The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW that's a jerker...
Episode Date: September 28, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for a wild ride in today's podcast episode! From the introduction where they joke about their podcast's... purpose, to discussing daylight saving and adjustments, the episode is filled with laughs and lively banter. Highlights include Dan's surprising confession about considering Botox, an unexpected celebrity guest (Liam Lawson's mom!), and a passionate discussion about recent sport events. Don't miss their favorite 'hit the spot' musical segment featuring the Backstreet Boys and reminiscing about touching moments that bring joy. The episode is packed with engaging segments, listener interactions, and hilarious conversations. Tune in for a blend of topical discussions, fun games, and pure entertainment. 00:20 Daylight Saving Struggles03:30 Fisher Tickets Giveaway06:00 Car Horn Incident08:11 First Call of the Day14:55 Wedding Talk31:31 Famous Names41:36 Backstreet Boys Tribute45:22 Snoop Dogg's AFL Performance50:12 Things We Love58:49 Guess the Celebrity01:07:43 Sports Wrap-Up01:12:40 Taylor Swift Nights Announcement01:17:56 Weird Text Messages
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Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
It's spicy, full of fact on, an immediate regret.
Oh, this isn't Love Island.
It's the edge breakfast with Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.
Good morning.
It is a Monday, and if you're feeling a little tired,
it's probably because you haven't adjusted to the old daylight.
I'm leaving yet.
Hey, I've got no sympathy.
It was two days ago now.
You should have adjusted.
You should have gone to bed at your normal time.
Yeah, if it doesn't count on the weekend
because you can just wake up when you wake up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
When it's work, that's when you have the time to waste it up.
So you can't go against how your body feels.
You've got to go against the clock.
It happened to us on Sunday morning, and now it's Monday morning.
So that's like 24 hours ago.
And also get out of that dick, Dan.
I would be on that as long as I can.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
As long as I feel so cold.
Yeah, it wakes me up.
I've got my headphones on.
Steph's been sick, so I had to sanitise them.
Oh, yes.
Yes, she did put it in a hole.
Sanitized headphones.
I don't think she's licking them.
No.
Your ears can have, can have, like, that's an orifice.
You know, your ears are actually one of the most, like, germ-filled parts of your body.
Thank you, Dan.
I just made that up.
Oh, damn.
Either way, it's an orifice.
Have you, um, spray tan spritzed your face?
Gosh.
I did a little spitz on the weekends
and it said three pumps.
I did six.
And he has too many pumps.
No, it looks nice now.
It looks like he gave too many
just from like your eyes down.
Oh, look, you sound like my wife.
You missed your forehead and you kind of just did checks and churn.
It's like how Donald Trump is orange for he is white around his eyes.
Clint's been insulting me all morning actually.
I'm going to talk about that later.
He can't even tell.
It's fine.
He says jealous because he thinks that if you start getting Botox and tanning,
then you'll be the hottest one in the team.
Yeah, he had to go up my stomach before, which I'll talk about later.
Hey, back a lot.
No, that needs more context, but we don't have time.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
In time for us versus the playlist, 6 a.m. throwback.
Mickey Minaj in the mix at the moment.
I don't hate it.
Yeah, I like that song.
A bit of Mickey.
A bit of Nikki, eh?
Hard to beat, I think.
Well, today, there's only really a couple of options that I've thought of,
one of which is Horsie, the singer.
It's her birthday.
She was born in 1994 today.
A child.
Is she young?
Is she old enough to have throwbacks?
No.
That's probably the oldest.
I think so.
The other thing I wanted to bring to the table,
and I'm a bit slow off the mark with this, yes.
But the summer I turned pretty.
I've just been watching the whole...
We've just finished the whole season on the weekend, the whole thing.
And a lot of people go, oh, you lose it.
That is the most addictive...
Addictive show I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, really?
Because I haven't got into it yet.
No.
It's honestly got something.
I'm sort of cracking at that show.
What is it about it?
Is it cliffhanger every time?
I think it's just so relatable.
It's really relatable in terms of...
So you're finding it relatable to a Eurasian 17-year-old girl in high school?
I think we've all got a little bit of Asian girl in us.
What?
That sounds fishy.
Are you trying to give away a ticket?
What is going to be?
We've got...
We've got this...
We get up to expect...
I've never felt more out of something in my whole life.
No one knows what I'm talking about, except Carper, we just can't laugh you too.
We came in this morning, Ash, and we got Fisher tickets to give away, right?
And sometimes we get in the morning and our promo team is like sold.
Like, how are we going to give them away?
We came in this morning and I was like, what the hell is this?
This is used to me, by the way.
It's such a hospital pass.
Oh, we've got tickets to Fisher.
If you can correctly guess.
and call 0-800-Ege
when you hear Dan say something fishy,
you'll win a sum of it.
And Dan goes,
what is something fishy and when do I do it?
What is that even mean?
Is that the moment?
And I was like,
maybe we need to be like, right,
listen, I'll have to deny and out
when Dan says something fishy.
But he was like,
and then he comes out the gate
saying that we all have a Malaysian.
When we do do the fishy,
it has to be a specific reference to a fish.
I think that's the other words.
Yes, yes.
I'm floundering around.
Yeah.
And so the reason I would bring up the summer I turn pretty
is because that playlist on that show, if you've watched it before,
is incredible.
Like every episode, there's at least seven number one singles in it.
Like a lot of Taylor Swift, the whole show is based on a lot of Taylor Swift song.
It's got the money to be placed in the...
Yeah, I don't know how they got the rights for all these bands.
Netflix money. Yeah, it's incredible.
So yeah, Taylor Swift, there's literally name a song that's in there.
So we could do any sort of throwback from the summer at 2.3.
But I kind of just want Nicky Minash after all that.
Well, I'm still glad we did the journey because shit, I laugh, cried and that.
That was a nice way to start the show.
Thank you, Dan.
Anyway.
A bit of garnered.
Anyway, when does it start?
I don't know.
From now.
Okay, let's just say from now.
From now?
After nine?
Now.
Yeah.
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I've got a question for you, Ashley.
That is my name, legally.
And it involves our dear friend Clinton Randall, who's with us now.
We arrived at a similar time.
You arrived a bit later today.
I have been, to be fair, I've been arriving a bit later lately in general.
That's fine.
A couple of minutes past.
Judge it, I'll just mention it, so the boss knows,
because I get there a bit earlier, okay?
And this morning, Clint backed in his car, okay,
and I'm sitting in my vehicle,
and I decide to get out as he's arrived,
so I was like, we'll both walk in together.
As I get out of the car,
my, a part of my body grazes my horn,
because I've got a handful of stuff,
so I've got my bag, I've got a drink bottle, my phone, my keys, okay?
See, big old deck.
Yeah.
Dress the horn.
Yeah, and so as I, a part of my body, grazes the horn.
My horn goes, bimp, like that, okay?
Clint gets out of his car and goes, was that your stomach?
What a dickhead.
Now, see, I was a good mate.
I was a good mate in that scenario, and I said, it's your big deal.
I know, thank you.
But you were, but you also knew, you know, he was telling a yarn,
and so you thought he'd come up.
I was in a real life situation, and he's left a bit out.
As Dan got out and went, bam, he went, F.
so he was disappointed with himself.
No, I was.
I was disappointed that I chewed the horn?
Was there your stomach?
Now, at what point, Ash?
No, that's rude.
Have you ever looked at me and went,
oh, he's got a bit of a stomach on him?
Like, I know I'm not, I'm no Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Okay, I get that.
But I wouldn't say that I've got a gunt.
The issue is that you've got a bond,
I don't know what you call them in this country,
a white singlet on.
Yeah.
And they're clingy.
Oh!
Then I'm saying,
I'm saying...
So it clings to my belly, you ass.
If someone was going to mention it,
it would only be because of the keelingy bonds.
Okay, I was coming to you for a bit of reassurance going,
oh, you are a flat stomach boy.
But not only didn't turn up to work late again,
but you're now having a go at my stomach.
I'm not.
I'm simply saying, you look great.
If anyone was going to comment,
it's because of the fabric
not because of your stomach
not because of your
and the way you dropped an F-bomb
when you got out
you seem really disappointed
and frustrated with yourself
Okay
What part of your body did
press off the horn
Like an elbow or something
It was my stomach
But it was my knee
I'll tell you what
Clint Meggin' Dan
Leshull
First Call of the Day
First Call of the Day
Oh who's it gonna be
Oh 800 the edge
In the meantime
while we wait for someone to call
through and they're going to get a Zed coffee voucher.
Do you want to hear a story about saying gross on my son's foot?
Oh, no.
Yeah. So he's at a blister, and I thought his shoes were too small.
So I took him to Westfield, bought him a new pair of shoes, he lover of them, some new
balances.
And then blister's not going, I mean, yeah, blister's not going away.
It's getting bigger.
It's getting a bit gross.
His foot's looking deformed.
So I took a photo of it and sent it to my mate who's a podiatrist.
And he writes back, he's like, that's a wart.
Oh, you can see, I used to get warts all over my fingers.
I don't remember burning them off ever as an adult,
but I remember when I was young, the amount of trips you'd do the chemist to get that,
what if there's nitrogen or what in, they burn it off.
All the acids.
I think it's from he stands in the shower after swimming for like 10 minutes every week,
just under the hot water.
So I go to chemist warehouse, I get the thing.
Anyway, I do it.
The next night I'm out.
So, Adrian, you've got to do the walt acid.
He said, no worries.
And then last night I'm looking at his foot.
and there's a second spot in his foot
that looks like it's been burned away
I'm like, what's that? He's like, well, I put it on the wart.
I'm like, that wasn't a wart?
So he's just put the wot cream on a part of Buddy's foot
that was just a little, you know, like something else.
His toe.
It's burned away the skin.
He's just like, it's a precaution.
Yeah, he's just a little skin.
His little toe just to be careful.
God is satisfying to see the walk get burned off.
Yeah.
There's no worse pain as a kid than getting a wart burnt off.
I remember going to the dog.
Oh, God, it's painful because they spray.
it. I don't know if they still do it, maybe
that was the thing. I remember they just hold
almost like an earbud, like, or whatever
they must put like nitrogen or whatever. And then
they just hold it and then it would get
and it would feel like it's burning because it's so
cold, it's almost like a heat. You know when
you spray deodorant can for too long
under your armpit, it's that feeling, but they do it
constantly. I was going to take him to the die.
It's just to get it burned off, but now I won't do that.
Yeah. Who sprays the underrubs too
long? I know what you mean.
Sometimes you do a bit too much of a squirt
and it stings. And that's the same.
feeling. My cousin Corinne did that
as a joke to my friend Vanessa's arm. She's like
come here and she sprayed it with deodorant
and Vanessa got a chemical bird.
Yeah. You have to be careful with Rick Soda. They just put a
warning on the pack. What are you just thinking
gets like stuck down too long on the nozzle?
Yeah, like you just go a little bit too
hard. I've never heard that.
Wow. Even I know and I don't even wear
deodorant. She's an aluminum
free. Ash. I haven't won
diot in four years. But I don't understand
how it happens. You hold it down
let go. Yeah, but if you accidentally
If you're distracted, you let it go for an extra second.
Get off his dick.
What happened today?
He's been on my deal all morning, okay, and I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
Get off it.
Yeah.
What can distract you whilst you're applying down?
Life, in general, I could be looking after my son.
I could be doing work because God knows I'm constantly doing it.
That's right.
You know, that's not be doing any lazy ass.
Yeah, Karen is, the ass.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm sick of it.
Yeah.
I'm sick of it too.
Get off my D
Okay
Well from now
And I'm just going to do
We'll do that thing
You know
When your kids complain about their washing
You go right
I'll do mine
You do yours
I'm going to do my stuff
I'm going to turn my mic off
And you guys can turn your own off
Okay
And I'll spray you with some deodor
And you can feel it
It's the edge
Oh God
Way to make a point
It's just bad radio now
That's your fault
It's your job to keep it good
All right
I'm going to have to turn mine back on
Because
Because I have to tell Ash how to do her job
You have to see scandal next
We're going to talk about one of the most
Apart from Taylor Swift
Okay, no, I'll guess I'm going to say again
The wedding of the year happened
Featuring Taylor Swift
Oh so it wasn't hers but she was there
Hey hey no I said featuring
How was she featured?
You're financing?
No
22 past six headlines and three on Edge
What's this got to do with any of it?
It's the wedding of the year
It was just a little late dance
I tell you you're not on music either anymore
I'm doing all of it from now on space.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
It's Clint McGinn-Dain with Ash.
We were just talking about the new Olivia Dean album.
I was saying how I love this song so much.
God.
And Dan goes, it's a real jerker and I said, gross.
Yeah, it is a tear-jurker.
I should have said tear before you.
You definitely need to say tear before you.
You knew what I'd be.
Yeah, but you didn't say that.
It's a scandal.
Quite a scandal.
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Congratulations to Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco,
my favorite celebrity couple.
Really?
Yeah, I love Betty Blanco.
Of all the celebrity couples, are your favorite.
I love them.
Okay, because Selena Gomez, and turn this up, please,
Clint, because this is one of my first songs ever.
Do you reckon she gives her hands to herself on her wedding night?
Hell no.
She's cool, and Betty Blanco, I've interviewed here maybe
four or five times and every time he's such a vibe like he's like ass my girl he's just such a legend
he's so funny and he's so talented and you know she's had a hard run she's had lupus and a kidney
transplant and public breakups and i just like i know she's found a good one and they just love
each other and just think that he's such a vibe because she comes across quite a stifo but maybe
she's not in her personal life and i think you need one of each like if you're
It's like me.
If I married someone like me, people would not want to hang out with us.
Really?
Of course.
You don't want two actions.
Yeah, because you can't tolerate two people like Ash.
And you're saying that to be mean, but I agree.
Yeah, you need two separate, like, personalities.
I just find Selena Gomez, and I don't know, Benny Blanco, obviously you've interviewed him before.
But I just find Selena Gomez, like she's always got beef for someone.
She's always beefing.
No, she is not.
She doesn't talk to the girl who gave her a kidney.
Yeah, we don't know what has.
happened there.
That's weird.
It feels like if someone gives you a kidney,
they get a free pass for a lot.
But it's not,
it's that the girl cracked it
because she wasn't getting thanked enough publicly.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah.
But anyway,
so Taylor's at the wedding,
obviously because they're friends.
And Paris Hilton and Ed Shearren were there.
Obviously, Ed Shearin is a serial
Benny Blanco collaborator.
They did the whole,
whatever the blue album that Shape of View
and Castle on the Hill was on.
Benny did that whole album with him.
And then Martin Short and Steve Martin,
of course her co-stars on only murders in the building
and Ashley Park
who's the funny chick from Emily and Paris
It's hard once you start inviting people from work
Because then where does it stop?
Exactly
That's why I've invited no people from work to my wedding
Because then you sort of just go
If you invite one you have to invite that person
And then if that person goes
We had like 30 people from work at our wedding
Yeah so I just said no
You almost need a ballot where you go
I want all you guys to be there
But there's 30 of you
We can only have four
And then you just spin a wheel
It's very radio of us
I think if I got married
Now, though, I'd invite you guys.
I'd invite Meg, you, Ash, your husband,
Ed and Clint, your wife, and the producers.
But that's it.
That's the immediate show.
But the producers' partners?
Oh, God, no.
Really?
Oh, Nipi doesn't have a partner.
Oh, he's too busy to chat too.
Oh, Carl, maybe Carl's wife.
No, no, no, she'll be fine.
I'll come, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I got invited to a wedding in Toopo, and I said to train my friend,
oh, we're so excited to come.
But he burst into tears when I told him he wasn't invited.
And she said, oh, you can bring him.
I was like, hell no.
You're like, shish.
I ain't bring him.
Don't tell me I can bring him.
Then I feel like a bad mom when I don't bring him.
Kids at a wedding, no way.
No way.
Although we had kids at our wedding, and it was so fun.
You say that like you're lying.
No, I promise.
They all just hit the dance floor, and it was just a raucous now.
We had, like, kids' activities.
Someone's got to take them at a certain time, though, right?
But our wedding had a hard finish of 10pm.
Oh, yeah.
Why?
Because I hate on wedding.
go too long.
So does you have to go like, right, guys, we're done?
Do you know?
We started early.
We started at 4pm and there was no, like, nothing in between.
Arrive, it was a bit, a big farm, a city farm.
Arrive, had the ceremony, get pissed, party, leave it to.
So it's six hours.
Get out, yeah.
I hate when it's like 11 o'clock and you're like, can the bride and groom go home already?
It was a, it's still a contentious thing.
I don't even, I don't think we've talked about it.
My wife and I had enough to put it to bed, where she wanted to go.
Yeah.
And I leave before everyone else.
And I was like, what?
No, we're paying for this.
And this is all of our closest friends.
So I was still there waving goodbye to the party bus.
As everyone got on it and left.
So I wanted to make sure the party was over.
Then I went home.
I'm surprised.
And my wife was...
And you hadn't had sex yet.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my gosh, what is wrong with you?
Yeah, we waited until we were married.
So you would have thought I was being chomped at the bat.
But I was like, I've waited five years.
What's another 20 minutes?
I'm surprised people stayed for the reception after he sung his vows, to be honest.
I would have just gone on.
Hannah, we've got on.
People want to see how much
cringe you could get.
Maybe.
True.
All righty.
Coming up next,
Norty 640.
Where's the worst place
for someone to
soil themselves?
Because I think
Dan might have found the place.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Stinky B.
Just got a little after Norty 640,
but there's still time.
Ash, was your son's birthday
last week and you had your birthday
party on the weekend.
And I know,
you're probably really devastated that you missed out on a four-year-old's farm party
because your kids are so old.
I know that you were probably at home yesterday going,
oh, I wish we could wake up early to go to a farm party.
You know what I want to do when I don't have kids for the weekend?
Hang out with other people's.
I must say, I enjoyed it more than my one-and-a-half-year-old son.
I went on a tractor ride.
There were people riding horses.
There was chickens.
Oh, I do like to ride a horse.
I saw a peacock.
Do you see the peacock?
It was only for the little kids who couldn't have rid than the horse.
You don't watch other people's kids, yeah.
Out of the peacocks, an amazing creature.
Yeah, they're amazing.
I'm saying how the boy ones are?
Yeah, the male ones, yeah.
It's the boys that do the fancy pansies.
Yeah, the women, a bit boring.
But classic.
As part of the beautiful farm at, what's it called, Happy Valley.
Kiwi Valley.
There's a maze.
Not spong, not hashtag Spona.
I wish.
I would have called it Happy Valley.
There's a maze within this beautiful farm where you can take your children in.
And I said to my wife,
wife Hannah. I was like, you take George in there.
I'll keep sinking piss with the lads.
There was no piss.
Okay, because I started getting a little jealous.
There's a lept an ice team available for the adults.
And a parmesan tartlet.
Make it sound a little bit cooler if you could add.
Okay, I'm trying to make it sound cool for clip.
So anyway, I'm in there, sing and piss.
Hannah calls.
Was this before after the burlesque dancers?
This was mid-dance.
That all had pink hair and arm tats.
Oh, no!
And there was a lot of ping-pong ball action as well.
Anyway, so Hannah calls me from in the middle of the maze,
and she's stressed.
She's like, Dan, you need to get into the centre of the maze.
We've had a Poonami.
Okay?
It wasn't her.
It was a controlled.
And so I then had to grab my emergency bag that we bring in everywhere
with the nappies, the changing stuff, the wipes.
And I had to, with what institute was the most stressful two minutes of my life,
where I had to find, I was like, in the maze going,
had her. She's like, I'm through here.
And I had to, like, try and find her in the maze.
Oh, dear. And it took me ten minutes
to find, and then we had to do a, like, stressful
nappy change, mid-maze.
Mid-mays. Because she was like, I don't have the time to
find our way out. No.
Stressful.
Why do they do it to us?
I don't know. They always pick the most, like, inconvenient
time to go number two.
Or place. I know.
Yeah. For me, the worst is aeroplanes.
Oh, yeah. When you're, like, a long-haul travel,
and they're, like, use that as their, well, we,
like nappy train
whatever is a toilet train buddy like
a week and a half before a trip to Italy
it is. And every time he fell asleep
on the plane I was like he's gonna blow
and it one time he did
and it was just piss everywhere
and I was like oh god
and we're in business class just kidding we weren't
we're in economy obviously
but like there's
worst places for Bhutamis
planes one of them
in the middle of a maze another one
or like anywhere where you haven't got nappies
with you or wipes I've got a good one
It's happened to me where he's been up in like an adventure playground.
Like I've taken him up there because he's quite young.
Take him to the top of the thing and then he's just gone, this is the perfect place for it.
What about adult Poonamis?
Can we talk about those as well?
I'm sure there's someone listening who's had an adult Poonami somewhere that was, I mean, I guess any place you have an adult punami is not ideal, is it?
Nah.
I mean, there's worse places than others.
I mean, a flight would be terrible.
Yeah.
But yeah, you don't want to do that as an adult.
I'm not getting gastro or food poisoning on a flight.
What if you call us?
Or in a club, you know, if it was like midnight
in a club, because I just,
they're the most feral bathrooms that you can
never use.
Oh, yeah, especially the end of the night.
Yeah.
It's like bodily fluids galore.
What if you call us, oh, 800 the edge,
you tell us the location.
Yes.
Of the Poonami.
Yes.
And then we guess whether it was an adult or a child.
Yes.
Dan's, a little guy had a bit of a defecation situation
in a maze of all places.
Yeah, but in the, not like,
at the start of the moment.
maze, in the middle of the maze.
So I had to go in and find him. Nightmare.
A couple of texts have come through. I'm going to give you
the place and then you've got
to tell me. So the first one, I don't know if this
is a matter of one way that I've said. Immigration line
at Rome Airport. So we've got
to guess whether this was an adult or a child.
Rome Airport, Immigration. I'm going to go adult.
Maybe because, yeah, you
because you think adult you can hold it.
But in those sorts of situations, maybe
yeah. And travel is stressful.
Yeah. And you don't want to lose your
Yeah, those lines are long.
Maybe that's a good way to get through the line quicker.
You just go out.
They said adult.
I've been constipated for a week,
and the laxative I took kicked in 36 hours later.
All the Italian food.
That'll do it, for you.
Oh, gosh.
Wahikiki Ferry.
I mean, booze poos.
You know, if you've done a real boozy weekend.
And then after all the wineries,
you're jumping on the ferry to come home.
But, Mike, it is a family place as well.
So there'd be a lot of families on the ferry on the way home.
I'm going to go kid.
It's kid.
Yeah.
And the thing, they had a nappy on, pulled the nappy down and did a poo on the deck.
Well, at least it's a car ferry, so it's not like an, like, there's probably no carpet, which is good.
They could just sort of hose it off.
Yeah.
Oh, what would you do, though, if your child did a poo on the floor in public?
Like, there's...
And it happens, doesn't it?
Oh, not to me.
To make it clear as your kid.
Yeah.
You know?
That adult took a shit on the deck of the way.
You've very.
Have you heard the Doing a Meg song?
No.
Our friend Meg.
Yeah, I know her.
She's no one for doing it, isn't she, Clint.
We call it Doing a Meg.
Yeah, but the problem is that doing a Meg has evolved from like pooing the bed to just like crapping your pants.
Did she poo the bed once?
Yeah, and then, no, twice.
Was she really sick?
I think once you get away with it.
Once you don't make a song about it.
Twice you make a song about it.
Twice you make a song.
song about it. Doing a Mac. Doing a Mac. Doing a Mac. Doing a Mac. Pooing the bed. Pooing the bed.
Doing a bag. Pooing the bed. Doing a bag. Doing a bed. Was she sick or? Yeah. And was two separate
sicknesses? Yeah. And someone say it's unfair for us to have made a song about it. Poor thing.
Ah, it's funny.
She doesn't like when we play it either much, I think.
Oh.
Because that would go through to the mattress, I reckon.
Yeah, that's why she had to get a new beard.
Yeah, fairful.
Thanks to Sealy.
Someone else's texted me.
My kid did a depoo in the bush on the front lawn
of my friend's house in the middle of the day
with people walking by.
Oh, yeah.
God, that's when you go, I've done something wrong.
I've done something wrong as a parent.
It's on you.
Clint Megan Dan.
And Khalid, beautiful people.
He's working or released a new album?
Yeah.
Has he?
new single, it's beautiful. I love him.
He's such a beautiful, softly spoken
man. Do you think he missed the boat a little? He was
like so hot for a while and everything
he released everyone loved. Then he disappeared for
maybe too long. He got
outed. So like he's
gay but had never announced it and someone
outed him and I think it was quite traumatic for him.
That's horrific, really? I'm like totally
at peace with my sexuality but
that was just a horrible thing for people to do
and yeah, so I think that
he took some time out. Wow.
What sort of person does that?
I know. Maybe it was accidentally.
because sometimes you might go.
Well, yeah, I mean, I've had that happen to myself before
where if your friends were someone who is so openly gay
and then when you talk about it, you realize they're openly gay around you
and maybe workmates, but that's as far as it goes.
I had the same thing happen and I was one of the worst phone calls I had to make
when they, I just didn't know.
Oh, did you have to call them and be like, sorry, I've outed you on national radio?
No, it was on the radio. It was like someone, it was someone I knew in one city
and then my friend from Melbourne was like,
oh my God, like, do you know that this guy's dating our gay friend?
And so he'd gone down to Melbourne,
was hanging out with all my friends.
And I was like, oh, he's finally out.
And I mentioned some other people.
I'm like, isn't that great, you know, like Dan's date?
And then they were like, what?
And then it was just an horrible.
Shocker.
Yeah, horrible feeling.
And then you just did it.
Yeah, that's where I think Khalid went.
And you just did it again because he said his name was Dan.
No, I think she was using me as an example, which sort of pissed me off and away.
Yeah, I was looking at Dan.
Oh, right.
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and hoping to take a thousand bucks to start the week is azra good morning hey azra morning morning
how we doing how we adjusting to daylight savings uh not very good no yeah i'm struggling
this year it was rough egg enough this morning yeah i'm struggling i feel like i'm gonna get
of tonsillitis coming on.
I might have to go to the doctor for my tonsillitis.
I hope not. Okay. Is that contagious?
We have been making it in the cup at 5.50 in the morning.
Yeah, I've told you guys to stop that.
Yeah, it's inappropriate.
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Okay, Asra, your letter today is tea.
Tea for...
Tea for...
Tide?
There you go.
There you go.
Okay.
First thing, starting with tea, a reason you'd go to the doctor.
A female name.
Tilly.
A fridge item.
Tomatoes.
A snack.
Oh, no.
Tonelles.
Okay, a type of alcohol.
Some people might have it as a snack.
A trailer.
A stationary product.
Oh, pass.
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Few things to discuss here, Asra.
Now, I don't know if I would have awarded a toenail as a snack.
My friend Ashton used to eat her toenails.
Yeah, but you don't eat them because you're hungry.
Kids eat them.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, we'd have to go to the rule book, unfortunately.
Only five passed on number six.
I had tape for a stationary item.
Yeah, or toner thumbtack.
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Clint megan dan you guys catch the a bees wallabies game
um no
as dan said it we watched the national anthem
and the hucker and the Australian afl grand finals
on at the same time so we're switching through
but because we live next to eden park
I could tell every time the AB scored
because it was a roar
as I was like another one
It's stressful like when you watch
trying to watch two games of sport
or at the same time
and you're like channel surfing between them
Yeah but we just knew without a shadow of a doubt
that the ABs would get up
So for us was like okay
We can now commit to the AFL game
I'm more of a rugby league fan than I am union
I just prefer the game
So I'm not really into the AB so much
But I'll still go and watch the highlights of most sports
Especially if New Zealand are involved
And in going back and watching the highlights
of some of the tries
and the big moments
like send-offs,
I realized
the wallabies
have a wizard playing for them.
Oh, that's a yellow card, yeah.
Harry Potter.
He's called.
Unbelievable.
Harry Potter plays for the wallabies
and guess what?
He did something he shouldn't have
and then they gave him a spell
on the sideline for 10.
Shut up.
And he's moved from Quidditch to Union.
How funny!
How funny!
Because he's Harry Potter
a long time before Harry
Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Oil?
Well, not really.
Harry Potter, the rugby player, is 27 years old.
Oh, right.
I reckon the first Harry Potter book was out before he was born.
I was so young when it came out.
That's fun.
Harry Potter released, like, published date, book.
How old is Daniel Rackland?
It came out in 19, the same year.
Same year?
Yeah, 97.
So the parents would have a pass here.
We didn't know we were going to name our kid after one of the most famous movies
and books of all time.
came out in June
and Harry Potter
the rugby player
was born in December.
Yeah, oh, there's no way.
And I think it's,
it would be a name
that I think would be more common
if there wasn't the book
because it's actually
Harry's a common name
and Potter,
you'd think there'd be a few Harry Potter's out there.
It's so funny though
because he's like,
you know, worked his ass off
to like the crish,
the pinnacle of his sport.
You play for your country
in rugby union and yet
every time you mention people
are going to be like,
oh,
very poor.
If I just think of this guy
the wizard and the little lightning bolt, like scar on his forehead.
Is there anybody listening right now that's got a famous name?
I know that there's a guy called Lewis Hamilton somewhere, the Formula One driver.
In New Zealand.
Or even near famous names where, you know, because I'd imagine even there was an ad, I think,
was it for Spark or something where it was like people with famous or near famous names.
And they just go around disappointing people all the time.
So if you check into a hotel and they're like, oh, Michael Jordan.
And then it's obviously not him.
And every time you order anything, do a reservation, they think you're someone else.
True, yeah.
That's why so often back home, you know, when I'm booking something, I'd say,
I put a note on the booking and say, guys, be cool when I arrive.
Just don't look, look, just, yes, I'll get a photo, but just wait until the end of my meal.
Ash was like Julia Roberts in Love Act.
Is it, no, what is it, Notting Hill, where she signs in as like Disney character names?
Yes, Jessica Rabbit.
Someone's text through saying, I know an Emma Watson.
Shut up.
No, Emma Waston.
Emma Waston.
That's good.
That's actually funny when they're so close.
Apparently in the Waikato, there's an Albert Ernstain.
That's so good.
We've had someone call in saying that their dad's Ronald McDonald.
That's right.
That's ridiculous, even apart from Ronald McDonald's.
I think he was a farmer.
Yeah, he was a farmer.
And I think we googled like when McDonald's came out and when Ronald McDonald was a thing.
And it was a similar timing around that as well
when he was born.
Even if it wasn't the same as the McDonald's clown,
who's calling them again?
Don't rhyme it with your last name.
Guys, we've got a Dwayne Johnston.
That's so good.
Okay, let us know,
especially if you know them and what they do.
But yeah, famous or near famous names
off the back of Harry Potter,
losing to the All Blacks in the weekend.
Oh, great two.
Oh, panel, all this is a yellow card, yeah.
Harry Potter.
You've heard of Miranda Sings.
I love Miranda Sings.
Well, we've got a Miranda Sing listening.
Amazing.
Is I N-G-A-N-G-E-H?
Oh, that's so funny.
I love you guys.
Keep him coming through a 3-3-0-800 The Edge.
Olivia D. Man I Need,
who album has been out a week now,
a hell of an album for you get a chance to get around it.
We've called it.
We reckon it's going to be at very least nominated for Grammy album of the year,
but I reckon it could be a strong winner,
and I always guess the album of the year.
Yeah, just honestly go on Spotify and listen to the full album, it's incredible.
Yeah, especially if you're like in the car, especially if you're by yourself so you can really enjoy.
There are no kids in the back man like, I want to put, hold my trailer on.
Windows down, it's getting warmer, windows down, Olivia Dean on.
It's just beautiful, sexy Avo music.
You'd be forgiven if you aren't a big rugby union fan that the wallabies have Harry Potter playing for them.
Oh, great two.
Oh, this is the yellow card.
Yeah, Harry Potter.
So he was being naughty, naughty and not wearing his invisibility cloak
while he was doing things he shouldn't have been on the field,
and the referee saw him.
I think an invisibility cloak would be red card instant anyway.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What happens in rugby if you've got a yellow card?
10 minutes.
Okay.
Does anyone ever get red carded?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
All the time.
For like hitting people or something?
Yeah, and probably dissent against the referee.
High tackles.
dangerous stuff.
Are we doing almost famous names though?
Names that you'd say, you recognise the person.
For instance, this person, someone's sex through, their dad's called, or their
friend's mate, Austin Power.
That's so good.
Almost famous.
It's so good.
Our plumbers call Brad Piff.
I think that's funnier when it's so close.
Brad Piff.
Bad Piff.
That is an unpick, or Piff?
It just sounds like.
Brad Pitt with a list.
It's like, so they've just got an age on the end.
Brad Piff.
Sonia's mum went to school with Beryl Streep.
Beryl Streep.
That's the best one.
Beryl Streep is the winner of this game.
How good.
Beryl Streep.
I don't know if this person is trolling us that sticks through,
but there's apparently a zookeeper in Brisbane.
Yes.
By the name of David Avenbra.
Like David Avenbrough.
That's not bad.
Like he's an animal expert as well.
Same same.
The chances of that are very.
But I think that would inform your life growing up if your name is so similar to Attenborough.
So you'd maybe like watch the docos, you get a love for it, neck minute, you're a zookeeper.
You've been influenced.
Apparently there's a water polo player called, he's Australian called Tim Putt.
Tim Putt.
Yeah, not famous enough because everyone's going to be like, oh, that Australian water polo players coming into my restaurant tonight.
Oh, no, it's a different Tim Putt.
Yeah.
Is it Jennifer Anderson listening?
someone's texts
her through, I went to school with a Lucy Hale
Same name as that famous
She's now kind of a Netflix actress
She's gorgeous
Dwayne Johnston
Oh, almost so close but so far
So Miranda has a near famous name
Morning Miranda
Good morning, guys, how are you?
Yeah, good
So we're talking about you before
So you've heard of obviously Miranda Sings
I think there's a clip in there Clint
Of Miranda Sings, Nipia's just loaded
Yeah, because I was just doing a bit of a Google
like 10 and a half million followers on YouTube.
Hey guys, it's me, Miranda.
So today I'm going to be trying lots of different Asian snack.
Someone sent me all these.
I don't know where they're from, so it'll make.
But they are from Asian.
Is that how she talks all the time?
Yeah, and she has like lipstick on her teeth.
She's so funny.
She made so much money.
She was at the OG.
Right.
And you're very close, Miranda?
Yes, so I'm Miranda Singh, so S-I-N-G-H.
I used to get a lot of mockery, but I was married, so yeah, don't have that anymore.
Oh, so it was, you're back to your maiden name now?
No, I'm not, but yeah, I think for that reason I don't really want to go back to the old maiden names, to be honest.
I'll be keeping that.
Fair enough.
I did a phone topic on that one day about people who keep their married names after they're divorced.
I know someone who, like, got married divorced, married someone else and still kept their exorcist.
name because it was a cool name. We're all like, um, weird.
Yeah. Neepia's mum doesn't have the same name as Neeps. She kept hers when they got
married. Yeah, um, our last name's Rufu, but mum's last name, but mum's last name, she didn't
really want to be like the white blonde check with a really super Māori last name. And she,
her father is really cool. My granddad's awesome as well.
That's nice to want to like keep your dad's leg. She didn't want a Māori name. It seems about
racist. Way bad, especially when she's got three kids that are Māori.
I think it's more common now for women to keep their maiden.
My wife has kept her maiden name.
My bestie's surname is Treasure,
and all her kids have taken her name
because they're like not a sick name.
Oh, Quick Update.
The last name's Treasure.
Yeah.
Wow.
So now all her kids have got the surname Treasure.
First name, buried, or?
Oh, baby, stick to for juicy.
He's hidden and buried.
While we're talking about your mum,
Quack Update did her, and your old man
beat the drinks package on the cruise ship.
Yeah, they clocked it.
They got up, like, well,
$1,000 each, and they're in Vegas now, so even more.
How rich is your family?
They've just been on a cruise now they're in Vegas?
Just the two of them.
I didn't get invited.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, if you miss that, Nibia's mom was like spreadsheeting all the alcohol they were drinking
to make sure that because they'd prepaid and done the alcohol package,
that they'd drunk enough to have beaten it.
Yeah.
And they'd say all that, they smashed it.
And one guy had like 12 drinks a day.
And on the text, on the text group, I was like, I would need my stomach pumped.
And Clint was like, blah, pussy.
That's nothing.
I was like, let's remember.
They're on holiday.
Twelve drinks.
I would die.
I would legitimately die.
Really?
Yes.
Yeah, it'd be close.
So I need to least my stomach pumped.
I think I had 12 on Friday.
Afternoon.
Yeah, Nibia came around.
I think we've been at five or six.
Yeah, no, we got through 12 each probably.
Well, the sun was out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need to work on that.
Nah.
It's bad.
Bad for you.
When does it become binggy?
Oh.
when it's like often.
When you're constantly talking about it,
like literally every time we talk on the radio,
it's like I had 12 beers.
We've got a surprise.
We've got a celebrity joining us on the show after 8 o'clock,
but it's a celebrity guest who interview
because not everyone knows who the celebrity is.
I know who it's going to be.
Oh, so it's you, Dan.
Oh, for goodness sake.
What?
Just tell me, because I can write questions.
No, no, no, no.
It's fun.
It's more fun for you.
Exactly.
How exciting.
40 minutes you're going to speak to someone.
And it's someone that you really want to speak to.
Yeah.
Ricky Javis.
Okay.
Have I gone too high up there?
Robert Irwin.
Better?
Yeah, it is better, I think.
Better?
Better.
Yeah, I mean, you're at a better level of guessing.
Do you reckon Robert Irwin will be a bigger get than Ricky Jervais?
I think at this moment in history, Robert Irwin would be a bigger get than Ricky Javis.
Probably.
They'd be at least on par.
Okay.
8 o'clock you'll find out, Dan.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Hit the spot.
Whoa.
That's one of our favourite things, isn't it?
Definitely, of course.
Hit the spot.
We've been doing it for over a year now.
And last time we did it, Ash, we did switch it up by including you and doing some musical theatre.
We don't have to feel it anymore.
Love is an open.
Clean.
Feels good.
That was probably my favourite hit the spot ever.
I felt like we connected.
I felt so honoured and touched.
And also it's like something we love musical theatre.
And everybody got on board with it.
And that is why we need to better it this week.
Hard to do.
Hard to do.
And I've come up with an idea.
Okay.
And it doesn't involve just me.
Okay.
It doesn't involve you, Ash, just you.
It doesn't involve just you, Clint.
It involves...
Everybody.
Now, Clint is your wheelhouse.
The Backstreet Boys.
They're in the news at the moment because they're doing a world tour.
They're also going to be at the sphere again in Las Vegas.
Don't need to tell me, mate.
And this song, I think,
lends itself perfectly to a hit the spot.
Really does.
A trio?
I think I know which bit you mean.
I think the bit where it's like,
where they do the little bit, like the down bridgey here.
Everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, yeah.
This clip.
Can I do this bit?
Yep.
Don't be afraid, don't have no fair.
No, come in.
He doesn't move below it.
I don't know.
And then we'll all do this.
bit.
Yep.
As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again.
And then there's a gap.
This is hard.
Silence.
And this is where we hit the spot.
Everybody.
Now, it could be one of the most difficult ones we've ever done.
Because it's at the drone and the drum, because the drums are what keep you in time.
Boom, boom, bum, bum.
Dun, done, dun, dun.
Yeah, but I think I've heard this song.
So many times.
Yeah, it's in your DNA.
Yeah, it's like you just, you know how long it is before it comes out.
You can hear the, like you can hear the drone in your hands.
Can we do an archipella practice now?
The thing is I'm going to give us three.
Because I know Dan doesn't know the line.
I'm going to do two days.
Dan's like, no, let's all go away.
Let's go away.
Practice.
I mean, we can do it practice if you want, but we're never going to be able to hit a spot
straight off the day.
I reckon if you weren't involved, Clint and I could do this right the first time.
We just steal it off him?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I love our dad all of a sudden has become the weak link in his own game.
I'm kicking you both off it.
No, no, no, no, don't.
We want to be part of it.
Let's try it now.
Okay, let's do a quick practice.
What if we nailed it, though?
Well, then...
We won't know.
Amazing.
Imagine if we did.
No, we can't, okay, we can try.
We've done this before.
We've hit it, well, Ash hit it out of...
Let's just give it a go.
Oh, really serious?
Okay, hard, I'm nervous now.
Okay.
Don't have no fair.
Gonna tell the world, make you understand.
As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again.
It's proved that we will need practice.
It's good for people to hear a fail.
You know what? I'm happy to relinquish control Clint
and give that to you. You can be our leader
and you lead the hit the spot this week.
Like the conductor. Yeah, I mean, you can keep the beat.
Ash and I will sing our lines perfectly.
And then we go, and do it, and then we're in together.
So am I in charge of the doz-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
We were too slow that time, aren't we?
Which is quite often the case with hit the spot.
Your brain thinks you need to go faster than it actually needs to be.
We can do this stuff.
Like, guys.
Oh, this is going to take over my life.
It will, you will spiral.
It's going to take it over my life outside of the show.
You'll absolutely spiral.
Yeah, and this way it's great because if we stuff it up, it's close.
Yeah, great, okay.
You are the weakest.
You're in hand the shop.
Let's do it Wednesday.
We'll practice over the next 48 hours.
Wednesday, we'll come back with the best hit the spot ever.
Love it.
Thank you, Dan.
Great from you.
By the way, it's school holidays.
And so like less texts are coming through the normal, which is expected.
It happens every time.
But I feel sad, guys.
So, three, four, three, can you just text us?
Just so I tell us how we're doing.
Just be like, Ash, you're amazing.
You're so cool.
You're so cool.
You're amazing.
We love you.
You've got a schedule of date next.
Is it the Snoop Dog one?
Yes.
So it's very rare that at musical, at like sporting performances that the music is good.
You know, they have a half-hand performer.
And apart from the Super Bowl, everything else is generally pretty underwhelming.
I'd agree.
But Snoop Dog has absolutely nailed it this weekend.
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In parts of Australia
The AFL grand final
Is like the Christmas
We get a public holiday for it
In Melbourne where I'm from yes
We get the day off for the footy ground final
And Melbourne Cup
The horse racing horse race
Even if you're not in it
So if you're not in like
Because Brisbane ended up winning AFLR
Oh it's regardless of who's playing in it
Even if like no teams from Melbourne, you still get the day off.
That's cool.
I guess because the city is captured by it, right?
Yeah, like 100,000 people go and AFL is like the lifeblood of Melbourne.
So the grand final happened over the weekend.
And every year we get a performer.
Katie Perry was last year.
She did pretty good.
Meatloaf was a couple of years ago.
And this will go down in history is the worst half-time performance of all time.
I get to lose another tell
I want to give it there
Give up alcohol
It's so bad
What's he saying he won't do?
And I think he's got like
A million dollars or something ridiculous too
RIP
Did he die?
Yeah
Oh I forgot that he passed away
Yeah poor old meatlo
That would have been more than two years ago
So I feel like he died like at least
It was ages ago
It was like five years ago at least
Grandfinal was ages ago.
So this year it was Snoop Dog,
and there was a bit of contention
because people were like,
well, it's a bit off brand
for like Aussie rules, football,
Snoop Dog, is this going to be,
is it going to be good?
No one knew.
Well, the consensus was 99.9.99% consensus.
He smashed it out of the park.
Take a listen to this.
You know I'm coming with the D-R-E
A-N-V-25
Make some noise
How good
Yeah
Yeah
With a snook
By the ball
Yeah, I'm burning it up
D-P, G-C
You should be turning it up
Are we're not to what Snoop Dog
Wouldn't go hard
It sucks
Like what are you talking about?
Like do you even know
Like that Snoop Dog
And the live band
Like, sounds amazing, which is like the band are so tight.
He also brought out Jessica and Malboy.
Australia also.
Have a bit of this song first.
Then we'll do this in a house.
Give me the microphone box so I can bust like a bubble.
Compton and Long Beach together.
Now you know you're in trouble because ain't nothing but a G thing.
We chose love down G's sewing.
And death row is the label that thing.
We're so good.
Yeah, all the live trumpets.
The live trumpets really make it.
So he had two indigenous artists involved in the performance,
Baker Boy, who's an amazing rapper and singer,
and of course Jay Melly, aka Jess Mowboy.
So cool.
I mean, if you think back to all the performances recently that Snoop has done,
he smashes out of the park every time.
Every time.
He obviously did the Super Bowl was a couple of years ago.
He also did that, remember when the Olympics,
at the end of the Olympics last year,
he did the thing where they were teasing to L.A.
And he smashed it then.
He's so good.
And he attended the Olympics as like the special on.
envoy and he got paid so much money
and like people tried to be like who shouldn't get that money
everyone's like nah pay him the money
he's the bost of the Olympics
it was a fun drinking game as well watching the
Olympics and then seeing when we're never Snoop Dog was
in the audience he was at a dressage event
at one point just Snoop just sitting there watching horses
do dressage
he's so cool
I love a bit
oh good and uh things just going good for
Brisbane they end up winning the grand final
and also the Broncos
through to the
grand final in the NRL as well last night.
Who were they playing against?
They beat four-time reigning champions.
Who will they be playing in the grandfinal?
Oh, they'll get the Melbourne Storm.
Boo.
Yeah.
That wasn't a lot, eh?
I'm telling you, I'm from Melbourne and most people don't like
Melbourne Storm in Melbourne.
Their coach Craig Bellamy, 23 seasons, they've gone to the grand final
11 times.
So almost 50% of the time they go to the grand final.
Is that good, is it?
Very.
All right.
Very.
Yeah, there's good odds, Daniel.
Right.
Yeah.
Clint, Megan Dan
Oh my gosh
Things I love
One of the things you love
Those little moments
Are you oh my God
Yes, they're the best
Good to recognise these
Not the big ones
Not the winning loto
Just the little one
That would be nice though
I mean
I'd swap everything on my list
To win loto
Just to be fair
What about when people are arguing
About something
Or they don't know the answer
And then someone turns in the group
And goes
Oh Clint will know
Oh yeah
Very rare that we do that
though Ash
And you go
Oh if we're talking about
Like tanning Botops
Yeah white tines
There's been any more like general knowledge without, oh, Clinton will know.
Hosting TV shows that have been cancelled, like something, I mean, it's always good.
A bit of fun.
What about when you buy something and you're like, yeah, cool,
and you take it up to the counter and then they ring it up,
and it's less than the ticketed price.
Oh, it's rare.
I had some people that happens.
You didn't realise it was like 30% off store wide.
Yeah, I country road last week, $1.99 down to $1.29.
I thought it was still a bit expensive, but I like them.
Got to the counter, 79.
So good.
I love that.
Dream result.
Flipping your pillow over to the cold side.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's a simple one, but God,
it's just like on your nuzzle and tight cold pillow.
What about hearing a song that takes you back to your childhood?
Oh, and you forgot about the song?
Yeah, and you rediscover it as an adult,
and it literally like transports you back to sitting in the back of your dad's car or something.
Yeah, like the smells, everything.
It's such a joy.
I love when I arrive home and then my daughter,
she's the only one that does it,
she'll instantly drop everything she's doing,
and she'll run.
she'll run towards me to get Dad's first hug.
Oh.
Because we used to have a thing where I'd be like,
Mom always gets the first hug,
and the kids would like try and climb on me.
And I'd be like, no, Mom gets it first.
And then the game sort of ended,
but my daughter's the only one that plays now.
It's still classic.
It's beautiful.
I was going to say when Buddy, like, whispers anything to me,
but he gets way too close and whispers way too loud
and his breath is really hot.
It's like, I love you more than the whole universe in my ear,
and it's hot and sweaty, and it's...
Something only a mom could love.
Most of the other people would be like,
disgusting.
If someone else kid, did it be,
when you realize you've made a new friend.
Oh, yeah.
You know, when you go,
oh, that person that I've been chatting to
or that colleague,
they've become like a friend.
That's happened with you, Ash,
with Clinton and I, I think, you know,
we've made literally a life-long friend.
Yeah, we didn't know each other a year.
I know.
I didn't know existed.
Crazy.
I think in this job as well,
you fast track friendship really quickly
because you learn each other's deep dark scenes.
I love this game.
It's so fun.
I love when the host of Survivor,
Jeff Proops, says,
I'll read the votes.
And then you finally get to find out who's a big fat liar and who's not.
Oh, yes.
I'm like, yes, here we go.
I'm going to find out who to trust and who not to trust.
A cold mac is Coke when you're tired or hot.
And it's like you get that post-mix, icy through the straw.
Oh, it just hits you.
It's like I've never done any drugs, but I imagine that that's what it feels like.
Yeah, it's a bit like that, eh?
Getting into a bed with fresh sheets.
Oh, yeah.
Just like crisp, nice, cold.
Even cold, he's called, yes.
I love when it's getting late in an episode of our favorite show finishes,
and then my wife turns a look at me with a cheeky smile, and she goes,
One more, baby, go on.
One more?
One more?
And then maybe she goes to the freezer and get some Duck Island, some ice cream or something,
and you're like, oh, we're really sitting again.
And then she goes, should we have a, after you've had one, like, whole plate of ice cream,
she goes, should we have a little bit more?
And then you go back for a second.
And Clint would never, as if.
Come on, everything in moderation, Danny.
Boy, summer's coming, mate.
That's why I don't have babes.
So fun.
Yeah, keep him coming through.
3, 3,000, 0800 the edge.
Oh, Caitlin's called us.
Morning, Caitlin.
What's that moment for you?
Nothing much, just at work.
Yeah, but what's the moment that you love, my love?
Oh, I just love when I'm laying in bed with my partner,
and he lifts his arm signaling for me to come in for the
cuddle.
Oh, I love that.
That feeling of just...
Oh, that's a beautiful one, Caitlin.
Perfect.
I love it.
So special.
Oh, in this one, niche, we love the niche ones.
I love seeing two bus drivers wave at each other.
That is amazing.
That's a great one.
Yeah, and you go, oh, they must be friends.
Or maybe they're just bonding over their jobs.
Keep them coming.
We're going to push on from this, but it seems there are a lot of people now jumping on board
with those little moments that just catch in the fields that you just,
that you just love.
So good.
Like this one,
I love when my kids mispronounce words
like Flamango instead of Flamingo.
Oh, it's so cute.
Like my buddy, my mom lives in an apartment
and he says that she lives in a department
and it's so cute.
In the day that he stopped saying it was so sad.
My daughter called it a head forward until she was nine.
A what?
A head forward.
A forehead.
Instead of a forehead.
Oh, da-bo-da-bo-da-bo-da-bo-da.
My daughter does this thing where I think she's confused
instead of saying, wait for me.
She goes, wait to me!
So cute.
I do love that as well.
That's a great one.
Thanks for that.
How about this text when two truck drivers flashed their market lights at each other when passing at night?
Heaven.
That's cool.
Drinking beer in the shower, someone said.
Walking on frosty grass and it crackles and leaves footprints, Nicol.
I thank you for that, that is so nice.
How about walking out of work on a Friday afternoon, sun on your face, knowing you've got next week off?
Oh, that is one of the best feelings ever.
I had this happen to me on the weekend when your kid or your child becomes passionate about something you love.
So I was wearing a Ferrari Lewis Hamilton shirt and George pointed to the Ferrari logo and went, Rari car.
Shut up.
And I went, oh my God, I've taught him well.
That is so cute.
Why don't you share the real thing that you love that you told us off her and you said, it's not far on there?
When you go for a number two.
Yep.
And you go back for a wipe.
Yep.
And there's nothing there.
Okay.
Ghosting.
You'd have to go again just to make sure.
I said, this is for off here, but I'll say it.
Because everyone would understand.
Clint Megan Dan.
The Edge.
1K.E. Z.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play anytime online.
Yeah, if you have been doing that, actually,
listen out for your name to be read by Carl and Yaz.
Between 10 a.m. this morning and midday.
And then you could be one of the people playing for $10,000 at our live event,
October 22nd.
It's going to be our 30 people.
and we will continue to play until somebody leaves $10,000 richer.
Right now, though, 30 seconds to give us 10 answers,
starting with the letter, Ash, gives you, you can pass,
and we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers.
Coming to us live from the Mount this morning,
Aloise, good morning.
Good morning, how are you?
Good, darling, you're a dental assistant.
If my child still has their baby teeth and he's like four,
does he really need to be brushing for two minutes?
I don't know.
Yeah, thanks, Dale.
It's all I need it from you, Eloise.
Don't bother brushing your teeth with any baby teeth.
I'm like, wash your teeth, brush your teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course, yeah, I definitely do that.
Okay, Eloise, your time will start at the end of Asch asking you your first question and your letter is.
L, L for Love My Teeth.
Okay.
Okay, my love, starting with L, can I please have a girl's name?
Lila.
A boy's name.
Luke.
A four-letter word.
Love
A kid's movie
A zoo animal
A zoo animal
Libra
A fruit
Lemon
Something in the bathroom
A pass
Something round
A kid's movie
Lilo and Stitch
Lady in the Tramp
Luca, Lion King, Little Mermaid, something in the bathroom, a lufel lotion, lip balm, liquid, soap, a light.
Did you say a Libra for an animal?
I think she said a Lima.
I was going to go with Lima.
If you won, I was going to say, no, she said Lima.
Okay.
All right, well, well, well, you got, well, five and a couple of passes.
Good on you, Eloise.
Love your sweetheart.
Thanks, so bad.
I tried.
All right, thank you.
You know what, Eloise, I'd blame daylight saver.
Just as you know, you wouldn't be awake at this time normally.
That's true.
Yeah, your body still thinks it's seven.
Back again this afternoon with Ed Jarbos at 3 o'clock.
Your chance to play for a grand in the hand?
Clint Megan Dan.
Is it me? Is it you?
Who knows?
Yes, you?
When you guess who? We haven't done this one in a wee while.
Ash and I know who the celebrity is, but Dan does not.
And you can only ask yes or no questions to try and work out who the celebrity
who's sitting on hold waiting to talk to us is.
Well, he knows who they are in general life,
but he doesn't know that the specific celebrity that's on the line.
Oh, but we haven't done this in ages.
I know.
It makes me nervous because I obviously have a lot of dream interviews.
Who would your dreams be?
Oh, Robert Irwin, Ricky Jervais, Celine Dion.
Those are internationals, but then you get down to, like, you know,
lots of Kiwis that I'd love to.
Well, you can say hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
So the hello, I have no idea.
It's not like I instantly recognize.
We could ask questions.
Is it a black one of the black friends?
No.
Do you ask questions?
She's on the line.
Don't ask us.
Oh, yes.
Okay, good morning.
How are you?
I'm very well, thank you.
How are you?
Ask questions, Stan.
You can say good or bad.
You can say so, would I know you from X, Y, and Z, or are you a singer?
Have you ever played Guess Who before?
Is your person wearing a hat?
Do you have a mustache?
wear glasses?
I'm currently not wearing a hat and no I do not wear glasses.
Okay.
Narrowing it down.
Maybe sunglasses in the sun.
Okay.
Sunlasses in the sun?
Okay.
Okay.
Have I met you before?
That's good.
You've not met me before, no.
Oh my God, okay.
No.
Not at all.
But I may have to wear my sunglasses when I go somewhere quite important.
Okay.
To watch something.
That's very good.
Where in the world are you?
right now.
I can't really have
York on the airport.
Okay.
Oh my goodness me.
Are you traveling for a specific event
or just holiday?
At the moment it's a holiday.
Okay.
Are you known for a very specific thing in New Zealand?
Like, are you famous for one thing?
Not so much me, but someone in my family
is known for something quite famous.
Yeah.
I think the pennies dropped.
Are you Liam Lawson's mom?
Oh my God.
How did you get that?
He's obsessed with you.
Christy Lawson, Liam's mum, Formula One driver.
I am indeed.
Who had a career placing best of fifth last week.
I'm so proud of Liam.
You must be ecstatic.
Yes, we all are.
The whole family.
Oh, everybody, the whole nation, everybody are bump into it.
They're just, they're amazing.
Lots of great stories about everyone staying up through the night to watch.
Work colleagues, children.
Christy, did you see the video that went up a few months ago
where Dan was defending, like, Liam and some of the haters that were coming out,
and you're going to get that when you're putting yourself out there like your son has.
You're not going to please everybody all the time.
But Dan actually got, like, genuinely, really emotional talking about your son,
and how proud he was.
I saw.
Oh, you did see that.
Yes, I did. I did.
Yeah, it's so lovely.
And, yeah, it is really, really, really.
hard to watch at the beginning of the year when it all really did turn to custom.
We all just turned our social media off, to be fair.
Yeah, because it was just flooded with the ugly, ugly side of human nature.
Yeah, it was.
But as much as we had that, we had just as much supportive messages coming in from everybody as well.
So, you know, it was a mixture of it.
You know, hateful stuff is just crazy.
Well, if you're happy to hold there, Dan, now that you know who it is, you can compose
yourself and come up some questions.
So many questions.
I mean, Singapore, this week.
weekend. Big race.
Dan has been damning
Christy Lawson to try and chat about
her son Liam for quite some time.
She finally hit us back.
Oh my God. Okay. I've got some good
questions next. Great. I'm excited to hear them. Have you got anything
you want me to ask Liam Lawson's mum as well? 3343?
And Christy Lawson, the mum of Liam Lawson,
Formula One driver,
joins us on the show this morning. She's currently at the departure
lounge at the airport. At the moment, just chatting with us.
Chrissy, it's crazy because I've been watching Formula One for many, many years.
And Liam Lawson got a lot of, you know, feedback or bad press earlier this year because of his driving.
But his talent lifts the car to another level.
Like, he's a very talented driver.
Yeah, it's true.
There's so many factors on the day.
You know, like even I think Isaac said a gust of wind in one corner.
Yeah.
You know, that's your qualifying left done.
What's it like as a mum of a son who, you know,
who does arguably one of the most dangerous careers in the world.
I get nervous and buddies on the monkey bars.
I know.
Well, I don't watch anything live ever.
I never have, and I still can.
Wow.
So I'll watch, yeah, and I sit in another room
and I'm really good one of my eldest daughters.
My eldest daughter just sends me updates on her phone saying
had a clean start, currently sitting in P3, currently sitting in T10.
So what do you do?
She updates me.
When you're sitting there, do you read or net?
Yeah, yeah.
I put my headphones on, listen to some music.
I think the worst of it is actually my husband,
because he yells a lot at the telly.
And he just gets me, yeah,
he gets everybody all worked out because he gets so worked out.
So, no, I just choose not to be in that,
with that adrenaline rushing through,
and I sit in my room, and I find it much more comfortable, yeah.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited to be talking to you.
Has Liam bought you a house yet?
Christy?
Not yet, we're rooting on it.
We're working on it.
Yeah.
No, it's not quite there yet.
We're getting there.
How often do you get to see him?
Because his travel schedule is like nothing.
nothing else on earth.
Yeah, we don't.
Yeah, we don't.
We saw, well, we saw him obviously at the beginning of the year,
but even this year, his summer holiday was cut short here.
So most of the time we've been able to have him at home,
I want to say maybe for six weeks.
Last year was only three weeks because Red Bull wanted him back quite early.
And then I think you had to get ready for Melbourne and all of that.
So this year, I'm not sure.
We haven't actually spoken to him about what his,
but I believe this year is going to be even less.
Is there any news?
I mean, obviously he's pretty much a shoe in for next year to keep his seat,
but is there, I'll be...
No, there's no news, no.
And you know what?
I couldn't tell you if there was.
Exactly, and that's why you're a good mum.
Hey, say, he's trying to get the scoop.
Trying to get that in there.
No, we don't know.
And Christy Lawson, Liam Lawson's mum, Formula One driver.
Do you watch Drive to Survive?
I have.
I have.
Yeah, I do watch.
I haven't watched all of the episodes.
We watched it when it first came out.
They've been out to our place.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
They spent a couple of days filming us about town,
but they didn't end up making the...
the series, so we're all
a bit excited to watch that, but it never made it
of you all the bit too boring.
Well, it wasn't scandal enough.
I think because of all the chat around Liam
this year, that footage
may make next season strive to survive
perhaps. Are all the girls that
he went to high school with now, like
trying to be your friend? Like, hey,
bags, let's go out and get a coffee.
Been a while. Nah.
No, not really, actually.
No, it's pretty good. What are the perks
when you go to a race, if you're the mum of
Formula One driver?
Oh, how it works?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, obviously we sit, you know, out with them
in the hospitality, so that's nice.
But even when we go, like, we went to Qatar last year.
And we were lucky if we saw him for 10 minutes a day
if we were lucky.
Who's, apart from your son, obviously.
Who's your favourite driver?
Do I have to choose one?
Liam's my one and only, sorry.
I think, I'd be the same.
Pasteries are really, I mean, Pasteries are lovely,
boy too. Like, obviously he can drive.
Good answer. Yeah. His mum's cool as well.
They're all really good. His mum's done a few interviews.
Oh, I'm second on your list. Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, no. You're definitely first, man.
My goodness, me. Of the mums, it goes you, then Oscar's mum. I don't even know
what Oscar's mum's name is, to be honest.
Sheila, probably. Yeah. Just some Aussie name. I can say that on Australia.
Yeah. Christy Lawson, Liam Lawson's mum, we hope that your Christmas
prison is a box with a key inside to a beautiful home that your son has brought you with his winning.
Or just Christmas Day with your boy.
That will be, yeah.
That's just what she wants.
Good on your darling.
Thank you for having me on the show.
Oh, thank you for sharing with us.
Bye.
See you, mate.
So you can probably stop DMing mum's now, Dan.
Or maybe that's opened it just for me to become best friends with the Liam's mum.
Who knows?
Who else's mum would you like to DM?
Well, I mean, DM in Clint's mum a bit.
Or Terry Irwin, obviously, goes about saying.
He's loving that.
That's the first time I've done.
Your mum gag.
That was quite fun.
It's funny.
It's...
I was talking to your mum on the weekend as well, Ash.
Lovely.
Yeah.
She is lovely.
He really were talking to it because she made chicken sandwiches.
Yeah, I know.
They were delicious.
I will say the best sandwiches ever.
Were you and...
Wait, were you and Ashlanders' mum making sandwiches in the weekend?
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Sports wrap up.
It was a lot going on with sport over the weekend.
Especially if you're a Brisbane fan.
If you're an Aussie, Ash, you would have been loving except for the All Blacks.
All Blacks, Wallabies.
if you're an Aussie.
I mean, 33, 24, the AB's getting it done,
which means they keep their record from 1994.
They haven't lost in over 30 years at Eden Park.
That's the thing.
And as I often say on this show, I live near Eden Park.
So when I went for a walk to get butter,
it was pretty, like, I don't know what the word is,
just a sea of people wearing black walking to the game.
There's something about it.
Because usually, like, team colors are a bit lame.
You know, like straight green and gold.
the black is as badass.
That's cool, eh?
And I think everybody was talking about
Caleb Clark's dad, Eroni Clark.
It was also an all black, right, back in the day.
Performing the national anthem
and smashed it out the park.
If I was wondering if Errone had actually told his son,
Caleb, he was going to be doing that.
Yeah.
Because he was like, like,
like full tears just watching his dad
in such an emotional performance
on the world stage
before he's about to take to the field
and then I messaged Caleb to be like
did your dad tell you because
errone was also on the second season of the masked singer
and when the head came off because he was such an incredible singer
he didn't tell any of his family
he wanted to just watch it and surprise them
that's beautiful
he had a beautiful this was him on the show
in love.
Are you, Marka Pohati?
Yeah, he, um,
he's such a talented guy.
Family's so, like, lovely.
He loved those guys.
It would have been funny being at his house,
being like, why are you really pushing the show?
Yeah, we need to watch the Mask singer.
It's on 30 minutes.
It's so fun.
The Black Ferns, of course,
had their bronze medal game over the weekend
at the Women's Rugby World Cup,
smashing France, 42 to 20.
Heartbreak for some,
but it will be joy.
for others.
Black Ferns win.
42 points to 26.
On your ladies.
So cool.
And if you're a Warriors fan and you're like,
oh well, we didn't make the grand final,
we kind of did.
So obviously our first team
are the Warriors in the NRL.
But then there's the New South Wales Cup,
which is typically like a youth league.
A lot of the younger players,
all players that are coming back from injury
looking for a bit of form.
And the Warriors won the New South Wales Cup.
Two, one, yeah!
So they're going to be taking on the Burley Beers, who won the Queensland Cup.
So the one of the Queensland New South Wales Cup will play in the grand final.
And Jick Cleary plays for the Warriors.
Oh, Nathan Cleary's brother.
Yeah.
What against me?
Yes.
So Cleary did not have a good game against for the Panthers on the weekend, did he?
Do they need to swap over the A-B and the B team of the Warriors?
And let that team be the main Warriors next season.
We've got a lot of great, like, talent coming up through the,
youth grades. And it does mean that the
Claries, because they've been to five
grand finals, and they've, obviously
they're going to miss out this year, will still be going
to support Jet, playing for the Warriors. Nice.
That's cool. Yeah. That's a dynasty, isn't it?
Yeah. Like, NRL. Yeah, and
Carlos Oldberg and the UFC, currently
on a nine-fight win streak.
After beating their former title contender.
Yeah. Really? Don't like the fight.
I hate watching people fight.
And, like, I don't want to yuck anyone's young, which just makes me
feel so stressed. Does it?
Like, what if they give them brain damage? The whole
All time is all I'm thinking that brain damage.
I guess if you're thinking that while watching, it is stressful.
Yeah.
Producer Neeps, anything else we've missed?
Yeah, I'm a massive Carlos Olberg fan.
Basically put on one of the most...
Who'd that?
So he's the New Zealand, he's a Kiwi fighter,
and he's pretty much next in line for a title shot now.
So there's a fight next weekend,
and he'll be the next one to take on the champion.
Flawless performance.
Didn't even take a punch the whole fight.
Wow, that's how you want to do it.
Yeah, exactly how you want to do it.
I'd be a fighter.
If I just did the punching, but not...
Not so much for his opponent.
He was on the floor in the first round.
Yeah, no, thank you.
If I guaranteeing not being punched, you'd be a fighter.
Yeah, and a bloody good one.
Yeah, thank you.
Hmm. Dan reckons he could beat Israel at Asana.
Have he got, how many weeks?
Well, I was two weeks at altitude training.
Two weeks.
If I, if I, you set me up, you know where Batman trains in the first Batman
begins movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you sent me up there, altitude, two weeks, I'd come back.
I'd knock him out.
Can you imagine the girly screams, Dan will be pulling stepping into that rig.
He'd be like, uh, yes, without altitude training.
I don't even think Dan could run around the ring for more than 30 seconds
before you'd be in big, big trouble.
I'd be out of breath.
I do a couple of laps and I'll be like, oh, I just punched me and knock me up.
Dan's like, you go still let me do the altitude stuff.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
To celebrate the upcoming release of Taylor's new album, The Life of a Showgirl,
we're going to be hosting Taylor Swift Nights across the country.
So it's taking place this Thursday.
Auckland is sweatshop brew kitchen.
Wellington is Southern Cross Garden Bar
and Christchurch is the loft bar
which the three of us will be at.
I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Beautiful part of the country.
So the winning table gets $100 in the life of a showgirl vinyl
plus the table with the highest score
across those three locations.
Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch,
we win a thousand bucks.
And you can bet there's going to be
a few Taylor Swift sing-alongs.
Okay.
That better be.
We're going to do the 10-minute version of all too well.
Oh, God.
You've got time to learn it, babe.
So if you want to score a table,
just register online at theedge.rover.n.z.
Right.
I thought this could be a little bit fun.
This makes me nervous because you were out of the studio
when Clint said I have to send him a text message
that he's going to read out.
Do you think you might know what it is?
No, because I've texted him quite a bit in the last week.
Okay.
Yeah, I've been sitting on this one for a little while wondering when
or if I should share it.
Actually, this could be a fun game.
Copy, paste and send us the weird text
that you were sent over the weekend from anyone.
Because if I'm going to share, it'd be nice of you to go,
oh my God, I've got a crazy text from my boss, an ex.
I don't know, whoever.
Just send it to us.
Wrong number.
Forward it to us on 3343.
Don't call me my Daniel.
Sweet angel boy
I was like, babe, babe, come
Look at this, look at this
Who does your boat?
I think of doing my forehead
Happy to pay for it
Oh yeah
Oh that's good
Because that is expensive
So Dan's even
Dan wants it so bad
He's willing to pay for it
Happy to pay for it
I just want to go somewhere
That I know it's good
Oh
Shut up
Okay, I'll explain
Oh there's no explaining
you have forehead creases and you want them Botoxed off.
Is there anything else?
Thanks for hammering it home.
I'm definitely booking it now.
No, but that's why you're getting it.
I've got, and you know what, Ash, it was a comment from you the other day where we were talking.
Don't blame this on me.
I'm putting it on you.
Nothing but complementary towards your youthful glow.
You've never said that before.
Now I've booked, anyway, so we're talking, I don't know about Clint was going,
oh, my Botop's feeling got to need a top up.
Well, something usually does.
Yeah.
And then I was like, I don't think I'd ever get Botoxin you.
And Ash said you would only need it on your.
forehead.
Oh, I did not say that.
You did, you did.
That does not sound like me.
And then I went home to Hannah and I was like Googling the cost of a row around.
Apparently forehead ones are not that expensive because it's like the most basic muscle.
Every time you move your face now, I can see you're going to like.
And so Hannah was like, if you really want it, I'll get it for your birthday.
I'll buy your Botox.
Mommy said it's okay.
Mommy will pay for it for your birthday.
And then she was like, but text Clint, just in case he's got a guy.
It does it for free
So the happy to pay was
You're not happy to pay
No, I am, I am
Okay, you will
A discounted thing
Yeah
No, but so I have
And it's, I'm paying full price
I've booked a
Do you take my recommendation
In Casey Clinic?
No, I actually know
I'm not going there
No, you're not
And I'm going to some other place
Just so you don't get the credit
Their competitor
Tell them I've seen you
Clint 20
Oh well if I'd know on that
No I am going to
And they'll go
Clint, what?
Yeah, so I have booked it, but it's just for a consultation.
I'll go there and they'll be like, it'll be no consultation.
You will go in there, they'll say, yeah.
They'll see it and go, mate, right this way.
And then they'll have, I reckon within one minute of walking through the door,
there'll be a needle in your house.
They'll be like, we need to order in some more with those creases.
They're going to do it in the waiting room.
Yeah.
They're going to be like, it cannot wait until we get inside.
It types of her eyes.
That's all my appointment, Sarah.
I'm going to need the whole afternoon.
Anyway, so thanks, Ash.
You've pushed me over the edge.
Yeah, that's great.
I'm going to make Adrian get one a little bit, too.
Because you're on a roll.
Where are you going to jam him?
I don't want to have, like, specifically pointed out
because then he'll get a complex.
Well, that's what happened to Dan.
Okay, well, he's got the same thing that Dan's got.
You need to stop pointing and go, he's got the same as him.
Same issue.
It's the crease between the eyebrows and the nose bridge.
I think there's a little common thread here.
Your husband, me,
It's just people that are stressed working with you.
No, it's because you're so often in awe and amazement of me that you're going,
wow, all the time, and that's causing a crease in your face.
Ash, would it make you feel good if we just got you a red penny
and just go around circling people's problem areas?
Yeah.
I love that.
Thank you so much.
Okay, so what was the things you go?
Will you are like, lo?
That's so crack up.
I'm going to circle a big problem area right now, and it's sitting right in front of me.
Oh, I'm circling Ash.
That's really hurtful.
Women, as a mother, I'm offended.
On my creases.
All right.
Just as offended.
What's the weird text?
You got over the weekend.
Forward it to us on 3343.
Have you got an interesting or weird text over the weekend?
You want to anonymously share with us.
Just forward it to us on 3343.
And we'll read through some of them.
Dan sent me a text asking for Botox recommendations.
Because he's getting a special treat for his birthday.
Well, now I'm second guessing it.
No, do it.
You should definitely do it.
Embrace my reasons.
Definitely do it.
No, I'm going to do it too.
And my husband, like, oh, she just do it.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
If you can look better, if you can feel better about yourself when you look in the mirror, do it.
If it's not going to make you, if it's not going to change anything, then don't bother.
You don't care.
Don't do it.
Who cares?
A lot of ticks that have come through from people that have got strange ticks from over the weekend.
What about this one, Adam's ticks through?
If I shot my shot with you, how would it go?
Well, that's shooting your shot, isn't it?
Yeah.
In essence, that is the shooter of the shot.
have carried on saying, hypothetically, I'm not saying
I am, but if I did. That's fishing.
They're fishing there. That is shooting your shot.
That's being a real, and that's being a
real sissy about it too.
Yeah, you're like going, if I did
this, what would happen, but I'm not because
might blow up in my face. Yeah. Or are they being
cute? Oh, maybe.
Like, hypothetically, you're not saying I am, but it could be,
but how would it go? Maybe it's a
flirty thing. It was. Okay,
yeah, I'm coming around on that, actually.
I'm going to text for my mate. Oh, what? Oh, shit is.
Someone said,
my mum was diagnosed with cancer
and I accidentally sent her a gif of the grim reaper
Oh, that's right
How do you accidentally send that though?
No idea
Maybe she was...
Hopefully she had a good personality
and had to laugh about it
Yeah, I got one for my friend
Oh, nearly said her name, but I won't
and just said colonoscopy all booked, thanks
I just don't let you know
But it is because she had a bit of blood
when she wiped
So every Sunday night for like, I'm going to say
four months now, every single Sunday night
I text it and say, get that Colin Muscovy booked.
They're not actually that bad from what I've heard.
They're fine, and it's so important.
Someone else said, I got this text at 140 a.m.
I've changed my mind if the offer's still available.
What does that mean?
Surely that's like a trade me thing or a Facebook site.
Oh, yeah.
You know, like if the offer still there.
At 140 in the morning, what is that pressing
that you're buying from trade me?
Some people are weird though, you know?
Like they're up shopping at 1 a.m. online.
Yeah, maybe.
Just send it through.
Someone else, where did it go?
Oh, their boss accidentally sent them their grocery list?
I'm not getting your damn potatoes and grapes.
Get them yourself.
That's such an embarrassing thing to send someone just because it's like,
it's so boomer to accidentally send your grocery list to someone,
especially when they work for you,
because they're losing respect for you after that.
There's nothing worse than sending a text to someone that you know.
Oh my gosh.
Like you're bitching about someone or having.
It's like nightmare.
And then you're thinking about them obviously,
but then so you text it.
them accidentally. I've done it before
it ended a friendship when I was at high school. What?
Yeah. Producer Carl's auntie
messaged me yesterday.
Randomly out of the blue. Is this Aunty lucky?
Auntie Lucky? Yeah.
My friend's dog had
eye fill at stake for dinner last night.
Oh, she's been on the jins again.
She's so out of the blue.
Can I just say, Clint's show us the screen
of you and Auntie Lackey's text?
Oh, okay, now I can see why she's texting you, mate.
He sent her a shootless pick.
No, that was when we found out she was a big fan
and she said she didn't have any photos
and so I said, I'll send you one
and I just sent her like a...
She was probably trying to Google
Clint Randall's meat.
No.
Don't, no, please, don't ever Google that by the way.
No, I don't tell you.
It's a horn dog.
You're a bit of fun.
Yeah, so what, you were booked in, Dan?
No, well, I have, but I'm thinking of canceling it now
because I'm just going to grow old natural.
Come on.
No, that's boring.
Yeah, I don't do that, mate.
You can't afford to.
You'll know if I've had it
because I'll come in and I'll be like all young again.
We haven't.
And no one will make...
We'll all make a pact to saying nothing ever.
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