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Episode Date: July 13, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the crew kicks off with Meg on the verge of her maternity leave as she awaits the arrival of... her second child. Clint shares his experiences from his recent family trip to Japan, comparing various aspects of life in Japan versus New Zealand. The team also discusses Lorde's upcoming tour, launching a sweepstakes for fans to guess Meg's baby's birth details, and the popular ‘Hit the Spot’ game makes a thrilling return with a Lorde-themed challenge. In addition, there's an open mic for listeners to vent their frustrations, a Gen Z quiz, and a fresh attempt at winning $10,000 with the Edge's 10K Easy Money game. Tune in for a fun and engaging episode full of laughs, interesting topics, and exciting giveaways! 01:21 Meg's Absence and Baby Watch06:45 Clint's Japan Trip and Family Dynamics12:16 Britney Spears' Instagram Drama16:36 Say What You're Thinking: Open Lines21:55 Naughty @ 6:40: German Joke...28:55 Haircut Dilemma: Do Guys Notice?36:24 New Segment: Air NZ Dream Seat41:34 Lorde's New Album and Tour46:54 Japan vs. New Zealand54:59 $10,000 Giveaway01:05:14 Gen Z Quiz Challenge01:09:18 Meg's Baby Sweepstakes

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meaghan, Dan podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content, preparing the latest in music and celeb news,
Starting point is 00:00:26 restocking the prize cupboard and sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee, fasten your seatbelt and turn up your radio. Because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. Woo! Good morning! We're back baby! Oh yes, oh yeah we are.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Clint's forgotten his headphones. Hold on. I was like, I'm forgetting something. Dan Kurt, what? And I was like, I'm forgetting something in Dangoos. What? And I was like, I don't know. And then just as I went to the mic, I was like, I haven't got my headphones on. It would have been away for two weeks, you'd have forgotten how to do your job. It's like showing up on the building site and going, cool, I'm just going to nail in some of these. With a hammer.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Nails, what do I do with, what do I, yeah, what do I used to do that with? Where is that? Anyway, yeah, here for a drop. Speaking of things that are not here, Ash, who is supposed to be covering for Meg, is also away, just for the day, she's ill. Sorry, you've just got the lads today. She's from Australia,
Starting point is 00:01:34 and she's not used to this brutal winner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I tell you what, we're built differently over here in New Zealand. Can get down to 14 degrees in Auckland sometimes. They get 20 days sick leave over in Australia. Yeah. And I have a measly 10.
Starting point is 00:01:48 And they're thinking you're getting rid of that. Anyway, we will touch base with Meg, find out how her holiday is going. Growing her second child at eight. I'm pretty sure she still is very depressingly pregnant. Yeah, I put on my Instagram, deliberately by the way, the video promoting that Ash is gonna be on the show for the next few months. And I said, oh, introducing Ash, she's going to be joining us Monday before when you feel sick.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Whilst Meg's away on holiday having a second child. Oh my god, you should have seen how quickly I caught my limit. It was just like, my DMs were like, bing,ing bing bing. Growing a baby is not a holiday. It's not a holiday Clint even if you say it. Okay well I guarantee Mick's going to Muffin Break at some point today and how many times are you going to Muffin Break today? Not once Clint. Exactly. Not once. Although it does sound lovely. Oh it bloody does. Clint, Mick and Dan. Oh my gosh. Uh no Mick she's uh off for the next wee while but we'll catch up with her at 8 o'clock and find out how she's going with baby watch. Or is it like Shark Week and we call it like baby week? Yeah, it could be either. I don't know if she'd appreciate it being called Shark Week.
Starting point is 00:02:56 No. But we'll give it a bash. I mean like on Discovery where they have like Shark Week and everyone gets really excited because this is the week they just do sharks. Yeah, I get what you mean. Just explaining it more I, is kind of mansplaining it and rubbing it in really. But I think Meg is, she's ready, from what I understand. She's kind of like, I think this week. I saw a lady the other day at the zoo. I was at the zoo and she came up to me and she got a photo and she was like, Meg will have her baby by Friday. And was last week so she was wrong. I thought she meant this Friday, I was like, oh, so she was wrong. I love people who come in with such, like, assurity in what they're saying, like they know.
Starting point is 00:03:35 And then they're just, they're just blatantly wrong. She bless her though, she was adamant. It's like she had a dream. She was like, Meg will have the baby by Friday. I said Meg's gonna have her baby on her birthday, which is 24th of July, and Meg said she bits the house. I'm like, oh my god, I hope that's not the case. There's nothing worse than sharing a birthday. Well imagine having a baby on her birthday and her losing the house. Yeah true. Yeah so. What a gift. I said you're on Meg, so I still think it's a wee way off, but I think she's had enough. So we thought maybe we could theme our 6am throwback around Meg trying to get this baby out of her.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Now I've googled songs about childbirth and it's Slim Pickens, if I'm honest. We've got Salt and Pepper Push It. Oh, I don't hate it. Salt and Pepper Push It Push it real good Now do you think this is actually about childbirth or they're pushing something else? I think it could be used for a variety of things. Another one that comes up is James Bay, one of our favourite artists Clint.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh yeah love James. A song called Let It Go, not the Frozen one, but this one. Oh yeah okay I got it. I got it in the system. Oh it is in tune. one but this one oh yeah okay got it Leave it to the breeze Why don't you be you And I need you Any ideas from you, Clint?
Starting point is 00:05:10 Because I meant the two that I've got are kind of... I mean, we would play James Bay. I don't know if Salt and Pepper we would play. You also threw out Ed Sheeran's small bump. But she's passed the small bump. It's quite a huge bump. Oh, it's a massive bump. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:24 It almost looks like there could be two babies there. Yeah. But I think the ending of the song is a very sad, um, yeah, British carl. Oh you've missed out Justin Bieber, Baby Baby Baby. Oh that's a classic. You know? Probably a bit more on our wheelhouse. Meg hates that song though.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Do you know why? Even she's not here, who cares? Do you know why I reckon... Yeah, that's... Yeah, true. And to fit so, cause Justin's just released his brand new album, Swag. That's what I'm thinking, yeah. He's cooking it with his first big hit.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Well, what about JoJo? That would be my suggestion. Leave, get out. Now that's a good one. Now that's a good one. I think we're on a good one. I think we're all good with her. Yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Let's play some Jojo. Yeah. This is going out to Meg's unborn baby. Okay. Move, get out. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. That song going out to Meg, who is probably in her last week of pregnancy, I'd imagine. We'll catch up with her just after 8 o'clock and find out how things are moving along.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I think she's, I think in the next two days, we're gonna have a baby. Oh really? Oh God, yes. Oh yeah. Are you thinking, are you thinking girl baby too? I'm thinking girl. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I'm thinking they're gonna be a girl family and I think, I reckon it's gonna be today or tomorrow. Genuinely. The only guy in that family will be her husband, Guy. Yeah, not confusing at all, but his name's Guy. Yeah, yeah. That's great. Good to be back though, because we've been away for two weeks.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Clint, you had an exciting holiday because you went to Japan with your family. Yeah, I went to Japan for a couple of weeks. Got back on Friday morning, still trying to adjust. It was only three hours, but I'm three hours ahead, So when I woke up at four, it felt like one. Right, so yes, Japan is behind us though, aren't they? In time-wise. Like when you were over there. Yeah, like if I was waking up at sort of like nine,
Starting point is 00:07:15 it was your midday. Yeah. Now, one thing I got from your Instagram, from your sharing on social media while you were over there is you were stoked to be there with your kids. We need to talk about this at some point. At what age does taking kids away on holidays stop becoming a waste of money? Because I remember even like when we were at Disney Sea in Tokyo and we were like remember Disneyland? When we went in Orlando a couple years ago and Ty was like, looked at me like I've never been to Disneyland before. I was like, you have? Two years ago? So he's eight.
Starting point is 00:07:50 So he's obviously stored no memories from when he was six. So I'm like, there's that. Then there's also like, they just think it's a holiday for them. So they're always bickering and fighting and you're like, I had the times I had to say, guys this is your mum and dad's holiday as well. Like, and you're like I had the men the times I had to say guys this is your mum and dad's holiday as well like and you're ruining it I know it's just I don't know sometimes I just think they are just a waste of money to take over because it doubles the trip I think what you've described there is privilege but I mean it looked like a fun trip they wanted to go on a Ferris wheel and I was like you're not going on a Ferris wheel because you just went to bowling and had an ice cream.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Yeah. And speaking of privilege, I mean, on the flight over there, Meg and I talked about this because you left a couple of days before we left. Sometimes you get an upgrade, don't you, to business class from economy. Not often. And... Not often and so have you did.
Starting point is 00:08:41 What a treat. And Clint got upgraded. The thing was he was with his family, his two children and his beautiful wife, Jamie. And you'd think he'd go, Jamie, take the business class seat and go forth and enjoy. But instead you took it. Okay, nice.
Starting point is 00:08:58 So I just wanted to sort of go through your thinking. I wanted to hear from you, how you got to that conclusion. Great, because right now if you tuned out and went and listened to ZM I look like a C next Tuesday. But when you have all the facts you go oh I probably would have done what Clint did. So what happened was we had a voucher with our air points for a request upgrade. So it's like you get to request it and then they think about it and they could still deny you and it was going To expire on the 30th of June now. We were leaving on the 28th of June
Starting point is 00:09:30 So it was like I have we have to put it in and see what happens. Okay, don't have to And then it's not business it's premium economy because you only get to go up one level so we're in economy So you get a premium? Anyway, it just keeps saying pending, like all month, all week leading up. And then even on the day that we were flying, I still had, you know, 46 D, like right next to 46. Sounds like you were refreshing it heaps,
Starting point is 00:09:55 just to double check. You were desperate to find out, am I sitting with my family? Please no, please no. You were like, a little bit, and then like right up to the gate, like right up. Please no, please no And then like right up to the gate like right up it's like I'm still sitting with them all I just want to know like have you seen the request because I can't put it in coming home because it's gonna expire It still says pending what's going on?
Starting point is 00:10:23 Because it's gonna expire and still say pending what's going on? I go to the kids can being in the being and I'm like I'm going last What a noise! Mine was much higher! It was like a winning identity! Like when you win $14 in a lotto ticket! Yeah, it'd make you feel like you've won the million! And then she goes, oh excuse me sir, you're gonna have to just step over here and deal with my colleague. The colleague was much better dressed than her. He was! He looked like a manager! He was in a penguin suit.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He goes, come here, sir. Come down to premium economy, my darling. Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, my wife goes, what was all that about? And I said, you'll see. Oh my god. Honestly. When he told me to sit down in the premium seats.
Starting point is 00:11:22 So I said to my wife, I'll do the first six hours and you do the second. Because the second six hours is the best. Yeah. You know? That's when you want to sleep. That's when you want to relax. Your legs are going to sleep.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Everything. My wife had a turn for like an hour and a half. And then she said, I'm going to go back with the kids. And I was like, sue yourself. It's your six hours. And she didn't want it. And then my son had to go and I was like, mate, you're like eight years old.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Economy is premium for you. The seat's like twice your width, mate. Wasted on a child, for sure. So anyway, so I ended up getting it for a little bit longer than her, but we were gonna split it 50-50. And she really wanted to be with the children. Well, that is why Clint is a saint.
Starting point is 00:12:02 He let his wife on a nine hour flight have it for an hour. What a guy. What a man. Husband goals. It's 11 hours to Japan. Oh my god. Clint, Megan, Dan, let's go.
Starting point is 00:12:15 With web girl Bella joining us on here this morning because we're about to get into some scandal. Britney Spears put up a post that I ended up screenshotting the caption off because I was like, she'll probably pull that down when she wakes up in the morning and realise what she's done. No, no, no. It's still here. It's still there.
Starting point is 00:12:33 16 hours later. So what's Britney up to? Because I love Britney, don't we? Yeah, and I like that she's now in charge of her own life and doing her thing. But now I also do see maybe why her dad was like let me look after your finances so that you don't get taken advantage of and I don't know blow it all. Yeah because she's not under a conservatorship anymore. Not anymore. But someone would go hmm should she still be? So this reel is just her dancing um
Starting point is 00:13:02 So this reel is just her dancing And like a little pink get up like Like almost looks like talks. Yeah, she likes her dancing videos though. She don't you know, I think they make her happy pink talks She's got like black boots on and like a cowboy hat. Yeah, and she's just filming herself in the lounge She's done that many a times and she's it is it all up Yeah, and she's written a bit of a caption Yeah That's the caption is what I want to go through with you, Bella, to try to understand what is going on,
Starting point is 00:13:29 because it sounds like she's doing some massive life changes if what she's saying is legit. Yeah, let's put the caption. Okay, so it starts. I haven't worked out in years, so I put this little pink one piece on and played. How are you beautiful people this morning? I need coffee.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And I want to let you guys know that I adopted a beautiful baby girl. Okay wait. Oh god now that's a one. That's massive right? So I'm like is she talking about like a dog or like she doesn't say right? She doesn't say she just says the name Lennon London Spears. Have you googled it? So I've googled it there's not much on it so I don't think anyone knows, but it has said that she has made arrangements to adopt a real life baby girl, like a human. What? Is she allowed to?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Well, I think she is, technically. I mean, there would be... You still have to meet all the criteria. Criteria. But if she said she's doing it and it's happening, then I'd imagine she's maybe passed the criteria. I mean, she's got money. Yeah, and also... Yeah, okay. like, oh, you're rich enough. But I mean, maybe Brittany is so clever
Starting point is 00:14:30 that she's trolling us all with this type of stuff and she thinks it's hilarious that we take the bait every time. Anyway, she also goes into talk about how this is a 30-second, this is 30 seconds of my random silly workout. I hate working out, but three hours of my footage was all stolen.
Starting point is 00:14:44 So she's clipped three hours of her workout into 30 seconds of silly workout. I hate working out, but three hours of my footage was all stolen. So she's clipped three hours of her workout into 30 seconds. And that's the best. The other two hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds wasn't good enough for Instagram. I'd love to see that other two hours. Cause if that's the best she's got, boy oh boy. Three hours.
Starting point is 00:14:58 But she's ended the caption with another bomb. I've decided to move to Italy. Oh, there she goes. So she's not only adopting a little girl, but she's also moving to Italy. Unless it's an Italian girl, and she has to move there for the adoption. At Wrexham, you know that person at school
Starting point is 00:15:15 that'll do like a post, but it's just attention seeking? You know, like they'll go like, I'm doing all this, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. And you're like, are you actually doing any of that though? Or are you just wanting people to be like, oh my God, that's amazing? Well, the captions are turned off,
Starting point is 00:15:27 so it kind of makes you wonder that. I noticed that too. You can't comment on anything. Cause I guess she just doesn't want to hear from the haters. She doesn't really care what you have to say. You can either like it or share it. I went to, speaking of Britney Spears, I was in Vegas like a few years ago
Starting point is 00:15:40 and I went to see her concert. I just got like, it was the only thing on that night. And I was like, oh, we'll go to the show. Oh, sad. Sad. I love you boys. In Vegas there's always something. That was the only thing.
Starting point is 00:15:52 No, but I mean like, you know, there was Penn and Teller, which is like a magic show, boring, all going to Britney Spears. So we decided to go to Britney Spears. Oh, I would have taken the magic. And she was phenomenal. It was a great show. More than the biggest pop site ever.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah but this was like after she'd gone a little bit cranky. You know, so I wasn't expecting much. But it was a fantastic show. She was a great dancer. Still got it. Yeah, I think she was lip-syncing. But I mean it was apart from that, a great show. How many years ago was that? Six years ago? Seven years ago?
Starting point is 00:16:21 It was post-Umbrella incident. Remember she used to also be like a judge on like America's Got Talent with Simon Cowell and stuff now looking at this latest video on Instagram she has no criteria people who got told no by Britney's miss watching this video is going oh you can talk thanks for that Bella thanks for covering say what you're thinking is up next open lines first calls there's anything going on that we need to know about. It's been a while the last couple of weeks. We want to hear from you.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And the thing is with this one, you can say anything. Cause it's 6 a.m. You're not going to need to go through a producer really. You can just come on. You can spout anything. Go crazy. You could swear if you want. Oh gosh.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Yeah. You could say some controversial stuff. No, that's when it's on me. Cause then I got to make sure I get rid of them before they offend anybody. Exactly. No one's gonna get fired apart from Clint. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast.
Starting point is 00:17:10 We've got a new segment, which we wanted to do this morning, and it's a risky one, because we opened up the lines and you can basically say whatever you want. No producer. You just come on, say what you want.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Okay. I'll kick it off. Okay. It feels like you brought this up just so you can say something and not get in trouble for it. No, it's just an example, isn't it? Okay. What you could say.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Okay. People that drive Toyota Equus. The little hybrids, you know those little Toyota things. They're used in Ram Raids a lot. And I think they're the number one stolen car in New Zealand. Oh, well against the ram raids. The shittest drivers out there. Whenever I see someone...
Starting point is 00:17:54 No, they're deliberately driving into those jewellery stores. No, take them out of the equation. People that drive Toyota Aquas, I'm gonna say it, the scum of the earth, they can't drive. Whenever I see a Toyota Aqua on the road, I avoid it like the plague. And I suggest you do too. The amount of times I've nearly been wiped out by a Toyota Aqua,
Starting point is 00:18:17 nightmare. Yeah, this is just a chance for you to whinge about stuff and get away with it, because if other people are whinging as well, then... But it's fine. Doesn't seem so bad for you. Vanessa, have a whinge, babe. Morning.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Good morning, boys, how are we? Yeah, good, whinge away, sis. Well... Well, I'm feeling a little bit fucked off. Oh! Okay, now we said, when we said whinge, not at any point did we say swear away. You said you could do what you want, Dan.
Starting point is 00:18:47 You did say that, so I'm gonna give Vanessa a pass there one time. No, okay, that's fine Vanessa. Okay. No more from me. So my so-called best friend, it was her birthday in the weekend. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:58 So we had organized to maybe, you know, catch up and do something. So I messaged her, I phoned her on Friday, hey, what are you doing tomorrow? She said, well, I've got all in the morning with my son and then I'm going to Auckland to meet up with the seller that she meets up with. So I was like, ah, okay, well,
Starting point is 00:19:17 she's chosen the seller over me. That's fine, it's all good. Okay, well, and how are you, Wiki? Then Saturday comes and she's off with some other people that I don't even know and they're girls. She hasn't even gone to meet the man. That bitch. Oh wow, so she's got a new group of friends that what you don't know about. What? From what I see in the pictures.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Mmm. And I need to be her best friend. Oh, look, you deserve better than that Vanessa. Oh no, you know what? I just comment the eye emojis. You know, just a little side eye, just on the post. Yeah. I don't even want a post.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'm so angry. Yeah, I would be swearing on national radio if I was you as well. That would pester her. That's so right. It was. You know what? At least you've got other friends, Vanessa.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Well, I've jumped to conclusions there. Yeah. Yes, I've got you too. Yes, exactly. Yeah, what, at least you've got other friends Vanessa. Well, I've jumped to conclusions there. Yes, I've got you too. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, you do. Cool, thank you very much for calling Vanessa. Thanks, Ness. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I give you a double pass to the movies, but I worry you've got no one else to take. No, she does. She does? Okay, well then maybe I will do that. Yeah, we shall see you at the movies tomorrow night. I will give you a double pass to I Know What You Did Last Summer, Vanessa. A modern take on the original movie starring Madeline Klein, so I know what you did last summer, Vanessa. Modern take on the original movie, starring Madeline Klein, Sarah Pidgeon,
Starting point is 00:20:28 and Chase Suey Wonders. Now do we want to go to Brian? Because he's apparently... Brian's like, Brian's one of my favourite callers of the year so far. Okay, let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian. Good morning, mate.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Good morning, Dan. I drive at Quimate and I'm complaining about you because you failed your driving test, didn't you? Yes, that's true. Out of the three people that reset their test, myself, Megan Dan, he was the only one that failed. Yeah, but that's why I'm qualified
Starting point is 00:20:58 to talk about other shit drivers. Cause I'm one, takes one to know one. Oh, well maybe you're a shit radio host. Yeah, I don't know. That's not even debatable. That's definitely a fact. There's a lot of whispering about that, actually, behind the scenes. Right. Unfortunately, I'm all they've got.
Starting point is 00:21:15 How long have you been driving the aqua for? A couple of years, mate. It's good on the gas, man. Yeah, but apparently lots of blind spots. Maybe only when they're around you then. Do the indicators work? Yeah mate, they work. Interesting, maybe they blow on some of the ones I've seen.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Anyway, thanks for your call Brian. Thanks bro. I feel like this is just a signal to piss people off. We'll see, we'll give it another run tomorrow and see how it goes. You've got to give everything a go twice. Or is the saying, you give everything a go once? Exactly, well it could be either of those things. And it's like, it opens up the line for people like Brian to stick up for the things we complain about. Oh god, I don't know if we should be doing what we've just done, going into Naughty640.
Starting point is 00:22:02 But yeah, Naughty 640 is up next. It's a joke that you can go into the office today, into the kitchen, into the water cooler, and tell to your friends. It's not actually that naughty, this joke, by the way. It's just a nice above board joke. Well, that would actually work better. Naughty-ish, 640-ish.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Because it is 644 already. We're running a little late. If you are German though, maybe don't actually work better, naughty-ish, 640-ish. Because it is 644 already, we're running a little late. Yeah, if you are German though, maybe don't listen. Webb Giorbella joins us on the show this morning for a new bit that Dan is titled Naughty 640. Yeah, it's just a segment where, and we can do this on a daily basis, maybe it ends up just a weekly basis, where we tell a little joke, On a daily basis, maybe it ends up just a weekly basis, where we tell a little joke, and you on the phones and on the text 3343 can be the judge of how good it is.
Starting point is 00:22:51 If it's good as well, you can kind of take it along to your next staff meeting, or when you're in the kitchen, you just want to get people laughing, bring up morale in the office. And it's gonna be a naughty joke? Well, not always naughty. I think this one's...
Starting point is 00:23:04 Well, doesn't the name suggest that it has to be? Yeah. This one's a little bit naughty. Okay. It's to do with Germans. No! Okay. I mean, nah, like, doesn't that feel like when you go, there's a German guy, an American guy, and...
Starting point is 00:23:24 No, can't do that one. The thing with the... Irish guy. Yeah, an Irish guy. Yeah an Irish guy. They seem safe. I think an Irish joke's a bit done. They've been done to death. The future is German stuff. Yeah, however German. Okay so this one requires a little bit of accent work as well which I'm not great at. If you've heard Sven before. He's from Sweden. So what are you watching? The Swedish guy is gonna pretend to be German? Oh yeah, it's just an adaptation of Sven really. Okay, so here we go. Did you hear about the man that was on holiday in Germany with his dog went to the beach. Is there beaches in Germany or is it landlocked? I don't know, I've never been. So anyway, so is it a lake okay in Germany with his dog and unfortunately they're on a little bridge and his poor dog fell
Starting point is 00:24:11 into the water and the dog couldn't swim it was a disaster. No dog, all dogs can swim. I'm googling it. You, no, can all dogs swim? You know what's bad when you're telling a joke is people fact checking shit. Well, most dogs can swim. Not all the natural swimmers enjoy being in the water. Some struggle and even dislike swimming due to their physical characteristics. Brilliant. Okay, Kyle. I once saw, you know those dogs and they got the funny back legs and they got little wheels instead? I once saw a dog like that, he couldn't swim.
Starting point is 00:24:48 No, that's true. He would... He's almost like a built-in sinker really. So anyway, this dog, it was able-bodied and it fell into the water. Unfortunately not a good swimmer and the man's yelling, he's going, oh my god, the dog, the dog! And luckily there was a German man on the other side of the lake and he jumped in fully clothed, swam over to the dog, grabbed the dog out of the water, pulled it to the shore and the man was like, oh my God, this is fantastic.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Unfortunately, the dog was lifeless. And so this German man ended up doing CPR on the dog, breathing into its mouth, brought it to life. Wow. It's amazing stuff. And the man goes up to this German guy and goes, oh my god, thank you so, so much. And the German man goes, here's the dog. Keep him warm and dry and he will be fine.
Starting point is 00:25:34 And the man goes, are you a vet? And the German man replies, vet? I've just been in theavorta! I'm soaking! What? I don't know, I'm fucking laughing at one. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good, huh?
Starting point is 00:25:55 That's a good one. You need to do the accent, that's the thing. Yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky butt. Clint, Megan, Dan with Ash London. The Edge Breakey. Kia ora, good morning. It is Meg and Dan. Stinky butt. Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London. The Edge Breakey. You all right?
Starting point is 00:26:06 Good morning. It is one past seven. Ash is supposed to be joining us today. She'll hopefully be back tomorrow. She's just a little under the weather for day one. And we'll touch base with Meg as well after eight and see how she's going with Baby Watch. In the meantime, we've got your chance to win 10,000 bucks.
Starting point is 00:26:21 The Edge 10K. Easy money. Bex is playing this morning. Good morning, Bex. The Edge 10K. Easy Money. Bex is playing this morning. Good morning Bex. How's Wellington? Hello, how are you? Good. Good, you're the first person since we've come back from holiday playing for $10,000 in Easy Money.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Oh, I'm so excited but so nervous. Okay. Don't be nervous. Here are the rules. You're gonna be given a letter between E and Z. Your letter today is L. You have to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter L. You have 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:26:51 If you want to pass, you can. If we've got time, we'll come back to it. No repeated answers. Ready to go, Bex? Yeah. Okay, good luck. Okay, your time will start at the end of me asking you your first question. Here you go.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Letter is L. Name a movie title. Ooh. Um, a... A tool. A book. A city. A what, sorry? A city.
Starting point is 00:27:15 A city, London. Yes, a musical instrument. Um, a... A car? A car. A car. A car. A car.
Starting point is 00:27:23 A car. A car. A car. A car. A city. A city London? Yes, a musical instrument. Um, a... A what? An exotic destination. Uh... Las Vegas. Something sticky.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Okay. So we're out of time there Bex. Now I'm gonna... I'll be lying if I said that was a great show. It's so rude. A movie title we could have gone with, Lion King, Limitless, La La Land, A Tool, could have had a level, a ladder, a lathe.
Starting point is 00:27:56 The thing is though, L is a difficult one. It is a tricky letter. Well, I mean Bex has proved that. Yeah. But hey look, you gave it a bash with the first one back. Yeah, yeah. At least you got in.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It was going to take a wee while just to dust the cobwebs off. So thanks for being that person for everyone else, Bex. Thank you. OK. Back again at 8 o'clock. Your chance to play for 10k. And it's also thanks to our new sponsor, BNZ. Whether you're flatting, saving to travel,
Starting point is 00:28:23 or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. So thanks for letting us give away your money now, BNZ. Whether you're flatting, saving to travel, or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. So thanks for letting us give away your money now, BNZ. Clint, Meg and Dan. Right. Okay. I've got a story. And I've got, I need some help here, actually. You secretly wanna know what my dream is now, eh?
Starting point is 00:28:37 But no, you're not gonna know. No, I don't think anybody does. You've got enough dreams, Clint. Okay. You've just been to Japan, man. Okay? Your dream seat was in premium economy and you left the rest of your family in economy.
Starting point is 00:28:48 So. That was a free upgrade. No one is not taking a free upgrade. I need some girls on the phone. Where my girls at? Where my sister's at? I went under the age, text through 3343. As a guy, and I'm mainly talking about guys
Starting point is 00:29:03 that are in a relationship here, whether you've got a girlfriend, whether you've got a wife, a partner. And that said partner gets a haircut. Oh, this is my superpower. This is the thing. It's not mine. So I was stung over the holidays where my beautiful wife Hannah, love her to bits, and she always has lovely hair. She's always got a great hair game.
Starting point is 00:29:24 She got a haircut. And I didn't notice. Oh! But Dan, she would have spent at least two hours in a salon and probably dropped like 300 bucks on that. And that's the thing, girls' haircuts, I know are very expensive. Like I spend $30 on a haircut.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Do you know how much a girl in the office loves it when you go, oh my God, you got your hair done, it looks great. But here's the thing. And then they notice you you noticing you get so many brownie points for that Yeah, and Hannah was look a little bit angry when I didn't notice. Okay. Oh, okay So it's not like you missed an opportunity at brownie points. You got in trouble because you didn't notice She was like, have you noticed anything and I was like, um, oh that's she's Do you notice anything Oh, that's, she's, this is level one.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Do you notice anything? She actually asked. But here's my hair was my defence cause she all got pissy about it. And I, I was like, in my opinion, the hallmark of a great haircut is when you don't notice it. Cause you go, that is great.
Starting point is 00:30:20 You know, it's, it's, it suits you. It's almost like you, it's the most suitable thing for your hair. I haven't even noticed it, it looks great. No, no, if you, I'm sure, I don't wanna speak on behalf of women, but until you call an 0800, I guess I will. If you, I'm imagining, have spent hours in a salon and spent all that money,
Starting point is 00:30:40 you want people to notice that you've done something different. If no one notices, what was the point? You may as well not go on. And this is what Hannah said to me when I said she yelled it. I mean, she said, and I said to her yesterday, I was like, I'm going to do the talk about this on the radio tomorrow. And I bet there'll be girls out there that don't mind.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Don't mind if their man doesn't notice. Yeah. So I waited at the edge. What would be the perfect, I guess, reaction from your partner when you get a haircut? Because a lot of people, I think, will go, if they don't say anything, it's great. Oh! I kind of get it if you're completely changing your hair.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And like, you've gone from having shoulder length into you're now getting a pixie cut. If they haven't noticed that, there's something wrong. Yeah, that's... Honestly, I think that's red flag stuff. If you went from long hair to. If they haven't noticed that, there's something wrong. Yeah, honestly, I think that's red flag stuff. If you went from long hair to short and they didn't notice, you got the writings on the wall with that one.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I reckon even if you went from no fringe to fringe and they don't notice, see ya. I think it's breakup material if you had a drastic cut and they didn't notice. But you're just talking about like trying something a little different. Just a little different. You may be doing a maintenance cut where
Starting point is 00:31:46 there's a little bit of a trim maybe a color thrown in there but it's not an extreme color. 0800 the edge what do you expect your partner to react like? Because I didn't notice and I'm in trouble. Well there's a few girls that set their partners up good and bad somebody said that I'll tell my partner I'm going to get a haircut but then I I won't. And then he'll say, oh, your hair looks great, babe, because he thinks that she did. But she said, I didn't. And I realised he's just been saying that. OK, the texts are coming through thick and fast. We get to them next. Oh, and under the edge. Here's just one of them. Ruby.
Starting point is 00:32:19 As a girl, Dan, you're in the bin. Yeah. I don't know how many girls are going to be like, yeah, when my partner doesn't notice, that's the best. We're asking the question, or Dan's at least, about whether girls, do you care whether your guy notices if you've had a haircut or not? Yeah, and I was starting with this over the holidays, over the two weeks we were off. My beautiful wife Hannah got a haircut, and I'd argue it was just a maintenance cut. So it wasn't anything fancy. She hasn't got a mohawk or anything you know it was a very similar haircut.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Girls I don't think have like three haircuts in mind. I think a mohawk would be in the top 150. I mean if someone's going in for a mohawk in 2025, I'd be very surprised. But anyway, so she got it, and I didn't notice straight away. And by straight away, 24 hours later, she was like, you haven't noticed my haircut. Oh, so she gave you a 24 hour window. That's a good length of time.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Cause you've seen it in the morning, seen it at night, you know, seen it when she's woken up, out of the shower. And my defence to her is, the definition in my opinion of a good haircut is when you don'token up, out of the shower. And my defence to her is, the definition, in my opinion, of a good haircut is when you don't notice it because it just looks good. Well, Erin's making it too easy for her man. She said, in all fairness, I set my husband up for success
Starting point is 00:33:35 and tell him I'm going to the salon and that I will expect a compliment when I return. Oh yeah, but then if he forgets then, then it's real bad. True, because he's playing, what is it where you can't bad. True, cause I was gonna say, he's playing, what is it where you can't die in video games? God mode. Yeah, he's doing his relationship in God mode. Like he just can't lose.
Starting point is 00:33:51 I used to play Doom, remember Doom? I used to play it in God mode. Can't die, you shoot all the demons. Anyway. What were we talking about? Mike, haircuts. So Mike joins us. We asked for women's opinions,
Starting point is 00:34:03 and the guys go through. Yeah, what do you think women want Mike? Well me and my partner we both get haircuts. We both ignore each other and just don't say it. We wouldn't always say they got their haircuts. Oh you deliberately go out of your way to say nothing. Now that's a sign of a fruitful relationship. You're playing games. Yeah, but then, who set the game up initially? No, she set up initially.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Okay, that's alright. Because I thought maybe it was something you did, so you didn't get in trouble when you got in trouble. I'd probably pop it. So, hand on heart, you do notice and don't say anything? I do notice because she comes in with different coloured hair, so yeah. Okay, well that's noticeable then, isn't it? I'm talking about when the haircut, even if they've had a colour and it's just a different slight shade, that is difficult. I'm hoping Ashley is a girl, otherwise we'll get another dude talking about...
Starting point is 00:34:59 Morning Ash, what are your thoughts on this? Should I be noticing if my wife Hannah gets a haircut? Morning, definitely a girl, but Dan, you need to do better. Morning Ash, what are your thoughts on this? Should I be noticing if my wife Hannah gets a haircut? Morning, definitely a girl, but Dan, you need to do better. Okay. You need to do better. Oh my god, you sound exactly like Hannah. Is there any type of cut, Ash, that you could get that we get a free pass for not noticing?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Maybe a trim? But anything other than a trim? Nah. Does she really, Dan. Did she really Dan? Did she really? Oh okay it was a couple of inches. Jesus. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Okay there you go. My defence though, I manscaped the other day and she didn't even notice. So I took a whole lot off the top. How many inches did you take? Oh at least four. Oh, Jesus. It's a whole runway. But she's not looking down there every day, is she?
Starting point is 00:35:50 No, in fact, I don't think she's seen that in months. Yeah. Anyway. So we're going to cut her some slack for not noticing. Yeah, anyway. I think you've summed it up quite well there, Ashley. A lot of people have text through, I just need to do better. So look, there's a lesson learnt, and that is why we're the best listeners in the game.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Or do Mike's little game. We start a game where it's like fun not to notice. I'll forget. That's the point. Yeah. Thanks for the feedback. I mean most people are saying do better. Just say it looks amazing even when it's not. That's another person coming from a guy. Oh no you don't do that. Well yeah okay. You just said right. Clint, Megan, Dan. Just say it looks amazing even when it's not that's another person coming from a guy Each morning starting today and running for two weeks We got your chance to win an Air New Zealand's dream seat.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Now getting in the draw right now someone's gonna win a return flight Somewhere in the world thanks to Air New Zealand's dream seat All you have to do is sell your ambitious dream to us and tell us how you've been working towards it Before we hang up on you and move on to the next caller. But if you can retain our interest then the NZ Dream seat will be all yours. This is so cool and we're gonna be savage here but we kind of have to be because this is this is a sought-after prize. Yeah. You know there's a lot of people that have dreams, everybody has a dream but you've got to really sell your dream to win this.
Starting point is 00:37:04 If we missed a trick here for I got a dream I got a dream, but you've got to really sell your dream to win this. Have we missed a trick here for I Got A Dream, I Got A Dream from Tangled? Or have I just been at Disney recently? It's a bit niche. It's a bit niche. Okay. Yeah. So we're going to go to... That's a great song.
Starting point is 00:37:15 It is a good song. Maybe we'll get it for tomorrow. We'll see how it rolls. We'll flick through to New Zealand and see what they think. Yeah. All right, let's go to Chris first. Good morning, Chris. Good morning. Morning, mate's go to Chris first. Good morning, Chris.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Good morning. Morning, mate. He's singing already. Okay, Chris, you're from Christchurch. Tell us your dream seat story. Yo, Clint and Dan, this is Chris. I'm on a mission chasing to represent New Zealand on the marathon at the world stage. I'm already an Oceania champion,
Starting point is 00:37:41 runner 217 marathon over in the Gold Coast last week. I've got third at the Melbourne Marathon last year. My goal is to represent New Zealand at the Olympic Games and the World Champs, and New Zealand having the dream seat to get me over there could definitely help me chase my dream one day. Two hours, 17 minutes is how quick you run a marathon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Jesus. I did a half marathon in longer time. Nightmare. Jesus. Wow. Now that is good. That is a good dream. Now the thing is we've also got a couple
Starting point is 00:38:13 of other people on the line. So I think you've set the bar quite high there. I don't know if his delivery was outstanding. I thought he almost came in with a rap at the start. Yeah. But then I realized it wasn't a rap at the start. Yeah, it was quite good. But then I realised it wasn't a rap because he just rhymed the first line by mistake. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:29 So, I'll say you what, you're done. No, no, no, I think we go to Nakia now. I feel like if you move on, Chris's shot's gone. You can't listen to them all and then just come back to your fave. Oh no. Because it says, before we hang up and move on to the next caller. So you either give it to Chris or you hid your bets.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Why are you putting this just on me? Well I don't know, you put him on all... Oh he's gone. Is he gone? No. Oh my god, he's gone. I thought that... I mean, I don't really get that excited about running but I do know that is lightning fast.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Okay so this means that Nakia you need to sell your dream seat to us okay? Hit it! Dallas Cowboys cheerleader not just from the documentary that's come out. Oh yeah watch that. I've been training for this my life. I would love to fly over to Dallas, audition, take the prep and tense of boot camp and be on the squad. Shut up. Represent NZ. Do you just have a friend that lives in Dallas and you know that we've all watched the Netflix show or are you genuinely a chance to audition for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders? Genuinely, I have been dancing my whole life. I want to take the, I am going to take the prep intensive classes and I'm going to audition and I just need to get over there. Okay, I mean...
Starting point is 00:39:59 It's like New Zealand Idol for like cheerleading, except, sorry, American Idol for cheerleading, except way more, I would say it's way more intense and a lot harder to actually, yeah, way more cutthroat. I mean, in terms of cheerleading, the Dallas Cowboys is the mecca in it really, let's be honest. I like this, I mean, your delivery was good, it sounds like you've got the credentials,
Starting point is 00:40:19 you've been working towards this for a long time, not saying that Chris hadn't, because he had been running, but I mean, I think for the first ever Dream Seat, thanks to Air New Zealand, it's yours. Oh my god! You're going to tip us baby! Thank you! Hey, hey, you need to make sure you do what you say you were going to do, okay?
Starting point is 00:40:41 We want to be kept in the loop with the whole Dallas Cowboy cheerleader thing. Oh my gosh a hundred percent thank you so much. And if you get into it you need to get the Dallas Cowboys to do a routine where it's like spelling out Clint Megan dance you like give us a C. Give us a C. Now it's a long routine. Hey you're off to Texas baby. Oh my god thank you so much. You're very very welcome. At the expense of poor Chris. Hey, you're off to Texas baby! Yeah! Oh my god, thank you so much! You're very, very welcome.
Starting point is 00:41:07 At the expense of poor Chris. Yeah, I feel sorry for him. Hey, you know what? Dreams are cutthroat. Mmm, alright, if you've got a dream, E! New Zealand's got your seat. Apply now at theedge.rover.nz. Or you can text me with dream to 3343.
Starting point is 00:41:20 We'll give you the link and you can go fill it out and we'll do it again tomorrow. Congratulations, Nakia. Thank you so much. You're very, very welcome. Yeah, it almost does seem too good to be true. Make sure your bloody passport is all up to date. It's got more than six months on it,
Starting point is 00:41:34 all that sort of stuff. And we'll do it again tomorrow. Coming up next, there's been a lot of chat about Lorde Wells who've been away. I know, we've missed this. It's been two weeks and from when we left to now, there has been a lot of Lorde developments. A couple of singles, obviously a brand new album.
Starting point is 00:41:50 And we're gonna cover it off next in Scandal. Yep. Also, I hear she made feature on your favourite segment, Hit the Spot. Yeah, coming up after eight o'clock this morning. Yeah. A Lorde themed Hit the Spot. I'm nervous about it because I don't want to do her dirty.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Lord's got some new stuff, but who wants to hear Dan sing some of her old stuff? I don't want to butcher it. I really want to do her justice. Because she could hear this. Probably not. Actually, I was in Japan, just at a random street, and I heard them playing Lord Royals.
Starting point is 00:42:20 She's everywhere. Yeah. Number one around the world pretty much. Really? Number two, I think in Billboard, it's scraping on worldwide number one. Yeah if you didn't know I'm just I'm fresh back from Japan you'll hear more about it in the next 20 minutes. Haven't mentioned it. Clint Megan Dan. Clint Megan Dan scandal. Some of us still a little rusty. Lord is
Starting point is 00:42:40 going to be coming to New Zealand but she has snubbed Wellington. Welcome Lorde! There are Reddit forums with people being like what what's the go with Lord hating on Wellington? Oh, I think he's the thing. And then other people saying, it's Wellington's problem, not Lord's. I don't know. I mean, you can't play everywhere, right? And I think maybe she's gone. I'm going to play Christchurch in Auckland and see how it goes. And Wellington will either make their way up or down,
Starting point is 00:43:26 you know, which is cheaper, I guess, flight-wise. And if you're a huge Lord fan, you'd make it to one of those concerts. But then in Aussie, isn't she doing like five shows or something? She is. She's doing Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Perth. So she's doing all four. But there is a bit- But she'd be doing
Starting point is 00:43:40 multiple shows in Sydney, I would have thought too, or just the one. I wouldn't be surprised if maybe the maybe the Auckland show if that sells out quickly she'll add another one. Well that's even worse for Wellington because a lot of girls are doing two in Auckland because she is doing like the 11th of Feb and then the 13th of Feb so there is room for the 12th but you're right I think the 12th would be a double up in Auckland if it goes well not a chance of Wellington having a go. And I think that the problem with Wellington is sometimes as well with these gigs,
Starting point is 00:44:06 these Spark Arena type arena gigs, there's an issue finding a venue for it in Wellington, because obviously you've got the Caicton, that's in Wellington right, that's probably too big for a Lord concert. So they need something that's a little bit smaller than that, but also arena size. So maybe there's a situation there where there's not enough kind of venue options. Who knows? But yeah, Auckland and Christchurch at this stage, Lord. Ash London, who is filling in for Meg's maternity leave,
Starting point is 00:44:37 has caught up with almost any celebrity you can name. She has spoken to them and she caught up with Lord and asked her what's her go-to home-cooked meal, when she's not touring around all the time and you do kind of miss the comforts of home and you say right I'm gonna cook myself a meal what do you think it is? I think Lorde would go like a calamari or something. Calamari? I reckon she'd be you know she'd have some in the freezer she'd fry it up. I don't reckon she'd be a great cook purely because she's traveling so often
Starting point is 00:45:05 she doesn't need to cook for herself very often at all. She'd have a chef. Yeah and just I guess you would just always be eating at restaurants and things like that so I reckon she's probably going for something pretty basic like spag bol. You know you just boil some pasta and you chuck some mince and empty a can of tomatoes on top of it. There's nothing basic about spag bol you have to boil that sauce for a long time. It's like at least two hours to get it right. Yeah, well maybe that's what she likes about me. I actually don't know the answer. So if I'm right, I haven't cheated.
Starting point is 00:45:32 But I think I got a better chance of being right than Callum Barry. I love cooking Emy kind of seafood. So recently I've been doing like a mussel clam, spicy tomatoey kind of leek, tiny pastry kind of situation. Some crusty bread, that's pretty good. What?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Back in the middle. If you throw your calamari into my span, well it's pretty much what you're talking about. Wow. Wow, that is crazy. What are the chances? Oh wow, you know what, that does sound delicious. And I reckon she'd be a good cook.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Well it sounds like she's based on, if that's what she's whipping together, it sounds like she'd probably, I'm, eat my words. But if I was as rich as Lorde, that's the one thing I'd get as a chef. Yeah. I hate cooking, and I know people love it, some people love it, but that would be the first thing I'd get rid of, cooking. Yeah, it's when you know you cracked it, when you're enjoying it. Yeah, chef.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Hey, are you ready for dinner now, Daniel?? Or I just go out for dinner all the time. Well, let's say Mr. Webby, wouldn't they? They would, Mr. Webby. Mr. Webby, you ready for your appetizers? Yes. How good. Maybe you can do that for a few months if you win 10,000 bucks. All right, easy money. Your chance to play for 10k is coming up in another 15 minutes. I know it's only been a thousand bucks whilst we've been away. We send the boss, hey, hey, hey, what's going on? Can't go from giving away 10 grand to a thousand?
Starting point is 00:46:48 We can, and we will, after eight o'clock. No, and now we're going back to 10 grand. Oh, I see what you mean, yeah. We will go back to 10 grand. That's what I mean. Not back to a thousand. Clint, Meg and Dan. Just got back from Japan on Friday.
Starting point is 00:47:02 An incredible experience to go to Japan with my wife and two kids Very expensive. Although there are parts of Japan that are very cheap And I'm gonna do a New Zealand versus Japan because I felt like before I went every single person on My feed was like either talking about going to Japan had been to Japan like it was the place to go in it Yeah, exactly right. So then people, oh my god, it looks incredible. I've never been, my wife has, and she is her favourite place in the world, Japan. Did she go with kids?
Starting point is 00:47:30 No. Okay. I feel going with kids and going without kids are very different types of Japan experiences. Okay, Dan, who wins New Zealand versus Japan when it comes to toilets? Oh, Japan. A Japanese toilet is one of the most,
Starting point is 00:47:45 the best inventions ever. You can buy them in New Zealand. I want to get a bidet now. Do I have to rip out my whole toilet or can I just take the seat off and put a bidet seat on? You can get the bidet seats, you can get them at Bunnings Warehouse. Oh my God, I want the seat to be hot all the time.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I want to just do the spray thing. You can get this thing, you can get a seat that makes noise so people can't hear your plops as well. Like they do everything. Yeah, produce Carl. You can't do the warm seat thing, that's a bit more expensive, but you can do a similar per day thing with a pump bottle. That's what Carl's got. But you couldn't afford the all sing and all dance in one.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Convenience stores. Oh, I'd say again Japan's a winner in that respect. That's so good. That's so good, like just the stuff that you can get, the smoothies, everything from smoothies to whiskey. You can get a bottle of whiskey. Like I think they had four litres of Jim Beam for 60 bucks. That's mental. That's why Clint was at the convenience store
Starting point is 00:48:43 every morning. Yeah, we were. OK, crowds. Oh, New Zealand. New Zealand wins. Yeah. I tell you what, I saw some of the queues you were standing in over in Japan, and I just,
Starting point is 00:48:53 oh my goodness me. Wait times is another one. New Zealand wins. You wait and queue for everything. Tokyo just on its own. 37 million people in Tokyo compared to our country's five. It is, if you want to stop to have a think about which train you might like to catch
Starting point is 00:49:10 or what you might like to do next, you are in the way, get out of the way. You must always be moving. I think any type of travel just makes you realise how good we've got it in terms of queuing in New Zealand. Like if you get in a queue in New Zealand, you're like, oh God, 10 minutes wait. It's like two hours anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Queue for everything. Price of alcohol, yes we've sort of discussed that one. Even if you're at a restaurant, a beer will range from anywhere from four to seven bucks. It's like RSA prices everywhere you go. Clint was telling me he still spent $3,000 on alcohol while he was there. I did not, but I can't deny until I've done the maths.
Starting point is 00:49:46 He's a heavy drinker. Food variety. Who has the most food variety? I'd say still Japan in this instance. Ooh, I would say you're incorrect. Really? Everyone just does ramen. It's just like soup with noodles
Starting point is 00:50:02 with a different type of meat inside the soup. And yes, they do sushi, but we have sushi here. People went on and on about the food in Japan. I honestly think you'll get more variety at a food court in New Zealand. Because we are stealing from everyone else's cuisines right, whereas in Japan it's just Japanese. I wonder whether you were just going to touristy areas though, they're like let's cater to the to the white trash honkis that are coming over here. Although fast food I'm going to give it to Japan Even at Wendy's you can sub out your coca-cola or Sprite for beer
Starting point is 00:50:34 So you can get a beer with your Wendy's burger. That's pretty cool. So yeah, I gotta give that one to Japan theme parks and aquariums I'm gonna go Japan. Theme parks and aquariums. I'm gonna go Japan. Yeah, gotta give that one to Japan. Sorry Rainbow's end. The attention to detail. Phenomenal across the theme parks. Hey, have you been on the log flume?
Starting point is 00:50:54 There's attention to detail. Yeah, and when was the last time you had a two and a half hour wait for the log flume? Very rarely. No, no. Very rarely. Yeah, if I wanted to go on the Donkey Kong ride, it was 150 minutes.
Starting point is 00:51:05 My wife was like, oh that's like an hour 50. I said no, that's two and a half hours. Nightmare. 150 minutes. I love how your wife thought that 150 minutes is an hour 50. Shower privacy, I'm going to have to give that one to New Zealand. The old public onsens was quite an experience when my eight year old realised that we were all just showering in an area together,
Starting point is 00:51:26 communal with all the other gentlemen. Hey, you know what? I think we should bring that to New Zealand, communal showering. I gotta give coffees and also Ubers to New Zealand, and Uber is hella expensive over in Japan because everyone takes the trains. A lot of people were agreeing with you on the text machine,
Starting point is 00:51:42 Clint, about the food in Japan. That surprises me. Someone said, yeah,, Clint, about the food in Japan. Oh, that surprises me. Maybe someone said, yeah, Clint was struggling with the food in Japan. We left Disneyland. Um, so yeah, I just love Japanese food, so it'll be fine with me. Vening machines, you could get a bottle of Coke for $1.60. We're being fleeced here in New Zealand. There is a vending machine within every 30 metres of wherever you are at all times. But my unpopular opinion.
Starting point is 00:52:10 He's had enough of them. No. Is that I loved doing Japan. When a baseball game there was a real highlight for me and the theme parks and stuff we did with the kids. Incredible. But to get from one incredible moment to another incredible moment is so much admin
Starting point is 00:52:27 that I don't think I will be rushing back to Japan. And I feel that's an unpopular opinion because nobody says that. They will say it's amazing. I'm just saying I won't be rushing back. And this segment brought to you by Tourism Japan. No, it wasn't. Head along now.
Starting point is 00:52:41 This was an unpaid, non-sponsored post. That surprises me. Yeah, okay, unpopular opinions. If you've unpaid, non-sponsored post. That surprises me. Okay, unpopular opinions. If you've got one, it's like, it feels hard to throw them out and say them out loud. I went under the edge or text us 3343. Doesn't have to be just about Japan either. I've just slated them enough. Have I got a few gongs?
Starting point is 00:52:58 No, I mean like correct, you know, stop it. It's a shame. Stop it. That's a shame. Stop it, ding. Clint, Megan, Dan. And we're just talking about Japan versus New Zealand. And despite the fact that I really loved Japan, remembering that I did do that holiday with an eight and a nine year old,
Starting point is 00:53:19 and I think that does matter. I think it really gave me appreciation for New Zealand and how good we've got it here. Oh, 100%, it's such a good gave me appreciation for New Zealand and how good we've got it here. Oh 100% it's such a good place to be New Zealand we complain about it a lot especially at the moment in the world. Yeah. We're far removed from all the stuff that's going on. I realize how much I love New Zealand how lucky we have it. When it comes to temperature and climate no one wins at the moment it's 34 35 degrees over there and it's awful here at the moment so
Starting point is 00:53:43 yeah but Joe you're heading over in December so I don't know if I've sworn you off it or not. Was it helpful? I think it was helpful. I think you had me at beer at Wendy's. That's outstanding. All you've got to do, Jo, is if you're going to Wendy's or McDonald's, when you choose drink you've got to keep scrolling all the way to the bottom and that's where the beer is. Okay, that sounds good. There's 15 of us going from our Hot Rod Club. We're going to Moon Eyes, so beers will be on the menu before. The Hot Rod Club. I love that there's a hot rod.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Oh my god, that already sounds more fun. We are taking our kids, but... That's so good. Yeah, we'll be sweet with babysitters, so... Yeah, that sounds so good. I think I'm looking forward to the beers at Wendy's. Yeah, December 11th. I love how you're going all the way to Japan
Starting point is 00:54:32 and you're looking forward to Wendy's and a beer. You could take a beer into Wendy's in New Zealand if you want. I don't know, can you though? It's a bit of a forever time, let's try that. Yeah, no, you'll love it. December will be much cooler then as well, I imagine. So have the best time. And just don't do what I do, I think. Yeah, we will.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Thanks for the tips and tricks. Yeah, I think we tried to cover too much ground. We didn't spend any more than like three days in one spot. So it was a lot of travelling and dragging suitcases around with, you know, complaining, tired kids. Have an amazing time, Joe. Yeah, yeah, you will, you will. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Oh, oh my gosh. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. The money. Kia ora, good morning. Just got a little after 8 o'clock. Your chance to play for 10K. All thanks to our mates at BNZ that have gotten on board. And they're letting us give away their money now.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Love them. How bloody good. All right, so here's how the game works. We will hit you with 10 questions. Your answer must start with the letter that we give you. You've got 30 seconds. You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back to it. But no repeated answers.
Starting point is 00:55:33 She's got a great attitude. She's from Queenstown. She'd use the $10,000 to pay for dog's pet bills. Oh no. Sarah, good morning. Morning, Sarah. Hello. What is the total bill currently? 12K. Oh my goodness me, I would have sort of gone do we... You would have had the conversation.
Starting point is 00:55:54 We would have had the conversation there. You are a better person than me Sarah. Good on ya. Well she hasn't paid them yet. Yeah yeah but then the thing is you get the dog fixed and then you pay them. That's the problem. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Sarah, here we go. Your letter is N for Nigel. Your time will start at the end of my first question. Best of luck. Here we go. Name a body part.
Starting point is 00:56:20 No. A make-up item. Err... Path. A make-up item. Pass. A type of fabric. Nylon. Something you take to school. Pass. Something you can grow.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Pass. A TV series. And time. Dear old dear. Neighbours, NCIS, New Girl. It's so hard when you're in the car. It's so much easier to do it playing along than it is when you're on air. It is, isn't it? Yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 00:57:02 When the pressure of live radio comes in, it does make it much more difficult. Yeah, 100%. And then once you get that first pass, you start getting nervous, saying when do you have the second bar, it's when your brain goes, you've cocked at Sarah. Yeah, I was trying to do it so you could pass
Starting point is 00:57:22 like fast to come back to it, but. Mm, oh well well that means another chance at 3pm this afternoon. Yeah, Ejava, it was your chance to play for 10k. They've gone, Boss has gone up to the prize pool as well with easy money. Otherwise we'll play again 7 and 8 tomorrow morning. Next on the show, it seems that a radio station in the Netherlands have come across a game that we play on this show and decided to give it a crack.
Starting point is 00:57:47 We've gone worldwide. Yeah. I've always wanted the Netherlands to find out about us. Yeah. A dream come true. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Shout out to BNZ for getting on board and sponsoring Easy Money. BNZ believes that when you're starting out managing your money should be easy so you
Starting point is 00:58:02 can focus on winning at whatever you're doing. How good, first day back, two chances to win 10K. We gave away a return flight to Texas earlier this morning. And we also have your tickets to Sea Lord in either Auckland or Christchurch. Holy crap. In the next five minutes. The winning just keeps on happening.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Don't it? Yeah, and also we've had a bit of a win over the holidays as well, over the last two weeks. We do a segment called Hit the Spot where we, it's been quite successful for us, we play a song then Clint brings the music down and then I try and keep up the beat to the music and sing the song then he brings it back up and I hopefully hit the spot at the same place. Yeah right on the chorus. I mean you can play this anytime if you just listen to a song that we're playing on the edge that you know the words to. You just mute your radio, sing along, then unmute
Starting point is 00:58:47 it right at the crescendo and see if you're still in time. And radio show in the Netherlands has obviously, they're a show that does other radio show stuff apparently. They try other things, which is kind of a cool idea. We should try that. So then you're not going gonna be called out for copying because that is your thing. You just find stuff other people do and give it a go. Yeah, and so they've tried it at the spot over in the Netherlands.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Now you're not gonna understand what they're saying because they're speaking in Netherlands. Dutch? Dutch. They're not gonna steal that. Okay, but anyway, yeah, here's them setting up the game, obviously. Something nice for our Dutch speaking listeners, actually, to probably hear their native tongue. New musical aardaging, which must be hit this far in Dutch. And New Zealand, I think it's New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Yeah, yeah, I think it was then. So they have a go and here's her, I think, saying, Alright, I'm gonna have a go. Good on her. I think she's saying, I'm gonna have a go and then she tries it. I'm gonna do it. And she goes, I'm gonna have a go. I'm gonna to do it! It's terrible. They weren't playing the key either.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Because she was way off. She did sing fast, like straight away, right? And then he decided to give it a go to see if he could get any closer to hitting the spot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It is really hard, you have to practice. The version that you did of that, you absolutely nailed. It was one of your best. Yeah. But it's really inception because we're playing them playing us, right? I mean, I'm not talented at literally anything apart from this. So let me have it, please.
Starting point is 01:01:16 So we thought with Lord announcing that she's added New Zealand to her tour, we could have a crack, and by we, I mean you, have a crack at a Lord song next, and if Dan is successful, then you win on 0800 at the edge of the first double pass to see her in either Auckland or Christchurch come February 11th or 13th.
Starting point is 01:01:35 But then that adds the pressure, what if I'm not successful, we just go, oh, I said no tickets today? I guess we move them to tomorrow. Right. Someone will still win them, they just might not win them next. Okay. That's up to you. Let's try try it next there's only really one song that works for hit the spot and it's green light oh yeah cuz you want that big moment yeah
Starting point is 01:01:52 okay okay so we're gonna do it next okay try and get it so we give away some tickets if you believe in Dan call 0800 the edge we still have lines available so that shows how no hey the lines are full. Now they're full. Yeah. If you believe in Dang, give us a call 0800 the Edge of Fear is successful. You'll be going for free next. Ashlander is supposed to be filling in for Meg but she's away sick today so hoping that she might be right later on this week. Someone said she was going, where's Ash?
Starting point is 01:02:16 She said, did you already? That would be a nightmare. No, she'll be back hopefully in tomorrow. Okay, well there is a radio station over in the Netherlands that stole, uh, hit the spot. Well, gave it a crack on their show. Um, it wasn't a great effort but they had fun doing it. That's the point. And not everyone is good at it. Except for Dan. Well, look, I've had some fails in the past. Let's be honest. I think we've had more wins than fails.
Starting point is 01:02:42 And it doesn't take much to fail. You only have to be out by half a second. It's so noticeable that we can't give you the victory. Sarah is hoping you absolutely nail it because if he does, Sarah, you'll win the very first double pass to see Lorde when she's here in Feb. I'll be so keen. I believe in you, Dan. Okay, thank you, Sarah.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I need someone to believe in me. Okay, let's not write it. Currently it's only my mum. Yes. Okay, so now it's you and her. Let's not write it in the diary just yet, Feb 13th. Dan still has a job to do, but if he is successful, you're gonna have that locked away.
Starting point is 01:03:11 What if I stuff it up? Can we go one more? For Sarah. No. Okay, so let's just one go. Okay, Sarah. I don't, I mean, Sarah would like that. Everyone else would just hear you potentially fail twice.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Okay, so I'm gonna leave you on the line. If it's a win, celebrate with us, okay, Sarah? If it's a fail? Okay. Shut up. Yeah. Okay, here we go. So we're doing Green Light by Lorde.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Okay, I always give Dan about 15 or 20 seconds to find his rhythm. And then I'll bring it down. Find your timing. On your own. Brand new sounds in my mind. But honey I'll be seeing you, ever I go.
Starting point is 01:04:22 But honey I'll be seeing you down every road I'm waiting for it Thank you! Sarah, you're going to see Lorde live! Congratulations Sarah, the double parts are yours. Chuck it in the diary, fifth third tank, you will be ant lord. Oh my god, I was so nervous there. I feel like I'd left the gap a little bit too long in that first bit. It seems really long. But I was tapping my foot, it's four beats in between. Congratulations Sarah, you hold the old grave details babe.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Thank you. You're very welcome. Well done Sarah. Wow. Wow she didn't do that much. No she did absolutely stuff all over. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:15 Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go. All right we are about to find out how much those people who fit the Gen Z age category know about things that happened outside of their own generation. Webb Gilbello's been helping us out this morning, is 24, bang smack in the middle of Gen Z and is yet ever score five from five the perfect score. Do they still teach history at school? Yes but like I don't know what kind of history. Is it still called like social studies?
Starting point is 01:05:42 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah actually I don't know. It's been like almost it still called like social studies? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I don't know. It's been like almost six, seven years since I was in high school. Oh God, what an oldie, boomer. Okay, so let's see how well you know other generations' facts. Okay, when you post a perfect score, you never have to play again
Starting point is 01:05:55 because you've effectively clocked the Gen Z quiz. We've had you, Yaz, and Trey playing this game. I think even Cal's had a go. No one's got a perfect score. Here's your first one. But if you're a millennial, there should be like five from five every week. First question, Carlton, Hillary and Uncle Phil
Starting point is 01:06:09 are all characters in which 90s sitcom? How I Met Your Mother. That was 2000s. Not a bad guess though, right? Fresh Prince of Australia. Oh, you've given this one to me so many times. And now you still. Word of the question, slightly different next time and still need fame.
Starting point is 01:06:29 Uncle Phil Kelton. It's a guaranteed wrong one for me. Next question, so so far zero. Okay that's all good. You can get a score here. You get four out of five? This one you'll get. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:39 I have faith. What 90s movie is this score from? Yeah if you don't you need to get out. What song? Oh. You need to get out if you can't get this. Oh Bella you don't you need to get out. What song? Oh you need to get out if you can't get this. Oh Bella don't you shouldn't even be thinking about it. Unless she's trying to wind us up. Nineties movie? You're joking. If you can't do this Bella, I swear we're not even going to play the rest of the game. Wizard of Oz? Nineties movie? Wizard of Oz?
Starting point is 01:07:01 Movie! Wizard of Oz! What is it? Jurassic Park! Where are the dinosaurs? With the doors open! Oh, there they are. Oh no, it's not Star Wars. Why, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:07:15 There's no walking in. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Jurassic Park! Right. And they see the brontosaurus' and they're in the car and they turn around and she's like... Oh yeah, you're a dinosaur! Yeah, that's what I did! And they sing the Brontosaurus' and they're in the car and they turn around and she's like... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR What is it? Sounds like a video Clint would watch. Come on. It's some animated, it's got to be animated. Yes. Is it like Trolls? No.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Beavis and Butt-Head. Trolls wasn't bad though. That was a hard one. Trolls. Beavis and Butt-Head. Yeah, Beavis and Butt-Head. Name this game, so you'll get this one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Did it. Super Mario Bros. She's got it. Oh my god she's got one. So she's got one. Thank god I got one. Let's see if she can get two from five final question. I will not be able to answer this one.
Starting point is 01:08:03 I'm going to have to do this one. I'm going to have to do this one. I'm going to have to do this one. I'm going to have to do this one. I'm going to have to do this one. I'm going to have'll get this one. Okay. Did it. I'm Super Mario Bros. She's got it. Oh my god she's got one. So she's got one. Thank god I got one. Let's see if she can get two from five. Final question. I wouldn't have got this either so this is a tricky one.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Who sings this song? Not here. It was probably her only hit. I think she had another song that maybe was not quite as successful. If you haven't just think about it, you'll never get it. Billie. Is that the first time? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:32 And I still don't know it. Oh no. Billie Eidl. Billie Eidl. I'm so glad I gave it Billie. Billie Eidl is a completely different singer. Tell me who it is, who is it? Billy Piper.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Oh, not this guy. Billy Piper! What do you make of it? I'm the one who's so cool Billy Idol So cool I'm the one who's so cool He doesn't sing Honey to the Beat! Not even close. When I stay too
Starting point is 01:09:03 Start again! Get out. We shouldn't have let you go in Dressing Park. It would have saved you quite a lot of embarrassment. You're just lucky you're not working at The Rock right now. Because I think if you'd said that they would have marched you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:09:15 I'm a 1. 1 out of 5. Better than none. Thank you. Ash was supposed to be filling in for Meg on her mat leave, but she's always sick. And we thought while Meg on a mat leave, but she's always sick. And we thought, well, Meg is on mat leave. Like, she hasn't had the baby yet.
Starting point is 01:09:28 So technically, she is on holiday. Yes, she is. Once the baby shows up, I'm sure the holiday's over. But right now, she's probably, if there was a song, I think, to describe the way Meg's feeling, I think it's JoJo's. Get up! Get up, Meg, right now. Get up, Meg, right now.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Unless it's already happened. Or she could be giving birth right now, If you ever get away... I thought we were giving birth before. We were forgotten. It was really weird. I forgot it. I gotcha, gotcha. Not giving birth, no, still pregnant. Hook, line and sinker. There we go. I thought I'd get your voice. How are you feeling though, in all seriousness? God, well you know what? I really, really didn't think I'd still be in there by this point.
Starting point is 01:10:20 I really didn't. I'm so pleased I got through my first week, you know, a couple of weeks ago because that I was so not ready to have a baby then I think I cried every day because there was a lot of regret and then I was like, oh, there's no You know changing your mind now. Not when you're about to give birth. Well regret for having a second child Yeah, it's a bit like Clint. Yeah, I was just I think it's just because it was like suddenly really real. It was just like, I'm not somebody who likes change and this is a very big change.
Starting point is 01:10:54 But you know, feeling better about it now, thankfully. Well the good thing is, we've had some guesses before you went on Mat Leave. We all guessed around the time, weight and sex of the baby. Okay so I'm done because I guessed 9th of July and I also guessed 42 pounds. So if it stays in for a bit longer maybe I might get that one. Yeah you might be good. Yeah you might be good. I actually saw my midwife the other day, I went for a check up and she was feeling my
Starting point is 01:11:24 stomach, you know my belly while I was lying my midwife the other day, I went for a checkup, and she was feeling my stomach, well, you know, my belly while I was lying there, and I said, oh, how do they feel? And she just didn't say anything for a few seconds, and then slowly lifted her eyes and said, pig. Oh, yeah, I told you, what have I got? I had like nine pound eight or something. And Mick was like, that's not what I want to hear. Oh, no. Oh, good. OK. Well, yeah, so you. So you're out Dan and then Clint what's yours? 24th of July I think it comes on your birthday. No, no way, I'm evacuating them by that point there's no way they're gonna...
Starting point is 01:11:55 You can't cheat like if they say oh do you want to be induced and you say yes you've now changed the natural date of birth. You're joking right? You have to say sorry sorry. You've got a sweet sense going on. I'm not allowed to introduce. I'm sorry I cannot say that to my midwife or my doctor. No sorry about that actually. Well then I'll take the default win. If she moves the due date we would never have known. Oh yeah classic. He can't lose eh. He just can't lose. Someone else's guessed me, gonna know this is a close one, five KGs and it's gonna be a small African male. Now I don't know if that one's... Oh damn.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Myth come true. Guy might not be stoked about that. Yeah, well we'll have to wait and see for that one. Yeah. And what time's your... You'll be fine. What time's your appointment today? Oh, no appointments today.
Starting point is 01:12:41 None? Oh, surely you'll off to Muffin Break at least once. Do you know, Glen, I haven't been to Muffin Break once in my potentially- Shut up! I said, Sid, I need to go today, you're right. And if one person doesn't need an appointment to go to Muffin Break, it's Meg. She just walks in and they pull out her end cuff. The regular Meg? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Just my usual. Okay, well if you want to join the sweepstakes, I guess it makes it a little easier now, because the boss is putting some cash on the line for this. Yeah. Date, weight, sex. It's going to be this week I reckon. It's going to be this week. I would give you, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 01:13:16 I don't think I'm going to, I really don't think I'm going to have another Monday. I texted Meg over the weekend, because I saw a lady at the zoo last week, and she had two DreamCatcher earrings on which is telling me something and she said Meg will have her baby by Friday Now either she's nuts or the dreamcatchers aren't working Okay date, weight, sex, what do you got if you want to score some easy cash Meg reckons it's this week.
Starting point is 01:13:45 What do you reckon the sex and weight might be? It does sound like Meg's midwife says it's gonna be big. So there's some hints here. It's actually made the game a little easier. Yeah. All right. Okay. She is having her second baby. Well, I guess you could say any day now.
Starting point is 01:13:58 I think so. We're giving you the last chance to get in on the baby sweepstakes. Boss has chucked some cash on the line. Date, wait, sex. Yeah, I think it was $500. We're yet to confirm that, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to say it. $500 is the closest guess. Meg, how do you like... It was $500.
Starting point is 01:14:11 From the horse's mouth, when do you think the clothes... Give us a prediction of when you think you're going to give birth. I... It's been hard. I've been having some like things called like false labor and some pretty intense breaks and tics which could still mean a while away but it's over the past 48 hours my body has felt like it's getting ready and somebody that has you know been through this before it's definitely like I think I think things are starting to happen I I would say, my bet is Friday. Friday, this Friday, okay. Yeah. All right, well Louise has got a guess.
Starting point is 01:14:48 She's on the line. Morning Louise. Good morning. Morning Louise. Morning. Mix here with you as well. So what's your guess? We need the date, the weight and the sex. Yep, so I reckon it's gonna be Saturday the 19th.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Nine pounds three and a boy. OK. Meg's like, any time she has £9. Meg, it's nine something. It has to be. No, I'm with you. No way. I've seen the photos.
Starting point is 01:15:18 It looks like you're going to be like Phoebe from Friends where the doctor goes, all right, give a few minutes and we'll get the next one. Hmm. Yeah, I think I've just got a big placenta. Yeah nothing says a PZ otomy like nine pounds six ounces. Okay I think that's a good guess I think she might be she's pretty good guess with that one. Okay Louise we're gonna lock that in somebody was hoping it's not Friday. In fact, Wendy hopes it's today. Her sweepstakes to get paid out needs to happen today. Morning, Wendy.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Morning. So Wendy, you need to give Meg some advice on how she can give birth today. What do you need her to do for you to win the $500? You need to do everything today. No sitting around, you need spicy food, you need to get along with your husband. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:16:04 You need to go food on with your husband. Oh! You need to go to the long walk. Yeah, how are you feeling about intimacy at the moment, Meg? That's an interesting question, Clint, to ask me right now. I tell you what, there are not many positions left that can actually accommodate the both of us. Yes. Well, then maybe the handstands out the window as well, because somebody else has had one.
Starting point is 01:16:27 I thought you were going to say another hand thing, but I don't think that's going to help me. Handstand, I move the baby round and help Wendy's guess for today. Oh, I thought you were talking about a sex position. Yeah, me too. And I think... I'm going to work.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Okay. Okay, great. Okay, handstands, spicy food. I did just add some Tabasco sauce on my eggs. So we're starting. There we go, starting. We're good. That could have got the wheels in motion.
Starting point is 01:16:50 We never know. And Wendy, what's your weight in sex, just in case today is the day? I'm a girl and I think she's only little because people always wind you up and make you think you're bigger, so 8.6. 8.6. Oh, I hope you're right.
Starting point is 01:17:02 I hope you're right. Still quite big, but a little bit less. Okay, an 8.6 baby girl today is what Wendy needs to have happen if you've got a guess. Text us through 3343 to get in the mixer for the baby sweet stacks 500 bucks. And you'll know as soon as we do because Meg said she will go live as soon as she starts driving today. You can follow her. Meg Mansell on Instagram. She'll go live. Has the drive-by arrived yet from Teemu? Because I know you said that you were still waiting. Yeah, yeah, Karl's left the rig outside my house
Starting point is 01:17:33 to have all the mics set up. Thanks for that, Karl. No worries, babe, I got you. I want to see this thing happen. Yeah. So if you want to get a link to that live text birth to 3343, we'll send that link back. There'll be people that'll try it just to see.
Starting point is 01:17:47 No, never know. In all seriousness Meg, we love you and we can't wait to hear the news. And hopefully it's sooner rather than later. I know but then it's scary if it's soon as well. I don't even know what I want, you know? Oh texting birth! I know there's two guys. No guys, it's not real. I'm not live streaming my birth! The people seem to want it! They give them what they want!
Starting point is 01:18:10 Yeah man, set up a paywall! Yeah I'll do a paywall, why would we need the money? Ben's service is an OnlyFans booth! Okay, bye! Bye you two! Yeah bye, we got weird real quick, sorry about that babe! Yeah, have fun, enjoy the last few days! Or maybe even week and a half! Because I've got July 24th! Yeah, bye. We got weird real quick, sorry about that. But yeah, have fun. Enjoy the last few days.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Or maybe even week and a half, because I've got July 24th. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast. It is. Rova, music, radio, podcasts.

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