The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW the results are in... DAN VS CLINT

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...Join us for an action-packed episode of The Clint Meghan Dan Podcast! In this episode, Clint and Dan face off in a thrilling go-kart race to determine who is the fastest on the track. With special messages of support, including one from Formula One driver Liam Lawson, the stakes have never been higher. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Plus, Meg tests a new social experiment by calling men 'Big Dog' to see how they react, with hilarious outcomes. Tune in for laughs, suspense, and some friendly competition. Don't miss it!00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast00:24 Weekend Plans and Parenting Challenges01:26 Remembering Chang and Radio Nostalgia02:25 Throwback Music and Celebrity Birthdays05:08 Go-Kart Race Anticipation08:17 First Call of the Day and High Rocks Discussion13:34 Fitness Goals and Pastry Temptations17:01 Tequila Bath and Marriage Advice24:17 Go-Kart Race Results and Parental Support29:06 Signing the Will29:52 Debating the Will: Who Gets What?32:23 Producer's Diary: Highlights and Laughter36:01 Go-Karting Challenge: Who's the Fastest?36:16 New Zealand's Funniest Names55:18 Jury Duty Season 2: What to Expect58:13 Big Dog Experiment: Testing a Social Hack  

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Breakfast Show that we'll have you on the edge of your seats. They're back. This is Clint Megan Dan. It's the edge breaky.

94-2. Short week, you made it. Auckland is, obviously getting Auckland anniversary. And going into a long weekend if you're from Nelson because you have Monday off. But a short week next week as well, right, for everyone, because Friday's off. Yeah, Waitangi. Yeah. Is it?

Isn't it funny how things change when life changes? Because to me, that just means, oh, my daughter can't go to daycare. That's terrible. That's terrible. You get to have a Sunday session. I get to have a Sunday. Yeah, you're like, oh, bugger. It means you get to drink on Sunday.

So what you're saying is you'd rather work than look after your children. Is that what you're saying? No, that's a terrible thing to say. That's horrid. Sorry. But you did say that, though. Don't need a husband here. He said that. I know.

Well, he knows how much, you know, I know he's got it harder than me. I come in and just talk shit with YouTube for a few hours. Yeah, it is like a holiday. Yeah, but it just didn't come with the 4 a.m alarms. Yeah, yeah. And I do bring that up whenever I can, to be fair, yeah. What do you like out of interest? Somebody who obviously hasn't been listening to the show for a while

and has just tuned in this morning saying, Morning Chang? Chang hasn't worked there for a wee while last in my story. at the airport working at customs. Yeah, he doesn't. I've seen him a couple of times there. I've stopped him and say hi to him, see how it's... Love Chang. Love Chang.

It's been a long, long time since Chang's been at the edge. I wonder if he's still logging into their Wi-Fi and using it. Remember, he used to live above the Burger King and use their Wi-Fi? That's right. That man was the most frugal man I've ever met. My favourite Chang story is when the boss said, we had a really good show one morning. He said, I'm going to shout the whole team coffees.

And then Chang went and got them, and he came back, and he didn't have a coffee, but he had four bucks. He's like withdrawn it from the box. Brilliant. And it would have been a credit card so that would have been a special what do they call it, advance? Cash advance.

Everybody got a coffee and he said well I didn't want a coffee so I just got myself four dollars. So he just withdrew goes cash up, four bucks, pocket a bag, that man. Isn't that amazing? And you know what? He's rich and good on him.

Yeah, yeah, so how you do it? Ray, where's my husband? We need a big Friday banger for a six-am throwback. Us versus the playlist. Currently the playlist has Lady Hawk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so good on it.

But I mean, she was like, I think there was a real time in Kiwi music that Kiwi artists were the kings and queens of the radio. Oh, there was an era. Broods, Lord. Even before that, in the early 2000s, you had your Dane Rumbles. Yeah. You're, like, there was just so many. Crazy Horse. You know, like, I genuinely, I'm not even trying to be funny.

Golden Horse, yeah. Well, what's Crazy Horse? Crazy Frog and Golden Horse, Team Dun. Yeah, Golden Horse. They were great. Sheehard. You know, there was a number of different bands that we had number one songs. Maybe not so much these days. There's some great artists, though, still.

In fact, Stan Walker's got a new song out today with New Music Friday. I'll play it to you. What else we got, though, Dam? A couple of big options today. Now, we can't play this, obviously, but it's a bit of a shout-out for you, Meg and I. We're both fans. Phil Collins' birthday today. It's a very hard choice between him and Taylor being my favourite concerts of all time.

And Michael Jackson, those top three. but, you know, people. You really loved Michael Jackson. Yeah, I did. And I used to pretend he was my boyfriend. Yeah. When I was a kid. Me, could have done anything to go to Neverland.

Yeah, I really would have. Jason Duralo's birthday? Is it? Nah, but it would be good to play. Men is his birthday. It'd be good to have that. The option, though, I do think, is the option we go with. This day, in 1999, the last year of the 90s,

Britney Spears went to number one with Hit Me Baby One more time. Do I lose my mind? One of the greatest Pils song. She was 16 when she did that song. Oh, I had a crush on her when that song came out. Oh, my goodness me. She was like, oh, posters, every guy. They had a poster first.

Oh, big to say after I just said she was 16. But you guys both would be... I would be like 13. Oh, yeah, okay, you're right, you're right. So you were like 30. I think I was 11 then. 11, 12. How old is Britney's best, do you reckon?

Now, oh, 38, 40? Okay. No, she's older than that. Really? Mid-40s. Oh, like 44? Yeah, 44? Yeah.

Turns 45 in December of this year. You forget how long she's been around. True. Okay, so we're going with, of all the Britney Spears songs, we've got to go with the one, I guess. Well, that was the number one, but I guess you could go with you. Let's just go hit me, baby. You're the boss, Dan.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Okay, we're going to have the results of the go-kart race that is somewhat synced to. Stop the nation Oh god Everywhere I go People are talking about it Yeah

Who want it I can't I've got to keep my poker face Because obviously you boys Don't know the results Nah But I do But obviously Dan's

Challenge me to his special skill To see if he can In his mum's Words Quote What did he Be the ass of you? Be the ass off of you

Yeah And she stands by that She does She does It was a very exciting day And you know we'll find out if Dan there is something that you are better than Clint at today at 8. Yeah, 8 o'clock this morning.

I'm really, really exciting. We've got a little surprise from our producer Carl, who obviously was squirrelling away behind the scenes, didn't tell us what was going on in case, unfortunately, it didn't come off. But it did come off. Dan and I, although you would think just Dan, based on Meg's reaction and the way she stared at Dan the entire video. That's how she always looks to be Clint.

She's got a smile on her face when she looks at her guest friend. Got a video from Formula One driver. Liam Lawson. Take a listen. Hey guys, Liam here. I'm just in Barcelona preseason testing at the moment, but I hear you guys have a big race on today. So, Clint Dan, best of luck.

If I could offer any advice, I would say, smooth as fast, in go-karts, clean exits, break late, be aggressive. That's really the main thing. That's what I'll be doing. Good luck, hope it goes well. I haven't been doing that.

Thanks for always having my back. I see the clips to you guys. have shared and seen some stuff from the last 12 months and really, really appreciate it. So thanks guys. It was very exciting to know that Dan's idol knows who he is.

Yeah, yeah. I really like Liam Wilson. I think he's such a talented driver and I think this year's his year, 2026. I also, like I always thought he's a lovely guy. But for someone who's that busy to go out of his way

and he must get thousands of bloody requests, right? Of course he would. To send us to, hey, good luck guys, for a silly little go-com. cart race. I was like, what a G to actually take the time to do that? And yeah, a lot more respect for the bro. I got a message from Clint this morning saying, hey, I've just arrived at work.

And I'm voice DM in Liam. And I thought you meant Liam Lawson. Thankfully, I clicked later that you've got a friendly in it. I know, Dan. I was driving and going, oh. Hi, Liam, just Clint here. Just want to thank you for that message yesterday, really nicely. Yeah, Liam.

Irish listener podcast the show Oh imagine that Hey me again I know you haven't responded to my art earlier four messages But when you do see this

because Barcelona time difference and stuff Thanks so much for the message Thanks for the tips on the driving yesterday Oh man Imagine Imagine that Me and Liam Lawson

Become like mates just on the side Start hanging up I couldn't do that to you Dan It'd be worse than if you found out Sleeping with your wife It actually probably wouldn't be To be honest It really would be

We find out the results After 8 o'clock this morning. Yeah. All right, first call of the day. What are you doing? Give us a bell. If you're excited about it being Friday, going into a weekend. 0,800, the edge. We'll store you out with a voucher to go spend your store at Z.

We haven't been messaging, mate. Not yet. I'm waiting for him to message me first. I'm trying hard to get. He will ever leave him to me. Clint, Megan, Dan. First call of the day. And it's Sarah this morning.

Hi, Sarah. Morning, guys. How are you? Morning, Sarah. You're in towed on a, obviously, a. bit of a somber vibe down there at the moment? Yeah, yeah, it really is. I was in London when Diana died.

Yeah. And I can kind of equate it similarly to that. Oh, wow, I can imagine. Like the whole country is kind of there with you at the moment. It's been such big news. Yeah. Yeah, it's not, yeah. It's also been such a, like, so many people just connect them out to such a beautiful place

and such good memories, such good, I've been, obviously, We've all walked up the mountain. I've walked up the mountain multiple times. And it is such a beautiful place. Have they closed the track, eh? They've closed the mountain entirely. Yeah, you can't access it at all. It's such a spiritual place with so many people,

whether you're spiritual or not. You know, you have a connection with it. And so to not be able to even access that and a complete respect for everybody who is actually really impacted by that. But, yeah, to not be able to access the mountain so many people is quite, very strange.

Yes, I imagine so people do it nearly like, it used to walk it every morning. You know, it was, yeah, such a connection. I so know what you mean by that, Sarah. And I imagine it will probably be closed for a while because they need to make sure that it is

fully safe. I'm sure they, I'm sure that will reopen, but I even heard rumors that it won't again. Really? Yeah, I did. But, yeah, what do I know? Yeah, their rumours, hopefully.

Yeah, and the Virgil was on last night. It's a huge turnout, and I think one of the unidentified, people who passed was a backpacker was it Sweden? Yeah, man's, I believe. Yeah, just imagine that.

You're just on holiday and what is arguably one of the most beautiful countries in the world and then something like that happens. It's just horrific, eh? Oh, that's horrible. So what does the weekend look like for you then, Sarah?

So we're actually heading up to Tauranga because, I'm sorry, no, no, we're heading up to Auckland from Tauranga. Because my daughter's doing high rocks. Oh, I saw Harrocks. All over my instant feed, they had like competitions. Kind of like the old school CrossFit. CrossFit games.

High Rocks is all the new thing. I don't know how they're different. Yeah, it looks difficult. I couldn't do it. Is it rock climbing? No. No, no, no. Nick, you've got to Google it.

I can see why you can confuse it for that. What is the difference, Sarah? Is it just, obviously, they've just come up with a new name and they do different challenges, but effectively it's like CrossFit? Potentially, but you've got, so you've got eight stations. Yeah. And between those stations. you have to run one kilometer.

So it's cardio but its strength at the same time. Is it true that you can do it in pairs? So one person's doing the 1K and then when they get back the other one. So my brother's trying to get me into it and doing it as a duo. Yeah, my daughter's trying to get me to do it next year. And I'm like, oh my gosh, it's going to be a big year if I have to do that. So you can do it in women's pairs. You can do it in mixed doubles.

You can do it as a relay with four people. They actually had, I can't remember which country it was, but they had the relay team eliminated because one of them didn't wear their timing band. That was yesterday, I think. They're really, really strict as well. Like, you have to be in certain places behind the line, but if you're doing warbles, your bun has to drop so low. And, yeah, it's really, it's intense, so intense.

Well, from what I can see, high rocks is a fixed known format, which is a kilometer run, a workout and then eight kilometer run, or, sorry, or like workout times eight in every race, whereas CrossFit is constantly varied. I can't believe they can get. people like you, Sarah, to drive three hours in a weekend to work out. Sometimes I can't

even be bothered driving the eight minutes down the road to my gym. She's supporting your daughter though, right? Didn't you say? Oh, totally. And I'm going to be an emotional wreck probably because even just thinking about her journey to get there is, you know, like it's huge. It's really, really big. She's only 18. Can I say that?

She's only 18. Wow. You're such a Hirox mom. The category? Yeah? Yeah, high rock's mom. But yeah, better than a soccer mom. I've done that. But the category for an 18-year-old, so I think it's 18 to 24. So it's a really big category as well,

which is a little bit unfortunate. It'd be nice to sort of have that broken up because they're normally in four-year age groups. Meanwhile, her mum, I've got a fact here, you once broke a rib just from coughing too hard. So good luck with Hirox next year. You should steer clear of Hirox, to be honest. I'm strengthening my bones.

It's okay. Yeah, good, good, good. Hey, we'll get a voucher out to you. you can go spend at Z on your road trip. It's a good time, man on the road trip. Yeah, from Toranga, it's Auckland this weekend. You can get amongst there, gourmet, and cashew pie if you like. And give our love to Todonga.

Thanks, guys. Have an awesome weekend yourself. Thanks, Sarah. She's lovely, isn't she? She is lovely. She was a great chat. Yeah, so good. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Dan was just saying earlier. If you're someone that started this year, go, right, I'm going to get fit. I've got some gym goals or some fitness goals. Dan's about to tell you what not to do. No, I'm just saying that I'm just like you. Everybody falls off the van wagon. And so we're at the 30th of Jan.

How many times were falling off this bandwagon down this year? This will be two or three. Yes, it's right. Once a week. It's just a cheat day in theory, isn't it? True. My weakness, as I said before, is a pastry. Okay, like I think if I could just eat one food for the rest of my life, it'd be pastry.

Crosst. What could you be your favorite pastry? Croshants. A croissant, really? Sweet or savoury croissant. Just any croissant. Really? You put a croissant on food.

front of me and I'll eat it. I love a pan of raisin. Now, no, pana raisin, pan of chocolate. And then arm and croissons close behind. Anyway, yesterday we went to go-kartic. Don't get him, gosh. Sorry, that's my fault. I'm celebrating my fault. Okay, so we went, we went go-karting guests out. I was feeling

fit. I was feeling good, okay? So I went home and I was like, I'm going to treat myself to a pie. A pie. So I stopped in a bakery, and I was like, I'll just get a pie, have a munch on my way home. Because it was quite a way home. It was like a 45-minute drive. And it was traffic as well, so it was really, really bad.

So I stopped in, and there was this lovely bakery on the way home, and it went in there. And the man was lovely. I got a minced and cheese pie, and as I was about to pay, he goes, would you like anything else because we're about to close? Yeah. And I said, oh, and he was like, it's for free, by the way. Uh-oh. There's a cabinet full of pastries.

Free pastries. It's crypt-noy. And this is the thing, because in my head, I'm going, Dan, 20-26 is your year. This is your fitness that don't get a croissant. You're already getting a pie, though. The cheap side of me's going, you're right, Meg, you're already getting a pie. What's the half? Why don't I have a bit of dessert?

Yeah. So I said, give me a couple of the almond croissons. How would you feel? If you went and did that because you felt good, you're like, you know, one, I think I might have pulled that out of the bag. I think I might have won. What have you lost? And then you went and got a pie. I'm sorry.

It works either way. Yeah. So I said to myself, I'll give the croissants to Hannah when I get home. I'll just have the pie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, good. Nice deal. The issue was, I got on the motorway.

gridlock. I was on the motorway for like an hour. Did they start speaking to you? Those little cross-offs sitting there blinking at me. They were going to, Danny. Daddy boy. Eat us, we're sweet.

Imagine the feeling in your mouth. So I'm sitting there, I'll go, and I just sort of went, I said one. So I had one, five minutes, just eating it. Get to the harbour bridge, more gridlock. The other one's blinking at me going,

come on, Danny. What's better than one croissot? Two croissons. I'll just have half a tomassau. So I had half. You gotta save something for your wife. Yeah, of course. By the time I got home, nothing left.

Just three empty brown bags. So in the space of me leaving, go-karting, to getting home, I had one pie, two croissants. I felt like a pig. Yeah. Honest to God. If there's anybody that's got any tips on how to stay on the bandwagon. It's the temptation for me? Yeah, of course.

Don't put it in your passenger seat. It was free. It was free. It's almost like God's trying to punish me. He's going like, I'm going to. just give him two free croissants, see if we can't say no. Of course I can't go on, you prick. You two like very different types of baggies.

I feel like Dan's a little brown paper bag. He likes a clear one. I like a brown paper bag full of pastry. It's blasting me. I'm good a day. That's my idea of a good night out. Clint McGahn. Lesh go! Time to get naughty at 640.

You've been teasing us all morning with us, Clint. And what it sounds like I'm guessing it's not, because it would be very expensive to take a tequila bath and you wouldn't want to shave beforehand. Yeah, true. That'd be very... Tequila bath. Yeah.

I can't imagine what it would be other than that though, Dan. Have you got any guesses? Well, it could be like a bubble bath where you put a bit of tequila in with the water, you know, like just a dab, just to give an essence. You know how you can put lavender in a bath and it smells?

Oh, you just smell like tequila? That's what I'm imagining it is. You get out... Some bath salts. Okay, take a listen. This is... A chick has been married a fair amount of time. She tried something and I was like, hey.

I've never given them to go. Why not? If you're married and you don't know about tequila bath, I'm here to change everything for you. I came up with the idea when I had been married about 18 years. I've been married 20 now. So basically, you fill up your bathtub, getting with your man's. I bring a little tray of like salt and limes and you pass a bottle of tequila back and forth for the night while you're in there. You end up laughing so much. You get like belligerent together.

It is one of the cheapest fun estates we've ever done. Oh, God, Clint. Most unrelatable content. Have you seen my bath? Honestly, I sit in my bath and it's still up, and my tits are still out because it's so small. Like, I don't, what do you mean you can fit another person in there? Guy would have the tap in his back the whole time. Like, what are you?

You have the four or five shots of tequila. It'd be less annoying, Arryn. You must have one of those big, deep, nice baths. I've got one from the 90s, that's plastic. Yeah, no. No. People in a shop and sitting in the bottom of their shower. Most part, you can fit two people and go. No.

No, mine either. Mine's the same as Meg's. Yeah. I struggle to fit in it by myself. No way. I was going to convince my wife to get into the bath with me naked. That's the trickier part. I had a bath recently, actually.

This is a funny story. I had a bath recently. It was very small bath like yours, Meg, and my wife came in. And she said, that is the most unattractive thing I think I'm going to see. Just go out of the water. Hello, darling. What to get in? She's like, absolutely not.

And it always floats to the top. Everything floats to the top Or it tries to anyway with me Still have the order, though Clint, Meg and Dan Scandal with Meg Scandals with thanks to OUSA It's not Otago without ORI

Head to otagoOri.como.NZ I thought you would like this because you both said he's a A list of Denzel Washington. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. If you don't know who Denzel Washington is,

even though the boys say that he's an a list. This is just a little reminder of his voice. I never looked at things as problems. I look at them as opportunities. Because you never know who's watching. But more importantly, you shouldn't do it to be seen.

You know, pray about it. Whatever it is, you're committed to. Fight for it. Fear is nothing but contaminated faith. He's very intelligent as well. Well, well, well, I'm glad you said that, Clint, because he has given marriage advice on how to have a successful marriage of 42 years.

Would you like to hear what he said? Oh, has he been married for 42 years? It's very rare in Hollywood for a person to be married for that long. Yeah, and he makes it very clear as well. So it's not like wishy-washy. It's not like wishy-washy. So I've got the quote here. Okay.

This is what Denzel Washington has said you need to do to have a successful marriage of 42 years. Tequila bath. No. No. Okay. I was about to try and do it in a Denzel Washington voice. I wouldn't bother. No, give it a nudge.

You don't know if you're good at it. until you try it. Hold on, I'll give you... I never looked at things as problem. I never... No. No, I would just... I was just going to say to it.

He said, do what your wife tells you and keep your mouth shut. Oh, I'm probably some... That's all of it. It's over? Okay. It's quite a nice, quick,

snappy one, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bit like happy wife, happy life. Yes. That's what I live by. Yeah, do what your wife tells you and keep your mouth shut, but in Denzel Washington's voice.

That's what his... He says is his success. How would you... I sort of relate to that. I think my wife has varied. She does a lot of the stuff in our relationship. She's smarter than you. And she's smarter than me, and I know that.

And I go, you know what? You control the money. You tell me what I should spend. And I'm happy with that. No, but then the problem is sometimes I do that. I'm like, just say nothing. I can't make it worse. And then my wife goes, what are you thinking?

She tries to pull it out of me. You're not saying anything. So just tell me what you're thinking. Get off your chest. And then my brain goes, nah, it's a trap. It'll make it worse. Yeah. And she gets it out of me and guess what?

It gets worse? And my brain has told you you'd make it worse? Yeah, and did you do what Denzel told you to do? No, I do what my wife asked and I told her what I was thinking. It's contradictory. Oh no! No, I think that's a great little bit of advice from Denzel.

Yeah. Because marriage has obviously lasted. Indeed it has. So there you go. Keep your mouth shut. Keep your mouth shut. From Denzel Washington, everybody this morning. The movie Flight with Denzel Washington.

Have you ever seen that? Such a great movie. He's acting in that. It's incredible. He's a pilot that's accused. He's drunk flying and he's accused of being reckless. But the acting in it is so... Is he drunk?

He was drunk. Okay, well, then... I mean, he is guilty, but he tries to get out of it. The drinks cart should not be going into the cockpit. That is true. The Clint Megandandandan podcast. The H-E-C money. Bang on 7 o'clock.

Jamie from Christchurch wants a thousand bucks going into the weekend this morning. Morning, Jay. Morning. Good broge you're a landscaper yes okay well if you can give us 10 answers inside 30 seconds with the letter that Meg gives you yeah you probably call it for the day go home have a long weekend oh that would be a great result oh yeah tools down at 7 a.m that's good all right Jamie your letter is I for I would like you to win this money okay okay here we go okay time starts at the end of Meg asking you your first question good luck Jamie

Okay. Give me something cold. Ice. A cuisine. Indian. A girl's name. Indiana. A band. Incubis.

A word ending an R. Pass. A reason you go to the doctor. Sorry? A reason you go to the doctor. Um, itchy. An occupation. Oh.

Oh. Jamie, man. You came out of the block. so quick and then we're like, look at him go. My favourite answer was itchy. That was a good one. Yeah, is that a personal thing? That was clever, eh? It was a cleverer. I was a cleverer.

I was like racking my brains there. Really good. Inflammation? Yeah, injury, illness. Yeah, but... Illness, that's a good one. Yeah, he was itchy. And the ones that he couldn't get with ending an R, that is a hard one, but imposter,

intruder, inventor. But your brain doesn't go there. Sorry, Jamie, no tools down for you. Wow, he did great, though. Yeah, yeah. Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The results at 8 o'clock this morning. Who was quicker on track, Dan's specialty skill that he challenged me to this week.

And I thought, oh, yeah, I'm not a bad go-kart. It all stems from Clint being good at everything, doesn't it me? He beats us constantly. Yeah, and we thought we wanted to start the year off where we've beat him at something. Yeah. So my specialty skill is go-karting. I've been doing it when I was a kid until I was about 12. Yeah.

And gave it up because it got too expensive. you still have the feeling. It's like riding a bike. Do you know the really cool thing because Ace Motorsport and Mount Smart Stadium? Such a good track. Fastest outdoor rental carts. I was talking to Rach, the owner,

and she was saying that they've got a pathway to motorsport program. So if you're ever watching Formula One, you've got a young kid watching it going, you see all these Formula One drivers that started out in karting. And you go, who does that? Ace Motorsport actually will teach you the basics on track, and then they have a proper racing cart that they take to a proper racing track. Oh, cool.

And they put you through this pathway to, like, for youth, to actually get into professional racing. That's awesome. Yeah, that is really cool. So if you're wondering how to do it, Ace Motorsport.comatown Z, check it out. So our parents, unbeknownst to Dan and I, had both secretly messaged us saying they wanted to come and watch. Like, we're five? Yeah.

It actually was like that a little bit. It was sweet, though. Yeah, and, yeah, they showed up with big expectations for their boys. Christine, out of 10, confidence for your boy? Oh, 10 out of 10. 10 at 10. Big Johnny, you'd the same? Yep, 10 out of 10.

Definitely, I'd go in 11. Oh, 11 out of 10? Okay, okay. Are you, either of you're regretting and putting the $100 on the line? Nah. You don't think you're going to lose it? Nah.

No. Yeah, we sort of made our, well, forced our parents into putting a bit of a wager into it. I was trying to find out where mum's money was and then she had this. Where pension is, you know? Yeah. Oh, gosh. Not a pension day to day. No.

Now at the fortnight, you're going to have to wait for your money. Yeah. That's funny because my mum went and got the money out at the bank. Oh, not a good sign. And she got out of the ATM and one of the 50, she got two $250 notes and one of them was creased. So she went into the bank and asked them to swap it for an uncreased one. Bless her.

Oh, my gosh. But it pissed me off though also because I'm like, why did you get the money out? She's not obviously thinking she's going to lose it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Otherwise, she wouldn't ever have needed to. All right, Nathaniel who works here. He's got an unbelievably quick time. I just have one quick question for him before we took to the

Nathaniel, in all your time looking after Ace Motorsport Carts. Has anyone ever shown up in full Ferrari gear that doesn't work for Ferrari? No. No, there's a first time of everything, Nathaniel. Yeah, Ferrari hat, Ferrari shirt, Ferrari shoes. Yeah. Just need the pants and I've got the full set. Okay, and then Dan just needed one more thing for good luck before he took to the track.

You'll do well. Thank you, thank you. Okay. Yeah, and this is from George. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm doing this for George and my mum. Yes, and your wife.

You know the kiss was from... Yeah, good friend of here. Yes, and Hannah, sorry, but I. Even though the kiss was from George. It came from your mum on your lips. Yeah, that was where she did kiss me on the lips. Yeah. Can I say from somebody who was, who got to see both of you race?

Yeah. I got to see both of you race. I would say, again, without knowing the results, Dan, incredibly consistent, incredibly consistent with your fast driving. Clint. not incredibly consistent, but good at, like, I guess, like getting your mind back into the game and if you have anything, nothing rattles you. I knew I was just going to have to leave everything on the track.

I was going to go for broke. So I was either going to win or I was going to lose by a lot. And one of the laps, definitely, I was not happy with. Yeah, and the thing is when you overdrive, when you start overdriving, you'd make mistakes. You know, all the top drivers would say that's here he comes. It looks like he's got a good exit out of there, so he will be one. to try and keep it there. He's lifted two months there.

Oh, he's looking down. Oh shit. It's what we call a half spin in the game. He's sort of like almost, the car overcooked and turned around. So he lost... Tasing the wrong way on lap two, so that's never good. And you can hear my reaction, I wasn't pumped. But it's looking very good for me.

I got much more confident after that last little bit there. No! Now that wasn't the lap that your time was taken on though. Okay. Great. Well, fantastic. Otherwise, I should just walk home. It was at least one. This is what makes me nervous. There was one lap of Clint that he did that looked solid. That's the one where I didn't spin around face the other way.

Yeah. Okay, we'll find out at 8 o'clock. Will it even be close? I'm unsure. Hard to tell. Clint, Megan. All right, Megan. She wants our signature on something. She brought it in. There's quite a few pages. It's, um, look, I have had my second card, so I'm getting all my...

bits and bobs sorted, and which one of those things is my will. Oh good, no, I don't even think I've done my will. Your wife would have done it. So, yeah, I'm sorting the family as well. And there's one last thing I need to do, and I spoke to Public Trust, I think, that it's with. And I rang them and I said,

Cuckuckoo, what do I need? She said, you need somebody else to sign it. You need two people to sign it. And I was like, great, I've got my in-laws coming, they'll sign it. She said, no, you can't really have people that would potentially get anything out of it because then it would, I guess it would mean that there could be...

I've got like a vested interest in the world. Thank you, thank you, Clint. That's the word I'm looking for, vested interest. And so I was like, okay, cool. So I need two people that will have absolutely no chance of getting anything in my world. Well, I would have thought that's not us. We have spoken specifically at length about what we would get from each other. Clint's getting your vits.

I'm getting you a much nicer car the other one. Oh, no, I don't. There's just a car of problems, I'm sure. Neither have you. And the dog here in the back. No. You don't need to fight or a bit because neither of you are getting it. It smells like a foot in there.

Yeah, well then you're not getting it, so it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't run. Honestly, the admin. That pretty much has been given admin. Yeah. So, no, thank you. If I could imagine what it's like to live inside, like an old shoe, that's what it smells like inside that car. Okay, well, then you're definitely not getting it. Okay.

So we realize today we're getting nothing when he does. Which I would. imagine I'm getting nothing from either of you in your wills. I've got you in my will. No, you just said 30 seconds ago you don't have a will. Yeah, you idiot. Bagger. It is kind of depressing, eh, when you go through the world

because you're like, if I die, but guy's still alive, but if guy and I both die, and then if we both die and our children die in the one accident, it's just all these different scenarios of people dying. I've just wanted to get it done, finish. I've got a very standard one, so just sign it. There is nothing in it where I've

gone specifically this person's getting that thing. I'd be interested in anyone listening right now. I'd consider us all three of us best friends. Have you left anything to your best friends, like your friends and your will? I think there'd be a lot of people that are leaving stuff. Okay, let's say all the people that are in your will, you all went away on like a family trip together, right?

And I don't know, you left the gas on in the RV and it exploded. And your parents, In-laws, all the kids, they all died. The whole extended family on both sides. What a horrific event. Except, no, but except for Daisy and Miller,

your two girls. Because they were running around, playing on the beach alone near the water, which is dangerous. Now, Dan or I, who gets the kids? Obviously, we are very, we're so sad. I know. Yeah.

But your two most precious things, your girls, who gets the girls? This is a hard one. Because you wouldn't split them up. It's Dan. What either? Yeah, a bit of. parent.

She's just doing that to antagonise. Hey, Clint, you know how to cheer you up. A stinky bits. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, time to get into the producers die. You know, it's just be fully transparent.

This is meant to be one of those highlight reels where you go, oh, I missed that. That was quite good. I might listen to more of that show next week. It's like a billboard for our show. Yeah. Okay, are we ready? Yes.

There's always someone that wins and then a couple of others that gets thrown under the bus and reversed over. Let's see, who's who? At Samaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. From go-karting to Dan's cat, shag in the neighbourhood and some massive laughs in between. Let's get into it. You know you can't get away with anything on this show, and that was proved at 6am on Monday morning.

Couldn't spin up all right with the squirts. Yeah, I'm here. I think I've been up and downs as 2 a.m. We went from strength to strength and got chatting about cotton earbuds when listener Kevin suggested doing both ears at the same time. Dan had to give it a go himself. Just leave me here. Yeah.

Aw. Oh. Oh, okay. What have you done? Kevin, you're all barely to blame for this. Okay. We're still yet to have a winner for easy money in 2026, but do you know what's better than someone winning easy money? Someone absolutely cocking it up for our listening pleasure.

We have four letter word. Zoe. Uh, pass. A body part. What was it, sorry? A body part. Me. No, that's a case.

Oh, God, shut, stop. That's been an absolute shock. The way you're done. Now, Dan's had a lot of bad luck when it comes to neighbours, but when they start throwing as poor cat Kimmy under the bus, that is where we draw the line. I've got to go home and let my cat out of the house because Hannah's out.

Busy day. And we got yelled at by our neighbour because she thinks he's knocked up her cat. What? Did you not have your cat spayed? Yeah, he's been spayed. Everything. He's got, he's chipped, everything. And that's only doing it for fun.

And that's what I explained to Leslie. I said to her, he's been spayed, he's chipped, and she said, well, she spotted him numerous, and quote numerous times doing her cat. Yeah, but you're like, yeah, he's not getting your cat, bring them, he's just doing it for fun. And I reckon her cat's a little f***, because she's obviously doing all the other cats around the neighbourhood, and she just witnessed our son. She should just get her cat spayed in the end. Exactly what I said to her.

It's her fault. So I'm going to go and let him out of the house because he's locked inside during the day when we're out now, because he's shagging him in the moves. Oh, it's not his fault. It's not a poor Kimmy. And because I think he's been spayed, I don't even think he has much of a libido, would you? Clint, you've had it perspicomy.

No, I've had it perspicomy. It's still pretty keen. I don't know. It might be different with gas. Alongside our show recap podcast, every day we record a not-for-radio podcast called OnlyFans. This week, we tried out a brand-new ritual just to make sure we were all in sync before recording.

It's all harmonised quickly to see if we're in tune. Okay, one of us was off. And finally, we have. We have so much fun here at work, but there are a couple of wee things that we need to do to make sure we get paid. I'm not quite sure why we left those things to Meg though. All thanks to OUSA, it's not Otago without ORI. Head to Otagoori.orghum. Cool.

All right, up next. I'll be stooped with that read. I don't get away with anything on this bloody show. They're kicking their heels, brilliant. Money well spent. All righty, and that's all we've got. time for today. We'll catch you same time, same place next week for another producer diary. Thank you, good on your needs. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Hey, 8 o'clock this morning

will have the results of the go-car race. Dan challenged me to his special skill. It was quite a family affair. My mum and dad came out. Dan's mom came out. A few listeners came out to watch as well. There was a lot on the line, and Meg will have the results. After eight. There's a funny thing going on and read it at the moment. It's a thread of New Zealand's funniest names. Now we've done the segment media time on the show We've been through all the names Yeah, you guys think I get trolled by listeners

When they text through But we've had some great funny names in the past, Clint Oh, yeah First name, Liz, last name, Adia Connor, what's your dad's name? It's Ronald McDonald's. Brilliant. Now if your last name's Ox Long

Well, Dan, no, nobody's called Mike. That's enough, that's enough. That's a real man. It's like Moes Tammano. He lives in Funga day. No, Dan gets drolled a lot in this segment. He does. He just does it.

I don't know whether he knows it and cares. So I'm just going to read. We're getting so many texts and calls through on this. It happens every time. Everybody knows a funny name. But I'm just going to read through some of the ones that I found on this Reddit article. It's New Zealand names. So these people live in New Zealand.

Lou Flusha from Christchurch. He's a man, L-O-U, Flusher. I hope he's a plumber. Brilliant, wouldn't that? You'd have to lean in. Adam went to school with a guy called Harry Butman. We used to call him Harry Butman. Obviously.

It's hard with a last name like that. It's hard. It's so pathetic. Donald Duckham works at Middard 10 in Christchurch, apparently. Donald Duckham? You do it a good Donald Duck, Clint. So it is very good, Clint. My dad's best friend's names Les Behan.

No, now you're getting trolled. We've got other ones that have come in. on our text machine, saying we had an exchange student at high school called Magical Wang. No one's calling their kid Magical. That's Clint's nickname. They would just call it's Clint. Oh, he's mentioned magical Wang.

That's why Jamie married him. All right, Sonia, what is a real name that you know of? Dwayne Pipe. Brilliant. He does exist. Are you sure? How do you know him? Or do you know of him?

him? Oh, he was a friend of a friend of a friend. Oh, yeah. All right, Brooke, what about you? What's the funny name that you know? So I'm quite into motorsport and a couple of years ago watched some British touring car racing. And turns out there's a driver called Jack Gough. Brilliant.

Jack Gough. Jack Gough. No. No. But his parents have not run it through like any sort of filter, have they? Jack Goff. That's hard to do when you're the commentator as well. You know, if he is racing.

Especially when Jack off hasn't off. Yeah, well, yeah. That's not as good as this one. Apparently there's someone there's a PE teacher in Hamilton called Sandy Cooch. No. Stop out. No, have you never been anyone with the last name? Sandy.

I know a Gooch. Yeah, I do. I know somebody called with the last name Gooch. Gooch. Sandy? No. And finally, my nana's name's Dora Bell. So that's a cute little one.

Dora Bell. That's great. Clint Meg and Dan. But we're still getting unique names coming through on text. This is my favourite one. Someone went to school with an exchange student. First name, Er. Like E.R.

Last name, Lee. Erli. No. I mean. And they were never late, apparently. So they lived up to the name. Are you sure? Someone else said, I have a friend called Jenny Toll.

I'm like, no, give us their number. We're going to call Jenny and find out Jenny Toll. Not true. Really? I love that segment. I wonder if anyone will call up about their own name one time. Yeah, well you go, my parents stuffed it. But anyway, you can have a laugh about it.

Come on, give us a cool, Phil McCracken. Okay. All right, well, eight o'clock Meg will have the results of the go-kart race. Dan's specialty skill that he has mastered from a very, very young age. And so I gave him a race yesterday. Just see how we did. Yeah, Meg's got the. results written on a piece of paper that have been handed to her.

She hasn't looked at them. But she's keeping them really close to her chest, man. Yeah, yeah. Well, I love a surprise myself anyway, but also, obviously, you guys can't have a sneak pick. Dan's challenged me to a lot of things in the past, and they haven't gone all that well for him. And then even my dad was there, because I hope you're better at go-car racing than you are. Seva skitting, Dan. Oh, yeah.

Because dad was obviously driving the boat when you embarrassed yourself on the water. I just hope that this is the foot, though, this will be the one that rubs off, the one that I finally get to do. Yeah. It's a strange way to put it back. To be fair, the thing that rubs off? What's the saying?

I don't know, but he's going to me. Comes off. Sure. But, hey, in all honesty, Dan was quick on the track, and it's, Dan, it was interesting.

It was different, watching Dan just really excel consistently. I see it all the time, The race has done now. You don't need to keep getting in my head. Okay, we've done the race. I was like, okay, all right. I'm a little more, well, actually,

I've never been nervous up until seeing Dan on the track. And I guess that's why it's a specialty skill. And Liam Lawson even caught wind of this race. Formula One driver, Kiwi driver, who's in F1, and he had this to say. Hey guys, Liam here. I'm just in Barcelona preseason testing at the moment, but I hear you guys have a big race on today.

So Clint Dan, best of luck Fuck it off at any advice I would say smooth as fast In go cards Clean exits Break late Be aggressive That's really the main thing

But yeah Good luck Hope it goes well Thanks for always having my back I see the clips You guys Have had shared and seen some stuff From the last 12 months

And really really appreciate it So thanks guys Good luck have a good day We'd say If somebody asked us for advice On like being good radio announcers We'll probably go, I haven't got the time. Go ask somebody else.

Meg's already left. She's on her way home, so he can't, unfortunately. Nah, but what a good bugger, right? Ambassador Housa and he must get a thousand requests a day, and he made the time to send that. So, Liam, appreciate you, bro. We've had his mum on the show before, and Dan's been a big fan for a long, long time.

Yeah, he deserves everything in the world. He deserves the championship this year. We will see. Okay, so who did it better? Who gets bragging right? How will it feel if Dan gets his first W? Or how do you feel if you take another L? Dan, you just have to be you?

I just can't. I can't. It just has to be you. My ego is taking enough of a battery. It just has to be you. Just play. Come on, let's get to it. Let's see if Dan can rub one off or whatever you said earlier. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

One bar stay. Good morning. A thousand bucks on the line right now. If you can give us 10 answers and 30 seconds starting with the letter that Meg gives you between E or Z, E and Z. Jenny this time he said I got nine from nine, and she just ran out of time to answer the 10th question. She was amazing, wasn't she?

Yeah, we need another Jenny this morning. Sorry, guys, can you do the funds? Mine's just broken. Okay. You guys got phone. Yeah, we're going to go to Annalise this morning in Toadong. A morning, Annaleise. Good morning. Good.

Nice and calm, good. Are you ready to win a thousand bucks? Oh, I hope so. Your letter is Y. Okay. Nice. Oh, gosh, why? Why did I not win easy money?

No, not like that at all. Like your money is coming. Okay, your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Good luck, Annalise. Thank you. I'm looking for a girl's name. Yolanda. A song title.

Yesterday. Something you do with your mouth. Yeah. A five-liter word. A pass. A website. Yellow pages? An activity.

Something you'd use when baking. Oh, pass. A movie. Damn. Yeast. That was hard. Yeah, it is hard. When you're on the spot.

Or yoke, I guess. So sorry about that, Annalise. It started well, but it was a bit downhill from there. Thanks, guys. Just before you go, Annalise, any final guesses of who's going to win, Dan or Clint when it comes to the go-kart race? Who are you putting your money behind? like them both I can't shoot

Oh You're too nice But say Dan Clint our friend is the perfect friend That seems to be good at everything And win's everything And Dan and I are not We're the losers

But we're Speak for yourself Sorry But we This year it's going to change We've had discussions Behind the scenes Off here

Saying we need to We need to have that feeling Of what it's like To beat Clint at something Dan has gone first this week He is challenged him With his specialty skill Of go-karting

where the boys yesterday did three laps each, and their best fastest lap was timed. You do not know the results. Can I just quickly jump in as well? And big shout out to Ace Motorsport, who have hosted us the last couple of days with practices and things at Mount Smart Stadium. They also run a pathway to motorsport program.

So if you've got a young guy or girl, they have a youth program that actually gets you doing professional carding if you ever want to get into racing, which is really cool. They're incredible. It was so much fun. Yeah, thanks, Rachel.

You've listened this morning here and Steve, uh, and we really appreciate the hospitality that you showed us this week. Okay. Let's go back to the track yesterday. Meg and I were watching on. And I'll admit, Dan was quick.

Remember you being quicker than I maybe shouted out at the time. I was probably trying to get into your head a little bit. Yeah, no, I don't think he could hear you. But, um, yeah, you were, you're very consistently fast down. Yeah. Look, I was very happy with what I did on the time. the track. Very, very fast. Very, very consistent. Okay, this was Dan Helmert off right at the end with his review of his own performance.

Felt really good. Felt really good. Yeah, I think any of them will be fine. But yeah, fantastic. Oh, do you want to keep recording it? I mean, I left basically nothing left on the track there. There was maybe a little, maybe tenth of a second I could have got on that first corner. But apart from that, I'm happy with the laugh. Yeah, I hope I can do exactly what Dan did. And, quote, leave nothing on the leaving of the track. See, he's still trying to get in my head. This sort of guy is. Dirty tactics.

So your pride's on the line, Dan, and your inheritance is on the line clean. Yeah, actually my dad reminded me of that just before I pulled out of the pits. You didn't realize your inheritance is on the line here. Oh, no. Yeah, keep that up, John. Keep doing that sort of chat. Give us a good luck, kiss, Julius.

Oh, God, he's a dog. She did, by the way. Dan's mom did not give me a good. like kiss. Yeah, I was the only one she kissed on the lips, which is weird. All right, boys, well, I do have the results of your slowest times. Yeah, and it's probably important that I play this audio before you read that out, Me, because I think that'll really highlight the difference between the two. Yeah, and the thing is, when you overdrive, when you start overdriving, you'd make mistakes.

You know, all the top drivers would say that's here he comes. It looks like he's got a good exit out of there, so he'll be wanting to try and keep it there. Okay, he's always, he's lifted too much there. Oh shit. That's the sound of a spin. A spin on one of his time laps. Clint. Yeah.

Your slowest time. Yeah. Was 37 seconds. 0.586. So 37.586. My goodness me. Dan. Your slowest time was 33.789.

Wow. Well, only four seconds slower. and I spun out and almost faced the wrong way. But that's my slowest time. I mean, obviously, that's not what matters. Out of the three laps, we only took our one fastest. And I knew, actually, if I'm being really honest, to beat Dan, I knew I was going to have to go for broke

and absolutely just put it all on the line. And if I choked, I choked, but I'd rather do that than just slowly lose to him. Hurry up me, put us out of our misery. Change in music, please. Clint, your fastest time. on the track was 30.856 seconds.

Oh, you're getting nervous now, Dan? Oh, a little bit nasty. To be honest, I don't know what, though, a fast lap is. 30 point, okay. Well, if your sloth was 34, and then I've gone and done 30 seconds, was your fastest four seconds quicker than that?

Your fastest time was, 30 point... Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait, I didn't listen to my point. What was my point? My point was what? It was milliseconds. And I'll tell you after this.

Oh, you're such a dick. Clint, Megan Dan. Everyone wants to know Meg, including Formula One driver Liam Lawson, who sent a message of support this morning. Yeah, so you guys did a go-cut race. Dan's specialty skill, and he believes he can finally beat Clint at something. You guys went yesterday, and I have the results of your best lap.

People are not happy with you, Meg, make him wake over a, over a song. That was my secretist moment. Even our parents put their own money on the line as pensioners because they were so confident. Got out $100 just for this moment. Yeah, and also sweet. She got $2.50s and one was crinkled

so she went back to the bank. Enough chatting. Let's get back into it. Okay, yeah, okay. Clint, as a recap. Yeah. Your best time was 30.856. The fact that she was

She's doing hundreds of a second worries me. Can I say as well, we haven't mentioned that Laura is on hold right now, who is going to win $200 if I take this out. She wins nothing if Clint wins. 30.85, would you say six? 30.856. Okay. Dan.

Oh, come on. Your best time was 30. Point. One three. I'm more. It's okay. You won by 0.7 of a second. My goodness.

Ms. Clint. Mom's all going to be happy. She's going to lose $100 of her pension money. Hey, Mom. Sorry to embarrass the family name. Oh, well, I tell you what, it is a lot closer than I thought it was going to be after your little spin-out.

Yeah. You know, I'm actually happy with that. She's not as happy with a close loss. That was a second, but not by far. Oh, wow. Yeah, like 0.7, come on. Oh, my goodness. Never.

You lose by an inch. You may as well lose by a mile. Julie! Give me a good luck kiss before I left. Yeah. So I didn't kiss Dan on the lips, okay? I just want to say, apart for my mum, thank you to everybody that's been on the text machine

and all the people that have supported me through this. Man, it was so exciting. Thank you, Marilyn. Thank you, Lisa. Danny House Dexton, texted. I love life. Oh, yeah. You've done, Anthony.

You've been cleansed something. In all honesty, at the train. At the track, despite the fact that I was obviously putting up a bit of a confident front, as soon as I saw Dan on the track, day one, I was like, oh, he was very good at this. Don't try, we know that. He beat him. And so, Dan, congratulations. You're a hell of a driver, a hell of a friend, and I'm very proud of your achievement. I can say now, with confidence, I'm the best driver on the show.

Well, on the track, because remember we sat our driver's test and you failed. Actually, I failed that one, yeah. But God, you're fast. The fastest. The quickest to finish, that's what I want. Yes, Dan is the quickest to finish. Let's get that. Put on a plaque somewhere in the studio.

Let's get a plaque. Can we name the studio the Dan Webby studio? Now you might be the fastest studio on the game. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan. Then Clint's on the track. Fastest on track. He's done it.

So next week, Meg will present me with her special skill. Yes. And I will see how I go. Next week is that good? I really want that high. I really want that high. It feels good, or euphoric. I can think of something, and I don't want to put it out there,

because I don't want to give you ideas, but there's something I definitely know that you would absolutely wipe the floor with me at, and I'm hoping that is not the thing you've chosen for next week. Or are you just going to be, is that mental games? There's not enough time for me to get good at the thing that I know you excel at. Oh, we can't do that on here. No, that's the other thing. I'll be very surprised if it's good at that, to be honest.

Yeah, that'll have to be a podcast episode. This is going to be my O-U-S-A. I've forgotten my notes. I'll tell you what she's not good at. This kind of thing. You want me to do it? No, all thanks to OU-S-A, it's not Otago without ORI. Here to Otago-Ori.com.

In Z, I think you guys are going to be really excited about this. Okay, so we spoke about it in length when it came out. Do you remember jury duty? Yes. And there was the fact that one person, Ronald, didn't know that it was a fully filmed, acted out, jury duty. Kind of like the Truman show where Jim Carrey's character

is the only one who doesn't know that it's everyone else is in on the gag, right? I don't know as forgotten about that. It was almost just post-COVID, eh? And like Everett was like the biggest show in the world for a while. Honestly, if you haven't seen it,

it's worth going back and watch it was so good and it was so different to anything else that's out there. Well, there's going to be a season too. Oh, that's so cool. Same thing. No, so I remember we spoke in length about what could they possibly do

because you'd be like thinking the whole time if there was some sort of documentary, could this be fake? but I guess it's been long enough. Dan, you're hardly even remembering it. So many shows are made in the U.S. all the time, you know, so they know what they're doing. But this time around, it's the company retreat.

I think I've got a bit of the trailer here. Trial court, all rise. He destroyed my career, my business, and my mental health. I'm so sorry, Your Honor. I will arrest every last one of y'all. It was all fake. What? If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff,

They're going to like your line. So that is company retreats coming 20th of March. I believe it means it's something about a company goes on a retreat together. And somehow, I don't know yet, the person who doesn't know, I think it's Anthony, that he is with all actors. He will somehow be involved. Because if it's a company retreat, you'd think that he would have, he knows his colleagues. Or maybe he's new. He either could be brangue to the job and just got a gig and then.

And you'd be like, what company did I join? Yeah, yeah. It must be that. It must be that. looks like they go to some sort of like woods camp, like a camp at the woods or something. Love it. That's a great idea because you wouldn't suspect anything.

If you've just started the job that week and the retreat straight away. And it was a job in a paper and, you know, all fully legit. But really, he was just getting like cast. Incredible. What an incredible idea. Yeah, because they would have probably had a fake job application thing that he's a fake job. He's applied for it. And then this whole premises to film a TV show.

Within a week, maybe, oh, we've got to come for your retreat. It would be good for you to be able to get on that. How funny. So I can't wait. 20th of March. Honestly, I'm so excited. Did you know what platform? They talked about what platform is going to be on.

No, I'm sure. Is that Netflix? Yeah, well, it was Prime. Jury Judy was Prime, but I guess it depends on the... I'm guessing it probably is Prime. It's by the same people, sorry, I didn't say that at the end of the trailer. Am I right as well in thinking, because I used to have a Prime Video account that I paid for? I'm pretty sure it's lapsed.

And now you can watch Prime Video and you can either pay a subscription so you don't have to watch ads, or you can go watch with ads. So you can watch everything that's on Prime. and if you're happy to watch it with ads, you don't have to pay for the subscription. No, I think you still have to pay, but it's a cheaper version. That's what I understand it is. Maybe go check it out if you don't have a Prime Video account.

Well, it is Prime Video, by the way, that it's going to be on. So really excited for that. A lot of good things coming out in March, actually, around that time. Clint, Megan Dan. A woman who works with men in a men-heavy industry has found a little hack for her life where she uses two words on them, and she says it changes them. We've had some guesses come in.

And actually, Laura from Christchurch got it right, it's Big Dog. Big Dog. Yeah, have it a day. Have we got the little audio that she sees how it changed her life? Okay. Every male relationship in my life changed when I started calling all of them Big Dog. Hey, Big Dog. Oh, Big Dog's here.

What's up, Big Dog? Oh, Big Dog with the corduroy pants. They can't get enough of it. If you want to get things done, work the same. system, just throw out a big dog. I get it, because it covers all bases, right? Big dog could mean hierarchical. You know, like you're the boss or big dog physically.

Yeah, true, true, true. I guess it's kind of like you're the alpha. Yeah, yeah, you're calling them the alpha. Yeah, yeah. My question would be, though, what if there's multiple dudes in a room and you go to the one guy, big dog, and then all the other guys are like, huh? Strategic, I imagine with it. You can't big dog, one guy and then big dog the guy next to him.

There's only one big dog in the room. What if Clint and I are in the room, Megan, you had one big dog to throw out who you're throwing it at? You've already won one thing today, Dan, sorry, I'm going to throw that to Clint. I should never ask. I'm kidding. Actually, I don't know if I would. I might actually do Dan with the big dog. Probably depends on...

Pop up my ties of it. Yeah, yeah. I think big dog. I suppose it depends on, like, what's happening at the time. Yeah, do you guys think it would work? I mean, try it on Dan. Give him one and give me one and then let's see. Dan, big dog.

How are you? Yo, yo, yo. No. Oh. Actually, I don't know. Look. You instantly went to like small dog. That's here.

I really chihuahua energy off the back. I actually went out yesterday and I tried this on as many men as I could and recorded it to see if I got any, like, did what sort of, you know, a reaction I got from them. Okay. I like that. So you've actually taken the stat and you've gone and done your own research. I have done my own research with it. Huh. Okay.

Did you secretly get any big dog? me and Dan and we didn't even realize. No, but I got your dad. He went to like John. John Randall would have laughed that. He is big dog energy though. Okay, let's see how it goes when Meg takes Big Dog

into real life situations next. You also didn't give me one, Meg. No, definitely not. I'm still waiting. Clint, Big Dog. Doesn't feel right. It does. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stunky Bird.

On your Friday morning. Meg, Discovering. that if you call a man, two little words, you will end up getting your way with the male species much more often than you don't. Yeah, I mean, honestly, you've got to play the game. Here's a woman in this man's world, and you've got to find...

You do, you've got to find the things that make them buzz, so you can... You know, you say it to their face with a big smile, turn around, and let that smile drop and go, got him. Aren't we pathetic as men? The day that this works for us, we're like, oh, thank you. To be fair, once you work out the cheat codes, you can wrap us around your finger pretty tightly, pretty consistently.

Yeah, this is what's... this woman has said, she said, Big Dog are the words, and I went out and tested it on a few people yesterday, as many men that I saw, that weren't necks to each other. Well, like, short little big dogs or Big Dog? Ooh, I haven't done, I don't think I did one of those, but I have a listen.

I'm just going to say goodbye to you. See you lady? Big Dog. You're good. Hi, Big Dog. Yeah, it does. How are you? Fitty, yeah? Oh, God. So it always gives me the yick.

Yeah, I know. I don't actually listen. Do you know what? Can I be honest? I felt really cool saying it and listening back. I'm cringing. Yeah. I did feel really cool. One of them was Nate Nower from my FM, I think. So that was, maybe it's this next one. Hey, Big Dog, how are you, John?

Good, good. Is it Nathaniel? Mr. Big Dog. Hi, I'm here. Nice to meet you. Standing clear. Did you meet me? Yeah.

Oh, you go, okay. Yeah. Hey, Big Dog. How are you? It's your. It's a name. Nice to see your face around. Right, where'd they go?

I think it only works when you know them. Because if you go up to someone random that you've just met, which are few of them in there were, it's almost weird. I am. What's the reaction? We can hear you saying it, but we can't sense their reaction. I think, honestly, nearly every single one of them had a moment of,

ooh, I could see their face. That's the first time she's called me that before. Things changed between us. But none of them said, mention it, like, why did you say that, or nobody laughed about it? It was all a positive experience as far as they know. And you don't know internally after you've walked away

if they're like, yeah, I am a big... Yeah, I do think your dad liked it. I saw his chest physically puff out when you said it. I wonder where it would be more believable if you sort of did like a bit of a bark at the end. Like a, hey, big dog, woo-hoo, like that. I'll leave that one to you, I think, could send her out into the kitchen.

No, no, no, no, I've done my work. And get a live big dog with a, hr! At the end, Even Dan's dog sounds small when he does... He'll be trying to get, yep, yep. Go one more try. Yeah.

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