The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW that's what she said

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they dive into their usual radio antics with hilarious segments, surprising interactions, and unexpected challenges. From discussing celebrity appearances at concerts to the unusual bets they place, the trio keeps things lively. Highlights include a bet on Meghan’s baby details, Dan's remote control car stunts, and an awkward celebrity encounter. Don't miss out on the fun conversations and spontaneous moments that make this episode a must-listen! 00:00 Introduction and Banter03:16 Listener Request and Throwback05:39 Remote Control Car Obsession08:42 More or Less Game12:32 Will Smith's Street Performance16:58 Matariki Weekend Winners and Losers31:44 Crown or Climax Game36:50 Mike's Minute: Positive News37:37 Prank Calls and Frustrations37:44 Heartwarming Package from Alabama38:27 Steve Carell's Reboot and More Pranks40:10 Invercargill's $15 Million Lotto Winner40:38 Airplane Adventures and Listener Encounters45:26 Top Reasons to Stay in Invercargill51:30 $10,000 Giveaway Challenge53:58 Dan's Diary and Remote Control Car Stunt01:02:17 Celebrity Concert Surprises01:06:31 Betting on Meg's Baby01:11:27 Lord's Shoutout to The Edge

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off Uncle John. This is the Clint, Megan, Dan podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content, preparing the latest in music and celeb news,

restocking the prize cupboard and sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee, fasten your seatbelt and turn up your radio. Because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning, 6am Monday. Another week! Full one. Yes. Well not for Clint.

Nah, not for me. Clint's off on Wednesday off to another one of his trips, isn't he Meg? One of his trips, one of his big fancy trips we're all going to be living through. This one paid for or paid? Yep. Oh wow. Meg and I, Japan tourism. And you just got back from Melbourne.

Meg and I never go anywhere. And come so always away. You're wearing a hat that you obviously got from Australia. It's green and yellow. You came back from, you've been on a trip. It's a McLaren, I don't even think, he would have bought that. Yes, it's an Oscar Piastri hat.

Oh, it's from Australia? From Australia. Oh, that's from Australia, Yes. It's an Oscar piastry hat. Australia from Australia Oh Australia. Yeah, got it duty free. Yeah Four bucks probably yeah Judy on a hat they really bang on about those savings at duty free, but it's not much is it big question though He's left a sticker on on the other side. That's cool That's cool. The sticker's cool. No, it's not. Dan, you're back. What are you, 14?

Back me up. The people that wear new era caps, if you wear new era caps, it's cool to keep the stickers on. Dan, I'll back you up. I'll back you up, Dan. A lot of people my age wear the sticker still under the hat because then you know if it's like a fake one or a real one. Oh my God, Rick. Yeah, Dan is rich enough to know that it's real. Any bit of it isn't.

But not everyone else is. Dan, I'm in your camp, mate. Cool hat. Clint, Megan, Dan is rich enough to know that it's real and even if it isn't But not everyone else's Dan I'm in your camp mate Clint, Megan, Dan Oh my gosh We've been fighting about whether to leave the sticker or not on a cap I liken it to and I know I like a metaphor It's kinda like buying a Karen Walker dress and then leaving the tag on so everyone knows it's real Karen Walker Who cares? That's what pisses me off about Karen Walker, she never keeps her label on the front.

When you buy clothes Dan you cut the label off, so when you buy a hat why don't you take the sticker off? Because I want people to know I've got a new era cap, official. And that's why a lot of fancy, like fancy fancy, I know there's like the Louis Vuitton that put their brand on everything, but a lot of fancy brands you don't even know that white t-shirt is actually very expensive. Dan, turn your head to the right please. See the end there on the side there, it gets imported into the cap.

That's so you know it's new era so you don't need the sticker. But that's fakeable whereas a sticker's not. You get fake a sticker! It's so much easier to fake a sticker. Producer Carl. Yesterday my daughter put a sticker of a penguin on my hat and then I took it off straight away She started crying is that like a similar thing should I have left it on? No, in that case I would have left the sticker on. Yeah. Yes, definitely

Oh man, so let's just remember that I've got a new ear cap on and it's proved by the sticker under the peak I actually got a message from a long time 6am listener. I don't know if she calls or texts or anything, but she did message me on Instagram saying a long time 6am listener thought it would be such a good one for the throwback. What's her name? Her name is Kate Rose. Kate Rose. Love her. Kate Rose. Great name.

And she is going to get her song this morning, unless you guys have a better idea. No, I wouldn't do that to Kate. Yeah, I don't think so. Let her have her moment. Let her, if she's listening for 6 a.m. every day. Kate, this is your moment. You messaged me at 10.26 at night. So it was obviously... On what day? Um, oh God, I don't know. I just, it was yesterday to me, but I don't know what day that was. So on the weekend, at quarter to 11,

you're going, oh my God, that's at 6 a.m. Oh, maybe she was at a party. And she was like, this song. Song came on. This should be at 6 a.m. Throwback for Monday was at a party. And she was like, this song. Song came on. This should be a six AM throwback for Monday. Thank you for thinking of us. So for Kate this morning, Day Hummo, we gone right. Jesus. The Clint, Meaghan, Dan podcast.

How old do you reckon Day Hummo is? Go on, Dad. I thought he was dead. Okay, and then you said his age of? 52. Okay, I'm gonna say 43. Sorry today if he's listening. Dan's closer.

Really? He turned 50 in Jan. There you go Dan. He's been around for many years. He's a real throwback artist. Yeah. Got him. To the floor, cry again, hold you down.

This is my life. Yeah. He was gonna do a comeback tour anytime soon. He should. He really should. He works in, I remember when I started out already he was doing like digital stuff like lots of like videos and social media and stuff and editing and that. Yeah. Yeah, Sonny his name is. Good on him. Hey guys, yeah we've talked about it already this morning I don't want to go on about it but I've just been in Australia for a little trip over the weekend,

over the long weekend. Over Matariki. Yeah, I went to spread the word of Matariki in Australia. Oh good. And came back here and now they know about it, thanks to me. Great. You are good.

Yeah. You are good, Dan. And on my return, you'd think I would have peaked being over there spreading the good word of Matariki. Yeah. But I came back and on my doorstep was a little package that I'd ordered and I've spoken about a little...

Another package! What's this one, watches? No, not a watch this time. No, no, no, I've got enough watches, according to my wife. No, I came back and I had... I've spoken a little bit about my new remote control car that I purchased. I've got another package. Unfortunately.

Yes, yes. And it's not fast enough. So I purchased a new battery. I see people who know what I'm talking about when I talk about a lipo battery. Five thousand milliamp hour. Well this one already went 70 kilometres an hour, is what you told us. You know what's better than 70, Clint? 100.

Oh, right. Okay. You got told off last time you did it at the beach. Mm. So yeah, you're not allowed to drive them on the beach, it turns out, apparently the kickapoo and stuff hate it. Anyway. The kickapoo?

They don't hang out on the beach? Isn't that a flightless parrot? And isn't it a kakapo? It's an endangered flightless parrot. Some stupid bird that can't fly. Anyway, the Kiwi. Kiwi hate it. Okay, so I've got this new battery that makes the car go 100km an hour. Meg's vits doesn't even do that.

No, it doesn't actually. So I don't know what we can do on the show to dent But this is a hot like hundred I could jump this car could jump People you know I could I could tell me me I don't know exactly but I mean I mean if you were in like Nitrocircus or something yeah, I reckon nitro circus if they saw this car. They'd be like are you available? What you want to get a hundred kilometers an hour and jump people you find a little thing well I think cuz it's cool. Why would you want that? Why would you want to go 100km an hour and jump people? You find a little thing. Well I think because it's cool. Why would you not want to jump?

Oh right sorry, no you're right. Sorry. There we go, that's the only answer I need. Sorry Clips, I did. No but I mean jumping three people's not cool. No but I'll tell you what it is, ten people. Ten people? If your car could jump ten people.

There was the right ramp obviously. Yeah I could jump ten vitses, ten of your vitses Meg. Oh god. 10 cars, with your car. Yeah, that's exciting. Again, remember everybody, this is a small remote control car. It's not small. It's not a Maserati or anything.

It's a pretty big one. I'd say it's a length of half my leg. That's how long the remote control car is. So I don't know, I'm just going to leave that with you. 100 kilometres an hour I can do with this car. Amazing. You need another kid. No, I've got to.

You're not busy enough with one. No, I think if I had another kid then I wouldn't have enough time to play with remote control cars. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna say. So I'd rather have the car to be honest. Hey, Easy Money is back this week. Your chance to win $10,000 at seven and also again at eight for Unsuccessful. Very exciting too, it was announced on Friday

that the money must go by the end of our show Wednesday. So we have to give away a thousand dollars by, sorry, ten thousand dollars, why do I keep saying a thousand? Pocketing the rest. Ten thousand dollars000 by 10 a.m. Wednesday. But the problem is we've been trying to give it away for weeks. I know, so I think what we're gonna do is we're just gonna, if it gets to Wednesday and we still have to give it away, we'll just keep playing, keep playing, keep playing, keep playing until somebody wins.

Okay. Holy cow. Yeah. But somebody could still win before then, right? Before Wednesday. It just has to go by Wednesday. Wednesday, they're calling it on Wednesday. Clint, Megadam, let's go! All right, more more or less, pretty easy the name, just as the name suggests Meg will throw out a topic we have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Okay I have three options for you boys this morning what would you like, what would you like we have, who was more or less I guess

losing their virginity, what ages, with with celebrities. They're already famous people. Or what animal has more teeth, or what holds more water? Ooh, God, they're all very, very good ones. What, Blake? I wanna know the virginity one. Okay. What about you, Clu? Yeah, sure, mate. Okay, if you wanna, yeah, I'll go with ya.

I don't know if it'll be my specialty subject, but let's see how we go. Oh, I don't know. I think you'll be pretty good at it. I might've only prepped four of those, so it's four this morning. Okay. Here we go. I think you were better at keeping it than I was. Yes, I oh god yes. Okay. I'm lucky I still haven't got it. Paris Hilton or Harry Styles? Paris Hilton or

Harry? Now I actually think that- More time being a virgin I think if you were Harry Styles. Although he was in One Direction pretty early. Although, yeah he was what 16 I think when they hit like really big fame. Yeah but Paris was brought up in the world of glitz and glam and money. Yes. And I think it ages you like quite quickly. Okay so we're going Paris Hilton lost it earlier. Yes she's had less time as a virgin than Harry. That's correct. Paris. Harry was 15, Harry was 13 apparently. 13! Is that freaky? Goodness me Harry. Damn.

Okay, alright. Here goes the film. No, don't do it for you. Okay, before he was even in the film, one direction. Alright, Beyonce or Khloe Kardashian? Now I would have instantly gone Khloe lost it earlier. Because she said she's a Kardashian. Yeah, but Beyonce, she was in Disney's Child. She was a little bit more famous earlier, I thought.

I just think Beyonce's got a little bit more... Ooh, what are you going to say here? Decorum. Beyonce has been more time as a virgin. Correct. 19. She lost to Fijine. I think it wasn't at 2JZ. Maybe it wasn't.

And Khloe Kardashian was 14. Bloody hell, that's young isn't it? Okay, Miley Cyrus or Ashton Kutcher? Oh, Cyrus lost it earlier. She was... Last time as a virgin, Miley. Incorrect, she was 16, Ashton was 15. Seems like the dudes lose it way earlier. Yeah.

The Rock? Dwayne The Rock, Johnson. Or Adriana Lima, the supermodel. Oh yeah, you don't need to explain who she is. Didn't she date Leonardo DiCaprio for a bit? Probably, close. For a while, until she turned 19, then she was too old. Adriana Lima or Dwayne the Rock, Johnson. Virginity Younger.

See, the Rock Johnson, if we go on, he's a male, and traditionally in this game so far, the males have been losing it earlier. And he's been famous for many years. Okay, he spent less time as a virgin than Adriana Lemo. Correct! Yes! He was 14!

That's not worth clapping. And she was, Adriana Lemo was 27. Alright, and finally, Joe Jonas from Jonas Jonas Brothers or Daniel Webby. Okay so unless he was 26. I'm gonna lock it. Joe Jonas spent less time than 26. That's depressing. That I lost my virginity later than a Jonas brother. He was 20. Jesus Christ. He was 20. With his promisering.

With his promisering. He was still lost. I wish I'd known about them. Yeah, he could have just played that. I was trying my hardest. Hey Adriana Lima, she saved herself to 27. That was she when I was 27. Adriana?

Oh wow. Maybe she didn't date Leonardo DiCaprio then. True. Maybe he was trying his best. Yeah true, probably she probably did. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Clint Megan Dan scandal. I don't even really know how to start this one.

Will Smith did a performance in the middle of the streets and I mean, some people look like they're enjoying it. They definitely drew a crowd, but that's cause he's Will Smith. And the people are like, Oh my God, Will Smith's playing his new song in the street. We'd all go and have a look. Oh, of course you would have.

If it was down the road, yeah. It's the middle of London. And the thing is, yeah, lots and lots of people there. Lots of people have turned up. People, singers have done this before. Lorde recently did it where it got shut down and they ran it to go home, I think in New York. I've seen Ed Sheeran do it, stood on top of a cab

and played a song. So we're supposed to do the same thing, I mean hundreds if not thousands of people turn up the problem is there was not really any energy or response. Oh it's the hardest watch of all time of seeing a guy trying to hype a crowd and none of them care. And the songs! The song he's doing is cringe. I'm about to do some investing, spending on you and your bestie, you and your twin on your jet ski, I'll change your life if you let me. Girls, I like pretty girls. I like pretty girl You don't like the ugly ones That's crazy see that's how that song where you just put it on they just show up The building is there, outside. In the street. I like pretty girls. That's crazy, see that's how that song works.

You just put it on, they just show up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Should've been flashbacks actually. When I was 19. Don't make those noises Will. Come on. Should I? Oh god. Yeah, there's flashbacks. Please cut this enough. I can't. I can't believe it. And Rita Blazer is like, oh, so I'm the pretty girl?

And he's like, you're the pretty girl. And it's just like the freestyling. And it's just, oh. It's cringe. It's just the hardest watch. I don't know. Honestly, it will to 3-3, the hardest watch. I don't know. Honestly, it willed to 3-3-4-3, by the way. Great.

Do you think we would look more fondly on it if he hadn't punched, did the Oscars thing? The Oscars slap. I wonder how much that has affected our response to any of the ideas now. And then since then, all the interviews he did about Jade, they did the red table together. Because before the slap, he was cool. Like, I think his stocks were pretty high in like the... Oh, yeah. Any movie he did, Jade, you know, they did the Red Table together and... Because before the slap, he was cool.

Like, I think his stocks were pretty high and like the... Oh yeah, any movie he did, he was one of the, I think, highest earning bankable stars. Movies? Sweet as. But it's like, I don't know, I think maybe the movies dried up after the slap and so he's gone back to music. I don't know, but it's just like, man, movies is 100% your life. Yeah, I get it, but I honestly, I think you're right're right Dan if he didn't do this type and have this downfall I don't I think would be hype for him to have more music be like Will Smith's back. Are you joking?

Yeah, I just I just feel like that has completely ruined his career and rightfully so because it was an absolutely shocking moment in history Where he did that and thought that was okay. I guess yeah, but then when is also enough Enough like when at what point after you've apologized you've tried to make good on the thing that you did that you shouldn't have done at what point do you get your life back or is it like sorry man that's your one life gone. I think it just uncovered how much of a weirdo he is. I think we're kind of blind to it we're like Will Smith's cool then that happened then we're kind of like oh no he's actually a weirdo. It was wild that for such a long time people were like team will on that as well, by the way.

You know, a lot of the time we're like, well, is he in the right? You're not allowed to talk about anybody's misses like that. Jessica? I heard someone describe this really well, and it's kind of like basically, the world has now got the ick for Will Smith. It's like, yeah, okay, he did the thing

and he's apologised, that's cool, but we've still all got the ick and we just can't move on from that it's just always there. And I think because he's a Scientologist as well that adds another thing to it. And Jada like so she used to date Tupac and now her husband's like I like pretty girls. Anyway good on him for giving it a bash I guess. Anyway if you do want to check out the video, hell of a watch. It's a tough one, but well, it's a three, three, four, three.

Lots of people texting that through. Have a good cringe. Yeah, it is hard to get to the end of it, honestly, which is probably good for Rita Ora, because she does come out at the end, so people just walked off by then. Clint, Megan's and Stinky Boop. Matariki long weekend.

Getting fried off, Dan went and celebrated it in Melbourne. And that was just, you know, coincidental. I didn't purposely go over just for Matariki. Okay. Why would you? I mentioned Matariki a few times while I was over there too. If anything. To Australians.

Wow, what did you do? So we're doing Matariki winners and losers. So let us know what you did for the weekend. See if you won or lost. And so Dan, so I'm an Aussie. I was in Culture Kings, which is a shop over there, okay, and I was buying a cap and the person was like, oh you've got a New Zealand accent, are you from New Zealand? I said, good on you, you've picked it.

And I said I'm over for the long weekend, we've got a long weekend that's called Matariki in New Zealand. Yes, that's $65 for your caps yeah okay no discount then For Matariki! It's no long weekend over here We have big sales in New Zealand that doesn't transfer over here does it? Yeah so I mentioned it to him and I think I mentioned it to another guy on a train so that's two Australians that are wiser to Matariki over the weekend

No good So you're welcome Kia ora Yeah nice job Clint did you mention to anyone? I took off up north And I What's the the god of the ocean?

Nipia, you know like kaimoana if you go and get seafood. Oh, yeah show Maori. Let me just Google it quickly Wait, how dare you? I actually read a book about this. Tangaroa, that's right. Yes, I went and celebrated and got out on the water and tried to catch some kaimoana. The fish went biting so I just made myself a nuisance on a jet ski for the weekend. I was going to say, do you want a canoe or a jet ski? It seems a little bit disrespectful. Electric canoe though, they do call that.

They do, the electric waka. Do they? It just runs little bit disrespectful. Electric canoe though, they do call that. They do, the electric waka. Do they? Yes, yes. It just runs on petrol though. I've heard that. Electric, yeah, yeah, petrol waka. Yeah. They look quite the same.

Yeah, and I just got up north with the family, just kind of chilled and relaxed. It looked fun. Hung out, yeah, it was nice. And the weather was beautiful. Who looked after the fish? We just left them. And that's why they're bred more.

Yeah, we came back to 12 new babies. And like, oh my God, who was it? And none of them said anything. They said, well, it was one of us. Well, if you're gonna go away for three days and leave us, what do you think we're gonna do? Well, I'm just bred. At what point now are you regretting getting the fish?

Let's be honest. No, no, no, I love the fish, but we either need to get a bigger tank or less fish. It's gonna be like Kelly Tauten's there at some point. Because at the moment we start out with six and now we've got 24. Yeah. We've had two lots of babies and every time that baby seems to have more so they're getting better at it. What about you Meg? Winner or loser of Matariki weekend? I spent the weekend supporting the health system in New Zealand and spend a bit of time after hours in A&E with my kids. So don't think... I did do an all-nighter though. Last time I haven't done an all-nighter in a very long time, boys. Yes!

At the hospital? Yeah, and also at home and, you know, having to watch my child's breathing and it sounds depressing vomiting I clean the bed six times. Are you supposed to put you in the loser camp? yeah but actually I'd be more insulted if you put me in the loser camp. It's one of the worst weekends of my life. Okay so we're put together. There must be someone out there that won though. Come on. I mean someone won lotto over the weekend. Oh my god where's the Invercargill winner? 15 million? Incredible yeah big winners on the weekend. And god, where's the Invercargill winner? 50 million? Incredible, yeah big winners on the weekend. Because it's an Invercargill I'd imagine someone would know them.

Isn't money in Invercargill, like 15 million New Zealand dollars is like 25 million dollars in Invercargill. That would buy you the best house that we have available in Invercargill, like the best one there. I'm going to look in the trade mail. Yeah, you'd get the transport museum thrown in as well. I'm going to try and see how the most expensive property right now in the car goes. Oh, it'd be under a million. No, shut up, Dan. It would not.

It would. It would have a beautiful lifestyle block of probably like, you know, 60 acres. Yeah, but that's worth about 40 grand. We're talking Matariki weekend, long weekend, winners and losers. What did you get up to? Because it does suck when you waste it. Yeah. Yeah, if you waste a long weekend.

Yeah. It's not always cracked up to be the weather's awful or someone decides to get sick in the house. Or somebody, yeah, somebody is going to be spending their $15 million that they want in Invercargill. We just looked up houses. The most expensive house, you can buy in Invercargill at the moment, which is an actual house,

not just like land or a hotel. It's about 1.6. I don't know why you're surprised by that. I am. I think I just lived in Auckland obviously far too long to think that 1.6 being the most expensive. Bloody Auckland, hey, you wouldn't even get a like dog house for that in New Zealand. No way. It's pathetic. But that beautiful house, I know where I'd rather live.

Invercargill. Oh yeah. What are you doing here? I? Have to do this job, don't I? Ed do you think you're a winner or a loser this weekend for Matariki? I was definitely a winner for sure So I'm an opera singer and I and I support a lot of the charity events that happen for the Miss New Zealand finalists. Yeah, yes. So I performed two performances up for two of the girls on Friday.

And then Saturday I supported one of the girls singing with her for pre-judging just to help her do talent. And last night we were all set up with Tuxedo's, Albert the Hilton and my client got us a limo to get to the Miss Universe pre-judging at Soho Studios. Wow, you know when you're in a limo, that's when you're successful. Do you sing for free? Do a little number for us now, or do you only do it if you're paid? Give us.

Well, I am performing on the 5th July for Miss New Zealand, but I can do a little bit of opera. My voice is a bit tired. I only came back to Hamilton, like probably midnight last night. Give us, give us. I've got work at 7. Okay, give us your best 10 seconds. Ed, off you go. The floor is yours.

Gorgeous. Hey! That is lovely. Pitch perfect. Yeah, I reckon with a bit of reverb and a nice big hall with all the acoustics, that'd go hard. Pavarotti's turning in his grave. Yeah, so I'm actually, so Miss New Zealand will be, the pageant will be at Sky City Theatre, and I've done there before, and it's the best hall. Oh yeah, because I reckon you're probably just you're just picking up all the hot runner-ups of Miss New Zealand. No, he can pick up the winner if he wanted. Good on him. Thanks. How many have you pulled? No, stop it. I mean if you're there it's just hot girls, like the hottest girls in New Zealand all trying to be the hottest girls. Hey look, you go for the girls and you stay for the opera.

At Miss New Zealand it's more about being more than being hot. Clint, they've got talents and they've got to work for charity. Exactly. That's what I mean. Most of the time, that's what I find the most hot. Right. The talents and the charity stuff. And they're striving for world peace, that sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, honestly, I don't even, I don't even.

You don't even look at them? Look at most of them. No. If I'm honest, the way he's talking, he's coming across as the loser for Matariki, if I'm honest, Clint. Oh, but you mean Ed, that was a set. Oh, Ed's a winner.

Ed's a winner. Hey, Ed, we're gonna send you a double pass to our musty movie, Karate Kid Legends. It's in cinemas on Thursday, bro, so hold there and we'll get that out to you. Appreciate your call. I'd love to hear some of the tea that spilled behind the scenes of those pageants,

I bet Ed knows. Oh, do it. You know all the little cat fights. Own reality TV show, surely. Cat fights? Why would there be cat fights? Oh, you know all the little cat fights. Own reality TV show, surely. Cat fights? Why would there be cat fights? Oh, you know, they'd be bitchin'. Why?

They'd be bitchin' behind the scenes. They would. There'd only be one winner. You guys watch too much Miss Congeniality. Yeah, oh God. It's based on us. When she gets to the plane in that purple dress. Oh, damn, her personality is amazing.

Clint, Meg and Dan. We're gonna get to Easy Money in just a second. But we were just talking about Miss Congeniality. And Megan and I have had a disagreement. I've never seen it. Oh my god, Sandra Bullock! She's stunning in it. Shut up! You've never seen it? It's like the most new movie.

Actually, honestly, if I had to like, life or death, say 10 movies you've watched before, I would have said that. I've just seen photos of Sandra in it. And goodness me, she is good. Oh my goodness. Okay, there is a very specific scene that has burned into both mine and Clint's brains where she's just had her makeover and she's gone from like ugly to pretty you know the classic storyline and she is walking

on the strip like a airfield sort of strip to go to a plane a private jet. Yeah. And she is walking out and I say she's in a very tight it's got lines across it so it's like an elastic band dress, light blue dress and her hair is blowing around and then she's a little trip and you say it's... I say it's like a lilac purple and if I'm wrong I will be, I'll be questioning everything I know about it. I'm wondering too, this is freaking me out. So this is gonna be like kind of which one of you is more attracted to her really, because

you'll remember it more. Yeah, yeah. Because Meg's like no way, 100% it's blue and I'm like, 100% it's purple. Now, the thing is, I don't know if I'm colour blind, but I don't actually know which one of you is correct. So I'm going to turn it around. We should probably say it's both of us. OK, let's have a look. I think it's Clint.

I think it's more purple than blue. Here we go. I'm turning it round. There she is. So I'd say... Turn it more to me. That's blue. That's light blue. That is purple. You're joking me, eh? You're trying to be funny.

I'd say it's a light purple. Thank you, Dan. You're joking me. I'd say it's like a lilac. Which I would consider purple. You gotta get lilac, put them side by side, and be like, oh my god, she's wearing the colour wheel. That's light blue. Are you both colour blind?

This is like Laurel and Yanny. Remember that? Yeah, Gold dress. What was the other one? There was the shoes as well. It's blue! Maybe on Mars. Easy money isn't it?

This feels real visual for radio. You can Google it. Do it in your own time. We can't be sitting on bounce backs with you all the bloody time. Why don't we set up the bounce back purple to 3343 to see a photo of it. And you can see the dress. Sucking butt in bloody light blue. Clint, Megan, Dan, win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K.

The money. Good morning, just got 7 o'clock. $10,000 must go by 10am Wednesday. We've been playing long enough, come on man, we need a winner. Yeah we need it. So we're just going to keep on playing on Wednesday until someone wins, if someone doesn't before then. And Gemma could actually do what no one else has done right now.

Morning Gemma. Hey Gemma. Good morning. Oh you've gone through. And you you what? I would, yeah I don't know, I just, this money would be actually like pretty awesome right now. Okay. What says here you'd buy a new car. Oh I would, I would. Good on you. Okay well Meg's going to give you 10 questions, she's also going to give you a letter.

Every answer must start with that letter. You can pass if you've got time. We'll come back to it. No repeated answers. Good luck. Okay, here we go, Jimmy. Your letter is E. E, okay, awesome.

Good luck, Jim. Name of food. Eggs. A girl's name. Erin. A musical artist. Ed Sheeran. A sport. Pass.

A movie title. Oh gosh, pass. A style of music. Oh no, pass. A positive word. Enjoyment. A magazine. Oh no, pass.

A math- related word. E-insider. Oh look, Gemma, you started so strongly. We all looked at each other after your third answer. We were all like, oh my god, she's cruising here. And then the three passes back to back. You knew you were in trouble. Yeah. I did know I was in trouble there.

Oh dear. Always easy when me gives you the answers too. Sport could be equation, but it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's to back, you knew you were in trouble. Yeah. I did know I was in trouble there. Oh dear. Always easy when Meg gives you the answers. Sport could be Equestrian, Esports, movie title Encanto, Edge of Tomorrow, Eternals, a style of music, electric, EDM, and then the last one then, a math related word, equals,

equal equation. You see, when you say it like that it sounds easy. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry. We need that sheet that Meg's easy. Meg has the others in front of her she makes it sound like she knows. Well thanks Gemma, good luck with saving for the new car back again eight o'clock this morning we'll play again in an hour. Coming up next we've got an idea that we want to play with Meg before she goes on mat leave. We're sort of running out of time for all of our fun baby shower games. Yeah, it involves sounds, birth, and guessing. What a bit of fun throwing in. Not long to go now, Meg.

Yeah, no, this is my last week. I am, you know what, it's actually kind of bittersweet. I genuinely, genuinely think I'm gonna miss hanging out with you boys every day, and I might get a little jealous of my dear friend Ash sitting in this chair and watching all the fun you guys have. We'll miss you as well. But I am in my body. I am ready to not be getting up at like four or five in the morning

In this very pregnant body of mine. I am not sleeping well, and I'm just not sleeping well basically. I've had enough of it. I'm just growing myself Is that like a sex joke? No, just like I'm a growing sleeping at all basically. I've had enough of it, I'm just growing myself. Is that like a sex joke? No, just like I'm a growing boy all the time. No, you're fully grown. You're in your 40s man. That's fully grown. I think you're shrinking if you don't get to an age

where you start going down. I think he's at the point now where he will start going down. They say your ears never stop growing. And nose, which is not scary for you. Oh piss off. And I think moles as well for you. They keep growing.

They keep cutting them off. So, ha. Okay, so what have we got for me? I'm really excited about this. How is this happening? I'm really excited. You guys have actually done something this week for like a, to celebrate that I'm-

Yeah, what we say is to prepare her Clint, really, isn't it, for her child? Okay, I don't like the sound of that now. Now it's all changing. I thought this was nice. I don't know how much it prepares you in as much as eating chocolate out of a nappy does. Oh damn it we should do that.

I've given birth before right? So I would know more than both of you. But you don't have a baby shower for the second kid right? No no no no. Unless you're a punnish. But the less punishing ones don't. Yeah, even the first one. Yeah.

So, if you wouldn't get to play this game this year. I think you'd be able to pick, because you've given birth before, the sound of someone giving birth. Yeah? As opposed to another sound. Like a cow giving birth or something? As opposed to another sound. Like a cow giving birth or something? No, the game is Crown or Climax.

That's Clint's game that he's come up with. It looks like you're both backing out of the game all of a sudden. No, no, no. Who came up with this game? They wanted to play Crown. So who actually, wait a second, have you got audio from people crowning and also claymaxing, who got this audio? Produce the nepia.

Produce the nepia. Part of your job to get people claymaxing on audio. Yeah, God, it was a terrible morning this morning, eh? And I've been looking, I've done a bit of research around it as well, it's quite hard to tell. You don't need to, cause nepia has been getting the audio. Oh someone could have told me that because I've been trolling through the internet. We could call it groan or moan if that's better. Groan or moan is cool. It's catchy. Rather than crown or climax.

Groan or moan. So moan is for the birth? Yeah. And groan is for the climax. Wait, no I don't know. What do you think? Will you be groaning or moaning when you give birth? I'll groan. Um, I... Groan. Groan. I think it's more groan for climate, for crowning. Anyway, is this the game? Yeah, do you...

Well, we could play. I think what we've done now is talked about it too much, so we're going to have to do it next. Producer Carl, oh, I don't know if we should be going to him. Porno or pushing? No. Okay, see, why don't you go to him? I don't know. Why don't you go to him? I don't know. So next what we're

gonna do is just play you some audio and it's all about board stuff. Most of it? And so what we'll do is you just need to guess. Uh huh. Oh Ash is gonna have such a fun time with you boys. Oh we'd never play this with Ash. No, she's way too high brow. Dan, I don't know if we should be doing your idea or not now that we're here. You know, we're having the show meeting seem funny, but now your idea, now Clint, on here seems a bit vulgar. I came in today because I was away on Thursday, okay, and between me going away and me coming back this idea has come to fruition.

Oh for God's sake, both of you are wusses, come on let's play the game. No. I've played this at baby showers before. Okay. There's pictures. So what are we calling it? Grown or moan? Crown or climax? Crown or climax.

Okay. Crown or climax? Come on. Baby shower game. Meeks not having one because it's the second kid and I don't think you're supposed to for your second. I'm leaning into it. I am all about it.

Now I'm here. Crown or climax? Here we go. Ow. Ooh, ow, ow, ow. Is that crowning there's crowning God help her goodness me. God is it is very confronting audio, isn't it? Yes, yes. What sounds you think it's more confronting when you know in a few weeks that we What sounds you make I did more? I did more like low groans You know in a few weeks that will be you. What sounds do you make out of an interest?

I did more like low groans, I think, like the kind of like primal groan than a scream. Probably depends at what point during the birth you record. I said, ow a lot. I really, cause I did- Owie, owie, owie, owie. Kind of like that, yeah. There's a bit of audio of me going ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Owie, owie, owie, owie. Okay, cool. Crown of climax. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Crown or climax? Oh, I actually, I don't know. I think that one might be good. Okay, we'll give you a clue.

Clint got that audio about 9pm last night. Is that one climax? Or is that crowning? You gotta lock it in. Oh damn, that one's hard because she's breathing quite fast. Let's say climax. Oh no, that's crowning. Oh, that's a shame that you even went there. That's a shame. she's breathing quite fast. Let's say climax. No, that's crowning.

That's a shame that you even went there. What a shame. She's giving birth to a beautiful baby. One of life's most beautiful moments. And you take it to the gutter. Meg thinks in her moment of absolute pain. Meg, it sounds like she might be liking that. Yeah.

OK, OK. Next one. Crowning. Yes. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It was just the start, but there. Yeah, that's, yeah, okay. Next one. Crowning. Yes. Yeah, right on. Yeah. It was just the start, but there. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's, yep.

Okay, you can play along at home as well, just text crowning or climaxing. Ruby, just so you know, I'm still traumatised from when you played this game a few years ago. Yeah, with Daisy. Remember, you guys have spoiled me. Wait, what you're telling me is this is not a 100% original game. It did feel familiar to me, if I'm honest. Okay. Okay, last one.

You need this. Is this Crown or Climax? Oh! Hiya! Right. So you um... So I see what's happened here is you boys right out of... you probably got blocked on the internet from... We couldn't get any sexy sounds because of the firewall here.

So I just did a little fun one there before the show. That's um, that's down, Dan, I think that's Dan Climaxing actually. No, it's me crowning. Shame on you, me. Clint, Meg and Dan. Mike Hosking always joins us on a Monday to wrap up the week with Mike's Minute. Yes, good morning guys, Thanks for having me as usual. Love coming in here on a Monday.

Love broadcasting with less successful broadcasters. Makes me feel good. Anyway, let's get on with the day. And I think that was unnecessary. Shush you. All right. I don't listen to women. You don't shush-

I know. I mean, Michael. Mike is my name. Sorry. Oh my goodness, what a horrible thing to say. Force of habit, is it? Yeah, sorry. I'm so used to snapping at him. Sorry! Oh my goodness, what a horrible thing to say. Force of habit, is it? Yeah, sorry. I'm so used to snapping at him.

Sorry, Mike. Yeah, sorry. I was a bit rude as well. Let's just get on with it, eh? Sure. Sorry. We're going to do something differently this week for Mike's Minute because the news has been fairly depressing over the last few months, hasn't it?

So I've gone out of my way to find some positive news stories to put you in a good mood for the week. Aren't I good to you? Right, and we start things off with this wonderful man out of Louisiana By the name of Jeff who has been saving get this stray cats for 33 years What an incident he joins me right now on the line. What's keep you going for 33 years Jeff? I love pussy right? Yes, I just Sorry, I'm getting emotional. I love cats.

Let's take your time. It's fine. I love pussy. Okay. Cats. I love every kind of pussy. Stop using the word. Cats.

Yes. I want to hug all of them. Okay, stop using the P word though, please. That's crazy. I can't hug all the pussy. Okay. Cats. He's done.

Okay, so that's obviously a prank, isn't it? No one needs to use that word that many times. Let's move on to another feel good story. And it's a man out of Alabama who got a rather heartwarming package in the mail today. I'm gonna let him explain more because he joins me on the line right now. Morning, Doug, how are you going?

What's good? What's good? Hey, did something come in the mail today? Yes, that's why I've got you on. Did something come in the mail today? Yes, explain please. Cause something came in the mail today? Yes, that's what I've got you on. Did something come in the mail today? Yes, explain please. Cause something came in the mail today. We get it.

Okay. These nuts? Right. Ha! Got it! Got it! Good one. Real good one. Oh!

Very funny. Whoa! Yes. Whoa! Okay, I'm pulling you down as well. So that's two pranks in a row, isn't it? So you try and do some positive stuff and you just get this sort of crap thrown up in your face.

Pisses me off. Right, finally, I'm going to move on to Steve Carell, the actor. He's getting a reboot of his show, The Office, and Steve Carell is live with me right now. This is exciting. That's what she said. Okay. It's a good gag. It's a good gag, but in all seriousness, this is big. That's what she said. Okay. It's a good gag. It's a good gag. But in all seriousness, this is big.

That's what she said. Right. This is how it's gonna be Steve, is it? You know what? I've been pranked all morning and I've had quite frankly a guts full. That's what she said! Okay, right. That's done. I thought I'd be able to do some positive stuff this morning on the show But instead this is the way we're gonna finish I'm Mike Oski, News Talk ZB Happy days This is me off really. It's a real shame. I come up and do this as a charity sort of thing

You set up Both of you knew what was going on there. I know 100 grand is less than you're used to being paid, but I don't want you to still call it charity. I will not be made a fool of again. If this happens again, I will not do this. Sick of it. News to ZB. Mike, I won't be here next week.

Good. So you... Good. Okay. So maybe you'll be happier about that. I will be. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'd love to you'll be happier about that. I will be. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I'd love to see what Ash is about you. What do you think about us giving away $10,000 at eight? I don't need it. Yeah, what's it ask about that? There'll be some poor people out there that are ganging for it, I'm sure. Right.

Chum change for you, Mike. Yeah, we're getting told you've got to move your car out of the disabled parking lot. You've got to stop doing that. Up yours. Okay, see you Mike. I'm not a very happy man this morning. No. You know they don't have an Australia Zed and they bloody should.

And they definitely should. Now Dan's had a very usual day for him. He's had fans come up to him. Well no, this was over the weekend Meg and it was a... I went on a flight over to Melbourne. Air New Zealand flight lovely service on the New Zealand, don't they they're really good service and Did you go for free? No, no God. No

Listening and they want to throw a hook a brother up, you know They can but I was flying over there and and a couple of the hostesses on the plane were listeners of the show, loved the show. And my wife, Hannah, because we had our son with us, because they were listeners of the show, they gave my wife Hannah a lovely, because we were just in cattle class back down the back,

gave her a glass of bubbles, and they're like, hey, this is because of your husband, we're listeners of the show. And I said, okay. And she needs it, you need it. She was like, you need it is because of your husband we listen to the show and she needs it you need it she was like you need this and so it was lovely they were very nice and at one point I George my son yeah had a bit of a what would you call it a evacuation situation with his bowels and it happens on it was a three and a half hour flight so it was bound to

happen and we sort of had him prepared for it, and so it was a bit of a cluster. So there was stuff everywhere. You prepared for literally being stranded on an island for four weeks because your wife packed enough more food than I think Tom Hanks had on castaway. And I think that was the issue, Clint, was that we'd given him yogurt, fruits, chips,

and that all culminated in a feces situation. Yeah. Okay. And so we're down the back of the, we had to like rush down to the back of the plane. And this is after the hostess had come up to us and said, you know, like, love the show. Thanks so much for traveling with us, et cetera. And so we're down the back, Hannah was mid-changed.

So she had George's nappy off, full view. Cause you have to get, the little toilets he have on the plane as well, not big enough for two of you to go in there so it's very small. So she had to put down her champagne that she'd just been given and then left you with your Nintendo switch. Yeah yeah and so I was standing out there sort of giving moral support sort of going you're going great. That's really helpful when you do it. Short boat! Get in there and so one of the air hostesses comes up to me

and she's like, I know I really don't, I didn't want to do this, but can I pester you for a photo? Mid, while Hannah is right behind me, like full, like arm deep in poo. Arm deep? And so I'm standing there. She can't help it if she married a celebrity. Yeah, this poor air hostess isn't privy to the situation.

So I turn around, this guy, one of the other airjo stewards takes the photo and he's like, right, Hannah's in the background like a deer in headlights changing a nappy. And so this poor Ejo says, I just wanted to apologise to her because I couldn't talk about it at the time, she's got a photo of me, her arm around me, I've got my arm around her, with my son,

full naked with poo all over his bottom. And her photo. You surely wouldn't be able to see that in the background. Trust me Meg, trust me. It was like bang smack bang in the middle of the change. So I just wanted to make a formal apology right now. Why don't you just face the other way? Why don't you go, oh yeah let's take it this way. Because there's no room, Clint, it's a small space back there on the plane. So that there was no room to claim manure around. Not that small though.

What if they can hook a brother up? Oh yeah, I mean a great roomy cabin. Yeah! Thanks, thanks, thanks. Plenty of room for a selfie. Yeah, yeah, easy enough to spin the camera around surely. What were all the other people doing while you were just taking photos with the air hostesses? I don't know what they would have been thinking because it would have been a weird thing to come across.

Come across a lady getting a photo with a man that you've never noticed. They would have been like, ah, make a wish, probably. Yeah. His first trip to Australia. But can I just emphasise, it's such a roomy cabin. Oh, for them to stay. And great service on Air New Zealand. And who will probably be getting many, many flights in the future?

The person that won $15 million in Invercargill over the weekend. True. Oh, how good. Yeah, if you're in Invercargill and your neighbours have got a moving truck. Oh, you know. Because the houses aren't expensive enough for them anymore in their budget. We even have a lookaline. There's probably like one house

maybe, two, and that two, three million, and then the rest of them I mean if you're winning fifteen million dollars you're moving out of Invercargill. Well, you're moving up. We've got an idea that might get them to stay.

Clint, Megan, Dan, and Invercargill punter of Lotto is 15. Million dollars richer this morning. Southland, Southland, the Southland's best society. How good. Is it true that somebody in Wellington also won and got split between two? Am I reading that wrong? I think there was other winners.

Yeah, Invercargill tickets shared, the $30 million Powerball jackpot was a mile on a ticket sold in Wellington. I was thinking $15 million each. I think so. Oh nice. I mean $15 million retire. Yeah. In Wellington, $15 million winner probably would stay maybe? Yeah, you could be next to a neighbour's with Peter Jackson. There are a lot of people saying that the Invercargill winner is getting a moving truck and they're out of there. Yeah.

We're like whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. Invercargill's got some cool stuff. Hold on though but you think about it you've got 15 million dollars now. Yeah. What really is there to do and spend your money on an Invercargill apart from a bit of land. That's what we're trying. Cheese rolls. That's what we're trying to do. Exactly. You need like $3 a piece though. Can we do a top 10 reasons someone from Invercargill should stay if they become very rich overnight? Okay, 10, what about top five, Clint?

Or we want to stick with 10? Should we start with the top three and see how we go? Yeah. Well, we'll see. See how many we can get in the 10. And if we can get four, then it becomes a top four. When do you need this list? How long have I got?

Okay, so our producer, Nepia, he's from Southland. He's from the dirty, dirty South. Yeah, this is very slanderous, this is. Don't they have new hydro slides at the Splash Palace? Yes, they sure do. The community swimming pools only $13.90 for an adult or $11.80 for a child. Mm. That's actually, imagine how many times...

They'll be going there. A million. I don't think you could live your life long enough. I'd buy the Hydroslides. I'd be like, I'll just use them. Two brand new Hydroslides, they're very fun. Do they still let you learn to drive on the beach? Yeah, well it's not good for much else.

The sand is rock solid, so that's where I learned how to drive on my learner's licence, just up and down the beach. By the beach. The sand is rock solid. Completely rock solid and the water's freezing. Oh my god. It's so hard you can drive on it though,

without getting stuck. So far both the things we've listed have been like that. Why should somebody who's just won 15 million stand in for kakal? How new is the brand new mall they keep going on about? Oh it's a couple years old my former high school gave it a porfiri when it first opened that was quite cool. We went didn't we boys? Did we go to a new mall? We did go to the mall. We got a nice meal together. I got sushi. Blink, you miss it, but it's a mall. And they've got a really good Hallenstein Brothers.

Do you remember? And I bought a honey day. Yeah. J.B. Hi-Fi too, don't mention it. Yeah, yeah. They've got a really cool Hallenstein Brothers and a nice hotel we stayed at. I think that's three. Close to Queenstown. Yep, and also close to Fjordland too. Another nice spot.

Five? Okay, that's top five. Did you want the hotel on that? It was a fancy hotel. Do you remember the hotel? I think you're starting to scrape the barrel when you say it's close to different places. It was the hotel room that you guys shared a room and it was a glass between the toilet and the bed.

That's right, I could see Clint pooing. That was so weird. Yeah, it was like a glass wall that separated the bedroom and bathroom. Is that a plus or a minus? I think it's a minus. Yeah. Depends who you're staying with. God they've had a good breakfast though. So we need five more. Yeah if you want to help us out, especially if you are from Inverz or used to be,

10 reasons why people, whoever won the 15 million should stay in Invercargill. Oh there was that place for that shop we went to Meg where you could buy balaclavas, remember that? Oh god, we would look around that for ages! Yeah, balaclavas are us. Yeah, we did. Ah son, we're a great store, it's on Space Street, I know exactly where you're talking about. Interesting they sold balaclavas. 15 million dollar lotto winner came out of Invercargill over the weekend. People are saying they're going to be loading up the moving truck and getting out of there,

so we're trying to come up with reasons why they should stay and Chris has one. Yeah, morning Chris. How's it going guys? Good, we've been informed to get to you quickly because you're in a rush, I find it hard to reasons why they should stay and Chris has one. Yeah, morning Chris. How's it going guys? Good mate. We've been informed to get to you quickly because you're in a rush. I find it hard to believe

if you're still in Invercargill. Yeah, are you still in Invers? Busy man. No, I left here in about 2010 to be honest. Too busy for Invercargill, see? Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, you gotta look at what else is out there.

So if I won the 15 mil, I definitely would choose somewhere else. But one thing if a cargo does have... Do you want people to bring it up, not bring it down? We're down to the reverse of what you said, Chris. Okay, why would someone maybe stay though? They make good pies there. They've got fat bastard pies on pastry.

So they're really decent. I remember when we were down there, someone brought us a power fat bastard pie. Oh really? Yeah, I didn't eat it because I can't stand power. But I mean... Thank you Chris. I mean I'm sure they do good mince and cheese.

But isn't that good? He's left in for cargo and he's still pining over how good the pies are from his hometown. I've got some more things boys, what do you think of this? What about the amazing sled dog racing club? Oh my god, I've always wanted to tick that off my bucket list. I mean it's not a reason why I'd stay. Right, okay. When was the last time you went sled dog racing in Auckland?

Never. Okay, less crime. Good, good. Okay, that is good. But they are a bit more racist. Right, so sort of, you know, taking it good with the bad. That's a text that we've just got out of the book.

I don't think that's a... Longest days in summer? How good is that? That's true, that's true. Also probably longest nights in winter. But they're a bit racist. That's true. What else has someone said?

There's a new rooftop hotel, but they don't let you wear Crocs there. That must mean it's fancy. Oh! Hey Crocs can be fancy. I'm starting to think they are racist now. Cheaper housing prices, you got that right? That's true. Hey crocs can be fancy, I'm starting to think they are racist now. Cheaper housing prices, you got that right? That's true. We can only find like two or three options maybe if you were the $15 million winner.

Much nicer house for a lot less. Bert Munro, someone else has said he's from there. He's dead now though. Is he? So yeah, he was the guy that was the world's fastest Indian. I left him for Kagu. Best decision I've ever made. Maybe our phones are down. Or the text machine or something.

When I said, Carl's just said, the world's fastest Indian, Bertman Rowe, he wasn't actually Indian. He was just a... Yeah. Yeah. But he rode an Indian motorcycle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he wasn't Indian.

No. No. Have you seen the movie? Anthony Hopkins plays it. Yeah. There was another one I saw that I went, oh, has anyone mentioned Demolition World? No. What is that? Produce an EPO.

It's a field full of radish. And you just smashed up. No, no, it's already pre-smashed. You just go and look at it. That sounds like a tip. Is it the tip? It's a bit glorified tip, yeah. I think it's just another word for a tip.

Okay. We're scraping the barrel now. Well, if your neighbour looks like they're loading the moving truck and they're not giving you too many details as to where they're going, maybe they are the $15 million winner. And if it wasn't you, you can win $10,000 coming up next. Someone's also said transport world. Is that just the bus station? Yeah, yeah.

There's every system world. Hey, there's some really good suggestions though you could put into postcode playlists if you want to do with Vakagul this week. Right, I should actually. Yeah. Sorry for Amber Kagel later this week. Clip, Meg and Dan. The Edge 10K.

Easy money. Here we go, $10,000 must be won by 10am Wednesday morning. Wednesday, Wednesday. We'll just continue to keep playing on Wednesday if it doesn't go before then. Yep. Meg is going to give you 10 questions. She'll give you a letter starting between E and Z. Every answer you give must start with that letter.

If you can get through all 10 and 30 seconds without doubling up, you'll win $10,000. Simple. Grace playing this morning. Hey, Grace. Hi there. Hey, Grace. hi there hey grace you ready to play yeah good thank you yeah okay I'm positive your leader is H for Harry okay great here we go good luck grace you can do this oh we've got a weeb your

baller into film just in case you're about to win $10,000, Grace. She doesn't film everybody, Grace. Okay, here we go, Grace. Oh, that's good. I have a couple of long noses, so it's very... A little pressure on me, actually, at this moment. Okay, that's not that much pressure. Just do it. Put a bad oomph.

Grace, name a shape. A hexagon. A brand of beer. A hagan. A brand of beer. A hagen. A pet. A hanser. A school supply. A H-beam pencil. A type of sauce. A HP. A holiday or celebration. A hanukkah. Something round? Hole. Something with four legs? We're quite quick enough but we got through seven. Damn you did really well. How many did you say H? That's a very Australian thing to say.

HB. I think it actually takes longer to say H than H. So maybe that slowed you down a little bit. That's a very Australian thing to say. HB? I love HB. I think it actually takes longer to say H than H. So maybe that slowed you down, I don't know. That was your downfall, the H. Yeah, maybe I'll have to try on Wednesday. I think it was a really great one when you said HB pencil.

I thought, oh she's smart, that's a smart move. Definitely try calling back on Wednesday, Grace. Put on you, Grace. Oh, thank you guys, anyways. I think the pace was just slightly back. Yeah, Grace. Good on you, Grace. Oh, thank you guys, anyways. I think the pace was just slightly back. Yeah, yeah, we got to eight pretty well and there were no passes, so yeah, slightly quicker. All right, well, we will give away $10,000

before 10 a.m. Wednesday. We'll just keep playing until somebody does. We've played enough times with our boss. We've gotta give away some cash. We must be getting close. All right, Who D is Dan? It happens on a Friday, but something has happened on the show this

morning that has given us a great idea to start the run-up to Dan's diary early. You mean, Who D is Dan? Dan's diary? Oh yeah. Dan's diary! If it's got anything to do with that, goodness me. I would be jumping, I'm not going on maternity leave. Have you found a diary? If you've found a diary, I'm sticking around maybe. I'm a good birth on the show. Have you found it on the diary? If you've found a diary, I'm sticking around, baby. Please. I'm your birth on the show, Dan Dandando. Well, stick around, because you never know.

On Friday, if you're new to the show, we always get into this. Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Dance! Who dares dance?

Yeah, and we always find a new stunt to put Dan through his paces. Sometimes it's not a stunt, though, is it? Sometimes you're getting me to call someone or... Yeah. I feel like I've had a couple of fails recently. You have, Dan. I need a win. Oh, Gil needs a win.

You got to the top of the Sky Tower. That was a win. That was a win. You did not stand up Jet Skiing. That was one of the most depressing times of Mike's radio career. He just got water boarded behind a boat really. In a lake full of duck poo. And then recently tried to prank Clint's mum but they didn't work either. So this one a little different and this one has just recently been inspired Clint. Yeah earlier this morning you were just talking about how you ordered

a new battery for your adult remote control car. And it is, the kid couldn't control this. Too fast? Yeah it's too dangerous. This thing goes 50 kilometres an hour, up to 100 which I've purchased a new battery. Why do you bring it everywhere? Because it's, why spend $600 on an item you don't take everywhere? Okay fair, you know what fair.

What is it? Cost per usage? So you just use it every day and it brings the cost right down. So Dan was bragging about how he ordered a new battery and it arrives, it's going to double the speed or whatever, so it goes faster than Meg's actual car. And then he was talking about... That's not hard though.

He got carried away talking about Nitro Circus and how they could probably use it in the shows to jump things. And then this was said, jumping three people is not cool. No, but I'll tell you what it is, 10 people. circus and how they could probably use it in the shows to jump things and then this was said jumping three people's not cool no but I'll tell you what is ten people ten people your car could jump ten people your car could jump ten people yeah I think it would I genuinely think it can a hundred kilometers an hour if you had a ramp perfectly yeah at least 10 people I would have said. Oh at least!

10 people max. 10 people max. The intro. Jumping three people's not cool. No but I'll tell you what is. 10 people. 10 people. So come Friday morning. Ten people.

So come Friday morning... We dare you to jump your remote control car over ten people. Easy? So easy. Easy. Right, it might not be as easy when you hear who we kind of want to jump. Yeah, and we don't have a ramp yet, but our producer Carl says he will build it. Right. And they will come.

I've literally just put a Bunnings order in, man. I've got a whole bunch of materials on the way. Okay. So we're actually doing this. I'm jumping people. I'm gonna build you a ramp, man. You're gonna jump people. Oh Meg, you could lay down. No, I'm not laying down.

I'm not risking my life. We could put the ramp over your baby bump. Right, but. It's quite a large remote control car. Like, it's not. It would hurt you. Yeah, if it fell on me. Like it's the size of like a large gym bag. Yeah, and I'm not compensating for anything.

It's just a regular size remote control car that most people would own. It's just a pretty average size. I would be more worried about destroying my $600 remote control toy. Well, the thing is Clint, the difference between you and I is I'm a good driver, so I can keep it on its wheels.

Well, you do have a McLaren hat on, so. And that proves it. Formula One team. Yeah. Okay so we need to start compiling a list of ten people who will lay down. Meg has decided to not lay down with her expectant baby. Yeah, funnily enough that's something I'm not keen on doing. You can lay face down, protect the baby.

I can't lay on my stomach. Not with that attitude. Okay, well then we'll find 10 other people. Producer Carl? Jump the Bump does have a nice ring to it though. Jump the Bump! Imagine that intro. Jump the Bump!

That would be who Dan's Meg. Why would I care and why would I trust Dan with his car? For a bit of fun. That's why. Dan just bought a new battery for his remote control car. Supposedly now instead of going 50km an hour, it goes a thousand kilometres or something. Oh yeah, 5,000 milliamp hour lipo. And Dan said it could, it's so fast,

it could jump quite a few people. Jumping three people's not cool. No, but I'll tell you what it is. 10 people. 10 people. All right, so Friday Hoodie is Dan, let's see if Dan can clear 10 people with his car. I really need to learn how to shut my mouth. I mean there would be no fun in that though, would there, Cliff? Do you know what as well, the reason why you also will not lay down in the stunt mech,

is because Nathan pointed out, you count for two. So then he'd only be, he'd be jumping nine, but Baby makes 10 and he gets off sort of scot free. You're right Claire, that's my main reasoning. You're right. Yeah, that's my main reasoning for not wanting to. If she laid on her side though, that's two. Cause the belly, like the.

Yeah. Right. And it would protect it, your back. You're saying when I'm side on, I'm the same size as two people standing in front of each other. When you're pregnant. You're saying when I'm side on, I'm the same size as two people standing in front of each other? When you're pregnant. Shh, dad, remember the mouth thing.

Okay, I should need to stop. Use the mouth. I don't need to. Okay, so we need a lineup of 10 people. You can be one if you'd like going into the edge, but we would like a few special people in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we thought, who's the most supportive of Dan,

who loves him more than anybody else? That might be his wife, Hannah. Oh, gosh. I know she's got a serious job, much more serious than yours. Yeah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. Hello. How did they rope you to coming on? Oh, I don't know.

Are you free Friday, Hannah, to lay down and let Dan jump over you with his very expensive remote control toy? Yes I am. When I encouraged him to buy this remote control car I thought this was going to be him going off doing his thing and I could get a little bit of time to myself and now I'm getting roped into more stuff. They've been jumping you with it.

So much, she's like, get her out of the house. Go play with your car for an hour or so. I know you're into horses, Hannah. Do you get Dan to lay down and you jump over him with your hobby? Yeah, fantastic idea. Fantastic idea. I think the risk of injury is much higher with a hoof than it is with a remote-controlled car. Alright, Hannah, well, I guess you're the first one.

So where would you like to be in the lineup? Do you want to be first, like fourth, tenth? I have, like I've got so much faith in Dan and his abilities, but I'm going to be number one. Oh no, that's going backwards, that's not, that's the safest place to be. You don't want to be near the end where the risk is falling. So you're hard up against the ramp. Yeah, right at the start.

Right at the start. Okay, so you are in. Hey, what's your son, what's George doing? Does he have daycare on Friday? Yeah, he's busy, he's busy that day. Yeah, he's all good, he's got care. Oh, bugger. Damn, because he would have counted.

He would have counted for another body. Okay. I don't think it's still enough though. Yeah, but that adds more danger, not knowing if the 10th child will move. He's still enough though. Yeah, but that adds more danger, not knowing if the tenth child will move. It's gonna jump off. Yeah. Okay, so we've got our first person locked in,

we need nine other people. Yeah. Thank you Hannah, we'll see you Friday morning, what a treat. See you Friday. See you in a bit, yeah. You're such a flirt, he's just flirting with your wife. He's so pretty with my wife,

he always does that. Every time. He's married. It's so obvious. wife and he always does it. Every time. He's married. It's so obvious. It's nice to see her. What a treat. Yeah, well, unfortunately, her ride is closed, alright?

Yes, unfortunately. Why'd you say unfortunately, Dad? For Clint. Oh, okay. Not for her. I don't want her to... Anyway. Okay, well, if you do want to volunteer to lay down, then I'll wait under the edge and

we'll see if we can start compiling a team after Dan ran his mouth and said that he could. Nathan sticks through saying, I vote Clint number 10, someone wants you to die. Carl nine and Neeps eight. There we go. Okay. Happy with that, Nathan. Happy with that. There we go.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Can't deal with Meg. Beyonce just had her Cabo Cato tour in Paris and I asked you boys, you know, who you're having to think about, who you'd wish you'd bring out, but have you been to a concert before where they brought somebody out on stage as a surprise? Oh there was that time, Machu from 660 came out and sang with Teddy Swims, but that wasn't a surprise to us because Dan and I were backstage hanging out with Machu before he went out.

But it was a surprise when he walked in backstage and we were like, oh, there's Machu. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go out. Yeah, yeah. That's when we were hanging out with Teddy Swims doing shots and stuff. Right. So no, that wasn't a surprise to us. Oh, did they tell him?

When did you ask Machu that? Tell him the thing you asked Machu when you were just trying to make conversation. So awkward. Because Clint had started a conversation, it was the three of us. And Clint and him were riffing, and I was having a laugh, and I was sort of like giggling along. And then Clint went away. Oh god, oh god, don't.

It's always scary when Clint just leaves. And I hate making conversation with people. You've got my safety blanket, stop it. So it was just Machu and I, and he's like holding this contraption in his hand. I was like, what the hell? It looks like a little lightsaber type thing. I was like, and it was like silence. I'm like, what's in your hand, Machu? That's cool. What is that? He goes, it's my baby. I think anybody, like, and I was like, and I had to be like,

No, vaping is not cool, Dan. And I had to be like, oh, vaping is not cool, Dan. And I had to be like... Oh, cool. Combo over, eh? At that point. Yeah, it's totally ugly. I guarantee you, Meg, he turned around and was like, I'm done with you, man. He does that thing when you see somebody looking for anybody else in the room.

You know, when you're talking to them. I don't even know if he vapes or not. He might have just been holding it. I don't know. God, that scared me up. Oh, it was embarrassing. Get to be there. Shocking. So no, Meg, God, it was embarrassing. I didn't even know this. Get to be there.

Shocking. So no, the answer's, no, it was a long answer. A long answer. Yeah, it's a very long answer, boys. Two minutes into my scandal. Beyonce brought out Jay-Z. Oh! I thought that would be, you guys would get hyped for that.

Yeah, I would actually fizz that. Perform Crazy in Love Together, have a listen. I remember at Mount Smart Stadium when Jay-Z opened for U2 years ago, we all kept thinking this was gonna happen and he was gonna bring Beyonce out because they were holidaying together, she never did. Yeah, I think because they're touring together, you kind of hope and expect him tonight, he must have just been keen. I think touring, like, imagine,

they're not doing this though, like Jay-Z does the first hour and a half and then Beyonce does the last hour and a half. No, he's not been a part of the show. A double hitter. He's not been a part of the show, it's been the Beyonce show. What the heck have they done that? Well, I guess because,, he's not been a part of the show. A double hitter. He's not been a part of the show. What?

Why haven't they done that? Well, I guess because I don't know. I wonder what the conversation. What's the next thing they have tonight? Because they're married, I wonder what the conversation is between them when she asks them to come out. She's like, hey babe, can you come out and do me a favour and come out on stage tonight? He's like, no, no, no.

And then like they're just having an idea. I think it's the other way around. I think it's him going, please let me come on stage. She's like, no, this is my tour. He's had a few dreams, he's like just one time. Please babe, please you're far more successful than me. Don't you think? Yeah maybe.

He'd be begging her than the other way around. She wouldn't be begging Jay-Z to come out, it's Beyonce. True. I reckon they're probably doing like rich people bets. Now that if you lose, you have to come out and do Crazy in Love in London and he's like deal. I love that. And he lost. If you want to see it be on Saturday 3, 3, 4, 3 on the 7th. I'll tell you what, Valeria doesn't want to see it. She's just text through saying they're both crap. Oh, Valeria. Hey, speaking of betting, you can bet on anything. I bet on some made a

few little bets. Hey just bet responsibly whatever you do. On the weekend. Right. Yeah yeah yeah. They call them the gamblers. Why are you laughing? Oh god yuck what did you bet on? Well you just bet on anything but I ended up winning.

So left walked away. What do you think I'm betting on? I know what you would have bet on Clinton, John Randall. What? I know you and your wife would have had a stupid little bet. You would have thrown a ball into a basket and said if I get this ball into that basket over there you have to do this and you would have done it. Poor Jamie. Is that, am I correct? You can bet on everything, we can even bet, we're gonna bet on Meg's baby next.

Are we? Yeah, Meg if you lose. We'll be finding out the results of this I think a little later than a week hopefully, Yeah, Meg, if you lose. We'll be finding out the results of this I think a little later than a week, hopefully. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully. The baby bet on my baby. The big baby bet. No, just baby bet. Let's call it the baby bet. I'm meaning like the bet is the big bet.

The baby's big bet. Maybe that's better. I can't even know, it might be a big baby. Big baby bet. Okay, can we go first? Of course. I'm gonna go nine pound one. I'm going another girl and I'm going July 24th. It's going to arrive.

That's my birthday. On Meg's birthday, you're gonna share your birthday. You don't wanna joint birthday. I know, but that's a nightmare. That's how it's gonna go. Damn, that is a nightmare. I hope you're wrong, Clint. I really do.

I hope you're wrong on the weight and the date. I don't mind. I'm gonna go 9th of July, much earlier, because I think you're ready to pop now. So I reckon you'll go off for like a week and then it'll come. I'm gonna go, it's a girl. Both girls? Both girls, two girls. 94 pounds. Oh jeez, she's having a 14 year old!

9.4, sorry 9.4, I'd written it down. 94 pounds is like 40 kilo baby. Holy moly. I know I look big, but jeez. 9.4. 9.4 would jeez. Yeah, you'd have to get the jaws of life to get it out. Four or so kgs.

It'd be like one of those Russian dolls. Yeah, they're like, bring in the crane. Okay, let's go to Cassandra. Somebody's running these down. Then we're keeping them, because I want to see. Yeah, I think that's what producers do. Okay, great. Can you just put 9.4, not 94? Just wanted that. Cassandra, is somebody running these down? No, we're keeping them, because I want to see what the producers do. Yeah, I think that's what producers do. Okay, great.

Can you just put 9.4, not 94, is one of that. Cassandra. Good morning. Morning, Cass. So date, weight, sex. Okay, I think you're gonna go next Wednesday. No. Okay.

Oh no, so Mick's gonna have like four days, madly. Okay, so that makes- Don't do that to me. That makes one date, does that make- I think it's gonna to be a boy. Okay. And I think it's going to be nine pounds 15 hours. Oh for God's sake why is he putting him in the nine pound bag? Almost 10 pounds.

I can't say how much I hope you're wrong Cassandra but thank you very much. I've taken it from the weight what your daughter was when she was born. Yes. Because when I had my three children, my daughter was seven pound one. Yeah. Sorry, my son was seven pound one, my daughter was six pound fifteen, and my other one was seven pound fifteen. None of them, 94 pounds, interestingly. None of them actually made that much.

Okay, let's go to Jamie. Jamie, what's your guess? Morning, babe, how you doing? Good morning, Jamie. We haven't figured out the price, but we'll find money or something. Oh, yeah, it's go to Jamie. Jamie, what's your guess? Morning, team, how you doing? Morning, Jamie.

We haven't figured out the prize, but we'll find money or something. Oh yeah, it's going to have to be decent. We'll get the boss to lock in the, it'll be cash amount. Yeah. Okay. So if you're right on this,

you'll win this money, Jamie. What's your bet? Righty-o. On 4th of July. Okay. Okay. 9 down 2. Okay.

Where are the callers that are saying she's going to be little? Like, you know, like 8-something. 9 down 10. Okay, now you can't. Nine pound two. Okay, where are the callers that are saying she's going to be little? Like eight something. Nine pounds two. A wee boy. A boy! Okay. Okay, so you think...

Actually, so he's only saying Thursday next week. So Cassandra said Wednesday next week, Fourth of July is Thursday next week. Also, James said, why are babies weighed in pounds? I don't know. I feel like that's the only thing where we still use pounds now. Okay, let's go to Carlaine. Carlain, what's your guess? Good morning! Good morning, Carlain.

I think you're going to be on the 1st of July. It's going to be a little pill and she's only going to weigh, what did I say? I think I said 3.2 kilos. 3.2? Oh, you saw a little one. That's seven pounds something. I think, you know what, unfortunately, Carlain, I think they're already about that with my latest scan. But in saying that, you're saying she's due next week, if that's the case, so that would work. And sometimes the scans are wrong, Meg. Yeah, they do. They say it's either way 0.5.

What about in the Friends episode where they go, and we better get ready because the second one's coming any minute now. And then Phoebe's a second one How can that happen? No one's ever had twins and not known they were having twins right? Unless you didn't have any scan Maybe you can find out like later, but like unless you have any no scan Somebody said you said she's gonna be so little so it's a girl. No, I don't know

I'm just going on what ever anybody's guessing. Carlyle guessed a girl so I said she Okay, but I don't know the sex of the baby. A lot of guesses coming through so we're gonna have to correlate them and come up with a final... I mean we'll know who's closest once the baby's born. Yeah you can keep texting and I guess because we're just gonna put them on the list and then whoever wins when we find out. Cool we'll get a cash amount from the boss. I think he's always sick today otherwise we'd have that locked in but he's got lots of money. Cause he did turn around and say that we have to give away easy money.

The $10,000 by 10 a.m. Wednesday. Cause we've been playing for too long and no one's been winning. He's rich, hey. So Wednesday, which is Wednesday. We will just continue to play over and over and over and over until somebody wins 10 grand. So our show could just be filled with easy money.

Yeah, good. The whole show. Every time we talk, we're just trying to give easy money. Yeah, good. Every time we talk we're just trying to give away money. Yep, I imagine so. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! Meg has an idea that she put on our group chat. This is so stupid it's been brought to you by the way. You guys are little losers.

It was a simple little... Little losers? It was just a... Why have we got this music? What are you even doing? Honestly, it was a fleeting moment and I thought, oh, I'll send that through. This will be a step into the beautiful radio mind, the brain of Meg Mansell that she's just constantly thinking about content.

She's got an idea for a couple of people who work here. We have Grant, who's got about 30 years experience with audio engineering. One of the best years. Best years in New Zealand. He made the first ever radio ad. I think he's won more radio awards than anybody in the country. And then middle management, Fipsy as well, who's Robin to his Batman. And the two of them are in charge of the sound I come Batman and throbbin That's what I call

A little thing for them I thought they're busy guys and they can't listen to every song that's ever come out and I do I listen to every new song That comes out that I think we could play on the edge and I heard something I thought you know what that would make them happy that would that will make Grant's Day that'll make Phipps's morning, Monday morning Did you listen to a song? Yes and then I thought you know what they'll love that Lord says the edge That's it the full stop She says the edge in the song?

She sings the edge Oh that's gold for her Oh yes there you go So Batman's coming up what about's for them? Okay well we need to hear it cause Lady Gaga did a really good one. That's a classic. Oh god, we milked that out, didn't we? Yeah, yeah.

Dua Lipa's done one before. Oh yeah. Actually, I think we made, you guys probably made this sweeper out of that. Hey, this is Dua Lipa, and this is dance the night. It's another fresh new hit Hey, actually do it. Do you want to do this one on the edge? Yeah, maybe like a bit more like singy Yes, that's it Some of my best work What a gift I've got for you Lorde's latest song we, The Hammer, right at the very end, she says our station name.

Could have said it a little clearer. Yeah, a bit fuzzy, isn't it? One more time. Yeah, it's a little fuzzy. A bit quicker as well. Yeah, a bit more momentum. She doesn't say it anywhere else. She does just before that part too.

She goes... I like that one. So the hand both together is very clear. You know what you do with it, what you like. Meg just comes up with the ideas. You do the heavy lifting. She can't spoon feed you for a sad finish mate. If you can't come up with a creative way to use that, then that's your problem.

Is there any suggestions on what Meg could do in her job? I'll leave that. Nearly as. Oh no, I think probably just maybe not scrolling through our sale emails for Bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got her! Got her! not scrolling through our sale emails for Bed Bath & Beyond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they get a new job maybe. Yeah, I've deleted that one. Got it! Got it!

But no, aside from that, mate, no, you do it. You do it. You do an amazing job, yeah. Thank you. No, I'm very helpful. Did Bed Bath & Beyond mention the edge at all in anywhere else? No, no, I was just, that's what I was doing,

but see, I was checking to see if they had anything, any mentions of the edge. They don't. And do you know what, I think, I think Clinton Dan, to be honest, could probably take a leaf out of your book. Look at you, working on, you know, outside your business hours, you're hustling for the station. What did you guys do outside of business hours over the weekend? She's working outside of her business hours and then she's doing social stuff during her business hours.

Yeah, it's like the moment stuff, haven't I? I tried to make a baby over the weekend. Alright well, hey good luck with that. If we do hear that on station. That would be really good. Yeah. Look, feel it for your cat, Meg. Would you like a credit? Would you like to voice the thing?

You know the edge voice that's like, the edge. Do you want to do it? Yeah, I'd like to be on this one. Okay. Didn't he used to be the rock? Yeah, I didn't. I got fired on my birthday. Yeah.

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