The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW the milk thief
Episode Date: July 1, 2026Meg and Clint host without Dan, hype tomorrow’s “Every Caller Wins GTA VI” giveaway, and share Producer Karl’s tips for getting on air. They chat with Shantal, a fire dancer wh...o’s had minor burns, and award her movie tickets. Scandal headlines cover Chris Brown paying $13M after his dog mauled a housekeeper and a Camp Rock 3 teaser. Meg quizzes Clint on athlete lifetime earnings and plays real-or-fake Michelin-star menu items. Paddy Gower discusses interviewing All Blacks coach Dave Rennie. Meg steals the boss’s EV for a GTA-style mission, and they celebrate Google Maps adding a NZ voice for Te Reo Māori pronunciation. 01:21 Dan Away Today 01:57 First Caller Fire Dancer 05:27 Scandal Headlines 07:35 Athlete Earnings Game 11:36 Naughty 640 16:28 Canadian Club Crush 20:01 Take the Edge Cash Call 22:21 Michelin Menu Game 26:34 Hook Musical Hot Mics 31:31 Paddy Fills In 37:24 Theyre a 10 But 41:40 Take the edge off 43:54 Girl Test Prank 47:38 GTA VI Mission 55:26 Kiwi Google Maps Voice
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This is a podcast from Rover.
If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings.
Oh, piss off, Uncle John.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Bang bang on six o'clock.
Welcome to, it kind of is actually today.
The Meg Mansell show.
With Clint.
You've got to stop doing that.
Because people are starting to use it and I hate it.
Are they?
And then, yes, people are starting to say it's the Ming Mansell show and it's all like, you know what?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
And that'd be nice people who said, you called it the Clint Randall Show.
We're so different.
Would you like that?
Would you like that at the Clinton Randall?
No, I actually wouldn't.
A joke about it, but I wouldn't.
It would be fine if it was just me and then it was a new show.
But I think because I've worked with you before, it would be like,
how did how does Clint change the name of the show in Mexico?
No longer there.
You would have come a long way from just having your last name and fighting to get your first name
to getting full naming rights.
Yeah, the OGs that have listened to their travel.
long time. Some people still in the street will call me Randall
so they've been listening for a long time. That was my last
name. Well, sorry, this is my last name,
but I was called by that because there were two clints on the edge
when I started. Yeah. And so
just getting my first name back was enough of a challenge.
Yeah, good for you. I mean, I've kept Meg, and that's just kind of
stayed, but I was always Megan, and then
I replaced Megan, and it was just a nightmare.
I don't know why there are so many double-ups in Radio New Zealand.
It's so bizarre. Yeah, Dan's away today.
Hopefully back tomorrow, so Meg and I will look after you.
this morning?
Yeah, we've actually got a really fun show here.
Yeah, yeah, it's missing out on a goodie.
Yeah.
I mean, not that, you know, there are stinkers,
but there are something definitely rise up above the others.
Yeah, I think this one might be a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, tomorrow, this time tomorrow,
if you are normally up this early, set an alarm,
every call it wins, GTA 6.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, God, there's a big day.
Is that Friday already?
Yeah, phones will be ringing like crazy,
and we'll go, there you are, there you all are.
Click Megan Dan.
First call of the day.
First goal of the day.
All right, I think she's still chatting to Carl.
There we go.
Shantau, good morning.
Good morning.
How are we today?
Good morning.
We've gone to Shantau.
You're not from Congo?
Beautiful what?
You're not from Congo.
We were wondering
Congo just lost their FIFA World Cup match.
We're just wondering...
No, absolutely not.
Somebody did text in there and saying,
doesn't Congo have the biggest average-sized peepie in the world?
That's correct, I would say.
pretty sure that is a fact.
So some would say they are winners, even though they just lost England.
Yeah, yeah, they're happy.
They're still fine.
They're doing good.
I hear your special skill is fire dancing.
What, like, I don't understand what it is.
Oh, so I just say I could fire staff.
It's like a long stick and each end have wicks on it and you light them on fire and you dance with it.
How did you learn that?
How does that something that you get into?
Oh, just some really great ravy sort of parties back in my team and other people were doing it.
And I was like, right, let me in on this.
So, yeah, taught myself.
And you, oh, you talk yourself, so do you start off with, like, a stick without fire on it?
You get to a certain point, you're like, okay, I'm finally going to...
Pretty much.
I start off with a broomstick in my lounge.
Less cool.
I'm less cool.
Oh, my God, you would have found so badass when you finally were able to let's show it off.
Yeah, yeah, so it's quite cool now.
Yeah, we'll just have some parties, we'll have people over or go to a party, and they're like,
please tell me you brought your fire stuff.
I'm like, yeah, go on then, let's go get the car.
Oh, wait, so they're just always in the back of the car, just in case?
No, I normally prepare
If I know I'm drinking
I know I'm going to be stupid
And I'm going to drink
If I'm not I'm drinking
I bring the fire sticks
Yeah
Have you ever had any mishaps like that
Well you're like okay
That was a bit dumb
Oh absolutely
I've came home with burns
I've got to put my beanie on
I've like lost bits of my eyebrow
And eyelashes
stuff like that
But hey it's all minor stuff
It's all minor stuff
And it's so worth it for the fact
That you can see your skills
Fire doesn't think
Maybe the rule should be
If I'm drinking I'll leave
the fire sticks at home and if I'm going to be
sober driving I'll bring him.
Clint, that's no fun.
Yeah, you're right.
Fuzz of the party, I'll be like, Chantal, that's all,
that you're all you mean sucks.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I wouldn't be the cool kid then.
I love that you've kept it up as well.
You've got three kids.
What do they think of mum doing fire dancing?
Yeah, they enjoy it.
They really enjoy it.
So hopefully I can pass it on and they can
have fun and do it too.
Yeah.
Normally when we ask people for the like special skill or party,
trick, people are like, oh, I can make my tongue into a W
but we don't normally get actually somebody who can
do fire dancing. I'm very impressed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, my next party
I'll invite you's over. Yes, yes, yes.
You're only in the White Court, that's not far?
You're not an hour drive from here?
No, no, no.
Yeah, it wouldn't be too fine an hour in a bit, eh?
Yeah. I will sue you out the double pass to our
Edge Musty movie. If you don't mind
a scary movie?
Oh, I'm sure the kids will love it.
It's scary them.
Actually, it'll be right up your alley.
Evil Dead Burn
Oh wow
It's got fire in it
So it must be great
Yeah
So we'll give that out to you
It's in cinemas
Next Thursday
So you can go check it out
Then Shantau
Fantastic thanks guys
Have a fantastic day
Thanks Shantau
That's cool
Tim I love that
She's like
You know what
That's going to be
My special skill
I'm going to learn it
I'm going to have it
Way less cool
If you never upgrade
To the fire
You're just a trick
The broom around
You really have to
upgrade at some point
Bite the Bullet
All right, Mick's got Scandal Kid Lines.
Who's featuring this morning?
Camp Rock. We've got a new teaser trailer out for number three.
Kid Rock?
Camp, Camp, Camp, Camp.
Oh, okay.
Very different.
But Chris Brown.
So he is featuring, yeah, if he's done something else bad.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
In order to pay $13 million to a former housekeeper after she was mauled by his dog
and then he fled the scene in 2020.
And Camp Rock 3 have released a new teaser coming out in August on the 13th.
and you text camp to see it.
Camp Rock, let's welcome back.
We have a big year ahead.
30 cities sold out tour.
The only thing missing?
Someone to open for us.
We figured and find our opening act right here, right now.
What's that target demo I made, do you reckon?
The Camp Rock.
Your kid?
Yeah, so my daughter is just about 2 and 11,
because I think she did watch some of the early ones.
I think like 10 to 14, we're kind of looking at.
But it's very, it looks very,
very similar to the sort of originals
little bit, although I don't think the lead
female is on Coke like Demi Lovato
was. Who has a sense of
the entire film when she was high on Coke.
Normally you say allegedly, but she's
come out and... Yeah, it's fact.
It's all thanks to HBO Max stream now. The only place you watch
HBO is now on HBO Max.
Like, fully
coked out the whole time.
Wow. And how old would she have been
shooting capro? Very young. Very young. Let me check
her age. Demi Lovado.
I guess she just get caught up in that scene.
Yeah, it was a pretty bad time for it.
15.
Wow!
Yeah, very, very bad.
So, especially it's such a rough time with drugs.
She was just on them from the kick-go.
So she's probably...
Yeah.
Remembers, I guess.
Yep.
All right, more or less, up next.
One of Dan slowing me down if you wonder why he's quiet, his away today.
Yes, I've done a sports one for you.
Oh, thank you, Megan.
You're welcome, yeah.
You can pick one of the boys for you like the help.
in the booth.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, it's athlete earnings
I guess over their lifetime
from as far as we know.
Like just their earnings
for their salary playing the sport
or endorsement deals and everything.
Yeah, it's like career earnings,
meaning their lifetime earnings
or earnings during that player.
I don't think...
Let me see.
Michael Jordan, obviously you've got to factor in the Nike deal.
Estimated lifetime earnings.
which is salary and price money, endorsements, business income generated from their sporting credit.
So it's the best that we can get closest to what we imagine.
LeBron James or Cristiano Ronaldo, who's earned more over their life?
Surely's got to be one of the highest paid...
Two bill.
Yeah, sports people in the world.
Two bill.
But LeBron was 1.8.
What, 1.8 billion?
Wow.
It's closer than I thought.
I think someone's worked out how much money they make even when they're just sitting on the bench, not even playing.
It'll make you sick.
Yeah, okay.
Don't even want to know.
Lionel Messi or Tiger Woods?
Considering Lionel Messi is like the goat,
you'd think he has to have made more money than Tiger.
Yes.
But just, but just.
Yeah, you saw that LeBron is also,
he's been in the news recently,
and people have been like making up like where he's going to be working next.
Does he recently quit?
LeBron Jones from the NBA.
Yeah, Brady, have you got something to?
Yeah, he's announced that he's moving from the Lakers.
so he's finished his time up at the Lakers
and he's looking for another team.
No, he's not retiring now.
And he's 40.
And everybody is, everyone's making the gag of Lauer.
He's coming to the Edge Radio Station now
and then they're, you know, all their...
Yeah, everyone wants him, eh,
and he said he'll go for a minimum contract,
so he's hot property.
Yeah, well, he is, as I said before,
he earns 1.8 billion,
so he'll be getting a very, very good contract, I imagine.
But it's a weird thing for even me,
not a sports girly,
to think LeBron won't be with the Lakers.
I put those two together, so it's going to be very strange.
Okay, moving on to Roger Federer or Shaquille O'Neal.
Roger, one of the most successful tennis players
the world has ever seen.
But Shaquille O'Neal, I think he is infamously known as being super rich.
And I remember his kids were talking about,
someone, he was talking about his kids and how much money they get.
And he goes, no, I'm rich.
My kids aren't rich.
They can make their own money.
Yeah, he loves to go to Walmart and just buy everybody.
Yeah, Shaquille O'Neil, I think, is loaded.
So I'll go Shaquille over Roger.
Yeah, just though, just.
Apparently 1.35 billion.
Lillian versus 1.3.
So you did win that one.
Lewis Hamilton or Canello Alvarez,
who is apparently one of the greatest boxes of all time,
Mexican boxer.
Okay, they make a lot of,
I make a lot of coin doing that.
Yeah.
I think you'd make more money boxing than Formula One.
No.
But I would lock in on this occasion.
Lewis Hamilton.
Wow, really?
Just.
Yeah, up until, only because this season,
Lewis Hamilton, apparently one billion.
It got rounded up in 2026,
but they were very, very close.
Canello is about 900 million.
Which I didn't even know.
I never even heard of his name before.
Final one, Stephen Curry from basketball.
Steph Curry or Tom Brady from football.
Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time.
There you go.
You're done up.
Yep.
It was playing for the Patriots and won, I don't know, six Super Bowls.
And then went to the Buccaneers first year.
And they win their first Super Bowl.
But they stood and stopped his wife cheating on him with her karate instructor.
I thought he cheated on her.
No, there was like in the roast.
Kevin Hart went.
hard on Tom Brady because his
wife supposedly was doing the dirty
with her and he goes
well you all should have known she was seeing a
karate instructor two nights a week for a year
and she was still wipe out she has
publicly denied
to apparently she knew home
ever ever ever she said it was tabloid rumors and
speculation she never ever did so who knows
allegedly yeah I just remember seeing it on the roast
Tom was getting reams for his wife
cheating on him but maybe those were just all the
rumors and none of it was ever proven
yeah well you'd be so pissed off
if you were labelled a cheater and you weren't though.
That's true.
It would be so pissed.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll get us naughty 640 coming up next.
Reminder.
Every caller wins GTA 6 tomorrow between 6am and 10 a.m.
Best of luck.
Clint Meg and Dan.
It's time to get naughty at 640.
Okay.
So if you want to win GTA 6 tomorrow,
which is every caller wins Grand Auto,
you can get your hands on it pre-order-wise,
which means that you don't have to worry about it
when it does come through in November.
You can just play it straight away on the day.
And so we'll cover the cost of it,
and you just have to get on the year between 6am and 10am.
You make a noise.
Hopefully you do more than make a noise,
but technically the game's yours.
But since so many people will be calling,
there are little tips and tracks on how to get thrown the lines.
If the phone is calling, then keep going through
because we've only got about 10 phone lines,
and so you'll probably be answered.
just keep ringing, keep bringing.
And, I mean, we're going to be talking to Carl about it mostly since he is the producer.
But I expect the best thing you can do is be prepared and really already have your phone off speaker,
be in a nice clear spot and sound energetic.
If you go, oh, hi, so, oh, I just want to get through.
Can I get through?
He's going to go, nope, you're given two seconds.
If you go, hey, I want to get through and win me some GTA 6, then you'll probably be likely put on it.
Because I guess the thing is, like, these days songs are less than three minutes.
producer Carl's trying to go through all those people
with the clear phone line that are a speaker
that sound are going to be a vibe on here.
And then correct me everyone, Carl, you'll ping through
maybe if you've got the time four or five
into the on-air queue and then we just choose
somebody at random from that queue.
Yeah, that's right. So there's a couple of criteria
and I've been doing this long enough that I can
generally tell by the first response
when someone goes, hello, I can kind of go,
oh yeah, I reckon they're going to be alright.
And from there it's just a couple of
a couple of questions, a few little things
that I vibe them out before I load up
queue and then for you guys, you know, so then you know, oh, there's four or five people
there. When you hit the random pull-to-air button, which is how it comes through, you know
that you're going to get a goodie. Well, the interesting thing, Sam's just said, I would
probably be the person who has won the most off-radio station competition through calling in the
whole of New Zealand. I can confirm there are things that will give you an edge when calling. I've won
everything from movie tickets to smartphones to all expenses, trip to America to see a bunch of sports
games.
Well, do you think that per, you know, Sam would
want to give up their tips
and tricks because they're like, I forget out the system.
I know how to do it.
My tip would be, if it rings,
you just keep letting it ring.
That means you've got one of the 12 lines.
You've actually gotten through to one of the 12 lines.
If you ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
no one's picking up because Carl still answering other phones
and you go, oh, I'll hang up and I'll call again.
As soon as you hang up, you've just given your 1 and 12 spot.
Spot to somebody else.
So if it rings, you just stay there.
if you've never caught us before and you feel
nervous, hide it. Push
that down just for those few seconds when
Carl answers, you'll get a shot
because it will suddenly go, click, hello the edge,
it will be very quick, and he'll be very stressed.
And you just are going, you need to go in
confidently, clearly, loudly,
and with energy. And then I think
you've got a good chance.
Yeah, no, no, this is all bang on.
And so, yeah, there's a couple of things as well
that I can, I'll hear, like, straight away.
And one of those is a clear phone line, that there's
no gaps, you don't sound like a transformer
or like you're in, you know, a portal or a bathroom, underwater, yeah, yeah.
So reception's got a clear line energy, of course, we've talked about
a pepper jack charades is one of my favorites as well.
A reason for calling, like, not just going, oh, I heard I could call for things.
It's like, what are you calling for?
What are you adding to the show?
Why are we going to put you on air?
Taylor's Merlot, 2004, is another one of my favorites.
And then, yeah, that's pretty much.
It's from Sam as well
I said Meg, mate, you are dreaming
I ain't giving up shit
I might just call tomorrow
and win every copy of it
Do you know those other people
It is annoying but those people that will call
Before you say call now
So what they've done is they've gone in bags
One of the 12 lines already
So when you say call now there aren't 12 lines
There's only three left
Because of the people who know what they're doing
Have called before and pre-Yeska
Oh I was just saying Sebastian's actually just called through
And I've just put him into the QC
What you think
Okay
morning Sebastian
morning how's going
yay
clear phone line nice and sharp
on the dial
yeah you're going to be trying
I thought I just give it a quick test run
yeah mate will you be calling tomorrow
Sebastian
oh I hope so
yeah great great great
just have the number saved
save you the time even punching in the number
mate you can just hit redial tomorrow
yeah no sweet ass
well look forward to catch up with you again
hopefully lining strikes
twice for Seb tomorrow.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Hey, I want to give you a bit of a heads-up
that this is the last week for you to register
your man so that they can win $5,000
in an epic Canadian club prize pack.
It's all thanks to the new release
of Canadian Club's Lemon Crush.
And if you have someone that you're crushing on,
let us know who they are.
It doesn't need to be a romantic crush.
Just someone you go, they are the best.
You just need to nominate who you think
is the edge's biggest crush to win.
Is that manning your life?
that is just a green flag
everybody falls in love with them if you go out
with them they just somehow
they you know the room just
seems to love them I know a couple of guys
that me and my husband have talked about
but they've just got that thing about them
not you
actually Sam who used to work on the station
if anyone remember Stumpman Sam
Stam Sam he would hate that name but Sam to me is one of
those people that
I would find it harder to find someone
that doesn't get along with him and becomes his friend
by the end of the night yeah he's
incredibly charismatic.
Funny, great dancer.
So he's one of those people.
And if you do have somebody in your
mind right now, you go, oh, that'd be great for that.
And you want to nominate them, then you can just text Crush
to 334-3 to register them.
This week has to be done this week for them to win 5K.
A couple of questions.
Yeah?
If I was to do...
If I was to do you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
One of the questions is, what is their biggest green flag?
You have two green flags, I think.
one of them, I think, Clint is very good.
This is where you're overthinking is actually a good thing.
Okay.
You're good at reflecting after an argument or if somebody tells you something you didn't know that information
or you disagreed with that information.
You'll come back usually about five hours later and go,
huh, I never thought of it that way.
And that's one of your green flags.
You're always open to seeing somebody else's side in point of view.
Even if you don't get it, you're very good at that.
And your other green flag is the greatest one, is you love to.
babies. Clint loves
babies. He's kids and babies.
He will be the first to hold the baby.
He will the first look after them
and he'll be walking around the rest of the night holding your baby
for you and just adores them. He's
a real, he's always been like that, a baby guy.
Even as like my late teens,
I was just like desperate to... Yeah,
Look after kids and babies and I think there's
such a huge green flag for guys.
Thanks. Yeah. It says what song
sums up their personality? That's another question.
You just have to fill out?
You'll like this one because I wrote down one of your
favorite bands of all time and it's bad girls
being paid in-kater-to-yo.
Oh yes.
This is bang on.
We had been working together too long.
I know.
Yeah, unfortunately your impressive
hidden talent is farting on Q.
Oh, yeah.
So that's not, you'd be losing on that one.
I think we'll be looking through your application going,
yes, good. Oh, wow, loves babies.
And it's a song. And, oh, right, he farts
on Q. Don't know if that one's going to win, yeah,
5K. But the thing is,
you don't really have hidden talents.
them off too much.
That's true.
If I've got a telling, everyone needs to know.
Yeah, there's no subtleness about you.
All right, well, Tick's who had crushed to 3-343
if you've got someone you'd like to nominate
and you just feel like like two or three questions like me, just did?
Just one thing is why I saw somebody text in saying,
oh God, has Dan left?
I heard he had a meeting yesterday and now he's not on here.
No, he's sick.
In contract negotiations and now he's not here.
I don't even say that yesterday.
Hey, if you're going to say, hey, pay me where I'm out.
You've got to be willing to walk.
on the boss's desk. It's all over.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Here we go. We've got a number if you have asked for cash.
Meg could be calling you to give it to you right now,
provided you answer the phone would take the edge off my life.
Good luck.
Take the edge off my life.
Yes, Neve.
Yay, Neve.
Congratulations. Meg's got some money for you.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
You're welcome, darling. You just had you 21st.
Congratulations.
Or your party.
Thank you.
And you said that your parents cover the full cost, including decorations.
been you hire food, drinking more, and so you'd love to be able to pay them back,
which is so sweet because they probably, in their heads, thought,
this is a 21st for our daughter, you know,
that's something that we are willing to pay for and save up for.
But $300 for you to go and pay them back.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, you're welcome.
I mean, obviously there are some people that are skeptical that you might just take that money
and go blow it over the weekend, but you'll be probably calling mum
and giving it to her straight away, weren't you?
Yeah, I'm about to run.
out to the kitchen and tell her.
Oh, really?
Nice.
We'll tell her now.
Go and keep on the phone
and tell her.
No, she's...
Okay.
Oh, you have a fun weekend
with all that extra cash, Neve.
Thanks, Neve.
You're welcome, babe.
What do we think?
Mum suddenly doesn't exist.
What are the chances?
Mom gets that?
No, I think she will.
Yeah, I'm like 80% sure.
She will, she will.
All right, back again at 8 o'clock,
take the edge off my life.
If you've registered, we could be calling you.
Just make sure you do it.
Neve did an answer would take the edge off
my life?
You would need to win some money
for the Michelin'clock.
restaurants that have been named in New Zealand a couple of days ago.
$450 for like a meal in Queenstown.
But it's like a full, you know, like when you get all the bits and pieces.
So the Michelin Star is only something that's only just been introduced to New Zealand.
It's like 48 hours ago.
And only something like is it 14 restaurants or something across New Zealand now have a Michelin Star rating?
Yeah, only one essence.
Down South has two.
Wow.
And you can only get three.
So I've got a little game for you next.
Okay.
Speaking of food?
Yeah
You have a little bit in your teeth
Yeah
Well you don't need to say
I don't know
We're literally about to go off here
Oh sorry your mic's arced alone
You're an ass man
I mean just everything's filmed
So I don't want you look like an idiot
You're an ex
The edge
It looks like
A clip megan Dan
New Zealand has finally
Introduced the
Michelin Star rating
In certain restaurants
Throughout New Zealand
Which I guess elevates them
and sets them above all the rest.
Am I right in saying there's only like 14 restaurants or something?
Yeah, something like that.
So very exciting for the restaurants that have,
that worked hard towards them,
being able to do it, get Michelin Star.
And Essence is the only one that has two.
In Queenstown?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I did a little game.
I read through the menus of some of these places.
And, I mean, I can only, I'm a pleb from Lower Hut.
So I know I probably don't have the finest taste buds,
and I don't really know what.
fine things are, but you do read
the menus and you go, that sounds
I'm sure it is delicious, but it doesn't
sound that fancy.
And some of them, they
are items that you would
never think of thrown together because they're trying to
do something outrageous that you've never eaten
anywhere else before. And served
in incredible ways that you've never seen
before as well. Some of them definitely feel a bit
dystopian, like a little hunger games-y, for sure.
And it's almost like art. You don't want to eat
because you go, wow, that's just weird
looking. I don't know. Not really.
for me, to be honest. I mean, I love a good meal.
But like the ones that are a little too fancy. So I've written some real
and some fake Michelin Star menu items.
Okay. And I've tried to
make it as hard as possible. We'll see how you go. Are these real or fake?
Fermanented lamb, buckwheat and sea water foam.
Yes or no?
Fermented lamb.
Buckwheat and seawl.
Would I see that on a real menu?
I think I
I think I would see it on a real menu
Pimented land, buckwheat and sea water foam
That is a no, I made that up
Oh
Seawater foam
Yeah, it doesn't sound all that appealing
Now that you say that
I wouldn't order it
I know but you didn't even know
Smoked venison
Wild blueberry and sweet potato
Blueberry and venison
I'm going to look like I need it
No, I'm going to say you made it up
I did make it up
Yes
Well done, well done
Okay, potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast.
Burnt beeswax and potato.
That sounds like something you could actually order on a real menu.
Potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast?
Yes, indeed.
You can get that from The Alchemist, Michelin Star Restaurant.
Wow.
I kind of want that now.
You want, hold a second, potato, burnt beeswax and toasted yeast.
I guess it's the fact you know that your mouth has never tried those flavors all together at once.
And I'm like, and don't mock it to you try?
That's fair.
Okay, a thousand-year-old egg ice cream.
A thousand-year-old?
Yes or not?
No, you've made that up.
I have made that up.
Well done.
Yes.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Okay.
Broken rice cavia, cacao and egg yolk.
Broken rice caviar, cacao.
Broken rice, caviar, cacao and egg yolk.
Is that a menu?
Made up.
Made up.
Yes.
Charcoal roasted onion.
onion ash, onion broth.
Dad's worst nightmare.
I'm going to say it's real.
It is real.
Yes, you can get that from,
oh, I think that's the alchemist as well.
These chefs are like rolling,
just absolutely getting anxiety right now,
listening to you making up meals,
going, they would never go.
Mushroom and fallen apple.
No.
No, that's real.
That is from one of the Michelin Star restaurants.
Really?
Just mushroom and apples.
That's how it's described.
Mushroom and fallen apple.
fallen. It doesn't really even say how it's cooked.
It's fallen, so it's not packed.
Okay.
I guess that's the difference.
All right, so you can actually get that in a Michelin restaurant.
Yeah, you go down south and you can have that.
Yeah, so you can actually look out for those.
There's only a handful of restaurants that now have the Michelin Star rating,
although the one in Queenstown has two.
The most you can get is three.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you, Mick.
You have something to maybe put on the bucket list if you're ever in Queenstown
and have a spear $450.
$450?
Yeah.
A lot of money.
Take the edge off my life.
Megan Dan.
Dan away today, but producer Carl is sitting in his seat for some reason this morning.
Good morning, mate.
Hi.
Yeah.
I've noticed over the last couple of days since we did hook the musical on Monday night,
a show written by the incomparable Dan Weedy when he was 15 years old.
I've noticed that the clips that you guys have played, we've given you quite a few,
have only been the really good stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just play the good, the big high notes that we've done.
hit, none of them mistake. Although there was
that wardrobe malfunction yesterday
that I got thrown under the bus for. Yeah, a little bit.
But that was just a sword-breaking.
There was one really...
And you did talk about it, but we didn't play
the audio. And that was
during, I think it was the opening number, wasn't it?
Between you, Clint and Dan,
Pan and Hook, the swell of the sea,
and someone forgot their lines.
Till I find my place.
To Neverland is mine.
Okay, and you know what?
I've absolutely done myself a disservice there.
It sounds like it's you there.
Sounds like I forgot my line,
but what happened was Dan sung my line
till I found my place was my line.
So I looked at him being like,
so now am I singing your line?
Or are you going to sing your line as well?
And he didn't sing his line.
So I looked at him and prompted him by saying,
till never land his mind.
Like that's your line?
But it looked like I'd forgot it
and then just threw it in at the end.
So I should have just kept my mouth shut.
Yeah, right.
So what were you doing at the time, Meg?
when that was happening on stage.
I was hiding in the curtains
because I was obviously
I was hiding from everybody
I didn't want anybody to see me in costume
until that moment I was on stage
that's now online you can see
the moment that Dan saw me for the very first time in costume
I was literally wrapped up in curtains
but I was next to Bella and Brady
because they had seen me
so I don't know if I said something to them
I don't know if I said whose line was that
well yeah yeah I guess what was interesting
was it was sort of like when we had
we were mixing the whole, you know, all the audio and stuff.
So I wonder what was going on like when that moment happened.
Or what about when other moments happened when the rest of the cast was on stage,
what was being said on the microphones?
Because they were always on, always recording.
And God, we've found some stuff.
So that's brand new information.
I know we would try not to speak into the microphones when we went on stage
in case they were live.
But when you knew they weren't,
were they recording just for the performance
or even the rehearsals and the lead-up to the...
night. No, no, not for the...
Because we had them on all day.
Yeah, not for the rehearsals.
But they were like, you know, just before and after you did the Oversinkers podcast
and came on stage to do that.
But then during the entire performance...
I mean, it could have been anything.
What, like...
Oh, the Meg's got a big frown on.
I'm trying to remember.
I know I was hiding in the curtains, but I did speak to Bella and Brady
when that moment might have happened.
But I don't know...
I don't know what I would have said unless it was like, who stuffed that up?
Who missed their line?
So has someone being caught dogging somebody else?
Sounds like it might have been me.
You could say that.
And I'm not saying it's Meggy,
and it was in that moment either.
Like, we've listened through the whole tape.
Yeah, I'm not necessarily saying it was just that.
Do you really say much behind the scenes?
Clint, I feel like I was focusing.
Do you know what?
I do remember saying something about you
and it was to Brady about how impressed.
Remember Brady?
When Meg was on stage in the scene,
I said, God, she's good.
And you said she's like amazing.
Yeah, we said she was an alien and she was leaning right in.
I was like, Meg is literally the start of the show.
So pull that audio for tomorrow if you're recording our mics.
I'm just writing this out.
So Clint thinks he said something nice about Meg.
Yeah, is there any...
I mean, this is a chance for you guys to come before we play the audio tomorrow.
Okay, okay.
Anything that you might have said that can...
Yeah, just...
Get off your conscience.
Do you know what I think, Meg?
Meg.
Yeah.
If Carla has anything, the reason why he's not playing it now is because Dan's not here today.
I don't know.
I reckon it would have been Dan.
Dan would have been worried...
Four microphones.
Four microphones, though.
I whip your Bella as well.
So it could have been either.
any four of you. But is there anything you want to get off your chest, Meg?
I don't think I do. I don't think I would have said anything bad, but now you've got
me telling myself, Carl. I thought they were impressive.
It's going to make us anxious for 24 hours. Yeah, that's all good.
And just quickly, is there anything that Dan maybe would have said? I don't know.
What's the kind of thing he would have said with you guys?
What if he would have shown off and he would have talked about what the kiss was like
with you? Okay. Kiss.
Oh, yucky.
I'd love to get the isolated mic of Dan's reaction after the kiss when he was
backstage and didn't know he was being recorded.
I can only imagine if it was to do with that moment
that maybe afterwards one of you blame the other person.
You know, if Dan was like, oh well, Clint forgot his lines.
No, it was like, Dan sang my line and they forgot his line.
I don't know if it was me though.
Okay, well, I'm tomorrow morning.
I'll bring you that piece of audio.
Just quickly, no one went to the bathroom, did they?
With the mics on while, don't during the performance.
Okay, okay, cool.
Just check it.
Yeah, sweet.
Okay, awesome.
Thanks guys.
See tomorrow morning.
Let's go.
Dan away today, so we got Petty Gower and.
at least for the next few minutes.
What, what, I'm literally filling in for Dan.
Yes, you are.
Whoa, whoa.
For years.
I've made it.
I was going to say, that would be a huge salary cut, I would imagine.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but it's a money rise, isn't it?
You know, I'm only a salary cut, but it's, my mana has gone up.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm sitting in Dan Wevey's seat.
Oh, gosh.
Filling in for the icon.
You'd love that.
We're going to send that off for him.
100%.
Yeah, definitely.
Peter, what are you been up to?
Hey, listen, I went out to the airport the other day, and your listeners won't see, but I've got a sign saying Dave.
Again, I stood with the taxi drivers out there, a couple of Sikh fellas at Regional, and I picked up a special guest who was called Dave, obviously, Dave Rennie, the new All Black's coach.
Of course.
You know, they're a bit gruff, aren't they, All Black's coaches?
So here I was at the airport trying to sort of break the ice with a bit of a gag.
And, of course, a couple of cameras following me as well.
because I got Dave Rennie to drive me through Auckland to the All Blacks Hotel,
where I did a bit of carpool karaoke with him.
Did you?
Oh, yeah.
And I was pretty surprised with what he came up with the kind of music that he likes.
He's a party guitarist.
He loves music.
But I was pretty surprised when he brought up the sound of music.
You know, the musical, the film, he loves that.
You know, Adelweiss, and I won't even try to sing it.
but he likes Aidel Weiss.
You never would have picked it if you had to do a quiz.
Panis like,
Just play one of the hits, mate.
Come on, see.
See what we all to them.
Yeah, what are loyal by Dave Doyle?
Come on, what's going on?
But yeah, I guess if the All Blacks are trying to get fired up
for the test against France and Christchurch this weekend,
they might have to listen to Aidelvice.
But yeah, it was cool to hang out with an All Black's coach
who you kind of see on TV and everything
and sort of use the approach that I guess a lot of parents
or teenagers have had tried on by their parents,
which is, you know, talk to them in the car
when you're facing straight ahead.
Yeah, yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah.
Was it interesting getting into the psyche of somebody
who must have so much pressure on them?
Yeah, and he had a really good comment, actually.
I think that everybody can learn from.
I was like, you must be nervous.
And he said, well, actually, being nervous and excited are the same thing.
if you turn your mindset to being excited and away from nervous.
Like the feelings and everything inside,
and there's apparently some science behind this week.
I use that for the stage show for Hocke on Monday.
No joke.
You and the All-Lex coach.
I stood the All-Blax coach.
I stood stage and I had the nerves.
And I said, I know my brain is actually,
they come from the same place.
And if you just like rethink about it,
apparently, yeah, excitement and nerves is the same thing.
Well, maybe they need to get the All-Blacks into the stage show,
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, as well before the game to help them chill out.
This was Dave Rennie talking about the old blacks and what he requires are the boys in the doco that you'll see tonight at 8 o'clock.
You want to be able to entertain.
You want to also be seen as tough.
So he's a balance between that brutality and that brilliant at basics.
Brutality and brilliant at basics.
That's what you want from these guys.
Some of the things we want, yeah.
Yeah, so, you know, he's a nice, soft and caring guy.
He told me amazing stories about his mum coming out from Rarotonga
and wanting the kids to do well in New Zealand.
And of course, he's gone all the way to be the All Black's coach.
But as you can hear there, he also wants them to be more brutal.
Yeah.
And how interesting, I never ever thought that it would be something
that an All Black would have to think about being entertaining.
You know, he said they have to entertain.
I never thought that would be something that they have to think about.
Yeah, well.
I think, you know, rugby, it's facing all sorts of challenges, isn't it?
You know, the warriors and football.
And I think what we've seen is that Kiwis like to be entertained when they watch sport.
And if you're trying to bring some national unity behind the team,
I mean, what he's saying there is that people want to see the All Blacks play entertaining rugby,
and that will make them love the All Blacks like they used to and retain that love.
So, yeah, I mean, they've got to be brutal, but the A-Bs have done.
got to entertain much like when you guys
were in hook, you know?
It was...
The synergy is crazy.
Yeah, the synergy is crazy.
It was brutal, but it was entertaining.
It was brutal, but it was entertaining.
No one wants to watch a boring win.
No, you know?
No, it's true.
An entertaining, flashy.
Exactly.
Something flashy, you know, with some...
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, look at me talking about sport,
but, like, you don't say trick shots, do you?
But, like, I know what they mean by entertaining
of, like, you're watching and it's exciting.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, those scrumb barge overtriars are always just really
boring you want to see him spin it out to the corner and there were no room at all we still managed to find
the trial everybody wants to be everybody wants to be entertained yeah for sure yeah everybody wants to be
entertained we want more dallan what ten is the lesnik tries exactly the big dives and that kind of
vibe and and all jokes aside that's what what what the all blacks are competing with you know
dallan and this sort of thing so so they want to bring back some entertainment they want to bring
back some brutality and and they want to bring back the party guitar he wants he wants to he wants
All Black singing Fijian, Samo, and Tongan songs and Uniting, which is cool.
Well, right after the breakdown, we'll be doing an All Black special at 7.30.
8 o'clock, Paddy Gower is going to be doing his first special for SkySport.
You can check it out as title, Dave Rennie and Patty.
Pretty self-explanatory.
Yeah, good title, and that's why I've got the sign that I'm going to get you to hold this in a minute and do a Dave Rennie impersonation, which will require not smiling, okay?
All right, we'll get some photos after this.
Thanks, Patty.
Right now, though, they're a 10, but let us know what their downfall is,
and then we'll reduce their score to what it, I guess, is a little more adequate.
Okay, let's start off with some on the text.
You can keep them coming in if you don't want to call up.
He's a 10.
Oh, no, she's just coming the phone.
So here we go.
Let's go to, well, let's go Talia first.
Talia, what's yours?
He's a 10, but he's ginger.
Oh, I keep him in 10.
I love ginger.
Do you know what my son used the word,
girlfriend quite loosely because it's only nine.
I got a crush.
He has a girlfriend who's a redhead and I asked him what he liked about her and the thing he
likes is that she has red hair because she's rare.
He loves Pokemon and he thinks she stands out.
So they say 10?
I say they keep the 10.
Okay, there you go tell me.
Also my wife has the, I think they call it cowboy copper.
Yeah.
Hair color now.
She's looking very good.
Everyone's going, all the girls are going red.
Like copper, red ginger.
Yeah, she's looking great.
Yeah, people have a lot of money to go ginger these days.
Yeah.
Hey, who would have thought, Bridges Carl?
And then, just when ginger was cool, you lost all your hair.
Thanks actually reminded me of that.
That's awesome, man.
Are your beard still ginger?
Oh, yes, yes, my giant beard is.
Hey, grow up where you got it?
Yeah.
Hey, Amber.
Hi, guys.
All right, Amber, they are a 10 butt?
They only brush their teeth every two to three days.
Oh, they're like a oral hygiene.
It's like a, I like a, I'm being generous with a four.
I think it's a four.
I'm going to a toe.
I have a real thing about, I have a very, and my husband knows the real thing about her.
Amber, do you at least nag him?
Yes, quite often.
It doesn't help.
Quite often every two or three days.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it doesn't help.
No, not really.
He's like, yeah, I'll do it later and then the time comes and, you know.
Well, he doesn't he want to?
That's such a, that's what I don't get about that
It's not, it takes a few minutes
Yeah, I just turn the tap off
So that there's no more makeout sessions
Unless you're brushing your teeth twice a day
I think that's fair
Surely that'd get them to come round
You give it to go
Ambers like tried that
Try that, been there done that
Somebody else said there are 10 but they have 37
currently
Unlisten to voice messages
I feel like that adds more
It's actually more to that story
than it is just the voice message
I feel like that's somebody who is like avoidant
and yeah there would be other things piling up
maybe a six
Yeah I put them out of five
Yeah someone that can't do admin
That frustrates the hell out of me
That's just me personally
So when I said there are 10
Every morning they set five alarms
And sleep through every one
Frustrates a hell out of me
It's so annoying
If they're a 10 though
Yeah that's more six
Seven seven six seven six seven
Sip
Aye
EO sorry
Sorry, six, seven.
There are seven.
There are ten, but they're always right about everything.
Even if I Google it can prove that they're wrong, they're still right.
Four.
Yeah.
Not good.
Yeah, someone that can't admit that they are wrong when they're actually being proved to be wrong.
Very frustrating.
I think four's generous, actually.
Okay, there are ten, but there's never a time that if they leave the house,
that it's on time and they're not rushing and then running back into the house
because they've forgotten something
and then like a couple of minutes
when you drive away they go
oh wait I need to get that
can we go back?
Now you just describe my wife
so I'll say nine
I'll say nine.
Oh that's a shocker
they're a 10 but I just caught them
watching our Netflix show without me
Oh
Trust issues
Dog behaviour
Clint Megan Dan
A very exciting announcement
that we will make on the show
in about five minutes
And it hasn't got anything to do
with the fact that Dan's away
because, you know, he was talking about he had a meeting
and now he's not here.
Unless he said, right, it's either me or Meg.
I'm still here.
No.
No, I believe it's just sick.
But very bad timing for us talking about his meeting with the boss yesterday.
Yeah.
To take a day off.
Some people were trying to put two and two together.
That's not for.
No, no.
All right, let's give away some cash first.
Take the edge off my life.
You have to answer with that.
And if you do, the cash is yours.
Okay, double check of the number.
Yeah, always good.
It'd be embarrassing for you.
It would be, right.
Here we go.
It's money for someone else.
It's a real shame if they don't pick up.
Take the edge off my life.
That's how you do it.
Taylor, congrats.
Not done, Taylor.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you guys so, so much.
You're welcome.
We're actually going to give you $350 towards a thing that you want,
but in the hopes that you were going to answer,
we managed to see in your form your husband's phone number
because I believe it's a gift for him.
Is that right?
It is.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So let's get him on to make sure that that's where the money goes.
Thank God you picked up.
Yeah.
That would be really awkward.
Okay.
Hey, is it Kelly?
Hello, speaking.
Hi, Kelly.
This is Clint Meg and your partner, Taylor, on the line.
Taylor, you want to tell him what you just want money towards?
Hi, darling.
Hi.
We just won money towards the new PS5 for you.
Actual?
Yeah.
What a wife.
Oh, so good.
Yeah, you're going to get uprated from the PS4 to the PS5
and just in time really for GTA to come out at the end of the year.
That's so cool, thank you.
What a wife.
And the timing, mate, you know what you need to do, Kelly?
Get on here tomorrow, you or Taylor, between 6am and 10am
because every caller wins GTA 6 tomorrow.
So if you can manage to get through on the phones tomorrow,
you'll get the game for free as well.
Cool, thank you so much, guys.
No worries.
You're welcome, guys.
So Taylor, what a woman.
She's going to get him a brand new PlayStation,
and then he just gets to, like, play it and it's all good?
There'll be restrictions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.
Yeah, absolutely.
She's a cool wife, but she's not a silly wife.
Yeah, yeah.
Smart woman.
All right, back again tomorrow.
7am and 8 a.m.
Take the edge off my life if you want to register.
Text Edge to 3343.4.3.
Clint Megan's Ann.
How do you think you go in a girl test?
How much do you know about women?
So it was, look, it's a test that it was a prank on the boys in a way.
I asked them some real questions about real beauty things,
but what they didn't know is that I just pretended they got every single one of them right when they didn't.
So it was things like, what is the money piece?
Money pieces.
Are you allowed to say that?
School run?
Yep, because it's two highlighted bits in the front of your face.
Two like blonder bits of hair that frame your face.
I definitely got that wrong.
You did.
Slugging is when you put on like,
like a heavy like kind of vaseline at night time
and it's to really help your skin
so it's glowing in the morning and it's not dry
that is slugging. Oh so you're moist.
Moist, yeah, moisturised.
Okay, what's the next word?
Oh gosh.
French tips, I think you got that one right.
French tips and nails that you get on your fingernails.
That might have been the only one I got.
Waterline.
Waterline is where you put eyeliner in your eyes.
Okay, because I...
Yeah, go on.
Would you like to say what you put a water line was?
I don't know if I do want to say what I thought of waterline was.
was.
I thought it was how far a woman
will come out of the water,
when in toogs, to be the most
have the most flattering look.
So maybe it's like mid-chest
or maybe like waste, depending on
your different assets
that you may possess.
I don't know why we would have a word
for that. I don't think I've ever thought
about what line I look
the hottest coming out of the water. I'm just getting out of the water.
What a bizarre thing. And then I think
I did cut crease, which is a certain type
of eyeshadow look. The problem is
when I did the waterline thing, you guys
would all be like, yes! Oh my God!
And I'd be like, yeah! And it would
hype me up, so I was so confident.
Yeah, you were. You thought you got five out of five, Clint.
Not good. What is slugging?
Is that when you are trying to look
less attractive than you really are?
Can you see the answer?
No. What can you get laminated?
Like when it comes to beauty?
Laminated. Um, oh, I don't want to be wrong now.
I feel like I'm on a roll. Eyebrows?
Yes.
That was right.
Is it?
Yeah, eliminated eyebrows
Is it right?
The girls like stick them like straight up
I don't know why girls do that by the way
But you've got that one right
You always look really surprised
Not your favourite thing
We did it with producer Brady
And producer Carl as well
Okay, let's see how Brady went
Because I haven't actually heard his answers
He's only, what are you bro, 22?
Nah, 20
If you know more about women than me
And your wife's a beauty
Oh I'm good
What is a money piece?
What is a money piece of money or something?
Yeah
What is slugging?
I don't think you'd be good at this
It's like something to do with your lips
Can you see the answer?
No, there's not
There's not
There's not bad actually the lip thing
Because yeah they would look
Some of them do look like two big slugs
So it's not a bad guess bro
Have we got any producer cars?
Yeah
Yeah it's quite concerning
His clip that I've got is longer
So you might get embarrassed
For more time producer car
What can you get laminated
No he's got to get something laminated
Oh okay your nails
Yes
Yeah
Is that what you do?
You lemonade your nails.
What is a cut crease?
A cut crease.
Is it like a plunging neckline?
Cut crease?
Yes, we'll give you that.
And last one, where is your waterline?
Oh, it must be a makeup thing.
Is it a makeup thing?
Is it like, is it eyes?
Is it really?
Oh, okay, shit.
Yeah, he got that one.
It's being cut out, but he did originally think
with something to do with the tampon.
So...
Which made more sense than an eyeliner thing, for God's sake.
Boys are in charge of audio
he's cut out as embarrassing stuff.
How many women now when they go swimming, though,
are going to work out where their new waterline is.
No, I'm no, I guess.
All right, the video will be out next week.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Exciting tomorrow morning.
Every Caller wins is back.
GTA 6.
The most highly anticipated game the world has ever been waiting for.
Yeah, for sure.
Get on here between 6am and 10 a.m.
The game is yours.
You have a challenge for me, which I'm guessing
might have been for Dan originally,
but Dan didn't turn up to work today, so.
Yeah.
And so now, unfortunately, his mission becomes your mission.
Have you ever watched the game or been playing the game, Megan, you're like, God, how cool would it be to be in the game?
Never.
I love the game.
I love watching my husband play.
But no, as a woman, although it might be different in this game because of a female lead, but as a woman in the game and not usually something I go, wish I was there.
Wish that was me.
Okay, okay.
I didn't know that.
Dan, I think would have loved being in the game, so you're right.
I think he would have enjoyed this.
Right.
Your mission this morning is to find the boss's.
car keys, take his car
and then do a few hot laps
around the police station, which is only just down
the road here, like two minutes from our building.
See, you can get one or two stars, hypothetically.
Where? Okay.
Do you know, good news for you?
Boss was literally at his desk five minutes ago
and he's gone walkies.
Now? Yeah, yeah, go. You grab the keys now.
Oh, what I be? Oh, God.
Hopefully he doesn't have them on him.
Okay, hold on. I'm just going to see if I can bring Meg up on the...
There we go.
Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he? Where the hell would car keys be? Okay. Okay.
So Meg's gonna replicate a GTA 6 mission and steal a car.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
You've found it already!
I've got some keys. I've got two pairs of keys. Right, gone.
Oh you gotta, okay, because one, you don't know which one of his.
Nope. Just grab both. Okay, I've got the both. Okay, I don't even know which
who has. You just gonna run around the car by pushing unlock?
Yes! What else am I meant to do?
I've never seen his car.
Okay.
Doesn't he drive the Mercedes?
Must be nice.
Mercedes?
Oh, doesn't he?
Oh, shut up.
You've got a tis.
He's got two slas.
Okay.
Ironically, you just cut out, so...
Good for me.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Can you still hear me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm running.
Do I need to go to a song to give you time?
Maybe if you...
Yeah, well, I don't know which car is.
Because I've got...
One of the sets of keys is like an edge cheap,
so that might not be his car.
It might just be a work vehicle.
Cool.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'll give you the song's late less than three minutes to find his car.
And then we'll come back to you.
You can jump in it and then see if you can get in trouble around the police station.
Okay.
Is he back?
No, he's not back at his desk.
But the girls are wondering what's going on at the edge.
Okay.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
I just have me a giggle.
She's actually loving this more than I thought.
GTA 6.
Every caller wins tomorrow morning between 6am and 10 a.m.
Dan's away today. I think he would have really enjoyed this.
Meg, a little more nervy. She had to steal the boss's car keys
and then take his car for a joyride
and just, I guess, replicate a mission that she might find
in the GTA 6 game. Meg, are you in position? Have you finally found the boss's
car in the car park? Yeah, I found the car. Must be nice,
by the way. He's got a work vehicle, so he gets free petrol in Gassine.
But I'm just like looking around. What a pig. He's got
chip packets. He's got... There's a coffee cup.
in here that's actually like an actual mug
with old coffee. I think
I've found what's in here. No,
we've got a lift,
a empty lift can
a screwdriver, a pair of scissors.
And then what's Solo Plus? Because I've got a ripped open
packet of Solo Plus. I don't know what that
is, but Solo Plus.
It's got one of those. More rubbish.
Box of tissues.
Maybe they go with the Solo Plus. Maybe they go with the Solo Plus.
And we've got some plastic, empty soy sauce
packets. How filthy
is his car?
I don't know.
I mean, it's, yeah, it's definitely
his. He's making
stuff at home here. Okay, I'm going to just
I don't even have to turn this car on.
There. Oh, there.
Oh, oh, oh, it's moving. Oh, wow.
It's fancy. It's moving my seat in.
It's all automatic. I mean, sorry, it's all electric,
which isn't great for radio, but
yeah, he's turned my, yeah, it's all electric.
The seat moves inwards, and now it's
too little for me, so I'm going to have to move it back.
I'm going to put Carl on the phone when I'm driving.
Yeah, I'll just hold this up here.
Okay.
I guess...
I don't actually have never driven an electric vehicle in my life, so is this on?
Are we on?
So it turns out of rugby, he's not getting free petrol.
But yeah, if you could drive to the police station, then I have one last mission for you, Meg,
to try and get your stars up.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I've never...
Wow, electric vehicles really don't...
make a noise.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Move.
I'm going to hit you.
Move.
Oh, you get more stars
for that again.
Right.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I'm driving.
I'm driving.
What do you want me to do?
So just pull up alongside the police station.
Oh, police station.
Okay, here we go.
Are there any police cars?
Has he realized you?
I've stolen in his car.
He is calling, oh, 800 the edge, so I think he has realized that you're in his car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going down with police station.
Hey man.
What is happening right now?
Meg is living a dream of being inside the GTA 6 game, aren't you Meg?
Yes, yeah, I'm just going past the police station now.
I don't know how do you do a burnout on an electric vehicle?
You don't.
You don't do a burnout in the edge car.
I wanted you to do a burnout, Meg, just to get your stars up and then drive off.
Oh, God.
Okay, wait, wait, I'm just, I'm just pulling into the police station one second.
Okay, I don't know.
Wait, wait.
Okay, you're ready for this?
Whoa, whoa!
Are you ready, Jack?
Are you ready, Meg?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, Meg, take it away.
Okay.
Get them going, Mick.
I'll nearly hit someone.
Move, move, move.
Right. There's a scooter.
Right. This is quite fun now.
Okay. Jack, I think, wants his car back.
I don't know how stoked here is.
Right.
So, hang on. Is it?
Okay, you want me to come back?
Yeah.
Are you playing sound effects? Clint? What is happening here?
No.
Big just does a really consistent burn out. It's supposed to say me every time.
Also, I want it on the record.
record. Other people also drive that car. That is not my mess.
Oh, so it's not your solo plus and box a tissue?
Correct. Correct. I get to drive it to and from work and at no other point.
Okay. All right. Well, must be nice.
Meg, I think cats out of the bag and I don't realize that the burnout thing wouldn't work with an electric vehicle.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm having a great time, though. Do I have to come back in all seriousness?
Yeah. You still get paid till 10.
Okay, well, okay, well I have to try and park it, but I'm not confident with parking, so if it gets banged up, it's your fault.
Okay, another start.
Have you even left the car park?
Yeah, I genuinely have driven around. I went into the, uh, down by the parks.
Sorry about that. What's your car park? Car park number?
I'm putting in three three, can you back it in?
Okay, I'll leave. No. You guys just do the happen.
Bye.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Hey, uh, very, very exciting news. As of today, if you haven't heard, uh, good.
Google and Google and Tetauraferi
have announced that Google Maps now has a New Zealand voice
to improve pronunciation of Tehramori city and towns.
It's very, very cool and it's so necessary and needed.
I think we've all gotten used to the original Google voice where we're like,
okay, she means this.
Yeah.
But sometimes when you're driving in a new era, you actually like, I have no idea what
street I'm looking for from what you've said.
Yeah, sometimes she's absolutely cocked it up.
These ones, yeah, you can kind of work out what she's saying.
Taupo Winaka.
That's tricky.
this is what the new voice will sound like.
Kiyahua, welcome to our new Google Maps.
Let this new local voice be your guide,
whether you're heading to Taupo or Wanaka.
How good is that?
So we're going to do a bit of a comparison.
Yeah, so this is what the old one sounded like.
In 100 metres, turn left onto Tamaki Drive.
In 100 meters, turn left onto Tamaki Drive.
Look at that.
Yeah, I don't know.
At this stage, I don't think you can get a male and female voice.
You know, sometimes you can choose.
But, hey, a fantastic step in the right direction
for Google Maps.
Corona Hapé Road.
That almost sounds, am I wrong?
Sounds a little Asian.
Karanahapi Road.
And now...
Turn left onto Karangahe Road.
There you go.
Kiyo-bro.
So yeah, do you have to...
Bridges Carl, do you have to download the new version?
Or does it automatically just start updating
when you update your app?
I guess, you know, you get the little notification
saying you've got to update your Google Maps?
I'm pretty sure with this one,
it's, yeah, you'll get like a notification.
But it's, you know, because you can actually
choose your voices, like whether you want a male, female
voice and stuff. So in your settings,
if you go into your settings, if it doesn't do it automatically
it'll just come up in there when you update.
You can go to the old Kiwi accent instead
of whatever the default one is. Yeah, can't play.
You've got to roll out over the next two weeks for Google
Map users, so that's very great.
Let me take some time, yeah, okay, so it's, as of
today, it's rolling up, but what, take a couple of weeks
to get around everybody. If you want to be
changing that one, which I'm sure
New Zealand will be embracing, because we're good like that.
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