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Episode Date: August 26, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI.... In today's episode of The Edge Breakfast Show, Clint, Megan, and Dan are joined by Ash London. The team dives into the biggest news of the day: Taylor Swift's surprise engagement to Travis Kelsey. They discuss the details of the announcement, including the speculated cost of Taylor's engagement ring and the significance of her chosen outfit. The show also features a variety of engaging segments such as 'Ask Me Anything' where they speak to a foot model about the world of selling feet pics, and 'Dan's Google History' which reveals some of Dan’s quirky Google searches. They share listeners’ hilarious stories about what happened while they were in labor and engage in a lively debate about celebrity statuses. The episode wraps up with an exciting giveaway for tickets and camping passes to Rhythm and Vines, making one listener's New Year's unforgettable. Tune in for fun, laughter, and all the latest pop culture news! 00:00 Introduction and Greetings02:26 6:00 AM Throwback Playlist09:20 First Caller of the Day: Marilyn's Cancer-Free News12:52 Taylor Swift Engagement Photos17:28 Ash's Dream Confession21:12 High Rollers Club and Marble Race22:38 Mother-in-Law Stories31:42 Chocolate Lottery Game35:59 Dan's Winning Streak36:48 Google History Exposed40:24 Ask Me Anything: Foot Model48:28 Celebrity A-List Debate58:21 Taylor Swift's Engagement01:03:31 Labor Stories01:12:45 R&V Ticket Giveaway

This is a podcast from Rover. Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky Boo. Yo, turn the sound up. Love music. Love music. Jarra suffra. Love life.

Clint to the Dan and the Meg. Where they're flooding in. Clint to the Dan and no Meg. Come on, Ash. Pull it together. Clint. To the Dan. And I make.

Drop the Bess. This is Clint Meg and Dan live. Drop for the beers. He's back in the house. Come on a hang. Randall! Sitting next to my air purifier, well, ashes air purifier.

The ring is still blue. Yes. Which is good. I don't think it turns blue for like virus, red for viruses, just for like contaminants in the air like dust. Do we want to sort of aim it in his face, just so it blows? Well, I put it very close to him. Ash comes, we'll get in with your purified.

She goes, don't take offense. It's like, like, places it literally right next to you. It's like literally that long ear to look old Beyonce on stage. I'm like, Jesus, how do I? Yeah, look, I got issues with my medical anxiety. And as such, you expected me to do it. Yeah. What a day to be alive, though, today.

Clint's back, Taylor Swift's engaged, Checo Perius and Bellary Bodas, announced at Cadillac and Formula One. Oh, what a day for Dan Whivy. That is, honestly, Valtarine Checo, as well as Taylor and one day, really is your whole, the whole middle of your Vendigris. It is, there's been diagram. Yeah.

It's been there somewhere as well. Yeah. We're happy to have you back. We missed you. Cal did a wonderful job. He did. And we do have to have a moment of silence. Yeah.

Cal did mention yesterday that his puppy was sick and on the way and Nambas, she's gone. Yeah. After 13 beautiful years. Beautiful job. But she passed away in the sunlight in the backyard, with the whole family around her. So he's taking a day off, I think, obviously.

Sort of brought the vibes down a little bit. Sorry, but Taylor's footage is engaged. You also said a moment of silence and then you talked the whole way and I was waiting for you and you never gave it. So you can't actually do silence on the radio we get fired. Yeah, dead air, it's called.

Dead air and then do you have an emergency thing? No, I was in a radio session once where dead air and emergency like playlist would kick in. And it was always Brookford always started with the Brooke Fraser. Now we can't do it. Go me a life-line. Clint, Meg and Dan Oh my gosh

About to jump into our 6am throwback It's the playlist versus our suggestion The playlist already has loaded Boring No Me and Dad are going to veto Whatever you just have Because we've just had an off-air discussion

But you know like pitch your idea You want to hear it? Yeah I'm going to be my Bigger It's good cause Because Oh it's a bloody good

Tell us lift is now Travis Kelsey's It girl Oh, okay, okay. We were thinking that maybe a Taylor Swift song, potentially even a love story. Marry me, Juliet. Or mine? Yeah, no, that's not a radio hit though, is it? Oh, mine's a banger, though, isn't it?

A girl is a great song. Oh. Yeah, if you haven't heard Taylor Swift engaged this morning to Travis Kelsey. The rock on that ring, by the way, Jesus, that would have. The cost of, do you think he borrowed some of her money to watch? That's what I thought was a bear money? Like, he's like, look, when we're married, I'll be a billionaire, so whatever.

It looks like about seven carrots, I reckon. Oh, my goodness me. Yeah, that's a half a million dollar ring. I would normally, most people would be looking to get like a point two of a carrot. Half a carrot would be a big ring. If you can get a full carrot diamond, she's pretty decent. Unless you're ash London. And it's just like, do not get down on one knee

If you're working with a point carrot No, I will say I don't even have a diamond ring I've got a ruby ring but yeah, two carrots does have you changed the colour you can afford to get a bit of two Wow

Oh my goodness Yeah I reckon we play a bit of tape Yeah we should What do you like him? I mean you can't go past love story Yeah I think it's got to be love story Because she says the words marry me You know

Oh does she? But make sure you get Taylor's version Although she owns her original now Oh, God, shut up to it. For you, Derulo fans, maybe we get a little it, girl, tomorrow morning. Yeah, it was a great shout. On any other day, that would have been a, you know, pictures on the wrong day.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. All right, it is time to find out. What a time to come back, actually, after being away sick the last couple of days. Dan had his testicle scan yesterday. Yeah, and a scan of my bladder as well. Was that just over the tummy? Yeah, sort of like lower to me. And nothing, you'll be pleased to know, guys.

Everything's fine. Thank the Lord. Oh, that's great. The other thing is they don't know why I'm weeing so much. I reckon you've got subconscious stress and anxiety. Really? Yeah. I'm a very unstressy guy.

But you know how like... It's unconscious. You know when you're in bed and then you're like, oh, I think I need to go wheeze. And you're like, no, I'll be fine. You're like, oh, maybe I should go wheeze because I don't want to wake up. And then the more you think about it, more it gets in your head. And maybe you think about going wheeze more than anyone I know.

And I'll say this. I was really nervous going into it and there was absolutely no need. Like it was such a cruising. thing, the person that did it was lovely. You could tell that they... It was a man. The only difference was he had to get two machines because it was so big.

They could give you an MRI to put you in the... He's got giant balls. Did he lose them up first? It's only the second time this ever happened. The last time was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. You know no woman wants big balls, right? As in like, to deal with big balls. It's not a sexy thing.

Isn't it? You're not going to be here. Look at the size of those. Had even the big D, no one cares. They had like all the interns come in and go, wow, look at that. Look at that message so long. If anything, if your nuts are big, it probably makes your pecker look smaller. That's what they see.

They go, man, you've got a small D. He'd go, no, if he's got giant balls. They said it was clinically out of whack. That's what they said. No, but it all went really, really well. How long did it take the whole thing before, like, showing your balls and putting your balls away? 20 minutes. Oh, that's longer than I thought it would be.

Wow. That's about 18 minutes longer than that. I thought. Yeah, well, they sat five minutes for normal people. But the surface area. They had to get more loom. I'm joking. They had to go down to peaches and cream.

Yeah, for goodness sake, it's just downstairs. So anyway, it was all well. And I just, in all seriousness, if you were ever nervous about that kind of thing, don't be. It's just such a, I was nervous, but, you know. And I think, like, girls do it much more than guys, because, you know. It's because we have to have the bloody, every two years we get the, Pap. Yeah, exactly. And then we get the mammograms, but we're just so used to it. Whereas as a man, I just don't feel like you do it as much and so it's nerve-wracking.

There's no need. Do you actually get like a letter? Like, let's say when my warrant of fitness is almost due in my car, it'll go, hey, your warrant's due. And then that's how I know to book it in. Yeah, we get a letter. You are due for your next typical cancer screening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every year you have to do it. Unless you've got your high risk. Oh, you got like history of it and your family. Yeah, now there's a self-serve. You can do it. You can do like your own one at home, right?

Yes. But the margin of area is so much great. that the chance of then getting recalled is... Anyway, but yes, for people that just want to do it themselves, he can. You do a lot of the DIY desical stuff at home, don't you, Dan? No, not really, Clint. Let's not talk about that on here. Right. Okay, but the good news is, despite all the jokes...

Trust me, I'm a daughter. As he puts his latex gloves on. All good, happy days. Yeah, no great. It was all good. Although it does feel like you've taken your car to a mechanic, and then they go, hey, man, seems all good to us. We don't know what's wrong with it.

Like, yeah, but it's running, it's not running, it's still squeaking. I said, well, I'm still wearing it. And I was like, is it anything you know? And they're like, I don't know. Was it like very much. Did you weigh overnight last night? Yep, twice. What?

I know. I know. I don't know what it is. Maybe my bladder's just shrunk. I don't know. Have they checked your prostate? Yeah. Everything.

Not that I'm a doctor. You did that on air like last year? Yeah. He was like that was one of the best. No, he did not. The most thing. That's a solid prostate. Yeah.

One of the best they've ever felt. Yeah. So anyway, just go and get, I think the moral of the story is go and get checked. Even if you're nervous, there's no need to be nervous. Okay. First call of the day next, 0-800 the edge. We've got a voucher. We'll give you to go spend in store at Z on whatever the hell you like.

If you want free coffee for the rest of the week, yours. If you want morning tea with pies every day for the rest of the week, yours. Thai chicken. Do you reckon they sell Lou? Yeah. Oh, you know. They definitely would. They definitely would.

Convenience store. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing more convenient. in that move. I don't think they do a pie and loop combo. I think that's the pie and drink for nine bucks. Yeah.

You can talk to the guy at the gym. Yeah. Do a deal. Clint, Meg and Dan. Lesh goal. First call of the day. First call on the day. Oh, yeah.

She texts us. I'd say she texts every morning. Yeah, we love Marilyn. We know the morning's off till a great start. The morning's actually started for us. Yes. When Marilyn sends us a message. And she sent us through a message this morning

that caught our attention because it is the best news. ever. Morning, Marilyn. Hey, sweetheart. How are you? Good. Now, tell us... I'm living the best day of my life. I bet you are. Tell us what you found out yesterday. I'm breast cancer free.

Yay! That's so. Congratulations, Marilyn. Wow. How long have you been living with the news from when you were told you have breast cancer to yesterday saying that you are now in remission? Yes, since May.

May. That's a stressful... Wow. ...biopsies and hookworms and you name it. Good on you, darling. I bet you had the best sleep of your life last night. Oh, yeah. I didn't wake up until half three this morning.

Oh, wow. That's a sleeping for you, Maz. Wow. So, Marilyn, I'm probably using a word remission, and I've done this before in the wrong context. What do they actually say, like, you're now cancer-free and you have to keep going back how often just to make sure that, you know, it hasn't...

Every year I get a... normal mammogram. Last year, it was normal. This year it wasn't. Wow, good on you. Good on you for keeping on top of it because a lot of women, they get busy, they think of other things and they forget to do it.

No, no. Even you guys need to get that finger, man, you know? I mean, really? Yeah, I know it's so important. It's male prostate, it's female breasts. That's right. You know? Yeah, blue September, actually only in just a few days

as a reminder for, you know, men to get prostate check and stuff. In fact, last year, I don't know if you heard it, and Clinton and I wrote a song for Blue September, didn't we? And we played it the other day to Ash to see if we could play it again this year. I don't know if we can. It was a little bit. It's so rude, but it's so good.

Because that's what you need to shock people sometimes. Don't worry. Put it all. Okay. Marathon loves it. Someone to look forward to next week then as a reminder to our men to get checked as well. So how are you celebrating? Working. Yeah.

I meet you at the Pye Awards a few weeks ago. two days after the operation. Yeah. I don't think there's a compression bra. You don't like being squeezed in so much. Yeah, of course. Oh, we're so stoked for you. What does it do, Marilyn, for your just general life perspective,

you know, when you go through something like you have? Relief, a lot of relief. Because you don't know from day to day where you're going next. You know, until yesterday, until I get that result, I didn't know where or what was going to happen next. Yeah. You know, it was either more surgery or phomasectomy or what, you know? Yeah.

Well, now you're not gone anywhere, baby. One was invasive, but one wasn't, so. Yeah. Oh, that's great news. I'd imagine it's a real big wake-up call, eh? Yeah, I love my surgeon. She's amazing. Big shout out to Dr. Catherine Gail at Takapuna.

Yeah, thanks, Dr. Captain's amazing. Come on, Marilyn. We love you, sweetheart. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being a part of this show. morning every day. Love you, sweetheart. You're the best.

All right, we'll get a voucher out to you for first call of the day. Thanks to our show sponsors, Z. How incredible A. And a nice reminder as well for everyone else when you're like, oh, Wednesday, not too much going on. It's like, if you've got your health. You're the richest person in the world if you're healthy and your kids are healthy. Best day you have a Maryland's in remission.

Taylor Swift's engaged. Yeah, actually more on that. Coming up in Scanorex, the biggest news, if you've missed it, inside the last hour. It's happened less than an hour ago. How many likes so far on the post? Uh, nine million. It's been up for less than an hour.

Oh, my gosh. She's insanity. Look, we'll talk more on this next. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. Gossip of entertainment. Scandal. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal.

The caption, your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. Great American accent. God you're good at that. Thank you so much. And then it's a carousel. It's Taylor and Travis in a jungle. Then they're surrounded by a wide. and dusty pink rose installation.

It's very, what would you say? What words would you use to describe this? It's enchanting. Whimsical, enchanting, just gorgeous. Have they done engagement photos? Well, they're not like super posy. So it's them standing there where he's on one knee and then embracing.

Almost looks AI. Like the backdrop looks like something out of a movie. I feel like she would have smelled something once they walked in there and she's like roses everywhere he gets like... There's no way he proposed without letting her choose the ring and know that he was going to do it and she'd orchestrating it.

Like you can't be surprising Taylor Swift with an engagement. What did you say it was apparently worth $500,000? Yeah, $500,000 US dollars is the approximate and it's a 7 to 8 karat ring. It looks like a stunning ring. A very simple kind of like big rock on a gold band I think. Yeah, it's very evermore vibes. It's Victorian-inspired.

It looks antique, but... And then she's got her Cartier Diamond watch all on the rest. I'll lead to 10 out of 10. Now, we said that this could be the most liked Instagram post ever. How many likes has it got so far? It's still on 12 million and 330,000 retweets.

It's got a long way to go to get past the most liked, 75 million likes on Lionel Messi's post celebrating the Argentineas FIFA World Cup win, 22. 75 million. She's a fifth of the way there in an hour, so. You'd think it's maybe going to get there? Maybe, I don't know.

Yeah. Because I feel like all the people, people in the world who care enough to like it have seen it at this point. Their friends have texted them. Right, you think it's like it would have this exponential growth inside the first couple of hours.

Yeah, and then it'll peter off. Yeah. Because I think if you haven't liked it within a couple of hours of it happening, you don't care. Yeah. Wow, exciting news. You've got a bit of fluff hanging off yet.

Have I? It's really shitting me. It's gone now. It's being there all morning but she just thought she just wait till you're on here. Yeah, it's gone now. What sort of fluff was it? I don't know, it looked like a long bit of dangley fluff.

I think it's bad. I think it's starting to finally come through. You know what? I've been sent some, I got a chemist warehouse package the other day and they included in it some beard like masking the grey's beard dye. It was almost like a pass-ag thing.

Now why would you mask the grays? The speckles of grey and a bead is so sexy. Apart for anything else, I can't really grow a beard. And then the fact, I think if I did there'd be some grays in the middle and they're like, cover them up. So thanks, Kimm's Warehouse. But everyone got it though, darling. I wouldn't take it personally.

Yeah. There's a lot of that. else to it. It's just the all those like beard stuff just for dance. Speaking of, okay, what do you think about this BS? My husband has gone to some, it's a media works event, right?

So it's like the company that owns this company. They're doing an inaugural Father's Day Golf Day on Father's Day. Taking them away from their kids. Yeah, 18 holes. Yeah. What the hell is that about? I am incensed.

Because golf is not one of those sports so you can just duck away for an hour and play. No, he'll be gone for five. hours on Father's Day. On his day. So I'm left with the kid. We're going to have to like do a big breakfast and then he rushes off. To do like what he wants to do on his day. We just hang out with his wife and child obviously. I can't believe this company would do a Father's Day event at the most non-specdated sport alive. Like if it was a basketball game, we could all go along and cheer for Papa. Not if he's just...

But he's the thing. Get a golf cart and follow him. He could say no, but he said yes. I can't even be hungry at the company. get angry at him because he's like, well, it's my day and that's what I want to know. As he doing that thing where he's at home, he's like, I wish it wasn't happening. Oh, I'll email Wendy to cancel now. I wish I could get out of it. I'll do it if you want me to. No, I can email her.

Oh, my email's down. Oh, the servers are down. Clint Megan Dan. So for today's naughty, 640, we've got a guest in the studio. Special, would you say it's a special guest? Definitely a special guest. Tegan. Good morning.

Hi, my friend. Hello, darling. Actually, I have no idea why I'm in here. She doesn't know. She's in the kitchen, making a breakfast, making coffee. I say, babes, you've got a couple of minutes. That makes three of us, because I don't know. Clint doesn't know.

No. Okay, so only Ash knows. Only I know, but I need to tell everybody something that happened to me overnight and has to do with Teeks. Oh. Six dream. Well, I... That's where we're straight away.

Oh, we're just straight away. Well, it is 90640. Last night, I had a dream that I told you I was in love with you. Oh! I did know what I thought you. You were going to say? I thought you were going to say you had a dream about my man. Oh, man, it wouldn't be the first time.

And I'd tell you that. And I would have been like, fair enough. I would have been like, fair enough. Oh my God, you told me you love me. Like, I don't know, okay, I love you. I love you, but I'm not in love with you. Oh, okay, it wasn't it, I'm in love with you. It was, I'm in love with you.

In the dream. Now, this is interesting because yesterday, Clint, you weren't even here privy to this about Teags. Ash was thinking about me while she was having sex. No, that was the... It popped into my mind because he told a story about that he likes to have a cup of tea after he has sex. Oh, that's interesting? Yeah.

Is that you're like after game you kick-ons? Yeah, exactly. Just a little cup of tea. Very, very old tea. Okay, can we remember any more of this dream? All I know is that we had the conversation and then you were like, sis, I love you, but not like that. I was like, cool. But then I saw you again and I had forgotten that I told you I loved you.

And then we were hanging out and I remembered and I had that the memory, like I had a, flashback in my dream of telling you that I loved you and you rejecting me and then I was all that I was like oh my gosh Ash why would you hang out with her again like she's rejected you but you were so cool about it well I think that would be real what did TIG's doing the lead-up to you deciding to proclaim nothing there was no lead-up she's just being hurt I just being hot there was no leader yeah just your usual hot just iridate just standard shit really you should you should look that up because I'm always like a if I have a dream or like a reoccurring dream I have to unpack it so look up like it's look at it's look at okay

You're falling in love with your friend. Yeah, it wasn't a sex. It wasn't sex. It was just, I'm in love with you. Proclaiming your love with your co-worker. I have dreams that my mouth is full of gunk and I'm always trying to claw the gunk out of my teeth and I can't get it out.

Do you put that in my brain. That might be one of those ones where maybe you need to say something that you don't. Okay, so this is a great answer. It says often this dream symbolises the admiration of qualities that friend possesses, a desire for greater intimacy, including scissoring.

Yeah, I made that last bit up. Thank you, Tegan. We'll leave you with that. I love that. All right. Well, you girls have a lovely day. Susie your latest, sis.

Thanks, T. We laugh. So we want to throw it out there. What do we do? Sex dreams are good, the bad and the ugly. Yeah, I love that. Who have you accept, and it might not be an actual dream dream.

It might just be a, like I had, an admission of true love. I'd love to also hear from someone that maybe they've had the dream and then it's come true later, you know? Like they've had the dream about the boss and then later on the boss. Because you can't force yourself to dream about who you want to. Sometimes it could be like amazing or you go, oh my God, why did I dream about that person? Like I never thought Daniel Ricardo, the MF1 drive, was hot and then I had a spectacular dream about him.

And from then on it's like I'll do anything for him. Great teeth. Great teeth. Great laugh. A bit of a beak on them, though. Yeah, but we can't have no. Ash likes them. Yeah, I do, actually. Oh, 800 of the edge.

The good, the bad and the ugly, six dreams. Judgment free zone. Does anyone have one about their cousin? Oh, it sounds like Dan's got something to share with the class. Just check it. No, all good. Clint Meg and Dan. It's the Edge Breakfast.

High Rollers Club. 10 marbles in the race Friday. One of them will win and take away 15 million Vietnamese dong, which works out to be about $1,000 New Zealand dollars. Still good. One in 10 shot at being that winner is Maddie from Christchurch. Morning, Maddie. Oh my God!

Congratulations. I can't believe I got on. Yeah, well, you did. And you've got five, marble number five in the race. It's a lucky number. Oh, I thought she's won easy money. Yeah. I'm so exciting.

Okay, if you win the race, what would just spend the Vietnamese Dong on? 15 mil. Well, I'm actually going to Vietnam in two months. Oh, my gosh, we'll give it to you in Dom if you win. We won't even give it to you an ZD. I know. I said to my partner. I was like, oh my God, I literally need to get on the line this week. Wow.

Okay, so you will be Marble No. 5. Yep, Marble number 5. We'll give it to you in cash in a briefcase if you win. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Oh, no, we'll give it to her in a bar and me, the Vietnamese roll. We'll just stuff the cash in it.

Five more chances to get a marble in the race throughout the rest of the week. 8 a.m. Friday is when the big race is happening. Okay, so Maddie, make sure 8 a.m. Friday that you are able to take our call. We'll have all the people who have a marble in the race on the phone. Yeah. Okay. On you, Maddie. We need to learn to Vietnamese so we can tell good luck in Vietnamese when people leave.

Yeah, that's good. My mother-in-law is in town. As you guys know, I've been telling you that she's the best. She'll do anything for me. And come on and actually put it to the test. How far will Jenny go for my record? I heard about this. One of those people that just goes, yep, yep, yep.

What if you need, Dale? And then you go, how much can I take the piss and see what I can get her to do? I think I'm in love with this point. The piss was taken. She's amazing. She's just incredible. Clint, Megan Dan. And she has her in-laws staying with her at the moment.

Her husband's parents. Yeah, and in case you did miss it, side note. Tay-Tay, about to have a mother-in-law, engaged about an hour and a half ago. Get on socials if you want to see. Or you can text the word, what's the word? Ring to 3-3-4-3. I think Bella set it up so you can see the ring. My mother-in-law,

Janie, Salt of the Earth, the greatest woman in the world, they're from the country. I think that really helps when people are from the country. You can tell she's from the country, just the way she talks. Absolutely.

So she is visiting us at the moment, mainly to see the cube, I understand. And you miss this clinic because you're off sick, but I was issued a challenge to see just how much I could get away with and what I could ask her and that she would kind of say,

yes, of course, of course. Oh, this makes me feel bad for her because she's being pranked. Yeah, but she loves it because Jenny's whole thing is she loves to be useful. She just wants to help. Oh, bless her. So I'd asked her to, um, had med coming over for a play date with the kids. I asked her to bake all this stuff. Of course, darling. I asked her to do the condition report for our rental. Of course, darling. Then I sent Adrian in my husband, her son, to see

if he could have a crack. Um, so shirts. Yes. You got some to iron. Yeah. Is that all right? Yeah, sure. Bring them down. I only noticed this morning the iron was sitting there and I thought, oh, I bet you've lined your shirt for work. Yeah, how many? Any, all of them? All of them, all the shirts I've got. Yes, all the shirts you've got. Okay.

Oh, well, I'm not. Yes. But bring them down. Oh, like, if I needed them all tonight, though? Yeah, you need something for tomorrow, don't you? Yeah, but if I needed all of them on for tonight? Oh, yeah, of course. She sounds lovely.

Like, I'm imagining her to be a little munchkin. She is. But what I do love about Janie is that if you cross her or any of her children or any of the people under her wing, as she calls it, She takes people under the wing. It's like a mother duck. She's like, she will go to war for you and never forgive them. She, Jenny holds a grudge.

So she's got a bit of a savage side. Yep. Next up, we asked her to drive two hours to get a birthday present for Buddy Off Trade Me, two hours there, she said yes. And she wasn't like, have you heard of couriers? Do they have them in New Zealand? I'll do anything for you, she said. And then just play the final bit of audio here.

This is the piesta resistance. You know the bed? Oh, yeah. We're sending it back to, because it's too firm. Yeah. So it's going to take. a couple days to get it back. So we'll, we're happy to sleep on the floor.

Just need you to be here for the delivery person. Okay, yeah. Okay. But we can sleep on the floor. No, you're in your 70s. No, I'm happy, darling, to sleep on the floor. What day is that? Tomorrow, so you'll come tomorrow. Yeah, so it'll just be one or two nights or whatever. No, we'll sleep on the, we'll sleep on the floor, thank you.

No problems at all. Is that her husband? Yeah, it's what's like, oh, stop it. Like the two of them would just be like, once we hire professional moves, to pack up our entire work was paying to pack up our entire house and move it and she couldn't look at me

she was disgusted that I would pay people to do what she could do for me you're so lucky because there's a lot of people and I'm in your boat as well Ash that a lot of people have in-laws they hate that they can't get on with and sometimes it's the point where the child of those parents

they love them and they come and stay but the partner hates them yeah we want to talk monster-in-law story next. Dan, I think you misread the situation yesterday when you heard the name and straight away it brought up certain connotations about said mother-in-law. Hi, Mother-in-law's name is Cherie. Oh, absolute piece of work, EOS. I reckon she's starting beef within the family. I reckon you can't stand her. She can't stand you. No, not even at the slightest. He's an amazing lady. Oh, really? Everyone loves a mother-in-law.

one of the few good Cherries, I think. I think Cherie's a fine name. So we're going to do Nightmare Monster Heroes. And you can go anonymous, we'll put a voice decoder on. No one will know who you're talking about. But, oh boy, I know we're going to get some stories here. And there'll definitely be some people who, I think, would start throwing their exes' mum under the last.

Oh, yeah. You'll get a bit of that. Yeah. Once my ex-boyfriend was a dick, and he was really rude to me in front of his whole family, and his dad is exactly the same. So he pretty much just learned how to treat people from his dad and the mum pulled me aside

and said, you'll learn to get used to it. Oh, yeah, dropped that. She knew, she knew. I was like, no thanks, babes. Yeah, sometimes they can be nightmares. Got a story, 0-800-the-edge, we've got a double-passed our must-see movie we'll give away to our favourite call her next point.

We're talking monster-in-laws, which Ash's mother-in-law is definitely not. She sounds like the sweetest person you'd ever meet. Absolutely, and like, we also have a relationship that's good enough that if she is pissing me off, which would be very rare that I could tell her.

What would she say if you were like you're pissing me off? She'd go, oh my God. Oh, darling. Oh, my God. Of course, of course. What did Jenny do? Okay, okay.

It feels like one of those relationships if you and your husband ever split, you'd still... Oh, I'd be texting Jenny Erdi. Yeah. This text is... She'd be like, what did he do? Yeah.

Speaking of bad mother-in-laws, my ex's mom took me up for dinner to ask me to break up with her son because I quote, deserved better. Oh gosh, that's so bad. What about those ones you hear where they like pay them? You know, I'll give you 10 grand to walk away now.

Or is that just happen in the movies? I love that. My friend's mother-in-law came to the hospital when she had had the baby, even though they asked her not to, and changed the baby's nappy for the first time without asking. Like, changed. And my friend was like, no, I'd like to do that for the first time. She was like, no, no, no, no.

No, no. The first ever. Ever. Ever. Yeah, yeah. He wasn't even, like, invited to the hospital. Paul, you've got an issue with your mother-in-law, or is it your ex-mother-in-law?

My ex-mother-in-law. Come on. She tried to convince me and my ex to go back to work so she could have our son and take day-to-day care of him. And then when I did leave my ex, she then financed a petty court case to try and take him again.

Oh, my gosh. And did you, have you, had you done any shady stuff to make her do that? Oh, victim blaming, Dan. Like, had you cheated on your wife or something? Yeah, yeah. No, no, definitely not. She just didn't like you. Wow.

I mean, yeah, yes, yeah, pretty much. It's a real strain, too, on the relationship, April, when you just know, like you've got a real meddling mother or father-in-law, I imagine it makes it really difficult to just get along with your partner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it definitely, um, sped up the end of that relationship. Yeah, oh, gosh. I've got, like, you know, so many, like, different girlfriends and stuff, and it's like, if there is problematic mother-in-law,

it's so important that, like, the husband or the partner of whoever the, you know, like the partner has to, you've got to stand up for your partner. Yeah, you know, you got a side for your, with your husband and wife, rather than if you become, like, a bit of a mummy's boy, and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, but mum means well, and mum this man, and you're always defending. What about this one? My ex's partner's mum was so excited when I got pregnant,

and then not even two hours later, called her son behind my back and said, are we sure it's even his? Oh my goodness. Loved out of your house so quick that day. Yeah, good on you. Gosh, it's so hard. So you're like, oh, great, great.

And then behind your back, you're like, oh my God, she's going to be tied to him for my son forever. Yes. I'm going to be the best mother-in-law because that's one thing my mum told me when I got married. She said, if I ever hear that you disrespect Jenny, you'll have me to deal with. Oh, really?

So she's on the side of Janie. Yeah, because I think my mum and her mother-in-law had problems. So she's like, I don't want the same experience. Can I meet? I want to meet Janie. Oh, she'd love that. I want to meet her for a couple of days. Get her into the studio and she can do. I'll bring my washing it.

She would love that. Honest, she would feel so honoured that you thought that she, of course, don't. I'll go to Hannah my wife. We'll go leave the washing this week. We won't do it. I'll bring it in. Jenny can do it. All right, up next, I don't know too much about this,

but I think Ash is all over it. The Chocco Lottery. You thought the bloody high rollers was good. This is the greatest thing that we will do on this show. It's so easy to get involved. It's so much fun. Anyone can play it. And it's tasty.

It's no risk and it's tasty. Okay. The greatest thing we'll ever do on the show. Yep. Okay. So fun. Today? Today, junior, but all time, I mean.

Oh, all time. Yeah, yeah. And even when I leave in a couple months, years after that, it'll still be the greatest. You just go to today, Jr. Today, junior. Remember where that Ashlandland and Chuck that you say, to today, Jr.? I've brought chocolate lottery. I've been a mixture of sloppy for you.

Slop it old. Looking forward to this. Clint McGindon. 0,800 the Edge, if you'd like to play Ashlandon's brand new game. It's called Chocolate Lottery. Trust me, you want to call 0.800 the Edge because as far as radio promotions go, it doesn't get better than this. We have got, in front of us, a box of Cadbury's favourites.

Oh, yes. Inside the box, a crunchy, a dairy milk caramelo, a picnic, a morrow, a boost, a dairy milk chocolate, which is just your playing Cadbury's. A Turkish delight, a twirl, and a caro milk. So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Nine different chocolates. I will put a chocolate into my mouth first. I will eat it into the microphone.

And the caller has got a guess what favorite I am eating. Boys, would you like to have a practice? It's like a macbong. What is it? It's like a macbang kind of. Milk bang. Milk bang. I don't know.

Okay, so boys. This sounds hashtag sponsored. It's not sponsored at all. We have purchased these cabri favorites out of our own money. Oh, so we're allowed to talk badly of the chocolate if we... Well, don't. In case, they do want to sponsor. for us down. Okay.

Okay, so boys, close your eyes. Okay. So you're just going to eat something. We have to guess what it is. Okay. Okay. No music under it, thank you. Okay.

Oh, that's a soft so it's either. Did you say there was a cherry ripe in there? There's no cherry ripe. That's a Turkish delight. Ten points to Dan. Really? Come on. Come on.

If you think it was a hard chocolate, you'd hear the click of the bite. But it was a soft, chewy chocolate. That's just a hell merry. It was a one and eight shot and you... And you... Come on. It was impressive. Really?

I mean, it is impressive, but I'd like to see him do it twice. This is the thing with Clint. He hates when other people are good at shit. It's hard to be around. Especially when they're women. It's really annoying. It's the same, really. All right, Katie's up first.

Hello, Katie. Good morning, sweetheart. I don't know how to mind. I don't know how to mind. Good morning, Katie. Who would you like to eat a cabri favorite into the microphone for you to guess in today's chocolate lottery? Myself, Clint or Dan?

Oh, Dan, please. Okay, Dan's gone. I'm going to get my big, my big, chomper's out for you, Katie, all right? Here we go. So, could you just go through the chocolates again very quickly? Once again, crunchy, dairy milk caramelo, picnic, morrow, boost, dairy milk chocolate, Turkish delight, twirl. Okay, here we go, Katie. I'm biting in now. Oh, that sounds pretty crunchy, Dan. Mmm.

Okay, you got a double parcel. It's crunchy, but it's also quite chewy, would you say? Yeah, I'd say it's chewy but also a little bit crunchy. Can you have one more bite, please, into it? God, I hate when I hear people chewing. I know. Sorry about this if you don't like this sort of thing. Okay, double pass to our musty movie, caught stealing on the line if you can get it right. Katie.

Oh. Was there a picnic in there? They're bloody wild. And I just ate it, Katie. Wow. Two from two. Come on, let's take another call, it's so fun. Okay.

holiday, Katie, it's the Uncinemas tomorrow directed by Darren Aronofsky. Oh, the black swan guy. The wrestler, the whale. Yeah, he's good, he's good. Okay, Haydow. Haydow, who would you like... Yo, who would you like to eat

the cabri favourites today into the microphone for the chocolate lottery? We'll go, Clint, please. Nice, give him a guy. This isn't going to be good for my shredding for summer. All right, mate, spit it into a bin once you're done. If one little favourite is going to send you over the edge club, there's something wrong.

They don't start, Dan. New metabolism. Okay, so crunchy. dairy milk, picnic, morrow, boost or a Turkish delight? Okay, a bit of crunch, but definitely not as much as the picnic. A very soft amount of crunch.

Soft amount of crunch. Can I give you a slight clue? It's the best chocolate that is in the favourite spots. Oh, that is controversial. But it's not a Turkish delight, so that's wrong. Oh, there you go. You've improved his chances. I'm going to lock in that

the secret sound is a boost bar The Chocolatry could be the best thing we've ever done That's ridiculous, Adam That is actually stupid how you did that Halloween This is the most successful thing we've ever done

Yeah, come on Oh, the boost bar is the best chocolate In the favourite spots One more! No, no, don't know We've done so well, we've done three from three Dan is that guy at the table at the casino and he's just like absolutely flying

and then he goes and chucks it all on red and thumbs up black. I want to do one more, one more and we'll get Martin on, okay? Because I think this is a good, okay, one more. I know we run the risk. It's risky to do it, but I feel like Martin. Martin, it's Linda.

Let's do it very, very quickly. Okay, sorry. Okay, Martin, you ready to go, Dahl? I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Quick. Over to you, Martin.

What is that? Oh. Is that the crunch? Oh! Maybe the game's too easy, actually. One more! Stop it! Stop it!

All right, hopefully and Matt and we'll see you all the dog buy too, bro. Clint, Meg and Dan. Would you let your friends rifle through your Google history? Probably not, but thankfully once a week, Dan does. we're doing it live which we've never done before but the quality of the Google searches are so good that I have full faith

in Dan that without any pre-organising I can still find some gold in here because normally you give it to Ash like five or ten minutes before and she'll kind of mine some of the funnies over the last over the last seven days what you're hearing is Ash's live reaction to what she's reading in my Google history

It can't be that funny First one Meaning of Uso Is my Uso a nice thing to say And according to chat GPT it is And what language is it We know that is

Tongan Saman Come on one job The Tongan verb one is Ox Ox Yeah I think Docks

Docks? I was like Okay Docs I remember going to high school Getting that a lot Do you know The same thing

He's googled that and forgotten me answers There's only three letters in it, man. You missed one. Okay, next up, celebrities who wear touquets followed in quick succession by, how much is a two peat? Apparently there's a lot of celebrities.

I was Googling it, like heaps of them. Now, Matthew McConaughey, was the most famous. Yeah, get out of here. Maybe Tom Cruise, but not Matthew McCroney. He wasn't on the list. Yeah, but Matthew McConaughey. He did that taken down. His people get that taken down.

How about this? Rash shirts for men, followed by our rash shirts, still cool? Still cool? Would they have a cool? Yeah, they were cool? When? Oh, like the early 2000s, I feel like

that there's been a peak rash shirt. Like when body glove, you remember body glove? Yeah. That must have been a Kiwi thing. I used to have a yellow body glove rash shirt and it was the coolest. How about this one?

I love you to explain. Is Susan Boyle in a relationship? So I saw her getting... Yeah, so I was so... She was in a photo of Louis Capelty and someone else. Yeah, and it was saying that she's found love or something and it was just that she loves Lewis Capaldi. It was like a clickbait story. And then I was like,

has she ever married anyone? No. Why have you Googled Roseanne like 40 times over two days? Because I thought there's a reboot that was on, I think on Netflix and I was like wondering if it's good. Rosanne Bar. Remember that show Roseanne? I do know Roseanne but you keep Googling her like a weirdo over many days.

And who's Judith Collins? Oh, she's a New Zealand politician. You've also Googled her like over and over and over again. What do you want to know about her? Rosanne and Judy. I was doing some research for some content. But what does this one say Judith Collins' boobs out? Oh, you know

You're making it out. Listen, Dan's Google history. It's insin' sexy as it weird. Well, it's so hard a great big mystery. Ah, but if you want to see them, checks boobs. I'll send you the link. All right.

Taylor Swirf's style on the edge 10 to 8. Clint Meggy Dan with Ash London. If you missed it this morning, she announced she is engaged about three hours ago now. And look, if we know Taylor Swift and I think we do. We know that this engagement didn't just happen in the past 24 hours. They probably happened at some point in the last week. And she's chosen which day she would like to announce it. Dan, would you like to tell the people what day she's chosen?

Blake Lively's birthday. Beef! Beef, beef, beef, chuggedy. We're reading too much into it now. There's no amount of reading into it that is too much for Taylor Swift. Yeah, no longer besties. No longer besties. No. No way. Ask me anything. All right. Love the segment. A.MA, ask me anything. If you're an interesting person with an interesting job or an interesting lifestyle that most people would not know too much about. We'd love to chat to you. Yeah. Yesterday after the show, Ash,

you were still away, Clint's going to be used to you. We spoke to this person who is, I'm not going to beat around the bush, a foot model. They sell feetpicks. Yes. And videos. How'd you stumble across her? He's doing a gag. He's doing a stuff. It's not even a good foot gag. And also, if Dan was into feetpicks and vids,

would we judge him? Absolutely not. Sorry, I'll take my foot out of my mouth. That's funny. Yeah, I don't want to laugh, but I've got to acknowledge. That's funny, and I wish I thought of it. Honestly, you could trip over someone in the street and not even know that they're selling peat-picks. Clint you want to stop.

You get one good one, often it's good to stop there. Okay. I just got to know when to tow the line. Heal, heel, heel. How long have you been thinking? How long have you been, it's coming to you? Wow. I'll stop now.

Okay. If we go out to lunch after this, I'll put the bill. God, Ash. We caught up, doesn't even tie in to any... Not even relevant, remotely relevant. Oh, that stunk. Okay, let's go, Dan. Jane was her name, or was a fake name,

and this is our catch-up with her yesterday. Interesting, she wanted to be on The Voices, Geyser. Did someone be embarrassed to buy this? Maybe it limits your career opportunities after the fact. Who knows? I don't see what she's up to. How much money can you make when you start selling feetpicks as a side hustle, and it actually ends up becoming a full-time hustle?

So Jane, everyone thinks I think they could be a foot model, so to speak. Not me. So what is it about your feet? So I'm transsexual. So I guess I've got very feminine feet for a transsexual. Okay. And is it a lucrative business? I mean, obviously you've got feet that make money.

How much on average are you making per week? Well, Friday night, I made $2,100. Shut the front door. And is that with one person or multiple people buying photos? There was multiple people. Multiple people. Okay, so let's break you down to what this content is. Is it photos?

Is it videos? Is it both? It's everything. Okay, so you're taking photos of your feet and you're doing videos of your feet. And do you take requests? Of course. Okay. Okay, so I can get in touch with you and I could say I want a video of you pouring chocolate sauce over your foot.

And you'd do that? Yeah. And how much would you charge for a video of that? Japan, so it's sort of a video call or if it's just a video. So video call is more expensive, obviously, because it's, you know, live. Yeah. Okay, and do you show your face or just your feet? I mean, if I want to see my face, I can see my face.

Okay. Obviously, that's going to be extra, though, if it's the full kitten cabood or, like, face and feet. I feel like I've got, like, a stumpy toes, and I feel like all the people that are doing foot things have got, like, finger toes. Is that an assumption I'm making, or is that kind of correct? Like, longer toes are better? It just appears, really. Sometimes if we've got a bit of an ugly foot, that can always make money too.

Really? Define an ugly foot, like a bunion or something? Yeah. And what kind of foot care do you have to engage in? Are you getting petties often? Oh, absolutely, yeah. Okay, and what kind of, are you getting colour, no colour, or is that up to if people are like, you know, making requests?

Sometimes it's about requests, but I like the old French tip. You were saying the other day that you made $2,500 in one night, Could you put a figure on how much you've made since you've started doing feet picks? Oh, Park. Are we talking hundreds of thousands? Or tens of thousands? Yeah, possibly. Yeah.

Wow. If we each send you a photo of our feet, could you judge who has the best feet for maybe a bit of modelling? Absolutely. Okay. So what we'll do is we'll get our producer to take a photo of all of our feet. We're going to send them to you. And you be honest, I'll be 100% honest, which ones are good.

going to be the best and which ones are the worst? They can hold something. Okay. Oh, we want to hold something. What a beautiful song. That's good. That's really good. So this now makes so much more sense why Dan messaged me yesterday and goes, hey Clint, can you send me a photo of your barefoot holding a cap? And I was like, why?

And he goes, it's too long to explain. Just send me the pick. Yeah. Can we play Jesse McCartney's beautiful song now? We should have. We should. That would be very heiling. I don't want. Hey, Soul Sister's another good one. Yeah. Not as good as Beautiful Soul, though.

Hey, I don't hate it. Oh, Clint. Beautiful Soul going out to Jane, who's selling her feet picks are making over $2,000 a night on a Friday. Get it, girl. The reason we're doing Beautiful Soul is because of this week's Ask Me Anything. Ask Me Anything.

Yeah, actually, we want to continue this on, we want to ask outrageous, uncomfortable and shocking questions just to uncover the truth behind some of the most marginalised and interesting New Zealanders in the country. So maybe you have an interesting job that people always like, I like asking you questions about it. Maybe you do something side hustle wise. Maybe you've always looked at your feet and gone, man, I need money. Could I sell these babies? Could I do feet picks? Well, we've been chatting with Jane, who makes quite a hefty coin selling feet picks and videos online. So we sent I'm Jay in a photo of each of our feet, just on the fly in the studio.

My feet were holding a mic sock. Clint, yours were holding a cap, and Dan, yours were holding sunglasses. And we wanted to know who had the sexiest feet. First of all, the best foot, in your opinion, being the professional. It was definitely ash. Oh, thank God, of course. Okay.

Okay, now here's the savage bit. because then we have to just decipher who wears the scummiest foot out of Clinton I Um Well I mean you could still be a foot model But for more tinia Okay So the one with the sunglasses is the worst foot

Yes Okay that's me Because of the tinia The specific mention of the tinia Jane 10 out of 10 To have hotter feet than me as well Well as long as I have the hottest Because that would have been mortifying

if the boys, because boys generally don't take care of their feet. Thank you, darling. Do you think I could at least do a Lord of the Rings, Frodo modeling or something? Frodo's got beat of feet in you, Dan. I love Jane. I'm ugly in the face and the foot. Good stuff. You think he would have just given me a good foot?

Nah. When my husband heard that he was like, come on, babe, it's time. Yeah. I'll see you up a studio in the home office. I wonder if you could make some money. I'd love to do it. I'd love to do it. I'd love to do it.

feet and then upload them and we can make some coin here, Ash. We're creative people. I know if he's we, like he's got any... Oh, if you help me I'll give you like 10%. I'll be your manager and I'll take the photos. Okay. Oh, I'd rather Bella take the photos. Ask me anything

if you ask someone who has like a job that's quite misunderstood and you'd like to set the record straight. They might like if you're like a corrections officer. Or maybe you've been inside if you're an ex-reality TV star so many, like if you're a hundred. Oh, an octogen, that note. A centenarian, centenary?

Maybe you've been on reality TV, like on a New Zealand idol or something, you came eighth, and, like, you didn't win it, but I'd love to hear, like, the backstores. Clint, we could interview you. I really want to speak to somebody who married their cousin. Yep, legal in New Zealand, by the way. Second cousin, I think, is not, but first is fine. Maybe like a gambling addict, where you've lost six figures.

Oh. Like, if you were somebody, you go, oh, yeah, like, people don't necessarily ask me a lot of questions about it because it might seem taboo. you're the type person we're looking for. Get in touch with us. 3343. Interesting lives.

Yeah, we'll chuck you to the front of the queue for next week. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. ABC. Easy a podcast. All right, it's the A list. Ash is going to throw out three celebrities. We're going to argue as to whether or not they sit on the A list,

the B list, or the C list. But do keep in mind, Dan, I think, lost a lot of credibility a couple of weeks when he said this. Murphy is so fucking irrelevant. He's the most irrelevant. Irrelevant. It's fascinating. No, Eddie Murphy, if you put a line up of people and you said, who is Eddie Murphy,

I'd say most people would go, oh, I'm questioning, I don't know. It's because he's always in costume, crazy. It's like, it's the thing, I love you so much, but then I hear that again, and I can't help it be disgusted by you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, just be disgusted away. Which is why I get nervous about doing this, because we do love each other so much,

but I know that in three to five minutes time, we'll be looking away from each other when we go to ads, there might be a storm out. Yeah, Clint's punched me before once. No, that's not true. All right, so today's three names. The first one is topical. Travis Kelsey. B.

I think he has got closer to the A because of Taylor Swift. Before Tato, he was an F. Taylor Swift's probably, she's, if the A list is Mount Everest, she's on the peak. She's holding the flag. But if you're engaged, because just this morning, actually,

if you miss the news, if you're now engaged to the best, peak of the A list. Don't they drag you up? He's carrying her suitcase up Mount Everest. No one would know, not many people would know who he was unless you're a fan of the NFL. Yes. Kansas City Chiefs.

Because I think he's a B and I'm going to say it. And he's lucky to be there. I actually, I will agree with Dan. I think maybe five years from now once they're married, it's Taylor Swift's husband. Everyone knows who that is. But at the moment, unless you're in an NFL circle or a pop star circle with Taylor Swift

and knowing her news. knows who he is. Everyone knows Travis Kelsey. Oh yeah, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend slash fiancé. Not many. I think you're wrong. I think everyone knows who Travis Kelsey is. You know what? He's lucky to be in the B if he didn't have Taylor Swift, he'd be C. There needs to be secondary category

which is like a temporary A like in the zeitgeist A. You know what I mean? It's like you could pop in and out whereas what we're doing is A for life. I hate doing this, but I agree with you Dan. I think he's a B. Okay. Thank you, Clint for once. Okay, well, I'm outnumbered and that's fine. Number two, Katie Perry.

the biggest pop stars on the planet. She's an A and Esther. She went to space. Come on, bro. Everyone knows Katie Perry. Everybody knows her. Katie is an A. No, I disagree. I think that she is definitely a strong B. She really is. And she's a great singer. But I don't think she's A-less. She's not there with Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise. Has she ever in your eyes been A? Dan and I disagree on this. I think once you're an A, you're an A. Dan thinks you can fluctuate between lists. I think she probably was an A in the early 2000 when she was releasing her good music.

She's going to space. She went to space last year. brought her up to the top of the B-list. She was such a cultural phenomenon for so long, though, that I feel like, as Clint has said, once you're in, you stay in because she was so influential. You can't say the world knew who she was back in the early 2000s, and now we've forgotten who she was. She was famous enough that she's there.

We know who she did Super Bowl. She's a B. She's a strong B. Oh, God, the look on his face when he says it. We've got a debate then, Katie Perry. Katie Perry, A-L-B. And the third one, another contentious, one because this person at one point in the life was a A all day. Things have happened.

Now I don't know. Will Smith. He's still an A because of fame. This surprises me from you. He's actually got a lot of heat around him at the moment because he used AI to do a fake crowd at one of his concerts. So sad. And then he talked about one of the best parts of his concerts

is you in the crowd and seeing your smiling faces or whatever. I'm paraphrasing. Fake people. And they're fake people with too many fingers and people are holding arms and stuff. People are like, hold on. Oh, if anyone can wriggle their way off day list, it might be Will Smith. Yeah, after they keep my wife's name at the slap.

So you're saying that Eddie Murphy's a B and Will Smith's an A. I think in terms of fame, Will Smith is more famous worldwide than Eddie Murphy. I disagree. I disagree. He needs to be more consistent. I couldn't agree more with you, darling. Yeah, Will's there at an A. Me too, he's an A. He's an A.

So Katie Perry, we're debating. I think she's a strong B. Also, Brittany just texted and saying, I didn't even know who Travis was until this morning. Exactly. My point has been, I mean, your point has been proven. Thank you, Brittany, for doing that. Okay.

So the big question is around Katie Perry. And potentially Will Smith, because... Yeah, okay, if you think he doesn't belong on A list anymore. You're like, can certain behaviours mean, like Bill Cosby, for instance, was an A, but he's not an A forever. When you get weird and creepy and probably the law, I think sometimes they do have to say, out of respect to the A list is. Just release some bad music lately, I don't think that should...

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Katie's released some bad music as well. That's true. Brings her down. Morning what you're about to hear is Fighting Friends. Yes, that's at our worst really, isn't it? Although I think we agree we've agreed more than we've disagreed this week.

Yeah, maybe that's my fault for not choosing contentious A list is enough because we agreed that Travis Kelsey, he may become an A, if even if even Tatee make it, if they have kids together, if he wins a Super Bowl, he's probably going to, you know. Oh, he's won a few Super Bowls? Yeah, but not since Taitay. I think he's lucky. Oh, do they win the, he won the first one where they were together.

Yeah, yeah. I think we put him on the B list, and I think he's lucky to be there. If it wasn't at Taylor Swift, he'd be, I don't even think he'd be on the seat. There'd be no list he'd be on, yeah. So we've kind of agreed on Travis. Will Smith, there was a bit of contention, but we're happy to have him at A despite the cringiness. Yeah, like at the moment he's all over the internet for putting in fake crowds, using AI crowds at his concert. That's not a list of behaviour.

No, it's kind of not. Here's the craziest thing. I thought this was a joke. Corey, tech, saying, who is Will Smith? Really? Are you serious, Corey? Who is Will Smith?

I genuinely don't know. You know what? Katie Perry, she is in eight. She's the most iconic pop star to ever exist on Planet Earth. I'm 21 years old, so I don't know, I would have been... I think she's made a good point.

If she doesn't even know who Will Smith is at the age of 21, I think he's got to be brought back down to the week. would be. I will, wait, I'll play you this, Corey, and you tell me if you go, oh, right. Okay. Tell me when the penny drops. Long intro. This is one more than we thought. Now this is story all about how my life got clips turned upside down. There we go. Now the penny's dropped. She can, yeah, but if she doesn't know who he is, he says he is.

Yeah. I just, I just know that song because it's a bit iconic, but I don't know him. He's a B. Here's the thing I think it puts him instantly to a B because I think in A everybody in the world should know who they are and you don't

so he's instantly a B. Whoa! Whoa! No, you've got to go through all of his movies I think you're forgetting like the library of movies of like Hollywood blockbusters

that he's been on. Really good many good many black. Have you seen many in black before, Corey? What's that story? Have you seen the films Men in Black? No, but I'm pretty sure my dad loves that film.

What about bad boys? Independent. He's a B. Independent. She's so bad boys. She hasn't seen many black. I am legend. Pursu her happiness. Oh my God.

That's outrageous. What are you as dad? Jesus. Okay. So I think the contentious issue here and the thing that people are disagreeing with is Katie Perry. Yeah. I put her to B. Yeah, but most people are saying A.

Corey said she's the most influential pop star of her time. I'm not even going to argue it. I'm just going to play you. Some shows. Justin up in Vegas Giles and for you girls We're unforgettable Daisy Duke bikinis on this because we cannot

We're not somehow decide on Katie Perry being an A or a B So we throw it over to you Oh, my God, Katie Perry is 100% and A. I mean, you've got the fact is that she's done kids' movie main songs. She's done some of the top hits of the recent, like, last 20 years. And with Bell, man, for bloody Will Smith. Like, she's missed, like, two or three of his questions of who he is multiple times. That's an everyday listener.

He knows. He knows. Passionate guy. So we're putting Katie in A. Yep. And all the texts are saying the same thing. Willers an A, Katie's a B. Yeah, there's a few people putting her in a B as well.

Oh, my gosh. Really? Okay, Jade, last one to wait on, and what do you think? I think if Will's an A, then Katie, yeah, if Katie's an A, they're both I call it. Okay. Okay, so then I'm going to go now to Ash for the final call based on all the ticks that are coming in. I'm just running the maths, hold on.

I'm just doing the maths. I can confirm Will Smith and Katie Perry, both on the A list. Yet she became a judge on American Idol. Yeah, with Lionel Richie, ooh, B-list. B. I'm the other guy, the country guy. Yeah. Nashville, A. Alta Rossi. Oh, there we go, Katie Perry.

I'm happy with that. That feels good. That's sitting well in my gut. Oh, they're just like Will Smith, Katie Perry, just easy A. Easy A's, always. I just goes to show you how much of a debate you can have about what an A-lister is, though. That's so true. The amount of ticks we get through for this. every week. People get very passionate.

Love your opinions. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Let's get into it. It is the biggest news in the world at the moment. Scandal. It's a scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London.

At least in regards to like pop culture and music. Yes. Now I've been at work for three hours now. All I've done is trawl the internet. Just desperate for new news. So this is what we know. They got engaged at some point in the last month because of his haircut. Because he's got the short hair. Oh, so it's an old photo.

You reckon it's an old photo? They reckon no more than kind of two or three weeks ago is the longest time ago. Which means she's been very specific about the day she's chosen to post it and announce it, and she's done that on Blake Lively's birthday, who we know she's beefing with, her ex-best friend. A year ago, I think Blake Lively probably would have been a maid of honour. Now I wonder, would she even get an invite to the wedding? Probably not. Interesting, isn't it?

Because I know a lot of planning where the stuff goes into it, eh? Like there'd be a whole PR rollout, all the stuff. Like the outfit, so she wore a $389 U.S. dollar Ralph Lauren dress, which is now sold out online, of course. And even that outfit, like she would have told Ralph Lauren. Like, they would know somehow that this is happening and they would have got an extra opinion. There's no way Taylor Swift doesn't know that the proposal is coming. I don't think so.

Or do you think she knew it was coming, but she didn't know which day of the week he was going to ask? The photo they've taken to announce the engagement, which to be honest, could have been set up separately to the reeling. He could have proposed over pizza at home. Yeah. And then they've done a photo shoot. But she's in a forest, enchanted forest, surrounded by white and pink roses and peonies, which is very similar to the lover album photo shoot. And that whole lover album, as Dan will test to, is all about finding your person. It is like the final track on it is New Year's Day.

It's all about how, like, I don't want to just kiss you at midnight. I want to be picking up bottles with you the next morning. So this is her most romantic album, which we think she's referencing. Yeah. Do you think she just didn't think that was Blake Lively's birthday today and she's just a mistake?

There's just no way. There's no way, eh? Every single thing she does is so calculated and I mean that in a nice way, not a bad. But isn't it like quite catty to have your big news on your enemies or frenemies birthday?

I think it's her way of saying we are not friends anymore. She loves an Eastery because she won't ever say Blake Lively screwed me over. I'm not a friend, but she will say I'm announcing my engagement on your birthday, babes.

Oh, are we also? Um, surely she's... Hala, we want pre-nup. We want pre-nup. There's no way. I know he has good money playing in the NFL, but he's not a billionaire. Yeah, you'd get a pre-then.

And that'd be an air-tight pre-nup. She would be making, to be the best lawyers. Her dad would have been working on that since the day they started dating. Yeah. Yeah. As we know, Donald Trump, not a huge fan of Taylor in the media of late. She has become a bit more outspoken as she gets old about certain things. At a White House press briefing, of course, within hours of the news. dropping. He was asked about it.

I have to tell you the biggest pop culture news of the year broke while we were in this cabinet meeting. Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift are engaged and the world wants your reactions are... Well, I wish him a lot of love. I think he's a great player. I think he's a great guy. I think that she's a terrific person.

So I wish them a lot of love. That might be the nice thing I've ever heard Donald Trump say. Yeah, about anyone apart from himself. There you go. I think at this point he knows. Don't ruin their lovely day. Everyone's happy about it. There's how many million likes on Instagram now? It's only got 16 million.

The world record for the most likes on an Instagram post, 75 million. Lionel Messi after won the football, FIFA World Cup, Argentina. Maybe we need to do a bit of a smutty story this week inspired by Travis and a reenactment of the proposal, perhaps. How it went down? How it went down. Just saying. I'd like to see how you thought, in your head, how you perceived. Oh, and I do you have to say.

say, of those 16 million likes, the Prince and Princess of Wales, they've liked it. Oh, wow. That's Kate and Will's. You know you've hit when that happens. And also the Duchess of Sussex. My girl, Megan, has also liked the post. Has Blake lively?

That's the question. I don't think she has. I think she's probably been blocked. Wow, okay. Oh, and also you looked into the ring. What's the speculation on the cost? Everything from 550,000 to 1.2 million. And really, we won't know.

US? So the jeweller, I've got it written down, he was called Kindred Lubick, and it's an old mine, brilliant cut, and sources claiming that the jeweler worked with Travis to design it. Imagine the work they're going to get now after this. Oh gosh, I'd never have to. Maybe they didn't even pay for the ring.

Maybe they know that, you know, like, it's worth more than a million dollars in marketing. Sure. You know what I mean? They sell two more rings, pays for it. Everyone wants their rings from those, you know? Yeah. Just saying.

You know how you can bet on anything in America? I wonder if you can bet on whether they make it to the altar. You probably can. They're making it to the altar. They'll be all planned, Clint, already. It's Taylor Swift. Exactly. They've already booked everything.

Do you know, the amount that you guys talk about is Taylor Swift, like plans things? I just couldn't. I'm like, oh, can we have some spontaneity in our relationship? They're probably married already. They've got a plan. She's probably had three children. Yeah. Actually, for something last week when we did this,

guy called up and said it was actually our fault why he was dressed like an idiot during the birth of his child. My partner was well pregnant, and there's a day which you guys used to, like, help celebrating, which is International Talk Like a Pirate Day on the 19th of September. I used to run a bar and get fully dressed up like Jack Sparrow. I mean, top-notch costume and everything, the beard, the little scar on the cheek.

in the whole bit. And, yeah, she, I was at work and got the text saying, we have to go to hospital now. And I'm still dressed 100% looking like Jack Sparrow. What a legend. What a legend. I'm just imagining the photos of her, like the partner, you know, looking half dead, sweaty hair and the holding,

like smiling, exhausted, holding the baby. And there's bloody Jack Sparrow behind with his eye line. To be sure, to be sure. Strangely enough, I've actually got photos of my wife holding our child dressed like a pirate as well but I was just like a sexy pirate No I would just

On the day of his birth Maybe it was the time when filters were a massive thing And I remember Jamie asking if I could take photos of her So I just put filters on her And I was taking photos of her holding our child And one of them she's dressed like She didn't know until I turned the phone round But that's hilarious

I'm sure she would have thought that was really funny She didn't know We've got enough stories now I reckon to fill two books We're putting together like a coffee table book Of stories Yeah of not what to do When your partner's in labour

already full border cause almost. Yeah, Catherine's going to kick us off. Hers is a little bit different. It's not so much throwing her partner under the bus. But I was in labour while what was happening that wasn't part of your birth plane, Catherine? So, yeah, I was in labour while my car was being stolen. Vood.

So was it parked in the hospital car park or was it at home? No, yeah. So I had a home birth and I had just, it was in my driveway. I had just given birth, and my midwife hadn't made it in time. I was waiting for my midwife to give me a call. Wait, wait, wait. So you delivered your baby by yourself? Yeah, my partner at the time delivered my baby.

Wow. Is it easier than we think? Like, you see it in the movies, you hear people do it. It's not easy. Clint, be careful here, man. Oh, wow. Are people just complaining how hard it is? No, is your husband or partner like a doctor or something?

No. What does he do? It just happened too quickly for the midwife. It was a planned home birth. All right. It just happened a bit quicker than expected. Yeah, and then we get a call from my phone and think it's a midwife, and it was a policeman telling me that my car had been dumped at the Silver Stream dump.

Wow. So while you were having a baby, someone stole your car and then dumped it at the tip. Okay, so this is our low water line. Yeah. Can we get any more like this? I mean, your partner was a saint, really. He delivered the baby, so he's done nothing wrong. Yeah.

It's the thieves that did the bad stuff. Yeah, and then, I imagine it would have had like a car seat, because if you're prepped ready for, you know, you've got your car seat and all your baby stuff, all good to go. Yeah, 100%, yeah. Dirty dogs. Okay, thanks, Catherine. You've got a story like Catherine, you want to share it with us.

0,800 there, you can text us on 3, 3,34. We'll take more of your calls next. I was in Labor while what? Come on, push, push, push. You've got this. I was in labour while they were. This text we're going to kick it off with. I was getting maternity photos taken.

Photography ended up driving me to the hospital because I went into labour. 15 minutes later. Oh gosh, we've got her on the phone. Wow. Karen, darling. Can you get Karen on? She's number seven, line seven. Okay.

What do you mean? Was your partner with you? Was it just you? No, I was actually on holiday in Hamilton. I've gone up for my high school reunion and had been to that on the Friday and Saturday went back to Hamilton on the Sunday and went and saw my friend who was a photographer

and she managed to get three maternity photos before she went, I think you're in labour and I'm going to take you to the hospital and rang my mum and sister on the way because mum was up in Hamilton with me and they met me at the hospital and 15 minutes later the baby was in my arms

and we got birthing photos instead Nice, okay like how graphic are these birthings Was she a professional birthing photographer as well Or does she just specialise a fraternity? She did, yeah, she did all sorts She did weddings and all thought she was amazing Were you quite early?

Must have been Only two weeks but I had been to the midwife on the Thursday before I drove up there and just to make sure that you know I was going to get to this high school reunion and everything was going to be okay and she said yep no there's no signs of anything and um yeah she was wrong and why were you holidaying in hamilton she said she was there for a reunion

so yeah so the reunion was um in wahi and um yeah and my sister lived in hamilton so we had gone back to to spend some time with her before we drove back on the monday beautiful white girl gorgeous region yes yeah clint why caro's a lovely place hamilton knows everyone likes to have a jab, you know. But you can have a jab because, you know, it's lovely. Yeah. Susie, you're in labour while they were? While he was asleep, I was in the bath and I was calling out to try and get him to come and get me.

And when I rolled out of the bath myself and dried myself off, he said, can I please have a shave before we go? Brilliant. I look terrible. I'm tired. Brilliant. I think they just say dumb things when they get overwhelmed. I do want to stand up for the partners because on the surface you hit that store and you go

my God useless but you know like it is a scary time and you say dumb stuff because he's dressed Yeah Jess you had your friends over when you went to labour Oh no No friend went into labour Oh no this was my friends went into labour Oh my goodness me

And you were the ones what staying over or just there for like a like a hang No they came over our house for dinner And she's the sweetest lady You know didn't show no sign And then she's like, I think we need to go to the hospital. Her kids were over, occupied the children. And then she's like, we're not going to make it. And then I was like, okay, we'll put a movie on for the children.

And, yeah, they go birth on Mountbed. Oh, my God. Who caught the baby? Hey, it's beautiful. I know how many towels, you know? Look, honestly, no mess. Like, very middle. Oh, really?

I reckon it was two towels. She's honestly like a miracle. I don't know. She's just no sound There was no screaming It was just like We put a movie on And by the end of it a baby came out

Oh my God How many kids had she already birthed Jess She had three other children Okay so she was a pro at this point It's kind of like in that scene In the movie A Quiet Place You know she's giving birth But you can't make a noise

Because otherwise the things get you Oh my gosh I would have been making a cool Oh my gosh She sang that baby yeah Okay and the next one I'm going to cut Joe's lunch a little bit Because I've seen her text

but I think it's going to be a fun game. Her husband went to a rebel sport sale while she sat in the car having contractions. What do we think was on sale that was so important that Joe's husband had to run in and purchase it at a discounted rate? You can't miss a rebel sale.

Yeah, I'm stuck. A lot of that sporting stuff's expensive. I'm going to go like footy boots. You know, I reckon he's like, he's halfway through the season, takes a sport pretty seriously, and he's like, I'm going to need some football boots. I'm going to go like a limited edition,

like supporters jersey. Oh, like a warrior's jersey or something. That's a good shout. Hundreds of dollars. I reckon they just had a general big shoe sale and he's a runner and he just wanted some like running shoes or something like really a couple of pairs. Okay, Joe, what did your husband come back to the car with

while you were having contractions from his real sports sale perusing? He came back with nothing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Even for you who could have got you something. Something. Push presents. A stress ball to squeeze at least when the contractions hit.

So he was like just doing window shopping? Yeah, he said, oh, can we just start? I put Rebels, I've got a really big sail on and it's last day today and he said, oh, we'll pack you here and he left me in the loading zone and said, ring me if the contractions get any worse, but the worst part was

he took the phone with him. Oh my God. Wow. I'm so angry. I know you sound like you're cool with it at this point, Joe, but I'm safe. Yeah. Unless it's a red dot sale at farmer, so I'm driving straight to the hospital. Thank you, Joe. That's such a great yard.

I love that story. I mean, for us, not for you. All right, we have your tickets, your free tickets, a double pass and camping to R&B. Lineup has just dropped. It's always better to go for free. And you know we got the best tickets. 0,800, the edge, if you want to go and we could be hooking you up next. Clint Megan Dan. R&V just dropped their lineup.

Whoa! Go you think about the days when we sat down smoking wine and drinking hazel. Double bass and camping to the beautiful Waiolhika State and Gizzy this New Year's Kid Cardi Wilkinson, Cyril LAB, good neighbours, heaps of others. I think the line-up gets better every year and I think it's because word gets round that R&V is the best time to spend New Year's and all these artists are just like, I'm just going to come, I'm just going to come along. So we've got two people battling it out, Clint.

we need to find out who has currently the worst New Year's plans. All right, and we're going to change that, send you to R&V, where you're going to have one of the most incredible New Year's of your life. Okay, Amber, what are you currently got planned for New Year's? Currently have nothing. Nothing planned. My husband just works and tinkles with stuff in the garage. And we've never, I've never been to Rhythm and Vines.

My husband's never been to Rhythm and Vines. You've never been up. I love you, bro. hill you've never slid down the slide you've never been front left this is incredible okay this is a solid saving you from just you and your husband kind of just

doing another night just like every other night on New Year's yeah we're a parent to three so um parents gone wild yeah or would you leave your husband not forever just for the New Year's and then take a mate maybe

okay okay hold there Amber because you're going up against Maddie and it says Matt, are you spending New Year's with your parents? Yep, in the Wops with no phone service. Oh, my God. Okay, what are your parents' names? Deb and Rob. Oh, they sound fun.

Deb and Rob, they sound like they love a bottle of wine, I reckon, like in a little sing-along around the fire. Oh, definitely. But no phone service, and Dad will be out fishing all day, so I'll be sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere. With Deb. Okay. Oh, although, like, how.

Heartbreaking if my daughter won tickets so she didn't have to hang out with me at New Year's, I'll be heartbroken. I'm not if I can do that to Deb and Rob. I know, and it could be, you never know. It could be the last New Year's you spend with them ever. Oh, Dad. Not because you're going to die,

but I just mean, you know, because one day, you know, you will regret it. You go, I wish I spent that New Year's that year with Deb and Rob. I don't think I will. Okay. Matt, he's like, no, no, no, no, honestly, Dan. I'm going to roll the drum roll, mate. And then off the back, you're either giving them to Ambo

or Maddie, here we go. Just going to R&V. I can't do it to Debb and Rob, which means Amber. You and your hubby, you're going? First time, either. R&V on Dubu. Kit Kuddy, you and your hubby. Thank you.

I'm like a first time panel, so I'm sure. Oh, you're crying. Oh, bless. No, thank you, thank you. Wow, you must really need a break from your kids. Honestly, you know, my husband and I, you know, we've got three children, our oldest, 12, our youngest, only 17 months. So, you know, we've never had a weekend away or anything like that. We've just been parents, so this will be great for New Year.

Oh, my God, you're going to love it. Wow. Let's get a photo up the top of the hill. Come on, see you there. Oh, well, congratulations, Amber. I think even Maddie's probably like, yeah, yeah, that's all good. I'll hang out with mum and dad. Amber, you have a great time.

Oh, thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. Check it in the diary. You're going to be there while he can estate and gizzy. Also, more chances to win with Flat Wars next week. You can register your flat to win tickets for all of you with camping. Just takes flat to 3343. Rover pre-sales will kick off tomorrow.

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