. Yeah. Squid Game. I loved the last season. The first two episodes I think were a punish and then it just became phenomenal TV.

Um, the second season and the final part is coming out in two weeks time. I'm really excited. Have you watched the first season and you're wanting to get into the second one? Sell it to me. Because I have watched the first season. Okay, I'll tell you what I wasn't expecting. I thought, okay, it's just going to be the same as the first, because what else are you going to do? There are some really amazing twists that they've kept it alive with that make you more interested in the show, whereas I think I was expecting the second season to be like,

what are they going to do? It's going to be the same as the... It's much of a muchness, right? He just goes back into the squid game. He goes back into the game. And the games are different. And the games are different, but there are definitely some like moments that you'll watch and you'll look to your partner

or whoever you're watching with and go, oh, those moments, you know, where you like go, oh my God, that's happened. That's that person. That's them. It links up. It's very clever. You told me.

The trailer is out now. I don't even play any of it to you unless you speak fluent Korean, I guess, because it doesn't... Well, for those that do... Oh, right. You're thinking it's all your fault. Didn't you? No matter how much you think about it...

I'm going back into the squid game. Yeah, I know. You can do squid to 3343 because the trailer is really, really epic. They put some really cool, like, building music into it and they go through all the little, they go through all the characters that you love from season one. They like, you know, you see their faces just before they die. Oh, it gives me all tingles. And one quote that is in it, I really like this quote, it's got probably nothing to do with the actual show itself, but I thought this was a good quote for life. Bad people do bad

things but they blame others and go on to live in peace good people on the other hand beat themselves up about the smallest things hmm oh yes I mean it's not very you know it doesn't flow very well it's not the quickest line is it you know even about something small that you did that's like not very nice people like like not be able to sleep at night with the guilt but bad people do it and they just like sleep easy and they're fine with it that's what makes them bad and that's what makes them bad dad not just what they why that what they did but how they feel out the conscience is a very very

strong thing squid to three three four three okay so two weeks two weeks that's it I'm really excited so annoyed when the second season dropped I started getting right into it I got about five or six Eps in and then it was like... Do you think this... The end. Yeah, do you think this will be the final one? Like the... This is it, this is it. Now it's done.

You can't... Otherwise it's like prison break. Yeah. Remember like you broke into prison and then the second season was they were out of prison. Third season they were back in prison. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They need some barbed wire in that prison. Yeah.

There's only so many times you can keep going in and out. Yeah. Alright, next on the show. Teddy Swims is going to be in New Zealand, in Auckland, he's got two gigs, in October, so a few months away yet. My wife wanted me to reach out to Teddy before he gets here about something.

Wonder what your guys' thoughts are on it. Oh gosh, he isn't going to get you and have her either. It's the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Teddy Swimms is going to be in the a hair either. It's the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Teddy Swim's gonna be in the country in October. He's coming back. He's gonna be in Christchurch first.

It's a Tuesday night, October 7th. Wolfbrook Arena. And then a couple of days later on the Thursday night, the 9th of October, he's gonna be at Spark Arena in Auckland. I'm wondering if he's done that, like a Thursday Auckland spark because then if it sells out you can put on a Friday show. Possibly yeah so he's left it open just in case it sells well and he's like right another one. Because I'd rather do a Friday night but then I also don't want to not buy

tickets to Thursday and then miss out if he doesn't put on another one because we're big Teddy Swims fans in our house. And we were just talking about it because we were playing Teddy Swims and my kids were like, can we go see Teddy next time he comes to New Zealand? I said, oh, he's going to be in a few months. And then my wife said that I should message him.

Now, Dan, you took a guess before the airbreak as to what that was about. And damn it, I didn't get my guess in, so. Yeah, Dan's guess was... Oh God, she isn't gonna get you and her and her and her... So I said that when the song was about to start playing, so I ran out of time, but I meant... She isn't gonna get her and him and you in a room.

No, he's... Like a threesome type situation. Surely not anyway, because he's got a... He's got a baby on the way. He looks very happy, he's just written a song about, what's that song? God broke the rules when he made you or something and he's just talking about how she's so incredible that God just threw the rule book out. God what a song, all songs we've written about you. So what would Jamie be requesting? Okay, Jamie's got a clothing line coming out, does she want him to wear it?

Oh that would be a good one, Like a bit of a celebrity endorsement. I thought, you know, something like that. Like, hey, can I give him... OK, no, that's not it. OK. Does Jamie want... Is she going to ask something for the kids? You know, she's a great mum. She's going to be like, the kids really love him. It's his birthday when it ties or Cam's birthday. Invite him over for dinner. Like, sort of situation.

Oh, gosh. Oh, please don't. No! Oh. Oh gosh, please don't. No! Oh. Oh god, no! Clint. Clint. She's letting him come over for dinner. See, she goes, uh, to me,

maybe you should flick him a message. Oh! Because when he's over here, I imagine he hops from like hotel to hotel and he's like eating out in restaurants and things like that and he might like to just Meal and just like and he can bring his team and stuff She goes and just see if he just wants to bring his team. He can come over

I was like how good of friends do you think? We were this whole team sleep. No, no, no. They just come over for dinner and we just have them over a home cooked meal at a slower pace rather than jumping from hotel to restaurant, hotel to restaurant. Like your wife is a good cook. I get that. But they can also go to the five star, the best restaurants in the world. Yeah.

She was talking about lighting the outdoor fire and sitting around there and having a few drinks and stuff. Which they could probably do at a nice fire and sitting around the air and having a few drinks Which they could probably do at a nice restaurant and hire out the spot because it's you know what it'll probably happen Yeah, I know I don't doubt it. He'll love it. He's such a good guy. He's like that's lovely So he messaged me that I mean when my wife said to me did you message him? So she was doing a follow up I was like no and then I actually Opened my Instagram and I looked at Teddy and I was like What no opened my Instagram and I looked at Teddy and I was like what no I reckon you

message him come on you have to now go invite him over for dinner because he follows us that's the thing guys in the background here like Teddy actually does follow us on Instagram so like he would get the message but he has 8.5 million followers he messages me quite often like he would message me the odd thing, like if we post something, it'd be like funny or something. And last time we were hanging out, then we did an intimate showcase with Edge listeners, it was awesome, and he goes, are you coming tonight?

And we were like, yeah, and he goes, well, why don't we hang out backstage and have a drink before the show starts? And we're like, yeah, yeah, sure, thinking that'll never happen. And then his management ended up messaging us going, hey, Teddy just wants to make sure you're still cool to come before the show starts, and I'll meet you at the door and

it all happened so he was a man of his word yeah maybe to his own detriment because he's so lovely he's doing the most when he doesn't actually have to was that last year of the year before because he's also got a lot bigger totally his star is rising incredibly fast isn't it? Yeah it was last year I'm gonna message him for you no I'm gonna go hey for you. No. I'm gonna go, hey, my friend Clint Yes. Would love to invite you for dinner. No, I think.

Dan, that's rude. His wife is a great cook. Yeah, now he's definitely not coming. Bring the team. He's definitely not coming. For some good vibes. All right, well, if you're gonna do that, I'm gonna send you a video of just me and Teddy hanging out

being like, shame on you. Yeah, if you do this, you're obviously inviting me and Dan round, and the whole team here, like Bella and Carl and stuff, right? I think our dining table would only seat like 10 out of push. What is this? You're such a sellout! So all the Teddy's team could go, are you not gonna invite us? I've got like a trestle table and some camping chairs I can bring over.

A BYO table. That'd be nice, yeah. Come on. Yep, okay, and seat. I'll bring the. A BYO table. Come on. I'll bring the baby. Oh no. No, I don't even want to go. Aww.

There's Tressel table and camping chairs. Clint, Meg and Dan. Meg will be naming her child in a few weeks. And you've got to be careful. You've got to check all the nicknames you got to check the shortened versions just to see how it sounds when you put it all together because sometimes parents miss it. Yes, it's my husband's job. A famous one actually was the comedian Amy Schumer who

named her son Jean Attlfischer. So, Genital Fisher and then she ended up changing it. True story, that wasn't just for comedy. Genital Fisher and then she ended up changing it true story. That wasn't just for comedy genital Fisher Yeah, I think it was like a family name or something like a uncle But the thing is yeah, we're zone only we put say them both together out loud that it really makes sense So you can see why some of these names slip through the cracks Yep. Okay, Dan. What have you got? There's so many coming through. I don't even know where to start.

I don't know if Jordan and the person who's just TexNOW, which, you know, don't have your name, knew the same Eden Dick, but they went to school. Around 10 she decided it was cool to just go by Eden. Eden Dick? Really? Oh, it's Eden Marie Dick.

And then you know you have Eden Marie, like Anne Marie, you have a double barrel. Eden Marie. Yeah, and so we just by Eden, but then she legally changed her name. Okay. My favourite so far still is Lizanya. First name Liz, last name Anya.

Elizabeth Anya, but when you shorten it. Yeah, I can see how that one would slip through the crack. Dixie Normus has come through. No, that one's, Dan, that's a troll. You must be able to say Dixie Normus. No, but if you look at it written down, Dixie, lovely name. I know two girls called Dixie. And then Normus.

Dixie Normus. Never met a Mr. or Mrs. Normus. Well, until you've met Dixie, Dixie. And then Normus. Dixie Normus. Never met a Mr. or Mrs. Normus. Well, even until you've met Dixie's parents. Dixie Normus. Oh damn it. Yes, I just Googled it. Normus is a real last name. This person went to school with him five years ago.

Apparently. It's from the UK. Malcolm Powder. Malcolm Powder. Come on. Holden Acock. No, dad, you're just getting trolled. Someone named Christchurch apparently to this person is called Holden Acock. No, is A a middle name, is cock a last name? You need to get on the phone because people were just texting to troll you. If they go on the phone, they've got a backstory as to how they knew this person and how long they were in their life for.

I feel there's more credibility to the story. Apparently there's a real Phil McCracken in New Zealand. Oh I knew someone called William Chaffey, but everyone would just call him Willie. Willie Chaffey. Willie Chaffey. Yeah, that could happen. Nora Titsoff? No.

James, you're going to get blocked from the text machine if you send it. Paranormal shows from Russia? No. Nora Titov? Meg, don't, you're the one that's being mean. That's just her name. Titov is not a last man, Daniel. Clint, Meg and Dan, Stinky Boots. It's hard to know if you're trolling or if you genuinely did go to school of next or

two or grow up with these real first and last names. This one from Jo is a teacher. I taught a child called Wolverine. Well that's not... That's okay. Yeah, would that pass with birth, death and marriages? Must do. Yeah, Wolverine I guess. It's a tricky one.

It's not a name that is put together with two names and it makes something funny though, is it? Charlotte said she went to Burnside High School with Emma Lester. That's a bad one. That's a bad one, Emma Lester. In a Matunji ward, a couple who called their daughter Crystal Claire and her last name was Waters.

Apparently there's a family somewhere. That's deliberate. Yeah, that's the purpose. There's a family somewhere who owns a drilling business and their last name are Butt. And their family business is called Butt Drilling. Oh yeah. Pfft.

Ha ha ha. Twins at our primary school, Benson and Hedges. As kids we didn't get it but as adults we were like why would you do that? Someone's called their daughter Crystal Claire. I just said that one darling. Yeah Crystal Claire. And this one, Paige Turner. Now if your last name's Turner why would you... You just never... You just never would you? You wouldn't do it. Paige Turner. Hugh Janus.

If your last name's Janus, don't name your firstborn Hugh. That's like when last week you got trolled with Toby Lerone. Jenna Taylor? Jenna Taylor. That one, see that one I could believe. Jenna Taylor. Yeah, like close enough that the parents would miss it. Now, there's a guy apparently that lives in Christchurch. His name's Dick. First name. Richard? It must be Richard in his name. Actually, yeah, we're watching the movie

Blended, Adam Sandler, and yeah, one of the guys yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We can't do this any longer if you've got to fall for them. Another one has a patient at their work, Jeannie Taylor. Jeannie Taylor. You see, that's come through a couple of times. Eden Dick's come through a couple of times as well. Richard Burns. You've got to be very careful if your last name's Taylor and you're having a daughter, I think. You wouldn't think so.

Now if your last name's Oxlong. Oh Dan, no, nobody's called Mike. You're trying to play for 10K next, that's enough. That's enough. That's a real man. It's like Moe's Tamina to me. He lives in Whangarei. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Just bag out to midnight. Yeah, Meg's gonna be off on Matt leave in a couple of weeks, so we were like, this is our last chance to give her one big send off. Yeah, her final big outing of her life. Uh-huh, and all I am a changed woman after it has happened. Mm. Because you know what you don't see?

New mums out partying till midnight. Because it's too hard to juggle both. It's not often. You don't normally see heavily pregnant women out partying either, Clint. Because normally they're quite tired with big old fat trotter for feet. I think there's only one of them out at our night.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there were all sorts of them out at our night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were all sorts of things that were going wrong in the beginning and we had people away sick and didn't show up and props that were supposed to arrive. And then I was like, man, this night's gonna be a shambles. And then I was like, no, it's not.

That's when I saw Meg order an alcoholic ginger beer. No, no, it's like, they still would have it. She made a couple of cigarettes. Oh my god. She is ready to stand her. No, what actually happened is they ordered a non-alcoholic ginger beer, Clinton. And she was already vaping. And then it got brought over to the table, was happily drinking away, thought, oh, that's convincing, genuinely thought those words, so that's very convincing.

And then somebody else at the table also said that they got a ginger beer and it looked very different to mine. One was orange and the next was white. Very different to mine and that's what I asked the waiter is this not alcoholic and they said no. Well then they went well check and then we saw them go back around the bar and pour it down the stage. Unfortunately Megan had the whole thing so. I ended up having an alcoholic beverage whilst heavily pregnant, not my finest moment, not my fault either. No it wasn't your fault, it was a mouthful and Meg was very worried, we were like you'll be alright, just don't drink

anymore. I couldn't believe it, I was very concerned. So the night started with our producer Neep here falling ill, very faint so we had to send him home in a thing. We got to the party or got to the bar, the first bar we got on the the beer cycle. The beer cycle, hell of a time that. We picked up about five Asian hitchhikers that were asking or inquiring about the beer cycle. We were like just get on, just get on, pedal with us. Yeah and that's when I started really enjoying myself because I wasn't pedaling for one, and I was watching all these people pedal me

and I thought, this is actually a really great time. I was choosing the music. And yeah, everyone was laughing or struggling and that's my favourite thing. Yeah. And this was Meg, this was Meg early into the night after getting on the bear cycle, going to our second bar. This could be the greatest night of my entire life. Yes! Get him!

At this point, I must say, and that could have been the alcoholic ginger beer talking to me now that I think about it. Gone straight to your head. But at that point, I was having a lot of fun, boys. I really, really was having a lot of fun. I think it was at that point that we kind of turned the night around. Because it could have gone two ways, it could have gone really crap and it could have just gone home at 7.30. We went to another bar and we met some people, I mean we met Andrew and the guys and the boys, remember they were good fun. Yeah they were great.

And Dan did a little look around and he was like, man it's so dead in town tonight. And then I looked at my watch, it was 7 o'clock. Where is everybody? It was supposed to be 7.30. Yeah, of course it's 10. Then we found more people to do the bare-sco with us as well. That's right. And remember that guy though that went to jump off the chair?

And I don't think he realised how far it was down. And he does like absolutely eight, you know what, when he hit the ground. What I really enjoyed is that there was one girl who knew our show and convinced to all her friends to do the bicycle with us oh they had a big argument on the bike they did I enjoyed that because they were like why are we doing this why are we on this we're peddling they're exhausted and they were going to a bath and they didn't know what was going on that was hard to peddle we got to a sweatshop and they had the Auckland hoedown so everyone's wondering why I was wearing a cowboy hat

all night and then you guys look like the idiots when we got to Sweetshop. The only ones without one. Damn, they're in line. Okay, so that's it about, we got you to about 8.30. Yeah. What happened beyond there? Cause she had to stay out to midnight.

Yeah. We had a little surprise for her. Yes, the golden envelope that ended up just being white. Yep. We had to work with what we had. Someone forgot to get the golden envelopes. Clint, Meg and Dan. Okay, let's put things up.

I think the time would have been about 8.30. Yep. We're at Sweetshop doing a bit of line dancing for the Auckland Hoedown. Everyone had their cowboy hats out. Dave as well, who is managing the bar there, absolutely looked after us on all the edgeless, those were food and bar tab.

Appreciate that, Dave. Yeah, probably a legend, great pizza there. Meg, at this point, you were in good spirits, weren't you? I was in, honestly, honestly, boys, like if, like, I was in a really good night. I was in a really good night. I was in a really good night I was lying down saying I knew it was a hoedown, but I didn't know we'd be doing line dancing together I just got into it. Yeah, everyone like was great

I was I wasn't even at this point thinking about my feet because I know that sounds dumb But like they hurt at the end of the night. I was having a really fun time. Yeah, you'd refuse to get on the Mechanical bowl you have asked a few times. I don't know why. Even if it goes really slow, you'll still probably break the world record for being a heavily pregnant woman on a mechanical bull. And I said, there's a reason for that, Clint. Because nobody would do it.

Thankfully, Dan did it. Dan and I had a go. Yeah, oh my god, and the guy after I got off it said, that was one of the best rides I've ever seen. Really? He said to me, yeah. Really? Because Clint stayed on way longer, didn't you? Yeah, but he hadn't seen me then. Oh, bro. Yeah, he was like, that is one of the best rides I've ever seen. Really? He said to me, yeah he said. Really? Because Clint stayed on way longer didn't you later? Yeah but he hadn't seen me then. Oh bro.

Yeah he was like, he was like that is one of the best. I stayed on for a grand total of like 10 seconds. So we'd had a few shots and we'd ridden the bull, we were having a great time. Dan and I were in that place where we were like, just having the greatest time and you know how when you have a surprise for your friend,

you just want to give it to them. Yeah and you're like, we were like should we give it to them yeah and you're like we were like should we give it to her now like no we said wait till midnight we said wait till midnight we're like oh we'll give it to her. You guys were quite drunk and excited. I wanted to give it to Meg now you know yeah yeah yeah like my husband who gets excited when he knows he's got a really good gift for me yeah and so we were like right we're gonna give her the golden envelope which you're right Meg was just a white envelope early this was us just taking Meg out to the front to give her her little surprise.

So I know it's not been the best night for you. I think we had a really fun time. Meg at one point she said this is the greatest night of my life. Okay, well you need to get a better life. But we're gonna give you this early, but you still need to set out to midnight, it's a surprise. We trust you to open it now, even though it's not midnight. It's a surprise. We trust you to open it now, even though it's not midnight That's a hotel. Oh my god, you love us so much. You love us so much. Oh my god. We're so

Midnight A hotel room in a fancy as so Auckland very bougie luxury hotel dreamly Bougie you know you stay nice It's extremely bougie. Probably the nicest room I've ever been in. It was on those rooms that made you feel like you were a millennia, like in New York City, like with the penthouse. You could see all the lights and fluorescent around you. There was a bath tub.

There's a bathtub right in front of the window. So, by the way, if you live in an apartment opposite the Soho apartment, you would be 100% saw me naked on the weekend. I wasn't wearing any gloves, I was walking around, I wasn't even. Yeah and then so we were like great, give Meg her envelope, what should we do next Meg? Alright let's go do shots! Let's go do shots! Yeah let's go do shots!

You're not having shots, you're pregnant. No, you guys, this is fun! I'll do her shots, two shots for me! This is so much fun! This is so much fun! Now so this is I think where we were distracted from. That was a tactic. I don't remember seeing Meg after the shots.

No. And it could have been the alcohol, or it could have been the fact that that was the distraction. I stayed out. I was hanging out. Hard to hear, but I've got a clip of Meg telling Bella, our web girl who was shooting all of our social that night, that she was ready to go. Bella couldn't have done that. You're leaving? No. Do it. I won't know.

It's like I'm leaving from Huala Lai. Do it! Bella was also drunk. That's a good thing about being the only sober one. Everyone around me was drunk. So I thought it's late enough. What are we, eleven something? Come on! Okay, and then Dan and I, I think when we were going to want to show off again and ride the bull

That when we couldn't find Meg, we ended up realizing what had happened But like Dan, I told you don't give her the key card to the hotel room But she was midnight! But she was going so well! And I was like, give her the evil eye of the moon! No! You knew as soon as we gave her to her she would leave! We're giving energy... I was over it pretty quickly! You guys missed me lots, I can tell We're giving the energy of like the two dumb criminals in a movie, you know like the villains

I don't even remember doing that, okay, I got one last clip I honestly don't know what I'm playing at the moment, so I might regret this. She's gone, buddy. She's definitely gone. I've had a look around. She ain't here. We've failed her. Give it to us.

This is the last night out ever. We've failed her as a friend. Okay. But I tell you what, she had us up another ride on the bull. Together, we went on a tandem. Any more clips I need to play? I think you should just play that last clip as well. Oh, no.

Aw. Oh, God. 11.30 PM, that's not a bad effort from a pregnant woman. Oh, yeah. Fuckin' no, I'm not gonna do it. And I come and keep it to the side. It's pretty good. Oh, pretty good.

It was about nine shots in. He was quite distracted. He was about nine shots in. He was quite distracted. He was quite distracted, yeah. Thank you boys. Meg's gone. Meg who? I had a great night. Why are we here? Why are we here?

Clip, Meg and Dan. Meg and Dan, you don't like... Uh huh. Uh... Cringeries. No I don't. The ones that are really gnarly. Yeah.

If I send Meg a video and someone gets hurt... She's watching my reels. It's weird that you still do that though. You don't like limbs going in different angles, do you? No. Not yet. There's a guy, Nick, though, who injured himself before an AFL game, so before the game even started,

he'd already done his hamstring. And this is one of those videos that... It's not a cringery. You just see a guy holding a coin. He's in charge of flipping the coin so the team will call heads or tails, whether the away team is. And then they'll kick off.

So he's standing there. He flicks the coin and he takes a step forward because he's kind of flicked it away from his body. So he steps forward to catch it. As he does, he pings his hammy and he's just taking a step. Just a bad step. He wraps his hand around the back and grabs it. And then the next day he posts a photo of it

and it was black, his hamstring's black. And this was Seven News interviewing him who ended up getting an injury before the game had even started. A bad hamstring strain for Nick Harrison suffered during the coin toss before last night's game at Marvel Stadium. Probably no, you have me to think I could just go out and toss the coin without any

preparation. I paid the price. Yeah it's a foolish mistake. How long do you think you're out for? I'm probably going to miss six or seven tosses I guess. Okay so he's been in such a situation. Yeah yeah yeah. So we want to talk about lame injuries. You might have done something really bad but in a lame way, there's somebody who works here at MediaWorks called Kieran and he put his back out by drying the dishes. So that's one of them. That's one way to get out of the job. You know, I reckon he was just going, oh, my back's out, love.

I'm going to have to step this one out. I reckon that's it. I don't think he would actually put his back out. There's no way they could possibly do that. That's the oldest trick in the book. Yeah, if you have to fill out an ACC form and you're like, they're just not going to believe me. Like, I'm going to have out an ACC form and you're like, they're just not gonna believe me. Like I'm gonna have, like those are the stories we want.

Like when people go, oh my God, why are you in a full cast for? And it's just the lamest reason. Lame injury Olympics. Let's see if we can give away gold. At the moment, I think a coin toss. Trying to catch a coin that you've flicked into the air and pulling your hamstring off the bone.

That one's winning for sure. Oh. Yeah, or like maybe you're just sitting on a computer one day and you just turn to talk to a coworker and pulled a neck and now you're like on the bone. That one's winning for sure. Oh. Yeah, or like maybe you're just sitting on a computer one day and you just turn to talk to a co-worker and pull the neck and now you're like on the couch. I had to wear an eye patch for two weeks when I repotted a cactus. Oh.

Meg Clint, you've just missed what Meg just said. So potting a cactus, you did what? I had to wear an eye patch for two weeks. Because I repotted a cactus. That is such a Meg injury. And I did it outside so the wind blew the cactus needles into my eye. Oh, god. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall that day.

No, did you? That cactus going down, she's like, oh, die! The cactus has got me in the eye. So then you're a pirate for two weeks. Yeah, because of a cactus. That's great. Clint. Megan Dann.

Tash on 0800 The Edge. Tash, what was the injury and what did you do? I tore a ligament in my wrist pulling pots out of a container. Right yeah so that sounds pretty lame. Did you when you did it were you like oh Tash this is so lame were you pissed off with yourself? I was and I originally thought I'd only like pulled the muscle or sprained it so I continued the night. I think unfortunately Natasha you don't make the finals in the Olympics because we have this text I moved a whiteboard and as I was moving it my wrist cracked

I broke my wrist it's been three months and it's in heels. Wow. Okay Danielle. Hi Danielle. Morning Danielle. Hi. Yeah, what happened to you? What was the lame injury? Okay, so I broke my foot. So I ripped the ligament off the bone that goes from your little toe down to your ankle and it broke my foot. And that was just from simply walking out my neighbor's door.

You just walked out the door. Wasn't like a step up and you clipped it? No, just a flat surface, went to go walk out to go down a little step and don't know what happened but completely ripped it and I was in a cast up to my knee. Wow yeah you're in the finals. Yeah that's at least top three. Helen fractured my sternum walking into the back of a Prius. I love that it was a Prius because it just makes it even worse. They must have braked heavily in front of him. And Tracy, she's the first time caller, Clem. Oh, morning, Trace.

Morning, first time caller. Morning, Trace. Morning, first time. How are you? Good. Good, Tracy. How are you, though? What was the injury? Oh! Oh, so it was my husband. He was working with a drill outside and was putting in a bulk

and a washer up high and while he was drilling he wasn't holding the drill securely and it went and did a full 360 into his face. Into his face? Yeah, because he was up high, he was like two metres high and so he was trying to, I don't even know how he did it mate. What? Like he was just rolling up high, the roll got a full 360 because he wasn't holding it properly and like literally gave himself the biggest split lip of his life.

I was pregnant, he came in going, I think I've done something to my face yeah and I was like what on yeah it was just what a nightmare hey Trace we're gonna send you a double pass with a must-see movie Megan 2 it's in cinemas June 26th you can tell him why as well you shamed him on the radio you outed him to everyone to win that double pass thanks Trace my dad broke his toe taking his sock off that dad will get ya. That's gotta be number 201. This person, I was trying to get a rugby ball, went over the fence and a needle cut my bum.

Now why was there a needle on the fence? Yeah. I also thought somebody broke their thumb from turning the light switch off. Oh that's a contender for gold. How do you do that? Broke your thumb just by switching the light off. Maybe it was dark and they over pushed.

My husband started the lawnmower and snapped his meniscus in his knee. Oh god I hate this. I hate this very bad. Someone slipped in cow shit and broke their ACL and MCL. Oh my god. I pulled the muscles in my shoulder taking my backpack off when my arm got stuck in the strap. Oh god I got second degree burns pouring off pot of boiling water while trying to cook an egg. Oh no, water all over my leg while camping. Oh no! Someone else was trying to reach a hard area with a nail gun, pointed back at themself and missed and shot themself in the chest.

Now they're just ramping up to crinderies which is Ahmed's favourite. Man, yeah there's so many. Keep them coming through. We should compile a list tomorrow. Broke my foot giving someone a piggyback. That'll do it. Piggybacks are dangerous, especially when you've had a few drinkies. Man, you just gotta come up with something cooler

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