The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW the milk thief

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

Meg and Clint host without Dan, hype tomorrow’s “Every Caller Wins GTA VI” giveaway, and share Producer Karl’s tips for getting on air. They chat with Shantal, a fire dancer wh...o’s had minor burns, and award her movie tickets. Scandal headlines cover Chris Brown paying $13M after his dog mauled a housekeeper and a Camp Rock 3 teaser. Meg quizzes Clint on athlete lifetime earnings and plays real-or-fake Michelin-star menu items. Paddy Gower discusses interviewing All Blacks coach Dave Rennie. Meg steals the boss’s EV for a GTA-style mission, and they celebrate Google Maps adding a NZ voice for Te Reo Māori pronunciation. 01:21 Dan Away Today 01:57 First Caller Fire Dancer 05:27 Scandal Headlines 07:35 Athlete Earnings Game 11:36 Naughty 640 16:28 Canadian Club Crush 20:01 Take the Edge Cash Call 22:21 Michelin Menu Game 26:34 Hook Musical Hot Mics 31:31 Paddy Fills In 37:24 Theyre a 10 But 41:40 Take the edge off  43:54 Girl Test Prank 47:38 GTA VI Mission 55:26 Kiwi Google Maps Voice

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Bang bang on six o'clock. Welcome to, it kind of is actually today. The Meg Mansell show. With Clint.
Starting point is 00:00:18 You've got to stop doing that. Because people are starting to use it and I hate it. Are they? And then, yes, people are starting to say it's the Ming Mansell show and it's all like, you know what? Oh, man. Yeah. And that'd be nice people who said, you called it the Clint Randall Show. We're so different.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Would you like that? Would you like that at the Clinton Randall? No, I actually wouldn't. A joke about it, but I wouldn't. It would be fine if it was just me and then it was a new show. But I think because I've worked with you before, it would be like, how did how does Clint change the name of the show in Mexico? No longer there.
Starting point is 00:00:52 You would have come a long way from just having your last name and fighting to get your first name to getting full naming rights. Yeah, the OGs that have listened to their travel. long time. Some people still in the street will call me Randall so they've been listening for a long time. That was my last name. Well, sorry, this is my last name, but I was called by that because there were two clints on the edge when I started. Yeah. And so
Starting point is 00:01:10 just getting my first name back was enough of a challenge. Yeah, good for you. I mean, I've kept Meg, and that's just kind of stayed, but I was always Megan, and then I replaced Megan, and it was just a nightmare. I don't know why there are so many double-ups in Radio New Zealand. It's so bizarre. Yeah, Dan's away today. Hopefully back tomorrow, so Meg and I will look after you. this morning?
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah, we've actually got a really fun show here. Yeah, yeah, it's missing out on a goodie. Yeah. I mean, not that, you know, there are stinkers, but there are something definitely rise up above the others. Yeah, I think this one might be a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, tomorrow, this time tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:01:48 if you are normally up this early, set an alarm, every call it wins, GTA 6. Mm-hmm. Oh, God, there's a big day. Is that Friday already? Yeah, phones will be ringing like crazy, and we'll go, there you are, there you all are. Click Megan Dan.
Starting point is 00:02:01 First call of the day. First goal of the day. All right, I think she's still chatting to Carl. There we go. Shantau, good morning. Good morning. How are we today? Good morning.
Starting point is 00:02:13 We've gone to Shantau. You're not from Congo? Beautiful what? You're not from Congo. We were wondering Congo just lost their FIFA World Cup match. We're just wondering... No, absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Somebody did text in there and saying, doesn't Congo have the biggest average-sized peepie in the world? That's correct, I would say. pretty sure that is a fact. So some would say they are winners, even though they just lost England. Yeah, yeah, they're happy. They're still fine. They're doing good.
Starting point is 00:02:38 I hear your special skill is fire dancing. What, like, I don't understand what it is. Oh, so I just say I could fire staff. It's like a long stick and each end have wicks on it and you light them on fire and you dance with it. How did you learn that? How does that something that you get into? Oh, just some really great ravy sort of parties back in my team and other people were doing it. And I was like, right, let me in on this.
Starting point is 00:03:00 So, yeah, taught myself. And you, oh, you talk yourself, so do you start off with, like, a stick without fire on it? You get to a certain point, you're like, okay, I'm finally going to... Pretty much. I start off with a broomstick in my lounge. Less cool. I'm less cool. Oh, my God, you would have found so badass when you finally were able to let's show it off.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah, yeah, so it's quite cool now. Yeah, we'll just have some parties, we'll have people over or go to a party, and they're like, please tell me you brought your fire stuff. I'm like, yeah, go on then, let's go get the car. Oh, wait, so they're just always in the back of the car, just in case? No, I normally prepare If I know I'm drinking I know I'm going to be stupid
Starting point is 00:03:35 And I'm going to drink If I'm not I'm drinking I bring the fire sticks Yeah Have you ever had any mishaps like that Well you're like okay That was a bit dumb Oh absolutely
Starting point is 00:03:45 I've came home with burns I've got to put my beanie on I've like lost bits of my eyebrow And eyelashes stuff like that But hey it's all minor stuff It's all minor stuff And it's so worth it for the fact
Starting point is 00:03:56 That you can see your skills Fire doesn't think Maybe the rule should be If I'm drinking I'll leave the fire sticks at home and if I'm going to be sober driving I'll bring him. Clint, that's no fun. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Fuzz of the party, I'll be like, Chantal, that's all, that you're all you mean sucks. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I wouldn't be the cool kid then. I love that you've kept it up as well. You've got three kids. What do they think of mum doing fire dancing? Yeah, they enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:04:21 They really enjoy it. So hopefully I can pass it on and they can have fun and do it too. Yeah. Normally when we ask people for the like special skill or party, trick, people are like, oh, I can make my tongue into a W but we don't normally get actually somebody who can do fire dancing. I'm very impressed.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, my next party I'll invite you's over. Yes, yes, yes. You're only in the White Court, that's not far? You're not an hour drive from here? No, no, no. Yeah, it wouldn't be too fine an hour in a bit, eh? Yeah. I will sue you out the double pass to our Edge Musty movie. If you don't mind
Starting point is 00:04:52 a scary movie? Oh, I'm sure the kids will love it. It's scary them. Actually, it'll be right up your alley. Evil Dead Burn Oh wow It's got fire in it So it must be great
Starting point is 00:05:05 Yeah So we'll give that out to you It's in cinemas Next Thursday So you can go check it out Then Shantau Fantastic thanks guys Have a fantastic day
Starting point is 00:05:14 Thanks Shantau That's cool Tim I love that She's like You know what That's going to be My special skill I'm going to learn it
Starting point is 00:05:21 I'm going to have it Way less cool If you never upgrade To the fire You're just a trick The broom around You really have to upgrade at some point
Starting point is 00:05:29 Bite the Bullet All right, Mick's got Scandal Kid Lines. Who's featuring this morning? Camp Rock. We've got a new teaser trailer out for number three. Kid Rock? Camp, Camp, Camp, Camp. Oh, okay. Very different.
Starting point is 00:05:40 But Chris Brown. So he is featuring, yeah, if he's done something else bad. Clint, Megan, Dan. In order to pay $13 million to a former housekeeper after she was mauled by his dog and then he fled the scene in 2020. And Camp Rock 3 have released a new teaser coming out in August on the 13th. and you text camp to see it. Camp Rock, let's welcome back.
Starting point is 00:06:10 We have a big year ahead. 30 cities sold out tour. The only thing missing? Someone to open for us. We figured and find our opening act right here, right now. What's that target demo I made, do you reckon? The Camp Rock. Your kid?
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, so my daughter is just about 2 and 11, because I think she did watch some of the early ones. I think like 10 to 14, we're kind of looking at. But it's very, it looks very, very similar to the sort of originals little bit, although I don't think the lead female is on Coke like Demi Lovato was. Who has a sense of
Starting point is 00:06:43 the entire film when she was high on Coke. Normally you say allegedly, but she's come out and... Yeah, it's fact. It's all thanks to HBO Max stream now. The only place you watch HBO is now on HBO Max. Like, fully coked out the whole time. Wow. And how old would she have been
Starting point is 00:07:01 shooting capro? Very young. Very young. Let me check her age. Demi Lovado. I guess she just get caught up in that scene. Yeah, it was a pretty bad time for it. 15. Wow! Yeah, very, very bad. So, especially it's such a rough time with drugs.
Starting point is 00:07:18 She was just on them from the kick-go. So she's probably... Yeah. Remembers, I guess. Yep. All right, more or less, up next. One of Dan slowing me down if you wonder why he's quiet, his away today. Yes, I've done a sports one for you.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Oh, thank you, Megan. You're welcome, yeah. You can pick one of the boys for you like the help. in the booth. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, it's athlete earnings I guess over their lifetime
Starting point is 00:07:43 from as far as we know. Like just their earnings for their salary playing the sport or endorsement deals and everything. Yeah, it's like career earnings, meaning their lifetime earnings or earnings during that player. I don't think...
Starting point is 00:08:00 Let me see. Michael Jordan, obviously you've got to factor in the Nike deal. Estimated lifetime earnings. which is salary and price money, endorsements, business income generated from their sporting credit. So it's the best that we can get closest to what we imagine. LeBron James or Cristiano Ronaldo, who's earned more over their life? Surely's got to be one of the highest paid... Two bill.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah, sports people in the world. Two bill. But LeBron was 1.8. What, 1.8 billion? Wow. It's closer than I thought. I think someone's worked out how much money they make even when they're just sitting on the bench, not even playing. It'll make you sick.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah, okay. Don't even want to know. Lionel Messi or Tiger Woods? Considering Lionel Messi is like the goat, you'd think he has to have made more money than Tiger. Yes. But just, but just. Yeah, you saw that LeBron is also,
Starting point is 00:08:52 he's been in the news recently, and people have been like making up like where he's going to be working next. Does he recently quit? LeBron Jones from the NBA. Yeah, Brady, have you got something to? Yeah, he's announced that he's moving from the Lakers. so he's finished his time up at the Lakers and he's looking for another team.
Starting point is 00:09:07 No, he's not retiring now. And he's 40. And everybody is, everyone's making the gag of Lauer. He's coming to the Edge Radio Station now and then they're, you know, all their... Yeah, everyone wants him, eh, and he said he'll go for a minimum contract, so he's hot property.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah, well, he is, as I said before, he earns 1.8 billion, so he'll be getting a very, very good contract, I imagine. But it's a weird thing for even me, not a sports girly, to think LeBron won't be with the Lakers. I put those two together, so it's going to be very strange. Okay, moving on to Roger Federer or Shaquille O'Neal.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Roger, one of the most successful tennis players the world has ever seen. But Shaquille O'Neal, I think he is infamously known as being super rich. And I remember his kids were talking about, someone, he was talking about his kids and how much money they get. And he goes, no, I'm rich. My kids aren't rich. They can make their own money.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Yeah, he loves to go to Walmart and just buy everybody. Yeah, Shaquille O'Neil, I think, is loaded. So I'll go Shaquille over Roger. Yeah, just though, just. Apparently 1.35 billion. Lillian versus 1.3. So you did win that one. Lewis Hamilton or Canello Alvarez,
Starting point is 00:10:11 who is apparently one of the greatest boxes of all time, Mexican boxer. Okay, they make a lot of, I make a lot of coin doing that. Yeah. I think you'd make more money boxing than Formula One. No. But I would lock in on this occasion.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Lewis Hamilton. Wow, really? Just. Yeah, up until, only because this season, Lewis Hamilton, apparently one billion. It got rounded up in 2026, but they were very, very close. Canello is about 900 million.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Which I didn't even know. I never even heard of his name before. Final one, Stephen Curry from basketball. Steph Curry or Tom Brady from football. Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time. There you go. You're done up. Yep.
Starting point is 00:10:50 It was playing for the Patriots and won, I don't know, six Super Bowls. And then went to the Buccaneers first year. And they win their first Super Bowl. But they stood and stopped his wife cheating on him with her karate instructor. I thought he cheated on her. No, there was like in the roast. Kevin Hart went. hard on Tom Brady because his
Starting point is 00:11:07 wife supposedly was doing the dirty with her and he goes well you all should have known she was seeing a karate instructor two nights a week for a year and she was still wipe out she has publicly denied to apparently she knew home ever ever ever she said it was tabloid rumors and
Starting point is 00:11:23 speculation she never ever did so who knows allegedly yeah I just remember seeing it on the roast Tom was getting reams for his wife cheating on him but maybe those were just all the rumors and none of it was ever proven yeah well you'd be so pissed off if you were labelled a cheater and you weren't though. That's true.
Starting point is 00:11:37 It would be so pissed. Yeah. All right. We'll get us naughty 640 coming up next. Reminder. Every caller wins GTA 6 tomorrow between 6am and 10 a.m. Best of luck. Clint Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:11:50 It's time to get naughty at 640. Okay. So if you want to win GTA 6 tomorrow, which is every caller wins Grand Auto, you can get your hands on it pre-order-wise, which means that you don't have to worry about it when it does come through in November. You can just play it straight away on the day.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And so we'll cover the cost of it, and you just have to get on the year between 6am and 10am. You make a noise. Hopefully you do more than make a noise, but technically the game's yours. But since so many people will be calling, there are little tips and tracks on how to get thrown the lines. If the phone is calling, then keep going through
Starting point is 00:12:29 because we've only got about 10 phone lines, and so you'll probably be answered. just keep ringing, keep bringing. And, I mean, we're going to be talking to Carl about it mostly since he is the producer. But I expect the best thing you can do is be prepared and really already have your phone off speaker, be in a nice clear spot and sound energetic. If you go, oh, hi, so, oh, I just want to get through. Can I get through?
Starting point is 00:12:51 He's going to go, nope, you're given two seconds. If you go, hey, I want to get through and win me some GTA 6, then you'll probably be likely put on it. Because I guess the thing is, like, these days songs are less than three minutes. producer Carl's trying to go through all those people with the clear phone line that are a speaker that sound are going to be a vibe on here. And then correct me everyone, Carl, you'll ping through maybe if you've got the time four or five
Starting point is 00:13:13 into the on-air queue and then we just choose somebody at random from that queue. Yeah, that's right. So there's a couple of criteria and I've been doing this long enough that I can generally tell by the first response when someone goes, hello, I can kind of go, oh yeah, I reckon they're going to be alright. And from there it's just a couple of
Starting point is 00:13:29 a couple of questions, a few little things that I vibe them out before I load up queue and then for you guys, you know, so then you know, oh, there's four or five people there. When you hit the random pull-to-air button, which is how it comes through, you know that you're going to get a goodie. Well, the interesting thing, Sam's just said, I would probably be the person who has won the most off-radio station competition through calling in the whole of New Zealand. I can confirm there are things that will give you an edge when calling. I've won everything from movie tickets to smartphones to all expenses, trip to America to see a bunch of sports
Starting point is 00:14:02 games. Well, do you think that per, you know, Sam would want to give up their tips and tricks because they're like, I forget out the system. I know how to do it. My tip would be, if it rings, you just keep letting it ring. That means you've got one of the 12 lines.
Starting point is 00:14:16 You've actually gotten through to one of the 12 lines. If you ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, no one's picking up because Carl still answering other phones and you go, oh, I'll hang up and I'll call again. As soon as you hang up, you've just given your 1 and 12 spot. Spot to somebody else. So if it rings, you just stay there. if you've never caught us before and you feel
Starting point is 00:14:34 nervous, hide it. Push that down just for those few seconds when Carl answers, you'll get a shot because it will suddenly go, click, hello the edge, it will be very quick, and he'll be very stressed. And you just are going, you need to go in confidently, clearly, loudly, and with energy. And then I think
Starting point is 00:14:49 you've got a good chance. Yeah, no, no, this is all bang on. And so, yeah, there's a couple of things as well that I can, I'll hear, like, straight away. And one of those is a clear phone line, that there's no gaps, you don't sound like a transformer or like you're in, you know, a portal or a bathroom, underwater, yeah, yeah. So reception's got a clear line energy, of course, we've talked about
Starting point is 00:15:09 a pepper jack charades is one of my favorites as well. A reason for calling, like, not just going, oh, I heard I could call for things. It's like, what are you calling for? What are you adding to the show? Why are we going to put you on air? Taylor's Merlot, 2004, is another one of my favorites. And then, yeah, that's pretty much. It's from Sam as well
Starting point is 00:15:32 I said Meg, mate, you are dreaming I ain't giving up shit I might just call tomorrow and win every copy of it Do you know those other people It is annoying but those people that will call Before you say call now So what they've done is they've gone in bags
Starting point is 00:15:46 One of the 12 lines already So when you say call now there aren't 12 lines There's only three left Because of the people who know what they're doing Have called before and pre-Yeska Oh I was just saying Sebastian's actually just called through And I've just put him into the QC What you think
Starting point is 00:15:59 Okay morning Sebastian morning how's going yay clear phone line nice and sharp on the dial yeah you're going to be trying I thought I just give it a quick test run
Starting point is 00:16:12 yeah mate will you be calling tomorrow Sebastian oh I hope so yeah great great great just have the number saved save you the time even punching in the number mate you can just hit redial tomorrow yeah no sweet ass
Starting point is 00:16:25 well look forward to catch up with you again hopefully lining strikes twice for Seb tomorrow. Clint, Megan Dan. Hey, I want to give you a bit of a heads-up that this is the last week for you to register your man so that they can win $5,000 in an epic Canadian club prize pack.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's all thanks to the new release of Canadian Club's Lemon Crush. And if you have someone that you're crushing on, let us know who they are. It doesn't need to be a romantic crush. Just someone you go, they are the best. You just need to nominate who you think is the edge's biggest crush to win.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Is that manning your life? that is just a green flag everybody falls in love with them if you go out with them they just somehow they you know the room just seems to love them I know a couple of guys that me and my husband have talked about but they've just got that thing about them
Starting point is 00:17:12 not you actually Sam who used to work on the station if anyone remember Stumpman Sam Stam Sam he would hate that name but Sam to me is one of those people that I would find it harder to find someone that doesn't get along with him and becomes his friend by the end of the night yeah he's
Starting point is 00:17:28 incredibly charismatic. Funny, great dancer. So he's one of those people. And if you do have somebody in your mind right now, you go, oh, that'd be great for that. And you want to nominate them, then you can just text Crush to 334-3 to register them. This week has to be done this week for them to win 5K.
Starting point is 00:17:47 A couple of questions. Yeah? If I was to do... If I was to do you? Yeah. Okay. Okay. One of the questions is, what is their biggest green flag?
Starting point is 00:17:55 You have two green flags, I think. one of them, I think, Clint is very good. This is where you're overthinking is actually a good thing. Okay. You're good at reflecting after an argument or if somebody tells you something you didn't know that information or you disagreed with that information. You'll come back usually about five hours later and go, huh, I never thought of it that way.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And that's one of your green flags. You're always open to seeing somebody else's side in point of view. Even if you don't get it, you're very good at that. And your other green flag is the greatest one, is you love to. babies. Clint loves babies. He's kids and babies. He will be the first to hold the baby. He will the first look after them
Starting point is 00:18:36 and he'll be walking around the rest of the night holding your baby for you and just adores them. He's a real, he's always been like that, a baby guy. Even as like my late teens, I was just like desperate to... Yeah, Look after kids and babies and I think there's such a huge green flag for guys. Thanks. Yeah. It says what song
Starting point is 00:18:53 sums up their personality? That's another question. You just have to fill out? You'll like this one because I wrote down one of your favorite bands of all time and it's bad girls being paid in-kater-to-yo. Oh yes. This is bang on. We had been working together too long.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I know. Yeah, unfortunately your impressive hidden talent is farting on Q. Oh, yeah. So that's not, you'd be losing on that one. I think we'll be looking through your application going, yes, good. Oh, wow, loves babies. And it's a song. And, oh, right, he farts
Starting point is 00:19:25 on Q. Don't know if that one's going to win, yeah, 5K. But the thing is, you don't really have hidden talents. them off too much. That's true. If I've got a telling, everyone needs to know. Yeah, there's no subtleness about you. All right, well, Tick's who had crushed to 3-343
Starting point is 00:19:39 if you've got someone you'd like to nominate and you just feel like like two or three questions like me, just did? Just one thing is why I saw somebody text in saying, oh God, has Dan left? I heard he had a meeting yesterday and now he's not on here. No, he's sick. In contract negotiations and now he's not here. I don't even say that yesterday.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Hey, if you're going to say, hey, pay me where I'm out. You've got to be willing to walk. on the boss's desk. It's all over. Clint, Meg and Dan. Here we go. We've got a number if you have asked for cash. Meg could be calling you to give it to you right now, provided you answer the phone would take the edge off my life. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Take the edge off my life. Yes, Neve. Yay, Neve. Congratulations. Meg's got some money for you. Yeah. Thank you so much. You're welcome, darling. You just had you 21st. Congratulations. Or your party.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Thank you. And you said that your parents cover the full cost, including decorations. been you hire food, drinking more, and so you'd love to be able to pay them back, which is so sweet because they probably, in their heads, thought, this is a 21st for our daughter, you know, that's something that we are willing to pay for and save up for. But $300 for you to go and pay them back. Oh, thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Oh, you're welcome. I mean, obviously there are some people that are skeptical that you might just take that money and go blow it over the weekend, but you'll be probably calling mum and giving it to her straight away, weren't you? Yeah, I'm about to run. out to the kitchen and tell her. Oh, really? Nice.
Starting point is 00:21:09 We'll tell her now. Go and keep on the phone and tell her. No, she's... Okay. Oh, you have a fun weekend with all that extra cash, Neve. Thanks, Neve.
Starting point is 00:21:21 You're welcome, babe. What do we think? Mum suddenly doesn't exist. What are the chances? Mom gets that? No, I think she will. Yeah, I'm like 80% sure. She will, she will.
Starting point is 00:21:31 All right, back again at 8 o'clock, take the edge off my life. If you've registered, we could be calling you. Just make sure you do it. Neve did an answer would take the edge off my life? You would need to win some money for the Michelin'clock.
Starting point is 00:21:39 restaurants that have been named in New Zealand a couple of days ago. $450 for like a meal in Queenstown. But it's like a full, you know, like when you get all the bits and pieces. So the Michelin Star is only something that's only just been introduced to New Zealand. It's like 48 hours ago. And only something like is it 14 restaurants or something across New Zealand now have a Michelin Star rating? Yeah, only one essence. Down South has two.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Wow. And you can only get three. So I've got a little game for you next. Okay. Speaking of food? Yeah You have a little bit in your teeth Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:13 Well you don't need to say I don't know We're literally about to go off here Oh sorry your mic's arced alone You're an ass man I mean just everything's filmed So I don't want you look like an idiot You're an ex
Starting point is 00:22:22 The edge It looks like A clip megan Dan New Zealand has finally Introduced the Michelin Star rating In certain restaurants Throughout New Zealand
Starting point is 00:22:34 Which I guess elevates them and sets them above all the rest. Am I right in saying there's only like 14 restaurants or something? Yeah, something like that. So very exciting for the restaurants that have, that worked hard towards them, being able to do it, get Michelin Star. And Essence is the only one that has two.
Starting point is 00:22:52 In Queenstown? Yeah. Yeah. So I did a little game. I read through the menus of some of these places. And, I mean, I can only, I'm a pleb from Lower Hut. So I know I probably don't have the finest taste buds, and I don't really know what.
Starting point is 00:23:06 fine things are, but you do read the menus and you go, that sounds I'm sure it is delicious, but it doesn't sound that fancy. And some of them, they are items that you would never think of thrown together because they're trying to do something outrageous that you've never eaten
Starting point is 00:23:22 anywhere else before. And served in incredible ways that you've never seen before as well. Some of them definitely feel a bit dystopian, like a little hunger games-y, for sure. And it's almost like art. You don't want to eat because you go, wow, that's just weird looking. I don't know. Not really. for me, to be honest. I mean, I love a good meal.
Starting point is 00:23:39 But like the ones that are a little too fancy. So I've written some real and some fake Michelin Star menu items. Okay. And I've tried to make it as hard as possible. We'll see how you go. Are these real or fake? Fermanented lamb, buckwheat and sea water foam. Yes or no? Fermented lamb. Buckwheat and seawl.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Would I see that on a real menu? I think I I think I would see it on a real menu Pimented land, buckwheat and sea water foam That is a no, I made that up Oh Seawater foam Yeah, it doesn't sound all that appealing
Starting point is 00:24:16 Now that you say that I wouldn't order it I know but you didn't even know Smoked venison Wild blueberry and sweet potato Blueberry and venison I'm going to look like I need it No, I'm going to say you made it up
Starting point is 00:24:31 I did make it up Yes Well done, well done Okay, potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast. Burnt beeswax and potato. That sounds like something you could actually order on a real menu. Potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast? Yes, indeed.
Starting point is 00:24:47 You can get that from The Alchemist, Michelin Star Restaurant. Wow. I kind of want that now. You want, hold a second, potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast. I guess it's the fact you know that your mouth has never tried those flavors all together at once. And I'm like, and don't mock it to you try? That's fair. Okay, a thousand-year-old egg ice cream.
Starting point is 00:25:07 A thousand-year-old? Yes or not? No, you've made that up. I have made that up. Well done. Yes. Well done. Well done.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Well done. Okay. Broken rice cavia, cacao and egg yolk. Broken rice caviar, cacao. Broken rice, caviar, cacao and egg yolk. Is that a menu? Made up. Made up.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yes. Charcoal roasted onion. onion ash, onion broth. Dad's worst nightmare. I'm going to say it's real. It is real. Yes, you can get that from, oh, I think that's the alchemist as well.
Starting point is 00:25:46 These chefs are like rolling, just absolutely getting anxiety right now, listening to you making up meals, going, they would never go. Mushroom and fallen apple. No. No, that's real. That is from one of the Michelin Star restaurants.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Really? Just mushroom and apples. That's how it's described. Mushroom and fallen apple. fallen. It doesn't really even say how it's cooked. It's fallen, so it's not packed. Okay. I guess that's the difference.
Starting point is 00:26:12 All right, so you can actually get that in a Michelin restaurant. Yeah, you go down south and you can have that. Yeah, so you can actually look out for those. There's only a handful of restaurants that now have the Michelin Star rating, although the one in Queenstown has two. The most you can get is three. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Oh, thank you, Mick. You have something to maybe put on the bucket list if you're ever in Queenstown and have a spear $450. $450? Yeah. A lot of money. Take the edge off my life. Megan Dan.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Dan away today, but producer Carl is sitting in his seat for some reason this morning. Good morning, mate. Hi. Yeah. I've noticed over the last couple of days since we did hook the musical on Monday night, a show written by the incomparable Dan Weedy when he was 15 years old. I've noticed that the clips that you guys have played, we've given you quite a few, have only been the really good stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. Yeah. Just play the good, the big high notes that we've done. hit, none of them mistake. Although there was that wardrobe malfunction yesterday that I got thrown under the bus for. Yeah, a little bit. But that was just a sword-breaking. There was one really...
Starting point is 00:27:16 And you did talk about it, but we didn't play the audio. And that was during, I think it was the opening number, wasn't it? Between you, Clint and Dan, Pan and Hook, the swell of the sea, and someone forgot their lines. Till I find my place. To Neverland is mine.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Okay, and you know what? I've absolutely done myself a disservice there. It sounds like it's you there. Sounds like I forgot my line, but what happened was Dan sung my line till I found my place was my line. So I looked at him being like, so now am I singing your line?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Or are you going to sing your line as well? And he didn't sing his line. So I looked at him and prompted him by saying, till never land his mind. Like that's your line? But it looked like I'd forgot it and then just threw it in at the end. So I should have just kept my mouth shut.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Yeah, right. So what were you doing at the time, Meg? when that was happening on stage. I was hiding in the curtains because I was obviously I was hiding from everybody I didn't want anybody to see me in costume until that moment I was on stage
Starting point is 00:28:18 that's now online you can see the moment that Dan saw me for the very first time in costume I was literally wrapped up in curtains but I was next to Bella and Brady because they had seen me so I don't know if I said something to them I don't know if I said whose line was that well yeah yeah I guess what was interesting
Starting point is 00:28:37 was it was sort of like when we had we were mixing the whole, you know, all the audio and stuff. So I wonder what was going on like when that moment happened. Or what about when other moments happened when the rest of the cast was on stage, what was being said on the microphones? Because they were always on, always recording. And God, we've found some stuff. So that's brand new information.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I know we would try not to speak into the microphones when we went on stage in case they were live. But when you knew they weren't, were they recording just for the performance or even the rehearsals and the lead-up to the... night. No, no, not for the... Because we had them on all day. Yeah, not for the rehearsals.
Starting point is 00:29:14 But they were like, you know, just before and after you did the Oversinkers podcast and came on stage to do that. But then during the entire performance... I mean, it could have been anything. What, like... Oh, the Meg's got a big frown on. I'm trying to remember. I know I was hiding in the curtains, but I did speak to Bella and Brady
Starting point is 00:29:28 when that moment might have happened. But I don't know... I don't know what I would have said unless it was like, who stuffed that up? Who missed their line? So has someone being caught dogging somebody else? Sounds like it might have been me. You could say that. And I'm not saying it's Meggy,
Starting point is 00:29:44 and it was in that moment either. Like, we've listened through the whole tape. Yeah, I'm not necessarily saying it was just that. Do you really say much behind the scenes? Clint, I feel like I was focusing. Do you know what? I do remember saying something about you and it was to Brady about how impressed.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Remember Brady? When Meg was on stage in the scene, I said, God, she's good. And you said she's like amazing. Yeah, we said she was an alien and she was leaning right in. I was like, Meg is literally the start of the show. So pull that audio for tomorrow if you're recording our mics. I'm just writing this out.
Starting point is 00:30:14 So Clint thinks he said something nice about Meg. Yeah, is there any... I mean, this is a chance for you guys to come before we play the audio tomorrow. Okay, okay. Anything that you might have said that can... Yeah, just... Get off your conscience. Do you know what I think, Meg?
Starting point is 00:30:26 Meg. Yeah. If Carla has anything, the reason why he's not playing it now is because Dan's not here today. I don't know. I reckon it would have been Dan. Dan would have been worried... Four microphones. Four microphones, though.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I whip your Bella as well. So it could have been either. any four of you. But is there anything you want to get off your chest, Meg? I don't think I do. I don't think I would have said anything bad, but now you've got me telling myself, Carl. I thought they were impressive. It's going to make us anxious for 24 hours. Yeah, that's all good. And just quickly, is there anything that Dan maybe would have said? I don't know. What's the kind of thing he would have said with you guys?
Starting point is 00:30:56 What if he would have shown off and he would have talked about what the kiss was like with you? Okay. Kiss. Oh, yucky. I'd love to get the isolated mic of Dan's reaction after the kiss when he was backstage and didn't know he was being recorded. I can only imagine if it was to do with that moment that maybe afterwards one of you blame the other person. You know, if Dan was like, oh well, Clint forgot his lines.
Starting point is 00:31:16 No, it was like, Dan sang my line and they forgot his line. I don't know if it was me though. Okay, well, I'm tomorrow morning. I'll bring you that piece of audio. Just quickly, no one went to the bathroom, did they? With the mics on while, don't during the performance. Okay, okay, cool. Just check it.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Yeah, sweet. Okay, awesome. Thanks guys. See tomorrow morning. Let's go. Dan away today, so we got Petty Gower and. at least for the next few minutes. What, what, I'm literally filling in for Dan.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yes, you are. Whoa, whoa. For years. I've made it. I was going to say, that would be a huge salary cut, I would imagine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it's a money rise, isn't it? You know, I'm only a salary cut, but it's, my mana has gone up.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Yeah, absolutely. I'm sitting in Dan Wevey's seat. Oh, gosh. Filling in for the icon. You'd love that. We're going to send that off for him. 100%. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Peter, what are you been up to? Hey, listen, I went out to the airport the other day, and your listeners won't see, but I've got a sign saying Dave. Again, I stood with the taxi drivers out there, a couple of Sikh fellas at Regional, and I picked up a special guest who was called Dave, obviously, Dave Rennie, the new All Black's coach. Of course. You know, they're a bit gruff, aren't they, All Black's coaches? So here I was at the airport trying to sort of break the ice with a bit of a gag. And, of course, a couple of cameras following me as well. because I got Dave Rennie to drive me through Auckland to the All Blacks Hotel,
Starting point is 00:32:41 where I did a bit of carpool karaoke with him. Did you? Oh, yeah. And I was pretty surprised with what he came up with the kind of music that he likes. He's a party guitarist. He loves music. But I was pretty surprised when he brought up the sound of music. You know, the musical, the film, he loves that.
Starting point is 00:33:01 You know, Adelweiss, and I won't even try to sing it. but he likes Aidel Weiss. You never would have picked it if you had to do a quiz. Panis like, Just play one of the hits, mate. Come on, see. See what we all to them. Yeah, what are loyal by Dave Doyle?
Starting point is 00:33:17 Come on, what's going on? But yeah, I guess if the All Blacks are trying to get fired up for the test against France and Christchurch this weekend, they might have to listen to Aidelvice. But yeah, it was cool to hang out with an All Black's coach who you kind of see on TV and everything and sort of use the approach that I guess a lot of parents or teenagers have had tried on by their parents,
Starting point is 00:33:40 which is, you know, talk to them in the car when you're facing straight ahead. Yeah, yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Was it interesting getting into the psyche of somebody who must have so much pressure on them? Yeah, and he had a really good comment, actually. I think that everybody can learn from.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I was like, you must be nervous. And he said, well, actually, being nervous and excited are the same thing. if you turn your mindset to being excited and away from nervous. Like the feelings and everything inside, and there's apparently some science behind this week. I use that for the stage show for Hocke on Monday. No joke. You and the All-Lex coach.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I stood the All-Blax coach. I stood stage and I had the nerves. And I said, I know my brain is actually, they come from the same place. And if you just like rethink about it, apparently, yeah, excitement and nerves is the same thing. Well, maybe they need to get the All-Blacks into the stage show, Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah, as well before the game to help them chill out. This was Dave Rennie talking about the old blacks and what he requires are the boys in the doco that you'll see tonight at 8 o'clock. You want to be able to entertain. You want to also be seen as tough. So he's a balance between that brutality and that brilliant at basics. Brutality and brilliant at basics. That's what you want from these guys. Some of the things we want, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Yeah, so, you know, he's a nice, soft and caring guy. He told me amazing stories about his mum coming out from Rarotonga and wanting the kids to do well in New Zealand. And of course, he's gone all the way to be the All Black's coach. But as you can hear there, he also wants them to be more brutal. Yeah. And how interesting, I never ever thought that it would be something that an All Black would have to think about being entertaining.
Starting point is 00:35:24 You know, he said they have to entertain. I never thought that would be something that they have to think about. Yeah, well. I think, you know, rugby, it's facing all sorts of challenges, isn't it? You know, the warriors and football. And I think what we've seen is that Kiwis like to be entertained when they watch sport. And if you're trying to bring some national unity behind the team, I mean, what he's saying there is that people want to see the All Blacks play entertaining rugby,
Starting point is 00:35:47 and that will make them love the All Blacks like they used to and retain that love. So, yeah, I mean, they've got to be brutal, but the A-Bs have done. got to entertain much like when you guys were in hook, you know? It was... The synergy is crazy. Yeah, the synergy is crazy. It was brutal, but it was entertaining.
Starting point is 00:36:08 It was brutal, but it was entertaining. No one wants to watch a boring win. No, you know? No, it's true. An entertaining, flashy. Exactly. Something flashy, you know, with some... Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:18 I mean, look at me talking about sport, but, like, you don't say trick shots, do you? But, like, I know what they mean by entertaining of, like, you're watching and it's exciting. Yeah, yeah. Like, those scrumb barge overtriars are always just really boring you want to see him spin it out to the corner and there were no room at all we still managed to find the trial everybody wants to be everybody wants to be entertained yeah for sure yeah everybody wants to be
Starting point is 00:36:38 entertained we want more dallan what ten is the lesnik tries exactly the big dives and that kind of vibe and and all jokes aside that's what what what the all blacks are competing with you know dallan and this sort of thing so so they want to bring back some entertainment they want to bring back some brutality and and they want to bring back the party guitar he wants he wants to he wants All Black singing Fijian, Samo, and Tongan songs and Uniting, which is cool. Well, right after the breakdown, we'll be doing an All Black special at 7.30. 8 o'clock, Paddy Gower is going to be doing his first special for SkySport. You can check it out as title, Dave Rennie and Patty.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Pretty self-explanatory. Yeah, good title, and that's why I've got the sign that I'm going to get you to hold this in a minute and do a Dave Rennie impersonation, which will require not smiling, okay? All right, we'll get some photos after this. Thanks, Patty. Right now, though, they're a 10, but let us know what their downfall is, and then we'll reduce their score to what it, I guess, is a little more adequate. Okay, let's start off with some on the text. You can keep them coming in if you don't want to call up.
Starting point is 00:37:42 He's a 10. Oh, no, she's just coming the phone. So here we go. Let's go to, well, let's go Talia first. Talia, what's yours? He's a 10, but he's ginger. Oh, I keep him in 10. I love ginger.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Do you know what my son used the word, girlfriend quite loosely because it's only nine. I got a crush. He has a girlfriend who's a redhead and I asked him what he liked about her and the thing he likes is that she has red hair because she's rare. He loves Pokemon and he thinks she stands out. So they say 10? I say they keep the 10.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Okay, there you go tell me. Also my wife has the, I think they call it cowboy copper. Yeah. Hair color now. She's looking very good. Everyone's going, all the girls are going red. Like copper, red ginger. Yeah, she's looking great.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Yeah, people have a lot of money to go ginger these days. Yeah. Hey, who would have thought, Bridges Carl? And then, just when ginger was cool, you lost all your hair. Thanks actually reminded me of that. That's awesome, man. Are your beard still ginger? Oh, yes, yes, my giant beard is.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Hey, grow up where you got it? Yeah. Hey, Amber. Hi, guys. All right, Amber, they are a 10 butt? They only brush their teeth every two to three days. Oh, they're like a oral hygiene. It's like a, I like a, I'm being generous with a four.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I think it's a four. I'm going to a toe. I have a real thing about, I have a very, and my husband knows the real thing about her. Amber, do you at least nag him? Yes, quite often. It doesn't help. Quite often every two or three days. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah, it doesn't help. No, not really. He's like, yeah, I'll do it later and then the time comes and, you know. Well, he doesn't he want to? That's such a, that's what I don't get about that It's not, it takes a few minutes Yeah, I just turn the tap off So that there's no more makeout sessions
Starting point is 00:39:35 Unless you're brushing your teeth twice a day I think that's fair Surely that'd get them to come round You give it to go Ambers like tried that Try that, been there done that Somebody else said there are 10 but they have 37 currently
Starting point is 00:39:49 Unlisten to voice messages I feel like that adds more It's actually more to that story than it is just the voice message I feel like that's somebody who is like avoidant and yeah there would be other things piling up maybe a six Yeah I put them out of five
Starting point is 00:40:05 Yeah someone that can't do admin That frustrates the hell out of me That's just me personally So when I said there are 10 Every morning they set five alarms And sleep through every one Frustrates a hell out of me It's so annoying
Starting point is 00:40:17 If they're a 10 though Yeah that's more six Seven seven six seven six seven Sip Aye EO sorry Sorry, six, seven. There are seven.
Starting point is 00:40:30 There are ten, but they're always right about everything. Even if I Google it can prove that they're wrong, they're still right. Four. Yeah. Not good. Yeah, someone that can't admit that they are wrong when they're actually being proved to be wrong. Very frustrating. I think four's generous, actually.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Okay, there are ten, but there's never a time that if they leave the house, that it's on time and they're not rushing and then running back into the house because they've forgotten something and then like a couple of minutes when you drive away they go oh wait I need to get that can we go back? Now you just describe my wife
Starting point is 00:41:03 so I'll say nine I'll say nine. Oh that's a shocker they're a 10 but I just caught them watching our Netflix show without me Oh Trust issues Dog behaviour
Starting point is 00:41:16 Clint Megan Dan A very exciting announcement that we will make on the show in about five minutes And it hasn't got anything to do with the fact that Dan's away because, you know, he was talking about he had a meeting and now he's not here.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Unless he said, right, it's either me or Meg. I'm still here. No. No, I believe it's just sick. But very bad timing for us talking about his meeting with the boss yesterday. Yeah. To take a day off. Some people were trying to put two and two together.
Starting point is 00:41:42 That's not for. No, no. All right, let's give away some cash first. Take the edge off my life. You have to answer with that. And if you do, the cash is yours. Okay, double check of the number. Yeah, always good.
Starting point is 00:41:53 It'd be embarrassing for you. It would be, right. Here we go. It's money for someone else. It's a real shame if they don't pick up. Take the edge off my life. That's how you do it. Taylor, congrats.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Not done, Taylor. Oh my gosh. Thank you guys so, so much. You're welcome. We're actually going to give you $350 towards a thing that you want, but in the hopes that you were going to answer, we managed to see in your form your husband's phone number because I believe it's a gift for him.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Is that right? It is. Yeah. Oh, okay. So let's get him on to make sure that that's where the money goes. Thank God you picked up. Yeah. That would be really awkward.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Okay. Hey, is it Kelly? Hello, speaking. Hi, Kelly. This is Clint Meg and your partner, Taylor, on the line. Taylor, you want to tell him what you just want money towards? Hi, darling. Hi.
Starting point is 00:42:54 We just won money towards the new PS5 for you. Actual? Yeah. What a wife. Oh, so good. Yeah, you're going to get uprated from the PS4 to the PS5 and just in time really for GTA to come out at the end of the year. That's so cool, thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What a wife. And the timing, mate, you know what you need to do, Kelly? Get on here tomorrow, you or Taylor, between 6am and 10am because every caller wins GTA 6 tomorrow. So if you can manage to get through on the phones tomorrow, you'll get the game for free as well. Cool, thank you so much, guys. No worries.
Starting point is 00:43:30 You're welcome, guys. So Taylor, what a woman. She's going to get him a brand new PlayStation, and then he just gets to, like, play it and it's all good? There'll be restrictions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. Yeah, absolutely. She's a cool wife, but she's not a silly wife.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Yeah, yeah. Smart woman. All right, back again tomorrow. 7am and 8 a.m. Take the edge off my life if you want to register. Text Edge to 3343.4.3. Clint Megan's Ann. How do you think you go in a girl test?
Starting point is 00:44:00 How much do you know about women? So it was, look, it's a test that it was a prank on the boys in a way. I asked them some real questions about real beauty things, but what they didn't know is that I just pretended they got every single one of them right when they didn't. So it was things like, what is the money piece? Money pieces. Are you allowed to say that? School run?
Starting point is 00:44:22 Yep, because it's two highlighted bits in the front of your face. Two like blonder bits of hair that frame your face. I definitely got that wrong. You did. Slugging is when you put on like, like a heavy like kind of vaseline at night time and it's to really help your skin so it's glowing in the morning and it's not dry
Starting point is 00:44:38 that is slugging. Oh so you're moist. Moist, yeah, moisturised. Okay, what's the next word? Oh gosh. French tips, I think you got that one right. French tips and nails that you get on your fingernails. That might have been the only one I got. Waterline.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Waterline is where you put eyeliner in your eyes. Okay, because I... Yeah, go on. Would you like to say what you put a water line was? I don't know if I do want to say what I thought of waterline was. was. I thought it was how far a woman will come out of the water,
Starting point is 00:45:08 when in toogs, to be the most have the most flattering look. So maybe it's like mid-chest or maybe like waste, depending on your different assets that you may possess. I don't know why we would have a word for that. I don't think I've ever thought
Starting point is 00:45:24 about what line I look the hottest coming out of the water. I'm just getting out of the water. What a bizarre thing. And then I think I did cut crease, which is a certain type of eyeshadow look. The problem is when I did the waterline thing, you guys would all be like, yes! Oh my God! And I'd be like, yeah! And it would
Starting point is 00:45:41 hype me up, so I was so confident. Yeah, you were. You thought you got five out of five, Clint. Not good. What is slugging? Is that when you are trying to look less attractive than you really are? Can you see the answer? No. What can you get laminated? Like when it comes to beauty?
Starting point is 00:45:56 Laminated. Um, oh, I don't want to be wrong now. I feel like I'm on a roll. Eyebrows? Yes. That was right. Is it? Yeah, eliminated eyebrows Is it right? The girls like stick them like straight up
Starting point is 00:46:05 I don't know why girls do that by the way But you've got that one right You always look really surprised Not your favourite thing We did it with producer Brady And producer Carl as well Okay, let's see how Brady went Because I haven't actually heard his answers
Starting point is 00:46:16 He's only, what are you bro, 22? Nah, 20 If you know more about women than me And your wife's a beauty Oh I'm good What is a money piece? What is a money piece of money or something? Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:28 What is slugging? I don't think you'd be good at this It's like something to do with your lips Can you see the answer? No, there's not There's not There's not bad actually the lip thing Because yeah they would look
Starting point is 00:46:41 Some of them do look like two big slugs So it's not a bad guess bro Have we got any producer cars? Yeah Yeah it's quite concerning His clip that I've got is longer So you might get embarrassed For more time producer car
Starting point is 00:46:54 What can you get laminated No he's got to get something laminated Oh okay your nails Yes Yeah Is that what you do? You lemonade your nails. What is a cut crease?
Starting point is 00:47:03 A cut crease. Is it like a plunging neckline? Cut crease? Yes, we'll give you that. And last one, where is your waterline? Oh, it must be a makeup thing. Is it a makeup thing? Is it like, is it eyes?
Starting point is 00:47:15 Is it really? Oh, okay, shit. Yeah, he got that one. It's being cut out, but he did originally think with something to do with the tampon. So... Which made more sense than an eyeliner thing, for God's sake. Boys are in charge of audio
Starting point is 00:47:30 he's cut out as embarrassing stuff. How many women now when they go swimming, though, are going to work out where their new waterline is. No, I'm no, I guess. All right, the video will be out next week. Clint, Megan, Dan. Exciting tomorrow morning. Every Caller wins is back.
Starting point is 00:47:44 GTA 6. The most highly anticipated game the world has ever been waiting for. Yeah, for sure. Get on here between 6am and 10 a.m. The game is yours. You have a challenge for me, which I'm guessing might have been for Dan originally, but Dan didn't turn up to work today, so.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Yeah. And so now, unfortunately, his mission becomes your mission. Have you ever watched the game or been playing the game, Megan, you're like, God, how cool would it be to be in the game? Never. I love the game. I love watching my husband play. But no, as a woman, although it might be different in this game because of a female lead, but as a woman in the game and not usually something I go, wish I was there. Wish that was me.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Okay, okay. I didn't know that. Dan, I think would have loved being in the game, so you're right. I think he would have enjoyed this. Right. Your mission this morning is to find the boss's. car keys, take his car and then do a few hot laps
Starting point is 00:48:33 around the police station, which is only just down the road here, like two minutes from our building. See, you can get one or two stars, hypothetically. Where? Okay. Do you know, good news for you? Boss was literally at his desk five minutes ago and he's gone walkies. Now? Yeah, yeah, go. You grab the keys now.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Oh, what I be? Oh, God. Hopefully he doesn't have them on him. Okay, hold on. I'm just going to see if I can bring Meg up on the... There we go. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where the hell would car keys be? Okay. Okay. So Meg's gonna replicate a GTA 6 mission and steal a car. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:12 You've found it already! I've got some keys. I've got two pairs of keys. Right, gone. Oh you gotta, okay, because one, you don't know which one of his. Nope. Just grab both. Okay, I've got the both. Okay, I don't even know which who has. You just gonna run around the car by pushing unlock? Yes! What else am I meant to do? I've never seen his car. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Doesn't he drive the Mercedes? Must be nice. Mercedes? Oh, doesn't he? Oh, shut up. You've got a tis. He's got two slas. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Ironically, you just cut out, so... Good for me. Oh, sorry. Okay. Can you still hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm running. Do I need to go to a song to give you time?
Starting point is 00:49:51 Maybe if you... Yeah, well, I don't know which car is. Because I've got... One of the sets of keys is like an edge cheap, so that might not be his car. It might just be a work vehicle. Cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:00 All right. Well, I'll give you the song's late less than three minutes to find his car. And then we'll come back to you. You can jump in it and then see if you can get in trouble around the police station. Okay. Is he back? No, he's not back at his desk. But the girls are wondering what's going on at the edge.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. I just have me a giggle. She's actually loving this more than I thought. GTA 6. Every caller wins tomorrow morning between 6am and 10 a.m. Dan's away today. I think he would have really enjoyed this.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Meg, a little more nervy. She had to steal the boss's car keys and then take his car for a joyride and just, I guess, replicate a mission that she might find in the GTA 6 game. Meg, are you in position? Have you finally found the boss's car in the car park? Yeah, I found the car. Must be nice, by the way. He's got a work vehicle, so he gets free petrol in Gassine. But I'm just like looking around. What a pig. He's got chip packets. He's got... There's a coffee cup.
Starting point is 00:50:58 in here that's actually like an actual mug with old coffee. I think I've found what's in here. No, we've got a lift, a empty lift can a screwdriver, a pair of scissors. And then what's Solo Plus? Because I've got a ripped open packet of Solo Plus. I don't know what that
Starting point is 00:51:16 is, but Solo Plus. It's got one of those. More rubbish. Box of tissues. Maybe they go with the Solo Plus. Maybe they go with the Solo Plus. And we've got some plastic, empty soy sauce packets. How filthy is his car? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I mean, it's, yeah, it's definitely his. He's making stuff at home here. Okay, I'm going to just I don't even have to turn this car on. There. Oh, there. Oh, oh, oh, it's moving. Oh, wow. It's fancy. It's moving my seat in. It's all automatic. I mean, sorry, it's all electric,
Starting point is 00:51:49 which isn't great for radio, but yeah, he's turned my, yeah, it's all electric. The seat moves inwards, and now it's too little for me, so I'm going to have to move it back. I'm going to put Carl on the phone when I'm driving. Yeah, I'll just hold this up here. Okay. I guess...
Starting point is 00:52:05 I don't actually have never driven an electric vehicle in my life, so is this on? Are we on? So it turns out of rugby, he's not getting free petrol. But yeah, if you could drive to the police station, then I have one last mission for you, Meg, to try and get your stars up. Yeah. Oh! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I've never...
Starting point is 00:52:24 Wow, electric vehicles really don't... make a noise. Yeah. Excuse me. Move. I'm going to hit you. Move. Oh, you get more stars
Starting point is 00:52:32 for that again. Right. Yeah, okay. Okay, I'm driving. I'm driving. What do you want me to do? So just pull up alongside the police station. Oh, police station.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Okay, here we go. Are there any police cars? Has he realized you? I've stolen in his car. He is calling, oh, 800 the edge, so I think he has realized that you're in his car. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I'm going down with police station. Hey man. What is happening right now? Meg is living a dream of being inside the GTA 6 game, aren't you Meg? Yes, yeah, I'm just going past the police station now. I don't know how do you do a burnout on an electric vehicle? You don't. You don't do a burnout in the edge car.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I wanted you to do a burnout, Meg, just to get your stars up and then drive off. Oh, God. Okay, wait, wait, I'm just, I'm just pulling into the police station one second. Okay, I don't know. Wait, wait. Okay, you're ready for this? Whoa, whoa! Are you ready, Jack?
Starting point is 00:53:39 Are you ready, Meg? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Meg, take it away. Okay. Get them going, Mick. I'll nearly hit someone.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Move, move, move. Right. There's a scooter. Right. This is quite fun now. Okay. Jack, I think, wants his car back. I don't know how stoked here is. Right. So, hang on. Is it? Okay, you want me to come back?
Starting point is 00:54:18 Yeah. Are you playing sound effects? Clint? What is happening here? No. Big just does a really consistent burn out. It's supposed to say me every time. Also, I want it on the record. record. Other people also drive that car. That is not my mess. Oh, so it's not your solo plus and box a tissue? Correct. Correct. I get to drive it to and from work and at no other point.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Okay. All right. Well, must be nice. Meg, I think cats out of the bag and I don't realize that the burnout thing wouldn't work with an electric vehicle. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm having a great time, though. Do I have to come back in all seriousness? Yeah. You still get paid till 10. Okay, well, okay, well I have to try and park it, but I'm not confident with parking, so if it gets banged up, it's your fault. Okay, another start. Have you even left the car park? Yeah, I genuinely have driven around. I went into the, uh, down by the parks.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Sorry about that. What's your car park? Car park number? I'm putting in three three, can you back it in? Okay, I'll leave. No. You guys just do the happen. Bye. Clint, Megan, Dan. Hey, uh, very, very exciting news. As of today, if you haven't heard, uh, good. Google and Google and Tetauraferi have announced that Google Maps now has a New Zealand voice
Starting point is 00:55:40 to improve pronunciation of Tehramori city and towns. It's very, very cool and it's so necessary and needed. I think we've all gotten used to the original Google voice where we're like, okay, she means this. Yeah. But sometimes when you're driving in a new era, you actually like, I have no idea what street I'm looking for from what you've said. Yeah, sometimes she's absolutely cocked it up.
Starting point is 00:55:57 These ones, yeah, you can kind of work out what she's saying. Taupo Winaka. That's tricky. this is what the new voice will sound like. Kiyahua, welcome to our new Google Maps. Let this new local voice be your guide, whether you're heading to Taupo or Wanaka. How good is that?
Starting point is 00:56:12 So we're going to do a bit of a comparison. Yeah, so this is what the old one sounded like. In 100 metres, turn left onto Tamaki Drive. In 100 meters, turn left onto Tamaki Drive. Look at that. Yeah, I don't know. At this stage, I don't think you can get a male and female voice. You know, sometimes you can choose.
Starting point is 00:56:29 But, hey, a fantastic step in the right direction for Google Maps. Corona Hapé Road. That almost sounds, am I wrong? Sounds a little Asian. Karanahapi Road. And now... Turn left onto Karangahe Road.
Starting point is 00:56:44 There you go. Kiyo-bro. So yeah, do you have to... Bridges Carl, do you have to download the new version? Or does it automatically just start updating when you update your app? I guess, you know, you get the little notification saying you've got to update your Google Maps?
Starting point is 00:56:57 I'm pretty sure with this one, it's, yeah, you'll get like a notification. But it's, you know, because you can actually choose your voices, like whether you want a male, female voice and stuff. So in your settings, if you go into your settings, if it doesn't do it automatically it'll just come up in there when you update. You can go to the old Kiwi accent instead
Starting point is 00:57:12 of whatever the default one is. Yeah, can't play. You've got to roll out over the next two weeks for Google Map users, so that's very great. Let me take some time, yeah, okay, so it's, as of today, it's rolling up, but what, take a couple of weeks to get around everybody. If you want to be changing that one, which I'm sure New Zealand will be embracing, because we're good like that.
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