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Episode Date: December 10, 2025

 This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they kick off December 11th, also known as International Breakup Day, with discussions on planned breakups before Christmas. They dive into hilarious and unique names their listeners have come across, and revisit some of their favorite moments from the past year. Megan shares the challenges of being an empath, and Clint introduces some changes to Dan's Christmas song, sparking a conversation on creative freedom. The team also navigates through random fun and tender moments, giving listeners a hearty mix of laughter, empathy, and the holiday spirit. 00:00 Introduction and Welcome06:22 Coffee Catch Up and Microneedling10:49 First Call of the Day14:07 Scandal: Marlon Wayans vs. 50 Cent29:16 ChatGPT Conversations34:24 Billie Eilish Documentary37:42 Dan's Christmas Song Idea43:13 Unique Names and Funny Stories57:06 Christmas Song Recording Session01:02:23 Extreme Empaths and Inanimate Objects  

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans. Podcast that is. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London, The Edge Brecky. Hits harder in Auckland. Six o'clock.

Welcome. It's 11th of December. International Breakup Day Today. Good morning. Yeah, so who's going to get broken up with? Who's doing a shock and not. Shocker not. Yeah, actually, if by chance you are planning on doing that today because it's two weeks out from Christmas, hence International Breakup Day,

let us know. We're not going to do like a live breakup, but it'd just be interesting to talk to someone who's planning on doing it, and if you've thought it all through, we can disguise your voice and stuff, of course. And I imagine not doing it because it's International Breakup Day. It just so happens. It's not that day because everyone should do it that day. It's that day because it's the last cut off before you become an asshole to just dump someone.

Well, see. Yeah, I think if you're going to break up with some before Christmas, just do it the day before, if you're going to do it. Because then they're happy, you know, they're happy for Christmas, and then they're having their presents. Yeah. Who's happy for Christmas? Probably the person who did the breaking up?

They're spending it with family. At least they'll have their family there. I actually think I might have been dumped around the 11th, but I had already bought the Christmas presents, so I was still angry anyway, to be fair. Especially if you've spent ages on it and you've got a great gift, you've spent a lot of money, and you're like, you P-O-S, I thought

really long and hard about this, because... Remember our old producer? And he got given an iPhone, and then he broke up with him. Like that Christmas. I won't say his name. Was it, bro? Yeah. Yeah.

You said it. Hey, well, you were right, Dan. She got him an iPhone, remember, and then he broke up with him. He's probably listening. Sorry, bro. Hey, bro. He does, and he still listens. Morning, brother.

Love you, mate. He's cracking up in his car. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm not even on the show anymore. I'm still getting, like, my love life, like, ruined by this book for show. It was Meg that said you're name, not me. It's like as a Dick Brunk. Good to know that you're out there listening, brother.

All right, we're getting to your 6am throwback next. You can get your suggestions, and if you like, 3343. This song isn't about, bro. It's what I need on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. It's time for your 6am throwback, us versus the playlist. We let the playlist go yesterday.

It was Love is My Drug, Kasha. It was great. Oh, I have that song. It is a good song. I don't know if this one's going to stay, or whether we can find a better one. Okay. Yeah, this is what's in the playlist currently.

I like Adele, but I don't know if that's my favourite. I wish it was Hello. Oh, yeah. That song's an epic. It is a great song. It really is. And it was a good return song. Oh, the best.

Yeah, she came back after maybe five years out of the spotlight, and it was like, hello, the first lyric. Do you think it might be one of the best comeback songs of all time? Like, after a long stint, I can't think of any other that was better. And then everyone knew it was heard that she just released Hello as a tiny snippet? Shear Believe was a big comeback song. Really? Was that a comeback song? Of course you know Shea's backlog.

There was that Kim Kardashian video? I think she got. Yeah, Clint, he's trying to do a gag. Go on, go on. Let's. Yeah, but it's someone else's gag. It's not even his gag. Yeah, it's a Chris Pratt gag, and it's actually too rude for radio.

If you know, you know. And you can tell in that, I don't want to get too bogged down the weeds of this, but you can tell when he threw that line out, no one knew what he was doing because it was improv because everyone died of laughter on set. Anyway, not funny, not funny. The only other thing I can find,

it's not a very big day in music today, but 2008, Simon Cowell said he was very embarrassed after contracts signed by his X-Factor contestants were leaked by the Daily Mirror in an 80-page document. So it had a whole load of details of all the people that he represented in 2008 and before that.

So we could play a band or an artist that Simon Cowell's represented. I mean, he's represented a few. Obviously, one direction. A lot of the... Did he do a little mix? I think he did. Yeah, he did a lot of the X-Factor and American Idol people.

What's up with his face at the moment? Is he just had that much surgery that it's hard to work out? You almost want to just hit the, like... You know when you edit a photo and you start editing it too much and then you just have reset like discard changes

he needs to do that but unfortunately I think well if he's happy he's happy I think he thinks it's pretty good because I saw a recent interview where he said he's aging backwards so I think he's got that thing you know that thing

dysmorphia which is quite sad like even like guys in the gym who will be like jacked and they think they're skinny because they just body dysmorphia and they don't But he obviously is happy in what it looks like. Yeah, I watched an interview with him. I think it was on the one that you watched, the Diary of the CEO.

Oh, go on. And he was, it was actually a really interesting interview with Simon Cowell. And he came across really nice, and he talked about how he found out about Liam. Yeah. And a whole load of stuff and how he came over to his house about a year before he passed away, and he was happy, you know, like really, really happy.

But artists, he's represented the Liona Lewis, Susan Boyle, One Direction, Westlife. I mean he represented them? James Arthur, and you're right, me, Little Mix. It was Little Mix. James Arthur, actually, I think, is pretty underrated. He's so underrated. Yeah, people would be like, who?

Invincible, right? Was it invisible or invincible? He did Impossible. That's the one. That's the one. We can play a little mix shout out to my ex for all the people that are getting broken up with today. Oh, that's not bad, Daniel.

There's not so many, you know, breakup songs, right? But that's probably their number one. And that is about a one directioner, that kind of fits. Actually. It's about Zane. Oh. And one hell of a song. I love that song when I've had my only breakup.

I think that's going to walk. I played that when I was going for jogs. I'd cry myself. Okay, so just think when we're playing the song to G you up for a Thursday, Dan would listen to this while he would cry on a run. Yeah, jogging. Really, this for you on. The Clint Megan Dan podcast.

International Breakup Day as well. we were just talking about who's got something for coffee ketchup where we just kind of like riff on what's been going on and I oh here he goes he's got something no I was just going to say I went and got some micro-needling

yesterday where it's like it's almost like getting your face tattooed but without the ink I thought you looked lovely today yeah yeah and I thank you Dan anyway I was going to do this long play and then I was going to ask Dan questions about it because if anyone knows

about micro-needling Or maybe get Dan's wife on And see if this wife Can tell us about micro-needling Because she must be God is, yeah You know what, I take that back I think you look haggard

I think you look really haggard today I wanted to do this like really long Breaking and you realise the whole time It was just for a small dick joke No no not just a small one, a micro There's a difference Yeah Very big difference

I think that's actually a condition You know just having a small one And it stimulates, you know, collagen in your face. I'll stimulate some collagen in your face in a minute. Go ahead, now it's getting sexual. I don't know what you're going to do, but I don't want you to do it. I just been funchew. Anyway, I was on a panel the other day.

I was asked to be on a panel for a mother's dinner. And they asked us to introduce ourselves at the beginning. And it reminded me of you, Dan, will you send me you've been off work for too long? It's one of those moments. So it was with a couple of other, like, influences. And Susie Cato was there as well. God, so they, so name the woman, so they got Susie Cato, Icon. Yeah, Icon.

Yep. Gemma Bradley, who is an influencer, ethically, Kate, and then me. So it was just a four of us. And if you introduce yourself as celebrity Megan Mansel, oh, I'm going to die. No, no. Oh, God, okay, so they went through and they, I'm sweating, they introduced themselves and said what they did and how they were known. and I came to me and I said,

I'm Meg, I have two daughters, Daisy and Miller, and a cat and a dog. And then the microphone passed on. So either people thought, who didn't know me, that I was just a rando in the street, or the worst part of it which kept me up that night is people thought that I did think that, that I didn't even need to introduce myself.

And I was like, I'm like Meg. I'm not going to mention who I am and what I do because I tell you what, you'll know. Madonna, Shear, Lord Meg. Like, I just don't know why, I didn't say a single thing. I just said, me, I've got kids, and a dog and a cat. And I just feel there must have been people in the audience that said they're like... What did the others say?

Well, they said, hi, I'm Susie Kato and I'm a TV presenter and I do this. Obviously. We're like, we know Susie Kato doesn't need. Yeah, we know Susie. Actually, she didn't do that. She did. That's how she introduced herself. Did she actually?

Yeah, she didn't say, I think she just started singing. I love that she did that Yeah, the whole song Because a lot of celebrities To be fair Who are known for something from a long time ago Will do anything but talk about it Yes

You know because they're almost embarrassed by Or they don't want to field questions about You know, say Zane You don't want to talk about One Direction Because that was so long ago That's why Clint never mentions Being on Idol You know, because he only really came eight

So there's no point to mention it No point to get out Yeah but that is And you also began on a TV show Get Invented Let's get Inventing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it like mythbusters for kids?

You could never be on a panel. You've got a whole backlog. It was like, all right, mate. None of us watched it. Sit down. How sad would be it. Eighth on this. Seventh on that.

Fourth on this other reality show. Then I hosted that one. That's been cancelled down. So, yeah. No, paused. Sorry, there's a difference. Pause for a very long. There was also the straight-to-VHS movie that you did

where you played the rugby player or something. Oh, yeah. So it could have been worse things for me. Dan told his wife about that and she goes, no, he wasn't. She laughed. She went, really? Like that. Has she, have you watched it yet?

No, I've never seen it. Oh, it's so funny. I'd like to see it. It's a comedy, isn't it? I was wondering what word was going to come after? So, here we go. It's like time froze for me for a second. It's so funny.

I'm a director drunk, I reckon. It wasn't a comedy, by the way. I found it very funny. A comedy reenactment of the 2011 Rugby World Cup. Okay, okay. Mega Dan Let's go First goal of the day

First goal of the day All right Trying to slowly get to know Every single person who listens to our show Especially the MVP's The ones that get up early and choose us first Now this person here Has they

Only have one letter as their name I don't know if that's a mistake Or whether they're just trying to be anonymous Could be a nickname H Yeah I'm set a movie with someone called H Morning H Morning H Morning!

Oh, so it's a, you know how Megan Markle calls Harry H? Yeah. She's like, oh, H is so lovely. Is your first name too hard to, like, for people to pronounce or something? No, everyone just calls me H, so. Oh, what are you, what are you so when somebody's called you H? Oh, yeah, Ash would do that. Ozzie's would call it H.

Oh, you cringe. You cringe a little bit, don't you? And what's H short for? Harriet, that's my guest. Helena. Oh, that's a lovely name. Love your name, well, it says here you're a truck driver. You drive a Toyota to Highlux, you're a Scorpio.

You've been with your partner for five years. You've got a cat called Snowball. You broke your wrist mountain biking. Geez, producer Carl is quite invasive asking you all these personal questions before you chat with us. Yeah, I feel like with me, JD. Yeah. Well, you've got my number now, so I've got on a date.

Yeah. What sort of truck driver are you? Are you like big heavy trucks or are you like the medium box trucks? Class 5, concrete, semi-trups. Oh, nice. Nice. I must say concrete semi-track does suit H more than Helena. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And as the drive yourself, are you poor in concrete or are you just driving the truck to the site and then someone else does the pour? Different. We're cement, so we're not concrete. Oh, I did not. There's a difference between concrete and cement. No, there is that.

No, there isn't. So cement is before you mix the water in, so you're just making the dry product. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a cake feeder So we're the sloppy powder before it Yeah, yeah, my old man was a concrete contractor So if you don't get it from a truck Straight out of the back of a concrete truck You've got to mix it up

So you get the powder from the bag And then you just have water Oh, like a baker for land Yeah, shouldn't be like a baker for land Exactly That one's written on the pack Yeah, shorter eyes Make sure you put the flowers

Yeah, yeah Hey, what's your, what's your Christmas party looking like this year Or have you had it already? Oh, yeah, we already had it, I couldn't go. They went to Holy moly. Oh, nice, it's in the Viaduct in Auckland, and you just do. You play minigolf inside with a bunch of, you know, cocktails.

Yeah. Oh, good on you. I saw that you recently had too many drinks and fell off an e-scoot. It's maybe a good idea that you couldn't make that one. Party of parole. Yeah. Now I'm concerned you can't control an e-scoot. Oh, these are the people driving out concrete truck.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Simeen. Hey, um, H. Safe for community. Yeah, save for communities together. We're going to send you a voucher to go spend in stores here, and you have a Merry Christmas. Oh, awesome, guys. Thank you so much.

Have a good day, eh? Merry Christmas. Taste the refreshing. Fijio and lime iced tea now available at your local Z as well if you get a chance to swing by. Coming up in Scandal next, the Marlon Wayans. That's one's name. Yeah, Wayne and the Wayan brothers. Yeah, he's been weirdly going up against 50 cents.

No. I think it's Fitty. Fitty, but it doesn't feel right. It doesn't get away with it either. I think you can get away with it. Mr. 50 Cent, you never go up against 50 Cent. Well, yeah, he's got himself inside the battle between 50. Fitty.

Yeah, he's like, guys, we did think about this. When I said I was going to do this story. You'd know the way in Brothers because they're the dudes from Whitechacks. Yeah, yeah. But one of them was picking a fight worth 50 cents. Yeah, 50 cent about Pied he did he. God, how am I going to get through? Of all the people to defend?

I know. Why would you go on a social media like beef? And of all the people to do the scandal, Meg's going to do it next. He does. He did he in 50 cents. Let's call him half a dollar or something. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Candle with Meg.

All right. Well, I have the man himself telling us how to say it. His name. 50 cent. 50. 50. Have a listen. I think you just got to come out.

The question I get asked the most is 50 or 50. You say 50. Call me 50. It's only two kind of people. They call me Fitty. People will call me Fitty. Oh. And people that call me 50, we're about to find out.

And there's white people that are trying to be cool. Here's a fun way to remember how to pronounce my name. If you say that American flag has 50 stars, then you call me 50 cent. If you say that American flag got about 50 stars up on it, and Fiddy's just fine. I feel like he's misunderstood Fitticente, hey. Yeah. Oh, so you've gone with a white person who thinks.

He's cool. Yeah. Well, come on, Clint. It's me. No, but I think he's so, he's actually really genuinely funny guy. Didn't he make a whole lot of his money out of vitamin water back in the day?

Like, once he stopped rapping, he was like, how's this dude still got so much money? Vitamin, well, he was very, very smart at where he invested his money, I believe, and he's also invested his money into making a documentary about P-D-D-D. Good on him. Which, Marlon Wayans, who you will remember from Whitechucks, he's a comedian, he's made it his mission to,

not defend P. Diddy, but also to like bring down 50 cents. This is what he's just uploaded this morning on his Instagram. Nobody's wrong for giving an opinion about any subject. Period.

I'm not here defending Diddy. Don't let the narrative fool you or get to you once again. Somebody's creating narratives. This is my point. So please look at the whole clip that I did And then look what happens with the narrative.

And that's what I'm telling you. Y'all people don't be sheep. Use your brain. It's your freedom of thought, freedom of speech. And don't ever let nobody bully you. Never. Don't let nobody bully you. You got me?

Love. Now back to trolling this troll. What's his message there? There's not a message. I tell you what, he is losing the battle. all the people that are commenting is saying why it's just so weird

for the hill you choose to die on is in a way like getting mad at the bully to a horrible person I mean you know what I mean it's just it's just Yeah make white chicks too man They're not saying 50s to bully

Yeah Someone used to tell them that you don't Sometimes you just don't have to say anything It's probably better I don't believe the start of a statement Nobody's wrong for giving an opinion About any subject You definitely can be wrong

I mean it is your opinion Your opinion can still be wrong I mean he signed on to do white chicks That was his first mistake Scary movie He was in that as well Remember the scary movies The spoof movies of the scream franchise

Yeah So we did scary movie one Scary movie two Um yeah Comments are agreeing with you Clint You absolutely can be cancelled For an opinion Yeah yeah right

No one dragged you into this You invited yourself in And a lot of people were saying You know just Just focus on scary movie and stop defending Diddy. Like, I... Please, we don't want to hate you.

Is it P. Diddy or is it P. Difty? Just... Scandal with Meg. Oh, my... Damn you, Glynn! I wanted to be out of that break. Let him do it. No, let him do it. Let him do it. He's built his bridge. He's given this opinion across.

I don't want to have to do the tag. Scandals, all thanks to Island Direct. Island Direct is the local ferry with fresh daily bread, pastries, real coffee and local wines. Yeah, it's a good ferry. We're going to be partaking in those tomorrow, actually. You're not invited anymore after that, but you're going on another fairy brand, unless a good one. Mean difty.

Vintifty, what were you trying to do? Oh, Diddy? You got 50 and 50. You need to swim to why hecky. I just thought, I would put a full circle moment. I put a bow on it. Turns out I did not put a bowl on it. Right, don't do that thing we do to you, Dan, where we all go silent.

It feels good when you're on the other side. It was really fun, actually, yeah. Spinky Boo. International Breakup Day today, 11th of December, because it's too mean. If you do it, any day closer to Christmas than now. It's always a bit mean when you're getting broken up with those, isn't it? There's no good time to be broken up with.

Well, actually, what is the best time? September. Really? I don't know. She just pulled him up. No, that's my wife's birthday month. She would not like that. I think sort of I reckon start of the year.

Like first couple of weeks of the year, because you're sort of like you start. Fresh art. But you already did like Christmas and New Year's and all that stuff together. That's broken up with it. It's probably not a good Christmas. I mean, if you think about it, if it's not going to work out, maybe today is the best time because then even though they're going to be gutted,

they do, are probably surrounded by family. It's probably going to be surrounded by family. At least it's sunny and they can go out. You have three weeks to come to terms with it. So that like you were saying, Dan, when the new year starts, you're like, right, new year, new me, whatever. Yeah. And then you can do your resolutions. You're probably going to have people around.

you that love you because it is Christmas and New Year's. Have a scroll on hinge, first of Jan, you know? It does make Christmas suck. I mean, I have been dumped around this time before and it is, it is sore. Yeah, for sure. I think, well, maybe the best time is maybe like first of November. You've got a little bit more time to get used to the idea. You haven't even thought about Christmas presents and stuff.

But I think, you're right, International Breakup Day today is like, right, you can't leave it any later than now. Is there anyone listening right now that maybe it's coincidental? you're just thinking of breaking up with someone right now. You know, like maybe you're not doing it. You're feeling that pressure because you're not happy. Yeah. You know it's going to be over. And then you, I think it's because people also start thinking,

oh my God, we're going into another year. I'm going to be 27 next year. You know, what am I doing? Like, this is really, I'm unhappy. I don't want to be in this anymore. Maybe you're like, I just can't do another Christmas with that family. They're nuts. Yeah.

You know, like that would be it for me. Like if I didn't, the relationship wasn't going well, the stick that would break the camel's back is her crazy mum. No, for me, it'd just be the faking it. The faking it, the whole way. You're just like, oh, man, life's too short to be just faking. And wasting my summer. Hang out of people I don't want to be spending my quality time with.

Yeah, you know that you're going to be camping in a tent, fighting and, like, at 8 o'clock at night where all your friends are out actually still having fun. God, imagine camping with the in-laws if you didn't like them. Well, we're not talking about the in-laws anymore. You've couldn't like them. Yeah, what's with you're in-laws, bro? No, I like my in-laws. Oh, actually, I have had bad in-laws.

Oh, the one I could be, I camped with them as well. Did you? Yeah, one in a pup tent. Wait, in the same tent? Two tents like together and like separate rooms kind of vibe. They're still in the same tent. Weird. It is weird, bro.

Horrible. Why can you get your own tent while you were like sleeping with their daughter? Well, I went with like, I didn't organise it. I just went to their tent. Wait, so you're sleeping with their daughter in the same tent and they're just in another rooms that's separated by a piece of fabric? If we're lucky, I think you could see like, I think it was sort of like beds just in one room almost

Did you get it on? No, of course he didn't. No, I don't think so did it. I don't think so did it. I can't remember, to be honest, Clint. I can't remember. Probably not. Yes. Wow.

No, I did it. I can be quiet. I don't remember. All I will say is, and she normally is very quiet. Up top. All right. She couldn't be quiet. Are you, hey, are you still away?

No, okay, hey. So anyway, I think, look, have you gone to do the breakup? Just rip the band. Okay, this is a real long shot. I don't think anyone will call for it. Trying to find someone that's planning too? Yeah, like, we obviously don't want to do a live breakup on you, but we'd just like to know if you are planning on doing it.

What's the plan today? We'll disguise your voice, change your name. No one will have a clue who you are. But it's like, what is the plan when you go, oh, I have to do it today? You know, is it phone call face-to-face? After work, before work. What do you do?

It's going to be really, really hard. But if it is the best thing for you and that you're not happy, it is rip that band-aid off. Yeah. Just do it. All right, all you've done it before in the past where you've gone, yeah,

I've broken up with someone in December. Let us know, 0,800 the Edge of 33-4-3. International Breakup Day today. Two weeks out from Christmas, anything closer to that. Just feels universally cruel. And so therefore, I guess the rule is you've got to stick it out

all through Christmas and New Year's. I mean, hey, this is just a dumb rule. You do you. if your life is crabbing better off without the minute. But it feels like you should already know that by the 11th of December. I would say even if you were the person that was getting dumped, like it is for the best. If this is somebody that doesn't want to be with you for the rest of your life,

it feels like a horrible time, but it is going to be for the better. And if you're doing the dumping, yeah, there's nothing worse than faking it with the in-laws and the family, I can imagine. Like having to go over there, pretend that you were in it for the long haul, knowing that you were going to break up with them in a couple of weeks. New Year's going to be crap. I won't say the name.

We'll just keep you anonymous because I guess it's probably a bit of a sensitive subject but this person text in saying I separated 17th of December a few years back. My kids now hate Christmas because it reminds them of the split.

You have kids are involved I think stick to the Christmas. And Sarah says in caps, OMG, yay hi, hi Meg. Oh, hi Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Not related to breaking up already. Yeah, well hopefully not.

Yeah, it is, it's bloody tough but I, God, there's so much worse when you're going through Christmas and New Year's and summer and you're miserable in the relationship. Okay, so Meg, tell us if anyone is sheepish and doesn't want to call, but they're like, yes, I do need to break up with them today. How do you do it?

What's the best way to be broken up to from a woman's perspective? Let's say a guy is doing it. This is hard. I've only ever been dumped, so. Right. Have you never done the breaking up? Well, I guess in a way, I've had a mutual and I've been dumped.

No, that's perfect. If you've only ever been dumped, how would you like to be dumped in the lead up to Christmas? How would I like to be dumped? Okay, guys breaking out with me. No, it's a guy, no matter what you do, I'm going to ruin your life. So, I'm so sorry.

I'm going to make your Christmas and you're as well. I'm not mature. That's why. People are ghosts. I've already got your gifts. Yeah, I'm going to be crazy. You're going to put fresh sauce in his, like, air conditioning unit. Don't let that car be anywhere near.

Like, you don't want to park your car anywhere that I can tamble with it. I'm trying to be mature and think what I would do. But I can't. I would just be furious. I'd be upset. I'd be gutted. But at least I'd be surrounded by family. I think I'd break up with Meg, like in a park.

Like an open space. We're running. Yeah. Nowhere near my house or my car or anything that I own. I'm just sending her a text. Really encourage me as well to not wear a bra that day because I can't run without a bra. So, like, you just be like, where's that? I mean, we're going to go to the park.

Don't bring a bra. Yeah. Wear your backless dress or like put me in a beach I'm into bikinis I'm not running wearing a backwards dress and Meg shows up

full glam for the breaker no bra on though so she's a little bit clam because if we go to the park and I'm an exercise gear I'm getting you I'm gonna get you I think I'd still back myself

to run away from and as you turn around and you see you turn and look back you just see Megan slow mo roo and he's like boobs just swinging over her shoulders and she's chasing her How have I been married to her for 10 years

to know she could run this quick? You never take notice of my skills, Dan? Have you seen Terminator 2 who he runs after the car? She knocks herself out of one of the boobs eventually gets her square in the face. One in the gut, what in the face? It's just everywhere. They've got to lost her.

And she just comes boom on the windscreen. Clint Megyn Dan. Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online You get amongst the game on the Rove app You get 10 out of 10 you go on the draw to on a thousand bucks Otherwise thanks to Nova Glass We'll give you a thousand now

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To get the bank account Yeah no The K would probably be a lot better Because yeah things have been quite It's quiet at the moving up to Christmas. Oh, okay. Well, then let's try and get you $1,000.

Oh, come all, Russell. We need a win. We need a win. Yeah, you can pass. I reckon if you pass more than twice, you struggle. But, I mean, that's just my personal opinion. But you can pass. We've got time.

We'll come back. But no repeated answers, Russ. Okay, cool. Okay, and it's letter R for Russell. Perfect. Oh, mate, it's meant to be. It's a good omen. A drink.

A raspberry juice. Something that you'd see while driving. Road. A clothing item. Um, a rag. A place in New Zealand. Raggedocia. A toy.

Uh, rocking chair. A musical genre. Reggae. A comedy actor. Robin Williams. A dog breed. Oh, you got through seven, we got to question eight, no passes, just need to be in touch quicker. Yeah, it was not bad.

I don't know about a clothing item as a rag. Well, they say rags to riches. Yeah. I think you can wear rags. I would say, I would say it's a part. I wouldn't cover much. It's amazing. You can wear one.

It's so much more difficult when you laugh. I know. That was actually a really good showing, though. It's one of the better ones we've had lately, so well done. Yeah, thank you so much, guys. Merry Christmas, mate. Back again at 8 o'clock, another chance for you to play for a grand in the handle. Thanks for Novice Glass, Windscreen, Chip or Crack.

Contact your local Novice Glass Branch Direct. Clint, Megan Dan. We have an only fans podcast that sits alongside our show, Recap Podcast. You can just text a podcast to 334. If you want the link, we'll make it nice and easy and bounce it back to here. But we got talking to our chat GVTs just to find out what our year has kind of being like and asked it to remind us of some of the more intimate conversations

that we've had with it in private. Now I know Meg that you are a big advocate for chat GPT Why the pause before advocate? Yeah, why did you say I'm just big? No, no, I mean, you said you're a big. I was trying to think of the word and I think advocate is the perfect example

of what you are for chatty peteen. To be fair, it has since changed. I know it does really crappy things for the environment but when it first came out I was really excited because I used it a lot for therapy, which you probably shouldn't do and since then yeah I think it can be a good tool

although it is bad it's one of those mixed up situations unfortunately there have been a lot of moments over the past few months where at 3 a.m I have had thoughts in my head and no one to talk to so it's your best friend's a robot

on her phone and if you're new to the show you'll probably get a little you'll learn a little bit more about us as a show. True. Dan decided to go first. Take a listen.

Do you remember the most intimate conversation you and I've had? Absolutely. We've chatted about all sorts of things from RC planes and speakers for your turntable setup to some fun and creative song ratings and even some work-related topics.

And, of course, we've talked about your cat and your role on the radio show as well. It's always a fun mix of topics. Oh, this is... Guys, actually, I'm funny. This is a funny, but... Just to find out if your chat Gimit thinks you're a loser or not. Cats and planes.

Can you go into more detail about what we've talked about? Of course. We've covered a bunch of grounds, like discussing the best passive speakers for vinyl setups, comparing different RC planes and even brainstorming some funny song lyrics. Plus, we've chatted about your cat and your work on the radio show.

It's been a fun variety of topics, and I'm always up for more. Your chat GPD sounds like he's like, oh, why don't I get damn? Of all the people This makes me really nervous actually Oh God Oh Lord

You need to do yours next Yeah Mine doesn't talk to me though Yeah you can just make it talk to you Okay Just press the side Do you remember any Like unhinged conversations or chats

What are me and you usually Talk about Can you remind me? Absolutely We've had some pretty memorable chats Some of the highlights include Your Journey with postpartum Wheat loss.

Ah! Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah. Meek just, Mick bailed on it about halfway through. Oh, me. You're asking this guy. You're asking this guy, Robo,

and lose weight after having a baby like he knows. How would he know he's never had a baby? He needs to do. Keep it going more. I can. This is so amazing. This is my worst nightmare. Me need to have it come out and then approve it and then we get to come back to the room and listen.

Oh shit, this is really bad. She's definitely asked it about us. She's asking about us. Oh, God. Go, keep going. What else has she said? Sorry. Sorry, interrupted you.

Sorry, what are some of the unhinged things that was spoken about? No worries at all. We've definitely had some fun and wild moments. For example, there have been those late night. late night questions about random hypothetical scenarios or super quirky things and even some hilarious or unexpected tangents we went down if you want a specific list or some highlights what were the random hypotheticals because that could be fun all right let's see some specific examples include shedding about a scenario where your dolled nala and cat plum hosted a pet talent

show we all said fun imagining what it would it be like if your radio show was broadcast from a a parallel universe and even some funny hypotheticals about what would happen if you had a time machine that could interview historical figures on your show. Lots of laughs and creatives him. He's cracking up. I don't know if I want to be a concern for you or not. Sorry, I ignore that. So what are some unhinged questions that I've asked you, like, you know, late night?

Absolutely. Recently, we've chatted about things like the challenges of postpartum weight loss. All you've talked to him about is time travel. And wait, long. I think she just wants to go back in time to when she was skinny. Oh, anyway, that was on our Onlyfans podcast. If you want to hear the full chat, you can digs OF to 33443. All good, Ben.

Yeah. And you look fantastic now. Keeping each other humble, man. Always. Clint McGin' Dan. Candle with Meg. Billy Eilish has done. little trailer on her Instagram of what

we can expect for documentaries. I feel like a little while ago there was a real surge in documentaries for pop artists and now it's kind of doing the same thing. Yeah, Katie Perry. Taylor Swift is now having another. Yeah, we had Katie's. We had, was it Justin Bieber's? Yeah. One Direction had one. I really liked Katie's one from memory.

It was actually basically every pop star did them. Yeah. It was a real surge of them for a while. Taylor Swift did one? Exactly. Well, she's doing another one as well, isn't she? And now Billy Elish, we've got a little bit of the trailer here to listen to. The fact that they've been sleeping there is so crazy. Should I post it and see?

Oh, my God. She's looking... Oh, my gosh. She's looking... I can't see anything. I don't know. I'm so many. I love you!

I think it's going to be very, very, very popular. That annoys me though Like so Why? People have camped out Like in sleeping bags Sleep to try and get to your concert Before everyone else

The actual artist sees that And doesn't have 10 minutes To go down and go Hey guys thanks so much For a line after getting in first So nice to meet your Like how many people Like sleep overnight

50 maybe You can meet 50 of your craziest Diehard fans And you just knock on the window I thought the same At least open the window And have a chat with them You know

At least kind of go open And go thanks so much of coming everybody who's ready for the concert they've given like 10 hours of their time you can't give 10 minutes of yours it's in theatre's March 20th so it's a little wild to wait but it is the tour it's the hit me hard and soft tour live in 3D

straight to cinema not like a Netflix not that I can see it looks like it's straight to cinema so 3D documentary but I guess it'll be quite cool to see the concert if you've even got to see it in 3D I mean I guess some fans it's a safety thing you know if you're going to but I mean Billy Artish's fans like they're not going to

surely they just want to give her a hug and get something so. So she's a director, and so is James Cameron. James Cameron? No wonder it's 3D. Yeah, he's doing Avatar. He's like, come on, I spent all this money on the 3D cameras, man. He's like, Billy, you know what to make this better? Some tall blue people.

She's like, please go. Wow, you're so the director of Avatar directing the Billy Irish talker. Pretty cool, right? That makes me more interested. Not that I wasn't interested, but I think I'm very, you know, that's a totally different kettle of fish. James Cameron is cool though He's directed some

Well done Meg That was the saying That was the saying Kettle of fish Meg will throw out a saying It looks me like Is that right? No idea what that means though

But what is kettle of fish I think a kettle is like Another word for like a Oh oh I don't know Like a jug A jug Yeah

I don't think you want to Oh thanks for explaining it dad So a jug of fish Hmm A jug of fish That makes me feel a lot That makes sense now We used to put fish in jugs before they put them in tanks.

Possibly. I mean, we could Google it, but it's going to take too long. So we're just going to have to guess. Yeah, so we'll just make stuff up on the radio for kids listening on their way to school. Scandu is all thanks to Ireland to read, the only Waikiki fairy that lets you book your seat online and then relax. Yeah, so good. So you don't miss out. You get there and realize, oh, it's full.

So we'll be on that tomorrow. Blady looking forward to it. Next on the show, Dan has an idea for a Christmas song. He's put it into practice. actually got on the studio yesterday and recorded some lines as well. Meg, I imagine you'll be doing the same later on today. It was when you used to coach. I haven't been invited to anything, but...

Okay, we'll find out what Dan's Christmas song, Yes. Rihanna and One Direction, all have in common next. Clint, Meg and Dan. We have an original Christmas song that has been made behind the scenes, hoping to get a few Kiwi and Aussie musicians to jump on it before we debut it next week. Yeah, it's already been recorded. I'll produce an EPLA, laid down some guitar.

We've got some drums, some strings over the top. of that as well. Clint, you went in yesterday and laid down some vocal. Were you happy with your work? Yeah, after at a clock, I will present you with some of the changes that I made to see if you're... Because I sort of I did say, you can do a little bit of your own sort of artistic

merit there. Oh, okay. But then I don't... What you wish for, allow him to do, Dan. Not too much. Not, I don't want him to change too many lyrics. Because I've sort of gone with a narrative with the song. It tells a story. Okay. Well, it's interesting because it has something in common with a Rihanna

and also a One Direction song This song here, SOS The guy who actually wrote it Years and years later Told us something that a lot of us Hadn't actually realized listening to this song Take a listen I wrote it, I had no idea what I was doing

The whole second verse of that song Is 80 song titles strung together As sentences because I thought it would be super clever Take On Me, aha You know inside you feel it right Take me on I could just die up in your arms tonight I melt with you

You get it right It's clever And then it turns out One direction Because I think Liam Payne Had a similar idea Whether he knew about the Rihanna one or not And they did it

Love songs Yeah With better than words A bit of a B-side But a hell of a hell of a song I'm all in a feeling Beyonce Lionel Richie

Oh yeah Yeah Every time we touch I'm all to look up You make me want to How I keep it's your love I got to listen this album again And actually you don't know

Until you've been told the fact That they did that Because it's so It sort of just works together Yeah And that's exactly what I've done With writing the lyrics to our Christmas song I don't even know that that was a thing though

I thought that I'd come up with a crazy new idea, but apparently not. Did you really? Really? Oh, I got it for this break then. Yeah. So basically I'm strung... Because when I went in and recorded my lines, I was like, oh, that's clever. Dan's done the One Direction thing.

And use Christmas songs. I thought I was just being lazy. I'm just using other people's lyrics. So basically what I've done is I've strung together a whole load of different Christmas song lyrics. So think of that in the song, there's lyrics from jingle bells, for instance. Santa Claus is coming to town This one's in there Is it like song titles

Or is it lyrics from other songs Lyrics from them Right Then I think I've included some You've just plagiarised other songs Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, I mean

I feel like what Liam did It was kind of clever And that it was all song titles But you've just gone and taken lyrics Out of other songs Yes I know what are they going to do Sue me

Possibly Possibly Yeah please don't And all this is And also, I've got a little bit of all I want for Christmas is you as well, Mara Carrey. Oh, wow. What about our Christmas songs that we did last year? Yeah.

Did you put any of... No, they weren't as iconic. Right. Yeah. But what I have done is written sort of a narrative claim. You've heard the song, Meg, you've heard it as well, to be fair, about Santa's idea of Christmas and what he wants for Christmas. Because we all think about what we want for Christmas.

What does Santa want? the big guy want. Yeah, and it's actually quite a feel-good story about what he wants, and he only wants one thing for Christmas. Oh, so you wouldn't have wanted me to change in any of the lyrics to, like, joke lines? Well, not really, because it's quite a sad song. It's kind of sentimental. Yeah, it's like a nice feel-good, so I want people to be like,

oh, that was sort of a tear in there, right? Yeah, Dad wants to cry it then. Why don't I present the changes I've made to you after A, and then you can get one veto. Oh, so you've made, like, multiple changes. Oh, the odd change. You said I feel free to mix it up. Have you done any whispering?

Have you gone like, Oh, God, Santa's coming. Stan! I whispered one time. Oh, well, that's the veto. I don't even need to hear it. Oh, okay. Hey, why do you have the changes after eight, man?

If he goes like, oh, baby, I'm Santa Claus. At the start of it. Okay. It's going to be a gag song by the end of me singing lyrics on it and Clint changing them. Yeah. If he changed it too much, you're out, Meg. I can't have too much jokes.

Clint Meg and Dan. Clint McGon Dan with Out Ash London because she's taking a lot. long weekend, so we got our Meg back. Oh, you were close. You were close, yeah, it's slipping up. It's like five months.

Yeah, true, true, yeah. It's like muscle memory, eh? That sort of stuff. So Miggs are here tomorrow as well. We don't get you next week, though, eh? No, I, you know what? The only day I might pop in is the last day, but then again, I might just stay home.

Yeah, right, see how you feel. See how you feel. Is that what your new thing is? You just come in when you feel like it. Basically, yeah. All right, we are talking unique names. If you've ever heard one, went to school with one, work with one, 0,800 the

edge. We'll do a fresh batch as we look back at our 12 days of Christmas faves. And day four, we look back at some of the most unique names that we've heard on the show when we first kick the segment off and you're right, Meg, Dan was trolled often. Someone's

already texts through that their first name's Crystal, last name Lear, and their middle name's Shandy. Crystal Shandy Lear. Stop it. Crystal Shandy Lear. That's a lovely name. I want to hang out with her parents though They sound like a bloody good time

So me and my partner We were on that baby named Tinder Apsing where you can cite Left with Right for names And we came across the name Hunter Which we psyched right We liked that name And it wasn't until our mother

My mother-in-law was like Hey put the first and the last name together My partner's last name is Blackie Oh Good catch Good catch That's a great catch Nudgy, how?

Food fly! Let's go to Warren. Hi, Warren. Hey. Hey, Warren, it was your friend? Yeah, so I went to sport, the guy named Craig. He was huge into his water polo and he's swimming, and little did we know that his dad's name was Peter and his surname was Fowl.

So he had a dad named Peter Fowl. Oh, my, no, he did it. What are the chances? I love that you've edited in, by the way. He was all the swimming every Saturday. By the way, you were like, he was to love him. watch you water polo which is like

to me we're relevant it feels irrelevant I don't know that's a thing it's got to get it's terrible this is terrible oh my god Nicky's oh my God

Nicky I've already seen what you've I'm not gonna look I'm not gonna look Mickey you went to school with a who his name was Dennis and his last name was

Ball Dennis Ball That one to me That one has to be on purpose right The parents have done that on purpose I don't think they have. What about Toby Lorone?

Tobe Lerone. It depends how long Tobleron was around. Because if he was Toby Lerone for many years and then Toblerone came out, I'd be pissed off. Tollarone's being around forever. 1908. I think he came second. Seymour Cox.

No, Lou Daniel. You're getting trolled again. You're like most heaven now, mate. He's gone deep. He's lost his head. I mean, there's... I had a customer called... sunny tan

Oh that's cute That's a cute one I really like that Clear glass Yeah It's good Clear glass Someone's text

through saying They knew a girl Called Anita Anita Dunn I don't think That's true Dad I think you're getting trolled

Again Coat hanger No No No it's going Macon Coat No you guys

It's a It's a silly one You're falling for it Full of a bucket though Yeah guys Yeah those are some of the best ones

that we've had over the course of this year. But if you're like, guys, you think that's funny, wait until we hear this one, we'll open the phones for a fresh batch. What are you laughing at? Oh, sad. There's someone that's got a hyphenated last name. Can I say it?

Dick Buffet. There's no. No, it's not. You're not hyphenating. You're not hyphenating. If you were hyphenating, unless you crack up. If your last name's Dick,

don't marry a Mr. Buffet and hyphenate. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We're going through your texts for unique names, which is something that we haven't done in a long, long time, but as we look back at some of our Christmas faves from this year, we stumbled across unique names. And one of your faves, Dan, are Shelley Cole,

who shared her nickname, and it has now been changed, and she's now a friend of the show. God, go on, Shelley Coles text through. People used to call her Smellyhol. Shelly, you poor girl. Poor Shelley. This is why my husband needs to do his work. Okay, if that wasn't a new name, that was just a mean nickname.

That was a mean nickname, and it's kind of like kicked off this whole thing. And believe it or not, there are always more. Oh, there's a forklift driver in Northland, apparently. First name, Phil, last name, Lepino, Philippino. I wonder where he's from. That'd be interesting. Paige Turner's listening from Hamilton? Paige Turner.

She's come through before, I will say, Paige Turner. Mike Oxlong apparently is a friend of the show No, you get again People send these in there They go, no, honest to God, though I went to work with them Like, you know, they really will die on the hill That they knew this person

Kate knows a pair of twins Called Benson and Hedges I think they're in the news one time actually The cigarettes? Yeah, the cigarettes Isn't that incredible? I know people will sometimes do that with their dogs Because they think it's funny

But you wouldn't do it with your kids, would you? Up for now That's coming in too fast. Can I say the one that's the lady that's first name's gay? It depends what the last name is, I guess. Four. Right. Some people need to just not take their husband's name.

Like, you've got to work it out. It's spout with H-O-R-E, you know? So it's actually an innocent name. And both innocent names. You know a lot of older gay, ladies called gay. But then don't marry. You're right, Clint. Don't marry him, Mr. Horde.

Yeah, I think you go by full name by that person. Point Galene. Yeah. Someone went to school with Eric Shin. Yes, I'm... Jackie married a guy who's last name was Daniels. So she became Jack Daniels. Yeah, damn.

Because Ben would always shorten Jackie to Jack, or Jacks. This is my favourite one of the morning. My favourite one. Malcolm Powder. I love the other one. It's like Telcum Powder. Powder his last name. Malcolm Powder.

Malcolm Powder is good. Like Dennis Ball. That was one of my favorite ones as well. It's just, it's so innocent. It's just so hilarious. Isn't that funny? I know you do wonder if parents are trying to be funny or if they truly just haven't said it out loud.

Yeah. Somebody surely flags it. Yeah. Someone's actually called an uncle called Ben Dover, got an uncle called Ben, last name Dover. What about Dick Quacks? He was a mayor. He was a mayor somewhere before Dick Quacks.

Yeah. My still my favorite is the lady whose last name's Dick Buffet. That is not true Call Dick Mustay Back Call the text I bet you that I'm winding you up I've got a hundy on it That they are trolling you

Laura said I called my son Jackson Harry Jackson But my husband said no He's gonna sound like Harry Jackson So Amanda Apparently Amanda's text through And she married So her last name's Amanda Clap

Lovely name But then she married a Mr Gother And so now her last name hyphenated is Amanda Gotha clap. No, Daniel. Okay, we're done. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Here we go.

It's just gone 8 o'clock. Let's see if we can give way $1,000. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter me gives you in 30 seconds, the cash is yours. You can pass. But no repeated answers. If we've got time, we'll come back.

All right, playing this morning is Justine. Hi, Justine. Hi. Good morning. How's your lead-up to Christmas going? Good, I've just got a few presents left But yeah You're one of the organised people, eh?

Yeah, good on you I was at the mall yesterday And there was a lot of stressed parents Like hunting round, you know, yesterday Were you one of them? Yeah. No, no, no, no. But were you just getting a butter chicken

And have it in prunes? Were you there? I reckon there needs to be a website Maybe it's something someone can start Because I'm not going to do it. But it was like, you just, it's called gifs under and dot com And you go to the website

and then you just select under and you go 50, 40, 20 or 10 and then just brings up all these cool toys that are under that price. Literally every website does that. Literally every website ever. You go to the warehouse, Kmart. But you can't filter my price. Yes, you can. What are you talking about?

I mean, nearly every website says like 20 and under, 50 and under. Are you joking? 80 and under, 100 and under. Sometimes you're such a boomer. Really. Okay. Justine, this works. out well for you. Your letter is J for Justine. Oh, cool.

Okay. Good luck. That's crazy because we had Richard on, no, Russell before, and he got R. So you're not doing that deliberately? No, I'm not. I'm not. Are you? Are you being dumb deliberately close to sign? I'm starting to wonder. Yes, yeah. I'm just trying to be relatable. Okay. Okay. Um, right, Justine. Here we go.

Name a country. Jerusalem. Something sweet. A juice Something at the circus Duggler A gemstone A musical genre

A singer A singer Jonah Something you write Yep something you write A joke A talk show host A Jeremy

Plexton Doesn't matter We actually let you play the game just for fun Because you got the first one roll Yeah, Jerusalem's a city, not a country. Yeah, but I've got it's Christmas. You were doing so good with the other ones, though. I think you started saying words

and your brain just filled in the blankly. Jeremy Clarkson is a talk show host, yeah. And Jerusalem was a great answer, but you could have said Jamaica or... I think we talked about Christmas too much at the start. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Screw you up. Sorry, Justine. Sorry, Justine.

Oh, that's all right. I love the game. It's so fun. Yeah. Oh, thanks, babe. Hey, why don't I? Why don't I? It's bloody Christmas.

Getting through as well. so that's cool. Why don't I give you one of our Christmas must-haves? It's a fragrance, all thanks to bargain chemist. Oh, yay, thank you so much. There you're very welcome. That's lovely. Yeah, fragrance.

Frenzy deals are on now at bargain chemist. I don't know if you can just like click and go under 100, under 50, under 20. Probably. Maybe. Probably. Who knows? So, enjoy that. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Lesh, go. He goes back today and tomorrow, because I don't know, Ash needed a holiday before Christmas. Lazy. Lazy. Lazy. I don't show my girls' faces on social media, but I do show the backs of their heads because it's hard to post anything if you haven't got your children involved in your life.

And if you have followed me on social media and the boys will be able to confirm this, my daughter, Daisy, my oldest daughter, has abnormally, like, unreal here. Yeah. So you've seen the back of the year. Incredible. You've seen the movie tangled?

It's almost like she, they end up dealing, like a real life movie of that, and then they show, you know, Rapunzel when she was young, your daughter could play that. Absolutely. Like the moment she was born, I remember even when I was giving birth,

the midwife said there's a lot of hair. Okay, and he's come out. And you were like, right, okay, well, sorry. I didn't get to the... I didn't think I needed to wax before. She's like, okay, the body's out name, just need to give birth to her hair. A lot of hair.

And everyone said it would fall out, and it never did. Daisy has not only really long hair. It is thick. It looks like it's been dyed. I've had people ask me what I, like, if I put it in rollers. Like it's,

and she just wakes up in it, it's like that. And every week, and that's no exaggeration. Like, because some days it happens more than once a week. About every week since she's been born, I've had total strangers come up, look at her and go, my God, beautiful here. And then they'll look up at me, always direct eye contact and go,

who she get that from? Oh, now that's a dig, in it. Do you know what, it is a dig? Because apparently not me. I mean, like, you can't say, who does she get that from while looking at me? Because that's, you're clearly saying, well, that's... Well, I'm going to stick up for you here, Meg,

because I disagree with them. I feel like Daisy is the spitting image of you, with hair and face. I've never noticed, and I'm not even... We're only seeing Meg when she's, like, dulled up for us to work. You know, she might be just out at the zoo, just woken up. No, I've seen her arrive at work. Jesus

I'm glad you agree it is a dig if somebody compliments your kid and then they look at you and go where do they get that from it's a dig because they haven't gone

well she's obviously got her beautiful curls from her mum not a single person has said she obviously gets that hair from you not I've never in four and a bit of her head

should I and then they'll be like Jesus look at her and you go yeah she didn't get mum's here unfortunately She's like, God, she's got beautiful bone structure. Where'd you get that from?

To be something. Well, to be fair, I think you do. She is mini-U-Megg. Do you think so? I think she's mini-guide. Your other one, Miller. I don't know. She doesn't look at it like either of you.

I struggle to think if she's even your child. Right. Well, I don't trust me, she came out. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah, but when she came out, did you keep tabs on her the entire time? Did they mix her up? Before she, between coming out and landing on your chest,

Did you keep... No, I went to surgery for two hours. So there's two hours I'm accounted for. She doesn't look like guy. She doesn't look like you. But yeah, be aware if you say to a child, a compliment and then say to the parents, where does she get that from?

Yeah, it is a dig. It's good to know where the traps are. Unless it's a bad trait on the kid. It's going to be like, God, he's got an ugly nose. Look at that for you. Where did they get that from? It'll be like, oh, thank you. In that case, don't go.

so much. Obviously my nose is better than hers. Yes, we know it's a rogan. All right. The Christmas song that Dan's been working on behind the scenes. You let me jump on it yesterday. But Dan wasn't able to supervise. And he turned around and said,

you have creative, license to change what you like. I've made a few. I'm going to run you by them, Dan. Just make sure you're cool with them. Do you think that Jay-Z gets the when people jump on his songs, they change stuff around? I don't know. Never met him. I want to share with a class, what happened, Meg?

Just the song was anywhere in, oh, Guy, your husband did what? Yeah, Guy pat me a lunch box, and I just opened it. It's got a little juice box in there. Oh, what are you, seven? Oh, mate, when it's finished, can we go out back and jump on it and make it pop? Yeah. Oh, she's been to put some tiny tetties in there in. Lovely.

Oh, my God, you are like a seven-year-old. He's packed you with a little kids lunch. Yeah, she'll be a little lunch. Tiny tetties and a juice box. Not tiny tetties, it's rice crackers. No, it's good to that be like. Oh, marshmallow slices. He's cut the crusts off your sandwich

A lot of other shows Just phoning it in departure lounge Not us, still squirreling away On a brand new Christmas song for you next week We've definitely arrived at the airport though Yeah, yeah, yeah And then we've worked out that I've got a Coru lounge pass

But I only get one other friend in And I'm with Meg and Dan's, I'm not sure what to do now Shotgun Oh, bugger Okay We'll bring you out club sandwiches Yeah, just traffic them out for me Meg normally, to be fair, does stash a lot of cheese in her handbag before she leaves.

Yeah, anyway, you've put ham down your bra before, haven't you? Yes, yep, yep, but yeah, I just don't, if it's free food, why not? Yeah. Well, why don't I just eat all the free food until you're full? What do you mean? I'll get hungry later. That's the thing about food. True, you always need it at some point. Anyway. Yeah, anyway, we're making a Christmas song like we do every year.

Last year we made three. This time we're just doing one. We're putting our brains together. We're all going to sing on it. We're going to get celebrities. on it as well. Yesterday, Clint, I had a podcast I needed to record. So I said to Clint, go through and record all your bits for the song.

All your bits. Lots of bits, Clint. I'll trust that you have, the talent and the know-how to do it. I think because we've got other artists that are supposed to be doing bits and pieces of the song, I said, look, I'll just record a bunch of lines. And then if those celebrities come through, you can just replace my line. Otherwise, it's just to be Clint's thinking on all the songs. Yeah.

The only advice I told him and the things I said is, just. don't change the lyrics. Right, too much, because it's a kind of a narrative, and if you change it, it all right. Oh, I remember you saying, mate, change whatever you like. Just knock yourself out, have fun, type vibe. Well, I see, within reason. Right.

I don't remember you saying within reason. Don't do too many trills of whispering. That's the other thing I see. Whispering. Okay. Well, you may not love the additions that I've made then to the song. No, I are a lot of veto, though, right? Yes, one veto.

One veto. I don't know why that's now a rule. Well, Grant, the music guy, I was going to replace some of Dan's lines with my voice, but he thought our voices worked well together. He's making a list and he's checking it twice. Going to find out if you're an or nice, but Santa only has one Christmas wish.

I'll tell you it's a country song. Yeah, I just typically... There's definitely a twang, man. Yeah, it's like when I ever do any kind of accent, it always leans, eventually falls back into just one type of accent. Right. Oh, that wasn't bad. I quite like that, to be fair. Yeah, okay, all right.

You've got a line in here that I thought, It wasn't long enough. But it's not all about what's under the tree. So I was like, okay, I could tidy that up. So, um, I did. But it's not all about what's under the tree. There's some of the tree. Okay.

Okay. I don't hate it, really. Yeah, because he's not doing his Texan, like, twang on it. Guys, this is just going to end up if you guys singing a song together again, you know that. You know, it's just going to be you two losers. What do we call it, the backdoor boys? No, you called it the backdoor boys.

And I said, I don't want to be in a band called that. The backdoor bars. I like the name. It's got a bit of a ring to it. Anyway, now, at the end, I felt like it was missing something. So I again added a little spice. So find that person that you love and let your words ring true.

Look into their eyes and say, All I want for Christmas Is you Is you That's the Vito That's it Yeah that's gone No whispering

No whispering I think your other additions were good I think they were genuinely good Grant thought I was cutting your lunch Because I went It's you Before you say it's you

And it's almost like You're revealing What's the most important thing And I There's just something cheesy About a whisper in a song I didn't hate it Dad wants people to cry in this song

Remember Oh is that way it is Yeah it's not a comedy gag And we want to paint it Is a good song That people want to be on Because we want celebrities to join us as well.

So when are we going to start painting that picture? Okay. Well, once they start to say, so if you want to join the backdoor boys on their big debut single. Don't send that to Guy Sebastian. Actually, if he could have been a third backdoor boy. If Guy Sebastian wants to be in the backdoor boys, then I'm in.

Not if it's just Dan and I. Clint Megan Dan. Stunky B. Time for the friend's phona is the thing that happened in the episode that I've pulled relatable enough that you go, Oh my God, yes, I do that. Okay, we are picking a Christmas episode when Phoebe doesn't want to get a real Christmas tree

because obviously, you know, you're cutting them down and you're effectively killing them. Yeah, there's always one in your lounge. You know, it's sad. They're just fulfilling their Christmas... Destiny, yes. Okay, so what happens to the old guys? Well, they go into the chipper.

I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds Yeah Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Also, whenever we buy a real tree picked out the bad one. I don't want the bad one and spend its whole year

growing to try to be as bushy as it can and just couldn't. The runt of the litter. Yeah. Do you actually? You must get a good deal on it. No, you never do. You paid the same price. So you're paying for a crappy Christmas tree. They've all died because usually they don't cut them down, do they? They're already dead at the shop. Yeah, they're dead at the shop. They've already been cut down.

Well, I mean, this... You may as well choose a nice one because they're all dead. A good podcast that I love, Hamish and Andy, used to be a radio duo in Ozzie. They do this thing and it annoys me that I don't think of it before they started doing extreme empaths because you're so empathetic Meg, so is Ash. It feels like it would have been a sitter for us where they take calls from people who will give feelings to inanimate objects.

Trees kind of different because it's a plant, it's living. But they will give feelings to things that don't have feelings because you're just so empathetic that it starts bleeding into your everyday life. Yeah. So I'd love to hear if you are, I guess like Phoebe in that episode, producer Nipia was telling me about something heated yesterday in the work bathroom. Yeah, so we've got those like toys. toilet roll dispensers that have two rolls of toilet paper in them,

and I felt bad that I was using from one roll of the toilet paper. So my second scrunch, I went to the other roll to make sure I was using them both evenly. You need help. That is something where you need to go and talk to someone about that. You're like, this role's never getting used. I didn't want to use one and not the other. It's not fair.

Although, to be fair, if you're giving feelings to the toilet roll, I would have thought you'd be going, please not me, please not me, please not me. Yes. I don't know why you think it's an honour. My ass is lovely, thank you very much. The other toilet I was going, shame. Shame, I'm being covered up by the little flat figure. Shows you again.

So if you're someone that, yes, you look, afterwards, you look back and you go, oh, God, I'm such an idiot. Why do I do that? There's a cup in my cupboard that never ever gets used. Every now and then I'll get it out and fill it up and have a drink. You are not. That is gone. It's always the last to be used.

I remember we spoke to a lady where, like, maybe it was over a year ago, and she said that whenever she goes into her cutlery drawer and she wants a teaspoon and sometimes there's only two left and the thing she'll never take the one, leave one alone. Oh, she always leaves her cutlery in pairs so that it doesn't get left by itself and get lonely. You are clinically insane.

That honestly, you need out there. It's a tough world being a really extreme empath because everything's sad. Okay, well we'll take some calls. I'll wait under the edge or 3343. If maybe your partner does it and you're like, what are you doing? And then they explain to you and you're like,

oh my God, like to be inside your head it must be a minefield. Extreme empaths. It's nice to have them amongst us. We need them. Gives the world balance. Do we need them, though? It's exhausted.

That's the thing. You'd get rid of us, but we wouldn't get rid of you, Dan. Yes. Yes. Ever. We're talking friends, Fona, the episode where Phoebe finds out the killing Christmas trees to put them up in the lounge, and then she finds out afterwards the ones at the end of Christmas go in the chipper,

which obviously isn't as fun as it sounds. And we'd love to hear if you're an extreme empath. What is it that you give feelings to? Somebody texts in saying, I can't delete apps. When they start jiggling, like they're scared and I just can't hit the X. Oh, my God.

That makes sense. Yeah, why do they need to make them shake like that? That is just, I can't deal with that. I couldn't deal with it. What do you mean if your wife was like that or something? If my wife was like that, oh, then we wouldn't be together. Really? Yeah.

Why? Why? That's an inanimate object. Someone walked into a door the other day. You know, sometimes where you like... Or you turn the corner to the door. Yep, apologised. And then they said, they then apologized again on the way back because they didn't feel like the first one was actually sincere enough.

Oh, my Lord. Let's go to Kelsey. O eight hundred the edge. Kelsey, morning. Good morning. Good morning. What did you get feelings to? So my husband had a car accident a few months ago.

He was fine. But the car got written off. And I've felt very sad for the car ever since then. And every time I see a similar car on the road, I feel really sad. Cars definitely, you give names. I kind of get cars to a certain degree because you sort of learn to love them. And they sort of have a personality, I guess, because they've got the eyes and those. They sort of have humanoid.

Yeah, you've ever had a name. Yeah. I get that one. But now like a teaspoon or something, I just don't know how you could have feelings for them. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, what about you, Julia? Well, my husband, he uses his middle finger as his pointing finger. And I feel like that his pointing finger then doesn't get to do its job anymore.

Because it's like it gets one job. So then what does his point a finger mostly used for then to even it up? Well, it doesn't because it gets held down when he points. And so, and he also types with his middle finger. Oh my gosh, his pointer fingers are just useless. Usually are just sitting there, really. Yeah, I mean, they'd be used to pick things up. It'd be interesting if he rotated his pointer finger

so that he gave each finger a turn when he was pointing at something and kept it fair. Maybe you could suggest it. It's just weird, and it probably annoys me a wee bit too. Oh, it sounds like Julie's getting the ick. Yeah. Hey? And Michelle, what do you give feelings to with inanimate objects?

So I can't leave a single P behind on the plate Because perhaps I already ate all its family And then the P's left all alone Yeah Yeah, I mean Have you talked to someone about this, Michelle? Do you know what sad is that The P might have been like, I survived

You know, if you're looking on the other way They're like, oh my God, I was the one left over, I'm the winner If your whole family was eaten by a shark Would you dive into the shark's mouth Just to be with them as well? This person actually is a great one Hey guys One of my best friends, not me

She felt sorry for a snail that she had in her house A slug So it was moving around her house And she kept it, didn't want to kill it And then she accidentally stood on it And cried and had a full meltdown Now I know that it's a living creature Yeah, it's a slug

This reminds me of a similar story Where a friend had like a fly in their car and they were driving for the summer like up north and they went for like three hours and then they felt bad they had to keep it in the car because if they let it out the window

it'd be like so far from it. Family would never find them again it was like I have to keep it alive and take it home in a week. I mean these people are obviously just lovely people right that have just got too many feelings so many feelings

I think they're called hypersensitive It must be exhausting It is exhausting It is exhausting Damn God Even other people that is like Like, I turn my brightness down on my phone just to give my battery a rest

because it's just doing, it's just full noise all day. Alex's text through dead stoats on the road. They're a pest, but they're so cute. I agree with that. Have you ever seen a stote? Yeah, but that's a living animal. That does have feelings. Yeah, they are cute.

Yeah, I get that. Yeah. But they are a pest, Clint. Tamara said, doesn't Clint do this with his shirts? Do you cut all the sleeves off so they don't feel left out? Yeah. He's definitely done it today. He's wearing a T-shirt, there's got no sleeves,

and then a vest over the T-shirt. The tissue with no sleeves is a singler and the shirt with no sleeves is a vest, okay? I'm giving the other things in my wardrobe a chance to have a turn. Just because they weren't made with sleeves doesn't mean they shouldn't get worn as well, especially in summer. If you're a rubbish man that goes past Clit's house,

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